The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - February 17, 2019

00:00:01.000 I'll send you a link.

00:00:02.000 Four, here we go.

00:00:03.000 Shush, shush, shush.

00:00:04.000 Three, dos, uno...

00:00:08.000 Yes!

00:00:09.000 And we're live, ladies and gentlemen.

00:00:11.000 Brendan Shaw with the official Comedy Store jersey on.

00:00:14.000 That's a real Comedy Store hoodie. 1.00

00:00:16.000 That's the real shit. 1.00

00:00:17.000 It's the real deal, man. 1.00

00:00:18.000 I look like a doorman.

00:00:18.000 You look like a doorman.

00:00:19.000 Yeah, I wear those shits all the time. 1.00

00:00:21.000 I love them. 1.00

00:00:21.000 Yeah, me too. 1.00

00:00:22.000 I know, I finally got one.

00:00:23.000 Dude, you'd be head of security if you were working the door.

00:00:26.000 Too handsome.

00:00:26.000 You know what I mean?

00:00:27.000 Dude, I'd be a doorman at the Comedy Store.

00:00:27.000 Right away.

00:00:31.000 Especially if they gave me spots.

00:00:32.000 No, I'd 100% do that.

00:00:33.000 Yeah, you'd get those 1am spots.

00:00:35.000 You don't want them spots.

00:00:36.000 Those spots are confidence crushers.

00:00:38.000 They'll make you want to quit.

00:00:41.000 Like, why am I doing this?

00:00:42.000 Those spots are good if you're Dave Chappelle.

00:00:45.000 They're good if you've been doing stand-up forever. 0.99

00:00:47.000 Fuck, yeah, they're good if you're Dave Chappelle. 0.99

00:00:48.000 He can walk into anything. 1.00

00:00:50.000 Well, the thing about that is, like, it's also good for you to be in front of a tired, small crowd. 1.00

00:00:55.000 Like, a tired, small crowd is good to test out shit. 0.99

00:00:59.000 You know, those are good. 0.99

00:01:01.000 I did a spot, an unannounced spot, the other night at the comedy store in the OR. It was, like, half-packed.

00:01:07.000 What time?

00:01:08.000 But, dude, everybody loves you.

00:01:09.000 It was fairly late.

00:01:10.000 It was fairly late, but people were beaten down.

00:01:14.000 It's a different animal.

00:01:14.000 Their energy's gone.

00:01:15.000 It's different.

00:01:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:16.000 They're coming after dinner, drinks.

00:01:16.000 It's late.

00:01:18.000 Half full. 0.97

00:01:19.000 You can get fucking real used to it. 0.97

00:01:21.000 Louis C.K. used to say that. 0.98

00:01:23.000 He likes to just show up.

00:01:25.000 And even though he was really famous and everything like that when he was doing this, still is, right?

00:01:29.000 But when he would show up, what he liked is that they weren't there to see him.

00:01:33.000 So then he would get a more honest response to his material. 1.00

00:01:37.000 I like that fake shit. 0.99

00:01:43.000 Like when you go on, like the guys that go on, the actors that go on, like Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel or whatever, like anything they say, anything they say, the crowd is just, they got that applause sign ready to go. 0.99

00:01:57.000 You know what's really hilarious when you watch those guys try to do stand-up?

00:02:00.000 When they get it in their head that they can't, you know, like, come on, I can't fail.

00:02:04.000 Everybody loves me.

00:02:05.000 Yeah, I was crushing, I was murdering.

00:02:07.000 You see them go up at the store.

00:02:08.000 But I'll tell you what, man. 0.98

00:02:10.000 Michael Rappaport is getting pretty fucking sporty. 0.91

00:02:13.000 I saw him do a couple of minutes the other day, and he seemed like a real comic. 0.96

00:02:19.000 And I know he's only been doing it for like a little bit.

00:02:21.000 He did it before, and then he got into acting.

00:02:24.000 I think he tried it before, but yeah, he's...

00:02:26.000 Rappaport's talented.

00:02:27.000 He's getting good.

00:02:29.000 I saw him once, and he was struggling a little bit, but it could have just been the crowd. 0.99

00:02:33.000 But then I saw him recently, and I'm like, damn. 1.00

00:02:35.000 He's a tall motherfucker, too. 1.00

00:02:37.000 I never realized that. 1.00

00:02:38.000 He's tall as fuck. 1.00

00:02:40.000 Pretty tall. 1.00

00:02:40.000 He is tall. 1.00

00:02:41.000 Taller than you?

00:02:42.000 No.

00:02:43.000 He's a little shorter than Shrubb. 1.00

00:02:44.000 6'2"?

00:02:45.000 Andre Feely and Miles Jury. 0.99

00:02:47.000 That's a good fucking fight. 0.99

00:02:48.000 Great fight. 0.99

00:02:48.000 So here we are, folks. 0.99

00:02:50.000 This is a fight companion.

00:02:51.000 This is ESPN's first real card.

00:02:54.000 Not on ESPN+. This is on ESPN ESPN, which is huge for the sport.

00:03:00.000 And Kane motherfucking Velasquez. 0.93

00:03:03.000 My vote for the best heavyweight in the UFC ever. 0.98

00:03:06.000 That's fair.

00:03:06.000 I think...

00:03:07.000 The most accomplished is Stipe, for sure.

00:03:10.000 I mean, it's hard. 0.98

00:03:12.000 Fabrizio Verdum, what a fucking record that guy has. 0.97

00:03:14.000 There's a good argument for Verdum in that. 0.98

00:03:16.000 There's a good argument for Verdum being one of the greatest of all time.

00:03:21.000 Or the greatest.

00:03:22.000 Because he tapped Minotaro, tapped Kane, tapped Fedor. 0.99

00:03:27.000 I mean, who the fuck has tapped all those guys? 1.00

00:03:29.000 I mean, he's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:03:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:31.000 But as far as what I've seen from when he's in his prime, outside of all his injuries, Kane at one point in time was just a storm.

00:03:41.000 It was really funny, man.

00:03:43.000 We were backstage, and I was talking to Bob Cook, and I was like, people want to try to ride that storm out.

00:03:50.000 And they were laughing.

00:03:50.000 Bob Cook goes, that storm never ends.

00:03:53.000 Storm never ends.

00:03:54.000 With his tenacity.

00:03:55.000 His cardio was insanity.

00:03:56.000 It didn't even make sense.

00:03:57.000 Remember when he beat JDS when it was JDS and beat the brakes off of him?

00:04:03.000 It wasn't the same.

00:04:04.000 He was on the first Fox card, too.

00:04:07.000 He lasted 26 seconds.

00:04:07.000 Yes.

00:04:09.000 He got knocked up.

00:04:10.000 JDS. That wasn't good for business.

00:04:12.000 He should not have been fighting.

00:04:13.000 You know that.

00:04:14.000 JDS shouldn't have? 0.99

00:04:15.000 Kane had a really fucked up knee in that fight. 0.98

00:04:15.000 No. 0.98

00:04:18.000 Okay. 0.99

00:04:19.000 First round, Miles Jury, Andre Feely, and then of course Kane's fighting the scariest motherfucker in the history of the sport. 0.98

00:04:26.000 Unless you can wrestle. 0.97

00:04:27.000 In my opinion, unless you can wrestle.

00:04:28.000 Or unless you're a cardio machine.

00:04:29.000 Well, after Stipe, Stipe kind of exposed some holes in his game, but the guy's only been fighting for a few years.

00:04:36.000 Stipe did expose, but to Francis' credit, he fucking ate some big shots at Stipe, and he took it and lasted all five rounds. 0.78

00:04:43.000 And he came back and had a terrible fight with Derek Lewis, but Derek Lewis is a beast. 0.96

00:04:48.000 It was a bad fight.

00:04:49.000 It was very nervous.

00:04:49.000 It was a bad fight, but then came back and stopped Curtis Blades.

00:04:52.000 Yeah, clipped him. 1.00

00:04:53.000 Curtis is a motherfucker. 1.00

00:04:55.000 He is a motherfucker. 1.00

00:04:55.000 Worst fight, Derek Lewis Francis, which we thought there was going to be fireworks, or Paul Daly MVP last night. 1.00

00:05:03.000 Fuck you, man! 1.00

00:05:04.000 Fuck you, bro! 1.00

00:05:04.000 I didn't see that. 1.00

00:05:06.000 Paul Daly went, you know what?

00:05:07.000 I'm a wrestler now.

00:05:08.000 Dude, it was crazy.

00:05:09.000 It broke my heart.

00:05:10.000 It was horrible?

00:05:11.000 It wasn't good, but it was better than Francis vs. 0.88

00:05:14.000 Derrick Lewis.

00:05:14.000 I don't know.

00:05:14.000 You think?

00:05:15.000 It was.

00:05:16.000 There was moments of action.

00:05:18.000 Paul Daly was able to take down MVP? Which is not good for MVP. MVP took him down.

00:05:23.000 Yeah, but it's not good. 1.00

00:05:24.000 It was a shit show. 1.00

00:05:25.000 It's not good for MVP. Imagine what Tyron Woodley would do to MVP. Imagine. 1.00

00:05:30.000 Well, he doesn't have to worry about it because he's a mentor.

00:05:32.000 Roy McDonald, though.

00:05:33.000 Yeah.

00:05:34.000 But a real wrestler?

00:05:36.000 John Fitch.

00:05:37.000 But with John Fitch, though, he's got to be able to grab a hold of him. 0.99

00:05:40.000 The thing about Paul Daly is he fucking threatens the shit out of you with that power. 0.98

00:05:43.000 He's got the scariest left hand in the sport. 0.99

00:05:45.000 Best left hand sport, yeah. 0.97

00:05:47.000 He scares the shit out of you with that power. 0.97

00:05:47.000 100%. 0.97

00:05:49.000 You've got to mind your P's and Q's. 0.99

00:05:51.000 But what I like about Page is that I've always said that one day we're going to see a guy who's a point fighter who learns how to do other shit. 0.98

00:05:59.000 Because those guys are impossible to hit. 0.96

00:06:01.000 Because their whole thing is lunging in and lunging out, lunging in and lunging out.

00:06:04.000 Wonderboy a little bit, right?

00:06:05.000 Wonderboy a little bit, but he's more of a kickboxer than a point fighter.

00:06:08.000 Yeah, not so much a point fighter.

00:06:08.000 A phenomenal kickboxer.

00:06:10.000 Phenomenal.

00:06:10.000 But...

00:06:11.000 What you see from MVP is like one of the best point fighters that's ever even attempted to fight in MMA. He doesn't get touched.

00:06:18.000 He's so good!

00:06:19.000 He actually won championships in point karate.

00:06:22.000 Against Raymond Daniels.

00:06:23.000 You should see the two of them fight.

00:06:25.000 Raymond Daniels was another one who was a legit, world-class point fighter.

00:06:29.000 And MVP's undefeated in professional boxing, too.

00:06:31.000 Yes, but who's he fighting?

00:06:33.000 Well, nobodies, but still.

00:06:34.000 The first real fight that he had was last night against Daly.

00:06:39.000 There were some holes.

00:06:40.000 There were some holes that were exposed.

00:06:41.000 It was way too easy for Daly to take him down.

00:06:43.000 But he's only 13-0.

00:06:44.000 That's true.

00:06:45.000 But it's still way too easy for Daly to take him down.

00:06:48.000 His next fight's going to be tough.

00:06:51.000 Yeah, really tough. 0.97

00:06:52.000 But what's crazy is that Daly was talking so much shit on John Fitch after John Fitch took him down. 0.99

00:06:56.000 Dude, Daly, all he did is talk shit about guys wrestling. 0.99

00:06:59.000 And then he took him down. 0.98

00:07:00.000 I was like, what is happening right now?

00:07:03.000 I don't get frustrated, guys.

00:07:04.000 I was like, what is happening right now?

00:07:05.000 Hey, what's happening right here?

00:07:07.000 Miles Jury's already busted up.

00:07:08.000 We're not even paying attention. 0.99

00:07:09.000 God, you got to talk about fucking Paul Daly. 0.99

00:07:12.000 It was unbelievable. 0.99

00:07:13.000 I didn't realize how big MVP he was.

00:07:15.000 I didn't know he was 6'3".

00:07:16.000 He's so tall for that division.

00:07:19.000 And also, like, uses it.

00:07:21.000 Every bit of it.

00:07:23.000 His reach is insane. 1.00

00:07:24.000 He does sneaky shit, too. 1.00

00:07:26.000 He did this sneaky right hand that he hit him with. 1.00

00:07:29.000 He tried to hit him with a hook kick at one point in time.

00:07:31.000 He landed that front kick.

00:07:32.000 Yeah.

00:07:33.000 He's a beast, man.

00:07:35.000 If he gets his wrestling takedown defense on point, I mean, he's a phenomenal athlete.

00:07:39.000 But the thing he has...

00:07:41.000 It is a big if.

00:07:41.000 It's a big if, though, isn't it?

00:07:42.000 But the thing that he... 0.99

00:07:43.000 But he goes to London Shoot Fighters, great goddamn gym. 0.96

00:07:46.000 The thing that he's missing, you know, I mean, is just the wrestling takedown defense. 0.98

00:07:52.000 Just the takedown defense.

00:07:53.000 Like, if you could take a page out of Stylebender's book.

00:07:55.000 Yeah.

00:07:55.000 Like, you look at Stylebender, I'm not too worried about him fighting a grappler.

00:07:58.000 Right, right, right.

00:07:59.000 At all.

00:07:59.000 He's hard to takedown.

00:08:00.000 Very tough takedown, and you're coming in, you're going to pay.

00:08:03.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:08:04.000 He's so goddamn technical. 0.98

00:08:06.000 He might be the most tactical striker in the sport. 0.99

00:08:09.000 I watched him in Glory the other day.

00:08:11.000 I was working out watching some old Glory fights with Stylebender when he fought Jason Willness.

00:08:16.000 His movements.

00:08:17.000 Phenomenal.

00:08:18.000 He's world class.

00:08:19.000 I mean, Willness is a world champion.

00:08:22.000 Dude, how about Roy Nelson and Krokop fought last night?

00:08:24.000 Dude, Krokop looked good.

00:08:25.000 God, what's he on?

00:08:26.000 What happened in that fight?

00:08:27.000 I don't know.

00:08:28.000 What is he on?

00:08:29.000 Krokop won a decision, right?

00:08:31.000 Did he take Roy Jones down?

00:08:31.000 Yeah, he won a decision.

00:08:33.000 No.

00:08:34.000 How dare you?

00:08:35.000 Roy Jones.

00:08:37.000 That'd be a sick fight.

00:08:37.000 They look the same.

00:08:39.000 One's a Croatian, one's a black guy.

00:08:42.000 Why are you talking about Roy Nelson and Roy Jones?

00:08:43.000 One's one of the greatest boxers of all time.

00:08:47.000 They both look like exactly how they look.

00:08:50.000 I bet Roy Nelson hits harder than Roy Jones right now.

00:08:55.000 Come on, think about those big right hands.

00:08:57.000 Oh! 0.60

00:08:58.000 Miles George just tagged Andre Feely.

00:09:00.000 He just tagged him with a left hand. 0.99

00:09:02.000 Yeah, I think if you had him on that power meter, I think Roy probably hits harder.

00:09:08.000 Well, he also weighs 150 pounds more.

00:09:11.000 Yeah, close.

00:09:12.000 Roy Jones Jr. is probably about 200 pounds these days.

00:09:15.000 But when Roy was fighting shape?

00:09:17.000 God, he was fun.

00:09:18.000 Well, when he was at his heaviest, he was about 200, right?

00:09:22.000 When he fought John Ruiz, won the heavyweight title?

00:09:24.000 Yeah.

00:09:26.000 That was a phenomenal fight.

00:09:27.000 When you watch that, I mean, that was just artistry, speed, and precision versus, you know, a world champion, John Ruiz, who's a real good fighter.

00:09:36.000 A real good fighter.

00:09:37.000 Hell no.

00:09:37.000 I mean, he's a real good heavyweight fighter.

00:09:39.000 But Roy Jones was, at that time, you know, the big fucker, the big fuck-up, rather, was going from that fight, dropping down to fight Tarver at 175. Going back down. 0.98

00:09:49.000 Losing 25 pounds and looking like shit. 0.99

00:09:52.000 Looking like dude. 1.00

00:09:53.000 And Tarver's a monster. 0.98

00:09:54.000 He's a monster. 0.95

00:09:55.000 Yeah. 0.86

00:09:55.000 And also, Tarver and him had gone to a decision in one fight earlier, and Tarver thought he won. 0.86

00:09:55.000 Yeah. 0.86

00:10:01.000 And Roy apparently had something to say about why he didn't perform at his best.

00:10:07.000 So when they were faced off tonight, and the referee goes, any questions?

00:10:10.000 He goes, got any excuses tonight, Roy?

00:10:13.000 And then he went and knocked him out. 1.00

00:10:15.000 God damn. 1.00

00:10:16.000 Savage. 1.00

00:10:17.000 Well, Tarver, he was so confident.

00:10:18.000 He was so good.

00:10:19.000 People forget about these guys.

00:10:20.000 Forget about Tarver.

00:10:21.000 Dude, he's still doing it, man.

00:10:22.000 He's still fighting as a heavyweight.

00:10:23.000 Six people know what you're talking about.

00:10:25.000 No!

00:10:26.000 No!

00:10:26.000 Come on.

00:10:27.000 You don't understand boxing.

00:10:28.000 How dare you?

00:10:29.000 Antonio Tarver?

00:10:31.000 The magic man?

00:10:32.000 You don't know?

00:10:33.000 Fight companion fans don't know. 1.00

00:10:35.000 Get the fuck out of here! 0.99

00:10:37.000 Boxing fans know? 0.99

00:10:38.000 Roy Jones?

00:10:38.000 Look at this.

00:10:39.000 Look at this.

00:10:40.000 Andre Field with a sharp jab.

00:10:42.000 Boxing better than ever right now though.

00:10:43.000 You got Fury and you got Wilder rematch coming up in May.

00:10:49.000 That's happening in Brooklyn.

00:10:51.000 Are you working on that?

00:10:51.000 Spoiler.

00:10:53.000 Probably working on that.

00:10:54.000 And my special comes out the same week. 0.99

00:10:55.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:10:56.000 Brandon Shubb! 1.00

00:10:57.000 I know.

00:10:58.000 How did doing 12 new minutes go?

00:11:00.000 It went good last night.

00:11:02.000 Scary, right?

00:11:02.000 Nice.

00:11:03.000 Them new minutes are terrifying.

00:11:04.000 Super scary.

00:11:05.000 And also, like...

00:11:07.000 When you were talking at the beginning of the show, it wasn't my crowd.

00:11:10.000 They didn't market me beyond...

00:11:11.000 None of those people were my people.

00:11:13.000 It went good, man.

00:11:14.000 I was stoked.

00:11:15.000 It was weird for me to drive back.

00:11:15.000 That's nice.

00:11:17.000 This is a fucking good fight. 0.99

00:11:18.000 We're missing a good fight. 1.00

00:11:19.000 I know, man.

00:11:20.000 I always have to watch fights when I get back home.

00:11:22.000 I record him. 1.00

00:11:23.000 I know, we talk so much shit. 1.00

00:11:25.000 I know. 1.00

00:11:26.000 We don't see each other, so we gotta catch up and shit. 0.96

00:11:28.000 Is Miles Jury still with Alliance? 0.95

00:11:30.000 Does anybody know?

00:11:31.000 No, he has his own gym, I think, in San Diego.

00:11:33.000 Oh, really?

00:11:33.000 In San Diego?

00:11:34.000 Oh, he branched off?

00:11:35.000 I think so.

00:11:37.000 He was Dominic Cruz's stablemate, right?

00:11:41.000 Oh, Feely with a nice right hand.

00:11:41.000 They trained together.

00:11:44.000 Dude, I thought Francis was going to go to a new camp, and I saw he's just training full-time in France.

00:11:51.000 I'm like, not the best wrestling in France, but we'll figure it out.

00:11:55.000 Maybe just hitting the heavy bag.

00:11:57.000 I mean, where would he go?

00:11:58.000 You'd want him to go to two places, in my opinion.

00:12:01.000 I'd want him to go to either ATT or AKA. ATT, they've got enough heavyweights, and they have a phenomenal coaching staff.

00:12:09.000 But you want someone big to work with, and AKA, they're not really going to probably take them.

00:12:14.000 Or go to Elevation Fight Team, where you got Curtis Blades and Overeem, who he's fought, both of them.

00:12:19.000 Right, right, right.

00:12:20.000 And you got great coaching at the altitude there.

00:12:22.000 Yep, that's true.

00:12:23.000 You got great striking Christian Allen.

00:12:24.000 You know, the thing about that altitude training is it's really interesting.

00:12:27.000 I was talking to TJ Dillashaw, and he used to think that altitude training was where it's at until he started working with Calavita.

00:12:34.000 And he thinks that you get more work in.

00:12:36.000 I agree with him.

00:12:37.000 Yeah, more work in at sea level.

00:12:39.000 Yeah, because my whole career was in Denver. 0.99

00:12:41.000 And then when you come to C-level, you're like, fuck, I can do work, man. 0.98

00:12:45.000 I can put work. 0.98

00:12:46.000 Yeah, so what they're saying is the amount of reps, the amount of work you do. 0.94

00:12:50.000 What he's doing with Calavita is fucking phenomenal.

00:12:53.000 The podcast I did with him was one of the most informative podcasts I've ever done with a fighter in terms of how technical his training routine is, his diet is, how everything is broken down to a science as far as what to do when and when to do what. 0.84

00:13:07.000 He's at another level then.

00:13:09.000 Yeah, really is.

00:13:10.000 Unless someone's on it and they're not talking about it, but when TJ talks about it, yeah, there's no one more in tune with their body than TJ. That fucking Aaron Pico, and he's getting on that same level, because he trains with them, but I asked TJ, I'm like, why didn't he just follow you around?

00:13:24.000 He's like, dude, he has all these people kind of pulling him every which way. 0.99

00:13:27.000 I'm like, dude, he should just do what you do.

00:13:29.000 Well, he looked phenomenal, but he got wild.

00:13:31.000 Do you ever see the video of us watching him lose?

00:13:34.000 It was crazy.

00:13:34.000 Yeah.

00:13:35.000 We jumped up.

00:13:36.000 We're all falling around.

00:13:37.000 That could have been one of the most viral videos on Instagram in that week.

00:13:42.000 Probably.

00:13:44.000 That was crazy.

00:13:45.000 That knockout was insane. 1.00

00:13:47.000 Yeah, that was the craziest reaction.

00:13:48.000 Yeah, that knockout was insane. 1.00

00:13:50.000 Then Callan's giving the general overview.

00:13:52.000 That was a punch.

00:13:53.000 That was a punch.

00:13:55.000 He hit him with his knuckle.

00:13:56.000 That's fighting.

00:13:57.000 That's fighting.

00:13:58.000 That's right.

00:13:59.000 Oh, really?

00:14:00.000 That's fighting?

00:14:00.000 Yeah, man.

00:14:01.000 I thought that was dancing.

00:14:02.000 Cracks me up.

00:14:04.000 Oh, Callan. 1.00

00:14:06.000 Such a silly goose. 1.00

00:14:08.000 This is a good fucking fight, man. 1.00

00:14:12.000 These guys are so well matched. 1.00

00:14:14.000 Really good fight.

00:14:16.000 Did Sterling beat Jeremy Rivera?

00:14:19.000 He must have.

00:14:20.000 He was smiling and laughing on the way out. 1.00

00:14:22.000 Jeremy Rivera's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:14:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:23.000 It's a tough fight. 1.00

00:14:24.000 I wonder what happened.

00:14:25.000 Anyone who trains with Sterling, I guess in the training room, he's a freak.

00:14:25.000 Jamie, can you find the results?

00:14:30.000 Super freak.

00:14:30.000 That just shows you how good Marlon Marais is.

00:14:33.000 Correct. 0.99

00:14:34.000 He's the motherfucker I want to see fight for the title. 1.00

00:14:36.000 Me too. 0.99

00:14:37.000 He's so good, man. 0.96

00:14:38.000 He's so goddamn good. 0.96

00:14:39.000 The way he looked against the Sun Tzau when he finished the Sun Tzau? 0.97

00:14:41.000 45?

00:14:42.000 No one finishes him.

00:14:43.000 35?

00:14:43.000 35. Bantamweight.

00:14:45.000 Yeah, no one finishes the Sun Tzau.

00:14:46.000 You beat him with a close decision if you're lucky.

00:14:48.000 I asked TJ about it, and he's like, yeah, I'd fight on him, but all they care about is the Cejudo rematch.

00:14:53.000 Unanimous.

00:14:54.000 Unanimous decision.

00:14:55.000 Oh, wow.

00:14:55.000 That's impressive for Sterling.

00:14:57.000 Oh, spinning back in his mouth, jury!

00:14:59.000 Got caught.

00:15:02.000 Andre Feely's in a bit of trouble here. 1.00

00:15:04.000 Oh, shit! 0.99

00:15:04.000 I always root for Miles Jerry. 0.99

00:15:06.000 Do you?

00:15:06.000 I always do.

00:15:07.000 There's certain guys that I always root for.

00:15:08.000 Do you know him?

00:15:09.000 Not that well.

00:15:10.000 We did one show together, that's it.

00:15:11.000 Ooh, he's getting a mount.

00:15:12.000 Mounta!

00:15:14.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:15:17.000 Damn. 0.99

00:15:18.000 Feely's in a bit of trouble here. 0.99

00:15:20.000 Interesting, he's pushing him to the cage.

00:15:22.000 Yeah, that is interesting.

00:15:23.000 That's not a good move because he could push off the cage with his feet and cause a scramble.

00:15:30.000 Feely with a nice little hip escape there. 0.97

00:15:34.000 Get to guard.

00:15:36.000 What were we just saying?

00:15:37.000 Just before that happened?

00:15:40.000 Sterling fight.

00:15:41.000 Oh, Morais. 1.00

00:15:43.000 Morais, motherfucker. 1.00

00:15:44.000 He's so good. 1.00

00:15:45.000 He KO'd Sterling.

00:15:47.000 Bad.

00:15:48.000 Just a home run knockoff.

00:15:50.000 KO'd Jimmy Rivera.

00:15:51.000 In 10 seconds.

00:15:52.000 Yep.

00:15:53.000 And both with the left high kick, I believe. 1.00

00:15:56.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:15:57.000 That spinning back fist. 1.00

00:15:58.000 We're throwing spinning shit now, huh, Miles? 0.99

00:16:01.000 Nick Diaz, you hear what he said, man? 0.98

00:16:03.000 He said, I don't want to hurt nobody.

00:16:04.000 I want to party.

00:16:05.000 So he's done.

00:16:07.000 Good for him, man.

00:16:07.000 Really?

00:16:08.000 Nick Diaz is done?

00:16:09.000 Yeah, because someone was talking about Anderson versus Nick, and Connor said, I'll fight Nate on the same card.

00:16:15.000 And then Nick said, yeah, I'm not fighting anybody.

00:16:18.000 I don't want to hurt nobody.

00:16:19.000 He goes, I just want to party.

00:16:20.000 That's cool, man.

00:16:21.000 Good for him. 0.99

00:16:22.000 Fucking amazing career. 1.00

00:16:22.000 He's done. 1.00

00:16:23.000 You've got to remember, Nick Diaz fought.

00:16:25.000 He was one of the youngest guys to ever fight in the UFC. I believe he beat Robbie Lawler when he was 20. Dude, you look at his resume, it's impressive.

00:16:34.000 The guys that he's fought, he's been doing for a hot second.

00:16:36.000 He's deserved to turn down fights.

00:16:39.000 He deserves to retire.

00:16:40.000 Hopefully financially he's good too.

00:16:42.000 Anthony Smith and Jon Jones.

00:16:42.000 What do you think of this?

00:16:45.000 What do you think of this?

00:16:46.000 What are you looking at?

00:16:48.000 I like Anthony Smith.

00:16:50.000 It's a tough go.

00:16:51.000 You like him as a human being?

00:16:52.000 I like him as a person.

00:16:53.000 I don't like him to win.

00:16:55.000 Does anyone?

00:16:56.000 But that's his story, right?

00:16:58.000 What are his biggest wins?

00:17:01.000 Ozdemir?

00:17:01.000 Yeah, Ozdemir's a big win.

00:17:03.000 You know what Jon Jones would do to Ozdemir?

00:17:05.000 But this isn't an Anthony Smith thing.

00:17:08.000 The focus on Anthony Smith, it's a Jon Jones thing.

00:17:10.000 I don't know anyone in light heavyweight or heavyweight that would beat Jon Jones. 0.99

00:17:14.000 Damn, strong words. 0.98

00:17:16.000 Name someone at heavyweight who'd beat him. 0.99

00:17:17.000 Strong words.

00:17:18.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:17:19.000 Like, name a tough matchup for him at heavyweight. 0.99

00:17:20.000 If he goes, you know what, I'm a fucking heavyweight now. 0.99

00:17:24.000 Right. 0.99

00:17:25.000 Good luck, boys.

00:17:25.000 If he gets up to like 240. God.

00:17:28.000 If he gets up to like jackmified like he was when he was powerlifting. 1.00

00:17:31.000 Oh my God.

00:17:32.000 But the thing about that is though, like, you know, I talked to Greg Jackson about that and Greg was saying that he didn't like him when he was powerlifting like that.

00:17:39.000 He knocked out Mauricio, Shogun Hua. 0.92

00:17:42.000 He knocked out Rashad.

00:17:53.000 He's not a young kid.

00:17:57.000 He's been fighting for a hot second.

00:17:59.000 He knocked out Rashad Evans?

00:18:00.000 That's a big win.

00:18:02.000 Rashad's 70. It's more of Rashad, whether Rashad should have been fighting.

00:18:09.000 I think Rashad's heart wasn't in the game anymore.

00:18:11.000 Has he retired?

00:18:12.000 Rashad retired.

00:18:13.000 He retired and now he's a commentator.

00:18:16.000 He opened up tonight on the ESPN portion.

00:18:18.000 Rashad's amazing.

00:18:19.000 Yeah, Rashad's great.

00:18:20.000 One of the best guys in this.

00:18:21.000 Great guy.

00:18:22.000 One of the best.

00:18:23.000 Have you had him on?

00:18:23.000 No, I'd love to.

00:18:24.000 I haven't had him either.

00:18:25.000 I would love to.

00:18:26.000 I'd love to.

00:18:27.000 Let's do it together.

00:18:28.000 Let's do it together.

00:18:29.000 We should do it.

00:18:30.000 Let's run a train on him.

00:18:33.000 I love that.

00:18:34.000 He's such a sweet person.

00:18:35.000 I've had some conversations with him.

00:18:37.000 He's a lot smarter than you might think.

00:18:41.000 He's very smart.

00:18:42.000 He reaches out to me when things are going bad or I'm having an issue.

00:18:48.000 It's out in the public.

00:18:50.000 He'll reach out to me then.

00:18:51.000 Always give me words of wisdom.

00:18:53.000 Always.

00:18:54.000 He's that guy.

00:18:55.000 Sweetheart of a guy.

00:18:56.000 And you know, you go back to his career.

00:18:58.000 I mean look, when he knocked out Chuck Liddell with one punch, he started doing the heart thing.

00:19:02.000 He was like, I will never forget that because he knocked him out and then he beat Forrest Griffin.

00:19:06.000 Do you know what he's doing when he does the heart thing?

00:19:08.000 Do you know what he's doing?

00:19:09.000 What, he's about to have a heart attack?

00:19:10.000 Sanford and Son?

00:19:10.000 No.

00:19:11.000 Yeah, Fred Sanford.

00:19:12.000 Oh really?

00:19:12.000 Oh no, I'm too young for that.

00:19:14.000 Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey!

00:19:15.000 Oh, that's funny.

00:19:15.000 Do you remember that?

00:19:16.000 Oh wow, no, I'm too young.

00:19:17.000 But I know what you're talking about.

00:19:19.000 You are too young.

00:19:20.000 But I remember Rashad knocked out for us and he was training with us and came back to the gym.

00:19:24.000 And at the time, I wasn't in the UFC yet and I was like, dude, you have the belt.

00:19:28.000 What's it like?

00:19:29.000 I was freaking out.

00:19:30.000 And he was like, I feel exactly the same, Brendan.

00:19:33.000 I thought it would be everything and more and I feel exactly the same, dude.

00:19:37.000 He's almost kind of like, it's not all that it's meant to be.

00:19:40.000 You think you get to the top of the mountain and it's everything, but he's like, I feel like I'm back here training.

00:19:45.000 Do you remember when he coached against Rampage?

00:19:47.000 I was on that season.

00:19:48.000 Oh, that's right!

00:19:49.000 Rashad is my coach.

00:19:50.000 I was the second pick on Team Rashad.

00:19:52.000 That's why me and Rashad are so close.

00:19:54.000 I forgot that.

00:19:55.000 Me and him are really close. 1.00

00:19:56.000 Dude, when they were in front of each other, you a bitch. 1.00

00:19:59.000 You a bitch. 1.00

00:20:00.000 Make me a bitch. 1.00

00:20:01.000 Make me a bitch. 1.00

00:20:01.000 You a bitch. 1.00

00:20:02.000 It just backfired. 1.00

00:20:03.000 I was like, this kid goes sideways.

00:20:05.000 Dude, it was so intense. 0.99

00:20:06.000 That whole show was like, fucking, everyone's going to pop off at any second. 0.99

00:20:11.000 Was he a Division I champion? 1.00

00:20:13.000 Michigan State.

00:20:14.000 No, not champion.

00:20:14.000 Champion?

00:20:16.000 All-American.

00:20:16.000 All-American?

00:20:17.000 His roommate was Gray Manion.

00:20:19.000 Gray Manion?

00:20:20.000 Yeah.

00:20:20.000 Wow.

00:20:22.000 Meanwhile, we're missing a really good fight.

00:20:24.000 They're still going?

00:20:25.000 Is this five rounds?

00:20:26.000 No, it's the third round, bro.

00:20:27.000 I know.

00:20:28.000 It doesn't feel like forever?

00:20:30.000 We should tell people.

00:20:31.000 It's at 135, 134, 133, 132, 131 of the third round in the first fight.

00:20:38.000 Sorry.

00:20:41.000 It's good that we don't give people expectations of what we're going to do here when we do Fike Opinions.

00:20:47.000 My favorite.

00:20:47.000 They have zero expectations.

00:20:48.000 Yeah, zero.

00:20:49.000 This is my favorite podcast we ever do.

00:20:51.000 The best.

00:20:52.000 I look more forward to this than anything I do.

00:20:53.000 Yeah, I mean, I love doing podcasts with scientists and geniuses and shit like that.

00:20:56.000 It's work, though, isn't it, a little bit?

00:20:58.000 No, no, it's a different feel.

00:20:59.000 Well, you've got to do some research, too.

00:21:01.000 Well, I like doing that, though.

00:21:02.000 Yeah.

00:21:03.000 But it's a different feel.

00:21:04.000 This is just party.

00:21:06.000 It's a hangout, man.

00:21:07.000 This is just fun.

00:21:09.000 What do you smile at?

00:21:10.000 Eddie doesn't believe in science, though. 1.00

00:21:14.000 And he's all, you're bullshit, you're science. 0.99

00:21:17.000 I believe in science that I can... 1.00

00:21:21.000 That you can see with your own eyes?

00:21:22.000 Yes.

00:21:23.000 I believe the science of this iPhone.

00:21:24.000 That's fair. 1.00

00:21:25.000 That shit's real. 1.00

00:21:25.000 That's real. 1.00

00:21:26.000 It's real as fuck. 0.99

00:21:26.000 That's fair. 0.99

00:21:27.000 Dude, I was watching this.

00:21:28.000 I was thinking of Eddie today because I don't have cable right now because I moved.

00:21:32.000 So we went for cable.

00:21:33.000 So all I have is Netflix.

00:21:34.000 I was watching this Earth, Planet Earth and Will Smith is the narrator on it.

00:21:38.000 It's all about Earth and they're like scanning up and it's astronauts talking about what they saw from space.

00:21:44.000 The whole time I was thinking, God, Eddie must watch this. 1.00

00:21:46.000 This is some bullshit. 1.00

00:21:48.000 Look at these liars. 1.00

00:21:49.000 You're not watching this. 1.00

00:21:51.000 You're not watching this bullshit. 1.00

00:21:53.000 That ain't real. 1.00

00:21:54.000 It would show how many hours they had in space.

00:21:56.000 Like 72 hours in space.

00:21:58.000 Eight hours. 1.00

00:21:59.000 I was like, I bet Eddie's like, fuck these hoes. 1.00

00:22:01.000 Meanwhile, we have no idea who won this fight. 1.00

00:22:04.000 Miles Jury.

00:22:04.000 You think so?

00:22:05.000 Nope, I have no idea.

00:22:06.000 But that's what Callen's good for, because he won't listen to us, and he'll watch it, and then be like, Miles Jury, two rounds to one.

00:22:12.000 He might be right. 1.00

00:22:13.000 That motherfucker's late! 1.00

00:22:15.000 Yeah, well, he landed late. 1.00

00:22:18.000 In Burbank?

00:22:19.000 I don't know, he didn't say, he just said his flight landed late. 1.00

00:22:23.000 Yeah, man, that MVP fight was bullshit. 0.99

00:22:26.000 I was so pissed. 0.99

00:22:27.000 And I love Scott Coker.

00:22:29.000 I was going to tweet out something.

00:22:30.000 I'm just going to let him rap.

00:22:31.000 Everyone's probably piling on daily.

00:22:33.000 I don't want to be that guy.

00:22:34.000 I'm just going to back out.

00:22:35.000 Wasn't that Mitrion fight?

00:22:37.000 Didn't it end in two seconds?

00:22:39.000 That was another one.

00:22:40.000 They had two Bellator shows in a row?

00:22:42.000 Yep, Friday, Saturday.

00:22:44.000 They do that all the time.

00:22:44.000 They have one on Paramount and then they have one on DAZN. I watched it on DAZN on my phone.

00:22:49.000 I got one of those DAZN accounts.

00:22:51.000 I was in Vegas for this event my daughter was doing.

00:22:55.000 I'm like, I'll be right back.

00:22:57.000 I couldn't find it.

00:22:58.000 My daughter was done with her things. 1.00

00:23:00.000 I had to run to the top of the stairs and watch that shit. 1.00

00:23:02.000 Some bullshit. 1.00

00:23:04.000 Do you ever pretend you have to take a shit? 1.00

00:23:06.000 I told my wife what I was doing. 1.00

00:23:08.000 Dude, I flew from the comic store.

00:23:10.000 I usually hang out.

00:23:11.000 Theo's going to be there.

00:23:12.000 We're supposed to talk some business about the show.

00:23:14.000 I was like, dude, I have to go.

00:23:16.000 He's like, dude, MVP and daily air fighting.

00:23:19.000 He's like, who?

00:23:19.000 I'm like, I'll tell you later.

00:23:20.000 Let's just talk tomorrow. 0.99

00:23:22.000 I fucking flew home after my set. 0.98

00:23:24.000 I get home and I'm waiting. 1.00

00:23:26.000 I'm like, what the fuck is this? 0.99

00:23:27.000 Do you have DAZN? I have DAZN. They got a lot of good fights on that. 0.99

00:23:33.000 I didn't even know what the fuck it was. 0.98

00:23:35.000 It looks like Dazen, right? 1.00

00:23:37.000 It's a terrible name.

00:23:37.000 But it's a bad name.

00:23:39.000 It's D-A-Z-N. Do you have to have cable to watch the fight?

00:23:42.000 No, you can watch it on any internet connection.

00:23:46.000 I watched it on my phone. 0.91

00:23:48.000 Because Paramount Network, you have to have an account with DirecTV or some shit.

00:23:52.000 Yeah, but DAZN covers whatever Paramount fights have.

00:23:54.000 They need to get rid of that because people don't have TV no more.

00:23:57.000 A lot of people don't. 0.99

00:23:58.000 Yeah, so they got to just have it just through your goddamn app I love TV. Don't make me get an app and then I gotta order fucking DirecTV too. 0.99

00:24:04.000 What's interesting is DAZN, they spent a shitload of money on Canelo Alvarez. 0.99

00:24:08.000 They signed him to some multiple hundred million dollar deal.

00:24:11.000 I think it's something like, it's like 300 million dollars or something like that?

00:24:14.000 Yeah, he's the highest paid athlete in the world.

00:24:15.000 365 million.

00:24:17.000 Yeah, some insane amount of money over 10 fights, I believe it is.

00:24:21.000 And it's going to be all subscription-based.

00:24:22.000 All on DAZN. You've got an all on the app.

00:24:25.000 Isn't that how it's gone?

00:24:28.000 The future.

00:24:28.000 The future is no pay-per-view.

00:24:30.000 Netflix.

00:24:30.000 It's just subscription-based.

00:24:32.000 One paywall.

00:24:33.000 What's interesting is if it's no pay-per-view, it's actually a really good deal, right?

00:24:38.000 Because I don't know what DAZN costs a month.

00:24:40.000 I just did the double-click on my phone. 1.00

00:24:41.000 I didn't pay attention to how much that shit costs. 0.99

00:24:43.000 But what does it cost? 1.00

00:24:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:45.000 Let's find out what it costs.

00:24:45.000 I don't know.

00:24:47.000 Seven bucks a month?

00:24:48.000 $9.99.

00:24:49.000 You gotta think that if you're watching, say if you're watching a pay-per-view, like a big fight, like Wilder Fury 2, how much is that gonna cost?

00:24:55.000 $60.

00:24:56.000 $60? 1.00

00:24:57.000 Shit, so worth it. 1.00

00:24:58.000 $10 a month? 1.00

00:24:58.000 $10 a month. 1.00

00:24:59.000 And you can watch fights all the time.

00:24:59.000 Yeah.

00:25:01.000 That's like my take on Fight Pass.

00:25:03.000 Like, if you like fights, man.

00:25:04.000 Like, in my gym, I live off of Fight Pass.

00:25:07.000 You just watch old fights?

00:25:08.000 I watch fights all the time while I'm working out.

00:25:10.000 It's the best thing to watch while you're working out.

00:25:11.000 I would have Fight Pass.

00:25:12.000 You ever watch EBI? I do.

00:25:14.000 I watched the whole Gordon Ryan series the other day.

00:25:16.000 The whole little documentary they had, I watched that while I was working out.

00:25:20.000 Combat Jiu-Jitsu Fight Night this Friday. 0.99

00:25:22.000 Oh shit, LA, right? 0.99

00:25:23.000 LA, right? 1.00

00:25:24.000 That's right.

00:25:27.000 This Friday on UFC Fight Pass, 7pm Pacific Standard Time.

00:25:32.000 Who'd you get to fill in for?

00:25:33.000 Was it Barnett Got Hurt?

00:25:35.000 Barnett's out too.

00:25:36.000 Or Verdum Got Hurt?

00:25:38.000 Verdum didn't get hurt.

00:25:39.000 It was supposed to be Gordon Ryan vs.

00:25:41.000 Verdum.

00:25:42.000 Gordon Ryan got hurt.

00:25:43.000 Gordon Ryan got hurt. 1.00

00:25:44.000 That's a bitch. 1.00

00:25:45.000 We're going to do Verdum, Gordon Ryan later on this year. 0.98

00:25:49.000 But it's a four-man combat jiu-jitsu absolute bracket with Yuri Samos, who's arguably one of the best Brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioners ever.

00:26:03.000 ADCC medalist, gold medalist.

00:26:05.000 Yeah, Monster.

00:26:05.000 Monster.

00:26:06.000 And then the second seed is John Thor Blank, who won EBI 17. He won the first and only 16-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament.

00:26:16.000 He won it all in regulation.

00:26:18.000 Every fight within two minutes, he subbed everybody.

00:26:21.000 So it's Yuri and John Thor Blank are the top two seeds.

00:26:25.000 And then if they win their first fights, then they'll fight each other.

00:26:30.000 Same night?

00:26:31.000 Same night.

00:26:31.000 Dope.

00:26:32.000 Kevin Casey is fighting John Thor Blank.

00:26:34.000 I love Kevin Casey.

00:26:35.000 Yeah.

00:26:36.000 He jumped in.

00:26:37.000 And Steven Martinez is a local black belt. 0.89

00:26:40.000 He's fighting Yuri Samos.

00:26:41.000 So, on paper, it looks like it'll be Yuri and John Blank on paper.

00:26:46.000 Anything can happen in the finals.

00:26:48.000 Plus, we got the best jujitsu girl that's ever lived.

00:26:51.000 Only, only girl ever to win Abu Dhabi, IBJJF, Gia Nogia, black belt, and EBI. She hot.

00:27:00.000 Beatrice Mesquita.

00:27:01.000 She's the baddest chick ever in jiu-jitsu. 1.00

00:27:03.000 She's fighting combat jiu-jitsu against Kayla Patterson. 1.00

00:27:06.000 She'll be slapping bitches. 1.00

00:27:07.000 Yeah, it's going to be awesome. 1.00

00:27:09.000 I might come.

00:27:11.000 I like when someone gets hurt and they tag me.

00:27:13.000 Brendan Schaub, get in there. 1.00

00:27:15.000 Like, you're at your goddamn mind. 1.00

00:27:17.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:27:18.000 You fucking crazy? 1.00

00:27:21.000 When you go back and think about that cyborg fight, would you ever think about doing that again? 1.00

00:27:25.000 No, man.

00:27:26.000 I'm too busy.

00:27:28.000 Comedy is so hard.

00:27:29.000 I'm so behind the eight ball.

00:27:30.000 I forgot to ask you about this.

00:27:32.000 What do you think about Pettis fighting Wonderboy?

00:27:32.000 What do you think about this?

00:27:35.000 Good for you, Pettis.

00:27:37.000 I love the great fight.

00:27:38.000 Isn't it kind of crazy, though?

00:27:39.000 Crazy fight.

00:27:40.000 He goes from 45, can't make it anymore, all the way up to 70, 25 pounds.

00:27:43.000 Think about it. 0.99

00:27:44.000 Fucking, this is how much of a beast Pettis is. 1.00

00:27:47.000 Fights Tony Ferguson. 0.99

00:27:49.000 Amazing fight, right?

00:27:50.000 He gets hurt.

00:27:50.000 Tony wins that.

00:27:50.000 Amazing fight.

00:27:51.000 Then fucking, he was like, you know what, fuck it. 1.00

00:27:53.000 Who got hurt? 1.00

00:27:54.000 Pettis broke his hand.

00:27:55.000 Pettis broke his hand in that fight.

00:27:57.000 It was a tough fight for him either way.

00:27:59.000 But then he jumps up and he's fighting Wonderboy.

00:28:02.000 He's made a dog in both fights.

00:28:04.000 He's an underdog in both fights.

00:28:06.000 That Ferguson fight was fun.

00:28:09.000 It shows you what a survivor Ferguson is.

00:28:12.000 He gets clipped and he got hurt in that fight. 0.99

00:28:16.000 How about Max Holloway and Tony Ferguson talking shit to each other? 0.99

00:28:23.000 On the dark web, that's the rumor. 0.99

00:28:25.000 I like that, but I don't like that.

00:28:27.000 Why don't you like it?

00:28:28.000 Because I want to see Ferguson versus Khabib. 0.98

00:28:29.000 I want to see that fight.

00:28:30.000 But Khabib's out for... 0.89

00:28:32.000 He won't fight in Vegas.

00:28:33.000 He has a suspension, so he's out for a little bit.

00:28:35.000 Tony's ready to go.

00:28:36.000 He won't do that thing that Vegas is asking him to do.

00:28:40.000 The commercial?

00:28:41.000 They're asking him to do a commercial. 0.81

00:28:42.000 He's like, you have prostitution. 0.86

00:28:43.000 You have gambling. 1.00

00:28:44.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:28:45.000 He's the best. 1.00

00:28:47.000 He's right, too. 0.93

00:28:48.000 He's an animal.

00:28:49.000 What's the problem with Conor Tony? 0.67

00:28:51.000 What's going on with that?

00:28:52.000 How come that isn't happening?

00:28:54.000 I think it's going to be Conor and Cowboy.

00:28:55.000 Conor and Cowboy is a done deal, as far as I know.

00:28:57.000 Me, too.

00:28:58.000 As far as I know, Cowboy signed the contract.

00:29:01.000 Doesn't Conor Tony make more sense, though?

00:29:03.000 No.

00:29:04.000 Conor and Cowboy is great, and Conor Tony is great.

00:29:07.000 They're both great.

00:29:08.000 They're both great fights.

00:29:09.000 I like both of them.

00:29:09.000 If I'm Dana, I'm sitting on this...

00:29:14.000 Eddie, you like Tony because you love him.

00:29:18.000 I'm just asking a question.

00:29:19.000 I'm just saying, why not Tony Conner?

00:29:21.000 That's been in the works for like two years.

00:29:23.000 Here it is, Eddie.

00:29:24.000 Tony Conner, Conner would be a slight underdog, I think, in that fight.

00:29:27.000 Tony's a monster for anybody.

00:29:29.000 So I think Tony, Max, because Conner needs to get a win.

00:29:34.000 I'm not saying Conner's going to be a huge favorite over Cowboy, but he's more favorable in that fight than he is against Tony.

00:29:40.000 So he needs a win before he comes back and fights.

00:29:42.000 He needs a more favorable fight.

00:29:44.000 And I'm not saying that's a great match. 1.00

00:29:46.000 Cowboy's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:29:47.000 Right now he's on fire. 1.00

00:29:50.000 Cowboy's on fire right now.

00:29:51.000 He's just so loose and in the zone right now.

00:29:54.000 And Cowboy, yeah, Cowboy, it's a great fight.

00:29:56.000 It's a perfect time for Cowboy.

00:29:57.000 Stylistically, that's a better fight for Cowboy and Conor.

00:30:00.000 Tony has a great wrestling background.

00:30:00.000 Yeah.

00:30:02.000 He's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:30:03.000 Cardio for days, and he's crazy. 1.00

00:30:05.000 I like that fight a lot.

00:30:06.000 I really like that fight a lot. 0.99

00:30:08.000 Max Holloway, Tony's a motherfucking fight. 0.98

00:30:11.000 I love that fight. 0.98

00:30:12.000 Marvel Studios, are these new superheroes?

00:30:15.000 Are they running out of superheroes yet? 1.00

00:30:17.000 I'll get this shit out of my face. 1.00

00:30:18.000 Who are these people? 1.00

00:30:19.000 Get this bitch out of my face. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Who is this girl? 1.00

00:30:20.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:30:21.000 Who is this and Samuel L. Jackson is a different superhero now?

00:30:23.000 Yeah, this was at the end of the Avengers movie.

00:30:26.000 Hey, Samuel L. Jackson, say no to something.

00:30:28.000 Captain Marvel.

00:30:29.000 Wait a minute, Captain Marvel's a girl?

00:30:31.000 Yeah, and she brings all of them back to life in the comics. 1.00

00:30:35.000 Hey! 0.99

00:30:39.000 Wait a minute.

00:30:40.000 Who was Captain Marvel when we were kids?

00:30:42.000 A dude.

00:30:44.000 Wait a minute.

00:30:46.000 It's amazing that it's not a trans woman. 1.00

00:30:48.000 That would be dope. 0.97

00:30:50.000 That's what they're going to do next.

00:30:52.000 Who's a weightlifting champion?

00:30:53.000 Come sit down.

00:30:54.000 You guys want some cheese and wine?

00:30:56.000 No cheese.

00:30:57.000 People get mad.

00:30:59.000 People get mad if you start chewing on the microphones.

00:31:01.000 Dude, we're pros, man.

00:31:03.000 We're pros, bro. 0.99

00:31:04.000 You guys are terrible. 0.51

00:31:06.000 A couple of one-two pros. 1.00

00:31:08.000 Dude, if you didn't bring fucking provolos. 1.00

00:31:11.000 And I'm French, so fuck off, you Americans. 1.00

00:31:14.000 Hey, how about this fight? 1.00

00:31:16.000 Usman versus Tyron Woodley.

00:31:16.000 Usman.

00:31:18.000 That's happening right now?

00:31:19.000 That's March 2nd.

00:31:20.000 Come on, Eddie.

00:31:21.000 Why don't you guys come?

00:31:23.000 Come to Vegas.

00:31:25.000 Okay, here.

00:31:25.000 Captain Marvel was a guy and a girl in the kitchen.

00:31:27.000 Damn, she was hot. 1.00

00:31:29.000 But that's from 2017, man. 0.99

00:31:32.000 This is when it's already been diversified.

00:31:34.000 Give me 1990 Captain Marvel, dude.

00:31:36.000 Type in 1990 Captain Marvel.

00:31:38.000 Type in...

00:31:39.000 Captain Marvel 1956. That's why I was about the Spider-Verse movie that just came out.

00:31:44.000 It's like only a four-year-old Spider-Man story.

00:31:46.000 It's not some old thing they brought back.

00:31:48.000 Yeah, that's cute.

00:31:49.000 That's what they're doing now.

00:31:50.000 But that's a cartoon.

00:31:51.000 But Captain Marvel's old school, no?

00:31:54.000 Yeah, but one of those Spider-Men is like a duck, right? 1.00

00:31:57.000 He's a pig, bro. 0.99

00:31:59.000 It's a great movie. 0.99

00:32:00.000 It's the best movie I've seen in a long time.

00:32:02.000 I saw it five times.

00:32:04.000 They should turn Bruce Lee into a superhero and give him powers. 0.99

00:32:07.000 My kids said nay to the fucking Legos movie. 0.98

00:32:10.000 I'm like, you want to see the Legos movie? 0.99

00:32:11.000 Mine too.

00:32:13.000 It's good.

00:32:15.000 We've seen the other ones.

00:32:16.000 My son loves the Lego movie.

00:32:19.000 The new one?

00:32:20.000 Both of them.

00:32:21.000 A new one just came out.

00:32:22.000 How many of them have been?

00:32:23.000 Two.

00:32:24.000 Only two? 0.99

00:32:25.000 It's so cool that Batman's a douchebag. 0.98

00:32:25.000 Really? 0.98

00:32:25.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:32:28.000 It's so true! 0.99

00:32:29.000 In the first one, he's a douchebag, dude. 0.99

00:32:31.000 Remember when he's got the girlfriend, right? 0.93

00:32:33.000 And then he leaves the girlfriend because Han Solo pulls up in the Millennium Falcon or whatever. 1.00

00:32:38.000 See, look at that motherfucker. 1.00

00:32:40.000 Wait a minute. 1.00

00:32:41.000 This is the old Captain Marvel, but he was a gaming comics character.

00:32:44.000 That's Shazam! 1.00

00:32:44.000 Shazam? 1.00

00:32:45.000 But there's a new Shazam. 1.00

00:32:46.000 Yeah, there's a new Shazam coming out. 1.00

00:32:47.000 Also known as Captain Marvel.

00:32:49.000 Captain Marvel?

00:32:49.000 What?!

00:32:50.000 Shazam? 0.91

00:32:51.000 Dude, if you held a gun to my head and asked me, is Shazam DC or Marvel, I would have said he's DC. For sure.

00:32:57.000 He is.

00:32:58.000 He is?

00:32:59.000 Yes.

00:32:59.000 That's what I was trying to say.

00:32:59.000 Do you remember?

00:33:00.000 There was a Captain Marvel character in the DC Comics universe from back then.

00:33:04.000 I don't know if that's what you're remembering, but that's one that existed, so...

00:33:08.000 That's the confusion. 0.99

00:33:09.000 That Shazam movie looks like some shit. 0.99

00:33:12.000 Is that like someone from Bellator fighting someone from the UFC? It's confusing, dude. 0.99

00:33:12.000 Is that a crossover? 0.99

00:33:16.000 All I know is she comes back and you know how everyone died in the last one? 1.00

00:33:19.000 It's been out for a year, so fuck off. 1.00

00:33:19.000 Spoiler alert. 1.00

00:33:21.000 She brings everyone back to life.

00:33:21.000 She fixes them?

00:33:22.000 How the fuck does she do that? 1.00

00:33:23.000 That's the comic books, dude. 0.98

00:33:26.000 Do you remember in the Lego movie when Batman, he leaves his girl to jump in that Millennium Falcon with Han Solo and Chewbacca?

00:33:33.000 And he says, later.

00:33:35.000 So he jumps and he thought he was going to party in space.

00:33:38.000 And then he comes back to go, what happened?

00:33:40.000 He goes, turns out that Wookie's a dude. 0.95

00:33:46.000 That was fucking hilarious. 0.99

00:33:48.000 There was no chicks. 0.99

00:33:49.000 He goes, there's no chicks on the Millennium Falcon.

00:33:52.000 The Android 2, it's a dude.

00:33:55.000 Okay, Marvel.

00:33:56.000 1968. 1968, but scroll down.

00:33:58.000 That's the first appearance of this character.

00:33:59.000 What is the image?

00:34:00.000 As the female?

00:34:01.000 The girl, 68. Wow.

00:34:03.000 This picture is from 2012. Okay, but here's the deal.

00:34:06.000 Girls weren't built like that back then. 1.00

00:34:08.000 They're built like that now.

00:34:09.000 It's a new thing now, because guys are into it.

00:34:10.000 Scroll down, let me see that image.

00:34:12.000 That's like a primo CrossFit chick. 0.99

00:34:15.000 That's legit.

00:34:16.000 That's a new version of her. 0.98

00:34:17.000 Oh, okay.

00:34:18.000 And I'm into it.

00:34:19.000 That's 2012. Yeah, that's a UFC fighter chick right there.

00:34:22.000 Okay, that's what they used to look like?

00:34:24.000 There's multiple Captain Marvels.

00:34:24.000 Wow.

00:34:26.000 So Captain Marvel, sometimes a guy, sometimes a girl.

00:34:26.000 Captain Marvel.

00:34:28.000 That's why nobody ever heard about it.

00:34:30.000 Goes both ways.

00:34:31.000 No one can relate to it.

00:34:32.000 We're just like, whatever. 1.00

00:34:33.000 But they run out of shit. 0.99

00:34:35.000 There's so many superheroes that they have like 10 different ones on Netflix. 1.00

00:34:38.000 Dude, how about that Ant-Man shit? 1.00

00:34:40.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:34:40.000 You guys watch that? 1.00

00:34:42.000 Ant-fucking- Oh, they're tiny. 1.00

00:34:44.000 Wasp girl or some shit. 1.00

00:34:46.000 Dude, I can't fuck with that or Aquaman. 1.00

00:34:47.000 Get that shit out of my head. 1.00

00:34:48.000 Oh, that shit's horrible. 1.00

00:34:49.000 This is a good fight too. 1.00

00:34:50.000 Brian Barbarina and Vicente Luque.

00:34:52.000 This is a good fight.

00:34:54.000 If we didn't watch Miles Jury, let's be real.

00:34:56.000 Oh, this is a good fight, man.

00:34:57.000 No, for sure.

00:34:58.000 This is a good fight.

00:34:58.000 Who won that fight?

00:34:59.000 Miles Jury did.

00:35:00.000 Philly did.

00:35:00.000 Did he?

00:35:01.000 Excuse me.

00:35:01.000 Philly did.

00:35:02.000 Philly did.

00:35:02.000 Decision?

00:35:03.000 Yes.

00:35:04.000 We couldn't even watch the decision.

00:35:06.000 Well, we watched the fight.

00:35:07.000 I saw the decision. 1.00

00:35:09.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:35:10.000 Brian Barbarino, good right hand. 0.99

00:35:13.000 Dude, I can't wait for the main event.

00:35:15.000 Me too.

00:35:16.000 I can't wait for Crone Gracie. 0.98

00:35:17.000 Are you kidding?

00:35:18.000 Are you kidding?

00:35:20.000 I forgot about this. 0.99

00:35:21.000 Crone fucking Gracie. 1.00

00:35:23.000 I want to hear a prediction on the main event. 0.98

00:35:26.000 Brian Callen, since you really just got here.

00:35:26.000 Prediction.

00:35:29.000 I got that mustache, bro.

00:35:31.000 Did you open up the bottle?

00:35:32.000 Do we have a bottle opener?

00:35:33.000 What do you mean a mustache?

00:35:34.000 It looks dark.

00:35:36.000 My mustache?

00:35:36.000 Yeah, it looks cool.

00:35:37.000 It looks cool.

00:35:38.000 I'm a good looking guy. 0.99

00:35:39.000 You are a handsome devil, you. 0.99

00:35:40.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:35:41.000 What do you think of the main event?

00:35:43.000 Cain Velasquez, Francis Ngannou.

00:35:44.000 Well, let me ask you this.

00:35:46.000 How is Francis going to solve Kane's wrestling or his cardio?

00:35:50.000 He's been training in France, so watch your talk.

00:35:53.000 I mean, it's true, but I speak French.

00:35:56.000 He's been eating escargot and throwing nuclear weapons with his hands.

00:35:59.000 This may be true, and God is very dangerous, but I feel like he's got a one puncher's chance.

00:36:05.000 But everything else Kane does, including boxing, he's better at.

00:36:09.000 I'm just curious to see what he looks like now after all this time off, injury and all that.

00:36:14.000 Yeah, the injuries are the big concern.

00:36:15.000 Which one do you want me to open, B? You can open them all, my friend.

00:36:18.000 It doesn't matter.

00:36:19.000 Let's get crazy.

00:36:20.000 What did you bring?

00:36:20.000 Let's get crazy.

00:36:22.000 Did you bring anything?

00:36:23.000 I went a little California.

00:36:24.000 I won one Barolo and I decided to go California.

00:36:26.000 I went old standbys, standard good wines.

00:36:29.000 I've been drinking more red wine.

00:36:31.000 What do you think of that menage a trois I get from Ralph?

00:36:33.000 I think I think it's never...

00:36:34.000 Oh, Luque just tagged Barbarino with a left hook.

00:36:37.000 Never bring up...

00:36:37.000 Barbarino?

00:36:38.000 Barbarino?

00:36:39.000 No, no, no.

00:36:40.000 Different guy.

00:36:40.000 Brian, Barbarino.

00:36:42.000 If I look a little harder, it's because I was just at American Top Team with my friend, my good friend Dustin Poirier, Mike Brown, and Tiago Alves.

00:36:49.000 Did they make you cut weight?

00:36:50.000 You look skinny, dude.

00:36:51.000 Took a private, went 10 rounds.

00:36:52.000 Dude.

00:36:54.000 You look thin.

00:36:55.000 That's because I can't have any wasted space when I'm doing striking with Thiago Alves.

00:36:58.000 Thiago Alves.

00:36:58.000 What did you take a private with?

00:36:59.000 What did he have you do?

00:37:00.000 Hit the pads?

00:37:01.000 Yeah, it was great.

00:37:01.000 Kick and hit and low kick.

00:37:03.000 Did you see Dustin Poirier?

00:37:04.000 Yeah, he's great.

00:37:05.000 They came to my show.

00:37:06.000 How's Dustin's hip doing?

00:37:07.000 Is he alright?

00:37:07.000 He looks fantastic.

00:37:09.000 Does he?

00:37:09.000 He's waiting for a fight, man.

00:37:10.000 Yeah, he was getting some stem cells or something, wasn't he?

00:37:13.000 He'll come up with a good fight.

00:37:15.000 He's so great.

00:37:16.000 He's a good dude.

00:37:16.000 He's such a great guy.

00:37:17.000 Top motherfucker. 1.00

00:37:18.000 Super impressed with him against Justin Gaethje. 1.00

00:37:21.000 He's fantastic.

00:37:24.000 Gaethje's got a great fight coming up.

00:37:26.000 Who's Gaethje fighting?

00:37:28.000 Gaethje's fighting someone really good.

00:37:30.000 Oh, Edson Barbosa.

00:37:32.000 That's right!

00:37:36.000 You think Gage is going to wrestle?

00:37:39.000 I hope he wrestles.

00:37:40.000 I think that makes it interesting.

00:37:41.000 Yeah, he's a beast wrestler.

00:37:43.000 Dude, Barboza's going to go, you like leg kicks? 0.96

00:37:46.000 Cool, man.

00:37:48.000 Check these out, bro.

00:37:49.000 These you can't see coming.

00:37:51.000 Oh, you're a wrestler who thinks he can kick?

00:37:52.000 Fantastic.

00:37:53.000 Let's play that, Gage.

00:37:55.000 Tiago and Dustin were showing me those low kicks.

00:38:00.000 The details of where you kick.

00:38:03.000 I was like, oh my god.

00:38:05.000 Your nerves are so exposed with that kick.

00:38:07.000 Look at Primas, what he did to Michael Chandler. 1.00

00:38:09.000 Literally cut his fucking leg off. 0.99

00:38:10.000 And again with DJ and Cejudo. 1.00

00:38:14.000 First round of the second fight.

00:38:16.000 That's a terrible kick.

00:38:18.000 I've never been hit by one of those.

00:38:19.000 I don't know what it feels like.

00:38:20.000 Is it worse than kicking the knee? 0.98

00:38:22.000 Yeah, you know, the thing about kicking the knee, it's hard to fuck your knee up. 0.91

00:38:25.000 Like, you can hyper-extend the knee with a sidekick. 0.99

00:38:28.000 You could fuck someone's knee up that way, but... 1.00

00:38:29.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 1.00

00:38:30.000 Just got sat down.

00:38:31.000 Oh, Luke, he just got tagged.

00:38:32.000 Oh, no.

00:38:33.000 He's alright.

00:38:34.000 What?

00:38:35.000 How dare you.

00:38:36.000 Oh, he's alright.

00:38:37.000 I told you! 1.00

00:38:38.000 You thought it was bullshit? 1.00

00:38:39.000 Oh, look, he takes it back! 1.00

00:38:41.000 Wow!

00:38:41.000 He takes it back!

00:38:42.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:38:43.000 You're kidding me. 1.00

00:38:44.000 Dude, if he gets in here...

00:38:45.000 Oh, that was unbelievable.

00:38:46.000 Oh, he's got it.

00:38:48.000 He's got to put that leg hook in.

00:38:48.000 He's got it.

00:38:50.000 He's got to put it in and flatten him out.

00:38:52.000 He's taking his time.

00:38:53.000 He's going to slide off.

00:38:54.000 Oh, he is going to slide off.

00:38:55.000 He's on the chin.

00:38:55.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:38:56.000 There it goes.

00:38:57.000 There he goes.

00:38:58.000 Oh, he's cranking that neck. 0.74

00:38:59.000 Oh, nastiness. 0.99

00:39:01.000 Body triangle.

00:39:02.000 Body triangle.

00:39:04.000 How long can he last?

00:39:05.000 How long can he last?

00:39:05.000 It's over, kid.

00:39:06.000 Oh, it's cranking.

00:39:06.000 It's over, kid.

00:39:07.000 Oh, no, it's cranking.

00:39:09.000 He's out.

00:39:10.000 No, it's cranking.

00:39:11.000 He's out.

00:39:12.000 He ain't out yet.

00:39:14.000 He's out.

00:39:14.000 He told you.

00:39:15.000 He should have put the body trun in. 1.00

00:39:16.000 You know how sore his neck is. 0.99

00:39:19.000 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:39:19.000 He ran into his arms. 0.99

00:39:21.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:39:22.000 Filthy guys. 1.00

00:39:23.000 Look at that shit. 1.00

00:39:24.000 That's over right there. 1.00

00:39:25.000 That's over right there.

00:39:26.000 But he has got to hook the leg.

00:39:27.000 That's over right there.

00:39:28.000 Maybe not.

00:39:29.000 Maybe not.

00:39:29.000 That's over right there.

00:39:30.000 Maybe he waits.

00:39:31.000 Oh, no, he doesn't have it.

00:39:31.000 He's probably asleep.

00:39:32.000 Check it.

00:39:33.000 Check it to see.

00:39:34.000 He's checking to see if he's okay.

00:39:35.000 Give him a thumbs up.

00:39:37.000 Oh, he's out! 1.00

00:39:38.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:39:39.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:39:40.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:39:41.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:39:42.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:39:45.000 And that's the end of the round. 1.00

00:39:47.000 This is a fight!

00:39:49.000 Is that fighting?

00:39:50.000 Is that fighting, Brian?

00:39:52.000 Guys, from a guy who trains a top team, I can tell you that's a fight. 0.98

00:39:55.000 American top team in Coconut Grove or wherever the fuck it is? 0.98

00:39:58.000 It's such a nice facility. 1.00

00:39:59.000 Dude, I wish Amanda Nunes walked in there and beat the shit out of you. 1.00

00:40:02.000 Well, I was looking for her. 0.99

00:40:03.000 I did see Junior Dos Santos walking around.

00:40:04.000 You saw Junior?

00:40:05.000 That was pretty cool.

00:40:06.000 I'd love to see that.

00:40:07.000 He's much bigger than you, Bubba.

00:40:09.000 Junior?

00:40:10.000 He was 6'4".

00:40:11.000 I took him in.

00:40:13.000 Now, he's training a lot, but I took him in.

00:40:15.000 This way?

00:40:16.000 Like with your eyes or with your mouth?

00:40:17.000 Well, I outlined him with my hands.

00:40:21.000 And I was producing estrogen when I saw him.

00:40:24.000 But he looks better than you.

00:40:28.000 He looks more menacing.

00:40:30.000 Dang, man.

00:40:30.000 What am I going to do?

00:40:30.000 And he looked at me and he goes, Hey, tell Shob I'm not hearing a fucking peep out of him.

00:40:34.000 No doubt. 0.99

00:40:34.000 Wow. 0.99

00:40:35.000 I'll be in Miami March 16th through the 18th doing stand-up.

00:40:38.000 So come see it.

00:40:39.000 Whoa.

00:40:40.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:40:40.000 Where are you at?

00:40:42.000 Miami Improv.

00:40:44.000 Yeah, I can't. 1.00

00:40:45.000 Damn, bro. 1.00

00:40:45.000 It's new. 1.00

00:40:46.000 No, it's a new club.

00:40:47.000 It's a new one. 0.99

00:40:48.000 What the fuck ever. 0.99

00:40:49.000 No, it's a new club. 0.99

00:40:50.000 It's supposed to be amazing.

00:40:52.000 Dude, that place was so haunted.

00:40:53.000 It was so bad.

00:40:55.000 It was so bad.

00:40:56.000 Last time I was there, I go, I'm done.

00:40:59.000 I go, I'm never coming back.

00:41:00.000 And they were laughing.

00:41:00.000 They're like, ah!

00:41:01.000 I go, you people are too stupid. 1.00

00:41:03.000 I go, I can't come back here anymore. 1.00

00:41:05.000 They were laughing.

00:41:05.000 And you never came back?

00:41:07.000 Joe never does.

00:41:07.000 Never going back to that.

00:41:08.000 No, I did Miami last year.

00:41:10.000 I did a theater.

00:41:11.000 I did a theater.

00:41:12.000 I love Miami.

00:41:13.000 I had a great time. 0.99

00:41:14.000 Just only bullshit. 1.00

00:41:16.000 But they're a little crazy. 1.00

00:41:17.000 That's right before my special.

00:41:19.000 I was doing those cell phone bags.

00:41:20.000 Oh, that's right.

00:41:21.000 So to use your phone, you have to leave the theater.

00:41:23.000 Yeah.

00:41:24.000 So you would think they would just sit down and watch the show.

00:41:25.000 Everywhere else, that's the case.

00:41:27.000 Not in Miami.

00:41:27.000 In Miami, they kept leaving the theater and coming back, leaving the theater.

00:41:31.000 They're doing blow and having fucking parties and talking. 1.00

00:41:34.000 Everyone has asses. 1.00

00:41:35.000 Oh my God, they just kept going back and forth and back and forth. 1.00

00:41:38.000 Not a flat ass to be found. 1.00

00:41:40.000 Not a flat ass to be found in Miami. 0.99

00:41:41.000 And it's maybe my favorite place in many ways. 0.95

00:41:43.000 That's where Tiffany Haddish, she just had a really bad New Year set. 1.00

00:41:47.000 She just didn't prepare, I guess, right?

00:41:48.000 She was hungover.

00:41:49.000 She was drunk.

00:41:49.000 She's also doing movies.

00:41:51.000 There's a sneaky thing that happens, man, when you're doing movies, and then you become a huge star, so you're doing these big theaters as well, but you're not really doing enough stand-up to do those big theaters. 0.79

00:42:02.000 You've got to fucking do mad reps to do big places.

00:42:05.000 It's not the same thing. 0.99

00:42:06.000 Are you watching him bang away at his head?

00:42:08.000 Brian Barbarino.

00:42:09.000 Oh, Big Elbow by Luque.

00:42:11.000 You don't see a lot of Mohawks these days.

00:42:13.000 When you do see one, you know he means business.

00:42:15.000 Barbarino just turned and walked away.

00:42:16.000 He's turning away and getting him back to the center.

00:42:18.000 Taking a deep breath.

00:42:20.000 But when Luque's throwing elbows like that from in close, maybe he's really good at elbows or maybe he hurt his hands.

00:42:26.000 Is Luque Mohawk?

00:42:27.000 No, the other one.

00:42:29.000 Luque can just sit there and kind of take those shots off his gloves.

00:42:34.000 Ooh, nice job.

00:42:35.000 He's not afraid to just sit there.

00:42:40.000 See?

00:42:42.000 Well, he's also probably really tired from the choke attempt and the Darce attempt in the first round.

00:42:49.000 Not that one of these guys are worried about leg kicks, are they?

00:42:51.000 Oh, nice front kick to the body. 1.00

00:42:55.000 I feel like front kick to the body is one of the most underused weapons.

00:42:59.000 You know, that was one of the things that I was so impressed with Barboza in the Hangman fight, in the Dan Hooker fight.

00:43:05.000 Oh my God. 0.99

00:43:06.000 Those fucking body kicks. 1.00

00:43:07.000 What a fucking fight. 1.00

00:43:09.000 What a fight. 1.00

00:43:10.000 Paul Felder said, I was cage side when Paul Felder was taking those kicks to the body from Barboza.

00:43:14.000 Oh my God.

00:43:15.000 And his skin was so red, and I said, I was like, you seem like you didn't even notice.

00:43:20.000 He goes, dude, they hurt so badly.

00:43:22.000 He fights tonight.

00:43:24.000 Yeah.

00:43:24.000 Felder does?

00:43:25.000 He fights Vic. 0.99

00:43:25.000 That guy's a killer. 0.99

00:43:26.000 Vic's like, he's like one win from fucking, I feel like, being that guy. 1.00

00:43:30.000 He's a monster, man. 1.00

00:43:31.000 Yeah, but Gaethje knocked him cold. 0.99

00:43:31.000 Vic? 0.99

00:43:33.000 Remember in the last fight?

00:43:34.000 Yeah, he did.

00:43:34.000 You gotta see how he remembers from that.

00:43:36.000 He won like 10 before that.

00:43:36.000 Oh yeah, he's a beast, dude.

00:43:38.000 He's a long, tall dude, too. 1.00

00:43:39.000 That's right, Gaethje knows the fuck. 1.00

00:43:41.000 Knocked the fuck out of them. 1.00

00:43:42.000 I've never seen so many fucking elbows being thrown. 1.00

00:43:45.000 You and Barbarina have the same chest. 1.00

00:43:47.000 They are throwing elbows all day. 0.74

00:43:51.000 You're so rude.

00:43:52.000 No, it's not a bad thing.

00:43:52.000 What?

00:43:54.000 No, because I... Brian's shredded, dude.

00:43:56.000 You're rude to Barbarina, man. 0.99

00:43:57.000 My chest gets...

00:43:58.000 A big chest gets away at my feet.

00:44:00.000 Brian Barbarina's a professional fighter.

00:44:02.000 It doesn't mean he has a good chest.

00:44:03.000 He's got a beautiful beard.

00:44:04.000 I have a better body than that.

00:44:05.000 I'll take my shirt off right now and put it up against...

00:44:07.000 I'll stand right next to him and you tell me if I don't have a better body. 1.00

00:44:10.000 Do it, bitch. 1.00

00:44:11.000 Do it. 1.00

00:44:21.000 Dude, you got the same chest.

00:44:23.000 Let me see.

00:44:24.000 Oh, you look really good. 0.80

00:44:24.000 Throw some punches. 0.80

00:44:26.000 You look very good. 0.86

00:44:27.000 Mine's shredded, dude.

00:44:28.000 You look very good.

00:44:30.000 You look very good.

00:44:31.000 Your neck bothers me.

00:44:32.000 You're very slim around the forearms and the wrists.

00:44:35.000 It doesn't look like you'd have a lot of pop to your shots.

00:44:38.000 No, you're not flexing at all.

00:44:42.000 Dude, I feel like I could choke you with one hand. 0.99

00:44:44.000 You're very jacked. 0.95

00:44:45.000 You know what's confusing to me is the hand-to-wrist ratio.

00:44:51.000 I don't see a lot of power coming out of those hands.

00:44:53.000 It's like your forearms, they're so small.

00:44:56.000 They're so small.

00:44:57.000 You could pick locks.

00:44:59.000 You could pick locks with your wrists.

00:45:01.000 He does have a better body, though.

00:45:02.000 You do have a better body than those guys.

00:45:03.000 Is there a camera over there?

00:45:04.000 Well, no, not better than Luke. 1.00

00:45:07.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:45:08.000 I'm going to get on TRT and then forget! 1.00

00:45:11.000 Vicente Luque is his name.

00:45:12.000 Gentlemen, please.

00:45:13.000 His body's better than yours.

00:45:14.000 Luque is better than yours.

00:45:16.000 Barbarina, give you a run for your money. 1.00

00:45:17.000 These guys are playing rock and stocking robots here, man.

00:45:19.000 They're just standing right in front of each other.

00:45:21.000 Wouldn't you think that Luque would want to take this fight to the ground?

00:45:24.000 He's tired. 0.98

00:45:25.000 I mean, he almost fucking choked him out. 0.98

00:45:27.000 Yeah, he did. 0.98

00:45:28.000 I get that he's tired.

00:45:29.000 I mean, I really do get that.

00:45:31.000 But, I mean, I want to see attempts.

00:45:33.000 How's that whiskey, Eddie? 0.98

00:45:34.000 It sucks. 0.99

00:45:36.000 It's filled with conspiracy theories. 1.00

00:45:39.000 You know where it comes from?

00:45:40.000 It comes from abortion fetuses. 0.73

00:45:40.000 It's thirsty. 0.73

00:45:43.000 Oh, how dare you.

00:45:45.000 Wow, that, wow.

00:45:45.000 You brought it to his preaching home.

00:45:48.000 Oh, Luque with a big left hook.

00:45:50.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:45:51.000 These guys are just...

00:45:52.000 I rarely see a fight where guys are just standing right in front of each other like that.

00:45:56.000 Oh, there it is!

00:45:58.000 He pushed him down.

00:46:02.000 Do they hate each other?

00:46:03.000 What's going on?

00:46:04.000 They're fighters, bro.

00:46:05.000 Professional fighters.

00:46:06.000 You don't see a lot of guys just swinging these days.

00:46:09.000 No, they're both impressive.

00:46:12.000 Brian Count, did you watch MVP versus Paul Daly last night?

00:46:15.000 I did not watch it, and I only wonder how someone like MVP will do if he ever goes to the UFC. I want to see him fight guys like...

00:46:22.000 Dude, he's in the welterweight tournament, though. 0.99

00:46:24.000 That belt tour tournament's legit as fuck. 1.00

00:46:25.000 It is legit as fuck. 1.00

00:46:27.000 He's not ready for the UFC right now. 1.00

00:46:27.000 He's a killer. 1.00

00:46:29.000 Michael Venom Page? 1.00

00:46:29.000 He's not? 1.00

00:46:30.000 He'd get eaten up.

00:46:30.000 No.

00:46:31.000 And after watching Daily take him down, you gotta think what Tyron would do to him.

00:46:35.000 Or what Usman would do to him.

00:46:37.000 Or Colby Covington.

00:46:38.000 Or any real legit wrestler.

00:46:40.000 But the thing about Tyron is, Tyron's a legit wrestler with nuclear weapons.

00:46:44.000 It's not just that he's gonna punch you. 1.00

00:46:46.000 He's gonna put your fucking jawbone through the back of your head. 1.00

00:46:49.000 And he's a phenomenal boxer. 1.00

00:46:51.000 He outstruck fucking Wonderboy. 0.98

00:46:53.000 He rocked Wonderboy, which is impossible to do. 1.00

00:46:56.000 Wonderboy...

00:46:56.000 How about he sat Darren Till down with one shot?

00:46:59.000 One shot in the fight.

00:46:59.000 Correct.

00:47:01.000 Dude, imagine Darren Till's on his ass. 1.00

00:47:01.000 Boom! 1.00

00:47:03.000 Imagine Darren Till MVP. He's so jacked, though.

00:47:05.000 Tyron is like the most jacked... 0.88

00:47:07.000 It's like the best body competition.

00:47:10.000 It's like, first of all, you gotta give it all to the Cuban. 0.99

00:47:13.000 Yeah, Yoel Romero.

00:47:14.000 Yoel Romero wins best body competition, period.

00:47:16.000 Of course he does.

00:47:17.000 Rock Cold's right behind him.

00:47:19.000 He's bigger, taller, proportioned.

00:47:21.000 It's a different thing.

00:47:22.000 Rock Cold looks great.

00:47:25.000 He's got a beautiful body. 1.00

00:47:26.000 But when Yoel Romero walks in with bikini briefs on, you're like, what in the fuck is he taking? 0.99

00:47:31.000 Yeah, we're talking freaks. 0.99

00:47:32.000 What is that?

00:47:33.000 Yeah, that's fair.

00:47:34.000 What is that?

00:47:35.000 And then Francis goes, hold my cucumber.

00:47:38.000 Hold my cucumber.

00:47:41.000 And then Brock Lesnar goes, hold my D-ball.

00:47:46.000 And then Alistair Overeem goes, oh my horse meat.

00:47:49.000 And then Vitor goes, oh my acai. 0.99

00:47:52.000 Let me fucking get in this thing. 0.98

00:47:56.000 Nobody had a better body than Overeem when he was Ubering. 0.99

00:47:58.000 Nobody.

00:47:59.000 I think we bring it up on every podcast we do together.

00:47:59.000 The best.

00:48:02.000 I still have Yoel.

00:48:04.000 I got Yoel.

00:48:05.000 No, no, no. 0.89

00:48:07.000 No, Overeem was ridiculous, but Yoel just is a perfect specimen. 0.92

00:48:11.000 That's cute. 0.95

00:48:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.95

00:48:12.000 Whatever.

00:48:13.000 Ubering was 265 pounds.

00:48:14.000 Shh.

00:48:15.000 Shredded. 0.96

00:48:16.000 Proportionate. 0.98

00:48:17.000 When he's standing on the scales and he's flexing, I remember being behind him when he was waiting, just blinking, going, what in the fuck am I looking at? 0.98

00:48:17.000 Jack. 0.98

00:48:24.000 Yeah.

00:48:25.000 What is this? 0.99

00:48:25.000 Even Brock Lesnar was like, what the fuck is he on? 0.99

00:48:28.000 I was so pumped for that fight because that was his UFC debut and his UFC debut against Brock Lesnar. 0.96

00:48:33.000 I was like, I was so pumped for that fight.

00:48:35.000 And both were on that saucy, saucy.

00:48:37.000 They were on the saucy. 0.99

00:48:38.000 Because Brock looked like a fucking grizzly bear as well. 1.00

00:48:41.000 Yo, where's that wine from your body? 1.00

00:48:43.000 This is beautiful wine.

00:48:44.000 Bro?

00:48:45.000 Where's that wine for your brother?

00:48:45.000 Pour it up, bro!

00:48:45.000 Bro?

00:48:46.000 I'm sorry, buddy.

00:48:47.000 I thought you guys were drinking whiskey.

00:48:48.000 I'm doing that, too.

00:48:49.000 I thought it was Ireland over there.

00:48:50.000 I didn't know it was Italy.

00:48:51.000 We're free to do whatever we want.

00:48:52.000 We're Americans.

00:48:53.000 We pay taxes.

00:48:54.000 Can we get Eddie some more whiskey, man?

00:48:57.000 No more whiskey.

00:48:58.000 Oh! 0.60

00:48:58.000 You're good? 0.60

00:48:59.000 Right hand by Luque. 0.99

00:49:00.000 Damn, these guys are still playing rock and roll. 0.99

00:49:02.000 How are they not going to sleep? 0.99

00:49:03.000 I feel like these fights are both all five minutes.

00:49:06.000 Five rounds tonight.

00:49:07.000 Gentlemen.

00:49:08.000 What's more fun?

00:49:10.000 You hooking him up with more? 0.98

00:49:12.000 Let him get his beak wet. 1.00

00:49:14.000 You're a bad person.

00:49:16.000 I love it. 1.00

00:49:17.000 You're a bad person.

00:49:17.000 Cheers.

00:49:20.000 My favorite.

00:49:21.000 My favorite.

00:49:22.000 We were talking about this before you got here.

00:49:23.000 My favorite.

00:49:23.000 It's the best.

00:49:25.000 It's the best.

00:49:27.000 I love doing podcasts.

00:49:29.000 I love doing podcasts with everybody.

00:49:31.000 But, man, there's something special about these.

00:49:33.000 Look at that upward elbow.

00:49:34.000 Anderson Silva style.

00:49:36.000 Dude, Anderson?

00:49:37.000 We haven't talked to this.

00:49:38.000 Anderson looked good.

00:49:39.000 He looked very good.

00:49:40.000 Like, Stylebender didn't be like an old-weathered Anderson.

00:49:42.000 Like, that was a good go.

00:49:44.000 I mean, Anderson looked a little...

00:49:44.000 Yeah.

00:49:45.000 I mean, he looked a little overmatched in terms of, like, technique.

00:49:49.000 Because Stylebender is a legitimate, world-class, world-championship caliber kickboxer.

00:49:55.000 But Anderson was hanging in there with him.

00:49:56.000 He was hanging in there, and Anderson also trying to...

00:49:58.000 God, dog.

00:49:59.000 Jesus!

00:49:59.000 Look at Iriani behind, like, good lord.

00:50:02.000 That is ridiculous. 0.97

00:50:02.000 Look at Joe behind him. 0.97

00:50:03.000 I'm going, what in the fuck? 1.00

00:50:05.000 That's so stupid. 1.00

00:50:06.000 That's the scariest fight of all time. 1.00

00:50:07.000 Are you watching this?

00:50:08.000 These guys, how do you score this fight?

00:50:10.000 How would you ever score this fight?

00:50:11.000 I'm looking at over his bicep.

00:50:11.000 I don't know.

00:50:12.000 Who's going to win this fight?

00:50:13.000 It's impossible to score.

00:50:14.000 That's a very good question.

00:50:15.000 It would suck to be a judge.

00:50:17.000 If you saw this in a movie, you'd be like, nobody punches that. 0.62

00:50:19.000 I wanted to talk about that.

00:50:20.000 There's two things.

00:50:21.000 I watched some Glory fights today while I was working out.

00:50:23.000 Two things that Glory does better than UFC. One, five judges, not three.

00:50:28.000 Two, open scoring.

00:50:29.000 Love it.

00:50:30.000 What do you mean open scoring?

00:50:31.000 You know who's winning every round.

00:50:32.000 You know what's going on.

00:50:33.000 After every round, the judges have to put up their scores.

00:50:33.000 You know what's going on.

00:50:36.000 So if you see a fucking domination, and then you see 10-9 for the wrong guy, the whole crowd can go, what the fuck? 1.00

00:50:44.000 Put the pressure on the guys. 1.00

00:50:45.000 I love it.

00:50:46.000 Love it.

00:50:47.000 What would they have to do to change it?

00:50:49.000 It's the commission, it's not the UFC. And by the way, the best place to do that kind of change is right here.

00:50:55.000 Andy Foster is one of the most proactive, ahead of the curve, intelligent guys.

00:51:02.000 And Bob Bennett over in Nevada is just as good.

00:51:06.000 He's excellent too.

00:51:07.000 They can do this.

00:51:08.000 Nevada does it? 0.93

00:51:09.000 If Nevada does it, everybody does it. 1.00

00:51:11.000 Everybody does it.

00:51:11.000 So we just need Nevada.

00:51:12.000 But that's not entirely true because of the new rules.

00:51:15.000 The new rules are not adopted.

00:51:17.000 Yeah, they're not adopted by everybody.

00:51:18.000 Yeah.

00:51:18.000 Are they even adopted by Nevada?

00:51:20.000 I think it's Nevada.

00:51:22.000 I would say Nevada.

00:51:23.000 I say Nevada, too.

00:51:24.000 It's Nevada.

00:51:25.000 I say Nevada and I say Nevada.

00:51:27.000 I say Nevada and I say Notre Dame.

00:51:33.000 Do you say Argentina and Chile?

00:51:43.000 Ibiza.

00:51:43.000 I say Ibiza and I say Uruguay and Paraguay.

00:51:46.000 That's what I say.

00:51:47.000 What about Afghanistan?

00:51:48.000 Afghanistan, of course.

00:51:49.000 I always say Afghanistan. 1.00

00:51:50.000 Of course, of course.

00:51:51.000 And I say Africa. 0.99

00:51:53.000 Goddamn, look at this fight. 1.00

00:51:55.000 Look at this fight. 1.00

00:51:56.000 This is insane.

00:51:57.000 These guys are rock'em, sock'em robots.

00:51:58.000 This is probably not the way to fight if you want a long-term career.

00:52:01.000 If you want that $50,000 bonus and some brain trauma.

00:52:04.000 If you want to play Jeopardy when you're 40. This is a bad move.

00:52:07.000 How tough are these dudes?

00:52:09.000 You know what I saw the other day?

00:52:11.000 I saw Wolf Blitzer play Jeopardy.

00:52:13.000 He ended up at the end of it with minus four points.

00:52:18.000 Oh my god!

00:52:19.000 Oh my god!

00:52:20.000 That's it!

00:52:20.000 You can't.

00:52:21.000 At the end! 1.00

00:52:22.000 Holy shit! 1.00

00:52:23.000 You can't. 1.00

00:52:24.000 Amazing fight.

00:52:25.000 Yeah.

00:52:25.000 How much time was left?

00:52:26.000 For both of them.

00:52:27.000 It looked like nothing.

00:52:28.000 Because the clock was off, so less than ten.

00:52:30.000 Maybe five seconds in the last round.

00:52:32.000 No, they stopped it.

00:52:34.000 You don't know that.

00:52:35.000 They stopped it.

00:52:36.000 You can't stand and bang like that forever.

00:52:37.000 They stopped it.

00:52:39.000 That's not good.

00:52:40.000 Sometimes you can.

00:52:43.000 He just looked at his corner and goes, woo!

00:52:46.000 Is he Brazilian? 1.00

00:52:47.000 Dude, did you see fucking... 1.00

00:52:49.000 How badass are Brazilians? 1.00

00:52:51.000 Just overall. 1.00

00:52:52.000 Just stop and think about how many bad motherfuckers came out of Brazil. 1.00

00:52:56.000 They ain't coming out of Uruguay. 1.00

00:52:57.000 They ain't coming out of Belize. 0.93

00:52:59.000 They ain't coming out of Colombia. 0.63

00:53:01.000 There's a few, I'm sure.

00:53:02.000 There's a few, but the majority are all coming out of Brazil.

00:53:05.000 How about the hoes in Brazil as well? 1.00

00:53:08.000 That's just...

00:53:08.000 The whole nation...

00:53:10.000 The hoes are the girls who need help with their rent. 1.00

00:53:11.000 Take it easy, bro.

00:53:14.000 It's not really Brazil.

00:53:18.000 It's Rio.

00:53:20.000 It's Rio.

00:53:20.000 Get it straight.

00:53:21.000 Rio is the difference.

00:53:23.000 Because their church is the beach.

00:53:26.000 So everyone's got to look good in Rio.

00:53:30.000 Man, this guy's rough.

00:53:31.000 Boom! 0.99

00:53:32.000 There's the right hand.

00:53:32.000 There it is.

00:53:33.000 Boom! 0.99

00:53:33.000 Oh, the knee? 0.99

00:53:35.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:53:35.000 There's another knee. 0.99

00:53:36.000 On the way down.

00:53:37.000 Yeah, that was tough.

00:53:38.000 Oh, the mouthpiece went flying?

00:53:39.000 That's it.

00:53:40.000 Oh, no.

00:53:40.000 Stopped it.

00:53:41.000 Look at this.

00:53:42.000 Look at this. 1.00

00:53:42.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:53:43.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:53:44.000 And this is... 0.99

00:53:44.000 They had been playing Rock'em Sock'em Robots for a few fucking rounds. 0.99

00:53:47.000 Yeah, you can't fight them. 1.00

00:53:48.000 Damn, that's crazy. 1.00

00:53:49.000 It's so bad. 1.00

00:53:49.000 You can't do that. 1.00

00:53:50.000 That's it.

00:53:51.000 Good stoppage.

00:53:51.000 That's it.

00:53:52.000 Good fight, though, and good for ESPN, too, because the common fans watching are going, yeah, suck each other in the face. 1.00

00:53:58.000 Get his head off, bro. 1.00

00:53:58.000 Hit him, bro. 1.00

00:53:59.000 Hit him, bro. 1.00

00:54:00.000 I could do that. 0.99

00:54:01.000 Do it for Georgia.

00:54:02.000 Nevada State Athletic Commission adopts new unified rules.

00:54:05.000 When is this?

00:54:05.000 Oh, excellent.

00:54:06.000 What is this labeled?

00:54:07.000 November 13th, 2018. Oh, so 2018. Okay, so they finally adopted it.

00:54:13.000 Excludes grounded fighter rule.

00:54:15.000 Oh, interesting.

00:54:16.000 So they took the new rules, but they don't accept the one point down. 0.99

00:54:30.000 Dude, how about that says fucking Paul Daly protests MVP loss says Bellator rigged it to protect their investment Paul Daly, you're a monster. 1.00

00:54:43.000 When he's on, he's a monster. 1.00

00:54:45.000 There's no man on the planet who...

00:54:47.000 I mean, think about what he did to Lorenz Larkin, right?

00:54:49.000 Lorenz Larkin is a really tactical striker. 0.99

00:54:52.000 And Paul Daly, he lands that fucking left hand on you. 0.99

00:54:55.000 You forget your childhood. 1.00

00:54:56.000 He's been fighting.

00:54:57.000 I'm disappointed, he says.

00:54:58.000 MMA politics and Bellator protecting their investment.

00:55:01.000 I fell one three rounds to two, in my opinion. 0.99

00:55:03.000 I beat that fool. 0.99

00:55:05.000 Really? 1.00

00:55:05.000 Close fight? 1.00

00:55:06.000 I can't see how he thinks he won three rounds, though.

00:55:08.000 Like, if they give it to Dale, I'm like, alright, fine.

00:55:10.000 We all lost.

00:55:11.000 The fans lost.

00:55:12.000 But how he says three, I'm like, alright, that's fine. 1.00

00:55:15.000 It was a bullshit fight all the way around. 0.99

00:55:15.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:55:17.000 It was?

00:55:18.000 It wasn't the best fight.

00:55:20.000 It wasn't a lot going on.

00:55:22.000 Nothing, nothing.

00:55:23.000 Wasn't the best fight.

00:55:24.000 He was watching two blue belts grapple. 0.68

00:55:26.000 Yeah.

00:55:27.000 Daly took him down.

00:55:29.000 Then he lost position once. 1.00

00:55:31.000 An MVP got on top of him and beat his ass. 1.00

00:55:33.000 Got his back. 1.00

00:55:34.000 I thought he was going to choke him out.

00:55:35.000 Me too. 0.98

00:55:36.000 I thought he had a rear naked there for a second. 0.96

00:55:38.000 I was amazed that Paul Daly was able to take him down, though.

00:55:42.000 He really made some big improvements in his wrestling.

00:55:44.000 I guess maybe he felt like after the John Fitch fight, if you can't beat him, join him.

00:55:48.000 This was a great fight, man.

00:55:51.000 Wow, six seconds left.

00:55:53.000 What weight was it, 70?

00:55:55.000 Yeah, that's 70. I saw Colby Covington at the American Top Team.

00:56:02.000 He just finished working out.

00:56:04.000 When you see them when they're off-season, you're like, how are you?

00:56:09.000 I saw Gleason Tebow.

00:56:12.000 I was like, you fought at 155?

00:56:15.000 He's so thick.

00:56:17.000 I didn't even recognize him.

00:56:18.000 He's huge.

00:56:19.000 I think he goes, yeah, it's Gleason Tebow.

00:56:20.000 I was like, what?

00:56:22.000 Well, he looks huge when he's weighing 155. He would get on the scale and I was like, what are you, hollow?

00:56:28.000 He looks so big.

00:56:29.000 One of those chocolate bunnies?

00:56:30.000 Yeah.

00:56:31.000 Chocolate Easter bunnies?

00:56:33.000 How do you eat that big and that light? 1.00

00:56:35.000 I eat ass first. 1.00

00:56:36.000 I hate the fucking hollow ones. 1.00

00:56:38.000 I like a solid bunny. 1.00

00:56:39.000 I feel ripped off.

00:56:39.000 I love the hollow ones, dude.

00:56:40.000 The solid ones fuck my teeth up. 1.00

00:56:41.000 Do you eat ears or ass first? 1.00

00:56:43.000 Ears, bro. 1.00

00:56:43.000 I go ass. 1.00

00:56:44.000 Really? 1.00

00:56:45.000 You do? 1.00

00:56:45.000 Yeah, I go ass first. 1.00

00:56:46.000 I always go ears. 1.00

00:56:47.000 It's a bunny, though.

00:56:47.000 It's not a girl.

00:56:48.000 Yeah, I know.

00:56:50.000 Your skin looks... 0.99

00:56:52.000 What's going on, bro?

00:56:53.000 You look good.

00:56:53.000 You look tight.

00:56:54.000 Oh, really?

00:56:55.000 Yeah, it looks shiny and it looks very healthy.

00:56:56.000 Well, I haven't worked out in over a week, no?

00:56:59.000 I just stopped working out for a week.

00:56:59.000 Maybe that's it.

00:57:01.000 Maybe your body's recovering.

00:57:02.000 Maybe.

00:57:03.000 I haven't been able to work out.

00:57:03.000 I was moving.

00:57:04.000 Your skin looks good.

00:57:05.000 I've eaten pizza every day.

00:57:06.000 Maybe that's good for you.

00:57:07.000 You have a rosy complexion.

00:57:08.000 Oh, wow.

00:57:09.000 Take it, man.

00:57:09.000 You look very healthy.

00:57:10.000 I'm just happy to be here.

00:57:11.000 Maybe it's the cold weather.

00:57:12.000 Maybe that's it.

00:57:13.000 You look 23. Pizza's good for you, dude.

00:57:15.000 Maybe it's the booze and the rest.

00:57:17.000 I have been drinking and sitting in a hot tub.

00:57:19.000 Eat dough and cheese and tomatoes.

00:57:24.000 My body likes it.

00:57:25.000 Cheese, anyone?

00:57:25.000 A nice cheese pizza.

00:57:26.000 They interviewed both of them.

00:57:28.000 John Anik is interviewing Barbara.

00:57:29.000 That must be from the truck.

00:57:31.000 That must be from the truck.

00:57:32.000 Out of respect.

00:57:33.000 Who has a knife?

00:57:34.000 Sometimes I'm walking to the cage and they give me a thing in my ear.

00:57:36.000 Winner and loser.

00:57:37.000 Winner and loser.

00:57:38.000 Oh, really?

00:57:38.000 Every now and then, man.

00:57:39.000 Yeah.

00:57:40.000 Did they even approach you to work for ESPN? ESPN was like, no, we know where you stand.

00:57:43.000 I'm not interested.

00:57:45.000 I would take this for zero money over being in Phoenix right now.

00:57:45.000 I know.

00:57:49.000 Although I would want to see those fights live and I'd love to call those fights live.

00:57:53.000 I'm good with 10 a year.

00:57:54.000 That's what I like.

00:57:55.000 I like 10 a year.

00:57:56.000 But did they even approach you or they didn't even want to?

00:57:58.000 10?

00:57:58.000 Nope.

00:57:59.000 10 a year.

00:57:59.000 10 a year is what I like.

00:58:01.000 Ten shows?

00:58:01.000 Once a month?

00:58:02.000 Ten a year.

00:58:03.000 Once a month, dude?

00:58:04.000 Once a month.

00:58:05.000 Just the pay-per-views.

00:58:06.000 Two months off, once a month.

00:58:09.000 Listen, man, I was thinking that I was on my way out.

00:58:11.000 I was really thinking I was on my way out, but I still love it.

00:58:14.000 And I love it way more now because I don't have to do it as much.

00:58:17.000 And I love it way more now because we do this. 0.99

00:58:19.000 Because we can do all this shit talking and have fun and be silly. 0.99

00:58:24.000 It's so fun. 0.99

00:58:25.000 I wouldn't mind doing this for some of the big boxing.

00:58:28.000 Like Mikey Garcia?

00:58:30.000 Let's do it!

00:58:30.000 Yes!

00:58:31.000 Mikey Garcia versus Earl Spence Jr. Oh, Dan motherfucking Severn! 0.99

00:58:36.000 Dude, he's got light brown hair now. 0.98

00:58:38.000 Looking good!

00:58:39.000 Well, it's a little bit of gray. 1.00

00:58:40.000 Handsome son of a bitch. 1.00

00:58:41.000 God damn, he looks good. 1.00

00:58:42.000 He pulls off a mustache like nobody's beeswax. 0.99

00:58:45.000 I want to talk to him on the podcast.

00:58:46.000 I want to reach out to him and get him on because he had some amazing stories about wrestling back when he was wrestling.

00:58:52.000 And, you know, he would go international.

00:58:54.000 Pro wrestling?

00:58:54.000 No, no, no.

00:58:55.000 International wrestling.

00:58:56.000 Amateur wrestling.

00:58:56.000 Dude, get Mark Kerr on.

00:58:58.000 I would love to get Mark Kerr on.

00:58:59.000 I would love to get him on.

00:59:00.000 How's he doing now?

00:59:01.000 I don't know.

00:59:02.000 I hear he's in Phoenix.

00:59:03.000 He was selling cars last time I heard it.

00:59:03.000 Is he?

00:59:05.000 Yeah.

00:59:05.000 Was he?

00:59:06.000 I've heard some classic stories about him, too.

00:59:08.000 I saw Jeff Munson at, uh, I didn't say anything.

00:59:10.000 Oh, Russia. 0.68

00:59:11.000 Did you get him on?

00:59:11.000 He was in Russia?

00:59:12.000 Yeah, he's a, I think he's a Russian citizen.

00:59:14.000 I saw him.

00:59:15.000 He sings Russian songs.

00:59:15.000 Yes, he was a Russian citizen.

00:59:17.000 There's a video of him driving around in a Russian car singing Russian songs.

00:59:21.000 I love this guy.

00:59:23.000 He might be on the list.

00:59:25.000 Eddie, remember when he took off all his clothes and left Abu Dhabi in 2003?

00:59:29.000 Yeah.

00:59:30.000 Remember?

00:59:30.000 When Eddie beat Hoyler, we were down in Sao Paulo, and Monson got robbed.

00:59:35.000 So Monson, to protest, took off all his fucking clothes and threw his shorts into the... 0.99

00:59:40.000 Just looked like a shaved polar bear. 1.00

00:59:42.000 He was so giant!

00:59:43.000 He was so giant!

00:59:45.000 North-South choke?

00:59:45.000 The Munson choke?

00:59:46.000 Oh, man.

00:59:47.000 You know, I asked Eddie at the time, I'm like, is that a legit choke?

00:59:50.000 And he's like, I think he kind of gooned him.

00:59:52.000 And it was before Marcello started tapping guys with that. 0.99

00:59:54.000 You remember that shit? 1.00

00:59:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:56.000 We used to think that the North-South choke was a goon. 0.99

00:59:58.000 He'd just grab his head and squeeze the shit out of it like Mark Coleman style. 0.98

01:00:03.000 Jeff Munson looks like he's in shape. 0.99

01:00:04.000 He couldn't look thicker.

01:00:06.000 He's a gorilla.

01:00:07.000 I bet you he'd pass the test, too.

01:00:07.000 He's so big.

01:00:08.000 Oh, yeah.

01:00:09.000 He'll pass the test.

01:00:10.000 He tests positive.

01:00:12.000 He'll pass the test like I will for weed.

01:00:16.000 Novitski, if they tried saying, I'm like, nope, no, no, no.

01:00:19.000 He definitely looks like he's probably 45 and he's in very tight.

01:00:24.000 When did you see him last?

01:00:25.000 I saw him this weekend.

01:00:26.000 He's older than that.

01:00:27.000 I think Monson's almost 50. Yeah, probably.

01:00:30.000 He fought Chuck Liddell as a light heavyweight way back in the day.

01:00:33.000 He was old school, man.

01:00:35.000 Old school. 0.99

01:00:37.000 You ever seen a picture of him when the protesters and he's fucking like this? 0.99

01:00:40.000 And he's got that fucking, the capitalism tattoo on the back of his neck. 0.99

01:00:40.000 Yes. 0.99

01:00:44.000 Gun to the head. 1.00

01:00:45.000 Gun to the head. 1.00

01:00:46.000 It says capitalism. 1.00

01:00:47.000 It's a guy holding a gun to your head. 1.00

01:00:49.000 He's crazy Marxist. 1.00

01:00:49.000 He doesn't like capitalism? 1.00

01:00:49.000 Why? 1.00

01:00:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:52.000 He is?

01:00:53.000 Like full-on communist.

01:00:53.000 You would like him.

01:00:55.000 No, I don't like communists.

01:00:56.000 No?

01:00:57.000 I thought you did.

01:00:57.000 No, dude.

01:00:58.000 What?

01:00:58.000 What are you talking about?

01:01:00.000 He's a libertarian free market.

01:01:01.000 Look at that picture.

01:01:02.000 Look at those guys.

01:01:04.000 Look at that picture. 1.00

01:01:05.000 That guy on the left is like, fuck this. 1.00

01:01:07.000 Fuck this. 1.00

01:01:08.000 And they gotta know who he is, too. 1.00

01:01:08.000 We don't get paid enough. 1.00

01:01:11.000 The guy with the mask on is like... 0.99

01:01:12.000 Even if you don't, you're like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:01:13.000 The guy with the mask on is like, at least he won't bite my nose off. 1.00

01:01:16.000 Get it, Kellen.

01:01:17.000 Get your first tattoo.

01:01:18.000 Yeah, get it.

01:01:19.000 For 10 points, do you know where that's from, though?

01:01:21.000 Do you know what that signifies?

01:01:23.000 Do you know what picture that's from?

01:01:24.000 You can have all the points.

01:01:24.000 No.

01:01:25.000 Is it a Banksy?

01:01:26.000 That's from a Believe, and that's from Vietnam, where the guy is shooting another guy.

01:01:30.000 It's a famous picture.

01:01:31.000 It's a real picture?

01:01:32.000 Yes.

01:01:33.000 Of a guy shooting, I believe, a Viet Cong. 1.00

01:01:33.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:01:35.000 That's dark, dude. 1.00

01:01:36.000 Yeah.

01:01:37.000 He's allied with America.

01:01:38.000 Is Crow next? 1.00

01:01:39.000 Yeah.

01:01:40.000 Yep.

01:01:40.000 Okay, this one we gotta watch.

01:01:41.000 We gotta actually watch this. 0.99

01:01:44.000 Damn. 0.99

01:01:45.000 This is a great Vice documentary, the Munchies documentary on Crone, what Crone eats, and his training routine. 0.99

01:01:52.000 It's amazing.

01:01:53.000 You know, he's a pescatarian.

01:01:55.000 He doesn't eat any meat.

01:01:56.000 He's a flat earther.

01:01:58.000 You didn't know that?

01:02:00.000 No.

01:02:01.000 Well, he's good at submission.

01:02:03.000 He's good at submission.

01:02:05.000 We talked about it for three hours.

01:02:07.000 Physics and, you know, all those other things.

01:02:09.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:02:11.000 Love is fighting, not his world.

01:02:13.000 Right. 0.99

01:02:13.000 Yeah, well, someone needs to take him up on a fucking hot air balloon. 0.99

01:02:17.000 Well, that'll work. 0.99

01:02:19.000 It's what I'm saying.

01:02:19.000 That'll work.

01:02:20.000 Anybody who tries to get away with a crime, for example, like this guy, Jesse Smollett or whatever, how crazy is that story?

01:02:26.000 You and I had our nose out from day one, bro.

01:02:28.000 Me and Jamie, too.

01:02:30.000 Me and Jamie, we shut the cameras off.

01:02:33.000 We're like, is everything done? 1.00

01:02:34.000 I'm not buying this shit. 1.00

01:02:35.000 Jamie's like, I ain't buying this shit. 1.00

01:02:37.000 I'm like, I'm never gonna say it. 1.00

01:02:38.000 I had people texting me, this is bullshit. 0.99

01:02:40.000 You know, it just sounded... 0.99

01:02:42.000 Cal and I went hard to paint from the start.

01:02:46.000 Some people were saying online that it was like what happens when you let actors write a script.

01:02:52.000 Right!

01:02:55.000 Even worse, getting an actor to try to get away with a crime, there are cops, Chicago cops, because they haven't seen everything, because those guys don't study crime.

01:03:05.000 And you're new to the game, and you come and you're going to pull the wool over the Chicago police, all those detectives.

01:03:10.000 It's like me going, I started fighting a little.

01:03:13.000 I'm going to go and fight.

01:03:13.000 I saw some stuff on YouTube.

01:03:14.000 Dude, how about they brought in his boys though?

01:03:17.000 How about they brought in his boys and they squealed real fast. 0.84

01:03:19.000 Squealed quick.

01:03:20.000 Chicago cops, how are you going? 0.99

01:03:21.000 What the fuck's going on here? 0.99

01:03:22.000 Give us your phones. 0.99

01:03:24.000 They left those guys loose.

01:03:25.000 They're like, you can go home now, sir.

01:03:27.000 We're good here. 0.99

01:03:28.000 Get the fuck out. 1.00

01:03:28.000 The guys he hired are jacked. 1.00

01:03:31.000 They're jacked. 0.99

01:03:32.000 They fucking look sculpted. 1.00

01:03:33.000 They're running a train-up. 1.00

01:03:35.000 Hector Lombard. 0.99

01:03:36.000 No, it looked like fucking Francis. 0.99

01:03:38.000 It looked like two Francis-Singanos. 0.99

01:03:40.000 I mean, maybe.

01:03:42.000 Who's on top?

01:03:43.000 I think the brothers are just like a Chinese finger. 0.99

01:03:46.000 Have you guys seen that documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight?

01:03:49.000 Have you guys seen that on Netflix?

01:03:51.000 He's obsessed with it.

01:03:52.000 I haven't seen it yet.

01:03:53.000 Don't tell me anything about it. 0.99

01:03:54.000 Fucking see Abducted in Plain Sight. 1.00

01:03:57.000 It's fucking incredible. 1.00

01:03:57.000 Have you seen it, Joe? 1.00

01:03:59.000 It's on Netflix.

01:04:00.000 You have to see it.

01:04:01.000 Spoiler alert, and this should sell you on it. 1.00

01:04:03.000 The dad sucks off the dude who's molesting his daughter and having sex with his wife. 1.00

01:04:08.000 He doesn't suck him off. 1.00

01:04:09.000 It was the 70s. 1.00

01:04:09.000 He jerked him off. 1.00

01:04:11.000 Why did he do that? 0.95

01:04:13.000 Because he had pressure building up.

01:04:15.000 It's a long story.

01:04:16.000 It's a long story, but this guy abducts this girl, drugs her, and she wakes up strapped to a bed.

01:04:16.000 Does he want relief?

01:04:24.000 She's 12. What do you need?

01:04:24.000 She doesn't know where she is.

01:04:25.000 A knife for cheese. 1.00

01:04:27.000 Holy fuck, dude. 1.00

01:04:28.000 Jamie, we got one. 1.00

01:04:29.000 Jamie, I got an expensive knife.

01:04:31.000 Yeah, cheese and chrome greasy.

01:04:33.000 That's a beautiful knife.

01:04:33.000 Tuck in more custom knives.

01:04:35.000 Find them on Instagram.

01:04:37.000 That's gorgeous.

01:04:38.000 Given to me by Donnie Vincent gave it to me.

01:04:43.000 That's a work of art.

01:04:44.000 Professional hunter.

01:04:45.000 True work of art.

01:04:46.000 That's a handmade knife.

01:04:47.000 You gotta calm down.

01:04:49.000 You can calm down.

01:04:50.000 They got a great Instagram page.

01:04:52.000 Why does this knife in my hand feel so at home?

01:04:52.000 Handmade knives.

01:04:54.000 Because you're a natural knifeman.

01:04:56.000 You know what?

01:04:56.000 I am.

01:04:57.000 I'm a knifesman.

01:04:58.000 Joe, check this out.

01:04:59.000 This guy abducts this 12-year-old girl, drugs her, she wakes up, she's strapped up, and she's got this speaker next to her.

01:05:07.000 Don't tell me this.

01:05:08.000 I don't want to hear this.

01:05:10.000 She doesn't die.

01:05:11.000 Okay.

01:05:12.000 Dude, it's so interesting. 0.88

01:05:16.000 They're the worst parents I've ever seen in my life.

01:05:18.000 She gets abducted and this guy makes her think that she got abducted by aliens.

01:05:26.000 So then the aliens tell her he's got this on a tape recorder and she's tied up.

01:05:30.000 His name's Mr. B. Yeah, his name's the guy who abducted her.

01:05:34.000 And the aliens tell her that she must marry this man to save the world and if anybody finds out...

01:05:42.000 Yeah.

01:05:42.000 No, get pregnant.

01:05:43.000 Well, yeah, yeah.

01:05:44.000 She must get pregnant by this guy, that guy that abducted her. 0.99

01:05:48.000 Classic sociopath. 0.99

01:05:50.000 Yes. 0.93

01:05:50.000 She believes it and falls in love with the guy. 0.93

01:05:52.000 And she's in love with him for like four years because she thinks she has to save the world.

01:05:58.000 He got her to think she got abducted by aliens.

01:06:01.000 What do you think is happening?

01:06:03.000 When people say they get abducted by aliens?

01:06:04.000 You think they're liars?

01:06:06.000 I think it's some people, high-level people, doing experiments and getting them...

01:06:17.000 They're abducting them.

01:06:18.000 They're not being abducted by aliens.

01:06:20.000 They're being abducted by people who make them think they're getting abducted by aliens.

01:06:24.000 Wouldn't it be more obvious if they were just dreaming?

01:06:27.000 Because nothing happens to them physically.

01:06:29.000 The thing about alien abductions is there's no...

01:06:32.000 No, there's no evidence.

01:06:33.000 If you look at people that have been alien abducted, there's no evidence they actually leave their house.

01:06:37.000 There's no...

01:06:38.000 No alarms go off.

01:06:41.000 See, what happens is when people sleep...

01:06:43.000 I don't believe that really happens at all.

01:06:44.000 When people sleep, your brain produces all these chemicals that make you dream.

01:06:50.000 So all of these alien abductions, almost all of them...

01:06:53.000 This is great cheese.

01:06:55.000 These alien abductions all take place while people are sleeping.

01:07:01.000 It's real simple.

01:07:02.000 They're laying in bed at night.

01:07:03.000 They have this unbelievable realistic dream.

01:07:05.000 They also have what's called sleep paralysis.

01:07:07.000 Sleep paralysis is something that afflicts people where they're semi-awake and they can't move their body because your body's just like in a half state of dreaming and awake.

01:07:16.000 We call it REM sleep.

01:07:18.000 So during this time, your brain is producing dimethyltryptamine.

01:07:21.000 You're producing DMT. So you're tripping your balls off and you're having these weird fucking visions and you think you're aboard spaceships and shit. 1.00

01:07:28.000 That's a possibility. 0.99

01:07:29.000 But after watching this documentary, another possibility is that they're drugging people and making them think they gotta...

01:07:39.000 It could be anybody.

01:07:39.000 They.

01:07:39.000 Who's they?

01:07:40.000 They, bro.

01:07:41.000 It could be anybody.

01:07:42.000 They.

01:07:42.000 There is no they, dude.

01:07:43.000 Everybody's cool.

01:07:44.000 Bruce Buffer.

01:07:45.000 Crone Grayson.

01:07:46.000 Come on, Crone. 1.00

01:07:46.000 I'm more excited about this fight than I am the... 1.00

01:07:50.000 Is this a co-main?

01:07:51.000 Is this a co-main?

01:07:52.000 Should be.

01:07:52.000 No.

01:07:53.000 One more.

01:07:53.000 Vic.

01:07:54.000 Dude, his debut is like almost a co-main.

01:07:54.000 Felder.

01:07:58.000 This is probably the co-main.

01:07:59.000 No, this isn't the co-main.

01:08:00.000 Yeah, there's another fight.

01:08:00.000 Felder.

01:08:01.000 Felder, Vic.

01:08:02.000 Chrome looks thin and just ready.

01:08:05.000 He's a beautiful looking human.

01:08:06.000 Handsome.

01:08:07.000 Beautiful.

01:08:07.000 Have you ever seen his dad?

01:08:09.000 Of course.

01:08:09.000 And his mom.

01:08:10.000 His mom was a supermodel.

01:08:12.000 Yeah.

01:08:12.000 She was?

01:08:13.000 Think about Hickson Gracie and that level of girl that he would marry.

01:08:13.000 Wow.

01:08:17.000 Think about that.

01:08:18.000 Think about that.

01:08:20.000 He'll give him some more of that wine.

01:08:21.000 Who wants wine?

01:08:22.000 Are we chewing?

01:08:23.000 Who's chewing?

01:08:24.000 Eddie?

01:08:25.000 Eddie, you're chewing on the microphone.

01:08:26.000 Don't do that.

01:08:28.000 Don't do that.

01:08:29.000 People get crazy.

01:08:31.000 Good thing I don't read social media anymore. 0.99

01:08:33.000 This kid kills it. 1.00

01:08:34.000 This guy's a beast. 1.00

01:08:35.000 Tassaris is a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:08:36.000 He really is. 1.00

01:08:37.000 He's a vegan and Crohn's a pescatarian, so this is one for the people who don't read meat.

01:08:41.000 What's a pescatarian?

01:08:42.000 I'll take pescatarian for $5,000, please.

01:08:44.000 I'm moving over to the fish pescatarian thing.

01:08:46.000 Red meat hurts me. 1.00

01:08:47.000 When are you going to start sucking dicks? 1.00

01:08:48.000 It sits in my body. 1.00

01:08:51.000 Do pescatarians eat octopus?

01:08:52.000 Guys, I'm opening up to you.

01:08:53.000 Any fish, dude.

01:08:54.000 That's like eating a dolphin.

01:08:55.000 It is, dude.

01:08:56.000 They're too smart.

01:08:56.000 They can feel it.

01:08:57.000 They're smarter than dolphins. 0.96

01:08:58.000 It's like eating an alien.

01:08:59.000 I don't need it anymore.

01:09:00.000 Here we go.

01:09:02.000 Here we go.

01:09:02.000 Come on, Crone.

01:09:03.000 Crone will pull guard. 0.97

01:09:04.000 Oh, yeah. 0.84

01:09:05.000 His close guard is insane.

01:09:05.000 He'll do everything.

01:09:08.000 Crone Gracie's close guard is insane, so he will pull guard.

01:09:11.000 He submitted me from close guard.

01:09:13.000 No, I don't believe that.

01:09:14.000 He submitted JT Taurus, who's one of the best guys out there, in Abu Dhabi 2013 in China from close guard.

01:09:21.000 What I'm surprised is he's not taking his dad's approach, which is that front leg sidekick to the leg.

01:09:26.000 Yeah, he does that.

01:09:26.000 No, no, he does that.

01:09:27.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:09:28.000 He hurt him. 1.00

01:09:28.000 He hit him with a left hand. 1.00

01:09:29.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:09:32.000 He's throwing some kung fu. 1.00

01:09:34.000 Kaceres throws some wild shit. 0.99

01:09:36.000 He's got so much more experience. 1.00

01:09:38.000 It's so crazy. 1.00

01:09:42.000 Krohn's throwing some fucking hammers. 1.00

01:09:43.000 I wouldn't mind if he just shot for a single. 1.00

01:09:46.000 Yeah! 0.94

01:09:47.000 It's over!

01:09:48.000 Game over!

01:09:50.000 He's a clincher, dude.

01:09:52.000 It's not going to be an easy takedown.

01:09:54.000 He's going to have to pull guard here.

01:09:55.000 It's not going to be an easy takedown.

01:09:57.000 He's doing that Henzo Gracie.

01:09:59.000 Henzo has four minutes to work.

01:10:02.000 Henzo did that last time. 1.00

01:10:02.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:10:03.000 He's going to take your back. 1.00

01:10:04.000 Joe Benavides took a guy down three or four times in his last fight with that move.

01:10:09.000 That's a legit move.

01:10:11.000 This is a different animal though.

01:10:12.000 He's a different animal on your back.

01:10:14.000 This is a real world class submission strangler.

01:10:19.000 It is over.

01:10:22.000 It's so over.

01:10:23.000 It's over.

01:10:24.000 The ice cream.

01:10:25.000 There's no way he's going to survive. 1.00

01:10:26.000 He's fucked. 1.00

01:10:27.000 No, you just hold that on. 1.00

01:10:28.000 Shut your It's fucking short, dude. 1.00

01:10:31.000 He's got full strength in his arms. 1.00

01:10:34.000 He's got three and a half minutes.

01:10:36.000 Callan, if you were his corner man, what would you be doing?

01:10:38.000 Calm down.

01:10:39.000 Arch your back.

01:10:40.000 You're fine.

01:10:42.000 Arch your back.

01:10:43.000 Turn towards him.

01:10:44.000 It's over right there.

01:10:46.000 It's a wrap. 1.00

01:10:47.000 No, it's a fucking wrap. 0.99

01:10:48.000 It's over. 0.99

01:10:50.000 It's over.

01:10:50.000 100%.

01:10:51.000 Listen, I'm betting everybody.

01:10:53.000 Oh, it's over now.

01:10:54.000 It's 100%.

01:10:54.000 Now it's over.

01:10:55.000 It's over.

01:10:56.000 Now it's over.

01:10:57.000 He's going to sleep.

01:10:58.000 He's going to sleep.

01:10:59.000 Go see them aliens.

01:10:59.000 It's over.

01:11:01.000 It's over.

01:11:01.000 Woo!

01:11:02.000 Yeah!

01:11:03.000 I like Alex Caceres a lot. 1.00

01:11:03.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:11:05.000 Me too. 1.00

01:11:06.000 He just shook his head like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:11:09.000 Alex just shook his head like, what the fuck is that? 1.00

01:11:13.000 It's the Khabib phenomenon. 1.00

01:11:15.000 The minute he touches you, you're done.

01:11:17.000 He can't touch you.

01:11:18.000 Khabib doesn't choke people out like that.

01:11:22.000 Khabib's not like that. 0.78

01:11:23.000 He just gets you and punches you. 0.97

01:11:26.000 There's a certain phlegmy sound when people chew cheese on a microphone that's really disgusting. 0.90

01:11:32.000 Dude, that's so crazy how good he is.

01:11:34.000 He's so good. 1.00

01:11:35.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

01:11:36.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:11:36.000 He's so good. 1.00

01:11:37.000 He basically pulled guard right there and dragged him to the ground.

01:11:41.000 But he's world class, man.

01:11:43.000 It's a different animal.

01:11:44.000 Because you wouldn't do that in wrestling.

01:11:45.000 You wouldn't take a guy down if it was a wrestling match.

01:11:47.000 It's this slow squeeze.

01:11:49.000 And Henrik Gracie's doing a breakdown of it right now.

01:11:51.000 Right now.

01:11:52.000 Guys, check it out.

01:11:53.000 This is how it will happen.

01:11:54.000 Right now.

01:11:55.000 We're going to go over the breakdown right now.

01:11:57.000 That's so unbelievable.

01:11:58.000 He's been racing with amazing rear naked choke.

01:12:00.000 Let's check it out, guys.

01:12:01.000 Jesus.

01:12:02.000 That's a huge win. 0.99

01:12:03.000 That's a fucking big deal, man. 0.99

01:12:04.000 Alex Caceres is a good fighter, but he doesn't know crazy jiu-jitsu. 0.99

01:12:08.000 Let's go step-by-step. 0.99

01:12:10.000 He breaks that shit down. 1.00

01:12:12.000 Is his father there? 1.00

01:12:13.000 Is his father there?

01:12:14.000 I'm sure he's there.

01:12:15.000 I'm sure. 0.98

01:12:16.000 You know, he's maybe not even watching, like surfing in Rio or some shit. 0.97

01:12:20.000 He might not even know. 0.90

01:12:20.000 No, no, he was there. 0.90

01:12:21.000 He might not even know.

01:12:22.000 For sure.

01:12:23.000 No, Hickson was there.

01:12:24.000 Or he's balls deep in the most beautiful Brazilian we know. 0.98

01:12:26.000 Hey, dude, there's no way Hickson wasn't there.

01:12:28.000 I want to meet him.

01:12:29.000 There's no way.

01:12:29.000 I want to talk to him.

01:12:30.000 You would think that they would show Hickson.

01:12:32.000 You've never met Hickson?

01:12:33.000 We can set it up, my friend.

01:12:35.000 We can set it up.

01:12:36.000 I want to meet him.

01:12:36.000 I love him.

01:12:37.000 He had the most interesting description of how he finishes people.

01:12:41.000 He goes, we start at a neutral point.

01:12:43.000 He goes, and then we go to one.

01:12:45.000 And he goes, when I move to one, I'm not going back to zero.

01:12:48.000 He goes, I'm moving to two, and then to three, and then checkmate.

01:12:53.000 Yeah.

01:12:54.000 There's no going back.

01:12:55.000 He's a master. 1.00

01:12:56.000 The fucking confidence. 1.00

01:12:58.000 The confidence. 1.00

01:12:59.000 Is this a blue cheese? 1.00

01:13:00.000 Some sort of mold in this motherfucker. 1.00

01:13:00.000 What is this? 1.00

01:13:01.000 You brought a blue cheese, huh?

01:13:02.000 Yeah.

01:13:03.000 And when you're ready... 0.97

01:13:04.000 Now are we all going to shit our pants today? 0.98

01:13:05.000 When you're ready... 0.98

01:13:06.000 Do you not like blue cheese?

01:13:07.000 We got this beautiful creamy French.

01:13:07.000 I do.

01:13:10.000 With the crackers, though?

01:13:11.000 No.

01:13:12.000 That's going to be too much on the podcast.

01:13:14.000 Eddie doesn't even need onions.

01:13:16.000 Is that like a weird thing?

01:13:18.000 I don't eat onions either.

01:13:21.000 You and I have a lot in common.

01:13:23.000 I love onions. 1.00

01:13:24.000 You both eat ass though, right? 1.00

01:13:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:28.000 Only on New Year's Eve. 0.99

01:13:31.000 You don't eat ass doggy style though, right? 0.99

01:13:35.000 No, I sure do. 1.00

01:13:35.000 Just missionary. 1.00

01:13:36.000 I'm an American man. 1.00

01:13:38.000 Why wouldn't you eat ass doggy style? 1.00

01:13:39.000 I'm an American man. 1.00

01:13:40.000 I prefer a certain position where it's weird.

01:13:43.000 Do you do the baby style where you preach their legs up like a baby?

01:13:46.000 Put your hands under the cheeks.

01:13:47.000 No.

01:13:48.000 And then you go down like Gene Simmons.

01:13:50.000 You go... 0.99

01:13:51.000 Touch the butt a little bit. 1.00

01:13:53.000 That's weak, son. 0.99

01:13:53.000 And that's it. 0.99

01:13:54.000 You go doggy style eating ass? 1.00

01:13:56.000 You gotta let them know you love them. 1.00

01:13:57.000 Yeah, you know what's up.

01:13:59.000 Okay.

01:14:01.000 That's only for New Year's Eve.

01:14:04.000 Look at Cron's hair. 1.00

01:14:06.000 Handsome bastard. 1.00

01:14:06.000 Like his hair, he just lets it go. 1.00

01:14:08.000 He's got a great school too, Culver City in the house.

01:14:10.000 He got out of the shower and just shook it out.

01:14:17.000 It's in Culver City?

01:14:18.000 I just want to let everybody know that the earth is flat.

01:14:20.000 Oh no, please don't do that, Cron.

01:14:23.000 Oh dude, he's way down.

01:14:24.000 He called me up out of the blue.

01:14:26.000 Are you still a flat earther?

01:14:29.000 Once you go flat, you never go back.

01:14:30.000 Oh, really?

01:14:31.000 That's like going back to Santa Claus.

01:14:33.000 That's like believing in Santa Claus and then finding out that he doesn't exist, and then you go back to Santa Claus.

01:14:38.000 I'm not even trying to make a joke.

01:14:40.000 I thought you were off it.

01:14:41.000 Nobody goes off it.

01:14:43.000 It's like Santa Claus.

01:14:44.000 Space is Santa Claus for adults.

01:14:46.000 No, Eddie's off it, but he has a following now of Flat Earthers, so he can't.

01:14:49.000 That's not true.

01:14:50.000 That's not true.

01:14:51.000 Are you calling his bluff?

01:14:52.000 You calling his bluff on flat?

01:14:53.000 He can't say it out loud.

01:14:54.000 Give me those...

01:14:55.000 You can't eat crackers on here.

01:14:55.000 No, I can't eat crackers.

01:14:56.000 You never go back.

01:14:57.000 I gotta draw the line there.

01:14:59.000 You're right, Bubba.

01:15:00.000 This is a softer cheese, and I'm getting this beautiful knife a little bit tarnished.

01:15:04.000 Krohn Gracie, shout out. 1.00

01:15:04.000 We're going to have to clean it. 1.00

01:15:07.000 You know, I was a little concerned with Krohn's fighting career, because when he was on my podcast, when we were discussing Flat Earth, he said that he doesn't know if fighting is for him.

01:15:17.000 There's a lot of pressure, the family pressure, and he was basically saying that he likes living without any pressure, and he doesn't know if he wants to keep fighting.

01:15:25.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:15:26.000 But...

01:15:26.000 But now, you know, when you listen to the Countdown show and all that, he said, you know what, I realize that just teaching is like, every day is like Groundhog Day, and I'm not at my best when I'm just teaching.

01:15:39.000 I'm at my best when I'm training for something, so I always have to be trained for something, so I realize I need to be fighting.

01:15:46.000 So when I heard that, that's like some, you know, he's evolving and figuring himself out. 0.80

01:15:51.000 So this might be the beginning of some championship shit here for the UFC. Listen, if he gets his striking together and he did tag Caceres with a couple of punches, everybody who goes to the ground with this kid is fucked. 0.99

01:16:03.000 What weight class was this? 0.99

01:16:04.000 145. 145?

01:16:05.000 Yeah, but guess what?

01:16:06.000 Good luck with Max Holloway.

01:16:08.000 Holla at your boy. 0.81

01:16:09.000 I would love to see Krohn versus...

01:16:09.000 Yeah.

01:16:11.000 This is too much.

01:16:12.000 Why do we do this?

01:16:13.000 Why do you do this? 0.99

01:16:13.000 I'm going to say fucking Brian Ortega versus Krohn. 0.99

01:16:15.000 What was this? 0.99

01:16:16.000 This was 55. 45. This was 45?

01:16:16.000 55?

01:16:19.000 This was 45? 1.00

01:16:19.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:16:20.000 You know, when he was 12 years old... 1.00

01:16:22.000 When he was 12 years old...

01:16:24.000 I think?

01:16:45.000 I'm like, really?

01:16:46.000 John Jock knew it because he's really tight with Hickson and Hickson's family.

01:16:51.000 How long has Cron been striking?

01:16:52.000 Do we know?

01:16:53.000 Well, you know, I mean, he's been doing MMA fights.

01:16:58.000 He fought in Rising.

01:17:00.000 You know, he fought a few fights.

01:17:01.000 The thing is, his striking is like his father's striking.

01:17:04.000 It's just to understand it.

01:17:06.000 It's not really to do it in terms of he's never going to be like...

01:17:09.000 It's a closed distance.

01:17:10.000 He's never going to stand in bed.

01:17:12.000 To close distance and then grab you.

01:17:14.000 Once he grabs you, you're in big trouble.

01:17:16.000 Even Khabib will strike more than Krohn. 1.00

01:17:18.000 Krohn is just going to get in, clinch up, and like you said, go from step one, step two, step three, not go backwards.

01:17:25.000 He's dangerous.

01:17:26.000 It's going to be tough to beat. 1.00

01:17:27.000 He's tough as fuck. 0.99

01:17:28.000 I wouldn't have been disappointed or shocked if Alex Caceres escaped a couple times on the ground and maybe stood up again and maybe Krohn got him in the third round. 0.99

01:17:28.000 Yes. 0.99

01:17:38.000 I wouldn't have been that surprised because Alex Caceres, he's been fighting for so long, he's squirrely on the ground.

01:17:43.000 Yeah, that's not an easy fight.

01:17:44.000 Yeah, that's not an easy fight.

01:17:46.000 And you only have four fights?

01:17:47.000 And he's beating some good guys.

01:17:48.000 Remember when he beat Sergio Pettis?

01:17:50.000 Look at that when Anthony Smith knocked out Shogun. 0.98

01:17:53.000 Meanwhile, how good did fucking Shogun look in his last fight? 0.98

01:17:56.000 Shogun has made some sort of a crazy resurgence, man. 0.99

01:18:00.000 Seriously?

01:18:00.000 Yeah, man.

01:18:01.000 His last fight, he was so savage.

01:18:03.000 He was so savage and so aggressive.

01:18:05.000 Who did he fight?

01:18:06.000 Pull up who Shogun fought.

01:18:07.000 He fought someone good, man.

01:18:08.000 I thought he got murked.

01:18:09.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:18:10.000 His last fight, he won by stoppage. 1.00

01:18:12.000 And he looked like a fucking animal. 0.99

01:18:14.000 He looked like the Shogun of old. 1.00

01:18:15.000 Those old guys who keep doing it like... 0.98

01:18:17.000 What's that?

01:18:18.000 Tyson Pedro.

01:18:19.000 Tyson Pedro.

01:18:20.000 Oh, that's right. 1.00

01:18:21.000 Pedro's a motherfucker. 1.00

01:18:22.000 He's a motherfucker. 1.00

01:18:23.000 He beat him in Australia. 1.00

01:18:23.000 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

01:18:25.000 Is this guy going to fight John Jones?

01:18:26.000 Is that what they're talking about?

01:18:27.000 That's what we're talking about.

01:18:28.000 This would be a highlight for him.

01:18:29.000 Who would this gentleman be?

01:18:31.000 Anthony Smith. 0.98

01:18:32.000 He's a beast, man. 1.00

01:18:33.000 He is a beast. 1.00

01:18:33.000 Knocked out Shogun. 1.00

01:18:34.000 He's a beast, man. 0.69

01:18:35.000 He knocked out Shogun, Ozdemir, Rashad. 0.99

01:18:38.000 He's a beast.

01:18:39.000 He's a very, very good fighter.

01:18:40.000 And I think he's the type of guy that's going to rise to the occasion.

01:18:44.000 I mean, I don't know if he's...

01:18:45.000 How tall is he?

01:18:49.000 I work for the organization.

01:18:49.000 How tall is he?

01:18:50.000 God, he looks scary.

01:18:51.000 I don't know if he's capable of beating John, because I legitimately feel like John is not just the best light heavyweight of all time.

01:18:57.000 I think he's absolutely in the conversation for the best fighter of all time.

01:19:01.000 I agree.

01:19:02.000 There's three or four guys that are in that conversation.

01:19:05.000 I'm not throwing Shane on Anthony Smith.

01:19:07.000 This is Mighty Mouse, who I think is the best representative of martial arts I've ever seen.

01:19:11.000 No, no.

01:19:13.000 I mean, Kane is the best heavyweight I've ever seen.

01:19:16.000 But the best fighters I've ever seen, I think Fedor is in the conversation.

01:19:19.000 I think Anderson Silva, when he was in his prime...

01:19:22.000 When he was in his prime?

01:19:23.000 When he was in his prime, he was a savage man. 0.96

01:19:26.000 He was an assassin. 0.72

01:19:26.000 I think best ever. 0.72

01:19:27.000 Look at this.

01:19:28.000 Cain Velasquez showing up.

01:19:29.000 Purple.

01:19:30.000 The biggest head ever.

01:19:32.000 Looking sweet in that purple jacket.

01:19:36.000 Luke Rockhold and Daniel Cormier said when he was healthy, he was the baddest man on the planet.

01:19:36.000 Woo!

01:19:42.000 Well, DC said to me, man, he goes, I can't beat that guy.

01:19:45.000 He goes, I can't beat him.

01:19:48.000 He goes, I thought about that when I was training with him.

01:19:51.000 Look, his corner man's got his headphones on, too.

01:19:51.000 He goes, I can't beat him.

01:19:54.000 Whatever he's listening to, I'm listening to. 1.00

01:19:54.000 He's like, fuck it. 1.00

01:19:55.000 Then his corner man came swagged up. 1.00

01:19:57.000 He's a fantastic guy.

01:19:58.000 He's a fantastic looking specimen.

01:20:00.000 He's the specimen of all specimens.

01:20:02.000 He's great.

01:20:03.000 He really is, man.

01:20:04.000 Oh, there's three more fights.

01:20:05.000 There's three more fights.

01:20:07.000 We've got a gal fight. 1.00

01:20:08.000 Courtney Casey all up in this bitch. 1.00

01:20:10.000 She's very good. 1.00

01:20:11.000 Soccer player?

01:20:12.000 NCAA soccer player.

01:20:14.000 A while ago.

01:20:15.000 Soccer translates, by the way.

01:20:17.000 And Cynthia Calvillo. 0.95

01:20:18.000 She's a beast. 1.00

01:20:22.000 She likes to fight, too. 0.88

01:20:23.000 That girl likes to scrap. 1.00

01:20:25.000 This is good.

01:20:26.000 She has a Diaz mentality. 0.93

01:20:28.000 Yeah, let's give these people some credit.

01:20:29.000 Let's watch this fight.

01:20:30.000 And give me some more wine because I'm drunk.

01:20:32.000 I'm getting a little tipsy mess.

01:20:34.000 You can't be mad.

01:20:35.000 Do you guys have anything to do after this?

01:20:37.000 You want to get some steaks?

01:20:38.000 I can't. 1.00

01:20:38.000 Where are you going, bitch? 1.00

01:20:39.000 My boyfriend Andy Stumpf is staying with me. 1.00

01:20:41.000 Is he staying with you?

01:20:42.000 Yeah.

01:20:43.000 He's here tomorrow on my podcast.

01:20:44.000 He's doing your podcast.

01:20:45.000 Yes!

01:20:45.000 He's a great guy.

01:20:46.000 I have really good conversations with that guy.

01:20:46.000 I love him.

01:20:48.000 Really good conversations.

01:20:49.000 He's staying with you?

01:20:50.000 Yeah, he's my boyfriend.

01:20:51.000 Why don't you come with me on the podcast tomorrow?

01:20:53.000 Your show's done, right?

01:20:54.000 I could do that, but I have a podcast tomorrow.

01:20:56.000 What is your podcast about? 1.00

01:20:58.000 The Fighter and the Kid, you son of a bitch! 1.00

01:20:59.000 What is your podcast about? 1.00

01:21:01.000 We haven't podcasted in a long time.

01:21:03.000 How often do you guys do podcasts?

01:21:04.000 Fighter and the Kid.

01:21:05.000 Brandon Schaub and Brian Callen do a podcast every Monday and Wednesday without fail. 1.00

01:21:09.000 Damn! 0.99

01:21:09.000 Two days a week. 0.99

01:21:10.000 Every Monday and Wednesday.

01:21:11.000 How long are the podcasts?

01:21:12.000 They are as long as we choose.

01:21:13.000 Three hours, two hours?

01:21:14.000 No.

01:21:15.000 Hour and a half, two max.

01:21:15.000 Usually two.

01:21:17.000 Never longer than two.

01:21:18.000 Interesting.

01:21:19.000 They can't even realize how many to two.

01:21:20.000 Usually an hour and a half.

01:21:21.000 Grew by 33% this year. 0.99

01:21:23.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:21:23.000 There, I said it out loud. 0.99

01:21:25.000 You and Chris D'Elia doing some stand-up together?

01:21:27.000 Your podcast threw by 33% this year?

01:21:29.000 Yeah.

01:21:30.000 Wow.

01:21:30.000 Is that all Brendan or mostly Brendan?

01:21:32.000 It was all Brendan.

01:21:34.000 He runs the business.

01:21:35.000 Let's be honest.

01:21:35.000 I show up.

01:21:36.000 Now, here's the thing.

01:21:37.000 When I try to get involved, watch this.

01:21:39.000 I go like this.

01:21:40.000 I go, you need any help with the business?

01:21:41.000 He goes, not really a thing, is it?

01:21:42.000 I go, Jesus Christ.

01:21:44.000 Not really a thing, is it?

01:21:45.000 That's hilarious.

01:21:46.000 But it's why I don't have to do local press and why I basically sold out the West Palm Beach Improv, which I've never done, which is a big deal for me.

01:21:54.000 That's huge.

01:21:55.000 I did that about 30 years ago.

01:21:56.000 I know.

01:21:57.000 Listen, I'm way behind.

01:21:57.000 I know.

01:21:58.000 You're the canary in the coal mine.

01:22:00.000 Thanks for making me feel bad.

01:22:01.000 Remember that night?

01:22:03.000 We had a bunch of those.

01:22:05.000 That was a different club.

01:22:06.000 That's a great club.

01:22:07.000 The new club is giant.

01:22:08.000 The new club is about 600. 600 people!

01:22:10.000 Well, Palm Beach, if you have five shows, you've got to sell about 4,500 tickets.

01:22:14.000 I bet a tinfoil hat would do really well there.

01:22:16.000 5,000.

01:22:17.000 No, it's 5,000.

01:22:18.000 I'm sorry.

01:22:18.000 2,500 tickets.

01:22:19.000 Yeah.

01:22:20.000 About 2,500 tickets to sell out.

01:22:22.000 What?

01:22:22.000 2,500 tickets to sell out five shows.

01:22:24.000 I fell short of that.

01:22:25.000 I fell short of that, but I sold a lot.

01:22:26.000 We're doing a show in Spokane at 4.20 in the afternoon, stand-up.

01:22:33.000 Is that a mistake?

01:22:34.000 Spokane where?

01:22:35.000 Spokane Comedy Club?

01:22:36.000 No, not if it's 4.20.

01:22:37.000 Those stoners will show up, man.

01:22:39.000 On a Saturday afternoon.

01:22:41.000 Not on April 20th, just at 420. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:41.000 No, you're good.

01:22:45.000 Perfect.

01:22:46.000 Something about when it's March 9th.

01:22:48.000 Find out when it is.

01:22:49.000 We'll announce it right now. 1.00

01:22:50.000 You'll sell that motherfucker out. 1.00

01:22:51.000 When the sun is still out, it's a little bit tough for comedy. 1.00

01:22:55.000 Not for stoners.

01:22:56.000 That's true.

01:22:56.000 What are you talking about?

01:22:57.000 Bert Kreischer does a morning thing, though.

01:22:59.000 He kills it.

01:23:00.000 Well, you know who always did those? 1.00

01:23:01.000 Fucking Doug Benson. 0.99

01:23:02.000 He did the 420 shows. 1.00

01:23:04.000 He always did them.

01:23:05.000 You do 420. 20 in the afternoon on Sunday.

01:23:07.000 Spokane's actually a fun place.

01:23:09.000 Spokane's great.

01:23:09.000 I was just there.

01:23:10.000 I've never been.

01:23:11.000 And I drove down to Coeur d'Alene.

01:23:14.000 Oh, beautiful.

01:23:15.000 I'm doing Spokane somewhere.

01:23:16.000 I love Spokane.

01:23:17.000 Coeur d'Alene is like God's country.

01:23:18.000 Dude, I want to move there.

01:23:19.000 Dude, I'm confused right now.

01:23:20.000 You're going to buy a place there.

01:23:22.000 Next to Kanye.

01:23:22.000 Where is this?

01:23:23.000 Coeur d'Alene?

01:23:23.000 Yeah.

01:23:23.000 Next to Kanye?

01:23:24.000 He has a place there.

01:23:25.000 This is in Washington?

01:23:27.000 That would be Idaho.

01:23:28.000 Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, I think.

01:23:30.000 Dude, amazing.

01:23:30.000 Is it beautiful?

01:23:31.000 Really?

01:23:32.000 I want to move there.

01:23:32.000 Amazing.

01:23:33.000 Dude, let's get a place there. 0.98

01:23:33.000 It's gorgeous. 0.98

01:23:35.000 I would in a heartbeat.

01:23:36.000 What are we going to do?

01:23:37.000 We'd have to get all divorced. 1.00

01:23:38.000 You're divorced already.

01:23:39.000 Time to share it, bro.

01:23:39.000 Screw it.

01:23:41.000 Listen.

01:23:42.000 I had a friend of mine who went there and took a picture of this lake.

01:23:45.000 This lake, 100 foot deep, you could see the bottom of the water.

01:23:48.000 It's amazing.

01:23:49.000 Great restaurants.

01:23:50.000 Crystal clear, you could see the bottom of the water.

01:23:53.000 You would love it.

01:23:54.000 It's like a glass of rock shopping.

01:23:56.000 Why have I never heard of it?

01:23:56.000 How have you never heard of Coeur d'Alene?

01:23:58.000 Fuck, it's a secret, bro. 1.00

01:23:59.000 I already started looking at property. 1.00

01:24:01.000 Seriously?

01:24:02.000 There is one issue. 0.94

01:24:03.000 It's like a stomping ground for white supremacists. 0.97

01:24:06.000 Whatever, bro. 0.97

01:24:07.000 Coeur d'Alene, Idaho.

01:24:09.000 Yeah, that's what I heard, too.

01:24:10.000 Don't let that scare you away.

01:24:11.000 So, Friday, March 8th, Tinfoil hat me in Sam Tripoli or in Tacoma, but that 420 show is in Spokane on a Saturday.

01:24:21.000 Spokane Comedy Club?

01:24:22.000 March 9th.

01:24:23.000 The Spokane Comedy Club.

01:24:24.000 Were you there?

01:24:25.000 Yeah, I love that place.

01:24:26.000 Great room.

01:24:26.000 Okay, cool.

01:24:27.000 I was like, I was like, almost like, fuck that. 0.99

01:24:30.000 420 in the afternoon? 1.00

01:24:31.000 I'm drunk.

01:24:31.000 I shouldn't have said that.

01:24:33.000 But, yeah, we're going to try that shit. 0.99

01:24:35.000 I've been a terrible opener more than once in my life. 1.00

01:24:38.000 I'll be at the...

01:24:39.000 Nobody starts out perfect.

01:24:40.000 This Thursday, I'll be at the Vogue Theater in Vancouver.

01:24:42.000 Oh.

01:24:43.000 This Wednesday, I'll be at the Ice House in Pasadena.

01:24:45.000 That's the only show that we just...

01:24:46.000 We haven't even announced it yet.

01:24:47.000 You go to the Ice House website because Monday night at the Comedy Store sold out.

01:24:52.000 Tuesday night at the Improv sold out.

01:24:53.000 You got a spot on that ice house?

01:24:55.000 Yes.

01:24:55.000 I'm going crazy.

01:24:56.000 For you?

01:24:57.000 I'm in.

01:24:57.000 100%.

01:24:58.000 Wednesday night at 10pm.

01:24:58.000 100%.

01:24:59.000 Maybe I'll do it.

01:25:00.000 100%.

01:25:00.000 You're in.

01:25:01.000 Alright, let me see.

01:25:01.000 You want to do a spot?

01:25:02.000 One day?

01:25:03.000 Wednesday night, 10pm.

01:25:04.000 This Wednesday night?

01:25:05.000 I might be flying to Vancouver.

01:25:06.000 At 10?

01:25:06.000 Let's do it.

01:25:07.000 Fight companion show. 1.00

01:25:08.000 Oh shit. 1.00

01:25:09.000 At the fucking ice house in Pasadena. 1.00

01:25:11.000 Wednesday night. 1.00

01:25:11.000 Okay. 1.00

01:25:12.000 Let's do it.

01:25:12.000 I can do that.

01:25:13.000 I don't think I'm flying to Vancouver.

01:25:13.000 Let's do it.

01:25:14.000 Listen, dude, you can't do it.

01:25:15.000 Don't be scared.

01:25:16.000 Hey, guys, come on, man.

01:25:17.000 I know when you're lying, bro.

01:25:18.000 I'm not going nowhere.

01:25:19.000 How weird is it that we actually did do a fight companion show, but it wasn't planned.

01:25:22.000 It just happened on one of the Sam shows.

01:25:24.000 It was just a fight companion show. 0.98

01:25:27.000 If you guys are out there, then I'm going to fucking do it. 0.98

01:25:29.000 Hey, Brian. 0.99

01:25:29.000 Let's do it. 0.99

01:25:30.000 I haven't announced it, so I haven't booked it. 1.00

01:25:31.000 You fucking crush like a motherfucker. 1.00

01:25:33.000 You know, I don't believe in anything you believe in. 1.00

01:25:35.000 Yeah.

01:25:35.000 You know, but I like to keep it honest.

01:25:38.000 Yeah.

01:25:38.000 You mean taxes?

01:25:40.000 We live on a ball and all that shit. 1.00

01:25:42.000 You really don't believe me. 0.99

01:25:43.000 But you're not serious.

01:25:45.000 He's complimenting me.

01:25:46.000 Hold on.

01:25:46.000 Are you serious?

01:25:47.000 He's complimenting me, man.

01:25:48.000 Don't ruin the compliment.

01:25:49.000 But when I get drunk, I get confused.

01:25:51.000 I just want to...

01:25:52.000 Because Eddie...

01:25:53.000 Me and Eddie have some serious conversation.

01:25:55.000 There's some stuff I do agree with Eddie on.

01:25:57.000 Like what?

01:25:58.000 Just certain stuff.

01:25:59.000 I can't talk about it.

01:25:59.000 You can't talk about it.

01:26:01.000 I don't want to die.

01:26:02.000 So with like the flat earth...

01:26:05.000 Yeah, Brendan's is right.

01:26:05.000 I'm right there in the middle, man.

01:26:06.000 Way more than anybody thinks.

01:26:06.000 I'm a middleman.

01:26:08.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:26:08.000 Brendan's right fucking there. 0.99

01:26:09.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:26:09.000 But my point was, we don't, when it comes to our beliefs, we're on opposite ends of the fucking spectrum. 0.99

01:26:15.000 Do you understand that he fucks with you? 0.99

01:26:17.000 But that doesn't mean that I'm not going to compliment you. 1.00

01:26:20.000 When I see you live, dude, you fucking smash, dude. 0.98

01:26:23.000 Thank you, brother. 1.00

01:26:24.000 You fucking crush. 1.00

01:26:25.000 Pasadena, Wednesday night, 10 p.m. 1.00

01:26:27.000 You can believe we live on a ball and all that shit. 0.99

01:26:30.000 But I think politically we're pretty... 1.00

01:26:32.000 Oh, you're so far off.

01:26:33.000 You're so far off.

01:26:34.000 What do you think I am?

01:26:35.000 I think you're a socialist.

01:26:37.000 No.

01:26:38.000 I'm not a socialist. 1.00

01:26:38.000 You're so crazy. 1.00

01:26:40.000 You're so crazy. 1.00

01:26:42.000 Here we go. 1.00

01:26:43.000 That's what I thought.

01:26:44.000 What?

01:26:45.000 Thank God I'm wrong.

01:26:45.000 I'm not paying attention.

01:26:46.000 You're a socialist?

01:26:47.000 I thought you were. 1.00

01:26:48.000 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1.00

01:26:49.000 I gotta be honest. 1.00

01:26:50.000 You give that vibe off.

01:26:52.000 A socialist? 1.00

01:26:52.000 Get the fuck off. 1.00

01:26:54.000 Stop. 1.00

01:26:54.000 Both of you, stop. 1.00

01:26:55.000 He's fucking with both of you. 1.00

01:26:55.000 No one talk. 1.00

01:26:57.000 Do you understand what's happening?

01:27:00.000 Jamie!

01:27:00.000 I got angry!

01:27:02.000 He spilled.

01:27:03.000 A socialist? 1.00

01:27:04.000 Jamie keeps the goddamn table up. 1.00

01:27:05.000 Bro, listen to me right now. 1.00

01:27:06.000 Look at me right now.

01:27:07.000 I'm an American.

01:27:08.000 I believe in the Constitution.

01:27:11.000 Really?

01:27:12.000 Yeah, bro.

01:27:13.000 You believe in gun rights? 0.78

01:27:14.000 Yeah, I go with guns!

01:27:15.000 Okay!

01:27:16.000 Oh my god! 1.00

01:27:17.000 Are you fucking out of your mind? 1.00

01:27:18.000 You think I'm a collectivist? 1.00

01:27:20.000 I'm a very, I'm not, I don't believe in free speech?

01:27:22.000 Now that he's on your side.

01:27:23.000 Free speech?

01:27:23.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:27:24.000 Free speech?

01:27:24.000 Yeah, bro.

01:27:25.000 You do?

01:27:26.000 Okay, Ocasio-Cortez, you like her?

01:27:29.000 I don't like her.

01:27:30.000 Oh my god, I love you, Brian.

01:27:31.000 She's 28, she doesn't know about this.

01:27:32.000 Okay, okay.

01:27:33.000 You know, I was really into her until she had this clause about people. 0.89

01:27:36.000 You were into her? 0.78

01:27:36.000 No, listen, listen. 0.78

01:27:37.000 This is what I meant to you.

01:27:39.000 Young people that are interested in helping people and changing the world.

01:27:42.000 I don't agree with a lot of her ideology, but she had this one clause that was people who were unwilling to work. 0.72

01:27:48.000 She wanted to give money to people who were unwilling to work. 0.97

01:27:50.000 It drives me crazy.

01:27:51.000 Unwilling to work.

01:27:53.000 What do you want, this knife B? I mean, how about, how about, like, passing legislation for late-term abortions?

01:28:00.000 I'll cut it for you. 0.99

01:28:01.000 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

01:28:02.000 What is that about? 1.00

01:28:03.000 In New York, they're celebrating late-term abortions.

01:28:06.000 They're celebrating it?

01:28:07.000 Yeah, they love it.

01:28:09.000 Are they having a party? 1.00

01:28:10.000 Yeah, they're partying, they're doing coke, they're doing all that shit for late-term abortions. 0.99

01:28:15.000 And how about this? 0.99

01:28:17.000 Walls don't work. 0.99

01:28:19.000 What the fuck is going on with this world? 0.99

01:28:23.000 You like the wall, Eddie? 1.00

01:28:24.000 You like the wall?

01:28:26.000 Try going to Canada. 1.00

01:28:27.000 You can't even get into Canada if you had a fucking DUI. Hold up. 1.00

01:28:30.000 Stop.

01:28:31.000 Stop.

01:28:32.000 Do you know there's no wall?

01:28:33.000 Yeah, there's no wall.

01:28:34.000 There's no wall between us and Canada.

01:28:35.000 You can walk right through the woods.

01:28:36.000 Really?

01:28:37.000 People do it all the time with drugs.

01:28:38.000 Come on, bro.

01:28:39.000 Did you not know that?

01:28:40.000 No, they did not.

01:28:42.000 I didn't know.

01:28:42.000 There's literally hundreds of miles of open woods we just walk right through.

01:28:48.000 Well, you know, they don't have the same problem that we have with Mexicans. 0.98

01:28:52.000 Say it.

01:28:53.000 Well, Eddie's Mexican, so he's good. 0.99

01:28:55.000 Eddie, just because I'm a capitalist and a free market guy, and I'm basically a libertarian, doesn't mean I'm a Trump guy.

01:29:03.000 I didn't say you were.

01:29:04.000 I didn't say you were.

01:29:05.000 It's okay.

01:29:06.000 We're all going to be fine.

01:29:08.000 Cynthia Gavillo, Courtney Casey.

01:29:09.000 Everyone's on the same team.

01:29:10.000 Yeah.

01:29:11.000 So when it comes to the earth, he's round.

01:29:13.000 I'm in America.

01:29:13.000 I think it's more than that.

01:29:15.000 I would love to hear your points, dude.

01:29:16.000 I would love to hear your points. 1.00

01:29:17.000 You, you're a fucking problem. 1.00

01:29:19.000 What's cheese? 1.00

01:29:19.000 You're a problem, Brendan Schaub. 1.00

01:29:21.000 You're a goddamn prankster. 1.00

01:29:23.000 Do we have more wine? 1.00

01:29:24.000 Yeah, we got two more bottles.

01:29:26.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:29:28.000 By the way, Brian Callen, your fucking wine choice is excellent. 0.99

01:29:31.000 And the cheese, man. 1.00

01:29:32.000 The cheese selection is excellent.

01:29:34.000 I know what's up. 1.00

01:29:34.000 Don't fuck around. 1.00

01:29:36.000 The YouTube comments will be filled with hate for the smacking, flimmy sounds. 1.00

01:29:39.000 Sometimes you gotta say, fuck them, you know? 1.00

01:29:41.000 I never read comments. 1.00

01:29:42.000 How about all the time?

01:29:43.000 I never read comments.

01:29:44.000 How about stop commenting, boys?

01:29:45.000 If you want to have a better life, stop commenting on any YouTube videos.

01:29:49.000 I don't know anyone who is successful who goes on YouTube and comments.

01:29:51.000 Do you think Michael Jordan's up on YouTube commenting?

01:29:54.000 No.

01:29:55.000 These guys that, you know, when you can comment on a video and the whole world's going to see it, it gives them power.

01:29:55.000 But you know what?

01:30:02.000 Well, you know what it also is?

01:30:03.000 It's like a message board that doesn't get censored.

01:30:06.000 It's a very rare form of message board.

01:30:08.000 It's the only one that doesn't get censored, right? 1.00

01:30:10.000 Because, like, Instagram, Twitter can do shit. 0.99

01:30:12.000 Well, people think it gets censored, but what happens is people, like, say you're spamming and they mark your shit as spam and enough people do it. 0.99

01:30:18.000 It gets voted down. 0.98

01:30:19.000 It's hard to see.

01:30:20.000 But you can find it, ultimately.

01:30:22.000 But the point is...

01:30:24.000 Basically, everyone can post.

01:30:26.000 What?

01:30:26.000 Chewing in the mic.

01:30:27.000 Who's doing it?

01:30:27.000 That was me.

01:30:28.000 Jesus Christ, bro!

01:30:28.000 Eddie!

01:30:29.000 My thing about negative comments is that I have read some, and the thing is, I'm like, well, I kind of agree with you. 1.00

01:30:35.000 You know, I'm not my own biggest fan, so fuck off. 0.99

01:30:38.000 You're not going to say anything that I don't, you know, kind of like. 0.99

01:30:41.000 Yeah, I'm not a big fan of myself either.

01:30:43.000 Right, I was going to say, like, whoa, no.

01:30:44.000 What are you saying about me?

01:30:45.000 I talk too much.

01:30:46.000 I'm amazed I've gotten as far as I've gotten with how little I feel about my work.

01:30:51.000 I think you've become, I think I've known you for 25 years, and I believe you've become not only incredibly thoughtful, and you probably have made the biggest transformation of any friend I've ever had, and you've become somebody who listens and podcasts so well.

01:31:07.000 I listen to your podcast all the time.

01:31:09.000 Thank you.

01:31:10.000 I do my best.

01:31:11.000 You know, I made a mistake of listening to one of my early ones the other day.

01:31:14.000 I was like, Jesus Christ.

01:31:15.000 Oh no, you can't go back.

01:31:16.000 I listened to one from like eight years ago.

01:31:18.000 Like Higson says, don't go back.

01:31:20.000 Listening to you now, listening to how you listen and don't take a position and just are so open about everything, that pot debate, it's just unbelievable, man.

01:31:29.000 Well, you know what?

01:31:30.000 The pot debate was important to me because I legitimately think that there are people who should not smoke pot.

01:31:35.000 This is coming from someone who smokes a lot of pot.

01:31:37.000 You're a reasonable human being.

01:31:38.000 I see it.

01:31:39.000 And I'm not a zealot.

01:31:40.000 I see it.

01:31:41.000 I see it in people. 0.99

01:31:42.000 I see there's people that shouldn't fucking do it. 0.99

01:31:44.000 And there's people that it does make them lazy. 0.99

01:31:48.000 Everybody's brain reacts differently to caffeine, to nicotine, to fucking all the drugs. 0.97

01:31:53.000 And there are some people that I legitimately feel like have a really hard time with THC. Especially in edible form. 0.97

01:32:01.000 I think edible form is...

01:32:03.000 I think it's legitimately one of the most potent psychedelic drugs that's freely available.

01:32:08.000 I called the Poison Control Center after I ate a brownie, okay? 1.00

01:32:11.000 I was that fucked up. 0.99

01:32:12.000 That's legit. 0.99

01:32:13.000 I called Artie Lang.

01:32:15.000 I called Artie Lang.

01:32:16.000 Red Band called the cops on himself.

01:32:17.000 That's hilarious.

01:32:18.000 Dude, I woke Artie Lang up.

01:32:19.000 I woke him up, because Artie's a seasoned drug addict, and back then I had eaten a brownie, and I didn't know what was going on with me.

01:32:25.000 And I said, dude, I think I'm dying.

01:32:27.000 And he goes, you're not dying.

01:32:28.000 I can't feel myself breathing.

01:32:29.000 I can't hear my heart.

01:32:31.000 How old were you at this time?

01:32:32.000 Twelve.

01:32:33.000 30?

01:32:33.000 Thirty.

01:32:34.000 If they made edibles illegal, I would understand.

01:32:37.000 I wouldn't, like, make a sign anymore.

01:32:39.000 Well, I don't think they should be illegal.

01:32:40.000 Like, I don't think guns should be illegal.

01:32:42.000 I believe in legalization.

01:32:43.000 Edibles might...

01:32:44.000 The CBD, though.

01:32:46.000 Education.

01:32:47.000 I believe in education.

01:32:48.000 And I think it's one of the things that I'm trying to do, and it's one of the things I was trying to do with that pot debate podcast, is let people know, hey, I've taken some pretty zealot-like positions in the past where I was like, everybody should smoke pot.

01:32:59.000 Don't listen to me from three years ago.

01:33:01.000 Listen to me from right now.

01:33:01.000 Right.

01:33:02.000 Everybody should not smoke pot.

01:33:04.000 And if you're thinking about smoking pot, smoke a little tiny bit.

01:33:08.000 Just like this.

01:33:09.000 It's like alcohol.

01:33:10.000 Don't finish the whole bottle of vodka. 1.00

01:33:12.000 Don't be an idiot. 1.00

01:33:12.000 Have one shot. 1.00

01:33:13.000 The one thing that I've always said, because I've influenced a lot of people to smoke pot, but the one thing that I've always said for the last 20 years is I've always said this, that I don't think you should start smoking weed until you're at least 28. I've always said that.

01:33:28.000 That's great advice.

01:33:30.000 I never said 21, 15. I feel that fully develop, know who you are, become who you are, and then smoke weed.

01:33:39.000 That way you can tell the difference between what the pot is doing to you and what you are without the pot.

01:33:44.000 Well, not only that, your frontal lobe does not fully form until you're 25. That's a good time.

01:33:51.000 To that point, they say you shouldn't play football or fight or spar or anything like that.

01:33:55.000 I'm thinking you shouldn't play football, period.

01:33:58.000 But you let people fight?

01:33:59.000 Joey Diaz sent me this link, or he told me about this HBO Real Sports that they did on...

01:34:07.000 That's enough.

01:34:08.000 Who wants some more cheese?

01:34:09.000 That is enough wine for Eddie.

01:34:10.000 Who wants some more cheese?

01:34:11.000 You know, I love Eddie because he's such a good person.

01:34:13.000 HBO Real Sports on football with his kid was 10 years old.

01:34:16.000 His 10-year-old kid had a double concussion.

01:34:18.000 He had a concussion, another one right afterwards, and he committed suicide at 12. Jeez!

01:34:23.000 Jesus Christ.

01:34:24.000 Here's my thing with this, though, in football.

01:34:26.000 99% of people aren't like that, though.

01:34:28.000 Like, that kid probably wasn't going to have problems whether they had a concussion or not down the road.

01:34:31.000 Football just exaggerated.

01:34:33.000 You know where you see the proof, though, is in the retired NFL players that get into commentating?

01:34:38.000 Michael Irvin's killing it.

01:34:39.000 You would hear it in their speech.

01:34:42.000 But like Troy Aikman, for instance, he's had like a hundred concussions.

01:34:47.000 But he's one of the best commentators out there.

01:34:49.000 Tony Romo's had a truckload of them.

01:34:51.000 Serious concussions.

01:34:52.000 But then there's guys like Junior Seau.

01:34:53.000 But hold on.

01:34:54.000 Rhonda Patrick actually detailed this in length.

01:34:56.000 There's actual scientific evidence about APO4. There's a genetic thing.

01:35:03.000 He did it.

01:35:03.000 Do you not have that?

01:35:07.000 I'm on the good side of it.

01:35:08.000 Good.

01:35:09.000 Beautiful.

01:35:09.000 Perfect.

01:35:10.000 You're alright.

01:35:11.000 So you still get damage, but it's not the same kind of damage.

01:35:14.000 The CTE risk is less.

01:35:16.000 CTE is...

01:35:17.000 What were you going to say? 1.00

01:35:18.000 This cheese will knock your dick in the dirt. 1.00

01:35:20.000 No, this is a new one I just opened up. 1.00

01:35:22.000 Yeah, that's fucking... 0.99

01:35:23.000 That's the smell good. 1.00

01:35:25.000 Dude, this is a Cypress G midnight moon. 1.00

01:35:25.000 I don't fuck around. 1.00

01:35:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:35:29.000 Where'd you get this milk? 1.00

01:35:31.000 Where'd you get this? 1.00

01:35:32.000 Don't worry about where the fuck I get it. 1.00

01:35:33.000 What do you wear when you walk into the door? 0.99

01:35:35.000 Dude, I wear a robe.

01:35:36.000 I always wear a robe and I go into a cheese cave.

01:35:39.000 Alright?

01:35:40.000 The cave where it smells like...

01:35:41.000 I go to where they're hanging it.

01:35:42.000 Hey, you know where I want to take you?

01:35:43.000 And I inspect the goats and the cows.

01:35:45.000 You know where I want to take you?

01:35:46.000 APL. APL Restaurant.

01:35:48.000 Adam Pury Lang.

01:35:49.000 He has a steakhouse where I ate a 380 day dry aged New York strip. 0.95

01:35:56.000 I'll eat the fuck out of that. 0.94

01:35:57.000 It's amazing. 0.94

01:35:58.000 380 days?

01:35:59.000 380 days. 1.00

01:36:00.000 That's rotten as fuck, huh? 0.99

01:36:00.000 More than a year. 0.99

01:36:01.000 It's weird.

01:36:02.000 It's not, because it's all like 35 degrees.

01:36:04.000 You ever seen a picture of dry-aged beef?

01:36:07.000 It's disgusting.

01:36:07.000 I saw it.

01:36:08.000 No, no, no, no.

01:36:08.000 He brought out the photos of the meat.

01:36:11.000 It looked delicious.

01:36:13.000 Yeah.

01:36:13.000 I mean, it was red and gorgeous.

01:36:14.000 You don't like it?

01:36:15.000 Eddie doesn't like onions.

01:36:17.000 Dude, there's no onions in this cheese.

01:36:18.000 There's no onions in the cheese.

01:36:20.000 It's not onions.

01:36:21.000 There's garbage right there.

01:36:22.000 It's delicious, man. 0.99

01:36:23.000 How dare you.

01:36:23.000 Eddie, it's nutty and sweet.

01:36:25.000 What's the problem?

01:36:25.000 Well, you know how there's genes for brain damage?

01:36:28.000 There's also genes for flat earth belief and bad cheese taste. 1.00

01:36:28.000 It tastes like shit. 1.00

01:36:32.000 Apparently bad cheese and flat earth go. 1.00

01:36:36.000 This is delicious.

01:36:37.000 How could you not like this? 1.00

01:36:38.000 Isn't this a good fucking cheese? 1.00

01:36:39.000 Try it again, bro. 1.00

01:36:40.000 I'm not bringing you to APL. I'm all over that.

01:36:44.000 Where is this place?

01:36:45.000 I want to take you.

01:36:45.000 It's on Vine in Hollywood.

01:36:48.000 It's Adam Perry Lang's place. 0.99

01:36:49.000 It's fucking amazing. 0.98

01:36:50.000 I got something to say. 0.99

01:36:52.000 We don't do dinners enough.

01:36:54.000 Let's wait until we're old. 1.00

01:36:56.000 We don't do this shit enough. 1.00

01:36:57.000 This fucking guy goes home and sits there eating your little snacky poos. 1.00

01:37:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:37:03.000 And I believe that dinners are very important.

01:37:03.000 Pizza.

01:37:06.000 I agree.

01:37:07.000 I have somebody come to my house and cook.

01:37:08.000 I know.

01:37:09.000 Wow, that's funny.

01:37:09.000 Never invite you because you won't come over because you're like, nah, I'm too busy.

01:37:12.000 Don't invite me either.

01:37:13.000 I know.

01:37:14.000 You have a chef come over and cook or just some guy you know?

01:37:16.000 Yeah, he's actually a good chef.

01:37:16.000 No, I have a chef.

01:37:18.000 I have a chef come over.

01:37:19.000 Who comes over?

01:37:20.000 Just 12 dudes.

01:37:22.000 We get our dicks out and we rock hard.

01:37:24.000 Dude, you know where we need to go is Crossroads. 0.90

01:37:26.000 Not in real life.

01:37:26.000 We need to go to Crossroads, Travis Barker's vegan place.

01:37:29.000 Oh, I'm down.

01:37:29.000 So, John Joseph invited me this, what is it, Wednesday?

01:37:32.000 Fuck, it might be Wednesday. 1.00

01:37:34.000 Wednesday, you're going to fucking Pasadena, asshole. 1.00

01:37:36.000 Yeah, you've committed the fans of our tickets. 1.00

01:37:39.000 He wants us to go to dinner with Travis Barker.

01:37:39.000 It's this Wednesday.

01:37:40.000 Well, how are we going to do that when we're going to Pasadena?

01:37:41.000 We could eat and then go.

01:37:42.000 We're doing a fight companion show.

01:37:43.000 We could eat and then go.

01:37:44.000 It's already sold out by the time we mention it on this podcast.

01:37:46.000 You can't back out for a dinner. 1.00

01:37:47.000 Don't be a dick. 0.99

01:37:48.000 Hey, I'll be in Salt Lake March 1-2. 1.00

01:37:50.000 Eat some cucumber pasta?

01:37:50.000 What do you want to eat?

01:37:52.000 God.

01:37:53.000 I know.

01:37:54.000 March 1 and 2. Wise guys.

01:37:54.000 March 1?

01:37:56.000 I know.

01:37:57.000 Wise guys.

01:37:57.000 Brian Gallen.

01:37:58.000 Shout out to Keith, the owner.

01:37:59.000 Keith's my favorite owner.

01:37:59.000 How great is he?

01:38:00.000 I love that guy.

01:38:01.000 Keith knows sports.

01:38:01.000 You know why?

01:38:02.000 We can talk sports in the back.

01:38:04.000 His brother was the offense coordinator for the Alabama Crimson Tide.

01:38:07.000 Me and him talk deep sports.

01:38:07.000 Wow, I know.

01:38:09.000 They appreciate the fuck out of comedy at that place, too. 0.94

01:38:09.000 Jesus. 0.94

01:38:11.000 Yeah, they do.

01:38:11.000 That's one of the most underrated clubs in the country.

01:38:13.000 100%.

01:38:13.000 Wise guys.

01:38:14.000 Oh, it's top five.

01:38:15.000 They have this weird thought about Salt Lake.

01:38:17.000 Because of Mormons? 1.00

01:38:18.000 Yeah.

01:38:18.000 My parents live in Deer Valley, so they come to my show, bring all their friends.

01:38:22.000 Dude, there's a place next to Keith Wiseguy's called Red Iguana Mexican Food. 1.00

01:38:27.000 Bro, my girl's Mexican as fuck. 1.00

01:38:30.000 This place is so good. 1.00

01:38:31.000 Red Iguana?

01:38:32.000 She can handle it?

01:38:32.000 Red Iguana.

01:38:33.000 She hasn't been there, but I went there.

01:38:36.000 She's Mexican? 1.00

01:38:37.000 What?

01:38:38.000 I thought your wife was Cuban. 1.00

01:38:38.000 She's so Mexican, bro. 1.00

01:38:40.000 She was Miss Mexico, wasn't she?

01:38:43.000 Look at this.

01:38:45.000 Cynthia Cavillo trying to get that strangle on Courtney Casey. 0.82

01:38:48.000 One thing I was talking about, too, Dustin.

01:38:50.000 We're so into this fight.

01:38:51.000 I was talking to Dustin and Tiago.

01:38:52.000 I was talking about how your lifetime is not enough to learn MMA. Right.

01:38:57.000 Torn everything.

01:38:58.000 Yeah, and you're always having to keep up and always having to train.

01:39:01.000 It's exhausting.

01:39:02.000 It's exhausting. 0.97

01:39:03.000 You know, I saw your boy, the guy who needs that guy in the head, the giant pro bowler black guy. 1.00

01:39:11.000 Oh, you saw Greg Hardy? 0.95

01:39:12.000 Yeah.

01:39:13.000 Did you punch him in the face? 0.56

01:39:14.000 No, he's a giant.

01:39:15.000 And I remember we had kind of bad-mouthed him.

01:39:16.000 Like, I don't know anything about him, so I didn't want to be...

01:39:19.000 But I was like, you were saying stuff, and I was like, yeah!

01:39:22.000 And I saw him.

01:39:23.000 You did not go bad on me in front of Greg Hardy. 0.89

01:39:24.000 No, I would have, though, because I'm a coward. 1.00

01:39:26.000 You piece of shit. 1.00

01:39:27.000 No, I didn't know. 1.00

01:39:28.000 I saw him.

01:39:29.000 And I knew that we'd gotten kind of bad on him on the podcast.

01:39:32.000 I go hard in the paint.

01:39:33.000 And so I saw him, and I was at American Top Team, and I was like, and I said to Jimmy Burke, Jimmy Burke was from there, I go, Jimmy, Jimmy, I go, that guy, I think I bad-mouthed him, or I was at least didn't, I was kind of like, yeah.

01:39:43.000 And I go, he's so giant, I go, I gotta take a shower, but I just gotta sneak over, because when I went in there, a bunch of guys were like, hey, because they all listened to the podcast, I was like a celebrity, and I thought he was there, and I was just, I legitimately was a little worried.

01:39:55.000 No, but I just...

01:39:56.000 I would have flown down there and choked him out in 30 seconds.

01:39:56.000 Yeah.

01:40:00.000 As I'm dying, Brandon's going to get you for this.

01:40:04.000 He is impossibly large.

01:40:07.000 Played for the Dallas Cowboys.

01:40:09.000 Yeah, you've got to be big to play for the Dallas Cowboys.

01:40:12.000 Phenomenal athlete.

01:40:13.000 Phenomenal athlete. 1.00

01:40:14.000 Just hits women, so I can't fuck with it. 1.00

01:40:16.000 That's kind of my thing. 1.00

01:40:18.000 Allegedly.

01:40:19.000 Allegedly.

01:40:20.000 Well, no, he did get convicted of it.

01:40:22.000 But maybe he's re...

01:40:24.000 Maybe he found Jesus.

01:40:25.000 Hold on a second.

01:40:26.000 O.J. Simpson got acquitted.

01:40:28.000 So let's settle the fuck down on convicted and acquitted. 0.96

01:40:30.000 But he did charge guilty in civil court. 0.95

01:40:33.000 Yeah, civil.

01:40:35.000 The gloves does not fit, you must acquit.

01:40:38.000 O.J. Simpson's a bad defense.

01:40:40.000 I know nothing.

01:40:41.000 I know, but I'm saying that's the reason why you're looking at it that way.

01:40:44.000 Yeah.

01:40:45.000 He might be a great guy.

01:40:46.000 Maybe he might get along.

01:40:47.000 Might start a podcast together.

01:40:48.000 I don't know.

01:40:49.000 He seemed like he was very well liked because the guys around him were just all terrified.

01:40:53.000 I put out a text.

01:40:54.000 Should I have OG on my podcast?

01:40:55.000 I said hell yeah.

01:40:55.000 Yay or nah?

01:40:57.000 Why wouldn't you?

01:40:57.000 You should.

01:40:58.000 I can't.

01:40:59.000 He's not going to open up about me.

01:40:59.000 I can't.

01:41:01.000 He's not going to open up.

01:41:02.000 He did in that one interview where he was like, hypothetically, this is what I did.

01:41:08.000 He wrote a book, If I Did It.

01:41:10.000 You could talk to him about what life is like now.

01:41:12.000 You should do one of those interviews.

01:41:14.000 Can we do like, If I Did It Part 2?

01:41:18.000 Is Ye going to do your podcast?

01:41:19.000 Yeah, these are all lies.

01:41:20.000 These are all lies.

01:41:21.000 Just want to let the audience know that this is not real and just let them go off.

01:41:25.000 Come on, man. 1.00

01:41:26.000 I'm hip as fuck. 1.00

01:41:28.000 That's so silly. 1.00

01:41:29.000 52, but hip. 0.94

01:41:32.000 Do you guys ever see when O.J. did a music video after he got acquitted?

01:41:36.000 He was doing rap.

01:41:38.000 That's why we're friends, dude.

01:41:39.000 Have you seen it?

01:41:41.000 It's amazing.

01:41:43.000 He's hanging out with all these hot girls. 0.72

01:41:45.000 He's dancing.

01:41:47.000 Yeah, Jamie, pull up the O.J. Simpson music video.

01:41:49.000 Pull that shit up, Jamie. 1.00

01:41:50.000 I've never heard of it. 1.00

01:41:51.000 It's going to make my night.

01:41:53.000 Guys, get juiced. 1.00

01:41:54.000 And he's fucking one of them. 1.00

01:41:55.000 One of them was his girlfriend in the video. 1.00

01:41:55.000 Can we play it or are we going to get pulled? 1.00

01:41:57.000 How crazy is it that he beats that rap and then he gets thrown in jail for some stupid shit? 1.00

01:42:02.000 The stupidest of stupid shit. 1.00

01:42:03.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:42:04.000 We can't listen to it, but watch this.

01:42:06.000 Get juiced.

01:42:06.000 Look at him.

01:42:07.000 He's got a crown on.

01:42:08.000 Just think about it. 1.00

01:42:09.000 He cut his fucking ex-wife's head off. 1.00

01:42:11.000 He went to Miami and got weird. 1.00

01:42:12.000 With a kitchen knife.

01:42:13.000 And look at him in there dancing.

01:42:14.000 And this is right when he gets out, too.

01:42:14.000 That's him?

01:42:16.000 They all got titties out. 0.98

01:42:18.000 Get juiced. 0.98

01:42:19.000 It's uncensored.

01:42:21.000 Look at this.

01:42:22.000 A porn channel.

01:42:23.000 Uncensored video. 0.93

01:42:24.000 Look, OJ Simpson wearing a wig, dressing up like Elvis after he's murdering people.

01:42:29.000 This is like two years after he got acquitted.

01:42:31.000 Just think about that.

01:42:32.000 He murdered two people less than ten years before he made this video, and he's dancing around with these hoes. 1.00

01:42:36.000 That is bizarre. 1.00

01:42:38.000 Dude, they said when he got to Miami, they said he fucked all the girls. 1.00

01:42:43.000 Girls lined up to fuck OJ Simpson. 1.00

01:42:45.000 After he got acquitted? 1.00

01:42:46.000 After.

01:42:47.000 How creepy is that? 1.00

01:42:48.000 Chicks want to fuck Ted Bundy. 1.00

01:42:50.000 They want to fuck murderers, man. 1.00

01:42:52.000 Richard Ramirez is banging bitches. 1.00

01:42:53.000 Let's talk about that. 1.00

01:42:55.000 What do you think that is?

01:42:56.000 It's not all girls.

01:42:56.000 I have an idea.

01:42:58.000 It's a small percentage of girls. 1.00

01:43:01.000 What is that?

01:43:01.000 You'd be surprised.

01:43:02.000 I think that it's probably primordial.

01:43:05.000 I think it goes back to the alpha male who kills and rules ruthlessly.

01:43:10.000 And I think that there seems to be...

01:43:12.000 There's probably a feeling of safety if you can...

01:43:17.000 Align with the biggest, baddest male. 1.00

01:43:20.000 Yeah, but he's killing women. 1.00

01:43:22.000 But then powerlifters would have all the changes.

01:43:24.000 So I think that is also the idea that if I can tame him, that there's a challenge to that.

01:43:30.000 I know I have been with many women.

01:43:34.000 Who are drawn to badass criminal killers.

01:43:39.000 So why are they with you?

01:43:40.000 That's exactly what I was going to say!

01:43:40.000 I don't know.

01:43:43.000 Because I train a top team.

01:43:46.000 Because I train a top team.

01:43:49.000 Jump to the gun.

01:43:50.000 I know. 1.00

01:43:51.000 My wife thought Tony Soprano was sexy as fuck, even though he had belly and everything else. 1.00

01:43:56.000 Because he was choking everybody with a wire. 0.99

01:43:58.000 And same thing when you watch Narcos with Pablo Escobar, even dudes are rooting for him. 1.00

01:44:03.000 He's a fucking murderer. 0.99

01:44:04.000 There's something about- Like Tony Montana, for instance. 1.00

01:44:07.000 You were rooting for him.

01:44:08.000 When he died at the end, every time you watch Scarface at the end, you're like, what are you doing? 0.99

01:44:13.000 Get the fuck out of the house! 0.99

01:44:14.000 Dude, you're the mouse king. 1.00

01:44:15.000 You're giving us all that.

01:44:16.000 You're the mouse king today.

01:44:17.000 I'm really scutting us up, dude. 1.00

01:44:18.000 Don't give me no more of that shit. 1.00

01:44:19.000 You good? 1.00

01:44:20.000 I don't trust anyone. 0.99

01:44:21.000 He's just fucking cheese quarter to that. 1.00

01:44:22.000 Don't chew in front of the mic. 0.99

01:44:24.000 The whole key to making people happy as well as doing a good show is don't chew on the mic.

01:44:29.000 You're correct.

01:44:30.000 You're doing it right now.

01:44:31.000 This fight can't get over soon enough.

01:44:33.000 Oh, how dare you?

01:44:34.000 This is a good scrap.

01:44:34.000 You know, it's a great fight.

01:44:36.000 I remember when Courtney Casey and Felice Herrig, they literally, one of the things we were talking about during the commentary was, like, they never moved from the same spot.

01:44:43.000 They literally stayed in the same spot.

01:44:45.000 Like, Courtney stayed in one spot, Felice stayed in the same spot.

01:44:48.000 That's not good.

01:44:48.000 No, no, it was weird.

01:44:49.000 They were just standing in front of each other, and Felice spit blood on her. 1.00

01:44:53.000 Jesus Christ.

01:44:54.000 Really?

01:44:55.000 Really?

01:44:56.000 Dude, your boy Head and Brow got dealt with.

01:44:58.000 I heard. 1.00

01:44:59.000 Luke Sanders is a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:45:01.000 RFA champ, yeah. 1.00

01:45:01.000 He caved him? 1.00

01:45:02.000 White guy? 0.84

01:45:02.000 Really? 0.84

01:45:03.000 White guy.

01:45:04.000 Early dreads.

01:45:05.000 Born and raised.

01:45:05.000 Nashville.

01:45:07.000 He's a beast. 1.00

01:45:08.000 Cool hand Luke's no motherfucker. 1.00

01:45:09.000 I mean, he's no one to fuck with. 1.00

01:45:11.000 I felt bad for Head and Brow. 0.99

01:45:12.000 Yeah.

01:45:13.000 Well, he's had too much.

01:45:14.000 He used to be so good.

01:45:15.000 TJ ruined him.

01:45:17.000 Are we going to see TJ Cejudo at 35?

01:45:20.000 I would like to see it again at 25. TJ wants it at 25. That fight was stopped too soon.

01:45:24.000 I think UFC wants it at 35. Well, it would be good for Cejudo.

01:45:28.000 It would be good for TJ if it's at 25. I really believe that.

01:45:31.000 I think he'd be better at 35. 35 would be better for Cejudo because it would give him the chance to be champ champ.

01:45:36.000 What do you do with the flyweight division?

01:45:38.000 There's no one there.

01:45:39.000 Well, you could have one more big fight.

01:45:42.000 There's a few guys.

01:45:43.000 I want to see 35. Yeah, so what's the plan with 25?

01:45:46.000 They're about to cut it?

01:45:47.000 Yeah, Benavidez.

01:45:48.000 They're thinking about it.

01:45:48.000 They're about to cut it?

01:45:49.000 Oh, they haven't made the final decision?

01:45:51.000 No, no, no. 0.99

01:45:51.000 Look, Dana can do whatever the fuck he wants. 0.99

01:45:53.000 He could have CM Punk fight at 125. He could have CM Punk cut one of his feet off. 0.99

01:45:57.000 They could and then fight there.

01:45:59.000 They should have, if they do keep 125, have Joey Benavidez fight Henry Cejudo for a championship.

01:46:04.000 Mm-hmm.

01:46:05.000 Who's next for Cyborg?

01:46:06.000 Very close fight.

01:46:07.000 Who's next for Cyborg?

01:46:08.000 Cyborg who?

01:46:09.000 Female.

01:46:09.000 The female?

01:46:10.000 Hey, who won that fight?

01:46:11.000 Cejudo or Benavidez?

01:46:13.000 Cejudo by split decision.

01:46:15.000 Cejudo only lost one fight.

01:46:15.000 That's right.

01:46:17.000 Yeah.

01:46:17.000 Yep.

01:46:18.000 Just TJ. Yeah.

01:46:19.000 But that was a close fight.

01:46:21.000 What was that?

01:46:22.000 Cejudo lost to DJ. Yes.

01:46:24.000 I thought you said TJ. No, DJ. I might have said TJ. I meant DJ. If I did.

01:46:31.000 What did you say about Cyborg?

01:46:32.000 What's next for her?

01:46:34.000 Amanda Nunes put her on another planet. 1.00

01:46:36.000 Amanda Nunes says she'll fight Holly Holm, and then she's out.

01:46:40.000 Why not?

01:46:41.000 She's gonna retire? 1.00

01:46:42.000 She's done!

01:46:42.000 Yeah, she's done.

01:46:43.000 I'm with her, too.

01:46:44.000 I love Amanda Nunes.

01:46:45.000 What else is there to do?

01:46:47.000 Yeah, she's just gonna... 1.00

01:46:48.000 She's like, what am I gonna do?

01:46:49.000 Stick around and do what?

01:46:50.000 Make money? 0.98

01:46:50.000 Naked with a... 0.98

01:46:51.000 No, no, no. 0.69

01:46:51.000 She has money. 0.69

01:46:52.000 She's gonna be sucking tits. 1.00

01:46:53.000 She's gonna be naked with a pink fur coat on. 1.00

01:46:56.000 Sucking titties. 1.00

01:46:57.000 Yeah, all that. 1.00

01:46:57.000 You know what? 1.00

01:46:59.000 I don't think she's made enough money to be talking about retiring. 0.74

01:47:01.000 She's made millions of dollars. 0.99

01:47:03.000 Millions?

01:47:03.000 Millions.

01:47:04.000 She's made millions.

01:47:05.000 She made a lot of money for that cyborg. 1.00

01:47:07.000 She made a lot of money for that cyborg. 1.00

01:47:08.000 That's not enough money, though.

01:47:09.000 What about all those boxers?

01:47:10.000 Is there any chance they're going to rematch?

01:47:12.000 All those guys, they all come back, they retire, and then they think, and then they get used to that money.

01:47:17.000 They get used to, like, oh my god, I have three million.

01:47:20.000 Then in two years, they go, oh my god, I only have two million.

01:47:23.000 Chris Cyborg explains why she's at WWE Performance Center.

01:47:26.000 Oh, my God.

01:47:27.000 She's going to go to WWE and challenge Ronda Rousey. 1.00

01:47:30.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:47:30.000 Can you imagine if her and Ronda Rousey have a goddamn WWE-type match? 1.00

01:47:34.000 Yeah, I would love that. 0.98

01:47:35.000 Yeah, I can.

01:47:36.000 That's probably how that ends.

01:47:37.000 You think that's how it ends?

01:47:39.000 Yeah.

01:47:39.000 This fight's over.

01:47:40.000 We didn't watch 30 seconds of it.

01:47:41.000 Oh, dude, it was a good one, though.

01:47:42.000 Based on the look on...

01:47:44.000 I like to throw those comments at me.

01:47:45.000 The best.

01:47:47.000 It's my favorite.

01:47:51.000 What's this movie, you guys?

01:47:52.000 It's a video game, B. Welcome to 2019. Does my neck look jacked?

01:47:52.000 Guys, this is my neck.

01:47:55.000 I would do that iron neck.

01:47:57.000 Is it stiff?

01:47:58.000 I like when Brennan goes, when you're talking about duty, I think I have extra meat on my neck, and Brennan kind of, there's a pause, and Brennan goes, do you really need a thicker neck?

01:48:06.000 I do.

01:48:07.000 I got real problems.

01:48:09.000 I always think about that guy who choked out that mountain lion.

01:48:13.000 I always think of that mountain lion. 1.00

01:48:15.000 85 pounds, you son of a bitch. 1.00

01:48:17.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:48:18.000 I know everything about this case. 1.00

01:48:22.000 Listen to me, motherfucker. 1.00

01:48:26.000 I know everything about this case. 1.00

01:48:27.000 Listen to me, motherfucker. 1.00

01:48:29.000 The cat was half eaten by another cat. 1.00

01:48:31.000 By the time the rangers got to him.

01:48:33.000 So they don't know how heavy it was.

01:48:33.000 No, no, no.

01:48:34.000 They know exactly how big it is.

01:48:36.000 They know exactly how big it is.

01:48:38.000 How do we know?

01:48:38.000 They know the frame of the cat.

01:48:39.000 It was a juvenile cat.

01:48:40.000 It was 85 pounds.

01:48:41.000 85 is huge.

01:48:42.000 Yes, big cat.

01:48:43.000 That's a police dog.

01:48:44.000 No, no, no.

01:48:44.000 It's big for a police dog.

01:48:46.000 It's not big for a cat.

01:48:48.000 It's a juvenile cat.

01:48:49.000 I know everything about this case.

01:48:51.000 I want to get that guy.

01:48:52.000 Whoever you are, gentlemen, sir, find this man's name.

01:48:55.000 I want to get you in here.

01:48:56.000 I'll pay your medical bills.

01:48:59.000 Travis Kaufman.

01:49:00.000 Yes, I do. 1.00

01:49:01.000 Travis Kaufman, you bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:49:02.000 I'll pay your medical bills. 1.00

01:49:03.000 Wait, I want to know how he did it.

01:49:04.000 Tell me everything.

01:49:05.000 Stopped on his nut.

01:49:06.000 It bit him from behind.

01:49:09.000 He sensed something was there.

01:49:11.000 He got a wild scramble.

01:49:11.000 It jumped him from behind.

01:49:13.000 It bit his face.

01:49:14.000 He's got this giant gash on his face. 0.99

01:49:16.000 It was a wrestling match, and he got his fucking foot on this thing's neck. 1.00

01:49:19.000 Let me see the pictures, Jimmy. 0.99

01:49:21.000 He hit it with a stick, too.

01:49:21.000 I have skeptical hippo eyes.

01:49:22.000 No, no. 1.00

01:49:23.000 He killed this fucking cat with his goddamn bare hands. 1.00

01:49:26.000 And there was a stick right there on the side. 1.00

01:49:28.000 And weighed 35. It's in the woods, bro.

01:49:30.000 There's sticks in the woods.

01:49:31.000 Excuse me, sir.

01:49:31.000 Eddie's like, the world's not round, but sticks aren't fake.

01:49:34.000 Sir, sir.

01:49:35.000 Sticks aren't real.

01:49:36.000 Sir, according to Colorado Parks and Wildlife, weighed 35 to 40 pounds.

01:49:40.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:49:42.000 It was when it was dead. 1.00

01:49:42.000 So fuck that cat. 1.00

01:49:43.000 That's a cat. 1.00

01:49:45.000 He was a baby.

01:49:46.000 He killed a baby cat.

01:49:48.000 Wait a minute.

01:49:48.000 Find another one that said it would be 85 pounds.

01:49:51.000 I never saw that.

01:49:52.000 Yeah, there was one today.

01:49:53.000 I saw it today.

01:49:55.000 Stop reading fake news, bro.

01:49:57.000 Find another one.

01:49:58.000 Stop reading fake news.

01:49:59.000 I'm a catologist, and I can tell you right now.

01:50:00.000 What is a catologist?

01:50:01.000 I'm an expert on cats.

01:50:02.000 Find another one.

01:50:04.000 Google man gets attacked.

01:50:05.000 Oh, he has a scratch on his face.

01:50:07.000 A starving baby mama. 0.96

01:50:08.000 A starving baby.

01:50:08.000 Let me do that.

01:50:10.000 Yes! 1.00

01:50:11.000 Fuck that guy! 1.00

01:50:12.000 This is fake news. 1.00

01:50:14.000 This is fake news.

01:50:15.000 He killed a baby.

01:50:16.000 Starving baby. 1.00

01:50:17.000 This fucking guy killed it. 1.00

01:50:19.000 He killed a fucking kitten, man. 1.00

01:50:23.000 I was listening to Steve Rinello's podcast today and he said it was 85 pounds as well. 1.00

01:50:27.000 Steve doesn't know.

01:50:28.000 Steve got that info.

01:50:29.000 What do they call those fish stories?

01:50:30.000 What do they call them?

01:50:31.000 Fish stories.

01:50:32.000 Fish stories.

01:50:32.000 That's what they call them.

01:50:33.000 That's a fish story.

01:50:34.000 That thing was sleeping in a den and he stomped its face. 1.00

01:50:36.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00

01:50:37.000 He murdered that mountain. 1.00

01:50:38.000 He murdered that mountain. 1.00

01:50:41.000 You should get arrested for that shit. 1.00

01:50:44.000 In fact, the thing had already been eaten by another one. 1.00

01:50:50.000 We were just fucking with you, and it turns out there's some real legit shit. 1.00

01:50:55.000 We were just fucking with you. 1.00

01:50:57.000 I just typed in 85 pounds to see what comes up. 0.98

01:51:00.000 There's three articles.

01:51:01.000 One says 40, one says 85, one says 50, one says 110 to 180 pounds. 0.99

01:51:06.000 Well, that one's bullshit. 1.00

01:51:07.000 Whoever wrote that article needs a killing of balls. 1.00

01:51:09.000 This man's a murderer. 1.00

01:51:11.000 You're not going to kill a 180-pound cat. 0.99

01:51:17.000 Absolutely not.

01:51:18.000 But you might kill an 80-pound cat.

01:51:21.000 And for sure a 40-pound cat.

01:51:22.000 For sure.

01:51:23.000 He came across that.

01:51:24.000 You can't kill a 40-pound cat. 1.00

01:51:25.000 You're a pussy. 1.00

01:51:26.000 Bro, the thing was already eaten, and he took the nails, and he scratched his own face. 1.00

01:51:29.000 Did you see?

01:51:31.000 Hey, listen, listen.

01:51:33.000 Hey, you don't know that.

01:51:34.000 Find the one that says 85 pounds and put it up on the screen.

01:51:36.000 Hey, Joe, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

01:51:37.000 Did you see his face?

01:51:39.000 He got a little scratch.

01:51:40.000 He got a couple scratches.

01:51:41.000 Well, that was a month ago, bro.

01:51:43.000 You know what?

01:51:43.000 Dude, that's just like the Empire guy.

01:51:45.000 No!

01:51:46.000 Yeah, dude, thank you.

01:51:47.000 The Empire guy!

01:51:49.000 He's Jesse Smollett.

01:51:50.000 Yes, he's the Empire guy.

01:51:51.000 Okay, let's ask this question.

01:51:54.000 How does the Empire guy recover?

01:51:56.000 He can't.

01:51:57.000 He's done working in Hollywood.

01:51:58.000 He's done, dude.

01:51:59.000 How do you recover?

01:51:59.000 He's done.

01:52:00.000 He'll probably do something on Logo TV. First of all, he's going to get prosecuted.

01:52:03.000 The black community is ridiculing him now, and he's done. 1.00

01:52:06.000 Because he's a liar. 1.00

01:52:08.000 And he asked for all that support, too. 0.99

01:52:10.000 The director of Empire, when I was like, I can't believe someone did this.

01:52:14.000 Dude, he goes like this.

01:52:14.000 He goes, I fought back.

01:52:15.000 His sister's hot. 1.00

01:52:16.000 Yeah, I fought back.

01:52:17.000 I fought back. 0.98

01:52:18.000 Dude, did you see his interview with Robin from fucking Good Morning America? 0.99

01:52:22.000 No. 0.98

01:52:22.000 He's like, and the people that think I'm making this up. 0.98

01:52:25.000 What?

01:52:26.000 Why would I make this up?

01:52:27.000 Like full-blown performance. 1.00

01:52:30.000 Wow, what a scumbag. 1.00

01:52:32.000 I can't find one. 1.00

01:52:32.000 It's called a bad guy. 1.00

01:52:35.000 What?

01:52:36.000 I know!

01:52:37.000 It's a 20-pound cat.

01:52:39.000 It's a 10-pound mountain lion. 1.00

01:52:40.000 It's a fucking house cat. 1.00

01:52:41.000 You know what? 1.00

01:52:41.000 Jamie, how dare you. 1.00

01:52:42.000 Even if it was a kitten, it's still a mountain lion.

01:52:46.000 At least he killed a mountain lion.

01:52:48.000 Trivia question.

01:52:50.000 What did Paul Felder major in in college?

01:52:53.000 Theater.

01:52:55.000 How about that?

01:52:55.000 Come on, bro.

01:52:56.000 There's a hilarious picture.

01:52:58.000 Hold on.

01:52:58.000 John Anik was doing research today, or yesterday, and he put up on his Instagram one of the pics of Paul Felder from his theater days.

01:53:07.000 It's hilarious.

01:53:09.000 Oh, I gotta see it.

01:53:10.000 It's hilarious.

01:53:11.000 He looks like a geisha. 1.00

01:53:14.000 Oh, wow!

01:53:14.000 Look at that.

01:53:15.000 What? 1.00

01:53:16.000 He looks like he'll suck your dick. 1.00

01:53:19.000 What? 1.00

01:53:20.000 He looks like David Bowie. 0.53

01:53:21.000 A complete badass.

01:53:22.000 No, he looks like Stephen King in drag.

01:53:24.000 Look at him.

01:53:25.000 I'm not prepared to make fun of him because he's such a badass.

01:53:27.000 He looks very similar to Stephen King.

01:53:29.000 What?

01:53:30.000 To me, he looks like Stephen King's son.

01:53:31.000 A young Stephen King?

01:53:32.000 A young Stephen King?

01:53:32.000 I don't see that.

01:53:33.000 I don't see that.

01:53:34.000 Really?

01:53:35.000 Oh my god, he's spot on. 0.99

01:53:37.000 That's fucking amazing. 0.99

01:53:38.000 Jamie, what's going on with that screen? 0.99

01:53:39.000 Why does it keep blinking in and out? 0.98

01:53:42.000 Still fucking up? 0.98

01:53:43.000 No, it's just... 0.99

01:53:44.000 What a great picture.

01:53:45.000 I'm trying to think of who he looks like.

01:53:48.000 Felder is as bad as everybody else is.

01:53:50.000 Hey, I love John Anik.

01:53:51.000 How about John Anik goes, please don't elbow me in the face for sharing this.

01:53:55.000 Maybe that's a Halloween pic.

01:53:57.000 No.

01:53:57.000 You don't know.

01:53:58.000 Maybe that's Halloween.

01:53:59.000 He was in a play.

01:54:00.000 He was playing...

01:54:01.000 I dressed up as a chick for Halloween a couple times.

01:54:03.000 There he is now.

01:54:04.000 There he is all handsome.

01:54:05.000 He's a man, bro. 0.99

01:54:05.000 Fucking rugged. 0.99

01:54:07.000 Man. 1.00

01:54:08.000 Manly man.

01:54:08.000 He's a man.

01:54:11.000 I think Felder, I mean, he can beat anybody in the world at the right time.

01:54:11.000 Felder?

01:54:17.000 I mean, I don't think anybody, he's not a kick walk for anyone.

01:54:20.000 He's definitely a tough dude. 0.99

01:54:21.000 Tough as shit. 0.99

01:54:22.000 I mean, he went the full three rounds with Barboza and took some ferocious shots. 0.99

01:54:27.000 He's an amazing commentator, too.

01:54:29.000 Yeah, very, very good.

01:54:31.000 I really enjoyed doing commentary with him.

01:54:32.000 Yep. 1.00

01:54:32.000 Damn. 1.00

01:54:34.000 Who's that? 1.00

01:54:34.000 Danny Castillo. 1.00

01:54:35.000 Dude, we've ate six wheels of cheese.

01:54:38.000 Have we? 1.00

01:54:38.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:54:39.000 What's that? 1.00

01:54:39.000 Really? 1.00

01:54:40.000 Quick correction on something you guys were just talking about.

01:54:43.000 85-pound mountain lion?

01:54:44.000 No, Suhudo also lost to Beneficio.

01:54:46.000 Oh, Benavidez.

01:54:47.000 Good decision, so he already beat him.

01:54:49.000 I thought he lost.

01:54:50.000 Shout out to Joey Benavidez.

01:54:51.000 Shout out to Joey Benavidez.

01:54:56.000 Jamie correcting us.

01:54:57.000 By the way, Joey Benavidez, one of the nicest guys on the planet.

01:55:01.000 He's a great guy.

01:55:02.000 One of the nicest guys.

01:55:02.000 The nicest.

01:55:02.000 And his wife, Megan, Olivia, amazing.

01:55:05.000 I root for them with everything they do.

01:55:05.000 Also, the two of them together.

01:55:07.000 Every time I see them, I go, have kids.

01:55:09.000 You two need to have kids right now. 1.00

01:55:10.000 They're amazing people.

01:55:10.000 They're amazing.

01:55:11.000 You need to have four foot eleven babies. 1.00

01:55:12.000 Oh, how dare you.

01:55:14.000 Athletic with apple bottoms. 1.00

01:55:14.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00

01:55:15.000 They're going to be in a circus. 1.00

01:55:17.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00

01:55:18.000 Very adorable small people. 1.00

01:55:20.000 There's no circus by the time those kids get older.

01:55:21.000 Are there still circuses? 0.99

01:55:22.000 Yeah, in fucking weird places. 0.99

01:55:25.000 Like, you know, weird fucking middle of the country. 0.99

01:55:28.000 Azerbaijan and stuff? 0.99

01:55:29.000 No, I'm talking about America. 0.99

01:55:30.000 The Ringling shit's done, because you can't have elephants anymore. 0.99

01:55:33.000 I'm out. 0.99

01:55:34.000 You want to talk about tough people?

01:55:34.000 Yeah.

01:55:36.000 Like, Azerbaijan, there are a lot of fighters there that are waiting to get visas.

01:55:40.000 Just like with Dagestan, there's all...

01:55:42.000 MMA and wrestling in Azerbaijan is their national sport.

01:55:45.000 Well, there's that one.

01:55:46.000 My buddy's there now.

01:55:47.000 He's working there.

01:55:48.000 And he said his son is in a wrestling club.

01:55:50.000 There's a wrestling club everywhere.

01:55:51.000 And he said, all these kids from, literally from 8 to 16 years old, they're all wrestling.

01:55:57.000 Guy comes out with mouthpieces and boxing gloves, no headgear.

01:56:00.000 And all the kids are like, yeah, they start cheering.

01:56:02.000 Put on their gloves, put in the mouthpieces, and start banging.

01:56:05.000 Well, they need nuclear physicists so they can compete with us in the global world war.

01:56:09.000 Yeah.

01:56:10.000 Azerbaijan is the next country to look for. 1.00

01:56:12.000 The thing is, that shit, that's great if you want cage fighters. 1.00

01:56:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:56:17.000 Oppenheimer flipped the switch on all that shit. 1.00

01:56:19.000 This is very true. 1.00

01:56:20.000 This is very true.

01:56:21.000 If you want to really run the world, you can't do it Mongol-style anymore. 1.00

01:56:25.000 Who wants to wear masculine powers? 1.00

01:56:28.000 Oh, that's Mitzi Short, man. 1.00

01:56:29.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:56:30.000 That's Mitzi Short. 1.00

01:56:31.000 That's the queen. 1.00

01:56:32.000 Who painted that? 1.00

01:56:33.000 Fuck, it's good. 1.00

01:56:33.000 Taylor Boss. 1.00

01:56:34.000 Yeah, he did a great job, man.

01:56:35.000 Look at her eyes. 0.99

01:56:36.000 He painted for me, and I looked at it, and the first time, when I saw it in the flash, I was like, that needs to be in the fucking studio. 0.99

01:56:41.000 Looking over us. 1.00

01:56:41.000 Fuck, it's good. 1.00

01:56:42.000 He does a great... 1.00

01:56:43.000 Look at her eyes.

01:56:43.000 That's a good artist right there.

01:56:45.000 Taylor's amazing.

01:56:45.000 Yeah, I know.

01:56:46.000 He did the Hendrix out in the hallway, too.

01:56:46.000 That's a very hard thing to do.

01:56:48.000 Yeah, he's painted expression in her eyes.

01:56:50.000 That's really hard to do.

01:56:50.000 Do you think I have a Hendrix problem?

01:56:51.000 How many fucking Hendrix paintings? 0.99

01:56:52.000 You love Hendrix, huh? 0.99

01:56:54.000 The reason why this show is called The Joe Rogan Experience is Hendrix.

01:56:57.000 Jimi Hendrix Experience.

01:56:58.000 I probably listen to Hendrix more than I'm listening to any human being on the planet Earth.

01:57:02.000 You love him.

01:57:03.000 I feel that way I picked up a guitar.

01:57:03.000 Love him.

01:57:05.000 I feel that way about Zeppelin.

01:57:07.000 I was about to say, Zeppelin to me is my number one.

01:57:09.000 No, for me, he's saying for me, but I think I've listened to Hendrix more, you know?

01:57:14.000 It's just like, he was so pure.

01:57:16.000 He was so free.

01:57:18.000 What did he die from?

01:57:19.000 Died at 27?

01:57:20.000 No one knows what happened.

01:57:20.000 From drugs.

01:57:22.000 Them drugs, bro.

01:57:23.000 The official story is drugs.

01:57:23.000 There was a story that...

01:57:24.000 Yeah, the official story is...

01:57:25.000 Eddie Hibby, what is it?

01:57:26.000 This is where Joe turns into a conspiracy theory.

01:57:27.000 Eddie Hibby.

01:57:28.000 There's a conspiracy theory.

01:57:30.000 His manager, though, there was a shady situation.

01:57:32.000 Yeah, his manager was a gangster, and there was a guy who was one of the henchmen for his manager that said the manager killed him because Hendrick was leaving him.

01:57:38.000 The one thing that supports that is that it was weird that he died choking on his own vomit, and he didn't have heroin in his system. 1.00

01:57:38.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:57:46.000 There's some weirdness to it, but then the other part of it is that the girlfriend, Hendrick's girlfriend, was... 1.00

01:57:52.000 Allegedly committed suicide by jumping off a roof, but the henchman says they threw her off a roof.

01:57:56.000 White chick? 1.00

01:57:57.000 Yeah, white chick. 1.00

01:57:58.000 That was the other thing that's disappointing about Hendrix. 0.78

01:58:01.000 You hear that Hendrix used to beat his girlfriend, but that might have been...

01:58:05.000 Smear campaign.

01:58:06.000 That's like Richard Pryor, too. 1.00

01:58:07.000 We talk about how he hit his wife and shit. 1.00

01:58:09.000 Well, Richard Pryor also did a lot of coke and fucked everyone. 1.00

01:58:13.000 Richard Pryor... 1.00

01:58:14.000 There's also rumors he sucked dick. 1.00

01:58:16.000 Not rumors. 1.00

01:58:17.000 No, his ex-wife confirmed it. 1.00

01:58:19.000 Like, he fucked Marlon Brando. 1.00

01:58:21.000 Who? 1.00

01:58:22.000 I don't believe it.

01:58:23.000 Richard Pryor?

01:58:23.000 I don't believe it.

01:58:24.000 No, shut the fuck up, you don't believe it. 1.00

01:58:26.000 Have you seen it, B? Back in the day, man. 1.00

01:58:27.000 Back in the day, apparently.

01:58:29.000 His wife came out with a whole thing on it. 1.00

01:58:30.000 In the 60s and 70s.

01:58:31.000 She was smearing him.

01:58:32.000 No, no, no.

01:58:33.000 She was saying, hey, it was okay back then.

01:58:33.000 No, no, no.

01:58:35.000 Marlon Brando? 1.00

01:58:36.000 Dude, Marlon Brando sucked the meanest dick in Hollywood. 1.00

01:58:39.000 He fucked everybody. 1.00

01:58:40.000 But the story is that back then. 1.00

01:58:41.000 Push your shit in. 1.00

01:58:42.000 I've never done coke, but when you do coke and you're in the 60s and 70s, apparently, those guys are just fucking whatever was in front of them. 1.00

01:58:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:58:48.000 They were gay, bro. 1.00

01:58:49.000 Mick Jagger and David Bowie did that shit. 1.00

01:58:51.000 Yeah, well, she was saying, Pryor's wife was saying, her exact quote, I think, was, you'll fuck a radiator if you get enough coke in front of you. 1.00

01:58:58.000 That's her trying to deal with that. 0.99

01:58:59.000 You guys want to do some coke?

01:59:01.000 What?

01:59:01.000 Jesus.

01:59:01.000 No.

01:59:03.000 Maybe...

01:59:04.000 No.

01:59:05.000 Maybe David Bowie, maybe Mick Jagger is real.

01:59:08.000 Maybe David Bowie?

01:59:09.000 Didn't they get their stomach pumped or something like that?

01:59:11.000 No, that was Rod Stewart.

01:59:13.000 But that was like that Richard Gere gerbil myth.

01:59:15.000 Dude, Keith Urban to jack off with his feet.

01:59:17.000 It might be real, but we talked about...

01:59:19.000 Do you think the Richard Gere gerbil thing was real?

01:59:20.000 But you know what the thing about the Richard Gere thing is?

01:59:22.000 No, no, no, but the Richard Gere gerbil thing apparently came right after he left Scientology.

01:59:28.000 That's the real...

01:59:29.000 He was in Scientology?

01:59:30.000 Yes.

01:59:31.000 They found some lettuce in his underwear as well.

01:59:31.000 Okay, that's a smear campaign.

01:59:33.000 But it's such a good smear campaign.

01:59:34.000 When I first met...

01:59:35.000 I just don't like lettuce.

01:59:37.000 When I first met Eddie, Eddie and I talked about this because he grew up in LA, I grew up in Boston.

01:59:41.000 We both heard the Richard Gere story at the same time.

01:59:44.000 Exactly!

01:59:44.000 With no internet!

01:59:45.000 His motherfuckers spread across the country. 1.00

01:59:47.000 They were good at it. 1.00

01:59:48.000 He just had a baby and he's 85,000 years old.

01:59:51.000 Dude, still doing it.

01:59:53.000 By the way, Jamie, bring up young Richard Gere.

01:59:56.000 Look at how sexy he is with his shirt off.

01:59:57.000 Hey, how about Officer and a Gentleman?

01:59:59.000 I got nowhere else to go!

02:00:01.000 I love that movie, dude.

02:00:02.000 I got nowhere else to go!

02:00:04.000 I love that movie, and I love that scene.

02:00:06.000 Dude, how good is Louis Gossett Jr.?

02:00:06.000 Oh, it was amazing.

02:00:08.000 Oh, what happened? 0.99

02:00:09.000 Goddamn, he was good. 0.99

02:00:10.000 He won an Oscar for that, or was nominated. 0.98

02:00:12.000 He was incredible. 0.99

02:00:13.000 If he didn't win, the world's fucking terrible. 0.98

02:00:15.000 He's a great actor. 0.99

02:00:16.000 Did you ever watch him in Unfaithful?

02:00:18.000 And you watch it with a chick, like, cheating on her? 0.90

02:00:20.000 It was so awkward.

02:00:25.000 You can't do that on stage.

02:00:26.000 Hey, man, what are you, drunk, bro?

02:00:28.000 No, that's an old movie.

02:00:30.000 That's a great movie.

02:00:30.000 That's an old movie.

02:00:31.000 That's like a 10-year-old movie.

02:00:33.000 It's a great movie.

02:00:34.000 Look at him.

02:00:35.000 Beautiful. 1.00

02:00:36.000 Dude, he was the shit when he was younger, man. 1.00

02:00:40.000 Yeah, but he didn't have any kids until his lows were fucking like 380 days right in New York Strip. 1.00

02:00:45.000 Right there. 0.97

02:00:46.000 Beautiful.

02:00:46.000 He steals your girl all day long.

02:00:48.000 He's all right.

02:00:49.000 What? 0.94

02:00:50.000 Listen, I beat that guy to death in front of his mom. 0.77

02:00:50.000 What? 0.77

02:00:52.000 Doesn't matter.

02:00:54.000 He's vulnerable, he cries, and your girl's like...

02:00:55.000 Dude, a young Clint Eastwood beats that.

02:00:57.000 Listen, I was a handsome boy when I was young.

02:00:57.000 Nah!

02:00:59.000 You were cute too, but gear... 0.99

02:01:00.000 How about that picture of you and I in the 90s going to fucking... 0.99

02:01:04.000 You had some swag. 0.99

02:01:04.000 I know. 0.99

02:01:06.000 You dressed like shit. 1.00

02:01:07.000 No, I was just ridiculous. 1.00

02:01:07.000 Yeah, I know. 1.00

02:01:09.000 No, your shit was cool, that biker jacket. 1.00

02:01:10.000 He tucked his sweaters in. 1.00

02:01:12.000 I never tucked my sweaters in.

02:01:12.000 We were both a disaster.

02:01:13.000 Well, we may as well.

02:01:14.000 That guy tucked his sweaters in.

02:01:16.000 He's a...

02:01:17.000 Here we go.

02:01:18.000 James, Vic.

02:01:19.000 Can we watch two fights tonight?

02:01:21.000 We're going to watch this.

02:01:21.000 Can we do that?

02:01:22.000 It's a good fight.

02:01:23.000 We're going to watch this.

02:01:23.000 We're definitely going to watch the main event.

02:01:25.000 Felder's such a competitor, man.

02:01:26.000 Well, they're all competitors, yeah.

02:01:28.000 Well, they're competing for a living, Brian.

02:01:29.000 Jesus Christ.

02:01:30.000 No, but he's just...

02:01:31.000 Look how big Vic is.

02:01:32.000 He's so long. 0.99

02:01:33.000 But you've got to think he cuts the shit out of weight. 0.99

02:01:36.000 He is a giant. 1.00

02:01:37.000 How much weight does he cut?

02:01:38.000 He's like Struve.

02:01:40.000 Is that Stefan Struve?

02:01:41.000 This is 55, right?

02:01:42.000 Dude, great reference.

02:01:43.000 This is not 55. Yes, it is.

02:01:45.000 This is 55. No fucking way. 1.00

02:01:47.000 Yes, it's 55. That guy was 85. Vic's 63. Vic's 63 and 55. Holy shit. 0.99

02:01:52.000 That's a big advantage. 0.99

02:01:55.000 But he also cuts so much weight when he gets hit. 0.98

02:01:59.000 Felder and I were in the fucking locker room last time we were working together and we were getting changed, getting ready for UFC. I go, dude, what the fuck do you weigh? 0.99

02:02:05.000 And he goes, 190. I go, bitch, you're 200 pounds. 1.00

02:02:09.000 And we're laughing about it. 1.00

02:02:10.000 They always lie about their weight, man.

02:02:12.000 Yeah, and he goes, what about you? 1.00

02:02:13.000 And I go, bitch, I'm on TRT. I'm 50 years old. 0.99

02:02:16.000 I'm on TRT. I'm on all the juice.

02:02:38.000 Look at this.

02:02:42.000 Ooh, Felder just connected with the left.

02:02:44.000 Struve still fighting?

02:02:45.000 Well, sort of.

02:02:47.000 He might be.

02:02:48.000 Remember he had that heart issue, then he lost his last fight.

02:02:50.000 No, but he's still fighting, though.

02:02:52.000 I don't think he's officially retired.

02:02:53.000 He's not in the top 15. I think he might have retired.

02:02:57.000 I don't know why he doesn't use his jab more.

02:02:59.000 Yeah.

02:02:59.000 Struve?

02:03:00.000 Oh, good.

02:03:00.000 He's seven foot tall.

02:03:02.000 And the nicest guy on the planet.

02:03:04.000 His heart's the size of an elephant.

02:03:06.000 I always feel so awkward.

02:03:07.000 When I interview him, I feel so awkward.

02:03:07.000 It's a problem.

02:03:09.000 I'm like, well, Dad, what zoo are we going to?

02:03:13.000 Or, or, whatever.

02:03:15.000 Dude, I went and got coffee with him. 1.00

02:03:16.000 Like, get your dick out of my face. 1.00

02:03:18.000 He's just so tall. 1.00

02:03:19.000 That's you.

02:03:21.000 That's me, dude.

02:03:22.000 Do you remember when we, I met him, we were all hanging out because you guys had the same manager.

02:03:26.000 And we were hanging out and he's sitting down and he's as tall as I am standing and I, and I said to Brendan, I go, I go, dude, what would you do if you had to fight him?

02:03:26.000 Lex, yeah.

02:03:33.000 And Brendan was still fighting and you know him. 0.95

02:03:36.000 Dude, don't do that to him because Brendan goes, oh, I'd knock him the fuck out. 0.98

02:03:39.000 That's what I do. 0.98

02:03:40.000 You took it, you took it, We were supposed to fight like twice.

02:03:45.000 Look at this fight right here.

02:03:46.000 Let's watch this fight.

02:03:47.000 Yeah, let's watch two fights tonight.

02:03:49.000 Paul Felder.

02:03:50.000 Double jab! 1.00

02:03:51.000 Double jab! 1.00

02:03:53.000 I don't know.

02:03:53.000 What?

02:03:56.000 Brian, do you ever think about doing actual commentary?

02:03:59.000 Because I know you played me in a movie.

02:04:01.000 But would you be willing to do actual commentary?

02:04:04.000 Wait a minute.

02:04:05.000 You played Joe Rogan in a movie?

02:04:07.000 I had an offer.

02:04:08.000 I had an offer and I said I don't know enough about fighting to actually do it.

02:04:12.000 I think M1 should pick you up or Ryzen, B. You'd be sick.

02:04:15.000 I won't do it.

02:04:15.000 Who's doing 1FC for English?

02:04:16.000 Remember they had Dennis Miller do NFL commentary?

02:04:19.000 You didn't know that was the issue.

02:04:21.000 Hold on.

02:04:21.000 That was the issue when I started working for the UFC. I was concerned.

02:04:25.000 I was legitimately concerned because this was before UFC 37 and a half when I started working for the UFC. Dennis Miller was doing Monday Night Football and I was like, I don't want to fuck this up.

02:04:33.000 So I decided, I made a conscious effort.

02:04:35.000 I'm not even going to remotely try to be funny.

02:04:38.000 No.

02:04:39.000 You're funny, naturally.

02:04:40.000 You shouldn't have to write stuff.

02:04:41.000 Well, first of all, it meant a lot to me.

02:04:43.000 Martial arts means a lot to me.

02:04:44.000 Dan Smiller never played football.

02:04:44.000 Well, you're a martial artist.

02:04:46.000 So he couldn't relate to it.

02:04:46.000 Exactly.

02:04:47.000 Maybe he played a junior All-American.

02:04:50.000 Doesn't count.

02:04:50.000 This is just like when George Washington was coming across to Delaware.

02:04:54.000 Dude, it was awful.

02:04:56.000 He was horrible. 0.97

02:04:58.000 He was terrible. 0.96

02:05:00.000 I feel bad for him, because he wasn't set up for success in that.

02:05:03.000 That's not a good platform.

02:05:04.000 Well, he was trying to throw those jokes around.

02:05:06.000 Like, he had them written out.

02:05:07.000 Like, he was going to, like, spite.

02:05:08.000 I think they probably brought him in to do that, though.

02:05:11.000 And think about it. 1.00

02:05:12.000 For his jokes, they had to okay all of his shit. 1.00

02:05:14.000 So thinking about pre-write that, it was a nightmare. 1.00

02:05:16.000 You really think so?

02:05:17.000 100%.

02:05:17.000 That is one of the craziest things about the UFC is that they don't tell me what to do.

02:05:22.000 You've never said anything outrageous, though.

02:05:24.000 I've said a lot of it. 0.99

02:05:25.000 On here you've said some shit. 1.00

02:05:26.000 Really ridiculous things. 1.00

02:05:27.000 Yeah, but you're also the best at what you do. 0.99

02:05:28.000 But the fact that they have this billion dollar, multi-billion dollar organization that let me talk is fucking insane. 0.77

02:05:34.000 They don't even drug test me. 0.96

02:05:36.000 You're the best at it.

02:05:37.000 They never fought MMA. Doesn't make any sense.

02:05:40.000 Joe Buck never played baseball and he's one of the best in...

02:05:44.000 Howard Cosell was a boxer.

02:05:46.000 Does he play by player or color?

02:05:48.000 Different.

02:05:49.000 Play-by-play guy doesn't have to be a professional ball player or ex-ball player.

02:05:53.000 The color guy generally has to be... 1.00

02:05:56.000 What I'm saying is Joe's so goddamn good, they said, fuck it. 1.00

02:06:00.000 We don't care about that shit. 1.00

02:06:01.000 Well, the thing is, I wasn't good when I first started. 1.00

02:06:04.000 You look great right from day one.

02:06:08.000 Oh! 0.60

02:06:09.000 Felder just tagged him!

02:06:10.000 It's over.

02:06:12.000 Oh, he tagged him! 0.96

02:06:13.000 Felder is a beast.

02:06:16.000 Well, Vic's trying to hold on. 1.00

02:06:17.000 He's so nasty!

02:06:19.000 Guys, I feel sick for so much cheese. 0.79

02:06:21.000 I know, I ate too much cheese.

02:06:23.000 I have my cholesterol just shot up to 3,000.

02:06:25.000 I don't think it works like that.

02:06:26.000 Nope.

02:06:27.000 It doesn't?

02:06:27.000 No.

02:06:27.000 No?

02:06:28.000 It doesn't have any effect on blood lipids.

02:06:29.000 Your psoriasis is going to break free.

02:06:30.000 Yeah.

02:06:31.000 Dietary cholesterol has almost zero effect on blood lipids.

02:06:31.000 Yeah.

02:06:34.000 Mostly it's genetic.

02:06:36.000 There's a lot of different various issues. 0.61

02:06:37.000 But people that have certain genes really shouldn't fuck with a lot of high cholesterol foods.

02:06:41.000 But for the most part, dietary cholesterol has been scientifically proven to have almost zero effect on blood lipids. 0.55

02:06:48.000 I think I might have naturally high cholesterol, so I have to Well, some people do.

02:06:51.000 Well, the thing is about, what is it, LDL or HDL? And if they're balanced out together, the real thing is like checking for artery plaque.

02:06:51.000 So I shouldn't eat cheese?

02:07:01.000 Yeah, like checking to see if you're okay.

02:07:03.000 Can you do that with a sonic? 1.00

02:07:04.000 No, you need to go to a real doctor, motherfucker. 1.00

02:07:06.000 No, no, no, I'm saying can you do that with a... 1.00

02:07:08.000 I can't do it for you.

02:07:08.000 Can I do it?

02:07:10.000 Can you check my arterial branch?

02:07:12.000 I can check your aura.

02:07:13.000 Check my aura.

02:07:14.000 What's the last time you saw a doctor, B, for your psoriasis? 0.99

02:07:17.000 What's the last time you had a finger in your butt? 0.99

02:07:19.000 About two years ago. 0.99

02:07:20.000 Dude, I had a doctor go three fingers deep. 0.96

02:07:22.000 Fingers are the size of Bratwurst. 0.99

02:07:23.000 Damn, should I do that? 0.99

02:07:25.000 Did he growl? 1.00

02:07:25.000 I've never done that. 1.00

02:07:26.000 Did he growl when he got all three in it?

02:07:28.000 Do you get a colonoscopy?

02:07:30.000 When he gets all three of them.

02:07:31.000 I'm 50. When you're 50, you gotta get a colonoscopy.

02:07:33.000 When the doctor gets all three and he goes...

02:07:35.000 You get a colonoscopy?

02:07:37.000 Did you get a colonoscopy?

02:07:37.000 Yeah.

02:07:37.000 Me too.

02:07:38.000 I was good.

02:07:38.000 Yeah.

02:07:39.000 Did you get that? 0.99

02:07:40.000 My butthole looks amazing. 0.99

02:07:41.000 No, they'll put you out. 1.00

02:07:41.000 They'll put you out. 1.00

02:07:42.000 Look at this.

02:07:42.000 Bam!

02:07:46.000 I'm so happy.

02:07:47.000 Can you request a female? 0.96

02:07:48.000 I gotta say that I'm so happy that the UFC is on ESPN. I think it's so good for the sport.

02:07:52.000 It's so much better than Fox.

02:07:54.000 Yeah, it's so good because so many people that are just sports fans just watch the ESPN all day long.

02:08:00.000 It's huge.

02:08:01.000 How many bars have ESPN on all the time?

02:08:03.000 Just on a loop.

02:08:04.000 I'd leave ESPN on.

02:08:04.000 On a loop.

02:08:05.000 If I'm just at home, that's my default ESPN. Yeah, and I don't give a fuck about sports, but I understand it. 0.94

02:08:11.000 Oh no, it's such a big move for the FC. It's huge. 0.97

02:08:14.000 Perfect home for them.

02:08:15.000 Perfect home.

02:08:16.000 I agree.

02:08:17.000 I'm so happy.

02:08:18.000 When I heard it was happening, and then the streaming service, because I spend so much time...

02:08:23.000 Oh, look at this.

02:08:24.000 James Vick with the clinch.

02:08:25.000 He's fine, he's fine, he's fine.

02:08:26.000 I spend so much time doing online stuff, I was really happy about that.

02:08:32.000 I was like, good, streaming is where the future lies.

02:08:34.000 What is Felder's rank?

02:08:35.000 He's not ranked.

02:08:36.000 He's probably top 25. They don't really rank you until you're top 15, though.

02:08:41.000 He's not even in the top 15?

02:08:42.000 Well, that was why he didn't get that Khabib fight, and Al Iaquinta did.

02:08:47.000 But in retrospect, that was actually really huge. 0.97

02:08:51.000 Because Al fought a great fight, went five full rounds with Khabib, which Conor couldn't do, and then beat Kevin Lee's ass in his next fight. 0.85

02:08:59.000 And now he's ranked number four in the world. 0.94

02:09:00.000 And should be.

02:09:01.000 And should be. 1.00

02:09:02.000 Al Iaquinta, when he's focused, is a fucking gangster. 1.00

02:09:05.000 He's a beast. 1.00

02:09:07.000 I don't know what it is.

02:09:08.000 Yeah, he's D1. He wrestled at Juco.

02:09:10.000 I was talking to Dustin and Tiago.

02:09:12.000 Somebody asked him and Mike Brown.

02:09:14.000 I think Jimmy said, what's the one discipline that you think is the best thing to have before anything?

02:09:18.000 They said wrestling, right?

02:09:19.000 Everybody says that.

02:09:20.000 You really need to ask that?

02:09:21.000 I don't know.

02:09:22.000 I would have thought about boxing.

02:09:23.000 What?

02:09:23.000 No, you know.

02:09:24.000 You've been around too long.

02:09:26.000 Wrestling.

02:09:26.000 I know.

02:09:27.000 That's why you shouldn't do commentary except in the movie Warrior.

02:09:29.000 No, I like to just say wrestling.

02:09:31.000 No, I like to just say wrestling.

02:09:32.000 I like getting a conversation going...

02:09:36.000 Wrestling's everything, man.

02:09:37.000 It's the ability to dictate where the fight takes place.

02:09:39.000 I wrestled in high school, dude.

02:09:40.000 Dude, look at all the champions. 0.97

02:09:40.000 That's why I fucking lied your P's and Q's around me. 0.97

02:09:42.000 Look at all the champions. 0.99

02:09:43.000 Hand me that knife, dude.

02:09:44.000 Look at Brian Callen.

02:09:45.000 I remember when I brought Brian to Carlson Gracie School back when Carlson was still alive, and Carlson had a school in Hollywood off Hawthorne, right when Vitor was making his UFC debut and Brian and I became friends, and he was wrestling with Sergio Cohen, and Sergio got mad at him and headbutted him.

02:09:59.000 Remember that?

02:10:00.000 Because I was taking a lot of those guys down.

02:10:03.000 Because back then they didn't know how to take that.

02:10:03.000 Yeah.

02:10:05.000 So I was doing shit that never works. 0.70

02:10:06.000 I remember watching. 0.99

02:10:07.000 I was rolling and I was a white belt.

02:10:09.000 He broke my nose, too.

02:10:10.000 I was looking over at Brian and Brian was going hard with Sergio Cohen.

02:10:12.000 You're going too hard in the thing?

02:10:13.000 And Sergio just went like this.

02:10:15.000 Yeah, he took it on top of him and just donked him.

02:10:18.000 Because we were going takedowns and I had my elbow in it and he just pulled it out and went boom on my head.

02:10:22.000 And knocked you out?

02:10:23.000 He broke my nose.

02:10:24.000 His nose is bleeding.

02:10:25.000 What did you say?

02:10:26.000 I had to get my septum fixed.

02:10:27.000 I didn't care.

02:10:27.000 I was young.

02:10:28.000 He just kept going.

02:10:29.000 He goes, I think that guy broke my nose. 1.00

02:10:30.000 I saw that shit. 1.00

02:10:31.000 For two years I was doing this. 1.00

02:10:32.000 We were like little kids.

02:10:33.000 We're like, I can't believe we're here.

02:10:35.000 We're a little Bustamante, Carlos Barreto was there.

02:10:39.000 Vitor Balfour?

02:10:40.000 Yeah, Mario Sperry.

02:10:41.000 Did you wrestle with Vitor?

02:10:42.000 I tapped him a couple times.

02:10:43.000 No, he did not.

02:10:44.000 Mario Sperry was teaching the class.

02:10:46.000 Mario Sperry was hilarious.

02:10:48.000 One of the things Mario Sperry said, he goes, I got so good at my triangle because I get my girl and my guard, and I get her in my guard, and I just tease, and tease, and tease, and tease, and she says, no, I don't want to do it no more. 1.00

02:10:59.000 I said, fuck you, you stay there. 0.99

02:11:02.000 Did I ever tell you that story about... 1.00

02:11:04.000 He's practicing on his girlfriend.

02:11:07.000 Hey! 0.99

02:11:08.000 Hey! 0.99

02:11:09.000 Hey! 0.99

02:11:10.000 I taught an old girlfriend of mine a triangle, so she gets really into it.

02:11:16.000 She's like, oh my gosh, she's a stripper. 1.00

02:11:17.000 Back when I worked as a DJ at a stripper at a strip club.

02:11:20.000 So I showed her a triangle, and she...

02:11:22.000 Because I wanted her to do it on her next boyfriend, and then... 0.98

02:11:26.000 Have him ask her where the hell you learned that from? 1.00

02:11:28.000 So then it's like I pissed on her, you know what I mean?

02:11:31.000 So she was obsessed with triangles.

02:11:34.000 She's obsessed with triangles, so I'm trying to watch Howard Stern, right?

02:11:39.000 And she's trying to put me in a triangle, and I keep telling her, stop.

02:11:42.000 I'm like really into this Howard Stern episode.

02:11:44.000 She's trying to put me in a triangle. 1.00

02:11:45.000 You fucking stop. 1.00

02:11:46.000 She's laughing. 1.00

02:11:47.000 She's putting me in a triangle.

02:11:48.000 And I said, you gotta stop. 1.00

02:11:49.000 You gotta fucking stop. 0.99

02:11:50.000 And I got really pissed. 1.00

02:11:52.000 I go, you're gonna fucking start crying right now. 1.00

02:11:53.000 Stop! 1.00

02:11:54.000 I'm watching this fucking act. 1.00

02:11:55.000 Stop! 1.00

02:11:56.000 And she wouldn't.

02:11:56.000 She's laughing.

02:11:57.000 So she put me in a triangle and I fucking rampaged Ricardo Arona on the bed though. 0.99

02:12:03.000 I wasn't trying to hurt her. 0.98

02:12:04.000 So I picked her up and I told her, you're going to start crying. 0.78

02:12:06.000 She has me in a triangle.

02:12:07.000 I picked her up and slammed her on the bed. 1.00

02:12:11.000 It was a soft bed. 0.99

02:12:12.000 When I slammed her on the bed, she lets go, bounces off the bed and goes flying and lands on the ground and lands on her wrist and she starts fucking crying. 1.00

02:12:22.000 You broke my wrist! 1.00

02:12:23.000 You broke my wrist!

02:12:24.000 So she runs to the bathroom, and I walk into the bathroom, and she's got the hot water running over her wrist, and she's crying.

02:12:31.000 She's not used to it.

02:12:32.000 I said, get dressed.

02:12:33.000 We're going to the emergency room.

02:12:34.000 She goes, what?

02:12:35.000 I go, get dressed.

02:12:36.000 We're going to the emergency room.

02:12:37.000 She goes, I think I'm fine.

02:12:39.000 I go, let's go.

02:12:40.000 Let's go to the emergency room. 0.99

02:12:40.000 Let's go. 0.99

02:12:41.000 Your shit's broken. 1.00

02:12:42.000 I just wanted to get her to stop crying, and she stopped, and that was it. 1.00

02:12:46.000 What round is this?

02:12:48.000 Second.

02:12:49.000 Oh, end of the second.

02:12:51.000 Paul Felder lifts his hands up, feels like he won that round.

02:12:54.000 I have no idea what happened.

02:12:55.000 That wasn't a good story?

02:12:56.000 It was a great story.

02:12:57.000 You're going to jail.

02:12:58.000 Come on, man. 1.00

02:12:59.000 You can make a cartoon out of that shit. 1.00

02:13:01.000 That'll happen when you start roughhousing and all of a sudden you're hurt. 1.00

02:13:05.000 Yeah, no, never slam the girl. 1.00

02:13:06.000 Yeah, never show your girlfriend how to do a triangle. 0.98

02:13:10.000 Because then she's going to get obsessed with it.

02:13:11.000 She'll get obsessed with it. 1.00

02:13:12.000 You're trying to watch fucking Netflix. 1.00

02:13:13.000 You're saying it as Liam Neeson now, but you're fine. 0.99

02:13:15.000 You ever go take a swing at you?

02:13:17.000 Uh, yeah.

02:13:18.000 I had a girl take a swing at me halfway into the punch. 1.00

02:13:21.000 I was like, I can't believe this is happening.

02:13:23.000 I know. 0.99

02:13:23.000 I saw her fucking haul off. 0.99

02:13:26.000 I go, she's not going to follow through with this. 1.00

02:13:28.000 I was like, oh my god.

02:13:31.000 What are you doing?

02:13:32.000 I'm not going to need this and I grabbed her. 0.99

02:13:34.000 I'm like, what are you doing?

02:13:35.000 Don't hit me.

02:13:36.000 You should have to grab her. 0.99

02:13:37.000 Her mom and dad. 0.99

02:13:38.000 Used to beat the shit out of each other. 1.00

02:13:41.000 I dated enough crazy girls too. 1.00

02:13:44.000 When I held on to her afterwards and she admitted it to me, it was really sad.

02:13:50.000 You tell me when.

02:13:51.000 It was really sad. 1.00

02:13:53.000 Oh shit, Vic was landing some shots. 0.99

02:13:55.000 Nice leg kick there by Felder. 1.00

02:13:57.000 Nice low kick. 0.94

02:13:58.000 I can't wait for this main event, man.

02:14:01.000 Francis, Kane, who are you going with?

02:14:04.000 We're talking about domestic violence.

02:14:05.000 Enjoy the moment, dude.

02:14:07.000 We should enjoy this fight.

02:14:08.000 Yeah, live in the moment, brother.

02:14:09.000 I have been beaten by... 1.00

02:14:11.000 That's a weird thing, man, when someone expresses some shit that they saw from their mom and their dad. 0.99

02:14:15.000 I had a real... 0.98

02:14:16.000 I was really lucky that my stepmom and my dad...

02:14:20.000 Your stepmom?

02:14:21.000 My stepdad and my mom, rather, had a really good relationship, and my mom and my dad had a bad relationship.

02:14:26.000 So you saw both?

02:14:27.000 Yeah.

02:14:27.000 So I got to see both.

02:14:28.000 I get to see what people, when they love each other, and just real friendly.

02:14:31.000 I just had a bad, bad relationship.

02:14:34.000 Stepdad and real dad.

02:14:35.000 It was all bad. 1.00

02:14:36.000 Your dad and your stepdad were shitheads? 1.00

02:14:38.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:14:39.000 Oh, they were? 1.00

02:14:40.000 Did they hit you, Eddie?

02:14:40.000 Yeah.

02:14:42.000 My stepdad was fucking evil. 1.00

02:14:44.000 Oh, nice spinning back kick to the body there. 1.00

02:14:45.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:14:46.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:14:46.000 Stepdad was? 1.00

02:14:48.000 Paul Felder.

02:14:49.000 Looking good.

02:14:50.000 But I'm glad he was because it made me the man I am today. 0.99

02:14:54.000 My parents left the shit out of me. 0.99

02:14:57.000 Oh! 0.99

02:14:57.000 How old do you remember your dad, Joe? 0.99

02:14:59.000 Your biological dad.

02:15:00.000 I haven't talked to him since I was seven.

02:15:02.000 But do you remember him at all?

02:15:03.000 Does he hit you up now for money and Teslas?

02:15:03.000 Nope.

02:15:07.000 Put me on the podcast.

02:15:08.000 He mentioned he wanted to be on your podcast.

02:15:10.000 He's like emailing you.

02:15:11.000 Get me on your podcast.

02:15:12.000 I got some great stories.

02:15:13.000 Come on, bro.

02:15:14.000 We'll talk about how I left your mom.

02:15:16.000 Talk about how your mom couldn't take a shot. 1.00

02:15:19.000 Dude.

02:15:20.000 Too much.

02:15:20.000 Can you imagine if he bugged you?

02:15:22.000 Because you know that's the worst shit ever. 0.99

02:15:24.000 It's like when dudes bug you to be on your podcast and if it's your real dad. 1.00

02:15:28.000 He just hurt him.

02:15:29.000 What if your real dad contacted me to get a hold of you?

02:15:29.000 He just hurt him.

02:15:33.000 One of those things.

02:15:34.000 How many people contact you to get on the podcast?

02:15:37.000 Dude, I got people that contact friends that I know that contact me to contact you.

02:15:42.000 It's a nightmare.

02:15:42.000 And I always tell them, I go, it's never going to work.

02:15:44.000 You get it, too?

02:15:44.000 All the time.

02:15:45.000 It's never going to work.

02:15:46.000 I get that all day long.

02:15:47.000 I need to quit this thing.

02:15:48.000 I was getting coffee today.

02:15:49.000 The guy goes, doing fight campaign tonight, right?

02:15:51.000 I went, yep.

02:15:52.000 I'm with my son.

02:15:53.000 I'm like, sure am, man.

02:15:53.000 He's like, cool.

02:15:54.000 Tell Joe, Gary from...

02:15:56.000 I'm like, all right.

02:15:56.000 I love him now.

02:15:57.000 Hi, Gary.

02:15:58.000 Yeah.

02:15:59.000 I'm moving to Montana.

02:15:59.000 Oh, he's crushing those lights.

02:16:01.000 When I have enough money, I'm going to move to Montana and get off the internet.

02:16:03.000 Coeur d'Alene, bro.

02:16:04.000 We're all going to go to Coeur d'Alene.

02:16:05.000 No, I like Montana.

02:16:06.000 No, Coeur d'Alene!

02:16:08.000 That's where Andy lives.

02:16:09.000 Okay, why do you like Coeur d'Alene?

02:16:10.000 It's like Pleasantville, dude.

02:16:12.000 What does that mean? 1.00

02:16:12.000 It's fucking dumb. 1.00

02:16:13.000 It's Pleasantville. 1.00

02:16:14.000 Everything's perfect.

02:16:15.000 It's beautiful.

02:16:16.000 It really is gorgeous.

02:16:17.000 I'm telling you, man.

02:16:18.000 Eddie, if you go online, Jamie Vernon, pull up pictures of Coeur d'Alene, Iowa.

02:16:22.000 You're going to Spokane.

02:16:22.000 It's like 30 minutes from there.

02:16:24.000 So just drive there.

02:16:25.000 It's the opposite of Iowa.

02:16:26.000 In Spokane, I drive Uber.

02:16:26.000 That's what I did every day.

02:16:28.000 I've been to Spokane like...

02:16:29.000 Are you really looking four times?

02:16:30.000 Oh! 0.60

02:16:30.000 Felder just nailed another leg kick. 0.60

02:16:32.000 Vic's legs are hurt, man.

02:16:34.000 Oh! 0.60

02:16:35.000 Felder!

02:16:35.000 Felder's got him hurt.

02:16:37.000 He's lipping.

02:16:38.000 Firing the kid Coeur d'Alene.

02:16:40.000 And he just switched.

02:16:40.000 And Felder knows, man.

02:16:41.000 Felder knows.

02:16:42.000 He just switched. 0.98

02:16:43.000 Guys, I'm going to shit my pants. 0.98

02:16:45.000 I ate so much cheese. 0.82

02:16:45.000 Why? 0.82

02:16:47.000 No, don't. 1.00

02:16:47.000 Just go take a shit, bro. 1.00

02:16:48.000 It shits water up your butt. 1.00

02:16:48.000 We have a toilet. 1.00

02:16:49.000 It feels wonderful.

02:16:50.000 Oh, that thing confused me, man.

02:16:52.000 Oh, it's wonderful.

02:16:52.000 Do you shoot the water before?

02:16:54.000 You can do both.

02:16:56.000 Whatever you want. 1.00

02:16:57.000 If you shoot it up there before, it'll make you shit harder. 1.00

02:16:59.000 It like shoots out. 0.99

02:17:01.000 It's a primer.

02:17:01.000 The problem with that though...

02:17:02.000 Hey, you know the problem with that is when you take one of those shits where you got just shit all over your ass and then you spray something on it. 1.00

02:17:10.000 It gets messy. 1.00

02:17:10.000 The shit goes everywhere. 1.00

02:17:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:17:12.000 So why would you want to do that? 1.00

02:17:13.000 Here's Coeur d'Alene. 1.00

02:17:14.000 That's Coeur d'Alene, you fucks. 1.00

02:17:15.000 That's beautiful. 1.00

02:17:15.000 Come on, bro. 1.00

02:17:16.000 Wow. 1.00

02:17:17.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:17:18.000 I've never seen anything like it. 1.00

02:17:18.000 What's so big about a lake? 1.00

02:17:19.000 No, it's gorgeous.

02:17:20.000 That looks like Big Bear Lake right there.

02:17:21.000 I'm telling you it's gorgeous, dude.

02:17:22.000 That looks like Big Bear Lake.

02:17:23.000 Great restaurants. 0.99

02:17:24.000 There's less white trash up there. 1.00

02:17:26.000 The people are going to hate me for it. 1.00

02:17:28.000 They hate when I bring it up. 1.00

02:17:30.000 It's a fucking secret! 1.00

02:17:32.000 It's a secret. 1.00

02:17:33.000 They don't want it to be like Nashville.

02:17:34.000 Kanye West has a house there.

02:17:36.000 How's it a secret if Kanye West has a house there?

02:17:38.000 What is it, a ski town or what?

02:17:39.000 When is he going to be on your podcast?

02:17:41.000 I don't know, man.

02:17:41.000 What's happening?

02:17:42.000 We'll talk.

02:17:43.000 No, it'll probably happen.

02:17:43.000 It's not happening?

02:17:45.000 It's just, Kanye is, you know, he's a complicated artist.

02:17:50.000 And I'm sure there's a bunch of other issues.

02:17:52.000 First of all, he wants to get to know me.

02:17:54.000 We've got to get to hang out together.

02:17:56.000 Oh! 0.60

02:17:57.000 Jesus, Felder! 1.00

02:17:58.000 Felder will time that shit! 1.00

02:17:59.000 We'll do it. 1.00

02:18:00.000 Dude, you and Kanye on the podcast would fucking melt. 0.98

02:18:04.000 Dude, bring him to Crossroads. 0.98

02:18:05.000 He's a really nice guy, man.

02:18:06.000 When I talk to him on the phone, he's a very, very nice guy.

02:18:09.000 You already talked to him?

02:18:10.000 Yeah, I talked to him on the phone.

02:18:11.000 Look at that.

02:18:12.000 He's a nice guy.

02:18:14.000 We'll do it.

02:18:15.000 But I'm not in a rush, you know?

02:18:18.000 Hey, I told you guys, I really like doing these as much as I like doing anything.

02:18:22.000 Like, when someone says, like, what's your favorite guest?

02:18:25.000 Or is there one guest you've never had on?

02:18:27.000 It doesn't exist.

02:18:28.000 Right.

02:18:29.000 They don't exist.

02:18:30.000 I like doing podcasts.

02:18:30.000 There's no one.

02:18:33.000 I like doing podcasts with everyone.

02:18:34.000 Watching fights, dude?

02:18:36.000 Come on.

02:18:36.000 What's better than that?

02:18:37.000 That guy who's working on longevity drugs, that was fascinating.

02:18:41.000 Yeah.

02:18:41.000 Jesus Christ.

02:18:41.000 Yeah.

02:18:42.000 David Sinclair.

02:18:43.000 Where do I get resveratrol?

02:18:44.000 I need some of that.

02:18:45.000 Resveratrol.

02:18:46.000 You can buy it online.

02:18:47.000 Really?

02:18:47.000 You should learn how to spell it first.

02:18:50.000 You drink it all day.

02:18:51.000 It's in wine.

02:18:52.000 Well, very low doses.

02:18:52.000 I know.

02:18:54.000 You really want to get industrial grade. 1.00

02:18:57.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:18:58.000 Felder's spinning like a motherfucker. 1.00

02:18:59.000 Ooh, leg kicked by Vic. 1.00

02:19:00.000 Oh, Vic with the jumping knee.

02:19:02.000 That's it.

02:19:02.000 That's a wrap.

02:19:04.000 I can't wait for Cain and Francis.

02:19:05.000 I can't believe that guy's 55, man. 0.99

02:19:07.000 Cain, that's ridiculous. 0.91

02:19:08.000 Anyways, Vic is so tall. 0.88

02:19:10.000 Who you got?

02:19:11.000 B? Cain or Francis?

02:19:12.000 Cain, of course.

02:19:13.000 Eddie?

02:19:15.000 Jesus Christ.

02:19:19.000 This is a great fight.

02:19:20.000 I should be going for Kane because he's Mexican. 1.00

02:19:23.000 Take that out of it. 0.99

02:19:24.000 But when it comes to the UFC, I don't give a fuck about Mexicans. 1.00

02:19:29.000 Only in boxing. 0.99

02:19:30.000 Only in boxing.

02:19:31.000 But I'm going with Kane.

02:19:35.000 Francis scared me.

02:19:36.000 He wouldn't throw any punches against Derrick Lewis.

02:19:39.000 That scared me. 0.97

02:19:40.000 But his last fight though, he fucking starched Curtis Blades. 0.99

02:19:43.000 Here's my big black guy who's a fucking national champion juco wrestler. 0.99

02:19:43.000 Yeah, he did. 0.99

02:19:51.000 Knocked him out?

02:19:52.000 Yes.

02:19:52.000 Knocked him out.

02:19:53.000 Starched him.

02:19:54.000 Okay, so he's back.

02:19:55.000 And that's the second fight they've had, yeah.

02:19:56.000 Okay, so he's back.

02:19:57.000 Was he throwing a large amount of punches?

02:19:59.000 No, he was in the first 30 seconds.

02:20:02.000 Is this next?

02:20:05.000 Here's my take on it. 0.99

02:20:06.000 Francis is a fucking specimen and his story literally is like right out of corner in the Barbarian. 0.99

02:20:12.000 Or Lionheart. 1.00

02:20:14.000 No, he worked in a fucking sand mill, digging sand, making sandbags all day. 1.00

02:20:20.000 That's how his body got strong. 1.00

02:20:23.000 I mean, he lived in this incredibly poor country in Africa.

02:20:26.000 He's from Cameroon?

02:20:27.000 Yeah, and he went and moved to France.

02:20:30.000 He was homeless.

02:20:31.000 He learned how to fight, and he wanted to be a boxer, and they said, you should do MMA. Four years later, the guy is at the pinnacle of MMA, fighting in the UFC against world-class competition and fucking people up. 0.84

02:20:44.000 Do you understand that when he knocked out Alistair Overeem with that vicious shovel hook, it's like...

02:20:50.000 Uppercut I've ever seen.

02:20:51.000 It's insane that he beat a guy who's not just a world-class fighter, but a K-1 Grand Prix champion.

02:20:58.000 And has been fighting for 20 years.

02:20:59.000 Has he fought any Mexicans?

02:21:01.000 He's older, though.

02:21:02.000 I don't know.

02:21:03.000 That's a different story.

02:21:04.000 We got heart.

02:21:05.000 Well, it's an Alistair without the secret sauce.

02:21:07.000 He didn't get that...

02:21:08.000 Where'd Jamie go?

02:21:10.000 I hope Felder...

02:21:10.000 I've never seen Jamie Lee ever.

02:21:12.000 Oh, Felder won this fight.

02:21:13.000 Felder won this fight.

02:21:14.000 Felder won this fight.

02:21:16.000 Vic's shaking his head.

02:21:18.000 Felder!

02:21:19.000 Paul Felder!

02:21:20.000 I'm going to text him right now because I'm friends with him.

02:21:21.000 Do you want me to turn it up?

02:21:22.000 No, no, no.

02:21:23.000 It's okay.

02:21:24.000 He gave it his all.

02:21:25.000 He's emotional.

02:21:26.000 He used to get all fanboyish when you text certain people.

02:21:29.000 Yeah, still.

02:21:30.000 I'm texting this guy, this rapper that I'm a huge fan of.

02:21:34.000 Who?

02:21:34.000 Shakewell?

02:21:36.000 Oh, man.

02:21:36.000 Is he a conspiracy rapper?

02:21:37.000 No, dude.

02:21:38.000 There's a video called Leg Lock on YouTube.

02:21:41.000 Shakewell.

02:21:43.000 It's like a Tim and Eric awesome show, great job type video. 0.99

02:21:46.000 It's fucking brilliant. 1.00

02:21:49.000 Watch that shit. 1.00

02:21:51.000 And we're texting now, and I'm like, we're going to make a song together. 1.00

02:21:54.000 I'm like all giddy and fanboyish.

02:21:56.000 You're doing a lot of music, yeah, Eddie?

02:21:57.000 It's the same like I've always done.

02:21:59.000 I've never stopped.

02:22:00.000 I thought you never stopped.

02:22:01.000 I've always made music.

02:22:02.000 Always.

02:22:03.000 Oh, no, you stopped doing the podcast for a second.

02:22:03.000 It's always been...

02:22:05.000 Stop doing podcasts, period.

02:22:07.000 You're not doing it all anymore.

02:22:08.000 You just do tinfoil with Sam?

02:22:10.000 Once I started repeating myself all the time, I'm like, you know what?

02:22:13.000 That's so annoying to people.

02:22:15.000 What's that song called Tripoli?

02:22:17.000 Tinfoil hat podcast?

02:22:19.000 No, when was the last name Saul Tripoli?

02:22:21.000 I haven't heard from him forever.

02:22:21.000 A couple days ago.

02:22:22.000 Yeah, I see him at the store.

02:22:22.000 He's good?

02:22:22.000 Really?

02:22:23.000 I see him every week.

02:22:24.000 You know what?

02:22:25.000 On this podcast, I do my best.

02:22:27.000 Sam's the reason why... 0.89

02:22:29.000 Sam's also a great comic. 0.99

02:22:30.000 Sam Tripoli, he's fucking killing it now. 0.99

02:22:33.000 He's killing it. 1.00

02:22:34.000 He's literally one of the reasons why he started doing it. 1.00

02:22:36.000 Every time we go on the road, sometimes I have shitty ass nights. 0.99

02:22:40.000 I thank God that Sam Tripoli goes after me and saves the goddamn show. 1.00

02:22:46.000 Sam's a pro. 0.99

02:22:47.000 I spent two weeks in Afghanistan with that guy.

02:22:49.000 That guy would get up and he would open for us because he was the only one who could.

02:22:53.000 Soldiers sitting there would be in the middle of nowhere. 0.98

02:22:55.000 He would get up with a shitty mic and destroy. 0.99

02:22:58.000 He would destroy. 0.99

02:22:59.000 He's got 10, 15 years under his belt. 1.00

02:23:02.000 Killer. 0.98

02:23:02.000 More than that, bro. 0.98

02:23:04.000 I've been doing stand-up with Tripoli for 20 plus years.

02:23:07.000 I straight up love Tripoli.

02:23:07.000 And you know what?

02:23:09.000 Paul Felder, motherfuckers. 1.00

02:23:10.000 Look at him. 1.00

02:23:11.000 Sam Tripoli's podcast, Tinfoil Hat Podcast.

02:23:14.000 That's a compliment that he looks like Stephen King.

02:23:15.000 That's where I go off.

02:23:15.000 Don't hang on to that.

02:23:16.000 Don't hold that joint hostage.

02:23:18.000 Don't hold that joint hostage.

02:23:20.000 I subdue myself here about conspiracy theories, but if you want to hear me go off, go to Tinfoil Hat Podcast.

02:23:26.000 That's where I go off.

02:23:27.000 There's a good chance I wrecked that new Raptor after tonight.

02:23:29.000 I love that Raptor.

02:23:32.000 That was nothing, Brendan.

02:23:34.000 I love that you bought that.

02:23:35.000 Dude, Elon Musk took a bigger hit than that.

02:23:37.000 Yeah, but it cost him $4 billion.

02:23:40.000 Jesus Christ.

02:23:41.000 Elon Musk lost his job.

02:23:42.000 This is legal, right?

02:23:43.000 He didn't lose his job.

02:23:44.000 Come on, that had to be one of the most iconic moments in the history of the internet.

02:23:48.000 First of all, it's the biggest moment in podcasting.

02:23:51.000 And it was a completely on-the-fly moment.

02:23:53.000 Is that your biggest podcast?

02:23:55.000 No.

02:23:55.000 Is that the biggest one?

02:23:56.000 What's the biggest one?

02:23:57.000 I don't know.

02:23:57.000 Shapiro?

02:23:58.000 Ben Shapiro?

02:23:59.000 Who's number one?

02:24:00.000 What do you mean by biggest?

02:24:01.000 Number one download.

02:24:02.000 Most views.

02:24:02.000 Yeah, that would be it.

02:24:03.000 On YouTube, it's Elon on YouTube.

02:24:05.000 I only go by what you see on YouTube.

02:24:07.000 Hey, first of all, that'd be the biggest moment in podcast history.

02:24:09.000 It also made me like Elon Musk.

02:24:11.000 I didn't dislike him before.

02:24:13.000 I saw him around.

02:24:14.000 His kids go to a gym I used to go to.

02:24:16.000 I didn't dislike him, but that made me like, oh, he's cool.

02:24:18.000 I had to buy his car because I told him I'd buy his car when I did the podcast.

02:24:22.000 Oh, I don't like him anymore.

02:24:23.000 That's right.

02:24:23.000 I'm so happy.

02:24:25.000 I wish you did it.

02:24:25.000 No, no, no.

02:24:26.000 I have eight other cars.

02:24:27.000 You should see if my Raptor can run over your Tesla.

02:24:29.000 I love your Raptor. 0.99

02:24:30.000 But listen, man, I'm telling you, that goddamn Tesla is the future. 1.00

02:24:36.000 I think other cars are stupid. 1.00

02:24:37.000 You know how many cars I have? 1.00

02:24:38.000 Other cars are stupid? 1.00

02:24:39.000 Who are you? 1.00

02:24:40.000 You know how many cars I have, right?

02:24:41.000 Yeah, I do.

02:24:42.000 What am I driving here today?

02:24:44.000 I know, it's hard.

02:24:44.000 What did I drive here today?

02:24:45.000 Don't battle Joe on cars, okay?

02:24:46.000 What did I drive here today? 0.96

02:25:06.000 I like to think that if I was gay, I'd tell you all. 0.97

02:25:11.000 You really think Tesla cars are gay? 0.98

02:25:12.000 No.

02:25:12.000 For real?

02:25:13.000 I just don't like them.

02:25:14.000 Why don't you just drive mine?

02:25:15.000 That's what I need to do.

02:25:16.000 Let me drive mine while I'm high and drunk right now.

02:25:19.000 Listen, you'll freak out. 0.99

02:25:21.000 I'll get another one if shit goes wrong. 0.98

02:25:22.000 What about that Tesla that he pretended to launch into space? 0.98

02:25:25.000 What about that one?

02:25:25.000 That one's coming out in two years.

02:25:27.000 It's not out yet.

02:25:28.000 That one goes 0 to 60 in 1.9 seconds.

02:25:30.000 That's not good.

02:25:31.000 That's trouble.

02:25:32.000 Let me tell you, mine is 2.4. 0.97

02:25:34.000 Mine is the fastest fucking thing I've ever driven in my life. 0.99

02:25:36.000 I have a goddamn race car. 0.99

02:25:37.000 I have a Porsche 911. That's not a race car. 1.00

02:25:39.000 GT3 RS from SharkWorks.

02:25:41.000 I have a real race car.

02:25:42.000 How dare you compare to that?

02:25:44.000 That Tesla...

02:25:45.000 Tell me it's as well-made.

02:25:47.000 It feels like it.

02:25:48.000 It's different. 0.99

02:25:49.000 I'll get the fuck out of here. 0.98

02:25:50.000 It doesn't feel the same. 0.97

02:25:51.000 It's not the same.

02:25:52.000 They're not the same.

02:25:53.000 Brendan's mad because now Joe and Brian can bond on their Teslas.

02:25:53.000 Brendan's mad.

02:25:53.000 You're right.

02:25:58.000 And now you're left out in the dumps.

02:25:58.000 Yes.

02:25:59.000 I'm telling you, man. 1.00

02:26:00.000 You're left out in your F-150 shit. 1.00

02:26:02.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

02:26:03.000 I love all of you. 1.00

02:26:03.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:26:04.000 I love all of you. 1.00

02:26:05.000 You gotta listen to me.

02:26:06.000 That thing's the future. 1.00

02:26:07.000 Other cars are bullshit. 0.99

02:26:08.000 I'm gonna write an article for, like, media. 1.00

02:26:11.000 Other cars are bullshit? 0.99

02:26:13.000 No, no, no. 1.00

02:26:13.000 Better yet. 1.00

02:26:13.000 Other cars are dumb. 1.00

02:26:15.000 We're gonna start going to his barbecues. 1.00

02:26:15.000 Damn. 1.00

02:26:17.000 I don't know what you did. 1.00

02:26:18.000 We're gonna start going to his barbecues.

02:26:19.000 It's the best car.

02:26:21.000 Elon told me that when he did the podcast.

02:26:21.000 No, no, no.

02:26:24.000 I was like, get the fuck out of here. 0.95

02:26:25.000 Because I had an M5 at the time.

02:26:28.000 And the BMW M5 is a phenomenal car.

02:26:30.000 The new one's even better than the one I had.

02:26:32.000 But I was like, come on, man.

02:26:34.000 I got a four-door sedan that goes zero to 60 in three seconds. 0.96

02:26:37.000 Just shut your pie hole. 1.00

02:26:38.000 I was like, this is a nonsense car. 0.99

02:26:39.000 I'm with you, Brandon.

02:26:40.000 Look at how hard he hits.

02:26:40.000 I'm on your side.

02:26:41.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

02:26:42.000 Fuck those cars. 1.00

02:26:43.000 Listen, you're wrong. 1.00

02:26:44.000 300 fucking miles. 0.99

02:26:45.000 How are you supposed to go to Vegas on a last minute whim trip? 1.00

02:26:48.000 Can't get anywhere.

02:26:49.000 You know what I mean?

02:26:50.000 You get someone else to drive.

02:26:51.000 It's good for a married man.

02:26:52.000 Yeah, Tesla's good for married men, for sure. 0.98

02:26:54.000 For a single guy?

02:26:55.000 For a single guy?

02:26:56.000 You're telling me you feel alive when you drive in a Tesla compared to your GT3? I feel like I'm living in the future.

02:27:02.000 Imagine! 1.00

02:27:14.000 Do you guys leech when you get sick too, you fucking old timers? 1.00

02:27:27.000 Fuck you with your electric shit. 1.00

02:27:29.000 What are you driving a golf cart? 1.00

02:27:30.000 Dude, I'm going to line up both your testes like this. 0.98

02:27:33.000 Where do you get your horseshoes? 1.00

02:27:36.000 Yeah, you fucks! 1.00

02:27:37.000 What blacksmith do you guys use? 1.00

02:27:39.000 Fuck electricity! 1.00

02:27:40.000 You hear about these new musket guns? 1.00

02:27:42.000 Dude, my car has four-wheel drive, more than 700 horsepower, and it goes zero to 60 in two and a half seconds.

02:27:50.000 Listen to me.

02:27:51.000 I got a Tundra, okay?

02:27:52.000 That's a Japanese... 1.00

02:27:53.000 You got a wonderful car. 1.00

02:27:54.000 I will never talk shit on Tundras. 0.99

02:27:56.000 It's one of the best cars you can buy. 0.99

02:27:57.000 Stock rooms?

02:27:58.000 I got stock rooms. 0.99

02:27:59.000 If you want to buy a car that will never break down and can tow your fucking grandmother's house, get a Tundra. 0.99

02:28:04.000 Tundra. 0.99

02:28:05.000 Tundra, not Tunda.

02:28:05.000 Tundra is amazing.

02:28:06.000 Tundra.

02:28:07.000 I stumbled on my word, bro.

02:28:08.000 Dude, I was giving you cars some respect.

02:28:11.000 Cage walking out right now.

02:28:12.000 Thank you, I appreciate that.

02:28:14.000 I'm so hot right now.

02:28:15.000 I'm a gigantic Toyota fan. 0.99

02:28:16.000 I'm embarrassed when I drive to the podcast and you guys pull up in your fucking $90,000, fucking $100,000 cars. 0.99

02:28:22.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

02:28:23.000 You guys have fucking boys in the back? 1.00

02:28:26.000 Get with it, bro, with your internal combustion engine. 1.00

02:28:26.000 Yeah, we are. 1.00

02:28:29.000 This is a wonderful time.

02:28:29.000 If you guys knew how I lived.

02:28:30.000 If you guys knew how I fucking... 0.99

02:28:32.000 I gotta... 1.00

02:28:33.000 You live wonderful.

02:28:34.000 I never buy clothes.

02:28:36.000 You know the clothes I wear?

02:28:36.000 Good for you.

02:28:38.000 The clothes my other schools give me.

02:28:40.000 10th Planet San Antonio.

02:28:42.000 I have 10th Planet.

02:28:43.000 This is San Diego.

02:28:45.000 You might be the most successful jujitsu guy with Henzo Gracie.

02:28:48.000 No, no, no.

02:28:49.000 Listen, I have 100 schools.

02:28:52.000 Gracie Ba got 1,800 schools in Florida alone.

02:28:56.000 Hundreds of schools.

02:28:57.000 No, no, no.

02:28:58.000 Gracie Baja got 1,500 schools in Florida.

02:29:00.000 Yeah, but you don't even work at it.

02:29:01.000 I got 100. But you don't work at it.

02:29:03.000 He works at it?

02:29:04.000 No, I'm saying that he's successful just out of the love.

02:29:07.000 You know what's going on here?

02:29:08.000 You think you're better.

02:29:09.000 That's because you have Tesla. 1.00

02:29:10.000 Dude, I'll fucking turn it. 0.99

02:29:11.000 I can't turn this table over. 0.99

02:29:12.000 It's heavy.

02:29:13.000 I know.

02:29:15.000 All right, I got to put my earphones on. 0.99

02:29:18.000 God damn it. 0.99

02:29:21.000 We're yelling too much. 1.00

02:29:22.000 That's his wife. 0.99

02:29:23.000 We're getting excited.

02:29:24.000 We gotta relax.

02:29:25.000 This is an amazing fight.

02:29:26.000 I think we're amped up for this.

02:29:27.000 We got people listening at home and they got their headphones on and then we start screaming. 0.98

02:29:31.000 Who's the dickhead in the back? 0.98

02:29:31.000 It hurts their ears. 0.98

02:29:33.000 Okay?

02:29:33.000 Yeah.

02:29:34.000 You know, he is such a badass, but his body is not...

02:29:37.000 It's the same it was 10 years ago.

02:29:40.000 Does he just eat double-decker tacos?

02:29:41.000 I was going to say, he doesn't have...

02:29:42.000 When you look at his body, you'd be like, that just doesn't look like...

02:29:44.000 Okay, but save all that look. 0.96

02:29:47.000 You've got to save all that look shit, because he's got the best body ever for the MMA's heavyweight division when he was in his prime. 0.97

02:29:53.000 That body... 0.99

02:29:53.000 Well... 0.99

02:29:54.000 It's the same body.

02:29:55.000 He knocked out Minotauro.

02:29:55.000 He's had the same body.

02:29:57.000 He took giant bombs from Czech Congo and still took them down. 1.00

02:30:00.000 I see what you're saying, but not that body.

02:30:03.000 That was the same body!

02:30:05.000 That's the same body.

02:30:07.000 He never had the best heavyweight of all time in my opinion.

02:30:09.000 He's number one heavyweight for me.

02:30:11.000 I think he beat Jon Jones in his prime.

02:30:13.000 Hey guys, let's not talk over each other.

02:30:15.000 This has got to be ruthless.

02:30:18.000 In his prime, when he was at his best, like when he knocked out Minotauro, you know, when he beat up Brock Lesnar.

02:30:23.000 Look at Fedor's body.

02:30:24.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:30:25.000 It's true.

02:30:26.000 The body, the way it looks...

02:30:29.000 You guys talking about flat earth?

02:30:31.000 It means nothing.

02:30:32.000 It doesn't matter. 1.00

02:30:32.000 Well, guess what, fucks? 1.00

02:30:34.000 We'll find out tonight, because Francis has the best body, and Kane looks like a... 0.99

02:30:38.000 You guys never talk about the female UFC bodies.

02:30:43.000 I always do.

02:30:47.000 You guys never do.

02:30:49.000 I always do.

02:30:50.000 We're never here.

02:30:51.000 My favorite is Valentina Shevchenko.

02:30:53.000 It's always about Valentina Shevchenko's guy.

02:30:55.000 I think she's so hot. 1.00

02:30:56.000 Cody Garbrandt. 1.00

02:30:57.000 It's always the same shit. 1.00

02:30:59.000 No. 1.00

02:30:59.000 No, no. 1.00

02:31:00.000 We've talked about Misha Tate.

02:31:02.000 Michelle Ostevich.

02:31:02.000 Oh, and Ostevich.

02:31:04.000 She's better looking than the ring card girl. 0.97

02:31:06.000 Nah.

02:31:07.000 Valentina Shevchenko.

02:31:07.000 Paige Van Zandt.

02:31:08.000 Dime piece.

02:31:09.000 What?

02:31:10.000 Rose Namajunas.

02:31:11.000 Huh?

02:31:12.000 Beautiful.

02:31:13.000 Ostevich has preposterous genetics.

02:31:15.000 What if Rose Namajunas?

02:31:17.000 Why?

02:31:18.000 They're just preposterous.

02:31:19.000 Hey, what if Rose... 1.00

02:31:20.000 She'd make so much money stripping. 1.00

02:31:22.000 ...in wigs, like long wigs.

02:31:23.000 She makes her ring walk and she's got this long wig. 1.00

02:31:25.000 And then she takes it off and she gets into the outfit.

02:31:27.000 And she goes, boom! 1.00

02:31:28.000 Let's do this shit! 1.00

02:31:29.000 And that becomes her thing. 1.00

02:31:31.000 I think for me, I don't know what it is.

02:31:32.000 How crazy would that be?

02:31:33.000 You know, Rose is one of the most beautiful women in the history of the sport. 1.00

02:31:37.000 And she's the one who emphasizes it almost the least.

02:31:40.000 She could easily be on the cover of Elle magazine.

02:31:43.000 She's beautiful.

02:31:44.000 Like, bald.

02:31:45.000 She's incredible.

02:31:45.000 Bald Rose Ramajuma.

02:31:47.000 She's gorgeous.

02:31:47.000 She's stunning looking.

02:31:48.000 She's stunning looking. 1.00

02:31:49.000 She's amazing.

02:31:52.000 She's gorgeous, a great fighter. 1.00

02:31:53.000 She's also like super fucking... 1.00

02:31:56.000 Powerful Keith Giardino. 0.99

02:31:57.000 She's into her own way.

02:32:01.000 Definitely hasn't gotten Hollywood with it.

02:32:02.000 No, man.

02:32:04.000 When she wins the fight and knocks out Nama Yunus, you're like, you know, y'all just be nice to each other.

02:32:10.000 It's like, what?

02:32:11.000 Yeah, she's great.

02:32:12.000 Like, that's her message.

02:32:13.000 Dude, that is a movie right there.

02:32:14.000 That fight with Joanna Jonjanovich?

02:32:17.000 Dude.

02:32:18.000 Whatever.

02:32:19.000 Does anybody here?

02:32:20.000 Does anybody know?

02:32:21.000 Does anybody spell her name right now?

02:32:23.000 No, man, I can say it.

02:32:25.000 Spell it.

02:32:26.000 Her last name.

02:32:28.000 I can't.

02:32:29.000 Nobody could.

02:32:29.000 You could?

02:32:30.000 Yeah, but we can't say it.

02:32:31.000 If you had to write it down, it wouldn't be right.

02:32:33.000 What is it?

02:32:34.000 J-E-N? What do you think? 0.97

02:32:36.000 What percentage of fans of hers...

02:32:37.000 Don't make fun of me.

02:32:38.000 It's a hard name.

02:32:39.000 Brian Stan just started calling her Ioana champion.

02:32:43.000 He just gave up.

02:32:45.000 That's just lazy. 0.77

02:32:46.000 Brian Stan, how dare you?

02:32:48.000 Well, he's respectful. 1.00

02:32:49.000 He's a goddamn All-American. 0.99

02:32:51.000 Who's more All-American than Brian Stan? 1.00

02:32:53.000 How the fuck is he going to pronounce that crazy name? 0.99

02:32:56.000 As an American, it's tough. 1.00

02:32:57.000 She's got, you know, a level of hard.

02:32:58.000 It's that talent.

02:33:17.000 Can anybody hear Spell?

02:33:21.000 Zabit's last name.

02:33:23.000 Spell it.

02:33:24.000 That one I might be able to do.

02:33:26.000 Dude, why would we want to do some research?

02:33:28.000 You have to get online.

02:33:29.000 Why would we want to spell that, though?

02:33:31.000 No one spells really anymore, because you have phones.

02:33:35.000 Jamie can do it.

02:33:36.000 Those names are hard to remember, because to this day, right now, I still don't know Zabit's last name.

02:33:40.000 I just call it Zabit Hormone Monster.

02:33:43.000 Magomed Sharapov.

02:33:44.000 There you go.

02:33:45.000 But here's the thing about this.

02:33:46.000 Did you have to study? 0.99

02:33:46.000 Damn, you got it. 0.99

02:33:47.000 I worked for the UFC, bro. 0.99

02:33:48.000 But did you have to spend five, ten minutes on it?

02:33:51.000 How do you say Khabib's?

02:33:52.000 I practiced it over and over again because I had a really hard time with it to the point where his coaches were saying just call him Zabit.

02:33:58.000 And I felt that was disrespectful.

02:34:00.000 But yeah, but I felt like this is the gentleman's name.

02:34:03.000 Look at the difference in their bodies.

02:34:04.000 And he's excellent.

02:34:05.000 I never thought I was going to get Nurmagomedov.

02:34:08.000 I never thought, like Khabib's last name?

02:34:11.000 At one point, I just gave up on it and said, there's no way I could do this.

02:34:14.000 Well, you know, we have to respect the fact that...

02:34:16.000 Say it!

02:34:17.000 But we have to respect the fact that they have a totally different language in terms of their letters.

02:34:22.000 They need to respect the fact that they have a completely different language. 0.90

02:34:25.000 It makes it fucking tough on us. 0.91

02:34:27.000 It's difficult. 0.98

02:34:27.000 It's very hard. 0.98

02:34:28.000 It's so difficult. 0.98

02:34:29.000 I don't know what the fuck's going to happen right here. 0.99

02:34:31.000 I do not know what the fuck's going to happen right here. 0.99

02:34:33.000 Can we turn this up? 0.98

02:34:33.000 Can we hear this guy? 0.98

02:34:34.000 Can he get his head into his chest? 0.99

02:34:35.000 No, we'll get kicked off of YouTube or some shit. 0.99

02:34:36.000 Oh, okay. 0.97

02:34:37.000 We just need to watch this on our own.

02:34:40.000 In my opinion, this is what it is.

02:34:43.000 In terms of best I've ever seen, performances, he's one of the most stunning athletes I've ever seen, Cain Velasquez.

02:34:49.000 One of the most amazing heavyweights of all time, if not the best of all time.

02:34:53.000 He might be the best.

02:34:55.000 And then Francis, out of all the guys I've ever seen fight, is the scariest of all time.

02:35:00.000 He has the most potential.

02:35:01.000 Scariest of all time?

02:35:02.000 Yep, yep, yep.

02:35:02.000 Most potential.

02:35:04.000 He's only been fighting a small amount of time and he's already in world class competition.

02:35:10.000 You have to understand to knock out a guy like Alistair over him literally like five years in a training.

02:35:15.000 That's insane. 0.97

02:35:16.000 He's something uniquely special in terms of his like the shit that he had to endure working in a fucking sand mine digging bags of sand the kind of power that he possesses if he just gets all those other pieces in place In terms of an overall physical specimen, 1.00

02:35:35.000 he's one of the scariest of all time. 0.99

02:35:37.000 I'm nervous.

02:35:38.000 This is an amazing fight.

02:35:39.000 This is as good as it gets. 0.99

02:35:42.000 If you're an MMA fan, holy shit. 0.99

02:35:44.000 This is literally as good as it gets. 0.99

02:35:46.000 It just depends what version of Kane we get.

02:35:48.000 It's not uncommon in this sport.

02:35:50.000 For, you know, fast rising stars that are rising because of their beastliness and their knockout power.

02:35:58.000 It's not uncommon for them to not train jujitsu right.

02:36:02.000 We've seen plenty of them.

02:36:03.000 You know what I mean?

02:36:04.000 How crazy would it be if...

02:36:07.000 Zengonu actually trained jujitsu right and fell in love with him.

02:36:10.000 You know what I mean?

02:36:10.000 Ain't no one got time for that?

02:36:11.000 Well, we don't know what he does, right?

02:36:12.000 We don't know if he does that over there.

02:36:13.000 Can you imagine if that happened?

02:36:14.000 I know it's a long shot.

02:36:15.000 Well, I know when he got away from Stipe, they say he just hit bags at the performance center.

02:36:19.000 But how about if he... 1.00

02:36:20.000 It was like, fuck your treadmill. 1.00

02:36:21.000 Let's say he just went to Danaher's. 1.00

02:36:25.000 And just fell in love with John Danner.

02:36:27.000 They just became best friends.

02:36:28.000 And he jumped in.

02:36:28.000 That would be sick.

02:36:30.000 Imagine how good he would be in two years.

02:36:31.000 He's 36, so that would be fun.

02:36:32.000 You know what I mean?

02:36:32.000 With jujitsu.

02:36:34.000 How old is that?

02:36:35.000 You could only survive on your knockout power for so long.

02:36:38.000 You know what I mean?

02:36:39.000 After a while, you're going to be getting...

02:36:39.000 Right.

02:36:40.000 It's tough to tell, huh?

02:36:42.000 Guys, we're killing this show by talking over each other like this.

02:36:45.000 Yeah, you're 100% right.

02:36:47.000 No, what I'm saying is, eventually, no matter, we see it over and over again, no matter how beastly you are and how powerful you are with those punches, eventually you're going to get clipped.

02:36:57.000 You're going to go down.

02:36:58.000 So eventually, you might have to switch your strategy to, instead of going out there and just trying to knock a dude out, to going out there and trying to take a dude down. 1.00

02:37:07.000 And submit this motherfucker. 1.00

02:37:08.000 Well, he's so powerful, too. 1.00

02:37:08.000 Here we go. 1.00

02:37:10.000 If he had good wrestling skills, holy shit. 0.99

02:37:10.000 Here we go. 0.99

02:37:13.000 Well, you're going to find out right now.

02:37:14.000 Exactly.

02:37:15.000 But the thing is, with wrestlers, don't you think that you have to learn it at a really young age?

02:37:15.000 What if that happens?

02:37:19.000 Well, George St. Pierre didn't, right?

02:37:21.000 Oh! 0.60

02:37:23.000 Don't strike with him, Kane.

02:37:24.000 Kane got clipped with the left hand right there. 1.00

02:37:27.000 Damn. 1.00

02:37:30.000 Damn. 1.00

02:37:30.000 Look how giant he looks. 1.00

02:37:31.000 He's so big, dude.

02:37:33.000 He's so big.

02:37:33.000 Why is Kane trying to kick like that?

02:37:35.000 He's so big and so dangerous.

02:37:37.000 He's out! 1.00

02:37:37.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:37:39.000 He's out! 1.00

02:37:41.000 Oh, my goodness.

02:37:43.000 Oh, my goodness.

02:37:44.000 See, that's what I'm saying!

02:37:46.000 That's what I'm saying!

02:37:47.000 Come on, man!

02:37:49.000 He's incredible!

02:37:51.000 Dude, he blew his ACL, MCL, LCL. Something's wrong with his leg, or maybe not.

02:37:56.000 Dude, and Kane is one of the best of all time.

02:38:00.000 That's how good Ngannou is. 0.99

02:38:01.000 Damn. 1.00

02:38:03.000 He got through that block. 1.00

02:38:05.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

02:38:06.000 Yeah, he got through it in a big way. 1.00

02:38:09.000 That's what I was saying right before the fight!

02:38:10.000 I'm like, this is the scariest guy I've ever seen!

02:38:13.000 And it wouldn't have been a surprise if Ngannou was super cautious.

02:38:17.000 Maybe two rounds of being super cautious.

02:38:19.000 We wouldn't be that surprised, right?

02:38:20.000 Kane was the aggressor.

02:38:22.000 Chill out, bro. 0.99

02:38:24.000 But the fact that he fucking threw down like this, boom, he went out. 0.99

02:38:27.000 He almost like forearmed. 0.99

02:38:31.000 He got forearmed in the first...

02:38:34.000 That was weird.

02:38:35.000 Dude, he's already hurt.

02:38:36.000 He blew out his knee.

02:38:37.000 It was his knee.

02:38:39.000 He didn't even get hit. 1.00

02:38:40.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:38:40.000 It was his knee. 0.99

02:38:41.000 God damn it. 1.00

02:38:42.000 Oh, no. 1.00

02:38:42.000 He never got hit. 1.00

02:38:43.000 He never got hit anywhere.

02:38:43.000 Let's see this again.

02:38:49.000 We saw the fight differently.

02:38:53.000 Everybody missed it.

02:38:56.000 We all missed it.

02:38:57.000 It's probably the end for Kane, huh?

02:38:59.000 Let's be real. 1.00

02:39:00.000 Damn. 0.99

02:39:01.000 How old is Kane now? 1.00

02:39:03.000 He had a back injury.

02:39:05.000 I think that's MCL right there.

02:39:08.000 When it's bent this way, when it comes this way, that's MCL. How old is he now?

02:39:13.000 I don't know, but he's a weathered whatever he is.

02:39:24.000 You could only take so many wars.

02:39:26.000 Each war is significant in your life.

02:39:29.000 Each one took some of your life.

02:39:32.000 And eventually, that's it.

02:39:35.000 You went through five crazy wars.

02:39:38.000 That's a bummer that ended that way.

02:39:40.000 Well, you know what it is, man?

02:39:41.000 I think guys that are that championship caliber like Kane, their mind is so ferocious that their body is almost like a spaceship re-entering that's missing tiles. 0.88

02:39:51.000 And it starts fucking shaking apart.

02:39:53.000 They're so powerful in terms of their ability to keep driving. 0.97

02:39:57.000 They just keep driving and then their knees go and the neck goes and the back goes.

02:40:01.000 And then you deal with these physical realities of the body that you're given.

02:40:04.000 But the heart's still there.

02:40:05.000 The heart's still there.

02:40:07.000 I know.

02:40:08.000 I was thinking about that when I was saying that.

02:40:10.000 You're in the middle of that.

02:40:11.000 I'm in the middle of trying to come back.

02:40:13.000 You know what I mean?

02:40:14.000 I love Cade.

02:40:15.000 Right now, it's been six months since my shoulder surgery.

02:40:18.000 Had my bicep reattached to my shoulder.

02:40:21.000 Had knee surgery about ten months ago.

02:40:23.000 That's still not 100%.

02:40:24.000 They're not red.

02:40:26.000 They're still tender. 0.99

02:40:27.000 But I'm rolling with 130-pound blue belts and shit. 0.99

02:40:33.000 The last three weeks, I've been rolling with some little blue belts. 1.00

02:40:36.000 I got to be able to have 50 pounds on them and have total control at this point.

02:40:42.000 So is it a win for you?

02:40:43.000 Is it for Francis or is it a blown ACL for Kane?

02:40:46.000 Well, I mean, it definitely is a blown knee for Kane, but Francis wins the fight because when Francis was coming after him, he clipped him.

02:40:54.000 He definitely clipped him with that forearm behind the neck.

02:40:56.000 Did he?

02:40:57.000 100%.

02:40:58.000 That's a nightmare fight for him.

02:40:58.000 That's a nightmare.

02:40:59.000 That's a nightmare outcome.

02:41:01.000 100%.

02:41:01.000 Because Francis is so powerful.

02:41:03.000 It would be better if Kane got just clipped and knocked out.

02:41:06.000 Do you want to hear what they say?

02:41:08.000 Yeah, what do they have to say?

02:41:09.000 Yeah.

02:41:09.000 Give me some volume.

02:41:11.000 God, look at the tits on him. 1.00

02:41:13.000 I don't hear anything. 1.00

02:41:15.000 Good job, Jamie.

02:41:17.000 There it goes.

02:41:20.000 Thank you for the meetings.

02:41:24.000 Thank you for the event.

02:41:26.000 Thank you for ESPN. I want to dedicate this victory to my aunts who passed away on December 6th.

02:41:35.000 It's been a rough time, 2018. But I promise you, guys, I mean, he blew his knee out, but...

02:41:48.000 He did, but I liked it.

02:41:53.000 The way he was moving in on him, man, I mean, he really did look...

02:41:58.000 None of that land.

02:41:59.000 See that?

02:42:00.000 None of that land, bro.

02:42:00.000 That's what that forearm did.

02:42:01.000 That forearm landed on the back of his neck.

02:42:03.000 Dude, that is a stretch.

02:42:03.000 Oh, maybe you're right.

02:42:04.000 That's where his shit blew out. 1.00

02:42:05.000 You know what? 1.00

02:42:06.000 You know what?

02:42:07.000 Man, I'm going to rethink what I said.

02:42:09.000 I'm going to rethink it.

02:42:10.000 I know.

02:42:11.000 You know what I saw there?

02:42:11.000 I thought I saw his forearm clip his neck.

02:42:15.000 That's not where he blows it.

02:42:16.000 No, no, no.

02:42:17.000 But do you think you did hit him with that?

02:42:19.000 No.

02:42:20.000 He kind of fell, though, before that.

02:42:22.000 Can we rewind that?

02:42:23.000 Can we see that again?

02:42:24.000 That's what it is.

02:42:25.000 The knee goes out.

02:42:27.000 The thing is, he's so heavy-handed.

02:42:31.000 I think you might be correct, but I do think that he connected with his neck.

02:42:36.000 When the guy's this heavy-handed...

02:42:38.000 Hold on a second.

02:42:39.000 That was nothing.

02:42:42.000 Nothing there.

02:42:42.000 Nothing here.

02:42:43.000 Nothing.

02:42:44.000 Yep, knee goes out.

02:42:45.000 You're right.

02:42:46.000 He never got hit.

02:42:47.000 You're right.

02:42:48.000 You're right.

02:42:49.000 I was wrong.

02:42:50.000 I thought it hit his neck.

02:42:51.000 It did not hit his neck.

02:42:52.000 It hit his back, right?

02:42:55.000 You know what was clear there?

02:42:58.000 Hold up. 1.00

02:42:59.000 Holy shit. 1.00

02:42:59.000 Here we go, Eddie. 1.00

02:43:00.000 He was throwing him around.

02:43:02.000 He's a freak. 0.97

02:43:03.000 Francis ain't got time.

02:43:10.000 That's a defensive lineman right there.

02:43:13.000 A middle linebacker, right?

02:43:25.000 What does he say about his knee?

02:43:29.000 Hold on.

02:43:49.000 Or it's the worst.

02:43:54.000 Very classy.

02:43:56.000 Yeah.

02:43:56.000 Kane, very classy.

02:43:58.000 You know, never bitter.

02:44:02.000 How weird is it the Fox end this one?

02:44:06.000 He's not even talking about his name.

02:44:07.000 I think he's gonna retire.

02:44:09.000 I think he's gonna retire.

02:44:11.000 No need to apologize.

02:44:12.000 I know I speak for UFC. By the way, how good is John Anik?

02:44:18.000 He's the best.

02:44:19.000 He's amazing.

02:44:20.000 It's such a bummer to lose that one.

02:44:22.000 John Anik is so good, man.

02:44:24.000 I love John.

02:44:25.000 I'm so impressed with him.

02:44:26.000 When I work with him, he's the best.

02:44:28.000 He's such a good commentator.

02:44:31.000 He's so good.

02:44:32.000 Remember he had the first MMA show on ESPN? MMA Live.

02:44:36.000 Let's look at this.

02:44:37.000 Shoulders.

02:44:39.000 Did that land?

02:44:40.000 Maybe an uppercut. 0.97

02:44:41.000 Uppercut might have landed.

02:44:42.000 Right there.

02:44:44.000 My right hand.

02:44:46.000 Uppercut might have sat him down.

02:44:47.000 The uppercut might have clipped him. 0.98

02:44:49.000 I'm high and high and cheese.

02:44:50.000 Hold on.

02:44:50.000 Here we go.

02:44:50.000 God damn it.

02:44:51.000 It's hard to tell. 0.99

02:44:52.000 What happened?

02:44:52.000 I reset it.

02:44:53.000 Here we go.

02:44:54.000 Here we go.

02:44:55.000 So, nothing.

02:44:56.000 Nothing.

02:44:57.000 Shoulder.

02:44:58.000 That's nothing.

02:44:58.000 Drive.

02:44:59.000 So far, nothing.

02:45:00.000 Watch this right hand.

02:45:00.000 Drive.

02:45:01.000 Right.

02:45:02.000 No.

02:45:03.000 Right here.

02:45:04.000 Boom! 0.99

02:45:04.000 Right here. 0.99

02:45:05.000 Oh, yeah.

02:45:06.000 Oh, uppercut. 0.59

02:45:06.000 What? 0.59

02:45:08.000 You know what?

02:45:08.000 You didn't fully redeem yourself.

02:45:10.000 Had I redeemed myself?

02:45:12.000 Okay, let's see the...

02:45:13.000 You are correct.

02:45:14.000 You're right, baby.

02:45:15.000 You're right.

02:45:15.000 We need a different angle.

02:45:16.000 My cheese eyes missed it.

02:45:18.000 That was a legit...

02:45:20.000 Win.

02:45:20.000 That's a legit win.

02:45:22.000 And that's why Kane goes, I was getting too close.

02:45:24.000 I was just too close.

02:45:26.000 That's why Kane said that.

02:45:27.000 He blew his knee out for sure, but it was the uppercut.

02:45:29.000 Watch this.

02:45:30.000 Yeah!

02:45:31.000 Boom! 0.99

02:45:32.000 100% down.

02:45:33.000 That sat him down.

02:45:34.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I didn't see no uppercut.

02:45:36.000 This is what's important.

02:45:38.000 Matt Taibbi has a fantastic article out right now about one of the problems with society today is that people look at the news like they look at sports.

02:45:48.000 Someone has to be right about things.

02:45:50.000 You have to know everything.

02:45:52.000 It's a great article from Matt Taibbi.

02:45:54.000 This is a perfect example of four guys who are lifelong martial artists.

02:45:59.000 And we both went both ways.

02:46:01.000 I was like, you're right.

02:46:02.000 And then we saw it again.

02:46:03.000 We're like, you're right. 1.00

02:46:05.000 That's how you're supposed to look at shit. 1.00

02:46:08.000 That's how you're supposed to look at shit. 1.00

02:46:09.000 We need another angle. 1.00

02:46:11.000 We need another angle.

02:46:12.000 You can't be attached.

02:46:13.000 Is that the only angle?

02:46:14.000 Certain fights.

02:46:15.000 Certain fights that get stopped early.

02:46:17.000 TJ and Cejudo.

02:46:17.000 Okay.

02:46:18.000 I thought it was stopped early, but I've talked to people that say they didn't think it was stopped early.

02:46:22.000 And I'm like, alright.

02:46:23.000 I'm not married to it.

02:46:25.000 I watched it again.

02:46:26.000 He clipped him.

02:46:27.000 But I felt like when I watched it that you gotta give a guy a chance to fight more.

02:46:31.000 But I'll hear you out.

02:46:33.000 In the NFL, when they review plays, they review them and one of the most important things about reviewing a play is that you have multiple angles.

02:46:43.000 It's a committee too.

02:46:45.000 They're looking at all three angles.

02:46:47.000 They keep going back to the first angle.

02:46:49.000 We didn't get a good enough angle because that right hand was like a ghost right hand.

02:46:54.000 I didn't see it.

02:46:54.000 You guys saw it?

02:46:55.000 I didn't see it. 0.99

02:46:56.000 I think it's so exciting when shit like that is going on. 0.99

02:46:56.000 Well, you know what? 0.99

02:46:59.000 And the UFC truck is the best in the world.

02:47:01.000 Like Mark Dellegrate and all those dudes back there.

02:47:05.000 Anthony Giordano and the whole crew.

02:47:06.000 They're always moving more.

02:47:07.000 Mark Dellegrate?

02:47:08.000 Yeah.

02:47:10.000 He took my spot.

02:47:11.000 He figures out what the replay should be.

02:47:13.000 I love him.

02:47:14.000 I didn't know that.

02:47:16.000 He's the best.

02:47:17.000 I didn't know that. 0.95

02:47:18.000 I fucking love that dude. 1.00

02:47:19.000 He's the shit. 1.00

02:47:22.000 He'll pick the play-by-play angles. 1.00

02:47:25.000 He'll pick shit. 1.00

02:47:26.000 We'll talk about fights. 1.00

02:47:27.000 Because he knows them.

02:47:28.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:47:29.000 Todd Feldman made bank off fucking Francis, by the way. 0.99

02:47:32.000 He did. 0.99

02:47:32.000 Big bank. 0.99

02:47:33.000 I'm telling you, dude, if that guy keeps learning, and it seems like he had a weird spot, but you know what I really like about that weird spot that he got into?

02:47:42.000 Francis?

02:47:43.000 He was honest about it.

02:47:43.000 Yep.

02:47:44.000 He said, I carried over fear from my last fight.

02:47:47.000 A guy who can look at himself that honestly...

02:47:50.000 Plus his ego got out of control because he was knocking dudes out.

02:47:54.000 That's a good thing.

02:47:56.000 I'd say it's a good thing.

02:47:57.000 He said that in an interview.

02:47:59.000 Even his ego and his coaches, he just thought he was bigger than the game. 0.98

02:48:02.000 But they got humbled, and now he fucking just knocked out Cain Velasquez. 0.99

02:48:07.000 Before that, he murked fucking homeboy. 0.99

02:48:09.000 I mean, Chris Blades? 0.99

02:48:11.000 I can't remember the name.

02:48:13.000 He looked like he was in a different weight category.

02:48:16.000 I can't remember the name of Cain Velasquez.

02:48:18.000 Based on his strength.

02:48:20.000 The future is an athlete that really, at 265 pounds, doesn't have to gain any weight, doesn't have to lose any weight.

02:48:20.000 You know what it is?

02:48:27.000 Oh, they're going to show it to us again.

02:48:29.000 The future is an athlete who has endurance.

02:48:32.000 The debut of Fox, Kane gets knocked out by JDS. Jesus Christ.

02:48:36.000 The debut of ESPN, he gets knocked out by Francis.

02:48:38.000 See, he took that jab right there, too.

02:48:41.000 Francis clipped him with a hard jab.

02:48:42.000 You seem to be...

02:48:43.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:48:44.000 Dude, he's so fucking scary. 0.99

02:48:47.000 He's doing a high kick. 0.99

02:48:49.000 That's a legit point.

02:48:49.000 He's so scary.

02:48:50.000 I just wanted to be like, oh damn, that's a tough reaction. 0.99

02:48:52.000 Oh, dude, 100%. 0.99

02:48:53.000 That's so quick.

02:48:54.000 Look at how fast he is.

02:48:55.000 I want to see that again.

02:48:56.000 Look at how fast he is.

02:48:57.000 Back up just a wee bit.

02:48:59.000 He has been scrambling right now to play this over and over.

02:49:02.000 Let's look at the exchange.

02:49:03.000 Those kicks were sweet.

02:49:04.000 See, he hits him.

02:49:05.000 Nothing.

02:49:07.000 Boom! 1.00

02:49:07.000 Fucking right hand, son. 1.00

02:49:09.000 It's a shovel. 1.00

02:49:10.000 It's a fucking shovel. 1.00

02:49:12.000 Can we get slow-mo? 1.00

02:49:13.000 Is that a possibility?

02:49:14.000 He hits it with a right hand.

02:49:15.000 And then he made the shush noise. 0.99

02:49:16.000 It's a fucking right hand to the face. 0.99

02:49:17.000 Super slow-mo. 1.00

02:49:19.000 Then his knee said, see ya.

02:49:20.000 Try it one more time.

02:49:21.000 I think his knee's okay right now.

02:49:22.000 Hell no.

02:49:25.000 Wait a minute.

02:49:26.000 That's why Kane didn't even address the knee.

02:49:28.000 He goes, I came in too close too soon.

02:49:30.000 He's so powerful.

02:49:32.000 Watch this. 1.00

02:49:32.000 Slow-mo that shit, Jamie. 1.00

02:49:34.000 From this angle, it looks like he beats him down. 1.00

02:49:36.000 Just play, pause, play, pause, play, pause, play, pause.

02:49:39.000 Direct TV guy.

02:49:40.000 Like it's a VCR in the 90s.

02:49:42.000 Yeah.

02:49:42.000 This angle, it looks like Ngannou beats him down.

02:49:43.000 Like we're trying to get a titty in the 90s.

02:49:45.000 For sure.

02:49:46.000 Ngannou.

02:49:46.000 There's a good angle for Ngannou right here.

02:49:50.000 Right there!

02:49:50.000 Oh!

02:49:51.000 That's it.

02:49:51.000 Look at that.

02:49:51.000 100%.

02:49:52.000 100%.

02:49:52.000 Watch his head move.

02:49:52.000 Watch this.

02:49:53.000 Yep.

02:49:54.000 Yeah, he got clipped.

02:49:54.000 Ooh.

02:49:55.000 Yep, he got clipped.

02:49:56.000 And that's why Kane didn't address that.

02:49:56.000 Jesus Christ.

02:49:58.000 He goes, I got too close too soon.

02:50:00.000 He's too...

02:50:01.000 When you think about a person that might be like 40 pounds lighter than him.

02:50:05.000 We don't want to invite Ariel to a cocaine party.

02:50:06.000 What were you saying?

02:50:07.000 When you think about a person, he's essentially optimized at 265. He's optimized.

02:50:14.000 He's like a real 265. Is he for five rounds, though, Joe?

02:50:18.000 Is he optimized?

02:50:19.000 Well, here's the thing, though.

02:50:21.000 All he has to do is get better at that first round.

02:50:24.000 And do you really think a lot of guys are going to make it into that second or third round?

02:50:28.000 They just played it in slow motion. 1.00

02:50:29.000 Fuck, I missed it. 1.00

02:50:29.000 Off. 1.00

02:50:30.000 This angle, it looks like he misses it.

02:50:30.000 Watch the slow motion.

02:50:32.000 Really?

02:50:33.000 No, he shoveled it.

02:50:34.000 No.

02:50:35.000 Hold on, hold on.

02:50:37.000 Oh, he clipped him there.

02:50:37.000 Watch the slow motion.

02:50:39.000 Right there.

02:50:40.000 100%.

02:50:41.000 100%.

02:50:42.000 That clips him.

02:50:43.000 That's why Kane says that.

02:50:45.000 You see his head move.

02:50:46.000 That's why King throws a single leg on the ref because he's concussed.

02:50:50.000 He went for the single leg on the ref.

02:50:52.000 Francis is the scariest of all time.

02:50:52.000 You guys win.

02:50:53.000 Of all time?

02:50:55.000 Ubering, dude.

02:50:56.000 The thing about Francis is he's learning at this really rapid rate when you look at a guy that's only been doing it for how many years now?

02:51:05.000 100% true.

02:51:06.000 He's been fighting for two weeks.

02:51:08.000 He's been fighting for like maybe five years?

02:51:10.000 Yeah, five years.

02:51:11.000 I think five years from the time he learns martial arts.

02:51:14.000 His dad was some legendary street fighter.

02:51:16.000 He was doing this with sandbags.

02:51:18.000 Dude.

02:51:18.000 He's a movie character.

02:51:20.000 If he can just get over the hump that he got...

02:51:22.000 Look, the Stipe Miocic fight, that's what's up, man.

02:51:25.000 I mean, he got to the top of the mountain.

02:51:28.000 Dude, there's a fight for DC now.

02:51:30.000 Revenge your boy, Kane.

02:51:32.000 What's up now?

02:51:32.000 Hey, dude.

02:51:33.000 You're right.

02:51:34.000 What's up now, brother?

02:51:35.000 What's up now?

02:51:37.000 Michael Jai White could play him right now.

02:51:40.000 How dare you?

02:51:41.000 Francis?

02:51:42.000 It's too early, man.

02:51:44.000 Michael Jai White is doing spawns.

02:51:45.000 Michael Jai White is huge, but Francis is a giant.

02:51:49.000 Francis is a giant.

02:51:51.000 He's like a basketball player with muscles.

02:51:53.000 Michael Jai White is a giant.

02:51:55.000 Dude, I've trained with him.

02:51:57.000 He's nowhere near as big as Francis.

02:51:58.000 But Rocky was short and he still played Rocky.

02:52:00.000 You trained with who?

02:52:01.000 Michael Jai White came into boxing world.

02:52:01.000 Right?

02:52:03.000 Maybe he's not as tall as him, but in the movies you can make him taller.

02:52:10.000 Oh, for sure.

02:52:11.000 Is Michael Jai White a legit fighter?

02:52:13.000 Oh, 100%. 1.00

02:52:14.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

02:52:14.000 Are you kidding? 1.00

02:52:15.000 I watched Michael Jai White do a hopping sidekick on a bag at Legends and snapped a chain.

02:52:21.000 The chain broke. 1.00

02:52:22.000 You remember that shit? 1.00

02:52:23.000 Do you remember that shit? 1.00

02:52:24.000 He fought Kyokushin. 1.00

02:52:25.000 He fought some Kyokushin fights.

02:52:27.000 This is the whole story.

02:52:31.000 Legit black belt in Kyokushin.

02:52:32.000 Listen, nobody is a more critical judge of kicking technique than me.

02:52:37.000 He kicks perfect.

02:52:38.000 He does everything.

02:52:39.000 He's like 100% legit black belt.

02:52:41.000 So I'm telling Michael Jai White about how...

02:52:44.000 No, I know he's a black belt for sure.

02:52:45.000 Listen, listen.

02:52:45.000 Listen real quick.

02:52:46.000 Let me finish this one.

02:52:46.000 This is a good story.

02:52:47.000 Please hear it. 0.99

02:52:48.000 Michael, I'm telling Michael Jai White over and over, I'm trying to explain to him how bad of a motherfucker Joe is with that turning sidekick. 0.96

02:52:56.000 I go, dude, I'm telling Michael Jai White all the stories that, there's so many stories of Joe hitting the bag in front of traditional martial artists, you know, and taught everybody. 1.00

02:53:09.000 Nobody can kick the bag like fucking Joe. 0.98

02:53:12.000 Everybody knows that now, because it's all over YouTube. 1.00

02:53:15.000 But before that, I was the one trying to fucking tell everybody, because I'm hanging out with Joe, he's kicking the fucking bag. 0.99

02:53:23.000 And everybody, GSP freaks out when Joe Rogan kicks. 1.00

02:53:28.000 And I knew I had to film this shit. 1.00

02:53:29.000 Well, you're so weird. 1.00

02:53:30.000 You can do the splits right now.

02:53:30.000 Flexible.

02:53:32.000 Let me finish this story.

02:53:33.000 Let me finish this story real quick.

02:53:35.000 Let me just finish this one.

02:53:35.000 I'm just peppering.

02:53:36.000 I'm seasoning.

02:53:37.000 So I'm sitting there telling Michael Zai. 0.99

02:53:39.000 Listen, let me just fuck it up. 0.87

02:53:41.000 I'm telling Michael Zai White all about Joe Rogan's turning sidekick. 0.99

02:53:45.000 I'm blowing him the fuck up.

02:53:47.000 Telling him the GSP story that's on YouTube that has a gazillion views. 0.96

02:53:52.000 Google it, Michael. 0.99

02:53:53.000 All this shit, everybody knows about it. 0.99

02:53:55.000 Now the old Taekwondo footage is coming out where he's fucking, there's a clip with Joe doing a turning sidekick, hitting a dude and the guy drops. 0.99

02:54:04.000 You know what I mean? 0.93

02:54:04.000 And Joe just walks away like he's seen it, like he's done it a million times. 0.93

02:54:08.000 He's just, you know, so he's become like this legend. 0.98

02:54:11.000 So I'm telling Michael Chiwine all this at Legends and then we walk up to the fucking, the bag. 0.93

02:54:16.000 He goes, I got a pretty good turning sidekick too. 0.91

02:54:18.000 Dude, at Legend, this is a real story.

02:54:21.000 What year is this? 1.00

02:54:21.000 He fucking does this. 1.00

02:54:22.000 This was like eight years ago. 1.00

02:54:24.000 He fucking just, at Legends, does a turning sidekick, blows the bag off the chair. 1.00

02:54:30.000 Damn. 1.00

02:54:31.000 I've been going 30 minutes talking shit about Joe Rogan. 1.00

02:54:31.000 Hold on a second. 1.00

02:54:34.000 I think you're, I think I was there for the 100% of it, but I'm pretty sure he did a hopping sidekick.

02:54:41.000 I don't think he did a turning sidekick.

02:54:42.000 No, no, he did the turning sidekick.

02:54:43.000 No, it was all about the turning sidekick.

02:54:44.000 You sure?

02:54:45.000 Yes.

02:54:45.000 It was 100%.

02:54:46.000 Whatever it is, his techniques.

02:54:47.000 Still.

02:54:48.000 His techniques and pedals.

02:54:49.000 He broke?

02:54:50.000 Did he ever do any martial arts?

02:54:50.000 Yeah.

02:54:52.000 I hate to be shitty about it, did he do like high level martial arts?

02:54:56.000 He fought Kyokushin.

02:54:57.000 I know he fought like real Kyokushin fights. 0.98

02:55:00.000 And not only was I embarrassed because I just went off on Joe and he just fucking Broke the chain. 0.99

02:55:06.000 The first thing I thought was like, oh shit, Chris Riley owned the gym. 1.00

02:55:12.000 I'm like, oh shit, we gotta hide the chain. 1.00

02:55:15.000 So we turned it into one of those grappling bags that you fucking mount and beat the shit out of, but we had to get rid of the chain. 0.99

02:55:22.000 He looks like a legit athlete. 0.99

02:55:24.000 He's a giant guy.

02:55:25.000 I'm telling you, man, it was like a scene in a movie.

02:55:28.000 That's Michael Jaiwatt. 1.00

02:55:29.000 Eddie Bravo's talking about kicking bags and shit. 1.00

02:55:31.000 Michael Jaiwatt walks up to this bag. 1.00

02:55:34.000 That's what I'm talking about!

02:55:35.000 And he's literally...

02:55:36.000 The chain breaks and it goes flying.

02:55:39.000 Did you ever see him in Spondo?

02:55:40.000 And someone said to me afterwards, yeah, we're having a problem with that chain. 0.99

02:55:43.000 I'm like, shut the fuck up. 0.99

02:55:45.000 You weren't having a problem with that chain. 1.00

02:55:47.000 You got a problem now.

02:55:48.000 Can you imagine if I would have just said, well, anyways, Joe's kick is just so amazing. 0.99

02:55:54.000 I shut the fuck up about you. 0.98

02:55:56.000 I never brought you up ever again. 1.00

02:55:58.000 You went ham on that bag though, huh?

02:56:02.000 It was incredible.

02:56:03.000 That's a real story.

02:56:05.000 He won the first kick. 1.00

02:56:06.000 If you put that in a movie, that would be bullshit. 1.00

02:56:13.000 People would have Get up and walk out of the goddamn movie if you put that in a goddamn movie. 1.00

02:56:18.000 I saw him flying. 0.99

02:56:19.000 Brian Callen, we're talking about one thing at a time, Fur.

02:56:22.000 No, I'm just saying, like...

02:56:23.000 Basketball?

02:56:24.000 Nobody is watching this.

02:56:26.000 Most people are listening.

02:56:27.000 We can't show this.

02:56:29.000 If LeBron James at 18 went, you know what, let me try and hit the mitts. 0.57

02:56:31.000 He would beat up everybody.

02:56:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:56:33.000 There's certain athletes, and this is what I'm thinking about Kane, and what I'm thinking about Francis tonight.

02:56:37.000 There's certain athletes that, if they can get the mental game into a place where Kane was when he was at his peak, it's all about how easy is it For you, how much do you have to work for it?

02:56:52.000 How much of the reason why you're successful is because you've built up this insane work ethic?

02:56:56.000 So you have phenomenal cardio and an ability to push.

02:57:00.000 And can you get a guy who has that but spectacular genetics?

02:57:05.000 Like how do you get a Michael Jordan?

02:57:06.000 How do you get a Brock Lesnar?

02:57:08.000 How do you get a freak?

02:57:10.000 And can you get that freak? 0.95

02:57:13.000 To train the way, like, the best train.

02:57:17.000 Like a Kobe Bryant.

02:57:18.000 Yeah, can you get that freak, a genetic freak who has advantages? 1.00

02:57:22.000 That's some Nazi shit right there. 0.99

02:57:23.000 I would also have to say there's a big difference. 0.99

02:57:24.000 You might be a great athlete, but when you get hit in the face, when you get knocked out, what are you like the next day at practice?

02:57:35.000 How much does that get in your head?

02:57:36.000 I think certain fighters, certain people, that doesn't deter them, and some people it would.

02:57:43.000 I talked to Charles Barkley, and I said, did you ever want a dude to play football?

02:57:46.000 He goes, he's so big.

02:57:48.000 And he goes, those guys, I played for one day, and I was like, these guys are crazy.

02:57:52.000 They bang into each other.

02:57:54.000 He's 400 pounds.

02:57:54.000 Do you guys hear what happened with Bob Costas?

02:57:58.000 Where he's like, football's bad.

02:57:58.000 Yes!

02:58:00.000 There should be CT. They went, cool, why don't you sit the Super Bowl out?

02:58:03.000 His exact words were someone told him that he crossed the line.

02:58:07.000 Yeah.

02:58:08.000 Well, he is on their platform and network. 0.99

02:58:10.000 That's like you shitting on the UFC. It is a weird thing. 0.98

02:58:14.000 The UFC would go, cool, that's your belief and you're probably right, but we can't have you on our airwaves.

02:58:18.000 Well, there's got to be a way to say that. 0.99

02:58:20.000 Can you imagine having Dana White on your show and you're like talking shit on him? 0.99

02:58:23.000 Well, listen, let me tell you something. 0.99

02:58:24.000 That would be hilarious.

02:58:25.000 Dana White is one of the first guys to tell people to stop.

02:58:28.000 He's one of the first guys to tell people to stop.

02:58:30.000 He told Chuck to stop.

02:58:31.000 He was paying Chuck to not fight.

02:58:33.000 He was like, don't fight.

02:58:34.000 He goes, I'll pay you to not fight.

02:58:36.000 I do not want you to fight.

02:58:38.000 He'll tell guys that he can make millions of dollars off.

02:58:41.000 No.

02:58:42.000 Don't fight.

02:58:43.000 They make plenty of money.

02:58:45.000 There's people that want to fight, and this is where the real philosophical debate comes in.

02:58:49.000 If you think a guy should retire, but he doesn't think he should retire, but he's going to die someday, and so are you.

02:58:55.000 Who should tell you what you can and can't do?

02:58:58.000 How do you have to say fighters from themselves?

02:58:59.000 You're right.

02:59:00.000 You're right and he's right.

02:59:01.000 Everybody's right.

02:59:02.000 That's the problem.

02:59:03.000 It's like one of those really complicated debates where it's like, what does that mean?

02:59:06.000 Didn't you do that to Brendan?

02:59:08.000 Yes.

02:59:09.000 But I love him and I knew he was on his way out.

02:59:12.000 I knew he was on his way out.

02:59:13.000 And I would hope that if I was fighting and someone was close to me and knew...

02:59:18.000 When I was really good...

02:59:21.000 When I was doing Taekwondo tournaments, we got to a point when I was somewhere around like 20 or 21 when I realized there was no future in it, and I started dropping off.

02:59:29.000 And one of the things was because I started training with other young guys, like a lot of guys who were doing kickboxing and boxing, and I realized, oh, they're doing it the way I used to do it, but I'm not doing it that way anymore.

02:59:39.000 No, no, it's that they're obsessed.

02:59:41.000 They're in the gym all day.

02:59:43.000 They're living it.

02:59:44.000 And I realized, I was like, you know, I'd met some...

02:59:47.000 Some young guys.

02:59:48.000 One kid, this guy, Dana Rosenblatt, who wound up being New England middleweight boxing champion.

02:59:52.000 We did a lot of training together.

02:59:54.000 He was a really tough kid.

02:59:56.000 I remember watching him fight on Tuesday Night Fights.

02:59:57.000 Yeah, he fought Vinny Pazienza twice. 1.00

03:00:00.000 He was a top motherfucker. 0.99

03:00:02.000 He knocked out Terry Norris. 1.00

03:00:03.000 He was obsessed with it.

03:00:04.000 Yes, he did knock out Terry Norris.

03:00:06.000 He knocked out Howard Davis Jr. too.

03:00:09.000 He was legit.

03:00:10.000 He was the boxing coach for American Top Team.

03:00:13.000 And you sparred with him a little bit, right?

03:00:15.000 Yes, a lot. 0.98

03:00:16.000 He beat the shit out of me, dude. 0.86

03:00:18.000 Did you clip him though once? 0.97

03:00:19.000 I definitely did that.

03:00:21.000 But I hit him.

03:00:22.000 I believe it.

03:00:23.000 But the thing is, he let me know from sparring with him that he was way more focused on fighting than I was.

03:00:30.000 And I used to think I was as focused as I used to be.

03:00:33.000 And then I realized, oh, I'm not anymore.

03:00:35.000 Here I'm a 20-year-old guy with a bunch of jobs.

03:00:35.000 No.

03:00:38.000 A 21-year-old guy with a bunch of jobs.

03:00:39.000 And here's this kid who's, I think at the time he was like 18. He was kickboxing and boxing.

03:00:44.000 And he and I talked about it.

03:00:45.000 I was like, dude, you should just box.

03:00:47.000 He's like, you think? 0.97

03:00:48.000 I go, yeah, your boxing is fucking awesome. 0.99

03:00:49.000 Because when we would spar, that's where he would fuck me up. 0.99

03:00:52.000 He would fuck me up with boxing. 0.99

03:00:53.000 I'm like, dude, there's no money in kickboxing. 0.98

03:00:55.000 There was no money back then.

03:00:57.000 There's still not.

03:00:57.000 Zero.

03:00:58.000 But there's some.

03:00:59.000 Glory pays.

03:01:00.000 Bellator pays.

03:01:01.000 You can make money.

03:01:02.000 Lion fight pays.

03:01:03.000 There's plenty of guys...

03:01:04.000 That's a hard one.

03:01:05.000 It's a hard one.

03:01:05.000 It's hard.

03:01:06.000 It's hard.

03:01:06.000 What about the PKA? What is that, PKA? PKA. What I'm saying is back then, there was nothing.

03:01:14.000 There was zero money.

03:01:16.000 You're saying that kid was super passionate about it.

03:01:18.000 100%.

03:01:19.000 I was like, I gotta get out of this.

03:01:20.000 I'm gonna get brain damage. 1.00

03:01:21.000 I'm like, these young guys are gonna fuck me up. 1.00

03:01:23.000 Would you spar with them with kicks? 0.99

03:01:25.000 Yeah, we did both.

03:01:26.000 We kickboxed and we box-boxed. 1.00

03:01:29.000 You ever land sidekicks on his ass? 1.00

03:01:31.000 We sparred, man. 0.99

03:01:32.000 I don't remember.

03:01:34.000 I was 21 years old.

03:01:36.000 I'm sure I hit him.

03:01:37.000 But my take from it wasn't, you know, my take from it 100% was, oh, this guy's way more focused than I am.

03:01:44.000 Like, I had my foot out the door. 0.99

03:01:46.000 And so when I saw that you had your foot out the door, I was like, shit, he's got his foot out the door. 0.99

03:01:50.000 Thank God you did. 0.99

03:01:51.000 Oh, God.

03:01:52.000 Because I saw it and I was like...

03:01:53.000 Life is so good, right?

03:01:54.000 Yeah, but I saw it and I was like, dude, you have a real chance.

03:01:58.000 You made the perfect decision.

03:01:59.000 I was like, you have a real chance.

03:02:00.000 Yeah, after Travis.

03:02:01.000 And you struck while the iron was hot.

03:02:03.000 Boom.

03:02:04.000 Yes.

03:02:04.000 You didn't wait around.

03:02:05.000 You had a giant golden opening.

03:02:08.000 I was like, dude, you're a funny guy.

03:02:09.000 Yeah.

03:02:10.000 Like, you're a fun guy to listen to.

03:02:12.000 I like hanging around with you.

03:02:13.000 Other people are going to like you, too.

03:02:14.000 They're going to like you on podcasts and doing stand-up.

03:02:17.000 You don't have to get punched in the face.

03:02:18.000 And he misses fighting every day.

03:02:19.000 Look at him.

03:02:20.000 Ha, ha, ha.

03:02:23.000 You can't give that advice to everybody and a lot of people got mad at me for giving that advice.

03:02:27.000 I'm like, I wouldn't give anybody that advice.

03:02:30.000 We love Joe. 0.99

03:02:32.000 I saw it and I was like, ah, this is a fucking hill. 0.99

03:02:35.000 Fighting is like a part of your past, you know what I mean? 1.00

03:02:37.000 Like you got some other shit going on. 0.98

03:02:38.000 I can't believe I did that. 0.99

03:02:39.000 Dude, I was like, this is a hill I'm willing to die on.

03:02:41.000 I know you don't want to be doing this.

03:02:42.000 No one wants to tell you you don't want to be doing this.

03:02:44.000 I love it.

03:02:44.000 No, no, thank you.

03:02:45.000 Thank you for listening.

03:02:45.000 Thank you, brother.

03:02:47.000 Thank you for listening.

03:02:48.000 Because instead of losing a friend, now I see a friend grow.

03:02:51.000 You know what is weird?

03:02:52.000 I didn't at first.

03:02:53.000 The competitor came out. 1.00

03:02:54.000 I was like, fuck, Joe, man. 1.00

03:02:55.000 I'm going to cut to 205. And I was dieting, training. 1.00

03:02:58.000 And I was like, what the fuck am I doing? 0.97

03:03:01.000 I knew it was a risk. 0.98

03:03:03.000 Then I just shot my first comedy special.

03:03:05.000 I knew it was a risk.

03:03:06.000 You opened and you opened.

03:03:07.000 Ah, we had a good time!

03:03:08.000 Life is great.

03:03:09.000 Perfect.

03:03:10.000 I love those pictures of us, all three of us.

03:03:12.000 No, I've never told anybody to do that before.

03:03:16.000 I've never told anybody to do that.

03:03:17.000 I'm about to cry, so let's move on.

03:03:19.000 Oh, man, we love you, man.

03:03:21.000 Yeah, you almost started crying when you were going out there.

03:03:22.000 He goes, I'm about to cry.

03:03:23.000 Dude, comedy special's a big deal.

03:03:26.000 I just know this.

03:03:28.000 I don't know if you miss fighting or whatever.

03:03:32.000 What's crazy is I did stand up in the comic store last night, drove back to watch Roy Nelson and Crow Cop fight. 0.54

03:03:41.000 I thought, how crazy is this, man?

03:03:42.000 It's amazing.

03:03:43.000 It's amazing.

03:03:44.000 I knew it.

03:03:45.000 I knew you could do it.

03:03:46.000 Because you have a pro-athlete's work ethic applied to something that you really enjoy.

03:03:51.000 You might be the toughest comedian.

03:03:54.000 No, Joe's tough.

03:03:54.000 100%.

03:03:55.000 100%.

03:03:56.000 No, he's 100%.

03:03:57.000 You know what?

03:03:58.000 If you guys fought, I'm going to be honest.

03:04:00.000 If you guys fought, I'd go, Brennan got a lot of size on him.

03:04:03.000 Hey, look at me right now.

03:04:04.000 I love Joe.

03:04:05.000 I love me too, but I'm with you. 0.99

03:04:07.000 I wouldn't be surprised if Joe Rogan landed a fucking turning sidekick. 0.98

03:04:09.000 Look at me right now. 0.99

03:04:10.000 Excuse me, sir.

03:04:11.000 Why are you guys doing this? 0.89

03:04:13.000 If Fett has decided to fight Joe at me, he kills both of us.

03:04:16.000 I understand. 1.00

03:04:16.000 He kills us. 1.00

03:04:17.000 But I know one thing. 0.99

03:04:17.000 If it ended up on the ground... 0.99

03:04:19.000 No way is Brendan going to be able to finish Joe.

03:04:22.000 Really?

03:04:22.000 No way.

03:04:23.000 You don't think so?

03:04:23.000 No way.

03:04:24.000 Impossible.

03:04:25.000 Hey, let me...

03:04:26.000 Can I just say one thing, Joe?

03:04:26.000 You've got to worry about Joe.

03:04:28.000 Eddie?

03:04:29.000 Eddie?

03:04:31.000 He never talks about himself in jiu-jitsu.

03:04:34.000 Eddie?

03:04:34.000 But Joe will fuck you.

03:04:35.000 Excuse me, sir. 1.00

03:04:36.000 I just have to say one thing.

03:04:38.000 I know I have seen Brendan Schaub with some of the best jiu-jitsu guys ever.

03:04:43.000 In the world.

03:04:43.000 Thank you.

03:04:44.000 Please put an end to this nonsense.

03:04:45.000 And I've watched him tap them every 12 seconds.

03:04:45.000 Smaller guys.

03:04:48.000 And I'll tell you the names afterwards.

03:04:49.000 And you're going to go like this.

03:04:49.000 Put some money on.

03:04:50.000 Listen, I saw him.

03:04:51.000 Listen, I saw Brendan 100% stall out with Cyborg and get in his guard and go to the ground with him purposefully.

03:04:58.000 Call the shop shut down.

03:05:00.000 There's no way.

03:05:00.000 No, listen.

03:05:01.000 I'm not dogging your digits at all.

03:05:02.000 You got to stop it.

03:05:03.000 You guys are drunk.

03:05:04.000 I am not. 1.00

03:05:05.000 He would crush me like a butt. 0.99

03:05:06.000 I'm just saying. 0.99

03:05:07.000 You got more sides on him?

03:05:08.000 He's 60 pounds bigger than me.

03:05:10.000 I gave him his black belt.

03:05:12.000 Here's where I'm at, Eddie.

03:05:13.000 I know where he's at.

03:05:14.000 Joe could tap me out right now if we're dead serious. 0.99

03:05:17.000 I wouldn't give a fuck. 1.00

03:05:18.000 Good for you. 0.99

03:05:19.000 I'm working on new material. 0.99

03:05:20.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.98

03:05:22.000 We were just singing in a fantasy world. 0.99

03:05:25.000 Let me be honest.

03:05:26.000 I've never tapped.

03:05:27.000 Anybody who's any good anywhere near as big as you.

03:05:30.000 I've watched Brendan Schaub take the best in the world.

03:05:32.000 It wouldn't happen.

03:05:33.000 There's physical advantages that people have that are so stunning.

03:05:37.000 They're so stunning that it's creepy.

03:05:39.000 Brendan has the reach.

03:05:40.000 Brendan has the reach.

03:05:41.000 I'll give him a reach.

03:05:43.000 When I give you a name, when I tell you the name, he's a giant.

03:05:49.000 There's certain people that they get a hold of you.

03:05:52.000 It's confusing.

03:05:54.000 I watched him destroy one of the best guys in the world.

03:05:56.000 I'm going to be honest.

03:05:57.000 He ain't got no cardio.

03:05:58.000 Okay, zero.

03:05:59.000 I don't either right now.

03:06:00.000 He knows that.

03:06:02.000 It's always no problem.

03:06:04.000 Guys, you can't talk over each other.

03:06:05.000 It's ruthless.

03:06:06.000 I'm trying to tell you.

03:06:08.000 I'm trying to give you props. 0.99

03:06:09.000 I'm saying, I'm going back to Brennan because I know Brennan's in fucking Colorado. 0.99

03:06:12.000 He's in the fucking mountains. 0.99

03:06:14.000 Eddie Bravo, listen to me right now. 1.00

03:06:14.000 Yo, I don't know what you're talking about. 1.00

03:06:16.000 I got a new bit on SeaWorld I want to talk about.

03:06:17.000 He does those, listen to me.

03:06:18.000 I just tried new material about being a Backstreet Boy.

03:06:21.000 It's going really well. 0.99

03:06:22.000 He puts those yoga mats on his hips and does like 500 pound fuck thrusts. 0.99

03:06:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:06:26.000 Just settle down, bro. 1.00

03:06:28.000 He's a different kind of person.

03:06:30.000 He's a different kind of human.

03:06:31.000 I know the difference between...

03:06:31.000 That's what I'm saying.

03:06:33.000 You always gasp.

03:06:34.000 I got no chance, man.

03:06:35.000 You know how many times I saw him get through a round, and I wanted to give him advice on what he did wrong? 1.00

03:06:40.000 And he was like, fuck, shut up! 1.00

03:06:42.000 I can't breathe, man. 1.00

03:06:43.000 He's like, I can't fucking even breathe right now. 0.90

03:06:45.000 My cardio is down.

03:06:47.000 His hand was in the wrong spot.

03:06:49.000 That's an interesting thing.

03:06:50.000 I've never done more cardio in my life.

03:06:52.000 I do cardio super regularly.

03:06:54.000 Your boys at Aerosol hooked me up.

03:06:57.000 Did you finally get one?

03:07:01.000 My cardio was always the worst part of my jiu-jitsu game. 0.68

03:07:06.000 When you got somebody in a truck and you put a crotch repper on, Joe would just rip through people's legs. 0.94

03:07:14.000 It's a crotch ripper. 1.00

03:07:15.000 It's like a banana split in wrestling.

03:07:20.000 But it's a little different.

03:07:21.000 The legs are spread differently. 1.00

03:07:24.000 Joe is fucking the master of that motherfucker. 1.00

03:07:26.000 He's crushed. 1.00

03:07:27.000 He's crushed with it.

03:07:28.000 Are there any other comedians who did?

03:07:31.000 It just goes against your hip.

03:07:32.000 Are there any other comedians who wrestled or anything like that?

03:07:35.000 Adam Hunter.

03:07:36.000 Adam Hunter's a really good wrestler.

03:07:38.000 He's really good.

03:07:38.000 He teaches.

03:07:39.000 Who wrestled at the same high school?

03:07:40.000 We wrestled at the same high school.

03:07:40.000 Who else is there at the common store?

03:07:41.000 Jay Moore.

03:07:42.000 Jay Moore can wrestle.

03:07:43.000 Jay Moore?

03:07:44.000 That's not getting carried away.

03:07:45.000 No, no, no.

03:07:45.000 Jay Moore can wrestle.

03:07:46.000 I'd wrestle around with Jay a little bit.

03:07:47.000 Well, people tell me that Jay Moore actually has coached wrestling.

03:07:50.000 Well, Jay Moore's not...

03:07:52.000 No, he's not.

03:07:53.000 He's alright.

03:07:54.000 He's never coached like a kid or anything?

03:07:56.000 Yeah, he coached, but Jay wasn't a real wrestler.

03:07:58.000 But I'm just being, oh my god, look at this crash on TV. Holy shit. 0.99

03:08:03.000 Oh my god. 1.00

03:08:04.000 Oh my god, look at all these cars.

03:08:05.000 Did they all die?

03:08:07.000 Oh my god.

03:08:08.000 I thought walls didn't work.

03:08:09.000 Oh my god, look at the moon.

03:08:10.000 It's round, Eddie.

03:08:11.000 That's fake.

03:08:11.000 This whole thing's fake.

03:08:13.000 The moon.

03:08:13.000 The crash.

03:08:14.000 The walls don't work.

03:08:14.000 Look.

03:08:15.000 They don't.

03:08:16.000 The walls don't work.

03:08:17.000 Oh my Jesus. 1.00

03:08:18.000 Look at this shit, dude. 1.00

03:08:19.000 Oh, look at this pileup, dude. 1.00

03:08:20.000 Look at this.

03:08:21.000 This is insane.

03:08:22.000 How fast are these guys going, do you think?

03:08:24.000 202 miles an hour, sir.

03:08:25.000 Is that true?

03:08:26.000 Yeah, I had Dale Earnhardt Jr. You didn't watch Dale Earnhardt Jr.?

03:08:26.000 Yeah.

03:08:28.000 He was great on the podcast.

03:08:29.000 I liked that guy.

03:08:30.000 He's a really, really, really nice guy.

03:08:32.000 And talk about a guy who's had some problems with concussions.

03:08:35.000 I never thought about that.

03:08:36.000 He's had 1,000 concussions.

03:08:37.000 Dale Earnhardt Jr.?

03:08:37.000 Who?

03:08:38.000 Yeah, man.

03:08:38.000 Really?

03:08:39.000 He had to go to rehab for it. 1.00

03:08:40.000 Look at this fucking crash, man. 1.00

03:08:44.000 They're all different crashes. 1.00

03:08:45.000 What?

03:08:46.000 In the same day?

03:08:47.000 Oh my god!

03:08:48.000 In the same day? 1.00

03:08:49.000 What the fuck? 1.00

03:08:49.000 Yeah, it's a race. 1.00

03:08:51.000 Is there a crash every race? 0.54

03:08:52.000 No!

03:08:52.000 Jesus Christ!

03:08:53.000 Every race.

03:08:54.000 There's got to be sure.

03:08:55.000 Really?

03:08:56.000 Are you sure about that?

03:08:57.000 Yeah.

03:08:58.000 100%?

03:08:59.000 Do you watch it?

03:09:00.000 No, but yeah, there's crashes all the time.

03:09:01.000 So a good night, you take the family to the raceway, a good night, three, four crashes.

03:09:06.000 Let's take a guess.

03:09:07.000 Let's take a guess.

03:09:08.000 Let's Google it. 1.00

03:09:09.000 Damn! 0.99

03:09:09.000 Eddie, what's your guess? 0.99

03:09:10.000 I have no idea.

03:09:11.000 What's that?

03:09:12.000 Do you think there's a crash every race?

03:09:14.000 No.

03:09:15.000 I believe Jamie because he's from Ohio.

03:09:15.000 No.

03:09:18.000 They don't watch NASCAR. I'm going to go with Jamie.

03:09:20.000 I think Jamie's correct.

03:09:22.000 Louisiana watches NASCAR. I would say most races end in some kind of a crash.

03:09:26.000 Colorado, all that shit. 1.00

03:09:28.000 It's all the same. 1.00

03:09:29.000 You guys are all the same.

03:09:30.000 Dude, who won it? 0.99

03:09:31.000 Because I could give two fucks. 0.98

03:09:33.000 Racing is a weird thing, though. 0.99

03:09:34.000 Can you imagine taking your family and spending $200 on the race and there's no crash?

03:09:38.000 It's an average of 220 crashes per year.

03:09:41.000 It's 360. That's not every show.

03:09:43.000 They race every day.

03:09:44.000 Yeah, there's like 30 races.

03:09:45.000 If they raced every weekend...

03:09:47.000 That's a shitload of crashes.

03:09:49.000 That's a lot of crashes.

03:09:51.000 You're pretty close.

03:09:52.000 And they don't race every weekend.

03:09:53.000 But do the main guys crash?

03:09:54.000 They're probably counting all the amateur races. 1.00

03:09:57.000 They're talking about the assholes in the back. 1.00

03:09:57.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

03:09:59.000 Jesus Christ.

03:10:02.000 Them boys make bank, though, huh?

03:10:02.000 Demolition.

03:10:04.000 Just left turns all day.

03:10:06.000 A lot of money.

03:10:06.000 Is there racing that goes the other way?

03:10:10.000 Do they ever say, fuck it? 1.00

03:10:12.000 Is that too crazy? 1.00

03:10:15.000 Probably in some Baltic state.

03:10:17.000 Well, the real racing is Formula One.

03:10:19.000 Correct!

03:10:20.000 Like my boy Daniel.

03:10:21.000 Yeah, well that's a different thing.

03:10:23.000 You know, I was watching that there's a, on YouTube, there's a video of an overlap between a GT3 car, which is like a Porsche like Brendan has, and a Formula One car.

03:10:35.000 It's like, Jesus Christ, they're so much faster!

03:10:38.000 You watch the GT3 car, you're like, oh, that guy's flying.

03:10:40.000 And then you see the Formula One car.

03:10:43.000 I want to see that.

03:10:45.000 Yeah, there's a video of it.

03:10:45.000 Do you have a video of that?

03:10:46.000 See if you get it online.

03:10:47.000 Comparison between Formula One and GT3. GT3 is like a Porsche.

03:10:52.000 You know how big Talladega Nights, the sequel, would be? 0.99

03:10:57.000 Oh, my motherfucking God. 0.97

03:10:59.000 Especially if they can get Borat to jump back on board. 0.99

03:11:01.000 Are you kidding me?

03:11:03.000 Bobby.

03:11:04.000 He was amazing.

03:11:05.000 Who's better than John C. Reilly and Will Ferrell? 1.00

03:11:08.000 When they're together, shit. 1.00

03:11:09.000 I know. 1.00

03:11:10.000 It's fucking magic. 0.99

03:11:11.000 Yeah, it might be it. 1.00

03:11:12.000 Look at that.

03:11:13.000 Look at the difference.

03:11:13.000 Look at this.

03:11:14.000 See the one on the left and one on the right?

03:11:15.000 Look at the one on the right.

03:11:16.000 The one on the right is Formula One.

03:11:17.000 The one on the left is GT3. It's fucking crazy the difference. 0.89

03:11:21.000 See that car and then watch it. 0.98

03:11:23.000 Look at which faster. 1.00

03:11:25.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:11:27.000 Oh my god. 1.00

03:11:28.000 That is real racing. 0.99

03:11:30.000 That's why Europeans think Americans are goofy. 1.00

03:11:33.000 Fuck. 1.00

03:11:34.000 That's Indy? 1.00

03:11:35.000 That's Formula One.

03:11:35.000 You're Martian for error.

03:11:37.000 Yeah, that's Formula One.

03:11:38.000 That's basically, you're like sitting on a missile.

03:11:41.000 Well, they're also...

03:11:42.000 If you see, it's a changing course.

03:11:45.000 The Formula 1 course has a lot of turns, right?

03:11:49.000 See if you could get a map of a Formula 1. That's right.

03:11:52.000 Formula is like a crazy track when NASCAR is just a circle.

03:11:58.000 Exactly.

03:11:59.000 NASCAR is like an oval, right?

03:12:01.000 Most of the time, yeah.

03:12:02.000 They do have street courses, though.

03:12:03.000 Oh, they do?

03:12:03.000 NASCAR does?

03:12:04.000 Yeah, they don't usually do it, though.

03:12:05.000 What's an average formula?

03:12:08.000 Pull up a famous...

03:12:09.000 I'm pulling up.

03:12:09.000 What's a famous...

03:12:12.000 Formula One race.

03:12:13.000 They have a bunch, right?

03:12:14.000 Sure.

03:12:15.000 I know there was a guy.

03:12:17.000 You know that.

03:12:18.000 What's a famous Formula One race?

03:12:20.000 Mario Andretti.

03:12:21.000 A famous Formula One race?

03:12:23.000 Racer or race?

03:12:24.000 No, race.

03:12:25.000 A race. 0.88

03:12:26.000 Isn't the one in Monaco?

03:12:28.000 Isn't there one in Monaco?

03:12:29.000 Grand Prix.

03:12:29.000 Do you know what that one's called?

03:12:30.000 Monaco.

03:12:31.000 The Monaco.

03:12:31.000 It's got 17 and 19 turns in it.

03:12:34.000 Yeah, okay.

03:12:35.000 Let me see what that looks like.

03:12:36.000 Let's see what that looks like.

03:12:36.000 Jamie is...

03:12:37.000 Hey, this guy's a handsome devil.

03:12:39.000 Beautiful, man.

03:12:40.000 When am I going to lose it?

03:12:41.000 I haven't lost it yet. 1.00

03:12:41.000 Look at all that shit. 1.00

03:12:42.000 God damn, those are crazy. 1.00

03:12:42.000 Look at all those turns. 1.00

03:12:44.000 Look at the upper right-hand corner.

03:12:45.000 Like a fish's mouth.

03:12:47.000 Look at that crazy turn.

03:12:48.000 Like an eel face.

03:12:49.000 Look at that turn.

03:12:49.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

03:12:50.000 So what do you think the NASCAR thing is? 1.00

03:12:51.000 Holy shit. 1.00

03:12:52.000 Why don't they want all that shit? 1.00

03:12:54.000 Because they want to be able to see the whole race from where they're sitting. 1.00

03:12:58.000 Because here, you can't see shit if you're sitting in Formula One. 0.99

03:13:02.000 It's so expensive. 0.99

03:13:03.000 Who's waiting for the cars to pass by? 0.99

03:13:04.000 This sucks. 0.94

03:13:06.000 That's why there's nobody there. 0.98

03:13:08.000 There's like four people standing there.

03:13:12.000 You want to watch a car and just race?

03:13:14.000 I get it. 1.00

03:13:15.000 Those fucking country guys, they got a damn. 1.00

03:13:17.000 That's exactly right. 1.00

03:13:18.000 Meanwhile, they think they're intellectual.

03:13:21.000 You're only going to get to see it.

03:13:22.000 It's like odds.

03:13:23.000 You're only going to get to see it.

03:13:24.000 That's it.

03:13:25.000 Let's play free time with that flamethrower.

03:13:27.000 He's right.

03:13:28.000 Are you listening to him? 1.00

03:13:28.000 They have fucking tents and shit. 1.00

03:13:30.000 Have barbecues. 1.00

03:13:32.000 Yeah.

03:13:33.000 You get to see 30 seconds of car.

03:13:37.000 Meanwhile, the country, they're the ones that are geniuses.

03:13:40.000 This wreck happened this year in the F1 race in China. 0.99

03:13:42.000 Oh, this is where the girl fucks up. 1.00

03:13:43.000 Did someone die? 0.99

03:13:46.000 I don't want to see it.

03:13:47.000 No, she broke her neck. 0.99

03:13:49.000 She's back, though.

03:13:50.000 She's pretty hot, too. 1.00

03:13:51.000 She's still racing? 1.00

03:13:52.000 Hell yeah, she's back right now.

03:13:55.000 Maybe there was just bone spurs in there.

03:13:58.000 She flies into the wall. 0.95

03:14:00.000 She flew into the wall.

03:14:01.000 She's young, too.

03:14:03.000 She's alright, though.

03:14:04.000 She's only 17?

03:14:05.000 She races Formula One? 0.91

03:14:06.000 She's not legal. 1.00

03:14:07.000 Holy fuck, dude. 1.00

03:14:08.000 How crazy is that? 1.00

03:14:12.000 Her parents got assigned for that shit. 1.00

03:14:14.000 For sure go to school. 1.00

03:14:16.000 Jesus Christ.

03:14:17.000 But Formula One is so expensive, like just to have one car.

03:14:20.000 So expensive.

03:14:21.000 Does it?

03:14:22.000 It's more?

03:14:24.000 Way more.

03:14:25.000 How come?

03:14:26.000 Oh, so much more. 1.00

03:14:26.000 Fucking European prices. 1.00

03:14:28.000 It's like the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds. 1.00

03:14:31.000 Is that what they do?

03:14:32.000 You admit it.

03:14:32.000 It's like...

03:14:34.000 Is that Illuminati?

03:14:35.000 I'll admit nothing.

03:14:37.000 Illuminati.

03:14:38.000 Move in.

03:14:39.000 Move in.

03:14:39.000 How couldn't Formula One be Illuminati?

03:14:44.000 How couldn't it be?

03:14:47.000 What if it wasn't?

03:14:48.000 I know it is.

03:14:49.000 What if it wasn't?

03:14:51.000 What if it wasn't?

03:14:53.000 Just a quick Google search.

03:14:55.000 The price to run at a NASCAR team. 0.99

03:14:56.000 If the Illuminati are not at Formula One races, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99

03:15:00.000 Hold on, listen to Jamie here for a moment, please. 0.99

03:15:03.000 I just quickly Google searched.

03:15:04.000 An average team costs anywhere between $20 to $60 million for NASCAR. For F1, it's anywhere between $200.

03:15:11.000 It's around $250 million, it says.

03:15:13.000 It's expensive.

03:15:13.000 What?

03:15:15.000 And those Red Bull, Mercedes, Ferrari, Porsche, those boys make bank too.

03:15:22.000 Hey, buddy, Daniel, there's Lewis Hamilton.

03:15:26.000 How about Lewis Hamilton was a mixed family. 0.97

03:15:28.000 His dad would fucking work like three jobs just because it's so expensive as a kid to do it. 0.94

03:15:33.000 He's like, I'll pay for it, but you gotta win. 0.99

03:15:35.000 You gotta fucking win if I'm going to do this. 0.97

03:15:37.000 How crazy is it that nobody knows about it, but there's so much money involved in it? 0.99

03:15:41.000 No, America doesn't know about it.

03:15:42.000 America doesn't know about it.

03:15:44.000 My brother does, but that's about it.

03:15:46.000 Guys, we've got to stop talking over each other.

03:15:48.000 I know.

03:15:51.000 I know.

03:15:53.000 Go ahead.

03:15:54.000 Nobody, there's no like, no kids are into Formula One racing. 0.99

03:15:59.000 Unless you're born into like the Vanderbilt, the fucking Harrimans, you know what I mean? 1.00

03:16:05.000 They don't, the masses are not into this shit. 1.00

03:16:08.000 You and I are not getting it. 1.00

03:16:09.000 But that's only in America, right?

03:16:12.000 In Europe, it's very popular. 1.00

03:16:13.000 The kids don't give a fuck about that shit in Europe. 1.00

03:16:16.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

03:16:16.000 It's huge in Europe. 1.00

03:16:18.000 It's huge.

03:16:19.000 No, they love it.

03:16:20.000 No, I think it's wrong.

03:16:21.000 Lewis Hamilton grew up doing it.

03:16:22.000 My boy Dana grew up doing it.

03:16:23.000 I think that's incorrect.

03:16:24.000 I think only the Rockefellers are into it. 0.68

03:16:27.000 I think that's incorrect.

03:16:28.000 They like it in Australia as well.

03:16:29.000 As somebody who grew up overseas, I can promise you, in the Middle East, in anywhere in Europe, my father is at Vanderbilt. 0.99

03:16:37.000 Damn. 0.99

03:16:37.000 Okay. 0.99

03:16:40.000 But it's so popular.

03:16:42.000 Ariat Senna.

03:16:43.000 Look at Senna's funeral.

03:16:45.000 Bring up Ariat Senna's funeral in Brazil.

03:16:48.000 He died.

03:16:49.000 He was the best.

03:16:51.000 And take a look at how many people showed up for his funeral in Brazil.

03:16:54.000 Take a look at this, please.

03:16:55.000 More or less than Michael Jackson.

03:16:57.000 He was a racer?

03:16:58.000 Yeah.

03:16:59.000 He was a nice racer.

03:17:01.000 And he's got his son who races now?

03:17:02.000 I believe so.

03:17:03.000 He was the greatest.

03:17:04.000 And he was such a monk.

03:17:05.000 He wouldn't even hang with girls.

03:17:07.000 In the US, we would never know.

03:17:07.000 He was like a matador.

03:17:08.000 He only thought about racing. 0.79

03:17:11.000 He was a beast, dude.

03:17:12.000 Yeah.

03:17:13.000 And I think a thing went through his...

03:17:15.000 Look at that funeral.

03:17:16.000 Look at that funeral.

03:17:17.000 Everybody came out.

03:17:18.000 It goes all the way back.

03:17:18.000 Everybody.

03:17:20.000 There's an amazing documentary just called Senna.

03:17:22.000 You can get it on iTunes.

03:17:23.000 Netflix?

03:17:24.000 Maybe.

03:17:25.000 I don't know.

03:17:25.000 Maybe it's on Netflix.

03:17:26.000 Why is everything Netflix with you?

03:17:27.000 It might be.

03:17:28.000 I'm not sure.

03:17:29.000 I'm not sure.

03:17:29.000 But I got it off of iTunes.

03:17:31.000 It's fucking incredible, man. 0.90

03:17:32.000 When you see the footage of those guys. 0.98

03:17:35.000 Man, it's just like... 0.93

03:17:36.000 I mean, you're living your life on these split-second decisions and controlling some impossibly powerful vehicle when you're going around these fucking turns and everything's happening so fast. 0.94

03:17:46.000 And this guy just had this lightning precision ability to make decisions. 0.68

03:17:51.000 He was a hero.

03:17:51.000 It's like Dale Earnhardt Jr. when his pappy died.

03:17:55.000 Then they fixed the car, so no one's really died since. 0.99

03:17:57.000 Once his dad died, they're like, we need to fix this shit. 0.98

03:18:00.000 And now there's all sorts of safety stuff in it. 0.99

03:18:02.000 That was a fascinating conversation about how many concussions that guys had because I never would have thought of that.

03:18:09.000 How many did he have?

03:18:10.000 A ton!

03:18:11.000 He had to do rehab for it.

03:18:13.000 A bunch of rehab.

03:18:14.000 And he had moments where for six months he was just a mess. 0.96

03:18:18.000 Andy Stumpf, he's had so many concussions because they would blast doors, and he would be the one to set the charge, and all his friends are hanging, hiding, and he'd be like, where the fuck am I going to go? 0.62

03:18:28.000 Andy said he's had over like 200. 200 concussions.

03:18:31.000 That can't end well.

03:18:32.000 Got shot in the hip, can't feel his foot from the knee down.

03:18:36.000 Why is he staying with you right now?

03:18:38.000 Because he had a place to stay, but I go, stay with me.

03:18:41.000 What are you doing? 1.00

03:18:42.000 We're going to have a fucking party. 1.00

03:18:45.000 When we were on The Man Show, we had a sketch that got declined. 0.99

03:18:49.000 It was about an Asian NASCAR driver.

03:18:52.000 He was blowing up because he was just always wrecking and drove the ratings up, so everybody wanted him.

03:18:52.000 Oh, that's right.

03:18:59.000 It's not a bad sketch.

03:19:01.000 You would have to have an Asian guy write that, though.

03:19:03.000 Like, if Bobby Lee wrote that, it would be cool.

03:19:05.000 But if we wrote it, it would be super rude.

03:19:06.000 He was involved in the most epic wrecks.

03:19:08.000 You know what I mean?

03:19:09.000 And people loved him.

03:19:11.000 What do we got here?

03:19:13.000 We're watching golf.

03:19:14.000 How dare us? 1.00

03:19:16.000 Who's ever played this shit? 1.00

03:19:17.000 I've played it. 1.00

03:19:18.000 It's boring.

03:19:19.000 I've played a lot.

03:19:20.000 Really?

03:19:20.000 A lot, buddy?

03:19:21.000 Your pappy plays, right?

03:19:23.000 I used to play once a year in a charity event. 1.00

03:19:25.000 They can't wiretap you out in the fucking golf course. 0.99

03:19:28.000 That's why all those rich white people, they're out there going, I'm glad you guys agreed that you have the same view on politics. 1.00

03:19:37.000 Golf, it's just an excuse.

03:19:39.000 Is there a one game that symbolizes more like really super rich dudes out there making deals, playing a game, like golf?

03:19:47.000 Nothing.

03:19:48.000 They literally tell you, if you want to succeed in business, people tell you, you should learn how to play golf.

03:19:54.000 Tell us how it happens, Brian.

03:19:55.000 And it's 99% white.

03:19:56.000 He doesn't go out there playing golf with business people. 0.99

03:19:59.000 Hypothetically, like OJ. I'll tell you a real story.

03:19:59.000 But imagine.

03:20:03.000 I'll tell you a true story.

03:20:04.000 How does it go down?

03:20:05.000 Here's a good story for you.

03:20:06.000 Tell me about it.

03:20:07.000 So, my mother and my father, this guy comes out to play golf.

03:20:11.000 My father, who was a big investment guy, and he wanted my father to invest in his company.

03:20:16.000 What year is this?

03:20:17.000 In this investment firm, whatever thing.

03:20:19.000 What year, B? What year?

03:20:21.000 This is 1990. They're on a mild tee.

03:20:25.000 Yep, yep, yep.

03:20:26.000 1990. And they go out to play golf in Greenwich, Connecticut.

03:20:31.000 My mother watches him.

03:20:33.000 Everybody cheats at golf.

03:20:34.000 But my mother sees him kick the ball just a little bit into a better lie.

03:20:40.000 Because he was in a taller grass, kicked the ball into like shorter grass so he could get a better swing.

03:20:45.000 Here's the difference.

03:20:46.000 When I do that, I go, I'm kicking the ball in.

03:20:49.000 He did it, but he looked around to make sure nobody was watching.

03:20:53.000 My mother, Sicilian girl from New York City, just went, oh, interesting. 0.96

03:20:57.000 Oh, your mom's a snitch. 1.00

03:20:58.000 She goes, you tried to do it. 0.95

03:21:00.000 Snitch. 1.00

03:21:00.000 Your mom's a fucking snitch. 1.00

03:21:02.000 Snitch, bro. 1.00

03:21:03.000 That's the takeaway.

03:21:03.000 So watch this.

03:21:04.000 Your mom's a snitch. 1.00

03:21:05.000 My mother goes, wow, that guy just cheated secretly and it's a bullshit game. 1.00

03:21:09.000 Snitch. 1.00

03:21:10.000 She goes, bad guy.

03:21:11.000 She says to my father.

03:21:11.000 Bad guy?

03:21:12.000 She goes, watch this.

03:21:13.000 She goes, don't invest in this thing. 1.00

03:21:15.000 That guy's a crook. 1.00

03:21:16.000 My father goes, bullshit. 1.00

03:21:17.000 She goes, if you do, I'm going to divorce you. 1.00

03:21:19.000 My father goes, Jesus, you're really serious.

03:21:21.000 He goes, I'll divorce you. 0.97

03:21:22.000 Well, hey, what if you were playing pool?

03:21:23.000 Check it out.

03:21:24.000 Guy went to jail.

03:21:25.000 Guy went to jail for 15 years.

03:21:27.000 It was a huge deal.

03:21:27.000 That guy was Donald Trump.

03:21:28.000 I'll tell you his name afterwards, but he was a huge fucking scam artist. 1.00

03:21:32.000 He was one of those guys. 0.99

03:21:33.000 In the news, everything else, that whole thing, everybody invested went pro.

03:21:36.000 What guy? 0.99

03:21:36.000 Don't do shit around Mama Callen. 0.99

03:21:39.000 Mama Callen's a snitch. 1.00

03:21:40.000 Why is he looking at you?

03:21:42.000 You know that guy.

03:21:43.000 You know that guy, bro.

03:21:44.000 What guy?

03:21:45.000 You know that guy.

03:21:46.000 Okay, so what happens?

03:21:48.000 The little things in life you can pick up on.

03:21:51.000 Well, Jiu-Jitsu, perfect example.

03:21:52.000 Eddie, remember, there was one time where Eddie met this guy.

03:21:56.000 And the guy just started doing jujitsu.

03:21:58.000 Like, he was a white belt. 0.87

03:21:59.000 And he called Eddie up and he told Eddie, yeah, I got a bunch of guys on a triangle today.

03:22:03.000 And I armbarred a guy. 0.99

03:22:04.000 And he was like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

03:22:06.000 And he knew right away. 1.00

03:22:08.000 Like, this guy's full of shit. 1.00

03:22:10.000 Bro, you didn't triangle a bunch of people and armbar people on your first day. 1.00

03:22:15.000 You don't even know how to do those things.

03:22:16.000 That's so weird.

03:22:17.000 People lie in the weirdest way.

03:22:18.000 But he knew right away.

03:22:19.000 Eddie talking to him, he's like, what?

03:22:22.000 Because the only reason he started doing jujitsu is because he wanted us to co-promote some kind of martial arts event.

03:22:33.000 And I didn't know if he was a legit promoter or not.

03:22:36.000 He seemed really cool.

03:22:37.000 He knew some people that I knew.

03:22:40.000 He wanted to do the show and he was going to involve me in it. 0.97

03:22:44.000 Then he came down to my school and after one class, he's telling me the next day, I fucking loved it, man. 0.91

03:22:51.000 I triangled a couple guys. 0.90

03:22:52.000 I'm like, wait a minute, first day ever?

03:22:55.000 He goes, yeah, I'm so crazy.

03:22:56.000 This comes natural to me. 1.00

03:22:58.000 And I thought, shit, maybe I shouldn't go into business with this guy. 0.99

03:23:02.000 So right there, I was like, I gotta back out now. 1.00

03:23:05.000 This motherfucker lying about jujitsu. 1.00

03:23:06.000 He'll lie about everything else. 1.00

03:23:10.000 There came a time where I had to sit him down, you know, but it was ugly.

03:23:14.000 Sit him down and kick him out of the gym. 0.98

03:23:15.000 Joe and I, ever since we were, like, we've known each other since we were 28, and we'd just be talking, and then, like, I'd say something.

03:23:22.000 I'd be like, yeah.

03:23:23.000 You know, I'd be like, I don't know.

03:23:25.000 Yeah, I thought whatever it might be.

03:23:27.000 Like, I tapped him out, and then I'm like, not really.

03:23:30.000 You know, whatever we'd say.

03:23:32.000 We'd be like, what?

03:23:33.000 You'd tell a little white lie because you just didn't, you're just, it's convenient, and then I was like, you have to walk it back.

03:23:37.000 Never happened.

03:23:39.000 You're like, nah, it didn't happen. 0.98

03:23:40.000 It's a weird thing when people make shit up, though. 0.93

03:23:42.000 Yeah, he was a kung fu champion. 0.99

03:23:44.000 Traveled to Okinawa, fought everyone bare knuckle.

03:23:46.000 There was a lot of those guys.

03:23:48.000 Back when I first opened up 10th Planet, this was 2004, there was a girl that trained there.

03:23:54.000 And she just started training there.

03:23:55.000 She was like a CrossFit-type chick. 1.00

03:23:57.000 She was like buff.

03:23:57.000 And she just started.

03:23:58.000 She was like six months into it.

03:24:01.000 And she starts telling me that she tapped one of my purple belts.

03:24:05.000 And she's 105 pounds. 1.00

03:24:07.000 I'm like, damn. 0.99

03:24:23.000 Sometimes when you go with a kid You let them take an arm bar. 0.99

03:24:26.000 You let them.

03:24:27.000 When they're kids.

03:24:28.000 But when they're adults, if you do that to them, they're gonna actually think they really tapped you.

03:24:34.000 They're not gonna know.

03:24:35.000 Some of them will say, oh, he let me.

03:24:37.000 He's going light.

03:24:38.000 He let me.

03:24:39.000 He's going light. 1.00

03:24:40.000 Some will go, fuck, I'm tapping these motherfuckers out. 1.00

03:24:43.000 And I'm a bad motherfucker. 1.00

03:24:45.000 And this girl totally thought that. 0.99

03:24:47.000 Well, I remember when I first learned, man, I was a little confused.

03:24:50.000 I was like, what's happening here?

03:24:52.000 Am I actually tapping this person?

03:24:53.000 This doesn't make any sense.

03:24:55.000 I'm like, I figured it out pretty quick.

03:24:58.000 And then the girl called me.

03:24:59.000 The girl called me and said, hey, listen, I'm excited.

03:25:02.000 I just won first place in my division and second place in absolute.

03:25:08.000 Call me back.

03:25:09.000 I want to tell you what's up.

03:25:10.000 She was so excited.

03:25:12.000 She won first place in her division and second place in absolutes.

03:25:17.000 How many matches do you think she won? 0.99

03:25:19.000 Two.

03:25:20.000 Zero.

03:25:22.000 Did everybody forfeit?

03:25:25.000 She won her division because no one showed up. 0.99

03:25:28.000 She had one match in absolute and she lost.

03:25:35.000 She won her division and she got second in absolute.

03:25:40.000 She was acting like she won the lottery. 0.98

03:25:43.000 There was a girl I dated. 1.00

03:25:45.000 It's like crying and shit. 0.99

03:25:47.000 There was a girl I went on a date with. 0.99

03:25:49.000 Like, this ain't American Idol.

03:25:51.000 I went on a date with a girl.

03:25:52.000 You didn't find any.

03:25:53.000 You lost. 0.99

03:25:53.000 It's so fucking weird. 0.99

03:25:55.000 Some people do that. 0.95

03:25:56.000 I went on a date with a girl, and she was weird. 0.99

03:25:59.000 We went on a date, and I was like, this is weird.

03:26:00.000 She was just weird.

03:26:02.000 Just a little zany.

03:26:03.000 And then I get a call from her a year later, and she goes, make sure you watch.

03:26:07.000 It was a show like The Practice.

03:26:09.000 Make sure you watch The Practice.

03:26:10.000 She goes, because my hands are in it, and I push a door.

03:26:17.000 I'm not kidding.

03:26:18.000 I go...

03:26:18.000 I start laughing.

03:26:20.000 I go, yeah, right.

03:26:20.000 I go, what are you talking about?

03:26:21.000 She goes, well, my hands are...

03:26:23.000 You'll see my hands.

03:26:25.000 I'm just calling my friends.

03:26:26.000 Tell them because that's like my first TV thing.

03:26:28.000 I go, you got to get out more.

03:26:31.000 Are there hand actors?

03:26:32.000 I go, you got to get out more.

03:26:33.000 She goes...

03:26:34.000 What?

03:26:34.000 I go, you can't tell people that.

03:26:39.000 You can't call people and tell them.

03:26:40.000 She goes, I have my whole family watching.

03:26:41.000 What are you talking about?

03:26:42.000 It's my first time on TV. I go, it's not.

03:26:43.000 It's your hands.

03:26:44.000 Because I guess Glenn closed somebody who was going to push the door, but they used her hands instead because she's not going to do a close-up picture.

03:26:50.000 And I go, you can't.

03:26:53.000 Tell people.

03:26:54.000 She was so excited.

03:26:54.000 She's a good person, but I was like, you can't tell people that.

03:26:57.000 You can't tell people that, because they're going to think it's weird.

03:27:00.000 And some people just don't have a gauge, maybe, for how weird that sounds.

03:27:03.000 It might be a big deal to them, though, you know?

03:27:05.000 Like, you're on all these big TV shows for her. 0.65

03:27:07.000 You've got to know that that's not a big deal.

03:27:08.000 Maybe she comes from a small town, and she's like, look, those are my... 0.99

03:27:11.000 A huge part of success is knowing when you suck and when you're good. 0.99

03:27:16.000 That's not a matter of sucking or gooding. 0.98

03:27:18.000 It's a matter of it's not being that important a moment.

03:27:21.000 But for her, if she likes you, she thinks maybe you'd want to see her.

03:27:25.000 Oh, that's my friend Alice's hands.

03:27:27.000 No, because we had lost talk.

03:27:29.000 Come on, man.

03:27:30.000 I was in a rollercoaster.

03:27:31.000 She was calling everybody.

03:27:32.000 Maybe or maybe she was trying to reconnect with one of the more interesting guys.

03:27:37.000 No, I was number 78 on the list, bro.

03:27:38.000 No, I was number 78. I wish that was true.

03:27:40.000 I wish it was true.

03:27:42.000 Maybe she was trying to reconnect with a well-read, handsome gentleman with a real six-pack without even flexing. 1.00

03:27:51.000 And a real career, and she was trying to fuck. 1.00

03:27:53.000 I didn't have a real career back then. 0.99

03:27:54.000 She likes strange, whittled-down wrists and forearms.

03:27:57.000 Hey, man, don't say anything about my wrists, man. 1.00

03:27:59.000 I'm sensitive about that shit, bro. 0.99

03:28:00.000 Something pokey. 1.00

03:28:00.000 Pokey. 1.00

03:28:01.000 Wrists and forearms.

03:28:02.000 I'm sorry.

03:28:03.000 You took your shirt off. 1.00

03:28:05.000 This is stupid. 1.00

03:28:05.000 I got carried away. 1.00

03:28:07.000 I'm an idiot. 1.00

03:28:09.000 I'm an idiot. 1.00

03:28:10.000 This whole podcast is ridiculous. 1.00

03:28:12.000 I'm 52, and I took my shirt off, and I was throwing punches. 0.97

03:28:14.000 There's no difference, man.

03:28:15.000 The only difference is you're better at being a person than you were when you were 32 or 22. Yeah, that's all it is.

03:28:20.000 Or you're just stuck in your ways.

03:28:22.000 No, you're better at being a person. 0.99

03:28:23.000 You're better at doing it with the least amount of fucking stress and more friendly. 0.99

03:28:29.000 You're better at life. 0.99

03:28:29.000 Yeah, you're better at life. 0.99

03:28:31.000 But at the end of the day, you're just a person. 1.00

03:28:33.000 It's all the same shit. 1.00

03:28:34.000 Shredded, but still a person. 1.00

03:28:35.000 Did he have...

03:28:36.000 What did they call that?

03:28:37.000 Did he have...

03:28:38.000 What is that?

03:28:38.000 Obliques.

03:28:39.000 No, no, no.

03:28:40.000 There's a...

03:28:40.000 Dick root or something.

03:28:42.000 Dick root? 1.00

03:28:42.000 No, he wasn't showing dick root. 1.00

03:28:43.000 Yeah, he wasn't showing dick root. 1.00

03:28:44.000 No dick root? 0.99

03:28:44.000 Dick root is when guys pull their sweatpants down. 0.99

03:28:51.000 It's a weird thing that, you know, it's kind of grown.

03:29:04.000 I think it's going to go the way of the bell-bottom, personally.

03:29:07.000 Dick Root? 0.91

03:29:08.000 Yeah, I get it, bro.

03:29:09.000 No one shows it now.

03:29:10.000 When's the last time you saw it?

03:29:11.000 Those guys are still slinging it.

03:29:12.000 The greatest is the game. 1.00

03:29:15.000 They're still wearing fucking afflictions. 1.00

03:29:16.000 The game with his dick. 1.00

03:29:18.000 I can't believe the game showed his dick like that. 1.00

03:29:19.000 He's a fat dick. 1.00

03:29:20.000 I want to let you guys know that I co-opt. 1.00

03:29:23.000 That's my term.

03:29:24.000 Dick Root. 1.00

03:29:24.000 I invented that shit. 1.00

03:29:25.000 So if it's out there, it's a lexicon. 1.00

03:29:28.000 You know, my boy Brett Ernst says that.

03:29:30.000 The guy's got a good root.

03:29:31.000 Depressive root.

03:29:32.000 That's a different thing.

03:29:33.000 That's a different thing. 0.99

03:29:34.000 He's talking about the physical dick. 1.00

03:29:36.000 Dick root is the base, like the bottom of the tree, bro. 1.00

03:29:39.000 Like where the leaves hit the bark.

03:29:40.000 Good thing DC's clear in that picture.

03:29:44.000 He's got a MacBook.

03:29:46.000 Oh, cool.

03:29:46.000 Thanks for being clear on the right there.

03:29:48.000 Well, you know, they're Skyping him in, man.

03:29:50.000 That's the difference between ESPN from decades ago and now. 0.99

03:29:54.000 People don't give a fuck. 1.00

03:29:55.000 Think about how many YouTube videos that people watch that are all grainy and shit. 1.00

03:29:58.000 They don't care. 0.99

03:29:58.000 They want the information. 0.99

03:30:00.000 They want to hear Cormier talk.

03:30:02.000 What's going on?

03:30:02.000 You want to fight Francis?

03:30:03.000 I think Brendan needs CNN. I think he needs good production.

03:30:06.000 You know that DC's wearing his options.

03:30:08.000 You know he's wearing his options.

03:30:09.000 You need to see Washington Post.

03:30:10.000 DC's going to defend his Mexican brother.

03:30:14.000 Wow.

03:30:15.000 He's...

03:30:16.000 DC vs. 0.99

03:30:17.000 Francis would be fucking crazy. 0.98

03:30:20.000 Still going DC. Wow, really? 1.00

03:30:22.000 I don't bet against DC, unless it's against John Jones.

03:30:25.000 It's hard to bet against Ngannou.

03:30:27.000 Really?

03:30:28.000 I mean, you could tell how much stronger he was than Kane.

03:30:32.000 Usually Kane throws people around, but he couldn't throw this dude around.

03:30:37.000 Talk about Kane from 2002, Eddie.

03:30:40.000 John would beat Francis.

03:30:42.000 Let me tell you something, man.

03:30:43.000 John Jones?

03:30:43.000 Yeah.

03:30:43.000 Wow.

03:30:45.000 I bet, oh dude, five dollars.

03:30:47.000 Why waste a handshake?

03:30:49.000 John's on another level.

03:30:50.000 Another level technically.

03:30:51.000 I bet you're rich now or something.

03:30:53.000 Like yeah, five dollars don't mean nothing.

03:30:54.000 Who does John fight next?

03:30:55.000 The thing about, if DC fought Francis, DC would not, you know, he has more options.

03:31:00.000 He's healthier than Kane is.

03:31:02.000 Right?

03:31:03.000 He's got more options in terms of the way he moves.

03:31:05.000 He's 40. Also, yeah he is.

03:31:06.000 But also, he's got success at heavyweight against Stipe.

03:31:09.000 He's won the Strikeforce Grand Prix.

03:31:12.000 I mean, he threw Josh Barnett around.

03:31:14.000 He knocked out Stipe. 1.00

03:31:14.000 Like he was a fucking He was a tank, man. 1.00

03:31:15.000 He was a tank when he was in Strikeforce. 1.00

03:31:18.000 And then at 205, it may very well be that he fights at his best at heavyweight.

03:31:22.000 I like him and John at heavyweight because DC has power at heavyweight.

03:31:26.000 He doesn't cut weight.

03:31:27.000 We've never seen John at heavyweight.

03:31:29.000 I don't want to see them at light heavyweight.

03:31:30.000 We've seen how that works out, just not in the cards.

03:31:32.000 It would be a phenomenal fight at heavyweight. 1.00

03:31:34.000 At heavyweight, that shit is ridiculous. 0.99

03:31:36.000 But this guy at heavyweight, that's the scariest one. 1.00

03:31:40.000 See, I find John scarier.

03:31:42.000 Woo! 0.99

03:31:43.000 I find John Scarra.

03:31:44.000 You think it'll be like a DC avenging his brother's loss?

03:31:47.000 Oh, there it is.

03:31:48.000 That's how I set it up.

03:31:49.000 But DC's going to retire in March, he says.

03:31:51.000 When he turns 40. Which Dana's going to shut your fucking mouth for his money. 1.00

03:31:55.000 If they keep coming with the shackles. 1.00

03:31:57.000 You retire when I say.

03:31:58.000 So here's your money.

03:31:59.000 Here's John.

03:32:00.000 Wait, here's Brock.

03:32:01.000 Here's John.

03:32:03.000 Or here's Francis.

03:32:04.000 DC, to me, just from his stature, is the most impressive fighter to ever step in the octagon in terms of what he has to work with as far as being 5'9", 5'10", maybe?

03:32:15.000 No, he's taller than that.

03:32:17.000 He's 5'11".

03:32:17.000 I think he's 5'11".

03:32:18.000 He's at least 5'10".

03:32:19.000 Let's say 5'10".

03:32:21.000 I'll give him 5'10".

03:32:22.000 No, but you're right.

03:32:23.000 He's below six feet tall.

03:32:24.000 It's crazy. 0.64

03:32:24.000 And he's a tank. 0.64

03:32:25.000 His shoulders are narrow.

03:32:27.000 5'11".

03:32:28.000 And is basically undefeated except for Jon Jones.

03:32:32.000 It's astonishing.

03:32:33.000 He's so talented.

03:32:34.000 Jamie could find out right now.

03:32:36.000 But Google doesn't count for height and weight.

03:32:39.000 They don't?

03:32:40.000 I have an Instagram and he's standing next to him.

03:32:42.000 It's so weird.

03:32:43.000 He's here.

03:32:43.000 He's standing next to him.

03:32:44.000 But the UFC. You can have fucking cowboy boots on. 1.00

03:32:46.000 But he's still here. 1.00

03:32:47.000 They put Shane Conn at 6'5".

03:32:50.000 I was wearing stilts.

03:32:51.000 You could wear high heels.

03:32:52.000 High prints.

03:32:53.000 They put Karman at 6'5", he's 6'2".

03:32:56.000 Shane Karman.

03:32:57.000 I'm pretty sure 4'8 is probably the shortest heavyweight champion in the history of the sport, right?

03:33:03.000 Oh, he's a Hall of Famer.

03:33:04.000 That's Nganou right there.

03:33:05.000 Look at that.

03:33:06.000 Nganou.

03:33:06.000 Well, that'd be racist, Eddie.

03:33:08.000 And we'll just keep on moving.

03:33:10.000 Nganou is like 10 times more muscular than that dude.

03:33:13.000 Nganou is a real, unusual person. 1.00

03:33:16.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

03:33:17.000 Snap. 1.00

03:33:18.000 It's the one thing I don't give a fuck about to college basketball. 0.98

03:33:21.000 Yeah, I don't care either. 0.96

03:33:22.000 But it's weird, though, when you see these athletes...

03:33:24.000 It's not March, bro.

03:33:25.000 You don't understand it.

03:33:26.000 When you see these athletes like LeBron James, who's like a clear top-of-the-food-chain freak, when you see one of those guys, you see more of those guys in things like basketball and football, clearly, right?

03:33:40.000 What do you mean more?

03:33:40.000 You mean all of them?

03:33:41.000 All of them.

03:33:42.000 What are the numbers?

03:33:44.000 It's not all, but what do you think?

03:33:45.000 As freaks?

03:33:46.000 Yeah, yeah, freaks.

03:33:47.000 Where do the freaks go?

03:33:48.000 In the NBA? NBA has the biggest freaks.

03:33:51.000 NBA? No, NFL. Come on, man.

03:33:53.000 But let's just add them all.

03:33:54.000 Let's go three together. 0.86

03:33:55.000 NBA's freaky.

03:33:56.000 Let's go all three together.

03:33:57.000 Think about that.

03:33:57.000 How about your boy, your Corn Fred fan you brought to San Diego?

03:34:01.000 Who's that gigantic gentleman?

03:34:03.000 Oh, Joe Brofenstein.

03:34:03.000 Okay.

03:34:04.000 That gigantic gentleman is from another gene pool.

03:34:06.000 I don't know. 0.99

03:34:07.000 Fucking super nice guy. 0.98

03:34:08.000 He's skinny right now, dude. 0.99

03:34:09.000 He's so big. 1.00

03:34:11.000 You see his legs and ass. 1.00

03:34:12.000 That's the worst diet you've ever seen. 1.00

03:34:14.000 He eats fast food every day.

03:34:15.000 This is a perfect example.

03:34:18.000 They're hitting each other all day long.

03:34:20.000 Different sport.

03:34:21.000 They're tackling each other.

03:34:22.000 Well, you know what I mean?

03:34:23.000 There's freaks in both sports.

03:34:26.000 There's Hershel Walker.

03:34:26.000 All of them are freaks in the NBA. The Greek freak is seven foot.

03:34:32.000 They're freaks too.

03:34:33.000 As opposed to guys that are just throwing balls.

03:34:35.000 There's some freaks in everything, right?

03:34:36.000 There's a different kind of beast right there.

03:34:38.000 Guys with a ball.

03:34:39.000 There's nobody tackling him against a guy where there's people trying to kill you and drag you down.

03:34:44.000 That's the nature of the sport.

03:34:44.000 But as far as pure athletic ability, NBA has the biggest freaks in the world.

03:34:49.000 Wow.

03:34:50.000 Tallest guys is what you mean.

03:34:53.000 So you have these specimens, right?

03:34:56.000 You have these specimens that stand out.

03:34:57.000 We're talking about Ray Lewis.

03:34:58.000 You have these specimens that stand out in almost every sport, right?

03:35:01.000 And Brock Lesnar is a great example of that. 0.99

03:35:04.000 What basketball player can fuck with Ray Lewis? 0.99

03:35:06.000 Name one. 1.00

03:35:07.000 Maybe LeBron.

03:35:08.000 Maybe LeBron.

03:35:09.000 Maybe LeBron.

03:35:10.000 Maybe LeBron.

03:35:11.000 Maybe LeBron.

03:35:23.000 The NBA beats all of them.

03:35:25.000 Okay, in terms of like top of the food chain athletics.

03:35:27.000 Yeah, like speed, hot jump.

03:35:29.000 No, everything.

03:35:30.000 Agility.

03:35:31.000 It's basketball by far.

03:35:31.000 Throwing.

03:35:32.000 Okay, so let's just say.

03:35:34.000 Dominating another man.

03:35:35.000 But let's just say.

03:35:36.000 Let's just say.

03:35:38.000 Let's go NFL. Let's go NBA, UFC. Just narrow it down to those three.

03:35:43.000 UFC's way down.

03:35:44.000 Toughest guy is UFC. Right, but what are the percentages of real freaks?

03:35:50.000 Like the Brock Lesnar type freaks.

03:35:53.000 And the NFL and NBA. Who gets the most?

03:35:56.000 Who gets the most?

03:35:57.000 NFL. And what is the numbers?

03:35:59.000 They're all freaks.

03:36:00.000 Do 4% get down to the UFC? 10%?

03:36:03.000 Is it 25%?

03:36:04.000 I would say 2% of these freak athletes.

03:36:06.000 Wow. 0.99

03:36:06.000 Does freak mean you're a freak because you're a beast? 0.99

03:36:09.000 Or you're a freak because you can jump high? 0.97

03:36:12.000 Unusual.

03:36:14.000 Hugely unusual in every facet.

03:36:16.000 You look at a LeBron James.

03:36:18.000 I mean, fill in the blank.

03:36:19.000 There's a bunch of guys.

03:36:20.000 Every player.

03:36:21.000 Every player in the NBA. Look at all the fucking Golden State Warriors, the Greek freak. 1.00

03:36:25.000 Shaq. 1.00

03:36:26.000 Shaq.

03:36:26.000 I mean, even Stephon Curry is 6'3".

03:36:28.000 Height is important in basketball because they're throwing a ball around. 0.99

03:36:31.000 In basketball, for sure.

03:36:32.000 I'm talking about fighting.

03:36:33.000 In football, too.

03:36:35.000 Well, when you're talking about fighting, football is a way more violent encounter.

03:36:39.000 And people that would like...

03:36:41.000 Be probably better at fighting would be drawn to that.

03:36:43.000 You'd have to be more of a freak to be in that more of a violent sport. 0.99

03:36:47.000 That's a violent-ass sport. 0.98

03:36:49.000 Especially to be like super competitive. 0.96

03:36:51.000 Every play is violent.

03:36:54.000 Well, here's the other thing, too.

03:36:55.000 There's way more on the line.

03:36:57.000 There's way more on the line.

03:36:59.000 In regards to the NFL? Physical punishment.

03:37:02.000 Exactly.

03:37:03.000 But that doesn't mean you're more athletic because you're willing to run into a wall or get punched in the face.

03:37:06.000 It doesn't mean that.

03:37:07.000 That's a completely separate rule.

03:37:09.000 But we need super athletic guys to survive in this sport.

03:37:12.000 But here's the thing.

03:37:12.000 It's so important.

03:37:13.000 In the UFC? There's not enough money.

03:37:16.000 But here's the thing.

03:37:17.000 What if those guys started trickling over?

03:37:20.000 They're not in the UFC. Why would they trickle over though, Joe?

03:37:23.000 Well, because they think that they have a better chance at controlling their destiny fighting than they would if they think they're colliding with people all the time in the football field.

03:37:33.000 The thing about colliding with people is like, I really feel like certain guys, like look at Ryan Bader's last few fights.

03:37:41.000 I mean, they were talking about this in the Bellator broadcast.

03:37:44.000 The guy barely got hit in like three fights.

03:37:47.000 He won the Heavyweight Grand Prix.

03:37:48.000 One punch.

03:37:48.000 Against world-class competition.

03:37:50.000 How much money do you make?

03:37:51.000 I don't know.

03:37:51.000 That's a good question.

03:37:52.000 I'm sure you made a shitload of money.

03:37:53.000 Football players be making like $10 million a year.

03:37:56.000 Right.

03:37:56.000 But the thing is, he controlled his destiny in these encounters, which I don't think you totally can in football.

03:38:02.000 But still, Ryan Bader, the money he makes and the longevity and all that is a fraction of what an NFL or NBA player is.

03:38:10.000 100%.

03:38:11.000 So he might be the most famous guy in the world, but there's the guy who's the third-string quarterback on the San Diego Chargers who makes more money.

03:38:18.000 Exactly.

03:38:19.000 No, you're right.

03:38:19.000 I'm 100% with you.

03:38:20.000 Third-string?

03:38:21.000 They're stringing stuff.

03:38:22.000 They only carry two in the NFL these days.

03:38:24.000 It's just an exaggeration.

03:38:25.000 Wouldn't you rather be the guy who controls his own destiny? 0.99

03:38:29.000 No, because for every guy that controls his destiny, a lot of those guys are fucked over. 0.95

03:38:35.000 Because you have a pension, too, in the NFL. And there's a blueprint. 0.96

03:38:41.000 Pop Warner, high school, I'm good.

03:38:43.000 I get a college education.

03:38:44.000 I'm good.

03:38:45.000 I get drafted in.

03:38:45.000 He made $150,000 flat, and then he made...

03:38:49.000 After taxes, that's...

03:38:50.000 $150,000 flat. 0.99

03:38:51.000 What do you think he made with his sponsors and shit? 0.98

03:38:55.000 Because in Bellator, you can do the sponsors. 0.99

03:38:56.000 Let's say he made $250,000.

03:38:59.000 On top of that?

03:38:59.000 All told?

03:39:00.000 $250,000. 1.00

03:39:02.000 Damn. 1.00

03:39:03.000 Damn. 1.00

03:39:03.000 Wow. 1.00

03:39:04.000 That's about it, huh?

03:39:05.000 He's a world champion.

03:39:07.000 Yeah.

03:39:08.000 He's a double champion.

03:39:09.000 Yeah, he's a world champion.

03:39:11.000 Light heavyweight and heavyweight over there.

03:39:12.000 That's a weird thing, right?

03:39:13.000 That world champion thing.

03:39:15.000 It's almost like no one should be able to... 0.99

03:39:17.000 Remember they tried to do that shit with Fedor? 0.99

03:39:19.000 They tried to give him the whamma. 0.99

03:39:21.000 They gave him the whamma championship.

03:39:24.000 Remember that?

03:39:24.000 They invented a whamma, and everybody was like, what did you call it?

03:39:28.000 When you were watching Cro Cop last night, I thought, are they going to do Cro Cop Fedor?

03:39:34.000 Did that run through your mind?

03:39:35.000 It's Cro Cop's first fight in Bellator.

03:39:37.000 I went, I bet they're going to do set up Cro Cop Fedor. 0.99

03:39:39.000 That's a good idea. 0.97

03:39:41.000 I'd watch the fuck out of that. 0.99

03:39:42.000 I'd watch the shit out of that. 0.99

03:39:44.000 And that's where I'm at with those guys, right? 0.97

03:39:47.000 If they still want to do it, Cro Cop obviously still wants to do it.

03:39:50.000 Maybe you have Fedor on your show and you talk about a fight.

03:39:54.000 Well, it would be hard.

03:39:55.000 I would really want to talk to someone.

03:39:57.000 You need his translator there.

03:39:59.000 Joey and Yoel was great because I knew Joey and I knew Yoel.

03:40:03.000 Like when Joey and Yoel were together and Joey was like translating back and forth.

03:40:07.000 That was great.

03:40:08.000 But I would have to really know someone real well who spoke Russian.

03:40:11.000 Do you have any Russian friends?

03:40:12.000 Any Russian spies?

03:40:13.000 Callan can't call up your dad.

03:40:14.000 Callan's got some connections.

03:40:16.000 We're going to go to the beach and pick up a bottle with a message in it.

03:40:20.000 They say Fedor's favorite place there is Red Lobster, and his favorite clothing store is Abercrombie, which I find fascinating.

03:40:26.000 Likes that smell, and plus them pretty faces on the walls.

03:40:28.000 You like Abercrombie?

03:40:29.000 No, not for me.

03:40:32.000 What do you look for?

03:40:34.000 Starbucks.

03:40:35.000 A straight Starbucks.

03:40:36.000 No Chipotle, no Starbucks. 1.00

03:40:38.000 Gun to your head. 0.76

03:40:39.000 You go into one store. 0.99

03:40:41.000 Nordstrom's. 1.00

03:40:42.000 Damn. 1.00

03:40:42.000 What about Bloomingdale's? 1.00

03:40:45.000 No, bro.

03:40:46.000 They're nice too, but I said Nordstrom's, bro.

03:40:48.000 Nordstrom's, bro.

03:40:49.000 Why are you acting like a conspiratorial?

03:40:50.000 You go to Bloomingdale's, you pick up their jeans.

03:40:53.000 I went in there to buy my wife some jeans. 1.00

03:40:54.000 I'm like, God damn it. 1.00

03:40:56.000 These motherfuckers are 400 bucks? 1.00

03:40:57.000 It's not cheap. 1.00

03:40:59.000 Well, Nordstrom's has higher quality clothing. 0.99

03:41:01.000 How the fuck do you know that? 0.99

03:41:02.000 How do you know that? 0.99

03:41:03.000 They're both good.

03:41:05.000 You know what I want before we leave this podcast?

03:41:07.000 You're less of a human?

03:41:09.000 No, it's okay.

03:41:10.000 It's okay?

03:41:10.000 I mean, I won't talk to you.

03:41:11.000 You guys are going to hate me for this.

03:41:13.000 You know what I want?

03:41:14.000 I want one...

03:41:16.000 One example, Eddie, of why we should believe the earth is flat.

03:41:19.000 That's what I want.

03:41:19.000 Are you kidding me?

03:41:20.000 You son of a bitch. 1.00

03:41:21.000 I want it so bad, and I am high and drunk. 1.00

03:41:24.000 We can talk about flattery as long as it's a joke and it's funny.

03:41:28.000 I'm cool.

03:41:28.000 Because if it gets angry, then it's not fun.

03:41:30.000 I'm not married to that.

03:41:32.000 If it's jokey.

03:41:32.000 I'm not married to it.

03:41:34.000 Jokey, jokey.

03:41:35.000 Convince me that it's flat.

03:41:36.000 There's no way I could do that.

03:41:37.000 God.

03:41:38.000 Really?

03:41:38.000 There's not one example?

03:41:39.000 It takes about a year and a half.

03:41:41.000 A year and a half?

03:41:42.000 That's too much.

03:41:43.000 It's very hard.

03:41:44.000 Indoctrination is so strong.

03:41:45.000 You look at your son's cartoons.

03:41:47.000 It's all space. 1.00

03:41:48.000 I look at all the shit my son likes. 1.00

03:41:51.000 Everything is there. 1.00

03:41:52.000 I'm doing research on this currently.

03:41:54.000 I want to direct everyone to hashtag space is fake.

03:41:58.000 Because I've been doing research on space being fake.

03:42:01.000 Is that real?

03:42:01.000 That's a real site?

03:42:02.000 Yeah.

03:42:02.000 Hashtag space is fake is something I'm investigating for my next hour.

03:42:06.000 Yeah.

03:42:07.000 For legitimately looking deep into people that- Dude, flat earthers mock them.

03:42:11.000 Flat earthers mock them.

03:42:12.000 Flat earthers mock them.

03:42:13.000 Flat earthers mock them.

03:42:14.000 Flat earthers mock them.

03:42:16.000 Flat earthers mock them.

03:42:17.000 Flat earthers mock them.

03:42:18.000 Flat earthers mock them.

03:42:20.000 Flat earthers mock them.

03:42:24.000 Flat earthers mock them There's no way. 0.99

03:42:27.000 Anybody that thinks the Earth is flat, they totally don't believe what we're taught about what's above us.

03:42:34.000 So when people say space is fake, they mean all the stuff, information we're getting. 1.00

03:42:41.000 You're lying about that shit. 0.98

03:42:43.000 It's not that it doesn't exist. 1.00

03:42:45.000 Of course it exists.

03:42:46.000 We see it.

03:42:46.000 Right, of course.

03:42:47.000 But space is fake sounds ridiculous. 0.82

03:42:49.000 There's something out there. 0.64

03:42:50.000 We're looking at it and it's fake? 0.99

03:42:52.000 That's ridiculous. 0.93

03:42:52.000 That's not what it means. 0.93

03:42:53.000 It means that all the information we got, all those lights in the sky, they're lying to us.

03:42:59.000 NASA's lying? 0.71

03:42:59.000 They're lying to us. 0.71

03:43:01.000 Why would NASA lie?

03:43:01.000 And there's a reason, and I can sit here and tell you, but you guys don't want to hear it.

03:43:05.000 Hold on.

03:43:05.000 Can you give us the cliff notes?

03:43:09.000 The Cliff Notes are...

03:43:11.000 Have you studied any kind of a...

03:43:16.000 He doesn't need to be.

03:43:17.000 Let's hear just a few of it.

03:43:19.000 The goal has always been for the most powerful emperors is a one-world government.

03:43:26.000 They always wanted a one-world government.

03:43:28.000 All the Roman emperors, they try to figure out, they try to do different combinations.

03:43:32.000 And they would fall and a new emperor would come and go, you know what? 0.99

03:43:35.000 I'm going to fucking rule the world. 0.99

03:43:37.000 World domination, in other words. 1.00

03:43:38.000 I'm not going to let my soldiers get married.

03:43:41.000 That way we'll have a stronger army.

03:43:43.000 They have different philosophies. 1.00

03:43:44.000 Everyone believed different shit. 1.00

03:43:45.000 But they all wanted a one world government. 1.00

03:43:48.000 There's no way to have a fucking one world government. 1.00

03:43:50.000 Nobody's into that shit. 1.00

03:43:51.000 Right. 1.00

03:43:52.000 Not even other rulers from small countries are like, one world government?

03:43:55.000 That's gonna put me out of a job. 1.00

03:43:56.000 Fuck your one world government. 1.00

03:43:58.000 People that don't know shit about politics don't want a one world government. 1.00

03:44:02.000 There's no way you're gonna sell a one world government. 0.98

03:44:04.000 It's impossible.

03:44:05.000 The only way...

03:44:08.000 The only way to make a one-world government work is to have the people embrace it.

03:44:14.000 They have to want it because nobody wants it.

03:44:16.000 So the trick is to make people want it, to embrace it.

03:44:21.000 There's only one way.

03:44:22.000 I've got to pee.

03:44:23.000 Hold on.

03:44:24.000 This is very interesting.

03:44:25.000 I've heard this.

03:44:26.000 I know this.

03:44:27.000 I don't know this.

03:44:27.000 The only way.

03:44:28.000 And they've known this forever.

03:44:31.000 The Vatican knew this.

03:44:32.000 The Vatican, the Pope wanted to rule the world.

03:44:34.000 They all knew it, but they couldn't do it.

03:44:36.000 They all knew it, but they knew one way, but there's no way.

03:44:39.000 What's the one way, man?

03:44:40.000 The only way is if there was some extraterrestrial threat from up above us.

03:44:48.000 That would be the only way to have everyone embrace...

03:44:53.000 The one world government.

03:44:54.000 They all knew that for years.

03:44:56.000 They didn't work so far.

03:44:57.000 That's the plan.

03:44:58.000 They could never make it work.

03:44:59.000 They didn't have the technology 500 years ago.

03:45:02.000 The Vatican knew about it.

03:45:03.000 They wanted it.

03:45:04.000 And you go to the Vatican, you see paintings of UFOs with aliens in them.

03:45:10.000 And back when I used to believe in UFOs, before I figured out that...

03:45:17.000 UFOs, they want us to believe in UFOs.

03:45:19.000 They're preparing us for a fake alien invasion.

03:45:22.000 That's always been the plan.

03:45:24.000 A one-world government.

03:45:25.000 The only way to do it is to get us to embrace it.

03:45:28.000 And the only way to embrace it is from an alien attack.

03:45:31.000 Ronald Reagan talked about it many times at the UN, CFR. He talked about it.

03:45:36.000 He looked at all the leaders of the world and said, wouldn't it make our lives easier? 1.00

03:45:43.000 If we just had some kind of extraterrestrial threat, he said that shit. 1.00

03:45:50.000 He said that in front of the UN. He's trying to get everybody into believing. 1.00

03:45:55.000 I don't think he ever said that.

03:45:57.000 No, no, he said that many times.

03:45:58.000 He's done video many times.

03:45:59.000 Ronald Reagan?

03:46:00.000 Ever heard of him, Brian?

03:46:03.000 George Bush was vice president.

03:46:06.000 He was talking about, and there's many videos of him saying what lies before us.

03:46:11.000 He's in front of the nation doing a State of the Union address saying what lies before us is the opportunity to forge a new world order, a world, an order.

03:46:22.000 He's talking about like it's time.

03:46:23.000 You think that means the space is fake?

03:46:25.000 Yes.

03:46:25.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

03:46:27.000 When people ask me why would they fake space?

03:46:31.000 It's always been about a fake alien attack.

03:46:34.000 You can't have a fake alien attack.

03:46:35.000 I've never heard a politician talk about a fake alien attack without space.

03:46:39.000 But I've never heard a politician talk about...

03:46:40.000 You have to have space first.

03:46:42.000 So they always...

03:46:43.000 You know who promoted space more than anybody?

03:46:45.000 Who wanted...

03:46:46.000 Nazis.

03:46:46.000 Nazis?

03:46:48.000 Russians.

03:46:48.000 But before the Nazis.

03:46:49.000 You know who wanted space?

03:46:50.000 No, the Vatican.

03:46:51.000 Mayans.

03:46:52.000 The Vatican.

03:46:53.000 They have all the astronomers.

03:46:56.000 They're all Jesuit, Vaticans. 0.74

03:46:57.000 All of them.

03:46:58.000 All the ones that are giving us this information about space.

03:47:01.000 They all come from the Vatican.

03:47:02.000 The Vatican has the most powerful telescope.

03:47:04.000 You know what the name of the Vatican telescope is?

03:47:06.000 The Vatican doesn't have the most powerful telescope?

03:47:08.000 Yes, they do.

03:47:08.000 You know what its name is?

03:47:09.000 The most powerful telescope, the Vatican.

03:47:11.000 And you know what name it is?

03:47:12.000 I've done the research on YouTube.

03:47:17.000 Do you know what the name of this is?

03:47:19.000 Isn't the biggest one in Chile?

03:47:20.000 The most powerful telescope in the world.

03:47:23.000 It's in the Vatican.

03:47:24.000 Do you know that?

03:47:25.000 Lucifer. 1.00

03:47:25.000 Lucifer's dick balls. 1.00

03:47:27.000 Lucifer's dick and balls. 1.00

03:47:28.000 I've never seen this fucking telescope. 1.00

03:47:29.000 Yeah, it's legit, dude. 0.99

03:47:31.000 I think the biggest one's in Chile.

03:47:32.000 I think they have to be in high altitude.

03:47:34.000 It's in the Vatican.

03:47:34.000 Yeah, I don't think it's in the Vatican.

03:47:36.000 When people ask me, why would they fake all this shit? 0.99

03:47:39.000 Well, I don't think that's the biggest telescope, Eddie. 0.99

03:47:41.000 This is just a crazy theory.

03:47:43.000 It certainly is.

03:47:45.000 It's a funny theory. 0.52

03:47:47.000 But, Eddie, these new Chile Very Large Array telescopes that they're creating are fucking gigantic, and they take over enormous pieces of land. 0.72

03:47:57.000 Listen, I was with you. 0.95

03:47:58.000 Google the Very Large Array.

03:48:00.000 No, it's called the Very Large Telescope.

03:48:03.000 I watched the documentary with you at your house.

03:48:05.000 It was like 2001, and...

03:48:07.000 And they said in five years, it's a documentary about them putting together the very large telescope in Chile, and they're talking about by the year 2005, we're going to have three telescopes linked with a computer to make us,

03:48:23.000 we're going to see further into space than ever before. 0.98

03:48:26.000 None of that shit came. 0.99

03:48:28.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

03:48:29.000 None of that shit came. 1.00

03:48:30.000 Is that up? 0.99

03:48:31.000 Is it a very large array up yet?

03:48:33.000 No, it's a very large telescope.

03:48:35.000 But I know they have them in Hawaii.

03:48:39.000 Isn't it weird that every space documentary, all the series...

03:48:45.000 I had them all.

03:48:45.000 Joe had them all.

03:48:46.000 We watched them all the time. 0.99

03:48:47.000 I tried to remember all the shit about a neutron star and a super hypernova. 0.99

03:48:51.000 I was balls deep. 0.99

03:48:51.000 Me and Joe were balls deep into space. 0.99

03:48:54.000 And then every now and then, we'd watch this documentary after documentary.

03:48:57.000 Morgan Freeman got the universe... 1.00

03:48:59.000 We had all that shit. 1.00

03:49:00.000 I DVR'd all that shit. 1.00

03:49:01.000 Anything that said space. 1.00

03:49:03.000 I was fucking bald. 0.99

03:49:04.000 I thought I was better than people and shit because I knew so much about space. 1.00

03:49:07.000 And every now and then I'd watch all that shit and wonder, this is all cartoons. 1.00

03:49:14.000 This is all cartoons. 1.00

03:49:15.000 And then I'd go, okay, whatever, whatever.

03:49:17.000 And then I'd keep watching.

03:49:18.000 All DVDs on space are all CGI. There's nothing real.

03:49:22.000 And everyone watches that.

03:49:23.000 They believe it.

03:49:24.000 The narration is all programming.

03:49:26.000 What's above us and what we're on, we're being lied to.

03:49:30.000 Once you go flat, you never go back.

03:49:32.000 Pfft! 0.63

03:49:33.000 This is a campaign.

03:49:35.000 Listen, they're lying to us about everything.

03:49:37.000 It's not about belief.

03:49:40.000 This is the one thing I want to say. 0.56

03:49:43.000 It's not that we believe something ridiculous and you don't believe it. 0.88

03:49:48.000 We're gullible. 0.98

03:49:50.000 We're gullible. 1.00

03:49:50.000 We believe some weird shit about the flat earth. 1.00

03:49:53.000 We believe some weird shit. 1.00

03:49:55.000 You don't believe it, you're smart. 1.00

03:49:56.000 It's not about that.

03:49:57.000 It's about we actually don't know what we're on, and we always say that. 0.96

03:50:01.000 We don't know, but based on all the shit that we got by the mainstream, we don't believe that. 0.98

03:50:07.000 You believe that. 1.00

03:50:09.000 So it's not that we believe something crazy, and you don't, because you smell it, the bullshit. 1.00

03:50:14.000 But isn't there a scientific tradition? 1.00

03:50:16.000 We look at it totally different.

03:50:17.000 We look at it as you. 1.00

03:50:18.000 You believe all this shit from NASA. Hold on. 1.00

03:50:21.000 And we don't believe any of that shit. 1.00

03:50:23.000 You use that microphone and you use a cell phone, right? 1.00

03:50:27.000 It's science.

03:50:28.000 Hold on.

03:50:28.000 I believe in it.

03:50:29.000 That's science.

03:50:29.000 I believe in it.

03:50:30.000 Okay, why do you believe in that?

03:50:31.000 Because I don't need a study.

03:50:33.000 I don't need to read something to verify.

03:50:35.000 But you benefit from science.

03:50:38.000 You benefit from science every day.

03:50:40.000 I know.

03:50:40.000 I love science.

03:50:42.000 I think we're going to cut this off.

03:50:44.000 It's 10 o'clock.

03:50:44.000 Man, we've got to get out of here.

03:50:45.000 It's 10 o'clock.

03:50:46.000 Come see me in...

03:50:48.000 Vancouver at the Vogue Theatre and in Salt Lake City at Wiseguys March 1 and 2. I love science too.

03:50:54.000 I love science.

03:50:55.000 I don't want to fight.

03:50:56.000 I want to laugh about it. 1.00

03:50:57.000 I'm an idiot. 1.00

03:50:58.000 I believe in flat earth. 1.00

03:50:59.000 I'm crazy.

03:51:00.000 That's all you need to know.

03:51:02.000 Pasadena Icehouse Fight Companion show. 1.00

03:51:05.000 Oh shit. 0.99

03:51:05.000 Wednesday night 10 p.m. 0.99

03:51:07.000 Holler at your boy.

03:51:08.000 Miami Improv.

03:51:09.000 I only got 45. March 16th through 17th.

03:51:11.000 What's that?

03:51:12.000 In Washington D.C. March.

03:51:13.000 I'm in Miami Improv March.

03:51:15.000 Brand new Miami Improv.

03:51:16.000 It's not like the stories.

03:51:18.000 Don't listen to me.

03:51:19.000 And I'm in Washington D.C. end of March.

03:51:22.000 T5K.com.

03:51:23.000 Love you guys.

03:51:24.000 Bye everybody.

03:51:25.000 Eddie Bravo anything?

03:51:27.000 I just dropped a new music video.

03:51:29.000 Smoke Serpent.

03:51:31.000 They're all gone.

03:51:32.000 It's on YouTube.

03:51:33.000 It's cut to What Dreams May Come.

03:51:35.000 Check it out.

03:51:36.000 Bye everybody.

03:51:41.000 Thank you for that.

The Joe Rogan Experience - February 18, 2019

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