The Joe Rogan Experience


Joe Rogan Experience #554 - W. Kamau Bell


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Transcript

00:00:16.000 And we're live.
00:00:17.000 You're one of those dudes that rocks two phones.
00:00:19.000 No, no, no.
00:00:19.000 This is an iPod Touch.
00:00:21.000 Because this phone is broken.
00:00:22.000 So, like, I can't listen to music on this phone anymore.
00:00:25.000 So I just bought an iPod Touch.
00:00:26.000 I'm not that dude.
00:00:27.000 You're not that dude?
00:00:28.000 No, this is just...
00:00:29.000 It looks like this is my burner.
00:00:31.000 But no, it's just a...
00:00:33.000 Well, there's a lot of people that just love fucking around with a bunch of different pieces of electronics.
00:00:37.000 They carry a few of them.
00:00:39.000 No, I prefer one.
00:00:40.000 It's just when I went to the Verizon to go, can I have a new phone since it was cracked?
00:00:43.000 They were like, okay, that'll be $700.
00:00:45.000 And I was like, no, it won't be.
00:00:46.000 I will wait until my contract is up.
00:00:48.000 What's wrong with it?
00:00:49.000 It's cracked?
00:00:49.000 The screen is cracked, which doesn't bother me, but somehow I'm really bad with, I'm really hard on everything, as my wife will attest.
00:00:56.000 Oh, shit!
00:00:57.000 Not in a Ray Rice way, let's be clear.
00:00:59.000 But the jack is all fucked up, so I can't hear things anymore.
00:01:03.000 In a Ray Rice way will be a statement for a long time now.
00:01:07.000 No, yeah, until somebody else knocks two of their wives out in an elevator.
00:01:11.000 Yeah, like Michael Vicking your dog.
00:01:13.000 Yeah, yeah, that's a...
00:01:14.000 Yeah, that whole scenario is leading to so many different people getting in trouble for domestic violence and reports of domestic violence.
00:01:24.000 Yeah, man.
00:01:25.000 Anthony Johnson, one of the fighters in the UFC, got suspended just because there was just the possibility that maybe something happened.
00:01:33.000 So there's an inquiry.
00:01:35.000 We're going through a sea change right now.
00:01:37.000 Yeah.
00:01:38.000 Yeah, and it's all about...
00:01:39.000 I think because...
00:01:40.000 I've talked about this a little bit before that it used to be you only knew the shit that you knew that was directly in front of you that you want information you either sought out or your friends brought to you.
00:01:49.000 But now on Facebook and Twitter, people are like finding out about Ray Rice who were like, I didn't know there was a thing called the NFL. You know what I mean?
00:01:57.000 Like everybody's getting everybody's shit so that the NFL has had domestic violence for, you know, since the dawn of the NFL and not that it's...
00:02:04.000 Any worse than regular society, but they've had it.
00:02:07.000 But now it's at the point where people who never were paying attention to the NFL are noticing it.
00:02:11.000 Also, people are going and looking through the past of a lot of these different guys.
00:02:17.000 I think whenever you're dealing with a bunch of super athletes who are also involved in an incredibly aggressive sport, and you add in head trauma, repeated head trauma, and a lot of them, like Ray Rice has said, that that's how he was raised.
00:02:32.000 No, he wouldn't say it.
00:02:34.000 Was it Peterson?
00:02:35.000 Peterson.
00:02:35.000 Adrian Peterson said that's how he was raised.
00:02:38.000 He was beat.
00:02:38.000 Was he getting knocked the fuck out?
00:02:40.000 In an elevator?
00:02:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:41.000 That was Ray Rice.
00:02:42.000 That wasn't Peterson.
00:02:44.000 Yeah, I mean, I've pulled a switch off a tree because I had to go get one, but I didn't have my nuts all cut up.
00:02:50.000 He had his nuts cut up?
00:02:51.000 That was the kid.
00:02:52.000 It was like, from what I read, that there was actual injuries on his genital area.
00:02:58.000 Really?
00:03:00.000 I'm not trying to testify in a court of law, but I heard that it was like...
00:03:02.000 I mean, there's...
00:03:04.000 Certainly there's abuse, and there's also discipline, and that line is changing.
00:03:08.000 Like I said, we're going through a sea change where everybody knows everybody's shit now.
00:03:11.000 But I don't think you can hide.
00:03:13.000 We all had fucked up shit happen to us by our parents, but it doesn't mean you have to pass it on to the next.
00:03:18.000 You don't got to pay it forward.
00:03:20.000 Fuck yeah.
00:03:20.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:03:21.000 And I've been talking about it lately that my parents were raised by immigrants.
00:03:25.000 Immigrants that came over from Italy and Ireland.
00:03:28.000 And, you know, those people that came over here in the 1920s, they were savages.
00:03:32.000 I mean, they might as well have been cave people, right?
00:03:34.000 They got on these...
00:03:36.000 Shitty boats that floated across the ocean.
00:03:38.000 Took months.
00:03:39.000 They got over here.
00:03:40.000 They got their name changed right away.
00:03:41.000 And immediately they started fucking and shitting out kids.
00:03:43.000 And then they raised those kids with their savage instincts.
00:03:46.000 And in a neighborhood that they're not allowed to leave because they have their accent is too thick and they eat weird food.
00:03:51.000 So they're not allowed to leave that neighborhood at the point when Italians weren't considered to be white.
00:03:55.000 Those people aren't white.
00:03:57.000 Or, you know, Polish people aren't white.
00:03:58.000 And then eventually they lose the accents and aren't allowed to integrate into the rest of the city.
00:04:02.000 I had a history professor on yesterday, Thaddeus Russell, who explained that exact same thing, how all these different cultures integrate into society and they're considered non-whites.
00:04:12.000 Except for one.
00:04:14.000 Except for the black folks.
00:04:17.000 Yeah, we don't get to integrate it that way.
00:04:19.000 Well, it was also, his take on it was the unique aspect of America, is that America was the country that had...
00:04:29.000 This Puritan value system, like these people came over and they had this really repressive value system, very repressed society, but they also had slaves.
00:04:41.000 And the slaves didn't accept any of that, and then they became part of the culture, radically influenced the art, radically influenced the language.
00:04:51.000 The slaves did.
00:04:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:54.000 I mean, this is one of the most unique things about America, is the African-American influence, and the Western Africans integrating into this really fucked up, Puritan, very repressed society, and then you see in America, like...
00:05:09.000 90% of all entertainment comes out of here.
00:05:13.000 A massive amount of innovation comes out of here.
00:05:15.000 A massive difference in the way we speak English as opposed to the way English people speak English.
00:05:20.000 There's so many variables that came out of that.
00:05:24.000 And it makes you think, like, how much of...
00:05:26.000 Kind of bringing it all back to the Peterson thing of beating his kids.
00:05:30.000 How much of the way human beings live our lives is based just on the momentum of the people that came before us?
00:05:36.000 Whether it's his parents that beat him, or some fucking weird...
00:05:40.000 Puritanical society that you just unluckily were born into?
00:05:44.000 Yeah, a lot of that is...
00:05:46.000 But again, I certainly understand that we...
00:05:49.000 Like I said, all of us have fucked up things happened to us in our childhood.
00:05:52.000 Some of us go, I've got to put a stop to this.
00:05:55.000 That you make the choice to go, I've got to break the cycle.
00:05:58.000 And sometimes it's in big ways.
00:05:59.000 Like, I'm going to go to college.
00:06:00.000 Nobody went to college.
00:06:01.000 And sometimes it's like, I'm not going to slap my kid in the nuts.
00:06:03.000 You know what I mean?
00:06:04.000 I'm going to talk to him.
00:06:06.000 You know, and certainly, I was whipped as a kid by different things.
00:06:10.000 I mean, I always say one of my grandmother's favorite stories was to talk about how she beat me with a shoe one time.
00:06:14.000 And that was Thanksgiving, everybody sit down and let's hear the beat with a shoe story.
00:06:19.000 That was not like in therapy she told that story.
00:06:21.000 It's like, hey grandma, tell how you beat me with a shoe story again.
00:06:24.000 And everybody would laugh and, you know, and it was a good southern time.
00:06:29.000 What was the cause?
00:06:30.000 What did you do that made her beat you in a shoe?
00:06:32.000 It's funny.
00:06:33.000 It's the South.
00:06:34.000 I said, what?
00:06:35.000 That's it?
00:06:36.000 Yeah.
00:06:36.000 So, call me.
00:06:39.000 Say, Kamau.
00:06:39.000 Kamau.
00:06:40.000 What?
00:06:41.000 You said, don't say what to me!
00:06:43.000 So, wa-pa!
00:06:44.000 It's supposed to be yes, ma'am?
00:06:45.000 Yes, ma'am.
00:06:46.000 Wow.
00:06:47.000 And I lived in the, I swear to say the North, but I lived with my mom in the North, so I didn't know, that wasn't a thing in the North that you couldn't say what.
00:06:54.000 So I didn't know, and I felt really, like, tricked.
00:06:56.000 Like, I felt entrapped.
00:06:57.000 Like, nobody, give me a list of rules of how it works here in the South, and I won't do those things.
00:07:02.000 That's funny, man.
00:07:03.000 That's funny.
00:07:04.000 I got beat with a shoe for saying what.
00:07:05.000 Well, kids, when they're starting to sort of find themselves, when they're starting to establish their own identity, one of the first things they do is immediately try to challenge the way you discipline them and the way you...
00:07:18.000 Like, my daughter loves doing that.
00:07:20.000 I'll say to her, hey, come on, we've got to go do something.
00:07:23.000 She goes, what?!
00:07:24.000 She's like, look at me.
00:07:25.000 What?
00:07:26.000 I'm watching TV. I go, I know you watch TV, but you gotta eat.
00:07:29.000 It's time to eat.
00:07:30.000 No, I wanna watch the show.
00:07:32.000 It's not no, I wanna watch the show.
00:07:34.000 There's no fear.
00:07:35.000 No, we're not negotiating.
00:07:36.000 Yeah, this is just what's gonna happen.
00:07:37.000 The TV's gonna get shut off.
00:07:38.000 Ugh!
00:07:39.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:40.000 You get angry?
00:07:41.000 I stand by.
00:07:42.000 I was not testing authority.
00:07:43.000 I just didn't hear her.
00:07:45.000 You were just beaten.
00:07:46.000 I'm sorry, what?
00:07:47.000 Oh, God!
00:07:48.000 It was entrapment.
00:07:50.000 It was entrapment, yeah.
00:07:51.000 And then it became, every year, the story was told as like the bell holiday stories.
00:07:57.000 God!
00:07:57.000 God, that's so weird that it's fun to beat kids with shoes.
00:08:00.000 It was fun to, well, you know, and I worked out pretty well, I think.
00:08:03.000 Yeah, it came out great.
00:08:04.000 But it didn't happen, here's the thing, it didn't happen every day.
00:08:07.000 It wasn't like the, here's my time to get beat, but it certainly was a thing that I remember, and I'm not going to do that to my daughter.
00:08:14.000 There's no shoe beating happening in my house.
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 Yeah.
00:08:19.000 It's sick when you see, like, I saw the pictures of just his kid's leg that were beat with the switch.
00:08:24.000 It's a sick thing.
00:08:26.000 Yeah.
00:08:26.000 It's like beating a kid is not the way to raise a kid.
00:08:29.000 It's not, yeah.
00:08:30.000 Like, I think there's that as a parent.
00:08:31.000 You know, as a parent, there's times when you do grab your kid.
00:08:34.000 You might grab your kid because you're like, don't touch that or don't do that or you're going to get hurt and I need to get your attention.
00:08:39.000 I mean, my daughter's cool, but if I yell, she gets like, you yelled at me!
00:08:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:44.000 And then I feel bad and I'm like, man, that's...
00:08:46.000 It's a different era, yeah.
00:08:48.000 Yeah, we're raising babies.
00:08:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:08:51.000 Yeah, it's a softer, friendlier world we're getting to.
00:08:54.000 It is, and I just...
00:08:56.000 I like that.
00:08:57.000 I like that aspect of it.
00:08:58.000 I like that we're becoming more aware of the negative impact.
00:09:02.000 I mean, if we didn't learn from the fucked up shit that our parents and grandparents did to us, then we would really be idiots.
00:09:08.000 I mean, that's the whole point.
00:09:10.000 We're evolving.
00:09:11.000 We have to go, they did that, and I'm going to try to do something one better.
00:09:14.000 And I think...
00:09:15.000 Specifically the culture of athletes is that if you're a professional athlete, you've probably been coddled since you were in high school and you've been given a different set of rules to live by so that somebody who grew up with Ray Rice who maybe came out of the neighborhood may not be doing the things he's doing because they work at fucking Walmart and they're not allowed to tell people what the fuck they think all the time and they're not allowed to do those things.
00:09:36.000 But Ray Rice as a professional athlete, as a star, is living by a completely different set of rules.
00:09:40.000 And what happens to a guy like that now?
00:09:42.000 He's kind of fucked.
00:09:45.000 I mean, you know, Michael Vick was supposed to be fucked, too.
00:09:48.000 America likes a comeback.
00:09:50.000 Nobody was more fucked than Mike Tyson was when he was convicted for rape and went to jail, and he seemed to come out of that okay.
00:09:58.000 America likes a comeback.
00:09:59.000 That is true.
00:09:59.000 If he does the things...
00:10:04.000 I always think about Tiger Woods.
00:10:06.000 America hasn't accepted him back.
00:10:08.000 Unfortunately, you can't go to jail for cheating on your wife.
00:10:11.000 If he could have gone to jail, and then people would be like, oh, he was in jail for 18 months, now we'll let him come back.
00:10:18.000 But people are still judging him for what he did.
00:10:20.000 Could you imagine how happy women would be if a guy could go to jail for cheating on his wife?
00:10:24.000 It would be so exciting.
00:10:26.000 There would be blogs written every day where women would be recounting stories from high school asking their boyfriends to be put back in jail.
00:10:34.000 The things that happened a decade ago.
00:10:36.000 The professional victim crusade would be out in full force.
00:10:41.000 No, there's, and so, but you can't, since you can't do that, Tiger was still walking around with his head down, like going, I said I was sorry.
00:10:48.000 I was on an airplane, it was really funny, and there was this guy and his wife, and they were in front of us, and the guy was going over the golf score, and the woman had like a golf visor on, so I guess they probably both played golf.
00:11:02.000 And the guy was going over there and he goes like this.
00:11:04.000 He goes, Tiger blew it in the whatever round.
00:11:08.000 I don't follow her.
00:11:09.000 I don't know how it works.
00:11:09.000 And she goes, of course he did.
00:11:13.000 Of course he did!
00:11:14.000 What the fuck have you done?
00:11:16.000 What have you done, lady?
00:11:18.000 Are you really shitting on Tiger Woods?
00:11:19.000 Are you the greatest golfers the fucking planet has ever known?
00:11:24.000 Tiger, unfortunately, did not go to jail for it, so he can never really recover from it.
00:11:29.000 If his wife had stayed with him, then they would have been like, okay, they worked it out.
00:11:34.000 Because his wife left him, as I understand.
00:11:36.000 When you get to 14, 15 women, you go, I think this isn't working out.
00:11:40.000 But he can't...
00:11:42.000 There's no...
00:11:43.000 There's no thing to do.
00:11:44.000 It's not like even with Kobe where the court case ended.
00:11:47.000 Whether you believe it ended in the right way, it was at least resolved.
00:11:51.000 And Nike's like, okay, we'll fuck with you now.
00:11:53.000 You can come back in the fold.
00:11:55.000 And especially because Tiger is not as good as he was before then, which is really shocking.
00:12:01.000 I feel like it's mental.
00:12:03.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:12:04.000 I mean, I don't know Tiger Woods at all, but I just feel like that thing...
00:12:07.000 I've been that guy where you're like, I fucked up and there's no way to get out of this.
00:12:11.000 I just gotta sit in my juices for a while and hope it passes.
00:12:14.000 Well, also, I don't think either one of us could ever understand what it's like to be, A, that famous, and B, that hated.
00:12:21.000 Yes, yes.
00:12:22.000 And it started when you were 19. Yeah.
00:12:25.000 You know, that's the thing to me about the same professional athletes.
00:12:27.000 You became famous before your brain was full, before your fucking still had a soft spot.
00:12:32.000 You know what I mean?
00:12:32.000 Yeah.
00:12:34.000 You weren't even full grown.
00:12:36.000 You weren't even full grown.
00:12:37.000 Yeah, you didn't even have your man weight on you.
00:12:38.000 You didn't have shoulders yet.
00:12:40.000 You're suddenly one of those famous people on the planet.
00:12:42.000 I understand why on his side, as a kid who was a nerd and went to Stanford and his dad just made him play golf forever, that he was like, I think I'd like to have sex with lots of women.
00:12:52.000 I just never had that chance.
00:12:53.000 And I know I got married and that was probably a dumb idea.
00:12:55.000 But I get that.
00:12:56.000 Yeah.
00:12:57.000 But then you can't...
00:12:58.000 You know, he got caught.
00:13:00.000 Well, there's also, I think...
00:13:02.000 This is just speculation.
00:13:04.000 But I think there's...
00:13:05.000 Oh, yeah.
00:13:05.000 All of this is speculation.
00:13:06.000 I want to be clear about it.
00:13:07.000 Of course.
00:13:07.000 Me as well.
00:13:09.000 There's a thing that goes along with being a great athlete.
00:13:12.000 There's like this conqueror mentality.
00:13:15.000 It's like they can't be beaten.
00:13:17.000 I mean...
00:13:19.000 Muhammad Ali screaming, I'm the greatest of all time!
00:13:22.000 When he did that, everybody loved it.
00:13:25.000 Well, I think half the people loved it and half the people thought we need to draft him into the military and force him to be our bitch.
00:13:33.000 Yeah, true.
00:13:34.000 And I don't mean to try not to say that word, but yes, that's what happened.
00:13:37.000 Yeah, you try not to say bitch?
00:13:39.000 I'm that guy.
00:13:41.000 Don't let them get you, bro.
00:13:42.000 Bitch is okay.
00:13:43.000 It's a female dog.
00:13:45.000 I know, yeah, but it's also a slur for women.
00:13:48.000 But not always.
00:13:49.000 It's a lot of times a slur for men.
00:13:51.000 Well, it's become that.
00:13:53.000 Just like nigger's not always a slur for black people.
00:13:55.000 But it's more often a slur for black people.
00:13:58.000 But you're allowed to call him.
00:13:59.000 If I say Jamie, you nigger, that's like a terrible thing to say.
00:14:02.000 Yeah, I even...
00:14:02.000 Wait, slow down, dude.
00:14:04.000 I got nervous even hearing it come out of my own mouth.
00:14:06.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:14:07.000 But, like, settle down, bitch.
00:14:10.000 Like, that's still fun.
00:14:11.000 I'm not telling you.
00:14:12.000 I'm not telling you.
00:14:13.000 But you, you personally.
00:14:14.000 Yeah, I'm just, this is how I, you know.
00:14:16.000 Wow.
00:14:17.000 They got you.
00:14:18.000 But they maybe already had me.
00:14:22.000 You're not going to go with my past and be like, man, he used to have...
00:14:25.000 He was the bitch guy.
00:14:26.000 Look at the amount of bitches he used for a day.
00:14:28.000 Yeah, and then it's really scaled back.
00:14:30.000 No, it went from three to zero.
00:14:33.000 I say other words.
00:14:34.000 I say nigger a lot.
00:14:35.000 It's just I feel like I can...
00:14:36.000 But I don't say that in a way where I would never...
00:14:39.000 I would only jokingly say to my black friend, what's up my nigga?
00:14:41.000 I wouldn't say that.
00:14:42.000 I don't call him that.
00:14:43.000 I use the word nigga on stage a lot because I'm talking about it.
00:14:46.000 It's not the word police.
00:14:48.000 It's just we all have our own set of rules that we establish.
00:14:51.000 I got so thrown off by your refusal of the word bitch that I forgot what my entire point was going to be.
00:14:57.000 That's my goal.
00:14:59.000 Yeah.
00:15:00.000 We're in the cage.
00:15:01.000 I've got to make sure you're nervous.
00:15:03.000 That's a good move.
00:15:05.000 We were talking about, oh, Muhammad Ali, I'm the greatest of all time, and I was just saying that some people loved it, some people hated it.
00:15:11.000 Yeah, well, no doubt.
00:15:13.000 And the people love that conqueror.
00:15:16.000 Mindset.
00:15:17.000 They love the person who's extremely confident.
00:15:19.000 They love Mike Tyson when he was in his prime.
00:15:24.000 There's something about a guy who's at his best, who thinks he can do whatever the fuck he wants, and then keeps pulling it off.
00:15:31.000 The people love to see him fail, but they also love to see him succeed.
00:15:34.000 But then some people love to hate that guy.
00:15:36.000 Oh, no doubt.
00:15:39.000 It's true of all these guys.
00:15:41.000 The Jon Jones thing.
00:15:43.000 The people also get...
00:15:44.000 Why is he so good?
00:15:46.000 Oh, they hate that.
00:15:47.000 I don't like that he's so good.
00:15:49.000 There's no doubt there's an issue with that.
00:15:52.000 But I speculate on what it's like to be that guy when you are that good at something like golf.
00:15:58.000 Like a guy like Tiger Woods who is...
00:16:01.000 Arguably the greatest golfer of all time, or right up there with him.
00:16:04.000 I mean, for the time when he was on a run...
00:16:06.000 I'm not a golf historian, but as it's been explained to me...
00:16:09.000 Yeah, he had like a 10-year run where it was just like...
00:16:12.000 I think it was unparalleled.
00:16:14.000 Yeah.
00:16:14.000 Where he just...
00:16:15.000 He was going to be competitive every weekend that he played golf.
00:16:19.000 He was always going to make the cut.
00:16:22.000 And golfers, I know enough that there's wild swings.
00:16:24.000 Like a guy who wins one week may not make the cut the next week because it's mostly mental.
00:16:28.000 I mean, it's a lot physical, but it's also you have to hold yourself together and recover.
00:16:31.000 And so there's wild swings in golf, and he had an amazing consistency that even if he didn't win, he was in the top ten.
00:16:38.000 Yeah.
00:16:38.000 And then, all of a sudden, that went away.
00:16:41.000 It's amazing.
00:16:42.000 Because it's mental, I think.
00:16:43.000 Well, like, all sports is mental.
00:16:44.000 Everything is mental.
00:16:44.000 But I think in that, with golf especially, like, if you're not mentally in the thing, you can't do the thing.
00:16:51.000 It's not about your physical gifts.
00:16:52.000 He's still strong.
00:16:53.000 He's still bigger than everybody.
00:16:54.000 He does have physical issues, too, now, though.
00:16:56.000 Doesn't he have back problems and knee problems and stuff?
00:16:59.000 Yeah, he does.
00:17:00.000 He does.
00:17:00.000 But a lot of that stuff...
00:17:01.000 But he's still not too old, too.
00:17:03.000 I mean, you know, Tigers are the age that most golfers are sometimes in their prime.
00:17:07.000 Like, in that, like, sort of...
00:17:08.000 Late 30s, this is when he should be good.
00:17:12.000 He was the first golfer to put muscle on and really work out.
00:17:17.000 Sometimes if you put too much muscle on, you can fuck yourself up eventually.
00:17:21.000 Yeah, well that also fucks up your coordination sometimes.
00:17:24.000 Like with pool players, I play a lot of pool, and pool players, one of the things that happens to them is they lift a lot of weights.
00:17:29.000 If they start lifting weights, they start getting really tense.
00:17:32.000 Pool players lift weights?
00:17:33.000 Yeah.
00:17:34.000 That's a thing?
00:17:35.000 Yeah.
00:17:36.000 Pool players are trying to be more fit because being more fit gives you more energy.
00:17:39.000 You can play longer matches.
00:17:40.000 I understand that.
00:17:41.000 And you can maintain your concentration.
00:17:42.000 I know it seems counterintuitive.
00:17:44.000 I get that you would want to be in good shape, but being buff to play pool seems like that would be counterintuitive.
00:17:49.000 Not even buff, but strong.
00:17:50.000 So that your core and your...
00:17:52.000 A lot of times pool players develop back issues because you're bending over all the time.
00:17:56.000 Absolutely.
00:17:56.000 So, just the idea that you're lifting weights to keep your body strong, but in doing so, sometimes you create all this tension, and then that tension fucks up your feel for where the ball's going.
00:18:06.000 And I would imagine a guy like Tiger started getting pretty buff.
00:18:09.000 You know, there's a lot of that in how you knock a ball around on a golf course as well, right?
00:18:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:18:14.000 Just that delicate touch.
00:18:16.000 Yeah, that it's a lot of fast twitching and a lot of tension and releasing, and yeah.
00:18:21.000 There was a guy named Willie Hoppe.
00:18:22.000 He's like a famous billiards player from the early 1900s.
00:18:26.000 Like one of the all-time greats.
00:18:28.000 And he wouldn't even drive a car.
00:18:30.000 Wouldn't even do anything with his hands until he got to that table.
00:18:33.000 Just didn't touch anything.
00:18:35.000 Just like would eat his food and just no tension at all.
00:18:38.000 He wanted his arms to be delicate and loose.
00:18:40.000 So he had a full control of where the ball was going at all times.
00:18:43.000 I wish I could do that with the comedy.
00:18:45.000 I can't talk.
00:18:46.000 I just got to sit here and be in a...
00:18:48.000 Some people like that, man.
00:18:50.000 Some people rest their voice and shit, and they drink tea with honey and lemon.
00:18:53.000 Before the show, I do like to do a thing where it's like, just don't talk to me for an hour.
00:18:57.000 If it's a big show, I do like to shut it down.
00:19:00.000 I do the opposite.
00:19:01.000 Really?
00:19:01.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:02.000 When it's a big show, I like to talk a lot and have fun.
00:19:04.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:05.000 So that when I go out there, I'm loose and I'm having a good time.
00:19:07.000 Yeah.
00:19:08.000 I guess it depends.
00:19:09.000 Last night I did Largo, and I had the other comics backstage when we were talking.
00:19:12.000 But I think it was because I wanted to do that because there was a lot of industry people out there, and I just didn't want to focus too much on the fact that, like, oh, this is just my career.
00:19:20.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:19:22.000 People paying attention to you and staring at you.
00:19:23.000 What can we do with him?
00:19:25.000 Can we get money to go in his general direction?
00:19:27.000 Can we sign him up for this?
00:19:29.000 Is he a lead?
00:19:30.000 Yes, exactly.
00:19:31.000 Is he the head guy?
00:19:32.000 Is he the friend of the guy?
00:19:34.000 Is he the neighbor, the wacky neighbor that Cosmo Kramers his way into the room?
00:19:38.000 Or is he the feature guy who comes in for six episodes and everybody loves but doesn't want to see him too much?
00:19:42.000 Yeah, it could be that.
00:19:43.000 Yeah, we can't overstate his welcome.
00:19:45.000 You had an awesome show, man.
00:19:47.000 You had a really good show.
00:19:48.000 A groundbreaking show.
00:19:49.000 Thanks, man.
00:19:49.000 That, for some reason, some fucking suits decided they should take it from the very profitable FX and move it to FXXXXX, which nobody even was informed was a real channel.
00:20:02.000 Yeah, it was, you know...
00:20:05.000 I'm better for the show having happened.
00:20:07.000 I certainly feel like the show getting cancelled in such a way made it a better story for people.
00:20:13.000 It's now become like Woodstock.
00:20:14.000 More people claim they were there than were there.
00:20:17.000 I watched it occasionally.
00:20:19.000 We were like, I was there every night.
00:20:21.000 But now people, when it was gone, people got more attention from it being gone.
00:20:26.000 And so I really appreciate that.
00:20:28.000 But yeah, it was a crazy...
00:20:29.000 Well, you, you know, you were known for being a stand-up comic, and then all of a sudden you hear, oh, FX is doing a show with Kamau Bell, and it's being produced by Chris Rock.
00:20:40.000 Yeah.
00:20:41.000 So whenever you say Chris Rock, it's attached to something.
00:20:43.000 Yeah, we all get excited.
00:20:44.000 One of the greatest comedians of all time is producing the show.
00:20:46.000 This fucking show's got to be fantastic.
00:20:48.000 Absolutely.
00:20:48.000 And what you did, I thought, that was really unique is you tackled some pretty interesting subjects and some things you never see discussed, like rape jokes.
00:20:56.000 I mean, you had that thing with Lindy West, is that her name?
00:20:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:59.000 And Jim Norton.
00:21:00.000 Is that his name?
00:21:01.000 Yeah.
00:21:01.000 Yeah.
00:21:01.000 I'm just kidding.
00:21:02.000 I just didn't want to fuck her name.
00:21:03.000 No, I appreciate it.
00:21:04.000 And...
00:21:05.000 You guys got into some complex subject matter for television.
00:21:10.000 Yeah, for late night television.
00:21:12.000 Yeah, which is just...
00:21:13.000 I mean, usually it's like, my new song is all about love.
00:21:16.000 I never wanted a late night talk show.
00:21:18.000 It just ended up being that was the format that they called it.
00:21:21.000 Like, I just wanted a show.
00:21:22.000 Right.
00:21:23.000 And they said it comes on after 11. I'm like, can it come on at 8?
00:21:26.000 What?
00:21:28.000 But there's that thing, if there's a person who's standing on a stage talking to an audience about the world, then it's a late night talk show.
00:21:35.000 And I was always sort of rebelling against that format and trying to make it just a show that I would want to watch.
00:21:40.000 Yeah.
00:21:41.000 Well, I think you did a good job at doing that.
00:21:43.000 When a show is on a network, there's always going to be a bunch of people that are also trying to change the direction of it.
00:21:51.000 Like, you got...
00:21:52.000 Your ideas, and then you got your producer's ideas, which add, hopefully, to your ideas.
00:21:57.000 The director's ideas, which add, and then you got executives.
00:22:01.000 You got a lot of fucking cooks in the kitchen.
00:22:03.000 Yes, you absolutely do.
00:22:04.000 And coming from the world of stand-up, and also the world of doing the solo show that got me the thing, I had friends helping me, and I had people who helped me, but it was ultimately, it was my words were the thing that were coming out of my mouth, and my ideas.
00:22:16.000 People could say, you should do this.
00:22:18.000 And I'd be like, oh, think about it.
00:22:19.000 But when you're in that meat grinder environment, especially when it became daily, there's so many people who are sort of yelling things at you.
00:22:26.000 And at some point, if you can't top their idea, you sort of go, I guess we'll do that.
00:22:31.000 Or if somebody goes, like I just said this yesterday, somebody will be like, oh, you know what?
00:22:36.000 I was thinking we could do a cold open.
00:22:37.000 Well, I don't really want to do a cold open because that's just not the kind of show I want.
00:22:40.000 Well, I think if we have a big guest on, we'll do the cold open.
00:22:42.000 Well, I don't really want to do that.
00:22:43.000 Well, I asked the guest.
00:22:44.000 He wants to do it.
00:22:46.000 Okay, I guess we'll do it.
00:22:47.000 And then the guest shows up and you go, we're doing this cold open.
00:22:49.000 He's like, I don't want to do it.
00:22:50.000 And you go, oh, but we already bought the whipped cream.
00:22:52.000 And suddenly in this position of like, why are we doing this?
00:22:59.000 There's this machine of television and this machine that suddenly you're just...
00:23:03.000 It was like a meat grinder and either I was putting the meat in the grinder or I was the meat for the grinder.
00:23:09.000 And in that format when it was daily, a lot of days I was the meat.
00:23:12.000 I think it gets to a point where you're like a Jon Stewart type dude where you get to decide what goes in the grinder.
00:23:18.000 Yeah, and I think that Stuart, I read a lot of stuff about him.
00:23:21.000 It took him two and a half years to get The Daily Show.
00:23:23.000 When we think of The Daily Show, we're really thinking about the last ten years of The Daily Show.
00:23:27.000 We're not thinking about when he first got there and took over from Craig Kilbourne.
00:23:30.000 And it was sort of a wacky afternoon parody show, a news event show.
00:23:35.000 Yeah, it was more of a pop culture type thing, almost.
00:23:38.000 It was like a parody of those, they don't really do these anymore, but those afternoon shows that you see...
00:23:44.000 Evening Magazine, like those things from like the 80s.
00:23:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:23:47.000 Where it's like, we went to the Flora show and found this new Flora's, too.
00:23:51.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:23:51.000 And John took it a more political direction.
00:23:53.000 But he had to, from everything I read, Comedy Central didn't want it.
00:23:56.000 But he was in a position where he wasn't being told he was the face of the network.
00:24:01.000 And that all the pressure was on him.
00:24:03.000 Because he had South Park and he had all the other stuff on Comedy Central, whereas on FX... On FXX, they had one night of original programming that included me when it was like The League or It's Always Sunny or Jim Jefferies.
00:24:15.000 Every other night, it would be like somebody would be at home watching a Mad About You rerun and enjoying it.
00:24:20.000 And then suddenly a black guy would come on screaming about the events of the day.
00:24:23.000 And I'd get that and be like, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:24:25.000 No, no, no.
00:24:26.000 I was enjoying Paul Reiser from the 90s.
00:24:29.000 A black guy.
00:24:30.000 A black guy.
00:24:30.000 You just said that, like, in a way.
00:24:33.000 Is that something you were acutely aware of, like, how they were programming it?
00:24:38.000 I just think I'm aware of the audience.
00:24:40.000 If you're watching a Mad About You rerun, and I'm not in any way insulting Mad About You, but I'm saying if you're like...
00:24:45.000 I'll insult it.
00:24:45.000 Okay, that's fine.
00:24:46.000 I just don't...
00:24:46.000 Shit's bad for America.
00:24:49.000 Good for Paul Rogers.
00:24:50.000 I just don't have any opinion.
00:24:52.000 That's your thing.
00:24:53.000 If you're watching a rerun of some sitcom from the 90s and you're enjoying it, which you can, and then suddenly I come on screen and I'm basically the opposite of that.
00:25:02.000 I'm a guy who's talking about right now.
00:25:04.000 I'm not talking about what happened in the 90s.
00:25:05.000 And I'm a black guy and you're just watching a bunch of white people on the Upper West Side of Manhattan talk about, well, how are we going to get to the coffee shop if we don't bob it up?
00:25:13.000 And then I come on there talking about homophobia.
00:25:16.000 It's a hard transition, whereas if there's a network that's programmed where I'm a part of the package, then things will segue one into the other.
00:25:25.000 Well, yeah, not only a guy that's a polar opposite of the 90s, a current guy, but a progressive black guy.
00:25:32.000 Yeah.
00:25:33.000 Who's intelligent, who's talking about some controversial...
00:25:36.000 And it becomes hard to box.
00:25:38.000 It's not like I'm doing, oh, this is what I expect black guys to do.
00:25:41.000 Right.
00:25:42.000 And I'm doing things where I'm being vulnerable or also talking about issues that I don't know anything about and I'm trying to learn about them.
00:25:47.000 Yeah.
00:25:48.000 Yeah, that's huge.
00:25:49.000 And that I thought was an interesting approach of your show that you don't really see too much when it comes to controversial issues.
00:25:55.000 Like a guy who instead of pretending to be the expert in everything, the voice of reason, you kind of laid back and asked questions and tried to piece it together on the spot.
00:26:06.000 The Man on the Street stuff we did was always the stuff people responded to the best, in addition to the debates we did.
00:26:12.000 But when I would go in the street and talk to people, and we would make comedy out of what we were talking about, whether we agreed or not, just out of me talking to them about whatever the issues were.
00:26:21.000 And that stuff, I always felt like my comedy, it doesn't work if I pretend to be the smartest guy in the room.
00:26:28.000 Right.
00:26:28.000 People say I'm smart, which sometimes when people say that, they go, you're smart.
00:26:31.000 And they sort of do it.
00:26:32.000 And shake your head, like, I didn't expect that.
00:26:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:35.000 Or also industry, like, we don't know what to do with that.
00:26:37.000 Yeah.
00:26:38.000 But...
00:26:38.000 So I will take that.
00:26:39.000 I certainly like to read and know stuff like you do, but I'm not the smartest of my friends.
00:26:44.000 I'm the funny one of my friends.
00:26:45.000 You know what I mean?
00:26:46.000 I'm the one who they're like, oh, Kamal, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:26:48.000 Here, read this.
00:26:49.000 And so that's the place that it works best for me, not to go on TV and be like, let me explain.
00:26:54.000 Unless I'm talking about something about being black in America, then I feel like, oh, I've got some research.
00:26:58.000 I've done some research.
00:27:00.000 I've done quite a bit of reading.
00:27:01.000 Or being a comic or anything that you're an expert in.
00:27:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:03.000 There's areas where I feel like I will hold my opinion, but for a lot of stuff, we don't have to know everything all the time.
00:27:09.000 When I watched your show, the first thing I thought, besides that this is a really good show and really unique, is that you should be on the internet.
00:27:15.000 I'm like, why doesn't he just do this fucking show on the internet where he could be himself 100%?
00:27:19.000 Yeah.
00:27:20.000 Because you can get numbers on the internet that are just as big as any number you got on FX, XX, XX. Yeah, definitely the numbers we got.
00:27:28.000 I think it was called Historically Low.
00:27:29.000 We're good.
00:27:31.000 I think I can do that on the internet.
00:27:33.000 But it seems like you developed a following.
00:27:37.000 There's a lot of positive reactions to what you were doing.
00:27:42.000 And it seems like you could carry that onto the internet smoothly and it would just take off like wildfire.
00:27:47.000 Well, right now, there's a lot of things that happened when the show got canceled.
00:27:52.000 So me and my wife and my daughter moved to New York for the show.
00:27:55.000 We'd never lived in New York, never thought about living in New York.
00:27:57.000 My wife was born and raised in Monterey, California.
00:27:59.000 Doesn't want to be out of Northern California.
00:28:01.000 So we moved, and I lived there, so we moved to the show.
00:28:03.000 So then the show got canceled, and then there was this period of like, I don't know, what do you call it, crippling depression?
00:28:08.000 Like, where you're just like, what happens next?
00:28:09.000 What do I do?
00:28:10.000 Do we stay here?
00:28:11.000 Do we leave?
00:28:12.000 And then my wife got pregnant.
00:28:13.000 She's pregnant with our second kid.
00:28:14.000 Congratulations.
00:28:15.000 Yeah, thank you.
00:28:15.000 Yeah, and so it was this thing about like, well, okay, now what do we do?
00:28:18.000 Are we going to raise a kid?
00:28:20.000 Like, are we going to have a baby in New York?
00:28:21.000 And that just sounded like a reality show I didn't want to watch.
00:28:23.000 Like, you know?
00:28:24.000 Can these couple have a baby?
00:28:26.000 No, we can't.
00:28:27.000 Not in Manhattan.
00:28:28.000 And so, we just moved back to the Bay, like, six weeks ago.
00:28:32.000 And everything in my life has been like, okay.
00:28:35.000 Like, I just feel like I can breathe again.
00:28:36.000 What do you like more about San Francisco than New York?
00:28:40.000 I think New York is the greatest city in the world.
00:28:43.000 I'm not trying to...
00:28:43.000 I think it is, but it's also a hard city to live in.
00:28:46.000 I feel like if you're from there, born and raised, you can do it.
00:28:49.000 Or if you move there and have the means to live the life you want, or you're 22. But I'm not any of those things at this point.
00:28:57.000 The Bay, you get all the good stuff that New York has.
00:29:00.000 All the culture, all the ideas, all the diversity.
00:29:03.000 But there's just more wide open space.
00:29:05.000 And there's more conversation.
00:29:09.000 It feels like it's an area where people move there to be curious.
00:29:14.000 You know what I mean?
00:29:15.000 They move there to be like, I'm going to see if I can turn my.com idea into a...
00:29:19.000 Or people go, I'm going to go there to be gay as I want to be and find out if I can be too gay.
00:29:24.000 They also go, this is a $4 million house?
00:29:27.000 Well, yeah, we live in Berkeley.
00:29:28.000 What the fuck?
00:29:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:31.000 I lived in San Francisco and moved back, and my joke is that San Francisco was like, now you live in Berkeley.
00:29:37.000 I can't live in San Francisco anymore.
00:29:40.000 Nobody can.
00:29:41.000 No, the city is only 7x7.
00:29:43.000 People don't realize that.
00:29:44.000 It's tiny.
00:29:44.000 And at some point, I think Gavin Newsom, the mayor, realized, wait, this could all be high-end real estate.
00:29:49.000 The entire city could be high-end real estate.
00:29:51.000 That's kind of what it is now.
00:29:52.000 Yeah, so it's become a thing where unless you live there for 40 years and own your property, old people are being kicked out of apartments they've lived in for their entire lives because landlords are turning their buildings into condos, and it's really a big deal there.
00:30:07.000 I lived in San Francisco during the Vietnam War.
00:30:10.000 I lived in San Francisco when I was a little kid.
00:30:11.000 Oh, that's the way you said that.
00:30:12.000 It felt like you were in the Vietnam War.
00:30:14.000 I was in Nam.
00:30:15.000 Yeah, that's a funny way.
00:30:17.000 Not I lived there in 72. I lived there during the Vietnam War.
00:30:20.000 I was an objector, consciousness objector, as a four-year-old.
00:30:23.000 I was seven.
00:30:24.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:25.000 I knew better.
00:30:26.000 Yeah.
00:30:27.000 But it shaped the way I look at the world.
00:30:30.000 Very much so.
00:30:32.000 It's too open sometimes.
00:30:34.000 I think people, like, San Francisco gets so liberal it gets conservative.
00:30:37.000 They get very tunnel vision in their liberalness.
00:30:40.000 But I think, for me, I've learned to understand that.
00:30:43.000 And that's a part of why I think my act developed the way it is.
00:30:45.000 I've learned to fuck with that.
00:30:46.000 Yeah.
00:30:47.000 So I don't, it's not perfect, but it just, it just feels like you can breathe out there and you still get all the stuff.
00:30:51.000 Like you don't, you're not missing any of the concerts or any of the movies or any of the food of New York.
00:30:56.000 Right.
00:30:56.000 But you get to like, you get to, everything's not 400 feet tall.
00:31:00.000 That is an interesting thing though, isn't it?
00:31:02.000 How like you can get so liberal that it almost becomes conservative because you become so dogmatic in your idea.
00:31:09.000 Because liberals get very focused on their version of liberalism.
00:31:11.000 Yes, and they're aggressive about it.
00:31:13.000 Yes, yeah.
00:31:13.000 You know, that's a big thing about it is it's not about kindness and love and understanding so much as about pushing their idea what kindness, love, and understanding should be.
00:31:23.000 And if you disagree, you're a fucking male pig, patriarch, asshole, white privilege, piece of shit, dying of fire.
00:31:30.000 You know, it gets pretty aggressive.
00:31:32.000 I agree with the white privilege part.
00:31:34.000 Yeah, I do too.
00:31:35.000 No, but I think people don't realize, and that's what the show was trying to do, that people get caught up in like, I'm a, for example, my friends, I have militant black friends who are like, militant black is the thing, and they sort of ignore the gay rights side of it, and suddenly somebody starts talking about gay rights,
00:31:51.000 like, no, that's not important.
00:31:53.000 It's militancy, black militancy.
00:31:54.000 And then there's gay people who are like, no, no, no, immigration's not important.
00:31:57.000 And so people get caught in their lane.
00:32:00.000 And the show and my life is about, all of us on the right side of the issues need to get in the same hot tub together and figure it out.
00:32:07.000 We need to sort of talk.
00:32:09.000 We're all on the right side.
00:32:10.000 You had me up into a hot tub.
00:32:12.000 That could be a problem.
00:32:14.000 Depends on what gay dudes and what militants are in there.
00:32:18.000 You could have a fucking brawl in a hot tub.
00:32:20.000 Who has a brawl in a hot tub?
00:32:22.000 It can happen.
00:32:22.000 Have you ever seen a brawl in a hot tub?
00:32:24.000 I never saw a fucking guy knock a girl out in an elevator before the Ray Rice video, but apparently it's possible.
00:32:29.000 I'm sure there's lots of footage of people getting knocked out in elevators, but I think hot tub brawl...
00:32:33.000 I've never seen it.
00:32:33.000 Somebody Google hot tub brawl and see what comes up.
00:32:35.000 There's a very famous story about a guy, I don't know if you heard this one, a few years ago.
00:32:40.000 He was a newscaster, and...
00:32:46.000 We're good to go.
00:33:14.000 Messed out, doing pills, with a blue guy next to him with a belt around his neck.
00:33:19.000 Oh, wow.
00:33:20.000 But again, not a fight.
00:33:22.000 Not a fight.
00:33:22.000 Allegedly.
00:33:23.000 They were all in it together.
00:33:25.000 Muskegon hot tub brawl leads to arrest, assault charge.
00:33:28.000 But that's Michigan, man.
00:33:30.000 They fight over everything.
00:33:30.000 Those are crazy white people.
00:33:32.000 That's a different kind of human being.
00:33:33.000 I love that you googled hot tub brawl and found something.
00:33:36.000 Yeah, it's out there, bro.
00:33:38.000 Everything's out there.
00:33:39.000 I said that because I wanted to see it.
00:33:41.000 Ta-da!
00:33:42.000 I knew it was coming.
00:33:43.000 It's probably a style of fighting.
00:33:47.000 It'll be the next UFC hot tub brawling.
00:33:49.000 Yeah, people use techniques.
00:33:51.000 You've got to push off the back of the tub.
00:33:52.000 It's very important.
00:33:54.000 The pH balance of the water makes a big difference.
00:33:56.000 Don't get it in your mouth.
00:33:58.000 It'll affect your breathing.
00:34:00.000 There's a lot going on with hot tub brawling.
00:34:02.000 Hot tub brawling.
00:34:03.000 It's funny, one of my favorite things about San Francisco, and just favorite things I ever saw in San Francisco was, so, gay community, crystal meth has been a problem in the gay community.
00:34:14.000 Or an awesome thing.
00:34:16.000 Yeah, depends how it's worked out for you.
00:34:18.000 When you take it.
00:34:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:19.000 Depends.
00:34:20.000 Somebody out there is having the Keith Richards version of it, like, crystal meth is working for me!
00:34:24.000 You know, somebody out there.
00:34:26.000 It can't be bad for everybody, otherwise they'd stop selling it.
00:34:30.000 Is that really how it works?
00:34:31.000 Yes!
00:34:31.000 Is that why McDonald's is open?
00:34:33.000 Because some people are eating it and feeling...
00:34:34.000 I had a fucking Egg McMuffin this morning.
00:34:36.000 It was delicious.
00:34:37.000 You're going to have one tonight?
00:34:38.000 No!
00:34:39.000 You're going to have one tomorrow?
00:34:40.000 That's the key.
00:34:40.000 Egg McMuffins, unlike crystal meth, do not require you to continue using them all day to maintain a state of normalcy.
00:34:50.000 Maybe.
00:34:50.000 I think McDonald's would like you to use them every day.
00:34:52.000 I'm sure they would, but they'd stop selling them after 10.30 a.m.
00:34:55.000 just to keep people from becoming junkies.
00:34:56.000 They understand.
00:34:57.000 That's right.
00:34:58.000 You can't get the Egg McMuffin after 10.30 because we don't want to cause a problem in America.
00:35:02.000 Yeah, it could be.
00:35:03.000 There was a billboard in San Francisco on the bus shelter in the gay neighborhood where I used to take the bus from there.
00:35:21.000 It's like you're standing over his shoulder and he's doing this.
00:35:26.000 And it was implying that he was getting fucked in the ass and didn't know it because he was on crystal meth.
00:35:31.000 What?
00:35:31.000 It was like, he's got this horrified look on his face, and he's got his shirt off, and it's from the perspective of like, oh, some guy is fucking him in the ass.
00:35:41.000 So he's waking up?
00:35:42.000 Yeah, in the middle of the crystal meth haze, he realizes, oh my god, I'm getting fucked up.
00:35:45.000 I'm making poor choices!
00:35:47.000 Exactly, and it was like a thing at the bus shelter right next to the Safeway, and I was just like, I love this city.
00:35:53.000 What a ridiculous ad, though.
00:35:56.000 Who fucking greenlit that?
00:35:57.000 It got my attention.
00:35:58.000 I haven't done Crystal since, or before.
00:36:01.000 Good for you.
00:36:02.000 I'm glad you learned from wacky ads like that.
00:36:05.000 Yeah, I know.
00:36:05.000 Sounds like a bad scene.
00:36:06.000 Yes, I think San Francisco is like, if not the smartest, one of the smartest towns in the world.
00:36:12.000 I mean, I think it gets a lot of credit for that, and I think that it can be, but I also think that if you, like, the comedy crowds get attention for being smart, I think that can be true, but it's also, you can also walk into a San Francisco club and be like, where did these people come from?
00:36:25.000 You know what I mean?
00:36:26.000 Tourists.
00:36:26.000 Tourists, but there's also just a lot of, like, you know, I don't want to try, bridge and tunnel.
00:36:30.000 There's a lot of, like, people coming into San Francisco.
00:36:32.000 Stockton crowds.
00:36:33.000 The original San Francisco people who live there are just people.
00:36:35.000 Right.
00:36:36.000 You will go to neighborhoods in San Francisco where you're like, these people don't know it's the gayest city on earth.
00:36:40.000 This dude's a plumber.
00:36:41.000 He doesn't know that this is the most progressive city on the planet.
00:36:44.000 Do you think that this whole, what would you call it, gentrification?
00:36:49.000 Is that what they call it?
00:36:50.000 I would call it that, yeah.
00:36:50.000 These people buy up the real estate and it's going through the roof.
00:36:53.000 Where they create neighborhoods where neighborhoods weren't before or should have been and they didn't want to make a neighborhood.
00:36:58.000 What can they do to stop that?
00:37:00.000 I mean, almost nothing.
00:37:01.000 The amount of money, the wealth that's in San Francisco.
00:37:04.000 The concentrated wealth makes it...
00:37:06.000 I mean, unless we want to storm the streets and get all, like, Ukraine in there, the concentrated wealth makes it damn near impossible.
00:37:12.000 Because the first, not the first wave, but when I moved to San Francisco in the 90s, there was the dot-com, the first dot-com bubble, and they tried to gentrify the mission.
00:37:19.000 And back then, what they were doing was tearing down stuff and building new things.
00:37:24.000 The neighborhood flexed on them and said, and the mission's a historically Latino neighborhood, and the neighborhood flexed and said, no, you can't do this.
00:37:29.000 And I don't know how they did it, but they stopped them.
00:37:30.000 But now, the money is so much bigger, and the bubble didn't burst, and it's Google money, And Facebook money, which is going to last for the end of time, time being 10 years from now, but that the money's so concentrated that, and they're now being sneaky about how they gentrify.
00:37:46.000 They don't tear the buildings down.
00:37:47.000 They make the buildings look like they're the same buildings.
00:37:49.000 They just redo the inside.
00:37:50.000 Yeah.
00:37:50.000 So it becomes invisible.
00:37:51.000 So you just go, you just suddenly, you don't know that the neighbor's gentrified, but then you go, man, there sure are a lot more wine bars around here than there used to be, but they don't look like that from the outside.
00:37:59.000 Yeah.
00:38:00.000 Yeah, and you go into them and they're just unbelievably renovated.
00:38:03.000 Like, whoa, what the fuck did you guys do?
00:38:05.000 But they've kept the outsides in such a way that it's more invisible.
00:38:09.000 But yeah, there's the Google bus in San Francisco.
00:38:11.000 All the Googleites used to live in Mountain View down by Palo Alto.
00:38:16.000 But then Google just did this thing that's become very controversial.
00:38:19.000 They have a free bus that will take you from certain San Francisco neighborhoods straight to Google.
00:38:23.000 So that the 25-year-old people who work at Google can live in the cool hip city, but then get to work for free.
00:38:31.000 But what that does is that every stop on the Google bus line, it changes the neighborhood.
00:38:37.000 Because people want to live next to the Google bus line, and so then suddenly neighborhoods that, like it would have been a poor neighborhood or a struggling neighborhood, people are buying the property there and renovating things and then pushing the other people out of the neighborhood.
00:38:48.000 So in a sense, the Google bus, which is good, because it keeps cars off the highway, and it also helps Google out because people get on the bus and start working right away.
00:38:56.000 So when people go, it's great, we have free Wi-Fi!
00:38:58.000 No, that's so you can work...
00:39:00.000 So it takes cars off the road.
00:39:01.000 It keeps people from living in places they don't want to live, but it changes the neighborhood and kicks people out of the neighborhood.
00:39:07.000 It's a very super controversial thing that San Francisco is dealing with right now.
00:39:11.000 San Francisco's wealth, for people who don't know, is in this weird, stupid category that doesn't even make any sense.
00:39:17.000 I have some friends that live in Atherton, and they rent a house there, but the house is worth $15 million.
00:39:25.000 And it's not worth $15 million.
00:39:27.000 It's just not.
00:39:28.000 You don't walk in and go, this is a $15 million house.
00:39:31.000 Dude, you don't even walk in and go, this is a $1 million house.
00:39:34.000 It's just a house.
00:39:35.000 It's a fucking normal...
00:39:36.000 I mean, yes, it's worth...
00:39:37.000 If I had to guess, like if you put it in a decent neighborhood in, you know, Studio City, it's a $2 million house.
00:39:44.000 It's a very nice house.
00:39:45.000 But it's $15 fucking million!
00:39:47.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:39:49.000 And I'm walking around and I'm like, how is this house worth $15 million?
00:39:52.000 This doesn't make any sense to me.
00:39:54.000 It's got a normal backyard.
00:39:56.000 It doesn't have a view of the fucking continental divide.
00:40:00.000 It doesn't have a wiffle ball stadium.
00:40:01.000 No, it's crazy.
00:40:02.000 It's crazy.
00:40:03.000 The money there is so over the top.
00:40:05.000 The concentrated wealth artificially inflates the values of everything around it, which means people who've lived there forever suddenly are being told, you can't live here anymore.
00:40:12.000 They can't afford it.
00:40:13.000 You would have to have...
00:40:14.000 Look, $15 million is like, what is the fucking mortgage on something like that?
00:40:17.000 Yeah, you can't...
00:40:18.000 Yeah, it's like that empty...
00:40:19.000 It's like $100,000 a month or something.
00:40:21.000 How much money do you have to have to keep a $15 million house?
00:40:23.000 I think the mortgage would be probably close to $100,000 a month.
00:40:27.000 So that's $1,200,000 a fucking year!
00:40:30.000 Yeah.
00:40:31.000 Mortgage!
00:40:31.000 Yes, yes.
00:40:32.000 That's insane!
00:40:33.000 And you haven't...
00:40:34.000 What if the sink breaks?
00:40:35.000 You know, there's all the...
00:40:36.000 You know, you can't...
00:40:38.000 Or the earth moves.
00:40:39.000 Or the earth moves, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:41.000 That's a big one.
00:40:41.000 And all the insurance, because your house is built on a fault line.
00:40:45.000 Oh.
00:40:45.000 You know, so, yeah, then it has completely...
00:40:48.000 It sucks, but there's no...
00:40:50.000 It's capitalism.
00:40:51.000 You know, capitalism unchecked is not necessarily the best thing.
00:40:55.000 You know?
00:40:55.000 Well, what's the option, though?
00:40:57.000 If you say capitalism unchecked, Capitalism, I feel like, unless you sort of go, hey, maybe we should keep an area for people who've lived here.
00:41:08.000 We shouldn't allow people to get kicked out of their houses.
00:41:10.000 Old people should never be kicked out of their houses if they're paying the rent that they agreed to pay when they moved in 800 years ago.
00:41:16.000 That's the things that have to be...
00:41:18.000 People should be allowed to buy whatever property they want to buy that's for sale, but it's also a thing where you shouldn't make it easier on those people and harder on the people who actually don't have the ability to go live somewhere else.
00:41:28.000 Yeah, it gets really tricky when they run out of places they can go to, too.
00:41:32.000 Especially if you have a rent control type situation, if they boot you out of that, good fucking luck finding a place for $800 a month.
00:41:39.000 And if you're an old person, your family may not live in the area, and suddenly you're moving all your shit?
00:41:49.000 Who wants to do that?
00:41:51.000 My mom lives in Bloomington, Indiana.
00:41:52.000 She pays $600 a month, I think, for a two-bedroom townhouse.
00:41:57.000 Wow.
00:41:58.000 Yeah, and it's not nice, but for $600 a month, it's nice!
00:42:03.000 And I think about that, and there's no way anywhere in the Bay Area that she could ever...
00:42:07.000 We talk about her moving out there, and I'm like, I'm not making that FX money anymore.
00:42:11.000 We have to figure out, I've got to get something else going before we can move you out here, because you're not going to find anything for $600 a month.
00:42:16.000 Berkeley's nice, though.
00:42:17.000 I like Berkeley.
00:42:18.000 It's real calm.
00:42:19.000 It's an interesting sort of environment.
00:42:21.000 It's a super lefty, very hippie environment, but...
00:42:24.000 It's also very sort of young and a little bit gutterpunk, too.
00:42:30.000 It's funny, if you go down by the downtown Berkeley BART station, it is very gutterpunk and sort of kid-spare-changing.
00:42:36.000 It's a place that those people hang out.
00:42:40.000 And I was down there with my daughter pushing the stroller, and I felt like the weirdo.
00:42:43.000 The guy pushing the baby stroller, like, where'd that guy get a baby from?
00:42:47.000 Oh, that's weird.
00:42:48.000 Is he selling it?
00:42:49.000 I'm the weirdo.
00:42:50.000 You guys are on the streets.
00:42:52.000 Well, San Francisco and the Bay Area itself is so accepting of homeless people.
00:42:59.000 It's weird.
00:42:59.000 It's so much fun.
00:43:00.000 I forgot how many...
00:43:01.000 Living in New York for two years...
00:43:03.000 People think New York has a homeless problem.
00:43:05.000 It's like, no, you guys have about 12 dudes.
00:43:07.000 I met them all while I was there.
00:43:09.000 They're all very nice, but like San Francisco, it's thick with it, the Bay Area, because it's temperate, and we have social services for those people, and that is a good thing.
00:43:18.000 And I lived in a neighborhood where I knew all the homeless people, and they were all pretty cool.
00:43:22.000 There was rarely a time when I had a problem with it, you know?
00:43:25.000 And they just do their thing.
00:43:27.000 And you know what's also great, the hidden benefit of homeless people?
00:43:30.000 In San Francisco, there's a culture, if you walk out of a restaurant and you have leftovers, and you don't want to eat them, you just put them on a trash can, and you blink, and they're gone.
00:43:37.000 Right, right.
00:43:38.000 And you feel like you did something.
00:43:40.000 Yeah.
00:43:40.000 I'm a good person.
00:43:41.000 Whereas it's not that culture.
00:43:43.000 I'm glad to be back in that culture.
00:43:44.000 You feel like, I've done a good thing.
00:43:46.000 I'm a charitable individual because I didn't finish my spaghetti.
00:43:49.000 That's funny.
00:43:50.000 Do you think that, well, I think the real issue is a lot of these people are like, they have mental issues.
00:43:57.000 Yes.
00:43:58.000 And the mental health care in this country just doesn't, it's not up to snuff.
00:44:03.000 I mean, these people are just not being taken care of the way a culture should probably look after its citizens.
00:44:09.000 Well, yeah, and I think, I don't know for sure, but from what I heard in the Bay Area, when Reagan was governor, he opened up the doors in the hospital.
00:44:16.000 It wasn't just when he was governor, when he was president.
00:44:18.000 When he became president, he changed what the requirements are.
00:44:22.000 And said, oh, you guys could feed yourself?
00:44:24.000 You could put a fork to your mouth?
00:44:25.000 Oh, yeah.
00:44:25.000 Get the fuck out of here.
00:44:26.000 Oh, yeah, you're free.
00:44:28.000 Mental health issues are serious.
00:44:31.000 And forget homeless people.
00:44:32.000 America's probably number one issue is mental health issues.
00:44:36.000 To take it back to the football player thing, the NFL Rookie Symposium should involve sitting down with a therapist and talking about, okay, you're about to make a lot of money and you've had everything in your life, but let's try to figure out what in your past is going to lead you to make bad decisions in the future.
00:44:50.000 That's all well and good, but the reality is you're never going to be able to change anybody out of a fucking conversation.
00:44:56.000 The reality of being a guy who's poor to being a guy who's a fucking NFL superstar making millions of dollars.
00:45:02.000 Boy, what a transition.
00:45:03.000 I don't mean one conversation.
00:45:05.000 Constant.
00:45:06.000 I actually feel like every black person in America, I'll take those reparations.
00:45:11.000 Free therapy.
00:45:12.000 Just give every black person in America a free therapy session once a week for the rest of their life.
00:45:18.000 It will change America.
00:45:20.000 White people need therapy, too.
00:45:21.000 Yeah, I know, but I can't speak for you people.
00:45:23.000 I'm just speaking for you.
00:45:24.000 Wow, how dare you?
00:45:26.000 You people.
00:45:26.000 Now it's you people.
00:45:27.000 Yeah, that's how it works.
00:45:29.000 I'm married to one of you people, so I can say that.
00:45:31.000 Good for you.
00:45:32.000 Thank God someone's doing it.
00:45:34.000 I think also...
00:45:36.000 The real problem with NFL players, the unaddressed problem of mental health, is also the fucking concussions.
00:45:42.000 Yeah.
00:45:42.000 You know, one thing about concussions is it creates depression, and it makes guys way more susceptible to being impulsive, violence.
00:45:50.000 And also, you're so used to a violent world.
00:45:54.000 A world of constant collisions and explosions and pushing people off you.
00:45:59.000 Screaming at people on the line.
00:46:02.000 That world, it's difficult to transition between that world and the calm world of domestic living.
00:46:09.000 And I think that's true.
00:46:10.000 Sometimes when people say that, they make it sound like that's an excuse for domestic abuse.
00:46:15.000 That like, well, these are violent men in a violent game.
00:46:18.000 And I feel like, yeah, that's true, but they still have to be human beings outside of that.
00:46:22.000 And I don't know the challenge of that.
00:46:24.000 I'm not saying it's easy, but I certainly feel like we have to, you still have to walk around in society, you know?
00:46:29.000 Unless, what, do we just house NFL players on a separate property?
00:46:32.000 Yeah.
00:46:33.000 And to sort of keep them away from general population?
00:46:36.000 I think it's something that the people that are involved in the sport, from high school to college coaches to everyone, it's something that's not addressed, but it's one of the most difficult aspects of competitive athletic sports, combat sports as it were.
00:46:50.000 I consider football a combat sport.
00:46:52.000 Absolutely.
00:46:53.000 You know what I mean?
00:46:53.000 These guys are fucking running at each other full clip.
00:46:56.000 If that's not combat, what the fuck is it?
00:46:57.000 No, it absolutely is.
00:46:58.000 Yeah, so I think that just the realities of dealing with being a combat athlete or any sort of explosive athlete, you're dealing with physical contact on a regular basis, call it whatever you want.
00:47:11.000 It's hard to be a functional member of a calm, staid, normal society on top of doing that at the same time.
00:47:19.000 Yeah, and just especially like you're saying, To me, I always think about the fact that these guys, again, it's like the professional athletes have been since high school, now since 7th or 8th grade, been sort of, the rules have been changed for them.
00:47:30.000 And they've been coddled, and you don't have to go to class.
00:47:33.000 Athlete privilege.
00:47:33.000 Yeah, exactly!
00:47:35.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:36.000 You don't have to go to class.
00:47:37.000 You don't have to do these things.
00:47:39.000 And so sometimes they don't get the life skills that a regular person would get because they've been sort of segregated from regular society.
00:47:46.000 Can you give somebody a million dollars and tell them that they're the best?
00:47:48.000 It's the same thing.
00:47:49.000 I feel the same way about comedy.
00:47:50.000 Sometimes I come off stage after a good set and I feel like I am the best thing this world has ever seen.
00:47:56.000 Well, that's definitely an issue with sitcom stars.
00:47:59.000 That's a big issue, man.
00:48:00.000 I've been around people that run their own shows.
00:48:03.000 They have their own sitcom.
00:48:04.000 They're yelling at the producer and yelling at the other actors and yelling at everyone.
00:48:09.000 There's a hundred stories of Roseanne when she was running the Roseanne show.
00:48:13.000 Brett Butler when she was on Grace Under Fire.
00:48:15.000 You can go on and on and on.
00:48:18.000 There's a million different...
00:48:20.000 Stories that have to do with people that become the star of a show.
00:48:23.000 It's the Kamau Bell Show!
00:48:25.000 Everybody shut the fuck up!
00:48:27.000 That's my show!
00:48:28.000 Well, I'm sure if we brought in some of the staff from Totally Biased, they would tell you stories about me like that.
00:48:33.000 When you are put in a position where you're the focus of everybody's attention all day long, every day, I can say it tweaks your head.
00:48:41.000 It tweaked my head in a way that I certainly was not.
00:48:43.000 I don't think I Brett Butler did ever.
00:48:45.000 I don't think I Roseanne did.
00:48:46.000 And maybe I should have sometimes.
00:48:47.000 Because I think sometimes you have to sort of go, everybody pay attention!
00:48:51.000 But I certainly was not the best version of myself.
00:48:54.000 And that's one thing that when I left, I felt like, alright, I can return back to that dude who got the show in the first place.
00:49:00.000 Well, also a producer who comes up with a wacky idea that would make you look bad.
00:49:05.000 It doesn't hurt him.
00:49:07.000 If he talks you into doing this wacky idea and you're like, this wacky idea sucks.
00:49:11.000 No, no, no.
00:49:11.000 Listen, we talked this through.
00:49:13.000 Just give it a shot.
00:49:13.000 Come on, play with us here.
00:49:14.000 Play ball with us.
00:49:15.000 We're going to let you do that thing on Rape Joe.
00:49:17.000 We would like you to do this thing where you put fucking blackface on.
00:49:21.000 Yeah, buddy.
00:49:22.000 You know what I mean?
00:49:22.000 Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
00:49:24.000 You do it and it doesn't work.
00:49:25.000 You look like a fucking idiot.
00:49:26.000 Yes.
00:49:27.000 And they don't feel anything.
00:49:28.000 Nothing.
00:49:29.000 I think there's also this thing where people think that there's a...
00:49:32.000 I think there's this weird thing in the entertainment industry now where some people, they still don't get the internet.
00:49:37.000 And they go, well, it used to be Johnny Carson went on The Tonight Show and did a stupid thing that made him feel stupid.
00:49:42.000 Nobody ever could even...
00:49:43.000 You wouldn't foresee it again.
00:49:45.000 Yeah.
00:49:45.000 It was gone.
00:49:46.000 It was in the annals of time.
00:49:47.000 But I'm like, no, this exists forever.
00:49:49.000 Like, if you make me do something stupid that I don't like to do, I will be hearing about it for the rest of my life on some level.
00:49:56.000 Yeah, no doubt.
00:49:57.000 No doubt.
00:49:57.000 And I think that's the thing you're saying about, like, it just becomes this thing where it's a sea change, you know.
00:50:03.000 It's also this different time.
00:50:05.000 They haven't caught up to the reality of it yet.
00:50:07.000 One of the things about your show is you had a late night show.
00:50:10.000 But late night shows have become...
00:50:13.000 They have this sort of symbiotic relationship with the internet now.
00:50:18.000 Because one of the big things is getting a clip that people find about online.
00:50:22.000 And they Facebook it back and forth to each other.
00:50:24.000 And they go, oh, listen to this cool, funny thing that Conan did.
00:50:29.000 Or look at this skit.
00:50:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:50:31.000 And that becomes a great way to get people aware of the show.
00:50:35.000 So it's almost like the time that it's on is not nearly as important as the fact that it's being made.
00:50:41.000 Yes, and what I ran into on my shows, because I didn't grow up wanting to, because I've read both the late night books that Bill Carter wrote, all those dudes grew up wanting to be late night talk show hosts.
00:50:50.000 Like Conan and Kimmel, Letterman was their hero, and Carson was their hero.
00:50:55.000 I didn't grow up that way.
00:50:57.000 I grew up...
00:50:58.000 Chris Rock was my hero.
00:50:59.000 You know what I mean?
00:50:59.000 Like, I want to be a stand-up...
00:51:00.000 And he had a show on HBO that I was like, I want...
00:51:03.000 But it wasn't...
00:51:04.000 Nobody thought it was a late-night show.
00:51:05.000 It was the Chris Rock show.
00:51:06.000 You know what I mean?
00:51:07.000 Right.
00:51:07.000 And Stuart.
00:51:08.000 I like Stuart.
00:51:08.000 Like, that's his...
00:51:09.000 It's the Jon Stewart show.
00:51:10.000 It's not a late-night talk show.
00:51:11.000 But once I got put in that world, suddenly there was this thing about, like...
00:51:14.000 Do you have any famous friends we could put on here who could come on here?
00:51:18.000 Like the way that Fallon does a thing with Justin Timberlake.
00:51:21.000 Fallon was on SNL for eight years.
00:51:24.000 His Rolodex is filled with everybody.
00:51:26.000 I was in the Bay Area.
00:51:27.000 I don't have the ability to reach out to those people.
00:51:29.000 You're hanging out near a meth sign.
00:51:31.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:51:32.000 I was out going, man, I'm not going to do crystal meth anymore.
00:51:34.000 I'll call the guy from the poster.
00:51:35.000 I'll call the Asian twink from the poster to come on the show.
00:51:38.000 You've got to be careful.
00:51:39.000 You can't say twink.
00:51:41.000 Andy Cohen got in trouble for saying twink.
00:51:43.000 Oh, is that?
00:51:44.000 Well, I certainly...
00:51:44.000 I feel like I'm calling him that because they were portraying him that way.
00:51:48.000 I'm not saying that all Asians are twinks.
00:51:49.000 Good word.
00:51:49.000 The term.
00:51:50.000 Twink.
00:51:50.000 You're not allowed to use it anymore.
00:51:51.000 Well, okay.
00:51:52.000 I'll pull back on that one.
00:51:52.000 They've decided you've got to pull back on a twink.
00:51:53.000 Is that okay for me not to say that one?
00:51:55.000 The guy, they had a bravo who's a gay guy.
00:51:57.000 Oh, yeah, I know.
00:51:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:58.000 He got in trouble for saying someone's a perfect twink.
00:52:01.000 It's preposterous.
00:52:02.000 Well, it's, again, it's everybody seeing everybody's shit.
00:52:05.000 It used to be that you only saw your shit and the shit you were interested in.
00:52:09.000 Yes.
00:52:09.000 And when you're the head of a network, it's a totally different deal.
00:52:12.000 You know what I mean?
00:52:13.000 It's not, like, I said it, and somebody may tweet at me and tell me not to say it, and I'm like, oh, but I'm not responsible for billions of dollars.
00:52:19.000 If someone does tweet you and tells you, retweet the shit out of that.
00:52:23.000 What do you mean?
00:52:24.000 To let people know?
00:52:25.000 Let everybody know.
00:52:25.000 Look at this.
00:52:26.000 Talk to this guy.
00:52:27.000 Let people react.
00:52:28.000 I've had people...
00:52:29.000 The thing I like to do, when people say shitty things to me that I think are actually just shitty and not helpful, I've turned a few people.
00:52:37.000 I've made people apologize.
00:52:39.000 Really?
00:52:40.000 Yeah, just out of sheer Aikido taking their energy and putting it in the wall and then bringing them back to you and do it again.
00:52:48.000 And then we just put it back in the wall and then they go...
00:52:50.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:52:50.000 You're a pretty good guy.
00:52:51.000 I was probably out of line.
00:52:52.000 That's my favorite thing to do is to turn people on Twitter.
00:52:55.000 Don't you think that a lot of people are doing it just to get your attention though?
00:52:58.000 They absolutely are.
00:52:58.000 But that's why I think it's fun if you can actually make them feel bad for getting your attention.
00:53:02.000 But not from calling them.
00:53:03.000 Not from yelling at them.
00:53:05.000 But from taking their energy and sort of like...
00:53:07.000 Actually, sometimes people will say obnoxious shit and you actually treat it like it's serious.
00:53:11.000 Right.
00:53:11.000 And they go, no, I'm just...
00:53:12.000 No, I'm trying to listen to what you're saying.
00:53:15.000 And they get frustrated because you're not mad.
00:53:17.000 Right.
00:53:17.000 Right.
00:53:18.000 And I like to...
00:53:19.000 Not that I do this.
00:53:19.000 It's like when I'm on the road and I'm by myself.
00:53:21.000 It's like, alright, let's...
00:53:22.000 It's not...
00:53:23.000 I'm not yelling at them.
00:53:24.000 I'm fucking with them back in a way that they don't realize that you should be mad.
00:53:28.000 Well, now they know.
00:53:29.000 Now they know your strategy.
00:53:31.000 And they're going to come up with some fucking new angles of attack.
00:53:34.000 We'll see what happens.
00:53:35.000 I'm ready for it.
00:53:36.000 Or I'll just ignore it.
00:53:38.000 I'll just ignore it, yeah.
00:53:40.000 Yeah, some new matador tactics you're going to have to come up with.
00:53:43.000 Yeah, dealing with people online is amazing.
00:53:45.000 It's an amazing thing that no one was prepared for.
00:53:49.000 Interacting with people on message boards, on Twitter, on Facebook, and all these different...
00:53:53.000 If we had this at the beginning of the United States of America, we wouldn't be in the future right now.
00:53:57.000 We'd still be in wagons and buggies.
00:53:59.000 I just feel like it is slowing down progress by the time that we're all spending arguing about bullshit online.
00:54:06.000 Don't you think, though, that...
00:54:07.000 Look, I don't agree with a lot of the social justice warriors and their tactics and the professional victim mentality that a lot of them portray, but...
00:54:16.000 I feel like that's two different groups of people.
00:54:17.000 I feel like social justice people and professional victims, I just think that's...
00:54:21.000 Isn't that two different groups of people?
00:54:22.000 It can be.
00:54:23.000 Okay.
00:54:23.000 Okay.
00:54:23.000 The point is, like, really whiny, overly sensitive, super progressive, aggressive people.
00:54:29.000 I think, though, that it opens up the dialogue and forces people to, even if you're communicating about it in a way where you're defending your position, that conversation gets, like, a perfect one, a perfect subject is, this subject is coming up a lot lately,
00:54:46.000 where a lot of feminists are trying to push the idea that if a person has sex with someone that's been drinking, that it's rape.
00:54:53.000 Always?
00:54:54.000 Yes, they're saying you can't consent, including men.
00:54:56.000 They're saying a woman having sex with a drunk man, she's raping that man, because he's not able to consent because he's drinking.
00:55:02.000 I think it's ridiculous.
00:55:05.000 Some of us wouldn't be here without some drunken sex.
00:55:07.000 Not only that, there's a giant spectrum of what intoxication is.
00:55:10.000 Also, it takes away a lot of responsibility where you are forced to be responsible for your actions if you're driving.
00:55:18.000 You're forced to be responsible for your actions if you engage in a violent activity.
00:55:22.000 But somehow or another, if you're drinking and someone has sex with you, you were raped.
00:55:27.000 The same amount of intoxication that you would be liable for driving, liable for violent actions, now you're not liable for your actions.
00:55:34.000 It seems ridiculous.
00:55:35.000 And it also, it discredits women in a lot of ways because you're saying that they're not capable of forming their own decisions and deciding that they want to have a couple of drinks and fuck some guy.
00:55:46.000 Because, you know, women do that.
00:55:48.000 And sometimes you need a couple drinks before you fuck some guy, because otherwise you're not going to want to fuck that guy.
00:55:52.000 Exactly!
00:55:52.000 And it's fun!
00:55:53.000 And it's Friday evening, and you had a hard week, and he's not the good-looking guy you thought you'd meet at the bar.
00:55:58.000 Yeah, and they're having a good time.
00:56:00.000 I mean, it's not always a negative thing, and that's the problem with broad strokes, like painting with broad strokes.
00:56:06.000 In introducing this dialogue and discussion and making people angry about this debate, they are bringing up the very real situation of people drugging people and getting people drunk and having sex with them, which is disgusting.
00:56:18.000 Yes.
00:56:18.000 And is rape.
00:56:20.000 And is immoral.
00:56:21.000 Yes.
00:56:21.000 So I think, even when they push the needle way too far to the left, it balances out a little bit.
00:56:27.000 That's the point, is that sometimes you can't...
00:56:29.000 It's like the thing where if you go, hey, can we talk about rape?
00:56:31.000 Nah.
00:56:32.000 Yeah.
00:56:32.000 Can we just for a second talk about it?
00:56:34.000 No, I don't want to talk about it.
00:56:34.000 We need to talk about rape!
00:56:36.000 Okay, okay.
00:56:37.000 It's not that big of a deal.
00:56:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:40.000 You have to...
00:56:40.000 You can't...
00:56:41.000 And I think this is certainly as...
00:56:43.000 The culture of oppressed people is that...
00:56:45.000 The culture of being oppressed in America is that people don't hear you when you ask permission for things.
00:56:49.000 Right, right.
00:56:49.000 People don't hear you when you say, I'd like to talk about racism in America and just see if we can finally...
00:56:53.000 Nobody wants to hear that.
00:56:55.000 I love when there's people sometimes so far, because the right is filled with people who are so far on the right and are always barking and people don't get a lot of attention.
00:57:04.000 The left has historically been ashamed of that.
00:57:06.000 Like, we don't want to get too loud.
00:57:08.000 And so for me, it's like, we need a couple of those people who show us where the middle should be.
00:57:15.000 You know, who are so far, okay, we don't want to do that.
00:57:17.000 Right, right, right.
00:57:18.000 Like you said, the pendulum has to be pushed that far to get it back to the middle.
00:57:22.000 Yeah, no doubt.
00:57:24.000 Well, I don't know if it has to be, but it aids in that movement.
00:57:29.000 I mean, this is a little example of it.
00:57:32.000 People will say that Occupy Wall Street didn't accomplish anything.
00:57:36.000 However, we didn't talk about the words income inequality ever in this country until Occupy Wall Street.
00:57:41.000 Well, it introduced the phrase, the 1%.
00:57:44.000 And so, people say it didn't accomplish anything.
00:57:47.000 But by going to the parks and sitting out and getting your bongos out and knitting for justice or whatever and feeding people and giving out books, now that is in the...
00:57:56.000 People on the right will say income inequality in the 1%, not realizing that they've adopted the speech of the left.
00:58:02.000 And so that means sometimes you have to have a tantrum To get some attention.
00:58:07.000 And I think coming from historically black people, we are used to like, okay, we need to have a tantrum.
00:58:12.000 Sometimes that tantrum is inventing rock and roll.
00:58:14.000 And sometimes it's a million man march, you know?
00:58:16.000 It's just that's the nature of getting attention in America as an oppressed group.
00:58:21.000 Well, it's also the first time ever where people can...
00:58:25.000 Uniquely start a movement online.
00:58:28.000 They don't need an office somewhere where they hire a bunch of people or volunteers.
00:58:33.000 They don't need to see anybody personally who is helping them make the movement happen.
00:58:37.000 Yeah, I mean, this is happening all the time.
00:58:38.000 This climate march on New York City.
00:58:42.000 They fucking clogged up the streets, man.
00:58:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:45.000 On the climate, that's not a sexy issue.
00:58:49.000 But they got the word out and made people think it's important, which I believe it is.
00:58:53.000 But it's also a thing where it's like, as a person who's like, I have other issues that I'd like to see the streets clogged up with.
00:58:59.000 But okay, I'm glad we're getting the streets clogged.
00:59:01.000 Yeah, well, it's a fascinating time when you see these movements and you see how big they are.
00:59:06.000 And right now, nonviolent and peaceful.
00:59:08.000 But the government, be sure, is aware that this could also be a large protest that turns violent, like an overthrow-the-government type protest.
00:59:17.000 I mean, look, this guy that just fucking broke into the White House the other day, the guy who popped the fence.
00:59:22.000 Oh, man.
00:59:23.000 He had like 900 rounds of ammo in his car and duct tape and fucking...
00:59:27.000 Just climbed the fence and ran.
00:59:28.000 I mean, I hate when it's like, it wasn't even like an Ocean's Eleven plan.
00:59:31.000 It was like, I'm just going to climb the fence and run and get to the door.
00:59:34.000 And he got all the way to the fucking door.
00:59:36.000 How many...
00:59:36.000 It's so hard to feel.
00:59:38.000 Like, how many...
00:59:38.000 What is happening that...
00:59:40.000 There's multiple levels of security at the White House.
00:59:42.000 It's not just one guy who's like, I didn't see him.
00:59:44.000 It's not the fucking...
00:59:45.000 It's not the greeter at Walmart.
00:59:46.000 Like, you know, how many levels of security have to break down for him to get into the White House?
00:59:50.000 And why is that happening?
00:59:51.000 Do they suck?
00:59:52.000 Exactly.
00:59:53.000 Why do they suck now, is my question, in the era of the black president?
00:59:57.000 Why does this have to be when they suck?
00:59:58.000 Oh, they sucked in the era of the Bush presidency.
01:00:00.000 Yeah, but I just...
01:00:01.000 Didn't the same thing happen?
01:00:03.000 A guy broke into the White House and got on the White House when Bush was president as well.
01:00:07.000 Someone threw a plane into the White House, right?
01:00:10.000 No, that was the Pentagon.
01:00:12.000 What are you talking about?
01:00:12.000 When?
01:00:13.000 Like a small plane, not like a real big plane.
01:00:16.000 A long time ago, though, wasn't it?
01:00:17.000 When was that?
01:00:18.000 Well, Google that shit.
01:00:19.000 I don't know.
01:00:20.000 But a plane is different than climbing the fence and running and getting in the front door.
01:00:24.000 To me, the problem with that is, like, there's no sophistication to that.
01:00:27.000 That should be the easiest thing.
01:00:28.000 Unleash the hounds.
01:00:29.000 All right, we're done with that.
01:00:31.000 Yeah, well, they'd have to be on point 24-7, looking out for anyone.
01:00:34.000 There was another woman there.
01:00:35.000 But aren't they supposed to?
01:00:36.000 Aren't they supposed to?
01:00:37.000 Yeah.
01:00:37.000 Did a woman get shot recently?
01:00:39.000 Oh, really?
01:00:40.000 Yeah.
01:00:41.000 Didn't a woman get shot?
01:00:42.000 She showed up at the White House in her car and broke through a barrier.
01:00:47.000 Oh, yeah.
01:00:48.000 You said they have to be on.24 hours.
01:00:50.000 I think they're supposed to be.
01:00:51.000 Yes.
01:00:52.000 I think that's the gig.
01:00:53.000 But the point is that these movements that you see like in New York City where they're clogging the streets, that could easily happen at the White House.
01:00:59.000 Yes.
01:00:59.000 That's fucking terrifying for them.
01:01:01.000 If a million people just stormed the White House and tore it to the ground, you know, stomped to death, all the fucking Secret Service agents were holding their heads up to the camera.
01:01:11.000 Yeah.
01:01:12.000 Like, that shit is not outside the realm of possibility if everything goes horribly wrong.
01:01:17.000 Well, no, not—I mean, you know, ISIS is doing a good job of recruiting people right now with some Hollywood-style videos, and, you know, if somebody in America picked up that ball, you know, I think that's what the White House is afraid of right now, is that clearly ISIS, or ISIL, whatever you call it, is recruiting from here.
01:01:31.000 Yeah.
01:01:31.000 It's not a Middle East.
01:01:31.000 It's not just a Middle East problem.
01:01:33.000 Not very many.
01:01:33.000 But at least it's like, it's stirring the pot here in a way.
01:01:36.000 Nobody thought Al-Qaeda was recruiting from, it was like, oh, going to get American people to do it.
01:01:40.000 Every now and again there was one, but this is like actually, there's a sense that they are recruiting.
01:01:43.000 Like there was that, in that video that they released, there's the one shot of like a cell phone video of somebody driving past the White House and shooting video of the White House, which everybody can do.
01:01:53.000 But the fact that it was in the ISIS video is like, oh shit, it implies something.
01:01:59.000 But yeah, I think we could do that, but the only way that happens in America is you have to make it seem legitimate and you have to make it sexy.
01:02:09.000 Occupy Wall Street became sexy for a few months.
01:02:11.000 We need like an ice bucket challenge to take over the government.
01:02:14.000 We need an ice bucket challenge.
01:02:16.000 I am going to scale the White House and I challenge...
01:02:19.000 94. A man killed in suicidal plane crash in the White House.
01:02:24.000 So that was Clinton.
01:02:26.000 Yeah.
01:02:26.000 Wow.
01:02:27.000 Skidded across the South Lawn.
01:02:28.000 Crazy fuck.
01:02:29.000 Yeah.
01:02:30.000 Goofy bastard.
01:02:30.000 Look at him, his porn mustache.
01:02:33.000 Yeah, a plane is different, though, because you can't see.
01:02:34.000 It's like, oh, there's a plane coming.
01:02:35.000 It's coming at us.
01:02:36.000 But a dude who's, like, climbing the fence, that just seems so, like, last minute and not...
01:02:40.000 Low tech.
01:02:41.000 Yeah, that's not well thought out.
01:02:43.000 That should not be a thing that he got to the White House door.
01:02:45.000 It should have been, I'm over the fence.
01:02:46.000 Oh, my God, the dogs are eating me.
01:02:48.000 Oh, well, this didn't go well.
01:02:50.000 It reminds me of that scene in Casino when they talk about Ocean's Eleven, the most successful Vegas heist robberies, and it's only people who got to the door.
01:03:00.000 That's what should happen.
01:03:01.000 It shouldn't be a thing where you get inside.
01:03:03.000 Well, there's more money in Vegas than there is in guarding the White House.
01:03:07.000 Yeah, certainly.
01:03:09.000 The mob, despite his quietness, still runs Vegas.
01:03:11.000 The mob is not running the White House anymore.
01:03:13.000 If they were, it would be a tighter ship.
01:03:15.000 Yeah.
01:03:15.000 I'm all for that.
01:03:17.000 We can go old school.
01:03:17.000 And more consequences.
01:03:18.000 Yes, yeah, yeah.
01:03:19.000 They wouldn't kill the guy on the spot.
01:03:20.000 They'd drag him into the house first.
01:03:22.000 Yeah, they'd talk to him.
01:03:23.000 They'd have a conversation with him first.
01:03:24.000 Yeah.
01:03:25.000 I don't know.
01:03:26.000 I mean, I don't think in our lifetime, I don't know, if we're going to ever see some sort of a crazy million group of people that are storming the government like we saw in Egypt, like we saw in Libya.
01:03:39.000 I don't know.
01:03:40.000 I think we'd have to really get to a strange place to make that happen.
01:03:45.000 To get that many people on the same page who also have that kind of...
01:03:48.000 Because even the Tea Party and the further right versions of that aren't doing that.
01:03:52.000 They have all the guns, but they're not prepared to do that with them.
01:03:55.000 And also, there's no, I mean, besides September 11th, there's no notable attacks on America in America.
01:04:02.000 There's Pearl Harbor, which is sort of America.
01:04:04.000 Sort of America, yeah.
01:04:06.000 Flying five hours in a plane over the ocean doesn't really seem like America to me.
01:04:10.000 Although I love Hawaii.
01:04:11.000 But the difference between that and September 11th, like September 11th, like, okay, this is actually happening in America.
01:04:17.000 This is a coordinated attack.
01:04:17.000 If more things happen in America and we think it's a direct result of mismanagement, misgovernment, corruption, what have you, and people die and Chicago's blown off the face of the map, some ugly shit could go down.
01:04:30.000 Yeah, but you're talking about a post-apocalyptic, like a Blade Runner type.
01:04:37.000 That's not something that we're several steps away from.
01:04:41.000 We are several steps, but that's one of the reasons why people will never give up their fucking guns.
01:04:45.000 It's one of the reasons why people think, like, this shit could always happen.
01:04:49.000 I want to be locked and loaded with a bunch of water in my basement, some potatoes on standby, bags of rice and potatoes.
01:04:58.000 With the thing where I can clean my urine so I can drink it.
01:05:01.000 Super Brita filter.
01:05:02.000 When is that?
01:05:03.000 I mean, I'm not trying to take people's guns away, but when has a cache of guns stopped the government from taking anybody down, if they wanted to take them down?
01:05:11.000 Depends.
01:05:11.000 Depends on how many guns and how many people.
01:05:13.000 But I'm saying we haven't seen it happen.
01:05:14.000 You know, when they decide to come get you, you know, Ruby Ridge or Waco, they go, get the tank with the fire.
01:05:21.000 That'll stop the semi-automatic machine guns.
01:05:23.000 Well, he wasn't trying to take down the government.
01:05:24.000 He was trying to bang everybody's kids.
01:05:27.000 He wasn't even doing things that were necessarily...
01:05:30.000 He wasn't killing people in there.
01:05:31.000 They were just like, get the tank with the fire.
01:05:33.000 That'll settle this.
01:05:34.000 That'll take care of this.
01:05:35.000 Well, you can't fence in your town and then have tanks and guns and ammo.
01:05:41.000 The government's like, that seems a little too much like a small country, you fuck.
01:05:45.000 We're not a fan.
01:05:46.000 And I'm not for the government ruling everything.
01:05:49.000 I just think that the thing that you see in Egypt and in Ukraine is that if people storm the streets, it doesn't matter how many tanks you have.
01:05:56.000 If people just go...
01:05:57.000 And I always say that the problem with American protests is they have an end time and it's posted on Facebook.
01:06:01.000 We're going to be in the streets until 5.30!
01:06:04.000 Whereas in the Ukraine and Egypt, they're like, no, we're just going to stay.
01:06:07.000 We're just not going anywhere.
01:06:08.000 And I know that Americans have that kind of follow-through.
01:06:11.000 Eventually, you're like, I'd like to get home and watch some Netflix.
01:06:14.000 Yeah, Walking Dead is on tonight.
01:06:16.000 I'm going to order takeout.
01:06:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06:19.000 I've got to pick up my kid from soccer practice.
01:06:20.000 We're soft as fucking baby shit, man.
01:06:23.000 Well, that's...
01:06:24.000 Isn't that the goal of being an American?
01:06:25.000 Being allowed to be as soft as baby shit?
01:06:27.000 Isn't that why people struggle to get here?
01:06:30.000 Why kids are streaming across the border?
01:06:31.000 Because it's hard living here.
01:06:32.000 Well, that's also why we gotta fight terrorism over there so it doesn't come over here so you can avoid your Chinese food.
01:06:40.000 You can enjoy your soccer practice.
01:06:43.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:06:44.000 That's why we need guns.
01:06:45.000 That's why we need guns.
01:06:46.000 You gotta understand the Second Amendment, son.
01:06:48.000 Second Amendment, yeah.
01:06:49.000 I'll show it to you as written.
01:06:51.000 On animal skins back when the world was flat.
01:06:55.000 God wrote the Second Amendment.
01:06:56.000 I don't think that's how that worked.
01:06:57.000 The shit was written in the 1700s and everybody's clinging to it.
01:07:01.000 That's the hilarious thing about the Constitution in general.
01:07:03.000 That it's written like, this is unconstitutional!
01:07:06.000 Yes, but the fucking Constitution is old as shit!
01:07:10.000 Well, as I understand it, as I was taught in high school American history class, when they wrote it, they were like, this will just set the country up for about 20 years, and then we'll come back and look at this.
01:07:21.000 Right.
01:07:22.000 Like, this is just the, we're done with the British, we gotta make sure they don't come back, so we need militias just in case they show up again.
01:07:28.000 But this is just to get us started.
01:07:29.000 Right.
01:07:30.000 And it became sacrosanct.
01:07:31.000 It became like, this is the, it became another chapter of the Bible.
01:07:34.000 Well, once the people who wrote it are dead, you don't ever want to fuck with it, because then it's like a religious doctrine.
01:07:39.000 Yeah, and that's the problem, is that religious doctrines aren't religious doctrines.
01:07:45.000 They're all written by a dude named Jeff.
01:07:47.000 You know what I mean?
01:07:48.000 Somebody who's like, I just want to...
01:07:51.000 You know, it's like Chris Rock bit about it.
01:07:54.000 People said God said it because if you say I said it, people don't listen.
01:07:59.000 So yeah, pork will kill you.
01:08:01.000 They don't listen.
01:08:02.000 God said pork will kill you.
01:08:03.000 Okay, we'll stop eating pork.
01:08:05.000 People like to be told.
01:08:06.000 They like authority.
01:08:07.000 And I say this to somebody who's not...
01:08:09.000 I'm not an atheist.
01:08:12.000 I'm not anti-religion.
01:08:15.000 I certainly think religion has done a lot of shitty things, but I'm not sitting here as an atheist going I don't believe in any of it.
01:08:19.000 What are you, if you're not an atheist?
01:08:21.000 Do you consider yourself an agnostic?
01:08:23.000 Are you religious?
01:08:24.000 No, I'm not religious.
01:08:24.000 I mean, I grew up...
01:08:25.000 Are you Christian?
01:08:25.000 I feel like I come from a Christian base.
01:08:28.000 Like, I was black church, Methodist church, Baptist church.
01:08:32.000 So, I can't help but retreat to that sometimes when the shit hits the fan.
01:08:36.000 Like, you know, oh, Jesus help.
01:08:38.000 Like, but I don't expect him to walk through the door.
01:08:39.000 You know what I mean?
01:08:40.000 Like, I'm not...
01:08:40.000 I don't believe that there is a guy in heaven looking down on me.
01:08:44.000 But I do like to think of the universe as being a place where...
01:08:48.000 Where if you live a good life and have order, that things will work out for you.
01:08:53.000 And so, and certainly I will retreat to, you know, I like to think that, it makes me feel comforted to go, thanks God, but I'm not going, before we get started, let's have a prayer.
01:09:03.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:09:04.000 It's culturally, God has been cultured, I've been cultured with God.
01:09:10.000 And it doesn't, and it seems to have worked out, but I don't want to go to church.
01:09:14.000 So you have a mild form of Christianity.
01:09:17.000 I have a mild form!
01:09:18.000 So it's like herpes that you don't need to take Valtrex for.
01:09:22.000 Yeah, it's exactly what it is.
01:09:23.000 You just let it dry up on its own.
01:09:25.000 It's just fine.
01:09:25.000 It doesn't usually hurt anybody.
01:09:26.000 I let everybody know.
01:09:28.000 And I always say that because I feel like I can have the atheism discussion and not feel threatened by...
01:09:34.000 Don't tell me there's not a god because it breaks my whole...
01:09:36.000 No, this is my own...
01:09:38.000 In the same way that some people, their god is Game of Thrones.
01:09:42.000 They think that's the thing.
01:09:44.000 All of us have gods that we've defined as like, I'm living my life.
01:09:48.000 Comic-Con is religion for people.
01:09:50.000 But we somehow, if you actually say...
01:09:53.000 Really?
01:09:53.000 Don't you just think it's a gathering, a fun gathering?
01:09:56.000 But that's what religion started out as.
01:09:58.000 It was a way to centralize the community and get people on the same page about stuff.
01:10:02.000 And some of those things are moral.
01:10:04.000 You've been to Comic-Con.
01:10:05.000 You must have.
01:10:06.000 I've been outside of Comic-Con.
01:10:08.000 I've never gone into Comic-Con.
01:10:09.000 If you went into Comic-Con, you wouldn't ask this question.
01:10:11.000 I went in there.
01:10:12.000 It's for real.
01:10:14.000 This is like people's lives.
01:10:15.000 Well, isn't it because they get the freedom to have fun and be a freak?
01:10:20.000 Because, like, most of the time, society frowns upon you dressing like an anime character.
01:10:25.000 Most of the time, you can't be a furry.
01:10:27.000 You can't be Iron Man.
01:10:28.000 You can't just be there and be hanging out with people having a good time.
01:10:32.000 Well, I think it is that, but it's also, those people, they go there because that's the place where they're permitted to have it, but they're living it the whole year.
01:10:39.000 Sometimes they're just dressed like a furry in their house, you know what I'm saying?
01:10:41.000 But then that's the year they go, it's like Christmas, we're allowed to hang the lights and do all the shit, and it's just fun!
01:10:46.000 But then some people also carry, they have a cross on their wall, you know?
01:10:50.000 I don't think there's much difference ultimately between a Spider-Man poster on your wall, then a cross on your wall, if that's the thing that you're focused on, you know?
01:10:57.000 That's hilarious.
01:10:58.000 Like, Spider-Man is your god.
01:11:00.000 Yes!
01:11:02.000 There's certainly, and I live in San Francisco where people are hyper-focused about their version of their life.
01:11:08.000 Like, I want to live my life this way, I want to go to this coffee shop, and I go to this bar, and I do leather things on the weekend, and I go to the Folsom Street Fair, and that, to me, it's like, that's your religion.
01:11:20.000 That's the thing that makes you feel better about the world, and that's how you put order on the world.
01:11:24.000 But you're not, and your God may be that, you know, that I'm going to live the best gay lifestyle I have or that I'm going to be the best, you know, whatever.
01:11:32.000 There's all, we all have gods.
01:11:34.000 We just don't want to put that word on them.
01:11:36.000 So for me, my God is actually, I put the word God on there because I don't want to be a hypocrite and be like, I'm like, basically when I went, when I met my wife, she was in religious studies major or she was in graduate school for that.
01:11:46.000 And I was like, I did the thing that everybody says, I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
01:11:49.000 She's like, that's full of shit.
01:11:50.000 You know, take a, what do you believe?
01:11:52.000 And I was like, I guess I believe in God.
01:11:55.000 But it's like if you say that, people start to get quiet like, you guys are getting quiet right now.
01:11:58.000 I'm letting you talk.
01:11:59.000 No, no, I know.
01:12:00.000 I'm just fucking around.
01:12:01.000 I just don't see the connection between Spider-Man and God.
01:12:05.000 I think Spider-Man is something you enjoy.
01:12:06.000 God is something you believe in that doesn't necessarily have any basis in fact or improvable.
01:12:14.000 You can't prove the existence of God.
01:12:17.000 There's nothing that you can point to in science that says, well, we can't explain this, we're pretty sure that what this is is God's work.
01:12:25.000 But there's a, I mean, certainly there's, that's the thing, and I feel very comfortable in not, because I'm not trying to convince you guys, I feel very comfortable in not being able to prove the thing that I sort of walk around with.
01:12:36.000 Well, listen, you don't have to.
01:12:37.000 I mean, it's a framework for, you know, moral judgments.
01:12:40.000 It's a framework for discipline.
01:12:43.000 It can give you sort of a path to lead your life in a positive manner.
01:12:47.000 There's nothing wrong with religion, but it's not Iron Man.
01:12:51.000 But I believe that we all, that there are things that we put in our, and I'm not, this isn't even criticism.
01:12:57.000 It's just there are things that people put in their life, like I don't believe in God, and then you see that they spend, whatever you're spending the most time doing that you feel like is making you a better person, that's your God.
01:13:07.000 That's your religion.
01:13:09.000 We are inventing our own religion, right?
01:13:11.000 Well, religion, maybe.
01:13:14.000 Ideologies, religions, they're very similar in a lot of ways.
01:13:16.000 I feel like your religion is probably...
01:13:18.000 You've got a little MMA religion happening.
01:13:20.000 I go to the gym, I work out, I'm bonding.
01:13:24.000 This is my community.
01:13:25.000 I bond with these people.
01:13:26.000 I feel better because I come here.
01:13:27.000 There's a code of honor here and a code of ethics that if somebody violates, we talk to that person about it.
01:13:34.000 And I'm not trying to make anybody feel...
01:13:36.000 This is just my belief.
01:13:37.000 I'm not trying to say...
01:13:38.000 It's just, you have that life, this is how I live my life, and this is how I want to live my life.
01:13:42.000 It's just, we've taken the God thing out of it, because God, because people fucked God.
01:13:47.000 People treated that, I've turned that into a bad, I've turned it into a shitty thing.
01:13:50.000 You know, I'm not, I will make fun of born-again Christians all day long.
01:13:53.000 I'm not trying to say that that's the way to do it.
01:13:55.000 But for me, I think because I grew up that way, in the, like, there was a lot of church around my life.
01:14:00.000 I rejected the church, but I also like to, if I'm running for the bus and I get it, sometimes I go, oh, thank God.
01:14:07.000 You know what I mean?
01:14:08.000 But I don't expect God to be like, I got you, dog.
01:14:11.000 I don't expect to see the guy.
01:14:13.000 I see what you're saying.
01:14:15.000 It's in me.
01:14:16.000 It's part of my ethnicity.
01:14:19.000 It's black religion.
01:14:20.000 It could be empowering to have a belief.
01:14:23.000 And that belief doesn't necessarily have to be even based on fact in order for it to benefit you.
01:14:29.000 No.
01:14:29.000 The problem is that if you go, this is what I believe, and I'm going to sit here until you two guys believe it.
01:14:35.000 Well, not only that, like, guess what?
01:14:36.000 I can't disprove it either.
01:14:38.000 The reality is, I've seen way more fucked up shit doing psychedelic drugs than anybody has ever described in the Bible.
01:14:44.000 You know, if you go to heaven and it's just a guy with a harp and angels and St. Peter's really at the pearly gates and the floor's made out of clouds, like, that would be so normal in comparison to, like, a DMT trip.
01:14:58.000 Like, that shit would be, like, pretty mundane.
01:15:00.000 And I feel like people talk about proof all the time.
01:15:02.000 I don't know why this phone fucking works.
01:15:04.000 Well, they could figure that out, though.
01:15:05.000 You just need to talk to someone educated.
01:15:07.000 But nobody's going to explain it to me in a way that I could take it apart and put it back together.
01:15:11.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:15:12.000 Yeah, they could.
01:15:12.000 It would just take a long time.
01:15:13.000 But that's what I'm saying.
01:15:14.000 But I don't need to know.
01:15:16.000 Do you understand what I'm saying?
01:15:17.000 I trust that there's people, there's children in China who know what they're doing, and they put the phone together.
01:15:22.000 Right, but if you wanted to chase that down to the very origins of the first seed that makes the first phone, you could do that.
01:15:29.000 And the same way I don't have interest in doing that, I don't have interest in convincing anybody else about my version of God.
01:15:34.000 Like, as I say on stage, when I say God, I picture a really old Denzel Washington with dreadlocks.
01:15:39.000 That's how it is in my head.
01:15:40.000 That's how I feel about it.
01:15:41.000 What about, uh, didn't Morgan Freeman play God in the movie?
01:15:44.000 Yeah, and, uh, Bruce Almighty.
01:15:45.000 And George Burns.
01:15:46.000 There's been a few old dudes.
01:15:47.000 Oh, God.
01:15:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15:48.000 Yeah, no, mine is specifically Denzel Washington.
01:15:51.000 Specifically?
01:15:52.000 Specifically, yeah.
01:15:52.000 Why Denzel?
01:15:54.000 He's, like, sort of, me and a friend of mine talk, he's kind of like a surrogate dad, like Denzel Washington.
01:15:58.000 I don't know him, but in the movies, there was a period of my life where, like, I felt like Denzel was helping me figure out.
01:16:04.000 He's the last black actor in Hollywood who is sort of carrying the baton for this is how to be a black man.
01:16:09.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:16:10.000 And that's an important thing to have in the black community, especially when you grow up like...
01:16:14.000 I know who my dad is.
01:16:16.000 I've met him several times.
01:16:17.000 I'm fucking around.
01:16:18.000 I know him.
01:16:18.000 I used to visit him in the summer.
01:16:20.000 But I didn't grow up with my dad in the house, and so I found surrogate dads in places In entertainment, who I felt like this is a person I should try to be like.
01:16:29.000 Right, right, right.
01:16:29.000 Bruce Lee was a surrogate dad of mine, you know, that just showed me that, again, helping me learn a moral code and giving me an example of how to be an adult and how to be a man.
01:16:39.000 Yeah, I had the same, I had a martial arts instructor that did that for me.
01:16:43.000 I had a martial arts instructor who did it for me.
01:16:45.000 There's a thing about movies and, like, having someone who maybe even is an unrealistic depiction of a human being, like, so moral and ethical and powerful and strong, but that can be empowering if you want to be like Denzel Washington.
01:17:02.000 Yeah, no, yes.
01:17:03.000 You want to get some more coffee?
01:17:04.000 I'd like to get some more coffee.
01:17:06.000 Slap on a double screen and let's do this shit.
01:17:08.000 This special magic coffee has got me rolling.
01:17:10.000 It's good shit, dude.
01:17:10.000 It's good shit.
01:17:12.000 I, uh...
01:17:14.000 I never thought too much about racism in movies or...
01:17:19.000 Thought about black people being represented in movies until I went to see Planet of the Apes in a black neighborhood in Philly.
01:17:29.000 And the first, the James Franco Planet of the Apes.
01:17:33.000 And I was with my friend Tommy and his girlfriend Kate.
01:17:35.000 And we were in Philly for the UFC. And Friday night's the weigh-ins.
01:17:39.000 So we do the weigh-ins on Friday.
01:17:40.000 And then we had Friday night off.
01:17:41.000 And so what do you want to do?
01:17:42.000 Hey, Planet of the Apes is out.
01:17:44.000 Let's go check it out.
01:17:44.000 So we're in the hotel room.
01:17:46.000 We got...
01:17:48.000 High as Jesus on the space shuttle.
01:17:51.000 I mean, we went way too deep.
01:17:52.000 We went way too deep.
01:17:53.000 And then we went out to this movie theater.
01:17:56.000 And the closest movie theater was in this all-black neighborhood in Philly.
01:17:59.000 And so, I mean, all black.
01:18:02.000 I mean, we were the only fucking white people.
01:18:04.000 One of America's last few all-black neighborhoods, yeah.
01:18:06.000 Fun!
01:18:07.000 Yeah.
01:18:08.000 Goddamn, it was fun!
01:18:09.000 But here's the thing, man.
01:18:10.000 When I was in that movie theater, I was acutely aware, first of all, that we were the only white people in there, and I was also acutely aware that every fucking ad for every preview, every movie, was white people.
01:18:22.000 It was all white people, and I was like, whoa!
01:18:25.000 But being in that position, having that perspective of being a white person in an all-black movie theater, I was like, Whoa!
01:18:33.000 And being high as fuck made me super sensitive to it.
01:18:38.000 And there was only one white guy that interacted with a black guy in all the previews.
01:18:43.000 And it was Jonah Hill in some fucking goofy-ass movie about playing a babysitter where he brings the kids and talks to this black doorman and he's talking to them in this really fucking depressing slang.
01:18:57.000 Yeah, bloody.
01:18:58.000 The black scent.
01:18:59.000 Oh!
01:19:00.000 It was so bad!
01:19:02.000 And then the black guy says to him, like, you're a bad motherfucker.
01:19:05.000 I'm like, what?
01:19:06.000 What world is this taking place in?
01:19:08.000 And it was so bizarre.
01:19:11.000 Then, Planet of the Apes plays, and everyone in the movie is white except the bad guy who's a black guy who fucking forces the drugs to get into the monkeys, and then the monkeys go loose and take over the world.
01:19:23.000 I'm like, whoa!
01:19:25.000 Yeah.
01:19:26.000 This is real shit.
01:19:27.000 Yeah.
01:19:28.000 Everybody should get that high.
01:19:29.000 Every white person should get that high and go see and go live in the world.
01:19:32.000 Because that's what it is.
01:19:33.000 Everything you said is like, I'm like, uh-huh.
01:19:35.000 Yes.
01:19:35.000 Keeps.
01:19:36.000 Yeah.
01:19:36.000 Nothing.
01:19:36.000 Not surprised.
01:19:37.000 Well, also that scenario, that particular scenario was unique.
01:19:41.000 It was very unique because it was like the perfect storm of shitty preview after shitty preview and all of them with white people.
01:19:49.000 Yeah.
01:19:49.000 Yes.
01:19:49.000 You know, Cameron, what's her name?
01:19:51.000 Cameron?
01:19:52.000 Diaz.
01:19:52.000 Diaz, yeah.
01:19:53.000 Cameron Diaz and, oh my god, what are we gonna do?
01:19:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:57.000 How am I gonna find a man?
01:19:58.000 Yeah, and the black people in the audience just stone-faced watching these previews, waiting, no one's laughing, as they shouldn't.
01:20:04.000 There's the most depressing thing ever is when you go to the movies and the previews look like dog shit and someone's laughing out, ah-ha-ha!
01:20:10.000 We gotta see that!
01:20:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:20:12.000 You see how Melissa McCartney falls down?
01:20:14.000 Yeah.
01:20:15.000 Oh, she's hilarious.
01:20:16.000 She's big.
01:20:16.000 She's a big girl.
01:20:17.000 Oh, she's so funny.
01:20:19.000 When it's a stone face like that, and then slowly people laugh at it, like slowly the audience starts to, they're not laughing with it, they're laughing at it.
01:20:27.000 That happens in San Francisco sometimes, and people are like, they're actually like, no, we're laughing at you, movie.
01:20:31.000 Yes.
01:20:32.000 We're not going to go see you.
01:20:33.000 This is ridiculous bullshit.
01:20:34.000 You've put it before us.
01:20:35.000 That is beautiful.
01:20:36.000 That's when you know you're in a good neighborhood.
01:20:38.000 Yeah.
01:20:38.000 That's a good neighborhood to be in.
01:20:40.000 Ironic laughter at the trailers.
01:20:43.000 That's the crowds I want to perform in.
01:20:45.000 Crowds that laugh at the trailers ironically.
01:20:47.000 That Jonah Hill.
01:20:47.000 See if you could find that fucking preview.
01:20:50.000 That's right.
01:20:50.000 Jonah Hill in The Babysitter or something.
01:20:53.000 Some shit like that.
01:20:54.000 Yeah.
01:20:55.000 Oh, so bad.
01:20:56.000 For me, I remember the time I off, I remember where I just felt like, why'd you just let me down?
01:21:01.000 It was Steve Martin in the movie with Queen Latifah, and some sort of thing where she's the blah, blah, blah, and he's the blah, blah, blah, and together they got the blah.
01:21:10.000 And the trailer's just her being a very outsized version of a black woman and him being a very narrow version of a white guy.
01:21:15.000 And in the middle of it, Steve Martin, one of the greatest comedians of all time, He was in the Comedy Hall of Fame, does the thing where he walks through a black club all gangstered out in a jersey, and he's walking like a quote-unquote black guy.
01:21:31.000 I'm like, not you, Steve Martin.
01:21:33.000 You're one of the greatest.
01:21:35.000 He probably has a mortgage.
01:21:36.000 Yeah.
01:21:37.000 He's got that $50 million house.
01:21:39.000 Yeah, that's the movie.
01:21:40.000 Yeah.
01:21:40.000 See if you can find that video.
01:21:41.000 Yeah, I got it right there.
01:21:42.000 You got it?
01:21:42.000 We gotta see this video.
01:21:44.000 Because it's so fucking bad.
01:21:46.000 He's like the wacky, crazy babysitter.
01:21:49.000 And by the way, I'm a Jonah Hill fan.
01:21:50.000 I think he's fucking...
01:21:51.000 So I watched that in an all-black movie theater.
01:21:56.000 Stoned the gills.
01:21:58.000 And I went, whoa, what a cartoonish, buffoonish representation of black people.
01:22:03.000 And this is the only one they get to see.
01:22:05.000 And the funny thing is, people say, why are some black people so angry?
01:22:09.000 And I feel like the people in that theater get angry because we have to let shit wash over us or us will be angry all the time.
01:22:15.000 We will be outwardly flipping tables all the time if we don't sort of go, we just got to wait for Planet of the Apes.
01:22:21.000 We just got to let this wash over us.
01:22:23.000 We can't turn this into a change.org petition.
01:22:25.000 We just got to let this go.
01:22:26.000 Well, it's also you're never dealing with things from a neutral point, because you're dealing with things from the repercussions of all the other shit that you've seen already before that.
01:22:34.000 Yeah, and the thing is, as has been stated by many people, is that in this country, most people watching those trailers that you saw aren't going, these are a bunch of white people in these trailers.
01:22:43.000 They're going, there's a bunch of people in these trailers.
01:22:45.000 But then if you show the trailer for Friday After Next, then it's a bunch of black people in those trailers.
01:22:50.000 Yeah.
01:22:50.000 Because white is considered to be normal in this country.
01:22:53.000 That's the...
01:22:53.000 White is the default.
01:22:55.000 It's like on the census, which if you pull up the census form, the first category on the race category, the list of races, is white.
01:23:02.000 So it's not alphabetical.
01:23:04.000 It's just, okay, white.
01:23:05.000 And if you're not that, what else are you?
01:23:07.000 And it's like, white people are busy.
01:23:10.000 So it's that white is considered the default.
01:23:12.000 And when people say things like, I've talked about this before, People magazine is about white people for the most part.
01:23:19.000 But Essence says it's a black magazine.
01:23:21.000 Right.
01:23:22.000 And I feel like white people, one way to sort of put less racism in the world is white people have to start putting white on their magazines.
01:23:29.000 They have to start, if white people got more comfortable with talking about their whiteness, it would make the rest of us not look crazy when we talked about our ethnicity.
01:23:35.000 But sometimes when I go, as a black man, people go, why do you have to?
01:23:38.000 But white people can't.
01:23:40.000 If white people talk about their ethnicity, if white people say, we're going to have the White Actors Awards.
01:23:45.000 Mm-hmm.
01:23:46.000 Dude.
01:23:47.000 Well, that's the problem.
01:23:48.000 That shit would not fly.
01:23:49.000 Because some white people, it wouldn't fly because white, when people, historically in this country, when people identify themselves as white, it's the Klan or it's the Nazis.
01:23:57.000 And I feel like good white people like yourselves have to take whiteness back.
01:24:01.000 Thank you for including me in the group of good white people.
01:24:03.000 I appreciate that very much.
01:24:04.000 No problem.
01:24:05.000 You know what someone said to me also is that white power...
01:24:07.000 Brown pride is a tattoo that Cain Velasquez has on.
01:24:12.000 Cain Velasquez is the heavyweight champion of the world.
01:24:14.000 No one gives him a hard time for having brown pride tattooed on his chest because he's proud to be a Mexican.
01:24:19.000 But if you had white pride tattooed on your chest, that's a different animal.
01:24:22.000 So I said this to my friend and he was like, yeah, but you know what?
01:24:24.000 You could have Irish pride.
01:24:26.000 And I was like, ooh, that's so true.
01:24:27.000 You could have Irish pride tattooed on your chest.
01:24:30.000 And you know what the difference is?
01:24:31.000 Well, Irish people have not been known to be like slave masters and not been known to be KKK members.
01:24:37.000 It's not like a traditional background for them.
01:24:40.000 Yeah, and I think it's also about there's a nationality there versus white.
01:24:46.000 White was an invented concept in this country.
01:24:49.000 You know what I mean?
01:24:50.000 In Europe, they don't think racism exists in Europe because it's all about...
01:24:54.000 It's like the French hate the Spanish.
01:24:56.000 Right.
01:24:56.000 It's not...
01:24:57.000 They don't go to white.
01:24:58.000 So they think, we don't have racism.
01:24:59.000 Yeah, but you still have nationalism.
01:25:00.000 Weird shit.
01:25:01.000 Yes.
01:25:01.000 And over there, they're like, it's okay to hate Arabs.
01:25:03.000 That's different.
01:25:04.000 But...
01:25:05.000 But in this country, white became this invented concept, and the reason why white power is hard for people to take is because white people already got the power.
01:25:12.000 When Cain Velasquez's tattoo says brown pride, it's because brown people don't feel like they've got enough power, and it's a way to invoke a feeling of power, and invoke the thing that brown people have been shit on, and I'm going to take the power back.
01:25:25.000 Black power came out of black people going, we're tired of being shit on, so we're going to say black power.
01:25:29.000 White power.
01:25:30.000 You got it, white people.
01:25:31.000 You don't need a tattoo.
01:25:33.000 You got it.
01:25:33.000 You redundant fuck.
01:25:34.000 And so when the white people put white power on, it feels like, wait, how much power are you going to take?
01:25:38.000 You want more power?
01:25:39.000 Yeah, it's like, yeah, because then it becomes about, we don't want you in our schools.
01:25:41.000 We don't want black people in our schools or brown people in our schools.
01:25:44.000 Like, can't we go to...
01:25:45.000 Or we don't want you drinking out of our water fountain.
01:25:47.000 You know what I mean?
01:25:48.000 It becomes this...
01:25:48.000 The power goes so crazy.
01:25:50.000 But I believe, and I've got a kid who's half white, that if white people...
01:25:55.000 Good white people actually reclaimed words like white power and white pride for the sake of good things.
01:26:02.000 Because there's things you can be proud to be white about.
01:26:04.000 And it became something that wasn't about neo-Nazis or swastikas, that it would change the race discussion in this country.
01:26:11.000 That if white people could sit around and go, I'm proud to be white, without us going, uh-oh, something bad's about that.
01:26:15.000 No one would be able to do that.
01:26:17.000 Because if you even say that at all, you can't.
01:26:18.000 It's a pendulum shift.
01:26:19.000 I'm trying to push it.
01:26:20.000 I'm trying to swing it.
01:26:21.000 I don't think that's ever going to fly.
01:26:22.000 I really don't.
01:26:23.000 I have to yell out here on the edges so that in the middle people can go, okay, we're not going to do that, but let's at least talk about racism.
01:26:28.000 I think you could do it as a sketch.
01:26:31.000 And make, like, a bunch of buffoonish, cartoonish white people who are, golly, we're proud to be white!
01:26:37.000 We love black folks!
01:26:39.000 I love Tyler Perry!
01:26:41.000 It's not about loving black, it's about loving white things.
01:26:43.000 It's about, like, I love Mumford& Sons!
01:26:45.000 That's white as fuck.
01:26:47.000 That's too white for me.
01:26:49.000 That hurts me.
01:26:50.000 They went so white, they went back in time.
01:26:52.000 You've noticed that?
01:26:53.000 Mumford& Sons, they're essentially white when slavery was legal.
01:26:57.000 That's what they're doing.
01:26:58.000 They're drinking out of mason jars.
01:27:00.000 They all have fucking chaps on.
01:27:01.000 They're plantation white.
01:27:01.000 What are you guys doing?
01:27:02.000 You're wearing vests?
01:27:03.000 You're pretending you're the outlaw Josie Wales?
01:27:05.000 What the fuck are you doing?
01:27:07.000 But it's very authentic to a version of whiteness.
01:27:09.000 There's nothing about Mumford& Sons that feels black.
01:27:12.000 No, it's very white.
01:27:13.000 Or it feels like white Americana.
01:27:15.000 It's not even, man.
01:27:17.000 It's a new white.
01:27:18.000 It's a new white that's an old white.
01:27:19.000 That's what I mean.
01:27:20.000 It's a throwback to the...
01:27:21.000 It's like retro to a time where you're like, why are we going back to that time?
01:27:24.000 Yeah, there's no black people in those videos, are there?
01:27:27.000 Is there black people in Mumford& Sons videos?
01:27:29.000 Can you Google that?
01:27:30.000 I would like to know.
01:27:31.000 Is there black people in a Mumford& Sons video?
01:27:33.000 Could you imagine if they just started...
01:27:34.000 Can I tweet them and find out, can I be a black guy in your video?
01:27:36.000 If a bunch of people came to a black movie theater to see a black movie and they just started playing Mumford& Sons videos before the movie started...
01:27:44.000 Black people would just patiently like...
01:27:46.000 Alright, let's just wait for the movie to start it.
01:27:50.000 Just keep it together.
01:27:51.000 Like, think of a movie with Denzel Washington and Morgan Freeman and just load it up with the greatest African-American stars ever in a fucking giant blockbuster, like Quentin Tarantino-style movie,
01:28:07.000 just gigantic, huge fucking blockbuster movie.
01:28:10.000 Based on the story of the civil rights leader.
01:28:13.000 Everybody gets excited about it.
01:28:14.000 Place is packed with black.
01:28:15.000 They just play Mumford& Sons video after Mumford& Sons video.
01:28:18.000 And they troll these people.
01:28:20.000 Like, they don't get it.
01:28:21.000 They play like a half an hour of Mumford& Sons before the movie starts.
01:28:23.000 And it just fades to black and then a new one fades up into a new video.
01:28:27.000 Oh God!
01:28:28.000 You should do that!
01:28:29.000 You should do that for a fucking show, man.
01:28:32.000 You should do that for a show.
01:28:33.000 You should just troll the people.
01:28:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:28:35.000 My God, that would be incredible.
01:28:37.000 I mean, it's a funny thing.
01:28:39.000 It reminds me of one time I was watching...
01:28:41.000 I was flipping past the channels and I flipped past the country music channel and I stopped because it was a video that was playing on the country music channel, except there was black people in it.
01:28:49.000 And I was like, whoa, what's going on here?
01:28:53.000 There's black people in this country video?
01:28:55.000 Darius Rucker.
01:28:56.000 That's exactly it!
01:28:57.000 And I thought that was so funny!
01:28:58.000 I'm like, oh, since a black guy's singing it, we can throw a black couple in this country music video!
01:29:03.000 I was like, good for you, Darius Rucker, for...
01:29:06.000 He's tapped into it, man.
01:29:08.000 Yeah, because he tried to release an R&B album, and black people went, nah, Hootie.
01:29:10.000 Really?
01:29:11.000 Yeah, that's the funny thing.
01:29:12.000 I mean, I think he's authentic to himself, but after Hootie and the Blowfish, he released an R&B album for black people.
01:29:18.000 What are you showing us, Jamie?
01:29:19.000 It's Mumford& Sons' Love by the Light.
01:29:21.000 There's a black guy?
01:29:21.000 Oh!
01:29:22.000 Oh, look at that!
01:29:24.000 That's Nelson Mandela.
01:29:27.000 I don't know if this counts technically.
01:29:29.000 That doesn't count.
01:29:29.000 That doesn't count at all.
01:29:30.000 This is from the movie Mandela.
01:29:32.000 Black James Bond doesn't count as an average black person.
01:29:35.000 You get that fucking shit off our screen.
01:29:36.000 Yeah.
01:29:37.000 Although I like, you know, he's a good looking guy.
01:29:38.000 He's a great actor and all that, but how dare you?
01:29:42.000 How dare you?
01:29:43.000 Well, how about a big movie that he's playing in?
01:29:45.000 He's playing a fucking guy who's like a serial killer and he goes after black women.
01:29:51.000 He knocks on the door in the middle of the night, tells her that his car broke down.
01:29:56.000 What an awkward time to release that movie.
01:29:58.000 Yeah, ridiculous.
01:29:59.000 Yeah, that's why I'm not trying to be an actor.
01:30:03.000 Yeah, he's not a star in a movie where he gets the girl.
01:30:07.000 No, no.
01:30:08.000 No, because black guys got it.
01:30:09.000 We always got to go a different way.
01:30:12.000 Because if anybody should be playing a black superhero, it should be that dude.
01:30:15.000 But no, how about the serial killer first?
01:30:17.000 Well, Denzel Washington got to play...
01:30:19.000 He's the closest to that.
01:30:21.000 He got to play real superstar-type roles that you would maybe see someone else, like George Clooney or Brad Pitt.
01:30:30.000 But even he's sort of never...
01:30:32.000 He doesn't do romantic comedies.
01:30:35.000 He's clearly doing a very specific...
01:30:37.000 He's very...
01:30:39.000 I'm sure he's choosing it, but you don't see him in a full-on broad comedy.
01:30:44.000 Nor do you see George Clooney, though.
01:30:46.000 Yeah, but George Clooney always gets the girl.
01:30:49.000 Right.
01:30:50.000 And Denzel Washington is in these movies where, for example, he was in the Pelican Brief, and it's one of those movies where him and Julia Roberts should end up banging, and they don't.
01:30:59.000 They don't.
01:31:00.000 And I don't know whose decision that is, but it's like George Clooney, no matter what movie he did, it ends up at the end with him kissing the girl and then the credits rolling.
01:31:06.000 That's true.
01:31:07.000 Whereas Denzel, it's like there's always a reason.
01:31:09.000 It doesn't always work out for him.
01:31:11.000 Sometimes he has discipline and he can keep the pussy away from him.
01:31:16.000 He's very disciplined.
01:31:17.000 Martial artist or something.
01:31:18.000 Yeah, there's a trend going on now, though, to sort of avoid what he's talking about Will Smith.
01:31:24.000 What about him?
01:31:25.000 He's in a bunch of movies where he gets to do those roles.
01:31:27.000 Well, that's because he's post-Denzel.
01:31:29.000 Oh, okay.
01:31:30.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
01:31:32.000 He gets to do the things that Denzel either doesn't want to do or can't do or feels like he can't do.
01:31:35.000 He does romantic comedies, too, though.
01:31:37.000 He did, like, Hitch.
01:31:38.000 Yeah, he gets to do it.
01:31:40.000 Denzel is the guy who's still holding the Sidney Poitier baton.
01:31:42.000 He might want this, and everybody's like, nah, we're good.
01:31:45.000 Yeah, he's 100% serious and legit.
01:31:47.000 Even though he's funny.
01:31:48.000 I mean, he's very funny in movies, but he's not.
01:31:50.000 There's clearly a thing that he's walking a path that I don't want to be caught up in a thing where he's still holding the baton of blackness in a way or another that people after him don't have to hold it.
01:32:00.000 What I was talking about- You know, like, he's not going to do that movie unless that dude gets murdered by Oprah at the end.
01:32:08.000 But wait a minute, he did American Gangster.
01:32:10.000 And yes, and he always, that guy ends up at the end.
01:32:15.000 If you notice, whenever he does the movie about the guy who's a villain, he either gets killed or he ends up at the end broken.
01:32:20.000 Right.
01:32:20.000 He never does a thing where that guy goes out on top or, like, Training Day is a great movie until, like, I think I gotta die.
01:32:26.000 You know, like, he always gets a comeuppance at the end.
01:32:29.000 Right.
01:32:30.000 It's a very moral thing he's doing because he wants to show this is not how you live your life.
01:32:33.000 You think it's a conscious decision on his part?
01:32:36.000 It's gotta be.
01:32:36.000 How he chooses those roles?
01:32:37.000 He's an A-list.
01:32:38.000 He is the A-list black actor, and he's an A-list actor.
01:32:42.000 How many A-list black actors are there?
01:32:44.000 Is there even ten?
01:32:45.000 No.
01:32:46.000 There's him, there's Will Smith, and then it's a huge drop-off.
01:32:50.000 Idris Elba.
01:32:51.000 You're trying for him.
01:32:52.000 He's new.
01:32:53.000 He's A-list in the UK, but he's not A-list here.
01:32:57.000 In the UK, he's A-list.
01:32:58.000 Yeah, he's a British actor.
01:32:59.000 He's a big star over there.
01:33:01.000 So he speaks with a British accent?
01:33:02.000 Absolutely.
01:33:03.000 That's always weird.
01:33:04.000 Like the guy from The Walking Dead.
01:33:05.000 Have you ever heard the guy from The Walking Dead?
01:33:07.000 Rick?
01:33:08.000 You ever heard him talk in real life?
01:33:10.000 He speaks with a total English accent.
01:33:12.000 Same as the guy from Homeland.
01:33:13.000 The red-headed dude from Homeland?
01:33:15.000 Deep English accent.
01:33:16.000 You know what I think is weird is Christian Bale, who's British, when he was doing interviews for Batman, spoke in an American accent.
01:33:22.000 Did he?
01:33:22.000 Yeah, because he wanted people to accept Batman as Batman.
01:33:26.000 He didn't want to throw them off with a British accent.
01:33:28.000 So he threw a fake accent out while he was talking?
01:33:31.000 Specifically when he did interviews for the movie Batman, he did an American accent.
01:33:33.000 He's Uncle Tom in for America.
01:33:35.000 Seems to have worked out.
01:33:37.000 Yeah, I guess.
01:33:38.000 No, you make those three of the biggest action movies of all time.
01:33:42.000 Well, Who Jackman, too.
01:33:43.000 Who Jackman?
01:33:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:33:44.000 He's kind of done it, too.
01:33:45.000 He abandoned that.
01:33:46.000 Yeah, he sort of brings it in a little bit when he's...
01:33:49.000 Barely.
01:33:49.000 Yeah.
01:33:50.000 Never hear that Australian accent from him.
01:33:51.000 Yeah.
01:33:52.000 He's an odd duck.
01:33:54.000 He's got a weird situation going on.
01:33:56.000 He's married to a 100-year-old lady.
01:33:58.000 He's like, what's going on there, dude?
01:34:01.000 Somebody's got to want to marry a hundred-year-old lady.
01:34:03.000 Yeah, maybe.
01:34:05.000 You know how marriage works?
01:34:07.000 Everybody makes their agreements.
01:34:09.000 Indeed.
01:34:09.000 Not sure.
01:34:10.000 Once the door closes, it's all up to whatever the agreement is.
01:34:13.000 Agreements.
01:34:13.000 I like what you're saying.
01:34:14.000 Agreements.
01:34:15.000 I'm actually saying it.
01:34:15.000 I know what we're saying.
01:34:16.000 Yeah.
01:34:17.000 We could just leave it right here.
01:34:18.000 Yeah.
01:34:18.000 No need to get crazy.
01:34:19.000 No need to accuse anybody of anything or say that something's happened that we don't know about personally.
01:34:24.000 What the fuck do I do?
01:34:24.000 What do we know, man?
01:34:25.000 We don't know shit.
01:34:27.000 You know, and certainly, marriage is an agreement.
01:34:29.000 Handsome man, though.
01:34:30.000 Yeah, absolutely.
01:34:31.000 Beautiful body.
01:34:32.000 I never liked him as Wolverine, but that's my own thing.
01:34:34.000 Yeah, well, he's too tall.
01:34:36.000 Wolverine's supposed to be built like Hector Lombard.
01:34:39.000 I feel like it's supposed to be like a young Robert De Niro.
01:34:42.000 Yeah.
01:34:42.000 Well, not even a Robert.
01:34:43.000 Yeah, but definitely too good looking.
01:34:45.000 But it should be like this wide, thick tank of a man.
01:34:48.000 Like a Wolverine.
01:34:50.000 Yeah, yeah, like the actual thing.
01:34:51.000 A Wolverine animal is a small animal that's crazy wild and no one wants to fuck with it.
01:34:55.000 And covered in hair.
01:34:56.000 Yeah.
01:34:56.000 Yeah, it's not supposed to be.
01:34:57.000 Yeah, it's not supposed to be this beautiful, 6'4", handsome man, perfect abs.
01:35:02.000 The real Wolverine was like 5'6", or something like that.
01:35:05.000 Just this tank of a little short guy with metal bones.
01:35:09.000 That killed a lot of people, was a fucking murderer.
01:35:11.000 Yeah, it's funny how those claws in the movies don't ever do the damage that you would think.
01:35:15.000 You've got claws coming out of your hands, man.
01:35:17.000 Well, they don't show it, you know?
01:35:19.000 I mean, if they could do an R-rated version of Wolverine where he's just slicing people up.
01:35:23.000 I feel like they're starting to get the idea that they can make comic book movies.
01:35:26.000 Like, they're doing a Deadpool movie.
01:35:27.000 You know who Deadpool is?
01:35:28.000 I feel like they're leaning into like, oh no, actually adults want to see superhero movies, but with actual adult things happening.
01:35:35.000 Well, the Watchmen.
01:35:36.000 Yeah.
01:35:37.000 Watchmen did that.
01:35:38.000 Yeah, more of that.
01:35:40.000 Because I'm at this point, I'm a comic book geek, at least I was, and I like superhero movies, but I'm over them.
01:35:46.000 I'm just like, oh, there's an explosion, and then you do the CGI, and then you do the thing.
01:35:50.000 I'm a comic book geek, too.
01:35:52.000 I definitely was when I was a kid.
01:35:53.000 I was a huge comic book geek.
01:35:55.000 I skipped all the comic book movies this summer.
01:35:57.000 Really?
01:35:57.000 I just couldn't.
01:35:59.000 The Spider-Man movie with Andrew Garfield, the first one.
01:36:02.000 I skipped that.
01:36:02.000 Yeah, so the second one came out.
01:36:03.000 I was like, no.
01:36:04.000 And then Captain America, I never...
01:36:05.000 Maybe it's not in my DNA to give a shit about a guy named Captain America.
01:36:10.000 It's just too much.
01:36:11.000 It's just too much.
01:36:11.000 Like, come on, everybody.
01:36:13.000 And he doesn't have any cool powers, so I sort of skipped that.
01:36:15.000 Well, he's kind of got some cool steroid powers.
01:36:18.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:36:19.000 He's strong.
01:36:20.000 He's super steroid.
01:36:21.000 He's Brock Lesnar?
01:36:21.000 Yeah.
01:36:22.000 It's even more so.
01:36:23.000 Yeah.
01:36:24.000 But yeah, there's a difference between a guy like him and, say, a guy like the Hulk.
01:36:28.000 Yeah.
01:36:28.000 Like, I can get behind the Hulk.
01:36:30.000 I can get behind.
01:36:30.000 That's the same thing.
01:36:31.000 He's my favorite of all time.
01:36:32.000 That's me.
01:36:33.000 I remember the Hulk TV show.
01:36:36.000 Well, the new Hulk, the thing about the Hulk now is they can make it look real.
01:36:40.000 Yes.
01:36:41.000 Like, the CGI is so good.
01:36:43.000 And what's his name?
01:36:44.000 What the fuck's the new dude's name?
01:36:46.000 Oh, the guy who plays Bruce Banner.
01:36:49.000 He's an actual really good actor.
01:36:52.000 Mark Ruffalo.
01:36:56.000 There he goes.
01:36:57.000 He's a really good actor.
01:36:58.000 Ed Norton was good too.
01:37:00.000 Yeah, Ed Norton would have been good.
01:37:01.000 I just think the CGI was not up to snuff.
01:37:02.000 Eric Bannisart.
01:37:03.000 Yeah, that was again.
01:37:05.000 Bruce Banner's not 6'4", like 220 pounds, looking at people like, don't make me turn to the Hulk, you're already the Hulk, sir!
01:37:11.000 Bitch, you're already huge!
01:37:13.000 Eric Bana was great in Chopper, but I just think that movie that he was in was not a good Hulk.
01:37:20.000 Well, Ang Lee, and I think he's a great director, admitted he didn't know who the Hulk was when he took the movie.
01:37:25.000 They basically gave it to him as like, you're a big Hollywood director, do you want to do this superhero movie?
01:37:30.000 And he said, So there was no sense that he actually understood or cared, really loved the source material.
01:37:36.000 Yeah, man, listen.
01:37:40.000 Sacrilege.
01:37:40.000 I still feel like just let Lou Ferrigno do it every time, but that's me.
01:37:43.000 I'm old school.
01:37:44.000 Be the Hulk?
01:37:45.000 No!
01:37:46.000 He's too fucking small.
01:37:49.000 But you saw Lord of the Rings?
01:37:51.000 Gandalf's not really that tall in real life.
01:37:53.000 They can do stuff.
01:37:54.000 I guess, but he just doesn't look like the Hulk.
01:37:57.000 Well, I just think I would rather a person was doing it.
01:38:00.000 Really?
01:38:00.000 I just think it would be better because it's a person.
01:38:02.000 It's not CGI. I don't mind the Hulk being CGI because there's no real Hulk.
01:38:08.000 Where CGI looks weird is when it's a CGI version of a real thing.
01:38:13.000 Especially animals.
01:38:14.000 They're not good at that yet.
01:38:16.000 Even in the Game of Thrones, you see the dogs, the wolves, the dire wolves.
01:38:20.000 You're like, that's not really there.
01:38:22.000 I can kind of pretend it's there.
01:38:23.000 That's not really touching the ground.
01:38:24.000 Yeah, there's something going on here.
01:38:26.000 It's not...
01:38:28.000 The worst version was the Lions in I Am Legend.
01:38:33.000 Remember that shit?
01:38:34.000 It was so goofy.
01:38:36.000 Like, oh Christ.
01:38:37.000 The other one, I think it was like when the Titanic came out and there's a shot where they sweep over the ship.
01:38:44.000 Yes, the people are walking.
01:38:45.000 They don't have any knees.
01:38:49.000 What happened to their knees?
01:38:50.000 Well, it's like the opening scene in a video game.
01:38:53.000 Like when you're getting...
01:38:54.000 Yeah, the load screen.
01:38:55.000 The cinematic.
01:38:56.000 Yeah, the cinematic where it's like, well, this isn't the game, but this makes you think the game is going to be cool.
01:39:01.000 Yeah.
01:39:01.000 No, that's...
01:39:02.000 I'm not...
01:39:02.000 Yeah, I skipped out on the superhero movies.
01:39:04.000 Yeah, they're just not quite there yet with CGI. We were talking about this the other day with monster movies that, like, they show too much.
01:39:13.000 Like, the American Werewolf in London is the perfect example.
01:39:15.000 You only see that werewolf, like, brief seconds.
01:39:17.000 Yeah.
01:39:17.000 And so your imagination has to kind of do a lot of work and it's still scary.
01:39:22.000 But now when you see a monster movie, you see like minutes and minutes of that monster.
01:39:27.000 And it starts to look like a dude in a suit or a CGI thing.
01:39:29.000 It looks like a CGI thing.
01:39:31.000 Like the I Am Legend monsters, they looked CGI'd up.
01:39:34.000 They didn't look like the 28 Days Later zombies who were people.
01:39:39.000 They moved like a real thing that was really in front of you as opposed to these things that are moving like somebody created it on a computer.
01:39:46.000 Somebody's drawing this right now.
01:39:47.000 Yeah, but that's just, you know, cinematic shit, Hollywood shit.
01:39:51.000 Yeah.
01:39:52.000 What do you think about, like, Tyler Perry movies?
01:39:56.000 What do you think about, like, buffoonish versions of black people as done by black people?
01:40:02.000 I have talked about Tyler Perry in the past.
01:40:07.000 My problem with Tyler Perry movies is that there's not...
01:40:14.000 We're good to go.
01:40:37.000 But it didn't...
01:40:38.000 Black cinema is still defined by Tyler Perry.
01:40:43.000 And Spike Lee sort of got out of the...
01:40:44.000 Every now and again does one of his classic Spike Lee movies.
01:40:47.000 But my problem is that there's not enough choices.
01:40:50.000 So that I have to have the Tyler Perry discussion.
01:40:52.000 Because nobody ever goes to you like...
01:40:55.000 Nobody's going to sit you down and go...
01:40:56.000 What do you think about a Woody Allen movie?
01:40:59.000 You know what I mean?
01:40:59.000 Unless we're talking about Woody Allen.
01:41:01.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:41:04.000 You're not going to have to reckon with each and every Hollywood director as it reflects on you.
01:41:07.000 I don't have to represent it as a white person.
01:41:09.000 You don't have to respond to it.
01:41:12.000 For example, I can't go, I don't have an opinion on Tyler Perry movies.
01:41:14.000 You'd be like, come on, man.
01:41:16.000 Right.
01:41:17.000 But you can go, I don't have an opinion on what he's on.
01:41:19.000 And you'd be like, I guess he doesn't.
01:41:20.000 He just maybe doesn't think about it.
01:41:21.000 But I have to, as a black person, reckon with Tyler Perry.
01:41:25.000 I'm glad he's employing people.
01:41:26.000 He certainly employs more black actresses than anybody else.
01:41:29.000 And if you're a black actress in Hollywood and your version is...
01:41:38.000 Right.
01:41:52.000 So I appreciate that.
01:41:53.000 I used to be very, like, fuck Tyler Perry about it, but I just sort of...
01:41:57.000 Things are complicated, man.
01:41:58.000 Well, he has a weird scenario, too, where he does things like old-school studio style.
01:42:03.000 Yeah, he owns...
01:42:04.000 That's the other thing.
01:42:04.000 There's a part of that where the business side is like, he owns his own studio, so he literally is making the movies he wants to make.
01:42:11.000 Mm-hmm.
01:42:12.000 There's major Hollywood directors who aren't doing that.
01:42:14.000 He writes them.
01:42:15.000 He writes them.
01:42:15.000 He produces them.
01:42:16.000 He shoots them on his lot.
01:42:17.000 He casts them.
01:42:18.000 He puts himself in them.
01:42:20.000 My thing now, it's just that thing where Ben Affleck's got a new movie coming out and Tyler Perry's just in it.
01:42:24.000 Like playing a guy.
01:42:26.000 Really?
01:42:27.000 Yeah.
01:42:27.000 What is it?
01:42:28.000 Well, he does that sometimes.
01:42:30.000 Didn't he play?
01:42:30.000 There was another movie where Matthew Fox, the guy from Lost.
01:42:32.000 Yeah, he tried to do Alex Cross, an Alex Cross movie.
01:42:35.000 And everybody's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:42:38.000 What's Alex Cross?
01:42:39.000 It's a series of movies Morgan Freeman did.
01:42:41.000 It was like Kiss the Girl.
01:42:43.000 Really?
01:42:44.000 Yeah, it's based on a series of novels.
01:42:47.000 And Morgan Freeman played the character Alex Cross.
01:42:50.000 And then he basically...
01:42:51.000 Redid it and updated it, and he was playing the main character.
01:42:54.000 And so I think it's called Alex Cross.
01:42:55.000 Oh, yeah, I didn't know that it was...
01:42:57.000 But Matthew Fox was in it, yeah.
01:42:57.000 Yeah, I didn't know it was based on something.
01:42:59.000 Yeah, that's what they're trying to do, an established property that has been a hit movie.
01:43:03.000 We're going to redo it with Tyler Perry and bring his audience in and have a new franchise, but nobody bought Tyler Perry as a serious, dramatic...
01:43:10.000 Sort of thriller guy.
01:43:12.000 Huh.
01:43:12.000 I mean, it would have been better if it was Madea as Alex Cross.
01:43:15.000 What are you showing me here?
01:43:16.000 Gone Girl is the new...
01:43:17.000 Gone Girl.
01:43:17.000 Yeah, and Tyler Prairie's just in it.
01:43:19.000 What is it?
01:43:19.000 What is Gone Girl?
01:43:20.000 New Affleck movie.
01:43:21.000 Yeah, it's getting a lot of...
01:43:22.000 It's going to be the new movie we are all talking about.
01:43:25.000 Whether you see it or not, it's going to be...
01:43:26.000 What is it about?
01:43:27.000 I don't know.
01:43:28.000 Oh.
01:43:29.000 I don't know yet.
01:43:29.000 Okay.
01:43:30.000 It's a kid.
01:43:31.000 I think somebody's daughter gets kidnapped or something.
01:43:33.000 Oh, okay.
01:43:33.000 But Tyler Prairie's just in it.
01:43:35.000 I just feel like it's a little bit hard for me to...
01:43:37.000 How the fuck does he have time to do all that shit?
01:43:42.000 I think you can't be that guy without being, and I say this in the best way possible, a hustler.
01:43:48.000 You can't have gotten to the point that he's at without making time to do as many things as you can do.
01:43:53.000 Because somebody was living out of his car and doing plays in Baptist churches or something.
01:43:58.000 Was he?
01:43:59.000 Yeah.
01:44:00.000 The things he did in movies started out as plays that he did in community centers and Probably church basements, and he'd build them up to a thing that you'd go to the Apollo and see a Tyler Perry play.
01:44:09.000 Like black theater, because it's like urban black theater.
01:44:11.000 Does he have a hundred year old wife too, if you know what I'm saying?
01:44:17.000 He's got agreements, I'm sure.
01:44:18.000 He's got agreements.
01:44:20.000 He's not married.
01:44:22.000 He doesn't have any children.
01:44:25.000 He takes his mom to the movie openings.
01:44:27.000 This is a homophobic conversation without even saying anything.
01:44:30.000 I don't think it's homophobic.
01:44:31.000 I feel like I'm being homophobic without even being it.
01:44:34.000 I'm just telling you about the dude.
01:44:36.000 Takes his mom to the premieres.
01:44:38.000 Nothing wrong with that.
01:44:39.000 Whatever he is, he's successful at it.
01:44:41.000 Good for him.
01:44:42.000 Seems like a nice guy.
01:44:43.000 Yeah, there's been no scandal, so we can't be mad at him for anything.
01:44:46.000 Seems friendly.
01:44:46.000 Yeah, seems friendly.
01:44:47.000 Doesn't get aggressive and angry at people for no reason.
01:44:50.000 Like the other blacks?
01:44:51.000 Is that what you're saying?
01:44:52.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:44:53.000 Oh, yeah.
01:44:53.000 He's one of the good ones.
01:44:55.000 He's not like the others.
01:44:56.000 Jamie and I, being one of the good white people, we like to point out some of the good black people.
01:44:59.000 Oh, thank you.
01:45:00.000 Thank you.
01:45:01.000 And he's also very articulate.
01:45:03.000 I don't know if you've noticed that.
01:45:04.000 He speaks so well.
01:45:05.000 I don't notice color.
01:45:07.000 I don't see it.
01:45:08.000 Oh, thanks.
01:45:08.000 That's helpful.
01:45:09.000 I'm one of those people.
01:45:09.000 Thanks.
01:45:10.000 That's very helpful.
01:45:10.000 I don't see color.
01:45:12.000 It's helpful to live in America, a white person who doesn't see color.
01:45:14.000 I just see people.
01:45:15.000 I don't see it.
01:45:16.000 I just benefit from it.
01:45:17.000 I don't see sex.
01:45:18.000 I don't see...
01:45:19.000 Yeah, I don't see gender, I don't see...
01:45:20.000 I don't notice white privilege because I don't even notice that I'm white.
01:45:24.000 Because it's awesome!
01:45:26.000 Just like I don't notice that I'm 6'4 all the time.
01:45:28.000 I just look down and it seems to be where everything is.
01:45:32.000 I can reach everything.
01:45:32.000 I don't ever have to get a step stool.
01:45:35.000 I can always see over people at the concerts.
01:45:37.000 It's just great.
01:45:38.000 I got a long reach if you want to box.
01:45:39.000 Yeah, I got height privilege, but I don't notice it.
01:45:42.000 Height privilege.
01:45:42.000 The difference is I used to be short, so I know how short people feel.
01:45:46.000 Yeah.
01:45:47.000 But you weren't black and then grew up into whiteness.
01:45:50.000 Oh, that's true.
01:45:51.000 That's a good point.
01:45:51.000 Yeah.
01:45:52.000 That's how I feel about it.
01:45:53.000 But no, I was short until I was...
01:45:54.000 I mean, whatever the definition of short is until high school.
01:45:57.000 You started getting tweeted when I was involved in this conversation with a lot of people about racism and Jon Jones.
01:46:05.000 And you were chiming in about it.
01:46:08.000 And that was a weird conversation.
01:46:11.000 Not...
01:46:12.000 Not because the idea that people being racist against a young fighter, like when you see a guy that's doing very well and has a lot of success, and then you see a lot of blowback and people criticizing him, I always wonder,
01:46:29.000 like, what is it that they're criticizing?
01:46:30.000 They're criticizing his personal life, his behavior, like, what is he doing that's so terrible?
01:46:34.000 What is it?
01:46:35.000 How much of that is racism?
01:46:37.000 And when I said, how much of that is racism...
01:46:39.000 Holy shit, did people get mad.
01:46:42.000 I said, I wonder, how much of that is racism?
01:46:45.000 And then I also said, I think he'd be more popular if he was white.
01:46:48.000 And people were like, so you're saying that we don't like him because we're...
01:46:50.000 People made these big jumps and big conclusions.
01:46:54.000 I'm saying, are you saying that he wouldn't be more popular if he was white?
01:46:58.000 Because I think that's ridiculous.
01:47:00.000 Because there's more white people than there are black people, and white people tend to associate...
01:47:04.000 White people?
01:47:04.000 They want white heroes.
01:47:05.000 We like to see ourselves.
01:47:07.000 Yes.
01:47:08.000 And that's true of all people.
01:47:09.000 We like to see ourselves reflected outside of ourselves.
01:47:11.000 I don't even think that's saying that he's not more popular because of racism.
01:47:15.000 I think that's like a racial preference thing.
01:47:18.000 But asking the question, I wonder if a lot of the blowback, a lot of the reason why people don't like him, is racism.
01:47:25.000 And I was a little taken aback.
01:47:28.000 I saw that, and that's why I chimed in, because I was like, I felt like, oh, Joe is experiencing something that I experience all the time in these discussions.
01:47:37.000 And that's why I sort of reached out like I was trying to reach and go, hey man, I know what's happening here.
01:47:42.000 And I'm a white guy, so it's hilarious.
01:47:44.000 It's hilarious.
01:47:45.000 Well, it's worse because people acted like you turned traitor.
01:47:48.000 Exactly.
01:47:48.000 Which shows you how deep racism is.
01:47:50.000 It's that people who would not describe themselves as white people felt like you turned on them because you brought up race.
01:47:55.000 Right.
01:47:55.000 Well, people were saying, fuck you.
01:47:57.000 They were tweeting me some really mean shit.
01:48:00.000 I was like, whoa, did you even listen to what I said?
01:48:02.000 Because people didn't even listen.
01:48:04.000 No, no, no.
01:48:04.000 They saw it on print somewhere, and then it was on the cover of a bunch of different news outlets saying, Joe Rogan attributes Jon Jones' lack of success to racism.
01:48:14.000 Yes.
01:48:15.000 All I said was...
01:48:17.000 That I wonder.
01:48:19.000 I wonder.
01:48:20.000 I wonder how much of it is racism.
01:48:22.000 Well, a similar thing, much smaller, happened to me recently.
01:48:25.000 I wrote...
01:48:25.000 I saw it.
01:48:26.000 BuzzFeed.
01:48:27.000 BuzzFeed reached out to me and said, do you want to write a thing about lack of diversity in late night?
01:48:31.000 And they're like, you may be over-talking about it.
01:48:33.000 I go, no, I'll write a thing about it.
01:48:34.000 I got things to say about it.
01:48:35.000 And my thing was, it's true.
01:48:37.000 I noticed you can't say it's not white in late night.
01:48:40.000 White in male.
01:48:41.000 Because they wanted to make it white.
01:48:42.000 I was like, no, it's white in male.
01:48:43.000 Let's be real.
01:48:44.000 And...
01:48:45.000 But my thing is, I'm not worried about late night.
01:48:47.000 We need to stop focusing on getting diversity in late night, and the rest of us need to do what we always do, find our own projects and create our own way.
01:48:55.000 The way that this is a reaction to late night talk show, that you're like, I want to just talk.
01:48:59.000 I don't want to have to do a skit.
01:49:01.000 And then the Hollywood Reporter says, W. Kamau Bell, their headline was, it's time for a black host in late night.
01:49:09.000 Yes, I saw that!
01:49:10.000 That's not what you said!
01:49:11.000 That's not what I said!
01:49:12.000 I love your tweet to it, too.
01:49:14.000 You said, it's funny when I say, did you ever notice?
01:49:18.000 People hear, everything you know and love is wrong.
01:49:23.000 And that's the same thing you found out, is when you go, I wonder, people hear, you're a racist.
01:49:28.000 But I thought it was particularly shocking to me, because I'm a white guy.
01:49:32.000 Mm-hmm.
01:49:34.000 And I'm saying, I wonder how much of it is racism, because are we pretending that racism isn't real?
01:49:38.000 Yes.
01:49:38.000 There's 350 million people in this country, right?
01:49:41.000 If there's 300 plus million people in this country, what percentage are racists?
01:49:45.000 If it's 1%, let's say it's 1%, we have more than 3 million racists, okay?
01:49:51.000 We know it's more than 1%.
01:49:53.000 Yes.
01:49:53.000 So what percentage has a hard time dealing with a dominant male athlete in a combat sport that beats the fuck out of everybody and is young and brash?
01:50:04.000 And also has the thing that...
01:50:05.000 There have been comparisons of Jon Jones to Ali, young Ali.
01:50:08.000 He has the same thing Ali had, where he's considered to be an outsider to the sport.
01:50:12.000 You know, there's a thing with Jon Jones where it's like he can't...
01:50:15.000 Really?
01:50:15.000 The stuff I've read about Jon Jones is that he's unorthodox or he's not...
01:50:18.000 He didn't come up the way he learned on YouTube videos.
01:50:21.000 There's sort of this legend that has been created about him about like that he's not...
01:50:25.000 That the sport...
01:50:26.000 That he's not a guy like...
01:50:28.000 I don't know.
01:50:28.000 Like you think about like...
01:50:30.000 George St. Pierre.
01:50:31.000 George St. Pierre.
01:50:31.000 No, I'm even thinking of the black guy.
01:50:33.000 The guy, John Jones, they were friends and then he beat him.
01:50:35.000 Rashad Evans.
01:50:35.000 Rashad Evans, who sort of was raised by the sport through the ultimate fighter.
01:50:39.000 And so people got to see him sort of like, people got to feel like, I saw that guy on the TV show and now he's our champion.
01:50:45.000 Whereas John Jones sort of came from the outside and very quickly dominated and that threatens people sometimes too.
01:50:51.000 Well, he actually...
01:50:52.000 See, there's a misconception when it comes to martial arts.
01:50:55.000 And one of the big ones is that wrestling is not a martial art.
01:50:59.000 John was a very successful wrestler all throughout high school and college.
01:51:02.000 And that is probably the most important martial art.
01:51:06.000 The ability to dictate where the fight takes place is probably the most important aspect of fighting.
01:51:10.000 And John was an outstanding wrestler.
01:51:12.000 The only reason why he didn't go on to be a college star is because he got his girlfriend pregnant and had to get a job.
01:51:17.000 Yes.
01:51:17.000 That is why he got...
01:51:19.000 But he was being actively recruited by a bunch of different universities because he was a very talented wrestler.
01:51:25.000 And then, on top of that, he grew up with two fucking giant super-athlete brothers.
01:51:31.000 Yeah.
01:51:31.000 And they used to duke it out all the time.
01:51:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:51:33.000 Like, John's parents would laugh about how their kids would just wrestle and fight in the living room.
01:51:38.000 And that is a reality.
01:51:40.000 If you grow up with big brothers, you get used to combat in the household on a daily fucking base.
01:51:44.000 You gotta fight for cereal.
01:51:45.000 Yeah.
01:51:45.000 You gotta fight.
01:51:46.000 This fucking dude took your basketball.
01:51:49.000 Someone's got your shit.
01:51:50.000 You gotta duke it out.
01:51:51.000 You gotta fight to go to the bathroom.
01:51:53.000 And even if it's not a real fight, there's competition.
01:51:56.000 High-level competition.
01:51:57.000 So when he came out of nowhere, he was still a very good athlete and a very good wrestler.
01:52:03.000 And wrestling is a hugely important martial art.
01:52:06.000 So it's no more unusual than a guy who's a world-class kickboxer who enters into MMA and starts knocking people out.
01:52:13.000 It's kind of to be expected.
01:52:15.000 Yeah.
01:52:15.000 So I think that's just a misconception.
01:52:17.000 Yeah, I'm not saying, but it's definitely like he's, you're black, you're better than everybody, and you didn't come up the way we want you to have come up into this sport.
01:52:26.000 Well, I don't see, I don't know about that, but that's where we disagree.
01:52:29.000 Okay.
01:52:29.000 I mean, I just, I feel like that was the thing that I, when I first heard about Jon Jones, was that there was this, the myth was created Like, you know, he learned from watching YouTube videos.
01:52:37.000 I remember hearing shit like that.
01:52:38.000 Well, he did learn very quickly.
01:52:40.000 He did learn very quickly.
01:52:41.000 And people kind of don't like when, this is the thing we talk about, like with young Cassius Clay, when somebody is so young and so much better than everybody, and then you put the black thing on top of that.
01:52:53.000 He might have got that if he was white and so much better than everybody.
01:52:55.000 They sort of get threatened by that.
01:52:57.000 And then you put black on top of it.
01:52:59.000 It's like, that's a recipe for America.
01:53:01.000 Yeah, and then if we can find some faults in your character, oh, was he drinking and driving and he hit a tree?
01:53:09.000 As a professional athlete or especially in a combat sport, all the guys are, this is not polite things.
01:53:17.000 You actually want your fighters to be badasses who drink and get in fights and do some things.
01:53:23.000 To me, to fault him for that is ridiculous.
01:53:26.000 Well, it's very difficult to find a badass that doesn't do that.
01:53:30.000 Yes, yeah.
01:53:30.000 Like Donald Cerrone, who's one of the best fighters in the UFC, he's a real fucking crazy wild man.
01:53:38.000 His name's Cowboy.
01:53:39.000 His nickname's Cowboy.
01:53:40.000 He wears a fucking cowboy hat everywhere.
01:53:41.000 He literally was a bull rider.
01:53:43.000 And drinks beer up until the day of the weigh-ins, okay?
01:53:47.000 Takes the day off to weigh-in, and then after the weigh-ins, we'll have a beer.
01:53:51.000 Like, the day before his fucking fight!
01:53:53.000 Yeah.
01:53:53.000 And...
01:53:54.000 In between fights, he's jet skiing, wakeboarding.
01:53:58.000 He's a wild motherfucker.
01:53:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54:00.000 But he's a white dude.
01:54:02.000 Yes.
01:54:02.000 So, like, all this talk about him drinking.
01:54:04.000 And he's never, like, crashed a car.
01:54:05.000 He's not married.
01:54:07.000 He doesn't have...
01:54:07.000 There's a bunch of shit that John was, like, involved in that gave people an excuse to be upset enough.
01:54:13.000 Yeah, they gave him an excuse because if they liked him, that stuff would be the things that made him, like, oh, he's a badass.
01:54:17.000 He doesn't give a shit.
01:54:19.000 Right.
01:54:19.000 He's out there driving his Bentley into trees.
01:54:21.000 Yeah, that would be stuff that he was celebrated for if they liked him.
01:54:24.000 Yes, if they liked him.
01:54:26.000 But I heard people say, oh, he's so fake, he's so fake.
01:54:29.000 He's fucking 27 years old.
01:54:31.000 Do you even know who you were when you were 27?
01:54:33.000 And if you were, were you the fucking light heavyweight champion of the world for three years?
01:54:37.000 No, you weren't.
01:54:38.000 Because we would have heard about you.
01:54:40.000 The amount of pressure and just the scrutiny that he's under is just unprecedented.
01:54:45.000 Yeah, and I think that MMA at this point, I feel like if I ever made sort of fuck you money or money, I would open jiu-jitsu gyms in the ghetto to train the next generation of black MMA fighters because I feel like there's guys in there who could be...
01:55:02.000 MMA is a very white sport right now.
01:55:04.000 Now, black guys historically have been fighters like professional boxers, but professional boxing got so corrupt that the strongest, toughest black guy now plays for the NFL. He's not a boxer.
01:55:14.000 He's not a heavyweight.
01:55:15.000 I don't think they'll be a black heavyweight champion really ever again.
01:55:18.000 Really?
01:55:19.000 What makes you say that?
01:55:20.000 Just because...
01:55:21.000 Do you know who Deontay Wilder is?
01:55:22.000 No.
01:55:23.000 No.
01:55:23.000 Bad motherfucker.
01:55:24.000 Okay.
01:55:24.000 Well, I hope there is.
01:55:25.000 Who's an upcoming undefeated heavyweight who's just smashing people.
01:55:28.000 Well, good.
01:55:28.000 Big, tall, long, lanky dude who's got...
01:55:31.000 I think he's all knockouts.
01:55:33.000 I think his record is just...
01:55:34.000 He's the guy that got famous recently because there was some crazy fuck who was on the internet who was talking all kinds of crazy shit to him, and so he met him in a boxing ring and beat the shit out of him.
01:55:44.000 No, I didn't see that.
01:55:45.000 You didn't see that?
01:55:45.000 No, no, I gotta see that.
01:55:46.000 Yeah, some crazy guy who said some fucked up things about his daughter.
01:55:50.000 Oh, yeah.
01:55:51.000 Wow, they beat the fuck out of him in a video that was on TMZ and everything.
01:55:55.000 Well, I just think that there's the culture of professional boxing in this country has changed in the black community.
01:56:01.000 I think there's a sense of, like, if Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield can end up broke...
01:56:06.000 What chance do I stand?
01:56:07.000 But Floyd Mayweather has untold amounts of money.
01:56:11.000 It's a management issue.
01:56:13.000 It is a management issue.
01:56:14.000 For now, is that what you're about to say?
01:56:15.000 Exactly, yeah, yeah.
01:56:15.000 How dare you?
01:56:16.000 I don't want to get a war with Floyd Mayweather started, but I just feel like...
01:56:23.000 Mike Tyson had untold amounts of money.
01:56:25.000 Now, Mayweather has more because of inflation.
01:56:27.000 He's a promoter also.
01:56:28.000 But Mike Tyson and Holyfield had untold amounts of money at the time.
01:56:32.000 And they're both, I don't know how they're living, but they're not living the way they were.
01:56:36.000 But that's a management issue.
01:56:38.000 But I think the problem is it's the same thing we talked about earlier.
01:56:40.000 You come out of the bad neighborhood.
01:56:44.000 They learn you're an athlete.
01:56:45.000 They don't teach you how to be a good manager.
01:56:49.000 You're signing with a boxing manager, Don King, who's just like, just sign this blank piece of paper.
01:56:53.000 I'll take care of it.
01:56:54.000 So, it's a recurring process that happens in that thing, whereas at least if you go to the NFL, you get a contract.
01:57:00.000 You get an actual thing that we're going to pay you this much.
01:57:03.000 Now, it's not guaranteed, or if you go to the NBA, you get a guaranteed contract.
01:57:06.000 Or, my theory is that a lot of those dudes go, instead of going into a boxing ring and getting my brains beaten out, I'm just going to hang out with the best basketball player in town and be in his posse.
01:57:15.000 It doesn't pay as much, but at least I'm not getting ripped off.
01:57:18.000 I don't know.
01:57:19.000 Where's the black heavyweight champion?
01:57:21.000 Why aren't black guys in boxing anymore?
01:57:25.000 It used to be that it was a done deal that a black guy would be the heavyweight champion.
01:57:30.000 There is a real problem, and that problem is a 6'6 Russian.
01:57:34.000 Named Vladimir Klitschko, who's one of the best boxers the heavyweight division's ever known.
01:57:38.000 I mean, Vladimir Klitschko is a bad motherfucker.
01:57:41.000 I'm not in any way, but it's just...
01:57:42.000 You know, it's weird.
01:57:43.000 Who would have ever thought that there would be a white heavyweight champion that no one gives a fuck about?
01:57:47.000 No one gives a fuck about.
01:57:48.000 No one gives a fuck about that, dude.
01:57:50.000 The heavyweight champion used to be the most famous guy on the planet.
01:57:53.000 Yeah.
01:57:53.000 And that ended when Lennox Lewis retired, I think.
01:57:56.000 Dude, I was on a fucking plane with Vladimir Klitschko, and no one knew who he was.
01:58:01.000 Mm-hmm.
01:58:01.000 I was thinking about whether I should interrupt him and say hi and say I'm a big fan.
01:58:04.000 I'm like, that dude's probably so happy that no one's talking to him right now.
01:58:07.000 I'll leave him alone.
01:58:08.000 But then I realized no one was talking to him.
01:58:10.000 Nobody fucking talked to him.
01:58:12.000 That's a shift.
01:58:14.000 The heavyweight champion used to be the most famous guy on the planet.
01:58:16.000 Yeah, my friend goes, man, that guy's fucking huge.
01:58:18.000 I go, do you know that's the heavyweight boxing champion in the world?
01:58:20.000 He goes, what?
01:58:21.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:58:21.000 He's a white guy?
01:58:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:58:24.000 I go, That's Vladimir Klitschko!
01:58:26.000 Now in Ukraine, I'm sure he gets mobbed.
01:58:29.000 In Germany.
01:58:29.000 He actually speaks like five different languages.
01:58:32.000 He's a PhD.
01:58:33.000 He's a brilliant guy.
01:58:34.000 I mean, it's a really unique guy to be a heavyweight champion.
01:58:38.000 Him and his brother were heavyweight champions at the same time.
01:58:41.000 And didn't fight each other.
01:58:42.000 It was so strange.
01:58:44.000 I mean, boxing is so corrupt.
01:58:45.000 But why do you say that?
01:58:47.000 What do you think is corrupt about it?
01:58:50.000 Because that's kind of a cliche statement.
01:58:52.000 Here's why, I'll bring it to this, the UFC is doing a good job right now.
01:58:58.000 It's a central organization that has a series of practices and this is the way you have to do it.
01:59:04.000 You can call it a monopoly if you want to, but it's a centralized organization that runs everything.
01:59:08.000 Boxing is a bunch of different organizations that each set their own rules.
01:59:12.000 So there's not a way to go...
01:59:14.000 How do we make these fighters fight?
01:59:16.000 You can't avoid a fight.
01:59:17.000 If you're the best guy in the UFC and there's a number two guy, you guys are going to fight.
01:59:21.000 But boxing, because there's a bunch of splinter organizations, you can't...
01:59:24.000 We never got to see Holyfield and Tyson fight in their prime.
01:59:27.000 You know, because of...
01:59:29.000 Pacquiao and Mayweather.
01:59:30.000 Because of all the backwater...
01:59:32.000 People are trying to protect their side of it.
01:59:35.000 And so I don't want him to fight that guy because if he loses, then we lose all our things.
01:59:38.000 So it's not what's good for the sport.
01:59:40.000 It's what's good for the bottom line and the dollar.
01:59:42.000 And what the...
01:59:43.000 And so, therefore, it leads to corruption.
01:59:45.000 It leads to, like, things that happen where, why aren't these fights happening?
01:59:47.000 And also, the thing with Don King, you know, he, Tyson will tell, you know, I'm sure you've probably talked to Mike Tyson before, that Don King became the biggest promoter because he was ripping everybody the fuck off.
01:59:58.000 And so, there's no central authority to rule over and say, we have to clean this up.
02:00:03.000 Right, I see what you're saying.
02:00:05.000 And so it leads to a lot of corruption, and it leads to...
02:00:08.000 There's no reason that Mike Tyson should be broke right now, despite all the shit he went through.
02:00:13.000 There's no reason...
02:00:13.000 See, that's where I disagree with you.
02:00:15.000 I don't attribute that to corruption, and neither does he.
02:00:18.000 He just went crazy and spent all his money.
02:00:20.000 I mean, he has a fucking one-man Broadway show where he talks about...
02:00:22.000 He shows $350 million.
02:00:25.000 He goes, I spent that much.
02:00:27.000 But he's...
02:00:28.000 He did spend that much, but he also, I'm sure, would tell you that somebody else took millions of dollars from him that they weren't supposed to have.
02:00:36.000 Okay, that is true.
02:00:37.000 Someone stole money from him.
02:00:39.000 However, if he had that money, he would have spent it, too.
02:00:41.000 I would like to give him the chance to spend it.
02:00:44.000 That's all I'm saying.
02:00:44.000 I would have liked to have been with someone who is a financial advisor who would have set some money aside very early on.
02:00:50.000 You know Alan Iverson has that?
02:00:52.000 Yes, he does.
02:00:53.000 We were talking about that recently.
02:00:55.000 And Iverson turns 50, he gets millions of dollars, right?
02:00:57.000 He gets millions of dollars.
02:00:58.000 Well, that's nice.
02:00:59.000 He's just working, I think, for the 76ers until that kicks in.
02:01:03.000 And I think that Michael Jordan sort of established the modern NBA of like, you know, get a money manager and get a guy who protects your things and don't invest in stupid shit.
02:01:11.000 And so some people will end up broke.
02:01:13.000 But do you think that the NFL is corrupt?
02:01:15.000 Do you think that the NBA is corrupt?
02:01:17.000 Not in the way that boxing is corrupt.
02:01:18.000 Well, look at it this way.
02:01:19.000 Do you know that 80% of NFL players within two years are bankrupt after they retire?
02:01:25.000 80%.
02:01:26.000 60-something percent of NBA players, same thing, bankrupt within two years of retirement.
02:01:31.000 So I don't think it's an issue of corruption when it comes to how much money they blow.
02:01:35.000 As much as they get that money, it's flowing in like a river.
02:01:40.000 Yeah, I saw that ESPN documentary, Broke.
02:01:42.000 I didn't see it.
02:01:43.000 It's about this.
02:01:44.000 It's about that?
02:01:44.000 Yeah.
02:01:45.000 A guy like Mike Tyson grew up in Brownsville, poor as hell, and then all of a sudden he has hundreds of millions of dollars.
02:01:53.000 He's got tigers.
02:01:54.000 Charlie Murphy came on my podcast and told a fucking story about Mike Tyson, about showing up at Mike Tyson's house and Mike Tyson is on the front lawn playing with a tiger.
02:02:03.000 He said he had a fucking tiger.
02:02:04.000 Nobody would get out of the car.
02:02:05.000 Everybody stayed in their car.
02:02:08.000 But here's my thing.
02:02:09.000 The corruption leads to people not wanting to participate in the sport in the same way.
02:02:12.000 That's what I believe.
02:02:13.000 I don't think so, man.
02:02:15.000 I just think that you go, why don't I just be a football player?
02:02:18.000 I don't think they're looking at it in terms of this long-term thing.
02:02:22.000 I think there's less people that are getting involved in boxing, first of all, because more people are getting involved in MMA. That's one thing that is definitely happening.
02:02:28.000 But more black dudes aren't getting involved.
02:02:31.000 I mean, maybe starting to, but that wasn't...
02:02:33.000 There was a gulf between...
02:02:37.000 The end of boxing being a big sport, the end of heavyweight champions being a big thing, and then the MMA taking prominence.
02:02:43.000 And what happened in that gulf?
02:02:45.000 Between Lennox Lewis going, I'm out, and to Jon Jones, there's a gulf of, where did all the black heavyweight champions go?
02:02:52.000 Where did all the black dudes who were going to be heavyweight champions go?
02:02:54.000 Well, there were still a lot of black fighters in the lower weight classes.
02:02:58.000 Roy Jones was still around, there's Hopkins, there's Sugar Shane Mosley.
02:03:02.000 The heavyweight champion was the baddest motherfucker on the planet.
02:03:05.000 It's hard to find really big dudes that are willing to get punched in the face.
02:03:08.000 Yeah, that's true.
02:03:09.000 The other thing is, boxing is just so fucking hard to do in comparison to other sports like football.
02:03:14.000 Yeah.
02:03:14.000 Because not that football's not hard to do, but you could be a great football player and never have the courage to be able to step into a ring on your own in your underwear and go toe-to-toe with a guy.
02:03:23.000 Yeah.
02:03:23.000 Because you could, you know, Bob could fucking drop the ball and you could lose the game and you could still go out and party.
02:03:28.000 Yeah.
02:03:28.000 But if you get your ass kicked, you got your fucking ass kicked.
02:03:31.000 You did it.
02:03:31.000 It's all on you.
02:03:32.000 Yeah.
02:03:33.000 A lot of people are not psychologically built for that.
02:03:35.000 Well, but that's the thing I think is interesting.
02:03:37.000 For years, they were.
02:03:39.000 Yeah.
02:03:39.000 Up through Holyfield and Tyson, they were.
02:03:44.000 And again, some of those dudes are getting concussions in the NFL. Oh, yeah.
02:03:47.000 So it's not like...
02:03:48.000 I just think there's...
02:03:49.000 That's my theory about it.
02:03:51.000 I certainly don't have to be right.
02:03:52.000 But I just feel like this...
02:03:53.000 The culture of the sport became so corrupt that I don't think people...
02:03:56.000 I see where you're coming from, but I really honestly don't think that it's coming from a point of like, okay, we've seen the future, this is where this ends up, let's not do this.
02:04:05.000 No, I'm not saying the future, but I think there's a sense that if you're a kid, if you're a kid who's 6'3", 250, and you go, man, do I want to be a basketball player like LeBron James or Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant?
02:04:19.000 Or do I want to be a boxer like a Vanderhoofit?
02:04:21.000 Oh, wait a second.
02:04:22.000 Those dudes are broke.
02:04:23.000 Do you know what I mean?
02:04:24.000 Yeah, but they didn't have to be broke, man.
02:04:27.000 I'm saying they are.
02:04:29.000 More importantly than broke is brain damage.
02:04:33.000 I think that is the most intelligent thing to avoid.
02:04:35.000 I think that as one thing as different economic groups It's also boxing is like brain damage is fucking unavoidable.
02:04:58.000 Yes.
02:04:59.000 You can't do it for long without...
02:05:01.000 I mean, I think Lennox Lewis got out when he was like, okay, I've beaten everybody.
02:05:04.000 At this point, it's just going to be about taking too many hits to the head.
02:05:07.000 Yeah, and very smart.
02:05:08.000 I mean, he's shown a little bit of deterioration, though.
02:05:11.000 How could you not?
02:05:11.000 You can't.
02:05:12.000 How could you not?
02:05:13.000 Nobody rides for free.
02:05:13.000 I mean, I was a big boxing fan, so I sort of missed the fact that the heavyweight title was like an event.
02:05:19.000 Like when he was like this, everybody paid attention.
02:05:22.000 People who didn't care about boxing knew who the heavyweight champion was.
02:05:25.000 The Klitschko's are boring as fuck.
02:05:27.000 Right.
02:05:27.000 They're boring.
02:05:28.000 Because they're smart and they're not trying to have blood wars.
02:05:32.000 No.
02:05:32.000 When you watch 1970s boxing and it's like 15 rounds.
02:05:37.000 Ernie Shavers.
02:05:39.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:05:39.000 And it's a dude who breaks his jaw in the third round and says, I'm good.
02:05:42.000 No, I didn't break my jaw.
02:05:43.000 I didn't break my jaw.
02:05:45.000 I'm a huge Ali fan.
02:05:47.000 I'm a huge.
02:05:47.000 Another surrogate dad.
02:05:48.000 Ali Ken Norton when he broke his jaw.
02:05:50.000 And they just still, don't tell nobody.
02:05:53.000 I'll see you at the hospital later.
02:05:55.000 I miss that spectacle.
02:05:58.000 I remember being in a video store in Chicago, and they had the Tyson fight on, and it was like, maybe it was like Carl the Truth.
02:06:06.000 And it was like that thing where me and my friend go, let's just stay a minute.
02:06:09.000 This will only take a minute.
02:06:10.000 And it did.
02:06:14.000 I like that, you know.
02:06:17.000 I'm a fan of that, and I miss it.
02:06:18.000 And I don't think all those dudes ended up in MMA yet.
02:06:21.000 I mean, maybe they will.
02:06:22.000 I think most of them ended up in football, and a lot of them ended up in basketball.
02:06:25.000 Well, you remember Terry Norris.
02:06:26.000 Terry Norris was one of those guys from that day.
02:06:28.000 He was a big star.
02:06:29.000 He's all fucked up now, man.
02:06:31.000 I ran into him in Vegas a few years back, and I was listening to him talk to some fans, and he was slurring his words and could barely put a sentence together, and I was like, damn, I remember when Terry Norris was the champ!
02:06:43.000 Yeah, and it's weird to think about Ali, for example.
02:06:46.000 The jury's out whether he got his Parkinson's-related syndrome.
02:06:50.000 I'll stop that right now.
02:06:51.000 Fuck that jury.
02:06:52.000 The jury's filled with idiots.
02:06:54.000 I'll tell you from a person who's a lifetime investment in combat sports, that's 100% trauma-related.
02:07:00.000 Parkinson's is a trauma-related disease in a lot of people.
02:07:02.000 Freddie Roach has Parkinson's-related trauma.
02:07:04.000 Okay.
02:07:05.000 It's one of the reasons why he forced Manny Pacquiao to take a whole year off after Marquez knocked him out.
02:07:10.000 He's like, dude, you're not fighting now.
02:07:12.000 We're going to take a year off.
02:07:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:07:14.000 Just to get yourself...
02:07:15.000 Well, that's a great...
02:07:16.000 So, Ali, who's still alive, we sort of almost treat him like he's dead.
02:07:20.000 Yeah.
02:07:21.000 And then every now and again, he just joined Twitter and you're like, it's just weird to be like...
02:07:24.000 And some of them are coming from the champ and you're like, are they really?
02:07:26.000 What?
02:07:27.000 Come on.
02:07:27.000 And it's that thing where it's like, if Ali was still...
02:07:30.000 Because he's not that old.
02:07:30.000 He's in his 70s.
02:07:31.000 I mean, he's old, but he's not like, you know, he's not 100 years old.
02:07:33.000 If he was still around and still talking relatively fast, he'd be an ambassador for, you should be a boxer.
02:07:40.000 But because of, like you said, the trauma-related injuries, there's no old boxer who's a good ambassador for boxing.
02:07:47.000 Except Bernard Hopkins, which is ridiculous.
02:07:49.000 49 years old, still the champ, talks great, still full of energy, outboxes the shit out of some young guys.
02:07:56.000 He's a freak, man.
02:07:57.000 Well, it's that thing we just talked about earlier.
02:07:59.000 Some people are doing crystal meth and it's fine.
02:08:02.000 It's the same thing.
02:08:03.000 Not everybody has to take the hits.
02:08:05.000 Well, he's also got a very intelligent style.
02:08:07.000 He doesn't brawl with anybody.
02:08:09.000 He brawls on his terms.
02:08:11.000 He clinches a lot.
02:08:12.000 He holds on to guys.
02:08:14.000 He'll use roughhouse tactics to push them out of their game.
02:08:17.000 And he's just aware.
02:08:18.000 He understands what to do.
02:08:22.000 Boxing is one of those things where, if you look at it on...
02:08:25.000 Like, if you don't have any education in boxing and you watch it on television, like, well, this guy's trying to hit this guy and the other guy's faster so he can't hit him.
02:08:32.000 No, there's footwork involved.
02:08:34.000 He's doing movements that get you to react and he's anticipating your reaction and then giving you another thing to think about and then when you react to that, you're going to step here and he's ready with an overhand right.
02:08:45.000 And these things are all, in his mind, these are all foregone conclusions.
02:08:49.000 But to a young guy, he's just going to use his speed.
02:08:51.000 But you don't ever get a chance to use that speed.
02:08:54.000 He's already on you.
02:08:55.000 He's already making you move and dance to his rhythm.
02:08:59.000 He's the marionette.
02:09:00.000 You're the puppet.
02:09:00.000 And you don't realize it until it's the 10th round.
02:09:02.000 You're getting your ass kicked.
02:09:03.000 And you're like, fuck.
02:09:04.000 And you're like, you need a knockout.
02:09:05.000 You're like, I can't even fucking hit him!
02:09:07.000 You know?
02:09:08.000 I haven't touched him since the first round.
02:09:10.000 Did you see that Russian guy that he beat for the light heavyweight title?
02:09:12.000 No, no.
02:09:13.000 Shit.
02:09:14.000 He's boxing the shit out of this guy.
02:09:15.000 And in the 10th round, BAM! Drops him.
02:09:18.000 They're like, you know, you need to stop him.
02:09:20.000 In the 10th round, Hopkins drops him.
02:09:22.000 They're like, motherfucker.
02:09:23.000 You can't even hit him.
02:09:24.000 No, no.
02:09:25.000 It's just too good.
02:09:26.000 Too slick.
02:09:27.000 In college, I briefly joined a boxing club and got hit by a dude who was not a professional boxer.
02:09:33.000 Like the hardest I've ever been hit in my life.
02:09:35.000 And I was like, I think I'm done with this boxing club.
02:09:37.000 Like, you know, you get rocked hard and I'm like, I think I'm going to just go back to class.
02:09:41.000 I think I'm trying to be a comedian.
02:09:42.000 But boxing, to be taught properly, should be taught where you don't hit each other hard at all.
02:09:47.000 Well, this was like a guy who had, like an ex, it was in Philadelphia, this guy was an ex-boxer, had fought Sugar Ray Leonard, like that was his big story.
02:09:56.000 It lost to Sugar Ray Leonard, which is no...
02:10:00.000 No, this was a long time ago.
02:10:02.000 Yeah, I don't remember his name.
02:10:03.000 But he was a...
02:10:04.000 I would recognize...
02:10:04.000 Yeah, he fought Sugar Ray Leonard in Philly at the Blue Horizon.
02:10:07.000 Oh, man.
02:10:08.000 Lost the fight.
02:10:10.000 Blue Horizon.
02:10:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:10:11.000 He played the video for us, but he just sort of put...
02:10:14.000 It was a boxing club.
02:10:15.000 He just sort of put us in a room, and there was no ring.
02:10:17.000 It was just like...
02:10:18.000 And there was one guy who was...
02:10:18.000 Survival defense.
02:10:19.000 We were the same height, but that guy, he outweighed me.
02:10:21.000 I was like 6'4", 190. He was like 6'4", 260 or something.
02:10:26.000 And it's like...
02:10:27.000 I don't think we're actually in the same weight class.
02:10:29.000 And he was the guy, and he rocked me, and it was just that thing.
02:10:31.000 And I had headgear on, and I was like, oh, yeah, this is not, I think I'm going to use words.
02:10:39.000 Yeah, you could learn how to box, but you've got to learn how to box.
02:10:42.000 Especially in today's day and age, you've got to learn how to do it from someone who respects brain trauma.
02:10:47.000 And understands, the goal is not to just go in there and beat the shit out of each other and the strong person survives.
02:10:53.000 The goal is to teach someone how to move their head so they don't get hit.
02:10:57.000 When he's got his right hand there, that means the punch is coming this way.
02:11:00.000 I want you to duck under it, and then you counter.
02:11:02.000 And do everything nice and slow at first.
02:11:04.000 Develop the movements, and then when you spar, spar in a very controlled way, and you'll actually get better at it.
02:11:10.000 And then, you know, you could actually become a real boxer.
02:11:13.000 But the problem is, a lot of these gyms, they don't want pussies.
02:11:17.000 So they'll just take you and they'll throw you in there.
02:11:20.000 Hey, lace them up.
02:11:21.000 Yeah.
02:11:22.000 Although now there's cardio boxing, which is not exactly what you're talking about, where it's like, we're just pretending to box.
02:11:28.000 Well, they're hitting bags, mostly, and they're doing it with poor form.
02:11:32.000 I went to a cardio boxing class, and I was watching these people hit the bag.
02:11:35.000 I'm like, no one is even telling them to do it right.
02:11:37.000 Yeah.
02:11:37.000 Like, everything they're doing, they're all fucking wailing their arms all goofy, and they're not throwing their hips, lifting their feet up when they punch, and no one's correcting them.
02:11:45.000 No.
02:11:45.000 I'm like, this is not boxing.
02:11:46.000 This is just hitting shit.
02:11:48.000 Hitting shit is exercise, you know?
02:11:50.000 You can't even call it cardio boxing.
02:11:53.000 But it is interesting what you said about the heavyweight division, that the heavyweight division being this division that's sort of...
02:12:00.000 But you still have guys like Adrian Broner that are coming up.
02:12:04.000 You still have guys...
02:12:04.000 Well, I have not paid attention in a long time because it sort of became a thing where it just felt like a desert.
02:12:09.000 It's just a heavyweight division.
02:12:10.000 No, no, I will watch Manny Pacquiao.
02:12:13.000 These fucking Russians have a stranglehold on that motherfucker.
02:12:16.000 Yeah, they're not letting it go.
02:12:17.000 It'll be interesting to see because he's still the champ, right, Klitschko?
02:12:20.000 Oh, yeah.
02:12:20.000 Because he's pretty old, too.
02:12:22.000 He's not a young dude.
02:12:23.000 No, he's like 40. Yeah, that when he retires, like, what happens?
02:12:26.000 Like, what, you know, I think that boxing could use a central organization that sort of, like...
02:12:31.000 It's never going to happen.
02:12:32.000 No, no, and I think that's...
02:12:33.000 You know why?
02:12:33.000 Because you can start your own organization.
02:12:35.000 Well, I'm opening jujitsu gyms in the ghetto.
02:12:36.000 That's why I'm going to start to...
02:12:37.000 Well, MMA has done it in a way where, like, if you organized an event, like, you call it the WFO, whatever the fuck it is, And you decided to have an event and you say, this is my WFO world champion.
02:12:51.000 That's a world champion.
02:12:52.000 That's what the WBA does for boxing, the IBF, the IBO. There's all these different organizations.
02:12:57.000 WBC. UFC is the thing.
02:13:01.000 It's like the NFL Super Bowl champion is the fucking NFL champion.
02:13:06.000 Yeah, there's no question that whoever wins the Super Bowl is the best football team in the world at that point.
02:13:10.000 There's not a football team in Europe that's like, no, we could actually...
02:13:13.000 Exactly.
02:13:14.000 Yeah.
02:13:14.000 And the problem is with boxing is there's so many organizations.
02:13:17.000 And once that happens, you can't take it back.
02:13:19.000 You can't get all those people together and say, hey, let's all form one organization and we'll split the money.
02:13:24.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:13:26.000 Again, everybody wants the money is what dictates the thing.
02:13:29.000 I remember when unifying the title was three titles.
02:13:32.000 It was the WBA, the WBC, and the IBF, I think.
02:13:35.000 IBF was late in the game.
02:13:37.000 Yeah, IBF was late in the game.
02:13:38.000 IBF came around like the 80s, I believe.
02:13:39.000 Yeah, I remember when Riddick both, I think he threw it in the trash, threw one of the tiles in the trash can.
02:13:44.000 Yeah, that was right.
02:13:45.000 How'd that work out?
02:13:46.000 That was a big deal, man.
02:13:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:13:48.000 Well, it's also, they pay ridiculous sanctioning fees.
02:13:51.000 The sanctioning fees to fight for a WBA title is fucking through the roof.
02:13:55.000 It's crazy money.
02:13:56.000 Like, what are you fucking, what am I getting out of this?
02:14:01.000 Giving you a million dollars?
02:14:02.000 And what the fuck are you getting?
02:14:03.000 Yeah, this is, again, it's the, that's the, I mean, maybe some wouldn't call it corruption, but I think that's the corruption.
02:14:10.000 It's just everyone's trying to get as much of the money as they can, but it's not good for the sport.
02:14:13.000 You know what it should be, man?
02:14:14.000 It should be like Ring Magazine.
02:14:16.000 Yes.
02:14:17.000 You know, Ring Magazine has the ring champion.
02:14:18.000 I don't think they have to pay to be the ring champion.
02:14:20.000 No, yes.
02:14:21.000 Everybody should abandon everything but the ring title.
02:14:23.000 Yes.
02:14:23.000 Ring Magazine is not going to do you dirty.
02:14:25.000 They're the people that know.
02:14:26.000 They just want the sport to be good.
02:14:27.000 Yeah.
02:14:28.000 They want the best, and I think that that's the problem with the...
02:14:30.000 There's money in it.
02:14:31.000 Yeah.
02:14:32.000 There's money in deciding who's, you know, the WBC or the WBA. It's that unchecked capitalism thing.
02:14:38.000 Fucking...
02:14:38.000 Communism has a point.
02:14:40.000 Socialism.
02:14:41.000 I enjoy this phone that was made by Chinese children, but I also think that we should probably pay them a living wage, you know?
02:14:48.000 They know how to make good phones, but let's pay them a living wage.
02:14:50.000 Whenever you have nets around the building where you work to keep people from jumping off the roof, because there's so many fucking people jumping off that you need nets.
02:14:57.000 Yes.
02:14:57.000 Yeah, maybe we should look into this.
02:15:00.000 Yeah, yeah, maybe we should, right?
02:15:02.000 Do you think there's a way around that?
02:15:05.000 Because that drives me nuts about not just cell phones, but about people that drive Priuses and shit and say, I'm helping the environment, I'm being socially conscious.
02:15:14.000 Hey, you're also driving a fucking box filled with conflict minerals.
02:15:18.000 Yeah.
02:15:18.000 Yeah.
02:15:19.000 Every fucking lithium-ion crystal in that came out of a fucking mine in the ground in Africa, and it's likely a child that might have been pulling it out.
02:15:26.000 You know, somebody said to me the other day, because of my act and the way I talk about things, like, how would you identify yourself?
02:15:30.000 Are you a socialist or are you a communist?
02:15:31.000 I was like, no, dude, I just went to the Apple store and got me an iPod Touch.
02:15:35.000 I'm a very proud, I'm maybe a reluctant capitalist, but I also like a nice house too.
02:15:40.000 I just think that there's...
02:15:42.000 Ethics.
02:15:43.000 There's ethics.
02:15:43.000 Like when I go to pay, when I went to go try to buy a new phone and they said it's going to be $700, if I thought that that $700 was actually going to a living wage for somebody, maybe, I don't know if I'd buy it, but I would think about it, but I know it's like you're just making up a price.
02:15:59.000 Yeah.
02:15:59.000 This is not actually a pot, like we're probably paying too little for our phones.
02:16:03.000 Yeah.
02:16:03.000 They should probably all be twice as much as they are.
02:16:06.000 But we all know this thing where, isn't it $50 worth of free rebate or something?
02:16:10.000 We want that.
02:16:12.000 But that's a problem.
02:16:13.000 Because that doesn't help the world.
02:16:15.000 It's the same thing with the minimum wage.
02:16:17.000 Raising the minimum wage.
02:16:18.000 If you raise the minimum wage, you have less job turnover.
02:16:22.000 You have people have more pride in their job.
02:16:24.000 Because customer services sucks in this country.
02:16:25.000 Because the dude got hired two days ago.
02:16:27.000 And he's looking for a new job.
02:16:29.000 Isn't there also, like, when you look at the amount of profit that Apple has made, and Apple has something like $60 billion in the fucking bank, like, how much would you have in the bank if you paid people more money to make those phones, and you made them in America, and you made less profit, but the people all made a living wage?
02:16:46.000 Yes.
02:16:47.000 So I can see what that would be?
02:16:49.000 Well, it's the same thing with Walmart.
02:16:50.000 If they paid everybody like $12 an hour, they would make like $3 billion.
02:16:57.000 It's not like, how much profit do you need to make?
02:16:59.000 And at some point, and I get that you're allowed to set the price wherever you want.
02:17:02.000 I feel like I'm talking to my dad in my head right now.
02:17:05.000 But we all have to agree we live in a society that we're not individuals living on our little islands, but I think corporations treat it like we are all our own little country.
02:17:16.000 Well, there's a reason why there's something like a minimum wage and that we all kind of agree there should be some minimum wage is because corporations have no fucking soul.
02:17:25.000 No.
02:17:26.000 They're just about money.
02:17:27.000 They're about bottom line.
02:17:28.000 In fact, their duty to their shareholders is to increase their bottom line and they have to make more every year.
02:17:35.000 Yes.
02:17:36.000 Yeah, they can't have flat growth.
02:17:38.000 Which is hilarious.
02:17:39.000 Yeah, like we made a billion dollars last year.
02:17:41.000 We only made a billion dollars this year.
02:17:43.000 What's happening down there?
02:17:44.000 What the fuck?
02:17:45.000 What's happened to those kids in that factory?
02:17:46.000 Yeah.
02:17:47.000 They need to make less.
02:17:48.000 They need to.
02:17:48.000 And so the thing that I think is like, and the thing with the minimum wage is that it hasn't kept up with inflation.
02:17:53.000 If minimum wage is tracked with inflation, it would be fine, but it has not kept up.
02:17:58.000 And so, and you know, my dad, I've talked to my dad about it.
02:18:01.000 He's like, well, those jobs are pass-through jobs.
02:18:04.000 You're not supposed to have work at Walmart forever.
02:18:05.000 Hey, the factory left town.
02:18:07.000 Yeah.
02:18:08.000 There's no good union jobs, and there's not a lot of good union jobs where you can work at the GM factory for 25 years and retire with a gold watch.
02:18:14.000 Walmart is the factory.
02:18:15.000 I feel like there's some jobs that are really good for kids.
02:18:19.000 There's some jobs when kids just get out of high school and they have an entry-level job.
02:18:22.000 There are some jobs that probably shouldn't pay a shitload of money, but...
02:18:26.000 No, not a shitload, but they should, yeah.
02:18:27.000 But if you're working all week, you should be able to live on that.
02:18:30.000 Yes, yes.
02:18:31.000 Why is that hard?
02:18:32.000 If you're putting in full-time work, you should be able to afford to...
02:18:35.000 You should be able to eat, and you should be able to sleep somewhere.
02:18:37.000 And the government should want you to be able to actually not just live for yourself, but also be married and afford to have a few kids, because that all feeds the economy.
02:18:47.000 Right.
02:18:48.000 Like, you shouldn't want somebody to be struggling and not afford to, I guess we can't have a kid, or whatever, we can only have one.
02:18:54.000 Well, I guess you need a better job, Kamau.
02:18:56.000 What you need to do is you need to get out of North Dakota somehow and find yourself a good place where you can get a good income.
02:19:02.000 Exactly.
02:19:02.000 Yeah, move to San Francisco where you can't afford to live.
02:19:04.000 Yeah.
02:19:04.000 We can get a $4 million shack.
02:19:06.000 Yeah.
02:19:07.000 To me, it's so clear that, no, if we raise the minimum wage, it helps the economy.
02:19:13.000 Certainly, Cinder, but I have a small business, and if I raise the minimum wage, your employees won't be so shitty.
02:19:18.000 That's what'll happen.
02:19:19.000 And they won't quit every two weeks.
02:19:20.000 Yeah, how much money should it be, though?
02:19:22.000 What should the minimum wage be?
02:19:24.000 I mean, I'm not an economist, but I think $15 an hour is not outside the bounds of- No, it's not unreasonable.
02:19:31.000 For somebody who's like, and I think, I don't even have a problem if you track it to the city.
02:19:35.000 Like, I think some cities you need $17 an hour, and some cities maybe need $12.
02:19:39.000 Right, right.
02:19:39.000 You know, I think that's just the way it goes.
02:19:42.000 Cost of living.
02:19:43.000 San Francisco has a higher minimum wage than the national minimum wage.
02:19:48.000 Does it?
02:19:48.000 Yes.
02:19:49.000 It's like, I don't know what the national minimum is, but San Francisco is like $8.50, I think.
02:19:53.000 Because they know that it's fucking San Francisco.
02:19:58.000 And it's still not enough, but at least there's the service about, we realize that this city is not North Dakota.
02:20:05.000 There's three things that you bring up where people go fucking bananas about.
02:20:09.000 Climate change.
02:20:11.000 Racism, and minimum wage.
02:20:13.000 And we've talked about all three of them.
02:20:14.000 Alright.
02:20:15.000 When you start talking about minimum wage, the fucking quote-unquote economic experts...
02:20:20.000 By the way, here's what I've noticed.
02:20:23.000 Most of them aren't rich.
02:20:24.000 The people that fucking chime in on these discussions...
02:20:28.000 I've had...
02:20:29.000 Deep conversations with these people, like back and forth for a long time, but I know zero about economics.
02:20:35.000 And so when I've said, hey, I just think that people should be able to live on the amount of money that they make during the week, and people come up with all these reasons why that's bullshit, and all these reasons why that's bad for business, and all these reasons, and I eventually, in the conversation, I get to, how much do you make?
02:20:52.000 What do you do?
02:20:53.000 Do you run a business?
02:20:55.000 No, none of them run bucking businesses.
02:20:57.000 They all have this idea in their head that America is filled with people, and I've read this quote somewhere, I forget who to attribute it to, that think that they are about to become a millionaire, and they want to make sure that there's no laws in place, they're going to fuck them over once they become a millionaire.
02:21:14.000 No, it's the reason why people vote against their own personal interests, because I'm going to vote with the, and I'm not trying to But I'm going to vote with the Republican Party because they don't want taxes.
02:21:26.000 And one day I'm going to be rich and I'm not going to want taxes.
02:21:28.000 Even though it's like, well right now some taxes might help you.
02:21:31.000 You know what I mean?
02:21:32.000 Like it would help your community and your neighborhood.
02:21:34.000 But no, one day.
02:21:35.000 So weirdest thing in the world is people that are Republican that are broke that are voting for corporate interests.
02:21:41.000 Yes, yes.
02:21:42.000 It's like, what are you doing?
02:21:43.000 Because people think that, everybody thinks they're one, not everybody, but a lot of people think they're one lottery ticket away from being in the 1%.
02:21:48.000 Or one step.
02:21:49.000 Or one invention.
02:21:51.000 Or one jump shot.
02:21:53.000 But it's weird how the Republican Party is a party that supports big business unequivocally, yet they're more supported by lower income conservative people.
02:22:06.000 It's the reason why people who don't live in New York like the Yankees, because they feel like they're the best.
02:22:11.000 They're the winning team.
02:22:13.000 And even though it's not connected to them, they just feel like, I want to be with the winners.
02:22:17.000 It's also the team that is most aligned with Jesus.
02:22:20.000 Is the Yankees most aligned with Jesus?
02:22:22.000 No.
02:22:22.000 Republicans.
02:22:23.000 Oh, Republicans, yes.
02:22:24.000 Well, Republicans, by tying patriotism to God, have swept a whole bunch of people in there.
02:22:31.000 I saw a sign in Alabama that said, America, bless God.
02:22:34.000 I don't even know what that means, but that was a billboard that I saw that was sort of...
02:22:38.000 So we're like, wait, we're...
02:22:39.000 Is that?
02:22:41.000 Yes, God bless America, but it was actually like putting...
02:22:43.000 It was sort of saying no.
02:22:44.000 America's the God.
02:22:45.000 America's the God.
02:22:46.000 And I was like, I'm not sure what that means, but clearly I don't think I want to rent a house here.
02:22:50.000 America's better than the creator of the universe.
02:22:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:22:52.000 How awesome is that?
02:22:53.000 If you believe in the creator of the universe, America's better than that.
02:22:56.000 So we bless the creator of the universe.
02:22:58.000 Yes, yes.
02:22:58.000 Just give you a little pat on the head, God.
02:23:00.000 Good job making us.
02:23:01.000 Good job making us.
02:23:02.000 We'll take it from here.
02:23:02.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:23:03.000 We'll take it from here.
02:23:04.000 That's the new U.S. slogan.
02:23:06.000 We'll take it from here.
02:23:08.000 America bless...
02:23:09.000 Oh, there it is!
02:23:10.000 America bless God.
02:23:12.000 I need you at my house.
02:23:13.000 Look at that fucking billboard.
02:23:15.000 Meanwhile, it's a cunty flying lizard.
02:23:19.000 That's...
02:23:20.000 Have you ever met a lizard?
02:23:21.000 I mean, an eagle?
02:23:22.000 No.
02:23:22.000 You ever seen an eagle?
02:23:23.000 No.
02:23:23.000 I saw one last summer for the first time in real life.
02:23:25.000 And you look into the eyes of that heartless monster.
02:23:28.000 You're like, how the fuck is this our national bird?
02:23:30.000 Yeah.
02:23:31.000 This is our national animal.
02:23:31.000 Aren't they like crazy a little bit?
02:23:33.000 They're dinosaurs.
02:23:34.000 Yeah.
02:23:35.000 They're dinosaurs that survived.
02:23:36.000 If you pulled away all the feathers, and by the way, they think that most dinosaurs had feathers now.
02:23:41.000 They're starting to reconsider the idea of dinosaurs and feathers.
02:23:44.000 They think a lot of dinosaurs had feathers.
02:23:46.000 So they essentially are fucking dinosaurs.
02:23:48.000 So that gives Steven Spielberg a way to re-release all the Jurassic Park movies.
02:23:51.000 Now with feathers...
02:23:52.000 They don't know what the fuck was on those things.
02:23:54.000 They don't know what color they were.
02:23:55.000 They know they had some sort of skin.
02:23:57.000 But all they have is bones and speculation.
02:24:00.000 And we like to think our lizards are green, so we just make them green.
02:24:04.000 Yeah.
02:24:04.000 Well, they also think that T-Rex might have been, like, vulture-shaped or vulture-colored, like, bright red-faced and black-bodied because they think that he might have been, like, intimidating because they think he was more of a...
02:24:15.000 They think it was more of...
02:24:17.000 Instead of a predator, he was more of a carrion eater.
02:24:20.000 He probably stole food away from somebody else who killed it because his body's all fucked up.
02:24:26.000 Yeah.
02:24:26.000 He doesn't have the arms.
02:24:27.000 He can't really run that good, they think.
02:24:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:24:30.000 They also speculate about the Earth's atmosphere being different then.
02:24:33.000 That's one of the reasons why things grew so big.
02:24:36.000 It was a more oxygen-rich and dense atmosphere.
02:24:38.000 But they think that there's a lot of dinosaurs that had feathers.
02:24:42.000 So a fucking eagle is a dinosaur.
02:24:44.000 So when you're looking at that thing with a bolt cutter for a face, how is this heartless, evil, baby-stealing, flying monster...
02:24:54.000 That's us.
02:24:54.000 That's America.
02:24:55.000 I don't know.
02:24:56.000 There's something about that that sounds like America.
02:24:58.000 America.
02:25:00.000 America.
02:25:01.000 Sounds like an eagle flying into the Foxconn factory in China and swooping out the iPhones and taking them away.
02:25:07.000 That sounds kind of like us.
02:25:08.000 And the baby in one hand just fucking drops it in the ocean.
02:25:11.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:25:12.000 That's sort of a thing that happens.
02:25:14.000 Yeah, they're talons, these big, long, that are so good to steal fish from a river.
02:25:18.000 What you're not mentioning, Joe, is that cavemen were also living with them at the same time.
02:25:22.000 They were riding them.
02:25:23.000 If you go to the Creation Museum.
02:25:24.000 Have you been?
02:25:25.000 No, I've been to that area and heard about it.
02:25:27.000 I heard it's awesome.
02:25:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:25:29.000 The Creation Museum is supposed to be so awesome.
02:25:31.000 They have, like, these lectures.
02:25:33.000 They explain how dinosaurs were mentioned in the Bible.
02:25:37.000 Yes, yeah, yeah.
02:25:38.000 How they were all here together.
02:25:40.000 Did Noah forget them?
02:25:41.000 Is that what happened?
02:25:41.000 Yeah, they forgot them.
02:25:43.000 He was on the boat.
02:25:44.000 Panosaurs were late.
02:25:44.000 Shit, fucking dinosaurs.
02:25:46.000 That dinosaur people time.
02:25:47.000 Yeah, DPT. Yeah, I love when people get wacky ideas like that in their head and they just ride them out to the very end.
02:25:58.000 I think it's so funny to me because people think that they're supposed to be able to...
02:26:02.000 Some people, and especially in religion, think they're supposed to be able to figure everything out.
02:26:07.000 Well, no.
02:26:08.000 Everything should be easily explained to them and everything should be like, no, most shit shouldn't make sense to you.
02:26:14.000 It doesn't have to make sense.
02:26:15.000 You have a job.
02:26:15.000 That's the thing that's supposed to make sense to you.
02:26:17.000 But everything else, you don't have to know why things work the way they are unless that's your job.
02:26:22.000 Let's science handle it.
02:26:23.000 There's a lot of people working on that shit.
02:26:25.000 There's also a lot of people that attribute really complex mechanisms to impossibility.
02:26:32.000 They say, you're telling me that 6, 14, whatever it was, billion years ago, something created the universe out of nothing.
02:26:44.000 And then from there, you can see with your eyes.
02:26:47.000 Like, okay.
02:26:48.000 I mean, man, where do we begin?
02:26:50.000 You know what I go?
02:26:51.000 Yes, that's what I'm telling you.
02:26:52.000 Next question.
02:26:52.000 It's like when you're saying, I could never make a cell phone.
02:26:55.000 I don't know what's in a cell phone.
02:26:56.000 Sure you do.
02:26:57.000 You just gotta do the work.
02:26:59.000 Well, yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
02:27:00.000 But I couldn't, if somebody brought me all the parts and said, put it together, and...
02:27:04.000 I don't need to know how to do it to believe that it's doing the job.
02:27:08.000 But some people act like they need to know how a thing works for it to make sense.
02:27:11.000 It needs to make sense to them.
02:27:13.000 Like, no, you didn't study that.
02:27:14.000 So you don't know that.
02:27:16.000 Well, you're telling me a single-celled organism can become a giraffe.
02:27:20.000 Yes, I am.
02:27:20.000 Next question.
02:27:22.000 Yeah, it takes millions of years, fucker.
02:27:24.000 Or don't worry about it.
02:27:25.000 Let the people who went to college worry about it.
02:27:28.000 I don't trust them because they're all liberals.
02:27:30.000 Exactly, yes.
02:27:30.000 Bunch of liberals and queer lovers.
02:27:32.000 And those liberals brought you your iPhone.
02:27:34.000 You're not worried about that.
02:27:35.000 That is true.
02:27:36.000 That's the problem.
02:27:37.000 There's not a lot of conservative think tanks creating the most innovative new cell phones.
02:27:41.000 No, no, no, no.
02:27:42.000 Right?
02:27:43.000 That's a weird thing, a comforting thing that I like about a lot of these internet-based, tech-based businesses.
02:27:48.000 They seem to be very ethical and moral.
02:27:51.000 Like, they seem to have a connect, like Google especially, Google and a lot of these companies, they're way more open and way more intelligent about their approach to ethics and morals than a lot of, like, other corporations.
02:28:05.000 Yeah, but I think it's probably like if, you know, I don't know, if Walmart is way over here is not ethical, moral, some people would say that Facebook is here.
02:28:14.000 They wouldn't say it's like all the way up to the other side.
02:28:16.000 Well, Facebook is tricky.
02:28:17.000 Yeah, I think that like, you know, they own all our information.
02:28:21.000 They sell it too.
02:28:23.000 Yeah, and they sell it and you're like, how does this make money if I'm not paying for it?
02:28:27.000 How's the weird thing when you go to Google search something and it shows you all sorts of other shit that you might be interested in on the right-hand side?
02:28:34.000 You're like, wait a minute.
02:28:35.000 How the fuck do you know what I like?
02:28:37.000 Yeah, or the new thing where they show...
02:28:38.000 I looked up a punching bag.
02:28:42.000 I was thinking about buying a punching bag.
02:28:44.000 And now every time I go to websites, I'm being advertised for Everlast bags.
02:28:47.000 I'm like, I did that one time.
02:28:48.000 I did a half hour looking at punching bags.
02:28:50.000 I went, nah, it's dumb.
02:28:51.000 I'm not going to do that.
02:28:52.000 Can you just dump your cookies or something like that?
02:28:54.000 I guess you could, but it's just that thing that I don't think about until I'm like, why is it telling me about...
02:29:00.000 I've made a reservation at this hotel I'm staying at.
02:29:04.000 Now my computer's advertising me to stay at the hotel I'm staying at.
02:29:09.000 No, I did it.
02:29:10.000 You already got me.
02:29:11.000 They already got my money.
02:29:12.000 I'm already staying there.
02:29:14.000 Well, it gets even weirder when you have a Google phone.
02:29:16.000 Because when you have a Google phone, it'll tell you.
02:29:19.000 You look something up and it'll show you how many minutes that is from your home.
02:29:22.000 You're like, how the fuck do you know where I live?
02:29:25.000 It knows where you go every night, so it assumes that's your home.
02:29:29.000 So it tracks that down.
02:29:30.000 And then where you are, you're 23 minutes from your home.
02:29:32.000 How the fuck do you know where I live?
02:29:34.000 You should leave for work now.
02:29:36.000 Why do you know where I live?
02:29:37.000 What are you telling me?
02:29:38.000 Or the thing that I find with my Google phone, the technology is still not working.
02:29:42.000 I will Google something like in LA. Like, oh, where's that thing?
02:29:45.000 Just something that's not even...
02:29:46.000 It's just like, oh, where's that thing?
02:29:48.000 Because I'm just curious about where it is.
02:29:49.000 Okay, there it is.
02:29:49.000 Then I was in San Diego a couple days ago, and it was like, it's four hours to that location.
02:29:53.000 You Googled in Los Angeles.
02:29:54.000 Like, why would I need to know that now?
02:29:56.000 I'm not going there.
02:29:58.000 You're just telling me...
02:29:59.000 Four hours?
02:30:01.000 It's slowly starting to get smart, but it's not quite there.
02:30:05.000 But if it does get too smart, it's going to be so intrusive.
02:30:09.000 Or, I like to say, convenient.
02:30:12.000 I mean, you see the movie Her?
02:30:15.000 No.
02:30:16.000 I think it's a good flick.
02:30:18.000 You know what it is?
02:30:19.000 Yeah.
02:30:20.000 We want that.
02:30:22.000 Maybe not the sex.
02:30:24.000 Well, actually, some of us want the sex part of it.
02:30:25.000 But we want to be able to walk into our home and go, pull up my email, pull up my Netflix queue, and da-da-da-da-da.
02:30:32.000 And you want to go to work and be like, send me that.
02:30:35.000 We want that.
02:30:36.000 That's what this is all about, is that.
02:30:38.000 In a lot of ways.
02:30:38.000 And in some ways you're saying, yeah, people say we're giving up privacy, but people are willing to give up privacy if it comes with a coupon and some free stuff.
02:30:47.000 You know what I mean?
02:30:47.000 Until it bites them in the ass.
02:30:49.000 Until it bites them in the ass.
02:30:50.000 And that's the question.
02:30:50.000 We all have a different place where our ass is.
02:30:54.000 We all have different size and shaped asses.
02:30:56.000 And someone's like, it's not biting me in the ass yet.
02:30:57.000 And I'm like, ow!
02:30:58.000 But, you know, the thing with the NSA, it's like...
02:31:01.000 It's hard to say they trolled all our data when we're the ones who said, here, would you like our data?
02:31:06.000 Would you like our data?
02:31:07.000 True.
02:31:08.000 You download Candy Crush to your phone and you think, I'm just playing a fun game for free.
02:31:12.000 And it's like, no, it knows where you are now.
02:31:14.000 But the real problem is that we didn't know that the government was able to read your emails anytime they won.
02:31:19.000 These workers could just download your dick pics, send them off to each other.
02:31:24.000 If Edward Snowden is telling the truth, obviously I don't know, but he said that there's people in his office that were downloading emails from ex-girlfriends and shit and sharing photos and stuff.
02:31:34.000 I feel like you say people didn't know that, and I feel like every black barbershop around the country has been talking about that shit for years.
02:31:41.000 Black people have always been like, the CIA invented crack.
02:31:44.000 You know what I mean?
02:31:44.000 That level of we're being watched at all times.
02:31:47.000 Because every time I walk into a store, there literally is a guy watching me.
02:31:50.000 You know what I mean?
02:31:51.000 So I think in the black community, I don't think the NSA story was as big of a, oh yeah, the government's watching us.
02:31:55.000 Well, the black community and the truther community should get together.
02:31:58.000 Yeah, that never seems to work out.
02:32:00.000 Because the truther community goes, there was no slavery, okay, alright guys.
02:32:04.000 I had a CIA guy in here, former CIA director of operations, whatever the fuck he was.
02:32:09.000 Really nice guy, but I played him, this guy Michael Rupert, talking about how they were selling drugs.
02:32:14.000 He was a former LA narcotics officer who...
02:32:18.000 He literally caught the CIA selling drugs in black communities, and was addressing the director of the CIA at the time, who got fired right after this, and I played it for him on the podcast, just watching him try to...
02:32:33.000 Dance around it.
02:32:37.000 I let it go after a while, but I didn't even get into Gary Webb or any of the cocaine plane that had been to Guantanamo Bay twice.
02:32:46.000 It crashed with tons of cocaine in it.
02:32:50.000 In Mexico?
02:32:51.000 Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of evidence that the CIA might have been involved in some form, or someone in the CIA. I mean, absolutely.
02:32:57.000 I mean, you know, they, yeah, I mean, that's the, you can't, you know, the black people can't flood the ghetto with drugs.
02:33:04.000 How are they getting it?
02:33:05.000 Yeah, you can't, you know, I mean, every now and again, there's a Rick Freeway Ross, but there's not, that's, that was the guy that I had on the podcast.
02:33:12.000 I had Freeway Ricky on three times.
02:33:14.000 Yeah.
02:33:14.000 And one of the times that I had him on was he discussed how he got into a connection with this guy who was directly sending the profits to the fucking Contras.
02:33:22.000 I mean, the whole Contras and Sandinistas thing in Nicaragua, which was the Oliver North scandal that was on television, was all out of Freeway Ricky selling the coke.
02:33:32.000 Yes.
02:33:33.000 I mean, it's incredible.
02:33:34.000 And you feel like a little bit, I feel like at least the black guy made some money off of that.
02:33:38.000 Sort of.
02:33:39.000 I mean, yeah, not certainly he, I don't know if he would do it all again.
02:33:41.000 Oh, he wouldn't.
02:33:42.000 Yeah.
02:33:43.000 He definitely wouldn't.
02:33:44.000 He's an interesting guy.
02:33:45.000 He's learned a lot from it.
02:33:47.000 I mean, he taught himself how to read in jail once he was arrested for that, and then found a loophole in the argument that got him arrested for three strikes, because it's supposed to be three different charges.
02:33:58.000 And he got two different charges was one time he was arrested.
02:34:02.000 And that doesn't count.
02:34:04.000 It's a three strikes law.
02:34:05.000 So they had to let him out.
02:34:06.000 He was going to be in jail for the rest of his life.
02:34:08.000 He figured that out on his own after he learned how to read in jail.
02:34:12.000 Yeah.
02:34:13.000 I believe it.
02:34:14.000 And it's funny.
02:34:14.000 I met him at a party one time.
02:34:16.000 And it was when I had the show.
02:34:17.000 And so when I had the show, I would get attention from people who normally wouldn't talk to me.
02:34:21.000 And so I met him at a party.
02:34:22.000 And he was very nice.
02:34:23.000 But he's like, hey man, give me your number.
02:34:24.000 And I just had this weird like, okay.
02:34:30.000 I don't know, Mr. Ross, if I want you to...
02:34:32.000 Okay, I'll give it to you, sir.
02:34:35.000 Did you see Jim Norton's Vice show where he interviewed him?
02:34:38.000 I haven't seen it yet.
02:34:38.000 It's pretty good.
02:34:39.000 Very interesting.
02:34:41.000 He's an interesting guy, man.
02:34:42.000 And, you know, he's a real deal.
02:34:43.000 I mean, he really did have a multi, multi, multi-million dollar cocaine industry.
02:34:49.000 And it was really going to the government.
02:34:52.000 Yes.
02:34:52.000 I mean, that's a fact.
02:34:53.000 Yeah, no, and I feel like, again, as a person who sat in a lot of black barbershops in the basement of churches, I'm like, yeah, you don't get to tell me.
02:35:00.000 I don't believe in a lot of conspiracy theories, but to me that doesn't feel like a conspiracy theory.
02:35:06.000 That feels like, well, of course, how else would you get cocaine and crack in the ghetto unless somebody was greasing the palms to make that happen and that person worked and that was the government.
02:35:14.000 Well, not only that, if I was sitting around the government and I was sitting around with a bunch of...
02:35:18.000 Military industrial complex leaders and everyone's you know going over how to make money you go um You guys aware how much coke is getting sold in this country?
02:35:27.000 Yeah, it's a lot of code.
02:35:28.000 We're not gonna stop that Okay, they're gonna always so who's gonna make this money?
02:35:31.000 Do we want the the fucking Colombians to make the money or should we just make the money?
02:35:35.000 Mm-hmm.
02:35:36.000 Yeah, we should probably make the money Yeah, not gonna stop coke But I feel like, I don't know if they even have the we're not going to stop at conversation.
02:35:44.000 I feel like it's like a new stock thing.
02:35:45.000 Hey, Coke's making a lot of money, let's invest in that.
02:35:47.000 I don't feel like it gets to the, hey, we can't stop the people from, you know, I don't think it's that godfather discussion where like, they're animals anyway, let them destroy themselves.
02:35:55.000 I think it's like, oh, that's making a lot of money.
02:35:56.000 Let them lose their souls.
02:35:59.000 It's Apple's making money, we should invest in that, and cocaine in the ghetto's making money.
02:36:02.000 Not only that, the big impediment, like what's the big problem?
02:36:06.000 It's law enforcement.
02:36:07.000 We got that.
02:36:08.000 We got that.
02:36:09.000 We're going to be fine.
02:36:10.000 We already have that under control.
02:36:13.000 Well, that's where Michael Rupert stepped up because he was a former L.A. narcotics officer.
02:36:17.000 He was a guy who was involved in busting cases, and he...
02:36:22.000 Told his story in no uncertain terms how he was told to let a case go because it involved the CIA. He's like, what are you fucking saying?
02:36:30.000 Are you telling me that the CIA is selling drugs in the black community?
02:36:35.000 No, I'm telling you, let this case go because this case that you busted people is actually the CIA. What the fuck are you saying?
02:36:42.000 Yes, yes.
02:36:43.000 And that's why...
02:36:44.000 We have the police.
02:36:45.000 That's why the black community has a problem with police in this country.
02:36:49.000 One reason, right?
02:36:50.000 Yeah, it's hard to believe that that's the voice of authority if you feel like the voice of authority is not honoring its own authority.
02:36:56.000 You know, it's interesting.
02:36:57.000 The Bay Area is also interesting because of Oakland, which the police are notoriously horrible.
02:37:03.000 Yes.
02:37:04.000 Extra horrible.
02:37:05.000 Yeah, why is that?
02:37:08.000 Because Oakland's crazy?
02:37:09.000 No, it's not.
02:37:10.000 I mean, Oakland now is becoming gentrified, so Oakland is now one of the cities that you find in America's top places for people to live.
02:37:16.000 White people.
02:37:17.000 Is that what it is, white people?
02:37:18.000 Yeah, it's because it's becoming gentrified, so Oakland is really struggling with the fact that it's being gentrified very quickly.
02:37:25.000 But it's just communities that are not even majority black, because as much as people think Oakland's a black city, it's like 30% black.
02:37:32.000 It's not...
02:37:33.000 You know, people go, it's funny how few black people you have to have.
02:37:36.000 People go, there's a lot of black people in here.
02:37:37.000 30% is more than the national average.
02:37:39.000 It is more than the national average, but it ain't 70%.
02:37:41.000 What's the national average?
02:37:44.000 It's like 11, I think.
02:37:45.000 It's somewhere around 12 or 11. Well, guess what?
02:37:48.000 If you have 11, that's a black neighborhood.
02:37:50.000 Exactly.
02:37:51.000 If you have 11% black people, that's a lot of black people.
02:37:54.000 Yeah, most white neighborhoods are 100% white.
02:37:57.000 Yeah.
02:37:57.000 That's weird.
02:37:58.000 And if a black family moves in, it's like, what's happening?
02:38:00.000 Yeah, what's going on over there?
02:38:01.000 What's going on over here?
02:38:02.000 So, Oakland, like a lot of cities that are thought of to be black cities, are over-policed and underserved, you know, because people...
02:38:09.000 To me, it's a structural institutional racism problem.
02:38:14.000 For example, and we can talk about it or not talk about it, but so that if a guy walks down the middle of the street saying, like sort of being a teenager who's a loud guy walking down the street...
02:38:25.000 A white teenager might get told, get the fuck out of the street.
02:38:28.000 And the guy goes, I'm not getting out of the street.
02:38:29.000 Dude, grab him, put him on the corner.
02:38:31.000 Don't do that shit again.
02:38:32.000 But a black teenager who walks on the middle of the street and goes, I'm not getting out of the street, ends up dead.
02:38:36.000 Is my opinion on that situation.
02:38:38.000 Things that would be sort of like, if you're white, they would be like, alright, we're not going to make a big deal out of this.
02:38:45.000 That when you're black, it can end up in your death.
02:38:47.000 Because of the approach to policing black people in this country.
02:38:50.000 Do you think that that's a problem inherent with police officers?
02:38:55.000 Or is it because they're dealing with so much violence that's coming from black people?
02:38:59.000 Is it because they've been told to handle cases differently?
02:39:04.000 I think it's...
02:39:05.000 America was founded on racism.
02:39:08.000 So I think it's a...
02:39:09.000 I'm not going to necessarily say cops are the problem.
02:39:13.000 Cops, the way black people are policed, is a symptom of the fact that the cornerstone of America is racism.
02:39:19.000 And everything we built was on that.
02:39:21.000 And that's why people, you know, when you want to have the reparations discussion, it's like, you know how we got a lot of cheap labor in this country.
02:39:28.000 Like, you know, how do we get to be the richest country in the world for a while?
02:39:31.000 Because we had a 400-year head start on the labor.
02:39:33.000 You know what I mean?
02:39:34.000 Like, people weren't being paid to build this country.
02:39:37.000 I think that when the cornerstone of this country is founded on racism and the people who police the country are trying to protect the country's reputation and name, that means a lot of times they use racism as a part of how they police the country.
02:39:50.000 How can you ever fix a scenario where the entire culture was established with slave labor?
02:39:57.000 If a giant percentage of what made America what it is was established because of slave labor, how does that get fixed?
02:40:04.000 Like, how does that ever balance it out?
02:40:07.000 Does it just come naturally over a course of a long period of time?
02:40:11.000 No, it definitely doesn't come naturally.
02:40:11.000 Does it have to be socially engineered?
02:40:13.000 It has to be, yeah.
02:40:14.000 Something has to jumpstart the process.
02:40:16.000 I think that you can't say affirmative action in this country without saying people go, oh, then a white man won't have a job!
02:40:23.000 But actually, you have to jumpstart the process.
02:40:27.000 For me, I literally said this earlier.
02:40:31.000 If every black person in this country was given therapy, because I feel like being black in America, you have a mild form of PTSD or a severe form of PTSD, depending upon where you live.
02:40:40.000 And you guaranteed that the schools in the inner city were good.
02:40:45.000 We're good to go.
02:41:08.000 Right.
02:41:30.000 You have to change the structures of how people are living their lives.
02:41:34.000 And there's no motivation to do that.
02:41:39.000 No, I think that the only hope that we have of that is that You know, there's a...
02:41:45.000 Professional sports, I look at that, like, the money that is being made in professional sports, like, there are some of these guys, a lot of these guys are going to go broke, but in a hundred years, we'll be dealing with the Jordan Foundation the way we're dealing with the Rockefellers, you know what I'm saying?
02:41:57.000 Well, Magic Johnson did a lot of that.
02:41:58.000 Magic Johnson, that at some point, I hope that some of these people who have this, like, fuck you money, can actually figure out a way to pour it back in, but they can't necessarily...
02:42:06.000 Like, charter schools, like, Jalen Rose has a charter school...
02:42:09.000 Specifically in Detroit to go, I need to help jumpstart this situation myself.
02:42:13.000 But it's hard to rely on individuals to do that.
02:42:16.000 And until America goes, it's in our best interest to make poor neighborhoods better and easier.
02:42:22.000 And I'm not just talking about black, just in general.
02:42:23.000 Poor neighborhoods better.
02:42:24.000 It will make a better country until the government feels like that's an important thing.
02:42:28.000 And also...
02:42:30.000 You know, we have this one president, Barack is pretty good and pretty liberal, but we don't know what the next one's going to look like, and then the next one's going to look like, until the country sort of as a whole goes, you know, that we get to that tipping point where we need to, we should, all the schools should be good.
02:42:42.000 Yeah, without a doubt.
02:42:43.000 Healthcare shouldn't bankrupt you.
02:42:45.000 No.
02:42:46.000 You know, you shouldn't get, you shouldn't have a car accident.
02:42:48.000 It's amazing that we have to even say these things.
02:42:50.000 Yeah.
02:42:51.000 That seems like it should be like the staples of a culture.
02:42:54.000 Yeah.
02:42:55.000 Of a community.
02:42:56.000 In the UK, they go, what do you mean you went broke because you got a broken leg or something, you know?
02:43:00.000 I always think in terms of what is the number one resource that we have in America.
02:43:05.000 It's not natural resources, it's human beings.
02:43:07.000 And wouldn't America be stronger if there were less people that were losers?
02:43:11.000 So what's the best way to make less people losers?
02:43:14.000 Work with children.
02:43:15.000 I think they should have community centers, and any poor neighborhood should have a place where kids can escape that's really well-staffed with people that are excellent counselors, people that are teaching sports and martial arts, and places where kids can work on their studying,
02:43:30.000 they can have computers to use to access books and all kinds of other shit, so that they have a place where they can get in away from the crime.
02:43:38.000 And just that alone will stop a lot of fucking crime.
02:43:40.000 And it'll give kids a place where they have a home away from home.
02:43:45.000 They have something.
02:43:46.000 So if their parents work during the day and they don't want to go home and just stare at the walls, they have somewhere to go to.
02:43:52.000 They have people that they can look up to that can help them, counselors.
02:43:55.000 You're giving people more of a chance to be a successful human.
02:43:59.000 When you do that, you're strengthening the country.
02:44:01.000 Yeah, and I don't think people see it that way.
02:44:03.000 They see somehow, like, it's, again, to...
02:44:05.000 It's a handout.
02:44:06.000 Pull yourself out by your bootstraps.
02:44:08.000 Yeah, which to me is like...
02:44:09.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
02:44:10.000 It's crazy, and I think that people don't...
02:44:12.000 It's so stupid.
02:44:13.000 It's like if you have an infection in your finger and you let it go, it's going to kill you.
02:44:18.000 You know what I mean?
02:44:18.000 Like, you have to sort of go...
02:44:19.000 We need to address this.
02:44:20.000 And we can either address it now or we can wait until, like, you know, do we have to burn down Ferguson, Missouri?
02:44:26.000 Or we can get more cops to patrol my place in Connecticut.
02:44:32.000 Yeah, we need to get that.
02:44:33.000 Our cops need tanks.
02:44:34.000 Our cops definitely need tanks because those black people in Ferguson.
02:44:37.000 Gas masks.
02:44:38.000 Cannons and drones.
02:44:39.000 That people don't take it, they don't take it seriously.
02:44:41.000 And I think that that's the, until people go, oh, if stronger communities lead to a stronger America, there should be things, like you said, there should be things that are just taken for granted.
02:44:49.000 And you know how they're going to do that?
02:44:50.000 How?
02:44:50.000 Taxes from marijuana.
02:44:52.000 Yes, exactly!
02:44:53.000 That's my solution, ladies and gentlemen.
02:44:55.000 Legalize marijuana, 39% tax, like Colorado's doing hundreds of millions of dollars at your disposal.
02:45:01.000 And I've heard the thing about the...
02:45:03.000 I don't know if they'd figured it out, but, like, because you can't...
02:45:07.000 Because the federal government hasn't legalized marijuana, there's all this money that the pot dispensaries are making, but they can't...
02:45:11.000 They're slowly starting to figure out how to do it.
02:45:13.000 They can't put it in the bank.
02:45:13.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:45:15.000 It's just like, oh, come on, America.
02:45:17.000 Yeah.
02:45:18.000 Well, that's the federal government trying to fuck with people.
02:45:20.000 That's what it is.
02:45:21.000 Not only that, they're arresting people that are using these federal parks, like they're smoking weed in states where it's legal, but they go to the park and they spark up a joint in a state park and then the federal government comes in and arrests them.
02:45:33.000 Even though Barack Obama, I think, has been pretty clear about they're not trying to prosecute.
02:45:37.000 The President of the United States says, we're not trying to go after these things.
02:45:40.000 Well, he has been pretty clear about that.
02:45:43.000 However, his administration in the DEA has prosecuted a lot of fucking people in states where medical marijuana is legal.
02:45:51.000 The other thing they do, which is really cute, is they arrest people, they take all their weed, they take all their money, and then they say the case is pending.
02:45:59.000 And they just have to sit there.
02:46:00.000 They don't do anything about it, but they stole $500,000 from them and a million dollars worth of weed, and they're just sitting there waiting to find out whether or not you're going to go to jail.
02:46:09.000 And some of them do.
02:46:10.000 I have a friend who's gone to jail because of it.
02:46:12.000 I know several people that have gone to jail during the Obama administration for selling medical marijuana that's legal.
02:46:18.000 So he's kind of full of shit when it comes to that.
02:46:21.000 I mean, you know, I like Brock.
02:46:24.000 I'm not in love with him anymore.
02:46:25.000 What happened?
02:46:26.000 Did you guys break up?
02:46:27.000 We broke up.
02:46:28.000 What caused it?
02:46:29.000 What caused it?
02:46:30.000 For me, the thing that actually caused it over and over again was every time there was Troy Davis, the guy who was on death row in Texas, who people were like, the evidence says that he didn't do it.
02:46:40.000 I remember on Twitter, people were like, say something, Barack, say something.
02:46:43.000 And people were like, well, it's not his jurisdiction.
02:46:45.000 Every time there's an issue that falls squarely on the head of black people in this country, and Barack sort of tippy-toes around it or doesn't address it head-on soon enough, I feel like he, that's why we elected a black president.
02:46:56.000 That's why black people went out to vote, is because we wanted somebody who had our back.
02:47:00.000 And every time he doesn't, and he can't fix problems, I don't expect him to fix things, but when it takes him four days to talk about Ferguson, and as he says, he didn't want to say anything too quickly, or he didn't want to say, because he didn't want to be seen as putting his thumb on the scale of justice, I'm like, oh dude, that's why I elected you.
02:47:14.000 I wanted your thumb on the scale of justice.
02:47:17.000 And that's because, again, we need to jumpstart the system.
02:47:19.000 And so for me, the stuff like that with the sort of the...
02:47:24.000 And again, yes, if he talks about Trayvon Martin, people go, but I'm going, yeah, well, that's the job.
02:47:30.000 The job is to get yelled at sometimes.
02:47:31.000 The job is to have a hard week because you take a good stance.
02:47:34.000 If you take a stance anyway, you're going to get yelled at.
02:47:37.000 Pro or con.
02:47:39.000 If he took an Andrew Zimmerman stance, he would have got yelled at.
02:47:42.000 George Zimmerman.
02:47:42.000 George, whatever the fuck his name is.
02:47:44.000 Or he took a Trayvon Martin stance.
02:47:45.000 Whoever side he sided on, you're going to face an assault of opinion.
02:47:50.000 But my contention is that black people rallied around a black president because they're like, we need...
02:47:55.000 You know, born-again Christians had a voice in the White House with George W. Bush, and George W. Bush did not hide his born-again Christian-ness.
02:48:01.000 He said God all the time.
02:48:02.000 He said we're gods, you know, that stuff.
02:48:04.000 Whereas Barack...
02:48:06.000 You know, he's clearly walking a fine line, which I get it.
02:48:10.000 I wouldn't want to trade places with him.
02:48:12.000 I wouldn't want to be the first black president.
02:48:13.000 Or the fifth black president.
02:48:14.000 Or any president.
02:48:15.000 Or a white president.
02:48:17.000 But you did take the job.
02:48:19.000 You didn't get assigned the job.
02:48:22.000 Don't you think that that job's unimaginably difficult?
02:48:24.000 It is.
02:48:26.000 It is, but you took the job.
02:48:27.000 Yeah, it is.
02:48:32.000 We all have our things we pick, and it's hard to do.
02:48:35.000 It's hard to be a stand-up comedian, but we took the job.
02:48:38.000 I'm not comparing it to being a president.
02:48:39.000 But I think a stand-up comedian, you can actually do it.
02:48:43.000 You get in the White House, you can't actually be the president.
02:48:45.000 You're like, you're not really the president.
02:48:47.000 I think you get in there, man, you are faced with just a fucking tidal wave of special interest groups and money and pull and push.
02:48:56.000 It's probably similar to having your own late night talk show.
02:48:58.000 They go, this is how it's done.
02:49:00.000 You're gonna do a cold opening, but I don't want to do a cold opening.
02:49:03.000 Except you never get to that Jon Stewart position where you tell everybody to fuck off.
02:49:06.000 No, because you don't get to be president for 20 years.
02:49:09.000 Well, he did it in two, but it's a lot.
02:49:10.000 The Daily Show is not the country.
02:49:12.000 Yeah, no, it's not the country.
02:49:14.000 Dude, we're out of time.
02:49:15.000 We just did three hours.
02:49:17.000 I knew I was coming in here for the long haul.
02:49:19.000 Flew through, man.
02:49:20.000 Flew through.
02:49:20.000 I just was trying to keep the ball up in here.
02:49:22.000 That was fun.
02:49:22.000 Yeah, man.
02:49:23.000 What are you doing next?
02:49:24.000 Do you have any projects in the works that people could look forward to?
02:49:27.000 Yeah, I do have a big project in the world.
02:49:29.000 First of all, I'm taking a month off because my wife's going to have our second kid, but people can't look forward to that.
02:49:33.000 But then in November, I'm going out on my most extensive tour ever.
02:49:37.000 Okay, cool, beautiful.
02:49:38.000 Yeah, it's called the Oh Everything Tour.
02:49:39.000 Oh, everything.
02:49:41.000 Oh, everything.
02:49:42.000 What's wrong?
02:49:43.000 Oh, everything.
02:49:44.000 So, I will be hitting many markets that I've never hit before and in places I love to go to.
02:49:50.000 Beautiful.
02:49:51.000 So, your website?
02:49:53.000 WKamauBell.com.
02:49:53.000 W-K-A-M-A-U-B-E-L-L.com.
02:49:56.000 Or Twitter and Facebook.
02:49:57.000 I'm on WKamauBell, at WKamauBell.
02:49:59.000 If you look up WKamauBell, I'm the one at this point.
02:50:01.000 Dude, do an internet show, man.
02:50:03.000 Just do your show on the internet.
02:50:04.000 You know, it's, like I said, getting out of New York and, like, sort of the haze has been lifted and the storm has passed over and I feel like, oh, I've just gotten back into stand-up again.
02:50:13.000 I'm like, oh, it's the guy I remember that I was.
02:50:15.000 Okay, yeah, but I'm a little bit wiser.
02:50:17.000 I like this guy.
02:50:18.000 So it's coming.
02:50:19.000 I'm working on some stuff.
02:50:20.000 Beautiful.
02:50:21.000 Listen, man, it's been a lot of fun.
02:50:22.000 Thank you very much.
02:50:23.000 I really appreciate the conversation.
02:50:24.000 It's been an honor, man.
02:50:24.000 Thanks.
02:50:25.000 Thank you, sir.
02:50:26.000 All right.
02:50:26.000 Kamal Bell, ladies and gentlemen.
02:50:27.000 See you soon.
02:50:28.000 Big kiss.
02:50:33.000 Amen.