The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #93

00:00:00.000 ...other fighters, still working on my music.

00:00:02.000 You know, there's a lot of stress, but it's all good stress.

00:00:05.000 There's so much going on.

00:00:06.000 There's so much on my plate right now.

00:00:08.000 There's so much shit that I'm doing.

00:00:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:00:10.000 If I want to put that all to the side...

00:00:12.000 Hey, Brian, we're off the air.

00:00:13.000 Yeah, Ustream crashed.

00:00:16.000 Ustream, you dirty bitches.

00:00:18.000 It's back on now.

00:00:20.000 Ustream's silly.

00:00:21.000 They can't get this shit together.

00:00:26.000 Yeah.

00:00:26.000 I know one of the biggest problems people have been having lately, where you're trying to watch it back and it stops and then starts back up again and then stops.

00:00:35.000 What's that from?

00:00:36.000 They're adding new servers.

00:00:38.000 They're switching the servers from old servers to new servers, so that should be fixed pretty soon.

00:00:42.000 I'm complaining.

00:00:43.000 This is all free.

00:00:44.000 Ustream is fun.

00:00:46.000 Most of the time we concentrate on the audio version of this thing, but...

00:00:50.000 But I don't mind having this.

00:00:51.000 I think it's kind of fun.

00:00:54.000 Especially when Eddie hides from me.

00:00:55.000 The bottom line is, I'm down anytime.

00:00:58.000 Are we back to that?

00:00:59.000 I'm not the one turning it down.

00:01:01.000 Eddie, I saw you do your live show, your music, a couple Sundays ago.

00:01:05.000 And I have seen you, I think, the last three or four times you've done the Viper Room.

00:01:10.000 And this last time, fucking amazing, man.

00:01:12.000 You guys have really tightened your ship.

00:01:14.000 And it was really entertaining.

00:01:16.000 Like, it was...

00:01:17.000 Pretty legit this time, that last time around.

00:01:20.000 Thank you very much.

00:01:21.000 The secret was you grease the sound guy and the stage manager $100 each and they treat you like royalty.

00:01:27.000 Exactly.

00:01:28.000 They really made it sound really good.

00:01:30.000 Usually those guys get paid $10 an hour.

00:01:32.000 They're like, next, another fucking shitty band, another shitty band.

00:01:37.000 They're just not feeling it at all.

00:01:39.000 They don't want to hear anything.

00:01:40.000 Yeah, it was a perfect mix.

00:01:41.000 But that $100, that wakes their fucking asses up.

00:01:43.000 Yeah.

00:01:44.000 That was good, man.

00:01:45.000 It does.

00:01:48.000 It's like tipping a stripper $100.

00:01:51.000 That's deep.

00:01:51.000 You tip a stripper $100, you're going to take her to her maximum.

00:01:55.000 Whatever that maximum is, you tip a stripper $100, she's going to go to the maximum.

00:01:59.000 Absolutely.

00:02:00.000 That she can get away with at the club.

00:02:01.000 Are you doing that on a regular basis now?

00:02:04.000 Are you going to be doing it every month and a half, two months or anything?

00:02:07.000 We're just playing and having fun and writing music and just producing shit.

00:02:10.000 We've got a lot of fucking new stuff.

00:02:12.000 It's taken forever to put this together because I'm a busy motherfucker.

00:02:15.000 I moved closer to my recording studio.

00:02:18.000 I just moved to Sherman Oaks.

00:02:20.000 The reason was to get closer to that studio because now shit's pumping.

00:02:24.000 I've got a couple songs on the Never Back Down 2 soundtrack.

00:02:28.000 One of them is the theme song.

00:02:29.000 Dropped is the theme song.

00:02:30.000 Oh, really?

00:02:31.000 That's badass, dude.

00:02:32.000 They were going to use, originally, the jujitsu song.

00:02:34.000 They thought, I mean, when Michael Jai White, the producer, heard that, he wanted that as a theme song right away, like that second.

00:02:40.000 We've got to get Michael Jai White in here.

00:02:42.000 Yes, yes, for sure.

00:02:43.000 He's awesome.

00:02:44.000 He's a great guy.

00:02:45.000 He was, you know who he is.

00:02:46.000 He was Tyson, in that movie Tyson.

00:02:47.000 And then Spawn, too.

00:02:48.000 Yeah, Spawn.

00:02:50.000 Super fucking cool guy.

00:02:51.000 Like, one of the most down, normal guys you could ever hang out with.

00:02:55.000 Just so, like...

00:02:57.000 Like, no bullshit.

00:02:58.000 He's got, like, no bullshit about him.

00:03:00.000 Yes.

00:03:00.000 You know what I mean?

00:03:00.000 Like, super, like, even, normal, cool dude.

00:03:04.000 Yeah.

00:03:05.000 Like, the guy's like a...

00:03:06.000 He's a movie star, man.

00:03:07.000 I mean, he's fucking Spawn, you know?

00:03:09.000 But you're hanging out with him?

00:03:11.000 He's, like, totally cool.

00:03:12.000 Totally normal, you know?

00:03:14.000 He's got some great fucking stories.

00:03:15.000 He's been a lifelong martial artist.

00:03:17.000 He fights Kyokushin tournaments still.

00:03:20.000 He still goes in there in those fucking bare knuckle punch to the chest, leg kick, head kick tournaments.

00:03:25.000 Dude, Michael Chai White is no joke.

00:03:27.000 No joke, dude.

00:03:28.000 I mean, you know how big he is?

00:03:31.000 He's huge.

00:03:31.000 He's like 6'3", 6'4".

00:03:36.000 235 pounds of...

00:03:38.000 Super athlete.

00:03:39.000 I mean, and he's explosive.

00:03:41.000 I mean, holy shit.

00:03:42.000 I mean, the stuff he does, he does some, like, Never Back Down 2. First of all, Never Back Down 1, if you don't know, is the first MMA movie to go mainstream.

00:03:54.000 That was the biggest MMA movie to date, but it was terrible.

00:03:58.000 They made it into, like, the Fast and the Furious MMA, and it was terrible.

00:04:03.000 That's how anything is these days, right?

00:04:05.000 Everything seems to have the same sort of tone to it.

00:04:08.000 They're letting you know in these fast and furious, never back down.

00:04:12.000 Any of those kind of movies, they're letting you know we're never going to get real deep.

00:04:15.000 We're agreeing to this right off the bat.

00:04:19.000 It's going to be like a music video.

00:04:20.000 What it is is the people that can make movies and put them right in, the guys that have that power, They really don't know that much about MMA. They just got into it, and they're like, I'm going to make an MMA movie.

00:04:31.000 I'm going to make a fighting movie, man.

00:04:34.000 Like this tap-out stuff.

00:04:35.000 And they're the guys with the power.

00:04:37.000 They're not going to let the guys...

00:04:38.000 They could really put together an authentic MMA movie.

00:04:41.000 How are they going to get their movie?

00:04:43.000 This movie company can only...

00:04:44.000 It's only pushing three movies a year.

00:04:46.000 This one's only pushing ten.

00:04:48.000 You know what I mean?

00:04:48.000 You're going to get yours on that spotlight?

00:04:50.000 Well, someone did, and obviously there were a bunch of knuckleheads that put that movie together, the first one.

00:04:55.000 The first one's really bad.

00:04:57.000 The story's always like the new guy in town, you know, he's really handsome, and all the other guys that are bad guys in town, they're all angry.

00:05:05.000 And there's got to be hot chicks.

00:05:06.000 Yeah, sure.

00:05:07.000 And he meets the girlfriend, and, you know, the guy doesn't treat her good, and this new guy does, and...

00:05:13.000 It's the same formula.

00:05:16.000 We could do a scary movie.

00:05:17.000 We can do an MMA movie.

00:05:19.000 Now we need to do a race car movie with that.

00:05:22.000 We're going to do a dancing movie where they dance off.

00:05:25.000 Same story, though.

00:05:26.000 It's the same guys.

00:05:27.000 The guys with the green light power, they're not idiots.

00:05:30.000 They just don't know the sport that well.

00:05:32.000 They don't know how the little things that an MMA expert can just pick it apart.

00:05:37.000 The little things.

00:05:38.000 They're fighting in the circle of people standing.

00:05:42.000 That shit doesn't happen.

00:05:44.000 I'll never forget.

00:05:44.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:05:45.000 When Steven Seagal had become really famous, they started a search.

00:05:50.000 Different studios were having searches of martial artists all across the country.

00:05:54.000 Find the next Steven Seagal.

00:05:56.000 They met with me in New York.

00:05:58.000 And I don't remember what studio it was about, but I said the number one problem with martial arts movies is that a real martial artist is going to look at that shit and go, that's not real.

00:06:07.000 That can't happen.

00:06:09.000 That's unrealistic.

00:06:10.000 And they were like, they got arrogant with me.

00:06:13.000 They were like, that's ridiculous.

00:06:14.000 Who's going to know?

00:06:15.000 You and a few other people?

00:06:16.000 Believe me, it doesn't matter.

00:06:18.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter.

00:06:19.000 He was really arrogant about it.

00:06:21.000 I'm like, I'm telling you, as a person, if you're a guitar player, and you're watching some fucking movie about the Buddy Holly story, and there's a guy playing guitar, and you know he's not really playing guitar, that would drive you crazy.

00:06:32.000 If you saw some guy, and he's doing this, and the music's coming out, but you know this motherfucker is not playing that music.

00:06:38.000 Yeah, you could tell he ain't playing.

00:06:39.000 As a musician, wouldn't that drive you fucking nuts?

00:06:42.000 Yeah, totally.

00:06:42.000 You could pick that out.

00:06:43.000 Yeah, it would drive you crazy.

00:06:44.000 Yeah, you always check the technique.

00:06:47.000 Yeah, and I was telling these guys, I'm like, look, there's some badass shit that you can do that's real, that really does work, and I can show you.

00:06:53.000 I can show you some badass shit that really works.

00:06:56.000 But all this flying double scissor kick, two dudes at the same time, that's silly nonsense.

00:07:01.000 This is silliness.

00:07:03.000 Like, you're doing silly stuff.

00:07:04.000 I remember walking out of Never Back Down 1 going...

00:07:07.000 Okay, it sucked, but at least they got the mainstream use to armbars and triangles, and at least they got them used to looking at fights, big movie fights, where there's a triangle and an armbar.

00:07:18.000 That's kind of cool.

00:07:19.000 Remember Lethal Weapon?

00:07:22.000 Horian Gracie was a fight coordinator for Lethal Weapon.

00:07:24.000 But in movies like that, you see stuff like that every now and then sprinkled in.

00:07:28.000 But in Never Back Down, they explained it.

00:07:32.000 They're training it.

00:07:33.000 It's like a secret weapon.

00:07:35.000 So they focused on it.

00:07:36.000 In Lethal Weapon, he gets him in a triangle, but they didn't say, wow, look what he's actually doing.

00:07:42.000 Most people didn't even know that was a technique.

00:07:44.000 They're like, oh, he had him between his legs.

00:07:47.000 They don't even see the technique.

00:07:49.000 You know, I can't think triangle without thinking about Rampage, Jackson, and Arona.

00:07:54.000 Whenever anybody even mentions the word triangle, all I think about is that fight.

00:07:58.000 Because that was the craziest end to a triangle attempt ever.

00:08:01.000 Rampage picked him up like a pillow and slammed him.

00:08:03.000 Do you remember we were over here watching that shit?

00:08:05.000 Do you remember how scary that was?

00:08:07.000 That was scary.

00:08:08.000 Look, if you put that in a movie, you would say bullshit.

00:08:11.000 That could never really happen.

00:08:13.000 But you know what I mean?

00:08:14.000 It hasn't happened since.

00:08:16.000 And you said this, I'll never forget.

00:08:18.000 You said, ooh, he might be dead.

00:08:20.000 Yeah.

00:08:20.000 We were watching this and you went, ooh, he might be dead.

00:08:22.000 Like, that was the...

00:08:24.000 If you've never seen that slam, he's trying to get...

00:08:27.000 Rona's trying to get Rampage in a triangle and Rampage defends it by picking him up over his head and slamming him down full force onto the ground and then headbutting him.

00:08:38.000 They collided heads accidentally just from the impact.

00:08:41.000 It was a double wham.

00:08:42.000 But if that would have happened on concrete, he would have been a vegetable if he was lucky.

00:08:46.000 Yeah.

00:08:47.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:48.000 He was lucky.

00:08:48.000 He would have been dead.

00:08:48.000 You're probably going to be dead, but if you're a vegetable, like, damn, at least you kept him alive.

00:08:53.000 That's how hard his head hit.

00:08:54.000 His head would have exploded.

00:08:56.000 It would have exploded.

00:08:57.000 I wonder if that's affecting his career now.

00:08:58.000 Oh, for sure it is.

00:09:00.000 You think?

00:09:02.000 Unquestionably.

00:09:02.000 That was a fucking violent knockout, man.

00:09:05.000 That was an unbelievably violent knockout.

00:09:07.000 And then right afterwards, Sirkooj knocked him out, remember?

00:09:10.000 Yeah.

00:09:10.000 So that was two in a row.

00:09:12.000 You know, when you get bombed out like that, the Sokuju one was brutal too, man.

00:09:16.000 Sokuju out of the gate, you remember how scary that guy was out of the gate?

00:09:19.000 Out of the gate, knocks out Noguera, Hojirio Noguera, and then Arona, two in a row, and does it like he's just going to steamroll everyone.

00:09:27.000 Yeah, he looks like a mad destroyer.

00:09:29.000 Jesus.

00:09:30.000 And then someone told me, you got to watch a fight of his against Glover Teixeira, you know, who was one of the guys from Chuck's camp, from SLO. Do you remember that guy?

00:09:39.000 Yeah.

00:09:39.000 Big, really strong, light heavyweight, but he had, like, visa problems, I think.

00:09:44.000 Yeah.

00:09:44.000 But a really scary dude.

00:09:45.000 Dangerous, dangerous dude.

00:09:46.000 And he fought Sokuju and broke him.

00:09:50.000 He fought Sokuju and stopped him with strikes.

00:09:52.000 And then, you know, this was all after that.

00:09:55.000 That was apparently early, early on.

00:09:56.000 He's like one of those guys that almost maybe got thrown into the deep end too quick.

00:10:00.000 Yeah.

00:10:00.000 Yeah, it's never too late for Sokuju.

00:10:02.000 If Sokuju just focused on getting really good at Jiu Jitsu and not end up like one of those fighters, you know, one of those Olympic wrestlers that never learned Jiu Jitsu, you know.

00:10:14.000 If he falls in love with Jiu Jitsu, continues to progress with the striking, he's going to be a force.

00:10:20.000 But if he doesn't learn Jiu Jitsu, if he doesn't fall in love with Jiu Jitsu, his chances are very slim of getting to the top.

00:10:26.000 It's real weird when you see, you know, you always like to say, well, you know, there's a certain amount of losses a fighter has and then they're done.

00:10:33.000 But every now and then there's a guy who comes along that just defies that shit, that like loses a bunch of times but then gets it together and then starts winning.

00:10:40.000 Jorge Santiago, he's a good example of that.

00:10:43.000 Anderson Silva was just run of the mill.

00:10:45.000 Liotta Machida for a few years.

00:10:47.000 They were like, ah, he's alright.

00:10:49.000 So the fighters right now that you think...

00:10:51.000 Yeah, but I mean, I'm talking about losses.

00:10:52.000 I'm talking about bouncing back from losses.

00:10:54.000 Machida, you know, only bounced back from the Shogun loss.

00:10:57.000 But like Alistair.

00:10:58.000 Alistair Overeem, I think he's been stopped nine times.

00:11:01.000 Bobby Hoffman stopped him.

00:11:03.000 You know, he got submitted by Verdum.

00:11:06.000 Haritanov stopped him.

00:11:07.000 Chuck stopped him.

00:11:09.000 A lot of guys stopped him.

00:11:10.000 And if you looked at him on paper with all those stoppages, you would say, well, how is this guy ever going to be the best?

00:11:15.000 But then you look at him now, shit, he's one of the best, man.

00:11:18.000 And his jiu-jitsu's good.

00:11:19.000 He'll kill you with a guillotine.

00:11:21.000 And his striking is, no one's close.

00:11:24.000 That motherfucker is the Strikeforce Grand Prix champion, or excuse me, the K-1 Grand Prix champion and the Strikeforce champion and the Dream champion.

00:11:33.000 Who the fuck has ever been able to do that?

00:11:35.000 Do kickboxing at the highest level and MMA? The thing that saves Overeem is that he mastered the guillotine.

00:11:43.000 Anybody try to take him down, you gotta take him down.

00:11:46.000 I mean, most people aren't gonna try to stand with him.

00:11:48.000 There's gonna be a couple brave motherfuckers out there that try to stand with him.

00:11:52.000 There will be in MMA, but usually they're gonna try to take him down.

00:11:56.000 They gotta worry about that guillotine.

00:11:57.000 Yeah, his guillotine's death.

00:11:59.000 He's fucking cemented Vitor with it.

00:12:01.000 He's good.

00:12:02.000 And his ground game is good, too, because his brother, Valentine Overeem, he hasn't had a successful career as of yet.

00:12:09.000 He's still fighting, but he's a real smart guy and is in love with jiu-jitsu.

00:12:14.000 Valentine Overeem's jiu-jitsu is really, really good, and that's his brother.

00:12:17.000 So it's rubbing off on him because...

00:12:23.000 Overeem...

00:12:23.000 Alistair.

00:12:24.000 He won the Abu Dhabi European Trials, didn't he?

00:12:27.000 Something like that.

00:12:28.000 Don't quote me on it, but I know his jiu-jitsu is good.

00:12:31.000 And that's the key.

00:12:32.000 All you guys out there, I know I never fought, but in my opinion, I've been in the business...

00:12:37.000 Getting paid since 2000. Watching fighters come and go.

00:12:41.000 Watching fight camps come and go.

00:12:43.000 Meeting all these guys.

00:12:44.000 I go through their lives and it's never too late to get your career together.

00:12:52.000 You have to fall in love with Jiu Jitsu.

00:12:55.000 Of course you need the mental state together.

00:12:58.000 You can't have a fragile ego.

00:13:00.000 You've got to have a warrior's mind.

00:13:03.000 But if you have a warrior's mind, you love to fight, you love to train, you have a great work ethic, please fall in love with some jujitsu.

00:13:09.000 Fall in love with it, then you become dangerous on the ground.

00:13:12.000 A wrestler who is not interested in learning how to take people out...

00:13:17.000 That's like a basketball player not interested in like shooting the ball.

00:13:20.000 I just want to dribble.

00:13:21.000 I'm just going to dribble.

00:13:22.000 I don't need to shoot the ball.

00:13:23.000 I'm just going to dribble.

00:13:24.000 Look at me.

00:13:24.000 I'm a great dribbler.

00:13:25.000 Yeah, your dribbling is awesome.

00:13:27.000 You got to get good at closing the show, making some points.

00:13:30.000 How could you be a wrestler and not be in love with choking necks?

00:13:34.000 Fall in love with it.

00:13:36.000 Study Marcelo Garcia.

00:13:37.000 He's got a website, 30 bucks a month.

00:13:39.000 If you're in an MMA right now and you're not studying Marcelo Garcia, you're behind the times.

00:13:45.000 He's the number one guy in jiu-jitsu.

00:13:47.000 Number one in no-gi jiu-jitsu.

00:13:48.000 No one's better than him.

00:13:50.000 If you're an MMA fighter, fall in love with Marcelo Garcia.

00:13:54.000 That's a great start.

00:13:56.000 Jeff Glover, another great start.

00:13:57.000 If you fall in love with Jeff Glover and Marcelo Garcia, bone both of them.

00:14:02.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:03.000 And Gless, of course, is some dude who just likes to stand.

00:14:06.000 Yeah, that's good too.

00:14:08.000 You're going to go so far.

00:14:10.000 In what I've seen working backstage at all these goddamn shows for the UFC for eight years, that's what I see.

00:14:17.000 I see the guys come and go, come and go.

00:14:19.000 And the main thing at the very top, at the very top, even if you're a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt and you won the Mundial a bunch of times...

00:14:27.000 What I see, I see the prelims for the last eight years.

00:14:32.000 A lot of people don't see what's going on in the prelims.

00:14:34.000 Just getting signed, if you're under 170 and you get signed to the UFC, that doesn't mean shit.

00:14:39.000 You got to get through the prelims to get to the main card.

00:14:42.000 You know how many fights you gotta win to be on the main card and you're 170 pounds that gonna put you on the main card?

00:14:47.000 You gotta win more than two fights and you better be exciting.

00:14:50.000 So getting signed to the UFC is like those, and I've used this before, it's like those turtles that they're born, they're hatched in the...

00:14:57.000 Yeah, you're born.

00:14:58.000 Yeah, you're alive.

00:14:58.000 But now you gotta get past the seagulls and all the crabs attacking you.

00:15:02.000 Good luck making it to the ocean.

00:15:03.000 The main card.

00:15:04.000 Good luck.

00:15:05.000 It's really hard.

00:15:06.000 And my point is, I see a lot of guys come and never make it to the prelim.

00:15:11.000 There's been a lot of Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belts out there.

00:15:14.000 I don't want to say any names.

00:15:15.000 A lot of them coming through and they just get smashed by wrestlers.

00:15:18.000 No one ever sees it.

00:15:19.000 No one ever talks about it.

00:15:21.000 It's not on the underground.

00:15:22.000 And they just disappear.

00:15:23.000 There's been a lot of them.

00:15:24.000 There's been guys that rise and are stars like Charles Oliveira and that Rocha guy.

00:15:29.000 I like those guys.

00:15:30.000 I want them to, you know, their submissions look slick, no-gi.

00:15:33.000 But there's a lot of guys.

00:15:34.000 They can't get to the main card because they couldn't get past the elite wrestler.

00:15:40.000 Even though they were a black belt in the gi, they're on their back.

00:15:43.000 The guard is okay.

00:15:45.000 Sometimes things catch.

00:15:46.000 But overall, I see a lot of guys lose decisions because they're on their back against some average college wrestler they couldn't get passed by.

00:15:55.000 I see that a lot.

00:15:56.000 That's what I've seen.

00:15:57.000 Unless I dreamed it, or it's like I'm having delusions, that's what I thought I see.

00:16:05.000 I see a lot of guys come through, they don't have the answer for the elite wrestler.

00:16:09.000 If you haven't wrestled your whole life, if you haven't wrestled your whole life, guess what?

00:16:13.000 Most of the guys at the top have wrestled, and you better have the answer for them.

00:16:17.000 That's your worst nightmare.

00:16:18.000 You better be training for that wrestler.

00:16:20.000 Right now, because that's what you're going to hit.

00:16:22.000 And every year, more and more wrestlers are quitting their job at fucking Home Depot, and they're watching The Ultimate Fighter going, I could be famous too?

00:16:28.000 I wrestled 23 years, fuck this life.

00:16:30.000 They got three kids, they hate their wife.

00:16:32.000 There's a lot of these guys coming.

00:16:34.000 They're coming.

00:16:35.000 They want to be famous too.

00:16:36.000 There's a new celebrity in town, and it's the MMA fighter.

00:16:39.000 And these guys, there are a bunch of them.

00:16:40.000 The judo guys are going, shit, I could do it too.

00:16:42.000 I almost went to the Olympics in judo.

00:16:45.000 There's all these guys coming out.

00:16:46.000 What are you going to do to them?

00:16:48.000 These guys are used to being on top.

00:16:50.000 They've been wrestling since 2. You're going to start wrestling now.

00:16:53.000 If you haven't wrestled your whole life, your guard better be amazing.

00:16:56.000 It better be ninja.

00:16:57.000 When they talk about your guard, you think you're going to make it to the top in MMA and you haven't wrestled your whole life?

00:17:02.000 If they're not talking about your guard like it's fucking phenomenal, so dangerous, stay away from his guard, it's amazing.

00:17:07.000 If they're not saying that about your guard, your chances are slim that you're going to get past the elite wrestler.

00:17:11.000 Because you're not going to be on top, for sure.

00:17:13.000 And it's a 50-50 beat-em strike.

00:17:15.000 If you beat-em striking, you know, you might win a few.

00:17:17.000 These new young guys, man, all of them are super equipped.

00:17:20.000 Like this Michael McDonald kid that fought this weekend.

00:17:23.000 Did you see that fight?

00:17:24.000 I didn't see that fight.

00:17:24.000 Oh my God, what a fight.

00:17:26.000 Edwin Figueroa and Michael McDonald, they fought at 145. Prelim?

00:17:30.000 145 or 135?

00:17:31.000 I think it was 145. Forgive me if I'm not sure.

00:17:33.000 Yeah, it was one of the prelims.

00:17:35.000 It aired on Facebook or one of those things.

00:17:37.000 Maybe it was Spike.

00:17:38.000 I think it was Facebook, though.

00:17:39.000 This fucking kid is super talented, dude.

00:17:42.000 Super talented.

00:17:43.000 And both of them are.

00:17:44.000 Figueroa took the fight on six days' notice and cut 20 pounds to make the weight class.

00:17:49.000 I'm pretty sure it was 135. Either way, Figueroa cut all this fucking weight and was getting his ass kicked in the first round, but then just gutted it out and starts going after him in the second round and the third round.

00:18:01.000 Dude, it was just a crazy fucking fight.

00:18:04.000 But this kid, McDonald, had him in a triangle-arm bar combination.

00:18:08.000 He had his back.

00:18:09.000 It was six.

00:18:11.000 Sick display of striking and jujitsu together.

00:18:14.000 And he's fucking 20 years old, man.

00:18:16.000 All these new guys that are coming up, they can do everything.

00:18:19.000 They can wrestle.

00:18:20.000 They can do jujitsu.

00:18:21.000 They're good off their back.

00:18:22.000 They're all good off their back.

00:18:23.000 You have to be.

00:18:24.000 That's the next stage.

00:18:25.000 There's no getting past that.

00:18:27.000 There's no way, ultimately, having an average guard, like most typical MMA fighters, that average guard that we're seeing now, If you have that, you're gone.

00:18:39.000 Well, I think that the days of a guy not being good at any of the aspects of MMA are on the way out.

00:18:45.000 There's not that much room left.

00:18:48.000 It's like every other sport, man.

00:18:50.000 It gets broken down to its bare essentials, and everything gets exposed.

00:18:53.000 And now that we know the bare essentials, it's real simple.

00:18:56.000 You have to have all of them in place.

00:18:57.000 You have to have wrestling.

00:18:58.000 You have to have striking.

00:18:59.000 You have to be good off your back.

00:19:00.000 You have to be good on top.

00:19:01.000 It's a science and both of us have worked backstage and we see these guys come and go.

00:19:06.000 It really is a strange perspective for me.

00:19:09.000 I'm getting to see what every fight I see in the truck for the last eight years, I'm analyzing what works and what doesn't.

00:19:16.000 I'm constantly doing the research and talking to these guys.

00:19:19.000 See them come, see them go.

00:19:20.000 I could put careers together like charts.

00:19:23.000 It's a weird arrogance to not wanting to learn some aspects of the sport.

00:19:27.000 Yes, that's the problem.

00:19:28.000 Basically, if the people you roll with...

00:19:32.000 If you're an MMA fighter and the people you roll with...

00:19:36.000 Aren't talking about your jujitsu like it's amazing.

00:19:39.000 Man, your chances are slim.

00:19:41.000 That's why people eventually, you see these stars rise.

00:19:44.000 And again, this is all coming from a guy, a scientist studying charts backstage.

00:19:48.000 I've never fought.

00:19:49.000 I'm not a badass.

00:19:50.000 I'm not an athlete.

00:19:51.000 I'm not this tough dude.

00:19:52.000 I just notice things.

00:19:54.000 That's all.

00:19:54.000 I notice things, you know, on a hyper level.

00:19:58.000 And I noticed that the fighters that come and go, the ones that come, if you put them on, I can't name names.

00:20:04.000 That's the problem.

00:20:04.000 You see them come and then you see them go.

00:20:06.000 If you put them all together, their jujitsu was never discussed.

00:20:11.000 One common denominator was their jujitsu was probably never discussed as something lethal at their own gym.

00:20:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:20:18.000 Probably not.

00:20:19.000 On that level, there's a lot of guys who can get away with just wrestling and really good striking.

00:20:23.000 For a while.

00:20:24.000 For a while.

00:20:24.000 Yeah, if you can keep the fights tight.

00:20:25.000 You've got to be good at everything.

00:20:26.000 And people are leaving out razor-sharp finishing jiu-jitsu.

00:20:30.000 They're leaving that out.

00:20:31.000 There's a lot of guys that are spending most of their time working on their striking, which is great.

00:20:37.000 But I think the main concern is, you know what?

00:20:38.000 I'm going to be as tough as I can.

00:20:40.000 I don't want to be exposed.

00:20:41.000 I don't want to get knocked.

00:20:42.000 I'm going to do everything I can...

00:20:43.000 To not get knocked the fuck out in front of the world.

00:20:46.000 So most people focus on the striking.

00:20:48.000 I totally understand that.

00:20:49.000 But you have, if you want to make, if you want to fight, if you want a long career, you want a long successful career, you have to fall in love with jujitsu.

00:20:59.000 And that means you have to get into, you have to study the top guys.

00:21:02.000 And the top guys are Marcelo, Hodger Gracie, and Jeff Glover.

00:21:07.000 Just the most beautiful jujitsu.

00:21:09.000 Just watch that.

00:21:09.000 And you got to start getting into that.

00:21:11.000 If you're not into it, And your career's not going that great, ask yourself that question.

00:21:16.000 Think about what I'm saying.

00:21:19.000 You've got to fall in love with jiu-jitsu.

00:21:21.000 You have to.

00:21:22.000 Not just striking and wrestling.

00:21:23.000 Especially if you like fighting, you're going to want to have a career that's long.

00:21:28.000 You're going to want to take as little damage as possible.

00:21:31.000 And if you don't have really good submissions and that option isn't in your toolbox at all times, you're going to engage in longer fights than necessary.

00:21:40.000 You're going to get more damage than necessary.

00:21:42.000 There's guys that have equal striking.

00:21:47.000 But one guy will see an opening for a submission and jump on it even though he's striking with the guy because he recognizes it's the correct thing to do, that it's there.

00:21:55.000 But for some guys, they don't have that option in their toolbox.

00:21:57.000 And if you don't have that option in your toolbox, you're going to have longer fights.

00:22:01.000 They're going to be more brutal.

00:22:03.000 You're going to take more damage.

00:22:04.000 And you have less options.

00:22:06.000 And you can get hurt.

00:22:07.000 And overall, whoever has the less options is going to do not as good.

00:22:10.000 It's just science.

00:22:11.000 And if there's more time fighting, there's more time you're getting hit, there's more chances you're getting hurt.

00:22:14.000 It's that simple.

00:22:15.000 It's really that simple.

00:22:16.000 If you want to lengthen your career, you want to be as effective as possible.

00:22:20.000 And if you want to have the most dynamic career, you want to be as effective as possible.

00:22:23.000 Take whatever the fuck is there.

00:22:25.000 That's why George St. Pierre is so good.

00:22:27.000 George St. Pierre never commits to doing anything.

00:22:30.000 I mean, he might decide the game plan is to box you.

00:22:34.000 But if you take him down, it's not like he hasn't been working on his guard.

00:22:38.000 It's not like he hasn't been working on getting right back up to his feet.

00:22:40.000 It's not like he's not really comfortable strangling you on the ground if it's there.

00:22:45.000 He's not going to stand up and let you stand up and start banging it out with you again.

00:22:48.000 If he sees an opening, he's going to take it.

00:22:49.000 He's going to strangle you.

00:22:50.000 Are we ever going to see George St. Pierre be put on his back?

00:22:54.000 He fights some guy that's just putting him on his back at will, and we're going to have to see how good George St. Pierre's guard is?

00:23:00.000 Do you think that'll ever happen?

00:23:02.000 This fight easily could be that.

00:23:03.000 Jake Shields could easily get a hold of George.

00:23:05.000 You think so?

00:23:06.000 Yes, I think stand-up-wise.

00:23:07.000 Stand-up-wise, George is very fluid.

00:23:10.000 He's much more fluid.

00:23:12.000 He's more capable.

00:23:13.000 His jab is nasty.

00:23:15.000 He does that Superman jab, too, and fucks you up with it.

00:23:19.000 He's nasty on his feet, man.

00:23:20.000 His leg kicks.

00:23:21.000 George.

00:23:21.000 Oh, for sure.

00:23:22.000 George, he's nasty.

00:23:23.000 Yeah, totally.

00:23:23.000 He won a kickboxing contest with Tiago Alves, basically.

00:23:27.000 I mean, there were some takedowns in that fight, but the kickboxing part of it, the stand-up part, George won that shit.

00:23:32.000 George is a beast.

00:23:33.000 So Jake is at a significant disadvantage standing up.

00:23:37.000 But Jake is a motherfucker, dude.

00:23:39.000 If he gets a hold of him, if he gets that fucking double underhooks on George and really squeezes, if somehow or another he finds himself in a position where, you know, George zigs when he should have zags...

00:23:50.000 Or he somehow or another gets him pressed up against the cage and actually gets a hold of him.

00:23:53.000 Things get real interesting, man.

00:23:56.000 Things get real interesting.

00:23:57.000 It's all about how they're going to match up.

00:23:59.000 I mean, I could see it two ways.

00:24:01.000 I can see...

00:24:03.000 Jake Shields taking maybe 90 seconds to pass George's guard and then he finally passes and then within a minute he sinks in a rear naked choke or some guillotine and then puts him out and you're like wow man he took his time but he sort of went through George.

00:24:18.000 I could see that maybe or I could also see him not being able to pass George St. Pierre's guard.

00:24:24.000 George St. Pierre's guard might be insane by this time.

00:24:27.000 The last time we saw it, I think it was maybe Carl Prison or something.

00:24:30.000 I forget the last time we saw it, but he was on his back.

00:24:32.000 I don't think he did that much.

00:24:34.000 But now, who knows?

00:24:36.000 He's preparing for everything.

00:24:38.000 Maybe Jake Shields can't pass George, or he passes the half guard, and then he passes the side control, and then he recovers.

00:24:44.000 And like, damn, he's got to pass again.

00:24:45.000 One of those battles, one of those chess matches.

00:24:48.000 And if it's like that...

00:24:49.000 Maybe later in the rounds, George St. Pierre has a tired Jake Shields.

00:24:54.000 Jake Shields is able to get one takedown out of three or four attempts.

00:24:57.000 He's able to drag him down, but damn, now he can't pass his guard.

00:25:00.000 He's getting tired.

00:25:01.000 Now he's got to stand, and he's tired.

00:25:03.000 That could happen, too.

00:25:04.000 Or he could go through them.

00:25:06.000 Fuck.

00:25:06.000 Who knows?

00:25:07.000 It's a total mystery.

00:25:08.000 It's a total mystery.

00:25:09.000 It could go both ways, and I'd go, oh, damn, it went that way.

00:25:12.000 Absolutely.

00:25:12.000 I'm super excited for that one, man.

00:25:13.000 Who knows?

00:25:14.000 I'm super excited for that.

00:25:15.000 Another scenario is Jake Shields cannot take down George St. Pierre not even once.

00:25:20.000 That's another scenario.

00:25:21.000 Sure.

00:25:21.000 I mean, if that happened, I'd be like, damn!

00:25:23.000 His wrestling wasn't good enough.

00:25:25.000 Because if you look at Josh Koscheck, man, Josh Koscheck on paper was a better wrestler than Jake Shields on paper.

00:25:32.000 He did more in college.

00:25:33.000 He was like an All-American.

00:25:35.000 Maybe a national champion once, I think.

00:25:37.000 I think he was the best.

00:25:38.000 Uh-huh.

00:25:39.000 Chuck Liddell told me Josh Koscheck was the best college wrestler ever.

00:25:42.000 He's so fast.

00:25:43.000 And he couldn't fuck with GSP. What if Jake Shields can't take down GSP? That's possible, too.

00:25:49.000 Fuck yeah, it's possible.

00:25:50.000 Or maybe he takes him down super easy.

00:25:52.000 Or maybe it looks like...

00:25:53.000 An interesting thing with the Phil Davis Noguera fight was Phil Davis could not take down Lil Nog in that first round.

00:26:01.000 And it looked...

00:26:02.000 It looked like, for me, if I was Phil Davis' coach, I would have been like, man, you can't take him down.

00:26:07.000 But you know what Phil Davis kept doing?

00:26:09.000 He kept trying.

00:26:10.000 And in the second round, he just kept trying, and then he finally got him down.

00:26:14.000 He switched it from doubles to singles.

00:26:15.000 Once he did that, he started getting them.

00:26:16.000 And he just kept fucking plugging away with the wrestling.

00:26:19.000 A lot of wrestlers at that point would have just said, fuck it, I'm going to stand with him and take my chances there.

00:26:23.000 Well, Phil Davis is so confident with his wrestling.

00:26:25.000 Yeah, he just stuck with it.

00:26:26.000 Did you hear his post-fight interview?

00:26:27.000 He had a lot of physical problems coming into his camp.

00:26:29.000 Apparently, yeah, he got injured a couple times, and he was having some real problems where he wasn't sure if he was going to go through the fight.

00:26:35.000 You see how fast he flicks up those head kicks, dude?

00:26:38.000 Yeah.

00:26:38.000 Holy shit!

00:26:39.000 He landed that front kick to the face like Anderson does, too.

00:26:42.000 That's crazy!

00:26:43.000 His legs are so powerful.

00:26:45.000 And so fast, he just springs up.

00:26:47.000 God damn!

00:26:48.000 He's got the most ridiculous mesomorphic build ever.

00:26:52.000 As far as, you look at the classic mesomorph, there's different body structures.

00:26:57.000 Ectomorph, what is it?

00:26:58.000 What was the other one?

00:27:00.000 I don't know any of those morphs, bro.

00:27:01.000 Mesomorph, ectomorph, endomorph.

00:27:04.000 I never spend time on the morphs.

00:27:07.000 Ectomorph is really skinny, and mesomorphs are really wide shoulders, heavily muscled, really super athlete builds.

00:27:16.000 And he's got a perfect mesomorphic build.

00:27:18.000 His hips are really narrow, but then it flares out to big shoulders.

00:27:23.000 He's spectacularly the way he looks.

00:27:27.000 He's like a bulldog.

00:27:28.000 No, it looks like a fucking...

00:27:30.000 Like a comic book superhero.

00:27:32.000 Isn't it weird that it's kind of...

00:27:34.000 It's like on the fence of being racist, kind of?

00:27:38.000 If you bring up the African-American...

00:27:40.000 There's an incredible build?

00:27:41.000 Huh?

00:27:42.000 Oh, the African-American...

00:27:43.000 You bring up the African-American athlete that just takes over all sports.

00:27:47.000 Do you even talk about that?

00:27:49.000 A lot of guys like Phil Davis and Jon Jones, they work fucking incredibly hard.

00:27:54.000 This is not just...

00:27:55.000 A matter of guys who are just genetically gifted and they don't have to try.

00:27:59.000 No.

00:27:59.000 The thing that both those guys have in common besides being black and besides being super athletes is they're both super fucking driven.

00:28:07.000 They work really hard.

00:28:08.000 And they're both really intelligent guys who know what they have to do and go through it and do it.

00:28:13.000 So when anybody questions what they've done to get where they are, they're like, well, fuck you.

00:28:17.000 You have no idea how much work I put in.

00:28:20.000 This is not easy.

00:28:22.000 They're still better at it than other people.

00:28:24.000 Yeah, it's like they got all the ingredients.

00:28:27.000 You can't be a natural, gifted athlete and not work hard.

00:28:32.000 That's not good enough.

00:28:32.000 You gotta have both.

00:28:33.000 You gotta work hard.

00:28:34.000 And the edge is the natural stuff is the edge.

00:28:38.000 I'm no super athlete, but when I was doing Taekwondo, I know there were certain people that I had physical advantages over.

00:28:43.000 That they were undeniable.

00:28:44.000 Just having larger bones for my size, being able to hit harder.

00:28:48.000 There's certain things that you...

00:28:50.000 They're undeniable.

00:28:51.000 Isn't that weird how it's kind of racist to talk about that shit?

00:28:54.000 Well, I can talk about it myself, though, because I'm Italian.

00:28:56.000 Look, Joey Diaz was talking to me about this on the phone the other day.

00:28:59.000 He's like, your whole family, they're fucking masons.

00:29:02.000 Masons from Italy.

00:29:03.000 Those guineas make good masons because everybody else tapped out.

00:29:06.000 Everybody else is like, fuck this, I'm not carrying rocks.

00:29:08.000 The guineas are like, fuck you, I'll carry these fucking rocks.

00:29:11.000 I mean, it's no different in a racist way than the idea that African Americans were at one point in time slaves and they were bred to be larger and stronger.

00:29:21.000 Why is that racist?

00:29:23.000 People got fired.

00:29:25.000 Jimmy the Greek got fired.

00:29:26.000 Isn't that a proven fact?

00:29:27.000 Is it a proven fact?

00:29:29.000 I don't know.

00:29:31.000 It's like a racist thing.

00:29:33.000 Why is it racist to say that they have the fucking greatest bodies of all time?

00:29:37.000 Why is it gracious to say they're the greatest athletes ever?

00:29:42.000 Michael Jordan, I mean, stop!

00:29:44.000 Who the fuck is a greater athlete than Michael Jordan?

00:29:47.000 You remember when we were kids, you used to see those pictures of him flying through the fucking air?

00:29:52.000 When was the last time a white guy was flying through the air in a basketball game like that?

00:29:56.000 I mean, he could fly!

00:29:59.000 You remember those photos in Sports Illustrated where you were like, there's no way that's real!

00:30:04.000 There's no way that guy's that high in the air.

00:30:06.000 He could fly.

00:30:08.000 It's the reason.

00:30:10.000 It's like...

00:30:13.000 I think the people that think it's racist see it as when they say, if you bring it up, it's almost like, yeah, you're a better athlete, but it's because we owned you.

00:30:25.000 You know what I mean?

00:30:26.000 It's that kind of feeling.

00:30:28.000 Well, I could see that, yeah.

00:30:30.000 All my relatives are from Italy and Ireland, so nobody owned anybody in my family.

00:30:35.000 You might be half black, Joe.

00:30:37.000 Well, I'm mostly Sicilian, so if you follow the movie True Romance...

00:30:42.000 There's a lot of black in my past.

00:30:43.000 You know what?

00:30:45.000 If I had a time machine and I could go back, and I could mess with parallel dimensions and universes, I would choose a life where I was in a world where all the Mexicans were enslaved, and they got created amazing athletes, and then I was a product of that.

00:31:01.000 For me, right now, I think that's a cool background.

00:31:04.000 My people were enslaved.

00:31:06.000 For me, I don't understand the...

00:31:09.000 Like, you know, because I'm not black, so they have a whole different feeling for it.

00:31:13.000 I think if I go back into my history, if I could get a time machine and go back to the history of my DNA, I think along evolution, you know, if evolution is real and if at one point in time we were actually lower hominids and we evolved to become humans and these hairless apes, I think there must be stages along the way, you know?

00:31:27.000 And I think at one point in time, one of my great, great ancestors fucked a monkey he probably shouldn't have been fucking anymore.

00:31:35.000 You know what I mean?

00:31:35.000 It was like one crazy monkey that was probably going to die out.

00:31:39.000 One crazy wild monkey.

00:31:40.000 And this more evolved monkey was like, God damn, but I am horny.

00:31:43.000 And he shot a load of that crazy monkey.

00:31:45.000 And that monkey became like this hybrid.

00:31:47.000 And that's where I, that's my genetic lineage.

00:31:51.000 I definitely came from, I definitely have just a hair more monkey in them than the regular person.

00:31:57.000 There's no doubt about it.

00:31:58.000 There's no doubt about it.

00:31:59.000 I mean, if you look at evolution, you know, you look at like evolved people, you know who looks evolved to me?

00:32:05.000 Asian people do.

00:32:06.000 Asian people, they have less hair.

00:32:07.000 They're fucking awesome at math.

00:32:09.000 They're incredibly hard workers.

00:32:11.000 You know, they're talking about having these...

00:32:12.000 They're going to have this thing in Japan where the nuclear power plants have melted down.

00:32:17.000 Dude, a bunch of people, more than 50, are going to die for sure because they went in there to clean that shit up.

00:32:23.000 Like, they sacrificed themselves.

00:32:25.000 That shit would never happen with my people.

00:32:28.000 Anybody in my family?

00:32:30.000 Anybody with my genetics?

00:32:31.000 That's not happening.

00:32:32.000 My culture?

00:32:33.000 That's not happening.

00:32:34.000 We're not going to do that.

00:32:35.000 The Japanese to me, that seems to be the most of all.

00:32:38.000 So that's racist against me.

00:32:41.000 And...

00:32:44.000 I think I'm closer to a monkey than Japanese people are.

00:32:46.000 I'm a racist against myself.

00:32:48.000 Speaking of fucking animals, have you seen that Vice Guide to where they fuck donkeys?

00:32:52.000 Yes, in Colombia.

00:32:53.000 Holy shit.

00:32:55.000 I didn't think they would actually show it.

00:32:57.000 Or show a 12-year-old kid.

00:32:59.000 I wonder if that was trolling.

00:33:00.000 What if they trolled us?

00:33:01.000 They would be in trouble already.

00:33:04.000 But when that 12-year-old goes like, I like to spread the pink pussy apart and it's so red.

00:33:10.000 I love to fuck the donkey pussy.

00:33:12.000 They fuck donkeys.

00:33:13.000 What?

00:33:14.000 Yeah, it's so disturbing.

00:33:15.000 Who are the Germans?

00:33:16.000 They catch these Colombians.

00:33:17.000 They catch these guys fucking donkeys.

00:33:19.000 It's like there's a whole bunch of them fucking donkeys.

00:33:21.000 I'm sure there's gotta be.

00:33:23.000 If there's people fucking animals anywhere, it's happening in all cultures.

00:33:26.000 With this part of Colombia, it's kind of well known in their society that your first sex is with a donkey.

00:33:35.000 It's normal.

00:33:36.000 How weird is it that that is going on the exact same time your neighborhood is going on?

00:33:45.000 happening at the same time on this planet there's parts of this planet that are in a totally different frequency than we are right here yeah if I lived in Colombia in some third-world country like that I'd probably fucking a donkey every now and then for goof fuck it What else is there to do?

00:34:00.000 There's probably not enough chicks.

00:34:02.000 All the good ones get taken up by the dictators.

00:34:05.000 Yeah.

00:34:05.000 You know what I mean?

00:34:06.000 They all get the best ones.

00:34:07.000 They get them swooped up.

00:34:08.000 Can you imagine how much it must suck to be born into some really fucking crazy little small country that's super poor and has dirt roads?

00:34:15.000 And you don't even realize how fucked up everything is until one day you go somewhere and there's a TV. And you look at the TV and you see like Manhattan and shit and buildings and skyscrapers and people eating dinner and juicy steaks.

00:34:26.000 You're like...

00:34:26.000 What the fuck?

00:34:27.000 Like, where's all this happening?

00:34:29.000 And you're stuck with no shoes on.

00:34:31.000 Your shoes are made out of water bottles.

00:34:33.000 You ever seen those kids?

00:34:34.000 They make flip-flops out of water bottles.

00:34:37.000 Have you seen that shit?

00:34:38.000 Yeah, that's going on right now, man.

00:34:40.000 Going on right now in the world.

00:34:41.000 They also said that in that documentary that there was like, sometimes there's like that one slutty donkey that's just walking around the streets.

00:34:47.000 And he's like, sometimes I was so horny, I would not even use a condom.

00:34:51.000 Now fuck the neighborhood donkey slut.

00:34:54.000 Jesus Christ.

00:34:56.000 You know, fucking sheep is huge, you know?

00:35:00.000 Yeah, sheep fucking, yeah.

00:35:01.000 Remember that sheep vagina bit?

00:35:03.000 Yeah.

00:35:03.000 That mockumentary for the band show that was never even close to getting made.

00:35:07.000 What was it?

00:35:09.000 Well, we were talking about maybe sheep pussy is way better than regular pussy.

00:35:14.000 It's supposed to be though.

00:35:16.000 Sheep pussy is supposed to be as realistic to a real pussy as possible.

00:35:21.000 But it gets so good.

00:35:22.000 The bit is it gets so good.

00:35:24.000 It's a 2020 mockumentary.

00:35:26.000 This is already what's happening.

00:35:28.000 Sheep pussy is so good that it leaked into the city.

00:35:31.000 People started living with sheep in the city and it got to be a big problem and everyone's fucking sheep.

00:35:37.000 And...

00:35:39.000 That's it?

00:35:41.000 No, there was like violent murders and stuff.

00:35:43.000 Oh, there was a sheep problem.

00:35:45.000 Sheeps would start murdering other sheeps.

00:35:47.000 Yeah, because if they smell...

00:35:49.000 They would get jealous.

00:35:50.000 They feel great.

00:35:50.000 They feel way better than a female vagina.

00:35:53.000 Everyone's into it.

00:35:54.000 Everyone loves their sheep.

00:35:55.000 Everyone's got sheep at their houses.

00:35:57.000 But if you cheat on your sheep, if they smell sheep on you, they'll attack you and eat your dick and just kill you like a chimpanzee.

00:36:06.000 A few dudes got murdered.

00:36:07.000 Yeah, no.

00:36:07.000 That's becoming a problem.

00:36:08.000 So they're outlying sheep vagina.

00:36:10.000 And we had sheep gang war where the sheep would go into the next door neighbor's fucking house and kill their sheep.

00:36:16.000 If you had to fuck one animal, which kind of animal would you?

00:36:19.000 You would do a sheep?

00:36:20.000 Seems like, just go with the flow, man.

00:36:22.000 Yeah, I think they already figured it out.

00:36:23.000 You know what I mean?

00:36:24.000 I think them farmers tried all that shit.

00:36:26.000 Yeah.

00:36:26.000 Giraffe?

00:36:27.000 No.

00:36:28.000 Fino?

00:36:29.000 No.

00:36:30.000 Alligator?

00:36:30.000 Not worth it.

00:36:31.000 They're settling on sheep for some reason.

00:36:33.000 Yeah, there's a reason.

00:36:34.000 Let them do the groundwork.

00:36:36.000 Yeah, I believe them.

00:36:37.000 Listen, if they tell you that those peppers are hot, trust me, it's because somebody ate them.

00:36:41.000 They do Joey just discovering that he just started fucking sheep pussy and he's like telling you how great it is.

00:36:46.000 Listen, cocksucker, fuck it.

00:36:47.000 Forget that fucking fleshlight, whatever that nonsense is.

00:36:50.000 Listen to me.

00:36:50.000 Sheep.

00:36:51.000 There's a reason why those fucking farmers in Montana and up there in Butte, those dudes with leather faces look like fucking catchersmiths smoking Marlboros and fucking sheepdog all day long.

00:37:01.000 That's what they're doing.

00:37:02.000 And those guys, they know about New York.

00:37:03.000 They go, fuck.

00:37:04.000 I don't want to leave.

00:37:05.000 I'm good.

00:37:06.000 I'm good.

00:37:06.000 I got my reefer.

00:37:07.000 I got my sheep.

00:37:08.000 I'm going to shoot a fucking bear this afternoon.

00:37:10.000 Listen, cocksucker.

00:37:12.000 Sheep pussy.

00:37:13.000 It's where it's at.

00:37:13.000 They got it right.

00:37:14.000 They're living by streams while we're here like fucking animals in Burbank.

00:37:18.000 Took me an hour in traffic.

00:37:20.000 An hour in traffic, dawg, to get to fucking L.A. An hour!

00:37:24.000 It ain't right.

00:37:25.000 It ain't right.

00:37:26.000 That guy's got it nailed.

00:37:27.000 These fucking sheep smoking joints.

00:37:29.000 From his mouth to God's ears.

00:37:32.000 I think I would go crazy and fuck a dolphin if I had to choose.

00:37:34.000 Or just go really crazy and fuck like a bullfrog.

00:37:37.000 Let me tell you something about dolphins.

00:37:39.000 The dolphin's going to fuck you, son.

00:37:41.000 Okay?

00:37:42.000 No, I'm saying any of these animals.

00:37:43.000 No, I'm saying any animal.

00:37:45.000 Porpentine muscle.

00:37:46.000 I'm saying any animal.

00:37:47.000 Like you could have a tiger if you wanted to.

00:37:49.000 They would sedate it enough to get some roofies.

00:37:51.000 Oh, you want a roofie and date rape a tiger.

00:37:53.000 That's good.

00:37:54.000 You could date rape a dolphin.

00:37:55.000 You could date rape any animal is what I'm saying.

00:37:57.000 Yeah, because a dolphin, you would actually have a spiritual connection.

00:38:02.000 They're so smart.

00:38:03.000 And it'd be slimier.

00:38:04.000 I would go with sheep.

00:38:05.000 You look that dolphin in the eye and you're like, man, you could actually fall in love with a dolphin.

00:38:08.000 It does all these fucking tricks for you.

00:38:10.000 It sucks your dick from sardines.

00:38:12.000 You're like, holy shit!

00:38:14.000 A dolphin sucking your dick would be terrifying.

00:38:15.000 Can you imagine that?

00:38:16.000 You'd be like, oh!

00:38:18.000 In the water.

00:38:19.000 You're just like, yay, yay, yay, yay, yay.

00:38:20.000 You're barely feeling the teeth.

00:38:22.000 Oh, careful, Mr. Dolphin!

00:38:24.000 Careful with the teeth!

00:38:26.000 You could fuck him and he can take you for a ride.

00:38:28.000 Do you imagine if they were giving you a gentle dolphin blowjob with those giant incisors?

00:38:32.000 With all the crazy people on this planet, you know there's been one fucking dude that worked at SeaWorld.

00:38:37.000 They tried to let the dolphin suck his dick.

00:38:40.000 Come on, there's gotta be one or two.

00:38:42.000 I think by the time it was 2011, all you have to do is think about it.

00:38:45.000 If you think about it, you say, what do you think someone's ever fucked a dolphin?

00:38:48.000 Ah!

00:38:49.000 If you can think about it, it's been done a thousand times.

00:38:52.000 Dude, a YouTube video of that?

00:38:53.000 That'd be amazing.

00:38:54.000 Well, they would pull it down, those pussies.

00:38:56.000 They'd have to put it on Pornhub.

00:38:59.000 Is there a website for bestiality?

00:39:02.000 That's illegal, right?

00:39:03.000 It would have to be hosted in another country.

00:39:05.000 It's illegal?

00:39:06.000 Can the FBI come to your house if you're watching animals get jacked?

00:39:09.000 Probably if they wanted to.

00:39:10.000 I think federally it's illegal, but state-wise...

00:39:13.000 See, the weird thing with states' laws is that's how that movie Zoo got made.

00:39:17.000 In some states, it's still legal to fuck animals and let animals fuck you.

00:39:21.000 Dude, can you imagine getting busted by the FBI for having all this, like, bestiality porn?

00:39:28.000 But, like, how many guys out there were, like, fighting it?

00:39:31.000 Like, this was a joke.

00:39:32.000 This made me laugh.

00:39:33.000 I wasn't into it.

00:39:34.000 Oh, the people that downloaded it?

00:39:36.000 I don't think you go to jail if you download it.

00:39:38.000 But you go to jail if you put it online and, like, you know, have it on a website.

00:39:42.000 Oh, if you download it and go to jail?

00:39:43.000 No.

00:39:44.000 Because you can always say, man, your honor, I thought this was hilarious.

00:39:47.000 My buddies would watch it all the time.

00:39:49.000 We're laughing.

00:39:50.000 I don't think...

00:39:50.000 I don't think, as long as it's a victimless crime, as long as it looks like it's a grown adult, I don't think that you get in trouble for that.

00:39:56.000 You're not supposed to be in possession of it, but I don't think you would actually get in trouble.

00:39:59.000 Yeah, there's got to be a website.

00:40:01.000 If you think you fucked the craziest, weirdest creature, put it online and have a judge and have a contest.

00:40:08.000 There's got to be a contest, dude.

00:40:10.000 Like fucking every single breed of dog.

00:40:13.000 Or the wildest animal.

00:40:15.000 If you can get a fucking polar bear...

00:40:17.000 You know, figure it out.

00:40:19.000 Anytime there's any sort of a controversial thing like this, the FBI will infiltrate these fucking groups.

00:40:24.000 Dude, can you imagine?

00:40:25.000 They'll pretend that they want to fuck animals too.

00:40:26.000 It's like a...

00:40:27.000 Before you know it, you know, right when the guy's going to stick out and there's a donkey, freeze, FBI! What?

00:40:33.000 Motherfucker, you got me this donkey!

00:40:35.000 It's like an American Idol thing.

00:40:36.000 See who could fuck the craziest animal.

00:40:38.000 Hey, what are you doing?

00:40:40.000 What do you think about setups like that?

00:40:42.000 Dogs wouldn't even be in the ballpark.

00:40:44.000 People would get into trying to get bears and shit.

00:40:46.000 You know what I mean?

00:40:46.000 The oddest ones.

00:40:47.000 Trying to get like a hippopotamus.

00:40:50.000 You know what I mean?

00:40:51.000 Like a rope around its neck and shit.

00:40:53.000 Dude, if there was a $5 million grand American Idol prize, so you could fuck the craziness on video.

00:41:00.000 Oh my god.

00:41:01.000 Five million dollars!

00:41:02.000 All we would need is a couple nuclear meltdowns in this country.

00:41:06.000 Lower the price of life, and then for sure that could be a real show.

00:41:10.000 Who can fuck the craziest animal?

00:41:12.000 Next on Spike.

00:41:14.000 After Tough 196. Top season 196. Brock Lesnar is still the UFC heavyweight champion because now they have genetic engineering and he's fucking 200 years old.

00:41:25.000 Dude, the first year...

00:41:26.000 Fucking a koala bear.

00:41:27.000 The first year they wouldn't get the crazy wild animals.

00:41:29.000 They'd have to build by the third and fourth season.

00:41:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:41:33.000 They're getting crazier and crazier.

00:41:34.000 The craziest would be a fucking killer whale or something.

00:41:38.000 Realistically...

00:41:39.000 Statistically, there's not much difference between the human beings of today and the human beings that were having people fight tigers in the Roman Empire.

00:41:46.000 We're the same fucking people.

00:41:48.000 The only thing is that we've managed to not have a giant natural disaster between then and now.

00:41:55.000 So we've accumulated a bunch of data on how you shouldn't act.

00:41:58.000 That's the only reason why we don't have people fighting tigers in the middle of a fucking arena today.

00:42:03.000 Because if somebody put it out today, there would be a bunch of people that would be into it.

00:42:06.000 And if anything ever happened to the people today...

00:42:09.000 If there was some fucking asteroid impact that killed off half of us and the people survived, it was all fucking chaos.

00:42:15.000 For sure, within 100 years, people would be fighting tigers in an arena again.

00:42:20.000 It would start all over again.

00:42:21.000 And what year did they get that bad?

00:42:24.000 How did that come about?

00:42:26.000 Because they had to come a point in time where they're like, dude, we can't be...

00:42:29.000 We can't having...

00:42:30.000 It all died off.

00:42:31.000 The Empire died off.

00:42:32.000 That was the...

00:42:33.000 I mean, I think probably today somewhere, if you've got enough money, you can get a dude to fight a tiger.

00:42:39.000 You know?

00:42:40.000 Yeah, was it the fall of the Roman Empire?

00:42:43.000 Yeah, yeah, definitely.

00:42:44.000 They didn't move it to Greece or to England?

00:42:47.000 I don't know.

00:42:47.000 I don't think so.

00:42:47.000 Why not?

00:42:48.000 I think the Romans were the ones who were into the Coliseum and all the crazy fights that they would set up.

00:42:53.000 They must have been the gangsterist family ever to take over.

00:42:56.000 You're the head of the Roman Empire.

00:42:58.000 You're the fucking emperor of the greatest ancient empire.

00:43:02.000 The Romans dominated all.

00:43:03.000 They smashed everybody.

00:43:05.000 And you're the emperor?

00:43:06.000 You're having fucking orgies.

00:43:07.000 You're We're having people fight lions in front of you.

00:43:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:11.000 Could you imagine what that must have been like back then?

00:43:12.000 There was no internet, no television, and this guy was the king of Rome.

00:43:16.000 He was the emperor of Rome.

00:43:17.000 Everyone's bored as fuck.

00:43:18.000 He would stand up and he would fucking give speeches.

00:43:20.000 To the death!

00:43:21.000 Yeah.

00:43:22.000 And you'd have hordes, thousands of men raising their spears, cheering for you.

00:43:26.000 I bet that had something to do with getting elected.

00:43:28.000 Like, this motherfucker, he comes with the crazy shit.

00:43:31.000 At first it was gladiators fighting each other, then animals fighting animals, then guys fighting animals.

00:43:36.000 That's like a new campaign to get elected.

00:43:39.000 I think the whole royalty thing probably all started off because everybody wants to think that they're the man.

00:43:46.000 Everybody wants to think that they could be the guy running shit.

00:43:49.000 If you think you're around like a regular dude, you're like, this dude isn't better than me.

00:43:53.000 I could be better than that guy.

00:43:54.000 That's like the classic male ego problem.

00:43:55.000 But if you get someone who's elevated to the point of royalty, Like, you can't even question.

00:44:00.000 You can't get to know them.

00:44:01.000 You are not allowed to get to know them.

00:44:03.000 So you never get to crack the puzzle.

00:44:04.000 You can't be sitting right next to them going, this motherfucker's crazy.

00:44:08.000 You're running shit?

00:44:09.000 Why are you running shit?

00:44:10.000 Hey, everybody, get over here.

00:44:12.000 This guy we're calling the king, this guy's a crazy asshole.

00:44:15.000 This guy's banging his daughters and he's fucking killing people for a goof and having his wives executed.

00:44:20.000 He's crazy.

00:44:21.000 We've got to stop letting him run shit.

00:44:23.000 He's just a regular person.

00:44:25.000 You know, but they never got a chance to say he's just a regular person.

00:44:28.000 You can get close to him.

00:44:29.000 That's the only way a person can really rule.

00:44:30.000 They have to rule as if there's something outside of the human race.

00:44:34.000 They have to rule like a deity.

00:44:35.000 They have to rule like they're a god.

00:44:37.000 They have to rule like they're, you can't even come close to them.

00:44:39.000 You got to get on your knees, sire.

00:44:41.000 Thank you for hearing my words.

00:44:43.000 You know, you have to get on your knees and not make eye contact with him.

00:44:45.000 And then when he put his hand out, you would kiss it.

00:44:49.000 It's like you had to have that trick to keep an empire together.

00:44:53.000 You couldn't have access to information.

00:44:56.000 It's like the ultimate example of how those empires...

00:45:00.000 The more access to information, the more you realize that the guy in charge is just fucking crazy.

00:45:04.000 The less likely it is to be able to have something like that.

00:45:07.000 That's why all these fucking empires are falling apart all over the world, man.

00:45:10.000 That's what Egypt, why it's going on in Egypt with Mubarak and why in Libya they're trying to get rid of Gaddafi.

00:45:14.000 I mean, I'm sure there's a bunch of American black ops involved as well.

00:45:18.000 There's a bunch of CIA shit that, you know, forcing these people out because they're probably sitting on a giant pool of oil.

00:45:23.000 You know what?

00:45:24.000 The people are into it because information, because they're getting information.

00:45:27.000 I haven't listened to the Alex Jones version of what's going on in Libya.

00:45:32.000 I'm sure there's a whole different version.

00:45:34.000 I'm very interested in it.

00:45:35.000 I just haven't had time, Alex.

00:45:36.000 I haven't heard it either.

00:45:38.000 I haven't heard it either.

00:45:39.000 I can't.

00:45:39.000 When shit is really happening, when real shit is going down, that's the last time I want to listen to Alex.

00:45:44.000 Because he'll get you distracted.

00:45:45.000 It's eugenics.

00:45:46.000 What they're doing right now is they've got...

00:45:48.000 FEMA has black plastic coffins outside of Dallas.

00:45:53.000 I've seen them, ladies and gentlemen.

00:45:54.000 I have the photographs.

00:45:55.000 And there's 200 billion of them.

00:45:58.000 They know there's not even 200 billion people.

00:46:00.000 So we're talking clones now.

00:46:02.000 Clones of people.

00:46:03.000 Life extension.

00:46:04.000 We'll be right back.

00:46:05.000 Buy gold.

00:46:06.000 You need to buy gold, ladies and gentlemen.

00:46:08.000 2012. Solar impact.

00:46:11.000 Gold will protect you.

00:46:13.000 I like that little, we will be right back.

00:46:15.000 We'll be right back.

00:46:15.000 That was good.

00:46:16.000 That's what he does.

00:46:17.000 We'll be right back, folks.

00:46:18.000 That's slick.

00:46:18.000 He's got to run a show.

00:46:19.000 He's out of his fucking mind.

00:46:20.000 Alex Jones rules.

00:46:22.000 He's awesome.

00:46:23.000 But he's out of his mind.

00:46:25.000 I think Alex Jones is dead on the money like 70% of the time.

00:46:28.000 That's what scares the shit out of me.

00:46:30.000 All the crazy stuff that he throws in there, I mean, maybe he's right.

00:46:33.000 I don't know.

00:46:33.000 It seems crazy to me.

00:46:34.000 But the real stuff that he's dead on the money about, it's almost cheapened by all the other, the histronics, the craziness.

00:46:41.000 He knew with the Japan thing, he knew about those explosions like days before they would announce them.

00:46:48.000 They were not admitting shit.

00:46:49.000 He would get shit like somehow on the inside.

00:46:51.000 Could have been a lucky call.

00:46:52.000 Could have been a lucky call.

00:46:54.000 Reactor 4 just blew up.

00:46:55.000 He's like, damn, I got a 1 in 6 chance.

00:46:59.000 Oh shit!

00:46:59.000 4 hit!

00:47:00.000 4 hit!

00:47:01.000 Oh shit!

00:47:02.000 Yeah, that's funny.

00:47:03.000 Alex, you did it!

00:47:05.000 Well, he's a fucking news junkie, and he has access to shit that other people don't have access to.

00:47:10.000 I wonder why he's still alive.

00:47:11.000 How come they haven't tried to kill him?

00:47:12.000 Why would they kill him, man?

00:47:14.000 Look, you don't have to kill him.

00:47:15.000 For what?

00:47:15.000 He's not stopping anything.

00:47:17.000 No one's stopping anything.

00:47:18.000 And you know what?

00:47:18.000 The things that get exposed, they're supposed to get exposed.

00:47:21.000 He's like the Perez Hilton of the fucking, the political world.

00:47:25.000 That's what it is.

00:47:26.000 It's like, you know, he's exposing shit that, you know what?

00:47:28.000 You fucked up anyway.

00:47:29.000 You shouldn't have been doing it this way anyway, stupid.

00:47:31.000 You know this is wrong.

00:47:32.000 And everybody's in government.

00:47:33.000 It's not like everybody's evil in government.

00:47:35.000 But there's a lot of fucking stupid, poor choices that get made.

00:47:38.000 And the better they get exposed, the better it is for everybody.

00:47:41.000 Even the people that are governing the people.

00:47:43.000 They need to be checked too.

00:47:44.000 It's not like everybody in government is evil.

00:47:47.000 They have to be evil.

00:47:47.000 They don't necessarily have to be evil.

00:47:49.000 A lot of people go into government with good intentions, but along the way they get stifled by corruption and bullshit.

00:47:54.000 So this is all good for everybody.

00:47:55.000 This is good for everybody when shit like this happens.

00:47:58.000 But some of the stuff that he says is terrifying.

00:48:01.000 Like, one thing that got passed by everybody that you never hear discussed was during the World Trade Organization meetings in Seattle.

00:48:08.000 You remember those?

00:48:09.000 It was where the people were stopped from protesting.

00:48:12.000 This is what happened.

00:48:13.000 There was peaceful protests.

00:48:15.000 It was a long time ago.

00:48:16.000 I think it was like, I want to say 2001, but I'm just pulling that number out of my ass.

00:48:19.000 I just pulled that out of my ass.

00:48:20.000 I think it was actually before that.

00:48:21.000 No, it was before that.

00:48:22.000 Because it was before 9-11.

00:48:24.000 It was quite a bit before 9-11.

00:48:25.000 The protesters were actually CIA guys?

00:48:27.000 Yeah, well the protesters were cops.

00:48:29.000 They were paid anarchists.

00:48:31.000 They were people that were sent in to go in and cause chaos, and break windows, and they all wore ski masks, and they all wore military-issued boots, and nobody knew them.

00:48:41.000 They weren't involved in the rest of the protests.

00:48:43.000 The protest was peaceful and inconvenient because all these foreign delegates and all these people were coming, these representatives of foreign countries were coming to that one place and to have all this protest around was embarrassing and it was disturbing and it was causing a lot of press.

00:48:59.000 They were having to answer a lot of questions about it.

00:49:01.000 So they turned it into a violent display.

00:49:04.000 They turned it into a violent protest.

00:49:07.000 They being the government.

00:49:08.000 They came in with guys that were in military outfits and they would wear ski masks on and they broke windows and they smashed.

00:49:14.000 And Alex Jones documents every single aspect of it, including these guys going into a safe house and being allowed to negotiate and eventually all being released.

00:49:24.000 I mean, he documents all this and, you know, he does it with news reports and he does it with video footage and it's pretty fucking crazy because what they did is they shut down a protest.

00:49:33.000 They sent some fucking goons in and they shut down a protest.

00:49:36.000 And this isn't Nazi Germany.

00:49:37.000 This isn't the Roman Empire.

00:49:38.000 This is the United States of America.

00:49:40.000 That's crazy.

00:49:41.000 It's fucking nuts, and it's 100%.

00:49:43.000 It's not like this is a conspiracy theory.

00:49:45.000 They stopped people from walking through with things that said WTO with a red line on it.

00:49:50.000 How fucking un-American is that?

00:49:53.000 Anything is possible after that.

00:49:54.000 You're saying that you can't go in with a pin that says World Trade Organization, that you're opposed to it?

00:49:59.000 You can't have an opinion?

00:50:01.000 That's not even offensive.

00:50:02.000 There's no swears, no curses.

00:50:04.000 It's not something that would hurt children.

00:50:05.000 You know, you just have a WTO with a red line through it, and you're telling me I can't go to work.

00:50:10.000 They wouldn't let people into buildings.

00:50:12.000 They had cops there with guns that were telling people, you have to take that shirt off, you have to take that pin off.

00:50:17.000 They have videos of this.

00:50:18.000 In fucking America, they created a no protest zone.

00:50:22.000 So just for the stuff like that that Alex exposes, you know, whether or not he's right about a missile hitting the Pentagon or any of that other stuff, shit, I don't know, man.

00:50:29.000 There's not enough time in the world to be dwelling on all this shit.

00:50:32.000 But he's right about enough.

00:50:33.000 He's wrong about a couple things, but if you're going to judge a guy based on, like, oh, he was wrong about this, so he can't know anything else, you know, then none of us would have any opinions that mattered.

00:50:43.000 He has fucked up a little bit here and there, but, man, I believe the shit he tells me, I believe, I'm confident with in the 90 percentile.

00:50:51.000 I'm confident.

00:50:51.000 Well, he's a fun guy, too.

00:50:52.000 I enjoy his company.

00:50:53.000 He's a great guy.

00:50:54.000 I love hanging out with that guy.

00:50:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:55.000 It's pretty surreal hanging out with Alex Jones, right?

00:50:58.000 Yeah, he's cool, man.

00:50:59.000 We took him to Vegas.

00:51:00.000 We took him to UFC. We were all hanging out and having a good time.

00:51:03.000 You guys, I'm really happy you brought me out here.

00:51:05.000 I'm in here.

00:51:06.000 I need to relax.

00:51:06.000 You know, fighting New World Order, man.

00:51:07.000 It's fucking crazy.

00:51:08.000 You know, you get a little crazy.

00:51:10.000 He stresses me out.

00:51:12.000 I love it.

00:51:13.000 I love it because all he, he loves talking about all the, it's like, he could go two ways.

00:51:18.000 He could be a guy like, please don't talk about conspiracies like anymore.

00:51:21.000 Right, I'm tired of doing that for a living.

00:51:23.000 But no, not Alex Jones.

00:51:24.000 He'll go, Donald Rollers.

00:51:26.000 He's the one who, he's the one who got that pass through to Diet Coke.

00:51:30.000 That's how it got in.

00:51:31.000 Yeah.

00:51:31.000 Okay?

00:51:32.000 I feel bad for him, though.

00:51:33.000 I feel like he needs to calm down.

00:51:35.000 He does, but he doesn't.

00:51:35.000 He needs to turn off.

00:51:36.000 He does, but he doesn't.

00:51:37.000 He does, but that's him.

00:51:37.000 Yeah, let him be him.

00:51:39.000 You know, you let him be him.

00:51:41.000 Imagine if they made the Brian Red Band conspiracy show.

00:51:44.000 You'd be like, hey, guys, I mean, who knows?

00:51:46.000 I don't know.

00:51:47.000 You know.

00:51:47.000 Why are we fucking freaking out about this?

00:51:50.000 All right, we'll be right back after these words for the fleshlights.

00:51:53.000 That'll be the Brian Red Band conspiracy radio show.

00:51:56.000 He'd be like, I think we're all getting a little carried away here, okay?

00:51:59.000 We don't know shit.

00:52:00.000 I don't know what's happening in Japan.

00:52:02.000 But guess what?

00:52:02.000 That's way the fuck over there.

00:52:04.000 Forget it.

00:52:05.000 God.

00:52:06.000 Everybody relax.

00:52:07.000 That's you.

00:52:09.000 FEMA has 300,000 helicopters with beds in them ready to go.

00:52:14.000 They can stay in the air for up to three days, okay?

00:52:18.000 Solar-charged helicopters in case of an asteroidal impact.

00:52:22.000 It's recommended that they...

00:52:23.000 He'll fucking...

00:52:25.000 He'll just fill your brain up every day with more information about doom and the apocalypse.

00:52:30.000 I love it.

00:52:31.000 I have so many questions.

00:52:32.000 He has answers to all my questions.

00:52:33.000 The craziest thing is he's always selling gold.

00:52:35.000 I think that motherfucker just needs to step up and start selling gasoline and bullets.

00:52:40.000 Stop fucking around with this gold.

00:52:42.000 Because you know if some shit goes down, gold's going to be useless.

00:52:45.000 Unless the Anunnaki land again and we gotta give them gold to let them take us aboard the UFO. Unless that happens, gold's gonna be useless.

00:52:52.000 I think gold is universal no matter what.

00:52:55.000 In Mad Max times, gold is still gonna be.

00:52:57.000 Really?

00:52:57.000 Yeah, I think it is no matter what.

00:52:58.000 That's the one thing we all agree on in this planet.

00:53:01.000 We don't agree on shit.

00:53:02.000 Every country, even the same religion.

00:53:04.000 It all depends on whether Whether or not, by the time the apocalypse hits, we've created artificial people.

00:53:09.000 If we created like whores, artificial whores, you know, soulless, mindless, robot whores that you could just fuck the shit out of, and they love you, and they're so happy, and they just shut off and wait for you to come back.

00:53:20.000 And when you come back, they talk to you perfectly.

00:53:23.000 It's just like Blade Runner, except they don't have a soul.

00:53:26.000 Why would they shut off?

00:53:27.000 They should be cleaning your house.

00:53:28.000 Technology and your house.

00:53:29.000 No, no, no.

00:53:30.000 You got one of those too, bro.

00:53:31.000 You got this crazy looking Tongan woman with face tattoos.

00:53:35.000 She cleans your house.

00:53:36.000 She cleans your house slash bodyguard.

00:53:38.000 Can you fuck that house robot?

00:53:40.000 No, you're better off getting a dude house robot with no dick, a eunuch.

00:53:45.000 He's built like the Incredible Hulk, except downstairs it's like Ken.

00:53:50.000 I'm never going to have a guy robot.

00:53:50.000 And his face is all fucked up.

00:53:53.000 He has one eye, like one big cyclops.

00:53:55.000 There's no way...

00:53:56.000 They're still like girls.

00:53:57.000 No, he's got three eyes.

00:53:58.000 He's got three eyes because he needs to be able to see everywhere so he can protect you.

00:54:01.000 Can you imagine him in the first case?

00:54:03.000 He's here to be your protector.

00:54:04.000 Yeah, you know, that's when technology ends because all the guys building this shit, they're going to have harems, dude.

00:54:08.000 Just think about it.

00:54:09.000 The nerds of the world, they're going to have like 10 chicks around them at all times.

00:54:12.000 They're going to be going on date after date after date after date.

00:54:15.000 For monkeys, what monkey would ever think about having a pet dog?

00:54:18.000 They'd be like, what the What the fuck are you talking about?

00:54:20.000 You can't trust a dog.

00:54:21.000 They're gonna kill you, man.

00:54:22.000 You can't have a fucking pet dog.

00:54:24.000 How are you gonna be able to control a dog?

00:54:26.000 Well, when humans evolve to a certain point, we'll be able to have pet things that we've created, like pet monsters.

00:54:32.000 Your house will be guarded by superheroes.

00:54:36.000 Juggernaut will guard your house.

00:54:37.000 You'll have your own genetically engineered man.

00:54:40.000 He's way better than a robot.

00:54:41.000 Fuck yeah, he never sleeps.

00:54:43.000 He can jump over a building.

00:54:45.000 He fucking leaps over buildings, lands on shit.

00:54:48.000 Try to break into my house, bitch.

00:54:49.000 I got superheroes guarding this, you crackhead.

00:54:52.000 Crackhead with a screwdriver, you gonna get past a superhero?

00:54:55.000 Yeah.

00:54:56.000 That'd be amazing.

00:54:57.000 I am so fascinated by what the fuck ever is going to happen when things keep going.

00:55:02.000 I watch all those Ray Kurzweil lectures, and I've read some of his papers and some of his articles about the singularity and the idea of artificial intelligence.

00:55:12.000 It's all going to happen.

00:55:14.000 We're not going to stop.

00:55:15.000 We've created so much between now and just a couple hundred years ago.

00:55:20.000 The difference between our life now, and I was watching The Unforgiven the other day on a plane.

00:55:25.000 Still badass, bro.

00:55:26.000 Still badass from like 1990, whatever the fuck it was.

00:55:30.000 That movie is awesome.

00:55:31.000 Clint Eastwood is the shit.

00:55:33.000 Especially in that movie.

00:55:34.000 That's the best western movie ever.

00:55:36.000 But I looked at the way these fucking people were living and I'm like, my god.

00:55:40.000 That's less than 200 years ago.

00:55:43.000 Less than 200 years ago.

00:55:44.000 And they're riding horses and getting rained on and shit.

00:55:47.000 And they're going to these places and the houses are made of wood and they're leaking like crazy because of the rain.

00:55:52.000 They didn't even know how to make roofs right back then.

00:55:54.000 That's just...

00:55:55.000 That's probably also just dramatic scenes in a movie.

00:55:59.000 Don't you think back then if you had a leaky roof, you'd be on that thing?

00:56:02.000 Not the sheriff.

00:56:03.000 Gene Hackman.

00:56:04.000 Not Gene Hackman the sheriff.

00:56:05.000 He didn't know what the fuck he was doing.

00:56:06.000 There's nothing else to do.

00:56:07.000 There's no fucking internet to fucking bother.

00:56:09.000 He's like, oh, I have a leaky roof.

00:56:10.000 Movie geeks right now would be like, that was part of the character development of Gene Hackman.

00:56:14.000 He was supposed to be incompetent, but yet cocky.

00:56:16.000 And that was the whole reason why it was so satisfying that Clint Eastwood killed him in the end.

00:56:20.000 Okay, dude?

00:56:21.000 I know.

00:56:22.000 I know.

00:56:23.000 We're just having fun here, you fucks.

00:56:25.000 Wouldn't you think that, like, McDonnell Douglas or, like, one of those companies, a huge aircraft or something, would be, like, involved in...

00:56:32.000 The number one product on the planet would be, like, a real person that you could fuck.

00:56:36.000 That you could control.

00:56:37.000 Yeah, that you could control.

00:56:38.000 That would be the ultimate.

00:56:39.000 A robot that looked...

00:56:40.000 The best robot would look exactly human.

00:56:43.000 Could you imagine if you had just, you know, you had a robot woman in your house and you come home and your wife, like, lit it on fire?

00:56:51.000 Or she was fucking it.

00:56:53.000 Oh yeah, she's having to eat her asshole.

00:56:55.000 So you come on, what is this fucking robot's breath stinks?

00:56:58.000 Your wife's just farting.

00:57:00.000 Smells like circuits.

00:57:01.000 Shitting in that thing's mouth while you're at work.

00:57:03.000 You come on, she's coughing and your robot's coughing and choking and she's got shit caked in her mouth.

00:57:08.000 Like, what the fuck have you been doing?

00:57:09.000 I shit in her mouth.

00:57:10.000 Can you imagine the first gay robot sex?

00:57:12.000 You want to keep that fucking robot whore in my house?

00:57:13.000 I'm going to shit in her mouth every day.

00:57:15.000 You wouldn't even feel bad because he's not a real person.

00:57:17.000 If you were shitting in your slave's mouth, you'd be like, well, that's kind of rude.

00:57:24.000 Dudes would get transvestite robots.

00:57:27.000 Oh, shit.

00:57:27.000 You know what I read the other day?

00:57:29.000 I need to verify this, of course, because every time I don't verify something that I read, people go, incorrect!

00:57:34.000 Disinformation!

00:57:35.000 I get so many angry tweets.

00:57:36.000 Relax, everybody.

00:57:38.000 Relax.

00:57:38.000 But this is what I read.

00:57:39.000 That more people are sex slaves today than were slaves back when slavery was legal.

00:57:47.000 How crazy is that?

00:57:49.000 That's one of those numbers too.

00:57:53.000 How the fuck do they know?

00:57:56.000 Sex slaves live in basements and they can only come out when they're hungry for cock.

00:58:01.000 Who counts that guy?

00:58:03.000 Are they just guesstimating that every block there's one sex slave?

00:58:07.000 I think they do it the same way they do about Mexicans.

00:58:11.000 Just take a wild guess.

00:58:14.000 They don't know.

00:58:15.000 They don't have any idea.

00:58:17.000 They have no idea how many Mexicans there are.

00:58:19.000 They're just sneaking in here left and right.

00:58:21.000 My gardener...

00:58:22.000 I shouldn't say this.

00:58:22.000 I can't rat him out.

00:58:24.000 No.

00:58:25.000 I got a cool house gardener, and he knows a bunch of illegals.

00:58:28.000 He's legal himself, but he knows a bunch of illegals.

00:58:30.000 He's got some great stories about dudes going back and forth.

00:58:33.000 It took him a few tries, but he came back.

00:58:37.000 They don't know.

00:58:38.000 They don't know, man.

00:58:39.000 This dude's going back and forth.

00:58:41.000 There's fucking three guys in Arizona with white pickup trucks trying to guard a million miles of fence.

00:58:46.000 Good luck, boys.

00:58:47.000 You're on your own.

00:58:48.000 Good luck.

00:58:49.000 You know how many fucking Mexicans get through there?

00:58:51.000 It's crazy.

00:58:52.000 A lot of them do.

00:58:52.000 My grandfather came to this country illegally.

00:58:56.000 He snuck over the border.

00:58:57.000 How about Cain Velasquez's dad's story?

00:58:59.000 He walked all the way to Sacramento twice.

00:59:03.000 That's craziness.

00:59:04.000 Yeah, he was picking grapes.

00:59:05.000 I think it was actually Oxnard or something like that.

00:59:08.000 That's a long motherfucking walk.

00:59:10.000 That could take like a year.

00:59:11.000 His hips are all fucked up.

00:59:11.000 Yeah, his hips are apparently all fucked up.

00:59:14.000 Yeah, I think maybe he took rides everywhere.

00:59:16.000 They had one show where they watched his family sneak across the border.

00:59:20.000 They followed him from sneaking across the border to trying to get someone to take them in in Phoenix.

00:59:25.000 They were trying to get someone to let them sleep in their garage for the night because they had just snuck in.

00:59:30.000 You know, people were like, man, you can't be here.

00:59:32.000 You can't be here.

00:59:33.000 And they were talking Spanish to them.

00:59:34.000 It was really crazy.

00:59:35.000 It was like these Mexicans that had snuck through did not want these guys that hadn't to be staying in their garage.

00:59:41.000 They just wanted a place to sleep for the night before they made it to town.

00:59:44.000 They were literally going into knocking on people's doors.

00:59:47.000 Can you help us?

00:59:47.000 They didn't have anything.

00:59:48.000 They had no food.

00:59:49.000 They had no money.

00:59:50.000 Like, wow.

00:59:51.000 You talk about taking chances.

00:59:53.000 It's really moving, man.

00:59:54.000 This couple, this man, this woman, they're holding hands, and they're trying to get across to America and try to get jobs, and they're talking to them in Spanish about what they're looking forward to when they go to America, and they're trying to make some money, and they're going to send money back home.

01:00:06.000 It's like, whoa, why can't they just come over?

01:00:10.000 What the fuck is that?

01:00:12.000 Why can't they just come over here?

01:00:13.000 Can't we just have a screening process to see who's nice, and if they're nice, let them over here?

01:00:19.000 Yeah.

01:00:20.000 Is that ridiculous?

01:00:20.000 The perfect road would be no borders.

01:00:22.000 Every place was the exact same.

01:00:23.000 It just seems...

01:00:24.000 I mean, people will get crazy.

01:00:25.000 Like, listen, bro, that's chaos.

01:00:26.000 There's a reason why there's borders.

01:00:28.000 There's a reason why there's border patrol.

01:00:29.000 They're there to protect you.

01:00:30.000 You can't have no rules.

01:00:31.000 You fucking hippies.

01:00:32.000 You all fucking...

01:00:33.000 Yeah, but if everybody was nice, wouldn't it be possible to have no borders, right?

01:00:37.000 Yeah.

01:00:38.000 What the fuck is keeping...

01:00:39.000 That's the real issue at hand.

01:00:41.000 It's not more borders.

01:00:42.000 It's like, how do you make everybody nice?

01:00:44.000 How do you smooth it all out?

01:00:46.000 That's the real issue.

01:00:47.000 It's not borders.

01:00:48.000 There's got to be a map that you can get before you make the trip.

01:00:51.000 Like a map of all the Home Depots and all the strawberry fields.

01:00:55.000 Move forward so you're actually talking into the microphone.

01:00:59.000 That's why he had to turn it up.

01:01:00.000 There's got to be a map of what?

01:01:01.000 Pump up the volume.

01:01:02.000 That would be valuable.

01:01:03.000 A map with all the Home Depots and all the strawberry fields in Southern California.

01:01:08.000 Yeah, right?

01:01:08.000 Like one of those maps of the stars.

01:01:10.000 You're going to get a job for sure.

01:01:12.000 You show up to a strawberry field, they're going to give you like 20 bucks or something.

01:01:16.000 You're for sure going to get work there.

01:01:17.000 That's the bottom of the barrel.

01:01:20.000 How crazy are those maps of the stars?

01:01:21.000 Those are so disgusting, man.

01:01:23.000 When you see some dude sitting there with a pile of names.

01:01:27.000 Hey, this is where this guy lives.

01:01:29.000 Go fuck with him.

01:01:30.000 This is where that guy lives.

01:01:31.000 Go stare at him while he's sleeping.

01:01:32.000 Have you ever done one of those?

01:01:33.000 No, no.

01:01:34.000 That's so creepy.

01:01:36.000 So creepy.

01:01:37.000 It's like, what are these guys thinking?

01:01:39.000 They're handing out free stalker guides.

01:01:44.000 This is the easy way to find where someone lives.

01:01:46.000 How easy is it to just make shit up?

01:01:47.000 Yeah, fucking Neil Diamond lives in that fucking house.

01:01:50.000 And fucking Brad Pitt.

01:01:53.000 Yeah, he lives up there with Angelina.

01:01:54.000 They're fucking crazy.

01:01:55.000 Oh, they're fucking right now.

01:01:56.000 They're crazy.

01:01:56.000 They steal each other's blood.

01:01:57.000 They'll come out, though.

01:01:57.000 You come out, they'll come out.

01:01:58.000 Just wait for them.

01:01:59.000 They love their fans.

01:02:02.000 Like, how would you know?

01:02:04.000 It's like...

01:02:05.000 Yeah, how would you know?

01:02:06.000 They love their fans.

01:02:07.000 It's like there are certain types of people that would, you know, they're catering to.

01:02:12.000 The same people that would buy that fake weed that you see in, like, high times.

01:02:16.000 You know what I mean?

01:02:16.000 That was always the most disappointing shit ever about high times.

01:02:20.000 They would always, you know, be down for legalization.

01:02:22.000 Meanwhile, you're selling fake weed.

01:02:24.000 You're ripping people off, man.

01:02:26.000 Those are the sponsors.

01:02:27.000 Yeah.

01:02:27.000 Yeah, but so what?

01:02:28.000 Your sponsor's a crook.

01:02:29.000 You don't have a problem with your sponsor only preying on retards?

01:02:33.000 I mean, that's what the sponsor did.

01:02:35.000 If you bought that stuff, you had to be like a 10-year-old boy or a retarded person.

01:02:39.000 There has to be something wrong with you.

01:02:41.000 Dude said that that's how high times...

01:02:47.000 I refuse to believe that in a nation of 300 million, and who knows how many pot smokers, is there 30 million of us?

01:02:56.000 Let's say 30 million pot smokers in this country.

01:02:58.000 I refuse to believe that you couldn't produce a quality magazine that was interesting.

01:03:03.000 And it had to do with people who smoke pot, who engage in different activities and show how much marijuana enhances their life.

01:03:10.000 Instead of the same old stupid shit that they have in those magazines every week.

01:03:14.000 Every week there's a girl in a bikini and she's got a butt in her hand.

01:03:16.000 Whoa, look at the butt.

01:03:17.000 It's crazy.

01:03:18.000 And look at the picture in the middle.

01:03:20.000 Amazing.

01:03:21.000 Look at the picture of the butt.

01:03:22.000 You're not saying anything different.

01:03:23.000 It's all the same goddamn shit.

01:03:25.000 Well, the magazine industry is so dead now.

01:03:27.000 But that's the reason why they have to sell this fucking fake weed shit.

01:03:30.000 That fake weed shit is insulting.

01:03:34.000 You're allowing someone to steal from your fans.

01:03:39.000 You're allowing someone.

01:03:40.000 That's like if I had this thing and if the Fleshlight wasn't our sponsor and I decided to get some other big dick pills.

01:03:49.000 You know, a big dick.

01:03:50.000 What a hypocrite.

01:03:51.000 What a creepy person I would be if I was allowing these people to get ripped off by something.

01:03:55.000 You know, allowing, I was promoting something.

01:03:58.000 That's what they're doing, man.

01:03:59.000 They've got pages of this shit.

01:04:01.000 These fake fucking buds.

01:04:03.000 Have you ever tried that bud, though?

01:04:04.000 B-U-D-Z. No, I haven't tried it.

01:04:06.000 I've heard it actually works.

01:04:07.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:04:08.000 That shit doesn't work.

01:04:09.000 I actually heard it works.

01:04:10.000 No, the stuff that K2 stuff that they made illegal, that stuff works.

01:04:13.000 But that shit they've been selling in high times, that's the shit they smoke in movies, man.

01:04:17.000 That's the shit that Mitch Hedberg smoked with Peter Frampton.

01:04:20.000 Remember that joke?

01:04:21.000 Mm-mm.

01:04:21.000 You remember that joke Mitch Hedberg did?

01:04:23.000 He goes...

01:04:23.000 How does Mitch Hedberg do it?

01:04:25.000 He goes...

01:04:26.000 I once smoked fake pot in a movie with Peter Frampton.

01:04:29.000 He goes, that's way better than smoking a real pot with a dude who looks like Peter Frampton.

01:04:35.000 I've done that way more times.

01:04:37.000 That's hilarious.

01:04:39.000 Fucking Mitch.

01:04:40.000 He was awesome, man.

01:04:42.000 He was amazing.

01:04:43.000 That's a guy that, man, when he died, I went, shit.

01:04:47.000 That really was like, God damn it, we lost a good one.

01:04:50.000 Do you know what's so fucking weird about you saying that whole entire story?

01:04:53.000 What?

01:04:53.000 Because the person that told me last that that shit worked was his ex.

01:04:59.000 Oh, Lynn?

01:05:00.000 Lynn.

01:05:00.000 Well, maybe she was talking about that K2 stuff.

01:05:02.000 That stuff's legit.

01:05:03.000 But how weird is that?

01:05:04.000 That's what she was talking about.

01:05:04.000 That's how weird is that?

01:05:05.000 Just recently?

01:05:06.000 Yeah, it was like a month ago.

01:05:07.000 Guarantee you she's talking about the synthetic marijuana, which does work.

01:05:11.000 That stuff, they're making it illegal everywhere because it does work.

01:05:14.000 They've just modified it somehow or another so that it's not technically the same thing as marijuana.

01:05:20.000 It just becomes, you know, they can do that.

01:05:22.000 That's what they also did with those bath salts things.

01:05:24.000 Remember, we thought it was bath salts.

01:05:26.000 What it really was is they were selling it so they could sell it.

01:05:29.000 But it really was just amphetamines.

01:05:31.000 They can change the chemical components of something and make it something that's not classified.

01:05:36.000 Like, oh, well, here's this new thing.

01:05:38.000 What is this?

01:05:39.000 This isn't even illegal.

01:05:40.000 And so that's why they have also some laws in certain places where things become illegal if they're related to other things being illegal.

01:05:50.000 So that's why 5-MeO DMT was never classified as a Schedule I, but it's the most potent form of DMT.

01:05:57.000 And you used to be able to buy it online, man.

01:05:59.000 You used to be able to go to American Chemical Company, all these different places, and just buy DMT online.

01:06:04.000 But then, because it's related to NNDMT, which is illegal, they made it illegal, and they stopped people from selling it online.

01:06:13.000 And they made them very aware that there were consequences, even though it's not technically an illegal substance.

01:06:18.000 So what would happen if you got arrested in four years?

01:06:21.000 I don't know.

01:06:21.000 It's tricky.

01:06:21.000 You'd be able to fight it probably.

01:06:23.000 See, the real thing with all these Schedule 1 substances is the last thing they want is scrutiny.

01:06:29.000 They want anybody looking at them.

01:06:30.000 They don't want to make a new one illegal because then people start looking at what makes it illegal and what is legal.

01:06:36.000 And then the argument comes up, well, how can that be illegal when this is legal and that's illegal?

01:06:40.000 And this is sold at every pharmaceutical company all across the country.

01:06:44.000 It's been shown to be incredibly addictive.

01:06:45.000 This destroys your liver, but doctors prescribe it like candy.

01:06:48.000 It would open up the doors of scrutiny.

01:06:51.000 So what they would rather do is threaten people, close all these companies down that are selling all this shit and not change any of the laws.

01:06:57.000 Just go, hey, shut the fuck up.

01:06:58.000 Sit the fuck down.

01:07:00.000 This is the government here.

01:07:01.000 And that's what they do.

01:07:02.000 Because they don't want everybody looking at it.

01:07:03.000 Because if you look at it, at a certain point in time, when you're a grown man, I am a...

01:07:07.000 43-year-old grown man, okay?

01:07:10.000 And if another grown man my age, or God forbid, even younger, is telling me what I can and can't do with my body that doesn't hurt anybody, and they don't even have research to back it up, it's not like, I saw that movie Limitless the other day.

01:07:24.000 Pretty fucking interesting movie.

01:07:25.000 Is that the one where he opens up his mind?

01:07:27.000 Yes.

01:07:27.000 It's a Bradley Cooper movie.

01:07:29.000 Pretty interesting.

01:07:30.000 I didn't enjoy the end.

01:07:31.000 Spoiler alert.

01:07:32.000 Plug your ears.

01:07:33.000 The end was whack.

01:07:37.000 The end was like, oh, he's awesome all the time now.

01:07:40.000 Sorry, the end.

01:07:40.000 I win, you lose.

01:07:41.000 That was so stupid.

01:07:42.000 What about Sucker Punch?

01:07:43.000 But hold on a second.

01:07:45.000 The thing about that is that there were massive consequences.

01:07:48.000 He would lose time.

01:07:51.000 People were dying from it.

01:07:52.000 It wasn't just as simple as you take this thing, it accelerates you, and then you just live like an awesome person for the rest of your life.

01:07:58.000 There's consequences.

01:08:00.000 Now, if you can't prove consequences, then you have zero argument.

01:08:03.000 And that's the real argument, the real problem with psychedelic drugs being illegal.

01:08:07.000 You have all these people saying that they've helped them.

01:08:10.000 All these people that are going and taking that Ibogaine, like Ed Clay, our friend Ed Clay, who changed his life, changed who he is, you know, and became this really fucking warm, open person after going on these Ibogaine retreats.

01:08:23.000 And that's illegal.

01:08:24.000 Why is it illegal?

01:08:25.000 There's no study showing it harms you.

01:08:28.000 There's only studies showing that people have benefited from it.

01:08:30.000 And so many people talk about it glowingly, and yet you have other grown adults telling you what you can and can't experience.

01:08:37.000 Then they're the same age as you.

01:08:39.000 That's ridiculous.

01:08:40.000 That's nonsense.

01:08:42.000 There's a lack of reality and a lack of openness when it comes to discussing these things.

01:08:47.000 These things are never discussed in politics.

01:08:50.000 These are huge issues.

01:08:51.000 The issues of being able to control your consciousness is a giant issue.

01:08:55.000 And the fact that that's not discussed ever during presidential campaigns shows how infantile we are.

01:09:00.000 At the very least, occasionally it gets breached.

01:09:03.000 Mr. Obama, did you ever smoke marijuana?

01:09:05.000 And if so, did you inhale?

01:09:06.000 Yes, I did.

01:09:07.000 I thought that was the point.

01:09:09.000 That's it.

01:09:10.000 That's the in-depth version of the discussion on marijuana.

01:09:14.000 Obama admits to smoking marijuana and inhaling, says that was the point.

01:09:18.000 Amazing.

01:09:20.000 And everybody, it's like we're little children.

01:09:22.000 It's like as a nation, in our entirety, we have the attitude about drugs, about marijuana, about psychedelics, that an 11-year-old has.

01:09:30.000 That's how we treat it.

01:09:31.000 Like, what are you doing with that?

01:09:34.000 What are you doing with that?

01:09:35.000 Batman.

01:09:36.000 We're little fucking children.

01:09:39.000 It's one of the biggest issues, I think, as far as consciousness goes, that is in the world.

01:09:43.000 One of the number one issues.

01:09:45.000 The ability to control your consciousness.

01:09:46.000 The ability to seek personal evolution through psychedelic experience.

01:09:50.000 These are huge issues.

01:09:51.000 These are issues that radically transformed you.

01:09:54.000 Radically transformed me.

01:09:56.000 Radically transformed you.

01:09:57.000 We've all been transformed by psychedelic experiences.

01:10:00.000 There's a guy named Kelly Mullis who won a Nobel Peace Prize or a...

01:10:06.000 I guess it is a Nobel Peace Prize for work in DNA discovery.

01:10:13.000 No, science.

01:10:13.000 Nobel science.

01:10:14.000 Yeah, he was the guy who found it on LSD, right?

01:10:17.000 Yes.

01:10:17.000 Yes, exactly.

01:10:18.000 He did it while he was fucked up on LSD. Yeah, I don't remember what the finding was, but that guy actually is a bad example.

01:10:23.000 Something about DNA. Because he turned crazy when he got older.

01:10:26.000 Really?

01:10:27.000 Yeah, became like real belligerent, getting crazy arguments with people and became a nutcase.

01:10:30.000 Really?

01:10:31.000 Yeah, there's a lot of weird stuff about him.

01:10:32.000 Ha!

01:10:32.000 Another interesting one is Francis Crick.

01:10:34.000 Francis Crick, apparently, and this is all hearsay because the article says very explicitly that Francis Crick told this man that if he printed a word of this, he would sue.

01:10:43.000 And he printed it, obviously, after Crick died.

01:10:45.000 But Crick, the guy who...

01:10:47.000 He said that he came up with the idea of the double helix for DNA while he was on acid.

01:10:52.000 But again, this is a guy who says that Crick said that.

01:10:56.000 The problem is, with anything like that, is that people are full of shit.

01:10:59.000 Why would they lie?

01:11:00.000 I don't know, but they could have.

01:11:01.000 And they do a lot.

01:11:02.000 You know, people fucking lie like crazy, man.

01:11:04.000 We were talking about that Game Show in My Head episode that I did.

01:11:08.000 I told you about this shit.

01:11:09.000 When we had people talk about UFOs on video, we had a...

01:11:13.000 Pretend news camera.

01:11:14.000 Did I tell you about this stunt?

01:11:16.000 This is what we did.

01:11:16.000 The game show in my head was a fun-ass show.

01:11:18.000 And what was interesting about it was there was a contestant and I had a microphone and I would talk in their ear with a little earpiece.

01:11:25.000 And I would tell them, here's your stunt.

01:11:27.000 This is what you got to do.

01:11:28.000 They didn't know what was going to happen.

01:11:29.000 We didn't know where they were.

01:11:30.000 We had them in a van, and then we would open the door and say, walk to that mark on the floor, and then Joe will be talking to you in your ear.

01:11:36.000 So they would walk to that mark.

01:11:38.000 I go, alright, dude, you ready to do this?

01:11:39.000 He goes, yeah, here's what we got.

01:11:40.000 You are a news reporter, okay?

01:11:42.000 There was just a UFO sighting right here in Hollywood.

01:11:45.000 It was huge.

01:11:47.000 A giant flying saucer was here, and it took off.

01:11:50.000 Now, you lost your witness.

01:11:52.000 The witness was gonna go on camera and he was gonna tell everybody about this UFO experience and now you're gonna look really stupid because you've got the camera here and there's no witness.

01:12:00.000 So you're gonna try to ask one of these people to pretend it was them.

01:12:06.000 That was their stunt.

01:12:07.000 And every person they got to do it, you know, I think if they got three people to do it, they won $5,000.

01:12:12.000 That's awesome.

01:12:13.000 Dude, people did it instantly.

01:12:15.000 They did it instantly.

01:12:16.000 They started, he goes, hey, I wonder if you could do me a favor.

01:12:19.000 There was a UFO here earlier, apparently.

01:12:20.000 Some people saw it and there was witnesses, but I guess they chickened out with the cameras here.

01:12:24.000 I'm like, I don't know what to do.

01:12:25.000 I mean, do you think you could pretend it was you?

01:12:27.000 Yeah, man.

01:12:27.000 Yeah, but you could be on a TV right now.

01:12:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

01:12:30.000 And people would just start talking.

01:12:32.000 What happened?

01:12:32.000 Oh man, there was a bright light and then the UFO came and they just started talking.

01:12:38.000 It was incredible.

01:12:39.000 We were all sitting in the truck while it was happening.

01:12:41.000 We were shaking our heads going, wow, how full of shit are people?

01:12:44.000 People would just start talking about shit.

01:12:46.000 So that was my point.

01:12:48.000 I mean, it's like, I don't know if Francis Crick's story about DNA was true.

01:12:51.000 Yeah, it was a lot of fun, man.

01:12:53.000 You were talking earlier about Ed Clay and the way it changed his life.

01:12:58.000 Ed Clay was a very successful entrepreneur who got...

01:13:03.000 You're a smart guy.

01:13:05.000 Great guy.

01:13:05.000 Very driven.

01:13:06.000 You know, he did jujitsu.

01:13:08.000 He has an MMA academy.

01:13:09.000 He was always hurt.

01:13:10.000 So like a lot of MMA athletes, he got addicted to pills.

01:13:15.000 It was really bad.

01:13:16.000 It really was fucking up his life in a big way.

01:13:20.000 He heard about ibogaine, and ibogaine is like the African version of DMT, in a nutshell.

01:13:28.000 And what ibogaine does, ayahuasca apparently cures alcoholism.

01:13:35.000 And Ibogaine cures, in a high percentage rate, Ibogaine cures addiction of certain pills.

01:13:43.000 And Ed Clay heard about it.

01:13:45.000 It's illegal in the United States.

01:13:46.000 He went to Mexico.

01:13:47.000 There's this Ibogaine retreat in Mexico, in this city.

01:13:50.000 That they're all trippers, and they've all done ibogaine, they've done ayahuasca, all of them.

01:13:54.000 And it's just like a city where there's music.

01:13:56.000 Oh, he said there was music 24 hours.

01:13:58.000 You land in Mexico City, you drive four hours, you're in this village, and everyone's playing music.

01:14:03.000 There's artists everywhere, there's music constantly.

01:14:06.000 It goes 24-7, you hear people singing and dancing, and there's music.

01:14:10.000 And he went to this place, he did the ibogaine treatment, which takes you on a trip.

01:14:17.000 It's like ayahuasca that lasts like two days or something like that.

01:14:21.000 It lasts for a long time.

01:14:24.000 You get to see yourself and you get to see the world for what it is.

01:14:28.000 And what it does is somehow it does something to your brain receptors or something.

01:14:33.000 It's a realization of who you really are and it resets your receptors in some weird way.

01:14:39.000 I don't know the details, but it changed his life.

01:14:40.000 He came back to the States.

01:14:42.000 So it said his receptors as far as addictions?

01:14:44.000 Yes, yes.

01:14:45.000 So it's not just psychological healing, it's actually physical healing?

01:14:48.000 Yes, exactly.

01:14:49.000 Wow, that's incredible.

01:14:51.000 How many people does that work on?

01:14:53.000 He's dedicated, it's a high percent, it's like 80%.

01:14:55.000 He dedicated his life to Ibogaine and all the money that he's had from other businesses.

01:15:01.000 He sold one of his businesses, a big MMA company.

01:15:04.000 He sold it.

01:15:05.000 And he's dedicating his whole life to saving as many people from addiction to pills as possible.

01:15:12.000 Yeah, it's amazing that we have this issue in this country where that thing, which is so helpful, is illegal.

01:15:19.000 And these things that are so damaging and so scary are legal.

01:15:23.000 And they lied about how addictive they are when they got them through.

01:15:26.000 When they made fucking OxyContin's legal, there's a bunch of documents that show that they weren't being honest about the possibility of addiction.

01:15:33.000 That stuff's heroin, man.

01:15:35.000 That stuff gets so many...

01:15:36.000 My friend...

01:15:37.000 I don't want to say his name because I don't want to be public about it, but someone I know very recently died of it.

01:15:43.000 He had a pill problem.

01:15:46.000 It's scary shit, man.

01:15:48.000 I've known people that immediately became pill zombies.

01:15:52.000 I've known two people very well that became pill zombies while I knew them.

01:15:57.000 It's some scary shit, man.

01:15:59.000 It's scary that the government doesn't stop that.

01:16:00.000 If you're out there and you have a pill problem or you know somebody that has a pill problem, look into Ibogaine.

01:16:06.000 I-B-O-G-A-I-N-E, I think.

01:16:08.000 Ibogaine.

01:16:09.000 Ed Clay, if you look him up, he's doing everything he can to help as many people as possible.

01:16:15.000 You know what's really funny?

01:16:17.000 Ibogaine was the drug that got Hunter S. Thompson.

01:16:19.000 And in trouble when he was a journalist, when he was covering the...

01:16:23.000 Hunter S. Thompson was such a fucking genius writer and such an interesting guy.

01:16:27.000 And what he did was he was covering the elections, like 1970-something, whatever the fuck it was, and he just decided to start making shit up.

01:16:35.000 So he started making shit up about these candidates.

01:16:37.000 And one of the things that he said was that Ed Muskie brought in a Brazilian doctor because he's addicted to Ibogaine.

01:16:43.000 And he shows all the symptoms of Ibogaine addiction.

01:16:46.000 And he put this shit printed in the Rolling Stone.

01:16:49.000 So everybody thought this was real.

01:16:51.000 So they started asking him about it.

01:16:53.000 And the guy slowly started breaking down.

01:16:55.000 The guy started going crazy publicly.

01:16:57.000 The pressure got to him.

01:16:58.000 And he would give these public speeches and everybody would be accusing him of being on some crazy drug.

01:17:02.000 And so Hunter S. Thompson, like, literally drove this guy insane by writing that he was on drugs.

01:17:07.000 Huh.

01:17:08.000 There's a video of the guy, like, in the movie Gonzo.

01:17:10.000 You see this video of the guy, like, breaking down at a campaign speech?

01:17:14.000 Just loses his mind.

01:17:15.000 It was Ibogaine.

01:17:15.000 That's what Thompson had said that he was addicted to.

01:17:17.000 And then another guy was addicted to, so he made up a name of Speed called Wallet, some exotic brand of Speed.

01:17:24.000 Imagine that.

01:17:25.000 You're fucking running for president back in the 70s and that shit happens.

01:17:28.000 You know, you get this crazy asshole just making shit up about you and there was no internet.

01:17:32.000 There was no nothing.

01:17:33.000 You couldn't go on TV and talk about it.

01:17:36.000 And it was really funny, man.

01:17:37.000 It was fucking interesting shit.

01:17:39.000 He goes, well, I didn't lie.

01:17:40.000 He goes, there was a rumor going around Milwaukee that he was addicted to Ibogaine.

01:17:45.000 And I was the one who started the rumor.

01:17:49.000 He's like, all I said was there was a rumor.

01:17:51.000 He goes, I was actually pretty factual in how I described it.

01:17:54.000 It's pretty funny, man.

01:17:55.000 Did you see Sucker Punch at all?

01:17:56.000 Not yet.

01:17:57.000 I heard it's awesome, though.

01:17:58.000 No.

01:17:58.000 It looks pretty badass.

01:17:59.000 Did you see it?

01:18:01.000 No, I haven't seen it, but I only saw, I guess, the teaser preview in the past.

01:18:05.000 I just saw the real preview.

01:18:07.000 Holy shit.

01:18:08.000 I never saw the whole preview.

01:18:09.000 If you go to see that movie and you're not stoned, you should go to jail.

01:18:13.000 Why is that movie not in 3D, though?

01:18:15.000 It's not?

01:18:15.000 That's why I'm pissed.

01:18:16.000 It's not?

01:18:17.000 I don't think it's in 3D. Really?

01:18:18.000 Yeah, it's in IMAX, but it's not in IMAX 3D. You know what, man?

01:18:22.000 I gotta be honest.

01:18:23.000 The movie has to be super special for me to be into it in 3D. I'm annoyed wearing those stupid glasses.

01:18:28.000 Those things bug me.

01:18:28.000 They don't bother me.

01:18:29.000 Really?

01:18:30.000 I like the visuals.

01:18:31.000 I like the glasses.

01:18:32.000 The glasses bug the shit out of me.

01:18:34.000 I don't know.

01:18:35.000 But, you know, I shouldn't say that because it doesn't bug me in every movie.

01:18:38.000 Because in Avatar, it was so spectacular that it didn't bug me.

01:18:41.000 I saw Battle L.A. and that was the biggest piece of shit.

01:18:43.000 How was that movie?

01:18:43.000 Oh my god.

01:18:45.000 It looked like to me, it was, you know, from the point of view of a bunch of Marines fighting, getting called to fight these aliens that landed in L.A. and they're fighting them through L.A. It looks like a video game...

01:19:00.000 Like infomercial.

01:19:02.000 It looked like a trick.

01:19:03.000 It's like the plot was so bad.

01:19:04.000 Gears of War 4. It was so bad.

01:19:07.000 Gears of War would have a way better plot.

01:19:08.000 Oh, man.

01:19:09.000 The way they won and they beat the aliens.

01:19:13.000 Oh, don't even tell me.

01:19:14.000 I don't even want to know.

01:19:15.000 So bad.

01:19:16.000 It's just what we were talking about earlier with the MMA movie, Fast and Furious.

01:19:19.000 It's the same thing.

01:19:20.000 There's a bunch of people making dumbass movies.

01:19:22.000 But here's the reason why, man.

01:19:23.000 This is what you don't realize, or I don't realize sometimes either.

01:19:26.000 I like to go on MMA.tv or MixedMartialArts.com.

01:19:29.000 I like to go on there because it's a fun place to talk about jiu-jitsu and fighting and talk about MMA and UFC shit.

01:19:35.000 But it's also fun to see how fucking dumb some of those people are.

01:19:39.000 One guy put a big post about movies.

01:19:42.000 When The Expendables came out, they were going off.

01:19:45.000 Dudes were going off talking about how What website again?

01:19:48.000 Mixmartialarts.com.

01:19:49.000 Oh, okay, okay.

01:19:49.000 They were going off about how great the Expendables were.

01:19:51.000 I thought, this has to be ironic.

01:19:53.000 Like, this has to be irony.

01:19:55.000 Like, they couldn't have actually enjoyed this.

01:19:56.000 Look, I like a good fucking blow-em-up movie more than anybody, but that was one of the worst movies of all time.

01:20:01.000 It was unbelievably bad.

01:20:02.000 And as I'm watching, I'm like, holy fuck is this bad.

01:20:06.000 But then I go online, and you read people talking about it, and they're like, It's a fucking amazing movie.

01:20:11.000 I'm going to see it again this weekend with my cousin.

01:20:13.000 And I'm like, are they 15?

01:20:14.000 Yes, they are.

01:20:15.000 Is that what it is?

01:20:16.000 Yes.

01:20:16.000 You've got to remember about age groups.

01:20:18.000 I keep on forgetting about this, but half these people on Twitter that have the bad language skills and stuff like that, they're probably 12. Because if I was 12, I'd be talking shit nonstop all day long.

01:20:28.000 Yeah, very likely.

01:20:29.000 But anyway, what was my point?

01:20:33.000 About the guy on the message board...

01:20:35.000 Battle L.A.? Oh, exactly.

01:20:37.000 And they were talking just about Battle L.A. the other day, about how fucking awesome it was.

01:20:41.000 Five stars, amazing movie.

01:20:43.000 And then four or five dudes would say that.

01:20:45.000 And I'd be like squeezing my head together.

01:20:47.000 And I'd go, really?

01:20:48.000 And then one guy would come on and go, you guys are all retarded.

01:20:51.000 That movie sucked a million cocks.

01:20:53.000 You listen to him.

01:20:53.000 Yeah, and I'd go, that guy.

01:20:55.000 But that's also probably the guy that talks shit about your music and about my comedy.

01:20:59.000 You know, the guys who are negative, man, they're not always right.

01:21:01.000 They're negative all the time.

01:21:03.000 But when it comes to movies, man, it's very difficult to find, like, a good group that you agree with.

01:21:08.000 They were the dumbest aliens ever.

01:21:09.000 Once they got on the ground and they got, like, these tall-ass robot aliens like Terminator, they were, like, dumb.

01:21:15.000 You went across the fucking galaxy, and these guys are hiding behind a bus 20 yards away from you.

01:21:22.000 And there's a scene that lasts five minutes, and they're behind the bus.

01:21:24.000 And all around them, these aliens are fucking everybody up with these soldiers.

01:21:27.000 I'm like, this little girl and the fucking cat.

01:21:30.000 And they're like, I'm like, how long is this scene?

01:21:33.000 The aliens are still trying to walk.

01:21:35.000 They were totally retarded.

01:21:36.000 You know what looks really bad is that new Arthur remake.

01:21:38.000 Have you seen that preview of that?

01:21:40.000 It's just like the exact...

01:21:42.000 One, why would you remake that?

01:21:43.000 And two, it's just like they're just adding like, oh, an Xbox Live instead of...

01:21:48.000 Dude, he's funny though.

01:21:49.000 I like him, man.

01:21:50.000 I like him.

01:21:51.000 I like that.

01:21:51.000 Did you like getting into the Greek?

01:21:52.000 I did like that movie.

01:21:53.000 Dude, he's good.

01:21:54.000 I did like that movie.

01:21:54.000 There's a movie called The Man From Earth.

01:21:56.000 It's the same character.

01:21:57.000 This is one of the dumbest movies that people have been recommending to me lately.

01:22:00.000 There's a movie called The Man From Earth about a guy who was a fucking caveman who survived until today, and he was Jesus.

01:22:08.000 And it's like a play.

01:22:09.000 Like, they're over this guy's house.

01:22:10.000 He's leaving.

01:22:11.000 He has to leave because he doesn't age.

01:22:13.000 And he doesn't want them all to get suspicious.

01:22:15.000 So every ten years, he has to up and leave.

01:22:17.000 It is so bad.

01:22:19.000 It's so stupid.

01:22:20.000 And the acting is so dumb.

01:22:21.000 But yet, all these fucking people are like, Dude, you gotta watch this.

01:22:25.000 It's amazing.

01:22:26.000 So fascinating.

01:22:27.000 So intriguing.

01:22:28.000 You know?

01:22:29.000 Mike, how could you be intrigued by this dumbass movie about a caveman who was Jesus who's still alive today?

01:22:35.000 Really?

01:22:37.000 Oh, that's why he came back from the dead?

01:22:39.000 Because he's like super, he can't die?

01:22:40.000 He's like supernatural?

01:22:41.000 Battle X had me for like 35 minutes.

01:22:43.000 The beginning of Battle LA was good.

01:22:47.000 I was like, fuck, man, okay, they're doing a good job.

01:22:49.000 20 minutes into it, I'm like, okay, they haven't shown the aliens yet?

01:22:52.000 Once they started fighting with the aliens, they couldn't figure that one out, like to make it realistic.

01:22:57.000 You really think there'd be a battle?

01:22:58.000 There's like these marines that survived, and they're finally pulling them out of the city, LA, because they're going to nuke it?

01:23:04.000 They're going to nuke it.

01:23:05.000 We got out in time.

01:23:06.000 They're going to nuke it.

01:23:07.000 They go, drop us off.

01:23:09.000 One dude drops off.

01:23:10.000 He goes, I'm going back.

01:23:11.000 Oh, no.

01:23:12.000 And then Michelle Rodriguez comes down.

01:23:14.000 She goes, I'm going to go with you.

01:23:15.000 She wants some dick.

01:23:16.000 They're dropping him off back into L.A. And they win four of them.

01:23:21.000 Four of them.

01:23:21.000 I don't want to hear about this.

01:23:23.000 I don't want to hear about this.

01:23:24.000 You know what sucks, though, is that Battle L.A. on Rotten Tomatoes got like a 34%.

01:23:30.000 Rotten Tomatoes is pretty accurate.

01:23:31.000 Sucker Punch, 21%.

01:23:34.000 Oh, okay.

01:23:35.000 Fuck you.

01:23:35.000 I'm not going then.

01:23:36.000 I'll trust them.

01:23:38.000 That's the beautiful thing about the internet, man.

01:23:39.000 Back then, they used to have to listen to Roger Ebert.

01:23:42.000 Roger Ebert didn't like Gladiator.

01:23:43.000 He didn't like The Unforget...

01:23:45.000 There's a bunch of movies that he didn't like that were fucking awesome.

01:23:48.000 Gladiator!

01:23:49.000 How the fuck do you not like Gladiator?

01:23:50.000 Yeah, I would like to see his top 10 dislikes that ended up getting Oscars or something.

01:23:56.000 Yeah.

01:23:57.000 He got in a little hissy fit with fucking Charlie Sheen online on Twitter.

01:24:02.000 It was interesting.

01:24:03.000 Recently?

01:24:03.000 Yeah, we were talking about it in one of the post-fight video blogs or the post-podcast video blogs.

01:24:08.000 It was like he wrote something about Charlie Sheen.

01:24:11.000 I could do what he's doing, but then my wife would leave me and then I would be lonely and depressed just like him.

01:24:18.000 And Charlie writes back to Roger, have you ever had five girls at the same time?

01:24:23.000 Something along those lines, that ain't lonely, stupid.

01:24:27.000 And I'm like, I can't believe Roger Ebert is going after Charlie Sheen.

01:24:30.000 Roger Ebert's almost dead.

01:24:32.000 He lost his jaw to cancer.

01:24:34.000 He can't talk.

01:24:34.000 He can't eat.

01:24:35.000 He has to eat through a tube.

01:24:36.000 And yet he's shitting on Charlie Sheen for getting hookers and whores?

01:24:40.000 Really?

01:24:41.000 Valley of the Dolls.

01:24:42.000 What is that?

01:24:43.000 That's a movie that he wrote.

01:24:45.000 And it's all about dolls.

01:24:48.000 Like porn chicks, isn't it?

01:24:50.000 Is it?

01:24:50.000 Who wrote it?

01:24:51.000 Roger Ebert.

01:24:52.000 Maybe he lives this whole different life we don't know and he's just some crazy old purr.

01:24:56.000 Yeah, he said it sucked.

01:24:58.000 I saw the Due Date movie.

01:25:00.000 Have you seen that yet?

01:25:01.000 That's alright.

01:25:02.000 I like to see Brody Stevens at the beginning of it.

01:25:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:06.000 I'll watch Zach Galfgenakis in anything, man.

01:25:09.000 Galfgenakis.

01:25:09.000 I'll watch that guy in anything.

01:25:10.000 I know, me too.

01:25:11.000 He's talented.

01:25:11.000 He's so talented, they don't even make him shave the beard.

01:25:14.000 Yeah.

01:25:14.000 Every movie, eh.

01:25:15.000 No, that's his look, man.

01:25:16.000 I know, they don't ask him.

01:25:17.000 It helps, though.

01:25:18.000 Because he's so good.

01:25:19.000 He's so good.

01:25:20.000 If he was a regular dude, they'd go, we're going to need you to shave it for this character.

01:25:24.000 It makes him look like he's that strange guy.

01:25:26.000 That helps a lot.

01:25:28.000 Did you hear about Brody Stevens also?

01:25:29.000 HBO's picked him up for a new TV show.

01:25:31.000 What is it?

01:25:32.000 Zach Galifianakis is going to pretty much make a show about Brody, like a documentary type thing.

01:25:37.000 Oh, that's brilliant.

01:25:38.000 That's amazing.

01:25:39.000 Yeah, that's brilliant.

01:25:40.000 Fucking Brody Stevens blowing the fuck up.

01:25:41.000 Good for him.

01:25:42.000 Well, Brody has always just needed someone to sort of direct people to what he does.

01:25:47.000 He's amazing.

01:25:48.000 He's one of the funniest guys I know.

01:25:50.000 He's so interesting, man.

01:25:51.000 Yes!

01:25:52.000 He's such a fucking unusual dude.

01:25:54.000 He could talk about anything!

01:25:58.000 Okay?

01:25:59.000 And for whatever reason, he's fascinating, you know?

01:26:02.000 Will Ferrell just got the role of The Office, too.

01:26:04.000 I think that's only for like three episodes.

01:26:06.000 Oh, is it?

01:26:07.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

01:26:08.000 That guy's too fucking busy, bro.

01:26:09.000 I was gonna say, that's awesome if he's doing that.

01:26:12.000 Yeah.

01:26:13.000 Okay.

01:26:14.000 I mean, stupid.

01:26:17.000 What?

01:26:20.000 Why'd you even bring that up?

01:26:22.000 Will Ferrell, The Office.

01:26:23.000 Because that's pretty crazy.

01:26:26.000 That's big.

01:26:26.000 That's huge.

01:26:27.000 Is it?

01:26:27.000 Will Ferrell.

01:26:28.000 I don't watch those sitcoms, man.

01:26:29.000 I fucking love Will Ferrell, man.

01:26:30.000 I never watch sitcoms.

01:26:31.000 What sitcoms?

01:26:32.000 I get around The Office.

01:26:33.000 I get around to South Park every now and then if I'm going to watch something that's funny.

01:26:37.000 You spend too much time watching Oprah.

01:26:39.000 It helps me, bro.

01:26:42.000 It helps me.

01:26:43.000 It helps me understand those people.

01:26:45.000 That's why I listen to conservative talk radio, too.

01:26:48.000 I mean, I listen to conservative talk radio because I don't know anybody like that.

01:26:51.000 I want to know how those fucking people think.

01:26:52.000 And when I have those, you know what the libs don't know, okay?

01:26:55.000 I'll tell you right now.

01:26:56.000 Here's what the libs don't know.

01:26:58.000 Obama doesn't like you either, okay?

01:27:00.000 Obama's one of those elitists.

01:27:02.000 And I like listening to that shit because this fucking guy believes this.

01:27:06.000 He's selling this.

01:27:08.000 I was listening to Glenn Beck this morning.

01:27:09.000 I stopped in my driveway for five minutes just sitting there shaking my head listening to Glenn Beck this morning.

01:27:14.000 Just like this crazy asshole that thinks that the reason why the fucking tsunami and earthquake happened is because we're not following the Ten Commandments.

01:27:21.000 That crazy asshole actually suggested that.

01:27:24.000 You know, so I listen to everybody.

01:27:25.000 So Oprah's on the list too, man.

01:27:27.000 I gotta listen.

01:27:28.000 I gotta find out what she's up to.

01:27:32.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?

01:27:33.000 You got too high.

01:27:34.000 No, I just don't even...

01:27:37.000 That seems like a bunch of serious stuff to watch.

01:27:39.000 I guess I don't...

01:27:40.000 I mean, if I'm going to watch anything serious, it's going to be like fucking cops or murder stuff so I can at least learn a skill trade if I'm going to murder somebody, how I can get away with it.

01:27:50.000 Intervention is always the best.

01:27:52.000 If you're ever feeling down about yourself, intervention.

01:27:54.000 You ever want to know that you're going to be okay?

01:27:56.000 Watch Intervention.

01:27:57.000 What's Celebrity Rehab?

01:27:58.000 No, Intervention.

01:27:59.000 One of those things where people are falling apart and then people have to go and rescue them.

01:28:04.000 People are doing crack and heroin and craziness.

01:28:07.000 That's the best part of Celebrity Rehab.

01:28:08.000 That's my favorite show.

01:28:09.000 My favorite part of Celebrity Rehab is fucking...

01:28:12.000 What's his name?

01:28:14.000 Eric Roberts.

01:28:15.000 Yeah.

01:28:15.000 He's the best.

01:28:16.000 He's the best.

01:28:16.000 Yeah, that guy was on Celebrity Rehab.

01:28:19.000 For weed.

01:28:20.000 It was hilarious.

01:28:21.000 He never had a problem.

01:28:22.000 People were falling apart all around him.

01:28:24.000 He's in the back, reading it, like on the side, reading a newspaper with his glasses, eating a sandwich.

01:28:30.000 He never had a story.

01:28:31.000 I mean, he did have a rough childhood.

01:28:33.000 That's the problem with that show.

01:28:34.000 And he cried once.

01:28:35.000 He cried once.

01:28:36.000 But Dr. Drew talks so much shit on weed that when Eric Roberts came to him, he's a celebrity.

01:28:42.000 He needs a celebrity, man.

01:28:43.000 Not very many celebrities will go on that show and go, we got Eric Roberts.

01:28:46.000 He goes, what's he here for?

01:28:47.000 For weed.

01:28:48.000 What are you going to tell him?

01:28:49.000 I mean, Dr. Drew tells everybody that weed's bad for you, so he's got to admit him.

01:28:54.000 When really he has no problem.

01:28:55.000 That was the craziest part of the show.

01:28:57.000 Well, he has problems.

01:28:57.000 He definitely needed counseling.

01:28:59.000 Yeah, it didn't...

01:29:00.000 Well, he was using weed as an escape from his life, and it just happened to be weed.

01:29:04.000 It could have been cough syrup.

01:29:06.000 He could have found some other shit to escape from his life.

01:29:08.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:29:09.000 But I think it was just...

01:29:11.000 I think it was a way to blow up Eric Roberts and he doesn't look bad.

01:29:16.000 What an easy way to rejuvenate the career.

01:29:19.000 Celebrity rehab is fucking huge.

01:29:21.000 You know what?

01:29:22.000 He didn't look bad at all.

01:29:24.000 In the very first day when I analyzed him, he said, Doc, I smoke from a vaporizer.

01:29:29.000 They show him it's healthier.

01:29:30.000 He's talking about a vaporizer, how it's healthier.

01:29:32.000 And he doesn't smoke that much at all.

01:29:33.000 And he said, when I smoke, everybody loves me.

01:29:37.000 I'm in a great mood.

01:29:38.000 You know, I flow.

01:29:40.000 But when I don't smoke, I get, you know, in a cranky mood and I'm pissed off.

01:29:44.000 That's what he said.

01:29:44.000 The problem was when Dr. Drew goes, hmm, we got to work on that.

01:29:50.000 He showed him that he's smoking out of a vaporizer.

01:29:52.000 So I think that Eric Roberts would go, this is a perfect way.

01:29:55.000 Well, no, for Dr. Drew, man, there's no solution other than sobriety.

01:29:59.000 You know, I retweeted something.

01:30:02.000 I think, I forget, someone tweeted something about pot, and I retweeted it going, suck on that, Dr. Drew, you know, like to him, thinking that I've been friends with that guy for years.

01:30:12.000 When are we going to get him on the pot?

01:30:13.000 Oh, he got mad at you?

01:30:13.000 Yes, he got mad at me.

01:30:14.000 Whoa!

01:30:15.000 I've been friends with him for years.

01:30:16.000 And he's like, hey, Joe, I'm sorry, I'm killing your high.

01:30:18.000 What the hell, man?

01:30:19.000 Whoa!

01:30:19.000 Yeah.

01:30:20.000 Whoa!

01:30:20.000 Yeah, you know, attacking me or something like that.

01:30:22.000 And I go, whoa, dude, this is just a joke.

01:30:24.000 I thought you knew my sense of humor.

01:30:25.000 You know I love you.

01:30:26.000 And he writes back, I love you too.

01:30:27.000 So it was cool.

01:30:28.000 I mean, it all wind up cool.

01:30:29.000 But he thought that I was like, really, like, fuck you, Dr. Drew, suck it.

01:30:33.000 Some guys, you can't joke around like that.

01:30:35.000 You can't, like, you could text me something and say, suck on that bitch.

01:30:38.000 And I would be like, ah!

01:30:39.000 I would laugh.

01:30:40.000 You could do it too.

01:30:41.000 But with Dr. Drew, apparently you can't text Dr. Drew and say, suck on it, bitch.

01:30:45.000 You texted him or emailed him?

01:30:47.000 Twittered it.

01:30:47.000 Do you think you would ever do the show?

01:30:48.000 Oh, shit on Twitter.

01:30:49.000 Yeah, I Twittered it.

01:30:49.000 So then everyone saw.

01:30:50.000 Yeah, but come on, man.

01:30:51.000 It's funny.

01:30:53.000 The fuck?

01:30:54.000 Do you think you would ever do the show?

01:30:56.000 No, but I'm going to do Loveline.

01:30:57.000 I'm going to do Loveline.

01:30:57.000 Maybe he was kidding.

01:30:59.000 Maybe he was kidding.

01:30:59.000 Mad Mike is on Dancing with the Stars right now.

01:31:02.000 What exactly did he say again?

01:31:03.000 No, no, no.

01:31:04.000 He wasn't kidding.

01:31:04.000 He got a little upset.

01:31:05.000 He thought I was actually upset.

01:31:06.000 When I was saying suck on that, he was like, I'm sorry, I'm killing your high.

01:31:08.000 What the hell, man?

01:31:09.000 It seemed like he was hurt.

01:31:10.000 Like, his feelings were hurt.

01:31:11.000 Like, I attacked him.

01:31:11.000 This is the only discussion that he and I have ever disagreed on.

01:31:15.000 I think that he's absolutely right about how much abuse goes on, and he can nail it when he's talking to people about what's wrong with them.

01:31:24.000 What I think is he discounts that there are very healthy people that can benefit from marijuana, and that's the difference.

01:31:32.000 People that aren't sick, that don't have addiction problems, that don't have substance problems, They can benefit greatly from marijuana.

01:31:39.000 And the problem is he's dealing with a completely tainted pool.

01:31:42.000 Everyone that he's dealing with is fucked up.

01:31:44.000 He has very few people that he's dealing with that aren't.

01:31:47.000 He's an addiction specialist.

01:31:49.000 By the time they get to him, their life is in the goddamn toilet.

01:31:52.000 They're fucking falling apart.

01:31:53.000 He's not necessarily sitting down with people that can say, hey, Dr. Drew.

01:31:57.000 Listen, man, marijuana has made me a better person.

01:31:59.000 I'm a different person because of it.

01:32:01.000 Okay, so what do you think it is?

01:32:02.000 You could be a different person anyway.

01:32:04.000 It's either one of two things.

01:32:05.000 Either he actually doesn't know that weed is good for you, or he knows, but because he's a doctor, he doesn't want to hurt his reputation.

01:32:12.000 No, look, he'll tell you it's better for you than alcohol, for sure.

01:32:15.000 I mean, medically.

01:32:15.000 But does he know the truth about it?

01:32:16.000 Medically, he's very honest about it.

01:32:17.000 He doesn't know the truth about it.

01:32:18.000 No, he believes that it's bad for you.

01:32:20.000 He believes that it's addictive, whether it's physically addictive or psychologically addictive.

01:32:26.000 It's amazing that he doesn't know.

01:32:27.000 You know, when people say marijuana is not addictive, everything you fucking do can be addictive if your mind is broken.

01:32:33.000 If your mind gets wacky, you know, I've seen people, you know anybody that's a gambling addict?

01:32:37.000 You ever met people like that?

01:32:38.000 I know a few people personally.

01:32:40.000 Yeah, it's a nutty thing, right?

01:32:41.000 They can't help it, man.

01:32:43.000 Whatever it is, you can call it psychological addiction, whatever it is, they are connected to gambling.

01:32:48.000 They can't stop gambling.

01:32:49.000 They do it all the time.

01:32:50.000 I know a bunch of people from the pool world, from my days of playing pool.

01:32:54.000 I've met so many people that were gambling addicts.

01:32:56.000 That's an addiction too, man.

01:32:58.000 Marijuana can be addictive, absolutely.

01:33:00.000 Anything can be addictive if your mind is broken.

01:33:03.000 But that doesn't mean that people like us, whose brains aren't broken, shouldn't be allowed to use it.

01:33:08.000 That's where it gets annoying.

01:33:09.000 To benefit you.

01:33:10.000 Yeah, to benefit you.

01:33:11.000 And when you tell him that it does, there should be some sort of a test.

01:33:14.000 And when you tell him that it does, that's the only thing that ever annoys me about Dr. Drew, is that he's not willing to sort of take that into consideration.

01:33:20.000 He's pretty rigid on his stance when it comes to psychedelic drugs and to drugs.

01:33:24.000 That's the only part that I can't stand.

01:33:27.000 He doesn't know the truth about marijuana.

01:33:31.000 I thought maybe he does know, but he's just trying to save his job and he can't talk about it because technically it's still illegal so I can't promote it.

01:33:36.000 I thought it was that and he did know the truth.

01:33:39.000 But either way, that would still be something that I wouldn't be happy with.

01:33:42.000 I'm like, do the research.

01:33:44.000 Get on the internet, Dr. Drew.

01:33:46.000 You're a doctor.

01:33:47.000 Come on.

01:33:47.000 Look into it.

01:33:49.000 You'll actually benefit from it.

01:33:51.000 You yourself.

01:33:51.000 Yes.

01:33:52.000 You will benefit from it.

01:33:53.000 Most certainly.

01:33:54.000 If Dr. Drew started smoking weed every now and then, your life would change in a better way, Dr. Drew.

01:33:59.000 And you don't even know it.

01:34:00.000 And you're a doctor and you're on TV, man.

01:34:01.000 I love you.

01:34:02.000 I've been listening to you from Loveline from back in 1989, back in the day.

01:34:07.000 I love Dr. Drew.

01:34:08.000 I love 90% of what you say, but the 10% about the...

01:34:15.000 You not knowing the truth about marijuana, that burns me inside.

01:34:19.000 Well, Todd McCormick schooled him on Loveline years ago when he was talking about it.

01:34:24.000 He's definitely not objective when it comes to that.

01:34:28.000 But hey, you know, whatever.

01:34:30.000 That's him.

01:34:31.000 It's the path he's on.

01:34:32.000 It's unfortunate.

01:34:33.000 I think all people can learn from psychedelic experiences.

01:34:36.000 If you're not fucked up, if there's not something wrong with you medically, if there's not something wrong with you psychologically where you really can't go on trips, even just trips of eating weed, that shit benefits you greatly.

01:34:47.000 In Brazil, where ayahuasca is legal, the people that are part of the ayahuasca churches, and they're just normal, loving people, they give ayahuasca to their kids when they turn 14 to make sure they don't become alcoholics.

01:35:02.000 Because ayahuasca at that age, right when they're hitting puberty, it sets their brain straight somehow.

01:35:08.000 And ayahuasca, if you know what it is, it's the key to the other side, to the spirit world.

01:35:14.000 It really is.

01:35:14.000 And when you see the spirit world at 14, somehow it keeps them from being alcoholics.

01:35:20.000 They do that in Brazil.

01:35:21.000 It straightens you out, man.

01:35:23.000 When you've had experiences like the DMT experience, which if people don't know, ayahuasca is the DMT experience.

01:35:29.000 Ayahuasca is an orally active version of DMT, and the reason it's orally active as opposed to the regular version is that DMT, when you eat it, It's broken down in your stomach by something called monoamine oxidase.

01:35:41.000 And monoamine oxidase is produced by your stomach and it kills it.

01:35:46.000 So when you eat it, nothing happens.

01:35:49.000 So what these people have figured out how to do, and there's hundreds of thousands of different plants in the Amazon.

01:35:55.000 They've figured out how to take the root of one tree and the leaves of another and they combine them.

01:36:01.000 And one of them has DMT and the other one has a natural...

01:36:06.000 MAO, monoamine oxidase inhibitor.

01:36:08.000 So it inhibits your stomach's production of monoamine oxidase and it allows the DMT to get into your bloodstream orally.

01:36:15.000 And it takes a long time.

01:36:17.000 It takes like five or six hours for the full trip.

01:36:19.000 And it's like a ride through to the other side.

01:36:22.000 It allows you, during that brief amount of time, to tune into the spirit world, which is all around us all the time.

01:36:31.000 It's a huge part of their culture, and it's been something that has been passed on from generation to generation.

01:36:38.000 It's a really incredible discovery because they figured out out all those plants.

01:36:41.000 They figured out how to take this, a little bit of this, a little bit of that, mix it together, boil it, strain it out, drink it, throw up.

01:36:48.000 It tastes like dog shit.

01:36:50.000 It tastes terrible.

01:36:51.000 It's a long-ass process to make this, but they figured out how to do this.

01:36:54.000 It's a really amazing discovery because they didn't figure out anything else.

01:36:58.000 They have dirt floors and shit.

01:36:59.000 They don't even have shoes.

01:37:00.000 They're out there making ayahuasca.

01:37:03.000 Connecting to the spirit world on a regular basis.

01:37:05.000 And you say, well, we're advanced.

01:37:08.000 Those poor people, they're not advanced.

01:37:11.000 They're way more advanced.

01:37:12.000 Yeah, they don't have supermarkets, but guess what?

01:37:15.000 They live in a place where food is everywhere.

01:37:17.000 And they go to the spirit world all the time.

01:37:20.000 They're completely connected to the afterlife.

01:37:22.000 If anybody realizes this is all just a bullshit good time and just try to enjoy it as much as you can, they do.

01:37:28.000 Those fucking people are knocking on the door every day.

01:37:30.000 They're going back and forth all the time.

01:37:32.000 They're not lost in the jungle.

01:37:33.000 They're completely aware of Western civilization and technology.

01:37:36.000 They know all about it.

01:37:37.000 Once you go to the other side, apparently, you realize all that matters is being harmonious with Mother Nature.

01:37:46.000 And once you see the spirit world and you see it so clearly, All the materialistic stuff in the world apparently seems to not be so important anymore.

01:37:55.000 Your priorities change up.

01:37:59.000 I didn't do ayahuasca.

01:38:01.000 I smoked DMT. That's the 10-minute version of an eight-hour trip.

01:38:07.000 It's very, very difficult to get the full DMT experience when you're Yeah.

01:38:24.000 and it becomes fucking huge.

01:38:25.000 - Yeah.

01:38:26.000 - He's like, that's what DMT's like.

01:38:28.000 It's like you're downloading something that's just gonna explode in your brain.

01:38:31.000 - Yeah. - And unhinge and give you the full effect in 10, 15 minutes as opposed to the ayahuasca trip.

01:38:40.000 - It changed my life.

01:38:41.000 I don't wanna get into the details.

01:38:42.000 - It changed mine too.

01:38:43.000 I mean, we've talked about it a bunch of times.

01:38:45.000 You and I have done it a bunch of times.

01:38:46.000 - To me, it confirmed.

01:38:48.000 I grew up very religious and then at 10, when I found out that Everybody wasn't Catholic.

01:38:54.000 I thought everybody was Catholic.

01:38:55.000 Everybody in my neighborhood was Catholic.

01:38:56.000 We had a couple of Protestants in the school.

01:38:58.000 I didn't know what that was.

01:38:59.000 I was a little confused.

01:39:00.000 And then we had a couple of Jehovah's Witness.

01:39:02.000 And I was like, hmm.

01:39:03.000 But mostly everybody was Catholic.

01:39:04.000 All the sitcoms that the kids watched back then coincided with Catholic holidays.

01:39:09.000 So we see Christmas specials and we see Easter.

01:39:11.000 So I just thought everybody was Catholic.

01:39:13.000 You know, I was an altar boy.

01:39:15.000 I'm like, I can't wait to get to heaven because my life sucks.

01:39:18.000 Once I found out that there was Jews out there and I found out, I'm like, what's a Jew?

01:39:22.000 Is that a person?

01:39:23.000 Oh no, it's a religion.

01:39:24.000 And there's other religions then?

01:39:26.000 I became atheist once I found out there's a thousand religions and I went, oh, it's just Muslim.

01:39:31.000 I'll be bullshit.

01:39:32.000 So then I became super atheistic, started writing songs about Satan.

01:39:35.000 I didn't believe in Satan, but I'm like, I don't believe in anything and I'm gonna scare all these Christians and I'm gonna write about Satan killing priests and stuff.

01:39:42.000 I wasn't atheist.

01:39:43.000 I mean, I didn't believe in God at all.

01:39:45.000 And then when I was 21, I had an experience that made me realize that there might be some stuff out there.

01:39:51.000 Should I tell the psychic story?

01:39:54.000 Tell whatever you want, man.

01:39:57.000 It's an interesting story.

01:39:58.000 I went from atheism to being an agnostic.

01:40:01.000 At 21, I just moved to Hollywood to be a rock star.

01:40:05.000 I'm walking up Sunset Boulevard, passing the Roxy.

01:40:08.000 And my buddy John was like 10, 15 yards ahead of me.

01:40:11.000 And in front of the Roxy, there's this hippie playing...

01:40:15.000 He's playing guitar and he has this sign about the Amazon rainforest getting chopped down and all this stuff.

01:40:21.000 And he's just a dirty hippie to me.

01:40:22.000 And I passed by and he's all tree-hugging.

01:40:24.000 And I looked at him and in my mind, I'm like, you know, take a shower.

01:40:28.000 But I didn't actually say that.

01:40:29.000 And as if he read my mind, he stopped playing, walked up to me, looked me in the face and said, if I guess your birthday, will you listen to me?

01:40:36.000 And I'm like, yeah, right.

01:40:37.000 And he looked at me in the eye and said, he said, May...

01:40:42.000 May 15th.

01:40:43.000 I'm like, holy shit.

01:40:45.000 I said, John, John, come here.

01:40:46.000 I waved my friend over, and as if that wasn't enough, he had to do it again for the confirmation.

01:40:52.000 I said, guess his birthday.

01:40:53.000 And John didn't know what the hell was going on.

01:40:55.000 He looked at John and said, March 31st.

01:40:59.000 Mate, mate, mate, mate.

01:41:00.000 It's the probabilities.

01:41:01.000 Yeah.

01:41:02.000 Let's look at probability.

01:41:04.000 Probability theatre.

01:41:05.000 Probability theatre.

01:41:06.000 Remember that conversation we had?

01:41:07.000 We had a conversation with a friend of ours.

01:41:09.000 He was telling this story and the guy goes, mate, it's probabilities.

01:41:12.000 Probability theory, if you follow probability theory, there's a way to do that.

01:41:17.000 You can figure out someone's birthday.

01:41:18.000 I go, what the fuck are you talking about, man?

01:41:20.000 You can't just guess one day and then another guy comes over, you guess that day too.

01:41:25.000 That's insane.

01:41:26.000 That's not probability theory.

01:41:27.000 Probability theory says it's very unlikely that you would be able to do that.

01:41:31.000 Yeah, so he started talking about the rainforest.

01:41:33.000 We just stood there with our jaws dropped.

01:41:35.000 I didn't listen to anything he said.

01:41:37.000 All I kept thinking about is how the hell did he do that?

01:41:39.000 It was amazing.

01:41:41.000 So I came to a conclusion.

01:41:43.000 It's got to be one of two things.

01:41:46.000 He could somehow read thoughts and if you think something, there's people that could see the thoughts somehow.

01:41:51.000 It's like a weird other sense.

01:41:53.000 Or there was some voice, whether it's an angel or a demon or a spirit or whatever, or the Akashic Records.

01:42:01.000 It's something telling him.

01:42:04.000 So to me, I became agnostic, which meant I'm like, okay, maybe I don't know what the fuck is going on.

01:42:10.000 And how old were you when this happened?

01:42:11.000 I was 21. So what do you think happened?

01:42:12.000 You think that dude was doing ayahuasca and he just tripped all the time and had some sort of a constant connection to the spirit world?

01:42:18.000 He's running around being selfless, only trying to help people and looking like a bum?

01:42:22.000 Yep.

01:42:23.000 Because if he's dedicating his life to saving the rainforest, he's super overactive when it comes to loving the planet.

01:42:32.000 He loves the planet so much that he's dedicating his whole life.

01:42:35.000 He's not taking showers.

01:42:36.000 He's on Sunset playing guitar.

01:42:38.000 He's dedicating his whole life.

01:42:40.000 That guy...

01:42:41.000 That guy, nobody loves the planet more than that dude.

01:42:44.000 You know, I was listening to a McKenna podcast, I forget, Psychedelic Cafe, I think is the name of the podcast, and it had a Terence McKenna speech where he was talking about how everybody's so concerned about the rainforest and everyone's so concerned about the environment and pollution and toxifications of the ocean, but of just one, just one of these things that has hit the earth so many times in the past, came here from outer space, you wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore.

01:43:11.000 There'd be nothing left.

01:43:12.000 You know, he's talking about the meteor that hit the Yucatan and how that within the first second and a half, it was five miles deep into the earth.

01:43:21.000 Wow.

01:43:22.000 Fuck!

01:43:23.000 Yeah.

01:43:25.000 The first second and a half, it was five miles deep.

01:43:30.000 And that's the, fuck the ozone layer.

01:43:32.000 Fuck the rainforest.

01:43:34.000 Fuck everything.

01:43:35.000 It's all done.

01:43:36.000 And those goddamn...

01:43:37.000 Every planet is littered with these giant craters.

01:43:40.000 They're all over Jupiter.

01:43:41.000 We've seen them hit in our lifetime.

01:43:44.000 There's an amateur astronomer very recently in Australia that caught a big impact in Jupiter.

01:43:48.000 We've seen it in We've seen them hit Jupiter before.

01:43:52.000 There was one big one, I believe, in 1994. Shoemaker-Levy, I think it was, a big comet that slammed in.

01:43:58.000 I mean, look, it's some scary-ass fucking shit, and there's so many of them out there.

01:44:03.000 There's so many of them.

01:44:04.000 That incident didn't make me become a tree hugger, but it did put me on a quest to find out.

01:44:13.000 I just instantly became fascinated at how he did that.

01:44:17.000 What do you think happened?

01:44:17.000 You had to think about that guy.

01:44:19.000 That's what I said.

01:44:20.000 To me, it was either he could read, thought, whatever.

01:44:24.000 Did you ask him?

01:44:25.000 No, I didn't ask him.

01:44:27.000 Why didn't you ask him?

01:44:31.000 Maybe I did and he said, don't worry about it.

01:44:34.000 Whoa, what a cocksucker.

01:44:35.000 Fucking holding back on the ability to read minds?

01:44:38.000 I just know.

01:44:38.000 I heard a voice or something.

01:44:40.000 So to me, he did it.

01:44:43.000 It didn't matter how he did it.

01:44:44.000 I wouldn't even let him talk anymore.

01:44:45.000 I'd be like, come on, bitch.

01:44:46.000 Spread that shit around.

01:44:48.000 I want to know numbers.

01:44:51.000 I just knew that...

01:44:53.000 There had to be something that we don't understand.

01:44:56.000 There has to be another dimension or something.

01:44:58.000 So I became obsessed with finding out what life really is.

01:45:03.000 I've just always been on that quest.

01:45:05.000 That's how I became a conspiracy theorist.

01:45:06.000 That's why I'm fascinated with ancient cultures and what they did.

01:45:11.000 I have stacks and stacks of DVDs, just like you.

01:45:14.000 Stacks of DVDs of conspiracy theories and Documentaries on ancient cultures and the government and how the government works and all this stuff.

01:45:25.000 That set me on the course right there to find out what's really going on.

01:45:29.000 Is there an afterlife?

01:45:30.000 I mean, that's important.

01:45:31.000 It became important to me to find out if there is.

01:45:34.000 Is there some kind of higher power?

01:45:38.000 That set it off.

01:45:39.000 So I became agnostic and through DMT and all the things that I've been through, To me, I feel I'm pretty certain there's an afterlife, that we don't just die and we're just done.

01:45:51.000 I believe that there is the Akashic Records, and the ancient Indians believed, from India, they believed, you know, they dubbed it the Akashic Records.

01:46:02.000 In the afterworld, there's a river of infinite information that you can have access to, the answers to everything, and through meditation and just...

01:46:13.000 Through controlling your own frequency, people have done it.

01:46:16.000 It's been done.

01:46:18.000 The most famous in the West was Edgar Cayce.

01:46:22.000 He had the knowledge to tap into this information and no one can figure it out.

01:46:26.000 He has like 13,000 or 14,000 documented readings.

01:46:30.000 He got huge.

01:46:31.000 The president came to him.

01:46:32.000 He was a guy with a third grade education.

01:46:36.000 But when he went under in his medium state, he had the answers to everything.

01:46:41.000 He was like this man in a different voice and would just have the answers to everything.

01:46:47.000 Have anybody debunked Edgar Cayce or read any of that shit?

01:46:52.000 You can't debunk him.

01:46:53.000 Really?

01:46:53.000 He smashes.

01:46:54.000 You just look into him.

01:46:55.000 He smashes.

01:46:55.000 He knew in 1920...

01:46:58.000 He knew the function of every gland, and no one knew if he was bullshitting because they didn't even know back then.

01:47:05.000 We're finding the shit he's saying, we're finding out the shit now, that he was right.

01:47:09.000 He would rattle off the pituitary gland and give you what vitamins you need to take, what's its function, going through all the glands, and people thought, he's crazy.

01:47:18.000 But he had it documented.

01:47:20.000 MDs are going back and studying his readings and going, holy shit.

01:47:25.000 You can't debunk him.

01:47:26.000 He had the power.

01:47:27.000 He had the power to reach and he's not the only one.

01:47:31.000 There's a lot of people that could do it.

01:47:32.000 Meditation helps.

01:47:34.000 You know, you yourself have even said through meditating in your tank that you feel like you have access to information.

01:47:40.000 Well, I definitely feel like the closer you get to being at peace and in the right frequency, and that you can direct your frequency.

01:47:47.000 I really do believe that.

01:47:49.000 I believe that with the tank, and especially if I go into the tank under the influence of the sacred plant, And I get into that groove of completely, totally letting go and trying to abandon all that is about me and just try to be empty and just tune into it.

01:48:07.000 There's a place that I get to.

01:48:10.000 It's almost like I go on this little journey.

01:48:11.000 And I got to keep it together while I'm going on this journey because sometimes when I'm on it, it could get a little weird.

01:48:17.000 I start thinking about myself or about my life or about anything else.

01:48:19.000 And then it interrupts my progress.

01:48:21.000 But if I can tune in and stay in long enough, it's like I go through a tunnel.

01:48:25.000 And then when I get through the tunnel, if I can keep it together, I get through the tunnel and then I break on through to the other side.

01:48:31.000 And when I break on through to the other side, it literally is like I get to another place.

01:48:35.000 It's like I go through this tunnel.

01:48:38.000 This tunnel of, it's almost like tuning my mind into the perfect frequency and whether or not I'm willing to let go of all of my control.

01:48:46.000 All of my control and my thinking.

01:48:48.000 And if I can, if I can, it's literally like a magical event, man, where I pop through this tunnel on the other side and there's this beautiful, incredible, psychedelic world over there.

01:48:58.000 Psychedelic world of patterns and communication and it's like a mushroom trip.

01:49:03.000 It's like a DMT trip.

01:49:04.000 Yeah, so either A, that's imaginary and it's all just in your head.

01:49:08.000 It's a trip.

01:49:09.000 Or B, it's actually some place.

01:49:11.000 Well, you know, I don't think there is anything that's imaginary.

01:49:14.000 This is my thinking about the imagination.

01:49:16.000 This is what I think, man.

01:49:18.000 Your imagination, you're a very creative person.

01:49:20.000 Now think of all the different things that you've thought of, you know, whether you were when you were writing shit for the man show or whether you're creating jujitsu moves.

01:49:26.000 Whatever it is, you think it, and then it manifests itself in a real form as a real thing, a solid object.

01:49:33.000 It was at one point in time just a thought.

01:49:35.000 Like, the ability to put something in a can.

01:49:37.000 Somebody had to think this up, how to make a fucking can, and then figure out how many coconuts you'd have to squash to get all this coconut juice into this can.

01:49:45.000 There's a lot of work involved in that, but someone has to create it and think it.

01:49:48.000 And so the imagination allows you to think of these ideas, and then they manifest themselves in a real form.

01:49:53.000 So the real question is...

01:49:55.000 What the fuck is the imagination?

01:49:58.000 When you're thinking things up and someone comes up with the idea of nuclear power, I mean, granted, there's a bunch of steps along the way, a bunch of other discoveries have to be made, a bunch of things have to be pieced together to get to a point where you're making a nuclear power plant or an airplane or fucking anything really complicated.

01:50:13.000 But the bottom line is all of it has come out of nothing.

01:50:18.000 All of it, every idea ever, has come out of the air.

01:50:21.000 It's the imagination.

01:50:24.000 What is it?

01:50:25.000 So you're saying be it someplace.

01:50:27.000 And if you look at the ancient Indians, is there an Akashic Records?

01:50:32.000 Is there proof?

01:50:33.000 Yes, there's lots of proof, but the undeniable proof, you look at Edgar Cayce, he proves that you can somehow, under hypnosis or in a trance or in meditation, you can tap into this infinite knowledge, these answers that came from somewhere else.

01:50:47.000 So if there is this infinite river of knowledge, Or what the hell is it?

01:50:55.000 Who created it?

01:50:56.000 What's it for?

01:50:57.000 Is there consciousness behind it?

01:51:01.000 Did something create it?

01:51:03.000 When we exist in the spirit world, are we like this super infinite?

01:51:08.000 I mean, because if you listen to the mystics and ancient cultures, the mediums, if you look at all the things they all agree on, they all say, and even Terence McKenna has said this, that in the afterlife, In the other dimension, there's no time.

01:51:23.000 There's no past.

01:51:24.000 There's no present.

01:51:25.000 There's just now.

01:51:26.000 Everything happens at the same time.

01:51:28.000 No human can actually understand that or understand what that feels.

01:51:31.000 They can't wrap their brain around it.

01:51:33.000 I can't.

01:51:33.000 I can say it, but I don't really know what it feels like.

01:51:36.000 But that's what they all say.

01:51:38.000 There is no time.

01:51:39.000 And this dimension that we're living in is an illusion of time.

01:51:43.000 We see time moves in a linear fashion, so we perceive it as time, and like, what does that really mean?

01:51:50.000 This is an illusion?

01:51:52.000 Really?

01:51:52.000 Like, what could it mean?

01:51:53.000 And if there is this river of infinite knowledge, Damn it.

01:51:57.000 Whatever created that for sure is there's some intelligent design going on.

01:52:02.000 Like that's what I'm coming.

01:52:03.000 That's the conclusion I'm coming to.

01:52:05.000 That's not just some natural phenomenon where there's infinite knowledge and certain people under meditation could tap into it.

01:52:10.000 That sounds like there's some awesome shit that created that for multiple dimensions.

01:52:16.000 Right?

01:52:17.000 If it exists.

01:52:18.000 And then you backtrack that it exists.

01:52:19.000 Yes, there's lots of proof that it is there.

01:52:21.000 People are taking information.

01:52:23.000 The guy who guessed my birthday and my friend's birthday, he tapped into this infinite river of knowledge that ancient cultures all talk about.

01:52:32.000 Do you believe in God?

01:52:34.000 Man, of course.

01:52:35.000 But you can call it not like the bearded man or Allah, but there is a higher power.

01:52:41.000 There is intelligent design.

01:52:44.000 If what we know is it, It's embarrassing for this universe.

01:52:50.000 If we're the smartest, nobody knows shit on this planet.

01:52:52.000 Yeah, but that's not embarrassing, because at one point in time, it had to be lower than us.

01:52:57.000 If the Big Bang actually created the universe, at one point in time, like a day old, was the universe like, God, you should be embarrassed with yourself.

01:53:04.000 This is it?

01:53:04.000 You don't even have worms yet, you fucking loser?

01:53:06.000 Well, the whole universe, if everything evolves, at one point in time, it has to be in a low form.

01:53:12.000 You know, what we are in this, you know, if this is a universe, if this is a dimension, you know, whatever you want to classify this space that we dwell in, you know, whether you think it's one part of the great beyond, it's all attached together, whatever the fuck it is, this part is at this stage, this is where it is, you know, as embarrassing as what we are right now, this may very well be as far as it gets.

01:53:31.000 I mean, if we think that there are aliens, and we think that aliens at one point in time used to be, you know, like us, and then they evolved and became much better than us, well, that means they had to be like us at one point in time.

01:53:42.000 For sure.

01:53:42.000 Somebody, somebody, the fucking top of the line, the front of the line had to be like us at one point in time.

01:53:49.000 There's no argument for evolution.

01:53:50.000 Maybe it's us.

01:53:51.000 It might be us.

01:53:52.000 I believe in evolution and a higher power and intelligent design at the same time.

01:53:56.000 Right.

01:53:57.000 Trippy, would that be, though, if we really were the top of the line as far as intelligence goes, as far as the universe?

01:54:02.000 What if we really are the only one?

01:54:04.000 That would be a trip, man.

01:54:05.000 That would be ridiculous.

01:54:06.000 It wouldn't be incredible.

01:54:07.000 It sounds ridiculous.

01:54:09.000 The odds of it.

01:54:09.000 I mean, the odds that we...

01:54:11.000 Oh, we're number one.

01:54:12.000 We're lucky.

01:54:13.000 But here's the thing.

01:54:14.000 It had to happen somewhere once, right?

01:54:16.000 If it happens here, right, if we are the ones and we've gotten to this point, then just because it...

01:54:22.000 I'm not saying this right, but because it's happening here doesn't mean that it's happening somewhere else.

01:54:27.000 It might literally only be happening here.

01:54:29.000 I believe in evolution, absolutely.

01:54:31.000 I mean, there's so much proof of it, but there's also these inconsistencies with it too, like the missing link and the chromosomes and all that stuff.

01:54:39.000 I think a lot of that is just a lack of understanding, honestly.

01:54:42.000 I believe in both.

01:54:43.000 I believe that if there's an Akashic Records, if there's an infinite river of knowledge, There's definitely, in my eyes, the conclusion would be that there's a higher power with higher intelligence than what we're at.

01:54:56.000 Someone else, we're not creating that shit.

01:54:58.000 Somebody created that.

01:54:59.000 We can't fucking make an infinite river of knowledge where we can just grab it like a supercomputer.

01:55:02.000 We're still on laptops.

01:55:04.000 I'm saying that that proves...

01:55:06.000 That there's something way beyond us.

01:55:09.000 Way beyond.

01:55:10.000 It might not be that simple.

01:55:11.000 It might be something like we're moving towards becoming that.

01:55:15.000 It might be that.

01:55:16.000 It might be that there is no God and there is no one who's at the wheel of this whole thing, but that the whole thing is moving in a direction.

01:55:23.000 The way to move in the correct direction is to move towards God, is to move towards love, is to move towards friendship and happiness.

01:55:30.000 And that's why when you crack through to the next stage, when you have that DMT trip and you go over there, it's like, What you're trying to do is to get there.

01:55:37.000 What you're trying to do is to tune in to how they're tuned in.

01:55:40.000 And then it's not even that there's a thing behind it, but it's that you are it.

01:55:44.000 You are that thing.

01:55:45.000 We all are that thing.

01:55:47.000 Water molecules in the ocean.

01:55:49.000 That's one of the conclusions and theories based on all the shit that I've heard.

01:55:54.000 It seems like the...

01:55:56.000 Afterworld is like an ocean.

01:55:57.000 It is like God is one.

01:55:58.000 God is ocean, but we're all part of it.

01:55:59.000 We're all like a water molecule.

01:56:01.000 We're all affected.

01:56:02.000 It's the ultimate mindfuck.

01:56:03.000 It's the ultimate mindfuck to think about, you know, and that your own biology is sort of betraying you into thinking that you're an individual and that you're not a part of some gigantic fucking thing that's all happening.

01:56:14.000 But one of the things that you've realized and I've realized over the course of our friendship, I mean, Eddie's been my best friend since I think 2000, we started hanging out in 2000. It comes back to the story of the Twister.

01:56:26.000 Because this is how we became good friends.

01:56:29.000 I was getting private lessons when I first started doing Jiu Jitsu.

01:56:32.000 I was a blue belt under this dude.

01:56:34.000 I won't say his name.

01:56:35.000 He's a very nice guy.

01:56:36.000 But I'm going to say something negative.

01:56:38.000 And because I was getting private lessons from him all the time, he was the only guy that I was rolling with.

01:56:43.000 And I wasn't really learning nearly as much as I thought.

01:56:45.000 I thought, like if you're kickboxing, like you say, if you get a chance to work out with Rob Kamen, It's way better to work out what Rob came in one-on-one than it is to go to a private class.

01:56:53.000 He's going to correct all your technique.

01:56:55.000 So I thought that would be the case with jiu-jitsu.

01:56:57.000 I would get really good going to class.

01:56:58.000 It ain't like that.

01:56:59.000 And Eddie was the first person to tell me.

01:57:01.000 And Eddie came to one of the private lessons that I was having with Silvio, and we rolled around a little bit.

01:57:07.000 And right away, he got me in a twister.

01:57:09.000 And I had no idea what the fuck he's doing.

01:57:11.000 All of a sudden, he hooks my knee with his left leg, and his left foot goes under his right knee, and he rolls forward under his left shoulder, and I'm spinning around like a top, and next thing you know, he's got my arm wrapped around his neck, and he's fucking pulling on my neck like this.

01:57:24.000 I was like, what the fuck did you just do?

01:57:26.000 Like, I had been doing jujitsu for two years, and I had no idea what the fuck you just did to me.

01:57:31.000 And I was like, God damn.

01:57:32.000 And you're like, I'll teach you all this shit.

01:57:34.000 I was like, dude, teach me this shit.

01:57:36.000 And that's how we became friends.

01:57:37.000 And that's also how I started smoking pot.

01:57:40.000 I was on the Marc Maron podcast the other day, and this came up.

01:57:44.000 I thought that marijuana...

01:57:46.000 And all that stuff was for losers.

01:57:48.000 I thought that it just made you a loser.

01:57:49.000 You're just going to become unmotivated.

01:57:51.000 You're not going to get anything done.

01:57:52.000 You're going to be a dummy and just sit and watch TV. That's not what I wanted, man.

01:57:55.000 I wanted to make sure.

01:57:56.000 We're like our friend Bud.

01:57:57.000 We have a good friend Bud who's like super fucking go-getter.

01:58:01.000 You know, Bud is a great guy.

01:58:02.000 He's the one who put together the TV show to build that car, that Barracuda.

01:58:06.000 And he's also the one who did my garage, like an MMA garage.

01:58:09.000 He's always got like a bunch of different TV shows going on.

01:58:10.000 And he's a fucking go-getter.

01:58:12.000 And you and I are always like, dude, please just let us get you high.

01:58:17.000 How many times?

01:58:18.000 More than anybody.

01:58:19.000 More than Dr. Drew.

01:58:20.000 More than anybody.

01:58:21.000 How many times have we been having this conversation with him?

01:58:23.000 And he's always like, after I make my first million.

01:58:24.000 Then he makes his first million.

01:58:25.000 Like, I'm still...

01:58:26.000 I don't want to slow down now.

01:58:27.000 Like, he just does not want to slow down.

01:58:29.000 And we're like, it ain't about slowing down, man.

01:58:31.000 It's not about...

01:58:32.000 I'm not slowing down.

01:58:32.000 I haven't slowed down at all.

01:58:33.000 I work more now than I ever did before.

01:58:35.000 Same here, man.

01:58:36.000 Yeah.

01:58:36.000 Dizzy motherfuckers.

01:58:37.000 Isn't that an annoying goddamn stereotype that potheads are lazy?

01:58:41.000 We get a lot of shit done, dude.

01:58:43.000 I'm doing two podcasts a week.

01:58:44.000 I'm writing a book.

01:58:45.000 I'm writing my stand-up comedy.

01:58:47.000 I'm performing stand-up comedy.

01:58:48.000 And I'm doing the commentary for the number one mixed martial arts organization in the fucking world.

01:58:53.000 And I'm training jiu-jitsu.

01:58:54.000 And I'm doing kettlebells.

01:58:55.000 And I'm raising kids.

01:58:57.000 And I play pool every night.

01:58:59.000 And I gotta surf the internet and I gotta beat off.

01:59:00.000 There's a lot of shit going on, man.

01:59:02.000 There's a lot of goddamn time.

01:59:03.000 I'm not lazy at all.

01:59:04.000 I squeeze it all out every day.

01:59:05.000 So when people say that potheads, you know, that it makes you lazy, it's just a stereotype, man.

01:59:10.000 And that was a stereotype that I thought before I met you, man.

01:59:13.000 I do sleep till about 10.45 every day.

01:59:15.000 So what?

01:59:16.000 What time do you go to bed?

01:59:16.000 I'll do that.

01:59:17.000 What time do you go to bed?

01:59:17.000 Two or three.

01:59:18.000 Yeah, that's like eight hours.

01:59:19.000 That's what you're supposed to get, man.

01:59:20.000 Most of these people are in bed at 10 o'clock at night.

01:59:22.000 That's why when they get up at 6 o'clock in the morning, they're all impressed with themselves.

01:59:25.000 I'm like, yeah, bitch, I slept till 1.30 in the afternoon.

01:59:28.000 But where were you at 5 a.m.?

01:59:29.000 I was writing the greatest bit I've ever written in my life, okay?

01:59:32.000 That's why I write my best shit.

01:59:33.000 I was in the fucking isolation tank traveling through the universe, all right?

01:59:36.000 That's what I was doing while you were sleeping.

01:59:38.000 So don't give me a hard time because my time is different than your time.

01:59:41.000 Like, somehow or another, you know, you're fucking doing yoga at 5 a.m., so you're the king.

01:59:45.000 Fuck you, stupid.

01:59:46.000 And it's all based on farmers anyway.

01:59:48.000 You're right, it's based on farmers.

01:59:50.000 You don't have to fucking get up early.

01:59:52.000 That's nonsense.

01:59:53.000 Asleep!

01:59:54.000 The crazy thing is that Joe and I, before we started smoking weed, we were totally against it.

01:59:59.000 We were a bag on stoners and we thought it made you stupid.

02:00:02.000 I would talk so much shit on stoners.

02:00:05.000 And at 28, that's when I found out the truth.

02:00:07.000 That's when I reaped the benefits of marijuana.

02:00:10.000 And then when I met Joe, he was so funny.

02:00:13.000 I thought, this guy's got to smoke pot.

02:00:14.000 He's so funny.

02:00:15.000 I'd go see him do stand-up at the comedy store, and I'm like, that's that dude who trains at Jean-Jacques Machado's.

02:00:20.000 He trains at my school.

02:00:21.000 Hey, what's up, dude?

02:00:22.000 I train at your school.

02:00:23.000 And I was like, watch him do comedy.

02:00:25.000 And I thought he was great.

02:00:25.000 I go, he's got to smoke pot.

02:00:27.000 Yeah, Eddie and I had a bunch of fortuitous meetings just out of the blue before we became friends.

02:00:31.000 At one time, Eddie's eyes aren't so good.

02:00:33.000 And one time, we were at Mel's Diner, and it was late at night, man.

02:00:38.000 It was like 1 o'clock in the morning.

02:00:39.000 And I'm like, yo, Eddie!

02:00:40.000 Eddie!

02:00:41.000 Yo, Eddie!

02:00:42.000 He's like, man, who's this motherfucker talking to me, man?

02:00:44.000 I'm going to have to fight this dude in front of my chick.

02:00:46.000 Oh, that's right.

02:00:47.000 You remember that?

02:00:47.000 Oh, my God, you remember that?

02:00:49.000 Yeah, you thought I was like some dude who's just fucking with you.

02:00:52.000 I had it thrown down.

02:00:53.000 I'm like, I thought you were, because I was with the chick, and I thought you were saying something to the chick.

02:00:56.000 Yeah, you didn't hear what I was saying, and you can't see that good, so you couldn't see me from a distance.

02:01:00.000 So by the time I came up to your table, you're like, who's this motherfucker?

02:01:03.000 And then you go, oh, hey, dude.

02:01:04.000 Yeah.

02:01:05.000 I didn't watch NewsRadio, and at that point, it was before Fear Factor, so I never watched NewsRadio, and so I was like, oh, can I hear he's an actor or something?

02:01:15.000 I barely remembered you, but then when I saw you at the comedy store...

02:01:18.000 That was by luck, too.

02:01:20.000 You didn't come there with me.

02:01:21.000 You just came there.

02:01:22.000 You weren't even friends.

02:01:23.000 I would go see comedy, because right when I started smoking weed, I began to appreciate comedy way more, because...

02:01:30.000 It's way better.

02:01:31.000 To me, all of a sudden, my mind figured out how to write comedy.

02:01:36.000 Right when I started smoking weed.

02:01:37.000 I was fascinated with comedy, but I never understood how they put bits together.

02:01:41.000 I didn't understand the setup.

02:01:43.000 I didn't understand the structure of comedy.

02:01:44.000 But as soon as I started smoking weed, I'm like, I know what they're doing now.

02:01:48.000 They're doing this, and they're taking that, and then doing...

02:01:51.000 So I understood the basic formula, so I just became fascinated.

02:01:54.000 And then I saw you, and I'm like...

02:01:56.000 That's that dude from my jujitsu school.

02:01:58.000 He's an actor.

02:01:58.000 And you killed me.

02:02:00.000 You were all nothing but dick jokes and relationship jokes, chick jokes, dating jokes.

02:02:05.000 But you were killing it.

02:02:06.000 And then when you walked off stage, I'm like, hey, dude, what's up, dude?

02:02:10.000 I know you fucking were awesome.

02:02:11.000 And then that's when he invited me to give him a private or something.

02:02:15.000 That's when I met you when I was taking privates with that dude.

02:02:18.000 And then you came down to class and then the pot smoking began.

02:02:22.000 That was it.

02:02:23.000 Yeah, you know, it took me...

02:02:24.000 I thought you totally smoked weed, so what I asked you was...

02:02:26.000 Let's not tell about the story, because it's kind of illegal.

02:02:31.000 Oh.

02:02:31.000 The one thing, the one part about the story.

02:02:34.000 Isonomy is not illegal in California.

02:02:36.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:02:37.000 Yeah, but it's legal now.

02:02:38.000 Weed's legal now.

02:02:38.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:02:39.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:02:40.000 Totally.

02:02:43.000 That's cryptic shit for you bitches.

02:02:44.000 Listen, this goddamn podcast has been going on long enough.

02:02:46.000 If it wasn't for Eddie Bravo, I would have never got into jujitsu.

02:02:49.000 If it wasn't for Eddie Bravo, I never would have become a stoner.

02:02:52.000 He's one of my fucking favorite human beings to walk the face of the earth.

02:02:56.000 You can find him on Twitter, E-D-D-I-E-B-R-A-V-O on Twitter.

02:03:01.000 And your website is 10thplanetjj.com, right?

02:03:04.000 Yep, I'm on the forum every day, the Nibiru forum.

02:03:07.000 And Brian Redband, you can catch him on Twitter at Redband, R-E-D-B-A-N. And please follow him.

02:03:13.000 He's getting very insecure.

02:03:14.000 He's got such a high Death Squad iTunes rating.

02:03:17.000 It's like number 13 and shit.

02:03:18.000 It's blowing the fuck up.

02:03:20.000 But yet his goddamn Twitter is so minuscule.

02:03:22.000 I know.

02:03:23.000 Well, I've just surpassed the 300,000 mark, bitches.

02:03:26.000 Can I say one more thing before we close?

02:03:27.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:03:28.000 We were talking about Michael Jai White earlier.

02:03:30.000 I just want to say that the Never Back Down 2...

02:03:34.000 Michael J. White was the producer, star, director.

02:03:36.000 He wanted to make sure that it was MMA authentic and not be anything like the first one.

02:03:41.000 So Never Back Down 2, you know, he brought me in as a consultant.

02:03:44.000 I ended up getting a little part.

02:03:45.000 I got a couple songs on the soundtrack.

02:03:47.000 But we did our best to make it, to fill all the holes, to make sure that a hardcore MMA fan could come and watch this movie and couldn't poke any holes.

02:03:56.000 And there's a twister in there, too.

02:03:57.000 I choreographed a fight where he gets a guy to twist her.

02:03:59.000 And it seemed at that point like, you know, like there was no twisters in the UFC. So I could see like the producers as I'm putting it together.

02:04:06.000 Like, are you sure we're going to do this?

02:04:08.000 I mean, this is legit.

02:04:09.000 Are people going to...

02:04:10.000 Isn't this like a double flip kick?

02:04:12.000 And thank God the Korean zombie pulled off a twister.

02:04:14.000 So now it legitimizes that part of the movie as well.

02:04:17.000 Nice.

02:04:17.000 So there's rubber guard in the movie.

02:04:19.000 We did our best with it, man.

02:04:20.000 I saw a rough cut of it.

02:04:22.000 I loved it, so...

02:04:23.000 Cool.

02:04:24.000 All right, this weekend, Portland, I'm there with Joey Diaz.

02:04:27.000 Thursday, Friday, Saturday at the Helium Comedy Club.

02:04:30.000 This shit is all almost sold out.

02:04:32.000 If you want tickets, you've got to jump on it right now because there was very few left as of today.

02:04:37.000 So get in there.

02:04:39.000 Thank you, everybody, for Seattle.

02:04:40.000 The Moore Theater was fucking sold out and it was crazy.

02:04:43.000 And the Voodoo Chicken went on stage for the very first time.

02:04:45.000 It was absolutely spectacular.

02:04:47.000 Seattle, you guys are the shit.

02:04:48.000 I had a great fucking time.

02:04:49.000 And when I said how many people listened to the podcast, like 99% of the crowd went crazy.

02:04:54.000 It's all podcast people now.

02:04:55.000 These crowds are all podcast crowds.

02:04:58.000 It's nuts.

02:04:59.000 Thank you very much for the Fleshlight.

02:05:00.000 To the Fleshlight, if you go to JoeRogan.net and click on the link that says Fleshlight and enter in the code name ROGAN, you get 15% off.

02:05:08.000 So that's it, Freaks.

02:05:09.000 Wednesday, we're doing Joey Diaz.

02:05:12.000 Joey Diaz will be on the podcast Wednesday, and then Wednesday night we'll be at Sal's Comedy Hall in L.A. All right, bitches, you know I love you!

02:05:18.000 Saturday night, or Saturday, the Saturday 10th Planet, Springfield.

02:05:22.000 I'll be there teaching a seminar.

02:05:23.000 Springfield, Massachusetts?

02:05:24.000 No, no.

02:05:25.000 Springfield, Missouri.

02:05:25.000 I'm sorry.

02:05:26.000 Springfield, Missouri this Saturday.

02:05:27.000 Get on the Nibiru Forum.

02:05:29.000 Get the details.

02:05:30.000 At 10thPlanetJJ.com.

02:05:32.000 All right, bitches.

02:05:32.000 We will see you guys on Wednesday.

02:05:34.000 I think I over, bitches.

02:05:36.000 I did one more.

02:05:37.000 It sounded artificial.

02:05:38.000 That last, bitches.

The Joe Rogan Experience - March 28, 2011

Joe Rogan Experience #93 - Eddie Bravo (Part 2)

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