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00:03:24.000The last episode, he brought his roommate on again, and he screamed at his roommate the whole time to the point where his roommate, I saw it look close to him, and his cheek was twitching because he was so upset.
00:03:39.000I went outside and he comes running outside and goes...
00:03:42.000Like in the middle of an interview, he just took off and Brody was just left there on the couch going, ah, well, you know, I don't know what he was doing.
00:03:47.000But the guy's like, I can't take this anymore.
00:03:55.000And that's when I came to the conclusion that what happened is that...
00:03:59.000They act together, him, Brody Stevens and his roommate act together like if a couple were to break up and they had to live together for like three months.
00:04:12.000That's some real fucking anger too, man.
00:04:14.000You ever been around someone when they're breaking up but they still haven't moved out yet and then the chick starts seeing another dude and they have complications or the guy starts seeing another chick?
00:06:37.000The shit you do when you're 21. Usually, generally, when someone breaks up, the girl, generally, for most people, the girl has so much more power than the guy.
00:06:48.000The girl can bang ten dudes that day they broke up.
00:06:52.000Like, the guy might not be able to get laid for a couple weeks, right?
00:06:58.000He hasn't been in the game for a while.
00:07:00.000Unless the reason why they're breaking up is because the guy found someone new already.
00:08:12.000But we're going to provide you with music so you get to move around and grind against each other.
00:08:16.000We're going to give you drinks so you make shitty decisions.
00:08:18.000We're going to set you up in a place where there's probably going to be people that are selling drugs if we're going to do something more fucked up.
00:08:23.000It's all together in one big spot and we stay open until 2 o'clock in the morning.
00:08:28.000That's one place I never pick up chicks at, though.
00:08:30.000I never pick up chicks at the dance club.
00:08:32.000Because if I'm dancing, I'm acting a fool.
00:08:34.000I'm not taking it serious, breaking it down.
00:08:55.000Man, I was dancing before I could even walk.
00:08:58.000My aunts would just hold me up because my aunts were a couple years older than me and they would just hold me up and everyone, we would be dancing like fucking fools all the time.
00:09:11.000If I'm at a club and they're playing some good shit, you know, some good fitty cent or something, some new ludicrous or something, I'll be dancing.
00:10:51.000So you really thought you were Spider-Man?
00:10:53.000Well, I just caught myself walking differently.
00:10:55.000This is the same dude, by the way, that said that he doesn't like certain video games because now when he sees buildings, he wants to jump from one building to the other because he's played this in games.
00:11:09.000I played so much of this particular video game in a short amount of time, like all day long, that it got to the point where I was driving and I would just kind of space out and think, hey, look, a building.
00:13:07.000You know that new Call of Duty game that came out last night, Modern Ops or whatever?
00:13:10.000I don't even know what the name of it is.
00:13:12.000I just saw that it's in 3D. It's one of the first video games to release, to be made, to be played on a 3D TV. So you know that 3D we saw the other day at Bisbach?
00:13:22.000Dude, I did not realize how badass 3D looks now with a movie that's animated for 3D and then you get one of those 3D glasses and you watch on the new 3D TVs.
00:20:15.000I think Peter Ertz has been stopped some crazy amount of times, like 14 times over the course of his career, just something nutty like that.
00:20:26.000What if they find out, because jujitsu is fairly new, what if they find out that if you get choked out unconscious, like from a rear naked choke or a darts or something, like 20, 25 times, that you're susceptible to get Lou Gehrig's disease just from getting shut off like that?
00:20:53.000I mean, they know that people have gotten damaged because they had blood shut off to their brain for X amount of seconds, or is it a minute?
00:21:01.000I mean, what is the amount of time where you start getting brain damage?
00:21:05.000Remember when we talked about this once, where you were saying, like, if you really hated somebody, you'd choke them out, but not to kill them, just hold on for 90 seconds and make them retarded?
00:21:13.000That's a character I wanted to develop, man.
00:21:43.000And then one guy, he didn't choke long enough, and the guy can kind of talk, and he's trying to bust him out, so he has to figure out how to fucking get near him again to choke him out.
00:22:03.000So, that missile thing, a lot of people don't know this, but there was a missile that was fired last night off of the coast of California, like Malibu area.
00:22:12.000I heard it on Carson's radio show this morning, and he said that's where he lives.
00:22:29.000But he was saying that he didn't see anything, so he had all these callers call in, and then it was like two hours later, everyone said they saw something, but not with the time that everyone else is saying.
00:29:18.000What you should do is enlarge everything up high resolution like with some fucking Gene Hackman movie type technology where they can take a big picture and actually make it look good.
00:31:15.000He has a bidet that has like a laser that finds your asshole, then shoots water at your asshole at the same temperature of your skin, and then it comes out with another laser that shoots and finds the hair dry, and it dries your asshole.
00:31:26.000Yeah, well, I heard about it in Japan.
00:33:09.000Peeing ain't a big deal, but if you're on the phone and you shit and your ass explodes like one of those nuclear shits, you know what I mean?
00:34:13.000Well, we talked about this before, that eventually we're gonna have little cameras in front of us on, like, fishing poles, you know, that are hanging from our hats.
00:34:19.000It's probably gonna be just, like, fishing poles.
00:34:21.000It's probably gonna be, like, hovering.
00:34:23.000Yeah, it'll be floating with you, right?
00:36:49.000No, but most people are saying they're attention whores, you know, and that's what, you know, I guess one of the reasons why people are getting mad at me is I was saying that black people are attention whores, which is not what I'm saying.
00:36:58.000I'm saying I see a lot of black people that like to talk on their speakerphone when they're by themselves.
00:39:11.000Michelle Obama, Obama's wife, is apparently the center of controversy because she shook a dude's hand.
00:39:19.000She's in Indonesia, and there's a Muslim dude there, and they were saying hello, you know, they're meeting some dignitaries, and she shook his hand.
00:39:55.000As Obama arrived in Jakarta on Indonesia...
00:39:58.000Apparently a conservative Muslim minister in Indonesia who is being criticized for shaking hands with Michelle Obama, thus violating his pious claim that he avoids contact with women not related to him.
00:40:11.000As you're supposed to do in some sex of Islam.
00:45:50.000There's a lot of times where I get on there and I just promote gigs.
00:45:53.000A lot of times I find cool shit that I find online, like that Italian song, where that American guy, or that Italian guy was speaking, he was singing in an American accent.
00:47:04.000It was crazy, all the shit they were saying, but if you look at it this way, if you don't believe in UFOs, then that sounds ridiculous.
00:47:13.000But if you do believe, if you watch the Disclosure Project and you listen to all of Philip Corso's testimony, the guy who used to work for the...
00:47:21.000He used to be in the Pentagon and fucking head of nuclear energy in Europe and all that shit.
00:47:49.000I drew about it, painted about it, talked about it, wrote some scripture about it or something.
00:47:56.000It's not that far-fetched, but they were coming to some ridiculous conclusions about the paintings in India that maybe this was an alien.
00:48:06.000Well, the Mahabharata, that's a fascinating text.
00:48:09.000The ancient text of ancient Hinduism is riddled with stories of flying things and things that flew through the air.
00:48:18.000But you also have to realize that these people took a lot of drugs.
00:48:22.000These people were into heavy psychedelic drugs.
00:48:24.000I mean, mana to the… You know, in the ancient Hindu texts, they believe it's some sort of a combination of psilocybin mushrooms and a bunch of other different things.
00:48:32.000There's a bunch of debate about what mana is.
00:48:34.000But it's very clear that they were referencing something that connected them to the psychedelic world.
00:48:40.000And if it was something that connected them to the psychedelic world, you know, and I know, you're going to see some shit.
00:48:46.000It doesn't mean that the shit you're seeing is not real.
00:48:50.000Like, when people think of hallucinations...
00:48:52.000Like you think of, oh, you took a drug and you saw a monkey that wasn't really there and he, you know, you think of something fake.
00:48:59.000But what you see a lot of times when you take psychedelic drugs is not like the rest of the world and then all of a sudden some new fake thing shows up.
00:49:11.000It's a hallucination world, which may or may not be real.
00:49:16.000What might be happening when you take big doses of any crazy drug is you might be tuning in to the next door neighbor channel.
00:49:24.000The whole world might be a fucking radio of a million different channels and we might be on 106.4 and there's a 106.5 and it's right next door and when you take mushrooms you go there.
00:49:35.000So, you know, these guys saying that they saw these flying things and talking about all these majestic beings with all this wisdom, that very easily could have been drugs.
00:49:49.000I mean, just because you have a psychedelic experience doesn't mean that...
00:49:52.000I don't know how much I believe, very skeptical about Crafts from another planet that come here that are metal and the traditional idea of just doing a super advanced version of what we already do.
00:50:09.000I look at that and I go, I don't think so.
00:50:17.000There's a lot of testimony of people being raped by demons.
00:50:19.000You can go back in time and find thousands of people who've been exercised.
00:50:23.000Yeah, but these people aren't organizing and getting in front of Washington, D.C., and the national press, and they don't have credible witness, like hundreds of them, and Philip Corso, and all these guys that, like, in their deathbed.
00:50:36.000Like, you watch the testimonies, like, do you think these guys are lying?
00:51:20.000He said he opened the coffins, saw them, and said, oh shit.
00:51:23.000And he knew so much that he was in charge of taking crashed UFO shit and taking it to, this is what he said, taking it to like Hughes Aircraft and McDonnell Douglas, getting reverse engineering shit going.
00:51:36.000Well, the fascinating story about Roswell, and everybody thinks that Roswell is a silly, stupid story, and no one knows exactly what happened.
00:51:42.000It could have been some sort of a Soviet craft that crashed.
00:51:45.000But the fascinating part is that they flew the wreckage in two separate planes.
00:51:50.000Because they wanted to make sure if one plane crashed, they had a good chance that the other plane would make it to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base.
00:51:57.000They made sure they separated the wreckage.
00:53:16.000I mean, there's interviews where he's like, I was...
00:53:18.000And then there's like a new theory now.
00:53:20.000The new theory is that the government wants everyone to believe in UFOs to keep their projects under wrap, like their black projects under wrap.
00:53:30.000I'm like, what was this Project Blue Book?
00:53:32.000And all this stuff where they were saying that it was swamp gas.
00:53:35.000They were trying to calm everybody down.
00:54:02.000And, like, the top scientists of Europe all got together.
00:54:06.000I forget what the committees call it, like international groups.
00:54:09.000They came together in France, And they looked at all the UFO testimony and all the shit, and they said, 15%, it's probably beings from another galaxy or another solar system.
00:54:40.000They concluded that all the other shit, 85% of all the shit they looked, that could be man-made, that could be this, this is probably some reflection of the sun.
00:55:06.000I've seen some weird shit of things moving and then changing angles and changing direction and moving another way.
00:55:10.000The big incident that happened at the U.S. military installation in the U.K., when there's 80 motherfuckers that saw this aircraft, three of them came up to it as it was parked.
00:55:37.000If you have a drone, especially if we're talking about different alternative sources of power, we don't know exactly what they think about.
00:56:25.000And until you talk to these people, you don't know how many of them are full of shit, how many of them are exaggerating, how many of them are traumatized...
00:56:31.000That's why I say, based on the shit that you see, if you actually look into it, and then you make the judgment, you're making the judgment, damn!
00:56:39.000If you haven't seen the testimony, then yeah, we don't know what he said.
00:56:53.000They said the response to the British Ministry of Defense saying, if it doesn't concern national security, we're not going to get involved, then 80 people fucking hallucinated then.
00:57:07.000And they got 80 people that are full of shit.
00:57:23.000If the military people that are in the know, the people that are there at the scene of the crime or the scene of the landing, if they're not aware of the technology that's available to the highest levels of government, they're not aware of whatever experimental shit they're working on, It might as well be from another planet.
00:58:31.000My decision is that there's a lot of people with a lot of stories, and we know for a fact that there are a fuckload of experimental government aircrafts that they use.
01:00:34.000I don't know how close he got to it I don't know, you know, what how much information he was really truly pretty you think OJ is guilty you I don't know if OJ's guilty.
01:01:41.000And there's a big business in talking about UFOs.
01:01:44.000And that's another thing to be careful of.
01:01:46.000There's a gigantic business in writing books about this shit and doing lectures and seminars.
01:01:51.000And these guys make a fucking good living traveling the country selling books and talking about UFOs.
01:01:57.000Whenever you involve commerce in a very strange discussion, like the discussion of the potential reality of intelligent life from other planets, whenever you involve money in that, and money in the stories, then it becomes sort of a faction of show business.
01:02:12.000Whitley Strieber is one of the fucking biggest proponents of the alien abduction story and wrote books on it, Communion, and had movies made about it.
01:02:21.000And that guy is a fucking book writer.
01:03:08.000You're making it seem like I heard one testimony and then I deleted it.
01:03:12.000I'm saying, look, if you listen to what I said, what I said was that unless you're experiencing it yourself, you don't know exactly what happened.
01:03:20.000When you're talking about people that are talking about crafts that they think were from another world, you don't know where it really came from.
01:03:27.000And if you choose to believe or not to believe, you're jumping on one side or another.
01:03:31.000If you're saying, I don't think there are UFOs, I think everyone's full of shit, you're jumping on no.
01:03:37.000And if you say, I do believe, I believe they're here, you're jumping on yes.
01:03:40.000Even if there's a lot of what you think is evidence, unless you're seeing it yourself, unless it has been proven, which it clearly hasn't, it's clearly up for debate, even though there's a bunch of people that come forward, whether there's a hundred or a thousand and they have crazy stories about things that move too fast, who the fuck knows what that is?
01:04:55.000But whether or not there's UFOs because some people that you don't know who you've never met saw some things that you never saw and said they wrote it down and had conferences and discussions about it.
01:05:15.000We attach ourselves to what we believe in.
01:05:18.000And you, obviously, are getting attached to this idea of UFOs being real because you've spent so much time and invested so much time being fascinated by it.
01:06:25.000And when someone says they know and they start talking about it being from another planet, bitch, do you have, like, some fucking serial numbers you can track back to this planet?
01:06:33.000Like, how do you know where it came from?
01:06:51.000If you don't know, if you haven't seen it, you don't know where it came from, you haven't watched the video of it fucking flying off that planet and landing here, then there's a lot of fucking guesswork.
01:07:21.000They have isolated an animal called Gigantopithecus that they believe if human beings came down the Bering Strait, and they came from Asia.
01:07:30.000Gigantopithecus lived in Asia as recently as 10,000 years ago.
01:07:33.000It was a bipedal primate that was 8 to 10 feet tall.
01:10:59.000Yeah, that's a big percentage of the Christian population.
01:11:01.000There's a guy on Twitter, I follow him all the time, he's this crazy retarded Christian young earth guy who's always talking about the evidence against evolution.
01:11:11.000These YouTube videos, you can't watch them for more than five minutes because the insanity radiates off the screen and it starts to get you.
01:11:22.000They believe that the earth is less than 10,000 years old.
01:11:25.000A lot of people, more than 50% during a recent Gallup poll in the United States, believe that the earth is the age that's depicted in the Bible, which is less than 10,000 years old.
01:11:35.000They probably don't even know what that is.
01:11:36.000They're just going, did the Bible say that?
01:13:29.000Who were we talking about the other day that was jogging and they shot something and you were more amazed that they had a gun while they were jogging.
01:14:39.000It's a lot like, you know, no matter where you go, you got to deal with some death.
01:14:44.000Either you live in the city and you got to deal with muggers and rapists or like gangbangers or something, or you live way out away from that shit.
01:14:52.000No gangbangers are going out into the wilderness, but then you got to deal with mountain lions and crazy shit like that.
01:14:58.000You got to deal with things and you got to deal with weird people.
01:15:00.000But at least you can shoot them and you're cool.
01:15:02.000Like you can just look at them and go, bam, and just You can't do that to a mugger until he jumps on you.
01:15:06.000You've got to be careful with bears because bears are hard to kill.
01:15:09.000It's very hard to kill a bear with a pistol.
01:15:11.000If you've got a bear, you're better off shooting into the air.
01:17:49.000It was a video camera artifact that when something moved too quickly, too close to the screen, it stretched the image out so it made the image look like it was a flying snake.
01:19:39.000There was another one that he was chasing down.
01:19:42.000Another crazy thing that didn't seem to make any sense.
01:19:45.000Let me type in his name because he had another thing that was like another theory about something else and then someone on the message board going, wait a minute, isn't that the Rod's guy?
01:20:16.000For over 50 years, we have been told and convinced the moon is nothing more than a black and white desolate rock with moon dust and craters.
01:20:23.000The thousands of photos released to the public have always presented a black and white moon.
01:20:27.000Even with the most recent Hubble photographs of the moon are black and white.
01:20:31.000NASA continues to perpetuate the lie that, in quotes, that the moon is black and white.
01:24:25.000I mean, he's sitting there by himself in front of a laptop, and then there could be fucking the whole world listening, and then you could hear all their laughter.
01:24:43.000Like, you see them sitting, like, there's not just one screen, there's like a dozen screens in front of them, and he sees all these people in front of them.
01:25:31.000I mean, they're okay, but I don't go out of my way to see them.
01:25:34.000I prefer the Jon Stewart show, honestly.
01:25:36.000I think that The Daily Show, the way he does it, is the best way.
01:25:40.000He has a lot of shit that he fucks around with.
01:25:42.000His monologues and his making fun of things in the news, even though it's all political for the most part, I think he hits the mark more than anybody.
01:25:50.000He makes me laugh out loud more than anybody.
01:26:27.000You know, and so there's a lot of fucking, yeah, there's a lot of shit going on right now in this country.
01:26:34.000There's a lot of shit going on with pot and disinformation and people thinking that somehow or another if you have pot and it's more accessible than it is now that the world's going to fall apart.
01:26:44.000I never thought when I was a little kid that we'd be here in now 2010 and this would still be up for debate.
01:26:51.000Yeah, but you have to also know that it's not going to pass that easily unless it's like an iPhone app.
01:26:57.000One single button, all these people, instead of having to register and then go fucking take off work or go towards your lunch and vote.
01:27:04.000But you have to do that, otherwise it would be too much fraud.
01:27:06.000Yeah, but you know, in like ten years they're going to figure it out.
01:27:08.000It's going to be on your fucking pagers.
01:27:10.000Maybe, but maybe there's probably some incentive to keep it complicated, because the more complicated they keep it, the less people vote, and the more it's political aficionados that are in the mix instead of just the casual person.
01:27:23.000I knew that was going to happen, though.
01:27:47.000Yeah, and like if you're on TMZ and it's like, does Mel Gibson's butt look fat, yes or no, I'm going to take the extra click to see no just to see what the answers are.
01:28:08.000Like, you know, like, once in a while, like, if a product that I really like, that you get that spam email with, like, please answer our ten questions for us.
01:30:06.000He can just stick to being the greatest jiu-jitsu player of all time.
01:30:10.000Well, I would really love to see just professional jiu-jitsu, because I've always said that, you know, one of the best things about jiu-jitsu, watching jiu-jitsu, is you don't have any guilt.
01:30:18.000Even though you're watching dudes get jacked, and even if you jack a guy, there's no guilt.
01:30:22.000Because when you knock somebody out, or you hurt somebody, or even you watch someone get knocked out...
01:30:26.000At least part of my brain is like, that guy just got fucked up.
01:30:29.000You know, there's like a part of that guy that's not going to be the same again.
01:30:31.000And like he got hit by a car or something.
01:30:33.000I mean, someone gets really fucking head kicked.
01:30:36.000When Gonzaga Crocop, when he head kicked Crocop and knocked him out, I remember I had to interview Crocop afterwards and he was just...
01:30:44.000You know, it really was a dumb idea to interview him.
01:30:46.000I should have probably protested, but we always interview the winner and the loser, and he was up, and they said, okay, interview the loser.
01:30:53.000But as I was talking to him, I'm like, this poor guy should not be getting interviewed right now.
01:30:56.000This guy just, you know, he just got knocked unconscious.
01:30:59.000He's not exactly sure what happened, and I'm asking him questions.
01:31:02.000You know, when you see something like that, man, you go, wow, there's a fucking price.
01:31:07.000But jiu-jitsu never feels like there's a price.
01:31:09.000You know, guys get jacked, and even if they get hurt, like, he's going to be okay.
01:31:12.000Most of the time, 99% of the time, but Marcelo Garcia, man, if he could just do professional jiu-jitsu, if they could have, like, a guy like that, you could have professional jiu-jitsu and even put it on TV and it would be exciting.
01:31:24.000Because you'd be just catching people all the time.
01:31:28.000I mean, Marcelo's still the king, but there's so many guys out there still competing like Ryan Hall and Jeff Glover and all those new Brazilians busting out.
01:32:02.000I was always the guy in class that asked the questions about yanking on collars and yanking on sleeves and asking, like, how is that going to translate in MMA? I mean, because I was embarrassed.
01:32:13.000When I first started doing jujitsu, I would tell guys, check out this next fight.
01:33:01.000It's because they don't have the gi to hold on to.
01:33:03.000Yeah, well, if you practice setting up all your submissions and sweeps, yanking and pulling on someone's outfit, and that's actually part of the sweep, you take that out, and then you also add strikes, man, it's a whole different game.
01:33:34.000For me, it was like, how does jiu-jitsu look in MMA? And then when I went to the Mundials in 2000 as a purple belt with Jean-Jacques, and we're watching the black belts, and I can't even keep my eyes open.
01:34:05.000I'm like, damn, one of the fucking baddest jujitsu players of all time, my master, is bored with watching black belts play tug-of-war in the Gi.
01:34:42.000The most important thing for me is how jujitsu looks in MMA. And I feel that the gi is a problem for MMA. So I decided when I opened up a school, I want to try to bring jujitsu back.
01:34:53.000I'm going to do whatever I can personally, whatever I can do to bring jujitsu back in MMA. Well, you did it also because you think that's the most effective way to do it in MMA. Yes, no, of course, of course.
01:35:03.000I thought it was the most effective way, and I'm doing it for jiu-jitsu.
01:35:06.000I feel that if everyone lost the gi 10 years ago and just focused on no gi submissions, setting up everything in the clinch, setting everything up with...
01:35:16.000Overhooks, underhooks, and head control as opposed to setting everything up with yanking and pulling collars and sleeves.
01:35:21.000If we would have started everybody ten years ago, we just killed the Gi.
01:36:22.000But you've got to have as much game as possible.
01:36:24.000I'm amazed if somebody hasn't stepped up and tried to make a professional jiu-jitsu league.
01:36:28.000I know Rico Ciccarelli did that thing for a little bit, but he was having a hard time with it.
01:36:33.000But I think it's more popular now than it was then.
01:36:35.000Well, the problem with the Rico Ciparelli promotion, which was Professional Submission League, PSL, great concept.
01:36:41.000He just had like eight super fight matches, man.
01:36:43.000He had Marcelo in there against Jake Shields.
01:36:45.000He had Marcelo in there against Cameron Earl.
01:36:48.000The only way he thought he could make it work and sell it to a network or something, even like ESPN or something, was to have Randy Couture as the main event.
01:36:57.000Randy Couture, originally, he retired a few years ago.
01:37:00.000He wasn't planning on doing MMA anymore, but his plan was just to stay in the mix competitively and do submission grappling.
01:37:08.000Rico jumped on him and said, hey, dude, you're going to be the poster boy.
01:37:13.000But then when he decided to go back to MMA, he was left without a poster child and I mean, I think he could make it successful with the guys we have nowadays, like make Marcelo Garcia the poster child, and then bring in, you know, Cabrinha, bring in Rafael Mendes, bring in Braulio Estima, bring in, again, Jeff Glover, Ryan Hall, Javi Vasquez, all these guys that, you know, Javi's back in the mix in MMA now, but I think you could do it now.
01:37:41.000What they really need is they need to get some sort of a network behind it, someone willing to The difference between submission grappling and MMA... The advantage,
01:38:10.000it could be a small advantage in some people's eyes, but people will get into it because anybody can actually practice it.
01:38:18.000You can go to your local jiu-jitsu school and you actually can get involved.
01:40:57.000Like, if you have an executive producer and you have the talent and they're together and they're trying to figure out how to work things out, man, that's a hard fucking thing to come together on.
01:41:05.000You'd have to put it on a 10-second delay, then that would ensure that no one...
01:43:03.000So they all put out solo albums at the same time.
01:43:05.000Peter Criss' album, the guy who wanted to leave to make the solo album, was not only the worst of the solo albums, but it's the worst Kiss album ever.
01:43:13.000He's known for the worst Kiss album ever.
01:43:15.000No Kiss fan has ever said they liked that album.
01:45:33.000Because what happened is, when they did the reunion tour, Eric Singer, the non-makeup Kiss drummer, and Bruce Kulik, the non-makeup Kiss guitar player, they got left in the behind and go, we're going to do a reunion tour and blow this shit up.
01:45:55.000So he came in, and he always said he was Eric Singer, but they know that a lot of the fans that are coming, they don't even know the difference.
01:46:01.000Oh man, I liked Kiss when I was a kid.
01:47:40.000Even the ones that are real, the camera, the facial reactions, they have one camera there, and how are they panning to all these facial reactions?
01:47:48.000They're storing these facial reactions from two weeks ago.
01:47:51.000Oh, there's a good one, a perplexed look.
01:49:14.000But to some people, I'd rather watch an hour that I know is 100% real than an hour that's, like he said, half just chopped up to make it sellable.
01:49:23.000When I watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians and I see Bruce Jenner running around town trying to fucking meet a deadline or something stupid where I know it's not real.
01:50:17.000Most people know it's fake, but there's a small percentage.
01:50:21.000A forum member from the day one, this girl, emailed me yesterday and said, you know, I respect you to death and all that, but I have to know once and for all, is the Hinata thing real?
01:53:48.000So as soon as he came up, I like, you know, we gave each other a little hug and I saw that, oh damn, Junie Browning's right behind him and his buddy.
01:53:56.000So I hugged Sean Tompkins and kind of looked the other way, trying to pretend like I didn't notice Junie Browning.
01:54:59.000He doesn't have to be drunk after jiu-jitsu.
01:55:01.000We hung out in the parking lot and he made all of us laugh quite a few times He's got some witty-ass shit man.
01:55:07.000He's a cool dude He just you know, he had a bad upbringing his dad used to beat the shit out of him and you're gonna come up You know you're gonna have a little kinks, you know a couple kinks That's all I mean We've run into so many guys over the years that started out like that and then eventually got their shit together, you know One way or another.
01:55:23.000It's fun to watch guys like that evolve and become something better than what they were.
01:55:46.000If he was an idiot, he might just keep fucking.
01:55:49.000Well, he would benefit from hanging around you, man.
01:55:51.000If you understand troubled childhoods and channeling that shit into something positive and being around positive people, man, that's the most important thing for having a positive life, being around a bunch of other people that are on the same wavelength as you and trying to do the same shit.
01:56:09.000That's one of the cool things about Tenth Planet Jiu-Jitsu in Hollywood is that everyone is super positive there.
01:56:19.000I mean, a lot of places, if you go there and the instructor's kind of douchey, and people can get douchey with each other, and there's none of that at our place.
01:57:18.000There's no one around that's like a thinker this way, that thinks about life this way, that's open-minded.
01:57:22.000And he goes, and because of this podcast, it's making me like reassess the way I evaluate life and reassess the way I talk and think about things.
01:57:30.000Having guys like you teaching jiu-jitsu, having a podcast like this, it's like a serious connection we have to all these people.
01:57:39.000I've gotten a bunch of cool tweets from people and inspirational shit and cool articles that people have tweeted me and cool things that people post on the message board.
01:58:08.000But, I mean, every day is a day off for me, man.
01:58:11.000And I appreciate so much just going to class and everyone's just sitting there and they're waiting for me to teach them how to strangle Like, you know, in an efficient way.
01:58:21.000Like, how fucking lucky am I? I can't believe it every day.
01:58:46.000It's a massive misconception about jujitsu that jujitsu classes are a bunch of meatheads, they're douchebags, they're dickheads, and they think it's like we train in a cage.
01:58:57.000it's a bunch of computer nerds that that are playing the ultimate virtual reality game because if you're into video games and like killing someone by pressing a button but no one's really dying but you enjoy that that feeling jiu-jitsu is the ultimate virtual reality video game it's where we is going to end up the we is feeling more like a baseball bat like a golf club how about you can can actually kill people you know theoretically or you know with jiu-jitsu you put someone in a choke they tap out
01:59:25.000it was like you killed them because if you didn't let them go you would actually kill them and you could learn you can it's It's anybody.
01:59:32.000There's so many jiu-jitsu schools all over the world.
01:59:34.000You can learn how to systematically and scientifically break limbs and put people to sleep.
01:59:41.000There's like over 20 different ways you can put someone to sleep just with the neck.
01:59:59.000I hurt my arm a couple of weeks ago, but for the most part, when you get involved in serious rolling with somebody, everybody's fine when it's over.
02:00:12.000You get caught with something, you just tap, and 99% of the time, you're fine.
02:00:17.000Every now and then, you'll get something and something will get tweaked, or your knee will get twisted.
02:00:20.000I know you had a knee problem that happened recently.
02:02:10.000Anything could happen in a street fight, but man, a guy that's trained jiu-jitsu two years against a guy who has zero training on the ground?
02:02:18.000Another great aspect of it is that it calms down your body and it makes you realize how much of it influences stress and just the fact that we have this ancient chimpanzee hardware in our system.
02:02:28.000Our bodies are set up for hunting and gathering and carrying things and Our bodies are set up to exert a certain amount of energy, and if you don't exert a certain amount of energy with your body, your body starts to betray you, and you start to get really stressful, and you start to snap at things that you wouldn't ordinarily snap at, or you shouldn't rationally be upset about.
02:02:45.000It allows you to put things into perspective.
02:03:52.000No, I'm just saying that if you like deathmatches, they've taken the formula of deathmatch and just added on to it for like the last 15, 20 years or whatever, how long...
02:04:42.000To me, though, what's fun to me about video games, I understand all that, but what's fun to me is just I got addicted straight up to one-on-one matches and even team death matches.
02:04:54.000Just the fact that you have this incredibly precise control over the environment.
02:04:58.000Yeah, you're more like the pool statistic version of the video games.
02:09:02.000It was interesting watching you loosen up from the first set you did on Thursday night to the last set you did on Saturday night, which was your best one.
02:10:54.000Alex Jones show would be cool high, though.
02:10:56.000Well, it's bewildering, though, because when we walked in, you know, I walked in, Joe, they're about to de- We're going to devalue the dollar.
02:11:03.000They're going to take the dollar away.
02:11:31.000We're laughing our asses off, and then you go right in there.
02:11:34.000Death, destruction, New World Order, elites, global warming.
02:11:39.000What was he saying about radiation and all that sort of thing?
02:11:42.000This is a crazy fucking real thing they're doing where they're driving through neighborhoods and they're blasting these cars with these super powerful x-rays from these vans.
02:12:12.000They can shoot x-rays through these vans.
02:12:15.000It just makes me really wonder, though, how people go on the radiation, like what exactly, how strong it is.
02:12:21.000Because, like, the other day I was talking to my dentist, and he said, like, you know, this radiation is about equal to standing next to a microwave.
02:14:36.000And on Twitter, it's at Eddie Bravo, and of course, Brian Redband, at Redband, if you want to tell Little Esther that you were in Austin, Texas, and you thought she was awesome, and you were so proud of her.