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00:05:01.000I was going to bitch about No Strings Attached, too, because Natalie Portman, you have an Oscar, but still making bullshit like No Strings Attached.
00:06:34.000I thought it was just going to be a typical dumb movie.
00:06:38.000And there's a lot of dumb elements, but you kind of have to have some dumb shit in a lot of movies just to wrap up a complicated premise inside of two hours.
00:09:04.000I mean, it's become that with comics as well.
00:09:06.000You know, it's like people reaching out, and you develop your fan base, and then you all communicate with each other, and then I guess when some dude's whacking off to you, it's much more personal, or more fun.
00:09:17.000They kind of feel like they own you a little bit.
00:09:38.000You know, it's just like, this isn't a movie, this is real life and you have your real life and outside of comedy and your podcast and MMA stuff and TV and movies, you have your own personal life.
00:11:34.000He pulls his cat off, and there's little cat A. Little cat A pulls his hat off, and there's little cat B. Little cat C, and he gets all the way down to little cat Z, and little cat Z has Voom.
00:11:42.000And you don't know what the fuck Voom is, but Voom fixes everything.
00:11:45.000And when it gets down to Little Cat Z, the fucking shit hits the fan when the cat fucks everything up.
00:13:01.000If you don't have kids, that's how it's supposed to be set up until you have them of your own.
00:13:04.000You're supposed to complete your mission in life.
00:13:07.000Your motivation and your goals are to be as unentangled as possible.
00:13:11.000So when you see entanglements in other people's lives, you recognize them as disgusting things you never want to see in yourself.
00:13:17.000That's why you see if someone's acting like an asshole or someone's acting selfish or jealous, those feelings that you get from seeing them are like, It's so gross.
00:13:31.000When you see people with kids, if they're not yours, you get this screwy message.
00:13:35.000You get this message of, oh, look at this poor fuck.
00:13:37.000You think about all the worst aspects of all your relationships and how you could possibly be entangled in some other person and then there's a fucking kid who won't stop crying and, oh, you're doomed.
00:13:46.000But when you have them, all of a sudden it's like, whoa, there's this little human and they're your little friends.
00:16:15.000Speaking of Lopez, remember when we had Allison on?
00:16:17.000She was extra behind Mario Lopez, and she was just staring at him.
00:16:21.000She was like the Terminator with this really evil me look.
00:16:24.000Well, she's done it again, but this time she did it even better.
00:16:27.000At the beginning, they high-five when they come back from a commercial, Mario Lopez and her, and then she immediately goes right back into the character, and she's just staring at him down.
00:17:03.000Yeah, she's like the nicest person ever.
00:17:04.000She just gets lost and overthought, I think, you know, like she's constantly, you know, just thinking about things and then she looks angry.
00:17:47.000And this guy's blowing off farts in the background for no reason whatsoever.
00:17:50.000And Charlie's like reading off cue cards.
00:17:53.000Just trying to have those synapses fire in some sort of a reasonable and understandable sequence because it's just cocaine madness in that brain.
00:22:47.000And if you haven't seen that clip, it's very funny.
00:22:49.000Have you ever thought about doing comedy?
00:22:52.000I don't know, because it's kind of hard, because I'm already socially marginalized by being a sex worker, and then people kind of expect you to be sexy, and then I already had this conversation with Brian about female comics, and how it's like, that's already, you're kind of a rung down on the ladder, because you, you know, My boyfriend, my period, my cats, you know, kind of stuff.
00:23:21.000And it's really hard to get out of that.
00:23:28.000And somebody like me coming in, being pretty and being a porn star and having a dirty mouth or whatever, I feel like I'd be kind of painted into a certain corner of being expected to...
00:23:40.000How can you be painted more than you are already?
00:23:44.000But as a porn star, how could being a female comic, which is arguably the general consensus, it would be many notches above on the social ladder.
00:23:54.000How would it possibly fuck you up by being funny as well as doing what you already do?
00:24:05.000I do comedy bits for videos and stuff like that.
00:24:11.000And people kind of always call me because they need a pretty girl or a naked girl or someone will do full frontal and whatever.
00:24:17.000And I have a good sport and I get jokes and stuff like that.
00:24:21.000But I don't know if I can just be like, here are my series of jokes and then try to change it from...
00:24:32.000I feel like I would have to fall back on being a porn star for the basis of my comedy, which is something that is kind of counterproductive to what I do as a porn star because I sort of market myself as a girl next door and a normal person, you know?
00:24:46.000So it would be like folded in on itself.
00:25:07.000What I do is I usually think of a tweet that I really like, and then I try to write a little story around that tweet, because that pretty much is the meat of the goal.
00:26:02.000Well, Charlie Sheen has been famous pretty much all his life and he was like born into a famous family too.
00:26:07.000So I mean that kind of sets you back a little bit to begin with because you're already scrutinized and being watched pretty closely and you're in a bubble because you're rich from the moment you're born basically.
00:26:20.000What stand-up comedy makes you do is be real as fuck.
00:26:31.000When you're talking about something, you better be actually thinking about something or those little animals out there are going to smell it.
00:26:35.000They're going to know and it's not going to work.
00:28:51.000When you're talking about not wanting all these other things, like not wanting to be demeaning, you've already managed to avoid that in the most demeaning job possible.
00:29:08.000Anyone that judges, anybody that's not hurting anybody.
00:29:10.000If anybody does not hurt anybody, whatever you're doing, how weird it may be, that's what makes you happy.
00:29:16.000I'm brainwashed, or maybe I need to be rescued, or maybe I was raised improperly, or I'm some kind of a heathen or something that I need the right person to slap some sense into me because I'm being damaged.
00:29:29.000Well, they think that because for most people that's the case.
00:29:32.000For most people in your business, that's the case.
00:29:34.000I mean, it's not an irrational reason for them to think that.
00:30:57.000So you just gravitated towards the alcohol to be a rebel.
00:31:01.000Yeah, I was like a really bad drinker when I was younger, and I went through phases where I would like not drink at all, but then like pick right up and like be a drunk person until I was like 23. Wow.
00:31:12.000Yeah, I was just like, and like sex, I mean I wasn't like super interested in it, like I had boyfriends and stuff, and like my parents never tried to make me feel bad about sex, but the men that I was with always did, like That made you feel bad about it in what way?
00:31:28.000About how many people I've had sex with or what I'm into or whatever.
00:31:33.000And I always found it to be pretty strange.
00:31:37.000So I guess my parents raised me to have good ideas about sexuality.
00:31:55.000That is such a sensitive thing to say, which I think is really interesting because I think that a lot of people would say, you know, to see if she's, like, a whore or slutty or if she's, like, diseased or whatever.
00:33:06.000She is very cute, but I mean, you're not going to want to see her as she's 60 in a romantic comedy about a woman trying to find her way and she coaches a bunch of black guys that are playing football and she learns valuable life lessons.
00:33:16.000Well, I mean, she kind of went like MILF in that Blindside movie.
00:33:19.000She was a little bit of a mom, not like a girlfriend or a sexy boss.
00:38:13.000Do you find it cool or it's interesting aesthetically?
00:38:16.000When people are just really being themselves, even if it means dressing as a different gender or whatever, it's just because that's what they feel and it's very ambiguous and I really like that.
00:38:58.000It's way better to be a woman who looks like, might be a tranny, than a dude who looks like a woman.
00:39:04.000But those trannies that are like the girl, their jeans are just messed up and they just ended up with a dick, but they're really more women.
00:39:15.000If they want to do tranny porn, it's very niche in that they look more like women than someone that maybe started transitioning later in life or that was more masculine.
00:41:21.000Yeah, you don't want to be like a frail man and you want to fuck Hilary Swank.
00:41:24.000She'll mount you and ground and pound you.
00:41:27.000I feel like I am actually probably more masculine than Hilary Swank, the person.
00:41:32.000I would have to see the two of you together, because when you see someone in real life, people always tell me when they meet me, God damn, you're so fucking short.
00:41:37.000I never thought you were that short in real life.
00:44:44.000Like, peeing on people is some places obscene, but I did a movie called Girls Live for Vividal, directed by Ian McKay, and it had a girl taking a pregnancy test and she peed on it on the toilet and they can show it because it's, like, in a...
00:45:09.000I think it's more hilarious than anything.
00:45:13.000Somebody, like, they want to jack off to the movies and they want to see naked people and they want to see some weird shit, but then they also kind of want to laugh, I think.
00:45:20.000But I saw this at a rock and roll show.
00:45:23.000It was a guy that used to do it called Extreme Elvis.
00:49:33.000So maybe people will listen to us because maybe we're a little bit more informed.
00:49:37.000I read this post on a message board the other day about this dude who talked about he had smoked pot for the first time in like seven years.
00:49:43.000And he was absolutely terrified to his core.
00:49:46.000And then it brought up all these crazy thoughts of childhood and he could not handle it.
00:49:51.000And it opened up this fascinating discussion.
00:49:53.000Because, you know, some people were saying that's normal.
00:49:56.000Some people were saying, well, you got some shit you got to deal with.
00:49:58.000There's some fucking with you in the back of your head.
00:49:59.000In your sober life, you're not addressing it.
00:50:05.000You're supposed to look at everything all the time, and a lot of us don't.
00:50:09.000We like to bury shit in the back of our head and try not to dress whatever's fucking with us, and weed just turns a light on that shit.
00:50:15.000Whatever you have in your life that's fucking with you, that you're trying to put deep into your subconscious, marijuana does not allow that.
00:51:23.000Well, they also see that I have a reasonable amount of following and fan base and people who appreciate what I contribute to the porn industry besides just being like...
00:53:19.000My mom has been in her job for a really long time.
00:53:23.000A bunch of people got mad at me in this MMA forum because we were in Kentucky and there was some fights going on and this kid who was a wrestler was fighting this other guy who's a kickboxer from Italy.
00:53:37.000He lives in America, but they were chanting, USA! USA! USA! And I was like, really Kentucky?
00:53:56.000This guy actually lives here and you're yelling USA. And people were saying, there's nothing wrong with patriotism and you're enforcing your beliefs on other people.
00:54:11.000Just watch these guys for their goddamn technique and their courage and what the fuck they're trying to accomplish and the difficulty of the task.
00:54:19.000It's a great goddamn fight between this all-American wrestler who beat Phil Davis and Ryan Bader's badass fucking wrestler and this Italian kickboxer who's trying to get his ground game together.
00:57:46.000But so anyways, I never knew, like I always heard the handjob thing, where they say handjobs, but he was talking about how there's places here in LA, many places, that he can get just like fucking full-on hooker sex.
00:57:58.000And he says that he's gotten to the point where he has places that has favorite places with his favorite, he's like, yeah, this is like an LA 10 at this one place.
00:59:31.000If you're drinking and you know that somehow or another you've allowed the alcohol and your penis to talk you into some unreasonable situation and then as soon as you orgasm it just becomes clear what the fuck happened and then you want to run away.
00:59:54.000He also said how he got an escort once, and he was in this weird, small town.
00:59:59.000It was like 3 o'clock in the morning, and he only had two options on the internet.
01:00:04.000He found their websites, and one, the lady was already out doing something else, but the other one would show her eyes only, and then it would show her leg or something like that, because it couldn't show the whole thing.
01:00:14.000And so he's like, fuck it, am I going to do this?
01:00:16.000And she had a really nice, or seemed really nice on the phone or stuff.
01:00:19.000Then she comes over and she had stab wounds.
01:00:24.000Her teeth were all fucked up and her voice sounded like PJ Stansberry.
01:00:28.000It was like, hey, come over here and stuff like that.
01:00:31.000And he said it was so bad that he felt like it was impossible to fuck this girl.
01:00:36.000So then he goes, yeah, I have this thing that I like to do.
01:01:02.000I have a friend that has been addicted to going to those massage polishs forever and he's never had a girlfriend as long as I've known him.
01:01:10.000I've known him for more than 10 years and more than 10 years that I've known him all this guy does is he's not a very good looking guy and he's Not built very well.
01:01:20.000And he went bald really young in life.
01:02:03.000But I felt like the way he was telling me, it was almost like he had talked her into doing it because she didn't want to lose him as a customer.
01:02:22.000Couldn't he, like, just fucking find a fat chick with a mustache and just be like, look, we can fuck each other once a week, but I have to get really drunk every time I do it.
01:03:21.000Being a woman, being a woman, seeing, like, men, like, freaking out about body parts and seeing, like, that's all you need to, like, sell a car.
01:03:29.000And some woman with slinky legs that, like, folds them over and gets in the front seat.
01:04:01.000Because I'm always, like, I'm trying to talk it out with my coworkers and stuff, and I'm like, I think this guy just wants to fuck me because I'm a porn star.
01:04:07.000And then, like, Manuel Ferrara looks at me and goes, No, idiot.
01:04:10.000They want to fuck you because you're hot.
01:04:57.000There's no social taboo between you watching porn that I'm in just because we're friends.
01:05:02.000A lot of people that I find in porn, it's kind of strange, there's lines that they draw.
01:05:06.000You know, there's very distinct lines.
01:05:08.000Like I remember this couple that I met, we were doing the man show and this couple came on and they were talking about how they're allowed to fuck other people while they work.
01:05:45.000I've actually, I've worked with people and they have the same kind of thing where it's like, they can do whatever they want on camera, but the guy has to like stroke himself.
01:06:43.000But if you have some kind of contract, like marriage, or you're with somebody and you say, okay, well, we live together now, so I don't want you sleeping with other people, even though I do porn for a living.
01:07:02.000Why make something that someone can't do?
01:07:05.000If you're allowing the most sacred of sacred things, you're allowing this person to fuck other people on film, why not just allow them to be themselves?
01:07:46.000What if they're Virgo and they want things to be a certain way so they can be in their realm of comfortability?
01:07:53.000Let people do what the fuck they want to do and find someone who you're compatible with instead of trying to morph someone to your expectations?
01:07:59.000That's the number one problem with relationships.
01:08:24.000What if their compatibility lies that they both, for what reason or another, think it's okay to do porn, but outside of work, they agree to sleep with only each other.
01:08:34.000If they come to that together, that's definitely a compatibility.
01:08:38.000And it's not based on necessarily judgment or whatever.
01:08:42.000I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it.
01:08:44.000I'm just saying it's an odd thing that you don't have a boundary on someone fucking people on camera, but you do have a boundary with them doing it for pleasure.
01:09:43.000Like can you just sit down and like take care of it in like three seconds and then you just launch it out of there like spores coming off a mushroom.
01:13:36.000Yeah, it's like there's a lot of dudes that are just trying to put it together.
01:13:40.000They don't have the luxury of actually being honest and trying to meet someone that they actually like.
01:13:46.000They're so caught up in the game of trying to fuck a chick and it's so difficult for them that when they finally get one, they tackle her, they get it in there, they're like, got one, good, okay.
01:13:56.000What did I pretend to be doing to do this?
01:14:03.000You start wearing yoga beads and stuff.
01:14:05.000There's dudes that will, you know, they meet a girl that's willing to fuck them like once every couple months and they gotta work hard to take it down.
01:15:04.000People who are full of shit, like, oh, God, it's such a bummer, you know, when you hear someone say some nonsense, and then you have to mock them, and then they get mad at you for mocking them, and then it all fucking falls apart.
01:15:16.000I used to date this girl who used to write poetry, and it was nonsense!
01:17:31.000It was very challenging, you know, and it was something that I was really legitimately interested in when I was in my early 20s, and it's something that I thought that maybe, you know, so I consider myself to be kind of a tough person, and I felt like if I met these challenges, it would prove how tough I was.
01:19:17.000And they electrocute each other's pussies.
01:19:19.000Yeah, and they play games like who can take the most electricity, or they'll chase blindfolded and partially tied up women around with a cattle prod that makes noise, and you can either go toward it or away from the sound, but if you go away from the sound...
01:19:33.000Just when I thought I reached the bottom of the darkness of the internet, there's an electrocute your pussy website.
01:22:03.000I've gone back to be the dom into Torture Girls and stuff because I feel like I can confidently say I know what I'm doing and I wouldn't do something to somebody else that I haven't had done to myself.
01:22:13.000Yeah, but look at what you've done to yourself.
01:22:25.000It's just like when you get fucked in the ass, like your butt is open and gaping is like the big thing where they want to see your lower colon.
01:22:32.000They want to see it all in HD, Blooming, 3D. Why?
01:23:28.000Because that's where it would come out anyway.
01:23:30.000Because isn't a pee hole like literally when a woman gets testosterone treatment to become a man, her clit grows to become like a small penis.
01:26:07.000How many of the dudes that are in porn wanted to do mainstream things but couldn't make it and have some sort of a weird thing where they...
01:27:56.000I mean, you get paid 50 bucks and you wait in line.
01:27:58.000You're like one of a hundred guys waiting to, you know, and you're jerking yourself off as you're getting up to this girl who's just covered in loads.
01:29:23.000Like, what difference does it make if I fuck eleven dudes in the same day or in pairs of, you know, ones, twos, and threes on five different days?
01:29:32.000Well, I would just imagine that after, like, the third or fourth giant black cock, your lips would start to get numb.
01:31:19.000And I also thought, like, if I don't turn out to be this, I had, like, a failsafe in my brain.
01:31:25.000I was like, if I don't turn out to be a sexy lady, I would at least want to be with one.
01:31:29.000Like, have one, like, as my girlfriend or, like, just, you know, be in the presence of that because it was appealing to me and I found it attractive.
01:32:16.000I think I already told this story on your show, maybe.
01:32:18.000I quit drinking, and I got fired from being a stripper, and I had been thinking about applying to this porn site because it had fucking machines on it.
01:32:28.000And this is how I got into the business.
01:33:05.000So yeah, I just ended up applying to that site and that's how I got to do all the bondage stuff is because it's the same company, ran Hog Tide and Wired Pussy and all these holes.
01:33:15.000And they even have a female wrestling site, Ultimate Surrender, where they have women wrestling.
01:33:19.000So they've got the market cornered on kinky pain shit.
01:34:42.000I mean, could you imagine that happening in Chicago where there's a whole block filled with, you know, people that are tying people up and fucking them with rubber robots and shit?
01:40:49.000I told a 22-year-old actor that just got here from LA, I was like, acting is just pretending like you don't know what you're going to say next, and he got so offended, and he ended up moving back to Tennessee.
01:40:59.000Can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen, bitch!
01:41:02.000Listen, if that's all that set this fucking kid off, with some porn star telling him that acting is fake, I've always said that if you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to a crazy girlfriend, you can act under pressure.
01:41:41.000Yeah, I just did three penthouse movies.
01:41:44.000And how do they differ from doing regular movies?
01:41:47.000Do they make you do weird angles, like you have to spread your lips out towards the cameras?
01:41:51.000Well, like when you disrobe or something, you would sort of throw your clothes toward the camera or put one leg off the bed, kind of tangling toward the camera or something.
01:44:30.000What if it gets in the spermatozoa, and the spermatozoa gets some crazy green signal and shoots it into the egg, and somehow the kid becomes green?
01:46:03.000Oh, see, what's fascinating about you is as far as girls that are in your business, you're much more known for your personality than any of the other ones.
01:46:19.000You have a mailbag where you read people's emails and respond to them.
01:46:21.000Yeah, when MySpace was, before it was like just a spam graveyard, I would get like this really super heinous hate mail that was so, just so many different levels of wrong and rude and misspelled and English and English?
01:46:37.000Yeah, just like really mean like, I hope you get fucking cancer in your brain and die of AIDS because you're a whore and you should accept Jesus in your life.
01:46:46.000And I'm just like, that makes no sense.
01:49:25.000There's a story that I read on there the other day about these new fungi that they found in the Amazon rainforest that turns ants into zombies.
01:50:27.000She was considering whether or not she should have Nadia Suleiman on her show, whether they should help her, and they decided to get someone to come on and help her financially.
01:51:59.000I was on the Oprah network, and it was all about transsexuals.
01:52:03.000- It was very eye opening, man, to look into.
01:52:06.000'Cause I have a friend whose son is becoming a transsexual.
01:52:11.000His son is about to change from a man to a woman.
01:52:14.000And it's really strange because his son's about to change from a man to a woman and his son is like into girls still.
01:52:21.000So his son is like becoming a lesbian. - He's a lesbian. - Very, very bizarre.
01:52:24.000And he's gonna go, apparently, I don't know if he's gonna go through the operation, I don't know what the entire full story is, but they had this whole show dedicated to it and they had some kids.
01:52:33.000I mean, there was a boy that was like a little boy.
01:52:36.000He looked like he was seven or eight years old, and he was wearing a dress.
01:52:53.000I mean, if you can really be sure of your choice at that young an age, but it's, God, you talk to the parents and it's like very convincing what they're saying.
01:52:59.000It's not like, it's so easy if you're a normal gender-oriented person.
01:53:03.000I don't think anybody has that phase where you're like seven years old and you're like, I'm transgendered.
01:53:12.000I agree with you, but who knows if it's a part of what's going on as you're young and then as your hormones kick in, as you become 18 and 19. Maybe you say, no, I'm just a gay man.
01:53:45.000That's probably normal for straight dudes.
01:53:47.000You know, if I turned out to be a completely straight person, I probably wouldn't have been lusting over nudie magazines and showing them to people and being a little gay.
01:53:56.000I think you have to account for change.
01:54:53.000They were terrible at parenting, and the kid was lost, and the kid always seemed to me like they just wanted someone to tell them what was up, give them a hug, tell them what was up.
01:55:01.000They were two of the most lost kids ever because their parents were a fucking holy wreck.
01:55:05.000They would yell at each other in public, and it was just a disaster, and they started peeling their kids up.
01:55:10.000And it was like I was living next door to zombies.
01:55:21.000It's a chemical thing that happens to a kid where it takes over their brain, rewires it, and makes them think and behave totally differently.
01:55:28.000And then all of a sudden these kids were like these little slack-jawed zombies.
01:55:31.000I was like, wow, they done neutered their fucking kids' brains.
01:55:36.000It's crazy how easy it is to have that sort of power to just do that to your kids.
01:55:41.000I know another person who I know his kid is not fucked up and he's got his kid on some sort of riddle and shit because his kid's too active.
01:56:15.000With social engineering, I mean, Prozac came into mind when I was, I believe when I was in high school was the first time I ever heard of people.
01:56:21.000But then before that, it was like institutionalizing people and lobotomizing people and shock therapy, like Blue Iris.
01:56:45.000Yeah, but there's the difference between the few people that are so completely out of control that need to be institutionalized to people that don't like their job so they give you a pill so they don't feel like shit at the end of the day every day.
02:00:43.000It paid pretty decent for what it was, but you worked every goddamn day from 6.30 in the morning, you showed up at work, and you worked till 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and there was a gang of fucking houses to mow.
02:00:54.000You had a whole row of houses, and you had to mow their lawn and chop trees down and shit.
02:00:58.000It was back-breaking fucking work, and everybody's a douchebag.
02:01:01.000You're working with mostly like, there was like a few guys that were kind of cool, but there was a lot of like, you know, there's a lot of resentment.
02:01:08.000To anybody new that was coming along that might possibly take this shitty job away.
02:01:45.000If I ever think about not writing or ever think about not working out or not getting in the tank or anything like that, I'll think about working on a construction site and carrying bricks and cinder blocks and bags of cement.
02:02:01.000This is a lot harder things you could be doing.
02:02:03.000If you don't have that experience, though, of some fucking terrible thing...
02:02:06.000You know, like for you, when you were done with all the electrocutions of the asshole, like going to regular porn must have been like, God damn, this is a cakewalk.
02:02:46.000they did a true blood parody at new sensations all that shit is porn anyway twilight parody they made I don't know they've made a parody of absolutely everything yeah some dude on my message board has an avatar parody everything and it's a girl she's got the avatar face and she's getting her mouth fucked yeah and that's his avatar yeah ugh they're gonna do a new avatar it's gonna be underwater you heard about that shit no way really yeah have you seen that preview for this new movie where it's a bunch of chicks with guns on the poster sucker punch sucker punch yeah
02:03:16.000what the fuck I haven't seen the preview yet but the posters look amazing Watchmen-ish yeah it's the same director it looks badass it looks complete fantasy Me too.
02:06:31.000You know what's even funnier, or awesomer, is the Heavy Metal-inspired South Park, where they redid the, like, pretty much Heavy Metal-style cartoon, and, like, the whole animation looked like that.
02:09:59.000I drank like five whiskey drinks and I was wearing a gown and like I waited until no one was around and I took my dress off in the Mirage or the Palms parking structure and I threw it in the back of my car and went back to my own hotel.