The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #44 - Todd McCormick (Part 2)

00:00:00.000 And they move shit around and put things in weird places.

00:00:02.000 And when you read the translation, you're like, what the fuck does this mean?

00:00:05.000 Well, they're figuring out how to translate it, not just both word for word, but figuring out how you would say that same sentence in English.

00:00:12.000 So it's structure as well.

00:00:13.000 Yeah.

00:00:14.000 So it's clear what you're translating.

00:00:16.000 It's fucking fascinating shit, man.

00:00:19.000 It's fascinating.

00:00:20.000 And I also wonder, after 50 or so years of everybody using English on the internet, how many kids are going to grow up just as English as their new language and their original languages, like the old-fashioned thing their parents did.

00:00:34.000 Could you imagine if there was only one language?

00:00:36.000 Could you imagine how much shit would get done?

00:00:38.000 You know what's interesting, though, when you say that?

00:00:40.000 Languages are going to go away by technology very, very, very fast.

00:00:43.000 No languages?

00:00:45.000 So what's going to happen?

00:00:46.000 It'll mud out.

00:00:47.000 You'll just sit there and have something translate it to you in real time.

00:00:51.000 It's going to be voice detection and everything like that.

00:00:55.000 But there'll still be languages, though.

00:00:56.000 People are still going to want to talk to each other.

00:00:58.000 Traditionalists will still be there playing with their whole thing. 0.98

00:01:00.000 But what if a few generations go by?

00:01:02.000 I think things are going to change profoundly.

00:01:04.000 Well, you're a proponent of the isolation tank.

00:01:06.000 You actually have John Lilly's tank, don't you?

00:01:09.000 I do.

00:01:09.000 After I met John, he gave me his tank.

00:01:11.000 We got John Lilly's isolation tank.

00:01:13.000 You're my only other friend that ever had one, actually.

00:01:16.000 That's like having Willie Mays' fucking baseball bat.

00:01:19.000 You know what's cool?

00:01:20.000 I got his shower shoes to go with it.

00:01:22.000 Oh, shit.

00:01:22.000 So I actually get out and walk in his shoes every time I go from my tank to the shower.

00:01:27.000 That's crazy.

00:01:28.000 They're not high heels, are they?

00:01:29.000 That's the best part.

00:01:29.000 Now, imagine...

00:01:30.000 Pretty boring brown shower shoes, but...

00:01:32.000 Imagine when they figure out how to stimulate the mind to create certain states and...

00:01:38.000 And they do it in conjunction with the tank, which is really the way to do it, because it eliminates all the sensory input from this world.

00:01:45.000 If they could figure out how to do that, put some electrodes on your head, and set you in that fucking tank, and light you up like a Christmas tree, and you just go into some other world, then maybe people will stop talking.

00:01:55.000 I think Dr. Lilly did that to me with 1cc ketamine injected, you know?

00:01:59.000 Yeah, you told me about that.

00:02:00.000 What a rush, yeah.

00:02:02.000 What did he do?

00:02:03.000 What did he do exactly?

00:02:04.000 Well, when I got there, actually, I was going to go into the tank just, you know, straight.

00:02:10.000 And you get a rinse off and everything before you go in the tank.

00:02:13.000 And the guy was prepping me and he says, you know, usually when we do it, we go in with one cc injected intermuscularly, you know, ketamine, you know, would you like some?

00:02:21.000 And I hear part of my brain go, no, no drugs, thanks.

00:02:25.000 And then I hear my mouth go, oh, absolutely, I'd love some.

00:02:29.000 And then I felt like a complete third person in my own reality because he said, no problem, you know, it's injected into muscularly, is that a problem?

00:02:37.000 And my side of my brain went, needles, no!

00:02:40.000 My mouth, however, went, no problem, that'd be great.

00:02:43.000 I didn't want to offend him.

00:02:44.000 Yeah, and you know what, and he walked away to go get me the stuff, and I stood there for a minute, and my brain was saying, no way!

00:02:50.000 And my other side of my brain went, look, you're a doctor.

00:02:53.000 Dr. Lily's house, man.

00:02:54.000 You've come all this way.

00:02:55.000 There's no way you're saying no.

00:02:57.000 And he walked back in, and I felt a little alcohol swab on my muscle.

00:03:01.000 And I heard my brain go, no!

00:03:03.000 And then I heard my mouth go, thank you very much.

00:03:06.000 And then I made the most naive.

00:03:10.000 How long does it take to kick in?

00:03:12.000 And I will never forget his face when he went, oh, you haven't done it before?

00:03:17.000 Oh, you should lay down.

00:03:20.000 About 45 seconds, and he put me in the tank.

00:03:25.000 What if you do something like that and you have sleep apnea?

00:03:28.000 Do you run the risk of choking and not breathing?

00:03:33.000 I don't know.

00:03:33.000 I didn't have sleep apnea, but the last thing I was thinking about was sleeping when he slipped me into that tank.

00:03:38.000 I thought I was there to watch the entire world come to an end, and I had a ringside seat.

00:03:42.000 It was pretty interesting.

00:03:45.000 So they shot you up with this ketamine.

00:03:47.000 You lie down in the tank.

00:03:48.000 Yeah, you get into the tank and you float.

00:03:50.000 And for me, it was the first experience ever floating.

00:03:52.000 So your first experience floating was with ketamine?

00:03:55.000 Yeah.

00:03:55.000 Hey, it happens.

00:03:57.000 How do you say no to Dr. Lilly?

00:03:59.000 I'd watched the movie Altered States dozens of times.

00:04:01.000 I'd owned the Laserdisc.

00:04:02.000 That's how long I had it.

00:04:03.000 So what happened after it kicked in?

00:04:06.000 45 seconds in.

00:04:07.000 I thought I was freaking out.

00:04:09.000 And the funnier side of this was my good friend was in the other room, and I was back around panic noise while all this was going on, and he didn't know about the ketamine entering into the equation.

00:04:19.000 And he was sitting there with Dr. Lilly and his assistant at the time, Craig, and they had no concern of me sounding like I'm drowning.

00:04:26.000 And finally he asked, you know, is he on ketamine?

00:04:31.000 And Craig said yes, and he said, would you go get me some?

00:04:35.000 And my friend was totally blown away.

00:04:37.000 Didn't think that was going to be the answer to the problem.

00:04:40.000 And John put some ketamine into his leg and told my friend to have a nice night.

00:04:44.000 And he went into his bedroom.

00:04:45.000 And my friend could see into the bedroom where the tank was next to a bed.

00:04:49.000 And he didn't touch the tank.

00:04:50.000 He just went in and laid down next to the bed.

00:04:52.000 And I actually stopped screaming at that point.

00:04:55.000 And my friend was looking in the bedroom.

00:04:57.000 You were screaming?

00:04:58.000 I was freaking out, man.

00:04:59.000 I was fucking losing my mind.

00:05:01.000 Oh, my God.

00:05:02.000 So you're in the tank.

00:05:03.000 They shoot you up with ketamine.

00:05:05.000 You panic.

00:05:06.000 You start screaming.

00:05:07.000 John Lilly says, give me some of what he's having.

00:05:10.000 Yeah, and honestly, for me, I felt like...

00:05:12.000 Well, when I stopped screaming, I remembered it was conscious.

00:05:16.000 It felt like somebody came into my trip and just said, yo, take a deep breath, calm down.

00:05:20.000 And I was like...

00:05:21.000 Okay.

00:05:22.000 And you know what?

00:05:23.000 I just channeled the energy and it actually was a really positive experience.

00:05:27.000 So you think that John Lilly joined you in your trip?

00:05:30.000 What if he joined you in the actual isolation?

00:05:32.000 No, he didn't.

00:05:33.000 Me and my girlfriend later on tried to get in.

00:05:35.000 It's like that dentist.

00:05:36.000 It's not a cool place to have a friend actually.

00:05:39.000 Massage your tits. 1.00

00:05:40.000 Yeah, come here.

00:05:41.000 Let's cuddle.

00:05:42.000 It didn't work.

00:05:42.000 But you know what?

00:05:43.000 In a sense, yes, I feel like he did.

00:05:45.000 I felt like there was a telepathic communication as much as this is going to blow all of the credibility I just had about talking about pot.

00:05:51.000 Yeah, I actually felt like Dr. Lilly and I communicated on a level that was more telepathic during the time I was under the drug.

00:06:00.000 It's a true story.

00:06:02.000 Don't want to believe it.

00:06:03.000 I don't care.

00:06:03.000 Do you think the tank would even work, though, if he took the same amount of pills and just laid on something comfortable or something?

00:06:08.000 Can I tell you something, though?

00:06:09.000 No.

00:06:09.000 I wouldn't think that your environment would have that big of a deal.

00:06:13.000 The tank's huge.

00:06:14.000 Right.

00:06:14.000 No, it's huge.

00:06:15.000 Here's how McKenna described ketamine.

00:06:17.000 He said that it was like you, he believed that when you did psychedelics, you somehow or another connected to the experience that everybody had doing those psychedelics before you.

00:06:27.000 That's one of the reasons why the mushroom experience is so rich and diverse.

00:06:30.000 It says thousands and thousands and millions of people over the years have done mushrooms and you're connected to this one big gigantic growing experience.

00:06:37.000 He said doing ketamine, he said ketamine is so much more rare that really it gave him the feeling like he was in an abandoned warehouse or an office building with no furniture in it.

00:06:46.000 That's interesting.

00:06:47.000 I felt very alone in my trip initially, and then when I felt like there was another energy around me, it did feel different, and it was weird.

00:06:55.000 I had a long conversation with John after, and I really liked the old guy.

00:07:01.000 He was really a nice guy.

00:07:02.000 And then afterwards, when I left, whatever, the next day, his assistant showed up and said, you made a real impression on John.

00:07:07.000 He'd like you to have his tank.

00:07:09.000 He just gave it to you?

00:07:10.000 Yeah.

00:07:11.000 Wow, that's crazy.

00:07:12.000 He probably felt bad.

00:07:13.000 He probably didn't want you to sue him for fucking whacking him with ketamine and throwing him into a fucking bathtub.

00:07:18.000 He's like, this dude might sue me, man.

00:07:20.000 You know what I'm going to do?

00:07:20.000 I'm going to work this.

00:07:21.000 I'm going to work this.

00:07:22.000 I'm going to stroke it.

00:07:23.000 I'm going to call him up.

00:07:24.000 I'm going to say, yo, man, you are the shit, and I'm going to give you my tank.

00:07:28.000 You know, Oliver Stone went the night before me in his tank.

00:07:32.000 I wonder if he peed and jerked off or anything.

00:07:35.000 Oliver Stone's a big pooper when he sleeps.

00:07:37.000 I had never really thought about that until just this minute.

00:07:40.000 I would have definitely thought about that.

00:07:40.000 He did K though and did it.

00:07:42.000 Yeah, we both did it.

00:07:43.000 Yeah, we got to talk about it years later, him and I, sit down and chat about our weekend at John's.

00:07:48.000 Wow.

00:07:49.000 What a fucking freaky dude.

00:07:51.000 Whack people out with Special K and throw them into a fucking tank of water.

00:07:55.000 You do know this is the guy that the Day of the Dolphin was made about.

00:07:57.000 He's the guy that did all of the research on dolphins.

00:08:00.000 Dude, I got all his books.

00:08:00.000 All of them, huh?

00:08:01.000 You have all of them, huh?

00:08:02.000 Oh, he's a bad motherfucker.

00:08:02.000 He was awesome.

00:08:03.000 He's got a great book where he actually shows...

00:08:05.000 The Deep Self has directions on how to make a tank.

00:08:09.000 Shows you how to make it.

00:08:10.000 Well, that precursor to the Sadamari tank I got, isn't it?

00:08:13.000 Sadamari is...

00:08:14.000 Samadhi.

00:08:15.000 Yeah, that's what I had, too.

00:08:17.000 I had one of those, as well.

00:08:18.000 Now I got a Float Lab one, the new crazy version.

00:08:21.000 Have I showed you that?

00:08:21.000 Not yet.

00:08:22.000 I can't wait to see it.

00:08:23.000 It's in the basement.

00:08:24.000 You're going to trip.

00:08:25.000 It's the craziest thing of all time.

00:08:26.000 I think they're awesome.

00:08:27.000 And I think a lot of people have never really been able to meditate within themselves.

00:08:30.000 And when you get in this tank and there's no resistance on your body and you can actually really hear and you don't really see and you feel the same temperature as the surroundings around you, you really feel so boundless.

00:08:42.000 You're flying through space, man.

00:08:44.000 You're flying through space.

00:08:45.000 It's a spaceship, man.

00:08:46.000 That downstairs is a fucking portal to another world.

00:08:49.000 It really is.

00:08:50.000 It really is.

00:08:51.000 That's a great way to put it.

00:08:51.000 When you learn how to relax, once you learn how to relax, and it takes a few times, you have to do it a bunch of times, and depending on your personality, how good you are at truly letting go, but if you really learn how to let go, man, you go on trips and that thing.

00:09:03.000 Dude, I used to, I used to, I'd set an alarm at like 4 a.m.

00:09:05.000 if I went to sleep before midnight, and I'd just like walk, because I had mine in my bedroom, I'd walk right to my tank, get back in it, and like go back to sleep, and like 4, 5, 6 o'clock, I would always wake up before 7, Feeling like, man, I just slept for so long, and I felt great, and my dreams would be so lucid, so incredibly real and tangible, and holy shit, I want to go write them down lucid.

00:09:26.000 That's intense.

00:09:27.000 So you only had to walk a couple steps, so you barely woke up.

00:09:30.000 Oh, I barely woke up, that's right.

00:09:31.000 And you went right back out.

00:09:32.000 Right back out.

00:09:32.000 Bam.

00:09:32.000 Oh, that's amazing.

00:09:33.000 You got it.

00:09:34.000 It's awesome.

00:09:35.000 Mine's too far from my fucking bed.

00:09:38.000 In the walking, I'd wake up going, what the fuck are you doing with your life, Rogan?

00:09:41.000 Getting up at four o'clock in the morning, you fucking weirdo. 0.92

00:09:43.000 To go meditate.

00:09:45.000 And then I would go on the internet and check my Twitter.

00:09:47.000 On the way down.

00:09:48.000 Ooh, UFOs.

00:09:49.000 Congress?

00:09:50.000 What's going on here?

00:09:52.000 Next thing you know, it'll be an hour later.

00:09:54.000 I'll be like, I'm gonna get some breakfast, man.

00:09:55.000 I'm fucking hungry.

00:09:56.000 Totally awake, sipping coffee.

00:09:58.000 Did you see that shit that was on CNN? All these former US Air Force employees are coming out about UFOs?

00:10:05.000 Around nuclear arms.

00:10:06.000 Around nuclear facilities.

00:10:07.000 That's fucking trippy shit, man.

00:10:10.000 I wonder if these guys are all just nuts.

00:10:12.000 I wonder if these guys are all kooks or if they're like...

00:10:15.000 Disinformation guys that work for the government. 0.99

00:10:17.000 The government wants us to think there's fucking real UFOs so they can just distract the shit out of people.

00:10:21.000 And not a control mechanism.

00:10:22.000 Yeah, and meanwhile Obama's passing on his legislation making it easier for people to wiretap your emails and get into your fucking Twitter account and your Facebook pages.

00:10:32.000 They're passing all this legislation right under everybody's noses.

00:10:35.000 I wonder if that's what it is.

00:10:36.000 I wonder if it's just a distraction tactic.

00:10:38.000 Distraction.

00:10:38.000 I truly believe it is.

00:10:39.000 I mean, the UN appointed some chick to be the ambassador when the aliens come. 1.00

00:10:44.000 Listen, bitch, you don't speak for me. 1.00

00:10:46.000 Is that real?

00:10:47.000 Yes!

00:10:47.000 The UN just appointed an ambassador.

00:10:50.000 And what the fuck's her job? 0.90

00:10:51.000 Just sit around and wait?

00:10:53.000 I believe she's an astrophysicist, and her job is to communicate with the aliens. 0.95

00:10:58.000 You don't talk for me, Hooker. 1.00

00:10:59.000 Can I just say something?

00:11:00.000 I got a dog.

00:11:01.000 We have been on this planet evolving with dogs for thousands of years.

00:11:04.000 And we don't speak Doberman.

00:11:06.000 We don't speak German Shepherd.

00:11:08.000 And how do we think that they're going to show up and suddenly we're going to be like, sit.

00:11:12.000 Good alien.

00:11:13.000 It's fucking hilarious.

00:11:16.000 Alien want a snack?

00:11:17.000 The idea is that they're going to be so much more intelligent than us.

00:11:19.000 They're going to be able to understand what our language is.

00:11:22.000 They'll be able to decipher our language.

00:11:24.000 That's the hope and the dream.

00:11:26.000 I think they're going to show up and think, food, man, you look soft and juicy.

00:11:30.000 That's what we do.

00:11:31.000 I'm going to fuck these people.

00:11:34.000 If you look at what every single intelligent life form on this planet does, they're going to make sure that they exploit everything weaker than them.

00:11:47.000 That's the ethic of space, it seems like.

00:11:49.000 It's the ethic of life on this planet.

00:11:52.000 That's survival of the fittest.

00:11:53.000 And when you're the fittest, you get to fuck the ones who are not as fit.

00:11:56.000 That's just the way it is.

00:11:57.000 What human beings do to dolphins and SeaWorld and what we do to killer whales, we know that killer whales rescue human beings that fall off boats.

00:12:05.000 We know that there's never been a case in the wild of a killer whale, a documented case, killing a human.

00:12:09.000 The only times they've ever done it is in captivity.

00:12:10.000 Other than SeaWorld?

00:12:11.000 That's the only times they've ever done it, is in captivity.

00:12:12.000 Can't blame them.

00:12:13.000 And we know what dolphins do.

00:12:15.000 Dolphins kill baby dolphins so they can force the female dolphin to fuck. 1.00

00:12:18.000 Dolphins are ruthless, man.

00:12:19.000 Is that true?

00:12:20.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:12:22.000 They kill the baby dolphins.

00:12:23.000 They kill the babies.

00:12:24.000 How do they kill them?

00:12:25.000 They kill them with their face.

00:12:27.000 They kill them, yeah.

00:12:28.000 And that's one of the reasons, yeah, the dolphins rape the fuck out of each other too. 1.00

00:12:32.000 And one of the reasons why female dolphins are whores is female dolphins are super slutty. 1.00

00:12:36.000 And the reason being is because they have to fuck as many male dolphins as possible so that when they have babies, those male dolphins won't kill the babies. 0.99

00:12:43.000 So the male dolphin will go, I fucked that bitch, that might be mine. 1.00

00:12:46.000 Damn.

00:12:47.000 They like her because they get to fuck her. 1.00

00:12:49.000 Where'd you get this breakdown?

00:12:50.000 It's all from documentaries.

00:12:51.000 And so the idea being that the mother does not breed while she's with the babies.

00:12:57.000 So it takes like six years or something like that before she's willing to breed again.

00:13:00.000 Oh, before she breeds again? 0.96

00:13:01.000 Before she breeds again because she has to take care of the babies. 1.00

00:13:03.000 How long does a dolphin live?

00:13:05.000 That's a good question.

00:13:06.000 I don't know.

00:13:07.000 I don't know, but...

00:13:08.000 You seem to know a lot about their sex life.

00:13:10.000 Dolphins are...

00:13:10.000 I'm a freak.

00:13:11.000 I'm a freak, son.

00:13:12.000 I was thinking about fucking one of those dolphins.

00:13:13.000 I was thinking about fucking one for a while.

00:13:15.000 Oh, my God.

00:13:15.000 They're so pretty.

00:13:16.000 If it only had a sheep's pussy, but it was a dolphin. 1.00

00:13:19.000 Right.

00:13:19.000 I'd be in there, son.

00:13:20.000 Put those two together.

00:13:22.000 Yeah, if you could fuck it and it could drag you through the water at the same time.

00:13:25.000 Yeah.

00:13:25.000 Take you on trips and fuck it.

00:13:26.000 You're going 30 miles an hour.

00:13:27.000 You better be able to hold your breath.

00:13:29.000 God damn, that'd be good.

00:13:30.000 You're going to need to design some new dolphin that you can fuck. 1.00

00:13:32.000 That's right.

00:13:33.000 Pfft.

00:13:34.000 Or maybe you could just climb on the back of a dolphin and just get a flashlight attached to the dolphin.

00:13:39.000 You could probably do that.

00:13:40.000 I heard it already feels good.

00:13:42.000 There's videos on the internet of people fucking dolphins.

00:13:43.000 Have you seen those?

00:13:44.000 No.

00:13:45.000 No.

00:13:45.000 That can't be real.

00:13:46.000 That's totally real.

00:13:47.000 No one's fucking dolphins, dude.

00:13:48.000 I'll show it to you later.

00:13:49.000 How's that possible?

00:13:49.000 Huh?

00:13:50.000 Their penis comes out and the woman gets underneath it? 1.00

00:13:52.000 I don't remember.

00:13:53.000 He's making this show.

00:13:54.000 No, I'm not.

00:13:56.000 There's tons of videos of people fucking dolphins.

00:13:58.000 Can't be tons.

00:13:59.000 Actual sex, Brian?

00:14:00.000 Yes.

00:14:01.000 I need some clarification.

00:14:03.000 I'll show you one.

00:14:03.000 Okay, we need to go deep on this one.

00:14:05.000 Sorry?

00:14:06.000 We can't just leave people out there thinking that there's human beings.

00:14:09.000 I wonder how many people are right now going, this is bullshit.

00:14:11.000 I will look myself.

00:14:12.000 Oh, a lot of people.

00:14:13.000 That's the beautiful thing about the internet now.

00:14:16.000 Instantly, you can find out.

00:14:18.000 You can Google and at least get the general consensus.

00:14:20.000 I mean, you can't find out who killed Kennedy.

00:14:22.000 There's some shit you can't find out.

00:14:23.000 But you can Google YesOn19 and help us win in California.

00:14:29.000 Proposition 19. Yeah, it's YesOn19.com.

00:14:33.000 34 days away, and what are the most recent polls?

00:14:37.000 Recent polls show us winning.

00:14:39.000 It depends on whose poll you look at, Fox or what have you.

00:14:43.000 Wow, they make very human sounds.

00:14:45.000 What are you doing, Brian?

00:14:46.000 He's looking up.

00:14:47.000 You said it wasn't true.

00:14:49.000 Is she doing it?

00:14:49.000 Is it real?

00:14:50.000 Don't tell him it's not true.

00:14:52.000 It's not real?

00:14:53.000 He's on an iPhone.

00:14:54.000 Everything's censored by Apple.

00:14:56.000 That one's a guy with a fucking dolphin uniform.

00:14:57.000 Apple isn't going to let you look at porn.

00:14:58.000 Yeah, man.

00:14:59.000 How do you think you're going to look at that on that?

00:15:00.000 They're going to say, no dolphin porn, no good.

00:15:02.000 Yeah, but they can't stop you from going to all those websites now.

00:15:05.000 They go to HTML5 because of the iPad.

00:15:07.000 All the porn websites, none of them are Flash-based anymore.

00:15:11.000 They're like, oh really?

00:15:11.000 You can't get on the iPad?

00:15:13.000 Oh, let's just change this shit up, son.

00:15:15.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:15:15.000 They change everything to HTML5, and then that works on your iPad, and then you can watch porn on your iPad. 0.71

00:15:20.000 Who would have known innovation leading the way again.

00:15:23.000 It's porn leading the way.

00:15:23.000 Hey, there are a lot of Christians who need their porn.

00:15:26.000 They do.

00:15:26.000 How about that new dude that got busted?

00:15:28.000 What's his name?

00:15:29.000 Eddie Long, is that his name?

00:15:30.000 The new big black preacher got busted. 1.00

00:15:34.000 Yeah, how's that?

00:15:34.000 Banging some boys.

00:15:36.000 I'm just saying.

00:15:37.000 What is his name?

00:15:37.000 Dude, that's double bad because, you know, brothers ain't supposed to be even thinking like that.

00:15:41.000 Yeah, brothers do not get down with the gay. 1.00

00:15:43.000 No homo, man. 1.00

00:15:43.000 That's why the Proposition 8 passed in California. 1.00

00:15:47.000 A lot of gay people were really pissed off at black folks because black folks voted some ridiculous number.

00:15:53.000 Hey, those white folks should be mad at their Christian siblings who brought Christianity to all these poor people, you know, because that's really the problem.

00:16:01.000 Okay, well, you're going back a little bit far with your blame there, fella.

00:16:04.000 Whoa.

00:16:05.000 What is this guy's name?

00:16:06.000 Ed Long?

00:16:07.000 What was the guy's name?

00:16:07.000 I think I busted.

00:16:08.000 I want to read this online.

00:16:09.000 It could be Ed Long.

00:16:11.000 That's like his poor name.

00:16:12.000 No, you're right.

00:16:13.000 Due to the size of the dolphin's dick, the best way you can have sex with a male dolphin is to masturbate him. 0.97

00:16:20.000 Brian, Brian, Brian.

00:16:21.000 Yeah, his name is...

00:16:22.000 What about a female dolphin? 0.99

00:16:23.000 His name is Ed Long.

00:16:25.000 His name is.

00:16:26.000 It's Eddie Long.

00:16:27.000 Yes.

00:16:27.000 Eddie Long?

00:16:28.000 It's true.

00:16:29.000 Eddie Long.

00:16:30.000 That's his name.

00:16:31.000 You couldn't write this fiction.

00:16:32.000 You really couldn't, man.

00:16:33.000 It's like, you remember when there was a...

00:16:36.000 Eddie Long.

00:16:37.000 Yeah.

00:16:37.000 That's his name, man.

00:16:38.000 It's all in the name.

00:16:39.000 You know it right from the top.

00:16:40.000 Here's the best part.

00:16:41.000 Homie's got a pink tie. 0.95

00:16:43.000 Oh.

00:16:43.000 How about that?

00:16:44.000 So he's the one taking it.

00:16:45.000 Yeah, we're watching it.

00:16:46.000 Not necessarily.

00:16:47.000 With the pink tie?

00:16:48.000 Kind of soft.

00:16:49.000 Yeah, everything else is black. 0.51

00:16:51.000 Whoa.

00:16:52.000 When his outfit's dark and strong, powerful, he's just like, you know, I'm into that boy pussy. 1.00

00:16:57.000 Whoa.

00:16:57.000 Bring him the flashlight.

00:16:59.000 This is a big ad.

00:17:01.000 They make you watch ads now.

00:17:02.000 Yeah, they're good at it.

00:17:03.000 Captive ads.

00:17:04.000 They're saying, fuck your TiVo.

00:17:05.000 I know.

00:17:06.000 It's like the only time I ever watch ads now are when I'm trying to watch a YouTube clip.

00:17:09.000 It's evil.

00:17:10.000 This is CNN.com.

00:17:11.000 A&E. Hey, you know what, man?

00:17:12.000 It's only 30 seconds.

00:17:14.000 Whatever.

00:17:14.000 Whoa, of my life added up.

00:17:16.000 So this guy, this Eddie Long, another Christian man in a position of power...

00:17:21.000 That it turns out was actually banging boys.

00:17:24.000 Shocking!

00:17:25.000 What if the Catholic Church has been run by gays who are angry at the straight people this whole time? 1.00

00:17:32.000 Right?

00:17:33.000 And they get to wear their dresses and have their fabulous cars and drink out of their gold chalices and be covered in all these colors and live in total secrecy and then pick out the little gay kids right out of the straight audience. 0.97

00:17:45.000 The only flaw is that they think hate Madonna.

00:17:48.000 Whoa, what do you mean Madonna?

00:17:49.000 The churches hate Madonna.

00:17:50.000 Gay people love Madonna.

00:17:52.000 See, therefore, your analysis does not hold water.

00:17:56.000 Whoa, I think it's true.

00:17:58.000 That's what you think it is?

00:17:59.000 Is it an ancient gay cult? 1.00

00:18:01.000 Yeah.

00:18:02.000 The Pope wearing a dress?

00:18:04.000 Yeah, of course.

00:18:05.000 The whole deal.

00:18:05.000 What's up with that crazy fish head?

00:18:07.000 All of them at the Vatican.

00:18:09.000 Let me think.

00:18:10.000 I don't want to fuck women. 1.00

00:18:11.000 I want to go live with men for the rest of my life.

00:18:13.000 Pretty much a gay. 0.99

00:18:14.000 And you're not even allowed to masturbate?

00:18:15.000 Why not just...

00:18:16.000 Oh, nocturnal emissions.

00:18:17.000 Whoa, you can't even dream about getting off.

00:18:19.000 Well, how about Salt Peter?

00:18:20.000 That shit they give them to keep them from getting horny? 0.52

00:18:22.000 That's not true.

00:18:23.000 It's not real?

00:18:23.000 It's an urban myth, pretty much.

00:18:24.000 It's an urban myth?

00:18:25.000 But they still actually give it to them.

00:18:27.000 Saltpeter's real shit, dude.

00:18:27.000 Some sodium stuff, I think.

00:18:28.000 No, I don't think it is.

00:18:29.000 It might not work.

00:18:30.000 They say it in jail all the time.

00:18:31.000 They say, oh, there's Saltpeter in food.

00:18:32.000 Really?

00:18:34.000 I don't know.

00:18:34.000 Whatever.

00:18:35.000 I can't say.

00:18:36.000 I still dream of my girlfriends and wake up feeling fairly aroused.

00:18:40.000 Well, I don't think there really is Saltpeter in jail.

00:18:42.000 That's one of those urban legend type things.

00:18:44.000 It's a total urban legend.

00:18:45.000 The whole idea is ridiculous.

00:18:46.000 The whole idea that anybody would ask you to not have sex. 0.80

00:18:49.000 Like, why would God give me a dick if I didn't want to use it? 0.88

00:18:51.000 God, don't procreate. 1.00

00:18:53.000 Go, yeah.

00:18:54.000 God does not only not want you to procreate, doesn't want you to feel affection, doesn't want you to love someone.

00:18:59.000 I love how people talk about, you know, there's no evolution, there's just creationism.

00:19:03.000 They don't want to talk about incestual relations between Adam and Eve and all their kids.

00:19:07.000 Yeah, what's up with that?

00:19:07.000 Where the fuck did that come from?

00:19:08.000 God showed up again with a new boat?

00:19:10.000 Hey, I got new fresh meat.

00:19:12.000 Yeah, there'd be a bunch of brothers and sisters fucking like crazy. 1.00

00:19:15.000 That would be what it had to be, wouldn't it?

00:19:17.000 If you go with the Christians, and then they did all this in 6,000 years. 1.00

00:19:20.000 So what's up?

00:19:21.000 You're my brother.

00:19:22.000 Yeah, that's okay.

00:19:23.000 My Christian brother.

00:19:24.000 Don't eat that apple.

00:19:25.000 That shit's bad.

00:19:26.000 No, and you know, I love that in the Union.

00:19:28.000 That was the first prohibition.

00:19:30.000 The prohibition of thou shalt not eat from the tree of knowledge.

00:19:33.000 And who was the big cop?

00:19:35.000 Right?

00:19:35.000 God.

00:19:36.000 And how many people?

00:19:37.000 Two.

00:19:38.000 Two people he had to police.

00:19:39.000 And God, according to Christian mythology, couldn't handle prohibition.

00:19:44.000 Yeah, how hilarious is it that God would make some shit that he didn't want you to eat?

00:19:47.000 He'll tell you, don't eat it.

00:19:49.000 I'm telling you, I will fuck your world up.

00:19:52.000 Oh, oh, oh, you ate that apple that I told you not to eat?

00:19:55.000 Well, guess what?

00:19:56.000 You don't ever get a second chance.

00:19:57.000 You're fucked forever. 0.97

00:19:58.000 Your whole species is fucked. 0.62

00:20:00.000 Joe, do you ever wonder if that snake, that one snake, the original snake, ever made it, if he made it on Noah's Ark?

00:20:08.000 Do you ever think about that?

00:20:09.000 No, because that snake was the devil.

00:20:11.000 It wasn't really a snake.

00:20:12.000 Actually, that's how much I know.

00:20:14.000 I was hoping that snake made it.

00:20:16.000 Maybe that snake is all around us all the time.

00:20:18.000 Yeah.

00:20:19.000 Pretty much.

00:20:20.000 The whole idea that they'll make fun of fucking Muslims or they'll make fun of Scientologists, they'll make fun of, you know, like, oh, they've got the wrong thing.

00:20:30.000 You better come to Jesus.

00:20:31.000 But see, I argue that everybody's an atheist because a Jew doesn't believe in a Christian God and a Christian God doesn't believe in Buddha. 0.94

00:20:36.000 And a Buddha doesn't believe in a Jewish God and none of them believe in Muhammad. 0.84

00:20:40.000 So it's really they're all atheists because they don't believe in anything but their little fantasy.

00:20:44.000 Truthfully.

00:20:45.000 So they're all atheists to somebody else's shit.

00:20:48.000 To somebody else's shit.

00:20:49.000 They don't believe in their other gods.

00:20:50.000 So bam, suddenly we're in alignment.

00:20:52.000 I just don't also believe with any of their gods.

00:20:54.000 It's amazing that there are so many different religions.

00:20:57.000 Hundreds, literally.

00:20:58.000 We were lost.

00:21:00.000 We needed direction.

00:21:01.000 We needed someone to walk up and go, I know where the food is.

00:21:03.000 I know where you'll be warm.

00:21:05.000 I know how to heal you sick when you die and come with me.

00:21:07.000 Right.

00:21:07.000 It's amazing that there's so many different religions, but even though we know that they all say different shit, everyone is willing to die believing that the one they believe is right.

00:21:17.000 Even though there's so many examples of contradicting ideas.

00:21:21.000 For whatever fucking reason, we compartmentalize that when we go down the road of being a Mormon or go down the road of being a Catholic or a Baptist.

00:21:29.000 We just...

00:21:30.000 Don't look at it.

00:21:31.000 Just don't look at it.

00:21:32.000 We just say, this is my team and screw your team.

00:21:34.000 And it's a very NFL mentality.

00:21:37.000 You know, rah-rah my team, boo your team.

00:21:39.000 It's all the same shit.

00:21:40.000 It is all the same shit.

00:21:41.000 When I was in Indiana, I was in Indiana for a UFC. Anybody who fought somebody from Indiana, even if they were American, they would boo them.

00:21:48.000 Really?

00:21:49.000 Because you're not from Indiana.

00:21:50.000 Boo! 0.83

00:21:52.000 It's our local boy.

00:21:53.000 It's Hoosiers.

00:21:54.000 But think about it.

00:21:55.000 Indiana's great, don't get me wrong, but the mentality is so fucked up that you're booing against other Americans because they're not from a similar place.

00:22:05.000 They're not within a certain distance of where you sleep, so you don't even like them right now.

00:22:10.000 Boo, he's going up against our guy.

00:22:12.000 We don't just have Americans versus the rest of the world.

00:22:15.000 We'll go down to neighborhoods.

00:22:16.000 We'll break it down to neighborhoods.

00:22:18.000 We'll break it down to the Hatfields and the McCoys. 0.99

00:22:20.000 The problem with Indiana is there's nothing else to fucking do there, and they're not known for much in Indiana.

00:22:26.000 And so that movie Hoosiers came out.

00:22:28.000 Everyone was like, sports is now our big thing.

00:22:31.000 What?

00:22:31.000 Seriously?

00:22:32.000 The movie came out because sports is a big thing?

00:22:34.000 Right, right, right.

00:22:35.000 But they're so proud of that movie because that's all they have living in Indiana.

00:22:39.000 They used to have this thing called the Indianapolis 500. That was kind of big to Rednecks, too. 1.00

00:22:43.000 Yeah, they have a lot of shit, dude.

00:22:44.000 Yeah, so it's very sportsy.

00:22:47.000 We've got to bring farming back to the Midwest is what we've got to do.

00:22:50.000 Weed farming.

00:22:51.000 You bring it back to weed, right?

00:22:52.000 Not weed, man, but hemp.

00:22:53.000 We need hemp, man.

00:22:54.000 Look, Farm Aid right now is in its 25th year, and the problem with it is 25 years, and they've gotten where?

00:23:00.000 Because all these people they're trying to convince, they've built their farms on corn and cotton, are completely wrong.

00:23:06.000 And they're not going to have any economic independence back until they get their hemp back. 0.92

00:23:10.000 In Indiana, John Cougar Mellencamp came onto the screen, and they booed him.

00:23:14.000 Really?

00:23:15.000 Boo! 0.83

00:23:16.000 In Indiana?

00:23:16.000 Yep.

00:23:17.000 I thought he was from Indiana.

00:23:18.000 He is!

00:23:19.000 They didn't get the cue card?

00:23:20.000 He's a liberal.

00:23:21.000 Oh, he's liberal!

00:23:26.000 Whoa.

00:23:27.000 That's incredible.

00:23:27.000 It was crazy.

00:23:28.000 They showed him.

00:23:29.000 I expected everybody to go apeshit.

00:23:31.000 Boo.

00:23:32.000 Wow.

00:23:33.000 Boo.

00:23:35.000 You know, in Ohio, the farms are getting so bad that they're closing farms left and right that a lot of the farms are turning into shopping centers.

00:23:41.000 Where my mom lived, just in five years, used to be farms everywhere. 0.88

00:23:45.000 And now it's like commercial buildings and they're losing all these farms because there's no money in it or something's not going on right in the farming industry in Ohio.

00:23:55.000 Well, it's very difficult to run a farm and make a profit.

00:23:58.000 It's incredibly difficult.

00:23:59.000 It's so fucking hard.

00:24:00.000 Especially when you're up against unfair trade practices and fucking fuels that come from 9,000 miles away.

00:24:06.000 Well, how about seeds?

00:24:06.000 You don't even own your seeds when you're a farmer.

00:24:09.000 When you get seeds from Monsanto...

00:24:10.000 GMO is a big deal.

00:24:11.000 And hemp is the one thing that we need to really push that we don't have GMO control of.

00:24:15.000 We have to stand up and ask for our civil rights back.

00:24:19.000 We have to demand them back, in fact.

00:24:21.000 Well, let's explain the seeds thing, though.

00:24:23.000 What I was saying is, when you buy seeds, if you're a farmer, you buy these seeds that have been made by this company.

00:24:29.000 Monsanto.

00:24:30.000 Yeah, you don't own those seeds.

00:24:32.000 You got those seeds, and when you plant your new plants, and you grow, like, say, if you grow peppers.

00:24:38.000 You can't take the seeds out of those peppers and grow more peppers.

00:24:41.000 Oh, really?

00:24:41.000 Because you don't own that.

00:24:42.000 That's right.

00:24:43.000 You don't own that.

00:24:43.000 That's right.

00:24:44.000 They will sue you.

00:24:45.000 It's like copywritten.

00:24:46.000 They will sue you.

00:24:47.000 It is.

00:24:47.000 Yeah, it's incredible.

00:24:48.000 Monsanto has actually people that go around and test crops of people that they suspect are using a generation away from their last seed.

00:24:56.000 And it's really scary.

00:24:58.000 How crazy is that?

00:24:59.000 Can you take those seeds and make new versions of that seed?

00:25:03.000 Or can you have any trace of it at all?

00:25:05.000 Is it even traceable?

00:25:06.000 It's genetically modified so they know what the genome of this particular plant that they've created is.

00:25:12.000 So if you have that shit in your field, you have to pay them every year.

00:25:16.000 Every year you have to pay for new seeds.

00:25:19.000 The way people always did it is you grew tomatoes, you took the seeds from the tomatoes, you grew more tomatoes.

00:25:24.000 You can't do that now.

00:25:25.000 It's illegal.

00:25:26.000 That is the nuttiest shit ever.

00:25:29.000 And that's the number one reason for genetically modifying food is to control the market. 1.00

00:25:34.000 And that's the number one reason also why marijuana will always remain illegal.

00:25:38.000 To a lot of people, or they'll want to keep it illegal, rather, is because they can't control it.

00:25:42.000 No.

00:25:42.000 You know hemp is grown in every industrialized country other than America.

00:25:45.000 It's amazing.

00:25:46.000 How crazy is that?

00:25:47.000 Canada, right up north, right above us.

00:25:49.000 Right.

00:25:49.000 They're growing it.

00:25:50.000 They grow all of the seed products that are in Whole Foods and all that nutrition stuff.

00:25:53.000 So all this is money that farmers could be making.

00:25:56.000 Here.

00:25:56.000 All this shit.

00:25:57.000 All this shit.

00:25:58.000 That's absolutely right.

00:25:58.000 They're stealing from them.

00:25:59.000 These cunts. 0.98

00:26:00.000 Yep, the government is stealing from them.

00:26:02.000 Stealing?

00:26:03.000 I love this country, guys.

00:26:04.000 And it's stealing it by denying them their own history.

00:26:06.000 It's the best country everywhere.

00:26:07.000 It's the fucking best country.

00:26:08.000 It's going to Indiana.

00:26:08.000 Look at that NASCAR. NASCAR. They're going to bomb California is what they're going to do.

00:26:15.000 What are they going to do, man?

00:26:17.000 Proposition 9 takes over.

00:26:18.000 19. 19. Proposition 19. I was thinking gay. 0.79

00:26:22.000 It's one of our eights.

00:26:25.000 When that shit goes into effect, if and when, it's going to change the culture.

00:26:30.000 That's the big change.

00:26:32.000 It's going to be in people's behavior.

00:26:33.000 Because you can talk all the paper you want, but the most fascinating thing to me is what it does to people socially.

00:26:39.000 It changes the fuck out of human beings.

00:26:41.000 Right.

00:26:42.000 Well, you know, some of the things that people are coming out against, Prop 19 is saying, is that it's going to lend itself to corporations.

00:26:48.000 And it's not true.

00:26:49.000 Corporations are not going to...

00:26:50.000 Who's saying that?

00:26:51.000 Well, believe it or not, we have a lot of people that are in the medical marijuana industry that don't want to see Prop 19 pass because they're comfortable right now and they're profiteering, and they don't want to see a status quo change.

00:27:01.000 And it's really sad because these are the people that benefit the most when their local communities allow them to start selling to anybody over 21 without a doctor's note.

00:27:09.000 Right, but the doctors who've been making their living for all these years, giving away prescriptions and charging $150 a pop, that's that source of income these guys have.

00:27:18.000 Doctors were historically wealthy, and they'll do fine actually practicing medicine, I'm sure.

00:27:23.000 Maybe, but when you're set up for years and years and years just giving out medical marijuana prescriptions and you're comfortable with it, then all of a sudden something's going to come along to make your business go away, and you're going to have to come up with some whole new business.

00:27:35.000 If you're a selfish douchebag, I could see where you'd be like, man, I don't want this to pass.

00:27:38.000 Isn't that why the alcohol beverage industry is giving to the campaign against us?

00:27:42.000 Of course.

00:27:42.000 Isn't that why all these self-interested companies are stepping up?

00:27:46.000 Of course.

00:27:46.000 It's all the same thing, but we don't expect it out of the medical marijuana doctors.

00:27:49.000 Another lie I heard was that big tobacco money is behind this when it's such bullshit.

00:27:54.000 Proposition 19?

00:27:55.000 Yes, when you can look up and see where all the money came from.

00:27:57.000 Dumbest thing ever.

00:27:58.000 Realistically, though, Prop 19 was passed by somebody that – as somebody I've known for over 15 years, he's a really good person that really just wanted to do the right thing.

00:28:07.000 He wanted to put forward a more liberal initiative, but he had cash, and he polled the initiatives, and he found that more liberal initiatives were not polling well enough to actually pass.

00:28:17.000 So he actually pulled back, pulled back, pulled back on the verbiage.

00:28:20.000 Until he got an initiative that pulled well enough to pass.

00:28:24.000 And what a lot of people don't realize is that this is not the means to the end.

00:28:27.000 This is just, or this is a means to the end.

00:28:29.000 It's not the end.

00:28:30.000 It's just one small step in the evolution of getting our freedoms back.

00:28:34.000 And this Prop 19 is going to be one step closer to having our rights back.

00:28:38.000 and what a lot of people are talking about which is pissing me off is that we got Meg Whitman buying her way into the governorship and we have Steve Cooley who has been the guy down here in LA for those of you who don't live in LA who has been closing down all the Los Angeles bot clubs and if this guy gets the top cop position in the state of California and Prop 19 loses all of these idiots and I'll say you are idiots that are going against Prop 19 that are selling medical marijuana are gonna lose your businesses and lose your freedoms

00:29:05.000 And the only thing that's going to protect you right now is if everybody in this state gets the rights that you have been getting for the last 14 years since medical marijuana.

00:29:14.000 What's that cop's name?

00:29:14.000 Let's not concentrate on these dildos.

00:29:16.000 Let's concentrate on that cop. 0.89

00:29:18.000 What's the cop's name?

00:29:19.000 Yeah.

00:29:20.000 Steve Cooley is...

00:29:22.000 This is the guy...

00:29:22.000 ...that's running for Attorney General, and he's basically running as somebody that's against the death penalty.

00:29:27.000 And in California, you might as well be running against somebody unopposed.

00:29:30.000 He's running against someone who's against the death penalty?

00:29:32.000 Yes.

00:29:33.000 Oh, so he's running unopposed.

00:29:34.000 In that sense, he is.

00:29:35.000 Absolutely.

00:29:36.000 And when he gets in, his agenda is to do in the state what he's already done in L.A. Well, why does he want to shut down medical pot stores?

00:29:43.000 Ideologically, who knows what he's invested in?

00:29:46.000 Who knows what his reality is from?

00:29:47.000 It's whoever is a part of his campaign.

00:29:49.000 It's all part of his life.

00:29:51.000 Who knows who really he's loyal to in that sense?

00:29:54.000 But there's something.

00:29:55.000 There's some campaign contributions.

00:29:57.000 There's something.

00:29:58.000 There's something going on.

00:29:59.000 I would love to be able to follow the money forensically and see exactly what changed these people.

00:30:04.000 Because in some ways, there's got to be strings pulling them.

00:30:06.000 And it's not cheap to run a campaign in the state of California.

00:30:09.000 You need to get on the side to people with a lot of money.

00:30:12.000 Well, that's where that Meg Whitman chick is strange. 1.00

00:30:15.000 Oh, Meg is blowing big money. 1.00

00:30:17.000 She is very, very rich.

00:30:18.000 What was her position in eBay?

00:30:20.000 She had something to do with eBay.

00:30:22.000 She, I thought, founded.

00:30:24.000 Not founded.

00:30:25.000 She was the one that was brought in and brought them from being a very small company to a very large company.

00:30:29.000 She helped organize them, and she rode their growth curve. 0.71

00:30:32.000 Okay, so she made a ton of money off eBay, and now she wants to be the governor, and she's spending how much money to do this? 1.00

00:30:36.000 She's already spent over $100 million of her own money to become governor. 1.00

00:30:40.000 $100 million for a job that pays $200,000 a year?

00:30:43.000 Google it, people.

00:30:44.000 How much does it pay?

00:30:46.000 It pays nothing.

00:30:47.000 And this is a scary part.

00:30:48.000 It's like, what do you think she's going to accomplish with this $100 million influence? 0.99

00:30:52.000 What is she doing this for? 0.99

00:30:53.000 It's a testament to their ego.

00:30:55.000 It's building a big...

00:30:56.000 Why did Arnold do it, too?

00:30:58.000 Did you just turn my volume down?

00:31:00.000 No.

00:31:00.000 This is the part that kind of bothers me.

00:31:02.000 This is more of what we've had for a long time.

00:31:04.000 It's just that now we're looking at it and we're grossed out by it.

00:31:06.000 But don't think before newspapers and internet carried the word that robber barons weren't running politics going back to the 30s and 40s and 50s.

00:31:14.000 And when I say they, I don't mean to sound like some conspiracy nut.

00:31:17.000 I mean to sound like somebody that's realistic about the fact that alcohol got together after Prohibition and went, yo, who's our competition?

00:31:24.000 Oh, these kids are smoking this loco weed out of...

00:31:26.000 And then we should go after that.

00:31:28.000 Let's look at it this way.

00:31:29.000 But that's true.

00:31:30.000 Okay, okay.

00:31:31.000 This Meg Whitman woman, she is obviously very wealthy.

00:31:34.000 So it's going to be very difficult to buy a person that's very wealthy.

00:31:37.000 She's very wealthy.

00:31:38.000 So why would this very wealthy person want to stop medical marijuana in California?

00:31:42.000 Because that is what she wants to do.

00:31:44.000 What would be her motivation?

00:31:45.000 Because it would not be financial, right?

00:31:47.000 She doesn't need the money. 0.99

00:31:48.000 She's spending $100 million.

00:31:50.000 Okay.

00:31:50.000 Can I say this?

00:31:51.000 You don't think that alcohol companies for sure are not giving her $100 million to kill a week. 1.00

00:31:55.000 When you have that much money, Joe, it isn't sitting in a locker at the edge of your bed.

00:31:58.000 It's sitting in investments.

00:31:59.000 And I'd love to know what her portfolio is vested in because she has people that are actually standing there saying, this is what I'll advise you to do.

00:32:06.000 And anybody that's advising somebody that has literally hundreds of millions of dollars vested away is going to say, listen, this initiative is bad for your liquor investments.

00:32:14.000 It's bad for your pharmaceutical investments.

00:32:16.000 It's bad for your petrochemical investments.

00:32:17.000 So you think it's purely...

00:32:18.000 Financial decision on her part.

00:32:19.000 I think a lot of why we're dealing with prohibition and why we're dealing with people that are against it is because of the financial connections they have.

00:32:25.000 And the more wealthy they are, the more people lean against them.

00:32:28.000 How few, in a sense, do we have of you?

00:32:31.000 Because here you are a guy that made it in TV. Five years on news radio, five plus years on Fear Factor.

00:32:37.000 You have a career.

00:32:38.000 You have advisors around you saying, listen, Joe, if you do stupid stuff, it's going to not get you the big jobs.

00:32:43.000 It'll pay a lot of money.

00:32:44.000 And then I'm not going to make money.

00:32:45.000 So are those persons going to advise you to go be the activist that you've become?

00:32:49.000 Or are they going to say, bro, really?

00:32:51.000 Because I know that a lot of other actors have to stop and think, man, I won't get hired if I start getting all radical.

00:32:58.000 And that's what they really believe.

00:32:59.000 So they tow the line.

00:33:01.000 You are so rare because you haven't towed the line.

00:33:03.000 You said, fuck it.

00:33:04.000 I'd rather be happy and be myself than be some slave to a corporate dictation.

00:33:09.000 Yeah, well, you don't have to do it that way.

00:33:11.000 Those guys are pussies. 0.98

00:33:12.000 A lot of them are.

00:33:13.000 That's really what it is.

00:33:14.000 You can be yourself as long as you're a nice person.

00:33:16.000 But how few Woody Harrelsons and Joe Rogans do we have speaking up for the right reasons?

00:33:20.000 Well, you know what?

00:33:21.000 A lot of people have families and they want to play it safe and they feel conservative and they get paranoid and they don't trust in the greater good of humanity and people's ability to see what they're seeing.

00:33:32.000 They don't have faith in their ability to express themselves so that people understand the point of view that they have and where they're coming from.

00:33:38.000 I have confidence in my ability to express myself.

00:33:41.000 And you do it for us all.

00:33:42.000 I think it's important for everybody.

00:33:44.000 I think everybody should and would do it.

00:33:46.000 If you're a rational thinking person, why would you live your life pretending to be something other than who you are?

00:33:52.000 Why would you not want people to know about something that's radically changed the way you look at the world?

00:33:56.000 Why would you not want to?

00:33:57.000 Why, because fucking Meg Whitman says it's bad? 1.00

00:34:00.000 Look at that bitch. 1.00

00:34:01.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:34:02.000 Did she quit or get fired from eBay? 1.00

00:34:04.000 I don't know.

00:34:04.000 She's a woman who wants to be in control of things.

00:34:07.000 That's always freaky to me.

00:34:08.000 I don't need a mom. 0.90

00:34:10.000 Isn't 75% of eBay's audience stoned people in the middle of the night buying shit?

00:34:14.000 She should know her audience.

00:34:15.000 I don't know.

00:34:15.000 She probably pulled a Sarah Palin.

00:34:17.000 She probably got fired. 1.00

00:34:18.000 Whacked away for more lucrative investments.

00:34:21.000 It's creepy, man.

00:34:21.000 Women that want to run shit creep me out.

00:34:24.000 No.

00:34:24.000 I know it sounds gross, but it's totally true.

00:34:26.000 No, it shouldn't sound gross.

00:34:27.000 Hillary Clinton, she doesn't creep you out? 0.99

00:34:30.000 No.

00:34:30.000 She is a creeper.

00:34:31.000 Creeps me the fuck out.

00:34:33.000 Condoleezza Rice, if Condoleezza Rice was running things, don't you think he'd freak the fuck out?

00:34:36.000 Way creepy.

00:34:37.000 But there's a lot of creepy guys.

00:34:38.000 Dick Cheney creeps me out.

00:34:39.000 Right, they're creepy too.

00:34:40.000 I'm not saying I want guys running shit, but at least they've been doing that forever.

00:34:43.000 When a chick wants to hop in there and compete with the men, I'm like, what are you crazy bitch? 1.00

00:34:48.000 What are you doing?

00:34:49.000 You're not balanced.

00:34:50.000 You ain't no fucking yogi.

00:34:52.000 You're not gonna see through the maze.

00:34:54.000 You're fucking just as crazy as the men, if not crazier, because you're a woman. 1.00

00:34:57.000 And because they're going to prove that they're tougher than the men they're replacing.

00:35:00.000 I was terrified.

00:35:01.000 That scares me.

00:35:01.000 There was a moment where Hillary Clinton was running for president where I was thinking, you know what?

00:35:06.000 She's going to win.

00:35:07.000 What if she wins and she gets into a position where one of these crazy fucks from another country tests her because she's a woman? 1.00

00:35:14.000 I mean, if assuming that political power is real and that the president really has any say and that anybody in another country really does pay attention to him, that it's not all this big, gigantic Bilderberger meeting group...

00:35:26.000 Assuming that a president is real.

00:35:28.000 Could you imagine what Putin would do if he sat across from fucking Hillary Clinton or Sauer Palin at some sort of negotiations?

00:35:37.000 It's horrible.

00:35:38.000 He would crush them.

00:35:38.000 He would mock them.

00:35:40.000 Well, because most cultures put their most intellectually capable people in power and not their best idiots.

00:35:49.000 It's not that men should be running shit.

00:35:53.000 It's not.

00:35:54.000 It's the most capable people.

00:35:55.000 I think the idea of the alpha, the idea of having a leader is fucking ridiculous.

00:35:59.000 I think it's some archaic shit that we have to figure a new way around.

00:36:02.000 So I'm not saying that men should be running shit, but I'm saying that anybody who's a woman that wants to run shit, that's kind of crazy. 1.00

00:36:09.000 You don't even have a dick.

00:36:10.000 Why are you trying to control everything?

00:36:11.000 What are you doing?

00:36:12.000 Why are you trying to fucking grab the reins?

00:36:14.000 I don't know.

00:36:14.000 What are you doing?

00:36:15.000 I don't want to be president.

00:36:16.000 Okay, I don't want to be a leader.

00:36:18.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:36:18.000 I'm not saying that I am better than a woman who would be doing the job.

00:36:22.000 I'm saying when I see a woman who wants to be a leader, I understand the man wanting to be a leader.

00:36:26.000 It makes sense to me.

00:36:27.000 Even if I don't believe in it or agree with it, I understand it.

00:36:29.000 When I see a woman that's wanting to do it, I'm like, look at that crazy bitch. 1.00

00:36:33.000 That's what I think.

00:36:34.000 I think you want to be the king of the world and you're a chick? 1.00

00:36:36.000 Whoa.

00:36:37.000 You know?

00:36:38.000 But yet, Iceland's not in wars, and they had a female president. 1.00

00:36:42.000 They got shit over there.

00:36:42.000 It's frozen.

00:36:43.000 I was starting to think of all the female leaders around the world. 1.00

00:36:47.000 I'm like, there's a lot, actually.

00:36:48.000 It's totally sexist for me.

00:36:49.000 A whole lot of Queen Beatrices around the world.

00:36:51.000 It's totally sexist.

00:36:52.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:36:52.000 But I don't think anybody should be a leader.

00:36:54.000 I think the whole idea is based on some...

00:36:56.000 I like that so much when you say that.

00:36:57.000 It's based on some leftover fucking shit from back when we were a tribe of 200 monkey people, and we needed a leader to protect us from the other monkey people who wanted to rape our women and take our food. 0.98

00:37:09.000 I mean, that's what it is.

00:37:10.000 The idea that one person can represent the whole country like a president, I don't give a fuck if he has a cabinet.

00:37:15.000 The idea that there's a one guy that stands there, and ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States.

00:37:21.000 It's just the voice, though.

00:37:22.000 But it's even the voice, even the figurehead.

00:37:24.000 It's a descendant of royalty.

00:37:26.000 It's an avatar.

00:37:27.000 The whole idea is ridiculous.

00:37:29.000 It's so ridiculous.

00:37:30.000 But they created our whole structure in America to compete against what they were fighting.

00:37:34.000 And then they became that and worse.

00:37:35.000 And they became way worse.

00:37:37.000 Way worse.

00:37:38.000 It's beautiful.

00:37:39.000 I love this.

00:37:40.000 I'm going to hear so much shit from my female friends. 1.00

00:37:43.000 You don't think women should be running things? 1.00

00:37:46.000 What does that mean?

00:37:47.000 You think men do it better? 1.00

00:37:50.000 Maybe men have been doing it wrong for so long.

00:37:52.000 Maybe it would be good for a woman to give it a try. 1.00

00:37:55.000 You're definitely comfortable in your relationship, John.

00:37:57.000 That's not a worldly thing to say if she's a woman. 1.00

00:38:00.000 Meaning, like, I'm not going to be like, yeah, fuck, women should be presidents. 1.00

00:38:05.000 What was his name, John Bobbitt?

00:38:07.000 Women should totally be presidents. 1.00

00:38:08.000 What are you talking about?

00:38:09.000 He's saying he's afraid to get his dick cut off when he goes home, and he's obviously saying you're not, so.

00:38:13.000 No, bro, what he's saying is, you misread, he's saying is he's trying to pretend to be someone different so he's attracting females.

00:38:19.000 Well, I'm not going to start bashing the female race right now. 1.00

00:38:21.000 That's what it is.

00:38:22.000 I'm not bashing the females race. 1.00

00:38:23.000 Listen, most women... 1.00

00:38:25.000 But that's how women take that. 1.00

00:38:26.000 Okay, listen, well, the women that take that are cunts. 1.00

00:38:29.000 Listen, I'm not bashing the female race because I'm not bashing the male race that doesn't want to be president.

00:38:34.000 You know, most of the male race doesn't want to be president.

00:38:36.000 You don't want to be president.

00:38:37.000 It's not a male thing.

00:38:38.000 It's a leader thing.

00:38:39.000 But what I'm saying is I understand the creepy fuck control freak men.

00:38:42.000 I understand that instinct.

00:38:44.000 But when I see a chick that wants to rock that... 1.00

00:38:46.000 I go, what's going on there?

00:38:48.000 You see, like, Sarah Palin?

00:38:49.000 I guess one way, Sarah Palin's just this dummy that got stuck into a nice position, and she's trying to make some money. 1.00

00:38:54.000 I mean, that's really what it is.

00:38:56.000 But, after a while, it's not that anymore.

00:38:58.000 After a while, it's like, well, you're the figurehead for the retard movement, and you're just like them, and you got a microphone on you, and there's a spotlight on you, and oh, now you're a fucking problem, because you never were supposed to get to this point. 0.99

00:39:08.000 And somehow you've artificially been inserted into the public consciousness with no merit, and now all the retards go, just like me! 0.99

00:39:15.000 Woo! 0.99

00:39:16.000 I hope they rise up and start these fucking tea party rallies.

00:39:21.000 Have you watched any of that shit?

00:39:22.000 They're crazy.

00:39:23.000 Goddamn!

00:39:24.000 Insane.

00:39:24.000 And Glenn Beck is just making gold underwear and gold socks and diamond-covered fucking cars.

00:39:31.000 And that guy must be just scraping it in with rakes.

00:39:34.000 He's so obviously full of shit, too.

00:39:36.000 It's like his game only works on the dumb.

00:39:39.000 But there's so many dumb people.

00:39:41.000 It's a very effective tactic.

00:39:43.000 Him and her together, man.

00:39:44.000 They scare the fuck out of me.

00:39:45.000 Double dumb.

00:39:46.000 Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin, if they combine forces like they did at that tea party meeting...

00:39:50.000 Had a daughter and it was the first president.

00:39:51.000 Dude, they could run for president, man.

00:39:53.000 That's real shit.

00:39:54.000 I hope the first president's a black lady with a lisp that's totally a lesbian. 1.00

00:39:58.000 I hope it's every single horrible thing that's wrong with banning gay marriage, women presidents. 1.00

00:40:05.000 I hope it's all combined into one super president.

00:40:08.000 That just pisses off everybody.

00:40:11.000 I hope it's an alien.

00:40:13.000 An alien?

00:40:14.000 I hope an alien wins in disguise of a human being and then tells everybody.

00:40:19.000 Now that we have a diplomat, we'd like to.

00:40:20.000 Now that I'm in place and I'm running shit, bitches need to sit the fuck down. 1.00

00:40:24.000 We've been thinking about exterminating you fucks for about 50 years now. 0.64

00:40:29.000 I thought your concept of us being mold was really accurate.

00:40:32.000 Well, it is a giant life form.

00:40:34.000 It's a giant life form on a superorganism.

00:40:36.000 That's what the human race is.

00:40:37.000 The human race is on Earth.

00:40:40.000 Earth is a life form.

00:40:41.000 It is a superorganism.

00:40:42.000 We don't think of planets that support life as a life form.

00:40:46.000 Because it's an environment where life grows.

00:40:48.000 But I'm not so sure about that.

00:40:49.000 If you look at lava and the center and the magnetic core and you look at the magnetosphere and the atmosphere, it's not just a place where life is.

00:40:59.000 It's almost like a system.

00:41:00.000 It's alive and we're in nerve endings.

00:41:01.000 It might be conscious.

00:41:01.000 We don't know what's conscious, man.

00:41:04.000 We're guessing.

00:41:04.000 And we assume that conscious means that it can talk like us and move like us.

00:41:09.000 But we don't know.

00:41:10.000 There's a lot of evidence that there might be something going on inside trees.

00:41:14.000 Some sort of a fucking reaction that trees and plants have to people.

00:41:19.000 Well, think of cellular intelligence.

00:41:21.000 And that's really where we've always thought, oh, it's in our brain.

00:41:24.000 And then there's this myth that we don't even use our own brain, all of our brain.

00:41:27.000 And it's like, really?

00:41:29.000 How many of us...

00:41:30.000 Are you stupid that you believe that your whole body is not actually shooting at all marks right now?

00:41:35.000 And I think that our capability of intelligence is really, really deep.

00:41:38.000 Well, that's a metaphor, I think, for wasted potential.

00:41:42.000 People have this idea that we're only using 10% of our brains if we just really concentrate.

00:41:46.000 Like...

00:41:47.000 No one even knows what that means.

00:41:48.000 What does that mean?

00:41:49.000 You're only using 10% of your brain.

00:41:50.000 What's going on with the other 90% of your brain?

00:41:52.000 I think it's useful.

00:41:53.000 Well, you know how we know how the brain works?

00:41:55.000 When we blow holes in parts of the brain, we shoot people in parts of their head, and then we go, oh, I can't see anymore.

00:42:00.000 I guess that's the part where you see out of.

00:42:02.000 It is.

00:42:03.000 Oh, we drill a hole here, and all of a sudden he's calm.

00:42:06.000 Well, I guess this is the part that makes him aggressive.

00:42:08.000 We'll just drill a hole in that bitch. 1.00

00:42:09.000 That was the lobotomy.

00:42:11.000 That's what they did.

00:42:11.000 When people got a little nutty, they go, look, what do you want to do?

00:42:14.000 You want to kill him?

00:42:14.000 You want to drill a fucking hole in his head and see if we can fix him?

00:42:16.000 One flew over the cuckoo's nest.

00:42:19.000 Yeah, one flew far.

00:42:20.000 Yeah, they would fix people by drilling holes in their head.

00:42:22.000 Hollaback.

00:42:23.000 Hello back, y'all.

00:42:25.000 There's a whole group of humans that voluntarily put holes in their head.

00:42:30.000 And they believe that it alleviates pressure and gives them euphoria.

00:42:35.000 And that the pressure of the growing brain trapped inside the skull causes headaches and all sorts of problems.

00:42:41.000 And in Africa, there's fucking cultures that have done this where they literally, they caught the entire skull. 0.79

00:42:47.000 I posted it on Twitter.

00:42:48.000 See if you can find it.

00:42:49.000 I mean, I don't know what you would look under.

00:42:50.000 There's a term for it.

00:42:53.000 There's a term for it for cutting holes in someone's head.

00:42:58.000 Where they call...

00:42:59.000 Shit, I'm fucking up here.

00:43:01.000 Because there's an actual term for it.

00:43:05.000 But people do it on purpose.

00:43:06.000 It's like it's a...

00:43:07.000 See if you can find that, man.

00:43:09.000 But people are crazy.

00:43:09.000 Voluntary holes in the head.

00:43:10.000 Tree panning?

00:43:11.000 Yes!

00:43:11.000 Tree panning.

00:43:12.000 T-R-E-P-A-N-I-N-G. It's often reused to leave pressure beneath a surface.

00:43:17.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:43:18.000 Yeah, and there's a video of these African dudes where they do it with no anesthesia and they do it with these fucking stone tools. 1.00

00:43:27.000 They, like, strip away your fucking scalp and cut out your bone.

00:43:31.000 Oh! 0.60

00:43:32.000 And they don't just do it once.

00:43:33.000 They do it as many as 20 times.

00:43:35.000 In a life?

00:43:36.000 Yeah, and they fuck their brains up.

00:43:38.000 Not only that, they have to wear hats from then on because their brain is exposed.

00:43:43.000 There's, like, a canoe-shaped cutout on the top of their fucking skull.

00:43:47.000 Dr. John Clark was the first one to do it in 1664. And he taught the Africans how to do it? 1.00

00:43:54.000 They're saying U.S. I'm sorry, U.S. American.

00:43:57.000 Well, who knows?

00:43:58.000 It might have been just like religion.

00:44:00.000 We brought Christianity over to Africa. 0.96

00:44:02.000 It's just his first physician to perform it in the U.S. And he did it as alleviating pressure on someone?

00:44:08.000 Yeah.

00:44:10.000 Whoa.

00:44:11.000 It's like, if you can think about it, someone's out there doing it, man.

00:44:14.000 You've seen those women in Suri, is that where it is in Africa, where they cut their lip and stick a plate in it? 1.00

00:44:21.000 Have you seen that shit?

00:44:22.000 You know what I'm talking about.

00:44:23.000 You've never seen the plates in the lower lips?

00:44:25.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:26.000 I didn't know the Siri.

00:44:27.000 I didn't know the name.

00:44:27.000 Dude, it's the most insane thing.

00:44:29.000 It's not just weird.

00:44:30.000 The bigger the plate, the more cows they're worth when they get married. 1.00

00:44:34.000 So, like, say if you want to marry my daughter, okay, and she's got a giant-ass fucking plate, I'm like, bitch, that's a 50-cow plate. 1.00

00:44:41.000 You gotta come strong, son.

00:44:43.000 Right.

00:44:43.000 So dudes would have to give up a herd because she's willing to carry around this giant plate in her lips.

00:44:50.000 What else is you willing to carry around?

00:44:51.000 They bang their teeth out, too.

00:44:53.000 They have to bang their lower teeth out.

00:44:54.000 Because the plate sits there, and you can't get a full plate in there if you have the lower teeth.

00:44:59.000 So when the plate starts getting big, they have to smash their teeth out.

00:45:03.000 Do you remember what blowjobs feel like?

00:45:05.000 How much does Africa suck that people are willing to do that? 1.00

00:45:10.000 You're willing to put plates in your lips and cut holes in your head.

00:45:13.000 The neck thing, where they stretch the neck out.

00:45:14.000 It's all Africa. 1.00

00:45:15.000 That's fucking crazy.

00:45:16.000 They must be so freaked out that they got stuck in Africa.

00:45:18.000 They're like, look, we're going to make this interesting.

00:45:20.000 Right.

00:45:21.000 We are stuck running from hyenas and getting eaten by crocodiles and shit.

00:45:25.000 We're going to have to stretch our necks out.

00:45:26.000 Let's make our necks real big. 1.00

00:45:28.000 Whoa.

00:45:29.000 Who knows why they do these things.

00:45:31.000 Well, how about those heads they found in Peru where they stretch their head out gigantic like a big alien head?

00:45:37.000 They did it to a huge percentage of the population.

00:45:40.000 They put boards on their heads and tied them down and literally extended their head.

00:45:45.000 And people were thinking, well, is this to emulate something?

00:45:48.000 Is it to emulate the gods, all the Anunnaki people? 1.00

00:45:51.000 See, this is evidence.

00:45:52.000 They were doing this to try to emulate.

00:45:54.000 Maybe not, because look at these Africans cutting the fucking holes in their lips and sticking plates in there, or the dudes cutting holes in their heads and letting the air out. 1.00

00:46:01.000 They're not emulating anything.

00:46:03.000 No.

00:46:04.000 They're just practicing medicine.

00:46:05.000 They're fucking nuts, man.

00:46:06.000 People are nuts.

00:46:07.000 Well, they're still kind of nuts, too.

00:46:09.000 Or they're trolling everyone.

00:46:09.000 You know what's freaky?

00:46:10.000 The disease I had as a child, I found out in the mid-80s, they stopped treating aggressively.

00:46:15.000 That, like, more when I was in the 70s, I was more a victim of fucking chemotherapy and elective surgeries.

00:46:21.000 Not elective surgeries, but surgeries that weren't needed and radiation than I was of the actual disease because they were practicing.

00:46:27.000 What?

00:46:28.000 Yeah, you know what's fucked up too is the X in histiocytosis X meant that the ethology of the disease was unknown.

00:46:34.000 And when I first asked an adult, you know, where did my disease come from?

00:46:37.000 And they went, we don't know.

00:46:38.000 And I was like, wait a minute, who's we?

00:46:40.000 You and me?

00:46:41.000 Or like, we like humanity.

00:46:42.000 So what exactly is the disease?

00:46:45.000 It's like an overactive immune system.

00:46:47.000 It's histiocytosis X. And it's an overactive immune system?

00:46:52.000 Right.

00:46:53.000 Like, I would have too many white blood cells, and they would, like, in a sense, accumulate, if you will.

00:46:57.000 And usually it was in, like, bone marrow and areas like that, and it creates, like, blowouts.

00:47:01.000 So, like, my spine, it blew out.

00:47:02.000 My arm, it blew out.

00:47:03.000 My hip, it blew out.

00:47:04.000 Would it get better if you got sick?

00:47:07.000 What do you mean sick?

00:47:08.000 You got a cold.

00:47:08.000 No.

00:47:09.000 Well, if white blood cells are there to...

00:47:10.000 Right.

00:47:11.000 No, no, no.

00:47:12.000 Think...

00:47:12.000 No.

00:47:13.000 But I don't usually ever get sick.

00:47:15.000 People are sneezing all the time.

00:47:16.000 But what's funny is I don't really ever get sick.

00:47:18.000 Either I have problems where, like, obviously it was overgrowing, you know, in marrows and stuff, or I'm always healthy.

00:47:25.000 I went through prison five years and I didn't get a cold.

00:47:27.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:47:28.000 Yeah, and that's a germ place, let me tell you.

00:47:31.000 You start licking toilets and stuff.

00:47:34.000 Well...

00:47:35.000 Yeah.

00:47:35.000 I don't like touching doors and shit, though.

00:47:37.000 I'm not a germaphobe, but I actually...

00:47:38.000 I'm careful.

00:47:39.000 People are gross.

00:47:40.000 Yeah.

00:47:41.000 People are nose-picking, ball-scratching, ass-fucking-wiping, just disgusting fucking... 0.98

00:47:46.000 Which is why I always recommend you use a tissue from the bathroom when you open the door to any public restroom.

00:47:52.000 I kick mine open like a man. 1.00

00:47:53.000 Not if you've got to pull it, but with a man.

00:47:55.000 The wrong direction.

00:47:56.000 What are you going to do if you have to twist it and pull it?

00:47:58.000 Usually you do, actually.

00:47:59.000 You use a piece of towel.

00:48:02.000 Yeah.

00:48:02.000 There's ways you can protect yourself.

00:48:04.000 And if we had hemp, we could be using hemp towel, man.

00:48:07.000 You just have to clean it, man.

00:48:08.000 We just had to get some hemp flashlights.

00:48:10.000 Which is why we have to vote yes on 19. Yeah, vote yes on 19. It's very important.

00:48:15.000 And if you're one of those people out there that goes, man, potheads are fucking annoying.

00:48:20.000 Unfortunately, there's a lot of potheads that are annoying.

00:48:22.000 Most potheads are just like most people.

00:48:26.000 A good percentage of people are annoying.

00:48:28.000 And the reason being is because we do not have a direction book on how to properly live a healthy life.

00:48:34.000 A healthy, fun, satisfying life.

00:48:37.000 We live our lives based on myths and bullshit, TV shows and movies, and we have this distorted perception of what this fucking world is all about.

00:48:45.000 So most people, especially with the situation that we have now, the way our world is set up, it's so easy for a moron to just drift through and be taken care of every step of the way, and yet have opinions, and yet be able to vote.

00:48:56.000 George Bush Jr. Well, Sarah Palin, man.

00:48:59.000 That's way scarier than him.

00:49:00.000 Gary Coleman.

00:49:01.000 At least he was a man.

00:49:02.000 Whoa.

00:49:02.000 That's right, I said it.

00:49:04.000 Gary Coleman.

00:49:04.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:49:05.000 Gary Coleman.

00:49:06.000 Gary Coleman can vote.

00:49:07.000 Yeah.

00:49:07.000 Angry as fuck.

00:49:08.000 I'd been angry, too, after his whole bad life.

00:49:11.000 Yeah.

00:49:12.000 The saddest part of his life was when he was in the hospital dead, dying, and his fucking crazy cunt ex-wife takes a picture and sells it to him, like, all strapped up with pipes and shit, dying in bed, and she's right next to him with his, like, dead... 0.97

00:49:26.000 She did that? 1.00

00:49:27.000 Yeah, dead fucking rubber face...

00:49:30.000 Just, like, didn't have any emotion in her eyes.

00:49:32.000 Nothing.

00:49:32.000 Like, yep, here he is.

00:49:33.000 He's dead, and this is me.

00:49:34.000 I'm next to the dead guy.

00:49:35.000 That's horrible.

00:49:36.000 Oh, it's gross.

00:49:37.000 She has that shit on, like, mouth pads. 1.00

00:49:39.000 I'm pretty sure it's true.

00:49:40.000 Whoa.

00:49:41.000 I've never seen that.

00:49:42.000 I did not know she did that.

00:49:43.000 Yeah, it's pretty dark, dude.

00:49:43.000 I'm learning.

00:49:44.000 I'm learning.

00:49:46.000 Well, you got it saved, even, huh?

00:49:47.000 I think I should.

00:49:48.000 Whoa.

00:49:49.000 Usually, I do.

00:49:50.000 You know, I can't thank you enough for coming out and supporting Prop 19, man.

00:49:53.000 Well, dude, you know I enjoy the marijuana.

00:49:56.000 So, of course, I've got to support Prop 19. Yeah.

00:49:58.000 You know, a lot of people have been really confused on what this really does, man.

00:50:01.000 And, you know, that's been a big problem for us.

00:50:03.000 That's what I was talking about when I was saying most people.

00:50:05.000 You look at potheads and you think they're annoying.

00:50:07.000 Right.

00:50:08.000 Really, I'm finding them annoying right now because I can't believe all these people I was working around that I thought was working towards a common goal are now working against it.

00:50:15.000 Because a lot of people are against Prop 19. That's what you're saying?

00:50:18.000 A lot of people are against Prop 19 not for the right reasons either.

00:50:22.000 For financial reasons.

00:50:23.000 Financial reasons or just inaccuracies.

00:50:26.000 That's how much most hippies are though.

00:50:27.000 Every time I was hung out with hippies, they were trying to make money like... 0.99

00:50:31.000 Making profits and selling.

00:50:33.000 There's a lot of non-hippies that are just commercially motivated.

00:50:37.000 There's a bunch of people that have just got in this industry in the last few years since SBF420 passed and allowed for clubs.

00:50:44.000 They're trying to make money, and right now they think, oh no, you're going to change this, and we like this, so please don't change this.

00:50:50.000 And that is really what we're up against when it comes from the enemy within, if you will.

00:50:56.000 Yeah, there's a lot of people that aren't hippies.

00:50:57.000 They're opportunists.

00:50:58.000 They are.

00:50:58.000 I know a bunch of people that are in the business.

00:51:00.000 The idealists are out.

00:51:01.000 Yeah, the people that own dispensaries, they're doing it purely for profit.

00:51:05.000 Some.

00:51:05.000 There's a lot of good ones.

00:51:07.000 You know, Berkeley Patients Group, Harborside.

00:51:09.000 They're all good.

00:51:09.000 There's a lot of good ones.

00:51:10.000 They all provide something that's good.

00:51:12.000 Marijuana's good.

00:51:13.000 But there's a lot of people that you wouldn't expect.

00:51:14.000 They're not like old dudes with gray hair and ponytails.

00:51:18.000 They're young dudes that look like they're fucking doing squats.

00:51:21.000 Right.

00:51:21.000 Well, Prop 19 is going to make it so these people aren't having to get away with it.

00:51:24.000 They're going to be able to service their neighbors who have a right to have pot. 0.99

00:51:28.000 And everybody in the state is going to have a right to grow pot. 0.98

00:51:30.000 And that's going to be a big, big deal.

00:51:32.000 Yeah, so all these people that are selling it, the shit's going to go under because no one's going to need to buy it.

00:51:36.000 You can just grow your own.

00:51:36.000 It's so easy.

00:51:37.000 Well, you're going to see the prices drop, thankfully.

00:51:40.000 Radically.

00:51:41.000 Radically.

00:51:41.000 And profits are going to drop.

00:51:42.000 And right now, it's the liquor companies.

00:51:45.000 It's the big drug cartels.

00:51:46.000 These are the people that are against us.

00:51:47.000 I'd be more than willing to pay exactly what I'm paying right now.

00:51:50.000 Just keep making it just as good.

00:51:52.000 I'll pay just as much.

00:51:54.000 Can I say this though?

00:51:55.000 There's always going to be thousand dollar bottles of wine.

00:51:58.000 And there's going to be people that do things with a high quality.

00:52:01.000 And grandma could grow better pot than me, for instance, and you'll want grandma's pot over mine. 0.94

00:52:05.000 That's reality.

00:52:06.000 I want to bulk Cheetos.

00:52:07.000 I want to just be like piles of it.

00:52:09.000 Just be like throwing.

00:52:09.000 Everyone joins out my window.

00:52:11.000 The only thing about that, though, is that it doesn't really lend itself for quality with quantity.

00:52:16.000 Because when you have large amounts of it, you don't have, in a sense, as good a quality control in smaller batches.

00:52:24.000 Now, let's talk about one thing for the non-marijuana smoking amongst us.

00:52:29.000 This is one of the things that really fascinated me the most when I first found out about marijuana.

00:52:34.000 When I first...

00:52:36.000 When I was a kid, I thought marijuana was bad for you, it made you stupid, all these different things.

00:52:40.000 But when I first started smoking weed, the thing that fascinated me the most was that there are two completely different strains that have very different effects.

00:52:48.000 They're not different strains?

00:52:50.000 Okay, let me break this down.

00:52:51.000 Can I say this right now?

00:52:52.000 There's a lot of confusion in this.

00:52:53.000 Before I went to prison, a friend of mine, he wrote Marijuana Botany, and he later wrote the book Hashish, been revised.

00:52:58.000 His name's Robert Carnall Clark.

00:53:00.000 He's forgotten more about cannabis than I've had an opportunity to learn.

00:53:04.000 And while I was in prison, these scientists actually looked at the specimens of sativa and indica.

00:53:10.000 And sativa and indica were questions.

00:53:12.000 So if I walked up to you with seeds, Joe, it would actually be, does this make clothing and paper and all this stuff?

00:53:17.000 Or is it like India? 0.85

00:53:19.000 Because if you look up the word indica...

00:53:21.000 So that's the names.

00:53:22.000 Indica means...

00:53:23.000 Of or like India, okay? 0.95

00:53:25.000 So when you go to India, all of the cannabis that's grown there is indica because it's in India.

00:53:31.000 But when you go there, you'll find tropical varieties down by Goa and northern varieties up by the area that's now Pakistan and Hindu Kush.

00:53:38.000 That is the entire range of cannabis and it's all indica.

00:53:42.000 The history lesson is interesting.

00:53:43.000 But for everyone today who wants pot, there's two different effects.

00:53:48.000 Indica makes you sleepy, and it makes you couch weed.

00:53:51.000 It makes you what a lot of people think of as a stoner.

00:53:54.000 Sativa is a totally different experience, and it makes you much more introspective.

00:53:59.000 It makes you start looking at fucking telescopes and space documentaries.

00:54:02.000 So, if it's not a strain, what should we call it?

00:54:05.000 Well, it's an equatorial variety.

00:54:07.000 It's from near the equator.

00:54:08.000 Let me break this down.

00:54:10.000 There's two different effects, though, correct?

00:54:11.000 It is.

00:54:12.000 I want people who are not pot smokers to understand this.

00:54:15.000 When you go into these deep historical...

00:54:17.000 It's not, but think of it like this.

00:54:19.000 They're two different things, right?

00:54:20.000 In the 60s and 70s, all the pot that was coming into America was like Acapulco Gold, Michoacan, Maui Waui, Jamaican. 0.98

00:54:26.000 All of these strains were from near the equator.

00:54:29.000 They made you happy, horny, well-organized, wanting to do things like protest.

00:54:33.000 And then the hippies went to Afghanistan.

00:54:35.000 They found this short, fat-leaved plant that they thought was indica, and they started mixing it with all these tropical varieties like Maui Waui and Thai stick and stuff, and they shortened the time it takes to flower cannabis, and they picked varieties that yielded the most amount of pot because it was prohibited.

00:54:51.000 And the reason being is that the ones that were equatorial, the ones that were Growing on the equator needed a longer cycle of sun.

00:54:58.000 Because it's right.

00:54:59.000 Because they're in a 12-12 growing cycle.

00:55:00.000 And those are the ones that have the different psychoactive effect.

00:55:04.000 The ones that come in contact more with the sun are the ones that make you...

00:55:08.000 Not so much more with the sun.

00:55:09.000 It's just the varieties that develop near and around the equator.

00:55:12.000 Where there was a longer cycle.

00:55:15.000 To be grown in America, they have to be grown indoors.

00:55:18.000 Yep.

00:55:18.000 And then what happened is the hippies, in a sense, started breeding this Afghan with all of their tropical varieties.

00:55:23.000 And through the 80s, we kind of developed this one-hit wonderpot that took away all that good energy and took away all that.

00:55:29.000 And now, for me, I always smoke haze.

00:55:32.000 I like super silver haze and then I'll buy haze.

00:55:34.000 For people who don't understand what you're saying, haze means sativa.

00:55:37.000 In a sense, it does.

00:55:38.000 In the sense, our terminology of sativa.

00:55:40.000 But sativa really means most useful.

00:55:42.000 Okay, that's true, but that's not how it's used in dispensaries.

00:55:47.000 Dispensaries, indica and sativa is how it's used.

00:55:50.000 Sativa is the heady, more trippy space weed, and indica is couch weed.

00:55:55.000 High energy, indica is low energy.

00:55:57.000 My whole point in the beginning was, I did not know there was two different types of pot.

00:56:00.000 I thought pot was pot, and then all pot had a similar effect.

00:56:03.000 Some pot may be stronger than other pot, but it's basically all pot.

00:56:06.000 You're going to smoke pot.

00:56:07.000 You'll either get really high or whatever.

00:56:08.000 But it's not the same.

00:56:09.000 It's not even remotely the same.

00:56:11.000 There are two different experiences.

00:56:13.000 And almost everyone is used to indica because indica is the easiest shit to grow.

00:56:17.000 Indica is the shit that you're getting if you're getting it from, you know, some dudes are coming down from, you know, they're in Canada growing in the fucking forest. 1.00

00:56:24.000 It grows the fastest and yields the most.

00:56:26.000 And now that we're getting through prohibition, we'll see these varieties that take longer and yield less, but have a profoundly different effect on our energy and our thinking and our motivation.

00:56:36.000 Exactly.

00:56:36.000 So how is it wrong, what I was saying?

00:56:38.000 Well, it's not sativa.

00:56:39.000 Everybody's calling it sativa, but sativa really means hemp.

00:56:42.000 It's Indo-European hemp varieties.

00:56:43.000 Right, but we've decided.

00:56:45.000 They're all just names, though.

00:56:46.000 But everyone universally in the pot community, they're looking at two different things, indica and sativa.

00:56:51.000 That's what they called it, right?

00:56:52.000 That's universally in the pot community.

00:56:54.000 They're all just a noise you make with your mouth to describe something.

00:56:57.000 Absolutely.

00:56:57.000 But we'll be making a different noise soon.

00:57:00.000 We're not going to call it Sativa and Indica?

00:57:01.000 Well, it's going to confuse the fuck out of people.

00:57:03.000 That's what it is.

00:57:03.000 No, no, no, no.

00:57:04.000 Right now, we look.

00:57:05.000 What are we going to call it?

00:57:06.000 In all reality, California is not that developed.

00:57:08.000 High weed and couch weed?

00:57:09.000 What are we going to call it?

00:57:10.000 We'll call it names like Arrowhead or Avion or whatever we're calling that water at the time.

00:57:15.000 We don't really go, give me a bottle of water when we're sitting in a five-star restaurant.

00:57:18.000 We say, do you have Avion or do you have...

00:57:20.000 No, I say bottled water.

00:57:22.000 What am I, a fucking water connoisseur?

00:57:23.000 I just want water.

00:57:25.000 Okay, now trip on this.

00:57:26.000 The same way right now, you walk up to a weed counter, it's almost like the same thing.

00:57:29.000 Because you can't make distinguishes like you do liquor.

00:57:32.000 And when you walk up to a bar, you know the difference between wine and whiskey.

00:57:35.000 And if somebody, you order whiskey and they hand you wine, you're going to be like, yo, douchebag, this isn't what I've asked for.

00:57:40.000 Right, but when I go to the pot store, I say, hey, where's your sativas?

00:57:43.000 Oh, we got Jack Cleaner, we got Trainwreck.

00:57:45.000 Give me some of that Trainwreck.

00:57:46.000 And that's what we do.

00:57:48.000 But technically, all drug varieties are indica.

00:57:51.000 What?

00:57:52.000 No.

00:57:52.000 There's two different types though.

00:57:53.000 When you go to India and you get indica and it's from Goa and it's tropical.

00:57:57.000 Fuck India. 1.00

00:57:57.000 Indica sucked my dick. 1.00

00:57:58.000 There's two different experiences.

00:58:00.000 We've broken this down for people who don't know.

00:58:02.000 Look, practical knowledge is very important.

00:58:04.000 What all he's saying is all nonsense.

00:58:06.000 There's two different experiences.

00:58:08.000 There's the couch weed and there's the weed that makes you think about the universe and want to be creative.

00:58:13.000 So that's sativa.

00:58:15.000 That's what they call it.

00:58:16.000 The indica shit is OG Kush.

00:58:18.000 I'm going to take a nap and eat Cheetos all day.

00:58:20.000 That's what they're selling it as.

00:58:22.000 OG grows very much like a sativa, just so you know.

00:58:25.000 It's long and leggy and grows tall and has small buds.

00:58:28.000 I hate to break that.

00:58:29.000 It's a more potent version of the indica.

00:58:32.000 But you want to know what's weird?

00:58:33.000 My haze, my sativa, you're calling it, came back at 23.7 THC, and my OG Kush indica, you're calling it, came back at 20.6 THC. There was a 3.1 difference in THC. Right, but aren't there a bunch of different things, cannabinoids, other than THC that make up the high?

00:58:48.000 It's not just THC. Well, actually, I think that there was a doctor in an institute...

00:58:52.000 By the way, we should point out that Todd knows his shit.

00:58:54.000 Where's your book?

00:58:55.000 Before we go any further...

00:59:00.000 Well, there was a doctor at the Institute.

00:59:01.000 Fucking faggot. 1.00

00:59:01.000 What does he know? 1.00

00:59:02.000 This is what he knows, bitch. 1.00

00:59:03.000 He's got a book, How to Grow Medical Marijuana.

00:59:05.000 You're out of Europe.

00:59:06.000 Oh, I'm right here.

00:59:07.000 No, no, no.

00:59:08.000 I came back.

00:59:08.000 It's on a delay.

00:59:09.000 This is a book, How to Grow Medical Marijuana.

00:59:12.000 And it's not in print right now, right?

00:59:14.000 No.

00:59:14.000 To get it, you go to Amazon.com and maybe get a used copy.

00:59:17.000 Yes.

00:59:17.000 You probably do that, right?

00:59:18.000 Yeah.

00:59:19.000 My next book, Grow Medicine, is going to come out.

00:59:21.000 And I'm going to be talking about strain-specific growing.

00:59:23.000 Yeah, you could write a lot of books on growing weed.

00:59:25.000 It's very complex, isn't it?

00:59:27.000 It is, and there's a lot of differences.

00:59:28.000 When people try to say, oh, generalized, this is how you grow pot, you can tell they've never grown pot because pot is very different to grow.

00:59:34.000 I mean, go ahead.

00:59:36.000 I was going to say, this is a question I need answered because I do not understand it.

00:59:39.000 Now, there's a female plant and a male plant, and you need the female plant is where the medicine comes from, where weed comes from. 1.00

00:59:47.000 There are psychoactive properties in both.

00:59:50.000 Right, but they become one or the other.

00:59:52.000 You have to get the males out. 0.72

00:59:53.000 Explain what happens, how it pollinates.

00:59:55.000 Males are sexed much like men. 1.00

00:59:57.000 In an irony, you'll find funny.

00:59:58.000 Is that normal with other plants, by the way?

01:00:00.000 Some plants are either dioecious or have both sexes on one plant.

01:00:05.000 Cannabis actually can be both because it does hermaphrodite and sometimes spews on it.

01:00:09.000 So when you get a male, you've got to get it out of there. 0.73

01:00:11.000 Right.

01:00:11.000 Males actually create their pollen sacks faster than the females actually develop their buds.

01:00:17.000 And in hemp, for instance, the males pollinate and then die off early.

01:00:21.000 And the Roman Catholic Church miscategorized the male and female plants, even though the female had the seeds, and even though the male blew the pollen, they didn't like that the male died off early, so they called the male the female and the female the male.

01:00:33.000 Whoa.

01:00:34.000 Yeah, they were heavy into their dogma, you know?

01:00:37.000 Can't rattle their cage. 0.55

01:00:40.000 That's fascinating.

01:00:41.000 So how do you tell?

01:00:43.000 Say if you've grown a bunch of weed plants, you have to keep an eye on them bitches because they're all males. 1.00

01:00:48.000 It's like certain leaves, like little tiny ball leaves.

01:00:51.000 What they do is they develop these little male pollen sacs, if you will, and what they do is they come off the flower different.

01:00:59.000 They come off the plant and they hang like little ball sacs and they open up and then the pollen, this is a male flower open, the pollen is carried to the, if you've ever seen little red hairs on your pot, those are the sex glands and they are what the pollen attracts to.

01:01:12.000 They don't get you higher at all.

01:01:14.000 What?

01:01:14.000 The red?

01:01:15.000 Yeah, the red hair doesn't get you higher at all.

01:01:16.000 Well, the red hair doesn't have crystals on it.

01:01:18.000 Right.

01:01:19.000 You know, they just have these, like, non-glandular dichromes.

01:01:21.000 It looks cool, though.

01:01:22.000 So you get some weed, and you're like, look over red hair! 1.00

01:01:24.000 But that red hair skunk is not what you want. 1.00

01:01:26.000 That's funny, because it's so pretty.

01:01:28.000 Well, when that male pollen hits those pistils, what it does is it causes that to fertilize, and the seed grows in that little pod.

01:01:34.000 And if she doesn't get fertilized, that pod just swells and swells and swells.

01:01:38.000 And the resin develops deeper.

01:01:40.000 That's why we grow seedless cannabis because it's like tricking the female into like really producing a lot of resins and a lot of, you know, she's waiting, waiting, waiting to be fertilized and it never comes. 0.94

01:01:49.000 So it makes it more potent?

01:01:51.000 Well, you know, potency I think is an interesting conversation.

01:01:55.000 There was a doctor at the Institute of Medicine who got up one day and he said, I gave my patients 10 mg THC and they had a known effect and then I gave them 10 mg THC and 1 mg CBN and it doubled the effective dose and I shot my hand up and I said, hey, Would that replicate in nature?

01:02:09.000 And he said, I think it would.

01:02:11.000 And when I put my hand down, my publisher said, what did you two geeks just ask each other?

01:02:15.000 And I said, basically, he told me to breed hemp in with my drug varieties because CBN, for instance, is a chemical that's mostly found in hemp.

01:02:22.000 And as we have bred away from the characteristics of these equatorial varieties that are more hemp-like, We have actually bred more towards the drug varieties and we've lowered the chemical of CBN down while raising THC up with less of an effective rate.

01:02:38.000 So now we have THC levels over 20% that don't hit us as hard as I believe is if we had a little bit of CBN mixed in with it.

01:02:46.000 How many different cannabinoids are there inside a marijuana plant?

01:02:50.000 Well, there are over 400 chemicals created by the cannabis plant, and that's the definition of a cannabinoid.

01:02:56.000 And the reality is that 60 of them are known to be therapeutic.

01:03:00.000 No, your shit's vibrating.

01:03:01.000 It's okay.

01:03:01.000 We'll ignore it.

01:03:02.000 It's coming through the microphone.

01:03:04.000 And what's going to happen is that as science understands these elements of it more...

01:03:09.000 Then they'll be able to better direct what the different chemicals and also terpenes.

01:03:13.000 Because terpenes are these volatile oils that are on the bud.

01:03:17.000 And what happens is they're kind of steamed off when it's dried.

01:03:19.000 So if anybody's ever picked up a cannabis flower and it had good body and you squished it and it still had moisture and you could smell it was real strong, those terpenes were intact.

01:03:28.000 And that has a psychoactive effect as well.

01:03:30.000 And a synergistic psychoactive effect with the chemicals inside.

01:03:34.000 So drying the weed is not good.

01:03:34.000 It's good.

01:03:35.000 Over drying it bad.

01:03:36.000 Joey Diaz likes to take his weed and put it on the heater.

01:03:39.000 I put that shit on the heater.

01:03:40.000 You know what I do?

01:03:40.000 It's easy to make joints.

01:03:42.000 I put that shit on the windowsill and let it dry out.

01:03:45.000 Yeah.

01:03:46.000 Perfect.

01:03:46.000 Sometimes I put it on top of the TV. But the reality is because a lot of what he's getting is people that are hurrying to market and they sell pot that's not dry and not cured.

01:03:56.000 The best cannabis is actually not just dried but cured and then stored for about three months.

01:04:01.000 What?

01:04:01.000 And then the oil's set up and they're the smoothest.

01:04:04.000 Right.

01:04:04.000 Yes.

01:04:05.000 And then there's a window of when those cannabinoids actually keep themselves, which is between three months and nine months.

01:04:10.000 So after nine months, your weed starts to degrade.

01:04:13.000 Chemically decompose in a sense, yes.

01:04:15.000 So old weeds, whack.

01:04:16.000 What about if you cook with it?

01:04:17.000 Different.

01:04:17.000 How about different?

01:04:18.000 What if you cook with it?

01:04:19.000 What if you have an old chocolate bar?

01:04:21.000 An old weed chocolate bar?

01:04:22.000 How long does that last?

01:04:23.000 If you have an old weed chocolate bar older than nine months...

01:04:25.000 Then the dairy product in it would be moldy and you wouldn't want to eat it anyway.

01:04:28.000 You would have other issues with chocolate bars.

01:04:31.000 They're wrapped up.

01:04:32.000 They're wrapped up.

01:04:32.000 Well, not the kind that the hippies make probably.

01:04:35.000 I have some of those old fucking Nestle's Quick bars that they made with weed.

01:04:43.000 You know, a lot of why I don't eat cannabis that's provided to me by people is because I don't know the conditions in which it's made and I don't trust the way they handled it and stuff.

01:04:52.000 Not just measuring because you don't know how strong it's going to be.

01:04:55.000 Interestingly enough, in Holland, hash bonbons and brownies are considered a hard drug.

01:05:00.000 Totally verboten.

01:05:01.000 You can be 16 and go into a Dutch coffee shop, buy hash on your way to high school, and you're cool.

01:05:05.000 But you can't buy brownies.

01:05:07.000 And this is something that you told me about first.

01:05:08.000 You were the first person to tell me about 11-hydroxy.

01:05:11.000 That eating weed.

01:05:12.000 Eating weed.

01:05:13.000 When you eat weed, it goes through your liver and kidneys, and it actually turns a chemical process, and it turns the psychoactive chemical THC into another chemical called 11-hydroxy metabolite.

01:05:22.000 And that 11-hydroxy is two to five times more psychoactive than the cannabis.

01:05:29.000 Actually, it's three to five times was the estimate I saw out of the University of Mississippi.

01:05:33.000 And you don't get THCV, I mean 11-hydroxy, in your bloodstream when you smoke cannabis.

01:05:39.000 It's such a different experience.

01:05:41.000 And you and I were talking about it one night.

01:05:43.000 I don't remember what the context of the conversation was, but it was probably I ate something that was just too fucking strong.

01:05:48.000 And you had to explain it.

01:05:50.000 So many people have had it and they're like, I'm on acid or something.

01:05:54.000 It does not feel like that.

01:05:55.000 And you're not used to it because when you smoke pot, you're only used to dealing with THC and your bloodstream and not 11-hydroxy.

01:06:01.000 So different, man.

01:06:02.000 There's nothing.

01:06:03.000 Ari Shavir, we were on a plane the other day.

01:06:06.000 We were flying to Austin, Texas, and Ari ate a cookie in his car on the way to the airport.

01:06:11.000 And then he got there, and it takes an hour and 20 minutes or so to kick in.

01:06:15.000 He got there.

01:06:15.000 We were on the plane, on the tarmac, and he was seriously thinking about telling him they had to let him off the plane.

01:06:21.000 Because he was that high.

01:06:22.000 He was that high.

01:06:22.000 I didn't know until we landed.

01:06:25.000 Some model did that the other day I saw on the news. 0.91

01:06:28.000 Really?

01:06:28.000 Well, you know, Dave Chappelle did that, too.

01:06:29.000 Dave Chappelle had a panic moment on a plane.

01:06:31.000 I gotta get off.

01:06:32.000 It might have been that, you know?

01:06:33.000 That's one of those things that you wonder if you really want to go with it, though.

01:06:36.000 What if you get off the plane and the fucking thing crashes?

01:06:38.000 You'd be like, thank you, baby Jesus, I'm now religious.

01:06:40.000 You know, it would be a moment, you know?

01:06:42.000 I get it.

01:06:42.000 Yes.

01:06:43.000 We got your hemp parachutes.

01:06:45.000 High as fuck, son.

01:06:46.000 That's what saved George Bush's grandfather.

01:06:48.000 Yeah, right?

01:06:49.000 Yeah.

01:06:49.000 Hemp parachutes.

01:06:50.000 And the first draft, the Declaration of Independence was drafted on hemp?

01:06:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:54.000 Motherfucker.

01:06:55.000 This was an integral part of our history, man.

01:06:57.000 And this is why I'm trying to convince people they need it back.

01:07:00.000 Yeah.

01:07:00.000 Betsy Ross, bitch.

01:07:00.000 They had no other options.

01:07:01.000 Canvas was the only thing they had.

01:07:03.000 There was no cotton gin when she knitted the first American flag. 0.61

01:07:06.000 We only need to look at our history's timetable to realize what we were using before the invention of some of these things.

01:07:13.000 This is all lost information, ladies and gentlemen.

01:07:15.000 And if you want to find out more about this, if you're really fascinated, go pick up this book, The Emperor Wears No Clothes.

01:07:21.000 It's the one that, as we said, was written by our late friend Jack Herrer.

01:07:26.000 Herrer is how you say it, right?

01:07:27.000 Think Terror.

01:07:28.000 Yeah, Herrer like Terror, he used to say.

01:07:31.000 His weed's still available, though.

01:07:33.000 Yeah, you can still buy a strain.

01:07:35.000 There's a strain named after him.

01:07:36.000 Is there a Todd McCormick strain out there?

01:07:38.000 Thank God, no.

01:07:39.000 No, thank God, no.

01:07:40.000 Thank God, no.

01:07:41.000 There's a Joe Rogan out there.

01:07:42.000 There is?

01:07:43.000 Is there really?

01:07:43.000 Can I get the plant?

01:07:44.000 I don't know.

01:07:45.000 I don't know where it is.

01:07:46.000 How about you make your own, man?

01:07:47.000 I was just going to say that!

01:07:48.000 That's what I'm talking about, man.

01:07:49.000 Fuck it.

01:07:50.000 I'll give you permission.

01:07:50.000 Excuse me, man.

01:07:51.000 This is an officially sanctioned Joe Rogan strain that will be created by Todd McCormick.

01:07:55.000 Do you want it to be sativa or indica?

01:07:57.000 Sativa, son.

01:07:58.000 I don't fuck with that dope weed.

01:07:59.000 Maybe just a sprinkle of indica.

01:08:01.000 Yeah, a sprinkle sometimes makes you a little silly.

01:08:03.000 Just a little sprinkle.

01:08:04.000 I think that's a great idea.

01:08:05.000 You're going to have to do some research and see how to put this together.

01:08:09.000 Thank you, everybody, for tuning in to the podcast.

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01:08:14.000 I don't know why I hold this up.

01:08:15.000 I can't just say it.

01:08:15.000 I can just say it, but I feel like it's right here.

01:08:17.000 I have to show you that it's really good.

01:08:18.000 But does it light?

01:08:20.000 Is it light?

01:08:20.000 No, there's no light, man.

01:08:21.000 There's no light.

01:08:22.000 It's just all flesh.

01:08:23.000 Fuck it.

01:08:24.000 I'm not doing it.

01:08:25.000 It's just rubber.

01:08:26.000 It's just rubber.

01:08:27.000 Oh, that's fucking weird rubber, man.

01:08:29.000 It's pretty good, man.

01:08:30.000 I don't know what's up with that.

01:08:32.000 I'll tell you what's up.

01:08:33.000 It's better for masturbating.

01:08:35.000 Do you masturbate at all?

01:08:36.000 Don't lie.

01:08:36.000 Of course you do, right?

01:08:37.000 Of course.

01:08:37.000 I went to prison for five years.

01:08:39.000 But if you masturbate, why wouldn't you want one of these?

01:08:42.000 Because this is masturbating to the next level. 0.97

01:08:43.000 I could give you a long list of reasons it just pops right off my head.

01:08:47.000 Cleaning it?

01:08:48.000 Dealing with it?

01:08:49.000 So easy.

01:08:49.000 This is how you deal with it, right?

01:08:51.000 You open up the top, right?

01:08:52.000 So you shoot your load in there, and then you unscrew the bottom, and then you release the crack in there.

01:08:57.000 And you also use the bottom.

01:08:58.000 Is it dishwasher safe?

01:09:00.000 Dishwasher?

01:09:00.000 No.

01:09:00.000 That ain't a dish.

01:09:02.000 That's your girlfriend, son.

01:09:04.000 You're not getting that clean.

01:09:05.000 Oh yeah, you stick a fucking...

01:09:06.000 You attach the faucet to the top of it.

01:09:08.000 You shoot it through.

01:09:08.000 Oh, you just stick the faucet through it.

01:09:11.000 Or you shoot it on your face.

01:09:12.000 You do whatever you want to.

01:09:13.000 Shoot it on your face.

01:09:14.000 I like how you think, Brian.

01:09:15.000 Play us out with a song.

01:09:16.000 What's the song, Brian?

01:09:17.000 This is called Walking on a Dream by Imperial Sun.

01:09:20.000 Thank you everybody for tuning in.

01:09:21.000 We may or may not be doing one of these on Thursday.

01:09:24.000 Maybe do it with Joey and Eddie.

01:09:25.000 Can you send him to my website?

01:09:26.000 Yes, send him to...

01:09:28.000 Hempiremedia.com.

01:09:29.000 Hempire, that's with an H. H-E-M-P-I-R. You can find him on Twitter, Hempire Media. 0.99

01:09:35.000 For the folks that aren't watching this right now on the Ustream, Hempire Media on Twitter, H-E-M-P-I-R-E Media.

01:09:43.000 And of course, Brian is Red Band and I am just my name, Joe Rogan.

01:09:46.000 Thank you very much.

01:09:47.000 Good night, everybody.

01:09:48.000 Thanks for tuning in.

01:09:49.000 May see you guys on Thursday.

01:09:50.000 If not, as always...

The Joe Rogan Experience - September 28, 2010

Joe Rogan Experience #44 - Todd McCormick (Part 2)

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