The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience #991 - Eddie Bravo

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00:00:04.000 Okay, so, I'm on my way over here, and I'm listening to this new Radiolab podcast, and they're talking about this new technology that's available, and I'm like, this is the perfect thing to be listening to right when I'm coming to hang out with Eddie Bravo.

00:00:18.000 Oh no.

00:00:18.000 There's a website called futureoffakenews.com where they show this new technology on display.

00:00:23.000 Well, you know how Adobe does Photoshop, and so they can adjust images?

00:00:28.000 They can take 20 to 40 minutes.

00:00:30.000 They can do it with 20, they prefer to do it with 40. 40 minutes of recorded audio of you talking.

00:00:35.000 Then they run it through this machine and they can have you say words you've never said.

00:00:40.000 They can have you make sounds that you've never made in those sentences.

00:00:45.000 That's so like you can have a sentence that yeah, like you can have a sentence that says like Hey Joe, you want to get something to eat after the podcast and they can intersect hey Joe I got a bunch of transgender hookers and some heroin you want to get something to eat and go hang out with them after the podcast And it would sound exactly like what you said. 0.97

00:01:06.000 It would sound exactly like your own words.

00:01:09.000 But I'm sure there's going to be experts that can analyze it and go, this is a fraud.

00:01:13.000 For now.

00:01:13.000 What they're essentially saying is this is the infancy of it.

00:01:16.000 You'd have to get experts to analyze the audio.

00:01:19.000 You can see it right there.

00:01:20.000 They synthesized Barack Obama's audio and they have him say things that he never said.

00:01:25.000 They have him and George Bush going back and forth telling jokes to each other that they never told.

00:01:30.000 Dude, can we hear this?

00:01:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:32.000 Right now?

00:01:33.000 Can we...

00:01:35.000 Thing you're talking about?

00:01:36.000 Yeah.

00:01:36.000 I gotta find that.

00:01:37.000 Okay, see if you can find that.

00:01:38.000 It might be on their website.

00:01:40.000 It doesn't sound good when they're doing that, but it's in its infancy.

00:01:44.000 But it sounds like them talking.

00:01:46.000 Yeah.

00:01:46.000 It just, it sounds a little edited.

00:01:48.000 Yeah.

00:01:49.000 You know, it's not flowing together, right.

00:01:51.000 But apparently they're able to break down faces to the point where, say, they were saying that, like, if Jennifer Aniston goes to China and she does a commercial for something...

00:02:00.000 What they can do is have Jennifer Anderson talk for a period of time and they figure out how her voice moves and they take all these images of her face and they can manipulate it so accurately they can have someone speak in Mandarin Chinese with all the different sounds they make and they could sync up her lips and her movement and the movement of her face to what it would look like if she was making those actual sounds.

00:02:24.000 Which is just amazing.

00:02:25.000 So then they can have a voice, like a Mandarin-speaking woman, who could speak in Chinese, and you would see the exact correct movements from Jennifer Aniston's mouth. 0.62

00:02:35.000 So it wouldn't like...

00:02:35.000 You know how you watch, like, an American movie?

00:02:38.000 That kind of looks fake, though.

00:02:39.000 Right.

00:02:40.000 Well, let's hear it.

00:02:41.000 Let's hear it.

00:02:43.000 Because our parties have moved further and further apart, and it's harder and harder to find common ground.

00:02:52.000 So, you know, when I said in 2004 that there were no red states or blue states, there were the United States of America, I was wrong.

00:03:02.000 So you could tell by the lips in that one.

00:03:04.000 Yeah.

00:03:04.000 If you looked at his lips, it looked funky.

00:03:06.000 It's not that good.

00:03:06.000 But that's just now.

00:03:09.000 What's it going to be like in a year?

00:03:12.000 What's it going to be like in five years?

00:03:13.000 This is what they're saying.

00:03:15.000 What we're looking at now is the future of fake news.

00:03:18.000 They're going to be able to recreate people saying things they never said, and it's going to be impossible for you to tell the difference.

00:03:26.000 How can that be used for the Illuminati?

00:03:29.000 How could it be used for anybody?

00:03:30.000 That's the problem.

00:03:31.000 Can you see the good in it?

00:03:33.000 Is there good in it?

00:03:33.000 Do you see, oh, now we can do this?

00:03:36.000 I don't know.

00:03:36.000 It's hard to say what would be good.

00:03:38.000 Because you never know what the end result of anything is going to be.

00:03:41.000 When someone creates some sort of a mind-bending, world-changing technology like that...

00:03:46.000 It only could be for bad, because it's a lie.

00:03:48.000 It's basically going to be a lie.

00:03:50.000 Whatever comes out of their mouth, it's going to be a lie.

00:03:52.000 So there's no way that could be good.

00:03:54.000 Right.

00:03:54.000 Yeah, but see, what it is is the consequences of technologists pushing boundaries.

00:03:59.000 See, the problem is, their intention is not initially to do something bad.

00:04:05.000 That's one of the interesting things about the Radiolab podcast.

00:04:06.000 Their intention is probably to make funny things.

00:04:08.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:04:08.000 Because the Radiolab podcast talked to the technologists, and they confronted her with it.

00:04:13.000 And it's very uncomfortable to watch this lady be confronted with the idea, like, what if this is used for evil?

00:04:18.000 Like, what if it's used for fake news?

00:04:20.000 And you can tell that they're not even thinking about that hardly.

00:04:23.000 All they're trying to do is figure out how to do something that nobody else can do.

00:04:28.000 Like, when someone comes up with a technology, if you can come up with some sort of a voice-manipulating technology like that, Or a visual manipulating technology.

00:04:37.000 You've got to realize there's a bunch of other people that are probably closing in on something like that, too.

00:04:40.000 And it becomes this mad race to get something done and to make a shit ton of money.

00:04:45.000 If you have something like that, that could be potentially worth, who knows, ungodly sums of money.

00:04:51.000 I'm just trying to figure out a way you could use that for good.

00:04:54.000 To go hard.

00:04:54.000 Is there a way?

00:04:55.000 The one thing that they were saying is, you could take recordings of Einstein.

00:04:59.000 There's hours and hours and hours and hours of recordings of Einstein.

00:05:02.000 You could create a visual Einstein. 0.98

00:05:05.000 And you could have a 3D technology, perhaps, or a virtual reality technology, where you're hanging out, having a fucking conversation with Einstein. 0.99

00:05:15.000 What? 0.97

00:05:18.000 Now, step one, right?

00:05:19.000 Step two is some sort of a neural interface with virtual reality, where instead of just looking at it through goggles, it's going into your mind in some sort of a way.

00:05:29.000 It's interfacing with the very neurons and your visual cortex.

00:05:33.000 It's showing you images that you wouldn't really be seeing.

00:05:37.000 For sure it would be great for brainwashing, though, right?

00:05:39.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:40.000 Oh, for sure.

00:05:41.000 That's a no-brainer.

00:05:42.000 That's for sure going to be used for brainwash. 0.99

00:05:44.000 Like fake news, just like you said. 1.00

00:05:46.000 So the thing is, no one gets out alive with this shit. 1.00

00:05:49.000 So this is the thing. 0.99

00:05:50.000 The one thing that might be fascinating about it is, there's going to be no control.

00:05:55.000 Like, everyone's going to be able to eventually use something like this.

00:05:58.000 And they said that it would require, like, painstaking, step-by-step, a person going over the data to see if they could figure out what was manipulated.

00:06:08.000 And they think they could find, like, 75% of the ones that have been manipulated right now.

00:06:13.000 They could find the fake ones.

00:06:15.000 But the problem is, like, the amount of time that it takes to do that is astounding.

00:06:19.000 It's Crazy.

00:06:20.000 It's people-to-people time.

00:06:21.000 You have to be sitting there going over it, looking, what is this?

00:06:25.000 Check that out.

00:06:25.000 Go back.

00:06:26.000 What's this number right here?

00:06:27.000 Why is this off?

00:06:28.000 What's going on here?

00:06:28.000 Okay, mark that.

00:06:29.000 Move on.

00:06:30.000 And they have to do this over and over and over again.

00:06:32.000 They'll look for anomalies.

00:06:33.000 Look for some sort of evidence that it's been manipulated by a digital source or by some sort of a digital control, a phone or a computer or something like that.

00:06:42.000 I think it'll be easy to tell.

00:06:44.000 In the beginning, maybe.

00:06:46.000 But I mean, how good are photoshops?

00:06:47.000 Like the photoshop Steve?

00:06:49.000 How good are some of his photoshops?

00:06:50.000 And this dude is just having fun.

00:06:51.000 Well, how about that photoshop of, I think it's Neil Armstrong, where he's standing on the moon, and it's like there's a shot.

00:06:59.000 There's a shot of him looking down.

00:07:02.000 It's like a selfie, and then there's the earth in the background.

00:07:06.000 And they proved that's a photoshop already. 0.98

00:07:08.000 I mean, they could just run it through shit, just basic shit, and you could see that it was cut in. 0.92

00:07:12.000 Well, there was definitely some manipulation of photos for press use. 0.99

00:07:15.000 It's not just speculation.

00:07:18.000 That was 1969. Well, they did it before that, even.

00:07:20.000 They did it with the Gemini space program.

00:07:22.000 No one's even defending that picture.

00:07:24.000 Nobody defends that picture.

00:07:26.000 Well, I don't know if they do or don't, but the craziest one is Michael Collins, because Michael Collins, you can prove it.

00:07:31.000 The Gemini 15 picture, they took a test photo of him in some sort of a warehouse where they would strap him up with a harness and they're showing him how to utilize this equipment.

00:07:41.000 And then they blacked all that shit out and reversed the image and tried to pretend he was doing a spacewalk.

00:07:46.000 You've never seen that? 0.99

00:07:48.000 Maybe, maybe.

00:07:49.000 I've seen so much on the moon.

00:07:50.000 This one's the best one.

00:07:52.000 It's not even the moon.

00:07:53.000 It's just Michael Collins. 0.99

00:07:54.000 But you should see, because it's like, wait a minute, why the fuck would they do that? 0.98

00:07:58.000 What are they doing? 0.98

00:07:59.000 They took a photo.

00:08:00.000 This is 100%.

00:08:02.000 This is not speculation.

00:08:03.000 They took a photo of him at a test facility where they would prepare themselves for walking on the moon.

00:08:10.000 The one on the left is them preparing.

00:08:12.000 See?

00:08:13.000 You can tell he's in a harness, there's a bunch of equipment around, and he's hanging onto this thing and they're pulling him with this harness that he's attached to.

00:08:21.000 And then the next one, it says it's a spacewalk.

00:08:25.000 It's the same exact image.

00:08:26.000 They just blacked it out. 0.97

00:08:28.000 They just took all the stuff that was in the background, all the equipment and all the bullshit.

00:08:32.000 That's kind of a blurry copy.

00:08:34.000 See if you can find a better copy of it.

00:08:35.000 But what they did was they made a fake photo of a guy in space.

00:08:40.000 That photo's not real.

00:08:41.000 That's a photo of him in the test suit, and they just reversed it and blacked out the background.

00:08:47.000 They could get away with stuff like that back then, man.

00:08:50.000 That's a better picture of it.

00:08:52.000 That's a good representation.

00:08:56.000 What they did was unquestionably deceptive.

00:09:00.000 So the question is, how much of that did they do?

00:09:02.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:09:03.000 Well, that's the question.

00:09:04.000 The question is...

00:09:08.000 Even the most hardcore skeptics, they're like, yeah, I'm on the fence about that moon thing.

00:09:18.000 No one's really saying, yes, we went to the moon.

00:09:22.000 Even Mick West will shut up about that.

00:09:25.000 Do you think he will?

00:09:26.000 I don't think you're right at all.

00:09:27.000 I think he would definitely argue that we went to the moon.

00:09:29.000 Well, he's getting paid for that.

00:09:30.000 So, like, I mean, he's got to.

00:09:32.000 I mean, the dude backs up every official story.

00:09:36.000 Yeah, but people do that not necessarily because they're getting paid.

00:09:39.000 They do it because that's the mindset they're in.

00:09:41.000 They're in this mindset.

00:09:42.000 Like, we were talking about someone else before the podcast started.

00:09:44.000 Well, he has a website.

00:09:44.000 He makes money on his website.

00:09:46.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:09:46.000 There's very little money to be made of debunking things.

00:09:48.000 It's not the motivation for doing it when you're a multi-millionaire from video games I mean he made a shit ton of money from from selling video games He was like some sort of a programmer in video games and then he has a good time debunking things But he has an official story mentality is what I would call it where no matter what like there's people that are objective and there's people that are debunkers and he's a debunker and And it doesn't necessarily mean he's wrong about a lot of stuff,

00:10:16.000 but it does mean that he goes into things with the intention to debunk and the intention to almost always gravitate towards an official story.

00:10:25.000 Not almost.

00:10:25.000 Every single time.

00:10:26.000 He believes Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.

00:10:31.000 Yeah, that's a goof.

00:10:31.000 Come on, man.

00:10:32.000 That one's goofy.

00:10:33.000 He believes Tower 7 collapsed at free-fall speed because of fires.

00:10:38.000 There's a lot of people who believe that. 0.99

00:10:40.000 Unfortunately, I'm not a fucking engineer. 0.98

00:10:41.000 I would like to know whether or not it's possible to burn a building so bad inside that it does collapse like that. 0.99

00:10:47.000 It's impossible.

00:10:47.000 I don't know if that's true.

00:10:49.000 No, no.

00:10:50.000 All you have to do is talk to engineers and architects.

00:10:53.000 I've talked to them.

00:10:54.000 You could hear not all of them.

00:10:56.000 That's the thing.

00:10:56.000 There's no architects...

00:11:00.000 Outside of NIST, a government agency, there's no architects fighting to debunk the Tower 7. There's none.

00:11:11.000 Okay, I don't know if that's true, Eddie.

00:11:13.000 I don't know if you know that there's like...

00:11:15.000 There's got to be some architects and engineers that don't think that that building fell because it was demolished.

00:11:21.000 There's got to be.

00:11:22.000 Well, if you understand how...

00:11:25.000 There's about 100,000 architects and engineers in the associations, like the American Association of Architects.

00:11:31.000 There's about 100,000.

00:11:35.000 Richard Gage, he's one of them, and he didn't know anything about, he thought it wasn't an inside job.

00:11:41.000 It took him years, and then he didn't really know about Tower 7. Most of them don't know about Tower 7. What he does now, he discovered it, and what he does now is just go from convention to convention, sitting 15 architects down at a time, and boom, about 99% of them,

00:11:58.000 they all believe it.

00:11:59.000 They didn't even know there was a third tower.

00:12:01.000 It was not in the media that much.

00:12:03.000 They basically ignored it.

00:12:04.000 I think that's crazy.

00:12:05.000 I think by this time everybody knows about Tower 7. They still don't know.

00:12:08.000 Most people don't know.

00:12:09.000 They don't talk about it on the mainstream media.

00:12:12.000 How could anybody know?

00:12:13.000 But people have talked about it enough online to the point where I don't think that's...

00:12:16.000 Maybe now more than ever, but still, now more than ever, yes, they go, they hear about that Tower 7 thing, but they don't really know the details.

00:12:22.000 They just kind of just know about it, you know?

00:12:24.000 Did you ever see the video that shows the full collapse, which takes a lot longer?

00:12:27.000 You see the first collapse.

00:12:29.000 It was the top of the thing falls into the center.

00:12:32.000 That's the elevators.

00:12:34.000 They explain architects and engineers.

00:12:36.000 I've sat with them.

00:12:37.000 I'm no structural engineer, but you tell me.

00:12:39.000 What did they say to you?

00:12:40.000 If someone told you there's 85 columns that hold up Tower 7. And if someone told you, if a structural engineer told you, would you think he was crazy or would you believe him?

00:12:53.000 If he said, and it makes sense, I mean, it's common sense, the only way you're going to get a building to come down like that, any building, any structure, is you have to blow up all 80 comps at the same time, otherwise it won't go down like that.

00:13:06.000 To me...

00:13:07.000 That's common sense.

00:13:09.000 To someone who believes NIST, the government agency, said, no, that's not true.

00:13:13.000 One column went and then it spiraled out of control because of fires.

00:13:16.000 When you talk to structural engineers, I've had Richard Gage on my podcast twice.

00:13:22.000 Every time he comes back, he gets more.

00:13:24.000 He just piles on more.

00:13:25.000 He goes, all I got to do is sit him down.

00:13:27.000 They don't know.

00:13:27.000 Nobody knows.

00:13:28.000 That's the truth.

00:13:29.000 See, has he ever debated someone who's like an opposing viewpoint?

00:13:33.000 Nobody would debate him.

00:13:34.000 That's an architect or structural engineer?

00:13:35.000 Nobody's backing him.

00:13:36.000 That seems like people would, though.

00:13:38.000 No, because when they look into it, it's common sense.

00:13:40.000 Anybody knows.

00:13:42.000 So you think that they know that it's not true?

00:13:45.000 They think that Tower 7 was an inside job and they don't want to debate it because they can't win?

00:13:50.000 Do you really think they think that?

00:13:51.000 Can I say that again?

00:13:52.000 So you think the people that are debunking it.

00:13:54.000 So if he's got this opinion...

00:13:56.000 There's no architects and engineers debunking it.

00:13:58.000 That's already been looked into.

00:14:00.000 That's already been done and set.

00:14:03.000 That's old news.

00:14:03.000 But there's gotta be architects and engineers that disagree.

00:14:07.000 Come on, man.

00:14:08.000 You don't think there's any people that disagree?

00:14:10.000 Find a video.

00:14:10.000 Find a video of a real...

00:14:11.000 Not a government agency.

00:14:12.000 Not a government agency.

00:14:14.000 Jamie, see if you can pull up...

00:14:15.000 Doesn't that make sense?

00:14:16.000 What makes sense? 0.58

00:14:18.000 If an engineer told you, a dude who builds skyscrapers told you to your face, like I've been told to my face, they said the only way that thing, and you see it on video, engineer after engineer after engineer, are they all crazy?

00:14:31.000 Engineer, engineer after engineer, it's impossible when you look into it.

00:14:35.000 It's impossible for a building to collapse like that unless all 80 columns are blown up at the same time.

00:14:41.000 We've covered this, but here's the thing.

00:14:43.000 I don't know anything about engineering.

00:14:46.000 I don't know if you have diesel fires that get out of control, if it weakens the entire structure where it just collapses like that.

00:14:52.000 I don't know if that's possible.

00:14:53.000 You have guests all the time that are experts in fields that you're not experts in, but when you sit here...

00:15:00.000 I find out sometimes they're wrong, too, unfortunately.

00:15:02.000 I let a guy ramble about some stuff, and then they find out that they're making some of it up, or that some of it's based on pseudoscience.

00:15:09.000 It does happen.

00:15:10.000 But an engineer, a guy who builds...

00:15:13.000 I understand.

00:15:14.000 Doesn't it make sense?

00:15:16.000 Google, try to figure out who resists architects and engineers.

00:15:21.000 What is it?

00:15:22.000 I'm reading right now an article from the Boston Globe that talks about truthers and 9-11 and Richard Gages talked about.

00:15:28.000 They might have interviewed him and I'm trying to figure out what they're talking about.

00:15:34.000 There's got to be some architects or engineers that have had a conversation or a debate with someone who believes that it couldn't possibly have fallen any other way.

00:15:43.000 Okay, maybe they're out there.

00:15:44.000 There's no documentaries.

00:15:45.000 Here's the thing. 0.99

00:15:45.000 I don't know shit. 0.99

00:15:46.000 I don't know how my fucking computer works. 1.00

00:15:48.000 I don't know who constructs a jet. 1.00

00:15:50.000 How do you know anything? 1.00

00:15:51.000 You know a lot of shit. 1.00

00:15:52.000 You know a lot of shit. 1.00

00:15:53.000 How do you know? 1.00

00:15:53.000 But if somebody wanted to argue with me about the components and how they worked on a laptop, I would have to let go, wow, you're probably right. 1.00

00:16:01.000 I'll have to talk to some computer engineer who's going to tell me the actual reality of it.

00:16:05.000 I've talked to dudes who build buildings.

00:16:07.000 I've had them on my podcast.

00:16:08.000 I'm sure, but I just can't believe that all of the people that build buildings think it's an inside job.

00:16:13.000 Okay, what if 90%...

00:16:15.000 That would be pretty impressive.

00:16:17.000 That would be pretty impressive. 0.99

00:16:20.000 Shit, 50% would be impressive. 0.99

00:16:22.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:16:22.000 50% would be impressive. 1.00

00:16:24.000 It's about in the 90s.

00:16:25.000 I don't know if that's right.

00:16:26.000 So I don't know where you're getting that number.

00:16:27.000 I'm getting it from Richard Gage, who's the head of...

00:16:31.000 Architects and engineers for 9-11 Truth, right?

00:16:34.000 Yeah, and every year they add another couple hundred, they keep adding.

00:16:37.000 But he might be a little biased, right?

00:16:39.000 I mean, if he's the head of architects and engineers for 9-11 Truth and he tells you that 90% of the architects and engineers out there think it's an inside job, it might be a little biased.

00:16:47.000 I don't know if that's true, and I don't think you do necessarily either.

00:16:50.000 I think we're just guessing.

00:16:52.000 I believe it 100%.

00:16:54.000 I would love to see an architect or an engineer that disagreed with him talk to him about it and go over the data. 0.99

00:17:00.000 Because until that happens, I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. 0.98

00:17:03.000 Nobody argues with them. 0.98

00:17:07.000 There's got to be someone who debunks that guy.

00:17:09.000 Everybody debunks everybody.

00:17:11.000 No, they're definitely a smear campaign.

00:17:13.000 Are you kidding?

00:17:13.000 But is it a smear campaign or is it just that they're saying things that he's saying that aren't correct?

00:17:18.000 It's not just him.

00:17:19.000 He's just one.

00:17:20.000 I understand.

00:17:20.000 He's one of many.

00:17:21.000 It's common sense, dude.

00:17:23.000 Maybe.

00:17:23.000 Okay.

00:17:24.000 Right, but I don't know.

00:17:26.000 I don't know anything about making buildings.

00:17:28.000 I don't know anything about what it takes for a building to collapse.

00:17:31.000 I don't know.

00:17:31.000 Totally.

00:17:33.000 I don't know either.

00:17:34.000 Maybe it got hot.

00:17:35.000 I believe it.

00:17:36.000 It's not just hot.

00:17:37.000 It's diesel fires from giant tanks of gas that were in the basement.

00:17:41.000 I want to believe that.

00:17:42.000 I want to believe that fires made it hot. 0.98

00:17:45.000 I don't want to believe they blew it up because that's fucking scary. 0.94

00:17:48.000 I want to believe the fire. 0.98

00:17:50.000 If a fire is in a basement and the fire has diesel fuel and it's burning at some insane temperature and there's fucking shitloads of diesel fuel down there. 0.83

00:17:59.000 I wonder what effect that has.

00:18:01.000 I don't know.

00:18:01.000 Do you?

00:18:03.000 I'm pretty sure based on my life's experience that that's not going to bring down a building.

00:18:08.000 A lot of diesel fuel life experience?

00:18:10.000 Based on common sense.

00:18:12.000 It's common sense that, yeah, if a building's going to fall at free fall speed, boom, like that.

00:18:18.000 If a engineer after engineer after engineer, at some point I'm going to believe them.

00:18:23.000 At some point...

00:18:25.000 I understand, Eddie, but I don't know if you've necessarily looked into the engineers that disagree.

00:18:30.000 Have you?

00:18:31.000 I know there's a smear campaign.

00:18:32.000 Okay, but have you looked into the engineers?

00:18:34.000 There's none.

00:18:35.000 There's none.

00:18:36.000 There's no documentary.

00:18:38.000 There's gotta be.

00:18:38.000 There's no documentary.

00:18:40.000 Find a documentary.

00:18:41.000 What about just articles?

00:18:43.000 Do they have to make a documentary for it to make sense?

00:18:45.000 What was that?

00:18:46.000 What if it's an article?

00:18:46.000 What if it's a peer-reviewed paper?

00:18:48.000 What if it's some sort of...

00:18:49.000 Those are all...

00:18:50.000 Dude, that's a smear campaign.

00:18:51.000 There's that side, there's the elite that don't want this out, and then there's people trying to get the truth out.

00:18:56.000 So the elite have the control of the media...

00:19:00.000 They have paid shills.

00:19:03.000 You think that they would have dropped the ball big time?

00:19:06.000 Like Ernest Biner in 1987 for the Browns.

00:19:09.000 They would have dropped the ball.

00:19:10.000 If you don't have paid shills online strategically pushing the agenda, come on.

00:19:17.000 They're all over the internet.

00:19:19.000 What were you about to pull up? 1.00

00:19:20.000 There's a bunch of fake shit on him. 0.99

00:19:21.000 What, Jamie? 1.00

00:19:21.000 I'm lost. 1.00

00:19:22.000 I was stuck on this Richard Gage thing that I was trying to debunk to see if anybody's debunking him.

00:19:28.000 I'm looking at Twitter.

00:19:29.000 You're just an engineer that cares.

00:19:31.000 Hold on, don't talk about it.

00:19:32.000 I'm not finding.

00:19:32.000 I'm looking around.

00:19:33.000 I'm just looking around.

00:19:34.000 The Boston Globe article says that there's a small vocal subset of people, of engineers that are with this Richard Gage guy.

00:19:42.000 That's what I had read.

00:19:43.000 I never read that it was like some overwhelming number.

00:19:46.000 Just keep stirring.

00:19:48.000 It's hard because it's fun.

00:19:51.000 It's exciting.

00:19:52.000 It's exciting to think that there's some sort of a gigantic cabal of super geniuses that run the world and they decided to blow up Tower 7. You know what's funny about the moon?

00:20:00.000 Fuck Tower 7. Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:20:02.000 You want to talk about the UFC at all?

00:20:03.000 You know what's crazy about the moon?

00:20:05.000 What? 0.99

00:20:06.000 The hardest shit ever accomplished The greatest by the human race. 0.99

00:20:12.000 The greatest accomplishment ever was landing on the moon, right? 0.99

00:20:16.000 So you would think, holy shitballs. 0.53

00:20:19.000 I don't think it is. 0.96

00:20:20.000 No, listen.

00:20:21.000 Okay, but let's just, at the time?

00:20:23.000 At the time.

00:20:24.000 I think the internet is the biggest.

00:20:26.000 Okay, but I'm just talking about a physical achievement.

00:20:29.000 Three dudes, they got shot up in a rocket.

00:20:34.000 They were in an orbiter, and then the orbiter shot out The lunar, like the lem, and then it lands.

00:20:41.000 They played golf, went doom bug riding, did donuts in the sand.

00:20:45.000 They get, take pictures, they get back in, take off, dock with that orbiter, and then fly back? 1.00

00:20:55.000 That's the hardest shit ever. 0.99

00:20:56.000 No one died. 1.00

00:20:58.000 Can you imagine that second mission six months later?

00:21:01.000 They did it again when they had to break the news that they were going to use different astronauts?

00:21:07.000 Because every mission they used different astronauts.

00:21:09.000 Wouldn't you think they would...

00:21:11.000 Like a show?

00:21:12.000 Like have the same star over and over again?

00:21:14.000 No!

00:21:14.000 The three dudes have pulled it off!

00:21:16.000 Keep doing it?

00:21:17.000 Dude, are you kidding?

00:21:17.000 They did it before!

00:21:18.000 Yeah, but they don't want to keep doing it. 0.90

00:21:20.000 What if it fucks you up? 1.00

00:21:22.000 What if they were planning on using Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, but they just fucking got egos and shit. 1.00

00:21:30.000 They started going to clubs and fucking... 1.00

00:21:32.000 They wanted to renegotiate their contract. 0.99

00:21:35.000 Because they probably went to the moon for like, you know, $70,000.

00:21:39.000 You know what I mean?

00:21:39.000 They got that government check.

00:21:41.000 They go, we'll get you on the second album.

00:21:45.000 Just like the record business.

00:21:47.000 You know what I mean?

00:21:47.000 I bet you they didn't even make that much.

00:21:49.000 Of course they say, listen, we'll get you on the second and third landings.

00:21:55.000 Do you know how much money you're going to make?

00:21:57.000 You're going to come back.

00:21:58.000 You're going to be famous. 0.99

00:21:59.000 You're going to be fucking doing all sorts of press. 1.00

00:22:01.000 Think about the bitches. 1.00

00:22:02.000 Think about the coke. 1.00

00:22:03.000 All that shit. 1.00

00:22:04.000 They probably got blowed out and got too cocky and wanted to renegotiate. 1.00

00:22:09.000 And then NASA said, we just got to go with some new dudes.

00:22:12.000 They made $8 per diem. 0.98

00:22:16.000 When Uncle Sam fucks your raw dog, he uses sand. 1.00

00:22:20.000 Uncle Sam uses broken glass on his dick when he raw dogs you. 1.00

00:22:23.000 You think those guys went to the moon? 1.00

00:22:27.000 Why wouldn't you think they were not handsome enough?

00:22:30.000 Come on.

00:22:30.000 That dude in the middle.

00:22:31.000 The dude in the middle.

00:22:32.000 The dude in the middle didn't actually go to the moon.

00:22:33.000 Was hovering in an orbiter.

00:22:35.000 He was hovering in an orbiter. 1.00

00:22:37.000 And they landed some little piece of shit. 1.00

00:22:40.000 A lunar lander? 1.00

00:22:42.000 Right.

00:22:43.000 And then they took and they show.

00:22:45.000 The only time ever they got one shot of it taking off.

00:22:48.000 And whatever was filming it followed it all the way up.

00:22:51.000 Like, who was...

00:22:53.000 Remote control, bro.

00:22:55.000 It was on a timer.

00:22:56.000 No, no.

00:22:56.000 There was a live remote control.

00:22:58.000 That's what they said.

00:22:59.000 That they could control from...

00:23:01.000 From Earth.

00:23:02.000 From Houston.

00:23:03.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:23:03.000 That works.

00:23:05.000 Dude, I couldn't get my cell phone to work on Laurel Canyon.

00:23:08.000 The moon landings are so... 0.99

00:23:10.000 God damn ridiculous. 1.00

00:23:12.000 Oh, fuck it. 1.00

00:23:13.000 There's video of them, like, just maybe 100,000 feet in the air, and they're, like, filming it, making it look, you know, they're manipulating. 1.00

00:23:22.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:23:23.000 Come on. 1.00

00:23:24.000 That video is strange.

00:23:25.000 That's a damning...

00:23:26.000 I've never seen anybody explain that video.

00:23:28.000 And those...

00:23:29.000 Explain what they were doing.

00:23:31.000 Well, the video says that they're saying they're at 30,000 miles out.

00:23:35.000 That's what they're saying.

00:23:37.000 Something like that.

00:23:38.000 They're halfway to the moon.

00:23:39.000 They're halfway to the moon.

00:23:40.000 So it's like 125,000 miles away from Earth.

00:23:44.000 They said halfway?

00:23:45.000 Is that what they said?

00:23:45.000 Yeah, halfway to the moon.

00:23:46.000 So that'll make it look like they were far away.

00:23:49.000 So, you know, if they look out their window, their little circle, their whatever shape, maybe it was a rectangle or whatever, the window.

00:23:57.000 The entire earth fills up all the glass.

00:24:01.000 Of course, because you're still...

00:24:02.000 Well, you've got to remember, they blocked out all the other windows.

00:24:05.000 That was what was damning about it.

00:24:07.000 What's damning about it is that they've got this camera set up where they're filming the blackness of the interior of the cabin and the circular window.

00:24:15.000 And the circular window is supposed to represent earth. 0.99

00:24:17.000 This little slice of earth with clouds on it and shit. 0.99

00:24:19.000 And the blackness... 0.99

00:24:20.000 And they've got a stencil trying to create the...

00:24:22.000 I don't know if that's real.

00:24:23.000 See, I've looked at that a hundred times.

00:24:25.000 It might have just been...

00:24:25.000 It looks like a stencil.

00:24:28.000 What I think, more than anything, more likely, it was just like...

00:24:32.000 Is this what you're talking about?

00:24:33.000 Yeah.

00:24:33.000 That's fake.

00:24:34.000 And now they're pushing it as real.

00:24:36.000 But watch, this is what you can see.

00:24:37.000 You can see...

00:24:38.000 Oh, this is just...

00:24:39.000 You've got to go to the one where it shows the actual fake footage.

00:24:42.000 This is the actual video.

00:24:44.000 This is not going to show the full thing where they pull away and you see the guys manipulating the dampers and pulling the things off the wall.

00:24:50.000 And it reveals that they're in low Earth orbit, that they're not really...

00:24:55.000 Like, they're really just looking at Hawaii.

00:24:56.000 It's like they've got a little hole and they're focusing on a little island.

00:24:59.000 Google Bart Cibrell.

00:25:01.000 I had dinner with this gentleman back in the day.

00:25:04.000 He's a very nice guy.

00:25:05.000 And he's the guy that wrote, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon.

00:25:08.000 And he's absolutely convinced that they never went to the moon. 0.88

00:25:11.000 He's not a dumb guy.

00:25:13.000 I had an interesting conversation with him.

00:25:15.000 He's fully on board and absolutely committed.

00:25:18.000 And not that they couldn't do it or that they couldn't get the footage of it.

00:25:23.000 But that they faked the whole thing.

00:25:25.000 They never even went out there.

00:25:27.000 Some people think that they couldn't film it.

00:25:29.000 They went there, but they couldn't film it, so they use this fake film.

00:25:32.000 But there was other ways to track whether or not they went there.

00:25:35.000 There's some people that believe that.

00:25:36.000 And then other people believe, no, no, no, it's all fake.

00:25:38.000 It's all fake.

00:25:39.000 From the jump, they shot them into low Earth orbit, they float around in low Earth orbit, and then drop back down to the ocean.

00:25:45.000 I believe that.

00:25:45.000 I believe it's just a scam.

00:25:47.000 They're just making money, and they're showing the distraction from the Vietnam War.

00:25:55.000 All six missions during Richard Nixon's administration, they did one every six months with different astronauts.

00:26:00.000 No one got hurt.

00:26:01.000 No one died.

00:26:02.000 Are you kidding me?

00:26:03.000 Well, did you ever see the video footage from the first man in space? 0.93

00:26:06.000 The video footage of the first man in space is so entirely fake, it's fucking hilarious.

00:26:11.000 It's a guy from Russia. 0.85

00:26:12.000 No, the guy from Russia, the Russian guy. 0.98

00:26:14.000 He did go in space, but they didn't have a fucking camera crew inside the capsule with him. 0.94

00:26:19.000 There's like opposing lights and different, like you could see, like there's a distance between the guy, but it's so fake. 0.97

00:26:26.000 It's always been propaganda.

00:26:28.000 Google fake video footage of first man in orbit.

00:26:32.000 What was the Russian cat's name, the first dude that went into orbit?

00:26:37.000 But they have a video footage of him inside his cockpit.

00:26:41.000 Oleg Takhtarov?

00:26:41.000 No.

00:26:43.000 Vigervov Chenshin.

00:26:45.000 Oleg. 0.74

00:26:46.000 Amar Suluev?

00:26:48.000 Oleg Takhtarov was like one of the first leg lock guys ever, right?

00:26:51.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:26:52.000 You had to watch your shit with him. 1.00

00:26:53.000 He would sombo the shit out of your legs. 1.00

00:26:56.000 Remember, there was like a few leg locks back in the day. 0.99

00:26:58.000 Just a few.

00:26:59.000 Yep.

00:26:59.000 You know?

00:27:00.000 You know the craziest thing I found out?

00:27:02.000 I thought...

00:27:03.000 Heel hooks for sure were legal in Sambo, and apparently they're not even legal in Sambo.

00:27:08.000 Oh my god.

00:27:08.000 They just do straight ankle locks and knee bars and- It was because of the shoes.

00:27:11.000 And calf cranks.

00:27:12.000 They all wear shoes.

00:27:14.000 Yeah, no heel hooks in Sambo. 0.68

00:27:15.000 That's crazy.

00:27:16.000 What do you think about shoes?

00:27:17.000 Should you be allowed to wear shoes?

00:27:19.000 Where?

00:27:20.000 Either in fighting or in grappling.

00:27:22.000 Nah.

00:27:23.000 No.

00:27:23.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:27:24.000 I think gloves, too.

00:27:26.000 But I'm a broken record with that.

00:27:27.000 Did you find it?

00:27:28.000 Video of the...

00:27:29.000 Just find fake video of the first guy in face.

00:27:31.000 Change your mind.

00:27:32.000 You want to wear shoes? 1.00

00:27:33.000 Fuck it. 1.00

00:27:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:34.000 Problem is that they kick you.

00:27:35.000 I'm just thinking for MMA, like...

00:27:35.000 They kick you and that goes in your eye?

00:27:37.000 Yeah.

00:27:38.000 What is this?

00:27:39.000 This is the footage.

00:27:40.000 No.

00:27:42.000 No, no, no.

00:27:43.000 This is the moon landing.

00:27:44.000 It's a Soviet moon landing.

00:27:45.000 No, first man in orbit.

00:27:48.000 It's inside the cockpit.

00:27:49.000 It's like just faking a NASA faking Earth NASA faking Earth First man in orbit Russian Now just put NASA faking Earth.

00:28:03.000 Well, what was the guy's name?

00:28:05.000 Who's the first first man in orbit what's near Gagarin?

00:28:09.000 Okay, so go Yuri Gagarin video You can see the video, see he climbs into this thing, he takes off, and then like, see if you can find the first person, like, yeah, staring at him.

00:28:25.000 There's a bunch of it where it's like so clearly not really happening.

00:28:29.000 It's all fake, man.

00:28:30.000 They're all faking it. 0.99

00:28:31.000 The Russians are faking it. 1.00

00:28:32.000 They're all doing it together.

00:28:33.000 There's no real Cold War.

00:28:35.000 But there was some sort of a video on the analysis of that saying that there's light sources in there.

00:28:42.000 There wouldn't be a light source inside that cabin that you'd be able to film with.

00:28:46.000 And how far away would the camera have to be to capture this?

00:28:49.000 They had these big-ass clunky cameras.

00:28:51.000 There wasn't that kind of space.

00:28:52.000 Think about...

00:28:54.000 TV and the movies when they were born.

00:28:58.000 Were they ever about like what's really going on?

00:29:01.000 You know what I mean?

00:29:02.000 I dream of Jeannie was.

00:29:03.000 Right away.

00:29:04.000 It's right away. 1.00

00:29:05.000 It's total bullshit right away from day one. 0.98

00:29:07.000 It's never there was never a show about what life really is. 1.00

00:29:10.000 It was always bullshit right from the start right from the get-go propaganda. 0.94

00:29:14.000 They didn't create TV for entertainment. 1.00

00:29:17.000 You kidding me?

00:29:20.000 It's not like one super genius wants to create something called TV and then they use that TV to manipulate the world.

00:29:27.000 What happens is one super genius figures out to take a visual image and project it into millions of different televisions at the same time.

00:29:36.000 Hold on a second, because he's a technologist.

00:29:38.000 So he figures out how to do it.

00:29:40.000 They start broadcasting things through this and then the powers that be Realize what kind of manipulation you could get out of something like that where you could show the news every night and presidential addresses and then they started using it for their own good.

00:29:53.000 But it wasn't created to control people's brains. 0.98

00:29:56.000 It was created because people have this inherent desire to constantly innovate and make better and better shit. 0.99

00:30:02.000 We don't even know why we do it, but we're fucking obsessed with it. 0.98

00:30:05.000 So these technologists that create it, they're so far smarter than any of the people that use it and manipulate people.

00:30:11.000 The people that create it, the ones that actually understand how to make a digital signal with your phone streamed live into Periscope and a guy who is in New Zealand can look at it in real time while you're talking about something.

00:30:24.000 Wouldn't it be a good idea for the Illuminati to seek people like that out and hire them?

00:30:29.000 Wouldn't that be a good move?

00:30:30.000 It's definitely a good deal.

00:30:31.000 Hell yeah, you go after those dudes. 0.99

00:30:32.000 You bring them in, blackmail them, and then bam, you got them. 1.00

00:30:36.000 Companies work directly with military, and they get military contracts to make all kinds of shit. 0.99

00:30:42.000 They always have. 0.93

00:30:43.000 Whether it's computer stuff, whether it's surveillance equipment.

00:30:47.000 I mean, there's lucrative contracts.

00:30:49.000 That was the big thing about the Iraq War, right? 0.89

00:30:52.000 Everybody was terrified of the fact that you had this guy who was the CEO of Halliburton, which is a company that Cleans up after we blow shit up, and that guy becomes the vice president, and then they start getting these giant no-bid contracts to clean shit up after we blow it up. 0.61

00:31:09.000 The money involved in something like that is insane, right?

00:31:12.000 You're talking just hundreds of millions of dollars just flowing like water, right?

00:31:17.000 It's just constantly flowing.

00:31:18.000 So if you think about that, that's going to be the case with everything.

00:31:23.000 If they have the kind of money to throw that way towards the Afghan war, what kind of black ops money do they have to make those jets?

00:31:30.000 It's unlimited. 0.99

00:31:30.000 Those crazy fucking stealth jets? 0.99

00:31:33.000 Trillions are constantly missing in the Pentagon. 1.00

00:31:38.000 Right before 9-11, it was $2.3 trillion missing from the Pentagon.

00:31:43.000 Like literally a couple of days before.

00:31:44.000 But yeah, the day before.

00:31:46.000 Donald Rumsfeld, everyone knows about that.

00:31:48.000 But now it's like, oh, 17 trillion are missing.

00:31:52.000 But here's the thing.

00:31:53.000 2.3 trillion was bad.

00:31:55.000 Where's all this money going?

00:31:56.000 Exactly.

00:31:57.000 These are trillions.

00:31:58.000 Trillions.

00:31:58.000 Yeah.

00:31:59.000 Missing.

00:31:59.000 Better know where it's at.

00:32:01.000 But what you're saying is not crazy.

00:32:03.000 Like, people who listen to this, there's a lot of people that are listening to this that have never heard this before.

00:32:07.000 And they think, well, this is crazy. 0.99

00:32:08.000 These guys are just making shit up. 1.00

00:32:10.000 This is some loony fucking left-wing conspiracy theory. 1.00

00:32:14.000 Yeah, you guys think that the government was in on this and that it was all a scam. 0.97

00:32:18.000 To hide the fact that they had stolen trillions of dollars, but they really did have a press conference, and it's really available online, and Donald Rumsfeld really does look straight at the camera, and he really does say they're missing trillions of dollars.

00:32:32.000 2.3 trillion.

00:32:34.000 Trillion.

00:32:35.000 Trillion.

00:32:36.000 That's a thousand billion.

00:32:38.000 And then the next day, 9-11 hits, A plane or a bomb blows up a small little section of the Pentagon where all the people that are auditing the Pentagon, the accounting office blows up and everyone dies.

00:32:55.000 That's a coincidence, bro.

00:32:56.000 It's a total, complete coincidence. 1.00

00:32:58.000 That shit could really happen. 1.00

00:32:59.000 Listen to me, man. 1.00

00:33:00.000 No one would ever kill someone for as little as $2.3 trillion.

00:33:04.000 That's not enough money to get people to kill people.

00:33:07.000 It's just not. 0.98

00:33:08.000 People need more money to kill people. 0.94

00:33:10.000 People kill people for like 50. If you gave a really shitty guy, he would kill somebody for like $1,000. 1.00

00:33:18.000 Shit is so corrupt and has always been so corrupt. 1.00

00:33:20.000 Listen to Donald Rumsfeld talk about this. 1.00

00:33:22.000 Oh, how dare you.

00:33:25.000 Talk her over guy. 0.99

00:33:27.000 See if you can find the actual video of him talking, because it's pretty fascinating.

00:33:31.000 It's just a couple minutes.

00:33:33.000 Donald Rumsfeld.

00:33:34.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

00:33:35.000 That's a lot of money, Donald.

00:33:36.000 Where's that cash, son?

00:33:37.000 There's a shitload of them.

00:33:38.000 Where'd it go, son?

00:33:40.000 Um, yeah, this is...

00:33:42.000 That's not the full video of him actually saying it.

00:33:45.000 They say not, but 9-11, Donald Rumsfeld, trillion.

00:33:49.000 Guaranteed a bunch.

00:33:49.000 And no one ever talked about it again.

00:33:51.000 Right there, the second one.

00:33:52.000 The second one.

00:33:53.000 Boom.

00:33:54.000 What's crazy is it really didn't get brought up after that.

00:33:57.000 Let's listen to it.

00:33:57.000 Female cosmonaut.

00:33:59.000 Cosmonaut.

00:34:00.000 Ends.

00:34:01.000 According to some estimates, we cannot track 2.3 trillion dollars in transactions.

00:34:06.000 2.3 trillion.

00:34:10.000 2001, 10th of September.

00:34:13.000 According to some estimates, we cannot track 2.3 trillion dollars in transactions.

00:34:19.000 2.3 trillion with a T. The very next day, the accounting offices were destroyed in the Pentagon.

00:34:28.000 The 2.3 trillion was never brought up again.

00:34:31.000 Who's more gangster than that?

00:34:34.000 They go, dude, we just gotta say something.

00:34:36.000 He goes, you could take the trillions, but we gotta admit it.

00:34:40.000 And then everyone's gonna forget about it.

00:34:42.000 What do people say to that?

00:34:43.000 That's one of those ones.

00:34:45.000 What do people say to the idea that the plane would hit the perfect spot to hide the 2.3 trillions of dollars in debt?

00:34:54.000 For someone to admit to themselves, they'll say, everybody will admit the government is corrupt.

00:35:02.000 But when something gets brought up, they're always believing the government's side.

00:35:06.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:08.000 Yeah, but this one doesn't even have a side. 0.99

00:35:10.000 You should just watch that and know there was fishy shit, 9-11, I don't trust it. 0.97

00:35:16.000 Now you gotta look at 9-11. 0.99

00:35:18.000 If you see that and you don't look at 9-11 with skeptical eyes, you're hypnotized.

00:35:23.000 Well, that alone is one of those Arsenio Hall segments.

00:35:28.000 Things that make you go, hmm.

00:35:29.000 Come on, man.

00:35:30.000 It's just like, who are you going to trust?

00:35:32.000 You know, you're doing...

00:35:32.000 Like, if you were doing business with this organization and then you saw a speech by the chairman of that organization and he just said, we're missing $55 billion, would you still want to do business with this guy?

00:35:45.000 Look at this one.

00:35:46.000 Trillions go missing from the military.

00:35:48.000 Pentagon can't account for $6.5 trillion in taxpayer cash.

00:35:51.000 Cash.

00:35:52.000 No one can't.

00:35:53.000 But everyone, I believe the official story.

00:35:55.000 I believe the official story.

00:35:57.000 Yeah, they did that.

00:35:58.000 How crazy is that?

00:35:59.000 They wouldn't do that.

00:36:00.000 They wouldn't do that. 0.97

00:36:01.000 Yeah, they're corrupt, but they wouldn't do that. 1.00

00:36:03.000 Yeah, they're evil. 0.97

00:36:04.000 Yeah, but they wouldn't do that.

00:36:05.000 It's like, it doesn't make any sense.

00:36:07.000 The report revealed...

00:36:08.000 Look at this.

00:36:09.000 They cannot provide adequate documentation for how it's spent $6.5 trillion.

00:36:14.000 That is hilarious.

00:36:16.000 How do they not all go to jail?

00:36:19.000 How do you not go to jail?

00:36:20.000 Nobody's going to jail.

00:36:21.000 When you're Illuminati, nobody goes to jail. 1.00

00:36:23.000 You're rich as fuck. 1.00

00:36:24.000 I know, but this is... 1.00

00:36:25.000 You're into Satanism.

00:36:26.000 The people that...

00:36:27.000 The people that...

00:36:29.000 Have the money that our taxes go to, like they have it.

00:36:32.000 Our taxes, we spend the money, or we get the money, we send it to them, they have it.

00:36:36.000 They can't account for $6.5 trillion.

00:36:40.000 That is so much money.

00:36:41.000 That's crazy.

00:36:42.000 That's like, isn't the national debt like $13 trillion or something?

00:36:46.000 What's the national debt?

00:36:47.000 I think it's higher.

00:36:48.000 It's higher?

00:36:49.000 I might have made that up.

00:36:50.000 Yeah.

00:36:50.000 $100 trillion?

00:36:51.000 What do you think it is?

00:36:52.000 What do you think the national debt is?

00:36:53.000 Right. 0.99

00:36:54.000 Dude, I have no fucking idea. 0.98

00:36:55.000 It doesn't even matter, dude. 0.99

00:36:57.000 It doesn't matter what the debt is.

00:36:58.000 We're missing $6 trillion and nobody's going to jail.

00:37:01.000 What I'm saying is it's half of the, I think it might be like half the national debt.

00:37:05.000 What's the national debt?

00:37:06.000 Nobody in the Illuminati goes to jail.

00:37:09.000 So look at that.

00:37:09.000 Our national debt is $20.4 trillion, which we cannot pay, but we can't account for $6.5 trillion.

00:37:16.000 Why even account for it anymore? 0.99

00:37:18.000 At this point, just fucking... 0.99

00:37:20.000 Just say... 1.00

00:37:21.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:37:21.000 Fuck it. 1.00

00:37:22.000 Let's just cross our fingers. 1.00

00:37:24.000 Yeah.

00:37:25.000 Well, there was an article that was written about the idea that our country was going to descend slowly into something that's not a democracy anymore.

00:37:37.000 And the argument you would make if you don't have to account for trillions of dollars that you make us pay for, the argument would be that might have already happened.

00:37:46.000 If it's all about money and control, what more money are you going to get than six and a half trillion dollars?

00:37:54.000 If it's really all just about money and control, that's a shitload of money.

00:37:58.000 And well, what's the control?

00:37:59.000 Well, the control is it's rarely discussed.

00:38:01.000 There's all sorts of outrages, like transgender people using the women's room. 1.00

00:38:06.000 You know what? 1.00

00:38:07.000 Once you're in the Illuminati, you're above the motherfucking law. 0.99

00:38:10.000 Nobody's going to jail. 1.00

00:38:11.000 They're all fucking doing crazy shit. 1.00

00:38:13.000 Nobody goes to jail. 1.00

00:38:15.000 Nobody in the Pentagon's going to jail.

00:38:17.000 Are you kidding me?

00:38:17.000 No one in the CIA's going to jail.

00:38:19.000 They're not going to jail.

00:38:20.000 I understand, but what's crazy is that no one talked here.

00:38:22.000 A further mystery is what happened to thousands of documents that should be on file, but aren't.

00:38:27.000 The IG study found that DFA, I don't know what that is, did not document or support why the Defense Departmental Reporting System removed at least 16,513 of 1.3 million records during Quarter 3 Fiscal year 2015. As a result,

00:38:47.000 the data used to prepare the fiscal year 2015 AGF, I don't know what that is, third quarter and year-end financial statements were unreliable and lacked an adequate audit trail.

00:38:59.000 So they just started yanking transactions and deleting them.

00:39:02.000 Oh, I believe them.

00:39:04.000 Oh, what else?

00:39:04.000 Now, how does that work?

00:39:05.000 Tell me.

00:39:06.000 Tell me something else.

00:39:07.000 If they have black ops, like what we were talking about before, so if they have like Area 51 Which is like Groom Lake, you know, that whole area in Nevada, where it's illegal to even get close to, where they were supposedly developing stealth bombers and all that shit.

00:39:20.000 They did all that stuff out there, right?

00:39:21.000 Yeah.

00:39:22.000 How much do they get?

00:39:23.000 And how does that money work?

00:39:25.000 Is that where all the money's going?

00:39:27.000 Is it all going to crazy military projects?

00:39:30.000 Like, what is a black op?

00:39:31.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:39:31.000 Like, if they say black ops, right?

00:39:33.000 Is that why they can not account for that?

00:39:35.000 I mean, doesn't that make sense? 0.99

00:39:37.000 If they're spending trillions of dollars making these crazy fucking jets, Hey, it's missing. 0.99

00:39:42.000 Yeah, but is that what it means? 0.99

00:39:44.000 I wonder if that's what it means. 1.00

00:39:46.000 I wonder if it means that this is just some shit they get to just do whatever the fuck they want with. 1.00

00:39:50.000 They build these crazy bases and supersonic jets. 1.00

00:39:54.000 You know what I mean? 0.97

00:39:54.000 Can you imagine the people at the top, like the islands they have and shit? 0.97

00:39:58.000 Can you imagine? 0.93

00:39:58.000 They got pieces of land that we don't know nothing about, man. 0.93

00:40:03.000 What, Jamie?

00:40:03.000 The budget has an area for classified programs, so they spent like 59 billion on classified programs.

00:40:10.000 Oh, so the 6.5 trillion is on top of that.

00:40:13.000 Maybe classified programs is one level of top secret, and it gets all the way down to where we deconstruct alien spacecrafts. 0.99

00:40:21.000 That's like that Robert Lazar type shit. 0.93

00:40:24.000 You ever see that guy's videos? 0.99

00:40:26.000 Yeah, we were into him like 15 years ago.

00:40:29.000 I don't know where I stand with him.

00:40:31.000 I'm still fascinated.

00:40:32.000 That guy's just a little too calm.

00:40:35.000 He's still fast.

00:40:35.000 Is he still alive?

00:40:36.000 Yeah.

00:40:36.000 Dude, can you imagine him on this podcast?

00:40:39.000 That would be freakhead.

00:40:40.000 Yeah, but then the government would come.

00:40:42.000 You think he's really...

00:40:43.000 You know what? 1.00

00:40:44.000 He's friends with John Lear, and that guy says the most retarded shit. 1.00

00:40:48.000 The guy says crazy shit. 1.00

00:40:49.000 John Lear says... 1.00

00:40:50.000 His secrets are that there's millions of people on Venus, there's millions of people on Mars, there's people all over on every planet, and they're just not telling us about that.

00:41:04.000 But isn't John Lear, like, do you think that it's possible?

00:41:07.000 I'm just gonna throw this out there.

00:41:09.000 Do you think it's possible that John Lear, who's like some, isn't he a super billionaire character?

00:41:13.000 He was a former CIA pilot.

00:41:16.000 He was in the CIA for many years.

00:41:17.000 Once you're in the CIA, you're always in the CIA. But isn't he like some super wealthy businessman?

00:41:21.000 I don't know.

00:41:22.000 Or am I thinking about Lear Jets?

00:41:23.000 Yeah, Lear Jets is, like his father created Lear Jets.

00:41:26.000 Okay.

00:41:27.000 But is he a super wealthy businessman?

00:41:29.000 He should be.

00:41:29.000 I was thinking, if I was one of those guys and I was bored, I might just be trolling the fuck out of people, telling them about people on Mars.

00:41:36.000 That's what he's doing. 0.51

00:41:38.000 That's what he's doing.

00:41:38.000 For fun.

00:41:39.000 And they let him in the Illuminati if he does that. 1.00

00:41:42.000 And he's like, fuck yeah. 0.99

00:41:43.000 He probably was already in. 0.99

00:41:45.000 What you can't deny is things like Bohemian Grove.

00:41:49.000 Here's what you can't deny.

00:41:50.000 I'm on the skeptical side of all conspiracy theories, right?

00:41:54.000 And you know me, don't get me wrong out there.

00:41:56.000 I'm not going after anybody.

00:41:58.000 I'm not trying to indict anybody.

00:42:00.000 I feel like there's just too many people are hypnotized to really stop anything.

00:42:04.000 You can't stop these trillions of dollars missing.

00:42:06.000 How are you going to do that?

00:42:07.000 Who's going to stop that?

00:42:10.000 Man, too many people are hypnotized.

00:42:14.000 It's hopeless sometimes, you know.

00:42:16.000 Okay, what I'm saying is that there's things you can't deny.

00:42:20.000 And one of the things you can't deny is Bohemian Grove. 0.91

00:42:23.000 Bohemian Grove is a place where these leaders and these bankers and these elites of the world literally do get together and put on fucking robes, and they get in front of a giant stone owl, and they have a ceremony, and they burn some sticks. 0.96

00:42:39.000 They burn an effigy. 0.94

00:42:41.000 It's like when Alex Jones was the first guy to find that.

00:42:45.000 You can criticize Alex Jones all you want.

00:42:48.000 And a lot of it's deserved. 1.00

00:42:49.000 He says a lot of crazy shit. 1.00

00:42:51.000 And he's a character. 1.00

00:42:52.000 And he gets big and theatrical and it's fun. 0.99

00:42:55.000 But he's exposed some very real shit that's undeniable. 0.98

00:42:59.000 And one of the things that's undeniable is that there really is a place called Bohemian Grove where these guys really do get together. 0.99

00:43:06.000 And they get together and they put on robes.

00:43:08.000 And they worship this moloch.

00:43:10.000 The Owl God.

00:43:11.000 And it's something that's been going on forever.

00:43:14.000 That's where people thought Alex was a shill.

00:43:16.000 Because he would say all this great 911 stuff, 911 stuff. 0.98

00:43:20.000 And then he would say, he would work into, the world's run by satanic pedophiles. 0.97

00:43:25.000 You know, so then people go, okay, he's a shill. 0.98

00:43:27.000 He's a shill. 1.00

00:43:28.000 You know, it's like saying, it's like John Lear type shit. 1.00

00:43:30.000 That's what it sounds like, and that's what it sounded like to a lot of people. 1.00

00:43:33.000 They go, he's a shill. 1.00

00:43:34.000 He's talking about everyone's satanic, and they're all pedophiles. 1.00

00:43:37.000 He's retarded. 1.00

00:43:39.000 He's a shill. 1.00

00:43:40.000 But, uh...

00:43:42.000 What do you know about the Chester Pennington...

00:43:45.000 Bennington suicide? 0.99

00:43:48.000 I know that he had done a bunch of interviews where he talked about being raped a bunch of times when he was young and how fucked up it was. 0.99

00:43:55.000 I don't know anything other than that. 1.00

00:43:57.000 Damn. 0.98

00:43:58.000 I don't want to talk too much about his personal life. 1.00

00:44:01.000 No, it's just sad as shit. 0.97

00:44:03.000 It's no personal life. 0.98

00:44:04.000 This is all I'm saying.

00:44:07.000 Was, um...

00:44:12.000 Anytime a dude kills himself, he's got a bunch of kids.

00:44:15.000 Yeah, but when you, you know, Chris Cornell and him were best friends.

00:44:22.000 Yeah, he died and killed himself on Chris's birthday, right?

00:44:25.000 You know what, Chris Cornell and his wife, they have a foundation called the Chris and Vicky Foundation, and it's all about helping...

00:44:34.000 Children that were molested and abused and a lot of them were like former pedophile, child traffickers.

00:44:42.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

00:44:43.000 Trafficky, or however you would say it.

00:44:46.000 And he was really, really into it.

00:44:48.000 And this is the conspiracy theory.

00:44:51.000 I don't know.

00:44:51.000 This is the conspiracy theory.

00:44:53.000 Let's not with him, man.

00:44:54.000 No, no, man. 1.00

00:44:55.000 This is why shit is getting fucked up. 1.00

00:44:58.000 It has something to do with that. 1.00

00:45:00.000 There's...

00:45:02.000 The conspiracy theory is that he was involved in stopping, you know how Ashton Kutcher is trying to stop human trafficking, and you know how Corey Feldman, in an interview he said the biggest problem in Hollywood is pedophilia.

00:45:18.000 And then there's been several people coming out, and the dude from Lord of the Rings, Elijah Wood, he says it many times, he goes, there's a big problem.

00:45:26.000 In Hollywood.

00:45:27.000 Yeah, and everywhere, really.

00:45:29.000 Hollywood.

00:45:29.000 Elijah Wood said that?

00:45:30.000 And Washington, D.C. Do you know that 800,000 to a million kids get kidnapped a year?

00:45:37.000 Do you know that?

00:45:38.000 Is that real?

00:45:39.000 I don't know.

00:45:39.000 Look it up.

00:45:40.000 I don't know.

00:45:41.000 Where'd you read that?

00:45:42.000 I don't know.

00:45:42.000 I mean somewhere online.

00:45:44.000 I don't know if it's true, but it didn't- 800 to a million kids get kidnapped a year, and you know what city- You mean 800,000 to a million?

00:45:51.000 800,000 to a million.

00:45:52.000 And you know what- where's the biggest city?

00:45:54.000 Where?

00:45:55.000 Washington DC. Really?

00:45:58.000 Yeah.

00:45:59.000 Look it up.

00:45:59.000 How many people are kidnapped?

00:46:00.000 Oh my god, 203,000 children are kidnapped each year by family members.

00:46:05.000 800,000 children are reported missing.

00:46:08.000 Dude, that's huge.

00:46:10.000 800,000 a year are reported missing.

00:46:13.000 How many of those are recovered?

00:46:14.000 How many people are kidnapped each day in the U.S.? How many children are missing in the United States?

00:46:19.000 Click on that.

00:46:19.000 How many children are missing in the United States?

00:46:22.000 According to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, roughly 800,000 children are reported missing each year in the United States.

00:46:28.000 That's roughly 2,000 per day.

00:46:29.000 Of those, there are 115 child stranger abduction cases each year.

00:46:35.000 So 115 are abducted by strangers each year.

00:46:39.000 Which means the child was taken by an unknown person.

00:46:43.000 So a lot of those, they're saying most of those people that were abducted, they were taken by family members.

00:46:49.000 But it's still a shitload of people.

00:46:50.000 Yeah, even if it was 200,000.

00:46:52.000 Even if it was 20,000 kids a year get kidnapped.

00:46:55.000 Even if it was 20,000. 0.99

00:46:57.000 Isn't that fucking huge? 0.98

00:46:58.000 If it's 100, it's 20,000. 0.99

00:47:01.000 It's huge.

00:47:01.000 20,000.

00:47:02.000 Yeah.

00:47:03.000 You know, and Sandy Hook was 20. So, and there's 800,000 to a million and people aren't all over that?

00:47:11.000 No one's all over it.

00:47:13.000 Everyone's like, oh, that's what comes, like, it's a conspiracy.

00:47:16.000 I don't think people are aware of it.

00:47:17.000 Exactly, exactly.

00:47:19.000 There's so many statistics.

00:47:20.000 Nobody's aware of it.

00:47:21.000 There's so many statistics when it comes to, like, how many people die in car accidents and how many people are murdered and how many people die of cancer and how many people...

00:47:28.000 There's a lot of statistics to follow.

00:47:30.000 You know when people are, you know, there's been...

00:47:33.000 Over time, you know that there's been a few people that have been suicided, but they're really murdered, but they would call it a suicide. 0.99

00:47:39.000 What were those two recent ones that were connected to Hillary Clinton where people were like, what the fuck? 0.98

00:47:43.000 Yeah, explain that. 0.97

00:47:44.000 What is that?

00:47:45.000 There was two of them.

00:47:46.000 Do you know the ones I'm talking about, Jamie?

00:47:48.000 This is real?

00:47:48.000 This is real about Haiti.

00:47:50.000 There's a Haiti thing going on.

00:47:51.000 There's a Haiti investigation, right?

00:47:53.000 Is this a new one?

00:47:53.000 He was supposed to testify about the money and the Clinton Foundation.

00:47:57.000 I mean, that's what they said.

00:47:58.000 I don't know if he was officially going to testify about that, but they said he was going to at least talk about it.

00:48:01.000 Yeah, there was two dudes that died in the same month in a 30-day period.

00:48:06.000 And they said they got suicided?

00:48:07.000 Yeah, they both killed themselves.

00:48:09.000 They're both on their way to testify.

00:48:11.000 So, who knows?

00:48:12.000 Maybe they were really depressed.

00:48:14.000 Super.

00:48:14.000 Maybe.

00:48:15.000 Maybe.

00:48:16.000 Who are they?

00:48:17.000 Former Haiti government official shoots himself in the head in Miami area hotel.

00:48:21.000 Oh my god, come on.

00:48:22.000 Yeah.

00:48:23.000 And what did he do?

00:48:24.000 What was he doing?

00:48:26.000 He was getting ready to testify, son.

00:48:28.000 Was there another one?

00:48:29.000 Find another one.

00:48:29.000 There was another one that was really recent.

00:48:31.000 It was in the same...

00:48:33.000 Was that July that you just looked at?

00:48:34.000 Yeah, find the other one.

00:48:35.000 There was a girl.

00:48:36.000 It was a female.

00:48:37.000 Was it?

00:48:37.000 Yeah.

00:48:38.000 She was a part of the investigation.

00:48:40.000 Ends up suiciding herself. 1.00

00:48:41.000 It's like an episode of the fucking House of Cards, man. 1.00

00:48:44.000 Isn't that crazy? 0.99

00:48:45.000 So, obviously, who knows? 1.00

00:48:46.000 Maybe they were really depressed and they wanted to shoot their brains out. 0.99

00:48:49.000 Maybe. 1.00

00:48:49.000 We don't know. 1.00

00:48:50.000 We don't know. 1.00

00:48:51.000 But I'm saying there's some fishy shit going on there, right? 1.00

00:48:53.000 It's kind of fishy, right? 1.00

00:48:54.000 Here's the thing.

00:48:54.000 For sure, someone that works for the government has had someone killed.

00:49:01.000 Right?

00:49:01.000 For sure.

00:49:03.000 Even Lyndon B. Johnson was about to be indicted for two murders before JFK got murdered.

00:49:09.000 Let's start from the beginning.

00:49:10.000 Was that true?

00:49:11.000 I believe that.

00:49:12.000 As soon as he becomes president, boom, it's gone.

00:49:15.000 Let's start from the beginning.

00:49:16.000 Okay.

00:49:16.000 For sure, someone, whether it was Nixon or whether it was Theodore Roosevelt or Kennedy, someone at some point in time wanted someone dead.

00:49:27.000 Yeah.

00:49:28.000 And they did it.

00:49:29.000 Yeah.

00:49:29.000 And they pulled it off, right?

00:49:30.000 And the best way to do it is call it a suicide.

00:49:32.000 Right.

00:49:32.000 And make it look not like a suicide because then you're sending a message.

00:49:35.000 Right.

00:49:35.000 They do it on purpose.

00:49:36.000 But here's the question.

00:49:38.000 If we all agree, and I think every reasonable person would agree, that somewhere in government, somewhere at some point in time, someone has ordered someone killed and got away with it.

00:49:46.000 Right?

00:49:47.000 That's so...

00:49:48.000 That's all I'm saying.

00:49:49.000 Not...

00:49:50.000 So then the question is, how many other times?

00:49:52.000 Yeah.

00:49:52.000 How often?

00:49:54.000 Is there a whole culture of it?

00:49:55.000 Did you find that chick who recently got suicided? 0.99

00:49:58.000 But hold on, Eddie.

00:49:59.000 Here's the thing.

00:49:59.000 You got to think of military strikes, right?

00:50:01.000 If you're willing to authorize a military strike, you get to the point where you're willing to say, okay, do it.

00:50:07.000 Like, especially a drone strike?

00:50:08.000 How about that?

00:50:09.000 Like, this is the building, the apartment building.

00:50:10.000 We're 97% sure he's in the building.

00:50:13.000 Do we have the authorization?

00:50:14.000 Like, how many civilians are dealing with?

00:50:16.000 Somewhere in the neighborhood of 30 to 100. Okay, you have my authorization.

00:50:19.000 And they do it.

00:50:20.000 And they launch that.

00:50:20.000 Anytime you do that, if you can do that, if you can press that button and just wipe out a hundred people, including the bad guy, anytime you can do that, well, you just killed a hundred people that didn't do anything wrong.

00:50:32.000 Now, how easy is it going to be to kill some people that you think do a little bit wrong? 0.72

00:50:36.000 Or are annoying? 1.00

00:50:38.000 Or keep fucking with you? 1.00

00:50:40.000 Or like, you know, the Michael Hastings story. 1.00

00:50:42.000 You know that story, don't you?

00:50:44.000 Which one's that?

00:50:44.000 Michael Hastings.

00:50:45.000 Did he get suicided?

00:50:46.000 He was a journalist.

00:50:47.000 Did he commit suicide?

00:50:48.000 Michael Hastings was a journalist who wrote for the Rolling Stone.

00:50:51.000 And he followed around a general.

00:50:53.000 And he got stuck over there.

00:50:55.000 There was something happen.

00:50:57.000 I think it was that volcano that went off, wasn't it?

00:50:59.000 Where they limited air travel for like a month.

00:51:02.000 Anyway, he got stuck over there. 0.99

00:51:04.000 While the volcanoes, they couldn't fly into this shit. 0.98

00:51:07.000 The sky was hazy around this area. 0.98

00:51:10.000 So he stuck around and they got a little loose with him.

00:51:13.000 They were joking around about stuff.

00:51:15.000 And he was making jokes about Obama.

00:51:18.000 And the Rolling Stone reported it.

00:51:21.000 And he wound up getting retired.

00:51:23.000 He retired and stepped down.

00:51:25.000 He had to sort of step down because he was in shame.

00:51:29.000 And after he did that, like, everybody was furious.

00:51:32.000 This reporter, he got a shitload of death threats.

00:51:34.000 Because this guy was a serious general. 1.00

00:51:35.000 And he really knew his shit. 0.99

00:51:37.000 And he was well-respected amongst his troops. 1.00

00:51:39.000 And he had to step down.

00:51:41.000 And he had, like, it put those people in danger.

00:51:44.000 Because this guy had, like, inside track to these people.

00:51:47.000 And they got a little comfortable around him.

00:51:49.000 And they took this one part and put it in this article and made this big story about it.

00:51:52.000 Well, he wound up driving his car into a tree at, like, 120 miles an hour.

00:51:57.000 I wonder how they pulled that off.

00:51:59.000 The car exploded.

00:52:00.000 It's new cars.

00:52:00.000 New cars, apparently, they could take over the car.

00:52:03.000 The car exploded and the engine was launched from the vehicle.

00:52:07.000 The engine blew up and was on the...

00:52:10.000 I forget how far away it was from the car.

00:52:12.000 Fishy, right?

00:52:13.000 Oh, so crazy.

00:52:14.000 Fishing?

00:52:15.000 Who knows?

00:52:16.000 They said...

00:52:17.000 This is the thing they said.

00:52:18.000 They said, oh, well, he had amphetamines in his system.

00:52:21.000 Well, you know why he had amphetamines in his system? 1.00

00:52:24.000 Because he's a fucking writer. 1.00

00:52:25.000 Here's the dirty secret about writers. 1.00

00:52:27.000 They're all on Adderall. 0.91

00:52:29.000 There's a shit ton of them on Adderall.

00:52:32.000 Like if someone's a writer and you got deadlines, you got to be like alert.

00:52:36.000 It's way too easy.

00:52:37.000 I have a good friend who told me that almost all journalists and writers are taking this stuff when they need it.

00:52:44.000 It helps.

00:52:46.000 It absolutely helps.

00:52:47.000 So there's the crash, and there's the engine. 0.96

00:52:50.000 It fucking launched a block away. 0.91

00:52:54.000 And they think that, you know, the conspiracy theory is that they drove him, not only drove him into a tree, but they had set a bomb in his car. 0.99

00:53:02.000 And that it slammed in, the bomb exploded, and the engine launched.

00:53:08.000 Look how far away the engine is.

00:53:09.000 Look at the engine in the upper right-hand corner.

00:53:10.000 There's the car, and look at the engine way up there.

00:53:13.000 It launched.

00:53:15.000 The whole thing's crazy.

00:53:17.000 So what my point was, let me finish my point. 1.00

00:53:19.000 He fucked up. 0.99

00:53:20.000 Even if the conspiracy theory that every now and then, a politician, someone in power, even maybe an entertainer has someone suicided because they're in the elite, they got all the connections and they can get away with it. 1.00

00:53:35.000 Even if that's not true, and that's all bullshit, and every suicide generally is a suicide, even though it looks weird, And they make it look like when you watch that movie, the documentary The Clinton Chronicles on YouTube, 0.53

00:53:50.000 when you watch that, man, man, they make it look obvious to send a message. 0.97

00:53:56.000 Like, listen, we got the corner in our pocket. 1.00

00:53:59.000 You don't want to fuck with us. 0.99

00:54:00.000 We can make anything happen. 1.00

00:54:02.000 No one's going to jail.

00:54:03.000 That's what that is.

00:54:05.000 But that's the conspiracy theory. 0.98

00:54:07.000 But if it's not real, damn, that's a good idea. 0.97

00:54:11.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:54:11.000 Run with that shit. 1.00

00:54:13.000 That's a great idea. 1.00

00:54:14.000 If you're corrupt and you want to hold on to your power and you want to climb up as high as you can in the political world, that's a great idea, right?

00:54:24.000 Own the corner.

00:54:25.000 Go after the corner.

00:54:27.000 Wherever you're mayor, go after the corner.

00:54:31.000 You gotta own them.

00:54:32.000 And then there's evidence that you look at stuff, certain cases, and it's obvious.

00:54:37.000 For certain cases, they fly in a corner, they fly in.

00:54:41.000 It's so shady.

00:54:42.000 But why wouldn't it be, and why wouldn't you believe it?

00:54:45.000 Do you know the best one?

00:54:47.000 The Enron whistleblower who shot himself in the head twice.

00:54:51.000 Shot himself in the head twice.

00:54:52.000 Exactly. 0.76

00:54:53.000 They do that on purpose.

00:54:54.000 That's an obvious sign.

00:54:55.000 If you were a detective...

00:54:57.000 Would you enter a case like that and go, listen, someone got suicided, but it looks fishy?

00:55:01.000 Would you say, nah, it's a suicide.

00:55:03.000 Don't disrespect the family.

00:55:05.000 Just keep it a suicide.

00:55:06.000 They told a suicide. 1.00

00:55:07.000 No, you would want to know what the fuck really happened. 0.99

00:55:10.000 Like if one of your relatives died or whatever, and they said she committed suicide, and you were like... 1.00

00:55:14.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:55:15.000 But then someone you know that knows him said, it wasn't suicide, bro. 1.00

00:55:18.000 Wouldn't you want to know the details?

00:55:20.000 Or would you say, it was a suicide.

00:55:23.000 That's what the cops said.

00:55:24.000 You know what?

00:55:25.000 We should have respect for their soul and their family. 0.99

00:55:27.000 Would you say that or would you say, tell me what the fuck happened? 0.99

00:55:29.000 What do you know? 0.99

00:55:30.000 Right?

00:55:31.000 Yeah.

00:55:31.000 Right?

00:55:31.000 That's natural.

00:55:32.000 If it's her family, fuck yeah. 1.00

00:55:33.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:34.000 So, when it comes to stuff like, you look at Chris Cornell, him and his wife had a foundation, him and Chester were best friends. 0.87

00:55:43.000 The conspiracy theory, I don't know if it's true, but they were gonna, they found out some shit. 0.96

00:55:48.000 I don't want to hear this, man. 1.00

00:55:48.000 They found out some shit. 1.00

00:55:49.000 Let's be respectful. 1.00

00:55:51.000 No.

00:55:51.000 Like, we don't know.

00:55:52.000 I don't know.

00:55:52.000 I'm just, I'm not naming any names.

00:55:54.000 Okay, but let's- But you gotta look into it.

00:55:56.000 It's- But this guy just died, man. 0.99

00:55:58.000 I just don't think this is shit to speculate on. 0.98

00:56:01.000 Dude, that's why you should speculate it when you find out the connection and the way they died. 0.99

00:56:08.000 They made it...

00:56:08.000 Chris Cornell had nine broken ribs and a gash in the back of his head.

00:56:13.000 He did?

00:56:14.000 Yes.

00:56:14.000 And they said the official story is from the CPR. He was already dead when they got there, and they break nine ribs during CPR, and there's a gash behind his head.

00:56:23.000 There's a gash behind his head when they cut him loose, and he bangs his head off the ground?

00:56:26.000 And he's hanging off one of those exercise rubber bands.

00:56:31.000 So you think someone killed him? 0.99

00:56:33.000 When you look at the evidence, you're like, holy shit, he looked like he was murdered. 0.99

00:56:38.000 And then Chester dies the exact same way. 0.98

00:56:42.000 Okay, dude, let's not do this, man.

00:56:43.000 I don't want to even do this.

00:56:44.000 I don't even want to do this.

00:56:45.000 Okay, alright.

00:56:48.000 Okay.

00:56:48.000 I'm just looking into it because I love Chester.

00:56:50.000 I love Chester.

00:56:51.000 I love Lincoln Park.

00:56:52.000 Who got you into Lincoln Park?

00:56:53.000 I got you into Lincoln Park.

00:56:54.000 I don't want to talk about conspiracy theories involving this guy's death, especially when he just died.

00:56:59.000 It just seems so disrespectful.

00:57:02.000 No, he's one of my favorite singers of all time.

00:57:04.000 I understand, but if he really did just kill himself, like it seems so disrespectful to speculate that he was murdered because of some conspiracy theory.

00:57:12.000 I don't know what the case is, but I don't even want to talk about it.

00:57:15.000 All right, all right.

00:57:16.000 But do you know what I'm saying?

00:57:17.000 You know what?

00:57:18.000 I said enough.

00:57:19.000 I don't need to say no more.

00:57:20.000 I don't want to get into trouble, but I'm just...

00:57:23.000 I'm not trying to put anybody in jail.

00:57:25.000 I love Linkin Park.

00:57:26.000 I love Chester.

00:57:27.000 I love Chris Cornell.

00:57:29.000 Are you kidding?

00:57:30.000 Soundgarden?

00:57:30.000 I understand.

00:57:30.000 I just feel like you should really know what the fuck you're talking about when you talk about people that have killed themselves.

00:57:35.000 We were just talking about suicides. 0.99

00:57:37.000 We were just talking about how people get suicided.

00:57:39.000 We were just talking about the Haiti thing.

00:57:40.000 I don't think that's what that is though.

00:57:41.000 When you look at what they were into, they were into that.

00:57:44.000 They were into fighting that.

00:57:47.000 And when you look at exactly how...

00:57:49.000 But they were also severely depressed. 0.99

00:57:49.000 There was also a lot of psychological shit going on. 0.99

00:57:52.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:57:52.000 I don't know, man. 0.99

00:57:53.000 I don't know why people kill themselves, period.

00:57:55.000 You know?

00:57:55.000 I don't know why.

00:57:56.000 But wouldn't you want to know if there was some serious...

00:57:57.000 But they do, right? 1.00

00:57:58.000 There was some fishy shit. 0.99

00:57:59.000 Yeah, maybe I'll look into it. 1.00

00:58:00.000 There's some fishy shit. 0.99

00:58:01.000 Maybe I won't talk about it until whatever the fuck reality has been brought to the surface. 1.00

00:58:06.000 We were talking about trillions being missing. 0.99

00:58:09.000 We're talking about all these crazy suicides.

00:58:11.000 We're talking about all that.

00:58:12.000 And then this is insane?

00:58:14.000 This goes right with whatever we're talking about?

00:58:16.000 I just feel like the dude just died.

00:58:17.000 This is when you should bring it up.

00:58:18.000 Not later when everyone forgets about it.

00:58:20.000 I don't know any facts.

00:58:22.000 So when you're bringing it up like this, it sounds crazy.

00:58:24.000 Okay, okay.

00:58:25.000 Alright.

00:58:26.000 I get it.

00:58:27.000 I get it.

00:58:27.000 He probably did it himself.

00:58:30.000 He could have very well easily have done it himself.

00:58:33.000 And the whole thing is just connecting them to some conspiracy without like a deep understanding.

00:58:38.000 Because I care about them.

00:58:39.000 Because I care about them.

00:58:40.000 Without a deep understanding of the actual facts.

00:58:41.000 I care about them.

00:58:42.000 I care about them.

00:58:43.000 I understand you do.

00:58:44.000 I believe you.

00:58:45.000 You don't know how deep my understanding is.

00:58:46.000 I believe you.

00:58:47.000 Dude, you don't know how deep my understanding is.

00:58:48.000 You have no idea.

00:58:49.000 Well, I would assume that you weren't there when it happened.

00:58:50.000 I didn't just make this up.

00:58:51.000 No, but I've looked into it.

00:58:52.000 Well, I'd assume you don't know who was trying to kill him.

00:58:55.000 I assume you weren't there.

00:58:56.000 I assume that you don't know it as a fact.

00:58:58.000 I would assume you would trust me that I looked into it.

00:59:00.000 I'm sure you have, man.

00:59:02.000 I'm sure you have.

00:59:03.000 I just...

00:59:03.000 Just me personally, I feel very sensitive about that stuff.

00:59:07.000 No, I get it.

00:59:08.000 I totally get it.

00:59:09.000 Let's change the subject.

00:59:10.000 Let's get into the UFC. Damian Maia, Tyrod Woodley.

00:59:15.000 Tyron.

00:59:16.000 Tyron.

00:59:16.000 I always say Tyrod.

00:59:18.000 Tyron.

00:59:19.000 Tyron.

00:59:19.000 Tyron Woodley.

00:59:22.000 People thought that was a boring match, but for me there was tremendous data in MMA. The fact like Damien Mai goes down to 170. At 170 he takes everybody down.

00:59:33.000 He's taking college wrestlers down left and right, but could he take down Tyron?

00:59:39.000 I thought he was going to hit a wall there, and he did.

00:59:43.000 How are you going to take that dude down?

00:59:44.000 It's going to be very, very hard to take him down.

00:59:47.000 So what I learned from that is, man, you've got to get really good at shooting and doing what Paul Sass is an expert at.

00:59:55.000 Paul Sass is the best ever I've ever seen in MMA at making pulling guard option one.

01:00:02.000 Just made it not option three.

01:00:03.000 I always talk about the third option I would want my fighter to have the best stand-up possible the best takedowns possible get on top Grounded pound and submit them beat them on the feet of your beat on beating them, but If you're getting beat on the feet and you can't take the guy down, you better know how to pull guard.

01:00:20.000 You've got to know how to drag dudes down unorthodox ways, not just the regular wrestling way, because you're going to hit Tyrod Woodley.

01:00:26.000 You've got to throw some Flying Minaris on him. 1.00

01:00:28.000 You've got to shoot deep enough just to get a slight clinch and have something you're going to jump on, not continue with the traditional wrestling.

01:00:34.000 You've got to shoot, pull half guard, just like Andre Galvao did.

01:00:38.000 He fought MMA a few times. 0.98

01:00:40.000 That's all he did, is shoot.

01:00:41.000 Dude sprawled, he just pulled half guard, boom, he got up, double underhooks, got the back.

01:00:45.000 You gotta get creative.

01:00:47.000 The way Noguera beat Tim Sylvia way back in the day, Tim Sylvia could not get taken down.

01:00:52.000 He was too tall.

01:00:53.000 He had an awesome reach.

01:00:55.000 Noguera was getting clipped.

01:00:56.000 He couldn't take down Tim Sylvia.

01:00:58.000 What did he do?

01:00:59.000 He shot the best he could, and when Tim Sylvia countered, He pulled half guard, he ended up in deep half, and boom, with the momentum, got up!

01:01:10.000 Swept him, so it was an indirect, unorthodox takedown is what happened.

01:01:13.000 If you shoot, pull guard, and then sweep, that's a takedown.

01:01:16.000 You end up in the same place.

01:01:17.000 So he went around the wall, and he ended up guillotining him, put a guillotine from the top.

01:01:25.000 You've got to have that And you know what?

01:01:29.000 He was pulling guard before.

01:01:30.000 Damian Maia did pull guard before.

01:01:32.000 Early in his career.

01:01:33.000 Tyron just wasn't having it.

01:01:35.000 That wasn't an option.

01:01:36.000 Tyron's takedown defense was so good.

01:01:40.000 That was the last option.

01:01:42.000 I'm not talking about traditional takedowns.

01:01:43.000 I'm talking about the art.

01:01:45.000 Watch Paul Sass.

01:01:46.000 He would take deep shots. 1.00

01:01:47.000 You can't just sit on your butt. 0.89

01:01:49.000 I think really what it's going to take with a guy like Tyron Woodley is you're going to have to get a wrestler who's an elite, high-caliber wrestler. 0.97

01:01:57.000 That's going to be able to figure out how to take him down. 0.95

01:01:58.000 I don't think like a regular dude like Damien Mai, who's not a regular dude, who's a world-class grappler.

01:02:04.000 But did you hear Dominic Cruz's criticism of his takedown attempts?

01:02:08.000 That he wasn't following through enough and what he was saying technically was wrong about his approach?

01:02:12.000 Yeah.

01:02:13.000 You know, I think that if it was a real world-class grappler, you know, a real, you know, top-of-the-food-chain Amateur wrestler.

01:02:22.000 But at 170, he's taking everybody down.

01:02:24.000 He looks like the best wrestler.

01:02:26.000 And what he said about the fence, because most of Damien Maia's takedowns, a lot of them, anyways, are against the fence.

01:02:32.000 He's really good at going double under hooks and doing some inside trips or outside trips. 0.98

01:02:38.000 Tyron defended all that shit. 0.99

01:02:39.000 But you know what else Tyron did? 1.00

01:02:41.000 He clipped him with a huge uppercut in the very first exchange. 0.97

01:02:44.000 The very first time Damien tried to close the distance, Tyron hit him with a vicious uppercut and he fucked his left eye up. 0.99

01:02:50.000 Damien's left eye was fucked up from the very first exchange. 0.98

01:02:52.000 When Damien shot low, Tyron hit him with a hard uppercut and just his eye immediately swole up and it was fucked for the rest of the fight. 0.97

01:03:00.000 So I think that played a factor too. 0.94

01:03:02.000 Just Tyron's game plan was...

01:03:05.000 In a lot of people's eyes, wasn't fun to watch.

01:03:08.000 That was the problem.

01:03:09.000 And Dana felt like he should have finished him.

01:03:11.000 And Tyron, his thought was, look, this is this guy's...

01:03:15.000 It's his...

01:03:17.000 My goal is to win the title.

01:03:18.000 You gotta come and try to beat me and win the title.

01:03:21.000 If I'm beating you, why don't I just keep doing what I'm doing and continue winning the fight?

01:03:26.000 You can't do anything.

01:03:26.000 But if I change tactics and make myself more vulnerable, and he said he did get hit by a left hand or a couple left hands that stunned him, I guess his attitude was, look, if this guy wants to win the title, he's gotta come and get it.

01:03:37.000 And if he comes get it, I'm gonna knock him the fuck out.

01:03:39.000 And if he doesn't come and get it, why would I go after him and put myself out of position? 0.93

01:03:45.000 I would coach Woodley the exact same way.

01:03:47.000 I would be yelling from the corner, just keep doing what you're doing. 0.98

01:03:50.000 One fucked up exchange and he gets a shot in and takes him down and trips him. 0.99

01:03:55.000 He tries to get up on his knees, jumps on his back in that little scramble. 1.00

01:03:59.000 One little scramble like that, You just fucked your whole shit up. 1.00

01:04:02.000 Damien is not the best puncher in the world, but he's not the worst either. 1.00

01:04:06.000 He can fuck you up. 0.99

01:04:08.000 If you make a mistake, and if you rush in, and maybe he's reserved more energy than you think he has, and he fires a very fast straight left hand and catches you on the chin, he could fuck you up. 1.00

01:04:17.000 He could fuck anybody up. 0.99

01:04:18.000 He's not incompetent on the feet. 0.99

01:04:20.000 He's just not at the same level as Tyron, and he doesn't have the same movement.

01:04:24.000 Do you think Damien should...

01:04:27.000 What if Damien had kicks more like, maybe not exactly like, but more in the vein of Edson Barbosa or a Yair Rodriguez?

01:04:35.000 Wouldn't that be a whole other dimension?

01:04:37.000 Well, it doesn't even have to be like that.

01:04:38.000 How about just like Pedro Hizzo?

01:04:40.000 Just attack the legs. 0.99

01:04:41.000 Just make the legs...

01:04:43.000 He's not doing that, right?

01:04:44.000 No, very little.

01:04:44.000 He's just boxing.

01:04:45.000 Well, Dominic brought it up one time during the broadcast because he's like, I want to see Damien throw a high kick, a left high kick.

01:04:50.000 I go, yeah, but I go, have you ever seen Damien throw a left high kick?

01:04:54.000 And he's like, I don't know.

01:04:55.000 I'm like, I don't know if I have either.

01:04:56.000 I don't know if he's ever done it.

01:04:57.000 I'm not disagreeing with you, but I'm saying I don't think I've ever seen him try it.

01:05:02.000 I think he's such a specialist.

01:05:05.000 His specialty is just get you to the ground, strangle you. 0.99

01:05:08.000 I would suggest, I don't know, I ain't shit, but I would like to see Damien Maia to his arsenal, adding more kicks, adding more weapons. 0.99

01:05:16.000 Like, why not? 0.98

01:05:17.000 For sure. 0.98

01:05:18.000 But even if he did, the problem is Tyron is just so fucking strong and so good at stuffing takedowns and he hits so goddamn hard. 0.93

01:05:28.000 You have to be on him and you've got to figure out how to actually get him to the ground and have full control of him and good luck with all that. 0.88

01:05:36.000 Remember Noguera versus Mark Coleman?

01:05:39.000 Mark Coleman wasn't planning on going to the ground with Noguera at all.

01:05:44.000 This was at the height of pride.

01:05:46.000 Mark Coleman's plan was to box with him and use his wrestling to not go to the ground.

01:05:53.000 That was the plan the whole way through.

01:05:55.000 I'm going to box this Noguera guy. 1.00

01:05:57.000 He's got an amazing guard, amazing jujitsu, and he ain't going to take me down. 0.97

01:06:02.000 I fucking wrestled at Columbus. 0.95

01:06:03.000 What happened? 0.99

01:06:04.000 Did Noguera take him down? 1.00

01:06:06.000 Fuck no, he didn't. 1.00

01:06:07.000 You know what he did? 1.00

01:06:08.000 He's like, people who can throw high kicks and a lot of head kicks usually don't because they're afraid of going to the ground.

01:06:15.000 All the guys that could do that, but guys that want to be on the ground and don't mind being on their back and are dangerous off their back and are known for having a dangerous guard like Noguera, they could throw all the high kicks they want.

01:06:26.000 And that's exactly what Noguera did.

01:06:27.000 He started throwing high kicks, whizzing by Mark Coleman's head.

01:06:31.000 And then one just barely nipped his forehead. 1.00

01:06:34.000 So Mark Coleman just snapped into wrestling and said, Fuck these baseball bats. 1.00

01:06:38.000 I'm going to ground and pound this motherfucker and take my chances in his guard. 1.00

01:06:43.000 He took him down. 1.00

01:06:44.000 He got triangled.

01:06:45.000 Yeah, that was the glory days of jiu-jitsu. 1.00

01:06:48.000 Do you remember that shit? 0.99

01:06:48.000 When we had a heavyweight champion. 0.99

01:06:50.000 Yeah.

01:06:50.000 Remember that?

01:06:51.000 Yeah.

01:06:51.000 Dude.

01:06:52.000 It was a triangle armbar.

01:06:53.000 Dude, you were a brown belt back then. 1.00

01:06:57.000 Yeah, that's how we got the fight to the ground is by throwing head kicks and scaring the motherfucker. 0.99

01:07:03.000 You know, Cowboy used to do that a lot. 0.99

01:07:07.000 Cowboy has a nasty guard.

01:07:09.000 And one of the reasons why his guard is, I mean, one of the reasons why he's so loose with his kicks, because he doesn't mind if you take him down. 0.99

01:07:15.000 If you take him down, he ties shit up quick. 0.94

01:07:16.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

01:07:17.000 That's what Vinny Magalas throws head kicks.

01:07:19.000 Yeah.

01:07:19.000 Vinny throws head kicks all the time because his guard is super dangerous.

01:07:23.000 Insane. 0.95

01:07:23.000 His guard's insane. 0.95

01:07:24.000 You jump in his guard, you know, there's like 40, 50% chance you're going to tap. 0.92

01:07:28.000 Yeah, his guard's insane.

01:07:30.000 Yeah, he just, he did an EBI maybe like eight months ago.

01:07:35.000 He pulled off some beautiful rubber guard, man. 1.00

01:07:37.000 He looked like a fucking ninja. 1.00

01:07:40.000 Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:07:41.000 Benny's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:07:43.000 He's got a crazy athletic frame, too. 1.00

01:07:46.000 You know, he's like, he's built like this gigantic superhero type character.

01:07:51.000 He's a huge dude, but he's built like a big, small dude. 0.99

01:07:54.000 And he's all handsome and shit. 0.99

01:07:56.000 He's right up there with Alan Jo Bowne. 0.99

01:07:57.000 Beautiful, man.

01:07:58.000 He's right there.

01:07:59.000 I would put him right there.

01:08:00.000 But don't you think, like, when you look at, like, his proportions and the way he moves, he's almost like a...

01:08:04.000 You know, a lot of big guys, like...

01:08:06.000 They look like big guys.

01:08:08.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:08:09.000 Like a perfect example would be like that dude that just submitted Travis Brown.

01:08:15.000 Was it Olenek?

01:08:16.000 Is that how you say it?

01:08:17.000 The guy that got that Ezekiel choke off his back?

01:08:22.000 Yes, off his back.

01:08:23.000 That guy.

01:08:23.000 He just beat Travis Brown.

01:08:25.000 What did he get him?

01:08:26.000 An arm triangle?

01:08:26.000 He got him in like a rear naked choke on the side.

01:08:28.000 Oh, that's right. 0.98

01:08:29.000 He does crazy. 0.99

01:08:30.000 Dude, his squeeze must be insane. 0.94

01:08:33.000 Oh my... 0.99

01:08:34.000 He's probably just known in his gym as like, dude, he's going to get a hold of your neck and just smash it.

01:08:39.000 Dude, he's a spooky good grappler.

01:08:41.000 You'd see when he gets a hold of guys that he's putting a crusher squeeze on them.

01:08:46.000 People don't understand what he did.

01:08:47.000 He let a guy mound him and he choked the guy while the guy was on top of him. 0.99

01:08:52.000 That is insane and unheard of.

01:08:55.000 He was mounded.

01:08:55.000 He was mounted, which means it's one of the worst positions you could ever be in in MMA. The guy's on top of you.

01:09:01.000 His hips are above your hips. 0.95

01:09:02.000 He's pinning you to the ground.

01:09:04.000 And this guy choked the guy from the bottom. 0.95

01:09:06.000 It never happens.

01:09:07.000 It never happens.

01:09:08.000 The fact that he could do it...

01:09:10.000 I mean, here we can see it here.

01:09:12.000 How do you say his name?

01:09:14.000 Is it Vasily?

01:09:15.000 Alexey.

01:09:16.000 Alexey, that's right.

01:09:17.000 Alexey Olenek.

01:09:19.000 So he's just ragdolling Travis here, and he gets his back, and look at this. 0.56

01:09:23.000 He's got a rear naked on the side with the body scissors. 0.86

01:09:26.000 Look how he's squeezing the body and just smushing him so he can't breathe. 0.57

01:09:29.000 He's got him in a lockdown across the body.

01:09:31.000 Yeah, and then he gets the neck.

01:09:33.000 He's under the neck just sort of like a sideways rear naked choke.

01:09:37.000 The other one he did is even crazier.

01:09:39.000 When you see him submit the guy from the bottom with an Ezekiel choke. 0.57

01:09:43.000 See, that kind of guy, that looks like a big guy.

01:09:45.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:09:46.000 He looks like a big guy.

01:09:48.000 Vinny Magalese looks like a welterweight that's 6'3", for some strange reason.

01:09:51.000 And 230 pounds.

01:09:54.000 Is he fighting MMA anymore, or is he just going to do jiu-jitsu?

01:09:57.000 I'm not sure.

01:09:58.000 I'm not sure.

01:09:59.000 He's going to come back and do the absolute.

01:10:01.000 EBI absolute's going to be at the Onyx. 1.00

01:10:04.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

01:10:05.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

01:10:06.000 This is crazy. 1.00

01:10:07.000 Who the fuck does that? 1.00

01:10:08.000 Watch him do that again. 1.00

01:10:09.000 No one's ever done that.

01:10:10.000 Back that up again.

01:10:11.000 People are gonna try it now.

01:10:12.000 So go all the way to the beginning.

01:10:14.000 So the guy gets mount And he thinks he's got it.

01:10:20.000 Like, oh, I got the mount here.

01:10:21.000 And he just sinks this in.

01:10:22.000 And look how tight he makes this.

01:10:23.000 This is crazy. 0.99

01:10:24.000 Just a rear naked choke into the throat. 1.00

01:10:26.000 Yeah, it's crazy. 0.99

01:10:28.000 Dude, that seems legit. 1.00

01:10:29.000 Fuck yeah, it's legit. 0.99

01:10:30.000 It's 100% legit. 1.00

01:10:31.000 I think that's super legit.

01:10:33.000 Yeah, if you look at the way the arms are folding up here, I mean, that's not a goon, right? 1.00

01:10:38.000 That's all torque.

01:10:39.000 That's a front naked choke. 1.00

01:10:40.000 Fuck yeah, it is. 1.00

01:10:42.000 It's all like real leverage. 1.00

01:10:43.000 You know how you could tell if a guy goons somebody? 0.89

01:10:46.000 They're just crushing their head?

01:10:47.000 That's not a goon. 0.99

01:10:48.000 That's all squeeze right there.

01:10:49.000 Yeah, and it's fitting in like keys, right?

01:10:53.000 It's fitting in there perfect.

01:10:54.000 Dude, your squeeze has to be super high level to choke someone while being mounted.

01:10:59.000 Good lord.

01:11:00.000 Good lord.

01:11:01.000 How many people have that?

01:11:03.000 See, this Tyron Woodley thing is very tricky because in my mind, I see that he wanted to win the fight, period.

01:11:12.000 That is the best way to win the fight.

01:11:13.000 If this guy is only offering a certain amount of offense and you could stuff that offense and land your shots and continue to pile up points, which he did, and don't ever put yourself at risk.

01:11:22.000 I get it.

01:11:24.000 But I also get the Dana White point of view, where he's like, you've got to sell tickets.

01:11:28.000 Like, people are paying to see you fight.

01:11:29.000 And if people are holding up cell phones and swinging them through the rafters, you know, because everybody's bored because they don't want to watch it anymore.

01:11:36.000 And his thought is, look, you've got to sell tickets.

01:11:38.000 Hey, who's the greatest takedown artist in UFC history?

01:11:42.000 George St. Pierre.

01:11:43.000 George St. Pierre versus Woodley.

01:11:45.000 Yeah, but Woodley, apparently, because of this fight, they're talking about GSP versus Bisping now.

01:11:53.000 Oh, they gotta go to Woodley.

01:11:54.000 Come on, that's the only guy.

01:11:55.000 If GSP can't take Woodley down, nobody can.

01:11:58.000 But what if they just tried to take each other down back and forth and everybody went crazy again?

01:12:01.000 What if GSP took him down repeatedly?

01:12:04.000 What if he didn't?

01:12:05.000 That'd be great too.

01:12:06.000 But what if he did?

01:12:08.000 Either way.

01:12:08.000 I want to see the fight.

01:12:09.000 Either way.

01:12:09.000 That would be the fight right there.

01:12:11.000 Because Woodley has a style.

01:12:14.000 Some people don't like it.

01:12:15.000 Some people like it.

01:12:16.000 Some people appreciate it.

01:12:17.000 Or whatever.

01:12:18.000 But the only guy that has a shot to beat Woodley, the only guy would be the best takedown, best MMA takedown artist of all time.

01:12:27.000 He has like a million takedowns in the UFC. He's the only guy that would be able to.

01:12:31.000 If GSP can't do it, no one can.

01:12:33.000 He's also a very good striker.

01:12:35.000 Yeah.

01:12:35.000 Very good striker.

01:12:37.000 He throws leg kicks.

01:12:38.000 This is what you'd have.

01:12:39.000 GSP saying, like, we gotta go to the pro wrestling angle.

01:12:42.000 You know, I'm tired of sitting at home watching boring fights.

01:12:47.000 That was a bad GSP impression.

01:12:49.000 But him saying, like, enough already, I want my time.

01:12:52.000 It's not like Arnold.

01:12:53.000 Can he make 170 without IVs?

01:12:57.000 I don't know.

01:12:58.000 Bisping's at 185. That's kind of weird.

01:13:00.000 Is he saying, man, it's going to be too hard to make 170 without the IVs?

01:13:03.000 I think he was willing to fight either fight.

01:13:05.000 I think he was willing to do 170 or 185. Dude, Woodley GSP would be huge.

01:13:09.000 That would be the biggest fight for Woodley.

01:13:12.000 I'm not impressed with your performance.

01:13:13.000 That's the biggest fight for Woodley.

01:13:14.000 Because who else is there?

01:13:16.000 At 170 that has a chance of taking him down.

01:13:19.000 Well, Robbie Lawler, since he just won, you would have to look at Robbie as being one of the top contenders.

01:13:24.000 Yeah, he would just brawl with him.

01:13:25.000 He's willing to brawl with him.

01:13:26.000 That's the only way you're going to beat him.

01:13:27.000 If he can avoid the big bomb that he got hit with in the first fight.

01:13:30.000 Yeah.

01:13:31.000 And you've got to think, Robbie Lawler is coming off of five-round war with Rory McDonald, five-round war with Carlos Condit, war with Johnny Hendricks, war, war, war, war.

01:13:44.000 It's all war. 0.99

01:13:45.000 Every fight he's in is fucking war. 0.99

01:13:47.000 So I think that him having that year off was giant. 0.99

01:13:52.000 And then he fought Cowboy, and towards the end he was coming after Cowboy.

01:13:55.000 He was hurting Cowboy to the body.

01:13:57.000 He hit Cowboy with some big shots.

01:13:58.000 I felt like a lot of people disagreed with that decision, but I felt like I gave Robby the first round because he jumped all over Cowboy in the beginning.

01:14:05.000 I think it was enough to win the round, although I think Cowboy was getting the better of the exchanges towards the end.

01:14:11.000 I still think the volume of it and the impact went to Robby.

01:14:14.000 The second round went to Cowboy pretty big.

01:14:17.000 Then Robbie rallied in the third round, and I think he dominated the third round, and I think he hurt Cowboy a few times.

01:14:22.000 I think that would have been an amazing five-round fight.

01:14:25.000 That would have been an incredible fight.

01:14:25.000 I don't even remember who won the fight.

01:14:27.000 Robbie won.

01:14:28.000 Very close decision.

01:14:29.000 I think it was a split decision.

01:14:30.000 I saw the fight, but my brain is scrambled.

01:14:34.000 It was a great fight.

01:14:35.000 It was a great fight.

01:14:36.000 Both gave, both took.

01:14:37.000 It was war.

01:14:38.000 It was chaos.

01:14:39.000 You know, and Cowboy definitely caught him with some clean shots.

01:14:43.000 He hit him with some real good knees to the body as well. 0.99

01:14:45.000 Cowboy landed a lot of great shit, but, you know, Robbie looked like Robbie again. 0.99

01:14:49.000 He looked like the Robbie Lawler that won the title. 1.00

01:14:51.000 He looked like a killer.

01:14:52.000 He looked like the same spooky dude that just keeps coming after you until he puts you away. 0.55

01:14:56.000 That's what he looked like in the third round.

01:14:58.000 Third round in particular really looked like he was falling back into the old groove again.

01:15:02.000 So there's him, you know.

01:15:03.000 I think Man, it's crazy seeing Rory McDonald over in Bellator looking better than ever.

01:15:09.000 Looking better than ever. 0.99

01:15:11.000 When he took down Paul Daly, he cracked Paul on the feet, didn't get hit with shit, took Paul down and strangled the shit out of him. 0.99

01:15:18.000 And the way he did it, you watch it, you go, whoa. 0.99

01:15:21.000 Rory McDonald might be the best welterweight on the planet.

01:15:24.000 He might right be there.

01:15:26.000 You've got to remember, he beat Tyron Woodley.

01:15:28.000 Remember that fight?

01:15:29.000 I don't remember it.

01:15:30.000 Rory shut him down.

01:15:31.000 Shut down that big overhand right. 1.00

01:15:32.000 What year was that?

01:15:33.000 Kept him pressed against the cage.

01:15:34.000 Was that recent?

01:15:34.000 Not that long ago.

01:15:35.000 Maybe, if I had a guess, 2015?

01:15:38.000 I think he fought Tyron Woodley before he fought Robbie Lawler.

01:15:42.000 I think it was one of those elimination fights.

01:15:43.000 Woodley, that was a decision?

01:15:45.000 Yeah, he beat Woodley by decision.

01:15:46.000 And he also beat Damian Maia.

01:15:48.000 And he survived being mounted by Damian Maia in the first round. 0.99

01:15:51.000 Damian took him down, mounted him, he defended, and then he fucked Damian up in the second and the third rounds. 0.99

01:15:55.000 And he's still peaking. 0.99

01:15:56.000 Dude, he's like 26. Yeah.

01:15:58.000 He's one of the best in the world.

01:16:00.000 Without a doubt, he might be the best.

01:16:02.000 Without a doubt.

01:16:02.000 It bums me out seeing him over at Bellator.

01:16:05.000 I think that kid is sensational.

01:16:07.000 Is Kelvin coming back down to 170?

01:16:09.000 What do you think?

01:16:10.000 I think he can make it, for sure.

01:16:12.000 I think if Kelvin had the kind of discipline that Chris Weidman has to get down to 85, Chris Weidman's a huge guy.

01:16:18.000 Yeah.

01:16:18.000 He has to have real discipline to make that 185-pound limit.

01:16:22.000 I mean, he has to really watch his cow.

01:16:23.000 What does he walk around at?

01:16:24.000 I would like to know.

01:16:26.000 It's well north of 200 pounds, though.

01:16:28.000 He's a big guy.

01:16:29.000 According to Ray Longo and Matt Serra, they're like, Chris is on the big side of 85. He could easily be on the small side of 205. What do you think about these new weight classes?

01:16:40.000 The athletic commissions, now they're going to add 65, 75, 95, and I think 220. Was it 225, too?

01:16:48.000 The UFC gonna do this?

01:16:49.000 I don't know.

01:16:49.000 I don't know if the UFC's gonna do it, but I think they should.

01:16:51.000 I think they should go every 10 pounds.

01:16:53.000 Not every 5 pounds, but every 10 pounds.

01:16:55.000 I like it the way it is.

01:16:57.000 Do you?

01:16:57.000 I like it just...

01:16:58.000 It makes sense.

01:16:59.000 It makes sense, but...

01:17:01.000 I think there's enough fighters.

01:17:03.000 I don't think we need it.

01:17:04.000 It makes sense.

01:17:05.000 I don't mind the big jumps.

01:17:07.000 Really?

01:17:07.000 Find your spot.

01:17:08.000 We don't need more.

01:17:09.000 It'll just be...

01:17:09.000 I don't know.

01:17:11.000 At this point, I think you keep it the way it is.

01:17:13.000 But...

01:17:14.000 Who knows what they're gonna do?

01:17:15.000 I don't agree.

01:17:16.000 I think we need more weight classes.

01:17:18.000 I think there's too big of jumps. 0.98

01:17:20.000 I think the jump of like 185 to 205 is fucking crazy. 0.84

01:17:24.000 That's a 20 pound jump. 0.97

01:17:25.000 That's huge.

01:17:26.000 The difference between a guy who's 185 and a guy who's 205 is significant. 0.96

01:17:30.000 The amount of power that guy has over the 85 pounder is fucking huge. 0.92

01:17:34.000 Find your spot. 0.97

01:17:34.000 There's too many tweeners like Diego Sanchez. 0.97

01:17:38.000 Diego Sanchez is probably a 65-er.

01:17:40.000 Maybe a little too small for 70, maybe too big for 55. I think there's a few of those guys.

01:17:44.000 He's gotten down to 45. I know.

01:17:46.000 Not good, though.

01:17:47.000 I mean, not fought like the Diego Sanchez of old.

01:17:50.000 I don't think he can sustain himself.

01:17:51.000 Yeah, I think he should stay.

01:17:52.000 55 is the spot.

01:17:53.000 Yeah.

01:17:55.000 If you could let him fight at 65, he'd have all his energy.

01:17:58.000 It makes sense, what you're saying?

01:18:00.000 And I get it.

01:18:01.000 Totally makes sense.

01:18:02.000 It's just fighting.

01:18:03.000 It's just fighting.

01:18:04.000 It's not diluted.

01:18:05.000 We got enough.

01:18:06.000 We don't need more.

01:18:07.000 Everything doesn't have to be all systematically fair.

01:18:10.000 I don't think that's the case.

01:18:11.000 I don't think we have enough.

01:18:12.000 I think we could have room for more champions.

01:18:14.000 I think we'd have more super fights.

01:18:16.000 We'd have more guys rise to the top of the division and it would be easier to match them up.

01:18:20.000 It's way easier to match up a 75 with an 85 than it is to match up a 70 with an 85 or 55 with an 85. It's just like the gaps are too big.

01:18:29.000 I think we have too much already. 0.99

01:18:30.000 I think it's hard to keep track of shit the way it is. 0.99

01:18:35.000 Maybe. 0.99

01:18:35.000 There's an argument for that, I guess. 0.99

01:18:37.000 I don't know.

01:18:38.000 I like it though.

01:18:38.000 I think it gives people more options and I think heavyweights, for sure, gives them more options.

01:18:43.000 I would also like to see a super heavyweight division.

01:18:45.000 I would like to see a full-on freak show.

01:18:47.000 I want to see The Mountain from Game of Thrones.

01:18:49.000 I want to see that guy learn how to fight. 0.99

01:18:51.000 He's like 330 fucking pounds. 1.00

01:18:53.000 You know that guy that picks up those stone balls and shit? 1.00

01:18:56.000 Do you know what I'm talking about? 1.00

01:18:57.000 Carries cars.

01:18:58.000 He's one of those dudes.

01:18:59.000 How big is he?

01:19:00.000 Giant! 0.88

01:19:01.000 How tall is he?

01:19:02.000 6'8", something like that.

01:19:03.000 White guy? 0.84

01:19:03.000 Yeah. 0.84

01:19:04.000 Viking.

01:19:04.000 Straight Viking.

01:19:05.000 Long hair?

01:19:06.000 Beard?

01:19:06.000 No, he's got a beard.

01:19:07.000 Yeah.

01:19:08.000 He's like one of those Iceland guys, I think.

01:19:09.000 Sweden or Iceland?

01:19:11.000 One of them Viking characters.

01:19:12.000 How big is that mountain dude?

01:19:14.000 There's a video of him sparring with Conor McGregor.

01:19:16.000 It's hilarious.

01:19:17.000 He's 6'9".

01:19:19.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:19:22.000 What in the fuck is that? 0.99

01:19:23.000 Is there a picture of him? 0.99

01:19:24.000 Jesus Christ.

01:19:26.000 He weighs 380 pounds.

01:19:28.000 386 pounds.

01:19:28.000 Is there a video of him picking up cars?

01:19:31.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of videos of him doing shit. 1.00

01:19:34.000 Here, watch him. 1.00

01:19:35.000 That's him.

01:19:36.000 See if they have some videos of him doing his workouts. 0.99

01:19:39.000 His workouts are fucking insane. 0.97

01:19:41.000 Or in some sort of strongman competition. 0.99

01:19:45.000 Go back.

01:19:46.000 Go back to the screen you just had.

01:19:48.000 Scroll down to that Conor McGregor video.

01:19:51.000 The screen you just had.

01:19:53.000 That's it right there.

01:19:54.000 See Conor McGregor versus the mountain?

01:19:57.000 Look how much bigger he is. 1.00

01:19:58.000 Holy shit! 1.00

01:19:59.000 And Conor's playing around with him, sparring with him. 1.00

01:20:01.000 Look at the size of this guy.

01:20:04.000 And Conor's like slapping him in the stomach.

01:20:10.000 And he's like, come on, I'm gonna grab ya.

01:20:13.000 Look, he's trying to grab him.

01:20:16.000 Dude.

01:20:17.000 Oh! 0.60

01:20:19.000 Look at this.

01:20:23.000 He's like, come on, man.

01:20:25.000 He's getting tired.

01:20:27.000 He's getting tired. 0.99

01:20:29.000 Damn, Conor wanted to keep going. 0.99

01:20:30.000 Look, he's popping him in the stomach. 1.00

01:20:32.000 He got him mad.

01:20:33.000 He got him mad.

01:20:35.000 This is real now.

01:20:36.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:36.000 It's getting real.

01:20:38.000 How old is this?

01:20:39.000 It's pretty recent.

01:20:40.000 Like, before he fought Alda. 0.99

01:20:44.000 Damn. 0.99

01:20:45.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:20:45.000 He's got big balls, dude. 1.00

01:20:47.000 He's just hitting that dude with straight lefts in the gut. 0.99

01:20:49.000 Look at his face. 0.88

01:20:50.000 He's mad.

01:20:50.000 Yeah.

01:20:51.000 He's mad, dude. 1.00

01:20:53.000 This is why Conor McGregor's such a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:20:56.000 He's so crazy. 1.00

01:20:58.000 Like, legitimately crazy. 0.99

01:20:59.000 Dude, he's like Bruce Lee.

01:21:01.000 He's just popping that guy in the stomach with those straight lefts, and he don't like it.

01:21:04.000 And he knows that dude's getting tired.

01:21:08.000 Look at it.

01:21:09.000 He threw his kicks.

01:21:11.000 Dude. 0.99

01:21:13.000 Look, he's pinning his leg together inside his crotch. 0.99

01:21:16.000 He's just getting him tight. 0.99

01:21:17.000 Oh.

01:21:21.000 Couldn't you just pick up Connor if you wanted to?

01:21:23.000 I don't know.

01:21:24.000 Oh, dude!

01:21:24.000 Jumping front kicked him in the body.

01:21:26.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:21:28.000 He's just teeing off on him. 1.00

01:21:30.000 And he's moving.

01:21:31.000 The dude's getting tired.

01:21:32.000 He's so big.

01:21:34.000 He's going to sidekick him right now.

01:21:36.000 He just keeps popping him with that straight left.

01:21:38.000 Look at that.

01:21:43.000 This is crazy because this goes for a few minutes, man.

01:21:46.000 I guarantee you that dude is not doing a whole lot of cardio.

01:21:51.000 He's getting tired, man.

01:21:53.000 Look at him.

01:21:54.000 He's backing up.

01:21:55.000 Big, giant, six foot what?

01:21:57.000 What is he?

01:21:58.000 6'9"?

01:21:59.000 6'9", 386. He's getting tired.

01:22:04.000 He's trying to grab him.

01:22:05.000 Nope.

01:22:06.000 Not today, sir.

01:22:09.000 He's laughing.

01:22:11.000 He's bobbing his head.

01:22:12.000 That was like a Bruce Lee laugh.

01:22:15.000 Yeah.

01:22:15.000 This is real.

01:22:17.000 See, look at this.

01:22:17.000 Over and over again.

01:22:18.000 He keeps popping him with that straight left.

01:22:20.000 It's funny, man.

01:22:22.000 It's weird to watch, right?

01:22:23.000 He tried to give him a high five to stop.

01:22:25.000 It's Connor said, uh-uh.

01:22:27.000 Yeah.

01:22:28.000 Look at him.

01:22:29.000 Oh.

01:22:30.000 He tagged him.

01:22:31.000 Ooh, look.

01:22:32.000 He's throwing.

01:22:33.000 Yeah, but there's nothing to that.

01:22:36.000 There's nothing to that.

01:22:37.000 Oh! 0.60

01:22:39.000 Dude!

01:22:39.000 Yeah, he don't like that.

01:22:40.000 Oh! 0.60

01:22:42.000 Oh! 0.60

01:22:43.000 Oh! 0.60

01:22:44.000 Oh! 0.60

01:22:45.000 Oh! 0.60

01:22:45.000 Oh, he doesn't like it. 0.60

01:22:48.000 Those are hard shots.

01:22:50.000 He gave up? 1.00

01:22:56.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:23:08.000 Oh, man. 1.00

01:23:10.000 Wow.

01:23:12.000 That was basically a real fight.

01:23:14.000 It was a half of a real fight.

01:23:16.000 That was like a half a real fight, right?

01:23:19.000 That looked like a real fight to me.

01:23:21.000 They didn't punch to the face.

01:23:23.000 I don't think he wanted to punch to the face.

01:23:25.000 That would have been a bad move.

01:23:26.000 Yeah.

01:23:27.000 Just stick to the body.

01:23:28.000 He can't even reach his face.

01:23:29.000 Yeah, you're not going to hit that face.

01:23:31.000 Look at what he does. 1.00

01:23:32.000 He throws a kettlebell over the top of a fucking... 1.00

01:23:34.000 Dude, what if it landed on his head? 1.00

01:23:36.000 You gotta watch the YouTube channel or the Instagram page.

01:23:41.000 Is it Instagram?

01:23:42.000 No.

01:23:42.000 Twitter.

01:23:43.000 Jesus Christ.

01:23:43.000 Twitter page HoldMyBeer.

01:23:45.000 Have you ever seen the Twitter page HoldMyBeer?

01:23:47.000 No.

01:23:48.000 Maybe.

01:23:49.000 Dude, it perhaps is the greatest Twitter page that's ever existed.

01:23:53.000 And it's HoldMyBeer while I do this. 1.00

01:23:56.000 And they do some stupid shit over and over again. 1.00

01:23:58.000 What is this? 1.00

01:23:59.000 HoldMyBeer while I... Oh, that's a good one.

01:24:02.000 He opened up a beer with a football, but that's not.

01:24:04.000 Scroll down a little bit. 0.98

01:24:05.000 Let me show you some ridiculous ones. 0.93

01:24:09.000 Did you find the right one? 0.96

01:24:13.000 There's a ton of videos.

01:24:17.000 One guy did a backflip.

01:24:19.000 He tried to do a backflip off the top of these bricks.

01:24:22.000 Oh, don't do this one.

01:24:23.000 That one's horrible. 0.99

01:24:24.000 The guy's gonna karate kick that girl in the head. 1.00

01:24:26.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:24:28.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:24:29.000 Hold my beer while I kick this can off your head. 1.00

01:24:31.000 Watch this guy. 0.94

01:24:31.000 Hold my beer while I sit on an airbag. 0.94

01:24:33.000 Watch this.

01:24:37.000 What was the hold my beer?

01:24:38.000 Did they say that?

01:24:39.000 No, no, no, they don't.

01:24:41.000 But, um, what's this one?

01:24:43.000 Is the guy lighting the guy on fire?

01:24:45.000 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1.00

01:24:46.000 The fuck is he doing? 1.00

01:24:47.000 Oh, it's basically hold my beer while I do something crazy. 1.00

01:24:50.000 Yeah, while I do something fucking ridiculous. 0.99

01:24:51.000 Oh, he blew up. 1.00

01:24:52.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:24:54.000 Okay, scroll down. 1.00

01:24:55.000 Scroll down.

01:24:56.000 Not that one.

01:24:56.000 Keep going.

01:24:57.000 Keep going.

01:24:57.000 That one right there.

01:24:58.000 This guy's pretty badass.

01:24:59.000 Look at that.

01:25:00.000 He actually made it.

01:25:02.000 Sometimes they make it.

01:25:03.000 Yeah.

01:25:04.000 But watch this one.

01:25:05.000 It's good. 1.00

01:25:05.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:25:08.000 That guy's trying to do a backflip off a stack of bricks or something. 1.00

01:25:13.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:25:14.000 That's enough.

01:25:15.000 But anybody who's interested, go to Hold My Beer on Twitter. 0.96

01:25:18.000 It's fucking hilarious. 0.80

01:25:19.000 I try to retweet them at least once a month. 1.00

01:25:22.000 They find the most ridiculous shit. 1.00

01:25:26.000 Whose Instagram accounts do you find funny? 1.00

01:25:30.000 I think the Beastmaster.

01:25:32.000 Derek Lewis.

01:25:33.000 He's hilarious.

01:25:34.000 You gotta follow him.

01:25:35.000 You have to.

01:25:36.000 His Instagram might be the best Instagram I follow.

01:25:40.000 He's so funny.

01:25:41.000 Did you see the one where the dudes were trying to jump out of the way of some rolling hay? 0.90

01:25:45.000 They had a bale of hay rolling down the hill and the dude tried to jump out of the way and got fucking launched into the air. 0.78

01:25:52.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:25:53.000 I mean, he's the most gangster of all shit talkers in the UFC. I mean, who's more gangster than him? 0.99

01:26:00.000 He's more gangster than Mike Tyson.

01:26:02.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:26:03.000 Mike Tyson has said crazy shit. 1.00

01:26:05.000 He said, I'll eat your children. 1.00

01:26:07.000 I'll eat your children. 1.00

01:26:07.000 And he said, I'll fuck you till you love me. 1.00

01:26:10.000 But he said that before the fight. 1.00

01:26:13.000 After the fight, he's not saying that.

01:26:15.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:26:16.000 When Derrick Lewis, when he called out Ronda, that was fucked up. 0.99

01:26:21.000 That was a low blow. 0.99

01:26:22.000 That was a low blow.

01:26:23.000 I mean, even Roberto Duran said something about Sugar Ray Leonard's wife, but that was before the fight.

01:26:30.000 Afterwards, they became friends.

01:26:32.000 I think they became friends.

01:26:33.000 I think it was after the second fight.

01:26:35.000 They became friends.

01:26:36.000 Yeah.

01:26:36.000 After the first fight, he tried to hold.

01:26:37.000 That was one of the famous things.

01:26:39.000 Did you watch the movie?

01:26:39.000 That Roberto Duran pushed him away.

01:26:41.000 No, I never saw it.

01:26:42.000 But after the end of the first fight, he tried to embrace Duran.

01:26:45.000 Duran pushed him away.

01:26:46.000 He still wanted to fight.

01:26:47.000 It's pretty crazy.

01:26:48.000 It's a crazy ending of the fight.

01:26:50.000 See if you can pull up the video, the very last moments of the round with the first time Roberto Duran fought Sugar Ray Leonard.

01:27:00.000 He beat him and he knew at the end that he beat him.

01:27:02.000 And so when the bell rang, he just fucking drops his glove and he's like staring him down like he's still ready to go. 0.98

01:27:07.000 It's crazy. 1.00

01:27:08.000 Roberto Duran was a wild motherfucker back then. 0.99

01:27:11.000 Can you imagine if after Mike Tyson knocked out Michael Spinks. 0.99

01:27:16.000 Then when they get in the post-fight interview, he said, I'll eat his children.

01:27:20.000 Can you imagine him saying that after the fight? 1.00

01:27:22.000 People would go, what the fuck? 0.99

01:27:24.000 Where Michael Spinks' children at? 1.00

01:27:26.000 Fine ass. 1.00

01:27:28.000 This is the first fight at the very end seconds. 0.99

01:27:33.000 He goes to shake his hand. 1.00

01:27:34.000 He's like, fuck you. 1.00

01:27:35.000 So he comes near him. 1.00

01:27:36.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:27:37.000 Fuck the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:27:38.000 He pushes him away. 1.00

01:27:39.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:27:39.000 That was after the first fight? 1.00

01:27:40.000 Yeah, after the fight was over.

01:27:41.000 He pushed him out. 1.00

01:27:42.000 He's fucking, he's screaming at him. 1.00

01:27:43.000 He's like, fuck you. 1.00

01:27:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:27:46.000 He was an animal.

01:27:46.000 And when did he say that thing to Sugar Ray's wife?

01:27:49.000 Before?

01:27:50.000 Before this fight.

01:27:51.000 Before this fight.

01:27:51.000 Oh, that's right.

01:27:52.000 He got in his head.

01:27:53.000 He did that to get in his head.

01:27:54.000 Oh, well, he was just that guy, too.

01:27:56.000 Apparently, there was an article written where they went to visit him in Panama, and he took a cat, and he picked it up by the tail and smashed it against a wall.

01:28:06.000 And they were like, what?

01:28:06.000 Not according to the movie.

01:28:08.000 The movie, he had moments where he got out of control, but generally, he was a very good guy.

01:28:14.000 In the movie?

01:28:15.000 Movies are weird.

01:28:16.000 I don't know if they're true, but apparently he did that to a kid.

01:28:19.000 I've read this story. 0.97

01:28:20.000 I don't know if this story might be bullshit, but I'm like, if he was that crazy, you know, living on the streets in Panama, like becoming this savage boxer, he was so good too, man. 0.98

01:28:29.000 He was ferocious. 0.98

01:28:31.000 Remember when he beat up Davey Moore?

01:28:33.000 I don't remember that.

01:28:33.000 Davey Moore was thought to be the guy.

01:28:35.000 Everybody thought after No Mas, Roberto Duran was done.

01:28:38.000 So they had this kid, this stud boxer.

01:28:41.000 Davey Moore, world champion at 154, I believe.

01:28:44.000 That was after No Mas?

01:28:45.000 Yeah.

01:28:46.000 There was the comeback fight.

01:28:47.000 Roberto Duran, when he was really fully back, he boxed up Davey Moore and stopped him.

01:28:52.000 It was a tremendous upset.

01:28:54.000 Because Davey Moore was a lot bigger than him, too.

01:28:55.000 White guy? 0.93

01:28:56.000 No, Davey was a black guy. 0.98

01:28:57.000 Davey wound up getting killed working on a car. 1.00

01:29:01.000 Fucked up. 1.00

01:29:02.000 He was trying to fix his car and he fucked up with the jack and it crushed him. 1.00

01:29:08.000 Damn. 1.00

01:29:09.000 Could be a conspiracy? 1.00

01:29:10.000 Yes or no?

01:29:10.000 Look into it.

01:29:14.000 Oh, man.

01:29:15.000 So you saw the UFC this weekend. 0.72

01:29:18.000 Do you see where I fucked up and I interviewed Daniel Cormier after he had been knocked out? 0.67

01:29:22.000 Yeah. 0.84

01:29:22.000 Dude, here's something that people think that somehow or another the UFC told me not to do that and I did it. 0.84

01:29:28.000 Nobody said anything. 0.98

01:29:30.000 It was just 100% my fuck up. 0.98

01:29:32.000 And it was also my idea in the first place to stop interviewing fighters after they'd been knocked out. 0.98

01:29:38.000 It was 100% my idea.

01:29:39.000 How often did it happen before?

01:29:41.000 In championship fights, it happened often, right?

01:29:43.000 Almost always, whether a guy got knocked out or TKO'd or submitted or lost a decision, I would interview the winner and I would interview the loser.

01:29:52.000 Every time?

01:29:53.000 Every time.

01:29:53.000 Okay, so it's normal.

01:29:54.000 Unless they ran out of the cage, which has happened before.

01:29:56.000 Yeah, I get it.

01:29:57.000 So you're just running on instincts?

01:29:59.000 No, this is what happened.

01:30:01.000 I was there for Gonzaga versus Krokop. 0.99

01:30:04.000 Remember Gonzaga, head kicked Krokop and just fucking into oblivion. 0.99

01:30:10.000 And it was bad. 0.99

01:30:11.000 And I interviewed Krokop afterwards.

01:30:13.000 And I'm telling you, that dude had no idea what I was talking about.

01:30:16.000 And I remember saying to the production team at the time, I was like, man, I don't think we should interview guys after they get knocked out like that.

01:30:23.000 That was my saying, like that.

01:30:25.000 Yeah.

01:30:26.000 And then the one time it happened again was with Alistair and after when Alistair Overeem fought Stipe Miocic and he remembered this guillotine that didn't really happen.

01:30:35.000 He remembered Stipe tapping rather and it didn't really happen. 0.98

01:30:38.000 I was like this poor guy like he's he really has this memory in his head and it's just not correct because he just got knocked the fuck out. 0.95

01:30:46.000 He got knocked unconscious on television like completely flatlined and then a few minutes later I'm asking him to be coherent. 0.97

01:30:52.000 I'm like I don't think it's fair.

01:30:53.000 So it was my idea to stop doing this and the UFC agreed.

01:30:58.000 So it's not like like they said we got to stop doing it and I violated my own idea and I just did it on this is what happened after the fight was over first of all the fight was Crazy shocking how violent the ending was because John really did fucking hate Daniel and Daniel I think really did hate John or at least had real anger There was real emotions with these guys.

01:31:25.000 It was insane. 0.74

01:31:25.000 It was intense When John landed that fucking head kick and you saw him moving in for the kill and then he he stopped him right in front of us He got on top of him and just blasted him. 0.74

01:31:37.000 It was like right there and I remember looking over and I'm like, Jesus! 0.99

01:31:42.000 He was just dropping bombs on me.

01:31:43.000 How close to you?

01:31:44.000 Like, real close to you?

01:31:45.000 It was pretty close, if I remember correctly.

01:31:47.000 I want to say it was like right off to my right, if I remember correctly.

01:31:52.000 But you had a good look at it?

01:31:53.000 I had a real good look at it.

01:31:54.000 Yeah, I mean, obviously I'm cage-side.

01:31:56.000 I got a good look at everything.

01:31:57.000 But I had a real good look at that.

01:31:58.000 It was intense.

01:31:59.000 It was intense.

01:32:00.000 And it was also, I felt like there was a couple shots too many.

01:32:03.000 So I remember being stunned, like, oh, oh.

01:32:05.000 I'm a big fan of Jon Jones.

01:32:08.000 But I'm also a big fan of Daniel.

01:32:10.000 And I'm a fan of both of them.

01:32:11.000 I know they don't like each other, but I like both of them.

01:32:14.000 I like them independently.

01:32:16.000 I just, I can't help the fact they're enemies.

01:32:17.000 But I love hanging out with Jon.

01:32:19.000 And I love hanging out with Daniel.

01:32:20.000 I love doing commentary with Daniel.

01:32:21.000 I love that guy.

01:32:23.000 So I would never do anything to make him look bad.

01:32:27.000 I just got I was in shock There was he was confused because he got knocked out so he was confused That why the fight was stopped and so he was mad that they stopped the fight because he just didn't understand because he just been KO'd So he was arguing with Big John.

01:32:43.000 I didn't hear the exact words then he was arguing with Dana and I didn't hear the exact words of that either, but Dana was in front of me. 0.96

01:32:50.000 You gotta realize, when a KO like that happens in a world championship fight, and you're standing in the octagon, you're surrounded by all these people screaming and cheering, the fucking noise is so loud, it's hard to figure out what the fuck is happening. 0.81

01:33:06.000 So I couldn't figure out what Daniel and Dana were arguing about, but Dana's whole head was red. 0.73

01:33:11.000 He was like, he was like, that fight was amazing!

01:33:14.000 You fought your heart out!

01:33:15.000 Like, I couldn't tell exactly what he said.

01:33:16.000 Like, you'd hold your head up high, it was a great fight!

01:33:19.000 That kind of stuff.

01:33:20.000 But I think Daniel was still trying to figure out why the fight was stopped.

01:33:24.000 Because it just had happened.

01:33:25.000 He'd just woken up.

01:33:26.000 Then he realized he got head kicked.

01:33:28.000 And then he was really sad.

01:33:29.000 And then he was upset.

01:33:31.000 And I went to go talk to him and literally as I'm going to talk to him, he's turning to me and I have the microphone.

01:33:38.000 I'm like, why am I interviewing him after he got knocked out? 0.98

01:33:40.000 What the fuck is wrong with me? 0.97

01:33:42.000 Like, I don't even realize what I was doing. 0.99

01:33:43.000 I was just in shock almost.

01:33:45.000 Like, I went on instinct and I'm interviewing him.

01:33:47.000 If I had a chance to stop and think, I should have been like, oh yeah, he's been KO'd, don't do it.

01:33:51.000 So in the middle of me even talking to him, I say, normally I don't like to interview fighters after they've been knocked out, but it's just like I was stuck.

01:33:59.000 I was already there talking to him, and I didn't want to leave and walk away from him.

01:34:03.000 And I really do care about that guy a great deal, and I just watched him get knocked out, and now I watch him, his heart's pouring out and he's crying, you know, when he was realizing that he got knocked out and he lost the fight.

01:34:16.000 It was all awful.

01:34:17.000 And, um, so I put a, it was haunting me all night.

01:34:21.000 This is, nobody had said anything.

01:34:23.000 Nobody from the UFC got mad at me.

01:34:25.000 No one said anything to me.

01:34:26.000 It was just me thinking, why did I do that?

01:34:29.000 Like, why did I interview him?

01:34:30.000 I shouldn't have interviewed him.

01:34:31.000 Even though we used to do it for every fight.

01:34:34.000 It was the right move to stop doing it.

01:34:37.000 And ironically, it was my idea.

01:34:39.000 It was my move.

01:34:40.000 I don't even know if other guys...

01:34:41.000 I don't know if Brian Stans still interviews guys after they've been knocked out.

01:34:44.000 I don't think he does though.

01:34:45.000 Because Brian actually said thank you to me for that because he got interviewed after he got knocked out by Vanderlei.

01:34:52.000 And he remembers thinking, I don't remember what happened. 0.96

01:34:55.000 He didn't know what the fuck happened. 0.98

01:34:57.000 And they were interviewing him. 0.98

01:34:58.000 He's trying to keep it together for the interview.

01:35:00.000 And he was like, you're right.

01:35:01.000 It's not fair.

01:35:01.000 It's not fair to interview a fighter after they've been knocked out.

01:35:03.000 I just fucked up, man. 0.99

01:35:05.000 There's no other way to say it. 1.00

01:35:06.000 If I could go back, I definitely would have taken it back.

01:35:10.000 I definitely wouldn't have interviewed him.

01:35:12.000 I feel like he sent me a text message saying it's all good.

01:35:17.000 I didn't say anything crazy, so it's no big deal.

01:35:21.000 He could have.

01:35:22.000 He could have said, I never got stopped.

01:35:24.000 You don't think anything.

01:35:26.000 If somebody doesn't explain to him well enough what happened, and then it takes a few seconds, and you forget again.

01:35:32.000 That's the other thing about guys who've been knocked out.

01:35:34.000 Say if I got knocked out, and I ask you, Eddie, what happened?

01:35:37.000 And you said, oh, this dude just punched you in your jaw and knocked you out.

01:35:40.000 I'd be like, no way.

01:35:41.000 Hey, man, what happened?

01:35:42.000 A few seconds later, you start asking again.

01:35:45.000 When you get knocked out, it's real weird.

01:35:48.000 It's a huge fuck-up on my part, but I was in shock, honestly. 0.87

01:35:52.000 It was so ferocious. 0.76

01:35:54.000 The final barrage was so ferocious.

01:35:57.000 And it was the way John did it.

01:35:59.000 When he heard him, once he knew he heard him, he just started going after him.

01:36:03.000 And one of the spookiest things that he did was the way he tripped him.

01:36:08.000 You see the way he tripped him?

01:36:09.000 Like Daniel's like sort of stumbling back and John just sort of scoops his leg out from under him and trips him and Daniel falls back and John just moves in on him and you could tell Daniel just couldn't get his feet back under him and John just jumped on him and just murked him.

01:36:22.000 Cormier did great on his feet for a while there.

01:36:25.000 He did great, but I was really impressed with Jon Jones striking. 0.99

01:36:29.000 He throws so much unorthodox shit. 1.00

01:36:33.000 Those stomps on the knees, dude, that's high-level shit. 1.00

01:36:37.000 And the volume. 1.00

01:36:38.000 He's throwing a lot of strikes. 1.00

01:36:40.000 Yeah, that's his shit. 1.00

01:36:41.000 He was in tremendous shape, too. 1.00

01:36:43.000 And then he's throwing those elbows from left field, right down the pipe.

01:36:50.000 Yeah.

01:36:51.000 He's throwing a lot of elbows, man. 1.00

01:36:53.000 Dude, he's throwing all kinds of shit. 1.00

01:36:54.000 He throws everything. 1.00

01:36:55.000 Front kicks.

01:36:56.000 He throws a lot of front kicks.

01:36:57.000 Yeah, those front snap kicks.

01:36:59.000 He throws those oblique kicks to the thigh and hyperextends your knee.

01:37:03.000 I love that.

01:37:03.000 You can't get close to him.

01:37:04.000 I love that.

01:37:05.000 I hope he keeps going because he's evolving so much as a striker.

01:37:08.000 I hope he gets it together.

01:37:10.000 I hope he gets it together 100%.

01:37:12.000 You never see him arrested again. 1.00

01:37:14.000 No more bullshit. 0.99

01:37:15.000 No one cares about that. 0.99

01:37:16.000 I do.

01:37:17.000 I don't want him to get in jail.

01:37:18.000 If he gets arrested again, it's like he tore his ACL. What's the difference?

01:37:21.000 He'll be back.

01:37:22.000 He's going to be back.

01:37:23.000 It doesn't matter.

01:37:25.000 Let him party.

01:37:25.000 He's the king of the world.

01:37:27.000 He's probably the best fighter of all time.

01:37:30.000 Let him do some coke.

01:37:31.000 Let him party.

01:37:32.000 Dana should be getting him some hoes. 1.00

01:37:34.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:37:35.000 Fuck it. 1.00

01:37:36.000 He gets fucked up. 1.00

01:37:37.000 Hey, that's actually better press. 1.00

01:37:39.000 So what he needs is like a security team.

01:37:41.000 He should fake DUIs and drunken stupors just like they do in TMZ. He just needs a constant security detail to keep everything away from him.

01:37:49.000 Let him do whatever he wants. 1.00

01:37:50.000 He's the king of the fucking world. 1.00

01:37:52.000 We don't want him getting locked up. 1.00

01:37:53.000 We lost a whole year of him, and then we lost a year before that.

01:37:56.000 We don't want him to get Tysoned, that's for sure. 1.00

01:37:59.000 Dude, he could get locked up for five years. 1.00

01:38:01.000 That shit happens to people. 0.98

01:38:03.000 What you want him to do is have fun, but don't do anything illegal. 1.00

01:38:06.000 Don't let him drive.

01:38:07.000 Take his keys.

01:38:09.000 Yes, don't let him do anything illegal.

01:38:10.000 Just have a security team.

01:38:11.000 Have a rubber party room.

01:38:16.000 Those bouncy warehouses.

01:38:17.000 Go off and just say, dude, you go off for five hours.

01:38:19.000 Whatever you want, boom, but you can't leave this room.

01:38:22.000 You ever been to one of them bouncy warehouses where you can go from one trampoline to the next trampoline?

01:38:26.000 Oh, hell yeah.

01:38:27.000 Are you kidding?

01:38:28.000 Those are amazing.

01:38:28.000 We go all the time.

01:38:29.000 Yes.

01:38:30.000 Me and my son go all the time.

01:38:31.000 Those are the best, man.

01:38:32.000 Those are the best.

01:38:33.000 So anyway, even though I already talked to Daniel, I put it on Twitter, I apologized on Instagram, and I was like, I gotta apologize on the podcast, too. 0.94

01:38:42.000 I fucked up.

01:38:43.000 And there's no other explanation. 1.00

01:38:45.000 Is it because of the meme of his crying face?

01:38:48.000 No, I just mean just to talk to them.

01:38:50.000 The memes, you're gonna have memes, man.

01:38:52.000 You gotta accept memes.

01:38:53.000 It's part of the game.

01:38:54.000 Everyone's got, man, there's so many knockout memes.

01:38:56.000 You have the Rashad Evans one that's pretty popular.

01:38:58.000 It's one of the most.

01:38:59.000 You have the Jose Aldo one.

01:39:01.000 That's on the underground.

01:39:02.000 When you turn on the underground, boom, it's the Jose Aldo getting clipped by, uh, there's so many of them. 0.82

01:39:08.000 Did you ever see the video of the dude that came up to Rashad and asked him to sign one of the posters of Rashad all fucked up? 0.91

01:39:14.000 Wait, wait, say that again? 0.99

01:39:15.000 Some dude had the balls to come up to Rashad at one of those signings and try to get Rashad to sign the picture, that one picture where it was all jacked and fucked up. 1.00

01:39:26.000 Yeah, it's fucked up. 0.99

01:39:26.000 He tried to get him to sign that, and Rashad crumpled him up. 0.99

01:39:30.000 He thought he was being cute.

01:39:32.000 What's this?

01:39:32.000 That's the dude.

01:39:33.000 He walks up to him, he says, get the fuck out of here, man. 1.00

01:39:36.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:39:38.000 Damn. 1.00

01:39:39.000 He's like, no, get out of here. 1.00

01:39:40.000 Go.

01:39:42.000 You want to hear it?

01:39:43.000 Yeah, I want to hear it.

01:39:44.000 I want to hear it.

01:39:44.000 So, hold on.

01:39:46.000 Hold on, rewind it.

01:39:48.000 So, we'll go before that where you see him rip it up. 0.82

01:39:53.000 The Mexicans. 1.00

01:39:54.000 Damn it, Mexicans. 1.00

01:39:58.000 See, watch. 1.00

01:39:59.000 He hands him the picture.

01:40:01.000 Rashad crumples it up and throws it, and he's laughing.

01:40:04.000 And he pushes him.

01:40:05.000 He's like, get out of here, man.

01:40:15.000 He's laughing.

01:40:16.000 He thinks he's cute.

01:40:17.000 Rashad looked like he was gonna smash him.

01:40:22.000 He took a picture with his friend, though.

01:40:24.000 I think it was Photoshop Steve that made a...

01:40:27.000 He made a Photoshop of, like, a shot of inside of a plane, and you see everyone sitting down, you see a bunch of people.

01:40:34.000 And, you know, when you're on a plane, and you're going overseas, and everyone's crashed out at night.

01:40:38.000 You know what I mean?

01:40:39.000 You're walking, you go take a piss, and everyone has their crash-out face.

01:40:43.000 Right.

01:40:43.000 So he put, like, all those famous knockout faces on people on a planet.

01:40:48.000 And you were in there, too.

01:40:49.000 Yeah.

01:40:49.000 I think you were wide awake though.

01:40:51.000 You were wide awake and all these famous like V Thor knocked out over here. 1.00

01:40:56.000 So fucked up. 0.99

01:40:57.000 That was one of the greatest photoshops of all time. 0.99

01:40:59.000 I don't know where it's at though.

01:41:00.000 That's just a price that you pay.

01:41:02.000 If you're going to be a part of that world, that public world.

01:41:05.000 If you win, you get an insane amount of glory, but you only get that glory because there's a risk of getting the opposite of that.

01:41:13.000 Jamie Foxx was talking about the other day, we were talking about Michael Jordan, that a lot of people don't even know who Michael Jordan is.

01:41:18.000 They just know, oh, you're the crybaby face. 0.86

01:41:20.000 You're the crybaby face. 0.92

01:41:22.000 People see that meme. 0.92

01:41:24.000 It's like you cease to become an individual.

01:41:26.000 Why was he crying in that meme?

01:41:28.000 What was the original source of that?

01:41:30.000 I don't know.

01:41:31.000 What was that?

01:41:31.000 I think it was his Hall of Fame induction.

01:41:33.000 When he won the Hall of Fame.

01:41:34.000 He won the Hall of Fame.

01:41:35.000 He was talking about his haters.

01:41:37.000 He was calling out his haters.

01:41:38.000 Really?

01:41:38.000 In his Hall of Fame speech.

01:41:39.000 Can we hear that?

01:41:40.000 Oh my god, it's one of the craziest Hall of Fame speeches ever.

01:41:42.000 It made people reevaluate how they feel about him.

01:41:45.000 Some people lost all respect for him.

01:41:46.000 I want to hear that.

01:41:47.000 Some people understood it. 0.99

01:41:48.000 He was talking shit about reporters and coaches. 0.99

01:41:51.000 Here, play it. 1.00

01:41:51.000 It's kind of hilarious. 1.00

01:41:52.000 Maybe he's telling the truth.

01:41:53.000 I'm sure.

01:41:53.000 But it's just fascinating to listen to.

01:41:55.000 Oh, there you go.

01:41:56.000 What if I told you?

01:41:58.000 No, this isn't it. 0.99

01:41:59.000 This is like how to fail and still be a winner and all that shit. 0.99

01:42:05.000 Here it goes. 1.00

01:42:06.000 Let me hear this shit. 1.00

01:42:08.000 It's okay, just give me a little volume. 1.00

01:42:10.000 Let's get to the good part.

01:42:12.000 Yeah.

01:42:13.000 Very kind and said, yeah, I'd do it.

01:42:16.000 And that wasn't a disrespect to any of my Carolina guys.

01:42:20.000 They all know them.

01:42:21.000 I'm a true blue Carolina guy to the heart.

01:42:23.000 Coach Smith, Larry Brown, Sam Perkins, James Worthy, all of those guys.

01:42:32.000 Well, it all starts with my parents.

01:42:35.000 You guys see all the highlights.

01:42:36.000 What is it about me that you guys don't know?

01:42:40.000 As I sit up here and I watch all the other recipients stand up here and they give their history and so many things I didn't know about Jerry Sloan.

01:42:48.000 I know he lived on the farm, but I didn't know he was in a small classroom from first grade to the eighth grade.

01:42:56.000 Even David Robinson.

01:42:57.000 Obviously, I've known David for some time.

01:42:59.000 We're going to lose the audience here.

01:43:02.000 I don't know what the part where he got mad at people, but he was...

01:43:05.000 Maybe YouTube, Michael Jordan insults whoever.

01:43:09.000 Gets mad.

01:43:10.000 Oh, he mad.

01:43:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:43:12.000 Something like that.

01:43:12.000 Michael Jordan gets mad.

01:43:14.000 Oh, he mad.

01:43:15.000 How about Michael Jordan?

01:43:16.000 Oh, he mad.

01:43:17.000 Jamie's eating that cave shake. 1.00

01:43:18.000 Those things are the shit, aren't they? 1.00

01:43:20.000 Can I have one? 1.00

01:43:20.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:43:21.000 You have one right now? 1.00

01:43:21.000 Got a bunch in the refrigerator back there. 1.00

01:43:24.000 They're all keto, too.

01:43:26.000 Yeah, give me one of them.

01:43:27.000 In the fridge?

01:43:28.000 Yeah.

01:43:30.000 No affiliation with this company, ladies and gentlemen.

01:43:32.000 They're just good. 0.98

01:43:33.000 I don't know shit about them. 1.00

01:43:34.000 They might be monsters. 0.99

01:43:35.000 One of these small things?

01:43:36.000 Yeah, those are good, man.

01:43:37.000 Do you shake them?

01:43:38.000 Yeah, you gotta shake it a little bit.

01:43:39.000 There you go.

01:43:40.000 They're very thick. 1.00

01:43:42.000 It's like a, um, like a milkshake or some shit. 0.99

01:43:45.000 What flavor is this? 0.99

01:43:46.000 Strawberry.

01:43:47.000 Powerful strawberry.

01:43:47.000 Someone's gonna get that.

01:43:49.000 Um, so what did you think about the cyborg fight?

01:43:51.000 I felt like it was kind of weird, you know, seeing Tanya Evinger so, uh, outsized, you know, fighting cyborg, who's like, yeah, it's real thick.

01:44:00.000 Like, sometimes I eat it with a spoon.

01:44:03.000 What did you think about that fight? 0.98

01:44:04.000 Cyborg is just too goddamn good. 0.98

01:44:08.000 She's tough and she's out of her weight class. 1.00

01:44:11.000 She almost didn't have a chance.

01:44:12.000 Almost.

01:44:13.000 You know what I mean?

01:44:14.000 She had a chance, but it wasn't the best chance.

01:44:16.000 And Cyborg fought a very technical fight.

01:44:19.000 She's such a good striker. 0.94

01:44:20.000 She's super technical now, too.

01:44:22.000 You see, she's not taking too many crazy chances.

01:44:24.000 She's just picking her spots. 0.97

01:44:25.000 She's a machine.

01:44:27.000 And she's really good on the ground, too.

01:44:29.000 Hard to take down.

01:44:30.000 Her wrestling's good.

01:44:31.000 Her work ethic's insane. 1.00

01:44:33.000 She's a legit brown belt, right? 0.94

01:44:35.000 Isn't she?

01:44:35.000 Is she a brown belt?

01:44:36.000 I believe she is.

01:44:37.000 Last I heard.

01:44:38.000 I didn't know.

01:44:39.000 Maybe she's got her black, but... 1.00

01:44:41.000 But she's legit. 0.99

01:44:42.000 What was impressive to me that, you know, like, Evinger was, like, trying to be crafty and move around and being unorthodox and throwing a good jab, and she was looking for her spots. 0.98

01:44:52.000 She was just outgunned, but Cyborg didn't just try to gorilla fuck her. 0.98

01:44:57.000 You know, she didn't just try to chase her down and smash her. 1.00

01:44:59.000 She picked a part at her, did a great job of hacking at the legs, landing shots, and then once she had her... 1.00

01:45:07.000 I love Tanya Evinger.

01:45:08.000 I love that girl.

01:45:09.000 You know what's... 1.00

01:45:10.000 She's tough as fuck, man. 1.00

01:45:12.000 Just take that fight. 1.00

01:45:13.000 One of the coolest things about MMA... Is how open-mindedness we are with lesbians, right? 0.99

01:45:19.000 I mean, we don't even, it's no big deal at all with girls. 0.99

01:45:22.000 Put her on the countdown show, two girls making out. 0.97

01:45:25.000 Amanda Nunez is the champ.

01:45:26.000 Yeah, and no one, we're like totally cool.

01:45:29.000 We're like all, you know, Tanya Eminger's on Instagram live making out with chicks at bars.

01:45:34.000 You know what I mean?

01:45:36.000 She's a party girl. 1.00

01:45:37.000 Good for her. 1.00

01:45:38.000 Yeah, you're allowed to be a big old lesbian. 1.00

01:45:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:45:42.000 Yeah, we're so open-minded, but with guys?

01:45:44.000 No.

01:45:45.000 No, we're still in Jesus times.

01:45:46.000 There's only one dude.

01:45:47.000 One dude that I know of.

01:45:49.000 That's openly gay? 1.00

01:45:50.000 Well, he did gay porn. 1.00

01:45:50.000 He was on Tough. 1.00

01:45:51.000 Oh, okay.

01:45:52.000 Wait a minute.

01:45:53.000 Yeah, he was on Ultimate Fire.

01:45:54.000 What was his name?

01:45:55.000 Dakota.

01:45:55.000 Dakota Cochran, I think his name was.

01:45:58.000 Cochring?

01:45:58.000 No, Cochran.

01:46:01.000 That's his last name right there.

01:46:03.000 That was a part of the show.

01:46:06.000 That's what they were talking about. 1.00

01:46:08.000 Damn. 0.99

01:46:08.000 Okay, there's one. 0.99

01:46:09.000 I hope I'm not making that up.

01:46:11.000 We're way behind.

01:46:12.000 We're way behind because there should be at least...

01:46:15.000 But I don't think necessarily he was saying he's gay. 0.99

01:46:19.000 I think he was just saying he did gay porn. 0.99

01:46:21.000 You know what? 1.00

01:46:21.000 I love gay people. 1.00

01:46:23.000 My favorite singer of all time.

01:46:25.000 He's a friend of mine.

01:46:25.000 Marvin Gaye?

01:46:26.000 No.

01:46:28.000 Anyways, I have no problem with people being gay.

01:46:32.000 I think they should come out.

01:46:33.000 I lived in West Hollywood for almost 20 years.

01:46:36.000 You were surrounded by the gay folk.

01:46:37.000 I was surrounded by gay people. 0.98

01:46:38.000 Every time I'd visit you, I'd have to swim to a river of gay people to get to your house. 1.00

01:46:42.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

01:46:43.000 If you're a guy, we're still in Jesus times, unfortunately.

01:46:47.000 Isn't that weird?

01:46:48.000 Maybe it's not the best thing to come out if you're in MMA, right?

01:46:54.000 But it's just MMA. For comedy, nobody gives a fuck. 0.98

01:46:56.000 Football people care, right? 0.99

01:46:58.000 Can you be openly gay in football?

01:47:00.000 How many guys?

01:47:01.000 One or two?

01:47:03.000 There's a few.

01:47:03.000 That one guy came out before the draft and he got drafted.

01:47:05.000 And now there's a few now.

01:47:06.000 About how many?

01:47:07.000 I mean, not tons.

01:47:08.000 It's not prevalent.

01:47:09.000 What do you think?

01:47:10.000 I don't know.

01:47:10.000 Probably equal to the population, maybe like 10%.

01:47:12.000 What?

01:47:13.000 No way.

01:47:14.000 Football?

01:47:14.000 No way.

01:47:15.000 50 guys.

01:47:16.000 What?

01:47:16.000 You think there's 50 openly gay football players?

01:47:19.000 Okay, not quite that many.

01:47:20.000 Google this.

01:47:21.000 You know what?

01:47:22.000 I want to believe you.

01:47:23.000 I want to believe you.

01:47:24.000 Well, Google it.

01:47:25.000 I'm going to say two.

01:47:26.000 Okay.

01:47:26.000 You say two?

01:47:27.000 I say two.

01:47:28.000 I say five.

01:47:28.000 Jamie, what do you say?

01:47:29.000 50?

01:47:31.000 You say a million out?

01:47:31.000 You gotta say something.

01:47:32.000 I wasn't saying 50. You don't have to be right.

01:47:34.000 I was just saying it's close to the national average.

01:47:36.000 So it's like, what, 8 to 10 percent?

01:47:37.000 So it's probably like 30, 40. No, no.

01:47:39.000 That are out of the closet is what I'm talking about.

01:47:41.000 Yeah, I don't know about necessarily that.

01:47:41.000 No, no, that's what I'm talking about.

01:47:42.000 Right, the national average is not considered out of the closet, does it?

01:47:46.000 No, no, no. 0.57

01:47:47.000 The national average is how many people are gay.

01:47:48.000 Yes, but how many people are out of the closet in the NFL? I say there's one or two.

01:47:53.000 It says there's been 11. There have been 11 known gay players in the NFL. And they all got cut.

01:47:57.000 Interesting.

01:47:57.000 I don't know if they're all there now, but...

01:47:59.000 Hmm.

01:48:00.000 Interesting.

01:48:01.000 We're not that open.

01:48:02.000 No.

01:48:02.000 Guys are not that open.

01:48:04.000 There's a lot of players.

01:48:05.000 Think about how many players there are.

01:48:07.000 Yeah.

01:48:07.000 Alright, now let's go this way.

01:48:09.000 What percentage of the population is gay versus what percentage of the population is out of the closet? 1.00

01:48:15.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:48:17.000 I think... 1.00

01:48:18.000 If you had to guess.

01:48:19.000 Of all the gay people in the United States, I would say, I'm going to guess, 50% are out of the closet.

01:48:25.000 50?

01:48:25.000 Yeah.

01:48:26.000 Hmm.

01:48:26.000 What do you think?

01:48:27.000 30. Yeah, it could be.

01:48:30.000 30. It could be 10. Yeah.

01:48:31.000 It could be 10, depending on where you live.

01:48:34.000 If you're in California and you're still in the closet, you're probably a UFC fighter.

01:48:43.000 Hey, are you around when the Edmonton fight happens?

01:48:47.000 Are you around during that week?

01:48:49.000 What's the date?

01:48:51.000 We've got to do a fight companion.

01:48:53.000 This is kind of interesting.

01:48:56.000 This is totally unrelated to this weekend.

01:48:59.000 September 9th.

01:49:00.000 September 9th, yeah.

01:49:01.000 Is that a Saturday?

01:49:02.000 Yeah, it's Saturday.

01:49:04.000 I'm there on Friday in Edmonton.

01:49:09.000 For doing two shows at this auditorium.

01:49:13.000 Okay.

01:49:14.000 The Jubilee Auditorium, two shows at this theater.

01:49:17.000 But I'm not doing the pay-per-view the next night.

01:49:19.000 Okay.

01:49:20.000 You want to do a fight campaign?

01:49:21.000 I go back home, yeah.

01:49:23.000 It's weird because it's a main event.

01:49:25.000 It's Mighty Mouse versus Ray Borg and Amanda Nunes versus Valentina Shevchenko.

01:49:31.000 But I don't think they're anticipating that it's going to be a high pay-per-view sell, you know?

01:49:36.000 Let's do it.

01:49:37.000 That sounds like fun.

01:49:37.000 Yeah, it's on.

01:49:39.000 See, I would like to get Callan and Shaw, but Shaw's become too fucking successful. 0.91

01:49:45.000 He's too successful. 0.99

01:49:47.000 That fucking baller, he's traveling all over the place, selling out everywhere. 1.00

01:49:50.000 He's selling out theaters. 1.00

01:49:52.000 He's been doing stand-up for like six weeks.

01:49:54.000 That's incredible.

01:49:55.000 Dude, he's selling out everywhere.

01:49:57.000 He's been doing it more than that.

01:49:58.000 He's been doing it like a year.

01:49:59.000 But he's selling out everywhere. 1.00

01:50:00.000 Damn. 1.00

01:50:01.000 Damn. 1.00

01:50:01.000 Dude, you know what I said? 1.00

01:50:02.000 I was telling all these other comedians, I said, you see what you're seeing here?

01:50:05.000 I go, this is what happens when an athlete shows you how lazy you guys are.

01:50:09.000 This guy's just starting out, but he actually works at it.

01:50:13.000 He does a ton of sets, he writes a ton.

01:50:15.000 He actually puts in the time.

01:50:17.000 That's what athletes do. 0.95

01:50:18.000 Comics like to pretend they're working, and they fuck off a lot, and keep doing the same material for ten years. 0.99

01:50:25.000 But Schaub is out there swinging. 0.94

01:50:27.000 I'm no expert at comedy, but I think, in my opinion, it's a lot like jiu-jitsu.

01:50:32.000 You've got to practice and refine.

01:50:34.000 It's a lot like writing music. 0.99

01:50:36.000 If you're going to rely on just going up there and riffing, fuck, good luck. 0.99

01:50:40.000 Good luck. 0.99

01:50:41.000 It's like trying to write a song.

01:50:42.000 Okay, we're going to record a song.

01:50:44.000 We have no idea what we're going to do, but we're going to jam an E. And then we go, and that's the hit song.

01:50:49.000 The odds of that happening?

01:50:50.000 Super slim.

01:50:51.000 You've got to record a jam, pick out little pieces, polish it, add this.

01:50:56.000 Two months later, ooh, you got a middle part now.

01:50:59.000 A month later, you got the intro.

01:51:01.000 It's all coming together.

01:51:02.000 Might take eight months to get that bit together.

01:51:04.000 You're just constantly going back and forth.

01:51:05.000 That's how music is put together, and that's how jiu-jitsu is put together.

01:51:08.000 You gotta constantly refine your game.

01:51:10.000 You're out there getting wrecked.

01:51:12.000 What are you doing wrong?

01:51:13.000 What's working?

01:51:14.000 Let's stick to what's working. 1.00

01:51:15.000 Let's add some new shit. 0.99

01:51:16.000 Learning from other people. 1.00

01:51:18.000 Techniques and being open-minded.

01:51:21.000 Understanding that...

01:51:23.000 Your body's magical and it'll do anything you want it to do.

01:51:26.000 You just got to tell it over and over and over again to a point where it does it by itself without you even knowing what the hell is going on.

01:51:33.000 It's unconscious.

01:51:34.000 You could do anything.

01:51:35.000 You could play piano.

01:51:36.000 You can play guitars.

01:51:38.000 I tried guitar, but it's too hard.

01:51:40.000 You just didn't practice.

01:51:41.000 That's all.

01:51:42.000 Anybody could play guitar.

01:51:43.000 Anybody could play guitar.

01:51:44.000 Anybody can play piano.

01:51:45.000 As long as your neurons fire correctly.

01:51:47.000 It's just practice.

01:51:48.000 As long as your hands move correctly, it just takes time.

01:51:50.000 Well, yeah, if you got in a motorcycle accident and you smash your hands and you're like this, you can't play piano.

01:51:55.000 But I'm just saying, if you have normal limbs, you could play piano, you could play guitar, you can do anything.

01:52:00.000 You could do anything.

01:52:01.000 You can learn jiu-jitsu, you can box, you can play basketball.

01:52:05.000 Maybe you never played basketball in your life, and you're 55 years old.

01:52:09.000 If you practiced hard for a year, you'd be aight. 0.67

01:52:13.000 I know, people don't want to believe that though.

01:52:15.000 It's hard for them to believe it because they're not reminded of it all the time.

01:52:19.000 That's why a lot of people coming from Jiu Jitsu and martial arts in general, they become successful because through Jiu Jitsu, you're constantly reminded that you can suck at something, and then you get pretty good at it, and then you master it, and then it's unconscious.

01:52:33.000 You're reminded of that every time you go to jujitsu. 0.93

01:52:35.000 Every day you're reminded, damn, I can do this with anything. 0.97

01:52:39.000 And people do it with their business. 0.98

01:52:40.000 They go, all I gotta do is hustle in the jujitsu of business.

01:52:46.000 And make it happen or whatever you want to do. 1.00

01:52:49.000 You're reminded, like, shit. 0.99

01:52:51.000 When I say magical, it's not a metaphor. 1.00

01:52:53.000 It is magical. 0.99

01:52:54.000 Because your body will do shit on its own. 0.99

01:52:57.000 Like when you're doing jujitsu, sometimes I come up with moves. 0.99

01:53:00.000 I don't know what the fuck I did. 0.99

01:53:02.000 I did something. 0.99

01:53:03.000 I have no idea.

01:53:04.000 And then it comes up again because I've programmed and drilled my body so much and has so many things that I trained it to do on instincts that it's kind of like a suggestion thing.

01:53:14.000 Like when you hit YouTube and they kind of know what you like and here's the suggestions.

01:53:18.000 Like your body will go, he always does this and he always does that and he always does this.

01:53:23.000 Unconsciously, man, he might like this! 0.98

01:53:25.000 And then you're like, oh shit, what was that? 0.99

01:53:27.000 It's like your body, someone else came up with that. 0.99

01:53:30.000 And then the next time you do it, you're like, there it is again.

01:53:33.000 That's how most of the moves or transitions that I get good at, they come up on their own.

01:53:38.000 And then the third time you go, I got it.

01:53:40.000 And then I videotape it, but then I videotape myself doing it. 0.99

01:53:43.000 I'm like, shit, I didn't even know I was doing that. 1.00

01:53:45.000 It was just like, your body will make shit up for you. 1.00

01:53:47.000 You, everybody, not just me, it's everybody. 0.99

01:53:50.000 You just gotta learn how to capture it.

01:53:52.000 It's like comedy. 0.98

01:53:54.000 People love comedy because they go see a comedian, and he's saying all the shit that they agree with, and they're laughing, and they're going, yeah! 0.96

01:54:00.000 I think that, this comedian's amazing. 0.99

01:54:02.000 He's saying shit that if you're laughing, you agree with it. 0.99

01:54:05.000 But you, all the shit that he's saying You've said, and people around you have said it, you just didn't notice it as something to use on stage. 0.99

01:54:14.000 So once you, just like music, every time you listen to music, like for me, anytime I listen to music and I like something, musically, which is rare, I'm going to find out everything about that song. 0.97

01:54:25.000 I don't ever get lazy with that.

01:54:26.000 I find out who sang the song, I download the song, I analyze the song, like what is it about this song that makes it so great?

01:54:34.000 Why am I getting chills listening to this song?

01:54:36.000 Why do I have this song on repeat?

01:54:39.000 I'm trained musically to always try to capture golden nuggets every time I hear it.

01:54:44.000 I'll be in the middle of a conversation in Japan at TGI Fridays in Tokyo, and in the distance a song would come on, and I'm in the conversation with some people, and I hear it, and I know that I tell the people I'm with, I'll be right back, I gotta find out what the song is,

01:55:00.000 I'll write it down, boom.

01:55:01.000 As a DJ, it's kind of a DJ thing.

01:55:05.000 My point is, it's the same thing with jiu-jitsu, it's the same thing with comedy, it's the same thing with music.

01:55:11.000 You just gotta, it's all around you.

01:55:13.000 You just gotta look for it.

01:55:14.000 You gotta train yourself to look for it. 0.98

01:55:16.000 Maybe you have to write shit on your hand to train, remind yourself, think about it. 0.99

01:55:21.000 Then once that becomes your instinct, once looking for shit and recognizing shit and always be on the call for shit, like for instance, editors, dudes who edit videos, every time they're watching a movie, what are they doing? 0.99

01:55:32.000 They're breaking down the editing. 0.99

01:55:34.000 Right?

01:55:35.000 Of course.

01:55:35.000 Like movie makers are breaking down the lighting.

01:55:37.000 They're watching the movie.

01:55:38.000 That's like the hidden directors of movies.

01:55:41.000 In a lot of ways, like the directors, they get all these ideas, they put it together, but a lot of times, like you get on a television show as well, the editor will make these passes at things, and they give you like an editor's first cut, and a lot of times it's like, you know, the director will look at it and go, I like that.

01:55:56.000 Like, that's good.

01:55:57.000 You don't just get anybody, you gotta have an editor who knows the shot.

01:56:01.000 Who's creative. 0.99

01:56:01.000 Yeah, you gotta be talented, not just some slave that's gonna cut shit together. 0.99

01:56:05.000 There's a lot of talent in the editing. 0.74

01:56:07.000 Yeah, there's gotta be.

01:56:08.000 Especially in television shows, right?

01:56:10.000 Yeah.

01:56:10.000 Or I guess in movies too, man.

01:56:12.000 You know?

01:56:13.000 The editors that I got working from is high level.

01:56:16.000 Isn't it amazing that movies are still in a theater now?

01:56:20.000 It's one of the rare things you do where you'll go somewhere to get some sort of art.

01:56:28.000 Where it's not live.

01:56:29.000 You're going to go to a place still.

01:56:31.000 Like, they still have that.

01:56:32.000 I like that.

01:56:33.000 And I don't know if I've been brainwashed.

01:56:35.000 No, I like it too.

01:56:36.000 I like it too, but I'm just saying.

01:56:37.000 The movie doesn't have to be good.

01:56:38.000 I'm just saying.

01:56:38.000 It's weird.

01:56:39.000 It's like one of the few places we have left where we'll go and take in media.

01:56:44.000 At a specific location.

01:56:45.000 We all meet.

01:56:46.000 We go for a live show.

01:56:48.000 We'll go for a live show.

01:56:50.000 But you're not going to go to see a fake band somewhere where it's a screen.

01:56:56.000 Yeah, but it is a gigantic screen that's like a hundred times bigger than your TV and the sound is...

01:57:01.000 Amazing.

01:57:01.000 Yeah, so there's all that.

01:57:03.000 It's crazy though, isn't it?

01:57:03.000 And then it's cool sitting with people and when they laugh, you laugh.

01:57:06.000 You want to laugh more when there's other people around.

01:57:10.000 But you run the risk of douchebags. 0.82

01:57:11.000 Yeah. 0.90

01:57:12.000 Run the risk of people talking.

01:57:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:57:16.000 The people that do that, they violate the sacred laws of the movie theater.

01:57:20.000 You gotta go in with big ol' Cuomo D shades and a beanie.

01:57:23.000 Ugh.

01:57:24.000 And a fake beard. 0.99

01:57:25.000 Crazy.

01:57:26.000 You know, beards are so in these days.

01:57:28.000 What happened to the fake beard market?

01:57:31.000 Like, why isn't there, like, dudes, like, wearing fake beards to clubs and being, you know what I mean?

01:57:35.000 Like, posers. 1.00

01:57:36.000 Guys can't wear fake shit. 1.00

01:57:37.000 Girls can wear fake asses. 1.00

01:57:39.000 They can have fake tits. 1.00

01:57:40.000 They can have fake hair. 0.99

01:57:41.000 It's so not fair.

01:57:42.000 It's not fair.

01:57:43.000 There's a lot of things that aren't fair, and that's one thing that they got.

01:57:46.000 We can't be the same.

01:57:48.000 So whoever was deciding on men and women, like, okay, you get this, you get that, it isn't fair.

01:57:53.000 The women were like, okay, okay, if you're gonna... 1.00

01:57:56.000 You get...

01:57:57.000 Guys, they can't control it.

01:58:01.000 Guys are attracted to...

01:58:05.000 Girls with nice bodies, fit bodies, generally. 0.98

01:58:08.000 But not just nice bodies. 0.99

01:58:10.000 There's something about actual fake tits that's hot. 1.00

01:58:13.000 It's like, whoa, this girl, she's into dicks so much. 1.00

01:58:16.000 She just wants to be ultra attractive in a cartoonish way. 1.00

01:58:20.000 Look at those giant fake tits. 1.00

01:58:23.000 Some guys are like, I don't like fake tits. 1.00

01:58:26.000 There's still some of those guys out there. 0.98

01:58:28.000 You know what I mean?

01:58:29.000 There's like 15% of the population. 0.97

01:58:31.000 Eventually, another generation, those will be all gone and fake tits would just be accepted by all men. 1.00

01:58:36.000 But fake ass, ooh, that's going to take a couple generations. 1.00

01:58:40.000 It ain't going to happen this generation. 1.00

01:58:41.000 Nobody is cool with fake asses. 0.99

01:58:44.000 Nobody. 1.00

01:58:44.000 That's the worst shit ever. 1.00

01:58:46.000 Don't get it, girls. 1.00

01:58:47.000 Don't even think about it.

01:58:48.000 Yeah, but the gray area is this fat thing they're doing.

01:58:52.000 What is that? 0.99

01:58:52.000 It's not a fake ass, but they're taking fat. 0.99

01:58:55.000 They're grafting fat. 1.00

01:58:56.000 That's still gross.

01:58:57.000 From parts of your body and stuffing it.

01:58:58.000 Do some squats.

01:58:59.000 Do some squats.

01:59:01.000 Anybody can have a great body.

01:59:02.000 Just do some squats.

01:59:03.000 No, that's not true. 0.99

01:59:04.000 There's some people out there that got some fucked up jeans, bro. 0.99

01:59:06.000 Some hillbilly stick people jeans. 0.99

01:59:10.000 You know what? 1.00

01:59:10.000 Those people, you gotta get good at sucking dick. 1.00

01:59:13.000 You gotta eat ass. 1.00

01:59:13.000 Not good enough. 1.00

01:59:14.000 You gotta eat ass and suck dick. 1.00

01:59:16.000 They don't want to. 1.00

01:59:17.000 They have to.

01:59:18.000 They have no choice. 1.00

01:59:19.000 They want to get that fat stuffed in their ass. 1.00

01:59:21.000 They want to re-engineer. 1.00

01:59:22.000 The older you get, the more women eat ass. 1.00

01:59:24.000 I was reading this thing about CRISPR. They're starting to use CRISPR for embryos now. 1.00

01:59:29.000 And they think they're really close to genetically engineering the first people that become viable actual humans.

01:59:36.000 Do you know what CRISPR is?

01:59:38.000 No.

01:59:39.000 Dude, it's like Photoshop for genes.

01:59:42.000 Look at this.

01:59:44.000 Scientists edit human embryos for the first time in the U.S. They're using this new technology, which is way more complicated than my puny brain has the ability to describe, but it's a gene editing tool called CRISPR. And there is another episode of Radiolab that's about CRISPR that it might be a good way for you to get an entertaining but descriptive explanation of it.

02:00:08.000 But they're...

02:00:10.000 They're going to be able to, at least someday in the future, if this keeps going, they keep perfecting this.

02:00:15.000 They're going to be able to edit things out of people.

02:00:17.000 Like, they're going to be able to take away the gene for Alzheimer's, you know?

02:00:23.000 I don't know.

02:00:24.000 Yeah.

02:00:24.000 What do you mean you don't know?

02:00:25.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:00:26.000 They always say shit in the future. 0.99

02:00:28.000 No, they're doing it now, Eddie. 1.00

02:00:30.000 They're doing it now.

02:00:32.000 There's real science behind this.

02:00:33.000 You could follow the science.

02:00:35.000 They're editing things the same way they're making Photoshop, the same way they're making that new thing that allows them to edit videos.

02:00:42.000 They're going to edit genes.

02:00:43.000 How about those contact lenses where you can play video games and you're seeing some...

02:00:48.000 That Microsoft thing?

02:00:49.000 Animated stuff?

02:00:50.000 Yeah, I don't think they have that yet.

02:00:51.000 I think they have glasses so far, but I don't think they have contact lenses.

02:00:55.000 Isn't that coming, though?

02:00:55.000 Contact lenses is just theoretical.

02:00:57.000 It's coming.

02:00:57.000 Yeah, it's going to happen.

02:00:58.000 If you could do it with a glass, like Google...

02:01:01.000 You ever see Google Glass?

02:01:02.000 You ever put that on?

02:01:03.000 Uh-uh.

02:01:03.000 It was weird.

02:01:04.000 What's that?

02:01:04.000 Google Glass isn't around anymore.

02:01:06.000 They've got some new applications for it, but...

02:01:09.000 What it was like, it was like a glass frame, and you had this little thing in front of you, like a little window, like a tiny little TV that was sitting in front of your eyes, but it was clear.

02:01:19.000 And on that little window, you could see through it, but you could also see navigation directions, and you could Google things and have it brought up in front of you. 0.99

02:01:28.000 It's like Navy SEAL shit. 0.99

02:01:30.000 Yeah, like some movie shit. 1.00

02:01:33.000 But it was like the internet. 0.99

02:01:34.000 I don't know about these shanks, bro. 1.00

02:01:36.000 I know these guys are your bros.

02:01:37.000 No, they're not.

02:01:38.000 I have no idea who these people are.

02:01:39.000 You don't like it or you have a hard time drinking it.

02:01:41.000 Yeah, you need a spoon. 0.68

02:01:42.000 Yeah, well, let's not do it while the podcast is going on. 0.77

02:01:44.000 You're sucking on that thing and chewing it.

02:01:46.000 We need a spoon. 0.99

02:01:47.000 Let me grab a spoon.

02:01:48.000 Okay.

02:01:49.000 Real quick.

02:01:51.000 Black helicopters.

02:01:54.000 They're good, though.

02:01:55.000 I like them.

02:01:56.000 You got a spoon or no?

02:02:00.000 Eddie Bravo will abandon you in the middle of a podcast for a knife.

02:02:03.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

02:02:04.000 You offered it.

02:02:05.000 It's your fault.

02:02:07.000 Cave Shake's blowing up now.

02:02:08.000 Their stock's going through the roof.

02:02:10.000 What were we just talking about?

02:02:11.000 This AR stuff.

02:02:12.000 This is going to be built into Apple's new operating system.

02:02:15.000 This allows you to read how big something is?

02:02:18.000 It's a virtual tape measure that you just hold your camera up to stuff and you can tell, like, right here they're showing you how accurate it is up to a real tape measure.

02:02:25.000 But, like, to see the tape measure staying there, they're measuring the size of a picture frame diagonally. 0.99

02:02:31.000 Holy shit! 0.94

02:02:32.000 And it stays in space, if I'm saying, if you get what I'm saying, like, in the 3D space. 0.99

02:02:38.000 It knows where you're modeling, depending on even how far away you are from it.

02:02:41.000 It knows...

02:02:42.000 Wow.

02:02:42.000 The other weird thing is by watching that show, The Planet of the Apps, they just started on Apple Music.

02:02:49.000 I think it was in the first episode, this guy shows an app that he made that I think Apple bought eventually.

02:02:55.000 They're adding into this operating system.

02:02:58.000 They're mapping The inside of every everywhere that your camera can take a place or is shooting so Inside here eventually will be all mapped and This guy said that he he would own the map.

02:03:10.000 That's why Apple bought him so now Apple's gonna own it So they're essentially gonna be able to have the inside 3d mapped of every and every building in the world or at least wherever an iPhone is.

02:03:18.000 Are you killing me with that thing?

02:03:19.000 Oh, I'm sorry. 1.00

02:03:20.000 Fuck, can't shake. 1.00

02:03:21.000 Fuck, can't shake. 1.00

02:03:23.000 But it's built into the phone, so there's other cool stuff too. 1.00

02:03:26.000 So they can map everything just based on...

02:03:29.000 Look at this.

02:03:30.000 Eventually, yeah.

02:03:32.000 Something came out about Roombas, that Roombas are currently tracking the inside of everybody's houses and apartments.

02:03:37.000 And I don't know what the hell they're going to do with that data, but people got scared they're going to sell it to someone.

02:03:43.000 It can be good.

02:03:44.000 You know what I mean?

02:03:45.000 How is that going to be good?

02:03:46.000 We're doing this to protect you.

02:03:48.000 It's not about protection, necessarily, but it could be useful.

02:03:52.000 These guys have trillions of dollars missing.

02:03:54.000 It could be useful.

02:03:55.000 It's not the same people, Eddie.

02:03:56.000 Jesus Christ.

02:03:57.000 It's all the same.

02:03:58.000 The people that are making these things are not the same people as the Illuminati that run the government.

02:04:02.000 This could help blind people.

02:04:03.000 These are technologists.

02:04:05.000 These are people that are creating the greatest stuff.

02:04:07.000 Yeah.

02:04:08.000 Sorry.

02:04:09.000 It's okay.

02:04:10.000 I mean, this is not the Illuminati making this stuff, Eddie.

02:04:12.000 This is technology.

02:04:14.000 That says Apple? 0.99

02:04:15.000 Yeah, Apple's not the fucking Illuminati. 0.99

02:04:17.000 I didn't say they were. 0.99

02:04:18.000 Although Apple did get in trouble recently.

02:04:20.000 Do you know what they did in China?

02:04:21.000 They made a deal with the Chinese government to take apps down from their app store that allow you to circumnavigate their censorship system.

02:04:32.000 People are very, very upset at them.

02:04:34.000 Because what essentially is they're saying that these apps are illegal in China, so they're not allowing them on the Apple Store, but they're illegal in China because they allow them to get away from government censorship.

02:04:46.000 So government censorship has a certain lockdown on what you're allowed to look at online.

02:04:50.000 Here it is.

02:04:51.000 Apple removes apps from the China Store that help internet users evade censorship.

02:04:56.000 Very disappointing to people because they feel like Apple kind of like feels like maybe they have to do this.

02:05:02.000 Are the New York Times trying to get us to pay?

02:05:04.000 How dare you, New York Times?

02:05:06.000 No one's paying for articles online.

02:05:07.000 Just stop.

02:05:09.000 Just stop. 0.99

02:05:10.000 Who the fuck pays for articles online? 0.98

02:05:12.000 Who gets newspapers still? 0.99

02:05:14.000 80 year olds?

02:05:14.000 Do you ever get one if you're in a hotel and they offer you the USA Today?

02:05:17.000 Just see what the fuck the world's paying attention to? 0.97

02:05:20.000 Oh man, USA Today. 0.99

02:05:21.000 That's like the CNN of newspapers.

02:05:24.000 If you had to guess, like, what percentage of people actually read the whole USA Today every day?

02:05:32.000 2%.

02:05:33.000 No way.

02:05:34.000 Less than 1%?

02:05:35.000 Yeah, less than 1%.

02:05:36.000 Okay.

02:05:36.000 For sure.

02:05:38.000 100%.

02:05:38.000 But I was just making a point.

02:05:41.000 Yeah.

02:05:41.000 Well, it's just like e-entertainment news for the world, you know?

02:05:46.000 It's like very surface.

02:05:49.000 Yeah.

02:05:50.000 Yeah, I mean, you're supposed to get it at a hotel.

02:05:52.000 Like, what's going on?

02:05:53.000 Oh, we won the football game.

02:05:55.000 What do you think about that?

02:05:56.000 All those memes of Donald Trump and CNN? What I think was crazy was that CNN went and found the guy who made the meme and put it online.

02:06:06.000 And they scared him.

02:06:07.000 Gangster, right?

02:06:08.000 Yeah, like, what are you doing, man? 0.76

02:06:09.000 They threatened him.

02:06:10.000 They blackmailed him.

02:06:10.000 But how crazy is that?

02:06:12.000 Like, you don't think that that's funny?

02:06:13.000 Is that what you're saying?

02:06:14.000 Like, he was in the WWE. You know, Donald Trump?

02:06:16.000 It was in the WWE. You knew that that video was available and they put a CNN thing over your face.

02:06:21.000 You're actually mad at that?

02:06:23.000 You're mad at that.

02:06:24.000 You're not mad at the 6.5 trillion dollars missing, but you're mad at that? 0.98

02:06:27.000 That seems pretty fucking crazy to me. 0.78

02:06:29.000 That seems pretty crazy to me. 0.99

02:06:30.000 You're gonna go after a guy who made a comical meme about the president body slamming you? 0.99

02:06:35.000 Damn, made him apologize publicly. 1.00

02:06:38.000 Dude, how many memes are there of us sucking dicks? 1.00

02:06:40.000 There's gotta be thousands, right? 0.99

02:06:42.000 It's like the golden rule of the internet. 0.99

02:06:44.000 If there's a photo of you online somewhere, someone has photoshopped a dick in your mouth. 0.98

02:06:49.000 And now it's gonna get even crazier with this new editing software. 1.00

02:06:52.000 There's a lot of gay ones. 0.98

02:06:53.000 There's probably at least 50 gay ones.

02:06:55.000 The ones you just showed me. 1.00

02:06:56.000 The one you showed me of you and me in a wrestling statue where the dude's grabbing the dude's dick. 0.99

02:07:01.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:07:02.000 That was photoshopped Steve.

02:07:05.000 But, I mean, my point is that they would get so mad at that, that they would go after the guy who made it.

02:07:12.000 That sort of reinforces the side of Trump.

02:07:15.000 Like, people don't get that.

02:07:17.000 They don't understand that if you have something that's comical, right?

02:07:22.000 Like that meme of Donald Trump slamming CNN, and then you go find the guy who's just joking around.

02:07:30.000 Made a little animated gif.

02:07:32.000 Joking around.

02:07:32.000 Put it online.

02:07:33.000 Thought it was funny.

02:07:34.000 Everybody got a laugh.

02:07:35.000 You know, oh, he's smashing fake news.

02:07:37.000 Ha ha ha ha ha.

02:07:38.000 And you go and scare that guy.

02:07:41.000 You go and scare that guy.

02:07:42.000 What are you doing?

02:07:43.000 What's going on?

02:07:44.000 You know what's scarier than that?

02:07:45.000 You're CNN? What's scarier than that is that there's still people that watch that shit every day. 1.00

02:07:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:07:52.000 After that, after knowing that, you're going to still watch it and believe it?

02:07:56.000 The other thing was a story they made up about Russian contacts.

02:08:00.000 About, uh, there's like three reporters had to resign.

02:08:03.000 It was a story that was on CNN that, like, greatly exaggerated. 0.99

02:08:07.000 I think CNN is, they just want to start shit. 0.99

02:08:11.000 I think it's not that they're... 1.00

02:08:12.000 They want to make money. 1.00

02:08:12.000 They just want to start shit. 1.00

02:08:13.000 I think it's part of the agenda. 1.00

02:08:16.000 Yeah.

02:08:16.000 I think this is what I think.

02:08:18.000 First of all, they feel like there's an enemy out there, and that enemy is the new president.

02:08:24.000 They think there's an enemy, and they feel like they're going to war with the enemy. 0.99

02:08:27.000 And when you have a bunch of soldiers that are going to war for the enemy, some of them do some unscrupulous shit. 0.93

02:08:33.000 Like these people that had to resign because of the story with Russia, with the fake facts. 0.68

02:08:37.000 I forget what the actual thing was, but CNN disavowed their article, pulled it down, removed it, whole deal.

02:08:45.000 Three journalists leaving CNN after a retracted article.

02:08:48.000 CNN journalists, including the executive editor in charge of a new investigative union, have resigned after the publication of a Russia-related article that was retracted.

02:08:58.000 So, you can go into details if you wanted it.

02:09:01.000 You know what?

02:09:01.000 What if the CNN-Donald Trump feud is like pro wrestling?

02:09:07.000 What if they're just laughing and they're just slinging shit back and forth? 0.98

02:09:11.000 Dude, I was talking to a guy the other day that thinks that. 0.99

02:09:12.000 He thinks it's all about setting up China.

02:09:15.000 He said it's all about us going to war with these other countries.

02:09:19.000 He thinks all these distractions are happening, and that's what's positioning North Korea and China on the side of North Korea.

02:09:26.000 You know what's crazy about North Korea?

02:09:27.000 They're the most demonized country on the planet. 0.74

02:09:29.000 Oh, they're always testing missiles.

02:09:31.000 They're testing missiles.

02:09:32.000 Since the Korean War, you know how many countries they've invaded and killed innocent civilians? 0.99

02:09:37.000 Zero.

02:09:38.000 How many countries have we invaded and killed millions of civilians?

02:09:42.000 Like 20 or 30 since the Korean War.

02:09:45.000 But they're the bad guy?

02:09:47.000 They're the bad guy.

02:09:48.000 They're not invading anybody.

02:09:49.000 They've never invaded anybody. 1.00

02:09:50.000 We invade people all the fucking time and kill innocent children. 1.00

02:09:54.000 Come on. 1.00

02:09:55.000 There's a big show going on.

02:09:56.000 There's nothing. 0.99

02:09:57.000 Korea ain't doing shit. 1.00

02:09:58.000 That's true, but it is a dictatorship. 1.00

02:10:01.000 It's a scary dictatorship.

02:10:03.000 They have ultimate control.

02:10:04.000 No, no, no.

02:10:04.000 It's not.

02:10:05.000 The people have been there, studied it.

02:10:06.000 No one disagrees, Eddie.

02:10:08.000 I think it's like a prison city.

02:10:09.000 They have ultimate control.

02:10:09.000 I think it's a prison country.

02:10:11.000 Yeah, they're all imprisoned by their own military.

02:10:14.000 For a show.

02:10:14.000 I think it's for a show.

02:10:15.000 There's no show, man.

02:10:16.000 They don't have bombs.

02:10:17.000 Eddie, they do.

02:10:17.000 They do.

02:10:18.000 And it is scary, but they're a minor league problem in comparison to a lot of other problems that are in the world.

02:10:23.000 You know why I don't believe that?

02:10:24.000 Because CNN pushes it.

02:10:26.000 Everybody pushes it, Eddie.

02:10:27.000 There's no one out there that's saying that North Korea is not a military threat, or they're not some sort of a military dictatorship.

02:10:33.000 I think it's a distraction.

02:10:34.000 I think they're all in on it.

02:10:35.000 I don't think there's that many people out there.

02:10:37.000 They've never invaded anybody.

02:10:39.000 We've invaded 30 countries since the Korean War. 0.91

02:10:41.000 But this guy's still a psychopath that's running this whole country in 2017. That scares the fuck out of people. 0.99

02:10:46.000 CNN says he's a psychopath, so we gotta... 0.99

02:10:48.000 No, no, a lot of people do. 0.93

02:10:49.000 Michael Malice does.

02:10:50.000 He's an author that I had on the podcast that wrote a book about Kim Jong-un.

02:10:53.000 And, you know, he was describing...

02:10:55.000 Was it un or ill?

02:10:56.000 Which one's ill?

02:10:56.000 Ill, the new guy?

02:10:59.000 No, that's the young guy.

02:11:01.000 Kim Jong-un.

02:11:01.000 Kim Jong-un is the dad.

02:11:03.000 He did it about the dad.

02:11:04.000 Which one is the kid, the new one.

02:11:06.000 The new one.

02:11:07.000 Okay, so it was Kim Jong-il.

02:11:09.000 But it's called Dear Reader.

02:11:10.000 It's a very, very good book and interesting. 0.98

02:11:12.000 You find out how fucked up it is over there. 0.97

02:11:14.000 It's a system that's set up so that everybody's imprisoned by it. 0.99

02:11:18.000 Everybody tells on everybody else.

02:11:20.000 Like, they're set up to tell on each other.

02:11:22.000 Like, the people that have escaped and have left and gone to South Korea, they'll tell the stories about the prison camps.

02:11:27.000 People are born in prison camps over there, Eddie.

02:11:30.000 I think they're prisoner actors.

02:11:31.000 Oh, come on. 1.00

02:11:32.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

02:11:34.000 Don't get mad because I say that. 1.00

02:11:35.000 Why are you mad?

02:11:36.000 That's so crazy. 0.98

02:11:37.000 Am I going to get killed for saying that? 0.79

02:11:38.000 The whole country's a bunch of actors.

02:11:40.000 They're getting a check.

02:11:41.000 I think they're prisoners and they're forced to do parades.

02:11:44.000 Yeah, they're definitely prisoners.

02:11:45.000 They're definitely forced to do parades.

02:11:46.000 Exactly.

02:11:46.000 Yeah, like the whole country's a prison.

02:11:48.000 That's what I said.

02:11:49.000 But they're not actors.

02:11:50.000 They're acting when they're being filmed.

02:11:53.000 They're acting.

02:11:54.000 That's not real.

02:11:55.000 They're not being sincere.

02:11:56.000 They're acting.

02:11:57.000 They're forced to act.

02:11:58.000 They're prisoners.

02:11:59.000 But wait a minute.

02:12:00.000 Do you think that this country is under the control of a military dictatorship and everyone's terrified of doing anything wrong?

02:12:06.000 Yes.

02:12:06.000 Do you think that?

02:12:07.000 Okay.

02:12:07.000 They're all acting.

02:12:09.000 What do you mean by they're acting, though?

02:12:11.000 They're all terrified.

02:12:13.000 Like, how are they acting?

02:12:14.000 In what way?

02:12:15.000 They're acting like they're in love with Kim Jong-un.

02:12:19.000 Yeah, they have to.

02:12:20.000 They're terrified.

02:12:20.000 Yeah, they all do that.

02:12:21.000 That's a fact.

02:12:22.000 They were arrested.

02:12:23.000 They went to jail.

02:12:24.000 A bunch of people did for not crying hard enough when his dad died.

02:12:28.000 Not crying hard enough.

02:12:30.000 Like people who did like six months of hard labor. 1.00

02:12:33.000 When they come up with all that shit. 0.99

02:12:34.000 Oh, he got a haircut and he made everyone get the same haircut. 1.00

02:12:38.000 Look into that.

02:12:39.000 That's a fake story that everyone thinks is true.

02:12:44.000 That he got a haircut and he made every man in the country get a haircut or they get killed or something or get thrown in prison.

02:12:50.000 I never saw that. 1.00

02:12:52.000 It's bullshit. 1.00

02:12:54.000 Maybe he did. 1.00

02:12:55.000 Maybe he's that gangster. 1.00

02:12:56.000 High top, fade or die. 1.00

02:12:58.000 Those motherfuckers don't have shit. 1.00

02:12:59.000 High top, fade or die. 1.00

02:13:01.000 They don't have shit? 1.00

02:13:01.000 What do you mean? 1.00

02:13:03.000 They don't have nuclear weapons.

02:13:04.000 You don't think so?

02:13:05.000 No.

02:13:05.000 Well, let's just bring you to Washington, D.C. and clear this up.

02:13:08.000 I don't believe shit. 1.00

02:13:11.000 They're robbing trillions of dollars. 1.00

02:13:13.000 I think you should not believe in anything coming from the mainstream media.

02:13:17.000 Anything.

02:13:17.000 If they're all pushing it, then it can't be the truth.

02:13:20.000 There's no way it's the truth.

02:13:21.000 But even North Korea themselves, I mean, they definitely launched a missile yesterday, right?

02:13:24.000 What was the missile they launched yesterday?

02:13:26.000 No, that's what they say.

02:13:26.000 You don't believe it?

02:13:27.000 No.

02:13:28.000 Who's they?

02:13:28.000 That's what they say.

02:13:30.000 CNN. Fox News.

02:13:32.000 It's all mainstream media.

02:13:33.000 So you think they're all in on it?

02:13:34.000 I think it's a distraction. 1.00

02:13:35.000 I think there's some serious shit going on in Washington D.C. and they need that shit. 1.00

02:13:39.000 Oh, they're sending out missiles again and everyone's afraid of World War III. It's too gangster. 1.00

02:13:44.000 It's too easy.

02:13:44.000 What do you think is happening in Washington D.C.? They're not invading anybody.

02:13:46.000 We've invaded 30 countries or 20 or 30 countries since the Korean War. 0.99

02:13:50.000 We've killed millions of innocent people on some bullshit-ass wars and we're worried about North Korea? 1.00

02:13:57.000 That's ridiculous. 1.00

02:13:58.000 It's true. 0.97

02:13:58.000 It's propaganda. 0.97

02:13:58.000 We're brainwashed. 0.97

02:14:00.000 Or maybe they are a military dictatorship with nuclear power.

02:14:03.000 I'm very suspect.

02:14:04.000 Mm.

02:14:05.000 Experts.

02:14:05.000 Latest North Korean missile could strike Boston and New York City.

02:14:09.000 Eddie Bravo. 0.97

02:14:10.000 Skeptical hippo face.

02:14:11.000 I mean, this is a trap, man.

02:14:14.000 Yeah.

02:14:15.000 It's got a beautiful haircut, though.

02:14:16.000 Look at that sweet fade. 0.86

02:14:18.000 Did you know in the Korean War, and this is mainstream news, we made 18 cities disappear in Korea?

02:14:22.000 Oh, yeah.

02:14:23.000 It was horrible.

02:14:24.000 What they did in North Korea was horrible. 0.99

02:14:25.000 We made the Soviets get the fuck out. 0.99

02:14:28.000 The Soviets left, and after the Korean War, the United States was like, what are we going to do with it? 0.93

02:14:33.000 China says, we'll take over. 1.00

02:14:35.000 So since the Korean War, it hasn't been officially Soviets.

02:14:37.000 The Soviets officially left, and then China took over.

02:14:40.000 They kind of manage it and govern it.

02:14:43.000 I think it's just like a little prison country that they use as the bad guy.

02:14:48.000 I wouldn't be surprised if Kim Jong-un doesn't even live in Korea.

02:14:53.000 It's just all fake videos.

02:14:54.000 It's just fake videos.

02:14:56.000 If you watch the videos, easily faked.

02:14:58.000 Easily faked.

02:14:59.000 There's no proof of anything. 1.00

02:15:00.000 There's no proof of shit. 1.00

02:15:01.000 You're right. 0.99

02:15:02.000 They're showing video of a missile going up.

02:15:04.000 Oh, I believe that!

02:15:05.000 After they're stealing trillions of dollars. 1.00

02:15:07.000 We shouldn't believe shit. 1.00

02:15:09.000 A smart man wouldn't believe shit. 1.00

02:15:11.000 So you don't even think that the missiles that are getting launched in the air are real, so all the people with missiles don't really have missiles? 1.00

02:15:16.000 I didn't say that.

02:15:17.000 I didn't say because of that.

02:15:19.000 So that's why I assume they don't have missiles if we thought they had missiles forever.

02:15:22.000 I'm talking about North Korea.

02:15:24.000 They've always had missiles.

02:15:25.000 That's what they tell you. 1.00

02:15:27.000 Didn't the Russians sell them shit? 1.00

02:15:28.000 That's what they tell you. 1.00

02:15:30.000 Was it the Chinese or the Russians?

02:15:31.000 Everything they say...

02:15:33.000 They.

02:15:33.000 Who's they?

02:15:34.000 The same people that stole the trillions of dollars.

02:15:38.000 The same people that stole the trillions are also running CNN? They're running everything.

02:15:41.000 It's all connected.

02:15:43.000 Definitely don't think that's the truth.

02:15:44.000 It's all connected, dude.

02:15:46.000 I don't think you can have everything connected if they're going back and forth with each other.

02:15:50.000 Like, look what's happening between Fox News and CNN, right?

02:15:53.000 Look at the internal battles.

02:15:56.000 I think it's fake.

02:15:56.000 I think that's WWE. It's Republican and Democrat.

02:16:00.000 It's a fake fucking... 1.00

02:16:01.000 So they're not really in competition with each other either? 1.00

02:16:03.000 They don't care who gets more ratings, more money?

02:16:05.000 Individually?

02:16:06.000 Right.

02:16:06.000 Individually, people are worried about their own check and their own family.

02:16:09.000 So individually, yes.

02:16:10.000 But at the top, it's just a show. 1.00

02:16:13.000 I don't believe shit coming from them. 0.99

02:16:15.000 Too much faking six moon landings. 1.00

02:16:17.000 Come on.

02:16:17.000 Let me ask you this.

02:16:18.000 Come on.

02:16:19.000 Let me ask you this.

02:16:19.000 Where do you think...

02:16:21.000 Because one of the things that's happened, for sure, is as time has moved on, as technology has gotten more and more powerful and the ability to...

02:16:28.000 All the stuff that we can do now with our phones, all the information that you can get almost instantly with your phone.

02:16:34.000 When is it going to reach a point where no one has any control over anyone else?

02:16:39.000 Because it seems to me that that's inevitable.

02:16:41.000 It seems to me that the idea of these big units or these big groups having control over mass amounts of people, I think at a certain point in time, if technology keeps moving the way it is, more and more people have more and more ability to communicate, you're not going to be able to hide things.

02:16:57.000 They're doing it right now.

02:16:58.000 But I think we're going to reach a point in time where they can't do that.

02:17:00.000 Look, they could do that so much easier in the 60s.

02:17:03.000 They could do anything in the 60s.

02:17:04.000 It's so much easier.

02:17:06.000 It was so easy to fake deaths in the 60s, 50s, 40s.

02:17:10.000 Fake everything.

02:17:10.000 Everything.

02:17:11.000 It was so easy. 0.99

02:17:12.000 No one knew shit. 0.99

02:17:13.000 Look at how Jack Ruby runs up on Lee Harvey Oswald and just shoots him in the guts in front of everybody. 0.99

02:17:18.000 They just let this guy run at him with a gun in his hand.

02:17:22.000 They're bringing him in.

02:17:23.000 We've got him.

02:17:24.000 Lee Harvey Oswald.

02:17:25.000 We've got him.

02:17:26.000 What's that guy?

02:17:26.000 What's he doing running our way?

02:17:28.000 Hey, is that a gun?

02:17:29.000 Bang! 1.00

02:17:30.000 He just shoots him right in the stomach in front of everybody.

02:17:32.000 Meanwhile, he's probably not even dead.

02:17:33.000 That looks so staged.

02:17:34.000 Maybe Lee Harvey-Haswell, they go, dude, we gotta send you to an island.

02:17:37.000 Oh, they shot that dude.

02:17:38.000 You can see the bullet hit him. 0.99

02:17:39.000 Shoots him right in the guts.

02:17:40.000 I think there's land that the elite have that no one knows about, man. 0.99

02:17:44.000 That's what I think.

02:17:45.000 I would. 1.00

02:17:45.000 If I was the elite, I would have some shit and go, we don't need to tell these motherfuckers. 1.00

02:17:48.000 You think that the people running shit are like, we need to tell the people. 1.00

02:17:53.000 They need to know. 0.99

02:17:54.000 They have a right to know.

02:17:55.000 What do you think Clinton does most of his days?

02:17:59.000 I think he's just got a bunch of chicks he calls up. 0.99

02:18:02.000 Hey.

02:18:03.000 I don't know.

02:18:03.000 I don't know, but when you watch the Clinton Chronicles.

02:18:06.000 Stroking the resistance.

02:18:07.000 There's a... 1.00

02:18:08.000 They may be bullshit, but there's some... 0.99

02:18:10.000 What's the Clinton Chronicles? 0.98

02:18:11.000 The Clinton Chronicles is a documentary made in the 90s that you can find on YouTube, and it goes through his career in Arkansas, and the coke and all that stuff with the CIA, Mena, Arkansas, while George Sr.'s vice president with Ronald Reagan, the Contra, 0.97

02:18:27.000 all that shit! 0.98

02:18:29.000 Man, there's a war on drugs? 1.00

02:18:31.000 That's a scam. 1.00

02:18:32.000 They're not trying to stop no goddamn drugs. 1.00

02:18:34.000 They'll bust a Mexican cartel here and there just to say they're doing shit. 1.00

02:18:39.000 But they're taking all that money. 0.99

02:18:41.000 Everyone's like, yeah, we need to fight this drug war. 1.00

02:18:42.000 They're getting all this fucking money. 1.00

02:18:45.000 It's just like the moon and all the space shit. 1.00

02:18:47.000 I just want to know what Bill Clinton's doing right now. 0.99

02:18:50.000 He's probably having a good time.

02:18:52.000 Do you think he's having a good time? 0.98

02:18:53.000 I think he's having a fucking great time right now, to tell you the truth. 0.93

02:18:59.000 Do you think they got him set up? 0.99

02:19:00.000 Do you think he's got a sweet house and they bring him grapes and shit and he lays down? 0.99

02:19:04.000 No one's ever going to bust him. 0.99

02:19:06.000 What's this?

02:19:06.000 It's that movie about Barry Steele coming out at the end of the summer.

02:19:09.000 Oh, it's probably going to be Tom Cruise is playing Barry Steele.

02:19:13.000 How unreal is this going to be?

02:19:15.000 Come on, it's a propaganda film.

02:19:16.000 Huh.

02:19:19.000 It's not a felony if you're doing it for the good guys.

02:19:21.000 Wow.

02:19:23.000 Yeah, they're gonna make him look really bad.

02:19:26.000 I wonder.

02:19:26.000 I wonder if it's a...

02:19:29.000 Maybe they'll just say, hey, this is a long time ago.

02:19:31.000 How can they make it look?

02:19:32.000 They're gonna make it look like...

02:19:33.000 We don't do it anymore.

02:19:34.000 He was being sent...

02:19:37.000 He was a...

02:19:38.000 Barry Seals was a pilot.

02:19:40.000 He was a...

02:19:40.000 Here's a trailer.

02:19:41.000 Tom Cruise looking sexy as ever.

02:19:44.000 They make him seem like a badass pilot.

02:19:46.000 How does he stay?

02:19:47.000 Yeah, he was a badass pilot.

02:19:48.000 He had his pilot's license at 15, and so the CIA recruited him.

02:19:52.000 That's mainstream.

02:19:53.000 The CIA recruited him because he was a badass pilot.

02:19:56.000 Look at this.

02:19:57.000 The trailer's really good.

02:19:58.000 The movie looks really good. 1.00

02:19:59.000 He's covered in coke, and he gets out of a fucking plane. 1.00

02:20:03.000 Covered in coke. 1.00

02:20:04.000 Steals a kid's bike.

02:20:06.000 Wow, he crashed around to the plane.

02:20:09.000 How does Tom Cruise stay looking 35?

02:20:12.000 What is he doing?

02:20:13.000 He's a Scientologist.

02:20:14.000 But what are they doing?

02:20:15.000 Are they doing something to his face?

02:20:16.000 They're drinking baby blood.

02:20:17.000 They're running those little cotton gin looking things over his face. 0.99

02:20:22.000 Have you heard somewhere in Europe, this could be bullshit, but people like teens that donate blood? 0.99

02:20:32.000 Old people are buying young blood and getting transfusions. 1.00

02:20:36.000 It's not in Europe.

02:20:37.000 It's here in Silicon Valley.

02:20:38.000 Oh, they're doing it for real?

02:20:39.000 Yeah, Peter Thiel, who's a famous billionaire.

02:20:42.000 Tell me about that.

02:20:43.000 What do you know?

02:20:44.000 They found that if you inject young mice, or old mice, rather, with the blood of young mice, it makes them act like a young mouse.

02:20:53.000 It changes the way they behave. 1.00

02:20:55.000 The Illuminati knew that shit for millennia. 1.00

02:20:56.000 Well, it sounds like vampire shit. 1.00

02:20:57.000 Forget about Illuminati. 1.00

02:20:58.000 It sounds like vampire stuff.

02:20:59.000 Sounds like Illuminati.

02:21:00.000 Elizabeth Bathory stuff.

02:21:02.000 So they are doing this now, where they take these young, healthy guys, and they donate blood.

02:21:09.000 And then you go there, and they take that blood and pump it into your system.

02:21:12.000 And they fill your body up with young blood.

02:21:15.000 Does it work?

02:21:16.000 Apparently.

02:21:16.000 It has some crazy rejuvenating effect on you.

02:21:19.000 It's super expensive.

02:21:21.000 Let me ask you this.

02:21:21.000 Okay.

02:21:24.000 People freak out when you say, hey, the Illuminati, they're kidnapping kids and torturing babies, and they want to scare the shit out of them because they want adrenalized blood, and they're poking holes all over them. 0.92

02:21:36.000 Adrenalized blood? 0.95

02:21:37.000 Apparently, if you scare the shit out of them, the adrenal gland flushes into... 0.70

02:21:42.000 This is what they say.

02:21:44.000 Should I look into it?

02:21:45.000 Hey, can I just talk?

02:21:47.000 I don't know if it's real.

02:21:48.000 I don't know if it's real.

02:21:49.000 I don't know if it's real.

02:21:50.000 But apparently, adrenalized blood is the most potent.

02:21:53.000 So they scare the kids and they kill them and they drink their blood.

02:21:58.000 That's a conspiracy theory. 0.79

02:22:00.000 That's a conspiracy theory.

02:22:01.000 But...

02:22:03.000 We're already seeing this.

02:22:04.000 We're being slowly getting... 1.00

02:22:07.000 If teen blood is good for you, for old people, I bet some billionaire is going to go, what about fucking toddler blood? 1.00

02:22:14.000 What about that shit? 1.00

02:22:16.000 What about newborn baby blood? 1.00

02:22:17.000 I bet they're thinking.

02:22:18.000 The whole thing about stem cells is getting placental stem cells. 0.98

02:22:23.000 Think about all the kidnaps.

02:22:25.000 800,000 to a million kidnaps a year.

02:22:29.000 So you think they're just taking babies and using them to make rich people stay alive forever? 0.99

02:22:34.000 If you were rich and fucking a psychopath, wouldn't you do that? 0.99

02:22:36.000 Okay, what about this? 1.00

02:22:37.000 Wouldn't you do that?

02:22:38.000 If they can use CRISPR to artificially engineer a bunch of headless kids and you take the blood out of them, they don't even know you got it.

02:22:45.000 If teen blood is working, don't you think baby blood would...

02:22:48.000 It wouldn't be a shocker if you found out that baby blood is the best, right?

02:22:52.000 Let me ask you this.

02:22:53.000 Would that be a shock?

02:22:54.000 Is it immoral to have a warehouse filled with headless fake kids? 0.64

02:22:58.000 They don't have any head.

02:22:59.000 They never did have a head.

02:23:00.000 They were engineered with CRISPR to have no head.

02:23:02.000 And you have them hooked up to this thing.

02:23:04.000 And the blood is still the same.

02:23:06.000 And they're pumping blood into these vats.

02:23:07.000 And you go there and they tap you.

02:23:09.000 And you have to look up and recognize that these artificial people...

02:23:12.000 It's got to be real blood.

02:23:13.000 But they're real blood.

02:23:14.000 They're real people.

02:23:15.000 They just don't have any heads.

02:23:16.000 So they never have a chance to be alive.

02:23:18.000 They're connected to some machine.

02:23:20.000 Is this a movie?

02:23:21.000 No, probably.

02:23:22.000 I don't know.

02:23:23.000 It's kind of like the Matrix, right?

02:23:25.000 It's kind of like the Matrix.

02:23:26.000 But we already know teen blood is helping old people. 0.58

02:23:30.000 I think it's 25-year-olds is what they go for, an adult, young adult.

02:23:34.000 So based on the fact that teen blood is better than getting like a 50-year-old's blood, right?

02:23:39.000 Yes, that's what they're saying.

02:23:40.000 So then toddler blood would be better than teen blood.

02:23:42.000 And you don't think a trillionaire wants that toddler blood?

02:23:44.000 Maybe, you're right.

02:23:45.000 Here's the other thing that goes the other way, which is even more fascinating.

02:23:48.000 They took the blood of old mice and they put it into the young mice, and the young mice started acting old. 0.99

02:23:54.000 We're just kind of fucked. 0.99

02:23:55.000 It's like, wow. 1.00

02:23:57.000 Like, there's something in the blood, and they're trying to isolate what it is.

02:24:00.000 Of course.

02:24:00.000 It just makes sense.

02:24:03.000 It's easy to believe.

02:24:03.000 Like, yeah, young blood is probably better than old blood.

02:24:06.000 Yeah.

02:24:07.000 It's probably better.

02:24:08.000 Yeah.

02:24:08.000 And that's where everything comes from.

02:24:10.000 It comes from the blood.

02:24:11.000 Everything...

02:24:12.000 Blood is...

02:24:12.000 Look at this.

02:24:13.000 Cannabis reverses aging process in the brain, study suggests.

02:24:17.000 Researchers restore the memory performance of Methuselah...

02:24:21.000 Methuselah mice to a juvenile stage.

02:24:25.000 Whoa.

02:24:26.000 Regressed to a two-month-old.

02:24:28.000 Whoa.

02:24:29.000 Using a cannabis-active ingredient.

02:24:32.000 Whoa.

02:24:34.000 That's crazy.

02:24:36.000 Treatment opens up new options when it comes to treating dementia.

02:24:40.000 Imagine if weed was what you needed.

02:24:43.000 Just hardcore edibles.

02:24:44.000 We need to ask Joey some questions.

02:24:46.000 He does have some stories.

02:24:48.000 We know for a fact that cannabis basically 90% cures seizures in kids and even in animals.

02:24:56.000 Yeah, it definitely helps.

02:24:57.000 Even in dogs, dogs that have seizures, you give them some cannabis oil, boom!

02:25:00.000 Right.

02:25:00.000 But let me ask you this.

02:25:01.000 Why does it fuck with your memory? 0.99

02:25:03.000 How come when we're high, we're like, what the fuck was I just talking about? 0.99

02:25:05.000 My theory is this. 0.95

02:25:06.000 It's like, there's a difference between forgetting something and misplacing something.

02:25:13.000 Like, when you go out to Vegas and you get hammered and you black out, there's no way someone's gonna say anything to you that's gonna make that memory come back of this or that.

02:25:24.000 They say, dude, and then you...

02:25:25.000 Right.

02:25:51.000 It's definitely better than booze in that respect.

02:25:53.000 Well, there's a difference between actually forgetting something and not remembering it all.

02:26:00.000 You did it.

02:26:01.000 You were drunk.

02:26:01.000 You did it.

02:26:02.000 You don't remember it.

02:26:03.000 There's nothing anybody can do to bring it back.

02:26:05.000 They could tell you all about it.

02:26:06.000 You could watch it on video.

02:26:07.000 It ain't coming back.

02:26:08.000 Maybe the memory of you watching the video will stay in your brain, but no memories of...

02:26:13.000 It's never coming back. 1.00

02:26:14.000 With weed, you're talking about all this shit. 0.98

02:26:18.000 You start digressing and moving to this and jumping all over the place and go, what did I just say? 0.99

02:26:23.000 If someone reminded you, it'll come back.

02:26:25.000 It wasn't like, man, I don't remember ever talking about that.

02:26:27.000 You were just talking about that.

02:26:28.000 No, I don't remember.

02:26:29.000 So it's different.

02:26:30.000 Well, I forget sometimes what I'm talking about, but I don't forget moments or instances or facts.

02:26:35.000 If you were blackout drunk, you would.

02:26:36.000 Right, you would.

02:26:37.000 Can you get one of them caveman coffees, those little things?

02:26:41.000 Yeah, everybody has gotten those moments where...

02:26:44.000 Blackout.

02:26:45.000 Yeah, or just when you know that you're not seeing things the way other people are seeing them.

02:26:53.000 That's why I don't understand how anybody could do ketamine.

02:26:57.000 People that do recreational ketamine.

02:26:59.000 Never done it.

02:26:59.000 Never done it either.

02:27:01.000 But apparently you go into that K-hole. 1.00

02:27:03.000 It doesn't sound good.

02:27:04.000 K-hole doesn't sound good. 0.96

02:27:05.000 That doesn't sound good to me.

02:27:07.000 I don't want to do that.

02:27:08.000 It's some sort of animal tranquilizer, right?

02:27:11.000 Thanks, brother.

02:27:13.000 Thank you.

02:27:14.000 What is it?

02:27:16.000 If it wasn't called K-hole, if it was called Wonderlust, if something was called Wonderlust, I'd be like, let me try it. 0.97

02:27:26.000 Yeah, but they call it a K-hole after they've been in it.

02:27:28.000 Yeah, it sounds horrible.

02:27:30.000 It sounds like darkness.

02:27:31.000 I don't want to go there.

02:27:32.000 I never had the desire to do something that was going to put you in a K-hole. 1.00

02:27:36.000 Fuck that. 1.00

02:27:37.000 Like acid, not into it. 1.00

02:27:39.000 We did that acid podcast with Joey.

02:27:41.000 I didn't think I could go there.

02:27:42.000 I was the only guy not on acid, but Ari was on acid, Joey, Lee. 0.98

02:27:48.000 It was fucking hysterical. 0.93

02:27:49.000 I was like, you got to change the name. 0.99

02:27:52.000 You can't call it acid.

02:27:54.000 I'm not gonna take anything called acid. 0.98

02:27:56.000 That fucks me up. 0.91

02:27:56.000 That's hilarious. 0.91

02:27:58.000 And they should have called it something else.

02:27:59.000 Cutie love.

02:28:00.000 If they just call it cutie love.

02:28:02.000 Yeah.

02:28:02.000 You want some cutie love?

02:28:03.000 Yeah.

02:28:04.000 Yeah, yeah, I'll take some cutie love.

02:28:05.000 What's it gonna do?

02:28:06.000 Oh, I'll just make you look at yourself the way everybody else looks at you.

02:28:09.000 Oh, that's weird.

02:28:15.000 That's funny. 1.00

02:28:17.000 But Joey would drop some ass. 1.00

02:28:18.000 He don't give a fuck, man. 1.00

02:28:20.000 Yeah, Joey, he's down. 1.00

02:28:21.000 He's gangster.

02:28:22.000 That's the most gangster guy. 0.96

02:28:23.000 Joey's been killing it everywhere, too.

02:28:25.000 Joey's been doing a lot of travel.

02:28:26.000 He just sold out the Borgata Casino in Atlantic City.

02:28:29.000 That's nuts.

02:28:30.000 Yeah, he wanted to come in and do a podcast to promote it.

02:28:34.000 And he's like, I don't even got to promote it, dog.

02:28:35.000 It's already sold the fuck out. 0.99

02:28:39.000 Everybody's killing it. 0.96

02:28:40.000 It's kind of crazy.

02:28:41.000 Crazy to see how hard they're killing it on the road.

02:28:46.000 Joey's podcast is killing it, too. 1.00

02:28:48.000 I mean, the comedy store, holy shit. 0.99

02:28:50.000 That thing is thriving. 0.99

02:28:53.000 Back in the day, they had so many hidden bars back there.

02:28:57.000 It was collected dust, spiderwebs everywhere.

02:28:59.000 Now all those back rooms are being used like the old days.

02:29:02.000 It's insane. 0.98

02:29:04.000 I mean, I was hanging out at the comedy store all the goddamn time with you for two or three years straight. 0.98

02:29:10.000 You'd come pick me up, man. 0.98

02:29:12.000 I'd come out...

02:29:14.000 Either the baddest car on the planet is just waiting for me.

02:29:18.000 I'm out front.

02:29:19.000 Those moments.

02:29:21.000 The reason I bring that up is last night after EBI, me and my wife drove through my old neighborhood and we went down my street.

02:29:28.000 I got out of my car.

02:29:29.000 I parked right in front of my house and I got out of my car.

02:29:30.000 I just wanted to look at it again.

02:29:32.000 I was there for like 15 years.

02:29:34.000 When I turned around and walked back to the car, Dude, I went back to 2001 where you'd come and pick me up and we'd drive to the Comedy Store, dude.

02:29:42.000 I had that vision.

02:29:43.000 That was just last night, man.

02:29:45.000 It was insane.

02:29:46.000 That is crazy, right? 1.00

02:29:46.000 We did that all the goddamn time. 1.00

02:29:48.000 And the Comedy Store, the way it is now, holy shit, Tuesday night selling out? 0.99

02:29:53.000 It stays out on Monday night. 1.00

02:29:54.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:29:55.000 They sell it almost every night sometimes. 1.00

02:29:56.000 Remember, the main room was rarely used.

02:29:58.000 It was just all about the OR. It was struggling.

02:30:00.000 It was struggling.

02:30:01.000 And then when you left and you had that falling out for a while, then, dude, darkness.

02:30:06.000 And then you come back.

02:30:08.000 Boom! 0.99

02:30:09.000 It's like...

02:30:11.000 It's like Jesus is doing stand-up there now, you know what I mean?

02:30:13.000 It's so packed and everyone loves it and there's lines outside.

02:30:16.000 It's nuts.

02:30:17.000 It's weird, right?

02:30:18.000 Yeah.

02:30:18.000 It's weird to see because you get to see it in the dark days.

02:30:21.000 You got to see it when I first started going there, which we weren't getting a lot of crowds.

02:30:25.000 No, just the OR. And it's rarely sold out.

02:30:28.000 And even that, it took like a few years of me going there.

02:30:31.000 Sellouts weren't happening back then.

02:30:33.000 Not much.

02:30:33.000 Maybe if Dave Chappelle came by and did like a set or something, maybe, and everyone talked.

02:30:37.000 Or maybe on a Friday night he would sell out or a Saturday night in the OR. Yeah, but just the OR. Not like both of them.

02:30:43.000 You know what I mean?

02:30:44.000 It's pretty rare.

02:30:44.000 Yeah.

02:30:45.000 And now it's nuts.

02:30:46.000 And all the managers are like, hell, this is all insane.

02:30:51.000 It's different.

02:30:51.000 It's a beautiful thing, man.

02:30:52.000 It's crazy.

02:30:53.000 It's the internet, dude.

02:30:55.000 The internet. 1.00

02:30:55.000 The internet opened that fucking place up. 1.00

02:30:57.000 It's always been a big vortex for crazy people too. 1.00

02:31:00.000 There was something about that place.

02:31:02.000 That guy was still there last week.

02:31:05.000 Robert Appervire.

02:31:07.000 What's his name?

02:31:07.000 Robert William Appervire.

02:31:09.000 The weed lawyer.

02:31:10.000 I'd like to talk to him.

02:31:12.000 Have you ever talked to him?

02:31:13.000 You can't touch him.

02:31:14.000 You can't touch him.

02:31:15.000 You won't shake hands.

02:31:15.000 What's the story?

02:31:16.000 What does he say?

02:31:17.000 I don't know.

02:31:18.000 He's got something going on.

02:31:21.000 You'd have to ask him.

02:31:22.000 There's some issues.

02:31:23.000 There's some sort of issue.

02:31:25.000 He walks.

02:31:26.000 That's a documentary right now, getting into that dude.

02:31:29.000 You know what that dude would do?

02:31:30.000 He would put on a jacket, and then he would stuff the jacket filled with plastic bags and walk in the rain.

02:31:37.000 He's like a sort of a homeless kind of comedian who shows up.

02:31:40.000 He has a place where he sleeps.

02:31:41.000 Yeah.

02:31:42.000 He's got a place.

02:31:42.000 And he's been at the comedy store every weekend forever.

02:31:45.000 Every weekend.

02:31:46.000 He's always there, and he's by himself.

02:31:47.000 No one usually talks to him, right?

02:31:48.000 Yeah, he is.

02:31:49.000 He's a nice guy.

02:31:50.000 And all his jokes are about marijuana.

02:31:53.000 Does he have good ones?

02:31:54.000 They're not bad.

02:31:56.000 They're not bad.

02:31:57.000 Oh, so he's a super weed guy.

02:31:58.000 Oh, yeah.

02:31:59.000 It's all about weed.

02:32:00.000 Everything's about weed?

02:32:00.000 His whole act's about weed.

02:32:01.000 What?

02:32:01.000 I didn't know that.

02:32:02.000 You didn't know that.

02:32:03.000 I didn't know that.

02:32:03.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

02:32:04.000 His whole act is about marijuana.

02:32:06.000 What does he say?

02:32:07.000 Oh, you'd have to go and watch.

02:32:10.000 You'd have to go and watch.

02:32:10.000 I wouldn't want to do his bits.

02:32:12.000 But yeah, it's all about weed.

02:32:13.000 That's crazy.

02:32:14.000 I feel like he was a lawyer.

02:32:15.000 There's this documentary about this old lady who basically lives at a laundromat. 1.00

02:32:22.000 She just started hanging out there and super nice and started doing people's laundry and the owner of the laundromat just let her live there.

02:32:28.000 She's just a homeless person. 1.00

02:32:30.000 She's really sweet.

02:32:31.000 She's there all day, clean it up and watch. 1.00

02:32:34.000 She's like, I got free security.

02:32:35.000 She's nice.

02:32:36.000 I'm not going to throw her out.

02:32:37.000 She's helping everybody.

02:32:38.000 Everybody loves her.

02:32:39.000 And then...

02:32:40.000 They did a documentary on her life.

02:32:43.000 It's pretty fascinating, man.

02:32:45.000 Zach Galifianakis, he's known her for years.

02:32:49.000 Because she's in Santa Monica, and back when he was a struggling actor, he met her at the laundromat, and he became friends with her.

02:32:56.000 He takes her on red carpet premieres.

02:32:59.000 That's his date.

02:33:01.000 He hooks her up.

02:33:02.000 They have a close relationship.

02:33:05.000 That's crazy.

02:33:06.000 He takes her to legit... 0.96

02:33:09.000 Red carpet, big ass movie premieres.

02:33:11.000 That's hilarious.

02:33:13.000 Zach's an interesting guy, man.

02:33:15.000 He's real good friends with Brody.

02:33:17.000 Really?

02:33:17.000 Yeah, when Brody was having some issues, he reached out because he knew I'm friends with Brody and just telling me, like, Brody's not doing so good right now.

02:33:25.000 Help him out.

02:33:26.000 Try to keep an eye on him.

02:33:28.000 Don't let him do anything nuts.

02:33:30.000 Really?

02:33:30.000 He's not doing stand-up anymore?

02:33:32.000 What is this?

02:33:33.000 You remind me of this story I just heard the other day.

02:33:35.000 I'm looking this video up.

02:33:36.000 It's not brand new, which I thought it was brand new.

02:33:38.000 This lady was living in this guy's attic for a couple, like, I think a year. 0.88

02:33:42.000 What?

02:33:43.000 And the way he found out is he put a camera in because he was finding food missing from his apartment, like, in his kitchen.

02:33:49.000 This lady was living in his attic and climbing down when he was gone to, like, take a shower, piss, cook food. 1.00

02:33:57.000 Whoa.

02:33:58.000 I think it was a year.

02:33:59.000 I want to say it might have been a little longer.

02:34:01.000 It could have been a little less.

02:34:02.000 She's like 54 years old.

02:34:04.000 This is like that movie.

02:34:05.000 I think it was in New York.

02:34:06.000 What's that movie?

02:34:07.000 So she had this little stool there. 1.00

02:34:09.000 Starts with a P. Whoa. 0.57

02:34:13.000 Poltergeist?

02:34:13.000 No.

02:34:14.000 No, it's a paranormal activity or something like that.

02:34:16.000 Yeah, right.

02:34:17.000 This is crazy.

02:34:17.000 This could be fake though, right?

02:34:19.000 No, it was real.

02:34:20.000 Look how quiet she's being. 0.85

02:34:22.000 So is she doing this while he's asleep?

02:34:23.000 I think he was gone at work.

02:34:26.000 She probably didn't want anybody to know.

02:34:27.000 She was pissing in the sink and stuff. 0.99

02:34:29.000 Wow, pissing in my sink. 1.00

02:34:30.000 What the fuck? 0.99

02:34:32.000 The video's time-lapse a little bit too, so I'm skipping it. 0.99

02:34:35.000 Oh my gosh.

02:34:36.000 She's sitting there at his desk.

02:34:37.000 This is his whole apartment that we're looking at?

02:34:38.000 Well, this is just like his kitchen.

02:34:40.000 He just put like a still camera in there when he went to work to find out what was going on.

02:34:43.000 Dude, I wonder how often this is happening.

02:34:46.000 Maybe this is a thing.

02:34:49.000 Whoa.

02:34:50.000 So here's a...

02:34:51.000 Hold on, but keep going with that.

02:34:53.000 Keep going with that.

02:34:54.000 Where is she?

02:34:54.000 How did she get up there?

02:34:56.000 Like she went back up?

02:34:58.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:34:58.000 How did she get back up?

02:34:59.000 Yeah, where did she go?

02:35:00.000 That's him, right?

02:35:01.000 That's him.

02:35:02.000 There she is.

02:35:03.000 Okay, so where did she go?

02:35:06.000 Dude, this has got to be fake.

02:35:07.000 No way she could get up there.

02:35:08.000 Let's find out how she does it. 1.00

02:35:09.000 Oh, she hears him. 1.00

02:35:10.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:35:11.000 Oh, she hears him coming in and she runs and hides. 1.00

02:35:15.000 Oh, wow.

02:35:16.000 It might have been in the middle of the night.

02:35:17.000 Oh, my God.

02:35:22.000 I don't know.

02:35:23.000 How is she going to get back up there? 0.79

02:35:25.000 How is she going to get back up there? 0.79

02:35:26.000 She's been doing it every night, so it's like...

02:35:28.000 But let's see it.

02:35:29.000 Let's see it.

02:35:30.000 Dude, that is insane.

02:35:32.000 So he leaves, and then she climbs back in.

02:35:35.000 Let's see it.

02:35:39.000 There's no shot of her going back in.

02:35:40.000 There is, just right there.

02:35:42.000 Okay, let's see that. 1.00

02:35:43.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:35:45.000 It's real. 1.00

02:35:46.000 Dude, she lives in his attic.

02:35:48.000 That's insane.

02:35:50.000 That's so creepy.

02:35:52.000 What did it say?

02:35:52.000 The next morning?

02:35:53.000 Maybe she has a phone. 0.93

02:35:54.000 Did it say the next morning?

02:35:55.000 Where?

02:35:56.000 Didn't it say that at the very end of that video?

02:36:01.000 Go to the very end of the video.

02:36:03.000 How long she was up there for?

02:36:05.000 Like how long had it been?

02:36:06.000 I don't know.

02:36:07.000 I was going back to the story so you could get the rest of the video.

02:36:09.000 Go like right when she pops up.

02:36:11.000 Go right back to that video please.

02:36:12.000 And right when she pops up into the attic area.

02:36:15.000 Go a little bit further back for when she scrambles up.

02:36:21.000 Find when she scrambles up in there. 0.94

02:36:23.000 She's going up there right now.

02:36:24.000 I don't see it.

02:36:25.000 There you go.

02:36:25.000 Oh, that's coming out the next morning.

02:36:27.000 Yeah, okay.

02:36:28.000 Him.

02:36:28.000 So him the next morning.

02:36:30.000 And does he check the video and find out? 1.00

02:36:34.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

02:36:35.000 You know how creepy that would be? 1.00

02:36:36.000 If you're sleeping in a house and someone's in your goddamn attic and they climb down while you're sleeping and they make themselves some food and they climb right back up there. 0.99

02:36:44.000 That's like a little human rat. 0.99

02:36:47.000 Here's where she was staying. 0.91

02:36:49.000 What's her name?

02:36:51.000 And how long does it say how long she was up there for?

02:36:54.000 Do they know?

02:36:55.000 Does she admit it?

02:36:55.000 Is she in jail?

02:36:56.000 She insists it's actually her house.

02:36:59.000 He knocked and found a dark-haired woman who said that Jimmy was letting him live there.

02:37:05.000 He called the police, but the woman fled before they arrived.

02:37:08.000 Ooh.

02:37:11.000 Wait, it's not unusual.

02:37:12.000 The what?

02:37:13.000 Let's see, go back up a little bit.

02:37:14.000 It's not unusual.

02:37:15.000 Oh.

02:37:16.000 What does it say?

02:37:17.000 But one man was shocked to find a woman.

02:37:20.000 I wonder how often that happens.

02:37:21.000 It's not unusual to find unwelcome bats, squirrels, or termites in the attic.

02:37:26.000 But one man found a woman.

02:37:27.000 Ooh, Jesus Christ.

02:37:29.000 What is that?

02:37:29.000 Some other video started playing.

02:37:31.000 But here's where she was.

02:37:34.000 Wow.

02:37:35.000 There's an apartment there.

02:37:36.000 So she had like a little spot up there.

02:37:38.000 If you look this up too, this isn't an uncommon story.

02:37:41.000 This happened a few times to other people. 0.99

02:37:43.000 Oh shit. 1.00

02:37:45.000 They're just living in their fucking house. 1.00

02:37:47.000 Well, there's a lot of homeless people that eventually become squatters. 1.00

02:37:50.000 That's a big problem with people, too.

02:37:52.000 Someone just set up shop in your house and start living there and cooking and bringing food home, and they change the locks.

02:37:57.000 And then they say, this is my house.

02:37:59.000 And then you have to actually figure out some way to prove that it's your house, that you didn't send it, you know, rent it to them, or that you have to figure out a way to kick them out. 1.00

02:38:08.000 Dude, you just kicked their ass. 1.00

02:38:09.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

02:38:11.000 Fucking... 1.00

02:38:12.000 It's not that easy. 1.00

02:38:13.000 Someone living in your house, you're going to fucking try to go to court? 0.99

02:38:16.000 Let's say this. 1.00

02:38:18.000 You're going to sidekick him right in the throat.

02:38:20.000 Not maybe me, but what if you're a guy that has a house in Big Bear?

02:38:25.000 Okay.

02:38:26.000 And you're not there very often.

02:38:27.000 And then you go up to Big Bear one day and the lock's changed.

02:38:31.000 And some guy's looking at you through the window.

02:38:32.000 Can I help you?

02:38:33.000 And you're like, this is my house. 1.00

02:38:35.000 The fuck it is, this is my house. 1.00

02:38:36.000 And you're like, what are you talking about? 1.00

02:38:37.000 Why are you in my house?

02:38:38.000 What did you do with my locks?

02:38:39.000 Like, the guy's just squatter. 1.00

02:38:41.000 Dude, you come back with some friends and you just fuck this dude up. 0.99

02:38:44.000 But he's got a gun. 1.00

02:38:46.000 You come with guns, man.

02:38:47.000 And he calls the police.

02:38:48.000 The police show up.

02:38:49.000 And the police are like, you're breaking and entering.

02:38:50.000 You're like, no, this is my house.

02:38:52.000 No, he lives here.

02:38:53.000 Possessions, nine-tenths of the law.

02:38:54.000 This gentleman's inside the building.

02:38:56.000 I always heard that from kids.

02:38:58.000 Possessions, nine-tenths of the law. 0.99

02:38:59.000 What is it, a fucking percentage of the law? 0.99

02:39:02.000 Is the law the law? 0.99

02:39:04.000 Possessions, nine-tenths of the law.

02:39:05.000 Is that real?

02:39:08.000 That's happened.

02:39:08.000 It's hard to say what I would do.

02:39:10.000 I saw something about it the other day.

02:39:11.000 Maybe I just let them have the house. 0.95

02:39:12.000 Some woman bought a house, and right when she was about to move in, some woman had just moved in. 0.99

02:39:17.000 And she had been there for like two weeks.

02:39:19.000 And she changed the locks.

02:39:20.000 And she was like, someone leased it to me online.

02:39:23.000 Like she said that someone online...

02:39:25.000 Like, was leasing this lady's house.

02:39:27.000 Is that a scam?

02:39:27.000 Is it a scam?

02:39:28.000 Or is it real?

02:39:29.000 Could be a scam on both sides.

02:39:30.000 Could be she's lying, or it could be someone ran a scam on her and got her to pay rent for a house and she really thought it was hers.

02:39:38.000 Could be, right?

02:39:40.000 That's true.

02:39:41.000 Totally.

02:39:42.000 What?

02:39:42.000 I think I was fooled.

02:39:44.000 What's up?

02:39:45.000 Eddie called this video out as properly being fake, I think.

02:39:48.000 Which video?

02:39:49.000 That video of the lady in the apartment.

02:39:51.000 Oh yeah?

02:39:51.000 Yeah.

02:39:51.000 Fake?

02:39:52.000 I found a story, apparently, and people are adding this video to that story.

02:39:56.000 So yeah, of another site I just said that it was a marketing campaign for a rental website.

02:40:01.000 The Daily Mail UK put out a marketing campaign?

02:40:03.000 I mean, I'll show you.

02:40:04.000 How would they use that to get business?

02:40:07.000 I said this video is fake.

02:40:08.000 It's a marketing campaign.

02:40:09.000 Oh, interesting.

02:40:10.000 A marketing campaign for what?

02:40:13.000 Nakedapartments.com. 1.00

02:40:14.000 Goddamn fake news, man. 0.99

02:40:17.000 Realfakenews.com. 1.00

02:40:18.000 Go watch that shit. 1.00

02:40:20.000 That's just like Blair Witch. 1.00

02:40:22.000 So much fake shit. 1.00

02:40:23.000 I believe Blair Witch the first time I saw it. 1.00

02:40:26.000 I thought it was real.

02:40:28.000 Did you ever see the Bobcat Goldthwait Blair Witch style movie?

02:40:33.000 He made a movie about Bigfoot.

02:40:35.000 Willow Creek.

02:40:37.000 It's a Blair Witch style Bigfoot movie.

02:40:38.000 Is it good? 0.99

02:40:39.000 It's pretty fucking good. 1.00

02:40:40.000 Oh shit. 1.00

02:40:40.000 If you want to get scared. 1.00

02:40:41.000 I want to see it.

02:40:42.000 The idea is that all those people that go missing in the forest, that's one thing where people go missing that's legit. 1.00

02:40:47.000 Like a ton of people go missing every year in the national parks.

02:40:50.000 National parks and forests, they just get jacked.

02:40:52.000 Easy to pick them off there.

02:40:54.000 Just get jacked by animals.

02:40:55.000 Hey, if there's a market for it, you don't think there's guys out there trying to make money?

02:40:58.000 I think they're getting eaten by animals. 0.99

02:41:00.000 They're in deep woods, and they're falling down and breaking their leg and getting eaten by bears and shit. 0.99

02:41:05.000 There's a lot of that. 0.99

02:41:06.000 For sure, there's a lot of that.

02:41:07.000 There's a lot of that.

02:41:08.000 When you have someone, like if you're in the business, that's a good spot.

02:41:10.000 Get people camping.

02:41:12.000 They'll never see it.

02:41:13.000 They're never going to investigate.

02:41:14.000 They're going to say a bear took them.

02:41:15.000 Easy.

02:41:16.000 If that's your business, that would be, if that was your business, go, what's the easiest way?

02:41:20.000 Right, but bears do get people. 1.00

02:41:23.000 I know, it's perfect.

02:41:23.000 It's perfect.

02:41:24.000 Just got jacked the other day.

02:41:26.000 Woke up in his tent to the sound of his skull cracking because a bear was biting down on his skull.

02:41:33.000 How about the kid that got killed?

02:41:34.000 How often do bears kill people?

02:41:36.000 Every year.

02:41:37.000 Every year?

02:41:38.000 In the United States?

02:41:39.000 Yeah, every year someone's getting killed.

02:41:40.000 How many?

02:41:40.000 Five?

02:41:41.000 Four?

02:41:42.000 A couple, two, three.

02:41:43.000 Not that many.

02:41:44.000 You know, a kid got killed at Rutgers, and then the most recent one, a kid got killed, he was in a road race in Alaska.

02:41:51.000 He was racing, like some track event, and he was lagging behind.

02:41:55.000 And he saw a bear, and the bear was going after him.

02:41:58.000 He called his mom up, said, Mom, there's a bear following me.

02:42:01.000 And the bear jacked him, dragged him into the woods.

02:42:04.000 They had to kill the bear.

02:42:05.000 The bear was like hoarding, like covering the body, like protecting it.

02:42:10.000 Oh, they found the bear?

02:42:11.000 Because the mom sent someone out.

02:42:13.000 Yeah, they found the bear guarding the body.

02:42:16.000 I think it was his.

02:42:17.000 He was going to eat it.

02:42:18.000 How much did he eat at that point?

02:42:21.000 He ate some of it.

02:42:22.000 Face off or something?

02:42:23.000 I don't know.

02:42:24.000 Whatever he could get tore him apart, though.

02:42:27.000 It's not a good way to go.

02:42:29.000 No.

02:42:30.000 How about that documentary with that crazy dude who lived with the bears?

02:42:33.000 Timothy Treadwell?

02:42:36.000 That's one of the best documentaries ever.

02:42:37.000 Yeah.

02:42:38.000 Grizzly Man.

02:42:38.000 The way it was set up, too, because the first half of the documentary, you really liked that guy.

02:42:42.000 You're like, this guy really cares about these bears.

02:42:45.000 And all the sound bites they were using from the multiple interviews that they took were all stuff that were saying good things about them.

02:42:51.000 And you're like, oh.

02:42:52.000 And then it slowly gets dark. 0.62

02:42:54.000 It's just this crazy dude out there who's... 0.96

02:42:56.000 Crazier and crazier and crazier as time goes on. 0.82

02:43:00.000 I love when the pilot...

02:43:01.000 What was it called?

02:43:02.000 Grizzly Man.

02:43:03.000 Grizzly Man.

02:43:03.000 Was it a pilot or the sheriff goes...

02:43:05.000 I thought he was retarded! 1.00

02:43:09.000 We shouldn't laugh, though. 0.89

02:43:10.000 It's funny!

02:43:11.000 Yeah, you can't be hanging out with bears.

02:43:13.000 You can't be hanging out with bears.

02:43:14.000 He wasn't just hanging out with bears.

02:43:15.000 He was hanging out with them deep into the late season where the only ones that were alive, that weren't in hibernation, were the starving ones.

02:43:21.000 Like, he was in a danger zone.

02:43:23.000 Yeah.

02:43:24.000 Like, most of the time, those bears, like, if you're around bears that are eating salmon, you're not even in danger.

02:43:28.000 They're just eating so much salmon.

02:43:30.000 They don't want to try to chase you.

02:43:31.000 They don't even think of you as food.

02:43:32.000 Is that real?

02:43:33.000 Yeah.

02:43:34.000 Yeah, there's an area that we, what is it, the Kanai Peninsula, that video that we showed, where that huge bear wanders up to that dude.

02:43:40.000 It's not even trying to kill him.

02:43:41.000 Doesn't even care.

02:43:42.000 Because there's like 30 bears on this stream and they're all just jacking salmon.

02:43:47.000 They're eating so much salmon.

02:43:48.000 But this bear lumbers up and it's like the size of a VW bus. 0.99

02:43:52.000 It's so fucking big. 0.97

02:43:54.000 And this dude's just sitting there and this bear just walks over with these dead button eyes. 0.99

02:44:00.000 They have those black dead eyes.

02:44:02.000 Oh, they're so creepy.

02:44:04.000 I mean, they're beautiful in a lot of ways, but look at this thing.

02:44:07.000 Look at this thing.

02:44:08.000 Right up next to his lawn chair.

02:44:10.000 Look at this thing's eyes.

02:44:15.000 That's just an eating machine. 0.92

02:44:17.000 That's what that is.

02:44:18.000 That's like a pit bull times a thousand.

02:44:19.000 Yeah, it's a thousand pound eating machine.

02:44:22.000 And they look so lovable.

02:44:24.000 Yeah, of course.

02:44:25.000 They look like your friends in the movies that talk.

02:44:28.000 Well, what do you guys want to do today?

02:44:30.000 Teddy bears.

02:44:30.000 Should we go fishing?

02:44:31.000 A lot of fishing going on here.

02:44:33.000 And so this guy's hanging out, and it just starts walking towards him.

02:44:36.000 I mean, this thing is 10 feet from him.

02:44:39.000 Have you ever eaten a bear?

02:44:40.000 Yeah.

02:44:41.000 You eat bear meat?

02:44:42.000 Black bear.

02:44:43.000 Yeah.

02:44:43.000 What does it taste like?

02:44:44.000 Like a pig fucked a cow. 1.00

02:44:47.000 Nice. 1.00

02:44:48.000 So look at this.

02:44:48.000 This thing's just...

02:44:49.000 Look at his nails. 1.00

02:44:50.000 Look at those fucking claws. 1.00

02:44:52.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:44:55.000 The head on that thing. 1.00

02:44:56.000 That is an enormous bear.

02:44:58.000 How come this guy just freezing?

02:44:59.000 Yeah.

02:45:00.000 I mean, he was taking pictures.

02:45:01.000 He's a photographer, and it shows it towards the end of the video.

02:45:05.000 This guy was taking pictures of that river, which is filled with bears.

02:45:09.000 Filled with bears eating salmon.

02:45:11.000 And this is just a full bear.

02:45:12.000 He's full.

02:45:13.000 Yeah.

02:45:16.000 So he says to the bear, hey, hey, hey, hey, look at the muscles on that thing.

02:45:20.000 Is that like code?

02:45:21.000 Just noise, just noise.

02:45:23.000 Now look at that.

02:45:24.000 Look at all the bears.

02:45:25.000 Back up real quick.

02:45:27.000 I'd want to see the running of turns.

02:45:28.000 Look at this, look at this, look at this.

02:45:29.000 Look when he turns. 1.00

02:45:30.000 Look at all these fucking bears. 1.00

02:45:32.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:45:33.000 There's so many bears. 1.00

02:45:35.000 They're stuffed.

02:45:35.000 So apparently, this area, which is overwhelmed by bears, there's never been a death reported there.

02:45:42.000 They don't kill people there. 0.99

02:45:43.000 Because there's so many fucking salmon that they just gorge themselves on salmon and just chill out. 1.00

02:45:48.000 But if they're hungry, they'll fuck you up. 1.00

02:45:51.000 They'll just figure you out. 1.00

02:45:52.000 They're like, I think I can eat this dude.

02:45:54.000 And then once they eat you, they're like, I can't believe I didn't eat him before.

02:45:58.000 That was easy. 0.99

02:45:59.000 We have this stupid idea that there's a contract. 1.00

02:46:05.000 We have this stupid idea that there's some contract between us and bears. 1.00

02:46:09.000 They're not going to fuck us up. 1.00

02:46:10.000 Well, they like us. 0.97

02:46:11.000 We're cool.

02:46:12.000 Most times bears are scared of people.

02:46:14.000 Is there any video of a bear and a lion fighting?

02:46:17.000 I'm sure, right?

02:46:18.000 Probably in China or something.

02:46:19.000 If you had to put money on a full-grown bear, grizzly bear, or a lion, what do you think?

02:46:25.000 I'm going with a lion all day.

02:46:28.000 Yeah, I'm going with cat.

02:46:29.000 They both got tremendous claws.

02:46:31.000 Yeah, I'm going with the cat.

02:46:33.000 He's more athletic.

02:46:34.000 He moves better. 0.99

02:46:35.000 Cats just fuck everything up. 0.99

02:46:37.000 They fuck everything up. 1.00

02:46:38.000 They fuck up crocodiles. 1.00

02:46:39.000 You've seen leopards jack crocodiles. 0.99

02:46:41.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

02:46:42.000 Jaguars.

02:46:42.000 Jaguars jack crocodiles.

02:46:44.000 I bet leopards do too.

02:46:46.000 Yeah, they just...

02:46:47.000 Cats are just too fast. 1.00

02:46:48.000 They're too mean.

02:46:49.000 They're the meanest of all the animals. 0.64

02:46:51.000 And they're one of the rare animals that only eats meat. 0.90

02:46:54.000 Like, they only kill things. 1.00

02:46:56.000 Like, bears eat berries and shit. 0.99

02:46:58.000 What about a polar bear versus a great white shark? 1.00

02:47:01.000 I gotta go with the shark. 0.92

02:47:02.000 I think the bear will fuck up the great white. 0.97

02:47:04.000 I don't think he's gonna be able to fuck them up in the water. 0.99

02:47:06.000 They swim! 1.00

02:47:07.000 They don't swim that good.

02:47:08.000 They swim alright?

02:47:09.000 Not that good.

02:47:10.000 Oh, this is a mountain lion.

02:47:12.000 What?

02:47:13.000 A mountain lion.

02:47:14.000 They're really fighting?

02:47:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:47:15.000 Holy shit! 1.00

02:47:16.000 The mountain lion's biting the bear in the head and the bear's like, whatever, bitch. 1.00

02:47:19.000 I barely care that you bit me. 1.00

02:47:21.000 Whoa, this is amazing.

02:47:21.000 I barely care.

02:47:22.000 And that's it?

02:47:23.000 Oh, so it's a female, it's a male bear and a female mountain lion that's guarding her cubs, so she bit the bear in the face. 0.80

02:47:30.000 What if it's fake?

02:47:30.000 What if it's like, let's make a killer video and they just take this captured mountain lion and bear and then just let him go at it.

02:47:37.000 Oh, that's real.

02:47:37.000 I think that's real.

02:47:38.000 She's just trying to keep that bear from eating her kids. 1.00

02:47:40.000 How did they get this footage?

02:47:41.000 Because if you just have cameras set up where you know mountain lion activity is, do you stay away, use a zoom lens?

02:47:48.000 There's a bunch of different ways.

02:47:49.000 I mean, they've gotten a bunch of different really incredible encounters between animals just by filming hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hours.

02:47:57.000 If you stay in the field for months at a time, you see things.

02:48:00.000 Like, look at this lion and the bear.

02:48:03.000 Those are some good camera angles.

02:48:05.000 Look at this, but that's a black bear.

02:48:06.000 See, someone set this up.

02:48:07.000 That's a black bear and a lion.

02:48:09.000 That's crazy.

02:48:10.000 That's not a big bear.

02:48:11.000 It's a small bear and a big lion and they never live together.

02:48:16.000 How would they be in the same spot?

02:48:18.000 Somebody put them together.

02:48:19.000 No other way.

02:48:22.000 Lions are only in Africa, right?

02:48:24.000 The bears are only in North America.

02:48:25.000 This one at least.

02:48:26.000 Actually, they probably got some of those in Asia that look similar.

02:48:30.000 That looks like a zoo right there.

02:48:32.000 It is a zoo. 1.00

02:48:33.000 Where the fuck is that animal? 1.00

02:48:37.000 That's another lion, though. 1.00

02:48:39.000 Those are two lions.

02:48:40.000 Oh, he's about to get some. 1.00

02:48:41.000 Oh, he's taking a shit. 0.99

02:48:42.000 There's a bear in there, too? 1.00

02:48:44.000 Oh, the bear gets let in later? 1.00

02:48:47.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:48:48.000 There's a bear right there. 1.00

02:48:49.000 What the fuck? 0.99

02:48:50.000 Yeah, what's going on here? 1.00

02:48:52.000 This is like some snuff film. 0.99

02:48:55.000 Well, they do shit like that in, like, other countries. 0.99

02:48:58.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:48:59.000 I've seen videos where they have betting matches.

02:49:02.000 Look at this. 1.00

02:49:02.000 This bear and this lion is like, bitch, that's my food. 1.00

02:49:06.000 That's a big-ass black bear, too. 1.00

02:49:08.000 Make them fight over the food. 0.52

02:49:09.000 That's a huge black bear.

02:49:10.000 What's that lion doing over there just facing the...

02:49:12.000 Eating something.

02:49:14.000 They're eating something.

02:49:16.000 This is way weird.

02:49:18.000 I don't understand.

02:49:21.000 I think they're just making bets.

02:49:25.000 What about a full-grown chimp versus a tiger?

02:49:29.000 Tiger all day.

02:49:31.000 Really?

02:49:31.000 Yeah, I go with the cat.

02:49:32.000 I always go with a cat, especially if the cat's bigger.

02:49:36.000 Like a full-grown cat could be like 900 pounds plus.

02:49:39.000 Tigers can swim, right?

02:49:40.000 Yeah.

02:49:40.000 Do they go underwater?

02:49:41.000 They can swim underwater, yeah.

02:49:43.000 Tiger versus great white.

02:49:46.000 Great white.

02:49:47.000 You think so?

02:49:47.000 In the water.

02:49:48.000 You don't always go for cats then.

02:49:49.000 You don't always go for cats.

02:49:50.000 But the great white's so much bigger.

02:49:51.000 It's still a cat.

02:49:55.000 There's a picture of a...

02:49:57.000 I think a tiger would surprise you. 1.00

02:49:59.000 I think a tiger would take a fucking... 1.00

02:50:00.000 If they're taking out crocodiles... 1.00

02:50:03.000 Great white, they're not smart. 1.00

02:50:05.000 That's true. 1.00

02:50:05.000 They try to eat cages and shit. 1.00

02:50:07.000 I don't think they'd be able to do anything with it, though. 0.99

02:50:10.000 I don't think it's too much.

02:50:11.000 It's like, you know, a real great white's like a thousand pounds. 0.99

02:50:14.000 What the fuck's a tiger gonna do? 0.99

02:50:16.000 Gonna swim with it in its mouth? 1.00

02:50:17.000 They figured out that you could swim with...

02:50:20.000 All sharks now.

02:50:21.000 The sharks are, like, hit them at the right time or whatever. 1.00

02:50:24.000 You could swim with fucking sharks, except for great whites. 0.99

02:50:27.000 But there is one lady who swims with great white sharks. 1.00

02:50:30.000 What is this?

02:50:31.000 That's a killer whale. 0.99

02:50:32.000 15 foot, what is it?

02:50:33.000 It's a 14 to 15 foot great white, like, in three foot of water off the coast of Mexico in this bay.

02:50:38.000 It got hit right here with a propeller, but they found out it was feeding off stingrays.

02:50:42.000 It wasn't, like, beached or anything.

02:50:44.000 Oh, really? 0.99

02:50:44.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:50:44.000 This guy gets fucking super close to it, dude. 0.99

02:50:47.000 It's wild. 1.00

02:50:47.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

02:50:48.000 Where's this? 1.00

02:50:48.000 Mexico? 1.00

02:50:49.000 So that's...

02:50:49.000 That's why it was there?

02:50:50.000 It wasn't there because it was stuck?

02:50:51.000 It was there because it was feeding off stingrays?

02:50:53.000 Yeah, if you watch the whole video, the guy, they're wondering if it's caught in a net or what's going on with it.

02:50:58.000 He gets real close here.

02:50:59.000 You can see this injury on its back.

02:51:00.000 It got hit by a propeller.

02:51:03.000 I'm not going to show this online.

02:51:04.000 If you want to look it up on YouTube, it's Pearson Brothers Winery.

02:51:07.000 Films 15 foot.

02:51:07.000 Why can't you show it online?

02:51:08.000 Great White Shark.

02:51:09.000 Oh, really?

02:51:10.000 Too many views on it right now.

02:51:11.000 It's...

02:51:12.000 Yeah, whenever you try to put someone else's YouTube video on your YouTube video, you get yanked.

02:51:16.000 Look at the scars on his back. 0.97

02:51:19.000 So he got fucked up by a propeller, that's what happened there? 0.98

02:51:22.000 It also starts moving around, too. 0.99

02:51:24.000 I think I got a little fucking hairy. 0.98

02:51:27.000 Wow. 0.99

02:51:30.000 It's pretty dark.

02:51:33.000 Wow, look at the size of that thing. 0.67

02:51:35.000 I didn't know they were so dark.

02:51:37.000 Well, it's probably just shitty lighting. 0.99

02:51:41.000 That's scary as fuck. 0.97

02:51:42.000 That looks like a submarine. 1.00

02:51:44.000 Just an eating machine.

02:51:46.000 There's been a bunch of videos that are really crazy to watch, where they take a drone and they fly it over Malibu, and you see these people surfing, and just a few hundred yards outside of the people surfing, you see a Great White swimming through the water.

02:51:57.000 In Australia?

02:51:57.000 No!

02:51:58.000 Where?

02:51:58.000 Malibu.

02:51:59.000 Oh shit! 1.00

02:52:00.000 Malibu, yeah. 1.00

02:52:01.000 Is it on YouTube?

02:52:02.000 That guy's in the water right next to that thing.

02:52:04.000 At the end here, he got, looking at it, he got hit by a stingray twice in his foot.

02:52:08.000 One was like a six inch gash, he said.

02:52:10.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:52:10.000 So there must be like a school of Stingray.

02:52:12.000 Stingray jacked his foot?

02:52:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:52:14.000 Oh, fuck, man. 1.00

02:52:15.000 What are you doing? 1.00

02:52:16.000 Are you retarded? 1.00

02:52:18.000 Get out of there, kid. 1.00

02:52:19.000 Stepping on Stingrays, you fuck? 1.00

02:52:21.000 Like, you accidentally step on them, right? 1.00

02:52:23.000 Don't they, like, bury themselves in the sand?

02:52:24.000 Is there video of that drone filming in Malibu?

02:52:29.000 Yeah.

02:52:29.000 Pull up Great White spotted off of Southern California coast.

02:52:36.000 Look at that.

02:52:39.000 Now this is Malibu?

02:52:40.000 Yes.

02:52:40.000 This is Pismo Beach, it says.

02:52:42.000 Okay.

02:52:43.000 That's pretty close.

02:52:44.000 It's a couple hours up the coast.

02:52:46.000 There's a gang of them.

02:52:47.000 And are they great blights?

02:52:49.000 I believe there's one from Malibu, too.

02:52:49.000 Can they tell what kind of sharks they are?

02:52:51.000 Yeah, they think it's a great white.

02:52:53.000 When they get real big...

02:52:55.000 There's quite a few videos that they're catching now with drones.

02:52:59.000 One of them, they had people real recently, they evacuated the beach.

02:53:05.000 Look at this!

02:53:06.000 Look at that! 1.00

02:53:07.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:53:11.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:53:12.000 It's in the wave. 1.00

02:53:13.000 It's right there.

02:53:14.000 It's right there with everybody.

02:53:16.000 You know what?

02:53:16.000 They should have those patrolling the beach.

02:53:18.000 Look at the other one right next to it. 0.99

02:53:19.000 Oh, damn. 0.99

02:53:19.000 He has no idea. 0.99

02:53:21.000 Isn't that crazy?

02:53:22.000 It's right there. 1.00

02:53:23.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:53:26.000 He's just waiting for a wave, and that shark is right underneath him. 1.00

02:53:30.000 That! 0.99

02:53:31.000 Are you kidding me? 1.00

02:53:32.000 Fuck all that. 1.00

02:53:34.000 He has no idea. 1.00

02:53:35.000 He has no idea.

02:53:36.000 And what is that thing?

02:53:37.000 Is that 20 yards?

02:53:39.000 He's gone.

02:53:40.000 I bet you sharks all the time they were about to go on some surfer. 1.00

02:53:44.000 And then they take a fucking wave and he saves his ass. 1.00

02:53:47.000 Dude, they probably are near death often. 1.00

02:53:53.000 Those guys are so gangster.

02:53:56.000 Guys like Kelly Slater. 1.00

02:53:58.000 Yeah, fuck that. 1.00

02:53:59.000 Shane Dorian. 1.00

02:54:00.000 Jaws fucked it up for me, man. 0.98

02:54:02.000 I know that's brainwashed and all that, but it worked. 0.93

02:54:05.000 That wasn't brainwashed, that's a movie.

02:54:07.000 Do you know what Jaws was about?

02:54:08.000 You know what the inspiration was?

02:54:11.000 Well, some real shark that was...

02:54:12.000 Real shark attack in fresh water.

02:54:14.000 It's real crazy.

02:54:16.000 There's a shark called a bull shark that swims from the ocean up rivers into fresh water and can get as far north as Illinois.

02:54:23.000 What?

02:54:24.000 And they're the most aggressive sharks.

02:54:26.000 And they killed a bunch of people in a river in New Jersey.

02:54:29.000 Yeah, I think it was like the early 1900s. 0.99

02:54:32.000 I want to say like the 1930s or some shit. 0.99

02:54:34.000 They killed a bunch of people in a freshwater river in New Jersey. 0.99

02:54:38.000 So these people would be swimming.

02:54:39.000 Hey, let's go swimming.

02:54:40.000 All right, everybody. 0.99

02:54:41.000 And they didn't know shit back then. 0.98

02:54:42.000 And then you just get torn apart by sharks. 0.94

02:54:46.000 I think it happened.

02:54:48.000 Where's that one?

02:54:50.000 Indiana side of the Ohio River. 1.00

02:54:52.000 The Indiana side of the Ohio River and they catch a fucking bull shark. 1.00

02:54:57.000 Do you know how crazy that is? 0.99

02:54:58.000 That thing got all the way up the river in fresh water.

02:55:03.000 They're the only shark that we know that can do that and weirdly it's one of the most aggressive sharks.

02:55:09.000 I don't think we know of any other sharks that go up fresh water like that, right?

02:55:13.000 Isn't that the only one?

02:55:15.000 I think that's the only one.

02:55:17.000 Could travel up rivers.

02:55:18.000 They have been known to travel as far up as Indiana and the Ohio River.

02:55:21.000 Although there have been recorded attacks, they're probably responsible for the majority of nearshore shark attacks, including many attacks attributed to other sharks.

02:55:31.000 See if you can find the inspiration for the movie Jaws shark attacks in New Jersey.

02:55:37.000 Because it was all in fresh water. 0.97

02:55:39.000 That's what's fucked up about it.

02:55:40.000 It wasn't even like the movie Jaws where it was actually in the ocean. 0.93

02:55:44.000 Like these people had no idea.

02:55:46.000 They had no idea.

02:55:48.000 1916. Imagine all that.

02:55:52.000 People were like babies back then. 0.98

02:55:54.000 They didn't know shit. 0.97

02:55:55.000 They just landed on the coast of America. 0.97

02:55:59.000 1916?

02:56:00.000 How long have we been there?

02:56:01.000 You know, 1776 to 1916?

02:56:04.000 These people just got there.

02:56:05.000 No airplanes?

02:56:06.000 Been there 100 years.

02:56:07.000 Yeah.

02:56:08.000 It's crazy.

02:56:09.000 Like, you think, 1916, in 2017, when you sit back and think about it, 1916 was essentially 100 years ago, 101 years ago, and just 100 years before that, you got 1816, 100 years before that, you got 1716. So it's like the beginning of the country.

02:56:28.000 Just a couple of hundred years into the beginning of the country, and that was just a hundred years ago.

02:56:33.000 Great white shark attacked five people near the Jersey Shore.

02:56:35.000 Huh.

02:56:36.000 This is a different story.

02:56:38.000 Unless they called it a great white shark and it was a bull shark.

02:56:41.000 Is that...

02:56:44.000 Mmm.

02:56:45.000 I think that's different.

02:56:46.000 I think that's a different story.

02:56:47.000 There was a bunch of attacks on a river in New Jersey in the early 1900s.

02:56:53.000 I don't think that's the one.

02:56:55.000 I think that's a different one.

02:56:56.000 There's obviously been a bunch of attacks.

02:56:58.000 Spring Lake into Matawan Creek.

02:57:01.000 Is that it?

02:57:02.000 Mm-hmm.

02:57:03.000 Rogue Great White.

02:57:04.000 But the one that's a Rogue Great White, huh?

02:57:06.000 That's different.

02:57:07.000 I thought it was a bull shark.

02:57:09.000 That's just what this says.

02:57:12.000 When's this story from?

02:57:14.000 It's 1916, 2012. Well, if it's in the Smithsonian, you've got to think that's probably right.

02:57:19.000 I could have swore it was bull sharks, though.

02:57:21.000 And it killed more than one person. 1.00

02:57:24.000 Either way, fuck sharks. 1.00

02:57:26.000 Right? 1.00

02:57:28.000 Yeah, I don't fuck with the ocean. 0.99

02:57:30.000 Do you go fishing? 0.99

02:57:31.000 No.

02:57:32.000 You're not into it?

02:57:32.000 No, I'll probably get into it for my son.

02:57:34.000 I'll probably get into it.

02:57:35.000 He likes it, but I ain't trying to go way out in the ocean.

02:57:38.000 I have no desire to go. 0.99

02:57:39.000 I like watching it on DVDs and shit. 0.99

02:57:42.000 The deep and, you know, the deepest part of the ocean. 0.99

02:57:45.000 I forget what it's called.

02:57:46.000 James Cameron, where he goes down that submarine.

02:57:48.000 There's like a trench.

02:57:49.000 Mariana Trench.

02:57:50.000 Yes. 1.00

02:57:50.000 I like shit like that. 1.00

02:57:52.000 There's a lot of mysterious shit that goes on there. 1.00

02:57:53.000 Do you know where the best place to go shark fishing in the world is? 0.99

02:57:56.000 South Africa?

02:57:57.000 Right off Catalina.

02:57:59.000 Really?

02:58:00.000 Dude, it's one of the best spots in the world.

02:58:01.000 They catch these giant mako sharks.

02:58:03.000 And they taste good.

02:58:04.000 You can eat them. 0.91

02:58:06.000 Gross. 0.89

02:58:06.000 People get mad at you, though. 0.89

02:58:07.000 That's a new thing.

02:58:08.000 People get mad at you if you eat sharks.

02:58:10.000 If you kill sharks, people get mad.

02:58:12.000 Yeah, they shouldn't be mad at that.

02:58:13.000 But they don't get mad if you kill, like, a tuna.

02:58:16.000 Tuna's okay, but sharks are bad because people have been brainwashed into thinking that people eat shark fin soup and they waste the shark.

02:58:24.000 So then people start thinking of shark fishing, like they think of trophy hunting, like they think of killing lions or something like that.

02:58:30.000 You're just killing it for no reason.

02:58:32.000 You're not eating it.

02:58:33.000 What about killing dolphins for food? 0.65

02:58:35.000 You like that?

02:58:35.000 Nobody does that.

02:58:36.000 The Japanese do. 1.00

02:58:37.000 No, they just kill them. 1.00

02:58:38.000 They kill them because they're getting in the way of their tuna production. 0.99

02:58:41.000 And they eat them too.

02:58:42.000 Do they eat them too?

02:58:42.000 Yep.

02:58:43.000 Really?

02:58:43.000 They eat them.

02:58:44.000 They make dolphin burgers.

02:58:46.000 Really?

02:58:46.000 Yep.

02:58:47.000 Ooh.

02:58:48.000 Seems wrong. 1.00

02:58:49.000 They trap them in a cove and just fucking harpoon them, man. 0.99

02:58:53.000 I thought when they were doing that they were just killing them because they were getting in the way of their tuna. 1.00

02:58:56.000 They don't waste shit. 0.99

02:58:57.000 They're not going to just waste that. 1.00

02:58:58.000 Really?

02:58:58.000 They eat them?

02:58:59.000 They eat that shit. 1.00

02:59:00.000 Have you watched? 1.00

02:59:02.000 I've seen a documentary. 0.99

02:59:03.000 It could be bullshit, but it seemed legit. 0.99

02:59:06.000 But who knows? 0.99

02:59:07.000 It feels weird, right? 0.99

02:59:08.000 Like eating a dolphin seems fucked up. 0.99

02:59:10.000 Didn't the Japanese, like, they were totally into killing whales all the time. 1.00

02:59:13.000 Don't they still do that?

02:59:14.000 Whaling, yeah. 0.99

02:59:14.000 Yeah, they still fuck whales up. 0.99

02:59:16.000 That's pretty fucked up, right? 1.00

02:59:17.000 Definitely. 0.99

02:59:18.000 They use it for all kinds of stuff, right?

02:59:19.000 They would eat the whale blubber.

02:59:21.000 You know, one of the things they do now, they kill whales under the false pretense of they're trying to do scientific research.

02:59:31.000 They're allowed to do some scientific research on whales, so they kill a few whales, and then they take those whales that they kill and they sell whatever parts exist.

02:59:41.000 Smart.

02:59:41.000 That's gangster.

02:59:42.000 If I was an Illuminati, I'd be like, I'd greenlight that shit. 1.00

02:59:46.000 That's a good one. 1.00

02:59:46.000 I don't think it's Illuminati. 1.00

02:59:48.000 I think it's a Japanese fishing market that's always been doing that.

02:59:51.000 They've been selling and buying and killing whales forever.

02:59:55.000 And so then when these new environmental standards got raised, they said, oh yeah, well we have to do a little research.

03:00:00.000 We've got to do a little research.

03:00:01.000 Perfect.

03:00:02.000 Those, that company, or that group, the Sea Shepherds, do you know who they are? 0.99

03:00:06.000 They're the ones who bust people who are whaling, in illegal whaling, because otherwise, you gotta think, if you find some whaling boat in the middle of the fucking ocean, think how big the goddamn ocean is. 0.96

03:00:15.000 There's a boat out there somewhere in the middle of it that's whaling. 0.97

03:00:19.000 How are you gonna find them?

03:00:20.000 What are you gonna do?

03:00:20.000 They go out there and ram these boats, and they...

03:00:23.000 Don't they shoot, like, air guns or something like that at them?

03:00:25.000 Or, like, water guns. 0.99

03:00:27.000 They do a bunch of shit to try to disrupt it, and then they try to expose it. 0.98

03:00:30.000 Isn't there a TV show about it? 1.00

03:00:32.000 I think so.

03:00:33.000 Whale Warriors or something like that. 1.00

03:00:35.000 Yeah, they should be fucking whales and dolphins. 1.00

03:00:37.000 I draw the line. 1.00

03:00:39.000 Yeah, they're too smart.

03:00:40.000 Cows okay.

03:00:41.000 Cows okay.

03:00:42.000 Chickens okay. 1.00

03:00:43.000 Cows are dumb. 1.00

03:00:43.000 Hey, chicken. 1.00

03:00:44.000 Not that dumb. 0.99

03:00:46.000 Have you seen those videos of the cows that... 0.99

03:00:48.000 They got loose.

03:00:49.000 Yeah.

03:00:49.000 Yeah, they were in a slaughterhouse.

03:00:51.000 They seem like they're smarter than we think.

03:00:54.000 What about octopus?

03:00:56.000 How smart they are.

03:00:56.000 They're definitely happy.

03:00:57.000 And you go to some restaurants and you can eat a live octopus.

03:01:00.000 You just boil them. 1.00

03:01:01.000 That's fucked up. 1.00

03:01:02.000 I went to an Italian restaurant. 1.00

03:01:02.000 They had it on the menu last night. 1.00

03:01:04.000 Grilled octopus.

03:01:05.000 I've had it before.

03:01:06.000 We've talked about it on the podcast. 1.00

03:01:07.000 They're smart as fuck. 1.00

03:01:08.000 They are smart as fuck. 1.00

03:01:09.000 But you know what? 1.00

03:01:11.000 Look at that.

03:01:12.000 They're smart.

03:01:13.000 It's going to go through a hole.

03:01:14.000 Watch.

03:01:14.000 It's going to have a tiny...

03:01:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:01:16.000 A little tiny asshole, right? 1.00

03:01:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:01:18.000 Where's the hole?

03:01:19.000 Right there.

03:01:19.000 The hole in the wall?

03:01:21.000 I got obsessed with octopus videos for a while.

03:01:23.000 I want more.

03:01:24.000 I want...

03:01:25.000 They got a poor... 1.00

03:01:26.000 Fuck NASA and $18 billion. 1.00

03:01:27.000 Put some more money into... 1.00

03:01:29.000 Octopuses?

03:01:29.000 Octopus, dolphins, monkeys.

03:01:31.000 Where's that thing going?

03:01:33.000 Out of the boat.

03:01:35.000 Whoa.

03:01:35.000 Just going through that hole in the wall?

03:01:36.000 Yep.

03:01:37.000 Right out the side of the boat.

03:01:38.000 Wow. 1.00

03:01:38.000 Look at that shit. 1.00

03:01:39.000 That's an alien life form. 1.00

03:01:41.000 I mean, it might as well be for another planet.

03:01:43.000 Yeah.

03:01:43.000 If you found that on another planet, you'd be so excited.

03:01:46.000 Did you see the one the guy released it into the water and it came up to thank him? 1.00

03:01:50.000 Look at that shit. 0.99

03:01:51.000 It's hard to tell if that's what it did. 1.00

03:01:53.000 Piling out of that crack.

03:01:56.000 Just slowly compressing itself.

03:01:59.000 The head, the brains, everything.

03:02:01.000 The only thing he has to worry about is the beak.

03:02:03.000 I don't think they have a classic brain like we think of.

03:02:08.000 Look at that. 0.96

03:02:09.000 That's nuts.

03:02:10.000 Through a little tiny hole.

03:02:11.000 And right at the end of it, you scoop it up with a net.

03:02:13.000 Psych! 1.00

03:02:15.000 He tried too hard, but I saw it coming, bitch. 1.00

03:02:19.000 It's crazy. 1.00

03:02:21.000 You eat octopus?

03:02:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:02:23.000 Damn. 1.00

03:02:24.000 I think they'd eat us, too. 0.99

03:02:26.000 I don't think they're nice.

03:02:27.000 Some octopus attack.

03:02:28.000 Yeah, I don't think they're nice.

03:02:29.000 Up north, like in Canada. 0.97

03:02:30.000 I think they're worried that we're assholes, and they're probably right, but I don't think there's a lot of morals going on in the octopus community. 0.97

03:02:36.000 Do you ever see that one video of octopuses that were taking out sharks in an aquarium? 0.98

03:02:41.000 They had this big-ass aquarium, and they kept missing sharks. 0.98

03:02:44.000 They're like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

03:02:45.000 It's like, someone's killing our sharks. 0.98

03:02:47.000 And then they put a video, they set it up, and they found out- Videos always, octopus always get busted with hidden cameras, right?

03:02:53.000 There's so many hidden camera videos of like pet octopuses getting out of their aquarium.

03:02:58.000 Oh yeah, and going into another aquarium and jacking the fish and then climbing back in.

03:03:02.000 Look at this.

03:03:02.000 Do they attack each other?

03:03:04.000 Do octopus attack each other?

03:03:05.000 That's a very good question.

03:03:06.000 Octopus wars.

03:03:07.000 I'm sure they have them, right? 0.99

03:03:09.000 Look how he fucks this shark doesn't have a chance. 0.96

03:03:12.000 It's a tiny shark. 0.98

03:03:13.000 It is a tiny shark.

03:03:14.000 It's like a baby.

03:03:14.000 It's like a toddler.

03:03:16.000 It still doesn't have a chance.

03:03:17.000 Do you know that they feel like they're pretty sure that they found fossil evidence of enormous suction cups, which would indicate that at one point in time there was a thing like a kraken, like an enormous hundred foot long octopus?

03:03:31.000 I believe that.

03:03:32.000 They probably still exist.

03:03:33.000 Probably, right? 0.95

03:03:34.000 We don't know shit about the ocean. 0.98

03:03:35.000 Well, you've seen those giant squids, right? 0.98

03:03:38.000 You ever seen those?

03:03:39.000 Yeah.

03:03:40.000 You ever seen that one they found when they had one of those offshore oil things?

03:03:46.000 What are those things called?

03:03:46.000 Do they have it on YouTube?

03:03:47.000 Giant squid?

03:03:48.000 What's that offshore oil rig alien squid? 0.96

03:03:53.000 Or the biggest squid found, the biggest one. 1.00

03:03:55.000 They found this fucking squid. 1.00

03:03:56.000 They found this fucking squid, that one. 1.00

03:03:57.000 They didn't even know this thing existed until they had a camera set up and look at that fucking thing. 1.00

03:04:03.000 It's got like crab legs. 0.99

03:04:05.000 They found this enormous giant squid in the ocean.

03:04:08.000 They didn't even know it existed until they got this video. 1.00

03:04:12.000 Look how big that shit is. 1.00

03:04:13.000 It's huge. 1.00

03:04:14.000 It's like it has like a...

03:04:15.000 Yeah, like arms.

03:04:17.000 Like go back to that image, Jamie, and freeze on it.

03:04:20.000 It's hard to tell.

03:04:21.000 We need something like a boat next to it or...

03:04:24.000 It's hard to tell how big it is.

03:04:25.000 Well, they've caught them.

03:04:26.000 They've caught giant squid now.

03:04:28.000 The giant squid used to be like a rumor.

03:04:30.000 They used to find dead ones occasionally, but now they've found them and caught them.

03:04:33.000 Yeah, it's huge, man.

03:04:35.000 It looks like an alien.

03:04:37.000 Like, that thing looks like an alien.

03:04:39.000 Like, look at his, like, crab-like legs where it bends.

03:04:42.000 I wonder how smart they are.

03:04:43.000 They should do some experiments on giant squids. 1.00

03:04:46.000 Maybe they're just stupid. 1.00

03:04:47.000 Octopus are smart and they're just good for sushi. 1.00

03:04:50.000 They make a hell of a sushi.

03:04:52.000 Tell you that.

03:04:52.000 I like squid sushi.

03:04:54.000 Ugh.

03:04:54.000 I like it.

03:04:55.000 You don't like sushi, huh?

03:04:56.000 I don't like seafood at all.

03:04:57.000 You have a weird taste, man.

03:04:58.000 I like canned tuna.

03:04:59.000 What about sardines? 1.00

03:05:00.000 No fucking way. 1.00

03:05:01.000 That's the worst shit ever. 1.00

03:05:02.000 Oysters? 1.00

03:05:03.000 Hell no.

03:05:04.000 But I do like black cod.

03:05:08.000 Is it black cod?

03:05:09.000 Yes, from the east. 1.00

03:05:10.000 Oh, you're racist. 0.98

03:05:13.000 I see what it says. 1.00

03:05:13.000 I don't like white cod. 1.00

03:05:14.000 It's black cod.

03:05:15.000 They serve it.

03:05:16.000 It tastes like candy. 1.00

03:05:17.000 I like that shit. 1.00

03:05:18.000 Oh, I know what you're talking about. 1.00

03:05:18.000 You're talking about like miso cod. 1.00

03:05:20.000 Yeah.

03:05:21.000 I don't know what's miso.

03:05:22.000 I think it's called black cod.

03:05:23.000 Yeah, black cod with like a miso dressing.

03:05:26.000 It's so good.

03:05:26.000 Sweet.

03:05:27.000 Yeah, a lot of Asian restaurants.

03:05:28.000 I love that. 1.00

03:05:29.000 Anything that tastes fishy, like salmon, I don't like that shit. 1.00

03:05:32.000 Trout, uh-uh. 1.00

03:05:33.000 Really?

03:05:33.000 I'm not into it.

03:05:34.000 I don't know.

03:05:35.000 Man.

03:05:36.000 I'm not into it.

03:05:37.000 I wish I was into it. 1.00

03:05:39.000 God damn it. 0.99

03:05:40.000 Sushi sounds so much fun. 0.99

03:05:42.000 Let's go to sushi and do shots.

03:05:44.000 What about organ meat?

03:05:45.000 Organ meat?

03:05:46.000 You ever eat liver?

03:05:46.000 No.

03:05:47.000 So good for you. 1.00

03:05:48.000 I want shit that doesn't remind me that it used to be an animal. 1.00

03:05:52.000 You have no desire. 1.00

03:05:53.000 That's why I like McDonald's, because I know that shit ain't meat. 1.00

03:05:59.000 Eventually. 1.00

03:06:00.000 What if you were on a farm?

03:06:01.000 If you were on a farm and the only way to eat was you had to shoot a cow and butcher it and grind it up, how would you handle that?

03:06:07.000 Would you do it?

03:06:08.000 I'd get used to it.

03:06:08.000 You'd get used to it.

03:06:09.000 Yeah, I'm sure I would.

03:06:10.000 If I had to eat, if I was starving and I had my family, I'd kill a cow. 0.99

03:06:13.000 Would you go vegan or would you just kill the cows? 0.99

03:06:17.000 What was the choice again? 1.00

03:06:18.000 Go vegan.

03:06:19.000 You're on a farm.

03:06:20.000 I'm on a farm.

03:06:20.000 You gotta get all your food from the farm.

03:06:22.000 I gotta get all...

03:06:23.000 Okay.

03:06:23.000 Yeah, like say if we're in some...

03:06:26.000 Like, Day of the Dead, fucking... 1.00

03:06:28.000 I'd have chickens. 1.00

03:06:29.000 Night of the Living Dead.

03:06:30.000 Chickens.

03:06:31.000 Walking Dead zombie scenario. 0.97

03:06:33.000 To kill chickens. 0.99

03:06:34.000 Chickens, no problem. 0.99

03:06:35.000 No problem, right?

03:06:36.000 No problem.

03:06:37.000 You wouldn't kill cows?

03:06:38.000 I think God put chickens on the planet for us.

03:06:40.000 I think...

03:06:41.000 Animals eat other animals, right?

03:06:43.000 It's true.

03:06:44.000 That's what we do.

03:06:44.000 Every animal eats other animals.

03:06:46.000 Do you think God is out there deciding?

03:06:46.000 Let's just leave these chickens out there for the people.

03:06:49.000 Man, I can't believe they're eating dogs. 1.00

03:06:51.000 Dogs, that's bullshit. 1.00

03:06:53.000 What the fuck, Chinese people? 1.00

03:06:55.000 You have a festival? 1.00

03:06:56.000 We're just eating dogs?

03:06:57.000 How about Indians think cows are sacred and we eat them. 1.00

03:07:01.000 They must think we're fucking crazy. 1.00

03:07:02.000 Well, certain parts of India, right? 0.99

03:07:04.000 What is that?

03:07:04.000 Is it just the Hindus that think that?

03:07:06.000 I think most of India.

03:07:07.000 What do you think that's from?

03:07:09.000 Just culture?

03:07:11.000 Mushrooms.

03:07:11.000 Maybe.

03:07:12.000 For sure.

03:07:13.000 Oh, that's right.

03:07:14.000 For sure.

03:07:15.000 Psilocybin. 1.00

03:07:16.000 It grows out of cow shit. 1.00

03:07:17.000 It only grows out of cow shit? 1.00

03:07:19.000 Predominantly. 1.00

03:07:19.000 Really? 1.00

03:07:20.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:07:20.000 Damn. 1.00

03:07:21.000 You can find it in fields. 1.00

03:07:21.000 You need to get a couple cows. 1.00

03:07:23.000 You got chickens and shit. 1.00

03:07:25.000 Dude, are you kidding? 1.00

03:07:26.000 You make your own mushrooms.

03:07:27.000 You can get your own mushrooms.

03:07:28.000 Mushrooms are not hard to get.

03:07:29.000 But make your own.

03:07:30.000 That's right.

03:07:31.000 You can buy kits.

03:07:32.000 You can buy kits.

03:07:33.000 You make them in your closet.

03:07:34.000 You know that conspiracy theory that McDonald's doesn't actually use real meat?

03:07:39.000 Some people call it a conspiracy, but some people believe it.

03:07:42.000 It's easy to believe. 0.99

03:07:43.000 Eventually, it's going to come out that they're using some other kind of shit, fillers or whatever, that it's not real meat. 0.98

03:07:49.000 Don't they already admit they use some sort of filler? 0.98

03:07:51.000 Yeah.

03:07:51.000 Yeah, but they're not admitting that they're not using meat.

03:07:55.000 McDonald's has never said, we don't use meat.

03:07:57.000 Hold on, what?

03:07:58.000 In the McRib?

03:07:59.000 What do they say?

03:08:00.000 That same compound that they say is using yoga mats or something?

03:08:03.000 That fake rubber compound?

03:08:04.000 Come on.

03:08:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:08:07.000 But McDonald's is not out there saying, hey, we don't use real meat.

03:08:11.000 They're saying 100% beef.

03:08:12.000 Dude, I just got sick.

03:08:13.000 In their commercials.

03:08:14.000 Yeah, but they don't say that for about the rib.

03:08:17.000 But here's a conspiracy theory is that 100% beef is actually just a name.

03:08:22.000 It's a trademark.

03:08:23.000 Oh, that's right.

03:08:25.000 I don't know if that's real.

03:08:25.000 I read that somewhere.

03:08:26.000 So when they say 100% beef, that's just the name of the company that makes the beef.

03:08:32.000 I read that.

03:08:32.000 I read that that was...

03:08:33.000 That's the ultimate mindfuck right there, right? 0.99

03:08:35.000 Right, yeah. 0.99

03:08:36.000 You know what they do?

03:08:37.000 All they need to do is little by little say, yes, we don't use...

03:08:40.000 First they have a fake meat...

03:08:44.000 Vegan burger?

03:08:45.000 Yes, fake meat.

03:08:46.000 And then slowly tell people, inch by inch, oh yeah, we don't use real meat.

03:08:50.000 Real meat's bad for you. 0.97

03:08:51.000 It causes cancer.

03:08:53.000 We're helping you.

03:08:54.000 We're trying to save you.

03:08:56.000 You don't want to eat meat?

03:08:57.000 I feel like that was shut down.

03:08:58.000 I think 100% real beef was shut down.

03:09:03.000 They were trying to make a product called 100% Real Beef. 1.00

03:09:06.000 What a sneaky fucking loophole. 0.99

03:09:09.000 Are you shocked? 1.00

03:09:10.000 Yeah, no, I'm not.

03:09:11.000 But what kind of a monster would do that?

03:09:13.000 Create a fake meat and call it 100% Real Beef.

03:09:16.000 And that was the name of the meat.

03:09:18.000 Like, you know, what's your dog's name?

03:09:19.000 Oh, my dog's name is 100% Real Beef.

03:09:21.000 Like, you're just naming it, right?

03:09:23.000 You're just making a name. 0.99

03:09:24.000 That's so fucking sneaky. 0.99

03:09:26.000 Is that true? 0.99

03:09:27.000 I don't know.

03:09:27.000 It could be a myth.

03:09:29.000 Is that true, Jamie?

03:09:30.000 What's that?

03:09:31.000 I was reading this thing about the Subway Newsweek McDonald's.

03:09:36.000 Did McDonald's try to copyright the term 100% real beef and use it on patties that weren't all beef?

03:09:45.000 I think they did.

03:09:47.000 I feel like someone did that.

03:09:49.000 I don't know if it was McDonald's, but I feel like you're right.

03:09:51.000 I wouldn't be surprised if it's true, but it could be a hoax.

03:09:54.000 I remember it.

03:09:55.000 It's hard to tell what's real these days.

03:09:57.000 Yeah.

03:09:58.000 We could look on Snopes, but nobody trusts them anymore.

03:10:01.000 Yeah, Snopes said it was false, but I won't.

03:10:03.000 I'll find another source.

03:10:05.000 What does Snopes say?

03:10:06.000 What do they say about what's caused the rumor?

03:10:09.000 Well, Snopes is falling apart right now.

03:10:11.000 They're saying what's false.

03:10:12.000 They're saying what's false.

03:10:12.000 Don't do that.

03:10:13.000 Don't do it.

03:10:14.000 You can wait.

03:10:14.000 You're hungry.

03:10:16.000 Are you training again?

03:10:17.000 How's your back? 1.00

03:10:18.000 My knees fucked up. 0.99

03:10:19.000 It popped out again Saturday. 1.00

03:10:21.000 I did a seminar in Oceanside, 10th Planet Oceanside, and it fucking popped out again. 0.96

03:10:25.000 I was on the floor, and then this time, I was like, ah! 0.88

03:10:29.000 I can't squat down for a long time because I was squatting down giving Kyle Bain a brown belt out there.

03:10:34.000 He's a badass grappler.

03:10:36.000 I was just giving him some rubber guard advice while I was squatting on the balls of my feet.

03:10:41.000 You know, when you're on the balls of your feet.

03:10:42.000 And it blew out there?

03:10:43.000 And when I stood up, that's how it blew out originally.

03:10:45.000 And when I stood up, the thing popped out. 0.99

03:10:47.000 I'm like, oh shit. 0.97

03:10:48.000 I was in serious pain. 0.98

03:10:50.000 And then I straightened out my leg and it popped.

03:10:53.000 Pop back in, man.

03:10:54.000 So I'm gonna need surgery. 0.99

03:10:56.000 Because the doctor said for six weeks, that happened six weeks ago, and the doctor said, make sure you don't do anything stupid on it for the next six weeks. 0.85

03:11:07.000 Because if it pops out again, my ACL is hanging on by a thread. 0.70

03:11:11.000 It's probably all gone now.

03:11:14.000 It's probably all gone. 0.98

03:11:15.000 My knee's fucked up. 0.93

03:11:16.000 So I'm gonna need surgery. 0.98

03:11:17.000 I'm just gonna do it.

03:11:18.000 But meanwhile, I'm just gonna lift hard.

03:11:20.000 I'm just gonna make sure while my knee's recovering, my upper body is strong as hell.

03:11:24.000 But did you talk to Dr. McGee?

03:11:26.000 Dr. Roddy McGee?

03:11:27.000 Yeah, I talked to him.

03:11:28.000 Well, they have a new way of attaching the ACL where they don't have to give you a cadaver graft anymore.

03:11:33.000 When did you talk to him?

03:11:34.000 Before it popped out again.

03:11:37.000 So I need to talk to him again.

03:11:38.000 Well, this is what they're doing now.

03:11:39.000 They're changing the recovery times drastically because the old way, what they do is they take a cadaver graft, right?

03:11:45.000 So they take a piece out of a dead guy or they take your hamstring or whatever.

03:11:49.000 Or patella.

03:11:49.000 Patella.

03:11:49.000 I had the patella done and I had the cadaver done.

03:11:52.000 What's better, you think?

03:11:53.000 The cadaver.

03:11:54.000 But the cadaver, it can get infected, and then it gets real bad.

03:11:56.000 I've never heard of that happening.

03:11:57.000 Yeah, that's a problem.

03:11:58.000 I haven't had it happen to me.

03:12:00.000 Mine went super smooth.

03:12:02.000 I did all my rehab.

03:12:03.000 I did a good job at the rehab.

03:12:05.000 I was on it every day.

03:12:06.000 And the cadaver knee is good?

03:12:06.000 It's great.

03:12:07.000 It's great.

03:12:08.000 Really?

03:12:08.000 My cadaver knee doesn't bother me even a little.

03:12:10.000 You had ACL? Both ones.

03:12:12.000 Both?

03:12:12.000 Both.

03:12:13.000 Holy shit. 1.00

03:12:14.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:12:14.000 Did you see what I could do with my legs? 0.99

03:12:15.000 What year did you do that?

03:12:17.000 What year?

03:12:17.000 94 with the patella tendon graft, 2003 with the ACL. With the cadaver?

03:12:22.000 That was when I got jacked.

03:12:23.000 That was when I got my biggest.

03:12:24.000 Wait a minute, so the first one was done with a patella graft?

03:12:28.000 Yes.

03:12:28.000 Not a hamstring?

03:12:29.000 No.

03:12:30.000 And then the second one in 2003 was done with a cadaver?

03:12:33.000 Yeah.

03:12:33.000 And both knees are good?

03:12:34.000 Oh yeah.

03:12:35.000 They don't pop out?

03:12:36.000 No.

03:12:36.000 Did it pop out?

03:12:37.000 Is that how it ripped before it slid out?

03:12:39.000 Well, the first one fell, I tore it kick in the bag.

03:12:44.000 I was tired and I was doing rounds on the bag.

03:12:46.000 And I threw a kick and my leg was planted and it didn't, my foot didn't pivot.

03:12:49.000 I was just doing rounds.

03:12:51.000 I was real tired.

03:12:52.000 I was trying to push myself real hard.

03:12:52.000 So it was your pivot leg that went out.

03:12:53.000 Exactly.

03:12:54.000 And I was 21. And I think I had heard it before then.

03:12:57.000 I just didn't realize how bad I had heard it.

03:12:58.000 And then I heard it again.

03:12:59.000 It popped.

03:13:00.000 Like I felt it explode in the gym.

03:13:02.000 And then I went to the hospital and they checked it out and the whole deal.

03:13:07.000 And I eventually got it fixed.

03:13:09.000 And then the other one...

03:13:11.000 No, you know what?

03:13:11.000 I heard it a couple different ways.

03:13:14.000 But anyway, point is, it blew out.

03:13:17.000 My second one that I got done, it was in jiu-jitsu class.

03:13:21.000 I was in half guard.

03:13:23.000 I was on top, and someone had to lock down sideways.

03:13:26.000 So instead of straightening me out normal, like, you know, where your leg bends and extends, it hyperextends, it went this way, like, against the side of the knee.

03:13:34.000 And it just was a weird angle, and he straightened his leg out, and it just pop-pop!

03:13:38.000 You could hear it snap like a carrot.

03:13:40.000 Snap! 0.99

03:13:41.000 And I didn't even know it was broken.

03:13:42.000 I thought it was just really painful.

03:13:44.000 And then the next day I was actually walking around okay.

03:13:47.000 And I didn't think anything was wrong.

03:13:49.000 I thought it was just really sore.

03:13:50.000 And then I was moving some stuff around in my office.

03:13:53.000 And it just went...

03:13:54.000 It just fell out of the socket.

03:13:55.000 Slipped out.

03:13:56.000 Gave out.

03:13:57.000 Yeah.

03:13:57.000 Just gave out.

03:13:58.000 And I knew that feeling before because of my other knee.

03:14:00.000 And then did you have to straighten it out and pop it back in?

03:14:02.000 No.

03:14:03.000 That wasn't a problem because there was no meniscus tear on the right one.

03:14:06.000 The left one had meniscus tear as well.

03:14:09.000 Remember one time I blew that out in class and my leg locked?

03:14:12.000 Do you remember that?

03:14:12.000 You had to drive my car?

03:14:14.000 How could I forget that?

03:14:15.000 You drove me to the doctor's house.

03:14:16.000 How could I forget driving your NSX stick shift nose grinding the gears?

03:14:21.000 Your knee was tore apart.

03:14:23.000 We're like... 0.99

03:14:24.000 You're fucking pissed driving, you know, because of your knee, and I'm fucking up your car, and you're like, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

03:14:31.000 Don't you know how to fucking drive a stick? 0.99

03:14:32.000 I'm like, dude, I haven't driven a stick in forever. 1.00

03:14:35.000 It's easy. 1.00

03:14:36.000 Fuck sticks. 1.00

03:14:36.000 Sticks are the easiest. 1.00

03:14:37.000 It's all about automatics, baby.

03:14:38.000 It's 2017, and people still got sticks? 0.99

03:14:40.000 What the fuck is going on? 0.98

03:14:41.000 I get all my cars in sticks. 0.99

03:14:42.000 Come on, man.

03:14:43.000 I love sticks.

03:14:44.000 How are you supposed to text?

03:14:45.000 I don't.

03:14:46.000 No, I'm kidding.

03:14:49.000 I FaceTime everywhere.

03:14:50.000 That's not a good joke.

03:14:51.000 Yo, yo, yo. 0.99

03:14:52.000 People get in recs texting.

03:14:53.000 They do.

03:14:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:14:54.000 Yeah, how many people have been in recs while they're FaceTiming?

03:14:57.000 I saw some dude FaceTiming on the highway.

03:14:58.000 I've seen a couple people do it.

03:15:01.000 FaceTiming while they're driving. 1.00

03:15:02.000 Holy shit. 0.99

03:15:02.000 Yeah, I'm on my way. 0.99

03:15:03.000 Gonna give you that sweet dick. 1.00

03:15:04.000 I'm on my way. 1.00

03:15:05.000 Yeah, that's incredible.

03:15:07.000 I love driving stick shifts, though.

03:15:08.000 I prefer it.

03:15:10.000 I don't like it.

03:15:12.000 Maybe you'd like it if you drove a sports car.

03:15:14.000 Why don't you get one of those engines that you cranked like in 1910?

03:15:18.000 Did you like that?

03:15:19.000 Yeah, dude, I feel like I've controlled the engine.

03:15:21.000 Hey, if they made them, you would get them.

03:15:22.000 Maybe.

03:15:23.000 What if you had to start your car by cranking it?

03:15:25.000 Yeah, but you don't feel like there's some fun in shifting the gears?

03:15:30.000 You know what it was?

03:15:32.000 You know what it was?

03:15:34.000 My first car was a 1977 Pinto station wagon, and I got it for $550, and it was a stick shift.

03:15:41.000 I always wanted...

03:15:43.000 The cheaper cars were always stick shift.

03:15:44.000 I could only afford the stick shift.

03:15:46.000 The more expensive cars had the automatic. 0.98

03:15:48.000 And I guess it was just, I was brainwashing and thinking, fuck, one of these days I'm going to be able to drive an automatic. 1.00

03:15:54.000 Fuck this bag, you little bullshit. 1.00

03:15:56.000 And I think it was just a mindfuck. 1.00

03:15:58.000 So once I got my first automatic car, I'm like, fuck. 1.00

03:16:01.000 Fuck, stick shift. 1.00

03:16:02.000 You could just... 1.00

03:16:03.000 I had a bunch of automatics and then I got a stick shift.

03:16:07.000 I had a bunch of like muscle cars and then I got an Audi Fox.

03:16:11.000 It's a tiny little Audi car.

03:16:14.000 It was a little front-wheel drive car and it was a stick shift.

03:16:18.000 It was like a zippy little car.

03:16:20.000 I loved it.

03:16:21.000 I was like, ooh.

03:16:22.000 I loved like shifting the gears.

03:16:24.000 But it wasn't until I got my first NSX. I had two NSXs.

03:16:29.000 I had the NSX in 95 or 96?

03:16:34.000 Maybe 97?

03:16:35.000 97?

03:16:36.000 And then I had another one that I got in like 2004. It was a badass car.

03:16:40.000 I love those things.

03:16:41.000 They're so different now.

03:16:43.000 Now the new NSX is like this big technological spaceship thing.

03:16:48.000 I like it.

03:16:48.000 It's dope.

03:16:49.000 You want to get one?

03:16:50.000 I don't think so.

03:16:51.000 But it's a different thing.

03:16:52.000 I like the little cars that you're in control of.

03:16:56.000 I don't like the big electronic car.

03:17:00.000 That's why I like the Porsche.

03:17:01.000 Because that thing's light.

03:17:02.000 It's light and you control everything.

03:17:04.000 You feel it.

03:17:05.000 You feel the road.

03:17:07.000 If you're in a sports car, for me, like a fast car, you want to feel everything.

03:17:11.000 Makes it exciting. 1.00

03:17:12.000 You don't like any of this shit. 0.99

03:17:14.000 I don't know. 1.00

03:17:15.000 You don't even like liver.

03:17:16.000 What was that?

03:17:17.000 You don't even like liver.

03:17:18.000 The food?

03:17:19.000 You and I are very different.

03:17:20.000 Oh, no, no.

03:17:21.000 I didn't like liver.

03:17:21.000 The sliced hearts.

03:17:22.000 There it is.

03:17:22.000 There's the NSX. That looks incredible, dude.

03:17:25.000 It's already out?

03:17:26.000 Oh, yeah.

03:17:27.000 Not only is it out, they just released an NSX GT3. So if you want to race, if you want to be a race car driver, they'll sell you one of those, and it costs a half a million bucks.

03:17:36.000 Holy shit. 0.99

03:17:37.000 It's a beast of a car, man. 1.00

03:17:39.000 And the thing is, it's a Honda.

03:17:41.000 I mean, you call it an Acura, but it's a Honda, which means it's just not going to break.

03:17:47.000 You could drive that thing forever.

03:17:49.000 Those things will have unbelievable reliability, as opposed to, like, say...

03:17:54.000 A car that my ancestors made.

03:17:57.000 You know, you get something Italian, good luck.

03:18:00.000 But is it really Japanese if they're making it in Mexico?

03:18:02.000 Are they making that in Mexico?

03:18:03.000 Don't they make Hondas in Mexico?

03:18:05.000 Do they?

03:18:05.000 And Toyotas?

03:18:06.000 Do they?

03:18:06.000 That's what I thought.

03:18:07.000 I know they make some of them in America.

03:18:09.000 They make Nissans in America. 1.00

03:18:10.000 That's even worse.

03:18:11.000 Really?

03:18:15.000 That's a good question, right?

03:18:17.000 Is it considered...

03:18:18.000 Now, we're talking about breaking down, all right?

03:18:20.000 Oh, yeah.

03:18:21.000 There's awesome American cars, but...

03:18:23.000 Yeah, but they just use standards developed by the Japanese.

03:18:26.000 And once they have standards developed by the Japanese, like, what does it say? 0.77

03:18:29.000 They're making them in Ohio.

03:18:30.000 Ohio?

03:18:31.000 Oh, that's right.

03:18:32.000 The NSX is being made in Ohio.

03:18:33.000 That's right.

03:18:34.000 I forgot about that.

03:18:34.000 Is that good or bad?

03:18:35.000 It's real good.

03:18:36.000 For Americans in Ohio who want a good job making an NSX. Reliability?

03:18:42.000 You know what?

03:18:43.000 Everything's automated now.

03:18:44.000 See, that's the thing.

03:18:45.000 It's not like you're dealing with skilled craftsmen. 0.99

03:18:47.000 You're dealing with programmers and shit. 0.95

03:18:49.000 There aren't people on the assembly line? 0.98

03:18:51.000 I'm sure there's some.

03:18:52.000 That was the thing about the Corvette factory in Bowling Green, Kentucky.

03:18:58.000 Those people, they put together those Corvettes by themselves.

03:19:01.000 There's a lot that's going on that's automated, but there's a lot that's going on by hand. 1.00

03:19:07.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

03:19:07.000 This is crazy. 1.00

03:19:09.000 They're making cars?

03:19:10.000 So what is this guy doing right here with this thing?

03:19:12.000 Oh, this is the factory.

03:19:13.000 I don't know.

03:19:13.000 I just kind of skipped ahead.

03:19:14.000 Yeah, what's happening here?

03:19:16.000 It's hard to tell what it is.

03:19:18.000 They're flipping the thing upside down.

03:19:20.000 Oh, they're working on the chassis.

03:19:21.000 This is the bottom of the car.

03:19:23.000 These things are just what they are now.

03:19:25.000 Like, that's what the car looks like on the inside before they put the seats in, the drivetrain, all that stuff.

03:19:30.000 But what these things are now, look at how it's all done by these robots.

03:19:33.000 Is someone controlling it real time or is it on a program?

03:19:36.000 That's a good question.

03:19:37.000 I would bet it's probably on a program.

03:19:39.000 There's probably someone controlling it, but they're probably just pressing start.

03:19:43.000 They probably lock it into place.

03:19:45.000 And this thing, I mean, the way it's stacking everything. 0.99

03:19:48.000 Holy shit. 0.99

03:19:49.000 That's amazing. 0.99

03:19:51.000 The things that they're doing now, though, I mean, these cars are so precise.

03:19:56.000 They're so different than anything that existed like 20-30 years ago.

03:19:59.000 Like this car, it might not be like the most, the fastest, best engineered car in the world, but it's one of them.

03:20:07.000 And it's just that the horsepower wars are so out of control right now that a car like this is almost kind of overlooked.

03:20:15.000 Because there's so many insane high-performance cars now.

03:20:19.000 I mean, there's so many that are zero to 60 in three seconds.

03:20:24.000 What they're doing now is just making these unbelievable spaceships that a regular person could buy if you have the money.

03:20:31.000 You don't have to be a race car driver.

03:20:33.000 You don't have to be, like, super qualified to handle this thing.

03:20:37.000 You could just get a car that's 600 horsepower, four-wheel drive, drives like a demon.

03:20:43.000 I mean, you could just go out and buy it.

03:20:45.000 That Tesla, that Model 3, it's like 35 grand, right?

03:20:48.000 Crazy. 1.00

03:20:50.000 Yeah, you're buying a fucking spaceship. 1.00

03:20:52.000 There's a Model T? Model 3. Oh. 1.00

03:20:53.000 You're buying a fucking spaceship. 1.00

03:20:55.000 Like, everything is automated. 1.00

03:20:56.000 This guy's using torque wrenches, and everything's all set to the exact amount you're supposed to crank things.

03:21:02.000 Like, everything is...

03:21:03.000 Nothing's left to the imagination.

03:21:05.000 You know how it's cool to make, like, old classics, like a new version, like the Charger and all that stuff?

03:21:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:21:10.000 You think they'll ever do Model Ts, a new version?

03:21:13.000 Ha! 0.99

03:21:14.000 Those things are so, like, ergonomically clumsy and so poorly designed in terms of, like, aerodynamics and shit. 1.00

03:21:22.000 If you try to take a Model T on the highway, that shit would just fall over. 0.99

03:21:25.000 Like, once you got to, like, 80. They make it right, though. 0.98

03:21:27.000 But the wind resistance, you got to, like, 80. You're not trying to go fast.

03:21:31.000 It's just like a Harley.

03:21:32.000 Oh, like a cruiser.

03:21:34.000 Yeah.

03:21:34.000 Right.

03:21:35.000 Yeah.

03:21:35.000 Maybe.

03:21:36.000 I mean, they had those cruisers, those 50s type cars, right?

03:21:40.000 Like dragster cruisers. 0.86

03:21:41.000 Oh, yeah.

03:21:41.000 What do they call?

03:21:42.000 PT cruisers or something?

03:21:43.000 Oh, yeah.

03:21:43.000 That thing.

03:21:44.000 That thing's gross. 1.00

03:21:45.000 I drove one of those once.

03:21:46.000 They were so bad.

03:21:48.000 It was like, you guys just made a cool outside and threw the shittiest suspension you could.

03:21:53.000 It was so bad. 0.99

03:21:54.000 Every time I'd go around a corner, the ass end would kick out. 1.00

03:21:58.000 I took it on a dirt road, and I was like, I could fly off the side of this road and not be able to control this piece of shit. 1.00

03:22:05.000 Oh, those were pretty dope. 0.99

03:22:06.000 That was a Plymouth Prowler.

03:22:08.000 Is that like based on like a 50s style car?

03:22:12.000 Sort of.

03:22:12.000 That was created by Chip Foose.

03:22:14.000 He's the guy that did the design element of my 1970 Barracuda.

03:22:19.000 He's a wizard car designer guy.

03:22:22.000 He invented a bunch of different cool cars.

03:22:24.000 They had that thing, the Plymouth Prowler.

03:22:26.000 And there was another one that was kind of like that, too, wasn't there? 0.98

03:22:29.000 Was there another one of those fucking retro-looking things? 1.00

03:22:34.000 Either you don't have kids if you have a car like that, or you're a shitty father. 1.00

03:22:37.000 Ha ha! 1.00

03:22:38.000 Or that's your weekend car.

03:22:40.000 What?

03:22:40.000 Gonna take my weekend car and drive around the neighborhood, pretend I'm still alive.

03:22:44.000 Or, see, you're super rich and you can do that every now and then.

03:22:47.000 You put it in your side garage.

03:22:49.000 That's the Thunderbird?

03:22:50.000 Yeah.

03:22:51.000 I think Foose was involved in that, too. 1.00

03:22:54.000 Guy's a goddamn car wizard. 0.99

03:22:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:22:58.000 That's a nice one. 1.00

03:22:59.000 Is that a falcon?

03:23:00.000 No, that's a t-bird.

03:23:02.000 That's a thunderbird, but it has a roof on it.

03:23:05.000 Have they made newer versions of falcons?

03:23:07.000 Hmm, I don't think so.

03:23:09.000 When was the last time he made a Falcon?

03:23:11.000 In the 60s?

03:23:12.000 Look at that thing above it.

03:23:13.000 Was that, does that, that movie, from that movie Christine, the one on the right?

03:23:16.000 The second one on the right?

03:23:17.000 The red one?

03:23:18.000 Yeah, look at that.

03:23:19.000 Yeah, what about cars like that?

03:23:20.000 They should make new...

03:23:20.000 Oh, that's a Thunderbird.

03:23:21.000 Look at that thing. 1.00

03:23:22.000 God damn. 0.99

03:23:22.000 What about new cars like that? 0.99

03:23:23.000 Like those, look like the limousine that JFK was in, right there?

03:23:28.000 Right?

03:23:28.000 Just a little shorter?

03:23:29.000 That's a Thunderbird.

03:23:30.000 Look how badass that is.

03:23:32.000 That's like, if you roll around on that in Hollywood... 0.99

03:23:35.000 Like if you're some sort of rockstar type character and you got a goddamn... 0.99

03:23:39.000 And it's red. 1.00

03:23:40.000 You're like, look at me, motherfucker. 1.00

03:23:42.000 Look at me. 1.00

03:23:43.000 Look at me, bitch. 1.00

03:23:44.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

03:23:45.000 Look at my white walls. 1.00

03:23:46.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

03:23:47.000 I mean, that is a slick ride.

03:23:49.000 Go back to that last one, Jamie.

03:23:52.000 That is a slick-looking car, man.

03:23:55.000 What year is that?

03:23:56.000 It's a Ford Thunderbird, right?

03:23:58.000 It's a second generation.

03:23:59.000 Second generation.

03:24:00.000 I don't know what that means.

03:24:01.000 If I had to guess, I'd say that's like 1960-something, right?

03:24:06.000 Crazy-looking cars.

03:24:08.000 Like, they figured it out.

03:24:09.000 Back then, man, they had just caught a design groove and figured out how to make these really exotic-looking, sexy shapes.

03:24:18.000 59. Wow.

03:24:20.000 Wow.

03:24:21.000 Amazing.

03:24:22.000 What a car.

03:24:23.000 There's a lot of remixes possible here for Ford.

03:24:26.000 Yeah.

03:24:27.000 I wonder.

03:24:28.000 Why not?

03:24:28.000 Should they do that or should they?

03:24:29.000 They did that to Chargers and it was a grand slam.

03:24:32.000 Have you seen the new Ford they got now?

03:24:35.000 The Ford GT? The new Ford GT? Jesus Christ.

03:24:39.000 Ford's came out with a car that's like a super Ferrari looking car.

03:24:43.000 Let me see it.

03:24:44.000 I think it's like $300,000 plus.

03:24:45.000 That?

03:24:46.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

03:24:47.000 That's a Ford?

03:24:48.000 Come on, son. 1.00

03:24:48.000 Holy shit. 1.00

03:24:49.000 Holy shit. 1.00

03:24:50.000 It's about goddamn time. 1.00

03:24:51.000 They could have did that a long time ago. 0.99

03:24:53.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

03:24:54.000 They should have did that 20 years ago.

03:24:56.000 Jesus.

03:24:57.000 See, that's like whatever the NSX is.

03:25:01.000 $453,000. 0.99

03:25:02.000 Holy shit. 0.99

03:25:03.000 You need to get one of those, Joe. 1.00

03:25:05.000 Come on, man.

03:25:06.000 It's not even a standard. 1.00

03:25:07.000 You got an automatic transmission piece of shit. 1.00

03:25:11.000 Oh, that's right. 1.00

03:25:11.000 The old ones, they used to have a stick. 1.00

03:25:13.000 The old Ford GT. Look at that!

03:25:14.000 Oh, that's only three million bucks?

03:25:16.000 I saw a gold-plated one driving down Sunset the other day.

03:25:20.000 Why not?

03:25:20.000 If I had one of those, I'd have a gold plate.

03:25:22.000 And I would have, like, 3D videos of my dick that, like, play all over the car. 0.99

03:25:28.000 It's like, your hard dick is like a hologram on LED screens that are all over the car. 1.00

03:25:35.000 Like, doo-doo [...]-doo. 0.99

03:25:37.000 Imagine if a dude drove down the street and he had a Bugatti with, like, the outside of the car was a screen.

03:25:44.000 What, did they make only one? 1.00

03:25:45.000 And it was all his dick. 1.00

03:25:45.000 How is it three million? 1.00

03:25:47.000 It's got 1,500 horsepower.

03:25:48.000 How many did they make?

03:25:49.000 Four?

03:25:49.000 Well, it's a status symbol.

03:25:51.000 It's one of those things where people want to show everybody that they don't even give a fuck. 0.98

03:25:54.000 They drive around a three million dollar car. 0.99

03:25:55.000 Floyd Mayweather's got a gang of them.

03:25:57.000 Ace Hood has a song called, I woke up in a Bugatti.

03:26:02.000 I woke up in a Bugatti.

03:26:06.000 I saw one drive down by the Comedy Store once and everybody looked.

03:26:09.000 They're like, that's a million dollars.

03:26:11.000 Used to be a million.

03:26:12.000 Now they're three.

03:26:14.000 Used to be that was the first million dollar car.

03:26:17.000 I saw a million dollar car.

03:26:18.000 Look at this.

03:26:19.000 My Bugatti's for sale for four million.

03:26:21.000 Is that Ace Hood?

03:26:22.000 That's Floyd Mayweather, man. 1.00

03:26:23.000 Oh, damn. 0.99

03:26:24.000 That's Money Mayweather. 0.99

03:26:24.000 It's in the DuPont registry. 0.99

03:26:25.000 He's selling it. 0.99

03:26:26.000 For fucking four million. 1.00

03:26:28.000 You want to be a baller? 1.00

03:26:30.000 You want to drive around on Floyd Mayweather's Bugatti?

03:26:31.000 I wonder if he does that often.

03:26:33.000 He flips cars?

03:26:34.000 Are you kidding?

03:26:35.000 That's easy money.

03:26:37.000 Buy it for two, sell it for four.

03:26:38.000 Not only that, it's a good move, man.

03:26:40.000 It's a smart move, right?

03:26:42.000 Flip cars, are you kidding?

03:26:43.000 With social media?

03:26:43.000 He's his own corporation.

03:26:46.000 Yeah.

03:26:47.000 No, it's a smart move.

03:26:49.000 What's that?

03:26:49.000 He's pissed over low-ball bids at his Bugatti auction?

03:26:52.000 Look at his face!

03:26:53.000 He's mad.

03:26:55.000 $1.9 million bid because the number was still much lower than Floyd was hoping to get.

03:27:01.000 I wonder what he paid for it.

03:27:02.000 It didn't sell.

03:27:03.000 Somebody offered $1.9 million and he's like, not enough.

03:27:07.000 Whoa.

03:27:07.000 He reportedly paid $3.5 million.

03:27:10.000 Oh my goodness.

03:27:12.000 So he was expecting to make a profit, and someone tried to short him.

03:27:16.000 It's not the same one, though.

03:27:17.000 This is the white one.

03:27:18.000 The one we just saw was the black one.

03:27:20.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

03:27:21.000 Yeah, the only people that could afford that are people that don't give a shit about that. 0.98

03:27:25.000 Well, I think Floyd, his whole thing is about just being the ultra-baller. 0.98

03:27:29.000 That's half his business.

03:27:30.000 Guys that are into memorabilia, they're usually broke.

03:27:34.000 They don't have that much money.

03:27:35.000 Come on.

03:27:36.000 That's not a memorabilia thing, though.

03:27:38.000 A hundred people on the planet could afford to do that.

03:27:41.000 You know what I mean?

03:27:42.000 And they're not impressed by having someone's celebrity.

03:27:45.000 You know what I mean?

03:27:46.000 Oh, yeah, they are.

03:27:47.000 Yeah, they are.

03:27:48.000 It's more than a hundred.

03:27:49.000 Guaranteed.

03:27:49.000 A billionaire is going to be tripping that it's Floyd Mayweather's car.

03:27:55.000 Yeah, they would.

03:27:55.000 That it's obvious that it's flipping it.

03:27:57.000 Like, nah, they're too smart for that shit. 0.99

03:27:58.000 But if they wanted to get it and drive around and let everybody know. 0.99

03:28:01.000 In 2013, it says they sold their 400th Veyron.

03:28:05.000 Jesus.

03:28:06.000 So 400 people have bought Bugattis.

03:28:09.000 Yeah.

03:28:10.000 400 over a million dollars.

03:28:13.000 Jesus.

03:28:14.000 That's a lot of money.

03:28:15.000 400 million dollars in cars.

03:28:18.000 I wonder what it costs to actually make.

03:28:20.000 What do you think?

03:28:21.000 50 bucks.

03:28:22.000 No.

03:28:22.000 It probably costs like $20,000 to make.

03:28:25.000 Okay, let's guess.

03:28:26.000 I bet there's a website that shows.

03:28:27.000 How much does it actually cost to build a Bugatti?

03:28:30.000 I want to say $300,000.

03:28:32.000 I'm going to say...

03:28:36.000 Because it's so expensive that the people making it will charge more, you know what I mean?

03:28:40.000 Because it's probably going to be $300,000.

03:28:46.000 Ooh, you agree with me.

03:28:47.000 What did you say?

03:28:48.000 I said $300,000.

03:28:49.000 Oh, wait a minute.

03:28:49.000 Yeah.

03:28:50.000 Perfect.

03:28:50.000 Well, we'll see if we're right.

03:28:51.000 We'll see if we're both right.

03:28:53.000 I think that's a reasonable thing to imply. 1.00

03:28:56.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:28:58.000 Volkswagen loses $6.25 million on each one they sell. 1.00

03:29:02.000 What?

03:29:02.000 Volkswagen loses what?

03:29:03.000 What?

03:29:04.000 Wait a minute.

03:29:05.000 When they sell what?

03:29:06.000 They lose six million when they sell it for three million?

03:29:10.000 So it costs nine million to make?

03:29:12.000 I'm looking.

03:29:13.000 They're lying.

03:29:14.000 You would never know.

03:29:15.000 Yeah, you would never know.

03:29:17.000 I'm going over to Eddie Bravo's side on this one.

03:29:19.000 Illuminati.

03:29:20.000 This is Tower Seven.

03:29:21.000 You know what they call me? 1.00

03:29:21.000 Bullshit. 1.00

03:29:22.000 They call me Illuminati. 1.00

03:29:23.000 Illuminati?

03:29:24.000 Yeah.

03:29:25.000 Slamming this guy, a friend of mine.

03:29:27.000 He goes, dude, your name should be Illuminati.

03:29:30.000 Do people get tired of talking conspiracy theories with you?

03:29:33.000 Do they get tired?

03:29:34.000 No, they always want to bring it up, and I usually don't want to talk about it.

03:29:36.000 But it's a good thing to talk about.

03:29:37.000 I usually don't want to tell them.

03:29:37.000 It's a good way for a young guy to approach you.

03:29:39.000 Hey, Eddie, I'm with you on Tower 7, bro.

03:29:41.000 Yeah, I'm with you with the Flat Earth, bro.

03:29:43.000 Hey, bro.

03:29:43.000 I've been checking out the satellites.

03:29:45.000 They seem pretty fake to me, bro.

03:29:46.000 Dude, a guy came up to me with his 12-year-old daughter, and they were all like, they're all into Flat Earth.

03:29:53.000 12-year-olds in that?

03:29:54.000 Yeah.

03:29:54.000 I go, do you talk about Flat Earth at school?

03:29:55.000 She goes, no.

03:29:56.000 They all think I'm crazy.

03:29:57.000 I wonder why.

03:30:01.000 Why don't they just give her the benefit of the doubt and look into it.

03:30:05.000 Is it really that much money?

03:30:07.000 Yeah, I mean, here's other cars.

03:30:08.000 It says they're in a 17-year low with European cars.

03:30:11.000 Well, there's lots of loss makers.

03:30:13.000 Here's the biggest one that says.

03:30:16.000 Smart cars? 1.00

03:30:17.000 Those are pieces of shit. 1.00

03:30:19.000 Lost per vehicle, $4,000? 1.00

03:30:21.000 Yeah, it goes into the economy.

03:30:22.000 They could be going into the development costs and all the money they had to spend testing everything. 0.98

03:30:26.000 Well, VW's all fucked right now, right? 1.00

03:30:29.000 VW's fucked because they got caught lying. 1.00

03:30:31.000 About what? 1.00

03:30:31.000 They got caught lying about fuel emissions. 1.00

03:30:34.000 Yeah.

03:30:36.000 About the fuel mileage of their cars.

03:30:40.000 That's a conspiracy theory.

03:30:41.000 And also about emissions. 1.00

03:30:42.000 No, apparently they've just been lying about that shit for a long time. 1.00

03:30:45.000 I bet they're all lying about shit. 1.00

03:30:47.000 Like, who's telling the truth anywhere? 1.00

03:30:49.000 Like, at that level?

03:30:50.000 At the super crazy high level?

03:30:52.000 Well, they're trying to sell cars, too.

03:30:54.000 They're like, how do we sell these cars? 1.00

03:30:55.000 Those people don't give a shit. 1.00

03:30:57.000 They're like, just tell them whatever. 1.00

03:30:58.000 Studies say.

03:31:01.000 Science reports say.

03:31:02.000 Just whatever.

03:31:04.000 Do you have any desire to drive around in some baller car? 1.00

03:31:07.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

03:31:08.000 I'm not rich though. 1.00

03:31:10.000 I have like one 500th millionth of the money you have.

03:31:16.000 I'm driving a Tundra.

03:31:18.000 It's only a good car, though.

03:31:20.000 Toyota Tundra. 1.00

03:31:20.000 It's a good fucking car. 1.00

03:31:22.000 I like it. 1.00

03:31:23.000 I like it.

03:31:23.000 Toyota trucks?

03:31:24.000 I got it for my baby.

03:31:25.000 For my baby.

03:31:26.000 I'm like, you know what?

03:31:27.000 I had a Beamer before that.

03:31:28.000 I'm like, I'm not going to put a baby seat in a Beamer. 0.99

03:31:30.000 I'm going to buy a fucking tank. 0.99

03:31:32.000 So I bought the biggest Tundra with the biggest cab, the biggest one I could find, put that baby seat right in the middle. 0.99

03:31:38.000 So if anything happens, God forbid, he's going to make it.

03:31:42.000 You know what else they do?

03:31:43.000 If you're into this, they make side sliders on those cars.

03:31:46.000 They actually act as like side impact protection.

03:31:50.000 They make, what do you call, a rock slider.

03:31:52.000 So they'll raise the car up a few inches and put these rock sliders on the side of these cars.

03:31:58.000 They do it a lot with Land Cruisers, and they offer significant side impact protection.

03:32:02.000 I need some of that.

03:32:03.000 What cars have that?

03:32:04.000 What cars are the best?

03:32:08.000 The best when it comes to accidents.

03:32:11.000 I would say like a Dodge Ram.

03:32:12.000 Volvo is like known for that, right?

03:32:14.000 Are they still number one?

03:32:15.000 Yeah, they're known for being like real safe in accidents.

03:32:19.000 Do they still make the strongest frames?

03:32:23.000 Because basically that's what it comes down to.

03:32:24.000 Who's making the strongest frame, right?

03:32:26.000 It's not just that.

03:32:26.000 It's also like how the body responds to impact, how it crumples, how it's engineered to take an impact.

03:32:33.000 Whoever is the best, that's my next car.

03:32:36.000 I saw this car accident the other day.

03:32:38.000 What is that?

03:32:39.000 Chevy Volt one.

03:32:40.000 No way.

03:32:41.000 Number one?

03:32:41.000 Top rated?

03:32:42.000 Number one?

03:32:42.000 Yep.

03:32:43.000 What?

03:32:44.000 As far as what goes?

03:32:44.000 That's like an electric car.

03:32:45.000 As far as what goes?

03:32:46.000 Impact in accidents?

03:32:47.000 Crash test results, yeah.

03:32:49.000 What?

03:32:50.000 Wow.

03:32:50.000 That's crazy.

03:32:51.000 What about SUVs?

03:32:53.000 What about them?

03:32:54.000 I would say it would have to be like a Ram or a Chevy Silverado.

03:32:58.000 It's got to be Volvo, though, because that's what they specialize in. 1.00

03:33:00.000 That's their shit. 0.99

03:33:01.000 Yeah, but they're not as big. 1.00

03:33:03.000 Like, if you get...

03:33:04.000 Like, is that number one for SUV? What about for, like, the number one truck?

03:33:08.000 What's number one?

03:33:09.000 Is that number one?

03:33:10.000 What is it?

03:33:10.000 What does it say?

03:33:11.000 I'm gonna get it.

03:33:13.000 Ten safest...

03:33:14.000 Audi.

03:33:16.000 Audi? 0.99

03:33:16.000 Goddamn pop-up ads. 0.99

03:33:18.000 Looks like Audi right there, right? 0.99

03:33:20.000 Yeah.

03:33:21.000 What is that one? 0.95

03:33:22.000 That's the Audi Q-something, Q-whatever-the-fuck-it-is, Q7. That's a pretty cool car. 0.72

03:33:27.000 I've seen one of those before in real life.

03:33:29.000 As far as side impacts...

03:33:31.000 Yeah, I think a lot of those cars have airbags and shit now, and their pillars are designed to absorb a certain amount of impact, and they give in with stuff, too. 0.57

03:33:40.000 I saw a car accident the other day, though, at an intersection, and it was a Dodge Ram truck and some little Peon Corolla. 0.93

03:33:48.000 Ooh.

03:33:50.000 Head-in, head-on, the Corolla was destroyed.

03:33:54.000 Man, when I see people driving around with their babies in tiny little cars, and the car seats, like, right next, like...

03:33:59.000 I want it in the middle.

03:34:00.000 Yeah, it's right.

03:34:01.000 Ooh.

03:34:01.000 Scary.

03:34:02.000 That's a scary one, man. 0.99

03:34:03.000 One little fuck-up. 0.93

03:34:04.000 You know what's amazing? 0.99

03:34:05.000 That's your baby.

03:34:06.000 Think about how many cars there are on the road and how rarely they slam into each other.

03:34:10.000 Most of the time, people keep it together.

03:34:11.000 Most of the time.

03:34:12.000 Most of the time, it's like, shh.

03:34:14.000 Yeah, it kind of...

03:34:15.000 The traffic kind of filters out bad drivers, because bad drivers, they're not going to last.

03:34:19.000 They're going to wreck.

03:34:20.000 So, usually, we're left with... 1.00

03:34:23.000 People that have seen wrecks and they're like, you know, once you've been in a wreck, fuck. 0.99

03:34:27.000 You're super careful, you know? 0.99

03:34:29.000 My mom was in a terrible wreck, lost all her front teeth.

03:34:33.000 Terrible wreck.

03:34:34.000 And since then, this has been maybe 35 years, she doesn't drive out on the freeway.

03:34:39.000 She was like scared to death of the freeway.

03:34:42.000 It was a horrible freeway accident.

03:34:44.000 And she won't...

03:34:45.000 I don't ever drive on the freeway.

03:34:46.000 I've seen some bad ones.

03:34:47.000 I've seen some bad ones coming home.

03:34:49.000 Late night from the comedy store.

03:34:51.000 Cars flipped over.

03:34:52.000 Smashed. 0.97

03:34:52.000 Fucked up. 0.97

03:34:53.000 You know people are dead. 1.00

03:34:56.000 It happens.

03:34:57.000 You can get a phone call at any time. 1.00

03:34:59.000 Fucking drunks. 1.00

03:34:59.000 At any time. 1.00

03:35:00.000 Look what happened to Matt Hughes, man.

03:35:01.000 That could happen to anybody.

03:35:02.000 He got hit by a train.

03:35:04.000 He got hit by a train.

03:35:05.000 He was trying to cross a train track. 1.00

03:35:07.000 I don't know what the whole story was, but he got hit by a fucking train. 0.99

03:35:11.000 How's he doing right now? 0.99

03:35:12.000 He's out of the coma, apparently.

03:35:13.000 That's good.

03:35:13.000 Yeah, he's responsive.

03:35:15.000 Holy shit. 1.00

03:35:16.000 I mean, if anybody's gonna survive something like that, it's that fucking tank. 1.00

03:35:19.000 Damn. 1.00

03:35:20.000 You know, the guy's a tank. 1.00

03:35:21.000 I mean, most people probably would have been dead.

03:35:25.000 It's pretty amazing.

03:35:26.000 He was in a coma for quite a while.

03:35:27.000 Man, what's worse?

03:35:28.000 I mean, getting attacked by a great white shark and getting eaten?

03:35:33.000 Well, it depends.

03:35:34.000 What if he comes back from the car wreck and he's like that dude from The Dead Zone?

03:35:38.000 He can see the future.

03:35:39.000 He holds your hands.

03:35:40.000 He can see you're gonna run for prison.

03:35:42.000 Put all your money on Jon Jones.

03:35:43.000 Yeah, he holds your hands and you can see the future, right?

03:35:46.000 What if he just starts predicting fights and he's...

03:35:49.000 Yeah, how come there's never that?

03:35:50.000 Like, they talk about, like, nuclear fallout.

03:35:52.000 How come no one's getting superpowers?

03:35:54.000 Remember when you were a kid?

03:35:55.000 Comic book?

03:35:56.000 If there was a nuclear accident, you turned into the Hulk.

03:35:58.000 Or you turned into Spider-Man.

03:35:59.000 It's a radioactive spider.

03:36:00.000 Yeah.

03:36:01.000 Right?

03:36:01.000 Yeah.

03:36:02.000 Fuck, today? 1.00

03:36:03.000 It's always bad. 1.00

03:36:04.000 There's no, like, good mutations.

03:36:05.000 All this radiation.

03:36:06.000 Where's all the mutations?

03:36:07.000 Where's the good mutations?

03:36:09.000 Yeah.

03:36:09.000 There's no good mutations.

03:36:10.000 No one ever has a good one.

03:36:11.000 No one ever becomes, like, Magneto.

03:36:13.000 Right?

03:36:14.000 Yeah.

03:36:15.000 It's always like you're getting cancer.

03:36:16.000 There's all this nuclear fallout.

03:36:18.000 Everything's cancer.

03:36:18.000 Where is it at?

03:36:19.000 You gotta go to places where it's at.

03:36:21.000 You ever see the video of Shane Smith from Vice went to Chernobyl?

03:36:26.000 Mm-hmm.

03:36:26.000 And they're carrying around these radar detectors or these radiation detectors.

03:36:31.000 It's off the charts, man.

03:36:32.000 They got wolves running around.

03:36:34.000 They got catfish.

03:36:35.000 They're swimming in the rivers.

03:36:36.000 They're all mutated and giant.

03:36:38.000 Are they really mutated?

03:36:39.000 I don't know.

03:36:39.000 That's what I saw online.

03:36:41.000 Are you skeptical?

03:36:43.000 I'm hearing that there is no mutations, and it's like...

03:36:47.000 It's fake.

03:36:48.000 Fake news?

03:36:49.000 I don't know.

03:36:50.000 I don't know if you want to hear the conspiracy theory.

03:36:53.000 I definitely don't.

03:36:54.000 Okay.

03:36:55.000 And that's a good thing, man.

03:36:57.000 That's a good thing.

03:36:59.000 That's a good thing.

03:37:00.000 Radioactive catfish! 0.99

03:37:04.000 We've been doing like three and a half hours.

03:37:06.000 Is that how long?

03:37:07.000 Yeah.

03:37:07.000 It's already 5.15.

03:37:08.000 It's a wrap.

03:37:10.000 And can I direct people to the replay?

03:37:12.000 Yeah, definitely.

03:37:13.000 EBI 12, the female flyweights was last night on UFC Fight Pass. 0.99

03:37:17.000 You can catch the replay anytime.

03:37:19.000 You could watch all EBIs.

03:37:20.000 EBI 1 through 12, they're all up there.

03:37:24.000 We had our first all-girl show, including...

03:37:27.000 An all-girl combat jiu-jitsu tournament.

03:37:29.000 We had a regular 16-girl tournament.

03:37:33.000 The people that were predicted to win, they didn't even get close.

03:37:39.000 I don't want to give it away.

03:37:42.000 Don't say anything.

03:37:43.000 Spoiler alert.

03:37:44.000 We had a four-woman combat jiu-jitsu tournament.

03:37:47.000 Have you seen that?

03:37:48.000 Yeah, I have.

03:37:49.000 It's crazy.

03:37:50.000 It's jiu-jitsu with palm strikes to the face and head and body are legal when you're on the ground.

03:37:56.000 Standing, it's just wrestling.

03:37:57.000 But on the ground, as soon as someone hits the ground, you could start palm striking to the face.

03:38:01.000 Beautiful.

03:38:02.000 To the body.

03:38:03.000 So we had a four-woman tournament. 1.00

03:38:05.000 It was nuts.

03:38:06.000 It was nuts.

03:38:07.000 Okay, and then September 9th, we're going to be back.

03:38:10.000 That's going to be the next Fight Companion.

03:38:12.000 I'm not doing that UFC. That's UFC 215 in Edmonton.

03:38:16.000 So we'll be doing a Fight Companion.

03:38:18.000 Awesome.

03:38:20.000 Pumped.

03:38:20.000 This week, Sacramento, Thursday night.

03:38:24.000 Seattle, Friday night.

03:38:26.000 And then San Diego, Saturday night.

03:38:28.000 There's tickets available for the second shows in all three of those places. 0.98

03:38:32.000 Otherwise, just hold the fuck up. 0.74

03:38:33.000 And we will see you soon. 0.96

03:38:36.000 Okay, bye!

03:38:37.000 Bye!

The Joe Rogan Experience - July 31, 2017

Joe Rogan Experience #991 - Eddie Bravo

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