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00:01:09.000Or, you know, at Target for like 20 bucks.
00:01:12.000That's what I was in the middle of saying.
00:01:13.000Target and Starbucks at the same time.
00:01:15.000You just grind up your coffee, you pour it in this motherfucker, you pour the hot water, you push down the plunger, but bam, you got coffee.
00:01:23.000Yeah, it's gritty, and it's got like little pieces of stuff in it, but so what, you fucking pussy.
00:04:21.000I mean, could you imagine what that must have looked like?
00:04:26.000You're there, and all of a sudden the killer, he grabbed her about the waist and just started smashing her back and forth, just ragdolling her.
00:04:45.000It's really like, zoos bum me the fuck out.
00:04:47.000we went to a zoo in Australia while we were there and there was a cool part of it was the crocodile cage because I don't think that crocodile gives a fuck where it is I I think crocodiles are so dumb.
00:08:27.000And the donkey's just walking around eating.
00:08:29.000And they open up the gate and these tigers come running out of the gate and just bitch slap that donkey to the ground and fucking jack them.
00:10:13.000When you get a nutty person, the problem is human consciousness is so more complex, supposedly, than animal consciousness because we have the ability to alter our environment.
00:10:23.000Someone whose consciousness is haywire.
00:10:26.000When you have serial killers, mass murderers, what you have is someone whose consciousness has just gone off the tracks and into the woods and you have just chaos.
00:10:36.000And if a society is aware of itself, it has to realize that there's certain issues that are going to come up when you have crazy people running around killing your family and your friends.
00:10:53.000The court system is so fucking corrupt, and so many times DAs and prosecutors are just trying to get a guilty verdict, and they don't give a fuck if someone is guilty or not.
00:11:04.000There's many, many, many instances where cops have framed guys that were innocent.
00:11:14.000But if we could be absolutely sure that we knew that somebody was a mass murderer or a rapist or Anyone with no remorse who hurt other people and could hurt someone that you care, you gotta kill them.
00:11:49.000There should be no time period and they're going to electrocute you.
00:11:53.000They should just shoot you, take all the parts that they can use.
00:11:55.000They can use your corneas or your livers and stuff like that.
00:11:58.000Yeah, but that's an interesting topic because there was a thread on the message board on my website where people were talking about organs having a memory.
00:12:18.000I mean, I've heard of many things like that where people all of a sudden had cravings for certain types of foods and they had no idea that the person...
00:12:23.000I mean, this is not just one instance.
00:14:18.000It sounds far-fetched, but it doesn't mean it's not true.
00:14:20.000There's some things that I read like that, that it's kind of like, to me, it's seeing UFOs.
00:14:25.000It's either somebody that wants attention, that's just dumb, and they're going, no, I had my arm transplant, and now I'm...
00:14:32.000Having all these dreams of people, I don't know.
00:14:35.000Okay, that's possible, but it's also possible that it's real.
00:14:40.000And that's the problem with skepticism.
00:14:42.000With skepticism, when it comes to something that we don't understand, that's the problem.
00:14:45.000You run the possibility of excluding something because it seems irrational.
00:14:51.000But the reality is, we don't have enough information to decide what's rational and what's irrational.
00:14:56.000Just the idea that you have memories at all is fucking nuts.
00:15:00.000How about the idea that you can change people's memories?
00:15:03.000They say that especially right after something shocking, if you start talking to someone and introducing new ideas to them, they'll re-remember the whole situation.
00:15:15.000They'll change the whole way they remember things.
00:15:18.000Have you ever thought of something in some way and then you go back and you watch the video and you're like, God damn, it wasn't like that at all.
00:15:29.000There's some things that I know that are recorded in there forever for real and no doubt about it.
00:15:34.000There's some things because I've made sure that I've kept that memory like I've had some Pretty intense experiences where I made sure, like, I am going to make sure that I record this one.
00:15:44.000But other ones are a fucking blur, man, you know?
00:15:47.000There's a lot of them that are blurry.
00:15:49.000You know, you look back on your high school years, like, Jesus Christ.
00:15:53.000It's like slideshows, and I barely remember any of it.
00:15:59.000I'm actually pretty good with a lot of weird memories, but then the other day I was trying to think of somebody that I actually hung out with for three years when I was a kid.
00:19:45.000It's not as difficult to remember all the things you need to remember with brain surgery, but it is just as difficult in a way because there's no real path.
00:21:12.000I often look at people playing piano or playing guitar or something like that and I go, how cool would that be to be able to just fucking jam on the guitar?
00:22:36.000You know, it all depends on, you know, everybody likes the difference.
00:22:40.000Some people like high sensitivity, some people like low sensitivity.
00:22:42.000But the bottom line is, once you get used to whatever it is, you move the mouse, the cursor goes in certain directions, they can put it, like, exactly where they want to instantly.
00:22:53.000So it's not like when you're in a helicopter and you see the insurgents, you gotta, like, Move the crosshairs and get them in line.
00:23:50.000When you watch some of the graphics and shit, they dive for knee bars, they get triangles, they throw head kicks and punches, flying knees and shit.
00:23:58.000You see all this crazy shit, all these different techniques they can do, just like in real fighting.
00:24:03.000It's so close to being like a video, like an actual UFC fight that you can manipulate.
00:24:11.000The limit is in the controller, I think.
00:24:14.000What eventually is going to happen is you're going to have a goddamn suit on.
00:24:17.000You're going to have a fucking suit on.
00:24:19.000Or you're just going to have this little wire plugged in on your forehead and you're just going to think.
00:24:22.000That could happen, but Microsoft is very close to developing that whole system where you interact with the game.
00:25:23.000What if the graphics were, like, 3D... Fucking super dope virtual reality type shit and you had a virtual gun and you're running down a hallway shooting at all kinds of shit.
00:25:34.000Like you have a gun in your hand and it reads this gun.
00:26:33.000They just said the other day that in the future that they're going to use, like, Google Maps and, like, Street View of Google Maps and you're going to be playing video games of, like, your street.
00:27:58.000Like you can look at something and the computer, like there's some sort of sensors that they hook up to your brain and then it sends the image to a computer and it can tell what you're fucking looking at.
00:30:27.000You know, and the idea that those stories, you can't tell, I can't tell a story to him And he tells it to his girlfriend and his girlfriend writes it in her blog and it's the same story.
00:30:38.000I can't tell you how many times someone has gone to one of my gigs and I've said something and then a guy will quote on Twitter Like, oh, dude, that was so funny last night when you said this about that.
00:34:51.000Which the only reason why shoes have heels like that is so that women's legs look longer so that guys think about them when they're pushing these long legs back and fucking the shit out of you.
00:38:35.000Yeah, if you want to work in business, man, it's like there's an agreement.
00:38:40.000Everyone has to know that you are willing to wear something completely ridiculous because you're following by the very obvious rules of behavior.
00:38:51.000It's going to be really easy to predict behavior.
00:39:15.000There's something to this silly outfit that you wear that's uncomfortable.
00:39:19.000Like, if people started doing business and they had, like, rash guards on, like lycra rash guards on, like they're ready to go do jiu-jitsu and shit, you know?
00:42:01.000And then I realized that what it was was this idea of worrying about possible disasters was my ego's way of regaining ground and letting me know that it has to have a certain amount of real estate in reality and that If you want to do crazy,
00:42:19.000crazy psychedelics and go into other dimensions and communicate with entities and reevaluate your whole position in the world and humankind's position with each other, that's all well and good.
00:42:32.000But there's some real shit in the world that the ego has to be there for.
00:42:36.000And the ego was like sending me a message.
00:42:37.000Um, dude, what if a fucking car launched itself out?
00:42:40.000You better be fucking paying attention.
00:42:42.000Like there was a certain amount of where it was such a mind-blowing experience.
00:42:47.000That there was a wrestling match going on in my head between my ego and between this new information and accepting all this new information from the psychedelic trip and incorporating it into the way I look at everyday life.
00:43:00.000You think about someone who's like a real shaman.
00:43:04.000They're living in the jungle and they're all at peace in the world.
00:43:07.000They're not calling people douchebags on the internet.
00:43:08.000There's a certain amount of enlightenment that if you achieve it, It's going to make it very hard for you to function in the regular world.
00:43:17.000And I think that's one of the most important things about psychedelic trips.
00:43:20.000There's a lot of cripples in the psychedelic world and in the weed world too.
00:43:24.000There's a lot of people that they're so into these experiences That they can't incorporate it into their everyday life.
00:43:33.000And they're almost crippled in their everyday life because of it.
00:43:36.000And no psychedelic experience is worth anything unless you can take what you've learned from it and enhance regular life.
00:43:44.000Enhance your communication with people, your relationships with people, enhance the way you look at the world, enhance your career path.
00:43:51.000You know, the kind of friends you hang around with.
00:43:54.000The reality is, we live in this world for 8 hours a day or 12 hours a day or however long you're awake.
00:44:00.000This world, this shit, this concrete world is real.
00:44:04.000And you have to manage your way through this.
00:44:08.000Psychedelic drugs make it very difficult to do that if you want to have a regular job.
00:44:11.000I think the main thing with psychedelics is it opens up a door.
00:44:15.000In the past, I've been offered DMT, but I won't do it because when I first did mushrooms, that opened up to a door of things I never thought of or saw before, and it's never going to go away.
00:44:26.000It didn't damage my head, but now that I know that exists, I know it's there.
00:44:29.000And so when acid did the same thing, but there's a point where I have to go, okay, is this door, does this door need to be open?
00:44:36.000Is this anything positive with this door being open?
00:44:39.000And some drugs are like that for me because like salvia was the closest to the point where I was like, okay, that is a scary door that I opened up because that just pretty much made everything seem fake.
00:44:49.000Like, it was like, this world is fake, everything's fake.
00:44:53.000And I know that's not true, but it opened up that door where I'm like, okay, that's almost too much of a door.
00:45:07.000If you can't bring it back and incorporate it into your everyday life, and sometimes you open up these doors, you're like, what the fuck am I going to do with this?
00:45:15.000And then your everyday life is just whacked out.
00:45:17.000Some people like going back to that fake world so much, though, and that's where it gets fucking scary.
00:46:12.000Like he would order in food and never leave the fucking house for days.
00:46:15.000And he came down to the Comedy Store one night and he goes, it's so weird.
00:46:19.000I'm so good at making money in my online life and so bad in my real life.
00:46:25.000He was starting to realize that he's a fucking loser in this life because he's He's excited and puts all of his passion and energy into this other life.
00:46:36.000But that's just really because this other life is a new and exciting thing.
00:46:41.000You know, a new and artificial thing and he can control it from his computer without dealing with emotions and dealing with all the, you know, the fears and anxieties that the real world presents.
00:46:49.000But the reality is, if we live life in a computer screen and we were offered the real world as a video game, the real world would be so much more fantastic.
00:47:00.000You know, we just don't think of it as being fantastic because we're so goddamn used to it.
00:47:04.000You know, if we lived life in a computer, in a computer monitor, and that's how you were when you were born, and then one day someone said, you know, hey, we've developed this new game that allows you to go outside.
00:47:14.000And you go outside and you actually get laid.
00:47:27.000You'd be like, dude, the real world is the fucking shit.
00:47:31.000You would never want to play video games.
00:47:32.000The reason why we want to play video games is because it's a world that we can control completely independent from all the pros and cons of this solid world.
00:47:44.000Completely independent of the emotions and the insecurities and all the shit that we all experience but we don't like.
00:47:50.000But the reason why we experience insecurities and anxiety and anger, these are all like little chemical signals to guide you towards a proper life.
00:48:00.000Like what I found in life, most importantly more than anything, is that the way that I'm the most happiest is if I'm putting out positive energy.
00:48:08.000I'm putting out positive energy to people, to friends, Positive energy on stage, positive energy with my writing, my work, with anything I'm doing, it's all friendly and positive and happy.
00:48:18.000And if you do that, you know, you can have a fucking fantastic life.
00:48:22.000The problem is, it's just difficult to do.
00:51:07.000It's good for me because you get used to playing against a guy like that.
00:51:10.000It's not as fun as playing against a guy who's like your speed.
00:51:12.000But it's really good for your game because it makes sure that you capitalize on every mistake.
00:51:17.000Sometimes you'll play a guy who's not as good as you and you're like, I don't worry about this because if I miss, this guy's going to miss and I'll have another shot.
00:51:24.000But with Max, every time you miss, you're like, fuck, I better sit down for a while.
00:53:47.000He spent his entire life studying Egypt.
00:53:49.000And he believes that the Egyptian culture goes back way, way, way before the established timelines.
00:53:57.000Like the established timelines for Egyptian culture is like 2500 BC. That's when they think the pyramids were built, and that the culture goes back a little bit before that, but not much.
00:54:05.000And he thinks it goes back like 35,000 years.
00:54:08.000He thinks that people have been around way, way longer, and that there was some big break somewhere along the line, like probably some sort of a natural cataclysmic disaster, like a meteor impact or something like that.
00:54:20.000You know, and it could be, you know, 10,000, 15,000 years ago.
00:54:23.000Like, they don't know when it was, but they think that there was, like, an advanced culture, and then boom, it got fucked up, and then culture rebuilds, and society rebuilds, and then what's left is, like, they're living in this shit that was made thousands and thousands of years ago, and they tried to imitate it and recreate it, and they can't.
00:54:39.000And he believes that that's what it is.
00:54:41.000Like these fucked up pyramids that they have in Egypt.
00:54:44.000It's not that these pyramids were like the first pyramids.
00:54:47.000He thinks much, much more likely these pyramids were probably like people were trying to duplicate other shit.
00:54:54.000Duplicate shit that was already there.
00:55:04.000And the geologists have, like, documented the erosion of the Sphinx, and they say that it's water erosion.
00:55:09.000Like, thousands of years of rainfall have cut deep fissures in the whole enclosure where the Sphinx is.
00:55:14.000And the problem with that is, the last time there was rainfall in the Nile Valley was like 7,000, 9,000 B.C. So that would mean that the pyramids, or the Sphinx rather, would have to be like 7,000 years older than the established timeline.
00:55:30.000And so, of course, none of the Egyptologists like the guys have been teaching forever that the pyramids and the Sphinx and all that was built about 2500 BC. They never want, they don't want to accept it.
00:55:40.000They go, well, where's the evidence for this culture?
00:55:51.000The geologists are all saying he's got hundreds.
00:55:53.000This guy, Ron Schock, who's a professor at Boston University, has got over a hundred professional professors and geologists to sign off on the fact that this is undoubtedly water erosion, which completely changes the timeline for when the Sphinx was built.
00:56:12.000And there's a bunch of that shit going on in Egypt.
00:56:15.000They believe that it's like probably, you know, maybe even 30,000 years old.
00:56:20.000There's a mass extinction took place on the earth Somewhere around 10,000 years ago.
00:56:27.000And that's when the woolly mammoths died instantaneously.
00:56:32.000That's when the saber-toothed tigers died.
01:01:03.000You know what I think about Zeitgeist and all that stuff?
01:01:06.000There's a lot of Zeitgeist that's poorly researched, like the stuff that he said about Mithra and the different gods and stuff that are just like Jesus.
01:01:17.000A lot of that is really poorly researched and incorrect and been proven wrong.
01:01:21.000There's a website that says, I think it's common, debunking Zeitgeist or something like that.
01:01:29.000I forget what the website is titled, but I mean, the guy just breaks down all the errors that the dude who made the movie made.
01:01:36.000And this is, you know, he's quoting references and showing very clearly That the Zeitgeist guys have made some big problems, big fuck ups.
01:01:46.000And I think his whole, how sure he is that September 11th was designed and perpetrated by the US government and that Tower 1 and Tower 2 fell because they were detonated.
01:02:18.000Especially shit that's super heavy and gigantic and all that weight is on and it's all just collapsing.
01:02:23.000Who the fuck knows what happens when you build a building that way and you fly a fucking giant plane filled with jet fuel into it.
01:02:31.000The only way to really know, I mean you can have theories, but the only way to really know is to build another building and fly another jet into it exactly the same way and see what happens.
01:02:39.000And if it falls down exactly like that one...
01:03:05.000And to say that you know is just as bad as people who blindly trust in the U.S. government.
01:03:11.000The thing that I have a big question about when it comes to September 11th is Tower 7. And if you watch video online, there's video of Tower 7 falling, and it falls just like a controlled demolition.
01:03:22.000I mean, it just goes straight down, whoosh, all at once.
01:03:28.000You know, because, like, it implodes from the basement down, and every level falls apart, including, like, jets of energy, like, spraying out of windows like there's blasts.
01:03:40.000I mean, maybe that could be because it's collapsing.
01:03:42.000Yeah, I mean, that's a whole floor of air being pushed through the windows.
01:04:04.000It also makes sense, the whole standing on a pop can thing, where if you stand on a pop can and you knock a little bit off the side, you're not falling over, you're going straight down because of the weight.
01:04:21.000I think with all that shit, I'm like, yeah, I'm glad there's people that freak out about it and care about it because without them, the government's going to get away with a bunch of shit.
01:05:17.000You know, and the fact that they wrote up a thing called Operation Northwoods, the Northwoods document.
01:05:22.000And the Northwoods document was they were planning attacks on Americans.
01:05:27.000And they were going to, this is in 1962, and they were going, this is signed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff, by the way, and vetoed by Kennedy.
01:05:33.000They were going to attack Guantanamo Bay.
01:05:36.000They were going to lob grenades and mortars into Guantanamo Bay and possibly kill American soldiers.
01:05:41.000They were going to blow up a jetliner and blame it on the Cubans.
01:05:45.000And they were going to tell Americans, we have to go to war with Cuba.
01:05:48.000Well, people were going to fucking die in that war, for sure.
01:05:51.000And people were going to die in a war that Americans didn't want.
01:05:53.000And so they decided to do what's called a false flag and make attacks on Americans and blame it on the Cubans.
01:06:08.000In comparison to how many people have died in Iraq during the fucking war, they're talking about like a million civilians have died in Iraq since the invasion.
01:10:06.000And then finally, he's dropping us off at the airport.
01:10:08.000And he's like, as he's dropping us off, I was like, well, if you guys are ever back in town, no, I have a fucking swingers club that I belong to.
01:12:37.000Thank you very much, Mighty Hubris, you fucking pervert.
01:12:41.000But the amazing thing about the horse fucking video is that apparently this guy had gotten fucked by a horse a bunch of times and nothing happened.
01:13:20.000So that's why I stopped in the bah face, because it was, like, something that was, like, in my head.
01:13:25.000If you don't know what the bah face is, and this is a thing that went on for literally, like, five years.
01:13:30.000Every time I took a picture with someone, like, you know, someone came to a show and they wanted to take a picture with me, Every time, Brian was behind them like this.
01:13:38.000We have to organize them and put them online.
01:13:41.000It's on MySpace, but a lot of them are.
01:13:59.000I think the last one I did, or the one that made me realize I needed to stop doing it was the one I did to Brock Lesnar, and I was so drunk, and the next day I'm like, I did not do it with Brock Lesnar.
01:14:08.000How about the one you did with Dane Cook, man?
01:16:14.000Well, there's weird people that, like, there's weird people that fucking, like, take pictures that they take with you and, like, put them, like, in their living room, frame them.