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00:02:55.000It's like the Republicans versus the Democrats.
00:02:57.000Most of the people on one side or the other are just on a fucking team, and their simple little brains are stuck on that team.
00:03:03.000They might not even agree with half the shit the Republicans say, but they support them and even say, well, we've got to support our team.
00:03:09.000I don't agree with what they're doing right now.
00:03:10.000But what's important is that we support them and we push forward and we get a Republican in office in 2012. They're just the Washington Redskins versus the fucking Miami Dolphins.
00:06:27.000They can't wait to get a dick in their mouth.
00:06:29.000They just want to do the forbidden thing, you know?
00:06:31.000They can't suppress human beings, man.
00:06:32.000I would like to do it with maybe like a five-year-old girl on loop just sitting there going like this, you know, like that, and see if any of these guys with the...
00:06:41.000Dicks, if they put it away, or if they sit there.
00:06:51.000Just a little kid just sitting there going, like she's looking at the monitor, and see if the guy immediately disconnects, or if he sits there an extra couple seconds.
00:08:18.000It's not like a coincidence that gay people do so much crystal meth and there's so many gay people that love to party and their lives become a wreck and they fucking torch their immune system.
00:08:28.000Gay people, there's a lot of crazy fucking gay people.
00:08:30.000And not repressed doesn't always mean that you're not fucked up.
00:10:02.000Yeah, we've talked about this, but there's actually science now saying that it can cause cancer in the person that's eating out the girl now, or something like that.
00:11:41.0004.43, but we were down for 10 minutes.
00:11:46.000Who's this one dummy that keeps saying, have I ever shit my pants?
00:11:51.000You know, there's something wrong with you as a human being if you keep asking the same stupid fucking question over and over and over again.
00:13:49.000Okay, so when I was younger, I was a manager of a movie theater.
00:13:51.000One of my employees wanted to be a tattoo artist.
00:13:54.000While he tells the story, I'm going to pee right back.
00:13:56.000One of my employees wanted to be a tattoo artist, and her boyfriend owned a tattoo studio.
00:14:02.000So the whole time, she's like, you know, he's teaching me every day how to do tattoos, and I do it on, like, watermelons or something like that to practice, and she's been doing it forever.
00:14:11.000And finally, one day, she's like, you know what?
00:14:12.000I'm going to start doing tattoos now, so if you know anyone that needs a tattoo, and she's like, I'll hook them up.
00:14:17.000And I go, wow, how much are you charging?
00:14:19.000And she's like, for you, I'll do it for free or something like that, because you'll be my first person to ever do it.
00:14:31.000It took her eight hours or something ridiculous to do this tattoo.
00:14:36.000And it originally was supposed to be an Egyptian turtle with my name in Chinese or the letter R in Chinese in the middle of the turtle in Chinese.
00:17:26.000But he was selling it and when he was doing that he lost all this weight and he would hide in the basement or in the attic rather and they would do coke and watch TV and him and his girlfriend were just zombies.
00:20:12.000I think the thing that's cool about California is the fact that you get to go to these places and experiment with all these different strains.
00:25:07.000A few people walked out, but that's going to happen, man.
00:25:10.000If you don't know what you're getting into, you know?
00:25:13.000I always try to tell people that if...
00:25:15.000There was a big sign in front of the show that said, warning, this show will contain language and material as extreme as you could possibly imagine.
00:25:25.000But apparently, some of the shit I said people couldn't imagine.
00:26:09.000You read, you watch a fucking movie, get on your laptop.
00:26:12.000I was going over some material on the way over there.
00:26:15.000The real problem was once I got there, I thought I was going to write, but it was all get drunk, recover from the drunk, drink a lot of water, get drunk again, recover.
00:26:25.000You had like small little bedrooms almost on the plane, right?
00:27:47.000Dude, you know how much money that probably saved him?
00:27:49.000All these pissed off fat people that aren't flying southwest now just saved them all.
00:27:53.000There's already studies that they were thinking, this is ridiculous, they were thinking about making you take a shit before you flew because they found out that if they made everyone go to the bathroom before they got on the airplane that they would save so many dollars per year.
00:28:05.000Like this was a real study that they were going to do.
00:31:11.000You want to go Jay Leno Tonight Show while you want to go Middle America and throw softballs and not offend anybody.
00:31:19.000And then keep the Conan O'Brien show where it was because when Conan's on, he can do all that craziness, the fucking insult dog, masturbating, but he can do it late at night because...
00:31:29.000You're allowed to do more crazy shit late at night.
00:31:53.000I like how he's saying all this, but yet his phone was from 1982. So I was like, you don't have it on TVO. The fact that he had a phone at all.
00:32:00.000When I ran into him, I ran into Norm MacDonald once when I was doing some Canadian gigs like a couple of years ago.
00:32:06.000And when I ran into him, he didn't have a cell phone.
00:33:05.000It's so strange that they're still fucking with people.
00:33:08.000Apparently the way the law is presented though in California, and I'm not sure of this, is that they believe that the way the law is presented is that you can give weed away and you can sell it as long as you're not making a profit and that these collectives are supposed to be to provide Medical patients with marijuana.
00:33:29.000But apparently there's people out there that are flaunting the wealth and they're making a fuckload of money off of it.
00:33:35.000Millions and millions of dollars off selling weed.
00:33:37.000Now, if that's the case, there's two parts of me.
00:33:41.000One part of me that says, well, you know what?
00:34:37.000You should be able to make a certain amount of money for it.
00:34:40.000But if it was legal, it would be way fucking cheaper than it is right now.
00:34:44.000The reality is, the reason why it's expensive at all, the reason why these guys can make millions of dollars in profit off of selling weed...
00:34:51.000It's only because it's illegal and difficult to get and you have to get it from these places.
00:34:55.000If marijuana was legal and you could grow your own, which is how it should be, you would have no need to buy it.
00:35:00.000You could have a little fucking plant in your backyard or in your closet.
00:35:03.000It pretty much already is like that, though.
00:37:20.000Most of these people that are saying it's the best drug for glaucoma are just hippies wanting weed to be Because if you look at the medication for glaucoma in comparison, I bet you it's better than weed.
00:37:50.000It's the best that a lot of different things do.
00:37:53.000There's people that have had kids that have autism.
00:37:56.000There's a video that we showed and we played that clip.
00:37:58.000The kid that had autism and it was the only thing that calmed the kid down and made him normal was weed.
00:38:03.000It's great for a lot of different things and all those different things are prescription drugs that are worth fucking billions of dollars every year to pharmaceutical companies which is why They lobby against recreational drugs, so-called recreational drugs, which is why, to this day, Partnership for a Drug-Free America, to this day, gets money from pharmaceutical companies.
00:38:24.000They got money from alcohol companies and tobacco companies, millions and millions of dollars in the past, and because of that, there was a lot of criticism, so they no longer get money from alcohol and tobacco companies, but they still get money from fucking pharmaceutical companies.
00:38:35.000And pharmaceutical companies are responsible for Oxycodone, Vicodin, Percocet, all that shit.
00:38:41.000I still don't think it's gonna be like, if they made it legal, all these companies are gonna go out of business.
00:38:45.000I know my mom's not gonna be smoking weed.
00:38:47.000She's gonna be like, no, I'll take the other thing.
00:38:49.000Well, some people would be dumb enough for a few generations.
00:38:53.000Yeah, they would be dumb enough for a few generations.
00:38:54.000Well, there's just people that weed just doesn't work with.
00:44:16.000That was more of like a treat, like a dessert.
00:44:18.000Well, you know, that's a good argument because this argument was on the message board as well.
00:44:23.000People were talking about things being addictive and the problem with even alcohol being addictive is that it's not addictive to everybody.
00:44:29.000You know, I'm not addicted to alcohol.
00:44:31.000I could not have a drink every day for the rest of my life and I'd have no problem with that.
00:44:35.000But I like to have a drink sometimes and go on stage.
00:44:38.000I like to have a drink sometimes with my buddies just to make things fun.
00:45:46.000He'll have a cigarette when he drinks.
00:45:47.000I definitely think cigarettes is like that one thing that even if you quit smoking, it can be three years later and out of nowhere you'll start smoking again.
00:46:17.000And if that's the case, man, I mean, who the fuck knows?
00:46:20.000I mean, they say that cigarettes are more...
00:46:22.000It's not as dangerous as heroin, because heroin will kill you quicker and you can overdose from it, but cigarettes will get you hooked quicker than anything.
00:47:05.000But if you were rich, okay, what if you were like...
00:47:07.000If I was rich and I was getting all the time?
00:47:09.000What if you were like Jay-Z, Baller, you know, Private Jet Rich, and you could just get pure cocaine shipped right over here from the CIA. The CIA would drop it off on your doorstep.
00:47:20.000I think the only reason it was kind of addictive to me because I am one of those people that never go to the doctors and I probably need to be one of those people that are on speed or something...
00:48:46.000Um, they, uh, they chew this leaf, and it's, um, for, especially people that, uh, are at high altitude, like, uh, high altitude, uh, herding communities, they, they eat this, uh, they chew this tea, this tea leaf, but I had it in a tea form, and when I had it, it was not good for me.
00:49:04.000Me and Doug Stanhope were doing, uh, shrooms.
00:49:06.000It was the day the Iraq war started, and we were in the middle of the desert at my friend Jan's house.
00:49:12.000And it's pretty crazy because we're shrooming.
00:49:14.000And right when the shrooms were kicking in, we noticed on the television set that they were saying that the war coverage begins at 5. And Stan Hope looked at me and he goes, there's a fucking kickoff for the war.
00:49:27.000I mean, that's really what it was like.
00:49:29.000They were telling us when the war coverage was going to start.
00:50:04.000And he was laughing uncontrollably because he thought it was hilarious that I was talking about how I couldn't shut the fuck up, yet aware of it and still talking.
00:51:26.000In doing something like that, man, they've...
00:51:29.000Probably made it extra addictive along the way.
00:51:32.000Oh, it's just, well, we can do that, but unfortunately it causes psychotic episodes that make you fucking mortgage your house for extra cigarettes.
00:52:33.000If some fucking scientist came up with a formula where he could have a certain amount of chemicals...
00:52:39.000And if you put those in cigarettes, and the people who smoke the cigarettes, they would have this insatiable desire to collect cigarettes and buy way more than they need.
00:52:46.000You don't think they would put that in the cigarettes?
00:55:45.000No, it has to go in your lungs to get you high, meaning you have to inhale to get high.
00:55:49.000Well, I'm not going to listen to this stupid fuck because this stupid fuck spelled high two different times and then wrote HAVE in capital letters.
00:56:44.000You can't tell me not to smoke pot, because I'm a goddamn comedian, and that's like telling a basketball player to not play with basketballs.
00:57:04.000No, because I was on your side where that's bullshit, and my girlfriend who's going to school for nursing, she's like, that's totally untrue.
00:57:11.000And then she showed me all these studies, and I'm like, oh, okay.
00:59:25.000That kind of makes sense, because if you ever watch those old West movies where dudes are doing heroin, or opium, they are lying on their side.
01:00:39.000One of the primary health issues with cannabis is the effect of smoke on the lungs, while the risks from long-term cannabis smoking are not fully understood.
01:00:47.000Before I do this, I will take this copy Mouth smoking is not as efficient as lung smoking and requires approximately three times the material for the same level of effect, but for some people, efficiency is not an issue.
01:01:03.000I would say it's not an issue, you know, because weed's not that expensive.
01:01:07.000We were talking about how it's worth a lot of money, but it's not that much.
01:01:12.000I mean, one marijuana joint is like, what is it, like $10 or something like that, probably?
01:04:50.000We're right now trying to figure out whether we're doing the improv or whether we're doing the House of Blues.
01:04:55.000There was a problem with the House of Blues initially where they said the House of Blues could not seat everybody.
01:05:00.000And I did not want to do a show where people have to stand.
01:05:03.000And we talked about this before, that we went to the Doug Stanhope show when he was in LA, and I love Doug, but I fucking can't stand and just watch a show for an hour and a half.
01:05:12.000It just hurts your feet, your back starts hurting, your neck gets cramped up, and then I realized, like, this is uncomfortable.
01:05:17.000Like, sitting and watching a show is awesome, but standing and watching a show sucks.
01:05:49.000Halfway through the opening act or whatever, opening band, security grabs my girlfriend coming out of the bathroom and goes, where's your hand stamped?
01:07:13.000Fans aren't allowed to bring cameras into the place, or they have to leave them at the box office.
01:07:18.000Well, the problem with that is these motherfuckers want to stick cameras in your face while you're on stage and constantly record things and put them on YouTube.
01:07:25.000They're going to do that regardless, though.
01:08:22.000I get paid the same amount to do a 300-seat room in Vegas as I do to do the House of Blues, which is like 900 seats, which is pretty crazy.