The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - June 20, 2015

00:00:00.000 Companion Podcast.

00:00:00.000 If you've never heard one of these podcasts before, don't expect us to even pay attention to the fights.

00:00:07.000 Sometimes we do and sometimes we go and think, oh great, Joe's going to do commentary.

00:00:12.000 Nope, Brendan's not doing commentary, Calen's not doing commentary.

00:00:15.000 I will do commentary because I know nothing about the fights.

00:00:18.000 He'll pretend that he is giving strategy advice that wouldn't really work.

00:00:22.000 Exactly.

00:00:23.000 But what we do is we watch the fights and you can sync it up.

00:00:28.000 Right now, it's the first fight Who is this?

00:00:31.000 This is Hine and...

00:00:33.000 Boy, try saying this name.

00:00:34.000 Is that Hine?

00:00:35.000 Nick Hine versus Lukasz Szczewski.

00:00:40.000 Yeah.

00:00:41.000 Szczewski.

00:00:41.000 There he is.

00:00:42.000 There's Lukasz Szczewski, who's my favorite fighter who ends in a ski.

00:00:48.000 There he is.

00:00:48.000 This is the first fight on the main card.

00:00:51.000 Who's that guy there?

00:00:52.000 The guy on the left.

00:00:53.000 Fabulous Viking character with tattooed thumbs.

00:00:56.000 It's a great look.

00:00:57.000 He's not tall.

00:00:58.000 Tattooed thumb.

00:00:58.000 He's got tattooed thumbs.

00:01:00.000 He's built a little like me.

00:01:03.000 Running out there is Lucas.

00:01:05.000 So, like I said, we might talk about this fight, or it might be diarrhea talk.

00:01:12.000 Maybe.

00:01:12.000 You never know.

00:01:13.000 Sex drugs and podcasts. 0.98

00:01:14.000 Is that your new shirt? 0.99

00:01:14.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:01:15.000 Nice.

00:01:16.000 Fighter and the Kid, killing it.

00:01:17.000 Thank you to Brendan Schaub, our designer, our chief designer.

00:01:20.000 Fighterandthekid.com.

00:01:21.000 I go like this.

00:01:22.000 He asks me my opinion.

00:01:23.000 I go, I don't know, maybe.

00:01:24.000 And he goes, oh, I'm not asking your opinion, just showing them to you.

00:01:27.000 And I just don't hear back from him.

00:01:29.000 I'm like, I have an opinion.

00:01:30.000 I said you have the fashion sense of Anne Frank.

00:01:35.000 Literally, I was dead serious in the email.

00:01:37.000 That's a very interesting Holocaust reference.

00:01:38.000 I was very surprised.

00:01:39.000 Because you can't see what she's wearing.

00:01:41.000 Very similar to you.

00:01:42.000 Well, no.

00:01:43.000 Now you're confusing Anne Frank with Helen Keller.

00:01:46.000 That's right.

00:01:46.000 Unfortunately.

00:01:47.000 Damn, I said Helen Keller. 0.99

00:01:49.000 Why did you have to go there? 1.00

00:01:51.000 Why do I have to go there?

00:01:53.000 We're doing so well. 1.00

00:01:54.000 Ah, shit. 1.00

00:01:55.000 Anne Frank would be great if you were wearing camo in an attic. 1.00

00:01:57.000 Right.

00:02:04.000 I knew you were thinking of Helen Keller.

00:02:06.000 You knew what I meant, though.

00:02:07.000 And I should have just kept my mouth shut, but the problem is Anne Frank, though, it would work with Anne Frank because she probably wore just one dowdy dress because she had to live in an attic for a year. 1.00

00:02:16.000 Damn, Hind is ripped. 1.00

00:02:17.000 No, he's a big kid. 1.00

00:02:18.000 The kid's in good shape.

00:02:19.000 Yes, he is.

00:02:19.000 Roger Werther in his corner.

00:02:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:21.000 He's a tiger Muay Thai guy.

00:02:23.000 He was also a policeman. 0.97

00:02:26.000 Tiger Muay Thai apparently is just a fucking banging gym over in Phuket, Thailand. 0.97

00:02:31.000 They just have an amazing camp there. 0.98

00:02:33.000 There's a couple camps down now.

00:02:35.000 A.K.A. has a big camp there.

00:02:37.000 Yeah, Mike Swick's down there, right?

00:02:38.000 Yeah, Mike Swick.

00:02:39.000 And that's Soul Hulk.

00:02:39.000 Yeah, and I wonder why Mike Swick decided to move his camp to Thailand.

00:02:43.000 Oh shit, Tony Hanks could see you. 0.99

00:02:45.000 I didn't know this. 1.00

00:02:45.000 What a surprise. 1.00

00:02:46.000 What's up, brother?

00:02:46.000 What's up, man?

00:02:47.000 What's going on?

00:02:47.000 Good to see you.

00:02:48.000 A nice surprise.

00:02:49.000 Tony, why don't you lock us in, since you're the last one in, so no one comes in here looking for...

00:02:55.000 I think for Swick it's a business decision, right?

00:02:57.000 Like he was gonna open a gym and then...

00:02:59.000 But why Thailand?

00:03:00.000 I mean, he has a family. 0.99

00:03:01.000 I don't know why the fuck he decided to go to Thailand. 1.00

00:03:02.000 I forgot he had a family. 0.99

00:03:03.000 I thought he was like wiling out on the girls and the big gyms.

00:03:06.000 That sounds fun.

00:03:07.000 Phuket I hear amazing things about.

00:03:09.000 That's what I hear.

00:03:10.000 And when I shot a little movie called Hangover 2, all the stunt guys and most of the just tough guys around were all professional or aspiring professional Muay Thai guys who spoke, I think, a little bit about training in Phuket.

00:03:24.000 Yeah, that area, like I said, it's got those two gyms, and it's supposed to be a really cool tourist area, too.

00:03:30.000 It's supposed to be beautiful. 0.98

00:03:31.000 It's spelled P-H-E-T, which would be fuck it. 1.00

00:03:36.000 Tony motherfuckin' Hitchcliff. 1.00

00:03:38.000 Lightin' bitches on fire last night at the Comedy Store, then shows up for the Fight Companion. 1.00

00:03:42.000 Funny man. 0.99

00:03:42.000 Cause he's in love with Joanna Jerk-A-Dick. 0.99

00:03:44.000 How do you say it? 0.99

00:03:45.000 I'd say Jerk-A-Dick. 0.86

00:03:46.000 I took some meat for that, too.

00:03:47.000 Did you?

00:03:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:48.000 Jerk-A-Dick. 0.78

00:03:49.000 From who?

00:03:49.000 From the boss?

00:03:50.000 No, fans.

00:03:51.000 I thought about correcting it when you did it on the podcast.

00:03:54.000 You barely have a boss right now, by the way.

00:03:55.000 Get used to that.

00:03:56.000 It's a great feeling.

00:04:01.000 Oh boy. 1.00

00:04:02.000 But if you say jerk a dick in front of Tony, he might get upset. 1.00

00:04:06.000 I get a little offended. 1.00

00:04:07.000 We've been over this.

00:04:08.000 I wish we could respect Johanna.

00:04:11.000 I do.

00:04:11.000 She's the best in the world.

00:04:13.000 Well, maybe you should know how to say her fucking name before you tell people to respect her. 1.00

00:04:15.000 Yenjecek. 0.99

00:04:16.000 Johanna.

00:04:17.000 Not Johanna.

00:04:18.000 Johanna.

00:04:19.000 And how do you say her last name?

00:04:20.000 Yenjecek? 0.98

00:04:21.000 Yenjecek.

00:04:22.000 Yenjecek.

00:04:23.000 I like that.

00:04:24.000 Yenjecek.

00:04:25.000 The way she has it, there's like a little bit of an ooh in there. 0.52

00:04:27.000 It's Yenjecek.

00:04:28.000 I just call her J.J. Her friends call her J.J. Have you ever forgotten?

00:04:32.000 Do they call her J.J.? No, I made that up.

00:04:33.000 Oh, you should.

00:04:34.000 That's good.

00:04:34.000 J.J. is good.

00:04:35.000 Oh, you're talking about J.J., the champ J.J.? He's G.S.P. Marketing.

00:04:38.000 It's not even tough to say George St. Pierre, and everybody was saying G.S.P. It's too long.

00:04:43.000 Have you ever, when you are not calling fights, do you ever...

00:04:48.000 Good God.

00:04:48.000 Guys, guys.

00:04:49.000 Seriously, guys.

00:04:50.000 Okay, first fight is about to start.

00:04:51.000 If you're going to sync this up, I'll let you know right when they touch gloves.

00:04:55.000 Now they touch gloves.

00:04:57.000 So the clock right now, the moment they show the clock, we'll let you guys know so you can sync it up.

00:05:01.000 We call this feeling the guy out.

00:05:05.000 4.48.

00:05:06.000 4.47, 4.46, 4.45.

00:05:09.000 Okay, so there you go.

00:05:10.000 Now you're synced up.

00:05:11.000 Because the internet runs about 10 seconds at least behind, depending on where you are.

00:05:17.000 The Ustream feed will run about 10 seconds behind.

00:05:19.000 Great tan on that guy.

00:05:21.000 Can you tell he trains in Thailand?

00:05:23.000 Lucas is going after it.

00:05:24.000 Yeah, you can't help it.

00:05:25.000 He's got the kind of skin that smolders. 1.00

00:05:27.000 Isn't it interesting that tan like that is actually good for your body and your endurance and the way you're...

00:05:33.000 Your body makes muscle.

00:05:35.000 Really?

00:05:35.000 Yeah, it's anabolic.

00:05:36.000 You know, vitamin D, and your production of vitamin D, it aids in the anabolic process.

00:05:41.000 That's why a lot of fighters get tans. 1.00

00:05:43.000 I do.

00:05:44.000 Steve Maxwell told me that. 1.00

00:05:45.000 Yeah, but you were just a sexy bitch. 1.00

00:05:46.000 I would get tanned because I'm vain. 1.00

00:05:48.000 Thanks, man.

00:05:49.000 Oh, I'd get tanned because I'm very vain.

00:05:52.000 And you don't mind wrinkles?

00:05:54.000 No, me, no.

00:05:55.000 On the face. 1.00

00:05:56.000 You like that fucking leathered old look. 1.00

00:05:58.000 Well, I do dye my beard. 1.00

00:06:02.000 My sister looked at me the other day and she goes, Ooh, your face looks like it needs lots of water.

00:06:08.000 Your sister's mean. 1.00

00:06:10.000 She's hilarious, but mean. 0.99

00:06:11.000 She's very smart.

00:06:12.000 Yes, she is.

00:06:13.000 Yes.

00:06:13.000 You guys get along very well.

00:06:15.000 We did.

00:06:15.000 We got along great at your daughter's party.

00:06:17.000 Yes.

00:06:17.000 I clung to your sister.

00:06:19.000 My sister is one of those...

00:06:21.000 She's pretty amazing that way.

00:06:22.000 She's very smart.

00:06:24.000 Got a smart family.

00:06:25.000 And not sentimental either.

00:06:26.000 Good.

00:06:26.000 Yeah.

00:06:27.000 I said, do you get hormonal when you have your period?

00:06:30.000 She goes, no.

00:06:31.000 And that annoys me.

00:06:32.000 I remember when she was younger.

00:06:33.000 I was like, whoa.

00:06:34.000 She doesn't have a lot of girl energy. 1.00

00:06:36.000 I bet your sister got along with Patty great.

00:06:38.000 I knew it.

00:06:40.000 Very well. 1.00

00:06:41.000 Call everybody pussies. 1.00

00:06:42.000 Yep. 0.99

00:06:42.000 Jesus, that's too intense, man. 0.99

00:06:44.000 That's too intense.

00:06:45.000 Kathleen is not... 1.00

00:06:47.000 I don't like when girls talk like that, man. 1.00

00:06:48.000 Those girls are scary. 1.00

00:06:49.000 Yeah, my sister's not sentimental. 1.00

00:06:51.000 Fucking pussy! 1.00

00:06:52.000 Whoa! 1.00

00:06:53.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:06:54.000 She's not romantic or any of that stuff. 1.00

00:06:56.000 Easy, bitch. 1.00

00:06:57.000 Simmer down, bitch. 1.00

00:06:58.000 Someone's gonna make you swallow your teeth. 1.00

00:07:00.000 My sister used to have an eye for weakness. 1.00

00:07:03.000 Like, if she saw a guy with what she called a weak chin, or if somebody was sleeping with their mouth open, God help you.

00:07:09.000 She'd be like, we'd be on a plane, and she'd go, look at that guy with his mouth open. 0.96

00:07:14.000 What a weakling. 0.53

00:07:16.000 I was like, come on, man. 0.86

00:07:18.000 He's just sleeping.

00:07:18.000 His jaw's hanging open.

00:07:20.000 She's like, that's annoying. 1.00

00:07:21.000 That's your dad's barbarian genes.

00:07:23.000 Yes.

00:07:23.000 She's all my...

00:07:24.000 I call her.

00:07:25.000 The joke is I look at her and I go, Daddy?

00:07:26.000 Oh, I mean Kathleen?

00:07:27.000 They look alike.

00:07:28.000 That's not good.

00:07:29.000 No.

00:07:31.000 She's got bigger bones. 1.00

00:07:32.000 She was the husky one.

00:07:33.000 I was the frail kid.

00:07:34.000 You wish you had your sister's genes?

00:07:36.000 Dude, I would get cold really easily.

00:07:38.000 I had no...

00:07:38.000 I was so skinny and my sister was like, what are you cold for you, baby?

00:07:42.000 She has a full set of hair on her, too.

00:07:43.000 Yeah, she does.

00:07:44.000 Well, chicks don't usually go bald too often. 1.00

00:07:46.000 Right, Brendan.

00:07:47.000 Brendan, I don't know if you know that.

00:07:48.000 She's not suffering from male pattern baldness. 1.00

00:07:51.000 Well, we're talking about her like she's a fucking warlock. 0.99

00:07:54.000 I'm just saying she has a nice set of hair on her. 1.00

00:07:56.000 She also has a little dick. 1.00

00:07:58.000 She does have a tiny dick. 1.00

00:08:00.000 Tiny cock. 1.00

00:08:00.000 Huge balls. 1.00

00:08:02.000 That was a nice transition there by Hein, recognizing that that knee is coming, kind of telegraphed that knee, now right at the back, but give up the position. 0.99

00:08:10.000 Small, small, small arms, his short arms and legs.

00:08:13.000 Give up the position.

00:08:14.000 He's very muscular.

00:08:15.000 He sets a rare look these days.

00:08:18.000 For sure, get your hands off the face.

00:08:19.000 In the lighter and lighter weight classes, guys are becoming less and less muscular.

00:08:24.000 Really?

00:08:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:25.000 Well, because we got Kawajiri and Seaver on the card tonight.

00:08:28.000 Two guys that were real thick for their weight class.

00:08:30.000 It's just super rare.

00:08:31.000 Wait till this drug testing kicks in. 0.99

00:08:33.000 Everyone's gonna look like Gumby and shit. 0.99

00:08:35.000 You're not joking. 0.99

00:08:36.000 Two Kermit the Frogs fighting.

00:08:37.000 You're not joking.

00:08:38.000 It's very, very weird what's going on here.

00:08:43.000 Because the UFC is deciding to do it on their own.

00:08:46.000 They're deciding to clean up the sport on their own.

00:08:49.000 But...

00:08:50.000 It's an inherently dirty sport.

00:08:51.000 But they're not part of it, right?

00:08:53.000 They're handing it off to the UFC. They can't tell them who to test.

00:08:56.000 They're just saying, all right, you guys do it strict as fuck. 0.99

00:08:59.000 We're just going to stay out of it. 0.99

00:09:00.000 They're telling the commission to do that.

00:09:01.000 No, it's not a commission.

00:09:03.000 It's not a commission.

00:09:03.000 They're bringing in WADA. They're bringing in the people that busted BALCO. The strictest drug testing in the world.

00:09:08.000 And they're going to have it year-round, right?

00:09:09.000 They're going to do it randomly, all year-round.

00:09:12.000 Five random tests a year.

00:09:14.000 They show up at your house, 3 o'clock in the morning.

00:09:15.000 Brian, get up.

00:09:17.000 God.

00:09:17.000 Yeah.

00:09:18.000 You ain't?

00:09:19.000 No.

00:09:19.000 Yeah, the problem with that is...

00:09:20.000 You're not waking me up.

00:09:21.000 Good luck getting through security, son.

00:09:23.000 Yeah.

00:09:23.000 Hashtag rich.

00:09:24.000 They're getting...

00:09:24.000 They're getting so obnoxious.

00:09:28.000 I love it.

00:09:29.000 It's so obnoxious. 1.00

00:09:30.000 I'm rich, bitch. 1.00

00:09:32.000 They're getting guys that are, you know, like in the middle of your sleep cycle, you're fucking up their whole day. 1.00

00:09:37.000 If you could fuck up a couple days of training, they could take a shot and maybe they wouldn't have taken if you'd done that. 0.98

00:09:42.000 You know, I mean, they might be slower in the gym because You're going to get a piss. 1.00

00:09:46.000 I'm going to piss on your face. 0.98

00:09:48.000 You're waking me up at 3 in the morning. 1.00

00:09:49.000 Yeah.

00:09:49.000 They don't want to make it so that you can cycle it.

00:09:53.000 You can get, apparently, Alex Rodriguez.

00:09:55.000 By the way, this scientific analysis is brought to you by Joey Diaz who told me about this.

00:10:00.000 Take it with a grain of salt. 1.00

00:10:01.000 Dog, they got these fucking gummy bears. 1.00

00:10:03.000 Alex Rodriguez was taking gummy bears. 1.00

00:10:06.000 He would take them, and they would test. 0.99

00:10:08.000 By the time he knew exactly when to take these fucking things, so that when they were going to test them, it would be out of his system. 0.99

00:10:14.000 No, he's right. 1.00

00:10:14.000 A fucking gummy bear. 1.00

00:10:16.000 He's right. 1.00

00:10:16.000 He would do it during the game. 1.00

00:10:18.000 By the end of the game, if they test them, it's out of his system.

00:10:20.000 How is that possible?

00:10:21.000 I have no idea. 1.00

00:10:22.000 I wish I had the fucking scientist, but... 0.99

00:10:24.000 Is that still possible? 0.99

00:10:25.000 Could someone get those to Vitor?

00:10:26.000 I'm not sure.

00:10:27.000 Like yesterday.

00:10:28.000 Yeah.

00:10:29.000 Was that the weirdest transition of bodies?

00:10:33.000 Vitor between Luke Rockhold and Vitor fighting Weidman. 0.99

00:10:37.000 It's like, what the fuck happened? 0.98

00:10:39.000 Or Overeem. 0.99

00:10:40.000 No, but Overeem still looks like a stud.

00:10:43.000 Like, Overeem is smaller than he used to be, but he still looks like a stud.

00:10:46.000 Vitor looks deflated.

00:10:48.000 I agree.

00:10:49.000 He looks deflated.

00:10:50.000 Like someone stole his meat. 1.00

00:10:52.000 But Overeem, when he fought Brock Lesnar, I was like, holy fuck, you need to beat Brock's ass. 1.00

00:10:56.000 Brian, shut that shit off. 1.00

00:10:57.000 Whoa! 1.00

00:10:57.000 What the hell? 1.00

00:10:59.000 Guys, I'm sorry. 1.00

00:11:01.000 You beat Brock's ass and then just walk on over to the fucking Orleans Casino and win the Mr. Olympia. 1.00

00:11:07.000 He could do both. 1.00

00:11:08.000 He was fucking jacked. 1.00

00:11:10.000 I watched it and I was like, oh fuck, I need to find a different career. 1.00

00:11:13.000 Or a different doctor. 1.00

00:11:14.000 Or a different doctor.

00:11:16.000 Can I ask you guys, I watched the Kimbo Slice-Ken Shamrock fight, and Ken had him completely stretched out with a full choke. 0.99

00:11:28.000 I gotta tell you right now, that fight looked fake as fuck. 0.97

00:11:30.000 That's what I was going to think. 0.99

00:11:31.000 Literally, that's what I thought.

00:11:32.000 There's a couple things I don't like about that fight.

00:11:34.000 I don't like that clinch.

00:11:35.000 That long clinch that they had where they were mouth to ear. 0.99

00:11:38.000 They were mouth to each other's ears for a long fucking time. 0.98

00:11:40.000 And no one was really striking. 0.99

00:11:41.000 Like, if you're Kenny and you're a wrestler, I'm popping those elbows and fucking taking me down. 0.89

00:11:45.000 How about the fact that when Ken did take him down, he never hit him once. 0.98

00:11:50.000 How about that?

00:11:50.000 He never hit him.

00:11:51.000 He had him down.

00:11:52.000 He had him flattened out.

00:11:54.000 He had his back, and he's not crashing him.

00:11:56.000 He's not blasting him with punches.

00:11:58.000 He's got him flattened out, and he's not hitting him.

00:12:00.000 That doesn't make any sense to me.

00:12:01.000 He also had a full choke.

00:12:05.000 Yeah, I know, but he's also...

00:12:06.000 51. That's true.

00:12:08.000 And a fighter 51. That's true.

00:12:10.000 You're 100% correct.

00:12:12.000 And I watched everyone, right?

00:12:15.000 I watch all of Bellator.

00:12:16.000 I watch all UFC. I watch everything.

00:12:18.000 So the Bellator, when the entrances, I was like, this is so dope.

00:12:22.000 It was kind of like the pride and all that.

00:12:24.000 Then I was on board.

00:12:25.000 You had Big Brown on board. 0.99

00:12:27.000 But then when Ken Shamrock walked out, I was like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:12:31.000 How about the girl who was singing? 0.98

00:12:32.000 What was that about?

00:12:33.000 I don't know.

00:12:33.000 See, I'm down with that, though.

00:12:34.000 You're down with a girl singing? 1.00

00:12:35.000 I would love for Brian to sing for me when I walk out.

00:12:38.000 He's a man.

00:12:38.000 He's really tall and brown.

00:12:40.000 I'm not a good singer.

00:12:42.000 No, not like that.

00:12:42.000 Tall and brown.

00:12:43.000 He's got great hair and a part inspired by the great Gatsby.

00:12:48.000 That would crush so hard.

00:12:50.000 Big brown.

00:12:51.000 See, I'm more with this.

00:12:52.000 Big brown.

00:12:53.000 Yeah.

00:12:54.000 He's big brown.

00:12:55.000 Big brown.

00:12:56.000 He's got a big body.

00:12:58.000 You could totally get an opponent's head, by the way, when he's laughing at your entrance.

00:13:03.000 That'd be sick. 1.00

00:13:04.000 He's gonna punch this guy in his big fat face and take him down. 1.00

00:13:09.000 Be careful of his game. 1.00

00:13:10.000 No, I don't want a West Side Story thing going in.

00:13:13.000 Yeah, Brian's gonna have him.

00:13:13.000 I'm gonna be taking serious.

00:13:15.000 His jiu-jitsu is second to none.

00:13:17.000 He's really handsome.

00:13:19.000 That doesn't even rhyme.

00:13:20.000 He can turn on a nun. 0.99

00:13:21.000 Turn on a nun. 1.00

00:13:23.000 Wow. 0.96

00:13:24.000 Dude, don't ever play with me.

00:13:25.000 You didn't even try.

00:13:26.000 No.

00:13:27.000 No, I didn't.

00:13:29.000 But Shamrock came out, I think his whole family was behind him.

00:13:32.000 Yeah, what's up with the girl with the daughter or son?

00:13:34.000 And then kids behind him.

00:13:35.000 Yeah, he had a girl that was with him.

00:13:37.000 Was his granddaughter or something?

00:13:38.000 I don't know.

00:13:40.000 I was on board till that.

00:13:42.000 It was very WWF, the entrances.

00:13:46.000 To me, the whole thing, the entrance looked so suspect because he was shaking everybody's hand.

00:13:52.000 It didn't look like he was about to go to a fight.

00:13:53.000 I agree.

00:13:54.000 He was about to go put on a performance.

00:13:55.000 He didn't look nervous. 0.99

00:13:56.000 And if you watch Kimbo fight when he was in the UFC, when he was fighting like Mitrione or Houston Alexander, that motherfucker's taking it serious. 0.95

00:14:03.000 Now when he fought Ken Shamrock, he's talking to him in the ring before the entrance. 0.92

00:14:07.000 Yeah.

00:14:07.000 No, no, no.

00:14:08.000 The baddest motherfuckers on the earth really don't talk like that. 0.99

00:14:10.000 But they might have told them that this is the way to generate interest in this fight. 0.99

00:14:14.000 To hype it up, all the fake bad blood.

00:14:16.000 Like... 0.99

00:14:17.000 And then the other thing that got me was the way Kimbo stopped Shamrock, that was real as fuck. 0.98

00:14:23.000 I mean, he definitely cracked him. 1.00

00:14:24.000 His eye was fucked up. 0.99

00:14:26.000 I agree. 1.00

00:14:27.000 So, maybe they made an agreement and Kimbo said, I'm going to punch this motherfucker anyway. 1.00

00:14:32.000 Yeah, he's like, I'm going to blast this dude. 1.00

00:14:35.000 But he did have him completely stretched out with what looked like a full rear naked choke. 0.98

00:14:39.000 Am I wrong about that?

00:14:40.000 He sort of, but he never went behind the head.

00:14:42.000 Like, he choked him, but he had it like on top of the head in some sort of a weird way.

00:14:46.000 It was weird, man.

00:14:46.000 Kimbo was able to just keep grabbing that.

00:14:48.000 It's hard to choke that with one arm unless you're, I mean, you gotta be a real motherfucker. 1.00

00:14:52.000 You gotta be a monster. 1.00

00:14:53.000 But Kimbo just kept grabbing the one arm, which is the right move to do, but I don't know, man. 0.92

00:14:58.000 Hmm.

00:14:58.000 It was disturbing to me how easy Kimbo shook Ken off his back.

00:15:02.000 Like, there was a lot of shit that I didn't like about it. 0.99

00:15:04.000 Other than that, it was dope. 0.99

00:15:05.000 And did you see their next card?

00:15:06.000 They're doing a doublet. 0.99

00:15:08.000 They're doing glory and fucking MMA. I love it. 0.99

00:15:12.000 I'm on board.

00:15:13.000 Your boy Schilling's fighting daily on that.

00:15:15.000 I don't know if he's fighting Daly, but they're both fighting on the car.

00:15:18.000 Oh, I thought he was fighting Daly. 0.99

00:15:19.000 If he's fighting Daly, Daly's in fucking trouble. 0.99

00:15:22.000 Super trouble. 1.00

00:15:22.000 He's in trouble. 1.00

00:15:23.000 Yes. 0.99

00:15:24.000 Because Joe Schilling is a tall motherfucker who can crack, and he's been in there with the best kickboxers in the world. 0.99

00:15:30.000 And Daly... 0.98

00:15:30.000 Yeah, Daly's really good kickboxing for MMA. But then again, Daly's got that fucking ridiculous nuclear left. 0.98

00:15:37.000 Left? 0.99

00:15:37.000 Yeah, but you don't think Joe Schilling's seen better striking? 0.99

00:15:40.000 Come on.

00:15:40.000 Well, yeah, he knocked out Manhood.

00:15:41.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:15:42.000 Yeah.

00:15:43.000 He knocked out Mannhoff.

00:15:44.000 Mannhoff was so scary to me.

00:15:46.000 The way he kicks him.

00:15:48.000 I can't imagine fighting him like that.

00:15:49.000 It was MMA though when he KO'd him, yeah.

00:15:51.000 Watching those kickboxing fights where it's just kickboxing with Mannhoff, he's so devastating for a while there.

00:15:58.000 He used to be, yeah.

00:15:59.000 Oh my god. 0.97

00:15:59.000 Schilling knocked out fucking Simon Marcus with one punch after they had gone to war for four rounds. 0.97

00:16:05.000 And that was the first guy to ever beat Marcus. 0.99

00:16:07.000 Marcus was undefeated like 39-0.

00:16:09.000 Because it went to a draw, right?

00:16:10.000 And then they...

00:16:10.000 Mm-hmm.

00:16:11.000 They had to go to the next round.

00:16:12.000 And the reason why it went to a draw...

00:16:13.000 Think about that.

00:16:13.000 Simon had dropped him.

00:16:15.000 Simon had dropped Joe Schilling.

00:16:16.000 But then Joe Schilling had come back and won some...

00:16:20.000 Like, it was...

00:16:22.000 The way they do it at Glory is the old K-1 way, where if they go three rounds, and then if it's a draw, they go to the fourth and final round.

00:16:29.000 Tiebreaker. 1.00

00:16:29.000 That's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:16:30.000 That'll fuck your mind up. 1.00

00:16:31.000 Well, how about the fact that he had to fight two more times after that? 0.86

00:16:34.000 That night?

00:16:34.000 The same night.

00:16:35.000 What? 1.00

00:16:35.000 Yes, he had to fight fucking Wayne Barrett, who's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:16:39.000 Super bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:16:40.000 He had to fight him after that, and then he had to fight Artem Levin in the fucking finals. 1.00

00:16:43.000 This is all just striking. 0.99

00:16:44.000 Yup.

00:16:46.000 Kickboxing is so dangerous though.

00:16:48.000 That was a pretty good payday, I'm sure.

00:16:50.000 I hope.

00:16:50.000 But he was just talking about how sore he was.

00:16:52.000 Like for days, he had to sleep in an easy chair.

00:16:55.000 Every time he'd get up, he'd be like, his arms wouldn't bend. 0.99

00:16:59.000 Everything was fucked up. 0.99

00:17:00.000 Just from getting hit and blocking. 0.99

00:17:02.000 Three fights in one day?

00:17:04.000 That's crazy.

00:17:06.000 He fought ten rounds.

00:17:07.000 Ten rounds against three different opponents.

00:17:08.000 I did four sets the other night.

00:17:10.000 I thought that was hard.

00:17:11.000 Can I be honest with you?

00:17:13.000 You're looking a little more vascular, and I appreciate it.

00:17:15.000 You like that?

00:17:16.000 He's lifting weights.

00:17:16.000 See that right there?

00:17:17.000 I got the kid lifting.

00:17:18.000 I'm the strawweight.

00:17:19.000 Death Squad strawweight.

00:17:20.000 You started Death Squad strawweight. 1.00

00:17:23.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:17:23.000 When we were in Canada, the kid saw us with our shirts off and decided to start lifting. 1.00

00:17:27.000 That's right.

00:17:28.000 Yeah, Brian and Joe switched shirts.

00:17:30.000 Really?

00:17:30.000 Actually, it was to rep you.

00:17:32.000 Yeah.

00:17:32.000 That was your inspiration.

00:17:35.000 Oh, nice.

00:17:36.000 So, all three of you played a part in it.

00:17:38.000 Nice, man.

00:17:39.000 It started working out.

00:17:40.000 Yeah, I had to. 1.00

00:17:41.000 Yeah, you saw the kid with his fucking shoulder. 1.00

00:17:43.000 I saw that. 1.00

00:17:43.000 You saw that. 1.00

00:17:44.000 It made me, like, really sad. 0.67

00:17:46.000 Rogan's pretty jacked.

00:17:47.000 Rogan's very thick.

00:17:48.000 Yeah.

00:17:48.000 Rogan's a lot thick.

00:17:49.000 I looked at myself and I was like, oh.

00:17:51.000 I need shoulder surgery.

00:17:54.000 I have a torn labrum.

00:17:55.000 I hope I don't need to. 1.00

00:17:56.000 That's a bitch, man. 1.00

00:17:57.000 Yeah, it clicks and it makes more... 1.00

00:17:58.000 You know, the problem is it's been bugging me for a year.

00:18:01.000 And for a year I've just been pushing through it. 0.52

00:18:03.000 Because you're an extremist.

00:18:05.000 I'm so moderate.

00:18:06.000 I always...

00:18:06.000 Stop, Joe.

00:18:07.000 I'm definitely not there.

00:18:09.000 No, I called Brian the other night.

00:18:10.000 I'm like, where you at, man?

00:18:11.000 He's like, emergency room, bro.

00:18:12.000 I've got a sore throat right now.

00:18:14.000 What's the emergency room?

00:18:15.000 I'm not making this up.

00:18:16.000 I swear to God.

00:18:17.000 He's like, I'm in the emergency room, man.

00:18:18.000 You see a white spot?

00:18:20.000 That could be cancer.

00:18:21.000 I'm like, bro.

00:18:21.000 That's a white spot again?

00:18:22.000 That same thing?

00:18:23.000 No, no, no.

00:18:24.000 On my dingleberry, it was a white spot, and I was like, oh, that's cancer.

00:18:28.000 The same white spot or a new one?

00:18:29.000 No, no, it was the same one.

00:18:30.000 And I go, that's cancer.

00:18:31.000 And a guy looks at my thing, and he goes, I was so convinced, and he goes, huh.

00:18:36.000 I go, what?

00:18:37.000 He goes, He's like, that's wild.

00:18:39.000 I go, what is it?

00:18:40.000 He goes, where were you?

00:18:41.000 I said, I was in Costa Rica.

00:18:42.000 He goes, oh, I used to work in a clinic down there.

00:18:44.000 You probably have something from there.

00:18:46.000 Probably just a self-limiting virus.

00:18:48.000 By the way, gone the next day.

00:18:49.000 I think it was food on my tonsil.

00:18:51.000 It's embarrassing, man. 1.00

00:18:53.000 He probably ate a chocolate donut with powdered sugar on it or some shit. 1.00

00:18:56.000 I'm a hypochondriac. 1.00

00:18:56.000 Powdered sugar got in a little thing. 1.00

00:18:58.000 You're that guy.

00:18:59.000 Oh, eye pokes. 1.00

00:19:00.000 I fucking hate them. 1.00

00:19:02.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:19:02.000 Meanwhile, your sister has spots all over her fucking tongue and doesn't do shit about it. 1.00

00:19:06.000 The bitch doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:19:08.000 She eats grass. 1.00

00:19:11.000 Chews up some grass.

00:19:12.000 She's got green mouth syndrome. 1.00

00:19:15.000 Foamy green bubbles in the corner of her mouth. 0.84

00:19:17.000 Are you chewing that cut again? 1.00

00:19:20.000 Shut the fuck up, pussy. 1.00

00:19:23.000 Look at you with your mouth open. 1.00

00:19:24.000 You don't have forced stomachs.

00:19:25.000 Stop chewing cubs.

00:19:26.000 It takes a special type of dude to be with a girl like that.

00:19:28.000 Yeah, I'm not one of those guys.

00:19:30.000 I am.

00:19:30.000 I tried it.

00:19:31.000 I am not that guy.

00:19:33.000 I've tried it, too.

00:19:33.000 I like women who are women.

00:19:35.000 Me, too. 0.99

00:19:35.000 Like, women who want to argue with you and they get fucking gangster with you. 0.99

00:19:38.000 That's not interesting to me. 0.98

00:19:39.000 That's like when I had a little affair with a girl on the national Canadian water polo team who was so hot, but her back was thicker than mine, and her hands, her knuckles, when we'd hold hands, I was like, well, your hands are a little, just a smidge bigger than mine, and I have a big problem with that. 0.97

00:19:55.000 See, that's what I love about my girlfriend, Ioana, is that she doesn't start any drama or talk shit, but she could. 0.97

00:20:03.000 She knows her role. 0.97

00:20:04.000 She'll finish it. 0.50

00:20:05.000 She uses it all up, giving chicks concussions. 1.00

00:20:07.000 She's exhausted by the time she gets to you.

00:20:09.000 She's very feminine.

00:20:12.000 I want to see you guys stay.

00:20:13.000 Believe me. 1.00

00:20:13.000 If you guys fucked, you wouldn't have much say in it. 1.00

00:20:17.000 Tony, you lick pussy now. 1.00

00:20:20.000 Lick pussy. 1.00

00:20:21.000 No, come on. 1.00

00:20:23.000 Don't care if you're fucking tired. 0.99

00:20:24.000 Come on. 0.99

00:20:24.000 She wouldn't be able to handle me, man. 0.99

00:20:26.000 You're tired.

00:20:27.000 Do you want to go to sleep?

00:20:28.000 I know why they call him the golden pony.

00:20:30.000 He's surprising. 1.00

00:20:31.000 He has a surprising dick. 1.00

00:20:33.000 It's good. 1.00

00:20:33.000 His dick is skinny. 1.00

00:20:34.000 Skinny like me, but he's surprising. 1.00

00:20:36.000 It's more of the ivory pony.

00:20:39.000 I'd give it to her good, guys.

00:20:41.000 I'm serious.

00:20:41.000 She'd have to put her hair up in cornrows just to do my thing.

00:20:47.000 I'd give it to her good, guys.

00:20:49.000 By the time you're done, her hair is... 1.00

00:20:51.000 I was setting up for my cornrows joke. 0.99

00:20:55.000 I would fucking give it to her, man. 0.99

00:20:57.000 That's how you know a guy's not laying the proper pipe. 0.99

00:21:01.000 I'm setting up for my cornrows lawn, guys.

00:21:03.000 You're doing good, man.

00:21:04.000 Guys, you know how I do it, guys.

00:21:06.000 Like, looking for everybody to confirm.

00:21:08.000 Come on, guys.

00:21:10.000 You know how it is, guys. 1.00

00:21:12.000 I would fuck her good, fellas. 1.00

00:21:17.000 By the time I was done with her, she'd need a nap. 1.00

00:21:19.000 We haven't talked about this fight once.

00:21:21.000 Yeah, this guy, Sarge is actually getting the better of him right now.

00:21:23.000 There it is.

00:21:26.000 Hein is smart, man.

00:21:28.000 Hein is slick.

00:21:29.000 He's very aware of what's going on.

00:21:31.000 When the other guy is throwing shots and kicks, he's aware of where the angles are coming from.

00:21:36.000 He's capitalized a couple times on that.

00:21:38.000 He's cardio.

00:21:39.000 He hasn't stopped moving, man.

00:21:40.000 He is not tired. 0.99

00:21:43.000 Roger Wertz is a good fucking trainer, man. 0.99

00:21:45.000 He's apparently gonna fight again. 0.99

00:21:47.000 Not in the UFC. No, he's fighting in 1FC. Yeah, he fought in 1FC. He lost.

00:21:51.000 His last fight, right?

00:21:52.000 Soccer kicked. 1.00

00:21:52.000 He got fucked up. 1.00

00:21:53.000 He fought 170, too. 0.99

00:21:56.000 And Roger's not even big for 155. Look at that.

00:21:59.000 Catching angles.

00:22:00.000 Look at that.

00:22:00.000 Dude, you remember Roger when he was in the UFC and he was like the poster boy?

00:22:04.000 Everyone thinks Ronda was the first one on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

00:22:08.000 It's actually Roger Wertz, though.

00:22:09.000 Uh, I'm afraid this is my man over here is walking toward him, just straight toward him.

00:22:13.000 And remember, because I think he beat, uh, I forget who he beat in that one.

00:22:17.000 He beat a lot of guys.

00:22:18.000 But he was front kicking the guy and it was the front cover of Sports Illustrated.

00:22:21.000 But then he got too, like, big-headed.

00:22:23.000 And he was like, ah, I want to get paid, whatever, some crazy amount. 1.00

00:22:26.000 He fucked up. 1.00

00:22:26.000 It's not just that he wanted to get paid, he started complaining about shit publicly. 1.00

00:22:30.000 I started complaining about the media duties and not getting paid for media duties, and it was like, what? 1.00

00:22:35.000 That motherfucker disappeared. 1.00

00:22:37.000 He made a huge mistake. 1.00

00:22:38.000 UFC said, do what?

00:22:39.000 That's cool.

00:22:40.000 Check this out.

00:22:41.000 Shelf ya for a nice young two years, and here's the worst matchup possible.

00:22:44.000 Here's Gray Maynard.

00:22:45.000 See ya. 0.99

00:22:46.000 Motherfuckin' went to Thailand. 1.00

00:22:47.000 Last time I saw him fighting, he was in a street fight in Texas. 0.99

00:22:50.000 Yeah, that was amazing, though.

00:22:52.000 The dude hit a girl in a parking lot.

00:22:54.000 What?

00:22:55.000 Yeah, and Roger worked a big-ass dude, and Roger worked a KO'd this dude in front of a crowd.

00:23:00.000 Football player.

00:23:00.000 Big football player.

00:23:01.000 Wow.

00:23:02.000 He sucker punches this girl. 1.00

00:23:03.000 I don't know what happened, but this guy stepped up and sucker punched this girl, and Roger got in his face, and he goes, I'll knock you out too, motherfucker. 1.00

00:23:10.000 Roger takes his shirt off and just tees off on this guy. 1.00

00:23:13.000 It's like a goddamn action movie. 0.99

00:23:15.000 The camera pans to the guy, pans to Roger, moving towards the guy. 1.00

00:23:19.000 Next thing you know, there's like a scramble of people in front of him.

00:23:21.000 The dude's laid out, and Roger's soccer kicking him in the head. 1.00

00:23:23.000 Big ass dude. 1.00

00:23:24.000 Wow. 1.00

00:23:25.000 Big ass dude. 0.99

00:23:26.000 Did he get in trouble for it? 0.99

00:23:27.000 No, he got love from the whole world.

00:23:29.000 Fantastic.

00:23:30.000 How could he get in trouble for it? 1.00

00:23:31.000 That guy's a cunt. 1.00

00:23:32.000 Roger's a good dude, man. 1.00

00:23:33.000 He's a very good dude.

00:23:34.000 I love Roger.

00:23:35.000 He's a great guy, really good guy.

00:23:36.000 He just had the wrong people in his ear. 0.99

00:23:38.000 He was in Denver for a while, I remember training with us, and he was always just a fucking brawl, man. 0.99

00:23:45.000 His boy won. 0.99

00:23:47.000 Yeah, well, he's taken a lot of punishment in his career, man.

00:23:50.000 He tried being an actor for a grip.

00:23:52.000 Yeah, well, that was the thing he was dating, that Laura Preponchik. 0.99

00:23:54.000 Yeah, from that 70s show?

00:23:56.000 Yeah.

00:23:57.000 And I think she probably got in his head as well.

00:23:59.000 She was like the first celebrity I saw.

00:24:00.000 I thought Roger was so cool.

00:24:01.000 Is that Tom Hardy? 1.00

00:24:02.000 I was like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:24:04.000 Is that Hardy? 0.99

00:24:04.000 That's Dan Hardy, not Tom Hardy. 0.99

00:24:06.000 Goddammit! 0.98

00:24:06.000 Jesus Christ! 0.98

00:24:07.000 Fuck, man! 1.00

00:24:08.000 No, guys, he looks like Tom Hardy, though, because Tom is also playing a character like this, so... 1.00

00:24:12.000 Here's Roger. 0.99

00:24:12.000 Look at that handsome bastard. 0.99

00:24:14.000 Yeah, he's a fucking ladies man. 1.00

00:24:16.000 If I've ever seen one. 1.00

00:24:18.000 Kid's a stud.

00:24:19.000 Yeah, he tried doing the whole acting thing and fighting.

00:24:21.000 They get you, man.

00:24:23.000 They get you.

00:24:23.000 Look at this Dan Hardy gave that dude the mic.

00:24:26.000 Can't do that.

00:24:28.000 That's frowned upon.

00:24:30.000 Dan Hardy's gonna be slapped when he's in the back.

00:24:32.000 Yeah, what is this speech this guy is?

00:24:34.000 You can't do this.

00:24:36.000 He's about to start a revolution of some kind. 1.00

00:24:38.000 Shit, I'm on board. 1.00

00:24:39.000 Yeah, it sounds like Hitler and Mein Kampf. 1.00

00:24:40.000 Yeah.

00:24:41.000 Jesus! 1.00

00:24:42.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:24:43.000 He even did the Hitler thing with his hand. 1.00

00:24:45.000 This is intense. 1.00

00:24:47.000 This is some fight past shit. 1.00

00:24:48.000 What is this guy saying? 1.00

00:24:51.000 This is some fight past shit, man. 1.00

00:24:53.000 Grab the mic. 1.00

00:24:54.000 Yeah, take that mic, Dan Hardy.

00:24:55.000 Show control.

00:24:56.000 Who owns those?

00:24:57.000 Dan Hardy's just taller than I thought.

00:24:59.000 Dan Hardy's just giving them that mic.

00:25:00.000 Strange.

00:25:01.000 I mean, that's a big no-no, right, Joe?

00:25:03.000 You can't do that.

00:25:04.000 You can on very rare occasions.

00:25:07.000 I've done it before.

00:25:08.000 Guys that I trust.

00:25:09.000 It's fundamentally really hard to share a mic with anyone ever, when you're in control.

00:25:17.000 It's a different situation because when I'm doing interviews, I have no personality when I'm doing interviews.

00:25:24.000 My interviews are all about trying to get the most out of the fighter.

00:25:29.000 I just try to ask them a question and give them the opportunity to express themselves.

00:25:32.000 But I don't interject very much.

00:25:35.000 Most of what I do, I'll give them a little enthusiasm, tell them how exciting it was and how awesome it was.

00:25:40.000 But my goal, 100% while I'm doing interviews, is to try to get that guy to express himself.

00:25:47.000 When I've tried to give people advice, I've had a lot of guys ask me, like, what do you do?

00:25:52.000 How do I give interviews?

00:25:53.000 That's my scariest part.

00:25:54.000 A lot of these guys are real nervous about interviews because it's live, you don't know exactly what to say, and you're kind of ad-libbing it in the moment.

00:26:01.000 I'm like, the most important thing is it's not you.

00:26:03.000 It's not about you.

00:26:05.000 It's all about trying to get the most out of that guy.

00:26:07.000 This is his moment.

00:26:08.000 What he was thinking, how it feels to be a champion, all that stuff.

00:26:11.000 Is it surprising?

00:26:13.000 Give us your thoughts.

00:26:14.000 I want to know how a guy feels after this.

00:26:15.000 Because sometimes a guy will say, you know what, man, from the second round, my hand was broken.

00:26:19.000 And you don't know.

00:26:22.000 You have to ask, how do you feel?

00:26:25.000 What happened?

00:26:25.000 What was it like?

00:26:26.000 Was anything surprising?

00:26:28.000 You can't give him the mic.

00:26:29.000 Don't give me the mic.

00:26:31.000 I'm like, oh, God.

00:26:34.000 TFATK.com.

00:26:35.000 Podcast, everyone.

00:26:38.000 Was your, were you surprised that the Cain Velasquez?

00:26:44.000 No, I was and I wasn't.

00:26:46.000 I wasn't surprised when I thought about it afterwards.

00:26:48.000 While it was happening, I was like, whoa, this is crazy. 0.99

00:26:51.000 But you can't just go up to 7,500 feet above sea level and expect to keep your cardio, especially when you haven't fought in two fucking years, man. 0.98

00:26:59.000 You just haven't fought. 0.97

00:27:01.000 See, I think that's a good point.

00:27:04.000 You can't do that.

00:27:05.000 However, you don't become a multi-time world champ and not know that that's an issue.

00:27:11.000 I think his issues are way beyond that.

00:27:13.000 I think he realized that. 0.98

00:27:15.000 I think they could have fought in fucking L.A. at sea level and he would have looked like that. 0.98

00:27:19.000 Really? 0.98

00:27:19.000 Yeah, I think Al Toot's a bad example. 0.98

00:27:21.000 You don't get to his level without assuming that.

00:27:24.000 I think it's a cop-out, I gotta be honest.

00:27:25.000 Wow, that's interesting.

00:27:26.000 So what do you think is going on?

00:27:28.000 Do you think Fabricio Verdum just got that much better?

00:27:30.000 Or do you think Kane is slipping?

00:27:31.000 I think Verdum got that much better, and I think Kane has had damn near two years off, and he's taken a lot of punishment, man.

00:27:38.000 Good point.

00:27:39.000 And with these injuries, it's not like...

00:27:40.000 You know how it goes, man.

00:27:41.000 When you have some injury, you can still work on stuff and continue to get better.

00:27:45.000 Two years off with surgeries and rehab... 0.99

00:27:48.000 Two years in MMA, UFC, the game's changing fast as fuck, man. 0.99

00:27:52.000 It is. 0.97

00:27:52.000 Like even now, I haven't fought since December. 0.97

00:27:54.000 If I fought this next December with a year off, the game's changed, let alone two years. 0.99

00:28:01.000 And then you're fighting a motherfucker in Verdum who's been active as fuck and getting better and better and better. 0.99

00:28:07.000 And he's tall, and he's got a long reach. 1.00

00:28:09.000 And you don't want to take him down.

00:28:11.000 Enjoy that.

00:28:12.000 Exactly.

00:28:12.000 So what do you want to do?

00:28:13.000 He took him down.

00:28:14.000 He got strangled.

00:28:15.000 I mean, that's what it was.

00:28:16.000 Which is actually better for him. 0.98

00:28:17.000 You know, he was getting fucked up on his feet. 0.99

00:28:20.000 He was about to get knocked out. 0.99

00:28:21.000 He was about to KO. On his feet against Verdum.

00:28:22.000 He was wobbling all over the place.

00:28:24.000 I would imagine if you were getting ready for Verdum and you came Velasquez, your coach says, never shoot a double leg.

00:28:30.000 Only a single leg.

00:28:30.000 No.

00:28:31.000 His coach was Javier Mendez, who, first of all, is a fantastic striking coach.

00:28:37.000 Yes.

00:28:38.000 Doesn't have a background in grappling.

00:28:39.000 He's not a black belt in jiu-jitsu.

00:28:40.000 He's not some world-class grappler.

00:28:42.000 I don't think he's ever rolled with a guy like Fabricio Verdum. 0.98

00:28:45.000 If you never roll with a guy who has a fucking nasty guard like Verdum does, you don't know. 0.98

00:28:50.000 You can't take that guy down. 0.99

00:28:52.000 You can, but you have to bring in a guy like Bouchesha to get you ready for Verdum, shoot a single leg on him, because they're going to do different stuff to get ahold of your neck.

00:29:01.000 If you shoot a single leg on a high-level guy, a jiu-jitsu guy, he's going to get a hold of your neck.

00:29:06.000 But you can pass and still take him down. 0.94

00:29:07.000 So better to shoot a single or a double? 0.99

00:29:09.000 Yes. 1.00

00:29:10.000 Well, he left his head on the outside.

00:29:11.000 That was the problem.

00:29:12.000 It has to be on the inside. 0.98

00:29:13.000 Your head has to be pinned to the chest if you shoot a double on a guy like Fabricio. 0.99

00:29:17.000 But Fabricio's guard is so fucking good. 0.98

00:29:19.000 Unless you bring in a Vinnie Magalese or someone who's got a commensurate guard, good luck being able to defend against that. 0.97

00:29:26.000 He doesn't have anybody like that in camp.

00:29:28.000 That double leg was desperation.

00:29:30.000 You can see him exhausted. 0.99

00:29:31.000 Have you ever seen Kane shoot such a shitty double leg? 0.99

00:29:35.000 No, he was beaten down. 1.00

00:29:35.000 He was just exhausted, and then, first of all, his technique was shit, right? 1.00

00:29:39.000 You see him over his hips, he leans, he like leans over. 0.99

00:29:43.000 How good is this fucking promo? 0.99

00:29:46.000 Turn this volume up, Jamie. 1.00

00:29:47.000 Best promo ever. 1.00

00:29:49.000 This is an amazing fucking promo. 0.99

00:29:53.000 I'm so fucking pumped for this fight. 0.99

00:29:56.000 I think me and Eddie got a grand on this fight. 0.98

00:29:57.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:29:58.000 Do you guys bet a grand?

00:29:59.000 Who'd you bet on?

00:30:00.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:30:01.000 Really?

00:30:04.000 I'm rooting for Connor, though.

00:30:07.000 I love that guy.

00:30:08.000 Look at how he walks, even.

00:30:10.000 He's so cool. 1.00

00:30:11.000 He's such a cocky fuck. 1.00

00:30:13.000 I love it. 1.00

00:30:15.000 This is such a great commercial.

00:30:17.000 This commercial, by the way, cost a million dollars.

00:30:24.000 Look at those eyes. 1.00

00:30:25.000 What a great fucking commercial. 1.00

00:30:30.000 God damn July 11th. 1.00

00:30:32.000 Hurry up and get here, please. 0.99

00:30:34.000 I'll tell you what wasn't cheap is using that Jay-Z song. 0.99

00:30:36.000 That probably got some $900,000 and then $100,000 to film that shit. 1.00

00:30:39.000 I'll do that shit for $20 right now. 0.99

00:30:42.000 Brian could have sang the song for that promo. 1.00

00:30:45.000 That would have been great.

00:30:46.000 Oh, that's right.

00:30:47.000 Machida and Romero.

00:30:49.000 Are you around for that?

00:30:51.000 Are you in town?

00:30:52.000 I'm in San Francisco at the Punchline.

00:30:55.000 No, no, no.

00:30:55.000 That's not next weekend.

00:30:56.000 June 27th.

00:30:58.000 Yeah, June 27th.

00:30:59.000 This is June 27th?

00:31:00.000 Yeah, you and I. Next weekend is a 27th.

00:31:01.000 Me and Big Brown will be in...

00:31:03.000 You're there, too?

00:31:03.000 Yeah, I'm there, too.

00:31:04.000 What are you doing?

00:31:04.000 Business.

00:31:05.000 What are you doing?

00:31:06.000 Business.

00:31:07.000 What kind of business?

00:31:08.000 I don't know.

00:31:08.000 For the podcast.

00:31:09.000 Sponsors.

00:31:09.000 What kind of business?

00:31:10.000 Some sponsor stuff.

00:31:11.000 Meeting with sponsors.

00:31:12.000 Rearrange that.

00:31:13.000 Hey, bro, I'm doing stand-up.

00:31:14.000 He wants to go see my work.

00:31:16.000 No, he doesn't.

00:31:16.000 I'm all set on that.

00:31:17.000 He's seen those jokes.

00:31:18.000 I could go up and do your set.

00:31:20.000 Do you have a new set now that you've recorded your special?

00:31:24.000 I'm writing a bunch of new stuff now. 0.90

00:31:25.000 Let me ask you this about your special, which, by the way, was fucking so much fun to be at.

00:31:29.000 The only time I've ever opened up for a guy. 0.95

00:31:31.000 This is the only time I've ever warmed up a crowd in, like, I don't know, 15 fucking years. 0.93

00:31:36.000 I haven't gone on first on a show in 15 years. 0.96

00:31:39.000 It was weird.

00:31:41.000 It's weird to just go up like that.

00:31:42.000 You do it all the time, Tony.

00:31:44.000 There's a talent to getting the crowd going, getting into it.

00:31:49.000 It was fun.

00:31:50.000 Yeah, you did a great job. 0.93

00:31:51.000 But that room is fucking amazing for a special. 0.84

00:31:55.000 When I was backstage watching on the monitor, I was like, this is perfect. 0.98

00:31:58.000 This is the perfect room.

00:31:59.000 I loved it, and I love the stage.

00:32:01.000 I love the feel on the floor.

00:32:03.000 I feel so grounded.

00:32:04.000 Did they ask you to do...

00:32:05.000 Do you have more than one camera?

00:32:07.000 Like, how many cameras do you use?

00:32:08.000 Six cameras.

00:32:08.000 Six cameras?

00:32:09.000 Yeah.

00:32:09.000 See, I was thinking, like, the one camera that they have when you work there, you know how you work there?

00:32:14.000 They make a film of every show.

00:32:16.000 And the one camera that they have when you work there is perfect.

00:32:19.000 It's like that one...

00:32:20.000 I've been watching specials lately, and one of the things that I've been coming to this conclusion is, like, you need one view of the show.

00:32:28.000 Like, head-on, like you're in the audience.

00:32:30.000 The way you watch it, right?

00:32:30.000 The way you kind of watch a show.

00:32:31.000 Yeah.

00:32:31.000 Do you think 20 cameras is overkill, Callan?

00:32:33.000 Six cameras.

00:32:34.000 Well, he had a guy with him that does hair who had a holster.

00:32:37.000 That guy was dead serious.

00:32:39.000 Dead serious.

00:32:40.000 For sure, relax.

00:32:41.000 I was just giving him a credit.

00:32:43.000 You know, he's a good guy.

00:32:44.000 Whatever.

00:32:45.000 Giving him credit for a lot.

00:32:46.000 All those people were in the way.

00:32:47.000 They were in the way of thinking.

00:32:48.000 They were in the way of relaxation.

00:32:50.000 It was too much.

00:32:50.000 If it wasn't for Brendan and I, you probably wouldn't have been loose.

00:32:52.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:53.000 Because we were back there busting those guys' balls. 0.99

00:32:55.000 That's right. 0.99

00:32:55.000 That guy had on a Bentley belt. 0.99

00:32:57.000 Yes.

00:32:58.000 A little too much.

00:32:58.000 He had a Bentley belt and a red Kango, backwards, of course, and a holster.

00:33:04.000 And he looked Calum Wright in the eyes and was like, don't fuck this up. 0.62

00:33:06.000 See, you went out. 0.85

00:33:08.000 How long did you do?

00:33:09.000 I mean, by the years.

00:33:10.000 What did I do, like 20, 15, 20 minutes?

00:33:12.000 No, you did actually.

00:33:13.000 You did about 28, but it was great.

00:33:15.000 At least.

00:33:16.000 They loved it.

00:33:16.000 Hell yeah!

00:33:17.000 It was very appropriate, and it was great.

00:33:19.000 The thing we talked about...

00:33:20.000 They were so ready, too.

00:33:21.000 It's such a smart move to have a way overqualified opener for a special.

00:33:28.000 I mean, it's hilarious.

00:33:28.000 Joe Rogan opening for me.

00:33:30.000 I had Joey Diaz do mine at the Ice House.

00:33:32.000 Jesus.

00:33:33.000 That's how you do it, man.

00:33:34.000 That's how you do it.

00:33:35.000 It was bloody murder.

00:33:36.000 See, the thing was, I go, Joey, I can only have you do 15, because if you do 21 minutes or longer, there's no way they're going to be able to listen to me for an hour.

00:33:47.000 Yeah, and you have to be careful with that. 0.90

00:33:49.000 Like, you don't want to fucking, like, you know. 0.98

00:33:50.000 Burn them out. 0.99

00:33:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:51.000 Burn people out. 1.00

00:33:52.000 Like, are you going to have Kevin Hart open for you, Joe?

00:33:54.000 I've had three guys open for me before when I was filming a special. 0.99

00:33:57.000 Fuck. 0.99

00:33:58.000 Is it too much? 1.00

00:33:59.000 Yeah, it was too much.

00:34:00.000 And sometimes my face hurts.

00:34:01.000 Joey, Duncan, oh no, was it Joey, Ari?

00:34:03.000 Joey, Ari?

00:34:04.000 I think it was Joey, Ari, and Red Band did a set too. 1.00

00:34:08.000 Shit. 1.00

00:34:09.000 Yeah, it was ridiculous. 1.00

00:34:10.000 Two people. 0.98

00:34:11.000 One person.

00:34:11.000 Yeah, I didn't go on stage until an hour into the show, plus.

00:34:13.000 Too much, huh?

00:34:14.000 For your special?

00:34:15.000 Yeah.

00:34:15.000 Wow.

00:34:16.000 In Atlanta.

00:34:16.000 But that with you, it's like, you know.

00:34:18.000 Brian, you were worried because you were sweating so much.

00:34:20.000 Yeah.

00:34:20.000 You wouldn't shut up about your sweating.

00:34:22.000 The second show, they turned the heat off.

00:34:23.000 The air off.

00:34:25.000 Don't worry about it.

00:34:25.000 Just do a show like you're in a club.

00:34:27.000 Yeah, no one gives a fuck. 0.99

00:34:28.000 If you were in a club, you wouldn't care, right? 0.99

00:34:29.000 If it was a set on the weekend, it wouldn't even cross your mind.

00:34:32.000 If it would cross your mind, there'd be something wrong with you.

00:34:34.000 No, I was just thinking about not being able to use the second take because the sweat was different on my shirt.

00:34:38.000 And by the way, don't wear a shirt like that.

00:34:39.000 Don't wear a light blue shirt. 0.99

00:34:40.000 As soon as I walked in, I was like, God damn it. 0.98

00:34:43.000 I know. 0.99

00:34:43.000 I always knew to wear a black shirt. 0.99

00:34:45.000 The best was, in between shows, they're like, Brian, we have to fix the hair on the back of your head.

00:34:49.000 I'm like, no, you don't.

00:34:50.000 You don't have to fix his hair.

00:34:52.000 They're like, the back of his neck.

00:34:53.000 They're like, the back of his neck is popping up. 0.97

00:34:55.000 I'm like, no one is going to watch this fucking special and go, I thought he was funny until I saw an errant hair. 0.96

00:35:01.000 His sweating just isn't funny. 0.99

00:35:03.000 The back of his neck is just, the hair is unkempt.

00:35:06.000 He's so wet.

00:35:07.000 I just didn't like it at all.

00:35:09.000 I'm going to call it wet.

00:35:10.000 Get a look at this guy, Steve Kennedy, because that's what every UFC fighter's body is going to look like after drug testing becomes 100% implemented.

00:35:18.000 They're all going to look like Steve Kennedy.

00:35:20.000 Can I just show up?

00:35:21.000 I look like Roy Nelson now. 1.00

00:35:22.000 God damn! 0.99

00:35:23.000 What happened to Brendan? 1.00

00:35:25.000 What do you want me to do?

00:35:25.000 Yo, dude, fighterandthekid.com.

00:35:27.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:35:29.000 Is marijuana considered a... 1.00

00:35:31.000 Yes.

00:35:31.000 No, you're good.

00:35:33.000 It's only the week of the fight.

00:35:35.000 Yes.

00:35:35.000 Oh, really?

00:35:36.000 Yeah.

00:35:36.000 Only the week of the fight.

00:35:37.000 So you can get caught smoking weed and you...

00:35:39.000 They're not going to test you for weed unless it's the week of the fight.

00:35:41.000 Oh, I gotcha.

00:35:41.000 Wow.

00:35:42.000 But this is the question I have.

00:35:44.000 So you know how they say they're going to test you five times throughout the year?

00:35:47.000 So if I fight three, am I going to test it to eight or does that count as far as the five?

00:35:51.000 That's a good question.

00:35:52.000 That's a very good question.

00:35:54.000 I think they said five randoms throughout the year.

00:35:56.000 So does it not count?

00:35:57.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:57.000 I doubt they can afford eight.

00:35:59.000 That's a lot of, you know, I mean...

00:36:00.000 They can afford it.

00:36:01.000 A couple things bum me out.

00:36:03.000 One of the things bums me out is that this is gonna cost a fuckload of money to go after, you know, all these different guys who are using performance enhancing drugs.

00:36:10.000 Give the fighters that money.

00:36:11.000 Exactly!

00:36:12.000 That's what I was gonna say.

00:36:14.000 I'm sorry.

00:36:14.000 I was gonna say that.

00:36:15.000 Sorry.

00:36:16.000 Yeah.

00:36:17.000 It needs to be said, man.

00:36:18.000 It needs to be said.

00:36:19.000 Can you imagine if they started drug testing in stand-up comedy?

00:36:22.000 What would happen?

00:36:23.000 They would make sure that you were on weed.

00:36:25.000 They'd make sure you do on weed.

00:36:26.000 You'd get suspended if you weren't using cocaine and marijuana.

00:36:29.000 Two years of suspension, bro.

00:36:30.000 They suspended you if you smoked pot because it made you too funny.

00:36:34.000 It's definitely a performance-enhancing drug when it comes to comedy. 0.99

00:36:37.000 I write all my best shit on weed. 0.99

00:36:40.000 By the way, I got these new vape pens. 1.00

00:36:42.000 Goddamn to the bomb diggity. 0.99

00:36:43.000 Really? 0.99

00:36:43.000 Who makes them? 0.99

00:36:44.000 I'm a big fan of vape pens these days.

00:36:46.000 I don't know who makes them. 1.00

00:36:47.000 I don't read that shit. 1.00

00:36:48.000 Might have to start smoking some vape. 1.00

00:36:49.000 I don't read that shit. 0.99

00:36:50.000 You just open them up. 0.99

00:36:51.000 Just open them up.

00:36:51.000 Why don't you make your own?

00:36:52.000 Fuck other people's. 1.00

00:36:54.000 Don't want to get in that business? 1.00

00:36:55.000 That business is sneaky.

00:36:57.000 You've got to be real careful because it's federally illegal. 0.99

00:37:00.000 And when you make a shit ton of money and they can take it all away, and if you're like me and you like to talk a lot of shit, some things could get ugly. 0.98

00:37:08.000 I'm getting there, my man. 0.99

00:37:10.000 People can get upset at you.

00:37:11.000 And they can find the fact that- And they'll make an example of you and all that.

00:37:14.000 Yeah, it's one thing if you like to smoke a little weed personally, no big deal.

00:37:17.000 That makes sense.

00:37:18.000 But if you're selling it and making it- And you don't need to.

00:37:20.000 Yeah.

00:37:21.000 You don't need to get in that business.

00:37:23.000 It's also like a level of wealth that I'm not sure you really want to get to. 0.98

00:37:26.000 I'm not sure you want to get to a level of wealth where everyone knows you're worth a billion dollars and you have to drive around with fucking guards everywhere. 0.99

00:37:33.000 Oh Jesus. 0.99

00:37:33.000 Like whenever I look at Lorenzo Fertitta and he has these fucking former seals around him all the time with earpieces in him. 0.99

00:37:38.000 Does he? 1.00

00:37:39.000 Fuck yeah, he does. 1.00

00:37:39.000 You got way back getting kidnapped and fucking taking ransom and being a sex slave. 1.00

00:37:43.000 Wait, what? 1.00

00:37:43.000 The dudes that fucking guard Lorenzo Fertitta are legit as fuck. 1.00

00:37:49.000 Really? 1.00

00:37:49.000 Yeah, you look in their eyes and like, these are dudes that will kill you with a pencil. 1.00

00:37:53.000 100%. 0.75

00:37:54.000 You know there's a service whether if you're gonna do like I don't know something like climb Mount Everest or do some crazy fucking kayak trip or go to Brazil you can pay a monthly fee and they will pick you up and rescue wherever you're at in the world.

00:38:09.000 There's only a certain like they won't go to Syria and they won't go to like Afghanistan but other than that anywhere in the world you're covered. 0.94

00:38:15.000 It's only like $175 a month some shit. 0.97

00:38:18.000 That's worth it? 0.99

00:38:19.000 Yeah.

00:38:19.000 What?

00:38:20.000 It's gotta be way more than that.

00:38:21.000 No, no, it's not. 0.98

00:38:22.000 It's only more than that if you're doing some like crazy shit and you tell them ahead of time. 0.98

00:38:26.000 But it's a membership. 0.97

00:38:27.000 So what do you have to do?

00:38:28.000 Wear RFID chip?

00:38:30.000 No, check it. 0.65

00:38:30.000 You have to have one of those satellite phones, like those big ass satellite phones. 0.65

00:38:34.000 Really?

00:38:34.000 Which is a small price to pay.

00:38:35.000 They're pretty small now.

00:38:36.000 We used one when we were in Montana hunting.

00:38:38.000 They're shrinking.

00:38:39.000 When are we doing another hunting trip?

00:38:40.000 Let's schedule it. 0.71

00:38:41.000 What do you want to kill? 1.00

00:38:42.000 Let me shoot some shit, man. 1.00

00:38:44.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:38:44.000 You want to get in? 1.00

00:38:45.000 Yeah.

00:38:45.000 Okay.

00:38:46.000 You know what we should do? 1.00

00:38:46.000 I want to kill it with my hands, though. 1.00

00:38:47.000 Oh, Jesus. 1.00

00:38:48.000 We should all go to Tohono Ranch and go shoot some pigs. 0.99

00:38:51.000 All right. 0.99

00:38:51.000 Because it's an hour and a half north. 0.99

00:38:52.000 That's great.

00:38:53.000 I don't eat swine, but I'm down.

00:38:55.000 You don't eat swine?

00:38:55.000 You don't eat pig?

00:38:56.000 No.

00:38:57.000 I'm just kidding.

00:38:58.000 I'll eat some bacon.

00:38:59.000 Well, they don't...

00:39:00.000 It's hard to get bacon because bacon really comes from an animal that's been overfed and fattened up.

00:39:05.000 The pigs...

00:39:06.000 Oh, that guy's lit up already. 0.98

00:39:07.000 I'm not trying to eat a skinny pig.

00:39:08.000 He's got his...

00:39:09.000 Peter Sabato is coming after him, man.

00:39:11.000 Yeah, he doesn't...

00:39:12.000 His head goes up when he gets thrown.

00:39:14.000 His chin goes up. 0.97

00:39:16.000 But the pigs that you're going to get are going to be way leaner. 0.71

00:39:19.000 But the hams are fantastic.

00:39:21.000 Why are these pigs in such good shape? 1.00

00:39:22.000 I don't like that shit. 1.00

00:39:23.000 They're wild as fuck. 1.00

00:39:24.000 I'm going to make a call right now. 1.00

00:39:26.000 This guy with red shorts is going to knock this guy out. 1.00

00:39:28.000 They're black as fuck. 1.00

00:39:29.000 Black as fuck. 1.00

00:39:30.000 I don't want to eat black pig, man. 1.00

00:39:32.000 Every now and then you see a white spotted one or a brown one, but most of them are black. 0.99

00:39:37.000 So you know what the difference between you and me is?

00:39:38.000 I want to make them my pets.

00:39:40.000 Bring it home.

00:39:41.000 I have pets already.

00:39:42.000 Thank you very much.

00:39:43.000 You do have a shitload of pets.

00:39:44.000 I've got a few pets.

00:39:45.000 I've got chickens.

00:39:46.000 I've got cats. 1.00

00:39:47.000 I'll shoot some shit. 1.00

00:39:48.000 Or I'll be like the dog. 1.00

00:39:50.000 You guys won't need one of those dogs.

00:39:51.000 I'll just point them out.

00:39:52.000 I remember when I was doing Kirstie Alley's TV show, I went to her house, and she had two blind lemurs, she had a shitload of chinchillas, a thousand dogs, cats, and she had a huge desert hair in the middle of her bedroom. 0.99

00:40:07.000 It was fenced in, and it couldn't use its back legs, so it had to drag itself around.

00:40:13.000 I'll tell you, show how rich you are to people.

00:40:14.000 How many pets you have?

00:40:15.000 How much random-ass pets you have?

00:40:16.000 That's me carrying a bear out of the woods on my back for a shot with a bow in her hand. 0.90

00:40:21.000 God! 1.00

00:40:21.000 Damn, that is all man. 1.00

00:40:23.000 That is so manly. 1.00

00:40:25.000 That's all man.

00:40:26.000 In Alberta.

00:40:27.000 I ate that bear that night.

00:40:29.000 Brennan has a burner.

00:40:30.000 You need to frame this.

00:40:32.000 Let me see that.

00:40:34.000 That's a 250 pound bear.

00:40:35.000 See, if I was there, I'd be in the back, and here's Brennan in tears, just crying.

00:40:39.000 Just terrified.

00:40:40.000 I walked 200 yards through the woods over dead falls with that bear on my back.

00:40:44.000 That's crazy, bro. 1.00

00:40:45.000 You know, one of you blew your goddamn shoulder up. 1.00

00:40:46.000 No, my shoulder didn't get hurt from that. 0.99

00:40:47.000 How much did that thing weigh?

00:40:49.000 250. My shoulder was hurt from, more from, um, it's about, that bear's your size, motherfucker. 1.00

00:40:55.000 For real. 0.99

00:40:57.000 My shoulder was hurt from benching.

00:40:59.000 I think benching is really what I did it.

00:41:02.000 Flat bench.

00:41:03.000 Very tough on your shoulders.

00:41:04.000 People don't realize that.

00:41:05.000 Is that right?

00:41:05.000 Incline bench, man.

00:41:06.000 Or dumbbells. 0.98

00:41:07.000 Oh, Sabata's got the rear naked and one arm trapped.

00:41:10.000 Wow, good move.

00:41:11.000 Oh, this is over. 1.00

00:41:12.000 He's actually turning away from the choke, which is, you know, as long as you can really pin your neck down, It's a real crank right now though, that shit. 0.99

00:41:20.000 No, he's free, man. 0.99

00:41:21.000 Yeah, he's free.

00:41:22.000 Oh, now he's more wrapped up.

00:41:23.000 Now he's more wrapped up.

00:41:24.000 Good position off the cage.

00:41:26.000 I love that body triangle, man.

00:41:27.000 That body triangle is so good.

00:41:29.000 See, not in MMA. Really?

00:41:32.000 What are you going to transition to?

00:41:33.000 A blue belt can defend the rear naked choke with those giant gloves on. 0.98

00:41:36.000 So if you have a body triangle, you can't transition to anything.

00:41:39.000 But you can really sap a guy's will.

00:41:41.000 I agree.

00:41:41.000 You can control his breathing.

00:41:42.000 Especially if you go belly down.

00:41:44.000 Yeah. 0.75

00:41:44.000 If you could turn that guy and get him belly down with that body triangle, God, that's so nasty. 0.75

00:41:48.000 Who he gots it?

00:41:48.000 Like Ken Shamrock had?

00:41:50.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:41:51.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:41:51.000 Peter Sabato. 1.00

00:41:52.000 Bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:41:53.000 Dean Lister in his corner. 1.00

00:41:55.000 That guy in the corner, you know that motherfucker. 1.00

00:41:56.000 Can't go wrong. 1.00

00:41:57.000 Dean Lister, been looking for his neck for the past six years. 1.00

00:42:00.000 Just fucking monster. 1.00

00:42:02.000 Can't find it. 1.00

00:42:02.000 It's just head, shoulders. 1.00

00:42:04.000 Born for jiu-jitsu.

00:42:05.000 Man, I met him at Metamores.

00:42:06.000 I couldn't believe how thick he was. 0.97

00:42:08.000 That giant blockhead. 1.00

00:42:09.000 Meanwhile, Josh Barnett tapped him.

00:42:10.000 How about Josh Barnett?

00:42:12.000 Tapped him!

00:42:13.000 Tapped him!

00:42:15.000 Tapped him! 1.00

00:42:17.000 Barnett is a motherfucker. 1.00

00:42:18.000 He's the best catch wrestler of all time. 1.00

00:42:20.000 All time, hands down.

00:42:21.000 Really?

00:42:21.000 So impressed with that.

00:42:22.000 Who's better?

00:42:23.000 He tapped Dean Lister, and he tapped Heron Gracie.

00:42:27.000 First of all, people say Dean Lister's never been tapped out in training.

00:42:31.000 In 16 years.

00:42:32.000 He's never been tapped out in training.

00:42:33.000 He's never been tapped out in competition. 1.00

00:42:36.000 Fucking, and he got tapped with like a nasty neck crank. 1.00

00:42:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:39.000 He got him in that judo headlock. 1.00

00:42:41.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:42:42.000 Barnett's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:42:43.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:42:44.000 You see his next fight? 1.00

00:42:45.000 Who's he fighting?

00:42:45.000 Roy Nelson.

00:42:46.000 Japan, son.

00:42:47.000 Ooh.

00:42:48.000 I like it.

00:42:49.000 Not UFC or UFC? I like it.

00:42:52.000 What'd you just say?

00:42:53.000 Not UFC or UFC? Of course it's UFC. Once you grab some bench, take a break.

00:42:55.000 What are you talking about?

00:42:56.000 Do you understand what this sport is about? 1.00

00:42:58.000 The fuck? 1.00

00:42:58.000 Of course it's the UFC! Hey guys, I don't know. 1.00

00:43:01.000 Look at Dean Lister.

00:43:02.000 I can't believe he's never been tapped in practice even. 0.97

00:43:04.000 That's ridiculous.

00:43:04.000 Well, Josh Barnett said, oh, that's cool.

00:43:06.000 Check this out.

00:43:07.000 That was a slick move. 0.65

00:43:08.000 You see the way he set that rear naked up? 0.85

00:43:11.000 He made him defend one arm to set him up for the second one.

00:43:15.000 He turned away from the one arm into the second arm. 0.99

00:43:17.000 Sabata knows what the fuck he's doing, man. 0.99

00:43:20.000 It's almost like he fed him the one arm so that he would turn away from it and then slip the second one under the chin. 0.99

00:43:26.000 I'm not mad at that shirt either.

00:43:27.000 Very nice.

00:43:28.000 Here's a little tip.

00:43:29.000 See, I saw Giggle.

00:43:30.000 I don't want to take heat for this, but bear with me here.

00:43:33.000 When Daniel Cormier, I saw him, he's the new light heavyweight champion, right?

00:43:36.000 And UFC's selling his shirts, and then as soon as July 1st kicks in, Reebok's gonna design his shirts.

00:43:41.000 If I'm Daniel Cormier, or I'm Conor McGregor, or Ronda Rousey, one of these megastars, why wouldn't you have your own website and create your own shirts and sell the fuck out of them and reap all your own benefits?

00:43:53.000 I don't know, you're speaking like a businessman.

00:43:55.000 You're a smart dude and you have the ambition to do that kind of stuff, but a lot of guys don't.

00:44:00.000 Hire someone to do it.

00:44:01.000 You're right.

00:44:02.000 You're right.

00:44:02.000 How about you?

00:44:03.000 Why don't you do it?

00:44:04.000 Maybe that's a good side business for you.

00:44:06.000 Hello. 0.99

00:44:06.000 I mean, I already got my own shit going on. 0.99

00:44:08.000 You fucking savage. 1.00

00:44:08.000 You got a little too much going on selling about 8,000 t-shirts in 20 minutes. 1.00

00:44:12.000 I always text you right away.

00:44:14.000 Like, Joe, check it out, man.

00:44:16.000 They'll put up these shirts for sale and sell thousands in minutes.

00:44:22.000 And I'm thinking about the numbers.

00:44:25.000 Plus expenses. 1.00

00:44:26.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:44:27.000 That's real, legit money. 0.99

00:44:30.000 Nothing gets me more excited.

00:44:32.000 Oh, it's amazing.

00:44:32.000 When they sell, I'm literally jumping around, sweating.

00:44:35.000 Well, when I was at Brian's taping, the fucking audience was filled with your t-shirts. 0.99

00:44:40.000 Everything was Fighter and the Kid. 0.99

00:44:42.000 I think you'd be surprised.

00:44:43.000 I love it, man.

00:44:44.000 There's so many different shirts that wear in the audience.

00:44:46.000 It's amazing.

00:44:47.000 It's really cool.

00:44:48.000 These July 4th ones dropping are so dope.

00:44:51.000 I love what you're wearing there. 0.99

00:44:52.000 Some American flag type shit. 0.99

00:44:54.000 Red, white, and blue taints. 0.99

00:44:57.000 We got the Master Kim shirt, but in red, white, and blue.

00:45:00.000 It's so dope.

00:45:01.000 Awesome.

00:45:03.000 Anyways, good quality.

00:45:04.000 I like it.

00:45:06.000 Ooh, he handed in the mic again. 0.98

00:45:08.000 I was telling you, Joe, I need some fucking primate Joe Rogan shirts. 0.95

00:45:11.000 I'm always rocking my own shirt. 0.99

00:45:12.000 I gotta be honest, I feel like a tool rocking my own shit. 0.99

00:45:15.000 Yeah, I know what you mean. 0.99

00:45:16.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:45:16.000 You've never seen me wear my shirts, nor do I even talk about them.

00:45:19.000 That's a real problem. 0.99

00:45:20.000 I have a goddamn t-shirt company. 0.99

00:45:22.000 I didn't even know. 0.99

00:45:23.000 I've only advertised it like three times.

00:45:24.000 But you do well with it.

00:45:25.000 Makes great money.

00:45:26.000 I see those all the time.

00:45:28.000 I didn't even know you sold shirts.

00:45:29.000 I was like, hey, listen, this is what you gotta do, bro.

00:45:32.000 You gotta do this. 1.00

00:45:33.000 You're like, motherfucker, I've been selling shirts forever. 1.00

00:45:35.000 I'm like, oh, really? 1.00

00:45:36.000 I have no idea.

00:45:37.000 Regina Hamlet is a pretty boxer. 1.00

00:45:40.000 She whiz. 1.00

00:45:40.000 She can box these nuts in her mouth. 1.00

00:45:42.000 That pussy's got teeth. 1.00

00:45:43.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:45:43.000 She unboxes fat dicks. 1.00

00:45:45.000 Sir, she's a legit athlete. 1.00

00:45:47.000 I don't care.

00:45:48.000 I love athletes.

00:45:49.000 Oh, I sure would show her a good time. 0.97

00:45:51.000 Right, guys?

00:45:52.000 I sure would.

00:45:53.000 Right, guys? 1.00

00:45:55.000 She pulls her pussy lips apart and brushes her teeth. 1.00

00:46:01.000 She gets a fucking one of those little water picks down there. 1.00

00:46:06.000 Ah, man, I'll tell you what. 1.00

00:46:08.000 Struggle is real with girls. 0.98

00:46:09.000 What is her name, Regina? 0.89

00:46:10.000 It is.

00:46:11.000 Struggle is so real.

00:46:12.000 I love girls, man. 1.00

00:46:13.000 It's a fucking curse. 1.00

00:46:15.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:15.000 Well, they're better than dudes. 1.00

00:46:17.000 When it comes to having sex with them. 0.99

00:46:19.000 You gotta do what you gotta do. 0.97

00:46:21.000 There's a reason.

00:46:22.000 Opposites attract, alright?

00:46:23.000 I know, but at what point are you just attracted to one?

00:46:28.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:46:28.000 It's a fucking curse. 1.00

00:46:29.000 Tony, you feel me. 1.00

00:46:31.000 Yeah, that's a problem too.

00:46:32.000 Being attracted to one is very difficult.

00:46:34.000 Yeah, I love all different kinds of women. 1.00

00:46:36.000 But then there's also...

00:46:37.000 Then there's also the problem of just getting along.

00:46:39.000 You know? 0.99

00:46:40.000 Everybody has a fucking different sensibility, man. 0.99

00:46:43.000 Men and women see things so goddamn differently. 1.00

00:46:45.000 God, it's crazy. 0.97

00:46:45.000 Different goals. 0.97

00:46:46.000 Truly.

00:46:47.000 Different needs.

00:46:49.000 Different things that piss them off.

00:46:51.000 You know what hurts my feelings is girls that I've dated before, and we've dated for years, even lived together, and now just because, whatever, we're not...

00:46:59.000 You know still intimate relationship.

00:47:00.000 We're not friends anymore, but you get us think about the time you not wasted But you spent all those years together.

00:47:05.000 Yeah to me.

00:47:06.000 I'm like no let's still be friends, but they can't do it man Some of them can't be but you can't be either Yeah, because you used to send it in there and shoot loads inside their body and they loved it Around you and they hug you and they feel your back wall of a pack They hug that back,

00:47:23.000 and they feel that crease where the spine is, and the muscles wrap around the spine.

00:47:29.000 It's a valley.

00:47:29.000 It's a muscle valley.

00:47:30.000 And Schaub does that thing where he lies on his back, and he puts the weight bar here, and he does those fuck exercises. 0.99

00:47:35.000 I love that big job, too. 0.99

00:47:36.000 He puts them up on Instagram.

00:47:38.000 He's 405 pounds. 1.00

00:47:40.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:47:42.000 Fucking sending it home. 1.00

00:47:46.000 Fucking... 1.00

00:47:48.000 One more set. 1.00

00:47:49.000 One more rep.

00:47:51.000 Meanwhile, Rampage's Trainer.

00:47:53.000 I follow Rampage's Trainer on Instagram. 1.00

00:47:55.000 It's a woman with an ass created by God himself. 1.00

00:47:59.000 What's her name, please? 1.00

00:48:00.000 Juliet something or another.

00:48:02.000 I don't know her name.

00:48:02.000 White girl?

00:48:03.000 Oh, good.

00:48:04.000 I mean, I guess.

00:48:05.000 Sort of. 1.00

00:48:06.000 Her ass is retarded, dude. 1.00

00:48:08.000 It's retarded. 1.00

00:48:08.000 And she does 400 pounds with that exercise. 1.00

00:48:11.000 That same exercise as you.

00:48:12.000 Videos of it.

00:48:13.000 Videos of it.

00:48:14.000 Undeniable.

00:48:15.000 How's the face, though?

00:48:16.000 She's pretty. 0.99

00:48:17.000 She's not ugly at all.

00:48:18.000 She's pretty. 0.99

00:48:18.000 But you don't even care. 0.99

00:48:20.000 I'm going to slip on into them DMs.

00:48:22.000 Well, I think she's married and she has children.

00:48:24.000 I've been there. 1.00

00:48:25.000 Her ass is ridiculous. 1.00

00:48:27.000 It's ridiculous. 1.00

00:48:28.000 But she does that same thing.

00:48:29.000 She has like a yoga mat that she has rolled up next to the bench so she could pull it up here and she puts her elbows on the bench because she can't get under it. 0.82

00:48:38.000 She's not as strong as you to get under it. 0.89

00:48:40.000 But once she gets under it.

00:48:41.000 It's on.

00:48:42.000 Let me find it.

00:48:43.000 I'll find it for you.

00:48:43.000 Yeah, let's find that.

00:48:46.000 I get dead serious.

00:48:47.000 I'm like, let's find it right now. 1.00

00:48:48.000 Dude, sometimes you'll be on Instagram and you'll see a girl's ass, and I'll be like, God damn! 1.00

00:48:52.000 I don't care where I'm at. 0.99

00:48:54.000 It's so frustrating. 0.96

00:48:56.000 It's like seeing a dope-ass car. 0.66

00:48:57.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:48:58.000 And then I'll go to their fucking webpage, or I'll go to their Instagram page, and you find out that they have 7 million followers, and all it is is pictures of their ass. 1.00

00:49:08.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:49:09.000 Girls get way more followers on Instagram than dudes. 1.00

00:49:11.000 That's so nuts.

00:49:11.000 Oh, there she is.

00:49:12.000 Look up there.

00:49:13.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60

00:49:14.000 Find the one where she's doing...

00:49:16.000 Find the one where she's doing that, uh...

00:49:18.000 That's a strong gal. 1.00

00:49:19.000 That critter gots a shitter on her, for sure. 1.00

00:49:21.000 Oh, yeah, but you gotta wait. 1.00

00:49:23.000 Jamie, find the one where she's, uh, in there doing the, um, the fucking... 1.00

00:49:27.000 Oh, that's rampages. 0.97

00:49:30.000 Well, she's got a page.

00:49:33.000 What does it say?

00:49:34.000 Juliet, what?

00:49:36.000 Yeah, but I'm telling you that she has a page. 0.95

00:49:39.000 So what does that say?

00:49:41.000 That's it, yeah, that's at JulietLynn82.

00:49:44.000 Alright, I'll find it.

00:49:45.000 Hold on.

00:49:45.000 So she's not that old.

00:49:49.000 This is going to be interesting. 0.99

00:49:51.000 There's nothing better than a nice ass. 1.00

00:49:54.000 Is this Seaver and Kawajiri already? 0.99

00:49:57.000 That's the co-main. 0.96

00:49:59.000 How the fuck is that happening already? 0.98

00:50:02.000 This is a short night. 0.99

00:50:10.000 It's a great deal of...

00:50:11.000 How about that four-man Bellator tournament coming up in September?

00:50:15.000 I know, right?

00:50:16.000 What is that?

00:50:17.000 It's...

00:50:18.000 Who is it?

00:50:19.000 It's...

00:50:19.000 It's King Moe and Phil Davis.

00:50:21.000 Emmanuel Newton, King Moe, Phil Davis, and who's the last guy?

00:50:24.000 I'm not sure, the fourth guy.

00:50:25.000 Yeah, the bald-headed dude.

00:50:26.000 All one night.

00:50:27.000 Great.

00:50:28.000 One night, right?

00:50:28.000 Yeah.

00:50:29.000 Wait, they're all fighting one night?

00:50:30.000 Yeah.

00:50:30.000 What?

00:50:31.000 It's a four-man tournament in one night. 1.00

00:50:32.000 God damn you, Scott Coker. 1.00

00:50:34.000 You genius. 1.00

00:50:36.000 Bellator is trying some experiments, huh?

00:50:38.000 I'm not mad at it to mix it up, because you've got to do something, because you're not going to compete with the UFC talent for talent.

00:50:42.000 I'll tell you this, the front patio of the comedy store last night, everybody was waiting for that Shamrock Kimbo.

00:50:49.000 Everyone loves Kimbo, man.

00:50:50.000 And it garnered attention, and, you know...

00:50:54.000 I don't see the UFC up on that TV that often, but that gets a different crowd watching.

00:51:02.000 You know what I mean?

00:51:04.000 I agree.

00:51:04.000 I think they're doing it smart, man.

00:51:06.000 I've never really seen Bellator in the past year until last night.

00:51:12.000 I was really surprised about those WWF entrances.

00:51:15.000 It's fun though, huh?

00:51:17.000 It's different.

00:51:18.000 They're not quite doing it right.

00:51:20.000 It's a little too gimmicky.

00:51:21.000 It is, and I don't think they see what works about the WWF's entrances that they're not doing.

00:51:27.000 Like, it's cool, the production value, but...

00:51:29.000 It's a little too much, right? 0.99

00:51:30.000 It's corny as fuck. 0.99

00:51:31.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:51:32.000 Have the guys walk in and fight.

00:51:34.000 It's nonsense.

00:51:35.000 The UFC used to do it, and then they came to that own...

00:51:37.000 Nah, it's not, though.

00:51:38.000 For Bellator, it is.

00:51:40.000 I think the UFC came to the right conclusion.

00:51:41.000 They thought about it, and they said, you know what?

00:51:43.000 We can get more seats.

00:51:45.000 We can sit more people in here without this.

00:51:47.000 They're really great seats.

00:51:48.000 They're important to get rid of this ramp. 0.99

00:51:50.000 And plus, we're spending all this money on pyrotechnics and shit. 0.98

00:51:52.000 For what? 0.98

00:51:53.000 Yeah.

00:51:54.000 And then they decided to be on it.

00:51:56.000 I don't think it's awesome, man.

00:51:57.000 I don't.

00:51:58.000 Well, I think the UFC's more, it's looked more as a legit sport.

00:52:03.000 Bellator's more of a spectacle.

00:52:05.000 Okay, what do you do?

00:52:06.000 You can go talent for talent with UFC? No, this is what you do.

00:52:09.000 You poach. 0.98

00:52:10.000 What Bellator needs to do is use some of that goddamn Viacom money and take advantage of this Reebok thing. 0.98

00:52:16.000 This Reebok thing has a lot of fighters that are going to lose a shitload of money. 0.97

00:52:20.000 Here she is.

00:52:20.000 Look at this.

00:52:21.000 Come on, son! 1.00

00:52:22.000 The fuck did I say? 1.00

00:52:24.000 Wow. 1.00

00:52:25.000 Girl's no joke.

00:52:26.000 There's a bunch of videos of her doing that.

00:52:28.000 She's letting you know.

00:52:29.000 She's DTF. Oh, I would do serious things to her vagina. 1.00

00:52:34.000 No, you wouldn't. 1.00

00:52:35.000 She would break your dick off and she would open up a window and shoot it into the sky with her pussy. 1.00

00:52:41.000 She would pull her dick off, pull your dick off with her vagina. 1.00

00:52:45.000 And shoot it into the sky? 1.00

00:52:46.000 Open up the window and stick her pussy up. 1.00

00:52:49.000 Damn. 1.00

00:52:50.000 She'd kill a bird with it. 1.00

00:52:52.000 She's in shape. 0.91

00:52:53.000 Yeah.

00:52:53.000 I gotta start doing that.

00:52:54.000 What is exercise?

00:52:55.000 I gotta start doing that.

00:52:56.000 What's the benefit of that exercise? 1.00

00:52:58.000 Work your ass. 1.00

00:52:58.000 Hips and glutes. 1.00

00:52:59.000 It gets you ready to fuck fat chicks. 1.00

00:53:01.000 Probably good for your sprawl, right? 1.00

00:53:02.000 Yeah, great for your sprawl, good for hip mobility.

00:53:05.000 Look at that booty. 1.00

00:53:06.000 Look at that booty. 1.00

00:53:06.000 Yeah, it's a ridiculous booty. 1.00

00:53:08.000 No, no, no. 0.99

00:53:09.000 Go down.

00:53:09.000 Scroll down.

00:53:10.000 Look at that.

00:53:10.000 What?

00:53:11.000 Jesus Christ. 0.92

00:53:11.000 That's good, but it's black. 0.92

00:53:13.000 It's hard to see because of the blackness. 1.00

00:53:14.000 Scroll down a little.

00:53:15.000 There's one.

00:53:15.000 A little further.

00:53:16.000 A little further.

00:53:17.000 Look at that.

00:53:17.000 She got some tiggle bitties on her, too.

00:53:20.000 Bam! 0.98

00:53:20.000 What's that? 0.98

00:53:21.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:53:22.000 That is a fucking bona fide booty. 0.99

00:53:25.000 Yeah, I'm not mad at that. 0.99

00:53:26.000 Good for her.

00:53:27.000 Congratulations on your wonderful body.

00:53:29.000 Congrats.

00:53:30.000 Yeah, she trains hard. 0.92

00:53:32.000 Well, she's Rampage's strength and conditioning trainer.

00:53:35.000 I guess Rampage has a gym.

00:53:37.000 Yeah, he does, right?

00:53:37.000 In Orange County.

00:53:38.000 Yeah, what is it?

00:53:39.000 It's called like Rampage's Fitness or something like that.

00:53:41.000 I think so, yeah.

00:53:42.000 Rampage Fitness.

00:53:43.000 Good for him.

00:53:43.000 I'm glad he's invested his money.

00:53:46.000 He's still dealing that litigation bullshit, right? 0.98

00:53:49.000 With Bellator? 0.99

00:53:49.000 Yep. 0.99

00:53:50.000 What is that about?

00:53:51.000 Bellator signed him, and then they violated their contract.

00:53:54.000 So the judge released him.

00:53:56.000 They put an injunction.

00:53:57.000 The judge lifted the injunction.

00:54:01.000 He fought for the UFC. Everybody loved him.

00:54:04.000 Fought Fabio Maldonado.

00:54:05.000 Great fight.

00:54:06.000 And then they got a new injunction.

00:54:09.000 So there's a new legal issue going on.

00:54:12.000 I'll tell you what, though.

00:54:13.000 They had to release his contract for Bellator?

00:54:15.000 That thing was beastly. 0.99

00:54:17.000 Yeah, he's making a lot of money.

00:54:18.000 Are you allowed to hang a banner?

00:54:20.000 If you're under the Reebok deal, can you hang a banner?

00:54:23.000 You can't even do that.

00:54:24.000 No, it's over.

00:54:25.000 Not only that, you have to wear Reebok clothes the entire week of fight camp.

00:54:28.000 And he has to show up in Reebok pumps.

00:54:30.000 Oh my gosh.

00:54:32.000 Wow.

00:54:34.000 You know what, man?

00:54:35.000 It's like forcing me to get a tribal tattoo.

00:54:37.000 It's an opening.

00:54:38.000 That's hilarious. 0.74

00:54:39.000 Barbed wire around your bicep. 1.00

00:54:40.000 Fucking tramp stamp. 1.00

00:54:42.000 I'd rather just get a Reebok trance stamp than wear Reebok trance. 1.00

00:54:45.000 You mean 90s tattoos? 0.99

00:54:47.000 Fucking A. The thing about it is that it's opening up the door for Bellator in a big way. 0.97

00:54:53.000 If they can show that they can come up with a lot of money for you in a contract and let you get your own sponsors like the way it used to be, that'll change the fucking game. 0.93

00:55:01.000 Because all you need is a few of those guys to jump over. 0.95

00:55:05.000 Well, Phil Davis was the first, right?

00:55:07.000 Yeah, but Phil...

00:55:08.000 He was a free agent.

00:55:09.000 With all due respect, Phil was a free agent.

00:55:10.000 With all due respect, Phil was not really a threat for the title.

00:55:13.000 He's just not.

00:55:14.000 You know, you watch how Anthony Rumble Johnson beat him up.

00:55:17.000 It's hard.

00:55:17.000 Hold.

00:55:18.000 Now that Jon Jones is gone.

00:55:19.000 And then you see Ryan Bader beat him.

00:55:21.000 It's like, I don't know.

00:55:24.000 I mean, he could...

00:55:25.000 He beat Machida and he beat Gustafsson.

00:55:26.000 He did.

00:55:27.000 He did.

00:55:27.000 But he beat Gustafsson very early in his career.

00:55:29.000 Still beat him, though.

00:55:31.000 It's true.

00:55:31.000 And that win against Machida was very questionable.

00:55:33.000 He beat Glover Teixeira.

00:55:34.000 He did.

00:55:34.000 He beat Iota Machida and Gustafsson.

00:55:37.000 Glover trained for that shit in Connecticut in his backyard. 1.00

00:55:39.000 I'm just saying, man. 1.00

00:55:40.000 He literally did.

00:55:41.000 I know he did.

00:55:41.000 But he beat some top, top guys.

00:55:43.000 No, look, Phil Davis is a tough guy, but no one thinks of him the way they think about Rumble or they think about Daniel.

00:55:49.000 That he might be a real shot at the title.

00:55:52.000 So him going over to Bellator is not the biggest loss.

00:55:55.000 You're saying we need like a Jose Aldo to go to Bellator.

00:55:58.000 Exactly, exactly.

00:55:59.000 Word, word.

00:55:59.000 If Aldo went over to Bellator, how about this?

00:56:02.000 Aldo and Burrell, if Hen and Burrell...

00:56:04.000 How about if Hen and Burrell beats TJ Dillashaw and then goes over to Bellator?

00:56:07.000 I mean, that's craziness.

00:56:08.000 If they get a few guys like that... 0.99

00:56:10.000 And by the way, they have that fucking Patricchio Pitbull. 0.98

00:56:13.000 Did you see that fight last night? 1.00

00:56:14.000 Jesus Christ! 1.00

00:56:15.000 He was getting his ass wet and then came back. 1.00

00:56:16.000 Came back and KO'd him. 1.00

00:56:18.000 That was a wild-ass fucking fight. 1.00

00:56:19.000 Pitbull's a beast. 0.99

00:56:20.000 I saw some good sponsors of Bellator, but I didn't see any powerhouse sponsors.

00:56:25.000 I'm surprised everyone's not jumping the train yet.

00:56:27.000 They need more numbers.

00:56:28.000 I bet last night's was good.

00:56:30.000 Yeah, I'm sure it was. 1.00

00:56:31.000 They need to bail on that fucking name. 1.00

00:56:33.000 Bellator's a stupid name. 1.00

00:56:34.000 Yeah, I'm not a fan of it. 1.00

00:56:35.000 What does Bellator mean?

00:56:36.000 It's like warrior in Latin.

00:56:39.000 They're using a dead language. 0.89

00:56:41.000 Bellator. 1.00

00:56:41.000 Let's find out, because I'm talking shit. 1.00

00:56:43.000 I don't really know what the actual name is. 0.99

00:56:45.000 For sure, switch it up, though.

00:56:45.000 Be a little more professional.

00:56:47.000 It should be Spike MMA. I agree.

00:56:50.000 Just like, you know, Showtime has Showtime Boxing.

00:56:53.000 HBO has HBO Boxing.

00:56:54.000 It's Spike MMA. It's what it is.

00:56:56.000 Viacom Fighting?

00:56:57.000 What?

00:56:58.000 Make it more professional, man.

00:57:01.000 What is the name?

00:57:02.000 That's an interesting single, right?

00:57:03.000 What?

00:57:04.000 You're right.

00:57:04.000 That was right?

00:57:05.000 Brandon, what do we do here?

00:57:06.000 Oh, okay.

00:57:06.000 It's Warrior in Latin.

00:57:08.000 Dennis Seaver. 0.98

00:57:09.000 It's hard for Seaver to fucking get motivated after Conor McGregor stole his soul. 0.98

00:57:14.000 You see that fight in Boston? 0.98

00:57:16.000 Yeah.

00:57:16.000 Jesus Christ.

00:57:17.000 He looked so slow.

00:57:18.000 He made Seaver look so slow.

00:57:19.000 So crazy. 0.99

00:57:20.000 McGregor walked him down and beat the fuck out of him. 0.96

00:57:23.000 I know you can't pick Joe, but Tony, Brian, how do you see Conor Jose? 0.96

00:57:27.000 I can pick.

00:57:28.000 Conor Jose, I... He doesn't know.

00:57:32.000 He has no idea.

00:57:33.000 I mean, if I had to really put money on it, I would put money on Connor because I feel like there's so much momentum and he has so much belief and I feel in some ways maybe he's inside Jose's head.

00:57:46.000 Can I help you out here?

00:57:48.000 So you think he has more belief than Jose, a guy who hasn't lost in nine years and is pound for pound best in the world?

00:57:54.000 Ten years.

00:57:54.000 Ten now, yes.

00:57:55.000 Yeah, a little bit.

00:57:57.000 More belief than Jose Aldo.

00:57:59.000 Look, Aldo has massive belief in himself.

00:58:01.000 Don't question that.

00:58:02.000 Better camp?

00:58:03.000 Aldo's beating everybody they put in front of him.

00:58:05.000 He has the best leg kicks maybe in the world.

00:58:07.000 And now he's motivated.

00:58:08.000 In MMA. His leg kicks are so goddamn fast and nasty. 0.99

00:58:11.000 Professional level soccer player. 1.00

00:58:13.000 And he has that ridiculous fucking hip snap because of that. 1.00

00:58:16.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:58:17.000 Oh, and some of the best takedown defense ever.

00:58:19.000 Spectacular.

00:58:20.000 The only thing about Aldo is he's had a lot of fights, and he's had a lot of wars in the gym, a lot of tough rounds in fighting.

00:58:28.000 You know, that last Chad Mendes fight was probably the toughest fight he's ever had inside the octagon.

00:58:32.000 True.

00:58:33.000 Mendes cracked him.

00:58:34.000 He took some punishment, for sure.

00:58:35.000 Yeah, Mendes hit him some bombs. 1.00

00:58:36.000 And Mendes can hit fucking hard, man. 0.99

00:58:39.000 You see that Ricardo Lamas fight. 0.99

00:58:40.000 He's the hardest hitter in that division, by far.

00:58:43.000 And Jose Aldo took.

00:58:45.000 He hooked that and still whooped his head.

00:58:46.000 He did.

00:58:47.000 Twice.

00:58:47.000 And Aldo dropped him in that first round.

00:58:49.000 Sort of illegal.

00:58:51.000 It's kind of like after the buzzer.

00:58:52.000 It was tough.

00:58:53.000 The crowd's so loud.

00:58:54.000 Conor's taller, and I feel like his hands are probably better.

00:58:58.000 Well, he's never fought anybody remotely as good as Aldo, so it's hard to tell.

00:59:02.000 Not even close.

00:59:03.000 Now, if I'm putting money on it in Vegas, I'm going Jose Aldo all day.

00:59:09.000 But personally, for the UFC, since I'm Team UFC, I want Conor to win.

00:59:14.000 If Conor wins, he's the biggest star of the UFC he's had in a long time. 0.98

00:59:17.000 Yeah, but if Aldo wins, it shows everybody what a fucking monster they've been sleeping on. 0.96

00:59:21.000 Yeah, but then what do you do with Conor? 0.99

00:59:23.000 Now it's a gimmick. 1.00

00:59:24.000 Now you're like, fuck, man. 1.00

00:59:25.000 No, he rebuilds. 1.00

00:59:26.000 Depends on how he loses.

00:59:27.000 Here's my thing.

00:59:28.000 I think it's brilliant that they have Conor fighting Aldo right away like this, because the reality is we have not seen Conor fight a wrestler. 0.94

00:59:35.000 And if you see Conor in there with a Frankie Edgar, or Conor in there with a Chad Mendes, you fucking never know, man. 0.99

00:59:41.000 Some wrestler's gonna be a bitch, man. 1.00

00:59:43.000 You never know what they could do to him. 1.00

00:59:44.000 You never know if they could take him down and smother him. 0.99

00:59:46.000 Look at the way Frankie Edgar stole Cub Swanson's fucking mill. 1.00

00:59:50.000 Just stole it. 1.00

00:59:51.000 Stole it out of his body.

00:59:52.000 They don't want that, though.

00:59:53.000 They don't want that, because look at Clay Guida and Anthony Pettis.

00:59:56.000 Remember that?

00:59:57.000 You don't want that, man.

00:59:58.000 And that's what Dos Anjos did to him, too.

00:59:59.000 Yes, exactly.

01:00:00.000 But Dos Anjos with better stand-up.

01:00:02.000 Yes.

01:00:03.000 But the thing is, it's going to be rough for Conor.

01:00:06.000 As long as he makes it a fight, we're good. 1.00

01:00:08.000 If he goes in there and gets fucking dismantled, then it's like, oh my god, this shit-talking is embarrassing, man. 0.99

01:00:12.000 He's so big and so strong, I don't think he's going to get dismantled, but I think it's a fight, man. 1.00

01:00:17.000 It's a fucking hell of a fight. 0.96

01:00:18.000 I think Conor's gotten a little too confident. 1.00

01:00:22.000 He's wearing sunglasses indoors and shit now. 0.99

01:00:25.000 That's part of his thing, yeah. 0.99

01:00:26.000 It's part of the show, wrestling fan.

01:00:28.000 I know.

01:00:28.000 You know this.

01:00:29.000 But most of those guys coming in sunglasses win after they have the belt. 0.50

01:00:33.000 He's wearing the sunglasses indoors before the belt.

01:00:36.000 You gotta wait.

01:00:37.000 You gotta pay your dues.

01:00:38.000 He's almost there.

01:00:39.000 You've got a wrestling mentality that's gonna ruin this whole fight podcast. 1.00

01:00:43.000 How dare you. 1.00

01:00:44.000 How dare you bring that bullshit in here. 1.00

01:00:47.000 Kawajiri on top with Dennis Seaver. 1.00

01:00:48.000 Look at this.

01:00:49.000 But it's not pro wrestling.

01:00:50.000 It's high school wrestling that I'm talking about here.

01:00:52.000 I think Aldo's going to do to McGregor what Cormier did to Johnson.

01:00:57.000 Well, Aldo's not a wrestler on that level, though.

01:00:58.000 Aldo's a jiu-jitsu guy.

01:01:00.000 There's a big difference between wrestling and jiu-jitsu guy.

01:01:01.000 Yeah, he's going to try to knock him out. 1.00

01:01:03.000 You're batshit crazy, though. 0.69

01:01:04.000 If you think he gets in a grappling match, Conor's not going to get taken down or out jiu-jitsu. 0.98

01:01:09.000 Yeah, I believe that. 0.95

01:01:10.000 Aldo's jujitsu is so fucking underrated. 0.92

01:01:13.000 Is that good? 0.98

01:01:14.000 Is that good? 1.00

01:01:14.000 He's a fucking black belt. 1.00

01:01:15.000 World class. 1.00

01:01:16.000 He's competed at world class.

01:01:18.000 He beat Cobrino.

01:01:19.000 I don't know who Cobrino is. 1.00

01:01:21.000 Shut the fuck up, please. 1.00

01:01:22.000 Sorry, guys. 0.99

01:01:23.000 Guys.

01:01:24.000 Guys, I'm sorry.

01:01:25.000 He's beaten world class black belts. 1.00

01:01:27.000 Let's just say that.

01:01:28.000 In straight jujitsu competition.

01:01:29.000 In straight jujitsu.

01:01:30.000 Yes, he's elite.

01:01:31.000 I mean, when you watch him move, you watch his Mike Brown fight, when you fought Mike Brown for the WEC title, he takes his back like a ghost, gets those hooks in and just, you're going nowhere. 0.99

01:01:40.000 When you were a kid sucking on your mama's titty, he was in a gi. 1.00

01:01:43.000 That's how long he's been doing jiu-jitsu. 0.99

01:01:45.000 Big difference.

01:01:45.000 I don't know if that's accurate, but...

01:01:46.000 He's been doing it a while, my man.

01:01:48.000 His explosion, his speed with those kicks and punches, man.

01:01:52.000 He's older than me.

01:01:54.000 Aldo.

01:01:54.000 Aldo is 63 years old.

01:01:56.000 Oh, you are, motherfucker. 1.00

01:01:57.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:57.000 Look at Seavers busted up. 1.00

01:01:58.000 Kawajiri.

01:02:02.000 Yeah, that's a great fight, though.

01:02:03.000 See, Dennis Seaver's a guy where...

01:02:04.000 I was talking, I was doing this interview with Crooklyn Steffi from...

01:02:09.000 I guess she's with Bloody Elbow. 1.00

01:02:11.000 Is that what...

01:02:11.000 Do you do, like, regular interviews?

01:02:13.000 With her.

01:02:14.000 She's my friend.

01:02:16.000 But we were talking about Ken Shamrock and Kimbo. 0.99

01:02:20.000 They were on this pro-PED rant and they got cut off because both of them were basically like, who gives a fuck? 0.99

01:02:25.000 You want to use steroids? 1.00

01:02:26.000 Use steroids.

01:02:27.000 I'm thinking, why can't guys make an agreement? 0.99

01:02:32.000 Say, if you got Vitor Belfort and whoever, and they made an agreement to be able to use whatever the fuck they wanted. 0.91

01:02:40.000 You know, you're both saying, like Ken and Kimbo is a perfect example. 0.78

01:02:45.000 41 and 51. Super suspect.

01:02:47.000 And they fought in Missouri.

01:02:49.000 So did Bobby Lashley. 0.97

01:02:51.000 And Bobby Lashley always fights in these strange places with fucking legitimate propped up athletic commissions. 0.54

01:03:00.000 Yeah, I mean, I just think that there's nothing wrong with making an agreement like that. 0.97

01:03:06.000 Well, you know what's weird to me is, like, you look at other sports, like, in baseball, if you get tested positive for steroids, you're so fucked, no Hall of Fame, you get booed everywhere we go.

01:03:16.000 Look at Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez right now setting all these records. 0.99

01:03:19.000 If you get caught in the UFC, you're kind of fucked. 0.91

01:03:22.000 You look at a guy like Rothwell who got caught, or Alistair Overeem, then they fight, everyone kind of forgets, it's whatever. 0.98

01:03:28.000 You get caught in football, it's not a big deal.

01:03:30.000 It's weird to me, man.

01:03:31.000 It's weird how we...

01:03:32.000 Baseball's America!

01:03:34.000 It's weird, though. 0.93

01:03:35.000 America's not cheaters, goddammit. 0.98

01:03:37.000 You don't even understand. 0.99

01:03:39.000 You're over there running your mouth big brown. 0.61

01:03:41.000 They get tested once a year. 0.99

01:03:42.000 Looking all fucking Eurasian. 1.00

01:03:44.000 Looking all brown. 1.00

01:03:47.000 What are your origins?

01:03:49.000 I just think society needs to be consistent.

01:03:52.000 It shouldn't matter, right?

01:03:53.000 Baseball is a weird one, man.

01:03:55.000 It's not even physical! 1.00

01:03:56.000 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

01:03:57.000 No, your bat speed. 1.00

01:03:58.000 Crush the ball. 0.97

01:03:59.000 No, no, your bat speed.

01:04:00.000 You can keep playing all up into your 30s. 1.00

01:04:02.000 Brian, no shit. 0.99

01:04:03.000 I want to see home runs. 1.00

01:04:04.000 Me too. 0.97

01:04:05.000 I want them jacked on steroids to the gills and crushing balls. 1.00

01:04:08.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

01:04:08.000 Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. 0.99

01:04:10.000 How dope was that?

01:04:12.000 Yeah, it was the only time people were excited.

01:04:14.000 Yeah.

01:04:14.000 They both deflated.

01:04:15.000 They look weird. 0.99

01:04:16.000 Old as balls. 0.99

01:04:16.000 Well, how about Sammy Sosa turning into a white guy? 0.99

01:04:18.000 What the fuck happened there? 0.99

01:04:19.000 Michael Jackson is weird. 1.00

01:04:20.000 He just went super crazy.

01:04:22.000 I think he bleached his skin or something.

01:04:23.000 But it's like a gray color.

01:04:25.000 It's weird.

01:04:25.000 Yeah, he looks dead.

01:04:26.000 Yeah, he looks like a corpse.

01:04:28.000 It's just so weird how society judges certain sports.

01:04:31.000 But wait, bring up Sammy Sosa when he first went into the league and when he was 240. The difference is ridiculous. 0.67

01:04:38.000 No, Mark McGuire is the difference. 0.94

01:04:39.000 Mark McGuire, the Bash Brothers' son.

01:04:41.000 He was giant. 1.00

01:04:42.000 He had fucking forearms like my thighs. 1.00

01:04:45.000 His forearms were so jacked. 1.00

01:04:46.000 They were like my thighs. 0.98

01:04:47.000 With a hand at the end of it.

01:04:49.000 That's what I want! 0.99

01:04:50.000 Like, Tony, you love fucking bullshit wrestling, pro wrestling, right? 1.00

01:04:53.000 You love that fake wrestling. 1.00

01:04:55.000 He likes the drama.

01:04:55.000 Now think if the drug test was like the UFC and they're all skinny.

01:04:58.000 Is it as cool?

01:04:59.000 No.

01:05:00.000 You watch pro wrestling because there are these characters.

01:05:02.000 They look like superheroes.

01:05:04.000 Take away drug tests and see what happens.

01:05:06.000 Here's a bad example.

01:05:07.000 CM Punk is one of the biggest wrestlers in the world and he's 100% clean.

01:05:11.000 He's the exception.

01:05:12.000 But there's a good example.

01:05:14.000 The WWF went through what UFC is going through now back in that Hulk Hogan thing in the mid-early 90s.

01:05:21.000 It was huge.

01:05:22.000 So they had to eliminate it.

01:05:24.000 They have to do it themselves.

01:05:26.000 They have a super strict policy.

01:05:28.000 Bro.

01:05:28.000 I'm serious.

01:05:29.000 Super strict?

01:05:30.000 You're telling me Batista and The Rock are clean?

01:05:33.000 No.

01:05:34.000 Watch your words, sir.

01:05:35.000 Come on, The Rock?

01:05:37.000 You think The Rock's on steroids? 1.00

01:05:39.000 Tony, will you shut your fucking mouth? 1.00

01:05:43.000 Tony, you weigh six pounds and you're talking about a guy who is an immense super athlete, probably about 260. Is Brock Lesnar on steroids? 1.00

01:05:51.000 Of course, they've all done something.

01:05:54.000 They've all done it.

01:05:55.000 Brock Lesnar, first of all, has superior genetics.

01:05:58.000 The bone structure that that guy has.

01:06:00.000 You can go back to when Brock Lesnar was in high school. 1.00

01:06:02.000 He was a fucking monster. 0.99

01:06:04.000 Didn't you tell me he benched 225 49 times? 1.00

01:06:07.000 Yes.

01:06:08.000 49 times.

01:06:08.000 Well, you've got to see his combine times.

01:06:09.000 His combine numbers are stupid. 1.00

01:06:11.000 His combine numbers are through the roof. 1.00

01:06:13.000 His vertical is insane.

01:06:15.000 Pull up Brock Lesnar's combine numbers, Jamie. 0.95

01:06:17.000 All that said, he got shitted on when he got to the NFL. They made fun of him.

01:06:20.000 Well, it's a sport.

01:06:20.000 They made fun of him.

01:06:21.000 Well, he wasn't ready for it.

01:06:22.000 No, he never played football.

01:06:23.000 Yeah, he's been doing wrestling.

01:06:25.000 That said, Brock Lesnar's a freak.

01:06:27.000 Brock Lesnar's a super freak. 0.99

01:06:29.000 But, back to bullshit wrestling, you don't think these guys... 0.99

01:06:33.000 Think of their schedules, too. 1.00

01:06:35.000 Their schedule's fucking insane. 0.99

01:06:36.000 Every night. 0.99

01:06:37.000 You're not eating protein shakes and staying on that schedule, my man. 0.93

01:06:40.000 I hate to piss on your sport.

01:06:41.000 Or your entertainment. 0.92

01:06:43.000 I mean...

01:06:44.000 Well, those guys are constantly not getting enough sleep.

01:06:46.000 Never, man.

01:06:47.000 They're flying in.

01:06:47.000 It's a brutal, brutal schedule.

01:06:49.000 You talk to someone who's in that business, it's brutal, man.

01:06:52.000 And a lot of times they have to pay for themselves.

01:06:54.000 They have to own rental cars and then bill the company.

01:06:57.000 It's a brutal circus. 1.00

01:06:58.000 Shit. 1.00

01:06:59.000 Totally. 1.00

01:07:00.000 You think Triple H is fucking clean? 0.99

01:07:03.000 You don't get a neck like my waist. 0.99

01:07:05.000 I don't know what Triple H is doing.

01:07:07.000 That's an interesting one. 1.00

01:07:09.000 I mean, he's a fucking monster. 1.00

01:07:11.000 He's shaped weird. 1.00

01:07:12.000 What about Batista, dude?

01:07:13.000 Look, Batista's the worst. 1.00

01:07:15.000 What about The Rock?

01:07:15.000 I don't even acknowledge that Batista was ever even in pro.

01:07:17.000 He's so terrible.

01:07:19.000 What are you talking about?

01:07:20.000 He was great in Guardians of the Galaxy.

01:07:22.000 Phenomenal.

01:07:23.000 You're a mess.

01:07:24.000 No. 0.99

01:07:25.000 How dare you?

01:07:26.000 No.

01:07:26.000 Guardians of the Galaxy.

01:07:29.000 Disappointing me, bro. 1.00

01:07:29.000 You're watching Talking Trees and shit. 1.00

01:07:31.000 That movie was great! 1.00

01:07:32.000 Talking Trees and shit. 1.00

01:07:34.000 Oh, you're out of your mind. 1.00

01:07:35.000 Jurassic Park's a motherfucker. 1.00

01:07:36.000 What's a good movie to you? 1.00

01:07:38.000 Mad Max was great.

01:07:39.000 I didn't see it.

01:07:40.000 I heard it was awesome. 0.97

01:07:40.000 You're gonna fucking love it. 0.97

01:07:41.000 Too much action for me. 0.98

01:07:42.000 You know what's dope, dude, that I didn't see until this weekend when I was flying back from Mexico?

01:07:47.000 John Wick.

01:07:48.000 That Keanu Reeves movie, the action movie, he plays an assassin.

01:07:51.000 They kill his dog and he goes and kills everybody.

01:07:54.000 Really? 1.00

01:07:54.000 Oh! 1.00

01:07:55.000 Oh, and they kill his dog so he goes nuts? 0.93

01:07:56.000 No, no, no.

01:07:57.000 I'm not...

01:07:58.000 I'm not doing it justice.

01:07:59.000 He gets revenge, they kill something.

01:08:00.000 Here's his combine numbers. 1.00

01:08:01.000 It's a fucking phenomenal move. 0.98

01:08:03.000 They're doing John Wick 2. Look at his 40. 4'7", 40. By the way, 283 pounds. 0.99

01:08:08.000 4'7", 40. 35 inch vertical jump.

01:08:12.000 Long jump.

01:08:13.000 10 feet.

01:08:14.000 Standing long jump.

01:08:15.000 10 feet.

01:08:16.000 Bench press.

01:08:17.000 225 for 30 reps. 1.00

01:08:19.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

01:08:21.000 A running back living in the body of a defensive end. 1.00

01:08:25.000 That's ridiculous. 1.00

01:08:25.000 He's a freak. 1.00

01:08:27.000 I gotta be honest, especially when he did do that a number of years ago, now, that's not that freakish.

01:08:32.000 Yeah.

01:08:33.000 Really?

01:08:33.000 But you gotta think about it.

01:08:34.000 There's some fucking freaks now. 1.00

01:08:37.000 This isn't something he was training for. 1.00

01:08:39.000 No.

01:08:39.000 This isn't a guy that was moving towards being a pro football player.

01:08:43.000 And just decided to do it.

01:08:44.000 Brock Lesnar's the biggest freak the UFC's ever seen.

01:08:46.000 Ever.

01:08:47.000 Ever.

01:08:47.000 Hands down.

01:08:48.000 If Brock Lesnar... 0.99

01:08:48.000 He would rip our dicks off right now. 0.99

01:08:50.000 If Brock Lesnar had the right coach, like if he went to a... 0.95

01:08:54.000 Not saying there's anything wrong with his coaches.

01:08:56.000 What I'm saying is, if he had the right coach in the right amount of time, like if he went to a Matt Hume or a Ferasa hobby and they engineered his career from the beginning to the time he's being introduced to the UFC to the time he's introduced to high-level competition,

01:09:12.000 he could have been an all-time great.

01:09:15.000 He's the best heavyweight ever.

01:09:16.000 He has the capabilities.

01:09:17.000 He fought a former heavyweight champion in his second professional fight.

01:09:21.000 He fought Frank Mir in his second professional fight.

01:09:23.000 He had no idea how to defend against a leg lock.

01:09:25.000 He got leg locked.

01:09:27.000 That's my favorite fight of all time.

01:09:28.000 Great fight. 1.00

01:09:29.000 Frank Mir's a bad motherfucker. 0.99

01:09:30.000 But then, in his third fight after that, he fights Heath Haring. 1.00

01:09:33.000 Beats the shit out of Heath Haring. 0.99

01:09:34.000 Then he fights Randy fucking Couture. 1.00

01:09:36.000 Stops Randy Couture in his fourth professional fucking fight. 0.99

01:09:40.000 Yeah, but Randy Couture was like... 1.00

01:09:42.000 Fucking in a wheelchair to the octagon and then there's fucking Brock Lesnar. 0.99

01:09:46.000 Still, it doesn't matter. 1.00

01:09:48.000 I agree.

01:09:48.000 For the fourth professional fight.

01:09:50.000 Insanely impressive.

01:09:52.000 What he's done in his career, man.

01:09:53.000 He beat Shane in his prime.

01:09:55.000 Yes, he did. 1.00

01:09:55.000 Shane was in his prime and he got fucked up. 1.00

01:09:57.000 After Shane rocked him. 1.00

01:09:59.000 Oh, after Shane beat the shit out of him. 0.98

01:10:00.000 Where they could have stopped it, let's be honest. 0.83

01:10:02.000 Easily could have stopped it.

01:10:03.000 Easily could have stopped it.

01:10:04.000 Good thing they didn't because he came back and won. 0.56

01:10:05.000 Came back and strangled him.

01:10:08.000 Look, Brock Lesnar, I mean, he had no business fighting Alistair after he came back from that surgery.

01:10:13.000 He had no business fighting Kane.

01:10:15.000 He just was not on that level.

01:10:16.000 But if he learned to get on that level...

01:10:19.000 He beats all those guys.

01:10:20.000 He has more talent than all those guys.

01:10:22.000 All those guys.

01:10:23.000 But he doesn't like to get hit.

01:10:25.000 Dude, ask Pat Berry when he was in his training camp.

01:10:28.000 They brought Pat Berry in before he fought someone, I forget.

01:10:31.000 And Pat moved out there and was in Minnesota.

01:10:33.000 And he said he'd only train like two or three times a week.

01:10:37.000 And they were sparring.

01:10:38.000 And Pat goes hard.

01:10:40.000 Pat was a trained partner of mine for years.

01:10:42.000 Pat goes really hard. 1.00

01:10:43.000 He's a motherfucker, man. 1.00

01:10:44.000 He's a beast stand-up. 1.00

01:10:46.000 Terrible ground. 0.99

01:10:46.000 Anyways, so he fucking hits Brock, and I guess Brock freaks the fuck out. 0.99

01:10:52.000 And his coaches were like, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99

01:10:55.000 And Pat's like, what do you mean? 1.00

01:10:56.000 Like, don't fucking hit Brock in the face. 1.00

01:10:58.000 Pat was like, what the fuck am I doing here then? 1.00

01:11:01.000 And they're like, you just paw, man. 0.98

01:11:02.000 Just feel it out.

01:11:04.000 What? 1.00

01:11:04.000 Yeah, and Pat was like, this is some bullshit. 1.00

01:11:06.000 What? 1.00

01:11:07.000 They weren't hitting him.

01:11:08.000 Ask Pat about it next time you see him.

01:11:11.000 Great story.

01:11:11.000 Well, that's weird.

01:11:12.000 About him training with Brock.

01:11:13.000 I had heard conflicting stories.

01:11:15.000 I had heard that that's not true.

01:11:17.000 So I'm going to have to do a fight night without you guys.

01:11:19.000 I'm very sad.

01:11:20.000 No way!

01:11:21.000 Next weekend.

01:11:22.000 No, man.

01:11:23.000 Saturday night. 1.00

01:11:23.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:11:24.000 Fuckin' bullshit. 1.00

01:11:24.000 And my boy Liotto's fighting too. 1.00

01:11:26.000 Listen, you don't have to be there with him.

01:11:28.000 You come with me.

01:11:28.000 He does.

01:11:29.000 He needs to.

01:11:29.000 Why?

01:11:30.000 What's it for?

01:11:30.000 Because when he's without me, he gets lost.

01:11:32.000 I think he does well without you.

01:11:33.000 No, no, no.

01:11:34.000 No, he doesn't without you.

01:11:36.000 I think he flourishes.

01:11:38.000 Maybe he does better.

01:11:39.000 No, no, no, that's not true.

01:11:40.000 He's like, where's Brian?

01:11:41.000 I'm depressed.

01:11:42.000 His head hangs low.

01:11:44.000 My boy Liotta's fighting.

01:11:45.000 I was just with him last week training, man.

01:11:47.000 He looks great.

01:11:48.000 Does he?

01:11:48.000 Looks great.

01:11:49.000 Does he?

01:11:49.000 Great.

01:11:50.000 What was going on with him entering into that Rockhold fight?

01:11:52.000 This is a second.

01:11:53.000 Ooh, that's a tight guillotine.

01:11:54.000 Yeah, it is.

01:11:54.000 He just passed.

01:11:56.000 He needs to get that right knee.

01:11:58.000 The right knee was more important than even the choke.

01:12:00.000 By far.

01:12:01.000 Would you agree?

01:12:02.000 100%.

01:12:02.000 Yeah, getting that right knee up and over was more important.

01:12:04.000 Position over submission.

01:12:06.000 Yes, sir. 0.99

01:12:07.000 That's fucking Hicks and Gracie 101. Position over submission. 1.00

01:12:12.000 First of all, defense.

01:12:14.000 I am always safe.

01:12:15.000 Liotto said in that Rockhold fight, he got in an exchange, got hit in the back of the head.

01:12:22.000 And he was out of it since then.

01:12:23.000 Sort of.

01:12:24.000 He said it was an illegal shot.

01:12:25.000 I completely disagree.

01:12:26.000 I watched the elbow land.

01:12:27.000 It landed to the side of the head. 0.99

01:12:29.000 It was a ruthless fucking elbow that Rockhold hit him with. 0.99

01:12:31.000 But Rockhold had already had his back, was already beating him up. 0.99

01:12:34.000 Rockhold had him on the ground.

01:12:36.000 And Machida didn't look good physically. 1.00

01:12:38.000 He looked different physically.

01:12:39.000 He looked soft.

01:12:40.000 I agree 100%.

01:12:41.000 Rockhold is going to fight wide next, right? 1.00

01:12:44.000 Rockhold's going to fight Weidman, and that's a fucking motherfucker of a fight. 0.99

01:12:47.000 Real quick, best fight in middleweight history. 0.99

01:12:49.000 Name a better one.

01:12:50.000 Could be.

01:12:51.000 Maybe him, Anderson versus Weidman, might be the only other fight.

01:12:55.000 Nah, that's old school Anderson.

01:12:57.000 But Anderson, the first fight.

01:12:59.000 You're not talking about Anderson in his prime.

01:13:00.000 Anderson, the first fight versus Weidman.

01:13:02.000 We didn't know that it was over.

01:13:03.000 I know, but we found out really quick it was. 1.00

01:13:05.000 Well, we only found out because he fucked up. 1.00

01:13:07.000 If Anderson didn't fuck up, Anderson escaped from the knee bar, right? 1.00

01:13:11.000 He escaped from the leg lock attempt by Weidman and was beating Weidman standing up before he's clowning around and trying to goad Weidman into an exchange so he could, you know, he could counter-tax him. 0.99

01:13:21.000 It's hard to say he's beating him standing up because he's making such a joke of everything. 0.99

01:13:24.000 He was kicking the shit out of those legs and punching him in the face at will. 0.99

01:13:27.000 He was not punching. 0.99

01:13:43.000 I don't like how many times he was getting hit with those leg kicks.

01:13:46.000 It was the first thing out of his mouth.

01:13:47.000 It's like, your guy just won the middleweight championship of the world.

01:13:51.000 Knocked down Anderson Silva.

01:13:52.000 That's why he's a great coach.

01:13:53.000 Exactly.

01:13:54.000 I just think you have two fighters in their very, very prime, right? 0.92

01:13:59.000 Like, yeah, Rockhold had the slip-up where he got his fucking eye kicked out by a juiced-up Vitor in Brazil. 1.00

01:14:05.000 Other than that, he's a motherfucker. 1.00

01:14:08.000 You have Weidman in his prime, you have Rockhold in his prime. 1.00

01:14:10.000 It's rare we see this, man.

01:14:11.000 Yeah, it's true.

01:14:12.000 To me, it's the best fight in middleweight history, if not one of the best fights in UFC history.

01:14:15.000 I would agree.

01:14:16.000 I would agree with that.

01:14:17.000 I think Brock, Shane's better.

01:14:19.000 I think that's a bigger fight.

01:14:20.000 But other than that, I think...

01:14:21.000 What's a bigger fight?

01:14:22.000 Because it's the heavyweights.

01:14:24.000 The heavyweight title is the most important title.

01:14:26.000 True. 0.99

01:14:26.000 And those are also two true heavyweights who brought some shit to the octagon. 0.99

01:14:30.000 Right, right. 0.98

01:14:31.000 Like, Kane's a tough sell, man, because he doesn't look imposing, right?

01:14:35.000 He doesn't really talk. 0.95

01:14:36.000 He just wants to wrestle and fucking chill, right? 0.98

01:14:38.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:14:38.000 I don't think so. 0.97

01:14:39.000 I think if Kane was more active and he hadn't been injured and he was just running through the division like he was when he was in his prime before this two-year layoff, if you look at the Kane that beat up Junior Dos Santos in the second and third fights, if you look at the Kane that stormed through Ben Rothwell...

01:14:53.000 That's old school Kane.

01:14:54.000 But that Kane, if he was more active, he'd be like Canelo Alvarez. 0.98

01:15:00.000 He'd be fucking huge. 0.93

01:15:01.000 It's just tough to sell him when he's on the shelf for two months. 0.99

01:15:04.000 Or two years, rather.

01:15:05.000 I agree, but think about when Brock... 0.99

01:15:08.000 Fucking Lesnar with the WWE crowd, and then he had the UFC crowd sold, and he was beating bitches up. 1.00

01:15:13.000 Former champs, Frank Mir, Randy Couture. 0.99

01:15:15.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:15:16.000 It's insane.

01:15:17.000 When he beat up Mir and stopped him.

01:15:19.000 Destroyed his face. 0.96

01:15:20.000 Smashed his face. 0.98

01:15:21.000 He's the biggest star the UFC's ever had.

01:15:22.000 And then you have Shane Carwin.

01:15:24.000 Remember Shane?

01:15:25.000 Just got done beating the brakes off Mir.

01:15:27.000 Knocked out Gonzaga.

01:15:28.000 All knockouts.

01:15:29.000 MGM Grand.

01:15:30.000 Biggest heavyweight of all time in the UFC. That's the biggest fight in UFC history.

01:15:34.000 I just think...

01:15:35.000 Brock Holden-Weidman is a dope, dope fight, man.

01:15:37.000 What was also the biggest pay-per-view card ever is also UFC 100, of course, so it was a big event, and there was a lot of hype behind it.

01:15:44.000 No, Shane wasn't UFC 100. Oh, that's right.

01:15:46.000 Yeah, I'm thinking of Mirror.

01:15:47.000 Yeah, you're thinking of Mirror Brock.

01:15:49.000 Shane was UFC 116 at MGM Grand.

01:15:53.000 116?

01:15:53.000 Was it really that far off?

01:15:54.000 Because I fought Chris Tuscher on that.

01:15:56.000 There's your boy, Pat.

01:15:57.000 Yeah, there he is.

01:15:58.000 We've got to have him tell us the story training with Brock Lesnar.

01:16:01.000 MMA record, 3-2, that stuff.

01:16:03.000 Yeah, interesting.

01:16:07.000 Yeah, Brock does crazy stuff in the WWF that seems inhuman that other wrestlers have never been able to do.

01:16:13.000 What about the story that Skylar Ashton told us?

01:16:15.000 Excuse me, sir.

01:16:16.000 Don't bring in WWF. Look at Vince.

01:16:18.000 You guys keep bringing it up.

01:16:20.000 This is the guy that had 69. He's 70. That's natural.

01:16:23.000 Totally natural.

01:16:24.000 No one has ever looked like that at 69. Brian, if you quit bullshit and get on TRT, that could be you. 0.99

01:16:30.000 That guy's 21 years older than me. 0.99

01:16:32.000 22 years older.

01:16:33.000 I'm proud of him.

01:16:34.000 It's insane. 1.00

01:16:35.000 Rich as shit. 1.00

01:16:36.000 Rich as shit. 1.00

01:16:37.000 Muscular shit. 1.00

01:16:38.000 Great marketer. 1.00

01:16:39.000 Love it.

01:16:40.000 Incredible.

01:16:40.000 Crazy.

01:16:41.000 Ooh, look at this. 1.00

01:16:42.000 His dick's probably hard all day long. 1.00

01:16:44.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:44.000 I bet he destroys bitches. 1.00

01:16:45.000 Conor McGregor. 0.99

01:16:47.000 Conor McGregor.

01:16:49.000 I come from the McGregor farm.

01:16:52.000 I spoke my country's name in my native tongue.

01:17:01.000 I said, era.

01:17:02.000 Era.

01:17:03.000 I'll tell you what I'm excited about.

01:17:05.000 I can't wait to hear those Irish and Brazilian chants going back and forth. 0.99

01:17:08.000 What you can't wait to hear is the sound of head kicks from the crowd as fucking giant brawls break out. 1.00

01:17:15.000 I wanted to shoot myself like a lightning bolt through his chest. 1.00

01:17:20.000 You sounded Scottish. 0.99

01:17:21.000 Well, he said, McGregor is actually from Scotland.

01:17:24.000 Yeah, but you're ruining the accent.

01:17:25.000 Dude, did you see Connor's new tattoo, the tiger on his stomach? 1.00

01:17:28.000 You fucked up, son. 1.00

01:17:29.000 You got a nice set of abs like that, and you cover it with that bullshit. 1.00

01:17:32.000 And it's such good work, it looks like a 3D image. 0.99

01:17:35.000 Oh, look at him. 1.00

01:17:37.000 Aldo's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:17:39.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:17:43.000 People gotta educate themselves on Aldo, man. 1.00

01:17:46.000 I mean, he's a fucking motherfucker. 1.00

01:17:48.000 Yeah, he's no joke. 1.00

01:17:52.000 And he has motivation. 1.00

01:17:54.000 Not that he doesn't anyways, but now he's talking all this shit. 0.99

01:17:58.000 Like I said, I'm a Conor fan, though. 0.99

01:18:01.000 How can you not be, man?

01:18:02.000 What he's done for the sport is crazy.

01:18:04.000 Did you see how Aldo's brought in the jungle fight guy, Biljarino?

01:18:09.000 How do you say his name?

01:18:10.000 Is that the bald guy?

01:18:11.000 Biljarino?

01:18:11.000 No.

01:18:12.000 Pull up a video.

01:18:14.000 Jose Aldo brings in Jonas Biljarino.

01:18:20.000 I don't know how to say the dude's name, but the point is the dude who he brought in can emulate Conor perfectly.

01:18:27.000 What?

01:18:27.000 He's built like Conor and he's a beast.

01:18:29.000 Does he move like Conor?

01:18:30.000 That's the difference.

01:18:31.000 Oh, he's good, dude.

01:18:32.000 He's good.

01:18:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:33.000 You gotta see this guy.

01:18:34.000 First of all, pull up a highlight reel.

01:18:38.000 Pull up a highlight reel for Jonas, Jungle Fight champ, Jonas, B-I-L-H-A-R-I-N-H-O. I've seen this dude fight before.

01:18:48.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 0.99

01:18:50.000 And he fights 145 and he fights the same style that Conor does. 1.00

01:18:54.000 Why the fuck isn't he in the UFC? He will be eventually. 0.91

01:18:56.000 I'm sure. 0.93

01:18:57.000 He's a beast.

01:18:58.000 I mean, I'm sure he's got a contract with Jungle Fight.

01:19:00.000 He's their champ.

01:19:01.000 You know, it's a big Brazilian organization.

01:19:03.000 That's trouble for Conor, though, if he found someone to mimic that style, because that's the issue with Conor.

01:19:07.000 Watch this cat. 0.65

01:19:08.000 This cat's good, dude.

01:19:09.000 Look at Bill Irino.

01:19:10.000 This is him.

01:19:11.000 They call him Speed.

01:19:12.000 But watch how this guy moves around.

01:19:14.000 He moves around exactly like Conor.

01:19:16.000 And he fights Southpaw. 1.00

01:19:18.000 Watch how this motherfucker fights. 1.00

01:19:19.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:19:20.000 He looks just like him. 0.98

01:19:21.000 Oh, he's wicked. 0.98

01:19:23.000 He's wicked, dude. 0.98

01:19:24.000 He's wicked, too. 1.00

01:19:25.000 Damn! 1.00

01:19:25.000 He's got nasty kicks. 1.00

01:19:27.000 He's a real good striker. 0.75

01:19:29.000 And he's got a vicious...

01:19:30.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:19:31.000 Look at that fucking switch kick to the head. 1.00

01:19:33.000 Dude, he's built just like Conor. 1.00

01:19:34.000 He looks exactly like him.

01:19:35.000 He moves like Conor, too. 1.00

01:19:37.000 Look at this motherfucker. 1.00

01:19:39.000 He's good. 1.00

01:19:40.000 His kicks are better than Conor's.

01:19:41.000 How about that?

01:19:42.000 Yeah, they are.

01:19:43.000 He hurts dudes, too, man.

01:19:45.000 He's good. 1.00

01:19:45.000 Damn. 1.00

01:19:46.000 Bill Irino's no joke, man. 1.00

01:19:48.000 See?

01:19:49.000 Look at him.

01:19:49.000 Strictly stand-up, huh?

01:19:50.000 No!

01:19:51.000 He's an MMA champ.

01:19:52.000 Jesus. 0.92

01:19:53.000 He's nasty, dude. 0.99

01:19:54.000 Dude. 0.99

01:19:54.000 But look at him. 0.99

01:19:55.000 He's no joke.

01:19:56.000 Look at that.

01:19:56.000 Look at how he moves, man.

01:19:57.000 Exactly.

01:19:58.000 Oh, my God.

01:19:58.000 This is the guy that Conor's bringing in.

01:20:00.000 And a lot of people think Bill Irino is better than Conor.

01:20:03.000 A lot of people think that he could beat Conor in an MMA fight. 1.00

01:20:06.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:20:06.000 Look at this movement, man. 1.00

01:20:08.000 Look at this fucking movement. 1.00

01:20:09.000 He's no joke. 1.00

01:20:10.000 Look at that straight left.

01:20:11.000 Does he have any losses?

01:20:12.000 I don't know, man.

01:20:13.000 I don't know what his record is. 1.00

01:20:14.000 I mean, obviously it's a highlight, so yeah, he's a bad motherfucker, but... 0.99

01:20:17.000 Well, you know, look, he's... 0.99

01:20:19.000 He moves just like him, and he looks exactly like him.

01:20:21.000 There couldn't be a better training partner. 0.98

01:20:22.000 He's nasty. 0.89

01:20:23.000 I wonder how he's lost, though. 0.84

01:20:24.000 He's even wearing his hair like Conor in preparation for this fight. 0.99

01:20:27.000 Damn, all in. 0.99

01:20:28.000 Yeah, watch this. 0.99

01:20:29.000 Okay, now pull up a video of Aldo training with him.

01:20:33.000 Watch this.

01:20:33.000 Also, he's painting his face all white.

01:20:35.000 Look at it.

01:20:35.000 Look how he's doing his hair.

01:20:36.000 He's got his fucking hair up like Conor. 1.00

01:20:37.000 Holy shit, son. 1.00

01:20:39.000 He's just like him. 1.00

01:20:40.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:20:41.000 He's doing all the shit that Conor does. 1.00

01:20:43.000 He brought him in to mimic Conor. 1.00

01:20:45.000 Dude, I'm putting my entire life savings on Joe Zellino now.

01:20:47.000 See how he's doing?

01:20:48.000 Are you?

01:20:49.000 Yes, this is a game-changer.

01:20:51.000 This kid is a...

01:20:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:52.000 Holy fuck, man! 1.00

01:20:54.000 He's just like him! 1.00

01:20:55.000 Exactly!

01:20:56.000 And he's, you know, he's got that style of movement in the first place. 0.97

01:21:00.000 All the 360 wheel kicks and roundhouse kicks and all that shit. 0.99

01:21:03.000 Dude, that's trouble! 0.99

01:21:05.000 It's interesting.

01:21:06.000 It's very interesting. 0.99

01:21:07.000 That's fucking mind-blowing. 0.99

01:21:08.000 It's very interesting. 1.00

01:21:08.000 What is that guy's name again? 1.00

01:21:10.000 Bilirino.

01:21:11.000 Bilirino.

01:21:11.000 Where is he from?

01:21:12.000 He's from Brazil.

01:21:13.000 B-I-L-H-A-R-I-N-H-O. Damn. 1.00

01:21:18.000 I might have a new boyfriend, guys. 0.99

01:21:20.000 He's no joke.

01:21:22.000 I like Conor!

01:21:24.000 He's a better kicker than Conor. 0.99

01:21:26.000 Damn, he looks like it. 1.00

01:21:27.000 See, Conor's kicks are almost disdainful. 0.99

01:21:29.000 If you watch the way Conor throws his kicks, he throws his kicks a lot the way he is. 0.99

01:21:33.000 Like, bitch, I'll just throw these kicks out there. 1.00

01:21:36.000 So he's 6-0. 1.00

01:21:36.000 He hasn't lost. 1.00

01:21:37.000 Every win's been by...

01:21:39.000 TKO or KO. He's got one submission.

01:21:42.000 One submission.

01:21:43.000 Rear naked choke. 1.00

01:21:44.000 He's a bad motherfucker, dude. 1.00

01:21:46.000 Holy fuck, man. 1.00

01:21:47.000 Where does he fight? 1.00

01:21:48.000 He fights, he's the jungle fight champion.

01:21:51.000 He's no joke.

01:21:53.000 He's only 25. 5'11.

01:21:55.000 Dude, he's exactly like fucking Conor. 0.99

01:21:57.000 Conor's not 5'11. 1.00

01:21:58.000 Conor's about 5'9.

01:21:59.000 No, he's 5'11.

01:22:01.000 Conor's not 5'11.

01:22:02.000 Yes, he is.

01:22:03.000 I'm 5'11.

01:22:03.000 Conor's not close to 5'11.

01:22:05.000 Brian, you know when we find out that you're wrong, it's going to be ugly.

01:22:09.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:22:09.000 Take a look at the Instagram picture with us.

01:22:10.000 How much taller am I? You can't go Instagram.

01:22:12.000 What do you mean?

01:22:12.000 He's slouching.

01:22:13.000 We're standing.

01:22:14.000 I stood next to him and I looked very carefully.

01:22:16.000 You know I look at body types.

01:22:17.000 You have boots on.

01:22:18.000 I'm obsessed with him.

01:22:19.000 You have boots on.

01:22:20.000 You're right.

01:22:20.000 Thank you.

01:22:21.000 He's 5'9".

01:22:21.000 Everybody be quiet.

01:22:22.000 Is he?

01:22:22.000 Yes.

01:22:23.000 Everybody stop talking.

01:22:24.000 Give it up, Callan.

01:22:25.000 Come on, man.

01:22:26.000 I'm trying to give you depth.

01:22:27.000 Oh, sorry.

01:22:28.000 Sorry.

01:22:28.000 Jesus, man.

01:22:29.000 5'9".

01:22:30.000 Connor's 5'8".

01:22:32.000 It says there 5'8".

01:22:33.000 Well, I'm 5'8", and honestly, I think he's an inch taller than me.

01:22:36.000 I think that's not correct.

01:22:38.000 Man.

01:22:38.000 It's tough to say.

01:22:40.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

01:22:40.000 That's insane. 1.00

01:22:41.000 I don't know why I'm more surprised that he brought in that guy or Callan's right.

01:22:46.000 Billerino. 0.98

01:22:48.000 Billerino is a fucking real game changer. 1.00

01:22:50.000 Jesus! 1.00

01:22:50.000 That's a game changer! 1.00

01:22:51.000 Yeah, big game changer because he's going to learn how to deal with that style.

01:22:55.000 And Billerino is explaining to him all the different setups that he does.

01:22:58.000 Because Billerino fights exactly like Conor fights.

01:23:00.000 He sets up kicks and punches in a very, very similar way.

01:23:04.000 And that's huge, man.

01:23:05.000 Because when you fight someone like Conor, there's very few fighters.

01:23:08.000 There's Conor, Lyoto Machida, Ronda Rousey... 0.98

01:23:11.000 Stefan Struve, because he's fucking nine foot tall. 0.97

01:23:14.000 There's certain guys where you get one shot at. 0.99

01:23:16.000 You can't duplicate it, right?

01:23:17.000 Right, right.

01:23:18.000 So now you find a guy just like Conor.

01:23:20.000 Or maybe better.

01:23:20.000 You're going to see that?

01:23:22.000 Dude, that's a fucking game changer. 0.99

01:23:24.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:23:25.000 Exactly. 0.91

01:23:25.000 Goddammit, I'm putting a lot of money on Joseph now. 0.91

01:23:27.000 Are you?

01:23:27.000 I'm rooting for Conor, though.

01:23:28.000 My heart wants Conor, but my brain's like, don't be foolish. 0.99

01:23:31.000 I love Jose. 0.98

01:23:32.000 I love Conor, too.

01:23:33.000 I have no dog in this fight.

01:23:35.000 I really do.

01:23:36.000 I just want a great fight.

01:23:37.000 I want to live up to the hype.

01:23:38.000 Dana said he thinks it's going to be the biggest pay-per-view ever.

01:23:40.000 It could be.

01:23:41.000 It's not going to be bigger than UFC 100, son.

01:23:42.000 Let's get real.

01:23:43.000 It could be.

01:23:44.000 Neither one of these guys are bigger stars than Brock.

01:23:47.000 Internationally, they certainly are.

01:23:48.000 Conor McGregor is the biggest star in combat sports history to come out of Ireland.

01:23:52.000 Wow.

01:23:53.000 What's that saying?

01:23:54.000 There's a lot, man.

01:23:55.000 Ireland has a lot of soccer.

01:23:57.000 We're talking about boxers.

01:23:58.000 Yeah, but Wayne McCullough, your boy Wayne McCullough comes in.

01:24:02.000 Wayne McCullough.

01:24:02.000 They have a lot of great boxers that have come from Ireland.

01:24:05.000 Look at this.

01:24:05.000 Not like superstars.

01:24:07.000 Track for over one million pay-per-views.

01:24:08.000 Okay, so not the biggest ever.

01:24:09.000 He just says on track for one million.

01:24:10.000 I misquoted Dana. 1.00

01:24:11.000 Don't fucking rip my head. 0.99

01:24:12.000 Connor thinks it's going to be the biggest ever, not Dana. 0.99

01:24:15.000 Okay, my bad.

01:24:16.000 Dana thinks over a million.

01:24:17.000 Look at that.

01:24:18.000 Look at Joe Rogan.

01:24:19.000 It does over a million, for sure.

01:24:21.000 It does over a million, 100%.

01:24:22.000 Yeah, I think it does over a million.

01:24:23.000 I'm watching that for sure.

01:24:25.000 I think internationally, in Europe especially, I think we really have no idea how big he is.

01:24:29.000 What is the date?

01:24:29.000 It said July 11th.

01:24:33.000 Fire and the Kid won't be at the UFC Expo. 0.97

01:24:35.000 We got some other shit going on. 0.91

01:24:36.000 What is that about? 0.82

01:24:37.000 How come you guys won't be at the UFC Expo? 0.97

01:24:38.000 You can't talk shit about Reebok and show up at the Expo. 0.94

01:24:41.000 Is that what's going on? 0.99

01:24:42.000 No, I'm just saying.

01:24:42.000 I'm assuming it has a little bit to go on.

01:24:45.000 Honestly, we got another shit going on. 1.00

01:24:47.000 We got another shit going on. 0.99

01:24:47.000 Listen, if we ever want to do it, what we could do is next time there's a UFC where you guys want to do something, we could just get a studio somewhere at a casino and do a live event and have a podcast with the three of us. 0.99

01:25:01.000 We just go on stage live somewhere.

01:25:03.000 Done.

01:25:03.000 We'll do the weigh-in, and then after the weigh-in, we'll do like a 6 p.m.

01:25:07.000 podcast somewhere, and then you and I do an 8 p.m.

01:25:10.000 show somewhere, a 9 p.m.

01:25:11.000 show.

01:25:12.000 Yes.

01:25:12.000 Dude.

01:25:13.000 Tony Hinchcliffe.

01:25:14.000 Brilliant.

01:25:14.000 Tony Hinchcliffe, Tom Segura, and I will be at the Ka Theater at MGM where they do Cirque du Soleil.

01:25:20.000 That's a great show.

01:25:21.000 Slaying jokes.

01:25:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:25:22.000 Tom Segura.

01:25:23.000 I just remembered, you reminded me, I have to figure out, maybe I should email someone who knows more, but they told us last time at that Ca Theater, because it's a Cirque du Soleil theater, that we can do crazy stuff.

01:25:36.000 What do you mean?

01:25:36.000 Come in on a zip line?

01:25:38.000 You're not coming in on a zip line.

01:25:40.000 Too much. 1.00

01:25:40.000 Just do your fucking show. 1.00

01:25:42.000 You're trying to be Bellator of comedy now. 1.00

01:25:44.000 You're trying to be Bellator.

01:25:45.000 They told me that I can do something.

01:25:47.000 No, you can't do that.

01:25:48.000 You just go out there and you do a show.

01:25:49.000 That'd be sick. 0.91

01:25:50.000 But he has a gold suit on, like the Golden Pony.

01:25:53.000 That'd be sick. 0.91

01:25:53.000 When else do I get to do something like that? 0.91

01:25:55.000 It's at a Cirque du Soleil theater, Joe.

01:25:57.000 At your own show.

01:25:59.000 He's censoring you.

01:26:01.000 Don't you want to come in from the bottom and rise up? 0.77

01:26:03.000 You could die.

01:26:04.000 You know a guy died at that Cirque du Soleil theater?

01:26:07.000 Really?

01:26:08.000 Yes.

01:26:08.000 Dying is a comedy damper.

01:26:09.000 You know wrestling?

01:26:10.000 A comedy damper.

01:26:10.000 A guy fell and died.

01:26:12.000 Who's the guy who fell?

01:26:12.000 Owen Hart.

01:26:13.000 Fucking Bret the Hitman Hart's brother. 0.99

01:26:15.000 Do you want to be Bret the Hitman Hart's brother? 1.00

01:26:17.000 No.

01:26:17.000 Here's a girl, Jessica Benet.

01:26:18.000 I've got to take a leap before this kid's going.

01:26:19.000 She's walking out.

01:26:20.000 I'm excited about this, though.

01:26:21.000 She looks calm, man.

01:26:22.000 Yeah, for sure don't duck lip it, though, to the octagon.

01:26:24.000 She's sexy, bro.

01:26:25.000 Yeah.

01:26:25.000 Don't hate on sexy.

01:26:26.000 I'm not hating on sexy.

01:26:27.000 You're sexy yourself.

01:26:27.000 Don't hate on sexy.

01:26:28.000 Dude, I just said the winner of this gets a nose job. 0.90

01:26:31.000 Free nose job. 1.00

01:26:32.000 Damn it, Brennan! 1.00

01:26:33.000 What's wrong with that? 0.99

01:26:34.000 Let me tell you something about Ioana.

01:26:36.000 Me and Tony got a couple beaks ourselves.

01:26:38.000 Wait a second, don't throw me under this beak bus. 0.99

01:26:41.000 I have a weird nose.

01:26:41.000 Bro, you have the same noses.

01:26:42.000 Don't throw me under this beak bus. 0.95

01:26:43.000 I do not.

01:26:44.000 Beak bus.

01:26:45.000 This beak bus.

01:26:47.000 Bro, we're part of the beak clan.

01:26:49.000 Guys, my nose is probably smaller than...

01:26:51.000 Well, my nose is right there with you guys, huh?

01:26:53.000 Johanna is the only one that doesn't have the weird nose out of all the ladies. 1.00

01:26:57.000 I'm waiting for it to get messed up.

01:26:59.000 Tony, I'm with you on Johanna.

01:27:02.000 I'm with you on Johanna, and I like these.

01:27:04.000 Both these girls are attractive to me. 1.00

01:27:06.000 I don't care what anybody says. 1.00

01:27:07.000 You're such a pussy. 1.00

01:27:08.000 You're so worried about people lashing out on Twitter and shit. 1.00

01:27:11.000 Dude, my Airbnb said they're unable to accommodate my requests. 0.97

01:27:16.000 Let's do this offline, Callan.

01:27:17.000 Sorry, but that just hurts me.

01:27:18.000 100%.

01:27:19.000 Don't text during the show.

01:27:19.000 It kind of hurts me.

01:27:22.000 I mean, she's got a wrestler. 1.00

01:27:24.000 That's her only chance.

01:27:25.000 She has to jump to guard. 0.96

01:27:27.000 Do you follow Ioana on Instagram?

01:27:29.000 Oh, I don't.

01:27:30.000 Oh, my God.

01:27:30.000 You should look up this thing of her striking the other day.

01:27:33.000 We watched it.

01:27:34.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:27:35.000 Ridiculous. 1.00

01:27:36.000 She's a fucking animal. 1.00

01:27:37.000 An animal. 1.00

01:27:38.000 The one where she's hitting the mitts and then sprawls. 0.96

01:27:40.000 Wop, wop, [... 1.00

01:27:43.000 She's a fucking monster. 1.00

01:27:45.000 She's the best woman striker to ever face the UFC. Is she going to win this fight in your mind? 1.00

01:27:50.000 Oh, you're talking about the fucking minus 700 favorite? 0.99

01:27:52.000 Yes, Brian. 0.99

01:27:54.000 I think so.

01:27:55.000 Well, Jessica, Penne, I mean, it's gonna be a tough go for her. 0.99

01:27:58.000 Because she fought Carlos Esparza, fuckin' Joanna did, and just dismantled Esparza. 1.00

01:28:04.000 So Penne, her only chance, not striking, she's gonna have to get her to the ground. 1.00

01:28:09.000 It's not wrestling, it's jiu-jitsu.

01:28:11.000 And a couple of Johanna's fights ago, because I've been to quite a few of them, just luckily, you know, matched up with the gigs that I do with Joe, and she just happens to be on the card.

01:28:19.000 Yeah, whatever.

01:28:20.000 And two fights ago, she went all jiu-jitsu. 1.00

01:28:30.000 I think Carla Esparza tried taking her down something like 16 times. 0.94

01:28:35.000 It was a success for like once or twice, if that.

01:28:37.000 And Esparza, I would assume, is a better wrestler than Penny. 0.98

01:28:40.000 So she has her hands full.

01:28:41.000 If I'm predicting this, I think JJ knocks her out in the third round.

01:28:48.000 TKOs are, not knockout, TKOs in the third round.

01:28:51.000 I don't like seeing a girl who's this good at striking just beat up some other girl on the face. 1.00

01:28:55.000 Like cyborg Gina Carano? 1.00

01:28:57.000 You ever seen that fight?

01:28:58.000 It looked like Bully Beatdown.

01:28:59.000 I was like, oh my god.

01:29:00.000 And Gina Carano is a sexy beast. 1.00

01:29:03.000 She's beautiful. 0.94

01:29:04.000 Sign me the fuck up. 0.96

01:29:06.000 Is she in the audience? 0.99

01:29:07.000 I'm too late to ask for her, but I'll make her go at it.

01:29:09.000 You're just not her style. 1.00

01:29:10.000 Doesn't matter, bro.

01:29:11.000 She was dating Superman.

01:29:13.000 Who's Superman?

01:29:14.000 Can Superman fight, though? 1.00

01:29:17.000 No, he's just a sexy bitch. 1.00

01:29:18.000 Yeah, but that's not good enough. 1.00

01:29:20.000 If you can't fight, you can't fuck that girl for a long term. 1.00

01:29:24.000 Might be good enough for her. 1.00

01:29:24.000 Maybe, but I just don't see it. 1.00

01:29:26.000 You think she needs to fight around? 1.00

01:29:27.000 She's a Weidman or some fucking Luke Rockhold, Brendan Schaub type character to send a dick home. 1.00

01:29:32.000 Dad was a pro football player, right? 1.00

01:29:34.000 Yeah, Dallas Cowboys quarterback.

01:29:35.000 She's too hot and she's a badass fighter. 1.00

01:29:38.000 She's not going to be able to deal with some guy who can't fight and just looks good.

01:29:41.000 What does she walk around at? 1.00

01:29:42.000 How much does she weigh about? 1.00

01:29:43.000 She's not a little girl.

01:29:44.000 Gina's, I'd say, well, when I saw her, she was... 0.58

01:29:48.000 Easily.

01:29:49.000 She fought at 145. She was 160 when I saw her.

01:29:52.000 But she's hot. 1.00

01:29:53.000 Yeah, she's hot. 1.00

01:29:54.000 You know, guys who think that girls need to be skinny, you're crazy. 0.98

01:29:57.000 I don't understand it. 1.00

01:29:58.000 Lose my fucking number. 1.00

01:29:59.000 I agree. 1.00

01:29:59.000 I need curves, son. 1.00

01:30:01.000 I agree, guys.

01:30:01.000 Dude, she's just all woman.

01:30:04.000 Gina Carano, to me, is the sexiest female fighter ever. 1.00

01:30:07.000 Big, big.

01:30:08.000 You want to make some gladiator babies? 1.00

01:30:09.000 That's your fucking girl. 1.00

01:30:11.000 100%. 1.00

01:30:12.000 Woo! 0.99

01:30:12.000 No doubt. 0.99

01:30:13.000 I mean for real man, when she fought Cyborg, Cyborg was at her juiciest juice.

01:30:17.000 That hurt my feelings.

01:30:19.000 That was a hurt feelings fight.

01:30:20.000 I feel like guys should have jumped in there and defended her.

01:30:22.000 Well, it would be a guy fighting.

01:30:24.000 I feel like Roger Werther should have jumped in then and defended a girl. 1.00

01:30:27.000 It's fucked up, man. 1.00

01:30:29.000 That was fucked up. 1.00

01:30:29.000 It was such a fucking beatdown. 1.00

01:30:31.000 They almost are responsible for the lack of drug testing they did for her. 1.00

01:30:36.000 They just didn't give a fuck. 0.99

01:30:37.000 How come someone was that like, man, I think Cyborg might be juicing. 0.99

01:30:40.000 She's got nice eyes, Tony.

01:30:41.000 You got this.

01:30:41.000 Tony, her eyes are intense.

01:30:42.000 Look at her eyes.

01:30:43.000 Look at her nose. 0.94

01:30:44.000 See?

01:30:44.000 See what I'm talking about?

01:30:45.000 She's pretty. 0.99

01:30:45.000 I think she's pretty. 0.99

01:30:46.000 You know what?

01:30:46.000 I agree.

01:30:47.000 I take that back.

01:30:47.000 That nose ain't bad.

01:30:48.000 Only her and Rhonda are the only two that have another nose. 1.00

01:30:51.000 Rhonda has a good nose. 0.99

01:30:52.000 Flattened.

01:30:52.000 You know what?

01:30:53.000 JJ, though, looks better without makeup, I think.

01:30:56.000 Yep. 0.99

01:30:56.000 It's when she puts makeup on, where's that goddamn polo top is where it gets trouble. 0.99

01:31:02.000 In her country, in Poland, polo tops are hot. 0.99

01:31:06.000 It's like Rubenesque fat people in the Renaissance days. 0.96

01:31:09.000 You know, like back then, it was good to be Rubenesque.

01:31:12.000 It was sexy.

01:31:13.000 It kept you protected from disease.

01:31:14.000 Nobody had any food.

01:31:16.000 Polo tops in Berlin are like yoga pants in LA. That's right.

01:31:19.000 First Polish UFC champion, first female European UFC champion. 0.99

01:31:23.000 She is, this is what she'd say under her title, badass bitch. 1.00

01:31:26.000 Six-time world Muay Thai champion, right? 0.99

01:31:29.000 100% legit.

01:31:30.000 You watch her Muay Thai, it's so crisp. 1.00

01:31:32.000 First of all, her fucking jab is a laser beam. 1.00

01:31:35.000 And it's so fast and so technical. 1.00

01:31:37.000 And she has confidence.

01:31:39.000 Trouble.

01:31:40.000 This is cool. 0.88

01:31:41.000 She's so gangster. 0.92

01:31:41.000 What's she doing here? 0.92

01:31:42.000 That video of her lighting up the pads, Jesus Christ, that's impressive.

01:31:47.000 I haven't seen it.

01:31:48.000 You haven't seen it?

01:31:49.000 Jamie, pull that video up.

01:31:50.000 The video of her from the UFC Instagram page. 0.99

01:31:53.000 Just to get a feel for the fucking hand speed this chick possesses. 1.00

01:31:56.000 For the UFC, they need her to be a dominant champion to make this... 1.00

01:31:59.000 Was it strawweight?

01:32:01.000 Yeah.

01:32:01.000 To make the strawweight division...

01:32:04.000 We need her to just dominate bitches like Ronda is. 1.00

01:32:07.000 Because if you have the belt constantly switching, it's hard for people to jump on board. 0.99

01:32:11.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:32:11.000 I agree.

01:32:12.000 I agree.

01:32:12.000 I think people will catch on.

01:32:14.000 Her fists are like Ronda's arm bar. 1.00

01:32:16.000 She sort of has this trademark fun thing to watch.

01:32:20.000 What's all of her striking? 0.75

01:32:22.000 It's not just her fists. 1.00

01:32:23.000 Her fucking elbows are nasty. 1.00

01:32:24.000 Knees, elbows, that bitch is bad. 1.00

01:32:26.000 Watch this. 1.00

01:32:27.000 Look up at that screen.

01:32:28.000 Watch this.

01:32:29.000 Cal, here's your worst nightmares. 1.00

01:32:30.000 Damn. 1.00

01:32:31.000 Look at her fucking hand speed, dude. 1.00

01:32:33.000 And then watch her sprawl. 0.99

01:32:35.000 Light it up, light it up, light it up.

01:32:36.000 Spray! 0.72

01:32:37.000 Light it up, light it up, light it up, sprawl!

01:32:39.000 Light it up, light it up, light it up, sprawl!

01:32:41.000 Come on, son.

01:32:42.000 Tony, it might be too much, my man.

01:32:44.000 It's too much for me.

01:32:45.000 Look at how confident she is.

01:32:47.000 Jesus, her hand speed is insane. 1.00

01:32:49.000 What in the world?

01:32:50.000 I need a girl like that to defend me if I ever make fun of somebody too bad and they get in my face. 1.00

01:32:54.000 That looks like it's speeded up.

01:32:55.000 That camera's speeded up.

01:32:56.000 No, it isn't.

01:32:56.000 Look at the guy.

01:32:57.000 The guy's movement's totally normal. 0.66

01:32:59.000 That's sick.

01:32:59.000 Look at the guy's movement.

01:33:00.000 That doesn't speed it up at all.

01:33:02.000 No, that's not speed it up.

01:33:03.000 Dude, she's 115 pounds of fury. 1.00

01:33:05.000 I'm boxing today, too, man.

01:33:06.000 Watch my hipnets today. 0.88

01:33:08.000 No, you're going to throw your hands in the air.

01:33:10.000 You don't know.

01:33:11.000 And you're going to hit things with your hands.

01:33:12.000 You're definitely not boxing.

01:33:13.000 Yeah, I am.

01:33:14.000 Wayne McCulloch makes me wear headgear.

01:33:15.000 Right. 0.99

01:33:16.000 Goddammit. 0.99

01:33:17.000 He hates when I do it.

01:33:19.000 He hates that I fight.

01:33:20.000 He hates it.

01:33:22.000 No, I hate that you think you're fighting.

01:33:24.000 That's what he hates.

01:33:25.000 You don't know.

01:33:25.000 You guys have a video on me.

01:33:27.000 No, I've seen you and Wayne.

01:33:28.000 I've seen you sit down during the middle of the round from exhaustion.

01:33:32.000 Well, that's true.

01:33:32.000 I am 48. I just don't care enough.

01:33:37.000 Then why do it? 1.00

01:33:38.000 Shut up, shut up. 1.00

01:33:39.000 Last time I hit mitts, I puked. 1.00

01:33:41.000 Did you?

01:33:42.000 It's so hard.

01:33:43.000 It's exhausting.

01:33:44.000 Do it three times a week.

01:33:46.000 You know what it is?

01:33:47.000 I'll help both of you out.

01:33:49.000 Get in shape.

01:33:50.000 Hey, bro.

01:33:50.000 What's wrong with you?

01:33:51.000 Hey, bro, I'm in shape.

01:33:52.000 How dare you?

01:33:53.000 Not if you gotta sit between rounds.

01:33:54.000 I don't have to sit anymore between rounds.

01:33:55.000 Now I know how to conserve my energy.

01:33:56.000 You know, every time you sit, I get a text from someone in the gym.

01:33:58.000 He's not there!

01:33:59.000 Brian's the only guy.

01:34:00.000 I got multiple eyes.

01:34:02.000 Tony hasn't seen me sparred in a long time.

01:34:04.000 But he got multiple eyes on you.

01:34:05.000 Brian's the only guy who went between rounds.

01:34:07.000 You got people watching me?

01:34:09.000 I text everyone and say, let me know how he does.

01:34:12.000 Brian, is it true that in between rounds when you sit down, a guy comes and fixes your hair?

01:34:16.000 Yes.

01:34:17.000 And wets me down with a towel.

01:34:19.000 And has a Bentley belt.

01:34:20.000 Is it true that when you're sparring, you get afraid that you're sweating too much?

01:34:24.000 Yeah.

01:34:25.000 He comes over and whispers motivational things in my ear.

01:34:28.000 Does it upset you that you're wetter in round two than in round one?

01:34:31.000 Sometimes.

01:34:32.000 I look good when I'm wet.

01:34:35.000 She's confident, too, man.

01:34:36.000 Oh, she's so cool.

01:34:38.000 Dude, she's a badass. 1.00

01:34:39.000 Look at her. 1.00

01:34:40.000 I would eat her ass. 1.00

01:34:41.000 Would you? 1.00

01:34:42.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:34:43.000 You get nose deep in that ass? 1.00

01:34:44.000 You probably have to. 1.00

01:34:46.000 She's gonna make you, son.

01:34:47.000 You're eating elbows.

01:34:48.000 Just to save your life.

01:34:49.000 Oh, she's nervous. 1.00

01:34:50.000 You're gonna eat that ass or you're not eating dinner that night. 1.00

01:34:52.000 This has gotta be nerve-racking. 1.00

01:34:53.000 Ooh! 0.96

01:34:56.000 Kiss, kiss, kiss.

01:34:57.000 Nose to nose, nose to nose, beak to beak.

01:35:00.000 Whoa.

01:35:01.000 Beak to beak.

01:35:02.000 Beak to beak, dawg. 1.00

01:35:03.000 Dude, let me explain something to you, all you fucking guys right now. 1.00

01:35:06.000 You gotta get your jab in her face, and you gotta just follow up with a fucking serious kick. 1.00

01:35:11.000 Shh! 0.99

01:35:13.000 Okay, predictions?

01:35:15.000 Third round TKO by uppercut.

01:35:17.000 Yoana, round two. 1.00

01:35:18.000 Roger Huerta jumps in.

01:35:20.000 There we go.

01:35:22.000 This is the fight we're watching.

01:35:23.000 This is the first of all these fights.

01:35:25.000 Does anybody know who won the Kawajiri fight?

01:35:29.000 Kawajiri won by decision.

01:35:30.000 JJ, bring those shorts up. 1.00

01:35:32.000 Well, Pena, I like the way she's moving. 0.98

01:35:33.000 Light on the feet.

01:35:35.000 Throwing up a nice, crisp jab.

01:35:37.000 I just changed my mind.

01:35:39.000 Yoana, TKO, round one.

01:35:42.000 I would jump to guard.

01:35:43.000 Look at that jab.

01:35:44.000 I like that jab. 1.00

01:35:46.000 Fuck, she's a motherfucker. 1.00

01:35:48.000 Don't kid yourself, guys. 1.00

01:35:49.000 Panna's been training hard.

01:35:50.000 Dude, that jab that Ioana has is one of my favorite jabs in all of MMA. I agree.

01:35:55.000 She mixes it up to the body, too.

01:35:57.000 Look at that.

01:35:58.000 She goes low. 0.95

01:35:59.000 Guess you're standing in the pocket, though.

01:36:00.000 Left hook. 0.75

01:36:01.000 Penna's standing right there in the pocket, guys.

01:36:02.000 That's a bad idea, Callan.

01:36:03.000 Yeah, but do you understand what standing in the pocket means?

01:36:05.000 You have to exchange.

01:36:07.000 Yeah.

01:36:07.000 Like, these aren't exchanges.

01:36:09.000 She's getting tagged. 1.00

01:36:10.000 Yes, that's what you gotta do, son.

01:36:12.000 Put pressure on her.

01:36:13.000 Jump to half guard.

01:36:14.000 Jump to half guard.

01:36:14.000 Guys, can I tell you something?

01:36:16.000 Penna's the real deal.

01:36:17.000 Well, Penna has very good takedowns, I'll tell you that.

01:36:19.000 You saw that on The Ultimate Fighter.

01:36:20.000 She's really good at hip tosses. 1.00

01:36:22.000 Good luck taking fucking JJ down. 1.00

01:36:24.000 She's gonna take her down, bro. 1.00

01:36:25.000 Yoana's taking her back. 0.70

01:36:26.000 Yoana's behind her.

01:36:27.000 Nah.

01:36:27.000 Brian, you realize this isn't a takedown.

01:36:29.000 Well, she's got a headlock, man. 1.00

01:36:31.000 She's got a judo headlock. 1.00

01:36:32.000 Throw your hips in. 1.00

01:36:32.000 Ronda loves this fucking position. 1.00

01:36:34.000 Big difference between Olympic judo and fucking penne. 1.00

01:36:37.000 Look at this. 0.99

01:36:37.000 She escapes. 0.99

01:36:38.000 Ronda's a judoka. 1.00

01:36:39.000 But penne is fucking... 1.00

01:36:40.000 She's taking some shots, man. 1.00

01:36:42.000 Covering up and keeping her eyes open.

01:36:45.000 I'll tell you what, I don't like JJ's long board shorts.

01:36:48.000 Me neither.

01:36:52.000 She's around her shoulders, protecting her chin.

01:36:59.000 She's throwing a Chuck Liddell style overhand right. 1.00

01:37:02.000 Don't let that fucking Roy Nelson right hand hit fucking Penne. 0.99

01:37:06.000 Oh, great timing by Penne. 1.00

01:37:08.000 Look at this!

01:37:10.000 Right back up.

01:37:12.000 Right back up.

01:37:13.000 I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I'm going for Penne.

01:37:16.000 Really?

01:37:16.000 Kind of.

01:37:17.000 How come?

01:37:18.000 I don't know, man, because she's such an underdog. 1.00

01:37:20.000 I agree.

01:37:21.000 Wow.

01:37:21.000 Brandon, I'm with you.

01:37:22.000 I am really liking Ioana's takedown defense, man.

01:37:25.000 The UFC needs JJ to win, but...

01:37:27.000 It's fitting that her name's Penny because Ioana's going to beat her like a wet noodle. 1.00

01:37:31.000 See what I did there?

01:37:32.000 See what I did there?

01:37:33.000 By the way, that's good takedown defense.

01:37:35.000 Look at this balance.

01:37:36.000 Look at this takedown defense.

01:37:38.000 Joe hates it when I do jokes.

01:37:39.000 He's disappointed.

01:37:41.000 He's disappointed. 1.00

01:37:41.000 I hate it when I see them coming down the fucking train track. 1.00

01:37:44.000 Well, not everybody sees them coming. 1.00

01:37:46.000 I didn't see them. 1.00

01:37:47.000 Fucking flashing lights. 1.00

01:37:49.000 Ding, ding, [... 1.00

01:37:51.000 It's a macaroni joke coming your way.

01:37:58.000 Oh my god.

01:38:00.000 Don't let them suppress you.

01:38:01.000 You keep with the jokes.

01:38:02.000 Whoa, nice knee to the body. 0.98

01:38:04.000 That's what Penne has to do, man.

01:38:06.000 Hey, guess what?

01:38:07.000 Penne's going to tire her out. 1.00

01:38:08.000 You guys, I told you this.

01:38:10.000 Oh! 0.60

01:38:11.000 Nasty elbow on the clinch.

01:38:14.000 Nasty elbow.

01:38:15.000 She can hold on for life, but it's not going to save her. 1.00

01:38:18.000 I see a fucking foot go in her face pretty soon. 1.00

01:38:21.000 This is a five-round fight, kids. 1.00

01:38:22.000 Yes, sir.

01:38:25.000 Oh, don't do that.

01:38:26.000 Good left hook.

01:38:27.000 Penne can take it, I'll tell you that, man.

01:38:29.000 Yeah, she can.

01:38:29.000 She's taking some good shots.

01:38:31.000 Yeah, I mean, they're 115 pounds.

01:38:32.000 Who's Jessica training with? 0.99

01:38:34.000 Penne, she trains... 0.60

01:38:35.000 Oh, look at that.

01:38:36.000 Nice timing.

01:38:37.000 She trains at Bouchesha's gym for jiu-jitsu.

01:38:40.000 I know she goes there all the time.

01:38:41.000 She was at Rain for a long time.

01:38:43.000 And then she also trains at Ruka.

01:38:46.000 I'll be honest with you, man.

01:38:47.000 She trains at Ruka with Bisping's boxing coach.

01:38:48.000 I'll be honest with you.

01:38:48.000 I'm excited about...

01:38:49.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:38:50.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:38:50.000 There you go. 1.00

01:38:51.000 There's your champ.

01:38:55.000 Stand up.

01:38:56.000 Come on.

01:39:01.000 Yeah, she's going to catch her any second. 1.00

01:39:04.000 Do you hope?

01:39:06.000 I know.

01:39:08.000 How sad are you going to be if she gets submitted, Tony?

01:39:10.000 It's impossible.

01:39:12.000 She doesn't get tired. 1.00

01:39:13.000 Oh, she fucked her up. 1.00

01:39:14.000 Jessica got hurt. 1.00

01:39:15.000 She got hurt.

01:39:16.000 She got hurt.

01:39:16.000 Yeah, she's hurt bad.

01:39:18.000 Oh, elbow.

01:39:19.000 She's tucking her head in good.

01:39:21.000 She is, man. 0.99

01:39:22.000 Look how good fucking hips by Ioana. 1.00

01:39:25.000 You can't elbow the back of the head. 0.99

01:39:27.000 Yeah, I know, right?

01:39:28.000 That was a little slightly illegal.

01:39:29.000 A minute to go. 0.99

01:39:30.000 You get a warning, but fuck someone up. 1.00

01:39:32.000 She's got to survive here. 1.00

01:39:32.000 Go to your butt and recover. 1.00

01:39:34.000 There you go. 1.00

01:39:35.000 Just sit there.

01:39:35.000 Chill.

01:39:36.000 Fuck your legs. 1.00

01:39:36.000 Let her kick the legs. 1.00

01:39:37.000 Cool. 0.99

01:39:37.000 Chill and recover. 0.99

01:39:39.000 Yeah, but she needs those legs. 1.00

01:39:41.000 Well, she needs her fucking cobwebs. 1.00

01:39:43.000 But those are girl legs. 1.00

01:39:44.000 Girl legs are all soft. 1.00

01:39:46.000 They can't take brutal punishment.

01:39:47.000 Not JJ's. 1.00

01:39:48.000 Hers are fucking bats. 1.00

01:39:50.000 Little sinewy. 1.00

01:39:51.000 Look at those little snaps.

01:39:54.000 That sounded so weird.

01:39:56.000 Snaps.

01:39:57.000 See, she's recovering.

01:39:58.000 This is smart, man.

01:39:59.000 It is smart.

01:40:00.000 Super smart.

01:40:03.000 You get dropped to the body, it's the exact same thing you do.

01:40:06.000 Letting her cobwebs clear up a little bit here.

01:40:08.000 Look at this. 0.97

01:40:09.000 Butt scooting. 0.84

01:40:10.000 Stand him up.

01:40:11.000 That's a good way to get back up to your feet clean, too.

01:40:14.000 Do the butt scoot. 0.99

01:40:15.000 They back up.

01:40:15.000 They don't want to butt scoot.

01:40:17.000 Okay, Jessica Panay, man. 1.00

01:40:19.000 She's game as fuck. 1.00

01:40:20.000 Game as fuck, dude. 1.00

01:40:22.000 Don't kid yourself. 1.00

01:40:23.000 Come on, Jessica. 1.00

01:40:24.000 And you know what?

01:40:25.000 Oh! 0.60

01:40:26.000 Take it down! 1.00

01:40:27.000 That's a legit takedown! 1.00

01:40:28.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:40:28.000 Oh, it's the round. 0.99

01:40:29.000 Was that a takedown?

01:40:30.000 Was that a takedown?

01:40:31.000 Yes, it was.

01:40:31.000 It was 100% legit.

01:40:32.000 She still lost the round. 0.87

01:40:33.000 Legit takedown. 0.99

01:40:34.000 But she's showing that she's game as fuck, but she's still hanging in there. 1.00

01:40:37.000 Come on, Jessica. 1.00

01:40:38.000 Don't worry.

01:40:39.000 And by the way, you know, you gotta think that this is fucking wearing on making her fight that kind of grueling grappling exchanges is gonna wear on Ioana. 1.00

01:40:49.000 Yep. 0.81

01:40:50.000 And she's gonna slow down. 0.98

01:40:52.000 Yep.

01:40:54.000 Ooh! 0.96

01:40:55.000 Look at this!

01:40:56.000 Jessica with a right hand. 1.00

01:40:57.000 Look at this.

01:40:58.000 Very nice.

01:40:59.000 Look at this!

01:41:00.000 Great timing.

01:41:01.000 Great timing on that shot.

01:41:02.000 Dude, she's the real deal, man.

01:41:04.000 But she's forcing her to wrestle. 1.00

01:41:06.000 And when she forces her to wrestle, look at this.

01:41:08.000 Joanna.

01:41:08.000 Nice, nasty elbow on the clinch.

01:41:10.000 That's the one that popped the nose. 1.00

01:41:11.000 She just has to get inside, man.

01:41:13.000 She can't stay on the outside.

01:41:15.000 She is mean, Joanna.

01:41:17.000 Man, she's mean. 1.00

01:41:18.000 Well, you know how hard life is in Poland if you look like that? 1.00

01:41:21.000 Yep.

01:41:22.000 And if you're a fighter.

01:41:23.000 Skinny little wiry chick. 1.00

01:41:26.000 Hard life, man.

01:41:27.000 Hard life.

01:41:28.000 The boys aren't knocking at the door to take you on dates.

01:41:31.000 Tony is.

01:41:33.000 She's got one of the funniest guys on the planet after her.

01:41:35.000 When they stick it in, they're not nice.

01:41:37.000 She's funny, too.

01:41:38.000 She's got a good sense of...

01:41:39.000 She always, like, makes, cracks jokes at the way in. 0.95

01:41:41.000 All she needs to see you is at a show and she'll fall in love. 0.93

01:41:43.000 That's right.

01:41:44.000 Well, Tony, should we set this up?

01:41:45.000 Joe, can I open for you in Poland?

01:41:51.000 Let's see if Jessica Binet does anything different. 0.98

01:41:53.000 Damn, JJ's sitting on her shots now. 0.99

01:41:55.000 She's throwing these one punches, one and one-two, and you just can't do that with Joanna. 0.99

01:42:00.000 She's just so ready to be there right when that second punch gets pulled back. 0.99

01:42:04.000 Well, especially if you're looking for a takedown.

01:42:06.000 You've got to throw more in one shot than shoot.

01:42:07.000 Especially if she doesn't anticipate a third or fourth punch coming, like no change of angles, no uppercuts.

01:42:13.000 So she's looking for the one.

01:42:15.000 If she throws the one, the two's coming behind it, and that's about it. 0.98

01:42:18.000 And she knows she's going to be right there pulling back and then countering instantly when that punch pulls back. 1.00

01:42:24.000 Yeah, JJ's too high level to get caught with that bullshit. 1.00

01:42:27.000 Yeah, look at this. 1.00

01:42:28.000 And that running is tough.

01:42:29.000 There you go.

01:42:29.000 Just close the gap, though.

01:42:31.000 Look at this.

01:42:31.000 Johanna with the clinch here, man.

01:42:34.000 Joanna gets Panay, but she's got to be careful of that head.

01:42:37.000 The way she leaves that head there, Panay, when you watch The Ultimate Fighter, she took a lot of girls down from that headlock position. 1.00

01:42:44.000 And look at this, the judo toss from the headlock position.

01:42:47.000 I'd like more head kicks out of JJ, to be honest. 0.99

01:42:50.000 Fucking let's go, girl. 1.00

01:42:52.000 Well, she doesn't do it because she worries about people taking her down. 1.00

01:42:54.000 Tell you what, Panay is standing right there, man. 1.00

01:42:56.000 Fuck yeah, she is. 1.00

01:42:58.000 She's tough, dude. 1.00

01:42:59.000 Yep, on her toes.

01:43:00.000 She's good.

01:43:00.000 Really good job.

01:43:02.000 Oh! 0.60

01:43:03.000 In the face!

01:43:06.000 Straight left. 0.65

01:43:07.000 A jab to the body's nasty, too.

01:43:09.000 Look at this combination.

01:43:11.000 Penne's reaching.

01:43:12.000 Yeah, that combination is nasty.

01:43:14.000 This fight's close to being over, gentlemen.

01:43:16.000 Yeah, it's getting rough.

01:43:17.000 It's getting rough.

01:43:18.000 Penne, she's taking a beating here. 1.00

01:43:19.000 Watch this kick.

01:43:20.000 Come on, Penny. 1.00

01:43:21.000 Last of the third round.

01:43:22.000 Yeah, I love the movement of Ioana.

01:43:24.000 The way she slides away from things and then comes right back in and attacks.

01:43:28.000 There's those head kicks.

01:43:29.000 She's loosening up now.

01:43:31.000 Yeah.

01:43:32.000 I like it, man.

01:43:33.000 I like it. 1.00

01:43:35.000 Goddamn. 0.99

01:43:38.000 Oh! 0.99

01:43:39.000 Nice elbow.

01:43:40.000 Oh, she wins. 1.00

01:43:41.000 Oh, nasty blood. 1.00

01:43:42.000 Damn, son. 1.00

01:43:43.000 Her nose just opened up. 1.00

01:43:44.000 Her nose is wide open.

01:43:46.000 Oh! 0.60

01:43:47.000 This fight's over.

01:43:48.000 This fight's over.

01:43:49.000 Look at this combination. 1.00

01:43:51.000 Goddamn, that hand speed is ridiculous. 1.00

01:43:54.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:43:55.000 Meanwhile, look at that. 1.00

01:43:55.000 Oh, look at that! 1.00

01:43:56.000 In the clinch, she lands an elbow right to that same spot on the nose. 1.00

01:44:00.000 This is smart of Penny. 1.00

01:44:01.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:44:02.000 Penne is a bad bitch! 1.00

01:44:05.000 She needs to bleed inside of Joanna's ear. 1.00

01:44:08.000 Just get her nose in her ear and bleed in there. 1.00

01:44:11.000 She can take serious punishment, man. 1.00

01:44:13.000 Well, she has to. 0.99

01:44:14.000 Well, what the fuck else are you going to do, bro? 0.99

01:44:15.000 Look at that splatter. 0.99

01:44:16.000 That elbow was nasty. 0.96

01:44:17.000 Her nose is splattering all the time.

01:44:22.000 Ooh, JJ's comfortable, hands down.

01:44:24.000 Is this some...

01:44:25.000 Oh, tags that nose. 0.95

01:44:28.000 Look at this.

01:44:28.000 Look at her face!

01:44:30.000 Penna, jump to guard, son!

01:44:32.000 Head kick just barely missed.

01:44:33.000 Penna, get on the hook, jump to half guard. 1.00

01:44:36.000 Ioana's setting up the left high kick.

01:44:38.000 It's coming, son.

01:44:39.000 When she goes southpaw, yeah. 1.00

01:44:40.000 Look at her, just covered in her opponent's blood. 1.00

01:44:43.000 Oh, look at that combo.

01:44:44.000 Knee, knee, knee.

01:44:46.000 Oh, another elbow, son.

01:44:47.000 Elbow in the clinch! 1.00

01:44:48.000 I'll tell you what, I've never seen a female fighter fuck another girl up with this much damage, ever. 1.00

01:44:53.000 Look at her face, man. 1.00

01:44:54.000 This is insane. 0.99

01:44:55.000 She looks like a monster movie. 1.00

01:44:57.000 Yeah, she does. 0.91

01:44:57.000 She has a giant gash on her nose, man. 0.91

01:44:59.000 Real quick, Tony, you're still into this, or...?

01:45:01.000 I love this.

01:45:03.000 Look at my girl. 1.00

01:45:04.000 She's covered in her opponent's blood like a fucking warrior. 1.00

01:45:06.000 And you're still attracted. 1.00

01:45:08.000 More attracted!

01:45:09.000 Okay.

01:45:09.000 Good job, Tony.

01:45:10.000 I like winners.

01:45:11.000 Good job, Tony. 0.99

01:45:11.000 That's all the gay in Tony coming to the surface, manifesting itself in the form of a dominant woman. 0.99

01:45:17.000 Tony's not afraid. 1.00

01:45:17.000 Tony's not afraid of a real woman, you fucking chauvinist. 1.00

01:45:20.000 He's appearing. 1.00

01:45:22.000 He's imagining her with a strap on right now.

01:45:24.000 Tony, come on.

01:45:25.000 What about Caitlyn Jenner?

01:45:26.000 Oh, her left eye is closed. 1.00

01:45:28.000 Her right eye is all fucked up, too, man. 0.99

01:45:29.000 Dude, I've got this. 0.99

01:45:30.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:45:31.000 Look at this combo.

01:45:32.000 How tough is Jessica? 1.00

01:45:34.000 Remember, JJ's 115 pounds fucking girls up like this. 1.00

01:45:37.000 You don't see damage like this in the female division. 1.00

01:45:40.000 Look at that kick to the body. 0.98

01:45:41.000 Jesus.

01:45:42.000 How about Jessica Panay? 1.00

01:45:43.000 Jessica Panay is a bad, bad, bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:45:46.000 Yes, she is. 1.00

01:45:46.000 It's fitting that her name's Panay, because it looks like she has tomato sauce all over her face. 1.00

01:45:50.000 It was a better one!

01:45:52.000 That's a good one!

01:45:53.000 That's a good one!

01:45:54.000 It was a better one!

01:45:54.000 You doubled up on the name of Panay.

01:45:56.000 You gotta know the problem.

01:45:58.000 But I saved the better one for a second.

01:45:59.000 It's so hard to fight somebody this good.

01:46:01.000 Look at all the blood.

01:46:02.000 It was a tomato sauce joke.

01:46:04.000 Come on, wait till the third round so Big Brown's prediction's right.

01:46:13.000 I got a new favorite female fighter. 1.00

01:46:16.000 Yeah, she's a beast, bro. 0.90

01:46:18.000 Yeah, Penny's tough.

01:46:19.000 No, I'm just kidding.

01:46:19.000 JJ's my favorite.

01:46:21.000 No!

01:46:22.000 No!

01:46:24.000 15 seconds!

01:46:26.000 Speed!

01:46:29.000 I said third round TKO, baby!

01:46:32.000 Dude, this is so impressive.

01:46:33.000 And look at this.

01:46:34.000 Panay is still working for the- Take that!

01:46:37.000 She's super flexible, son.

01:46:39.000 Yes, going to the third!

01:46:41.000 This thing's TKO in the third, baby! 1.00

01:46:43.000 I want to see forward to her corner.

01:46:44.000 I am so impressed with her. 1.00

01:46:45.000 It's like I'm a fucking oracle. 0.99

01:46:46.000 I am so fucking impressed with her. 0.99

01:46:48.000 My god. 0.90

01:46:48.000 I love her. 0.90

01:46:49.000 Look at her, fuck you. 1.00

01:46:50.000 Look at the gash on her nose, man. 1.00

01:46:51.000 They're gonna stop that.

01:46:52.000 Oh my god, look at the cut on her nose. 1.00

01:46:54.000 I've never seen a cut on her nose like that before on a women's fight. 1.00

01:46:57.000 Now bear with me here.

01:46:58.000 Because it's a female, will they stop it earlier than if it was a male? 0.99

01:47:01.000 Wait for it.

01:47:01.000 It depends.

01:47:02.000 There's not a lot of experience with female fighting. 1.00

01:47:04.000 We're in Germany, right?

01:47:05.000 Oh my god, that's a huge gash on her nose, man. 0.97

01:47:07.000 What do you do about that?

01:47:08.000 Well, they put adrenaline on it, and they could try to close it up.

01:47:11.000 They close it up with Vaseline.

01:47:12.000 Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. 1.00

01:47:14.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:47:16.000 I think it was an elbow that lit her up. 1.00

01:47:18.000 It was an elbow.

01:47:18.000 Oh!

01:47:19.000 Right there.

01:47:19.000 That was it.

01:47:20.000 Right there.

01:47:21.000 Immediately the blood flows.

01:47:22.000 Jesus Christ.

01:47:23.000 JJ's my favorite fighter now.

01:47:24.000 Hey, Tony, I'm on board. 0.99

01:47:25.000 I don't want to fuck her, but she's my favorite fighter. 1.00

01:47:27.000 I'm telling you, she's my favorite fighter fighter. 1.00

01:47:30.000 I'm fucking in, man. 1.00

01:47:30.000 This bitch is bad! 1.00

01:47:32.000 Hey, real quick, I've never watched her fight, I gotta be honest. 1.00

01:47:34.000 I don't watch a lot of girl fights. 1.00

01:47:35.000 To see Ronda fight somebody in that weight class with this kind of striking would be very interesting.

01:47:39.000 Absolutely.

01:47:40.000 Not really. 0.99

01:47:41.000 Ronda would grab a hold of her and fucking toss her 20 feet in there. 1.00

01:47:45.000 Wow, look at her nose, man. 1.00

01:47:47.000 Her nose is just totally smashed. 0.99

01:47:50.000 What a badass.

01:47:51.000 You've got to give it up, man.

01:47:52.000 Oh, Jessica Benet is no joke, dude. 1.00

01:47:54.000 Jessica Benet is... 1.00

01:47:55.000 No, you don't get to this level without fucking being tough. 1.00

01:47:57.000 Come on, man. 1.00

01:47:58.000 This is different.

01:47:58.000 This is more than tough.

01:48:00.000 This is transcendent.

01:48:01.000 Well, for sure relax, Ryan. 1.00

01:48:03.000 This is fucking... 1.00

01:48:03.000 Well, no, easy. 1.00

01:48:07.000 Jesus Christ.

01:48:08.000 I won't easy.

01:48:08.000 No, for sure take it easy.

01:48:11.000 Good God.

01:48:12.000 Come on, Jessica. 1.00

01:48:13.000 Wow.

01:48:13.000 Come on, girl.

01:48:14.000 Throw down DKO, baby. 0.91

01:48:16.000 Here we go.

01:48:17.000 Jessica Panet's toughness, man.

01:48:18.000 So impressed.

01:48:19.000 Ouch, ouch.

01:48:19.000 Keep your hands up.

01:48:20.000 Please keep your hands up. 0.97

01:48:21.000 Dude, I've never seen a little 115-pound female fighter fuck a girl up like this in my entire life. 1.00

01:48:26.000 She's so good. 0.94

01:48:27.000 Cyborg doesn't do this to girls. 1.00

01:48:29.000 She throws those fucking sledgehammers of hands out. 1.00

01:48:32.000 But she doesn't have this kind of technique. 1.00

01:48:34.000 No.

01:48:34.000 Ouch, keep your hands up.

01:48:35.000 Please keep your hands up. 0.99

01:48:36.000 Dude, I've never seen a little 115 pound female fighter fuck a girl up like this in my entire life. 1.00

01:48:42.000 She's so good. 0.97

01:48:42.000 Cyborg doesn't do this to girls. 0.97

01:48:44.000 She throws those fucking sledgehammers of hands out. 1.00

01:48:47.000 But she doesn't have this kind of technique. 1.00

01:48:49.000 No.

01:48:50.000 What?

01:48:50.000 Everything's calculated.

01:48:52.000 Look at the welts above and below her eye. 0.95

01:48:54.000 Don't let her get...

01:48:55.000 Jesus Christ.

01:48:56.000 Who's next for J.J.? No bitch wants to sign up for this. 1.00

01:49:01.000 Klaja Gadea and her had a really close fight. 0.98

01:49:04.000 She won a split decision. 0.98

01:49:05.000 Yeah, you're talking about the 2.0 JJ. Yeah, well, she's a different JJ. No, she's a champ. 1.00

01:49:11.000 She's definitely different.

01:49:12.000 She's got the another elbow. 0.79

01:49:13.000 For sure, finish this round some right, though, JJ. What are you talking about?

01:49:17.000 What?

01:49:18.000 It froze?

01:49:20.000 Yeah.

01:49:20.000 Well, reboot it, man.

01:49:21.000 Reboot it.

01:49:22.000 Just reboot it.

01:49:24.000 Reboot it. 1.00

01:49:25.000 Bullshit. 1.00

01:49:28.000 Can they hear you? 1.00

01:49:29.000 The recording is still live, right?

01:49:31.000 Recording?

01:49:32.000 Yeah.

01:49:33.000 Jessica Penny is not tired.

01:49:35.000 Contact that dude.

01:49:36.000 Her wind is amazing.

01:49:37.000 She's tired.

01:49:38.000 But look at her wind. 0.89

01:49:39.000 She keeps moving, man. 1.00

01:49:40.000 Penny's tough as fuck, dude. 1.00

01:49:42.000 She is definitely tough as fuck. 1.00

01:49:43.000 Ouch, ouch, ouch. 1.00

01:49:44.000 She's so tough, man.

01:49:45.000 She just doesn't have an answer to this.

01:49:47.000 Who does?

01:49:48.000 Look at the swelling all over her face. 0.76

01:49:50.000 Still moving her head.

01:49:51.000 Still...

01:49:53.000 Penae is definitely game.

01:49:54.000 God, is she at her. 0.89

01:49:56.000 Oh! 0.60

01:49:56.000 Hands up. 0.60

01:49:57.000 Damn. 1.00

01:49:57.000 Hands up. 1.00

01:49:59.000 God, I'm stressed out right now.

01:50:01.000 Little left hook.

01:50:02.000 Come on, Penny. 1.00

01:50:03.000 She's so tough. 0.99

01:50:03.000 She's so fucking tough. 0.99

01:50:04.000 Why are you stressed out? 1.00

01:50:05.000 I don't like to see girls get fucked up, man. 1.00

01:50:07.000 Really? 1.00

01:50:07.000 I don't. 1.00

01:50:08.000 I'm exhausted.

01:50:09.000 I don't either, Brendan.

01:50:09.000 I don't either.

01:50:10.000 I hate it.

01:50:10.000 You're exhausted?

01:50:11.000 I'm exhausted.

01:50:11.000 I hate it.

01:50:12.000 I'm exhausted.

01:50:13.000 I don't feel...

01:50:14.000 I feel sick.

01:50:15.000 I know.

01:50:15.000 My hands feel numb.

01:50:16.000 JJ is a fucking nightmare machine. 1.00

01:50:19.000 She hasn't been touched. 1.00

01:50:20.000 She's no good. 0.91

01:50:20.000 She's no joke. 0.91

01:50:21.000 That's for sure, man.

01:50:22.000 Her technique is so beautiful to watch.

01:50:24.000 I want to see her go to the body.

01:50:25.000 I want to see her go to the body.

01:50:26.000 I like how she switches up too. 0.93

01:50:28.000 Southpaw or orthodox.

01:50:30.000 Either one equally effective. 0.99

01:50:31.000 That jab is ridiculous. 1.00

01:50:34.000 God damn. 1.00

01:50:35.000 Ouch. 1.00

01:50:38.000 Jessica Panay with the clinch. 0.83

01:50:40.000 You want to get a little careless there.

01:50:43.000 Jessica trying to drag her to the ground. 1.00

01:50:44.000 Jessica dragging her to the ground.

01:50:46.000 Look at this.

01:50:49.000 Hard to get her down, man. 0.96

01:50:50.000 She's gonna knock her nose off of her face. 1.00

01:50:52.000 Look at all the blood just squirting on the knee of Ioana. 0.96

01:50:57.000 It's squirting out of that girl's face. 1.00

01:50:59.000 It's a hell of a fight. 1.00

01:51:00.000 Fuck yeah it is, man. 0.99

01:51:02.000 I think it's interesting that the UFC, as male-centric as it has been for so long, is a leader in feminist activity. 0.99

01:51:10.000 A leader in women's fighting, and it's as exciting as men's right now. 0.92

01:51:14.000 Well, there's no women's boxing of any prominence right now. 0.99

01:51:18.000 You don't know of any women's champions.

01:51:20.000 Nobody talks about it.

01:51:21.000 In the other leagues, there's just not...

01:51:23.000 Well, there's Invicta, right?

01:51:24.000 They're all female, but to this level... 1.00

01:51:26.000 Yeah, in kickboxing, I mean, there's only Lion Fight that has women's Muay Thai fights. 1.00

01:51:32.000 Tiffany Timebomb, she's a motherfucker. 1.00

01:51:34.000 She's a badass bitch. 1.00

01:51:34.000 Dude, I just watched the other day. 1.00

01:51:36.000 I was so impressed, I had to tweet it out. 0.99

01:51:37.000 I was like, goddamn, Tiffany Timebomb's a beast. 0.99

01:51:39.000 She's a beast. 1.00

01:51:41.000 Get a girl like that to learn some fucking... 1.00

01:51:43.000 Attractive, too, son. 1.00

01:51:44.000 Mm-hmm.

01:51:44.000 Get a girl like that to learn how to sprawl.

01:51:46.000 Right?

01:51:47.000 Enjoy that.

01:51:47.000 Well, you got JJ on your hands.

01:51:49.000 Exactly.

01:51:49.000 There you go.

01:51:50.000 Well, she's at that same level, if not higher.

01:51:52.000 Yeah, she's a multi-temporary champ. 1.00

01:51:54.000 Just measuring shots.

01:51:55.000 And Tiffany could go do some modeling if she wanted to, too.

01:51:58.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:51:59.000 Yep.

01:51:59.000 That's when you get a superstar.

01:52:00.000 Not that JJ can't be a superstar.

01:52:02.000 Elbows, man.

01:52:03.000 Those elbows in tight.

01:52:04.000 JJ, go ahead and finish her for me, girl. 1.00

01:52:07.000 Hey, Brennan, when your nose is that way, what does the doctor do?

01:52:11.000 They stuff it?

01:52:12.000 They put things in it, like up it, but then in the back, they set your nose.

01:52:18.000 I've had my nose set twice.

01:52:19.000 They set it.

01:52:20.000 But your adrenaline has to stay up.

01:52:23.000 That's terrible. 1.00

01:52:25.000 That's a fucking right hand. 1.00

01:52:26.000 That's it. 1.00

01:52:28.000 That's it.

01:52:29.000 Big Brown called it.

01:52:30.000 Third round TKO, son.

01:52:31.000 That was crazy. 0.96

01:52:33.000 She's a beast. 1.00

01:52:35.000 She is a fucking beast. 1.00

01:52:36.000 Look at her. 1.00

01:52:37.000 Look at that blood on this side of her face. 1.00

01:52:39.000 No one wants a piece of that, son.

01:52:44.000 Who's next?

01:52:46.000 Is that what she said?

01:52:47.000 Who's next?

01:52:47.000 Yeah.

01:52:48.000 What if she looked at the camera and said, Tony, you're getting fucked tonight! 1.00

01:52:52.000 I love it. 1.00

01:52:54.000 Who's next? 1.00

01:52:55.000 What a fucking badass. 0.99

01:52:56.000 She's so cool. 1.00

01:52:57.000 God, she's a beast, man. 0.99

01:52:59.000 Mad respect for Jessica Panay. 0.67

01:53:00.000 No doubt.

01:53:01.000 Penny's a fan favorite now.

01:53:02.000 You cannot be a fan of Penny.

01:53:03.000 She's so tough. 1.00

01:53:04.000 Oh, look at her fucking nose, dude. 1.00

01:53:07.000 Look at her nose. 1.00

01:53:08.000 Oh, my God.

01:53:11.000 Oh my god.

01:53:12.000 She might need that nose job. 1.00

01:53:13.000 Now, when you get a gash like that, that opens up easier the next time, right?

01:53:19.000 Scar tissue.

01:53:20.000 Well, yeah.

01:53:20.000 On the nose, it's not too bad.

01:53:22.000 It's on the eyes where you're in trouble.

01:53:23.000 I mean, look at that.

01:53:25.000 They're going to repair it.

01:53:26.000 They'll do a great job.

01:53:27.000 Did you see... 0.99

01:53:28.000 Who the fuck showed a... 0.99

01:53:33.000 Raquel Pennington. 1.00

01:53:34.000 Raquel Pennington had a big gash on her forehead, and then she made pictures of it before and after. 0.98

01:53:39.000 The job that they did repairing it, they did an amazing job.

01:53:43.000 You can't even see the scar. 0.98

01:53:45.000 I don't know how the fuck they did it. 0.97

01:53:47.000 I mean, they have, like, really good plastic surgeons these days. 1.00

01:53:51.000 Scar tissue's a motherfucker, man. 1.00

01:53:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:53:54.000 And people scar differently. 0.61

01:53:55.000 Like, black people, they tend to get more keloid scars. 1.00

01:53:58.000 For some reason, their scars, like, they have, like, thicker welt-type scars.

01:54:03.000 They stick up higher.

01:54:06.000 It depends on the person.

01:54:07.000 A lot of it's genetic.

01:54:09.000 I had a nose job after I fought Cro Cop.

01:54:12.000 He shattered my nose with an elbow.

01:54:14.000 And I was worried. 0.99

01:54:15.000 I was like, God, it might be fucked from now on. 0.98

01:54:17.000 The doctor's like, no, your nose probably won't ever break again. 0.98

01:54:20.000 Because the way they structure it, they're so advanced now, it's stronger.

01:54:24.000 Wow.

01:54:24.000 Stronger after you break it.

01:54:25.000 Yeah.

01:54:26.000 How do they do it?

01:54:26.000 What are they doing?

01:54:27.000 I'm not sure because he threw an elbow and like shattered my nose into pieces.

01:54:31.000 Right.

01:54:31.000 So they put like a mesh net in it almost.

01:54:33.000 Oh, okay.

01:54:34.000 So that mesh net.

01:54:35.000 Her face isn't touched. 1.00

01:54:36.000 Look at her fucking face. 1.00

01:54:37.000 Look at Jessica's face. 1.00

01:54:39.000 I kind of feel bad for her.

01:54:39.000 Dude, how about what's she going to look like in six hours?

01:54:42.000 That's awful, man. 1.00

01:54:43.000 Look at this fucking monster. 1.00

01:54:45.000 Not touched. 1.00

01:54:46.000 Not touched.

01:54:47.000 Oh.

01:54:48.000 She's badass, man. 0.99

01:54:49.000 You get somebody that far ahead of you in striking, what are you going to do?

01:54:51.000 She's so badass. 0.99

01:54:52.000 You try and take them down, because she's far ahead of her in grappling, but just didn't pay off.

01:54:56.000 Yeah, not just far ahead in striking, but takedown defense as well.

01:54:59.000 Unbelievable takedown defense.

01:55:01.000 Yeah, her takedown defense is nasty. 1.00

01:55:02.000 Incredible balance. 1.00

01:55:04.000 Dan Hardy rocking the fucking Converse All-Stars. 0.99

01:55:08.000 She's totally about to take his mic from him. 0.99

01:55:10.000 If he let the other ones have it, she's going to run. 0.99

01:55:13.000 Crank this up so we can hear this.

01:55:31.000 Not really.

01:55:32.000 It's more of a beat.

01:55:33.000 Well, it's a kind of war like when the UFC has a war like this.

01:55:37.000 It's sort of like when the United States invades Afghanistan. 0.92

01:55:39.000 It's kind of a war.

01:55:40.000 I guess.

01:55:41.000 Or we're just bullies.

01:55:42.000 It's not like we got touched.

01:55:45.000 God!

01:55:47.000 Come on, give me a shout-out. 0.98

01:55:49.000 Could you imagine?

01:55:50.000 My number one fan, Tony Hinchcliffe, Golden Pony.

01:55:53.000 Golden Pony, I'm coming!

01:55:55.000 I ride you to success and victory.

01:55:58.000 It's our belt!

01:55:59.000 Oh, I think she said it.

01:56:01.000 It's our belt.

01:56:04.000 Look at this.

01:56:05.000 Boom! 1.00

01:56:06.000 Kick to the face, kid. 1.00

01:56:08.000 That's no fun. 0.99

01:56:09.000 Oh, yeah.

01:56:11.000 Look at this elbow.

01:56:12.000 Boom! 0.99

01:56:14.000 Nothing.

01:56:14.000 I was ready for her.

01:56:16.000 I was training so hard.

01:56:21.000 J.J.'s my favorite fighter.

01:56:23.000 Her angles are amazing. 0.99

01:56:27.000 Damn it. 1.00

01:56:28.000 Mark, I've seen enough. 1.00

01:56:32.000 God damn, she's good. 0.99

01:56:34.000 I agree with you, Big Brown. 0.99

01:56:36.000 This is so important for this division to have a dominant champion like that to really make everybody excited about it.

01:56:41.000 Think if there's no Ronda at 135. What do we do?

01:56:44.000 Not much.

01:56:45.000 What do you do?

01:56:45.000 It changes nonstop.

01:56:47.000 It's going to change nonstop.

01:56:48.000 Yeah, there's nothing...

01:56:49.000 There's no...

01:56:50.000 That's the problem with Ronda at that weight class, though. 1.00

01:56:53.000 Unless Cyborg can get down to 135, who do you anticipate it's even a challenge?

01:56:57.000 Well, Ronda's a different story because she's such a dominant champ and she's just destroying it. 1.00

01:57:02.000 Now it's like, alright, this isn't cool.

01:57:04.000 Like, she's...

01:57:05.000 She's moved past that point.

01:57:07.000 For 115, we need it.

01:57:09.000 But Ronda's already gone past that point.

01:57:10.000 Where we have to have some sort of competition.

01:57:12.000 Because I bet when she fights in Brazil, I bet the numbers aren't great. 0.99

01:57:16.000 Because she's destroying bitches. 1.00

01:57:18.000 So you get the Mike Tyson effect where you're too good. 0.99

01:57:21.000 Where it's like, hold up, I'm not going to spend $70 to see her murk some girl in 15 seconds. 1.00

01:57:27.000 Because then...

01:57:28.000 Not that she's not fighting good fighters, but people assume that they're not good, and Ronda's just being, you know, spoon-fed, which is not true. 0.99

01:57:35.000 Oh, look at that fucking elbow. 0.94

01:57:36.000 Do you think Betch Cohea has a chance? 1.00

01:57:38.000 Absolutely not.

01:57:39.000 She has nothing? 0.85

01:57:40.000 Oh, really, Betch? 1.00

01:57:42.000 And you're going to talk shit about Ronda's dad committing suicide? 1.00

01:57:44.000 You fucked up, son. 1.00

01:57:45.000 She did? 1.00

01:57:46.000 Yeah, well, she said that she hoped that Ronda doesn't commit suicide after the fight. 0.91

01:57:51.000 She apparently said she didn't know that her dad committed suicide.

01:57:55.000 You don't believe her?

01:57:55.000 No, I don't believe her.

01:57:56.000 I think she got too much heat, and then she was like, ah, fuck. 1.00

01:58:00.000 That's gross. 1.00

01:58:00.000 But you give Ronda a reason to break your motherfucking arm? 1.00

01:58:03.000 Because her dad? 1.00

01:58:05.000 What?

01:58:05.000 Dude, she's in trouble.

01:58:07.000 But the UFC's doing everything they can to be like, alright, this one's going to be close.

01:58:11.000 We're center to Brazil to fight in the home country of Betch. 0.81

01:58:14.000 No, come on. 0.85

01:58:18.000 It's too much, man.

01:58:19.000 It's not Rhonda's fault, but the public views it as, oh, they're just tossing anyone to Rhonda, but that's what's best available.

01:58:25.000 It's not Rhonda's fault.

01:58:27.000 There's your girl, Tony.

01:58:29.000 Look at her.

01:58:29.000 Yeah, I'm keeping my eye on these coaches of hers.

01:58:32.000 They're getting a little touchy. 1.00

01:58:34.000 Keep your fucking hands off my girl. 1.00

01:58:38.000 She's so good. 1.00

01:58:39.000 Does she have a nickname? 0.95

01:58:40.000 No, they need to make one for her.

01:58:42.000 I just refer to her as JJ. JJ's a good name for her, man. 0.56

01:58:45.000 I like JJ. You can market that, man.

01:58:47.000 Yeah, no, I like JJ. I think you nailed it.

01:58:50.000 The other one, the Jerk-A-Dick, I don't think we should use that one.

01:58:53.000 I just didn't know what to say. 0.96

01:58:55.000 Jerk-A-Dick. 0.95

01:58:55.000 I took some heat for that. 0.95

01:58:58.000 I'm so impressed with her, man.

01:59:00.000 Me too, man. 1.00

01:59:01.000 Her fucking technique is so spectacular. 1.00

01:59:04.000 Scary little thing. 1.00

01:59:05.000 She's so good.

01:59:06.000 Dude, I've never seen a female fighter just destroy a girl and break her down and do that damage. 1.00

01:59:11.000 Better than Cyborg.

01:59:12.000 Way better than Cyborg.

01:59:13.000 Way better.

01:59:13.000 Way more skillful and not just overwhelmingly physically dominant.

01:59:17.000 It's all technique.

01:59:19.000 Yes.

01:59:19.000 Because she's destroying girls with submissions, but she's not like cutting them, breaking them down, destroying them.

01:59:24.000 This girl, Claudia Gedalia and her had a very close fight.

01:59:27.000 Mm-hmm. 0.98

01:59:28.000 This is the next one in line, because Claudia Gedalia, they went to a fucking split decision. 1.00

01:59:33.000 They went to war, man, and Gedalia took her down. 0.99

01:59:35.000 Like, Gedalia's no joke. 0.99

01:59:36.000 Damn, this Gedalia's pretty... 1.00

01:59:38.000 And by the way, I thought Gedalia won the fight. 0.99

01:59:40.000 Wow.

01:59:41.000 I thought Gedalia won the decision.

01:59:43.000 I thought it was very close, but I thought Gedalia won it.

01:59:45.000 Brazilian?

01:59:46.000 Yeah, 12 and 1, and that 1 is to Ioana. 1.00

01:59:49.000 Damn, man. 0.99

01:59:50.000 The 1 is to Ioana, and the 1 was a very fucking close fight. 1.00

01:59:54.000 Very close fight. 0.83

01:59:55.000 When did they get rid of JJ next?

01:59:56.000 How long ago did they fight?

01:59:57.000 I want to say a year and a half ago.

02:00:00.000 You're dealing with a confident JJ right now.

02:00:02.000 Yeah, it was before her title fight.

02:00:05.000 It was to set up the title fight with Esparza.

02:00:10.000 Michelle Watterson's in their division now, though. 0.99

02:00:12.000 She's a beast. 1.00

02:00:14.000 She's not in the UFC now. 0.79

02:00:14.000 No, she's in the UFC now. 0.79

02:00:16.000 Oh, really?

02:00:16.000 They brought her over?

02:00:16.000 Yeah, she signed with the UFC, yeah.

02:00:18.000 She looks heavily muscled.

02:00:20.000 I wonder if some of that is a help.

02:00:23.000 Yeah, she might test positive.

02:00:25.000 Michelle Watterson, though, submitted Jessica Penne.

02:00:29.000 Michelle Watterson's a beast. 1.00

02:00:30.000 Yeah, she is a beast. 1.00

02:00:32.000 She's very good.

02:00:32.000 In Jacksons, yeah.

02:00:34.000 You want to talk about someone who's super marketable, Michelle Watterson, because she's really pretty, too. 0.94

02:00:40.000 Yeah, it's true.

02:00:42.000 Well, they need that, man, and they need to make sure that she's ready, because she won't be pretty after she... 1.00

02:00:47.000 Right.

02:00:48.000 This girl tends to unpretty-ify you. 1.00

02:00:50.000 I agree.

02:00:51.000 Yes, she does.

02:00:51.000 Look at her.

02:00:52.000 Who's next?

02:00:53.000 Who's next?

02:00:54.000 Next, next, next.

02:00:55.000 Jeez, relax.

02:00:56.000 What's next?

02:00:57.000 She's only 27, too, man.

02:00:59.000 She's what they need.

02:01:00.000 Now, what does she study? 0.96

02:01:02.000 Just strict Muay Thai?

02:01:03.000 Because that looks like boxing.

02:01:04.000 She's a six-time world champion.

02:01:05.000 She's definitely got great hands as well.

02:01:07.000 Is she Holland? 0.86

02:01:08.000 Dutch kickboxing?

02:01:08.000 Muay Thai is boxing as well.

02:01:11.000 There's a lot of Muay Thai fighters. 0.99

02:01:13.000 Yatsin Klai is a fucking badass boxer. 0.96

02:01:16.000 Muay Thai does not mean that they don't have good hands. 0.99

02:01:20.000 Especially today, in this day and age.

02:01:22.000 Before guys like Ramon Decker came over to Holland, a lot of those guys didn't concentrate on their hands as much.

02:01:28.000 But once the European guys and once some of the American guys started going over to Thailand and fighting, you started to see a lot more hand techniques from the Thais. 0.97

02:01:38.000 The elbows are the motherfucker because people are really good with elbows, man. 0.99

02:01:42.000 They do so much damage. 0.99

02:01:43.000 Yeah, they're doing so much damage.

02:01:45.000 Like her.

02:01:45.000 Like what she did.

02:01:46.000 Yes.

02:01:46.000 Or look at Crow Cop.

02:01:47.000 Conor McGregor, 2008. Whoa, crank that up.

02:01:50.000 Oh, wow.

02:01:52.000 Wow, look at him.

02:01:52.000 He had all those zits all over his face in 2008. Yeah, he's not looking sharp.

02:01:55.000 He really stepped his game up.

02:01:58.000 He's got a big head, huh?

02:02:05.000 Yes, he does.

02:02:05.000 Good size noggin.

02:02:07.000 I'm the future.

02:02:09.000 That's when he was like 16. Damn, man. 1.00

02:02:13.000 You know, he was about to retire two years ago. 1.00

02:02:15.000 Yeah.

02:02:16.000 About to retire.

02:02:17.000 He had a friend.

02:02:18.000 Apparently his friend got so battered up in a fight that they told him never fight again.

02:02:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:02:22.000 He was really worried, like, thinking about his life, going, fuck, what am I doing? 0.99

02:02:26.000 Was out of the gym, and his coach called him because the UFC offered him a fight. 0.98

02:02:29.000 How crazy is that?

02:02:30.000 He didn't answer the phone.

02:02:30.000 He told the story on the podcast.

02:02:31.000 He didn't answer the phone.

02:02:33.000 Over and over again. 1.00

02:02:34.000 Finally he was like, ah fuck it, I'll pick it up. 1.00

02:02:35.000 How crazy is Anderson Silva? 1.00

02:02:37.000 Same thing.

02:02:37.000 Basically was gonna walk away and Nogueira was like, no man, let's see what happens.

02:02:42.000 Keep going. 0.97

02:02:42.000 He gets signed by the UFC and does fucking work on Chris Lieben. 0.97

02:02:45.000 He was retired. 0.99

02:02:47.000 And Nogueira, that's why he says that.

02:02:49.000 He goes, I owe everything to Nogueira because Big Nog was like, no man, just keep going for a little bit. 1.00

02:02:54.000 Let's see what happens.

02:02:54.000 And he talked him into it.

02:02:56.000 What does Anderson do now?

02:02:57.000 I mean, he's in this weird predicament too with the drug testing.

02:03:00.000 Where they apparently they found like he had two two samples and One of them tested positive and the other one from a different lab did not test positive So this is dispute as to which one was correct That's weird the thing that bothers me is he just denies it like he should just come out back Listen, 0.98

02:03:19.000 my leg was fucked up. 0.98

02:03:20.000 I used some stuff to get my leg better. 0.99

02:03:22.000 I think he said that I don't think he did.

02:03:25.000 From what I've heard, he's denied every bit of it.

02:03:27.000 Really?

02:03:27.000 Yeah, because he went on the Ultimate Fighter, and he was like, I've never taken steroids.

02:03:31.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

02:03:31.000 It's all a scam. 1.00

02:03:33.000 I thought they said Anderson admitted to taking something to heal his leg, but it was out of competition, and then once he...

02:03:40.000 Because he tested positive more than once, you know.

02:03:43.000 Tested positive before the fight, in camp, and then he tested positive again after the fight.

02:03:50.000 But he tested negative...

02:03:52.000 After the first positive.

02:03:53.000 I'm always fascinated with those moments in your life where one person says one thing to you and it changes the course of your life.

02:04:00.000 What do you mean?

02:04:00.000 You know what I mean?

02:04:01.000 Like when somebody goes, hey, don't quit.

02:04:03.000 Keep going.

02:04:04.000 Maybe one more.

02:04:05.000 And you think of those times that were seminal in your life.

02:04:09.000 That one person, one teacher, one guy who says one productive thing.

02:04:13.000 Or one negative thing.

02:04:14.000 I stopped competing, I stopped fighting, and I focused 100% on comedy because this one kid at an open mic night said to me that I was really good when I first started, but I've drifted off.

02:04:25.000 Ooh! 0.99

02:04:25.000 And I was like, fuck, he's right. 0.99

02:04:27.000 I didn't even get upset. 0.99

02:04:28.000 I was like, he's right.

02:04:29.000 It was like six months in.

02:04:30.000 It stung. 1.00

02:04:31.000 It fucking stung. 1.00

02:04:33.000 It stung. 1.00

02:04:33.000 So important, though. 1.00

02:04:34.000 So important to hear that and sit with it.

02:04:36.000 Huge.

02:04:37.000 I was telling Brian the talk we had, right, about not fighting anymore and how I need to move on.

02:04:43.000 But we were talking, I was talking to Nate Murkart's head coach.

02:04:47.000 Mm-hmm.

02:04:49.000 And I sent him what Nate tweeted out, how he made all the excuses.

02:04:53.000 And they tweeted back to me, yeah, he wasn't feeling good.

02:04:56.000 He was sick.

02:04:57.000 I'm like, no, no, no, no.

02:04:58.000 I get that.

02:04:59.000 It's time to move on, man.

02:05:01.000 You have got to tell him.

02:05:02.000 It's your guys' duties to move on.

02:05:04.000 And then it hit me. 0.98

02:05:05.000 I'm like, this is why fucking Joe was so honest with me. 0.98

02:05:09.000 Because if you kind of skimp around it and you leave an open door. 0.98

02:05:15.000 If you're worried about their feelings, I can come up with a million excuses why I can be world champ.

02:05:20.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:05:20.000 But you have to...

02:05:21.000 It's going to hurt like a motherfucker. 0.99

02:05:23.000 It might ruin your career. 1.00

02:05:24.000 But you just fucking hit him right straight, man. 0.99

02:05:26.000 You've got to be dead honest. 0.99

02:05:27.000 Because even his coaches are like, no, he can figure this out. 1.00

02:05:30.000 I'm like, no, no, no, motherfucker. 1.00

02:05:32.000 It's... 1.00

02:05:33.000 Over!

02:05:33.000 You have got to tell him it's time to move on.

02:05:36.000 Like, yeah, but he might do this.

02:05:37.000 For what?

02:05:38.000 So the UFC gives him these young lines and they make a name off of him?

02:05:42.000 For what, man?

02:05:44.000 There's things we're seeing where it's not good.

02:05:46.000 Yeah, there's a certain point in time where your time is past you, and you've got to understand when that time is.

02:05:52.000 And the only way to understand when that time is, is you have to be objective with yourself, you have to be honest with yourself, and you need someone to tell you.

02:05:58.000 You can't be objective and honest with yourself, because you don't get to an elite level of fighting being a Because, you know, do I still believe I can be a champion?

02:06:07.000 Yeah, I do.

02:06:08.000 Especially now, what if Orlovsky beats Verdum, and then you look at Orlovsky in your fight, which is, you could have easily won that fight.

02:06:14.000 Yeah, I definitely beat him.

02:06:15.000 And you look at that, and you go, well, I can be champ.

02:06:17.000 Yeah, which is great, but to me, it's like, it never hit me until I was talking to Nate, and I was like, oh my god, this is what Joe did with me.

02:06:28.000 You have to be so fucking honest and you can't tiptoe around their feelings because they're not going to get it.

02:06:34.000 It's really weird, like sometimes you'll see... 0.94

02:06:36.000 That was the first time, like I appreciate it, but that literally last week was the first time I ever was like, oh my god, I get it.

02:06:42.000 Because fighters, you don't get to that level without this crazy confidence, man.

02:06:46.000 And people tell you stuff and sometimes it's not good, you have to block that out and just keep going.

02:06:50.000 It's also different than anything else.

02:06:52.000 Like, if you were a musician, no one would ever talk to you like that.

02:06:54.000 But the difference between being a musician making bad songs and being a fighter and getting punched in the face is that you're gonna suffer for the rest of your life with any unnecessary damage that you take.

02:07:05.000 And the more you can stop that, the more you can have a great rest of your life.

02:07:09.000 You know what a friend told me, though, when we were arguing about Nate? 0.81

02:07:12.000 I'm like, bro, I'll fucking talk to him, right?

02:07:14.000 Because me and Nate are very close. 0.96

02:07:16.000 And I was like, I'll talk to him, but he goes, all right.

02:07:18.000 He goes, the difference between Joe talking to you and you talking to Nate is you have other options.

02:07:26.000 I don't have to ever fight again. 0.71

02:07:27.000 I'm fucking fine, man. 0.87

02:07:29.000 My life's actually better now that I'm not fighting so much. 0.95

02:07:31.000 Way better.

02:07:33.000 What's Nate going to do?

02:07:34.000 True.

02:07:35.000 Or any fighter.

02:07:36.000 Well, I'm just saying, other fighters I don't know.

02:07:38.000 Start a gym, coach, yeah.

02:07:39.000 It's hard.

02:07:39.000 Dude, what?

02:07:40.000 It's hard.

02:07:40.000 Well, most guys don't prepare for it.

02:07:42.000 Four kids? 0.99

02:07:42.000 They also don't have that kind of personality that you have that translates really easily into podcasting and fucking around and being entertaining. 0.99

02:07:49.000 Fucking around. 0.99

02:07:49.000 What are you doing? 0.99

02:07:50.000 You guys are having fun. 1.00

02:07:51.000 I know, I'm getting paid for fucking around. 0.99

02:07:52.000 You're fucking around now. 1.00

02:07:53.000 Yeah, you're fucking around and cracking jokes. 1.00

02:07:55.000 That's entertaining. 0.99

02:07:57.000 And he's not that guy.

02:07:58.000 He's not entertaining.

02:07:59.000 But the guy I was talking to, I'm not going to say his name, but he just goes, that's easy for you to say because you can walk away and you're going to make more money not fighting.

02:08:05.000 So you're like, yeah, see ya.

02:08:07.000 Everything's great and dandy.

02:08:08.000 These other fighters, they don't have that man to fall back.

02:08:10.000 There's no 401k.

02:08:11.000 There's no retirement plan.

02:08:13.000 Nate has four kids, a wife, a mortgage, bills.

02:08:17.000 Fighting's his number one source of income.

02:08:19.000 You see him, and then at least he's not getting, like, stunned with every shot that lands, like Gray Maynard.

02:08:25.000 Gray Maynard bugs me.

02:08:27.000 You know, I really like that guy.

02:08:28.000 Love Gray Maynard.

02:08:29.000 He's a good dude and a great fighter, and he came that close to winning the world title.

02:08:33.000 And now you see him, and he gets lit up, and you see, like, his body just starts short-circuiting.

02:08:37.000 It's heartbreaking, man.

02:08:38.000 It's hard.

02:08:39.000 What if Reebok did this to help fighters out?

02:08:41.000 This is a little off...

02:08:43.000 What if Reebok said, alright, to help fighters out, because you're only getting paid when you fight, right?

02:08:48.000 So guys are hustling, trying to figure things out. 0.54

02:08:50.000 What if, and obviously Reebok has the money, and obviously UFC has the money because they're drug testing every fucking fighter a million times, which is expensive.

02:08:57.000 What if Reebok did a monthly payment system where you're not forced to take fights, where you're not getting injured and showing up for fights?

02:09:04.000 What if he did a monthly plan?

02:09:05.000 They don't have enough money.

02:09:07.000 There's not enough money invested in this.

02:09:08.000 You think about the $70 million that Reebok put in over six years.

02:09:12.000 Which is nothing.

02:09:12.000 Yeah, it's not much.

02:09:13.000 You got 600 fighters or something on the roster? 0.99

02:09:15.000 What the fuck? 0.99

02:09:16.000 70 million to Reebok is nothing. 1.00

02:09:17.000 But to give people enough money to live comfortably.

02:09:20.000 I didn't say comfortably.

02:09:21.000 I'm just saying it helps out because the fighters are losing tons of monthlies, right?

02:09:25.000 Yeah.

02:09:25.000 So you make that up and they're not, you know...

02:09:29.000 Risking fighting injured stuff like that brain trauma you they get they're getting monthly so that make sense maybe but you know what the real problem is securing a future outside of fighting and What a guy like you you have more potential outside of fighting now than anybody and more than you've ever had before and as your podcast Your podcast is fucking giant right now and it's growing at this crazy rate where you guys are millions and millions of downloads every month It's gonna keep going and going and going and going and going and just get stratospheric They

02:10:00.000 don't have that.

02:10:01.000 You have something to work for.

02:10:04.000 You see progress and excitement.

02:10:08.000 You're making a smooth transition.

02:10:10.000 These guys, they don't have that, and when they don't have that, there's literally nothing.

02:10:14.000 Talk to your boy Shane.

02:10:16.000 You know, what is Carlin doing?

02:10:17.000 He's working as an engineer. 0.98

02:10:18.000 That is just not the same as being the fucking heavyweight champ of the UFC. It's not the same of the glory when he smashed Frank Mir. 0.97

02:10:25.000 You know, when he smashed Frank Mir and got ahold of him, tied him up in that clinch and just ripping those fucking uppercuts. 0.97

02:10:32.000 I mean, that is glory. 0.99

02:10:35.000 Just glory on the highest level.

02:10:37.000 Excitement on the highest level.

02:10:38.000 And when that ends, and all of a sudden you're getting a paycheck and the government gets a big piece of that paycheck.

02:10:43.000 That paycheck is not much anyway.

02:10:45.000 No.

02:10:45.000 Yeah, it's depressing to talk about it.

02:10:48.000 It's just true.

02:10:49.000 For fighters, my reference is all dogs don't go to heaven.

02:10:53.000 Fighting is not like the movies, man.

02:10:55.000 This ain't a Mark Wahlberg movie where the credits roll and he's walking off in the sunset with a bag full of money.

02:11:00.000 It's usually not like that, man.

02:11:02.000 And we all know, guys, that when we talk to them, we see the diminishing things.

02:11:07.000 We see their eyes not focusing right.

02:11:09.000 We see their gait.

02:11:10.000 One of the things that bothered me about watching Nate fight was how close his stance was.

02:11:15.000 There's something that happens when fighters get hit a lot, where their legs, they start moving their stance closer and closer together.

02:11:22.000 And it's just like, they don't have that wide, like, you know, see how Connor fights, he's got this wide stance.

02:11:28.000 Athletic stance.

02:11:30.000 When guys get hit a lot, they start moving their legs closer and closer together. 0.99

02:11:34.000 And it's almost like their balance is fucked. 0.98

02:11:37.000 Their motor skills are affected. 0.99

02:11:38.000 You know, it's one of the things that I talked to.

02:11:40.000 Guy Metzger is working with this company in Dallas that rehabilitates people from traumatic brain injuries.

02:11:48.000 And it's one of the things that they talked about is the gait.

02:11:50.000 Like, you could see the differences in the way people stand and the way they move and the way they move inside the ring.

02:11:57.000 There's a...

02:11:58.000 Well, Brennan and I were talking about...

02:12:00.000 Whether or not, and it's a very tricky thing to pull off, whether there should be some kind of an expert body, a governing body of experts, who can look at somebody in their fight and say, you just can't fight anymore, you lose your license.

02:12:13.000 Okay, but you say that, but how do you stop Orlovsky from fighting?

02:12:17.000 Look at Orlovsky, because Orlovsky was on the way out.

02:12:20.000 Orlovsky gets starched by Fedor.

02:12:23.000 Starched, flatlined.

02:12:24.000 He gets starched by Sergei Karotanov.

02:12:28.000 Karotanov, strike force.

02:12:30.000 He gets lost to Bigfoot. 0.94

02:12:31.000 He gets beat the fuck out of him by Rumble. 0.97

02:12:33.000 Rumble smashes him in the first round, breaks his jaw.

02:12:35.000 And you look at him and you're like, this guy's got to stop. 0.98

02:12:37.000 Now, he comes back to the UFC... Wins a couple fights, knocks out Travis Brown, and he's next in line for a fucking world title shot. 0.96

02:12:44.000 I would say the answer to that is that's a hard case. 0.93

02:12:46.000 You're saying that's an exception?

02:12:47.000 Hard cases don't make good laws.

02:12:49.000 And I hear you.

02:12:50.000 It's an outlier.

02:12:51.000 It's an outlier, and I think you'd have to weigh the overall sort of benefit to Khan to that.

02:13:00.000 So I do think that... 0.95

02:13:04.000 I do think that most of those comeback decisions could be avoided where you'd make most of the decisions very good if you had a group of people who really knew their shit and they took in all the factors. 0.94

02:13:16.000 Most people would go, that person is 36 years old, whatever he is, 37, 38. He's been starched many times. 0.94

02:13:23.000 He's not the same.

02:13:24.000 He's not moving the same.

02:13:24.000 Right.

02:13:25.000 He's got to stop.

02:13:26.000 Okay, how's he supposed to make money, though?

02:13:27.000 More importantly, how do you tell him to stop when you tell people it's okay to skydive?

02:13:31.000 When you tell people it's okay to base jump?

02:13:33.000 When you can put on a wingsuit and jump off a cliff?

02:13:35.000 But is it also worth it? 0.99

02:13:37.000 Like, if I'm a professional fucking swimmer, that's like me having this great career and be like, this is fucking crazy, man. 0.99

02:13:44.000 I got wet. 0.99

02:13:45.000 Yeah, you jump in water, you can get wet, you fight, you can get punched in the face, you can get head trauma. 1.00

02:13:48.000 Same shit. 1.00

02:13:49.000 So we know what we're signing up for. 1.00

02:13:50.000 It's not the same shit, though, and the reason it's not the same shit is that head trauma and the damage these guys are taking, they're going to pay for for the rest of their life, and it's life-shortening. 0.98

02:13:58.000 I don't think you can say the same thing about things like swimming and things. 0.97

02:14:02.000 Why?

02:14:03.000 You don't think we know that?

02:14:04.000 That's like, and I hate compared to war and soldiers.

02:14:06.000 I understand you know that. 1.00

02:14:07.000 That's like a soldier signed up for the Marines, going out on a fucking tour, getting shot, and you're like, what the fuck? 1.00

02:14:14.000 This is bullshit, man. 1.00

02:14:14.000 I'm just addressing the fact that you don't get to be a fighter and a great fighter, like a lot of the guys, without Being objective is probably not your friend in the ring when you're a young man. 1.00

02:14:25.000 That's in all sports, though.

02:14:27.000 Football, everything.

02:14:28.000 You don't think Joe Montana, if it was up to him, he'd still be slinging footballs to the 49ers at 60 years old?

02:14:35.000 Every athlete's going to keep going until, well, the NFL and the NBA, it's very simple.

02:14:40.000 Nope, there's a young guy, we're not paying you anymore.

02:14:43.000 That's why it really bums me out that they go after a guy like Roger Clemens for using growth hormone to throw a ball faster. 0.99

02:14:50.000 Oh, it's fucking silly. 0.98

02:14:51.000 It's like, why? 0.98

02:14:52.000 Like, yeah, he's using some stuff, but by the way, that stuff's not illegal.

02:14:57.000 It's not like he's using meth, okay?

02:14:59.000 He's using stuff that's legal.

02:15:01.000 You can buy it.

02:15:01.000 That your body produces anyway.

02:15:03.000 Your body produces it anyway.

02:15:05.000 Scientists developed it.

02:15:06.000 It makes your body work better.

02:15:07.000 And all he's doing is prolonging his career throwing a baseball.

02:15:11.000 He's investing in himself.

02:15:13.000 No one's getting hurt from Roger Clemens taking growth hormone and still throwing a ball.

02:15:16.000 Oh, and guess what? 1.00

02:15:17.000 Every guy that he's pitching to is on the same shit. 1.00

02:15:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:15:19.000 So what's the point? 1.00

02:15:20.000 And he's not hurting these guys.

02:15:22.000 It's not like he's kickboxing and because of this he's showing up with hyperhuman hormone levels that allow him to absorb punches like tic-tacs and just beat guys down and run! 0.99

02:15:33.000 Like Vanderlei in his prime, that kind of shit. 0.95

02:15:36.000 But that also comes back down to the old idea of competition sport on a fair playing field. 0.99

02:15:43.000 That would be the argument that the commission would make in baseball, right?

02:15:46.000 They'd say, well, you have an advantage then over the other 32-year-olds.

02:15:51.000 But he doesn't have an advantage because he's still just a pitcher.

02:15:53.000 And it's not only he's throwing some ball 190 miles an hour when no one's ever seen that before.

02:15:58.000 He's throwing pitches at a normal speed.

02:16:02.000 I mean, he's not doing anything unusual.

02:16:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:16:06.000 I do.

02:16:07.000 I think baseball is one of the worst arguments when it comes to steroids.

02:16:12.000 Because it's a skills game. 0.99

02:16:13.000 And the amount of crap that Barry Bonds took, like just being booed. 0.98

02:16:17.000 Bro, look at how Alex Rodriguez is right now. 0.99

02:16:20.000 Bro, he just broke 3,000th home run.

02:16:22.000 It's insane. 1.00

02:16:23.000 He just passed Hank Aaron, Babe Ruth, all that shit. 1.00

02:16:25.000 ESPN won't cover it. 0.99

02:16:27.000 There's a little ticker at the bottom, but there's not a lot.

02:16:29.000 The Yankees, he spoke to all these bonuses.

02:16:31.000 The Yankees are saying, nope, we can't market this because you're known as a steroid user. 1.00

02:16:35.000 He's like, what the fuck? 1.00

02:16:36.000 It's in my contract. 0.99

02:16:37.000 You owe me $6 million if I hit this milestone that's never been done.

02:16:41.000 And the Yankees are saying, nope.

02:16:43.000 I hope we can't do it.

02:16:44.000 Because we can't market you.

02:16:45.000 Hold on a second.

02:16:46.000 You voided the contract by being tested positive for steroids.

02:16:48.000 Is that true?

02:16:49.000 100% true.

02:16:50.000 So did he void his contract?

02:16:52.000 Legally, is it void?

02:16:54.000 I don't know the contract, but they're not paying him.

02:16:56.000 And he's not putting up a fight either.

02:16:58.000 Wow.

02:16:59.000 Look at Barry Bonds.

02:17:00.000 How many golden gloves did Barry Bonds want?

02:17:02.000 Nine?

02:17:03.000 Seven? 0.94

02:17:03.000 A shitload. 0.94

02:17:04.000 And steroids are not going to help you necessarily field balls to that level and that skill.

02:17:09.000 Well, that's not true.

02:17:10.000 It's going to help you run faster.

02:17:12.000 You're going to get to the ball quicker.

02:17:13.000 But I'm saying, like you said, to your point...

02:17:15.000 A great deal of baseball is skill.

02:17:17.000 And I would say steroids for baseball allow you to play longer.

02:17:21.000 Well, no, it definitely allows you to hit a ball harder.

02:17:24.000 100% bat speed.

02:17:25.000 Move the bat faster. 0.50

02:17:27.000 Bat weighs less to you.

02:17:28.000 But you also play longer.

02:17:29.000 You can also just play in your late 30s where you probably couldn't because your bat speed slows down. 0.95

02:17:34.000 Now, do you think, and this comes with bullying and all this shit, do you think with society becoming a little bit sissified, now it's like head trauma's a bigger deal? 0.96

02:17:42.000 Because head trauma's always been there, right? 0.98

02:17:44.000 I think it's about, we know more about it, though.

02:17:45.000 We know more about it, but at the same time, it's like, oh, we should stop this.

02:17:48.000 Football, they shouldn't play with helmets.

02:17:50.000 Well, when I signed up for football, I'm like, all right, I'm clashing my helmet against that dude.

02:17:53.000 It's probably not safe.

02:17:54.000 Yeah, but you thought your bell was rung.

02:17:57.000 Now as we learn more and more about not only what it does but the long-term effects, it's harder to condone it when you know that the people that are doing it right now are going to pay a very steep price or could be.

02:18:10.000 It's harder for society, I think, to deal with.

02:18:13.000 A lot of athletes, they're very... 0.99

02:18:15.000 I think if you ask most athletes, like, hey man, your brain's gonna get fucked up. 0.99

02:18:19.000 It's gonna take 10 years off your life. 0.99

02:18:21.000 You're still gonna do it.

02:18:22.000 Most of them are gonna say yes.

02:18:23.000 Well, because it's better than doing that engineering job.

02:18:25.000 Yes, they have no other options.

02:18:26.000 Yeah.

02:18:27.000 I think those stories existed before of the guy who got a concussion and the coach put him back in there and then he got paralyzed moments later.

02:18:35.000 But they never get broadcasted because it wasn't the internet.

02:18:38.000 So those stories were trapped in Toledo, Ohio and some parents would tell their friends and it would be a tragedy, but it would never make it across the globe.

02:18:46.000 Now those stories become huge international stories.

02:18:50.000 You also see your childhood heroes talking about how they don't remember it.

02:18:55.000 Tony Dorsett did that interview and talked about how he just forgets where he is, what he's doing.

02:19:01.000 Mike Ditka, Hall of Fame coach, Hall of Fame player, was like, if I knew the repercussions it was going to have on my players and myself, I would never play football.

02:19:10.000 I would never coach any of it.

02:19:11.000 And they go, would you let your sons or your grandkids play football?

02:19:14.000 He goes, nope.

02:19:14.000 That's crazy.

02:19:16.000 That's Mike motherfucking Mr. Football Ditka. 0.99

02:19:19.000 That's so crazy. 0.98

02:19:20.000 Matt Matreon talked about the fact that his son wants to play football, and he said, well, that's not going to happen until you can, basically, you're in, what, sophomore or junior in high school, until your head starts to develop, or maybe college.

02:19:30.000 Well, then you're not playing.

02:19:32.000 Right. 1.00

02:19:32.000 It's stupid. 1.00

02:19:33.000 But that's what makes sense. 0.99

02:19:34.000 But that Mitriona played, what, for seven years was like, I don't want my son playing football right now. 0.80

02:19:37.000 Isn't that amazing?

02:19:38.000 Like, he's fighting in MMA, in the UFC, and he's like, nah, that's not as dangerous.

02:19:43.000 That football thing is what you really should be worried about.

02:19:46.000 I disagree.

02:19:47.000 Really?

02:19:47.000 I mean, I played in both.

02:19:48.000 Yeah, I think...

02:19:50.000 They're both bad, right?

02:19:51.000 Yeah, neither one's good for your health.

02:19:54.000 What's worse, do you think?

02:19:55.000 Well, okay, so let's just say, for example, so what, this 2016 would be my eighth year in the UFC, right?

02:20:02.000 Eight years in the NFL, I'm set for life.

02:20:04.000 I get a stipend every month, I have a retirement plan, I have a 401k, I'm good, man. 0.94

02:20:08.000 I don't have to go fucking figure something else out to do. 0.77

02:20:11.000 I can live off that. 0.97

02:20:12.000 I'm gonna be alright.

02:20:13.000 I have full benefits.

02:20:14.000 UFC, I take some head trauma, which I'm gonna get if I'm in for eight years, and I retire January 2nd after eight years.

02:20:23.000 There's no stipend.

02:20:24.000 There's no 401k.

02:20:25.000 I have no options. 0.99

02:20:26.000 I better figure some shit out. 0.98

02:20:28.000 At least in the NFL, I'm still gonna get head trauma, but at least I'm gonna get compensated for it down the road. 0.98

02:20:34.000 And it's not the UFC's fault, because UFC, right now, you know, we're getting there, but we're in leather helmets if it's the NFL. The NFL's been around a long time.

02:20:42.000 It's a smooth operating machine.

02:20:43.000 There's a players' union, so I get that.

02:20:46.000 But if I had to pick, at least if I'm going to suffer head trauma, at least I don't have to, when I retire, I at least get something back.

02:20:53.000 Does that make sense?

02:20:53.000 Yeah, what do you think, from the actual doing of the sport, and I know it probably depends on the position, but say a free safety or someone...

02:21:01.000 Does free safety take more head trauma than somebody who is an active fighter in the UFC? I don't think so.

02:21:08.000 No.

02:21:08.000 I don't think so.

02:21:09.000 Jesus.

02:21:10.000 Because they have protection of a helmet on.

02:21:12.000 And then if you're talking, if you're a heavyweight, you're sparring with other 260 plus pound professional athletes.

02:21:17.000 And when you're sparring, now we have more knowledge and guys aren't sparring that much, taking as much hits.

02:21:24.000 Back in the day. 0.99

02:21:25.000 I mean, you get hit with a jab from a UFC heavyweight, it's going to fuck your brain up, man. 0.99

02:21:29.000 And you're going to get hit. 0.99

02:21:30.000 It's what you signed up for.

02:21:32.000 Yeah.

02:21:33.000 Yeah, there's really no way around it.

02:21:34.000 No, it's part of the game.

02:21:36.000 Talking to Tony Jeffries, he was calculating how many hits he took to the head.

02:21:43.000 It was something like 55,000.

02:21:45.000 He said if he got hit six times a round in the head, which is low, if he got hit six times how many rounds he did in amateur fights and pro fights, it came out to what?

02:21:56.000 55,000.

02:21:56.000 55,000 hits to the head.

02:21:58.000 Yeah, and I kind of did it on my calculator, and he was right. 0.99

02:22:00.000 I was like, God damn. 0.97

02:22:02.000 Think about Georges St-Pierre. 0.99

02:22:03.000 We know he got hit 800 plus times inside the octagon by world-class fighters.

02:22:09.000 How many times did he get hit in the gym?

02:22:13.000 How many different rounds did he spar?

02:22:16.000 And he goes hard, man.

02:22:17.000 He can't be good.

02:22:18.000 He has to.

02:22:18.000 He goes hard.

02:22:19.000 Yeah.

02:22:20.000 He does, huh?

02:22:21.000 And against the very best in the world.

02:22:23.000 Once they come up, if they come up with a way to regenerate brain cells, if they come up with a way to fix, like if they come up with some sort of stem cell injection when they can regenerate your tissue.

02:22:32.000 Oh, then we're good.

02:22:33.000 Then we're good. 1.00

02:22:33.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:22:34.000 Then it's the best sport in the world. 1.00

02:22:36.000 Yeah, then it's like, man, why worry about it?

02:22:38.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:22:39.000 You know, maybe they give you some shit. 1.00

02:22:40.000 It makes you way smarter than everybody else once you get brain damage. 1.00

02:22:43.000 That'd be dope. 0.98

02:22:44.000 Like that movie.

02:22:45.000 What's that movie?

02:22:46.000 They're trying to reverse engineer the brain. 0.96

02:22:47.000 That's a brain project in both China and the United States.

02:22:50.000 They say they're not even close.

02:22:51.000 The brain's so complicated.

02:22:52.000 Everything else, they're good.

02:22:53.000 The brain, they can't figure it out.

02:22:54.000 Very difficult.

02:22:55.000 It's a 10-year project.

02:22:57.000 Isn't that nuts?

02:22:58.000 Yeah.

02:22:59.000 They just, I think they're coming really close to reverse engineering the red blood cell of a dog, which means that then they'll be able to do it with a human, which really means they'll be able to replicate it with a tiny machine.

02:23:13.000 Well, that's what Kurzweil was saying.

02:23:15.000 Kurzweil was saying they're going to come up with artificial blood cells that are so efficient, you'll be able to take one deep breath and go to the bottom of a pool for an hour.

02:23:22.000 Yep.

02:23:23.000 Yep.

02:23:24.000 How about that?

02:23:25.000 How about that?

02:23:25.000 And sprint.

02:23:26.000 You'll be able to sprint on a breath.

02:23:27.000 Like, you can just run...

02:23:28.000 Dude, sports will never be the same.

02:23:30.000 It won't be as fun.

02:23:31.000 It won't be fun, man.

02:23:32.000 A thousand years from now?

02:23:33.000 Mental strength won't be good. 0.80

02:23:35.000 No, it's going to be so different.

02:23:36.000 It'll be the technology in your body.

02:23:40.000 What can you afford?

02:23:40.000 You know what's cool?

02:23:41.000 Well, not cool.

02:23:42.000 People are going to be like, you know what?

02:23:43.000 I want my kid to play like LeBron James and look like Brad Pitt.

02:23:48.000 That's not good.

02:23:50.000 That's not good.

02:23:51.000 Because then it puts everyone on the playing level field.

02:23:53.000 You want people to be different, man.

02:23:55.000 Say you could do that.

02:23:58.000 Say you could engineer the perfect person.

02:24:00.000 Then it would raise really weird questions about what a human being is.

02:24:05.000 Because so much of what we define a human being...

02:24:07.000 It's based on their will and their ability.

02:24:10.000 They'll never be able to figure out how to make someone smart or make someone have a good personality or make someone have a funny sense of humor.

02:24:17.000 The sense of humor especially.

02:24:19.000 You can't really engineer that with a computer.

02:24:21.000 How you put it all together and stuff.

02:24:22.000 Maybe you can have a guy look like Brad Pitt all you want.

02:24:25.000 If somebody like you comes along and goofs on him, then he falls apart.

02:24:28.000 Thank God.

02:24:29.000 Because emotionally he's not used to it.

02:24:30.000 That's huge.

02:24:31.000 You're like, look at you.

02:24:32.000 You're not genetically engineered, are you?

02:24:34.000 What would you have done without that?

02:24:36.000 Probably starve.

02:24:37.000 You know? 1.00

02:24:38.000 Look at you, you fucking science project. 1.00

02:24:40.000 That means you're going to walk away with a girl. 1.00

02:24:41.000 We were talking about that with an athlete.

02:24:44.000 In the human element, there's the immeasurable.

02:24:48.000 There's something called sense of humor, personality.

02:24:51.000 We were talking about athletes.

02:24:52.000 You can measure the best athlete.

02:24:53.000 A guy can run the fastest, jump the highest, all that stuff.

02:24:56.000 Yet, somehow they don't win games the way somebody who does all that stuff in an average way does, or not as well.

02:25:01.000 So Wayne Gretzky didn't have the fastest slap shot, not even close, wasn't the fastest skater.

02:25:06.000 Somehow he could put it all together.

02:25:07.000 And the question becomes, how much of a factor does that measure in when you talk about how good an athlete somebody is?

02:25:12.000 Well, that's Larry Bird. 0.99

02:25:13.000 You know, Larry Bird was never a great athlete, but his fucking accuracy and those three-pointers. 0.99

02:25:19.000 His competitive edge. 0.99

02:25:20.000 Competitive edge, demeanor.

02:25:22.000 Work ethic.

02:25:22.000 Confidence.

02:25:23.000 And his ability to get into the other player's head.

02:25:25.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:25:25.000 The biggest trash talker. 0.99

02:25:27.000 Yeah, I mean, you know, you're looking at a guy that's like a pasty white dude. 0.98

02:25:30.000 It didn't look anything like LeBron James.

02:25:33.000 So awesome.

02:25:33.000 So dope.

02:25:35.000 But that is that weird human x-factor that, thank God, exists.

02:25:39.000 Yeah.

02:25:39.000 Because technology may be moving forward, but it doesn't.

02:25:42.000 Tony, you're a football fan.

02:25:42.000 When you watch it, do you care that there's brain trauma going on?

02:25:45.000 Oh, of course. 1.00

02:25:46.000 Yeah, it's fucking crazy. 0.99

02:25:48.000 But you still watch it every Sunday. 0.98

02:25:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:25:50.000 And fighting, like you just watch.

02:25:51.000 So you realize Jessica Penny got brain damage, correct?

02:25:55.000 Absolutely. 1.00

02:25:55.000 Don't give a fuck, right? 1.00

02:25:56.000 No, I got a couple bad concussions back in high school wrestling days. 1.00

02:26:00.000 I got stuck in a head scissors and a guy slammed my head, you know, he pops back and I was out.

02:26:05.000 I woke up with puke all over me on the mat.

02:26:08.000 That helmet that you were wearing, that cryo helmet, those guys contacted me.

02:26:13.000 You like that? 0.82

02:26:14.000 I like the idea, I like what they're doing for, you know, Just Cool Me is a really cool non-profit organization that basically tries to get the word out there that when you have head trauma, he was a veteran, I think Daniel, damn, Daniel Ortega, Daniel Ortiz, I'm sorry,

02:26:29.000 Daniel Gonzalez, I think his name is, and he runs it, and he was a, he was a Mexican name.

02:26:33.000 A bunch of Mexican names.

02:26:34.000 He was a, he [...

02:26:47.000 And one of the things that they found is that when you have head trauma and you cool somebody immediately, you cool their head right away, it can be very, very beneficial to stopping long-term trauma.

02:26:58.000 And this guy, the cryo helmet guy, Douglas, his brother's a boxer.

02:27:04.000 He was a boxer, and his brother actually has a gym.

02:27:07.000 And so he created basically this cryo helmet where you just put it in the freezer and you just put it on your head after your contacts are in.

02:27:12.000 Real quick, he sent it to you because you're worried about head trauma?

02:27:17.000 No, because he listens to the podcast.

02:27:19.000 He goes, stop boxing.

02:27:20.000 He goes, what are you doing?

02:27:21.000 He goes, stop boxing and don't box.

02:27:23.000 There's no reason to. 1.00

02:27:24.000 And if you insist on it, fucking cool your head. 0.99

02:27:26.000 Are you getting your bell rung when you're boxing? 1.00

02:27:28.000 No, no.

02:27:30.000 With Wayne, he'll catch me, but it's not.

02:27:32.000 I'm fine.

02:27:33.000 But then you go home and you put on the cryo helmet?

02:27:35.000 No, I don't do it.

02:27:36.000 I just got it.

02:27:38.000 I will now.

02:27:39.000 Well, the guy was smart sent to you and Joe Rogan.

02:27:41.000 I'm not a pro.

02:27:42.000 I mean, I'm sure he's a great guy, but he's very smart.

02:27:43.000 I'm not a pro fighter.

02:27:45.000 No, but I'm doing it because I think Just Cool Me is a non-profit.

02:27:48.000 So you're sparring with Wayne McCullough?

02:27:50.000 Yeah. 0.60

02:27:51.000 And Wayne McCullough is just like popping you in the head lightly.

02:27:53.000 I'm not sparring with Wayne McCullough.

02:27:54.000 Wayne McCullough moves around with me.

02:27:56.000 I try to hit him.

02:27:57.000 He spars with other guys, though.

02:27:58.000 I've seen him spar with other guys.

02:27:59.000 I'm like, what are you doing?

02:28:00.000 But they're not...

02:28:01.000 What does it look like when he spars with other guys?

02:28:03.000 You haven't seen me in a long time?

02:28:05.000 Well, no, no.

02:28:06.000 I was gonna help you out.

02:28:07.000 Brian's footwork's better than all of them.

02:28:09.000 His footwork's better than all these guys. 0.99

02:28:10.000 I mean, he's not like this fucking guy. 0.99

02:28:14.000 Oh my god. 0.99

02:28:15.000 So when you take off your cryo helmet, is there a guy with a blow dryer and a holster there to fix your hair afterwards?

02:28:21.000 Yes, there is.

02:28:23.000 But Brian is getting hit in the head.

02:28:25.000 When he's sparring.

02:28:26.000 Not hard.

02:28:28.000 Still hits to the head.

02:28:29.000 He'll still travel to the head.

02:28:30.000 I know.

02:28:31.000 I like doing it, though.

02:28:33.000 I like boxing.

02:28:33.000 I don't get it.

02:28:34.000 Why don't you just do jujitsu? 0.99

02:28:35.000 That's what I fucking tell him. 0.99

02:28:36.000 I need to start doing jujitsu. 0.99

02:28:37.000 Why don't you do it?

02:28:38.000 I'm going to.

02:28:39.000 Well, why don't you?

02:28:39.000 I don't have time.

02:28:40.000 I'm trying to box.

02:28:42.000 I have time.

02:28:43.000 I'll do it.

02:28:43.000 I play tennis.

02:28:44.000 But you were a good grappler.

02:28:45.000 But you were a good grappler.

02:28:47.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:28:47.000 I miss the shit out of it. 0.98

02:28:48.000 But I remember when we first started training, when I first brought you into Carlson Gracie's, you would go hard, man. 0.97

02:28:52.000 You would go after those guys.

02:28:53.000 You're going to roll this Saturday with Tarek and Jake Shields.

02:28:56.000 I can't wait.

02:28:57.000 How will I do against Jake?

02:28:58.000 Be honest. 0.96

02:28:58.000 You're gonna get mauled. 0.96

02:29:00.000 Come on, dude. 0.52

02:29:00.000 Me, Tariq, and Jake Shields, you're gonna do great, Brian. 0.52

02:29:04.000 Thank you.

02:29:04.000 When's the last time you rolled?

02:29:05.000 It doesn't matter, bro, because what happens is I square up.

02:29:08.000 What are you gonna do?

02:29:09.000 Take me down?

02:29:10.000 Hold on a second.

02:29:10.000 Are you guys in San Francisco?

02:29:12.000 Is that what's going on?

02:29:13.000 You're gonna train up there? 0.99

02:29:14.000 What the fuck are you doing up there? 0.99

02:29:16.000 What are you guys doing up there? 1.00

02:29:17.000 I'm doing the punchline, and then he's coming up, and we're gonna...

02:29:19.000 I have two meetings with sponsors.

02:29:22.000 One for personal and one for the podcast.

02:29:24.000 And then we're gonna have fun, like roll with Jake Shields.

02:29:26.000 I can't wait.

02:29:27.000 Yeah, that'll be fun for about three seconds.

02:29:29.000 Yeah, I mean, I have no business.

02:29:30.000 I train with Jake first week of May, because he's getting ready to fight Paul Harris.

02:29:36.000 So all he's working on is leg locks. 1.00

02:29:38.000 God, he's a fucking monster. 1.00

02:29:40.000 Jake's a beast. 1.00

02:29:41.000 He's very good, man.

02:29:42.000 Brian, how much do you weigh?

02:29:44.000 Uh, 220. Really?

02:29:45.000 No.

02:29:46.000 170. Really?

02:29:48.000 Exactly 170. You understand, like, mass and size.

02:29:51.000 My weight's all on my feet.

02:29:52.000 He's made out of lead.

02:29:54.000 If you cut down to 140, I'll, uh, wrestle you.

02:29:59.000 Alright, cut down to 140. I couldn't suck that kind of weight. 1.00

02:30:03.000 Lose 30 pounds. 1.00

02:30:05.000 That's hard.

02:30:06.000 I think you could do it.

02:30:07.000 Dude, I have to do it.

02:30:08.000 I think you could do it, man.

02:30:11.000 What are you, scared?

02:30:12.000 145? 1.00

02:30:13.000 Could I suck on a 45? 0.98

02:30:14.000 Dude, I had to do a cooking show yesterday talking about my diet and how I'm like straight at 205. Is this just me bullshitting the whole time? 0.99

02:30:21.000 They're gonna hear this, I don't give a fuck. 0.99

02:30:23.000 They're like, so like right now, where you at? 0.99

02:30:25.000 I'm like, like right now, now, now?

02:30:27.000 They're like, yeah, do you have a scalar?

02:30:28.000 I'm like, I don't.

02:30:32.000 So I wore this tight black shirt. 0.98

02:30:34.000 I looked like fucking Jean-Claude Van Damme. 0.98

02:30:36.000 Like black shirt jeans. 1.00

02:30:38.000 He's so enormous.

02:30:39.000 He hadn't eaten and we would have done a podcast and he's like, I'm starving.

02:30:43.000 I'm starving.

02:30:44.000 And I could see the frenzy look in his eyes.

02:30:45.000 He's got a food issue.

02:30:47.000 Horrible food issue.

02:30:48.000 We go to Jelena Takeaway, one of our favorite places.

02:30:50.000 What's the issue?

02:30:51.000 He orders a sandwich. 0.98

02:30:54.000 That's the cooking show me bullshit my way through this diet. 0.96

02:30:56.000 Where is this at? 0.89

02:30:57.000 That's my house.

02:30:59.000 Nice.

02:31:00.000 Yeah.

02:31:01.000 And so what is this show?

02:31:02.000 What is this cooking show?

02:31:04.000 Just basically the big ground slim down.

02:31:06.000 Because I- Rachel Ray was there?

02:31:08.000 No, I said watch out, Rachel Ray.

02:31:09.000 I wish Rachel Ray was there.

02:31:10.000 She's hot. 1.00

02:31:11.000 Yeah, hell yeah. 1.00

02:31:12.000 She loves pit bulls and shit. 1.00

02:31:13.000 You look like a burly cook. 1.00

02:31:15.000 There you are.

02:31:16.000 Burly cook.

02:31:17.000 Have you had a cooking show, dude?

02:31:19.000 Do you know what I'm called?

02:31:20.000 A post that would go your way.

02:31:23.000 Called the Burly Cook.

02:31:25.000 With your shirt off?

02:31:27.000 You know what, though?

02:31:27.000 Launch it your way.

02:31:28.000 When I was so hungry, we went to Jelena's takeaway.

02:31:31.000 He ate so much, and he goes like this, he finally goes...

02:31:33.000 I was disappointed in myself.

02:31:35.000 He looks at me after we ate, and he goes...

02:31:37.000 And I go, what's up?

02:31:37.000 He goes, I'm getting another piece of pizza.

02:31:39.000 And I go, I am, Brian.

02:31:41.000 I'm going to do it.

02:31:42.000 And I go, alright.

02:31:43.000 Brian goes, great, man.

02:31:44.000 I'm not going to jump off the 50-foot cliff.

02:31:46.000 He goes, I'm doing it.

02:31:46.000 And he goes, I'd like another piece, please.

02:31:48.000 No, then I got two cookies.

02:31:50.000 And you were talking to a girl.

02:31:51.000 And I see her.

02:31:52.000 Look at me.

02:31:52.000 I go, Brian.

02:31:53.000 I'm dead serious.

02:31:53.000 I go, I got you cookies and pizza, man.

02:31:55.000 I'll tell you what you've never seen before.

02:31:57.000 I have a food complex.

02:31:57.000 You want to see something nuts?

02:31:58.000 You need to see Ari Shafir eat at Fogo de Chao.

02:32:01.000 I eat a lot of food, dude. 0.99

02:32:03.000 But I can't fuck with Ari when he has that all-you-can-eat buffet at Fogo to Chow. 0.99

02:32:06.000 You know, Fogo, they have the chip, they flip it over. 0.99

02:32:09.000 I don't know how he does it.

02:32:10.000 He out-eats all of us.

02:32:12.000 It's because of his Jewishness.

02:32:14.000 He sees the opportunity to fill up on his food. 0.94

02:32:17.000 He's like a bear.

02:32:18.000 He just hibernates after that.

02:32:19.000 Because it's all-you-can-eat?

02:32:21.000 I don't know how he does it, but he keeps coming.

02:32:22.000 Do you eat healthy, though?

02:32:23.000 I mean, you're a lean dude. 0.97

02:32:25.000 But I see your post that night where it's like moose, fucking meat, so you're not eating a lot of carbs that night. 0.98

02:32:30.000 Well, I don't eat much carbs. 0.98

02:32:32.000 I limit my pasta to only a couple portions a week, and I limit my bread.

02:32:38.000 Yeah, I don't believe in it. 0.99

02:32:39.000 I think pasta's mostly just dough, and it's fucking gum. 0.99

02:32:44.000 It's like when you eat it, it's just doughy, massive, fucking, it's just glue. 0.99

02:32:50.000 Do you just have great genetics? 0.99

02:32:52.000 Well, I have really good genetics for sure, but I definitely eat a lot of good food.

02:32:56.000 I eat a lot of vegetables.

02:32:57.000 Like what was your breakfast?

02:32:59.000 I haven't eaten yet.

02:33:00.000 You haven't eaten at all?

02:33:01.000 No, I ate this bar.

02:33:01.000 So do you do that on purpose, like intermittent fasting?

02:33:05.000 Well, I ate late at night.

02:33:05.000 Late at night I had five eggs and I had some steak and then I went to sleep.

02:33:10.000 I can't eat protein at night.

02:33:11.000 I literally can never sleep.

02:33:13.000 If I did that, if I ate eggs and steak, I would wake up two hours later in a hot sweat and I'd have to throw the covers off and I would be awake for another three hours.

02:33:23.000 What?

02:33:24.000 Can't do it.

02:33:24.000 Guess what I can sleep on?

02:33:25.000 Carbs.

02:33:26.000 Big bowl of carbs, no problem.

02:33:27.000 Why is that?

02:33:28.000 It depends on your metabolic type, apparently, from what I've read.

02:33:31.000 And I'll give you a questionnaire.

02:33:32.000 Can you eat carbs at night and do you sleep well?

02:33:35.000 Right through the night. 1.00

02:33:36.000 If you eat protein, if I eat any protein, I'm fucked. 0.99

02:33:39.000 See, if I eat carbs, I feel like weighed down. 0.99

02:33:43.000 Me too.

02:33:44.000 Like if I eat a bowl of pasta, I love spaghetti, man.

02:33:46.000 Like spaghetti and meatballs, I'm in heaven.

02:33:48.000 I love it.

02:33:49.000 How about penne?

02:33:50.000 But right after it's over, it's just...

02:33:52.000 Right after it's over, I'm just like...

02:33:54.000 I just hate glue. 1.00

02:33:56.000 You know what the problem I'm having sticking to a strict diet is when you have a goal, like when you know you have a motherfucker like Andrey Arlowski, you're gonna fight a Crow Cop, it's easy to be strict as fuck. 1.00

02:34:06.000 Right. 0.99

02:34:07.000 Right now...

02:34:07.000 Because you're afraid, basically.

02:34:09.000 Well, no.

02:34:10.000 You have a goal.

02:34:11.000 You have a goal in mind.

02:34:12.000 Like right now, there's no...

02:34:14.000 Like I said, I'm only taking a fight if it's a super fight.

02:34:16.000 I told them that.

02:34:18.000 But there's nothing set, right?

02:34:20.000 So right now, it's like, tonight, I'm going out to this dinner.

02:34:23.000 It's like, alright, well, usually I'd go out and I'd eat super strict, but in my head, like, when I get to the menu, I'm like, for what?

02:34:29.000 Why would I eat super strict?

02:34:30.000 Yeah, just enjoy food, man.

02:34:32.000 But then I'm worried about getting fat, because I have body dysmorphia.

02:34:35.000 Yeah.

02:34:36.000 You have the best body.

02:34:37.000 It's true.

02:34:37.000 Like, girls look at your body and basically hump you with their eyes.

02:34:39.000 What about when we saw Mika Kelly?

02:34:41.000 How embarrassed was I? It was the greatest thing in the world.

02:34:43.000 And I, like, hit it.

02:34:45.000 Mika Kelly is an actress, and I think she was on The Hills or something.

02:34:48.000 She dated Derek Jeter.

02:34:50.000 I've worked out the same place.

02:34:51.000 You hide your pizza from her?

02:34:53.000 They're looking at him.

02:34:55.000 The three girls are looking at Brennan.

02:34:56.000 And Brennan goes like this.

02:34:58.000 Brennan goes...

02:35:00.000 We're eating.

02:35:00.000 And we're just down the way.

02:35:01.000 And he goes, I'll take a box, please.

02:35:04.000 I'm going to take this to go.

02:35:05.000 And I go, uh-huh.

02:35:06.000 And he puts it in a box.

02:35:07.000 I was like, that's weird.

02:35:08.000 And I'm eating away.

02:35:09.000 As soon as they leave, he goes, I'll be honest with you. 1.00

02:35:11.000 I didn't want to think I was a fat ass. 0.99

02:35:13.000 And he opens it up and starts wolfing it down. 1.00

02:35:15.000 You're remotely fat.

02:35:16.000 Why would you think that?

02:35:17.000 I don't know.

02:35:17.000 You know what?

02:35:17.000 I'd just tell him, Brian's tummy.

02:35:19.000 He goes, why are you like that?

02:35:20.000 Because I don't look like Alistair Overeem.

02:35:22.000 And when I was in high school, a girlfriend said something to me before a huge competition.

02:35:28.000 She's like, God, it'd be nicer if you had a little flatter stomach. 1.00

02:35:31.000 And since then...

02:35:31.000 Girl, in high school?

02:35:32.000 You were dating?

02:35:33.000 By the way, time to get over that, huh?

02:35:37.000 It's like people who get bullied.

02:35:40.000 It's like people who get bullied.

02:35:42.000 You're 32, so time to get over that.

02:35:44.000 Get over that right now.

02:35:46.000 It was only 20 years ago.

02:35:48.000 Give him some time.

02:35:50.000 Give him some time, man.

02:35:51.000 Did you hear what Vinny Shorman said, the hypnotist that I had on the podcast?

02:35:55.000 He was talking about this guy who 60 years old who was standing on the top of a hill, and he was looking down.

02:36:01.000 He was like, well, why don't you go down?

02:36:02.000 He goes, no, those guys are down there.

02:36:03.000 They used to bully me in high school.

02:36:05.000 He's 60, and the guys used to bully him in high school.

02:36:08.000 He was waiting for them to leave before he went down.

02:36:10.000 That's sad.

02:36:11.000 Whoa.

02:36:12.000 You know what happened to me? 0.99

02:36:13.000 I got bullied for a full year, and it turned me into a fucking... 1.00

02:36:17.000 If somebody tried to bully me, I'll show up at your fucking house and kill you. 1.00

02:36:20.000 That's what happens. 1.00

02:36:21.000 I get so angry.

02:36:22.000 I'm not buying that even remotely.

02:36:23.000 I hate when he talks like that.

02:36:24.000 That's not true. 1.00

02:36:25.000 You fucking bully me. 1.00

02:36:26.000 You try bullying me right now, motherfucker. 1.00

02:36:29.000 You know what your problem is? 1.00

02:36:29.000 Hold on, let me handle this. 1.00

02:36:30.000 Here's your problem. 0.99

02:36:30.000 You've talked to too many guys that let you say shit like that, and then it becomes like vernacular. 0.99

02:36:35.000 It becomes like a part of the way you talk. 0.99

02:36:36.000 This is what I do.

02:36:37.000 This is what I do.

02:36:37.000 Brian, look at me.

02:36:38.000 All those people that I know, all those people that when I first met you, all those people you used to hang around with, those are all toxic, and they've ruined the way you're allowed to communicate with people.

02:36:47.000 That's true. 1.00

02:36:47.000 Because they said stupid shit, and then you said stupid shit, and it was okay. 1.00

02:36:50.000 If somebody fucks with me, bro, look at how my... 1.00

02:36:52.000 What do you have to say to me? 0.99

02:36:53.000 Bro, I watched a scary movie with him and it was the most annoying thing ever. 0.99

02:37:03.000 He goes, I fucking wish a demon would grab me, man. 0.98

02:37:06.000 You know what I would do? 0.99

02:37:07.000 And I'm like, why are you talking to me like this?

02:37:10.000 It's not that you get mad.

02:37:10.000 It's that you hang around with people for a long time.

02:37:13.000 You hung around with people that allowed you to talk like that.

02:37:15.000 No.

02:37:15.000 Without mocking you.

02:37:16.000 Who aren't tough.

02:37:17.000 Who aren't tough.

02:37:18.000 Bros. 0.81

02:37:19.000 Bros. 0.81

02:37:20.000 Bros, listen up. 1.00

02:37:21.000 I will fuck some... 1.00

02:37:23.000 You bully me, bro. 1.00

02:37:24.000 I don't give a shit about your UFC bullshit. 1.00

02:37:26.000 I will fucking come right at you. 1.00

02:37:27.000 I could pin you on the ground right now and put my dick in your mouth. 1.00

02:37:29.000 You could try. 1.00

02:37:30.000 For no reason.

02:37:30.000 You could try, and guess what?

02:37:32.000 Just because it's the nice Saturday.

02:37:33.000 Guess what? 0.99

02:37:33.000 I would fucking come right to your house. 0.99

02:37:35.000 Bang, bang, bang. 1.00

02:37:36.000 You'd be dead, Joe. 0.99

02:37:37.000 Would I? Yep. 1.00

02:37:38.000 He needs friends like us, because he gets a... 1.00

02:37:42.000 He hangs around with a lot of idiots. 1.00

02:37:45.000 There's a lot of people that he hangs around with that are full of shit. 1.00

02:37:49.000 They're dumb. 1.00

02:37:51.000 They're indulgent. 1.00

02:37:52.000 I feel sick.

02:37:55.000 You do. 1.00

02:37:56.000 You hang out with a lot of people that are such bullshit artists. 1.00

02:37:59.000 No, I don't. 1.00

02:38:00.000 My good friends?

02:38:01.000 You know who I'm talking about. 1.00

02:38:03.000 You have friends that are bullshit artists, and you don't even realize they're bullshit artists. 1.00

02:38:06.000 You know who I'm talking about. 1.00

02:38:07.000 You know who.

02:38:08.000 You know why.

02:38:09.000 You know you do, and you've had them from the moment I met you in 94. But they lie to each other.

02:38:13.000 I met Brian in 94. He was surrounded by idiots. 1.00

02:38:15.000 I was like, what's going on here? 1.00

02:38:17.000 Who are these fucking people? 1.00

02:38:18.000 I try to drag you away slowly but surely. 1.00

02:38:21.000 I push those people off cliffs.

02:38:23.000 Slowly but surely, I separated him from most of them.

02:38:26.000 They were like, hey, your friend doesn't like me.

02:38:27.000 I was like, well, Joe's a little hard.

02:38:28.000 He came close to marrying one of them at a certain point in time. 1.00

02:38:32.000 I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

02:38:34.000 Everybody else was like, good luck, brother. 0.99

02:38:37.000 Good luck, brother.

02:38:39.000 You know, it's going to work out. 1.00

02:38:40.000 I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

02:38:42.000 Are you out of your mind? 1.00

02:38:44.000 Are you out of your mind?

02:38:45.000 It's just me and Patty. 1.00

02:38:46.000 We're the only ones who are telling him, get the fuck out of here. 0.99

02:38:49.000 You're not marrying her. 0.99

02:38:50.000 Joe did save me. 0.99

02:38:51.000 Dude, I'll meet people, or I'll meet certain people, celebrities or not, and for some reason I'll be like, God, Rogue would fucking hate this person.

02:38:58.000 That's what I think of things now. 0.98

02:39:00.000 I'm like, God, they would butt heads.

02:39:02.000 The thing is that Joe will actually kind of let it be known, or at least just be kind of...

02:39:06.000 Right away.

02:39:07.000 Just ignore them really hard, and I never do that.

02:39:10.000 Well, you can't ruin my life.

02:39:13.000 I'm not going to let you ruin my life.

02:39:15.000 They're getting your life.

02:39:16.000 They'll ruin you.

02:39:17.000 It's almost like those people have energy.

02:39:18.000 He's afraid he's going to stick to them.

02:39:20.000 They do stick to you. 1.00

02:39:21.000 They become a part of your life, and then you have to deal with their bullshit. 0.99

02:39:24.000 You have to pretend that what they're saying is not retarded, and when you do that, you compromise the way you think and behave and communicate with people. 1.00

02:39:32.000 But you nip it in the butt, right? 0.99

02:39:33.000 Even on your show, you nip it on the butt. 1.00

02:39:34.000 But even before we were going to do a show in here, this guy had this bullshit machine, and you're like, bro, this is fucking terrible. 1.00

02:39:41.000 Oh, that arm I don't have that bone in my body. 0.99

02:39:43.000 I try to help people's feelings.

02:39:45.000 But since meeting you, I'm getting better at it.

02:39:48.000 You can't do that because it's not bad for them. 0.85

02:39:50.000 I'm not saying you're a loser or you're a bad person.

02:39:52.000 I'm saying one plus one doesn't equal six. 0.96

02:39:55.000 You're saying it equals six.

02:39:57.000 I'm like, this is crazy.

02:39:58.000 There are two people I've known in my life who had really bad breath.

02:40:01.000 One was a girl and one was a guy.

02:40:02.000 Like, they have the worst breath.

02:40:04.000 And nobody wanted to tell them.

02:40:05.000 The same guy we know?

02:40:06.000 No, that's another guy.

02:40:07.000 That's another guy.

02:40:08.000 You have three.

02:40:09.000 You can live your whole life and have bad breath.

02:40:12.000 No one says a word.

02:40:12.000 And nobody wanted to say anything.

02:40:13.000 I kept saying, how do I tell this person?

02:40:15.000 And I never could, because I felt like I wasn't quite close enough, but it was always...

02:40:19.000 And so they've been walking around with bad breath their whole life. 1.00

02:40:21.000 Bro, we have a mutual friend, and I left it up to Cal, and I go, bro, tell him his breath smells like pure shit. 1.00

02:40:26.000 It was... 0.99

02:40:27.000 Bro, it would ricochet off the car window, and I'd be like, who farted in my car?

02:40:31.000 Who farted in my car?

02:40:32.000 It was his breath.

02:40:34.000 So I told Brian, I'm like, bro, please tell him for me.

02:40:37.000 Brian's like, no, I'm not telling him.

02:40:38.000 Why do I have to tell him?

02:40:39.000 I didn't know him that well. 1.00

02:40:40.000 So we just chilled for a nice three-hour car ride in this pure shit. 1.00

02:40:44.000 Just complete shit. 1.00

02:40:45.000 I just saw him the other day, too. 1.00

02:40:47.000 The problem is, I don't know how, what do you tell, like, oh, you have bad breath, and what do you say to them?

02:40:50.000 Go to a doctor.

02:40:51.000 What's a doctor going to tell you?

02:40:52.000 You think his wife would tell him.

02:40:53.000 I know.

02:40:54.000 Maybe her nose is broken. 0.92

02:40:56.000 Maybe she had a head injury. 0.91

02:40:57.000 When you have head injuries, your nose doesn't work that good anymore. 0.99

02:41:02.000 Marcus Davis lost a sense of smell for a long fucking time. 1.00

02:41:05.000 Goddamn. 1.00

02:41:06.000 Head trauma. 0.99

02:41:07.000 That's one of the things that Rhonda Patrick talked about when we had her on the podcast. 0.99

02:41:11.000 She was talking about the mechanism that goes off in your brain to protect you.

02:41:15.000 When you start getting really serious head trauma, certain switches start shutting off.

02:41:20.000 Jesus Christ, man.

02:41:21.000 Circuit breakers.

02:41:22.000 Sense of smell is a big one.

02:41:23.000 Taste, right?

02:41:24.000 I know some guys have taste problems.

02:41:26.000 That's terrible.

02:41:26.000 Losing your taste and smell.

02:41:28.000 When you lose your sense of smell, a lot of times you lose your taste as well.

02:41:31.000 Yeah.

02:41:32.000 They're connected.

02:41:33.000 Yeah, they're connected.

02:41:34.000 Yeah, I mean, you're fine.

02:41:35.000 You're fine right now. 0.96

02:41:37.000 It's the, you know, the guys who just continue to get that fucking head trauma over and [... 0.99

02:41:45.000 It's trouble. 0.99

02:41:45.000 And then the gate, what we're talking about, Nate. 0.99

02:41:48.000 Dude, honestly, I'm in a good spot, man.

02:41:50.000 Like, I was telling Brian this the other day.

02:41:52.000 Like, before companions, like, dude, I can't, or before fight companions, before the podcast, sometimes I can't sleep at night.

02:41:58.000 I'm so excited to do it.

02:41:59.000 When our shirts get released, it's the same to me as when I fight. 0.97

02:42:04.000 I'm that excited for them to fucking drop and sell. 0.87

02:42:06.000 That's awesome, man. 0.98

02:42:06.000 It's awesome. 0.98

02:42:07.000 As long as you're doing something you really enjoy, that is really the key to life.

02:42:12.000 A purpose.

02:42:12.000 You want to wake up with a purpose.

02:42:14.000 Like these shows that we've been doing lately, you're working on new material and just like trying to get it together like it's exciting before while you're doing it and you're killing it's exciting and afterwards you're listening to the recordings trying to figure out how to tweak the joke and add this to it.

02:42:27.000 As long as you're doing something.

02:42:28.000 You're building something.

02:42:29.000 It's about building something.

02:42:30.000 So I think one of the big problems that we were talking about, like fighters have, is that once the career is over, there's no more progress.

02:42:37.000 Where do you place your energy?

02:42:39.000 Yeah, what's happening?

02:42:40.000 Where's your excitement?

02:42:42.000 There's only so many gyms you can open.

02:42:44.000 And that's not going to fulfill the constant pulse you're always used to feeling.

02:42:50.000 I don't know what you do, man. 0.98

02:42:52.000 If I had an answer, believe me, I'd fucking tell everybody. 0.98

02:42:54.000 And that's why a lot of guys, like, they wind up going to drugs. 0.98

02:42:57.000 They wind up going to something to try to...

02:42:58.000 I get it, man.

02:42:59.000 Yeah, recharge that excitement.

02:43:01.000 Yeah.

02:43:01.000 Get that juice.

02:43:03.000 I don't need it. 1.00

02:43:04.000 Get your shit together, bitches. 1.00

02:43:05.000 We're going to wrap this up nice and tight with a big fat beau. 1.00

02:43:08.000 Fighterandthekid.com. 0.99

02:43:09.000 Tony motherfucking Hinchcliffe in the house. 0.96

02:43:13.000 Tony, you got some dates coming up besides the ones with me? 0.99

02:43:15.000 What do you got?

02:43:16.000 Yeah, I'm going to be in Toronto at Just for Laughs at the end of summer. 1.00

02:43:21.000 Whenever Toronto Just for Laughs is, so Google that shit. 0.98

02:43:23.000 That's in the summer, right? 0.99

02:43:24.000 Yeah.

02:43:25.000 Isn't it?

02:43:26.000 TonyHinchcoff.com?

02:43:27.000 Yeah, TonyHinchcoff.com.

02:43:28.000 And ours is actually T-F-A-T-K.com.

02:43:31.000 Oh, it's on Fire and the Kid?

02:43:32.000 No.

02:43:32.000 Do you have that?

02:43:33.000 We have thefireandthekidshop.com.

02:43:35.000 Okay.

02:43:36.000 But it's T-F-A-T-K. T-F-A-T-K. Thefighterandthekid.com.

02:43:44.000 This is the first letter of each of those things.

02:43:46.000 Come see me in San Francisco.

02:43:48.000 Brian Cowan with a Y on Twitter. 1.00

02:43:51.000 Brendan Schaub in the motherfucking house. 1.00

02:43:55.000 A.K.A. Big Brown. 1.00

02:43:57.000 JoeRogan.net.

02:43:58.000 Tours.

02:43:58.000 Tour dates.

02:43:59.000 I've got a bunch of shit coming up. 0.97

02:44:01.000 I'm going to be with Tony July 10th. 0.99

02:44:03.000 We're going to be at the Ka Theater with Tom Segura. 0.99

02:44:06.000 A lot of shit coming up. 1.00

02:44:07.000 A lot of shit. 1.00

02:44:08.000 A lot of podcasts next week. 0.99

02:44:10.000 Until then, much love.

02:44:11.000 Big kiss.

02:44:11.000 Bye-bye.

The Joe Rogan Experience - June 21, 2015

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