The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 27, 2018

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00:00:06.000 We got up early as a motherfucker, ladies and gentlemen. 0.99

00:00:08.000 Not really. 0.99

00:00:09.000 Nah.

00:00:10.000 It's 10 a.m.

00:00:11.000 Didn't we do one at like 4 a.m.

00:00:12.000 before?

00:00:13.000 We did one at 5 a.m.

00:00:14.000 Remember that? 1.00

00:00:15.000 Damn. 1.00

00:00:16.000 It was a England card, right? 1.00

00:00:19.000 Was it?

00:00:20.000 Something.

00:00:21.000 Maybe it was like China or something.

00:00:23.000 Congo.

00:00:24.000 It might have been China.

00:00:25.000 It might have been China.

00:00:26.000 What time is it in Africa right now?

00:00:28.000 Is it yesterday?

00:00:29.000 I think they're 12 hours ahead.

00:00:32.000 Is it Wednesday in Africa?

00:00:36.000 It's definitely 1960. I forgot he knocked out Whitaker.

00:00:41.000 We're looking at Wonderboy stopping Whitaker.

00:00:44.000 Yeah, that's big.

00:00:45.000 At 70. Yeah, but Whitaker was diminished, man.

00:00:48.000 Getting down to 170 was a fucking battle for him. 0.98

00:00:51.000 Dude, you look at Wonderboy, what he's accomplished, it's so impressive. 0.99

00:00:55.000 Amazing.

00:00:55.000 All the indicators would point that Wonderboy should win this fight, but I'm on the fence, man.

00:01:00.000 Well, I think Till really is a bad, bad man.

00:01:04.000 There's no question about it.

00:01:05.000 But he did come up real short on the weigh-in, which really bums me out.

00:01:10.000 Now, I had heard that his pregnant girlfriend is in, this is what everyone's saying, is in the hospital.

00:01:17.000 And that she's had some serious issues, and he's been going back and forth to the hospital, and he hasn't...

00:01:23.000 We just didn't have a chance to cut the weight right.

00:01:26.000 A lot of people claim, you know, that that's exactly what the issue was.

00:01:31.000 I don't know.

00:01:31.000 That drama's never good, especially your first main card, main event in your hometown against Wonder Boy.

00:01:38.000 There's enough pressure as it is.

00:01:40.000 Well, the Cowboy fight was a big pressure fight, but he rose to the occasion of that in a big way.

00:01:43.000 Not really, though.

00:01:43.000 Was it?

00:01:44.000 Because we didn't know who he was, really.

00:01:46.000 Yeah, but it was his opportunity.

00:01:47.000 For sure, but you're fighting a smaller guy.

00:01:49.000 It's against Cowboy, you know?

00:01:51.000 So he goes forward and does work.

00:01:52.000 Now it's like, man. 0.98

00:01:54.000 I mean, there's been guys who have blown up before, but the hype on Till, and I'm all up on his dick, but there's a ton of hype on him. 0.63

00:02:02.000 If he wins this one... 0.90

00:02:03.000 It's off to the races. 0.99

00:02:04.000 It is, but he's fucking four and a half pounds over championship weight. 0.98

00:02:08.000 That is a lot. 0.98

00:02:09.000 That's not a little.

00:02:09.000 That's a lot.

00:02:10.000 It's such an advantage, too.

00:02:12.000 You know, fighters that have missed weight are undefeated this year.

00:02:15.000 When they still fight, they're undefeated.

00:02:17.000 Yeah, it's a big advantage.

00:02:18.000 It's a form of cheating.

00:02:20.000 If you do it on purpose, for sure.

00:02:22.000 I think what's interesting, what Wonderboy did, he said you've got to weigh 188 the next day.

00:02:26.000 Tight move.

00:02:27.000 Yeah.

00:02:27.000 Because Till's a big boy.

00:02:29.000 Yeah.

00:02:29.000 Till's a really big boy.

00:02:30.000 Very smart.

00:02:31.000 Like, whatever advantage that he got from not cutting that extra three pounds, you know, now he's three and a half pounds, now he's lost a little bit of it, I guess.

00:02:41.000 If you're Wonderboy though, you want to drag this into later rounds.

00:02:44.000 You know he's going to come out aggressive.

00:02:45.000 You know he's had some drama cutting weight and he had to cut more weight to maintain it the day of.

00:02:52.000 Yeah, it's all fascinating, man.

00:02:54.000 It's all fascinating.

00:02:55.000 We're going to find out a lot.

00:02:56.000 The other thing is, too, the styles.

00:02:58.000 Like, what Wonderboy does is at kicking distance.

00:03:02.000 Like, if you watch the exchanges that he's at, he moves real good at the waist like a snake, like back and forth.

00:03:09.000 But he wants to keep you not even at Muay Thai kicking distance.

00:03:13.000 He keeps you at karate kicking distance.

00:03:15.000 Far.

00:03:15.000 Which is sideways and very far.

00:03:17.000 Far.

00:03:17.000 Tough to reach.

00:03:18.000 And Darren's got to close that gap.

00:03:20.000 And closing that gap is when Wonderboy's the most dangerous.

00:03:23.000 And if you see some of his training footage, he seems to be concentrating on blitzing in and countering and sidestepping and countering.

00:03:32.000 Like a matador. 0.99

00:03:33.000 If you look at Wonderboy's history, whenever he fights aggressive dudes, they get fucked. 1.00

00:03:38.000 Up. 0.99

00:03:38.000 Yeah, that's like his best style. 0.99

00:03:40.000 That's literally what he wants.

00:03:41.000 He's like, come on, bring it on.

00:03:42.000 And that's what Till wants to do.

00:03:44.000 Yeah, it's very interesting.

00:03:46.000 But I'm telling you, man, nothing in this fight would surprise me.

00:03:48.000 Unless Darren Till just goes out there and just mercs him.

00:03:51.000 Just no respect, mercs him.

00:03:53.000 That's the only thing that would surprise me. 1.00

00:03:54.000 But if Till does win, strap a fucking rocket ship to that boy's back. 0.99

00:03:58.000 Because now that Bisbing's retired, UK needs a face, that's him. 1.00

00:04:01.000 He's the fucking guy, man. 0.99

00:04:03.000 Even if he loses, he could still be that. 1.00

00:04:04.000 He's 25 years old.

00:04:06.000 Yeah, but not to that extent. 0.98

00:04:07.000 You beat Wonderboy and you knock out Wonderboy, it's fucking off to the races.

00:04:14.000 He's a super talented striker, though. 0.93

00:04:16.000 What he did to Cowboy, it wasn't just impressive.

00:04:19.000 It was complete domination.

00:04:22.000 Demoralizing, yeah.

00:04:23.000 Just controlled the range.

00:04:25.000 He controlled every single aspect of the exchanges.

00:04:27.000 Cowboy got like one good knee off at one point in time.

00:04:31.000 And one good right hand to the body.

00:04:33.000 I re-watched the fight the other day.

00:04:35.000 Just to kind of get amped up for this.

00:04:37.000 It's so impressive.

00:04:38.000 Oh, man, he obliterated him.

00:04:39.000 The thing, too, about Till where I think he gets so much hype is a lot of guys talk, like Colby Covington's an amazing, talented fighter.

00:04:46.000 There's a lot of guys who talk a lot of stuff.

00:04:47.000 I'm like, all right, it's more of an act.

00:04:49.000 They're super talented.

00:04:50.000 But when Darren Till talks, I'm like, God, it's almost that Conor McGregor effect. 0.99

00:04:53.000 I'm like, this fool actually believes it. 0.99

00:04:56.000 He believes it, and he has those ridiculous skills, and that's going to go a long ways. 1.00

00:05:00.000 What'd you think? 1.00

00:05:02.000 Damn. 0.99

00:05:02.000 There's going to be no jiu-jitsu in this, Eddie. 0.99

00:05:04.000 No jiu-jitsu. 0.99

00:05:05.000 If it goes to the ground, we're all fucked. 0.99

00:05:07.000 All I know about Darren Till is his fight with Cerrone. 0.99

00:05:10.000 That's it.

00:05:12.000 This card is going to be interesting.

00:05:16.000 You were going to have Gunnar Nelson on the card, though.

00:05:19.000 Is Gunnar Nelson on the card?

00:05:20.000 No, he got hurt.

00:05:21.000 But you're going to have Gunnar Nelson and Neil Magno, which was a fun fight.

00:05:23.000 That's a great fight.

00:05:24.000 They were going to do Gunnar Nelson until, but for whatever reason, they decided to go with Wonderboy.

00:05:28.000 Jason Knight, I know about him.

00:05:30.000 Did he already fight on the undercard, or is he on the main card?

00:05:32.000 He's on the main card.

00:05:33.000 Oh, beautiful.

00:05:33.000 Who is he fighting?

00:05:34.000 He has a tough fight.

00:05:36.000 Oh, my God.

00:05:37.000 He has a tough fight.

00:05:38.000 Very tough fight.

00:05:40.000 Oh, Marikani. 0.94

00:05:41.000 Yeah, he's a monster. 0.99

00:05:42.000 The Japanese guy? 1.00

00:05:43.000 No, no, no.

00:05:45.000 Well, he lives in Finland, but what is his background?

00:05:49.000 He's a...

00:05:49.000 Kurdistan, it says.

00:05:52.000 He's a really good wrestler who also has wild ass strikes, man. 1.00

00:05:56.000 Flying knees and shit. 0.99

00:05:57.000 Super tough fight for your boy, yeah. 1.00

00:05:58.000 Yeah.

00:06:00.000 Neil Magny.

00:06:02.000 Who's Neil Magny fighting now?

00:06:05.000 For Wonderboy, though, there's not a ton of upside for him for this fight.

00:06:09.000 I don't know why he took it, to be honest.

00:06:11.000 It's a good matchup for him, but you're in dangerous territory, right?

00:06:16.000 You're fighting the number nine guy.

00:06:17.000 You're ranked number one.

00:06:18.000 He misses weight.

00:06:20.000 He's huge.

00:06:22.000 I feel like all the pressure's off Wonderboy right now, especially after he's missing weight.

00:06:26.000 But if you're Wonderboy, even if you starch Till, they're not giving you a title shot.

00:06:31.000 Until Woodley loses that strap, Wonderboy's not fighting for a title.

00:06:35.000 14-2-1 for Wonderboy.

00:06:38.000 You gotta remember, the only loss was to Tyron Woodley and then to Matt Brown.

00:06:43.000 Those two fights and one draw with Woodley.

00:06:47.000 Crazy.

00:06:49.000 Why couldn't he fight Woodley again? 0.91

00:06:52.000 Well, that's what he's asking.

00:06:54.000 First of all, he's saying, why don't I get a shot at the interim title?

00:06:57.000 How are you giving the interim title to Colby Covington, who only beat Damian Maia, who's 40 years old, who's clearly past his prime?

00:07:03.000 How is that good enough to get him a shot at the interim title? 0.98

00:07:07.000 We talked a lot of shit. 0.99

00:07:09.000 That's it. 1.00

00:07:10.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:07:10.000 That's basically it.

00:07:11.000 That goes a long way.

00:07:12.000 But at the same time, yeah, it goes a long way this day and age.

00:07:14.000 But at the same time with RDA, you know, they're not doing Colby any favors.

00:07:18.000 Send him down to Brazil. 0.55

00:07:19.000 Oh, no, I'm sorry.

00:07:19.000 It's in Chicago.

00:07:20.000 Yeah, Chicago.

00:07:21.000 Chicago to fight RDA, which is, if you look at Colby's style, it's probably the worst matchup for him.

00:07:26.000 He's a heavy underdog.

00:07:27.000 So I'm hoping, not hoping, I think what their plan would be, RDA wins that, fights Woodley, which is a tough matchup for Woodley, and if RDA were able to beat Woodley, then you have Wonderboy slip in there. 0.63

00:07:39.000 Or Colby wins, and then you got mad shit talking with him and Woodley, and it gets very interesting.

00:07:46.000 It gets super interesting. 0.92

00:07:48.000 I like that fight.

00:07:48.000 It's a good fight.

00:07:49.000 I like Colby and Tyron.

00:07:50.000 Colby's the underdog in every one of those fights.

00:07:52.000 He is.

00:07:53.000 But RDA-Woodley, you got a barn burn in your hands.

00:07:55.000 That's a great matchup.

00:07:56.000 Yeah.

00:07:57.000 RDA-Woodley's very interesting.

00:07:59.000 Because as much as they, you know, I love Woodley, I think his style is ridiculous, he's going to be tough to beat.

00:08:04.000 You know, I think they want some bit of turnover in there with Woodley.

00:08:07.000 They want some turnover.

00:08:09.000 What is RDA going to do to Woodley?

00:08:12.000 I mean, he's not going to be able to take him down.

00:08:14.000 No.

00:08:14.000 The only thing he's got going on is striking.

00:08:16.000 And his movement's good.

00:08:17.000 And if it does go to the ground...

00:08:21.000 Woodley's a tough one to beat for anybody.

00:08:24.000 Even RDA is striking.

00:08:26.000 Woodley has, I'll put you to sleep, instantly striking.

00:08:29.000 Woodley has more power.

00:08:30.000 RDA has better fundamentals, I would say.

00:08:33.000 As far as putting Muay Thai, putting it together, kicks with the hands.

00:08:35.000 You put that speed, the power, the explosiveness. 1.00

00:08:38.000 Woodley's a goddamn knight, man. 0.99

00:08:39.000 He's terrified. 1.00

00:08:40.000 Woodley's still the favorite in that fight.

00:08:42.000 It's not going to the ground.

00:08:42.000 Unless Woodley wants it to.

00:08:44.000 Woodley just got through shoulder surgery.

00:08:46.000 He just got his labrum repaired, which is not the worst shoulder surgery.

00:08:51.000 What does that mean exactly?

00:08:52.000 He stapled the labrum back to his bone? 0.54

00:08:55.000 No, the labrum, he had some sort of a tear in it that fucked up in the Damien Maia fight instantly. 0.98

00:09:01.000 They stitch it back together again, but he's gone through crazy PRP and all kinds of other shit. 0.86

00:09:05.000 Now, he put up a video of him hitting mitts, and it's only been about three months since the surgery, and he's hitting mitts hard. 0.63

00:09:13.000 I don't know if that's an old video, though.

00:09:17.000 You know, he put up this video of him.

00:09:19.000 He's a freak, though.

00:09:20.000 He might be getting some injections in there. 0.61

00:09:22.000 He definitely got some injections.

00:09:23.000 He was talking about all the different things he was going to do.

00:09:26.000 He came on the podcast just a few weeks after shoulder surgery, and he was moving around normal and moving his hands around normal.

00:09:33.000 But it really depends entirely on how bad this is.

00:09:36.000 The big one is the bicep tendon.

00:09:38.000 When the bicep tendon gets torn off the muscle or off the bone, and then they have to put it back in, staple it down.

00:09:44.000 It does work right now.

00:09:46.000 Now it does.

00:09:47.000 Not for pitchers. 1.00

00:09:48.000 If you're a pitcher and that shit goes south, you're diggity done. 0.99

00:09:52.000 But for a fighter, no problem. 0.99

00:09:54.000 It doesn't seem to be a problem for fighters.

00:09:55.000 But I bet Woodley, so you got RDA, Colby, so obviously the winner of that will fight Woodley.

00:10:01.000 End of the year.

00:10:01.000 Woodley will be back in the year.

00:10:03.000 No doubt.

00:10:03.000 Yeah, could very well be on the December 31st card.

00:10:07.000 You know, that's a big one.

00:10:08.000 Huge card.

00:10:08.000 You know, I mean, I think they were trying to talk about him being on the August card in L.A., but that's not going to happen.

00:10:15.000 That's a damn good card right now, right?

00:10:17.000 L.A. is? 0.99

00:10:19.000 Isn't it?

00:10:19.000 Well, they were waiting for GSB Nate, and obviously that's not happening, so who do you have now in L.A.? Let's see.

00:10:25.000 Let's pull that up.

00:10:26.000 Did they find an opponent for Zybit? 0.87

00:10:31.000 We're just going to be at Staples?

00:10:32.000 Yeah.

00:10:33.000 Well, they want to do Cyborg versus Nunes.

00:10:37.000 Not happening.

00:10:37.000 Nunes suspended.

00:10:38.000 Is she?

00:10:39.000 Yeah.

00:10:39.000 What'd she hurt?

00:10:41.000 Her hands from whooping that ass. 1.00

00:10:43.000 Whooping that ass? 1.00

00:10:44.000 Damn. 1.00

00:10:45.000 Oh yeah, TJ and Cody. 1.00

00:10:48.000 Damn! 0.99

00:10:50.000 That's LA? Yeah. 1.00

00:10:51.000 Oh, I'm very excited.

00:10:53.000 What's the date of Struggle Street right now?

00:10:54.000 What's the date?

00:10:55.000 Not nearly as good.

00:10:56.000 August 4th.

00:10:57.000 The card's not nearly as good as it was going to be.

00:10:59.000 No, it was going to be a bar burner, but Chicago's stacked.

00:11:05.000 Yeah, so far this card is not the greatest.

00:11:08.000 Well, it has a lot of time.

00:11:09.000 It has some time, though.

00:11:12.000 It does.

00:11:12.000 We're only in May.

00:11:13.000 And there's some great fights coming up.

00:11:18.000 Robert Whittaker, Yoel Romero, son!

00:11:22.000 Chicago is one of the best cards ever.

00:11:25.000 Dos Anjos, Colby Covington, Holly Holm, Megan Anderson.

00:11:29.000 Hey, let this sink in.

00:11:30.000 You got CM Punk versus that, I forget his name, Jackson.

00:11:33.000 Over, Overeem, Curtis Blaze, Claudio Gadeja, Esparza.

00:11:37.000 That's so disgusting.

00:11:38.000 And then on the undercard, you got Rashad Evans.

00:11:40.000 And my boy, Joey Benavidez versus Pettis.

00:11:44.000 CM Punk said, take a seat, y'all.

00:11:46.000 That is so crazy.

00:11:48.000 Mike Jackson, that's right.

00:11:49.000 That is so crazy to me.

00:11:52.000 0-1 versus 0-1.

00:11:54.000 Does that piss you off?

00:11:56.000 No, because I get it.

00:11:57.000 Because I'm not a fighter.

00:11:58.000 If I was a fighter, I'd be furious.

00:12:00.000 But out of the game, in entertainment, I'm like, I get what you're doing.

00:12:03.000 Selling some wolf tickets there.

00:12:06.000 I get what you're doing.

00:12:07.000 It's the worst fight of all time in UFC history, skill-wise.

00:12:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:12.000 Spicely's good.

00:12:12.000 He's about to fight now.

00:12:14.000 Eric Spicely?

00:12:15.000 What do you guys know about him?

00:12:16.000 I don't know anything about him.

00:12:17.000 No?

00:12:18.000 I mean, I've probably seen him fight before.

00:12:19.000 He's a black belt in jiu-jitsu.

00:12:21.000 His jiu-jitsu is really good.

00:12:22.000 Yeah, he's the favorite.

00:12:23.000 He's really good.

00:12:23.000 He's a weird body.

00:12:26.000 Where's he from, Jay?

00:12:28.000 Somewhere on the East Coast.

00:12:29.000 When he's in LA, he comes through my school.

00:12:31.000 He's really good.

00:12:33.000 He merks everybody.

00:12:34.000 Really?

00:12:34.000 Yeah.

00:12:35.000 Does that CM Punk Jackson stuff bother you, Joe, or are you used to it now?

00:12:39.000 It bothers me.

00:12:39.000 Yeah.

00:12:40.000 I don't like it.

00:12:41.000 I don't mind him fighting.

00:12:42.000 I think it's great that he's fighting.

00:12:43.000 In the UFC. I think it's great that he's testing himself.

00:12:44.000 In the UFC. Even if they wanted to do it in the UFC, have him on the prelims, put him on FS1, make it...

00:12:53.000 You know, make it a fight pass thing.

00:12:55.000 I think his contract won't allow that.

00:12:57.000 I think his contract has to be pay-per-view.

00:12:59.000 I'd assume if you're seeing Punk, you're that big of a draw.

00:13:02.000 Maybe he was.

00:13:03.000 Is he still?

00:13:04.000 Do you think?

00:13:05.000 How many people are going to buy that pay-per-view to watch him fight?

00:13:08.000 I don't know.

00:13:09.000 Sam Punk?

00:13:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:10.000 That first one he got his ass whipped so bad. 1.00

00:13:13.000 Is the WWE raging? 0.99

00:13:15.000 Huge.

00:13:16.000 It's huge.

00:13:17.000 People are actually going.

00:13:19.000 So just like that Raw, the Raw series, which Fox has now, which a lot of people, I don't think they realize, Fox decided to go with the WWE instead of the UFC. They turned down the UFC and went with WWE. And now they have the Raw series, which gets like three-something million viewers every time they air it.

00:13:37.000 It's a built-in audience.

00:13:38.000 It's crazy.

00:13:39.000 I always bet on dudes who have hairy backs. 0.99

00:13:43.000 Yeah, their testosterone is usually way higher than everyone else's.

00:13:46.000 And he's going bald.

00:13:47.000 Two or two for two. 1.00

00:13:48.000 He's got some fucking gorilla back. 1.00

00:13:50.000 Look at that shit. 1.00

00:13:51.000 That's some werewolf type shit. 1.00

00:13:53.000 But not hairy legs, which is weird. 0.99

00:13:55.000 Yeah, very strange.

00:13:56.000 That's not weird.

00:13:57.000 That's some weird hair placement.

00:13:59.000 Unless he's trying to slip out of leg locks.

00:14:03.000 He's got his legs all shaved down.

00:14:05.000 He's got a weird body though, right?

00:14:07.000 Yeah, it's interesting.

00:14:08.000 He's a character.

00:14:09.000 If he goes to the ground, homeboy's in trouble.

00:14:12.000 Good jab.

00:14:13.000 He's got a good jab.

00:14:16.000 Look at that pop-pop.

00:14:18.000 You know, good range.

00:14:19.000 Oh! 0.99

00:14:23.000 Damn, Stewart just popped in. 0.99

00:14:24.000 Where's Stewart from? 0.99

00:14:25.000 He had a white flag.

00:14:26.000 It looked like a Red Cross flag.

00:14:28.000 That's country.

00:14:29.000 Dude, have you seen...

00:14:31.000 Oh, that's England? 1.00

00:14:31.000 Fucking England, lad. 1.00

00:14:33.000 Yeah, the what? 1.00

00:14:34.000 Come on.

00:14:34.000 Scouse, lad.

00:14:35.000 I'm sorry.

00:14:37.000 I forgot.

00:14:37.000 That's why he was in Braveheart.

00:14:39.000 I forgot. 0.99

00:14:39.000 Fucking Braveheart. 0.99

00:14:41.000 I haven't seen Braveheart in 10 years. 0.99

00:14:42.000 That was Scotland, bro.

00:14:44.000 That's a totally different country. 1.00

00:14:46.000 God damn it, Kenny. 1.00

00:14:47.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:14:47.000 Okay. 1.00

00:14:48.000 It's still United Kingdom, though.

00:14:49.000 It's true.

00:14:50.000 Good point.

00:14:51.000 Good point.

00:14:52.000 Yeah, we were talking before the podcast about how good Renato La Ronja's scouse is. 0.99

00:14:57.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:14:58.000 His Liverpool accent. 1.00

00:14:59.000 It's so good. 0.99

00:15:00.000 It's fucking amazing. 0.98

00:15:00.000 It's so good. 0.98

00:15:01.000 He's so talented.

00:15:02.000 Yours was good, too, the other night.

00:15:04.000 Mine? 0.98

00:15:05.000 Yeah, your gentile was fucking good. 0.99

00:15:07.000 I don't know what I was doing. 0.98

00:15:07.000 It was good. 0.98

00:15:08.000 That was high.

00:15:08.000 Yeah, it was good, though.

00:15:09.000 I was channeling.

00:15:10.000 Super legit, though.

00:15:12.000 I'm doing everything I can to prepare.

00:15:16.000 Yeah, a lot of pressure on that kid.

00:15:18.000 Yeah, well, it's crazy if this is all going on, as we heard, that while his girlfriend is pregnant and in the hospital.

00:15:26.000 And she's having issues, like with the baby? 0.97

00:15:28.000 Mm-hmm.

00:15:28.000 I can't imagine.

00:15:29.000 Check this out.

00:15:29.000 He's about to take him down.

00:15:30.000 We've been through pregnancies before.

00:15:31.000 It's terrifying.

00:15:32.000 Oh, he's going to take him down.

00:15:33.000 Oh, you just want a healthy baby. 0.80

00:15:34.000 That's the last thing you want to deal with fight week.

00:15:36.000 Exactly.

00:15:36.000 There it goes.

00:15:37.000 Yeah.

00:15:37.000 Oh, maybe not.

00:15:39.000 Maybe not.

00:15:39.000 Is it the same baby mom or a different one?

00:15:41.000 We probably don't know.

00:15:42.000 I have zero idea.

00:15:43.000 Did you sync up?

00:15:44.000 Do people know where we're at?

00:15:47.000 No.

00:15:47.000 You still do that?

00:15:48.000 Yeah.

00:15:49.000 Is that necessary?

00:15:49.000 Do we have a number on the screen, Jamie?

00:15:54.000 239. Jamie hooks it up on the screen now.

00:15:56.000 Oh, okay.

00:15:57.000 So people are watching it.

00:15:58.000 Oh, tight move, Jamie. 1.00

00:15:59.000 Jamie's on the fucking ball side. 0.99

00:16:01.000 Jamie is vibrant today because it's game seven of the Cavs. 0.99

00:16:05.000 He's all nervous.

00:16:05.000 Oh, look at him.

00:16:06.000 He's got double C's.

00:16:07.000 Double C's.

00:16:08.000 Gotta go all in.

00:16:10.000 Whatever it takes.

00:16:11.000 Did you wake up and pray this morning, Jamie, for LeBron James' health? 0.99

00:16:16.000 He burnt some incense and shit. 0.99

00:16:17.000 Kevin Love to come back. 0.98

00:16:18.000 I saw that three-pointer that he hit, like, I don't know, game six or something.

00:16:23.000 The game winner.

00:16:24.000 They actually have something interesting going on.

00:16:25.000 They have a concussion protocol that's getting one of their players out.

00:16:28.000 So, like, a guy got hit in the head during the game, and he can't play until he goes through, like, five tests.

00:16:32.000 Kevin Love?

00:16:32.000 Yeah, so he's missing the game.

00:16:33.000 For fucking basketball? 0.99

00:16:34.000 For game seven? 1.00

00:16:35.000 Yeah. 0.72

00:16:36.000 I like Kevin Love because he's a UCLA guy, but man the fuck up.

00:16:40.000 It's not him, it's the league. 0.99

00:16:42.000 There's rules and shit. 0.99

00:16:43.000 Why would they do that? 0.98

00:16:44.000 It's not him.

00:16:44.000 It's not him, it's the rules.

00:16:45.000 But why would they do that for basketball?

00:16:47.000 Brain damage, bro.

00:16:48.000 Has there ever been some CTE in basketball?

00:16:50.000 Sure.

00:16:50.000 Really?

00:16:51.000 Who?

00:16:51.000 There's a couple players that have had some problems.

00:16:53.000 Really?

00:16:54.000 It's not rampant like the NFL, obviously, but they get in trouble and they don't want to be liable just like the NFL. They get sued at the end of the day.

00:16:59.000 Makes sense.

00:17:00.000 Makes sense.

00:17:02.000 Crazy though, huh?

00:17:04.000 The last people you'd think would be putting people on the bench.

00:17:07.000 Oh, I know.

00:17:08.000 Especially Game 7. So what's going on with the ESPN deal?

00:17:11.000 When does that start?

00:17:12.000 I don't know.

00:17:13.000 So UFC's going to be on ESPN now?

00:17:15.000 Yeah.

00:17:15.000 No more Fox.

00:17:16.000 No more Fox.

00:17:17.000 That's done.

00:17:17.000 No more Fox.

00:17:18.000 No, it finishes at the end of this year.

00:17:20.000 It was supposed to be Fox and ESPN were going to split it, right?

00:17:24.000 Yeah, and then Fox didn't want to pay the premium.

00:17:26.000 But I think it's better.

00:17:27.000 I think it was a home run for the UFC, man, to land at ESPN. It's as serious as it gets as far as major sports.

00:17:34.000 It's on one network.

00:17:36.000 And also, with ESPN, so you have ESPN +, which will get some fight nights, and you have regular ESPN, ESPN2. With Fox, not that they didn't do a great job, but it was FXX. I think ESPN can learn from the mistakes from Fox and just make it that much better.

00:17:55.000 I think you're right about that because there's been some times that I thought I had my DVR set, but then I get home and it was on FS1. I'm like, motherfucker! 0.99

00:18:03.000 Or sometimes it's like my bat NASCAR is playing, so go to FXX times 6. It's like, well, fuck, man. 1.00

00:18:10.000 Where's that at? 1.00

00:18:11.000 Or a baseball game goes long and you've got to go to FS2. You've got to find it.

00:18:16.000 Where is that?

00:18:17.000 Is that 672?

00:18:18.000 My only concern on ESPN is because ESPN obviously has the NFL, has the NBA. How much focus are we going to put on the UFC? We don't want to be the side chick. 0.96

00:18:28.000 Right.

00:18:29.000 Because they're married to the NBA, NFL. That's their baby.

00:18:32.000 Is the UFC going to be the side chick?

00:18:34.000 Right.

00:18:34.000 Good point.

00:18:35.000 That's what you don't want.

00:18:35.000 But they've been putting on some good boxing matches.

00:18:38.000 They had the Lomachenko fight.

00:18:39.000 Yeah, Lomachenko contracted Lomachenko.

00:18:41.000 Yeah, they had another really good fight on recently, too.

00:18:44.000 I got Lomachenko on my podcast coming up.

00:18:46.000 Ooh.

00:18:47.000 Yeah.

00:18:47.000 Excited for that.

00:18:48.000 I don't know how his English is, but we'll figure it out.

00:18:50.000 Yeah, they contacted me too.

00:18:53.000 Yeah.

00:18:53.000 I think I'm going to have them on as well.

00:18:55.000 Might as well.

00:18:56.000 Might as well.

00:18:56.000 I got questions.

00:18:58.000 I got a lot of questions.

00:18:59.000 I'm going to watch yours first.

00:19:03.000 Make up my mind if I pull the trigger on that.

00:19:06.000 Like, ooh, this one ain't so good.

00:19:08.000 I'm Fox, ESPN. Learn from my mistakes.

00:19:12.000 Get a translator.

00:19:13.000 Sometimes it's like you think it'd be a good idea to have somebody on, but if you had them on, it'd be like, ooh, how long could you talk to them?

00:19:20.000 I know.

00:19:20.000 Well, it'd be for the Showtime below the TV show, so it's only a six-minute segment.

00:19:26.000 Yeah, when you've had Cyborg on, but you've had her on with her boyfriend, her boyfriend translates?

00:19:32.000 Yeah.

00:19:33.000 Well, no, her English is pretty good, but if there's ever issues, she'll, like, take over, you know?

00:19:37.000 Like, she'll explain it, and then it's a little, I'm a little like, God, I don't know what you're talking about right now, and then she'll take over.

00:19:42.000 But it works great, yeah.

00:19:44.000 It's hard.

00:19:45.000 When I had Yoel on, it was the best, because Joey was translating for Yoel.

00:19:51.000 No one better than Joey did translate.

00:19:53.000 It was great. 0.99

00:19:54.000 It's a fucking hard gig, though. 0.99

00:19:56.000 Translating? 0.99

00:19:57.000 Nightmare.

00:19:58.000 You should have Joey do it for all the fun.

00:20:00.000 I mean, Eddie, you speak Spanish.

00:20:01.000 You know how hard it is.

00:20:02.000 I barely speak Spanish.

00:20:03.000 But you speak enough to talk to people.

00:20:05.000 Yeah.

00:20:06.000 You know, we keep it light.

00:20:08.000 As soon as we get deep, I'm lost.

00:20:10.000 It sounds like Iranian.

00:20:11.000 They start real flowing fast.

00:20:13.000 Yeah, my grandma, when she started, you know, I was the first of the grandkids to lose Spanish and felt really shameful because of that.

00:20:22.000 But man, it was really embarrassing hanging out with my grandmother and she's going off and I'm like, I don't know what she's saying.

00:20:29.000 I'm looking over to my aunts and my uncles.

00:20:31.000 I'm like, what did she just say?

00:20:34.000 It's very embarrassing.

00:20:35.000 It's tough when you have a translator because you don't get in that flow.

00:20:39.000 There's a flow and you're kind of connecting, going back and forth.

00:20:42.000 Where if there's a translator, the chemistry's not there. 0.96

00:20:46.000 You don't have that fun kind of flow.

00:20:48.000 But the one thing that is good, though, what I find is that it allows you more time to think about what you're going to say. 0.99

00:20:55.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:20:56.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:20:58.000 Stewart's teeing off. 1.00

00:21:00.000 Ooh, spicy coming back.

00:21:03.000 But sometimes when I have too much time to think about the question, it's not as good, it's not as organic.

00:21:09.000 Then I feel like I work for ESPN or something like that.

00:21:12.000 Right, I know exactly what you're talking about.

00:21:13.000 And I don't want to be that good.

00:21:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? 0.97

00:21:16.000 That's the hard part of having these conversations with people, is keeping them conversations and not turning them into some corny-ass fucking interview. 0.98

00:21:24.000 The worst. 0.98

00:21:25.000 There's nothing worse.

00:21:26.000 But sometimes you have to do that.

00:21:27.000 If you can't, like sometimes I feel myself, especially with certain bonds. 1.00

00:21:31.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:21:31.000 Oh, you got hurt. 1.00

00:21:32.000 You got hurt. 1.00

00:21:33.000 Damn. 1.00

00:21:36.000 Oh, he's covering up. 1.00

00:21:38.000 That's it.

00:21:39.000 Stewart was an underdog, too, in this. 1.00

00:21:41.000 Damn. 1.00

00:21:43.000 Hit him with some bombs. 1.00

00:21:44.000 England coming in strong. 0.99

00:21:45.000 Yeah, man, I've watched those interviews, those standard interviews now, where, you know, there's no connection between the person talking and the other person answering the questions, and they're so gross.

00:21:55.000 You know, I was having this conversation with Ken Jeong.

00:21:59.000 Yeah, Dr. Ken?

00:22:00.000 Yeah, Dr. Ken, who's amazing.

00:22:01.000 Might be the nicest guy in the world.

00:22:03.000 He's a sweetheart.

00:22:03.000 But he doesn't do a lot of...

00:22:04.000 He's like, podcast?

00:22:06.000 Really?

00:22:06.000 I'm like, dude, have your public set up Joe or something.

00:22:08.000 The podcast, it's as big as it gets, man.

00:22:11.000 He's like, yeah.

00:22:12.000 And the example I gave him, I go, say you went on Tonight Show and you do a four-minute segment, you're going to have to...

00:22:18.000 You're literally promoting whatever movie or the stand-up, your special coming out.

00:22:22.000 That's all you're doing is promoting, trying to get people to buy that.

00:22:25.000 That's not real, man.

00:22:27.000 That's not the real you.

00:22:29.000 If we film this, people are going to be a fan of you.

00:22:31.000 Then buy whatever you're going to be into or whatever you're pitching.

00:22:33.000 That's a much better way to go.

00:22:35.000 There's no time limit.

00:22:36.000 There's no restrictions.

00:22:37.000 It's crazy that there's no other place for that.

00:22:41.000 Even Howard Stern would do interviews with people. 1.00

00:22:43.000 He would get people to say a lot of shit. 1.00

00:22:45.000 He had an agenda. 1.00

00:22:46.000 Yeah.

00:22:47.000 He had an agenda.

00:22:47.000 Howard Stern had an agenda?

00:22:49.000 Typically, yeah. 0.99

00:22:50.000 To get, like, dirt out, you want to find out who you're fucking. 0.99

00:22:53.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:22:54.000 That's an agenda, though.

00:22:55.000 That's an agenda, though.

00:22:55.000 He wasn't just having a conversation with you.

00:22:58.000 Yeah.

00:22:58.000 He calls himself the dentist.

00:23:00.000 Okay.

00:23:00.000 I get it.

00:23:02.000 Does he fuck people's teeth up? 0.99

00:23:03.000 Does he have nice teeth? 0.99

00:23:04.000 He's actually a dentist.

00:23:05.000 Well, I hope he has bad teeth.

00:23:06.000 No, he knocks. 0.79

00:23:06.000 He pulls people's teeth out. 0.79

00:23:08.000 It's hard.

00:23:09.000 With his fists.

00:23:09.000 For sure.

00:23:11.000 That's a terrible name.

00:23:13.000 Yeah, well, it's already been taken, too.

00:23:15.000 Josh Nier.

00:23:15.000 Remember?

00:23:16.000 Come on, bro.

00:23:16.000 Old school.

00:23:17.000 That's a great name, dude that knocks teeth out.

00:23:19.000 Yeah, come on, man.

00:23:20.000 That's beautiful.

00:23:21.000 Josh Nier, in my opinion, he's a guy that if you're a hardcore fan, you know who Josh Nier is.

00:23:28.000 And Josh Nier's been around a long time.

00:23:30.000 The new fans don't know him, though.

00:23:31.000 So they're like, ooh, dentist?

00:23:32.000 That's so cool.

00:23:33.000 Still.

00:23:34.000 That's like calling yourself Hands of Stone if you're a boxer. 1.00

00:23:36.000 Lay the fuck off. 0.99

00:23:38.000 Yeah, true. 0.99

00:23:38.000 That's Roberto Duran. 0.99

00:23:39.000 Back the fuck up. 0.78

00:23:40.000 Not saying that Josh Neer's in the same breath as Roberto Duran, but as a fan, a fan for a long time, yeah, that's his nickname. 0.98

00:23:48.000 Someone had hands of stone, though.

00:23:50.000 John Lineker.

00:23:51.000 John Lineker.

00:23:52.000 Someone from Canada.

00:23:53.000 What about Hominick or Sam Stout, one of them?

00:23:57.000 Sam Stout, that's right.

00:23:58.000 He did it, too.

00:23:59.000 But so did Homeboy and Strikeforce that came over to the UFC. They almost had the double knockout.

00:24:06.000 He hit a homeboy with a body shot and he got knocked out.

00:24:10.000 What's his name?

00:24:11.000 Scott Smith.

00:24:13.000 Yeah, Scott Smith.

00:24:14.000 Hands of Stones, right?

00:24:15.000 Hands of Steel?

00:24:15.000 Steel.

00:24:17.000 There's a lot of that.

00:24:19.000 There's a lot of that going around. 0.99

00:24:21.000 Some people just go hard with those fucking made-up nicknames and make them up for themselves. 0.99

00:24:25.000 Yeah, you can't do that, man. 0.99

00:24:27.000 You can't give yourself a nickname.

00:24:29.000 You just can't do that.

00:24:30.000 People do all the time.

00:24:31.000 I know you can't, though.

00:24:31.000 It doesn't work that way.

00:24:33.000 Yeah.

00:24:34.000 Like, imagine if you were a kid who went in the neighborhood and just gave yourself a nickname. 1.00

00:24:36.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:24:37.000 We're calling you this. 1.00

00:24:38.000 Exactly!

00:24:39.000 Exactly.

00:24:40.000 Nah, man.

00:24:40.000 I'm the Dark Knight.

00:24:41.000 No, you're not.

00:24:42.000 Well, that's what I like about Brazilians. 0.99

00:24:44.000 They all have silly nicknames, like Shoe Face. 0.99

00:24:48.000 Tree Stump? 0.97

00:24:49.000 Yeah.

00:24:50.000 It's great.

00:24:51.000 They have fun nicknames.

00:24:51.000 Hell yeah.

00:24:55.000 If it's 2018 and you're just starting out and you call yourself the Pitbull, fuck off. 1.00

00:25:01.000 Get the fuck out of my face. 1.00

00:25:03.000 Get out of here, man. 1.00

00:25:04.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:25:05.000 There's some that are off limits. 1.00

00:25:06.000 Is that the most common one?

00:25:07.000 It might be.

00:25:08.000 That might be.

00:25:09.000 Pitbull's There's about seven pitbulls in Bellator. 0.95

00:25:12.000 There's three in UFC at least.

00:25:14.000 And there's girls too.

00:25:16.000 Isn't there other cool dogs?

00:25:18.000 Jack Russell.

00:25:21.000 That's the coolest one.

00:25:23.000 They're cool.

00:25:24.000 They designed to hunt rats.

00:25:26.000 Those are rat hunters.

00:25:28.000 Have you ever seen that Netflix documentary where they use Jack Russell terriers to get rats?

00:25:32.000 There you go.

00:25:32.000 Yo, it's crazy.

00:25:33.000 Damn, it's perfect. 0.99

00:25:34.000 I don't feel like I want to watch that. 0.99

00:25:35.000 They tear them apart.

00:25:36.000 For an hour?

00:25:37.000 No, no, no. 1.00

00:25:37.000 The documentary's all on how fucked up rats are and how many of them are. 1.00

00:25:41.000 Oh, gotcha. 1.00

00:25:42.000 You ever see that?

00:25:43.000 Dude, it will freaking stop.

00:25:44.000 And they use Jack Russells to go after rats?

00:25:46.000 Yeah, that is why Jack Russells are so aggressive. 1.00

00:25:50.000 Little Terriers, it's one of the reasons why they're so aggressive is because they're constantly chasing after these fucking rats. 1.00

00:25:57.000 When they get them, they tear these rats apart, man. 1.00

00:25:59.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:26:00.000 Damn. 1.00

00:26:00.000 Dude, those are some bush league dogs. 1.00

00:26:02.000 That's a mix.

00:26:03.000 The Jamie, that's from the movie?

00:26:05.000 These are, but there's a bunch of them.

00:26:07.000 These are all.

00:26:07.000 But Jack Russell Terriers in particular, one of the reasons why they're so small and so aggressive, they would go into holes and go after rats.

00:26:15.000 Dude, look at the blood on the back. 0.99

00:26:17.000 Where the fuck are they? 0.99

00:26:18.000 A Michael Vick video. 1.00

00:26:20.000 Dark place.

00:26:21.000 Ugh. 0.74

00:26:22.000 But this documentary will freak you the fuck out. 0.99

00:26:25.000 There's more rats than there are people in New York City. 1.00

00:26:27.000 Aren't there like 30 million or 60 million rats or some shit? 1.00

00:26:30.000 Something insane. 1.00

00:26:31.000 Something crazy.

00:26:32.000 Something insane.

00:26:32.000 And they have like all sorts of diseases.

00:26:34.000 Everything that can kill you. 1.00

00:26:35.000 They have all kinds of deadly shit. 1.00

00:26:37.000 You just don't get it. 1.00

00:26:38.000 Because most people don't get bit by rats.

00:26:40.000 And they're smart.

00:26:41.000 But we need rats though, right? 0.94

00:26:42.000 Don't they eat the trash? 0.80

00:26:44.000 That's a good question.

00:26:44.000 Do they eat the trash?

00:26:47.000 How come we just can't just breed rats and just throw them in the dump and just have them eat? 1.00

00:26:51.000 I don't think they eat like fucking milk containers. 1.00

00:26:57.000 Breed Eddie Bravo's got a rat breeding service. 1.00

00:27:00.000 Releases them in the dump.

00:27:01.000 Yo, they eat cans.

00:27:05.000 Plastic! 1.00

00:27:06.000 Yeah, but now we gotta get rid of the rat shit. 1.00

00:27:08.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:27:09.000 I didn't think of that. 1.00

00:27:10.000 Hey, use it as fertilizer. 1.00

00:27:11.000 Dude, that can't be good for the dog's mouth. 0.62

00:27:13.000 Jimmy Manoa.

00:27:15.000 Boom, boom, boom.

00:27:16.000 He's a fun hot minute.

00:27:18.000 When did he fight last?

00:27:20.000 He lost to somebody.

00:27:22.000 I thought he starched homeboy, the wrestler.

00:27:25.000 Oh, Nordin Taleb.

00:27:28.000 He's very good.

00:27:29.000 That guy's good. 0.98

00:27:30.000 He's nasty. 0.97

00:27:32.000 Isn't he TriStar? 0.99

00:27:33.000 Yeah, he is.

00:27:34.000 He looks like the guy with the rose in his mouth from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.

00:27:37.000 He does!

00:27:38.000 Doesn't he?

00:27:39.000 He does!

00:27:40.000 Identical.

00:27:41.000 He does.

00:27:42.000 Darren Till's got some prominent cheekbones, huh?

00:27:44.000 Yeah, he does.

00:27:45.000 Gorilla-like.

00:27:46.000 I bet that's why he got that nickname, the Gorilla.

00:27:48.000 He looks like he's got at least 5% Neanderthal.

00:27:52.000 Do you think someone gave him that nickname?

00:27:54.000 The Gorilla?

00:27:55.000 Yeah.

00:27:56.000 I hope so.

00:27:57.000 Me too.

00:27:58.000 That bumps me out.

00:28:00.000 When people give themselves their own nicknames.

00:28:03.000 I call myself the gorilla.

00:28:04.000 I hated my nickname the Twister so much. 1.00

00:28:07.000 I hated that shit because it sounds pretty homosexual. 1.00

00:28:11.000 The Twister? 1.00

00:28:12.000 Yeah.

00:28:14.000 Because Higgin and Jean-Jacques would always call me that.

00:28:16.000 Because of the guillotine.

00:28:18.000 They called the wrestlers guillotine the Twister.

00:28:20.000 And I asked Jean-Jacques, I'm like, how do you say the Twister in Portuguese?

00:28:25.000 And he goes, Tornado.

00:28:26.000 I go, can you call me that?

00:28:27.000 That sounds way better.

00:28:28.000 Tornado's sick!

00:28:29.000 Yeah, call me that.

00:28:30.000 That sounds sexy.

00:28:31.000 They would never call me that.

00:28:32.000 I kept calling me Twister.

00:28:34.000 And it started sounding good when I'd compete and people would start yelling at Twister.

00:28:39.000 Then I thought, okay, okay, I think I like it now.

00:28:42.000 I dig it, man.

00:28:43.000 Tornado.

00:28:44.000 Tornado.

00:28:45.000 I just kept thinking of the game, the twister and the yellow dots and the green dots.

00:28:48.000 You should get a tattoo that says El Tornado.

00:28:51.000 Yes. 1.00

00:28:52.000 That's fucking dope. 1.00

00:28:53.000 It never stuck. 1.00

00:28:53.000 Why don't you get... 1.00

00:28:54.000 It's sticking right now.

00:28:55.000 No, I'm going to call you that.

00:28:56.000 Tornado? 1.00

00:28:57.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:28:58.000 That's way better than the Twister. 1.00

00:29:00.000 Dude, that's a great word.

00:29:01.000 Sounds sexy.

00:29:02.000 Tornado.

00:29:03.000 Sounds dangerous.

00:29:04.000 Tornado.

00:29:05.000 Tornado.

00:29:06.000 This summer.

00:29:07.000 Tornado.

00:29:08.000 There you go.

00:29:08.000 That would be a great license plate if you could fit all those words.

00:29:12.000 Tornado.

00:29:12.000 Tornado with an O. Wait a minute.

00:29:15.000 Tornado does have a no. 0.86

00:29:17.000 It's the exact same thing.

00:29:18.000 It's A. There's an A in there.

00:29:20.000 Oh, we're just saying it different.

00:29:21.000 Instead of tornado, no, there's to-ra-na-do.

00:29:24.000 There's an A in there.

00:29:26.000 In English it's tornade.

00:29:27.000 Tornade.

00:29:28.000 And in Spanish it's tornado.

00:29:30.000 Is it?

00:29:30.000 No, I'm just not.

00:29:33.000 Tora.

00:29:33.000 The A. Toranado.

00:29:35.000 That's what makes it dope.

00:29:36.000 You can't pick your nickname.

00:29:38.000 Like, Callan called me Big Brown for the longest.

00:29:40.000 I'm like, why is it? 0.99

00:29:40.000 Because you're Big fucking Brown. 0.99

00:29:42.000 That's just what... 1.00

00:29:42.000 And then I would walk by, people would yell out, Big Brown! 1.00

00:29:45.000 It's like, alright, well, fuck it. 1.00

00:29:46.000 That's stuck, right? 1.00

00:29:47.000 That's a good nickname.

00:29:49.000 Kind of.

00:29:50.000 It's fun.

00:29:51.000 It's a fun nickname.

00:29:52.000 Yeah.

00:29:52.000 That's good.

00:29:53.000 Do you have a nickname?

00:29:54.000 Nope.

00:29:57.000 That's just from you.

00:29:58.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:29:59.000 But even when you were doing Taekwondo, no one gave you a nickname?

00:30:02.000 No.

00:30:03.000 Joe.

00:30:03.000 No.

00:30:04.000 When I was playing pool a lot, I was Joe the Comedian.

00:30:06.000 Dude, GSP went off on the podcast he just did on your turning sidekick. 0.99

00:30:12.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:30:13.000 Talk about endorsements, man. 0.99

00:30:14.000 He was critiquing it?

00:30:14.000 That's GSP for a half an hour is going on about his power.

00:30:18.000 It's incredible. 1.00

00:30:19.000 No shit, George. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:30:21.000 That's GSP going off on Joe Rogan. 0.99

00:30:24.000 We trained a little afterwards.

00:30:25.000 I switched my mats out.

00:30:27.000 I had those zebra mats that are super smooth.

00:30:30.000 No bueno.

00:30:30.000 Too smooth.

00:30:31.000 Too slick.

00:30:32.000 No good for striking at all.

00:30:33.000 You should do a DVD on throwing kicks.

00:30:36.000 DVD? What is it?

00:30:37.000 1997?

00:30:38.000 Some sort of a video.

00:30:39.000 People still, you know, John Danaher just put out a DVD. Well, he put out a video series, but I think it's on demand, right?

00:30:46.000 I bet he did. 0.98

00:30:48.000 He's still wearing Wranglers and fucking Under Armour tops, of course, but on TV TV. Hey, bro, he's got a strong fanny pack game. 0.99

00:30:58.000 He's got a strong fanny pack game.

00:31:00.000 These are all great points!

00:31:06.000 Yeah, I would do that.

00:31:08.000 George and I, we went over the front leg sidekick first, which is like the most important part, the turning sidekick.

00:31:14.000 Once you get the front leg sidekick down, you understand how that works, then you turn.

00:31:19.000 And then it's basically you're turning and then throwing the front leg sidekick.

00:31:22.000 It's just got like an extra push to it.

00:31:24.000 But most people do the front leg sidekick wrong.

00:31:26.000 Their knee is too low.

00:31:27.000 When your knee is too low, you lose all the power. 1.00

00:31:29.000 Crazy shit. 1.00

00:31:30.000 You think he's going to fight at 55, yeah? 1.00

00:31:32.000 I think he's going to fight at 55, 100%.

00:31:33.000 He's only 185 pounds.

00:31:35.000 GSP? Yeah.

00:31:36.000 He's going to fight at 55?

00:31:37.000 100%.

00:31:37.000 What?

00:31:38.000 And he's only doing it once, and it's going to be the winner of Conor Khabib.

00:31:41.000 See, look at this.

00:31:42.000 This is what Wonderboy does that's weird. 1.00

00:31:45.000 That sideways stance is hard to fuck with, man. 0.99

00:31:47.000 I used to spar with this guy named Larry Jones. 0.99

00:31:50.000 Larry Jones was this dude who was like... 1.00

00:31:53.000 He was like 6'2", but his fucking legs went all the way up to his armpits, man. 0.99

00:31:58.000 He had a long... 1.00

00:31:59.000 He had crazy legs.

00:32:01.000 Is that the guy that was standing in front of the bag when you first walked by that taekwondo school?

00:32:04.000 No, that was John Lee.

00:32:05.000 John Lee.

00:32:05.000 He was another tall dude.

00:32:06.000 Black dude or Chinese dude?

00:32:08.000 Black dude. 1.00

00:32:09.000 John Lee was a beast. 0.99

00:32:10.000 That could easily be a Chinese dude. 0.69

00:32:12.000 Yeah, it could be. 1.00

00:32:13.000 Yeah, if you heard it, but he was like six foot two, black as coal, bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:32:17.000 Dude, that's the beginning of the movie, dude. 1.00

00:32:19.000 You walking by that Taekwondo, you just whoosh!

00:32:21.000 Dude, that guy hit so hard.

00:32:23.000 I saw him flatten a lot of people with that, too.

00:32:28.000 But...

00:32:29.000 Anyway, my friend Larry Jones, I was too short.

00:32:32.000 I'm 5'8".

00:32:33.000 When I would spar with him, my legs were normal length.

00:32:36.000 He was 6'2", and I just could not get past that front leg sidekick.

00:32:41.000 That front leg sidekick is so hard, and they can just move around with you.

00:32:45.000 It's basically like a jab, and they can move around with you.

00:32:48.000 And they're safe, yeah?

00:32:50.000 Yeah, and you're trying to get an angle on them.

00:32:52.000 There's actually a thing on Henzo's Instagram the other day.

00:32:57.000 We had a photo of Hickson throwing a sidekick, and he was talking about how Hickson liked the sidekick best for Vali Tudo because you never lost your base.

00:33:08.000 Like if you throw a roundhouse kick, you throw the kick, you're spinning around, you're resetting.

00:33:12.000 He was kind of throwing like a front push kick sidekick.

00:33:14.000 Yep.

00:33:15.000 And out of all the Gracies, it looked like Hickson threw it with the most power.

00:33:19.000 Because Hoist would throw it, but it didn't look powerful.

00:33:22.000 But when you watch Hoist-Sakuraba 2, when it was at the Coliseum, that's a forgotten fight.

00:33:29.000 Watch how Hoist would be on his back and Sakuraba standing over him.

00:33:34.000 There's like purgatory Sakuraba standing. 0.94

00:33:36.000 Hoist throws sidekicks off his back, dude.

00:33:39.000 At the knee.

00:33:40.000 Dude.

00:33:40.000 Better than anybody I've ever seen.

00:33:42.000 He's on his side and he was throwing some serious sidekicks off his back and fucking up Sakuraba's knees. 0.93

00:33:49.000 I've never seen anybody throw him that hard. 0.92

00:33:50.000 If you remember, Hickson did that to Funaki when Funaki got Hickson down.

00:33:54.000 Funaki broke Hickson's orbital. 0.90

00:33:56.000 People forget that was Hickson's greatest victory because Funaki was the guy that people were saying, well...

00:34:02.000 He's such a good grappler.

00:34:03.000 If he went to the ground with Hickson, he could actually hang with Hickson. 0.80

00:34:06.000 But he cracked Hickson with a big right hand, hurt him, fucked up his eye, broke his orbital, and they went to the ground. 0.97

00:34:14.000 And as Finaki was standing over Hickson, Hickson fucked his knees up. 0.98

00:34:17.000 He fucked his knees up with sidekicks off of his back. 1.00

00:34:20.000 Yeah, that's huge. 1.00

00:34:21.000 Huge. 1.00

00:34:22.000 And no one practices that shit. 1.00

00:34:24.000 No, no. 1.00

00:34:25.000 It's tough practice.

00:34:26.000 And Henzo...

00:34:29.000 Would practice upkicks specifically, just in case he was in that purgatory position where he could, boom!

00:34:34.000 And it worked against Oleg Tochtarov, remember that?

00:34:38.000 Yeah.

00:34:38.000 That was the first upkick.

00:34:40.000 First upkick KO. Yep, and I think it was either, I think Murillo Bustamante did it to Jerry Bolander, or it was either Fabio Giorgio to Bolander or Bustamante to Bolander.

00:34:51.000 Upkick, boom! 0.77

00:34:52.000 Took him out, bam!

00:34:53.000 You know, upkicks are now legal in combat jiu-jitsu.

00:34:57.000 They're legal?

00:34:57.000 Yes.

00:34:58.000 Upkicks are legal?

00:34:58.000 Upkicks are legal.

00:34:59.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:35:01.000 How hard was that to get past? 1.00

00:35:02.000 You know what?

00:35:03.000 In amateur MMA, upkicks are legal.

00:35:05.000 You know what I mean?

00:35:07.000 Amateur MMA, upkicks are legal.

00:35:09.000 We added them to combat jiu-jitsu because guys were getting too comfortable in purgatory.

00:35:13.000 Just standing over Other guys, they didn't want to go into anybody's guard.

00:35:16.000 That could kill the show. 0.54

00:35:17.000 So now with the threat, it's really easy to deal with upkicks.

00:35:20.000 So all they gotta do is just get to their knees and start passing.

00:35:23.000 They gotta engage.

00:35:23.000 Yeah, just engage.

00:35:24.000 Because you rarely see upkicks in MMA. Rarely.

00:35:29.000 Because they're so easy to deal with.

00:35:30.000 But the threat of them will keep you either away from purgatory or get on your knees and commence to passing.

00:35:39.000 That's what it's all about.

00:35:40.000 You were about to say Mousasi Jacare?

00:35:42.000 Yeah, he knocked out Jacare with an up kick.

00:35:43.000 And then triangle choked him.

00:35:44.000 Yep.

00:35:44.000 He fell into a triangle.

00:35:45.000 Yeah, there's been probably, I would say, seven.

00:35:48.000 Like seven total up kicks in history.

00:35:51.000 Something like that.

00:35:52.000 So, we're not adding up kicks to combat jiu-jitsu to increase KOs.

00:35:57.000 We're adding it to increase the ground fight.

00:36:00.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:36:01.000 Don't stand over the guy.

00:36:02.000 Let's pass.

00:36:02.000 Let's go.

00:36:03.000 Yeah, let's get to it.

00:36:04.000 That's smart.

00:36:05.000 Super smart.

00:36:05.000 Yeah.

00:36:06.000 Yeah, I love combat jiu-jitsu.

00:36:08.000 I love the rule set.

00:36:09.000 I love what it does.

00:36:10.000 It opens up the reality aspect.

00:36:13.000 You understand that you can't just do certain things.

00:36:15.000 You're going to get smacked in the face hard.

00:36:17.000 Yeah, it keeps your jiu-jitsu honest.

00:36:19.000 That's it.

00:36:19.000 Don't get too crazy.

00:36:20.000 Dude, I forgot Holly Holm versus Megan Anderson.

00:36:23.000 Yeah.

00:36:24.000 That's a barn burner, too.

00:36:27.000 Yeah, it's a big fight for Anderson.

00:36:28.000 It's her first shot at the UFC. And right away, Holly Holm.

00:36:33.000 Is there anybody that could give Cyborg a match?

00:36:37.000 A good competition?

00:36:38.000 Uriah Faber?

00:36:40.000 Uriah Faber.

00:36:40.000 There's not a woman who's going to give her any challenge.

00:36:43.000 Uriah Faber?

00:36:44.000 Would it be illegal for Cyborg to fight a man?

00:36:47.000 No, it's not illegal.

00:36:48.000 In the Soul Me Too movement?

00:36:48.000 How sick would that be?

00:36:51.000 What are you talking about?

00:36:52.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:53.000 That's a different...

00:36:54.000 Do you know what I'm saying, though?

00:36:55.000 Me Too has nothing to do with that.

00:36:57.000 Me Too is about sexual assault, bro.

00:36:59.000 I know.

00:36:59.000 I know, brother.

00:37:00.000 And I'm not saying your own favorite did that.

00:37:02.000 But you paint this story.

00:37:04.000 You mark it. 0.99

00:37:04.000 She comes out with Me Too and just beats the shit out of a dude. 0.99

00:37:06.000 Rose McGowan's in her corner. 0.99

00:37:07.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:37:11.000 Fuck her up, Cyborg! 1.00

00:37:12.000 Harvey Weinstein comes out of the floor right behind Uriah. 1.00

00:37:16.000 CM Punk's fighting on main events.

00:37:18.000 CM Punk against Cyborg?

00:37:20.000 That would be great.

00:37:21.000 That's what I said.

00:37:22.000 Oh, you just said it?

00:37:23.000 No, I said that before.

00:37:24.000 Oh, you have.

00:37:25.000 You want to make bank or not, bro?

00:37:26.000 What would she do to him? 1.00

00:37:28.000 She would knock his head off into fucking... 1.00

00:37:30.000 I mean, it'd be like a cartoon. 1.00

00:37:33.000 Just goof! 0.99

00:37:35.000 Weren't you guys saying that guys could never...

00:37:40.000 An MMA fighter would always beat a girl, right? 1.00

00:37:44.000 Weren't you guys saying that?

00:37:45.000 When we were talking about Ronda Rousey back in the day?

00:37:47.000 I said that.

00:37:49.000 He said Ronda could beat Mike Tyson.

00:37:51.000 No, I said Godzilla.

00:37:53.000 I said Godzilla.

00:37:56.000 Did you say Ronda could be Mike Tyson? 1.00

00:37:58.000 No, I'm fucking with him. 1.00

00:37:59.000 He got shit for that. 1.00

00:38:00.000 I'm fucking with him. 1.00

00:38:01.000 Or the flying arm bar, maybe. 1.00

00:38:03.000 No.

00:38:04.000 He would still slam her to the ground. 0.97

00:38:05.000 Even today?

00:38:06.000 He's like 50. Yeah, I did a podcast and it was rough.

00:38:09.000 She would be in his ass right now. 1.00

00:38:10.000 But I think... 1.00

00:38:11.000 Is it rough?

00:38:12.000 Is he doing bad?

00:38:14.000 Not doing bad.

00:38:15.000 Especially as me growing up with Mike Tyson, they say never meet your heroes, so I think of him as that Mike Tyson in my head.

00:38:23.000 And then when I saw him, he had sweats on and some white New Balances and he was out of shape.

00:38:28.000 You got a problem with his fashion?

00:38:30.000 What's wrong with New Balance?

00:38:31.000 Right away, you're like, his fashion's off.

00:38:35.000 Sweats.

00:38:35.000 It's not a Sunday afternoon leisure time.

00:38:38.000 It's the middle of the day.

00:38:38.000 He was on your podcast?

00:38:40.000 I was on his.

00:38:41.000 You are hilarious with your fashion. 0.99

00:38:42.000 You really give a fuck that he wore sweatpants. 0.99

00:38:46.000 Your total respect, bro. 1.00

00:38:48.000 What is it with you in fashion?

00:38:50.000 That makes no sense to me.

00:38:51.000 I don't know, man.

00:38:51.000 I would have never brought it up.

00:38:53.000 Him wearing sweatpants and New Balance.

00:38:55.000 I'd be like, yeah, he wants to be comfortable.

00:38:56.000 Really?

00:38:57.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:57.000 I'm not trying to fuck the guy. 1.00

00:38:58.000 Show a little pride. 1.00

00:38:59.000 No, I don't want to fuck him. 1.00

00:39:00.000 It's like I saw... 1.00

00:39:01.000 I don't get it.

00:39:02.000 It's like I saw Bret Hart in Calgary.

00:39:04.000 I go out and they're like, he's in the front row.

00:39:06.000 I go out there and he's in matching sweatsuit top to bottom. 0.99

00:39:08.000 I thought, fuck. 1.00

00:39:09.000 Fuck, bro! 1.00

00:39:10.000 It's Saturday night, man! 1.00

00:39:11.000 You have my show!

00:39:12.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:39:13.000 He's in Canada, and he's a former pro wrestler, right?

00:39:16.000 That's what you're talking about?

00:39:17.000 Yeah.

00:39:18.000 Okay.

00:39:19.000 He's in Canada.

00:39:21.000 That's like a three-piece suit up there.

00:39:24.000 What are you doing?

00:39:25.000 What are you doing?

00:39:26.000 A Saturday night?

00:39:27.000 You're out on the town.

00:39:28.000 You can't wear sweats.

00:39:29.000 That's how they roll up there.

00:39:30.000 They're just happy it's not 150 below zero.

00:39:33.000 Yeah, you might be right.

00:39:34.000 They're very happy.

00:39:34.000 They're wearing something nice and light.

00:39:36.000 I judge people, though, man.

00:39:37.000 Probably a nice sweatsuit, right?

00:39:39.000 It's kind of like the McGregor matching grays, you know? 0.98

00:39:42.000 What the fuck is wrong with that? 0.99

00:39:44.000 What the fuck is wrong with that? 0.99

00:39:45.000 That looks fresh. 1.00

00:39:47.000 You're crazy. 1.00

00:39:49.000 You're crazy, man. 1.00

00:39:50.000 Dude. 1.00

00:39:52.000 I have terrible fashion.

00:39:53.000 You can't listen to me.

00:39:54.000 You don't, though.

00:39:54.000 You have jeans.

00:39:55.000 You always have a nice shirt.

00:39:56.000 You have your fanny pack.

00:39:57.000 Fanny packs are back in the game now. 1.00

00:39:58.000 I brought that shit back. 1.00

00:39:59.000 Come on. 1.00

00:39:59.000 I want 10% of the credit. 1.00

00:40:01.000 Fannies are back. 1.00

00:40:01.000 I want 10% of the credit for bringing that shit back. 1.00

00:40:04.000 I just posted this thing on Hypes. 0.99

00:40:05.000 I might have more than 10% of the credit.

00:40:07.000 I'm being humble.

00:40:09.000 You're the guy who I know who's ride or die about fanny packs, and then Krokop still fucks with it, but he's unaware on how big of an impact he had on it. 0.90

00:40:17.000 He's in Croatia.

00:40:18.000 They don't know what time it is over there.

00:40:19.000 They all wear fanny packs, you know?

00:40:21.000 Yo, dude, I wore fanny packs back in the 90s.

00:40:24.000 I never stopped.

00:40:25.000 Yeah, you're first team all fanny packs. 0.99

00:40:27.000 Damn, Nordeem Taleb's going off. 1.00

00:40:29.000 He just picked him up and slammed the shit out of him. 1.00

00:40:31.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:40:32.000 No, he's good, man.

00:40:33.000 Nordeem is very good.

00:40:34.000 I never stopped with the fanny pack.

00:40:36.000 No, you just ride through it.

00:40:37.000 Even people are like, dude, Joe's fanny pack.

00:40:39.000 I'm like, I know, man.

00:40:42.000 There's a photo of me. 0.99

00:40:44.000 Yeah, I sell the shit out of him. 0.98

00:40:46.000 I'm always out of stock. 0.99

00:40:47.000 My boy wants one bad.

00:40:49.000 We're at Disneyland.

00:40:50.000 Are we close to MMA and the Olympics?

00:40:52.000 Yeah.

00:40:53.000 Oh, we are. 1.00

00:40:54.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:40:55.000 They're working on it. 0.99

00:40:55.000 Yeah, they're trying. 0.99

00:40:56.000 Can you imagine that?

00:40:57.000 Well, it would be amazing.

00:40:58.000 I can't imagine it.

00:40:59.000 It would be amazing.

00:41:00.000 Now, would Russia just win all the belts?

00:41:02.000 What?

00:41:03.000 What about Americans, man? 1.00

00:41:06.000 Fucking situation. 1.00

00:41:07.000 I mean, Russia would be tough, man. 1.00

00:41:10.000 Well, it really depends entirely on drug testing.

00:41:13.000 They'll figure it out.

00:41:15.000 I mean, Russians, when it comes to boxing, combat sports, Russia's really... 0.98

00:41:19.000 They're pretty fucking good. 0.97

00:41:20.000 Would Dagestan be considered Russia? 0.99

00:41:22.000 Well, the thing is, though...

00:41:23.000 That's what I was putting under the same banner.

00:41:25.000 Yeah.

00:41:25.000 But the thing is, what would happen is, if it did become huge in the Olympics, then people would realize how guys like Floyd Mayweather and so many different professional boxers got their start as Olympic gold medalists and then went on to become these huge superstars in boxing.

00:41:43.000 Lomachenko's another good example.

00:41:44.000 Yeah.

00:41:44.000 When you have a real great amateur background, people get super amped up about seeing you go pro.

00:41:50.000 Andre Ward, yeah.

00:41:51.000 Anthony Joshua.

00:41:53.000 You get super amped up about seeing those guys go pro.

00:41:56.000 In America, it's a little different, though, for whatever reason, when it comes to boxing.

00:41:59.000 We don't get behind it like the other countries.

00:42:01.000 But we used to.

00:42:01.000 With Mark Breland, remember those days?

00:42:04.000 With Tyrell Biggs.

00:42:05.000 We used to love it.

00:42:06.000 We used to love it when a guy was an Olympic gold medal.

00:42:09.000 Pernell Whitaker.

00:42:10.000 You know?

00:42:11.000 Ray Mercer.

00:42:12.000 We still love it.

00:42:13.000 I mean, I said Andre Ward, but it's still...

00:42:14.000 Look at this.

00:42:15.000 Leg lock.

00:42:17.000 Deontay Wilder is a bronze medalist, which ain't bad because he started boxing at like 21. Oh, shit. 0.99

00:42:23.000 Anytime you hit them double outside ashies in MMA, they're risky. 1.00

00:42:28.000 Well, it's such a weird position to find yourself in if a guy can punch you in the face.

00:42:31.000 And again, it goes back to your combat jiu-jitsu.

00:42:33.000 Oh, monta.

00:42:34.000 Yep.

00:42:35.000 It goes back to your combat jujitsu. 0.99

00:42:36.000 You understand what positions are like super dangerous because there's positions that guys regularly practice in jujitsu that will get you fucked up if a guy can punch you in the face. 0.99

00:42:46.000 Exactly. 0.99

00:42:46.000 That's what it's all about. 0.99

00:42:47.000 Combat jujitsu is such a good idea.

00:42:49.000 Thank you, man.

00:42:50.000 And it's going well, right, Eddie?

00:42:53.000 It's exciting.

00:42:54.000 Does the UFC being acquired by ESPN affect the Fight Pass and EBI at all?

00:43:00.000 Not at all.

00:43:01.000 Because are they going to continue with the Fight Pass?

00:43:03.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:43:04.000 Are you sure?

00:43:05.000 As a matter of fact, the president of Fight Pass, when that deal went through, emailed me personally to let me know.

00:43:11.000 He goes, listen, this deal has nothing to do with Fight Pass.

00:43:15.000 Look at this.

00:43:16.000 Game overs.

00:43:17.000 Oh, body triangle.

00:43:18.000 Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep.

00:43:21.000 Can you hang in there for 40 seconds?

00:43:22.000 I don't think so, son.

00:43:23.000 No, he's in trouble.

00:43:24.000 He's got to cinch it up.

00:43:26.000 He's tapping.

00:43:27.000 He's about to tap.

00:43:28.000 No, it's on the chin.

00:43:29.000 Oh, he's out.

00:43:31.000 I almost broke his jaw. 1.00

00:43:32.000 Damn. 1.00

00:43:33.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:34.000 That's pretty strong.

00:43:35.000 The only problem you'd have to worry about is now that people are going to have to subscribe to ESPN +, to get the full ESPN experience now, they're going to have to pay for that?

00:43:45.000 And...

00:43:45.000 Fight Pass.

00:43:46.000 Is that real?

00:43:47.000 Oh, that's real.

00:43:48.000 Fight Pass doesn't really change at all.

00:43:50.000 They're not getting rid of Fight Pass at all.

00:43:52.000 They're not getting rid of it as far as it growing could be an issue.

00:43:54.000 I think the fan base stays.

00:43:56.000 How does that work though?

00:43:57.000 They're gonna stream some fights still on Fight Pass.

00:43:59.000 No.

00:43:59.000 What?

00:44:00.000 I don't think so.

00:44:01.000 What do you mean?

00:44:02.000 ESPN's gonna take all that content.

00:44:04.000 What?

00:44:05.000 Because you have, right?

00:44:06.000 Because now ESPN Plus and ESPN Platform's going to have 30 fights.

00:44:10.000 Then ESPN's going to have 12 pay-per-views at least.

00:44:12.000 So you have 42 fights a year now.

00:44:14.000 So there's no fight past cards?

00:44:15.000 I could be wrong.

00:44:16.000 Jamie, correct me if I'm wrong.

00:44:17.000 There's no fight past cards?

00:44:19.000 I don't think so.

00:44:20.000 I think it's just going to be a database for stuff like Eddie's, old school fight libraries, and then, you know.

00:44:25.000 That's a tough sell.

00:44:27.000 That's a tough sell.

00:44:28.000 I don't think it's going to grow.

00:44:29.000 I think it's going to continue what it's doing.

00:44:31.000 And stuff like Eddie's might grow, but...

00:44:34.000 People are going to be awesome.

00:44:35.000 I'll see more ESPN Plus packaging.

00:44:37.000 That's a tough sell because I love it.

00:44:39.000 I think Fight Pass is awesome, and if you want to just go old school and watch a bunch of great old fights, it's the best format on the planet Earth.

00:44:46.000 If you're a hardcore fan.

00:44:47.000 If you're a hardcore fan.

00:44:48.000 But I like the fact that we would have the prelims, some fights that you couldn't see anywhere else but Fight Pass, and then they would have certain Fight Pass cards.

00:44:56.000 How many times have we watched do Fight Companions?

00:44:58.000 Yeah.

00:44:59.000 With the entire car.

00:44:59.000 But now you can do it on ESPN. Look at that shit.

00:45:01.000 That is nasty. 1.00

00:45:02.000 But now you can do it on ESPN Plus, Joe.

00:45:04.000 Yeah.

00:45:04.000 Could be.

00:45:05.000 Right, but you gotta pay for that.

00:45:06.000 Is ESPN Plus, is that online?

00:45:08.000 You gotta pay for another thing now.

00:45:10.000 That's online?

00:45:11.000 It's digital.

00:45:12.000 ESPN Plus is a digital app.

00:45:14.000 Eddie, what could he have done to get out of this?

00:45:16.000 What could he do to get out of this, Eddie?

00:45:18.000 He's got to peel that arm off his neck.

00:45:21.000 It's a little late.

00:45:23.000 It's too late at this point, right, Eddie?

00:45:25.000 Once you get to that spot, what could he do?

00:45:27.000 A couple things.

00:45:29.000 You've got to protect your neck, obviously.

00:45:31.000 And then he's got to get up to the leg press position where he could get up on...

00:45:34.000 He's doing a leg press pushing back.

00:45:36.000 That'll relieve some of the pressure. 0.99

00:45:37.000 And then eventually get over to the side of the cinched body triangle and try to break that shit apart. 0.99

00:45:44.000 You've got to break those body triangles apart. 0.99

00:45:46.000 You've got to move fast.

00:45:47.000 You've got to prevent them from happening in the first place.

00:45:49.000 As soon as someone takes your back, first thing is don't let it get too deep.

00:45:53.000 And by too deep, that means body triangle. 1.00

00:45:55.000 Don't let that shit happen. 0.99

00:45:57.000 What were you going to say, Jamie? 0.99

00:45:58.000 The Fight Pass thing, so the ESPN deal is U.S. only, it says.

00:46:02.000 So that'd be for U.S. broadcasts only, and Fight Pass is still for the rest of the world.

00:46:07.000 So that'd be the big difference.

00:46:08.000 Yeah, they assured me.

00:46:10.000 I didn't even ask.

00:46:11.000 They said, dude, don't even trip.

00:46:13.000 You didn't ask?

00:46:13.000 They sent me an email saying, don't worry about it.

00:46:18.000 We're not getting rid of EBI. We love you.

00:46:22.000 Don't even trip.

00:46:26.000 So in America, it's just going to affect Fight Pass and the UFC. Everyone else, they're good to go.

00:46:32.000 But also, there's no really pay-per-views internationally.

00:46:35.000 They get it for free.

00:46:39.000 Like in Brazil, all the stuff's free.

00:46:41.000 There's no pay-per-views in Brazil.

00:46:43.000 Right, they're watching on Globo.

00:46:45.000 Yeah, they get it all free.

00:46:46.000 It's right there.

00:46:48.000 ESPN broadcast deal that includes 10 full UFC cards or primary ESPN channels, ESPN, ESPN2, along with the prelims for a dozen UFC pay-per-view events.

00:47:02.000 Another 20 fight cards will stream on ESPN +, totaling 30 full events annually between ESPN's broadcast and streaming outlets.

00:47:10.000 All full fight cards are expected to have 12 bouts.

00:47:13.000 Addition...

00:47:15.000 Additional and shoulder UFC programs such as Dana White's Contender Series, a new all-access series, and pre- and post-fight shows and more are also included in the deal.

00:47:25.000 Oh, that's interesting.

00:47:25.000 No, tough anymore.

00:47:27.000 Tough is done.

00:47:27.000 Tough is done, from my understanding.

00:47:30.000 So the Dana White's Contender Series is going to kind of be the focus now, which I think is good.

00:47:35.000 It's better.

00:47:36.000 Tough is done. 0.99

00:47:36.000 Listen, man, making those dudes stay in that house for six weeks and all that crazy shit, I don't like it. 0.99

00:47:41.000 Who are you telling? 1.00

00:47:42.000 So even with DC and Stipe, who are light heavyweight champion of the world, heavyweight champion of the world, and you get the insight on those guys, even those ratings suck dick. 0.99

00:47:50.000 It's just not going well. 0.96

00:47:51.000 It's 27 seasons deep!

00:47:53.000 It's a tired format.

00:47:54.000 Yeah, everyone's just over it.

00:47:55.000 And no stars come from it anymore.

00:47:57.000 But the Contender Series is great.

00:47:59.000 Contender Series is good.

00:48:00.000 Sean O'Malley came from there.

00:48:01.000 You got Greg Hardy fighting on there.

00:48:03.000 Who's that guy that knocked out Tiago Alves?

00:48:05.000 Didn't he come from there as well?

00:48:07.000 Am I wrong about that?

00:48:09.000 I'm not sure.

00:48:10.000 The biggest one is Sean O'Malley, but then you're also going to have a homeboy.

00:48:15.000 Why am I forgetting his name?

00:48:16.000 Sorry, dude.

00:48:17.000 The guy with the arm.

00:48:19.000 Come on.

00:48:19.000 Nick Newell.

00:48:20.000 Nick Newell.

00:48:21.000 12-fight win streak. 1.00

00:48:22.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:48:24.000 Nick Newell's going to beat the shit out of people on the Contenders. 1.00

00:48:27.000 He should not be on there. 0.98

00:48:28.000 You don't think so?

00:48:29.000 God, no.

00:48:29.000 He fought for a world title against Justin Gaethje.

00:48:32.000 But it's good to get him exposure and let people know how good he is.

00:48:35.000 I guess.

00:48:36.000 Depends how many people are watching Contender Series.

00:48:39.000 You've got some real potential talent out there.

00:48:42.000 I think the real thing about what's interesting about the Contender Series is now people you've never heard of are very good.

00:48:48.000 I mean, how many people do we know that are just guys in the gym? 0.97

00:48:51.000 They're like, dude, that guy is fucking good. 0.87

00:48:53.000 Yeah, and they just don't get a break. 0.98

00:48:54.000 They never fought, or they've had one amateur fight, or something like that, but you realize, like, when you see them roll with, like, really good guys, like, holy shit, this guy's, like, just a hair below a world-class level.

00:49:06.000 There's so many guys like that now, because it's such a popular sport.

00:49:10.000 No, no, no.

00:49:10.000 That's not what I'm saying.

00:49:11.000 I'm saying he has the potential to face one of those guys in the Contender Series.

00:49:16.000 See, I almost think that's the opposite of what they should be doing.

00:49:20.000 Because if I'm a young dude, I'm trying to get my break in, and I'm in the Contender Series, and you give me Nick Newell, who has 17 fights, who's 17 and 1. Right.

00:49:27.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

00:49:28.000 Why can't I fight a young guy? 1.00

00:49:30.000 And this is coming from a guy who had three fights, who fought Roy Nelson in the finale.

00:49:33.000 That's true. 0.98

00:49:34.000 I was like, what the fuck are we doing? 0.99

00:49:35.000 You want to blow up. 1.00

00:49:35.000 You got to fight. 1.00

00:49:36.000 I mean...

00:49:36.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:49:37.000 It's not like they're fighting the...

00:49:39.000 The UFC world champion, you know, you gotta get in there and prove yourself.

00:49:43.000 Yeah, you gotta go in there and beat those guys.

00:49:45.000 But other guys aren't fighting that competition.

00:49:47.000 I see what you're saying.

00:49:47.000 It should be a lower class of competition.

00:49:49.000 Yeah, for someone, they're gonna be like, dude, I draw Nick Newell?

00:49:52.000 Sean O'Malley was fighting guys of his same similar and blew up, just knocking dudes out.

00:49:56.000 Now he's a star.

00:49:57.000 Well, maybe it'll be like one or two fights and then they'll get Nick in the UFC. It should be one so they're familiar with it and then go.

00:50:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:04.000 But he's going to be tough, man.

00:50:06.000 If he gets into that division, he's going to be tough to beat.

00:50:09.000 It's an inspiring story, too. 0.98

00:50:11.000 I would market the shit out of that, man. 0.98

00:50:13.000 I think they're worried that if he gets head kicked, which he's never been knocked out from the head kick, they're worried with his arm, if he can't defend it and he gets brutally knocked out, people are like, how would you... 0.98

00:50:22.000 How can you put that guy on TV? Well, you gotta realize, too, think about how much your arm weighs.

00:50:27.000 Like, I mean, it's not an advantage by any stretch of the imagination, but the rest of him is bigger and heavier.

00:50:33.000 Yeah.

00:50:33.000 Like, what is, I mean, how much do you think he's missing?

00:50:37.000 10 pounds?

00:50:38.000 You think?

00:50:39.000 No.

00:50:39.000 How much?

00:50:39.000 How much does an average arm weigh, Jamie?

00:50:41.000 That's gotta be 10 pounds.

00:50:42.000 No, 8 pounds?

00:50:43.000 6 pounds?

00:50:44.000 Dude, I think mine is about 100. No, seriously.

00:50:50.000 Guys that grapple, there's a guy that grapples without a leg, and his upper body is that of a dude that's two weight classes above the guys he's fighting.

00:50:58.000 You know what I mean?

00:50:59.000 What does it say, Jamie?

00:51:00.000 Eight pounds.

00:51:00.000 Eight pounds what?

00:51:01.000 The whole arm?

00:51:02.000 Yeah.

00:51:03.000 But that's the whole arm.

00:51:03.000 An average arm weighs about 5% of your body weight.

00:51:06.000 Okay, but that's the whole arm.

00:51:07.000 See, Nick has the upper arm.

00:51:08.000 Nick has down to the elbow.

00:51:10.000 He's down past the elbow.

00:51:11.000 He's about right here.

00:51:12.000 Yeah.

00:51:12.000 So let's say his, yeah, it's not that big of an advantage.

00:51:15.000 No, it's not.

00:51:15.000 There's a wrestler world champion.

00:51:17.000 Oh, Jason Knight, Maquan Armand, Connie's next. 1.00

00:51:19.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:51:21.000 Boy, Jason Knight found some tough times. 1.00

00:51:23.000 He started off super hot and then lost his last two.

00:51:25.000 Well, who did he fight?

00:51:26.000 He stepped way too far up.

00:51:28.000 He got Llamas.

00:51:28.000 Let's relax.

00:51:30.000 That was a crazy idea.

00:51:32.000 That was crazy.

00:51:33.000 Llamas is world title contender.

00:51:36.000 He's the guy no one wants to fight.

00:51:38.000 He's not a huge name. 1.00

00:51:39.000 He's just a fucking monster. 1.00

00:51:41.000 All across the board. 1.00

00:51:43.000 Yeah.

00:51:44.000 They're like, okay, you beat Shaus Skelly, and he lost to Benitez, too.

00:51:50.000 He lost to Mowgli.

00:51:51.000 Yeah, man, it's tough.

00:51:53.000 He got knocked out by Llamas.

00:51:54.000 He got knocked out by Llamas, and then he comes back, and he lost to Mowgli.

00:51:59.000 Performance of the night.

00:52:00.000 This is a tough fight, man.

00:52:02.000 Maquan Amircani might be the toughest fight out of all three of those.

00:52:06.000 More than Ricardo Lamas? 0.99

00:52:07.000 Dude, he's dangerous as fuck. 1.00

00:52:08.000 Ricardo Lamas is... 1.00

00:52:09.000 Yeah, you're right, you're right. 1.00

00:52:11.000 But this Maquan Amircani is a wild motherfucker. 1.00

00:52:14.000 He does a lot of crazy shit. 1.00

00:52:15.000 Lamas just chills in the top six. 1.00

00:52:18.000 I mean, he's just there.

00:52:19.000 World class.

00:52:20.000 Get some.

00:52:20.000 I'm gonna have him on with his dad.

00:52:23.000 Ricardo Lamas?

00:52:23.000 Yeah, I've been, like, leaving him alone if he thinks I forgot.

00:52:26.000 I haven't forgot.

00:52:27.000 His dad is, like, a Cuban exile.

00:52:30.000 His dad left Cuba, and his dad...

00:52:32.000 You don't have Joey in here, too?

00:52:33.000 No, no, no.

00:52:34.000 His dad speaks perfect.

00:52:35.000 He speaks perfect English and Spanish, too.

00:52:37.000 Yeah, I know Ricardo does.

00:52:38.000 Yeah, so I gotta talk to him. 0.99

00:52:41.000 I just didn't want to fuck with him before his fight. 0.99

00:52:42.000 He's got a big fight in Chicago. 0.99

00:52:46.000 Yeah.

00:52:47.000 That is very interesting.

00:52:48.000 We're looking at the commercial for Miocic.

00:52:50.000 Stipe versus Daniel Cormier.

00:52:53.000 Great fight.

00:52:54.000 Interesting.

00:52:56.000 What's the latest with Jon Jones?

00:52:57.000 What's going on?

00:52:58.000 Dude, I wish I knew.

00:53:00.000 He's still waiting to see what exact suspension is, but the word is he's gonna fight, you know, fairly soon.

00:53:08.000 Oh, really?

00:53:08.000 I root so hard for that dude.

00:53:10.000 Me too, man.

00:53:11.000 But why? 0.99

00:53:12.000 Because he's a beast. 1.00

00:53:13.000 A bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:53:14.000 And I think in his heart, he's a very good guy. 1.00

00:53:17.000 I really do.

00:53:18.000 Yeah.

00:53:18.000 I really believe that.

00:53:19.000 Even though what? 0.72

00:53:20.000 He does fucked up things and he makes mistakes, but I think John, in his heart, is a very good guy. 0.78

00:53:25.000 I really do. 0.97

00:53:26.000 I just think he just makes poor choices and he's wild.

00:53:29.000 And one of the reasons why we love him is that wildness.

00:53:32.000 I like that he's wild. 0.99

00:53:33.000 Yeah, I don't like that he hurts people, but it's typically when guys act like that, I usually write them off like, fuck that, dude. 0.98

00:53:39.000 But with him, he's so talented. 0.96

00:53:41.000 I literally think he's the best of all time to grace the octagon.

00:53:44.000 I want to see him back, and I think he comes back at heavyweight.

00:53:47.000 I think he beats the brakes off Brock.

00:53:49.000 I think his comeback fight is Brock, and then he fights for the heavyweight title against the winner of Stipe DC. That would be amazing.

00:53:56.000 That would be amazing.

00:53:57.000 Yeah, the U.S. needs that.

00:53:58.000 They need that.

00:53:59.000 That's what I would do.

00:54:01.000 ESPN, you like this deal?

00:54:02.000 Here's to 2019. Woo! 0.71

00:54:07.000 Dude, I had the weirdest dream that I had shorts on with no underwear and I jerked off in my car.

00:54:18.000 I came all over myself and I couldn't figure out what to do and then I had to go and meet some friends and I was outside the door and for some reason Kyle Kingsbury was in there.

00:54:27.000 I got a problem. 0.97

00:54:29.000 I'm like, I'm covered with my own jizz, and I don't have any underwear, and I just have my shorts on. 0.99

00:54:33.000 And then I woke up going, what the fuck is wrong with me? 0.99

00:54:36.000 Did you have a wet dream, though? 0.99

00:54:37.000 No!

00:54:38.000 Really?

00:54:38.000 No!

00:54:39.000 Even though you busted in your dream?

00:54:39.000 No, it was the weirdest dream of all time.

00:54:41.000 I've never had a dream that I jacked off.

00:54:43.000 I jerked off my car.

00:54:44.000 You haven't?

00:54:45.000 I've never had a jerk-off train.

00:54:46.000 Which car was it, though?

00:54:46.000 This is a big...

00:54:47.000 Ever.

00:54:48.000 What car was it, Joe?

00:54:49.000 I don't know.

00:54:50.000 I don't know.

00:54:51.000 Have you had a dream where you jacked off before? 1.00

00:54:54.000 I've had a dream where I'm having sex. 1.00

00:54:56.000 I've busted in my bed. 0.98

00:54:58.000 It's a nightmare. 1.00

00:54:59.000 It's like, fuck, man. 1.00

00:55:00.000 Wait a minute, you had a dream you had sex and you actually busted a nut? 1.00

00:55:02.000 It's called a wet dream, Eddie. 0.98

00:55:04.000 I thought those were a myth.

00:55:06.000 My dream was like, I had to figure out, I was going to meet some people and apparently didn't have any underwear on, I didn't have a shirt on, and I had to crack the door open.

00:55:14.000 I'm like, dude, I got a problem.

00:55:15.000 You gotta help me up.

00:55:16.000 And then I woke up going, what? 0.99

00:55:17.000 What the fuck kind of thought is that? 0.99

00:55:19.000 Where's this even coming from? 0.99

00:55:21.000 It's rare I remember my dreams.

00:55:23.000 It's weird you remember yours.

00:55:24.000 I remember mine last night.

00:55:26.000 I was walking around.

00:55:27.000 I was backstage at Bellator.

00:55:28.000 I was going to fight someone.

00:55:30.000 I can't remember.

00:55:30.000 And I was like, I'm not doing this.

00:55:32.000 I remember I was like pleading to him.

00:55:33.000 I'm not going to do it. 0.99

00:55:34.000 I'm not fucking ready, man. 0.98

00:55:36.000 I don't want to do this. 0.99

00:55:37.000 I don't need this.

00:55:38.000 I'm like arguing with someone.

00:55:39.000 I'm like, go out there.

00:55:40.000 I'm like, no!

00:55:41.000 No!

00:55:43.000 That's a weird thing.

00:55:44.000 That's like one of them, I gotta go back to high school and graduate things.

00:55:47.000 Yeah, that was strange.

00:55:48.000 Did you ever have those dreams?

00:55:49.000 Oh, the time.

00:55:50.000 I used to have nightmares.

00:55:50.000 Oh, you could never remember your locker.

00:55:52.000 The combination for your locker. 1.00

00:55:54.000 Like, how do I open this motherfucker? 1.00

00:55:56.000 My nightmares were credits. 1.00

00:55:58.000 I was too many credits shy of graduating high school.

00:56:01.000 They were making me go back another year.

00:56:03.000 You're like, no!

00:56:04.000 Wait, you graduated high school?

00:56:05.000 Yeah.

00:56:05.000 I did, but you remember when you were in high school, there was always that one dude that somehow or another fucked up and had to repeat his senior year.

00:56:13.000 Oh, dude. 0.99

00:56:14.000 So he's 18, everybody else is 17, this fucking dude is in high school with you. 0.99

00:56:18.000 He's the Jeep Wrangler. 1.00

00:56:19.000 He's just sad.

00:56:20.000 He's losing the year of his life.

00:56:23.000 It didn't work out.

00:56:23.000 I have this recurring nightmare that I don't think it's supposed to be a nightmare.

00:56:27.000 I think it's supposed to be a great dream, but it always turns into a nightmare because when I used to DJ at strip clubs, I had a good time.

00:56:34.000 It was always fun.

00:56:35.000 And then I dream about it.

00:56:37.000 I dream about it.

00:56:38.000 And the problem is...

00:56:40.000 To be a strip club DJ, you got to know your CDs and the girls that are going up and you're matching up the songs with the girls.

00:56:48.000 You got to be sharp.

00:56:48.000 Because they all want their different songs.

00:56:50.000 Exactly.

00:56:50.000 So in my dream, I think it's supposed to be a great dream, but I can never read the CDs and the managers getting mad at me.

00:56:57.000 I'm like, what girl's on stage?

00:57:00.000 And the only CD that I remember, the only one is The Crystal Method because that was my go-to CD. No other CDs.

00:57:07.000 I'm like, oh, I could always pull that one out.

00:57:09.000 As your default?

00:57:10.000 Yeah, because, you know, you got to change the song every two minutes and 45 seconds because every song means money for the club.

00:57:17.000 They're all getting lap dances. 0.99

00:57:18.000 So if you let a song go three and a half or four minutes, the manager will get on your ass. 1.00

00:57:22.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:57:23.000 It's three and a half minutes. 1.00

00:57:24.000 It's stressful.

00:57:24.000 It's very stressful.

00:57:25.000 So if there's a girl, a girl's bus about to go on stage and 15 seconds before she goes on stage, she goes, skip me. 0.99

00:57:32.000 I got a lap dance and we're over. 1.00

00:57:33.000 You fucked up, bitch. 1.00

00:57:33.000 I'm like, oh shit. 1.00

00:57:34.000 I got 15 seconds to find a replacement and to change the music. 0.99

00:57:38.000 I got a playlist.

00:57:39.000 Yeah, so in my dream, I'm having a fucking nightmare. 0.99

00:57:41.000 I'm like, I can't see the girl on stage, and I can't see my sissies. 1.00

00:57:45.000 It sounds like a nightmare. 0.88

00:57:46.000 Yeah, it's a total nightmare.

00:57:47.000 I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to get fired.

00:57:49.000 What am I going to do now?

00:57:50.000 I never figure, in my dream ever, do I realize that I make money teaching jiu-jitsu.

00:57:56.000 Never.

00:57:56.000 It's always, I lose my job, and I'm like, what am I going to do now?

00:57:59.000 And then I wake up, and I'm like...

00:58:01.000 I teach jujitsu.

00:58:02.000 I'm fine.

00:58:03.000 I'm fine.

00:58:06.000 You're the one in between the tracks.

00:58:08.000 Like, all right, ladies and gentlemen, bring up Dandy on stage seven.

00:58:11.000 No, but he never did it that way.

00:58:12.000 He didn't have the fake strip club.

00:58:14.000 Oh, no, no, no, I did.

00:58:15.000 You have to have the fake.

00:58:16.000 No, you have to have it.

00:58:18.000 You have to because if you talk regularly to the main stage, no, it was always, it was always my Simpsons DJ strip club voice.

00:58:27.000 All right, guys, put those hands together for London.

00:58:30.000 See, that's kind of cool.

00:58:32.000 No, but you have to say, you have to do that goofy voice to cut through.

00:58:36.000 Otherwise, people can't hear you. 0.68

00:58:37.000 If you just get on a mic in a strip club and you just talk like...

00:58:39.000 Hey, Kelly's on table seven over there. 0.69

00:58:41.000 It won't cut through.

00:58:42.000 It won't cut through.

00:58:43.000 Well, not only that, like, it has to have some drama to it, right?

00:58:46.000 Oh.

00:58:46.000 You can't just go, oh, here's Monica.

00:58:48.000 Yeah, she doesn't like doing this job, but here she is. 0.99

00:58:50.000 No, you got to.

00:58:50.000 You got to have that.

00:58:51.000 Check her out. 0.99

00:58:53.000 Here's Lindsay. 0.99

00:58:53.000 She's got some unfortunate tattoos. 0.99

00:58:54.000 Goofy.

00:58:55.000 She's a really sweet girl.

00:58:56.000 Hopefully she'll find a good guy and leave this job. 1.00

00:58:58.000 Kelly's made some terrible decisions.

00:58:59.000 Check her out. 0.99

00:59:00.000 Table three.

00:59:01.000 That back tattoo is unfortunate, but...

00:59:03.000 No, you got to go all out.

00:59:06.000 Listen, help her out. 1.00

00:59:08.000 She's had a rough childhood.

00:59:10.000 She's been in 25 foster homes.

00:59:12.000 Just hook her up. 0.96

00:59:13.000 Just hook her up. 0.96

00:59:16.000 Jason Knight. 1.00

00:59:17.000 Tough motherfucker. 1.00

00:59:20.000 They're calling the country Diaz. 1.00

00:59:22.000 Look at that fucking nose, man. 1.00

00:59:24.000 That nose is taking some punches, son. 1.00

00:59:26.000 Remember his nickname, The Country Diaz, because he's very similar to Diaz Brothers? 0.86

00:59:30.000 Minus the domestic abuse charges. 0.99

00:59:32.000 Well, very fucking... 0.99

00:59:33.000 That domestic abuse thing is a bummer, man. 0.99

00:59:35.000 We don't know the facts, though, do we, Jimmy?

00:59:37.000 Well, one of Nick's guys sent me something.

00:59:40.000 His friend? 0.92

00:59:41.000 Yeah, dating some crazy girl. 0.99

00:59:42.000 Doesn't count! 0.99

00:59:43.000 Doesn't count!

00:59:44.000 When your friend goes on, he goes, she's actually a stalker and really good...

00:59:46.000 He's a really good person. 1.00

00:59:47.000 I'm like, well, fuck, thanks, bro. 1.00

00:59:50.000 Jason Knight, nasty off his back. 1.00

00:59:53.000 Yeah, great card. 0.98

00:59:54.000 Nasty card.

00:59:55.000 Quick.

00:59:56.000 He's an Alan Belcher student.

00:59:58.000 Alan Belcher's jiu-jitsu is pretty awesome for MMA. This kid's been talking so much shit. 1.00

01:00:04.000 Maquan, Americani, Mr. Finland. 1.00

01:00:06.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:00:07.000 Remember Alan Belcher versus Rusamar Poharis? 1.00

01:00:12.000 When he beat the shit out of him. 0.99

01:00:13.000 That was one of the greatest fights of all fucking time. 0.99

01:00:17.000 Yeah, well, everybody was scared of that. 0.98

01:00:18.000 Dude, I saw him a week late.

01:00:19.000 I was right in there.

01:00:20.000 Dude, he had Rusamar in a twister, man. 0.99

01:00:22.000 He went into it.

01:00:23.000 I saw him a week later, and I was so impressed by it, I scared him.

01:00:26.000 You thought he was Mike Tyson.

01:00:28.000 I was like, bro!

01:00:29.000 He's like, Jesus Christ. 0.98

01:00:30.000 What you did was insane, man.

01:00:32.000 It was insane.

01:00:33.000 Especially at the time.

01:00:35.000 He had Roussimar in a twister.

01:00:37.000 He had him in the truck.

01:00:38.000 Almost finished him. 0.99

01:00:39.000 Roussimar gets out, has Alan Belcher in all sorts of leg lock trouble, and Alan Belcher just dismantled all that shit and beat the fuck out of him. 0.98

01:00:50.000 He brought in Dean Lister, and who else? 0.98

01:00:52.000 Was it Tom DeBlas?

01:00:53.000 Who else?

01:00:53.000 No, he brought in, for that fight for a month, he brought in Dean Lister and Davi Ramos, who's in the UFC. Davi Ramos.

01:00:58.000 Davi Ramos is really good at leg locks, too.

01:01:01.000 Davi Ramos is a beast.

01:01:02.000 He had Dean Lister and Davi Ramos on his legs for a month.

01:01:05.000 He said the first two weeks he tapped out probably 500 times, but then he started to learn how to stop the leg locks.

01:01:11.000 It took him a month. 0.97

01:01:11.000 Then he went into it, beat the shit out of it. 0.97

01:01:13.000 Then he made a DVD called Immunity, How to Stop Leg Locks. 0.92

01:01:18.000 That's right.

01:01:19.000 Remember that immunity?

01:01:20.000 Alan Belcher?

01:01:21.000 Look, he's over there talking. 1.00

01:01:23.000 Dude, I'm telling you, Homeboy's talking so much shit. 1.00

01:01:26.000 When they did the post, you know Wayne's when they always interview him? 1.00

01:01:28.000 He was like, I'm going to beat the shit out of him. 0.96

01:01:30.000 He was going hard in the pain. 0.99

01:01:32.000 Jason Knight did?

01:01:32.000 Yeah.

01:01:33.000 Well, Jason Knight is one of the few fighters in the UFC where they can't show his flag. 0.99

01:01:38.000 Because his flag's got the fucking rebel flag on it. 0.98

01:01:40.000 Mississippi still has the Confederate flag in their state. 1.00

01:01:42.000 Yeah, they're proud of that shit. 0.99

01:01:43.000 Jamie, can you get the fight on that screen as well, please? 1.00

01:01:46.000 That is crazy. 0.99

01:01:47.000 That is fucking crazy. 1.00

01:01:49.000 It says Fight of the Night written all over it. 1.00

01:01:51.000 This big-ass screen right here.

01:01:52.000 Bashab, why y'all turn around? 0.84

01:01:53.000 My neck's all stiff.

01:01:55.000 What are we doing here?

01:01:55.000 You okay?

01:01:55.000 Look at that one right there.

01:01:56.000 Right there, look. 1.00

01:01:57.000 Oh, fuck yeah. 0.99

01:01:57.000 We've got three screens in here. 0.99

01:01:59.000 This is like a goddamn sports bar. 0.99

01:02:00.000 It's like we're at Buffalo Wild Wings minus the wings. 0.99

01:02:04.000 This is a very, very interesting fight.

01:02:07.000 And they hate each other. 1.00

01:02:08.000 So, Amir Khan has been talking crazy shit, huh? 1.00

01:02:10.000 Oh, dude. 1.00

01:02:10.000 He's going so hard in the paint. 1.00

01:02:12.000 He goes, this is a long trip for you to come just for one round to get knocked out.

01:02:15.000 She's going super hard.

01:02:17.000 I think he's just trying to get him emotional.

01:02:19.000 Is he from England?

01:02:21.000 Yeah, does he live in England?

01:02:22.000 No, he lives in Finland.

01:02:23.000 At least he did for a while.

01:02:26.000 I don't know.

01:02:27.000 They used to call him Mr. Finland.

01:02:29.000 I think, yeah, Knight's the underdog here.

01:02:34.000 Well, I mean, it kind of has to be after those two losses in a row.

01:02:38.000 But Americani was a guy who burst on the scene a few years back.

01:02:43.000 And, you know, was really promising, but we haven't...

01:02:46.000 People don't talk about him much.

01:02:48.000 No.

01:02:48.000 You know?

01:02:49.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:02:52.000 Oh, jump on him! 1.00

01:02:53.000 Oh, look at that!

01:02:54.000 See, guard! 0.74

01:02:55.000 Americana, this isn't what he wants.

01:02:57.000 You don't want to get in these scrambles and this straight-up cockfight with Knight, man.

01:03:01.000 That's what he wants.

01:03:01.000 He pulled guard, quit!

01:03:02.000 He's talking shit to him. 1.00

01:03:03.000 He's talking shit to him. 1.00

01:03:04.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:03:05.000 Oh, please don't do that. 1.00

01:03:06.000 He's controlling his biceps and talking shit to him. 0.99

01:03:09.000 Yeah, don't do that, though. 1.00

01:03:10.000 Oh, good posture.

01:03:12.000 Yeah, he did a good job at avoiding any kind of guard attacks.

01:03:16.000 Yeah, the way he did that by planting down those biceps are very smooth.

01:03:19.000 Bicep control, and then he postured up at the perfect time, broke through those legs.

01:03:23.000 He's been doing his homework.

01:03:24.000 Yeah, and he's telling them that too. 0.98

01:03:26.000 You ain't getting shit off on me. 0.98

01:03:27.000 That snake tattoo hanging over his shoulder is interesting. 0.99

01:03:30.000 It's like Mandy to the main stage.

01:03:32.000 Yes, it's very similar.

01:03:34.000 Very similar.

01:03:40.000 Just talking.

01:03:41.000 He got hurt.

01:03:42.000 He got hurt.

01:03:43.000 He's trying to get emotional.

01:03:44.000 Those jabs are touching him. 0.95

01:03:46.000 He was having a problem with that eye.

01:03:47.000 Dude, he has a lot of scar tissue on his face.

01:03:50.000 If you look at his face, it looks like a Great White's nose. 1.00

01:03:52.000 It's just all sort of shit all over his face. 0.99

01:03:55.000 Well, that style. 1.00

01:03:56.000 I mean, that crazy bulldog style.

01:03:58.000 Doesn't really work these days, man.

01:03:59.000 Once you get to upper echelon level.

01:04:01.000 It works until you can't take a shot anymore.

01:04:04.000 It works and it doesn't.

01:04:05.000 Because your face just gets smashed in too much.

01:04:06.000 It works.

01:04:07.000 Then we get the technicians like, all right, cool man.

01:04:10.000 Like Justin Gaethje.

01:04:11.000 Exactly.

01:04:12.000 All right, that's what you want to do?

01:04:12.000 Cool.

01:04:14.000 Yeah, guys just are smart.

01:04:16.000 Maquan just keeps looking for that right hook counter, and he's doing it real nice.

01:04:21.000 I like what he's doing.

01:04:22.000 I like his jab, too.

01:04:23.000 Oh, there you go. 0.95

01:04:23.000 Oh, guillotine. 0.95

01:04:26.000 Oh.

01:04:28.000 Americani's a good wrestler, too.

01:04:30.000 Is he?

01:04:30.000 Yeah, very good.

01:04:31.000 That's his background. 1.00

01:04:32.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:04:32.000 Okay. 1.00

01:04:37.000 He just keeps more of that. 1.00

01:04:39.000 Damn, look at him. 1.00

01:04:39.000 He's talking shit. 1.00

01:04:41.000 He's comfortable in there. 1.00

01:04:43.000 Did that leg kick hurt him?

01:04:45.000 You think?

01:04:46.000 That inside one?

01:04:46.000 It always hurts.

01:04:47.000 That thing sucks. 0.97

01:04:48.000 Especially when you get kicked right above the knee. 1.00

01:04:51.000 It's a fucking terrible feeling. 0.99

01:04:53.000 It just feels like you're hoping your ligaments stay together, and they do. 1.00

01:04:57.000 They almost always do, but every time you get hit, they're like, shit! 1.00

01:05:00.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:05:02.000 Damn, wheel kicks. 1.00

01:05:03.000 Dude, how about Amanda Nunes kicks against Raquel Pennington? 1.00

01:05:06.000 Pennington said that first kick, she had surgery on that leg. 1.00

01:05:08.000 Oh, shit, dude! 0.99

01:05:09.000 He stomped right on that knee and folded him a little bit. 1.00

01:05:12.000 You see that?

01:05:12.000 Yeah.

01:05:13.000 He's throwing a nice variety of kicks.

01:05:15.000 I like that.

01:05:15.000 Yeah, well, he's got to do that.

01:05:17.000 Guys that are fighting today, there's a whole bunch of them.

01:05:20.000 They don't throw really any kicks still.

01:05:22.000 They're still out there and they don't throw anything.

01:05:24.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:05:25.000 At the lighter levels, they kind of mix it all up.

01:05:28.000 You shouldn't mix it up at all levels.

01:05:30.000 The heavyweights don't though.

01:05:30.000 The light heavyweights, heavyweights don't.

01:05:31.000 Because you know what? 0.98

01:05:32.000 I love Damien Maia fucking more than any other fighter out there. 0.99

01:05:35.000 I think by now he should... 0.99

01:05:38.000 Oh! 0.60

01:05:39.000 Oh! 1.00

01:05:40.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:05:42.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:05:44.000 Damn. 1.00

01:05:45.000 He should have stayed on top. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Why did he do that?

01:05:47.000 He should have stayed on top. 1.00

01:05:48.000 The fuck? 1.00

01:05:49.000 He's still hurt, though. 1.00

01:05:49.000 He's still hurt. 1.00

01:05:50.000 Amir Khan, he's still hurt. 1.00

01:05:52.000 He got fucked up by that shot. 1.00

01:05:54.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:05:55.000 He cracked him. 1.00

01:05:56.000 Oh! 0.60

01:05:57.000 He did it again! 1.00

01:05:58.000 Oh shit! 1.00

01:06:02.000 Dude, what the fuck is he doing? 1.00

01:06:04.000 He likes fighting off his back. 1.00

01:06:06.000 He likes it.

01:06:07.000 He's recovering.

01:06:07.000 Yeah, but look, he's in mission control here.

01:06:09.000 This ain't bad.

01:06:10.000 This ain't bad at all. 0.87

01:06:11.000 He can go dead orchard right there. 0.97

01:06:13.000 All he's got to do is triangle his legs. 0.99

01:06:15.000 Just triangle his legs.

01:06:16.000 That's all he's got to do. 1.00

01:06:18.000 Oh shit. 1.00

01:06:19.000 If he triangled his legs, he'd get him in a dead orchard. 1.00

01:06:23.000 Does he know it?

01:06:24.000 He's singling out that arm.

01:06:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:26.000 Yeah, he knows it.

01:06:26.000 But what he's trying to do is clear the neck.

01:06:28.000 That's the main thing he's trying to do.

01:06:29.000 He's trying to get to Invisible Collar at this point.

01:06:32.000 Or some kind of meat hook or something. 1.00

01:06:35.000 That's stupid. 1.00

01:06:36.000 There it is. 1.00

01:06:38.000 He's got him!

01:06:40.000 He's got him!

01:06:42.000 He's got him!

01:06:44.000 He's got him!

01:06:45.000 He's got him!

01:06:46.000 Oh, he got out! 1.00

01:06:48.000 Shit! 1.00

01:06:48.000 Look at that, Darth! 1.00

01:06:49.000 Guilty, go for it.

01:06:51.000 Ten seconds.

01:06:52.000 Couple shots! 1.00

01:06:53.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:06:55.000 Look at him, look at him. 1.00

01:06:55.000 That was fucking awesome. 1.00

01:06:57.000 You ain't talking shit anymore. 1.00

01:06:59.000 God damn! 1.00

01:06:59.000 How about he start talking shit? 1.00

01:07:00.000 How about he start talking shit again? 1.00

01:07:02.000 No, I think he said he did good. 1.00

01:07:04.000 What's wrong with this kid?

01:07:05.000 Oh, you went to the wrong corner. 1.00

01:07:07.000 Damn. 1.00

01:07:07.000 They both did. 1.00

01:07:10.000 They both fucked up. 1.00

01:07:12.000 That was awesome. 1.00

01:07:12.000 Everybody getting braced. 1.00

01:07:13.000 Jason Knight caught him with some good shots, dude. 1.00

01:07:15.000 Damn. 1.00

01:07:16.000 Heard him bad. 1.00

01:07:16.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:07:17.000 Heard him bad. 1.00

01:07:18.000 Come on, Chase. 0.96

01:07:19.000 With 40 seconds left to fucking go down to guard, like, I don't care if you like it or not, it's a bad idea, man. 0.98

01:07:23.000 You almost had him in a triangle. 0.98

01:07:25.000 Listen, man, if that fight was two minutes longer, he could have caught him in something.

01:07:28.000 It's not, though.

01:07:29.000 They were scrambling.

01:07:30.000 He got to the top.

01:07:30.000 30 seconds?

01:07:31.000 He was on top of him.

01:07:31.000 You know how hard it is to get a finish guy in 30 seconds?

01:07:34.000 It all depends on the situation.

01:07:36.000 You like it?

01:07:36.000 I like it.

01:07:37.000 I like it all.

01:07:41.000 If pulling guard is so suicidal, like people say...

01:07:45.000 I'm not saying it is.

01:07:46.000 I'm a fan of it.

01:07:47.000 Why is it so hard for Damien Maia to pull guard? 0.96

01:07:50.000 He'll sit on his butt and people don't want to get on top of him. 0.96

01:07:52.000 They make him stand up. 0.98

01:07:53.000 Oh, look at that!

01:07:54.000 Look at that!

01:07:54.000 Because that's literally the only way he can win.

01:07:56.000 Look at this!

01:07:57.000 Boom! 0.99

01:07:58.000 Damien Maia can't win any other way.

01:08:01.000 Here we go.

01:08:02.000 Exactly.

01:08:03.000 Round two. 0.99

01:08:05.000 Amir Khani got fucked up in that first round. 0.99

01:08:07.000 Ooh, look at Knight. 1.00

01:08:08.000 Dude, he's still confident, but he's a little bit like, ah, fuck. 1.00

01:08:11.000 And Amir Khani's still taking big, deep breaths. 1.00

01:08:13.000 Dude, he got hurt bad. 0.90

01:08:15.000 That one uppercut really fucked him up. 1.00

01:08:20.000 Anyone else just rootin' hard as fuck for Knight? 0.99

01:08:23.000 Yeah, right now. 0.99

01:08:24.000 Right?

01:08:26.000 I don't like the smirk on McHoney's face.

01:08:28.000 He's a tough guy.

01:08:29.000 I like watching him fight, but I also like a guy coming back from two fights down.

01:08:34.000 Dude, you lose three in a row, it'd be tough.

01:08:36.000 His career would be in trouble, man.

01:08:39.000 You can go to 1FC. How dare you.

01:08:43.000 Dude, 1FC's putting on some good fucking shows. 1.00

01:08:45.000 Come on, boys. 1.00

01:08:46.000 They are.

01:08:48.000 1FC's awesome.

01:08:48.000 I like it, too, but compared to the UFC. And then there's Bellator, too.

01:08:51.000 He's not done.

01:08:52.000 Yeah, but the problem with 1FC is just about exposure.

01:08:56.000 They've got some great TIE fighters over there.

01:08:58.000 In Asia, 1FC is huge.

01:09:00.000 Huge.

01:09:01.000 Huge.

01:09:01.000 Dude, it's giant.

01:09:02.000 It reaches like a billion households.

01:09:04.000 Yeah, Ben Eskin's a huge star.

01:09:07.000 No, that didn't work out.

01:09:07.000 In Asia he is.

01:09:09.000 Oh, look at this.

01:09:12.000 Yes, he's in Asia too now, son.

01:09:14.000 Yeah, it is, but 1FC, I'm telling you, Brendan, it is very big overseas.

01:09:19.000 I know it's big.

01:09:20.000 I know it's big.

01:09:21.000 If you're not in the UFC, it's a tough go, man.

01:09:25.000 It is.

01:09:26.000 It's a tough go, but I think 1FC is catching up in Asia.

01:09:31.000 I mean, they're bigger than Bellator is over there.

01:09:34.000 Bellator doesn't really do Asia.

01:09:35.000 Exactly.

01:09:36.000 But that's our number two, right?

01:09:38.000 Our number two in America is Bellator.

01:09:41.000 Bellator's getting bigger, right?

01:09:42.000 It's bigger.

01:09:43.000 I mean, they're in Europe.

01:09:44.000 They obviously just had that card in London.

01:09:45.000 Well, with their heavyweight tournament they're doing, they're killing it right now.

01:09:50.000 Really?

01:09:50.000 In the ratings?

01:09:51.000 Yeah, you got Chael Fedor coming up.

01:09:52.000 You got Ryan Bader, Mitrione.

01:09:54.000 Well, they need a heavyweight champion. 0.62

01:09:55.000 You got Michael Venom Page.

01:09:56.000 It's crazy that they don't have a heavyweight champion.

01:09:58.000 You can have one now, end of the year.

01:09:59.000 Yeah.

01:10:00.000 There ain't that many big guys, man.

01:10:01.000 If it's Ryan Bader, it could be issues, right?

01:10:03.000 Because he's a light heavyweight.

01:10:04.000 And he's the light heavyweight champ.

01:10:05.000 But maybe he fights better at heavyweight than he does at light heavyweight.

01:10:09.000 True.

01:10:09.000 Did you see Phil Davis' head kick KO? That was crazy.

01:10:13.000 Phil Davis looks good.

01:10:13.000 That was nasty.

01:10:17.000 Amir Khan wins it. 1.00

01:10:18.000 Night talking shit now. 1.00

01:10:20.000 He has some confidence. 1.00

01:10:20.000 Man. 1.00

01:10:22.000 Americani got that nice jab and hook combo.

01:10:26.000 Look at that.

01:10:26.000 Yeah, that right hand.

01:10:27.000 He just looked for that hook.

01:10:29.000 Oh, he clipped him. 1.00

01:10:30.000 Damn, he's got a good right hook. 0.99

01:10:31.000 Oh, nice uppercut, too. 0.99

01:10:33.000 He mixed it up.

01:10:37.000 We're missing Callan right now going, God, these guys are sweating. 0.86

01:10:39.000 Why doesn't he just hit him with the right hand?

01:10:42.000 Callan would be like, why doesn't he just throw?

01:10:44.000 No, Callan would go, you've got to keep your hands up.

01:10:45.000 Why doesn't he throw the front kick? 1.00

01:10:46.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:10:47.000 We tagged him again. 1.00

01:10:48.000 Oop, he's hurt. 0.58

01:10:49.000 Guillotine. 0.97

01:10:50.000 Guillotine coming in hot. 0.98

01:10:51.000 Nope, pass.

01:10:52.000 Nope.

01:10:53.000 Again.

01:10:59.000 He can't get his leg up.

01:11:01.000 Triangle on the body.

01:11:02.000 He's doing a good job at defending.

01:11:04.000 You wouldn't give that first round 10-8, would you?

01:11:07.000 No.

01:11:08.000 No.

01:11:09.000 No.

01:11:09.000 Maybe.

01:11:10.000 He knocked him down.

01:11:11.000 Maybe with the new rules.

01:11:11.000 What's the new rule?

01:11:13.000 The new scoring system.

01:11:15.000 What is it?

01:11:15.000 The new scoring system is when you show a clear advantage.

01:11:20.000 You'd have to have someone look at it, but a clear advantage...

01:11:24.000 Is the difference between winning and winning clearly.

01:11:27.000 He clearly won that first round.

01:11:29.000 I would have to look at it, like how they frame it now.

01:11:33.000 I think we have a real problem being imprisoned by that 10-point system. 1.00

01:11:37.000 I think the 10-point system is stupid. 1.00

01:11:39.000 Preach. 1.00

01:11:40.000 What do you think about recently?

01:11:42.000 There have been a bunch of early stand-ups from the ground.

01:11:47.000 Well, the Leon Roberts one with Damian Maia and Usman was ridiculous.

01:11:53.000 What are you talking about with The Wizard? 0.99

01:11:55.000 Ridiculous. 0.98

01:11:55.000 Dude, he had his back. 0.98

01:11:57.000 That was super ridiculous. 0.98

01:11:59.000 That's someone not knowing what's going on. 0.91

01:12:00.000 Not only that, I mean, you're dealing with a fighter that is taking a fight on last-minute notice against a super-dominant wrestler, and he essentially is in a great position and could maybe get his back.

01:12:10.000 And that's his biggest advantage?

01:12:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:12.000 You fucked him. 1.00

01:12:13.000 Americani takes him down now. 1.00

01:12:14.000 Here. 1.00

01:12:15.000 Yeah, he fucked. 1.00

01:12:16.000 There was another fight recently when they were on the ground and the guy was like side controller of the mount and the ref stood him up. 1.00

01:12:22.000 Like, what the fuck is that about? 0.99

01:12:23.000 On that same chili card, there's also in the girls fight where the female referee let them just stay on their butt with no engagement. 1.00

01:12:30.000 I'm like, stand them up, man. 0.96

01:12:31.000 Right.

01:12:31.000 No, obviously she doesn't want to be down there.

01:12:33.000 She does.

01:12:33.000 No one's interacting.

01:12:34.000 Let's go. 0.99

01:12:36.000 Jason Knight, he's got a fucking wicked mission control. 0.99

01:12:40.000 He pulls to that mission control. 1.00

01:12:42.000 He's got mead hook right now.

01:12:43.000 He could hit a triangle right here.

01:12:45.000 Mead hook.

01:12:46.000 Look at that.

01:12:46.000 Boom.

01:12:50.000 I mean, Connie ain't doing shit on the ground either. 0.97

01:12:53.000 He's not getting... 0.98

01:12:54.000 I mean, he might be doing okay defensively, but he's not getting shit off offensively. 0.98

01:12:58.000 No, he's threatened nonstop down there. 0.91

01:13:00.000 Which, to me, should be a win for Jason Knight.

01:13:03.000 Jason Knight going for a leg lock here.

01:13:06.000 Have you thought about it?

01:13:09.000 Americani, outstanding.

01:13:10.000 He's losing.

01:13:10.000 And so he goes to the ground.

01:13:11.000 Look at that.

01:13:12.000 Leg lock right here. 1.00

01:13:14.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:13:16.000 It's like a round apiece. 1.00

01:13:19.000 Maybe?

01:13:20.000 Maybe.

01:13:20.000 I don't know about that.

01:13:22.000 Just take down a lone one?

01:13:23.000 The judges for sure give him that to Americani. 0.89

01:13:25.000 Yeah.

01:13:26.000 It's 1-1.

01:13:27.000 Yeah, 1-1.

01:13:27.000 But he didn't do anything with him on the ground.

01:13:29.000 Like, zero nothing.

01:13:30.000 He still took him down, though.

01:13:32.000 He still took him down.

01:13:33.000 It sucks, though, because Jason Knight was doing work and threatening him the entire time on the ground.

01:13:36.000 Get the gift to Americani. 0.95

01:13:37.000 He's on the defensive.

01:13:39.000 The flaws in our judging is insane. 0.99

01:13:42.000 It's fucking insane. 0.97

01:13:43.000 I feel like it should be like a 100-point system. 0.98

01:13:46.000 I feel like there should never be any stand-ups.

01:13:48.000 Five-minute rounds, there should never be any stand-ups.

01:13:51.000 Yeah, I'm with you.

01:13:52.000 Why are you standing them up?

01:13:53.000 Never?

01:13:54.000 Never.

01:13:55.000 Five minutes?

01:13:56.000 I agree.

01:13:56.000 By the time they get to the ground, there's not any get-downs.

01:13:59.000 If it's boring on the feet, they're not...

01:14:01.000 They're not doing what they do in wrestling. 1.00

01:14:04.000 Tough shit. 0.99

01:14:05.000 That's just the fight. 1.00

01:14:06.000 That's just the way it goes. 0.98

01:14:06.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.98

01:14:07.000 You're going to get a chance in four minutes to get back up to the feet when the round's over. 0.99

01:14:11.000 Because what happens, Brendan, this is what happens.

01:14:16.000 If they stand them up because they're holding, then guys, why would they learn jiu-jitsu?

01:14:21.000 If they get taken down, if a striker gets taken down, all you got to do is get good at holding and the ref's going to stand them up.

01:14:26.000 That's what it leads to and it fucks the sport up.

01:14:28.000 Round three.

01:14:28.000 You can't have that.

01:14:29.000 That gives a striker a reason to not learn jiu-jitsu and just hold and look to the referee to stand him up.

01:14:36.000 That fucks up the sport.

01:14:37.000 Or you just learn wrestling and keep winning by just holding him down.

01:14:40.000 One takedown, the fight's over.

01:14:41.000 Then you've got to learn how to fight off your back.

01:14:43.000 You've got to learn how to fight.

01:14:44.000 I agree with this.

01:14:44.000 You've got to push the sport.

01:14:46.000 You can't go backwards.

01:14:47.000 Look at Amerikani looking for a takedown again. 0.99

01:14:49.000 Standing up the fight, that takes everything backwards.

01:14:51.000 It makes it so you don't have to learn jiu-jitsu.

01:14:53.000 If the guys are trying to win the fight, though, it's an issue, man.

01:14:55.000 You could say the same thing about them standing.

01:14:57.000 That happens all the time standing. 0.99

01:14:59.000 No one says shit about that. 0.99

01:15:00.000 We can't put them to the ground. 0.99

01:15:00.000 Why not? 0.99

01:15:01.000 We do it in combat jiu-jitsu.

01:15:02.000 We have get-downs, baby.

01:15:04.000 Get-downs?

01:15:04.000 We have get-downs.

01:15:06.000 Get-downs.

01:15:06.000 I'm not mad at that.

01:15:08.000 In two minutes, if there's no take-down in two minutes, we get them down.

01:15:11.000 Remember when this was illegal?

01:15:12.000 These kidney strikes were illegal?

01:15:14.000 They're not illegal anymore.

01:15:15.000 They should do more of those when a guy has someone's back.

01:15:18.000 Remember how Hickson used to do that to the stomach?

01:15:20.000 Why don't they do that?

01:15:21.000 That opens up the neck.

01:15:23.000 People forget about it.

01:15:24.000 They don't even think about it.

01:15:26.000 Yeah, it's true.

01:15:27.000 It opens up the neck.

01:15:28.000 Dude, those are some serious kicks to the stomach.

01:15:30.000 No one does it.

01:15:30.000 Especially when you're breathing hard.

01:15:31.000 Nobody does it.

01:15:32.000 They never do it.

01:15:33.000 Okay, he's trying to create some space.

01:15:34.000 Amir Khan, he's a strong wrestler, man.

01:15:35.000 He's got to hit a flying kung fu here. 1.00

01:15:37.000 This guy's too greasy.

01:15:39.000 His face is good.

01:15:40.000 Oh, triangle. 1.00

01:15:41.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:15:43.000 He had it for a second. 1.00

01:15:44.000 He's trying. 1.00

01:15:45.000 He's trying to throw some shit up. 1.00

01:15:47.000 There it is. 1.00

01:15:48.000 John Cavanaugh keeps throwing some shit up. 1.00

01:15:50.000 Cavanaugh's in whose corner? 1.00

01:15:52.000 Americanis?

01:15:53.000 Must be, huh?

01:15:55.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:15:56.000 But of course.

01:15:58.000 How's your boy Dan Hart?

01:15:59.000 Do you still talk to him, Eddie?

01:16:00.000 Are you in touch with him at all?

01:16:01.000 I haven't talked to him in a while, but he seems to be doing great as the commentator.

01:16:04.000 Yeah, he's doing great.

01:16:05.000 He's really good at it.

01:16:06.000 He's got a book out, too.

01:16:08.000 What does it say?

01:16:08.000 Like Half Reptile or something like that?

01:16:10.000 50% Reptile?

01:16:12.000 I forget what his name is.

01:16:13.000 Mixed martial arts on conspiracy theories.

01:16:14.000 I think of his life.

01:16:16.000 He's got to go for a triangle right here.

01:16:18.000 I think it's about him.

01:16:19.000 It's all conspiracy theories.

01:16:21.000 Part reptile.

01:16:24.000 And it's about his life story or something?

01:16:25.000 UFC, MMA, and me.

01:16:27.000 Part reptile.

01:16:28.000 God, I feel like it's a bad name for a book.

01:16:30.000 I don't know, maybe he's got a rationalization for it. 0.99

01:16:33.000 Damn. 1.00

01:16:34.000 Lizardman. 1.00

01:16:34.000 This is a terrible position for Jason Knight. 1.00

01:16:38.000 He's losing. 0.99

01:16:39.000 But Amir Khani is not doing jack shit. 0.99

01:16:41.000 It doesn't matter. 0.99

01:16:42.000 But Jason Knight is threatening off of his back.

01:16:45.000 It's close.

01:16:46.000 There we go.

01:16:47.000 You guys call it the crackhead?

01:16:49.000 That's actually New York crackhead right there.

01:16:54.000 Like, what is our mayor Connie gonna do here?

01:16:56.000 He's trying to stack them and just pressure through and just survive here.

01:17:00.000 Look at him. 1.00

01:17:00.000 He's talking shit like he's not doing anything. 1.00

01:17:03.000 This is what you guys want it though. 0.99

01:17:04.000 Yeah, I want it.

01:17:05.000 Yeah, I like this.

01:17:05.000 I don't want them to stand it up.

01:17:07.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:17:09.000 He stood him up right when we were talking about Mark Goddard. 1.00

01:17:12.000 How dare you?

01:17:13.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:17:15.000 Jason Knight was complaining though. 0.99

01:17:16.000 Jason Knight was going, dude, he's not doing shit. 0.99

01:17:18.000 He wasn't doing shit. 0.99

01:17:19.000 That is true. 0.98

01:17:22.000 Jesus Christ.

01:17:24.000 How dare you stand him up for action?

01:17:26.000 How dare you?

01:17:27.000 There's action on the ground!

01:17:28.000 Well, I like this action.

01:17:30.000 Oh! 0.60

01:17:30.000 Oh, he stunned him. 0.60

01:17:31.000 He stunned him.

01:17:35.000 Omerikani, please quit taking him down.

01:17:37.000 Well, he wants some points.

01:17:39.000 Well, he's getting them.

01:17:40.000 I mean, that's literally all he's been able to do in this fight other than that couple of jabs he landed in the first round.

01:17:46.000 True.

01:17:46.000 Knight's been beating him.

01:17:48.000 Stand up.

01:17:49.000 Oh, he's going for the leg lock.

01:17:51.000 That's a tough sell.

01:17:53.000 Yeah.

01:17:54.000 He's got to do something.

01:17:55.000 Yeah.

01:17:56.000 He might be losing this now.

01:17:57.000 Oh, dude, for sure he's losing this fight.

01:17:59.000 But it's weird. 0.97

01:18:00.000 He's losing the fight, but what the fuck has Amir Khani done? 0.98

01:18:03.000 Taking him down. 0.98

01:18:04.000 But that's it.

01:18:04.000 Is that enough?

01:18:05.000 There it is. 1.00

01:18:05.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:18:06.000 Triangle right there. 1.00

01:18:07.000 Triangle, triangle.

01:18:08.000 Is just being on top enough? 0.76

01:18:10.000 When the guy on top isn't doing shit but defending, he got the takedown.

01:18:14.000 But it's not good enough. 0.90

01:18:16.000 It is in our current sport.

01:18:18.000 But how much of this should be scored with Jason Knight controlling off of his back and going for submissions versus Amir Khani literally here doing nothing.

01:18:26.000 Zero.

01:18:27.000 But he has top control, right?

01:18:29.000 But his control, though.

01:18:31.000 He's just on top.

01:18:32.000 He doesn't have any control.

01:18:33.000 Yeah, but he's not doing anything but holding him in the spot.

01:18:36.000 But Jason Knight's not landing.

01:18:37.000 He's at least trying to be offensive off of his back.

01:18:42.000 Americani is literally doing nothing.

01:18:44.000 All he's doing is holding on here.

01:18:46.000 That's what you guys wanted.

01:18:47.000 That's part of the sport.

01:18:49.000 There he lands a shot.

01:18:51.000 That's good for him.

01:18:52.000 That's good for him.

01:18:53.000 But Jason Knight is being way more active.

01:18:55.000 Americani's throwing a few shots there.

01:18:57.000 Passed.

01:18:58.000 Yeah, now he passed.

01:18:59.000 I'm with you, man.

01:19:00.000 But the way they score.

01:19:02.000 Look out for Jason Knight's neck.

01:19:05.000 Amir Khan has this fight easily.

01:19:06.000 Ooh, he could have a 10-finger choke, yeah.

01:19:08.000 You remember that? 1.00

01:19:09.000 What is that fucking... 1.00

01:19:10.000 That step over... 1.00

01:19:11.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:19:11.000 Oh, he hurt him. 1.00

01:19:12.000 He hurt him.

01:19:13.000 Amir Khan hurt him.

01:19:14.000 Is that a legal knee, though?

01:19:15.000 I think it was a punch that hurt him.

01:19:17.000 I think the knee was to the body, wasn't it?

01:19:19.000 Was it?

01:19:19.000 There it is.

01:19:20.000 Oh...

01:19:21.000 No, Americani definitely won this fight.

01:19:23.000 I don't think he's going to win any fans in this fight.

01:19:25.000 Eddie, what's that technique? 0.81

01:19:26.000 Goddammit, I can't...

01:19:27.000 You've got one arm under the arm, one arm over the top, and you step over with the legs.

01:19:35.000 You know that move. 1.00

01:19:36.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:19:36.000 Peruvian necktie. 1.00

01:19:38.000 I call it a ten-finger choke.

01:19:39.000 I forgot the peruvian...

01:19:40.000 Well, isn't a ten-finger choke the one when it's in the chest?

01:19:44.000 You got him in the chest, and you have the head planted in the chest.

01:19:48.000 We would call it the 10-finger choke, say Peruvian necktie. 0.97

01:19:50.000 For whatever reason, we'd call it the 10-finger choke.

01:19:52.000 Well, Tony D'Souza is the reason why everybody calls it the Peruvian necktie, because he's from Padu.

01:19:58.000 Yeah, and there's a Peruvian darts as well, too.

01:20:00.000 Oh, there it is.

01:20:02.000 He was out, out, huh?

01:20:02.000 Look at that.

01:20:03.000 I got pissed so hard.

01:20:04.000 Boom.

01:20:05.000 He knocked him down twice.

01:20:06.000 Yep, twice.

01:20:07.000 So was it a 10-8 round, that first one?

01:20:09.000 It could be a draw.

01:20:10.000 I can see that being a 10-8 round.

01:20:11.000 It could be a draw.

01:20:12.000 Is this guy from the UK? No, Finland.

01:20:15.000 Oh, he's not from the UK. So, hey, maybe...

01:20:17.000 We traded with Kavanaugh.

01:20:19.000 Nah, I bet Jason Knight loses the fight decision.

01:20:22.000 Could be.

01:20:23.000 Could be.

01:20:27.000 Interesting.

01:20:36.000 What do you think?

01:20:37.000 They're probably going to give it to Murakami.

01:20:40.000 What's his name?

01:20:42.000 Amir Khani.

01:20:42.000 Yeah, they'll probably give it to him.

01:20:44.000 He got the takedowns.

01:20:47.000 He didn't do anything on top, but those takedowns count.

01:20:51.000 Yeah.

01:20:54.000 Yeah.

01:20:57.000 Interesting.

01:20:58.000 Now, is that the co-main?

01:21:00.000 Do you remember that guy?

01:21:03.000 I think the first guillotine master in MMA was that little pequeno guy. 1.00

01:21:10.000 Do you remember him?

01:21:11.000 He used to fight and shoot a little Brazilian guy.

01:21:13.000 His name was Antonio Nogueira.

01:21:16.000 Pequeño?

01:21:17.000 How did I forget about him? 1.00

01:21:18.000 Dude, he guillotined so many motherfuckers. 0.99

01:21:20.000 I think he was an Andre Penedaris guy from Nova Union. 0.99

01:21:25.000 Remember him? 0.65

01:21:26.000 He was a guy that if you shot in on him, he was going to guillotine you. 0.83

01:21:31.000 And he had his own special 10-finger guillotine. 0.83

01:21:33.000 I don't know exactly how he did it.

01:21:35.000 Everyone's got their own little modifications for guillotines because you really can't see the grip.

01:21:40.000 When you get a guillotine, the grip is actually hidden.

01:21:43.000 It's hard to tell what kind of guillotine you're putting in.

01:21:46.000 Even with the high elbow guillotines, the marcelotene, it's hard to tell if you're holding it like this or like this, because the grip is hidden.

01:21:55.000 Yeah.

01:21:56.000 Secret guillotines.

01:21:57.000 And the way that Pequeño Nogueira did it...

01:22:01.000 Man, I still don't.

01:22:02.000 I still...

01:22:03.000 I don't remember.

01:22:05.000 It's a weird little secret grip.

01:22:07.000 Did you ever get into the pretzel grip?

01:22:08.000 Were you big on that weird grip where the palm of the bottom hand is facing outward and the palm of the top hand is facing towards you?

01:22:19.000 That's a great...

01:22:19.000 That's a great grip if you get your hands together.

01:22:23.000 That's a great grip.

01:22:24.000 But the reason why Marcello, instead of going here, he goes here.

01:22:29.000 That's the difference.

01:22:30.000 When you go here, you need your palms to meet.

01:22:35.000 So if there's a guy here, and I'm trying to guillotine him, the first thing he's going to do is bring up his hands like this.

01:22:42.000 He's going to defend a guillotine like this.

01:22:45.000 His first move is going to be to come between your hands, right? 0.66

01:22:49.000 So if you could beat his hand, then you're good.

01:22:52.000 Then this is amazing. 0.95

01:22:53.000 But if you don't beat his hand, then the guillotine is lost. 0.99

01:22:57.000 But if he comes up and blocks it like this, and I come around the back of my hand, he's still fucked. 0.99

01:23:04.000 So it's a false sense of security. 0.99

01:23:06.000 Split decision.

01:23:07.000 I'm Erkani.

01:23:08.000 Interesting.

01:23:12.000 Interesting.

01:23:13.000 Yeah.

01:23:14.000 Does that make sense on the grip?

01:23:15.000 Yes, it does.

01:23:16.000 Also, too, like the same as like with a rear naked. 0.95

01:23:19.000 It's like if you can keep that hand flat, it's easier to slide it up in there than if you got it like this where it's harder to get it underneath the chin.

01:23:26.000 I'm not too sure about that.

01:23:28.000 With the guillotine, it's just a lot of people do it with the pretzel grip here.

01:23:32.000 But you gotta get your hands together.

01:23:35.000 With the Marcelo Garcia variation, it doesn't matter.

01:23:40.000 Their hands are gonna come up, they think they're safe, but we're going behind our own hand. 0.72

01:23:45.000 So that's when Marcelo was fucking people up with that on the daily. 0.99

01:23:51.000 Black belts were going, what the What the fuck is going on? 1.00

01:23:53.000 I'm defending the guillotine and I'm still tapping. 1.00

01:23:56.000 Right.

01:23:56.000 It was the grip.

01:23:57.000 What'd they give it?

01:23:58.000 Split decision.

01:23:59.000 Amir Khani.

01:24:01.000 Yeah.

01:24:05.000 That's tough for...

01:24:06.000 Yeah.

01:24:08.000 What are you gonna do?

01:24:11.000 You say Cap Swanson?

01:24:13.000 Is that what he said?

01:24:17.000 That's not a good move for him.

01:24:19.000 No.

01:24:21.000 Cub Swanson's on another level.

01:24:22.000 Who's he calling out?

01:24:24.000 I don't know.

01:24:24.000 He's calling Jimmy Manoa right now.

01:24:25.000 He's saying something to Jimmy Manoa. 0.59

01:24:34.000 I never see crazy guys like this.

01:24:40.000 What's the next fight?

01:24:41.000 He's talking about an old story with Jimmy Manilow to the rest of the crowd.

01:24:44.000 Remember that time we saw each other in the bar with a gold necklace on?

01:24:48.000 Amazing.

01:24:49.000 Arnold Allen vs.

01:24:50.000 Mads Burnell.

01:24:51.000 Show up the card.

01:24:53.000 Pull up the card.

01:24:56.000 He's probably delirious from that uppercut.

01:24:59.000 Aljamain!

01:25:01.000 He's trying to get a fight with Dominic Cruz. 1.00

01:25:02.000 He's a bad motherfucker, Al Jermaine. 0.99

01:25:04.000 I like how he bounced back from that Marlon Marais fight, too. 1.00

01:25:07.000 I know.

01:25:07.000 He bounced back.

01:25:08.000 Dude, Marlon Marais vs.

01:25:10.000 Jimmy Rivera coming up.

01:25:11.000 I think that's next week. 0.99

01:25:12.000 That's a motherfucking fight. 0.99

01:25:14.000 Yeah, it is next week, right? 0.99

01:25:17.000 Is that next week?

01:25:19.000 Think so?

01:25:19.000 It's a fight night.

01:25:20.000 Dude, we need to have a fight companion for that motherfucker. 1.00

01:25:23.000 What day is that? 1.00

01:25:23.000 Jimmy Rivera is a motherfucker. 1.00

01:25:25.000 He's a beast. 1.00

01:25:26.000 What day is that? 0.97

01:25:27.000 Is that Saturday?

01:25:28.000 June 1st.

01:25:29.000 Friday night?

01:25:29.000 June 1st?

01:25:31.000 I'm in town.

01:25:32.000 You in town?

01:25:32.000 I'm in town.

01:25:33.000 Let's do this.

01:25:35.000 I'm trying to get weird.

01:25:36.000 Son?

01:25:36.000 By weird, I mean sit and talk fights.

01:25:38.000 Oh.

01:25:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:25:41.000 Fuck yeah, man. 1.00

01:25:41.000 Let's do that. 1.00

01:25:42.000 Is Callan in town?

01:25:44.000 Callan's hustling right now, getting ready to do his special, right?

01:25:46.000 Shooting his special in July.

01:25:47.000 Woo! 0.99

01:25:47.000 I'm opening for him. 0.99

01:25:48.000 In Chicago.

01:25:49.000 Woo! 0.99

01:25:50.000 He's ready.

01:25:51.000 He's ready.

01:25:52.000 He said he's amped up.

01:25:53.000 Best he's ever been.

01:25:54.000 That's awesome.

01:25:55.000 Your boy, yeah, hopefully he gets picked up by Netflix or Showtime.

01:25:58.000 Your boy Joey Diaz last night.

01:26:00.000 On fire.

01:26:05.000 Just flamethrower.

01:26:06.000 I was like, Jesus Christ.

01:26:08.000 He's on fire right now, man.

01:26:09.000 He's on fire.

01:26:10.000 I just put, Jesus Christ, Joseph. 1.00

01:26:12.000 Still fucking around, too. 1.00

01:26:13.000 Still trying new shit on stage. 1.00

01:26:15.000 Well, he was telling me that. 0.98

01:26:17.000 Because Netflix, some of the references he has, they're like, you can't say this.

01:26:20.000 You need to change to this.

01:26:21.000 So he's messing with that.

01:26:23.000 How to hit the joke.

01:26:24.000 Still using that context.

01:26:26.000 What references are they...

01:26:28.000 I don't want to give away stuff.

01:26:29.000 Okay, yeah.

01:26:30.000 Eddie, are you around next Friday?

01:26:32.000 The 1st?

01:26:32.000 June 1st?

01:26:33.000 What you doing next Friday night, son?

01:26:34.000 Next Friday I'm in San Francisco with Sam Tripoli.

01:26:36.000 You should cancel it.

01:26:38.000 What's happening?

01:26:39.000 You should cancel it.

01:26:39.000 Fight campaign.

01:26:40.000 You're looking at it.

01:26:40.000 Friday?

01:26:41.000 Jimmy Rivera versus Marlon Marais.

01:26:43.000 Son.

01:26:45.000 That's going to be a good fight.

01:26:46.000 That is a good fight.

01:26:48.000 Jake Ellenberger, Ben Saunders.

01:26:50.000 A couple of the old two's going at it.

01:26:53.000 I mean, if I didn't have that spot in San Francisco, I'd be cornering Ben.

01:26:58.000 You're doing a lot of stand-up, man.

01:26:59.000 That's crazy.

01:27:00.000 Not a lot.

01:27:01.000 Enough.

01:27:02.000 Like, I see your name up there.

01:27:03.000 Not like a real comedian.

01:27:04.000 Real comedians go out all the time.

01:27:06.000 I'm like below an open-miker, you know what I mean? 0.99

01:27:10.000 Are you enjoying it?

01:27:11.000 I love it.

01:27:12.000 I love it.

01:27:12.000 The show we did Friday night in the Bellroom, that was the most fun I've ever had, man.

01:27:17.000 Really?

01:27:17.000 That was so much fun.

01:27:19.000 It's so crazy seeing you do stand-up.

01:27:20.000 It was so much fun.

01:27:21.000 Is it all just conspiracy theory stand-up?

01:27:24.000 Because I know you guys are calling it tinfoil hat conspiracy.

01:27:26.000 Is that just because of the podcast name?

01:27:29.000 It's more designed to...

01:27:32.000 There's a lot of conspiracy theory comedy in there, but it's not like 100%.

01:27:41.000 You take fan questions too, right?

01:27:44.000 So you can go hard in the paint?

01:27:45.000 Yeah.

01:27:46.000 At the end, we do a question and answer type of like a mini podcast thing.

01:27:50.000 Yeah, it's fun.

01:27:51.000 Friday night at the belly room was so much fun, man.

01:27:54.000 It was awesome.

01:27:54.000 That belly room is such an amazing room.

01:27:56.000 That's the truth serum room.

01:27:58.000 Because if your jokes are like fat, if they have too much extra words in them, if they're too fake, if they come off corny, that room just highlights it.

01:28:06.000 You can feel it.

01:28:07.000 I always like to run my material in that room before I do anything big.

01:28:11.000 Joey did his show at the...

01:28:13.000 I've never been in that room in the Ice House.

01:28:15.000 Not the big room.

01:28:17.000 It's almost like the belly room.

01:28:18.000 Yeah, that's where he did it?

01:28:20.000 Yeah.

01:28:21.000 That room's amazing.

01:28:22.000 I've done that a couple times with Joey, too.

01:28:24.000 That's a great one.

01:28:25.000 That's a great room.

01:28:27.000 When I opened for Joey, I love it because it's probably 90% Latin. 1.00

01:28:32.000 And I love telling Mexican jokes.

01:28:35.000 I got so many Mexican stories.

01:28:36.000 It's just all fun.

01:28:37.000 There's no conspiracy theories going on with those crowds.

01:28:40.000 His crowds are like 90% Latin?

01:28:42.000 Really?

01:28:42.000 Joey's?

01:28:43.000 Not last night, was it?

01:28:44.000 No?

01:28:44.000 It seemed like it was when, like in Ontario.

01:28:47.000 Oh, well, Ontario's 90% Latin. 1.00

01:28:50.000 Yeah.

01:28:50.000 That was a lot of fun.

01:28:52.000 Ontario's a great room.

01:28:53.000 Ontario, Levity, Moxnard, a lot of Latin.

01:28:56.000 I did Bert Kreischer's podcast last week, and he said that...

01:29:03.000 Because of you, he said that he was telling you that Russian mafia story and then you said you should do it on stage and then he did it and it blew up, that Russian mob story. 0.99

01:29:12.000 And then I remembered, I go, you know what, Joe told me to do that bleeding asshole story on stage. 1.00

01:29:18.000 I had a problem with blood coming out of my ass. 1.00

01:29:20.000 So I told him how I fixed it. 1.00

01:29:23.000 And he goes, dude, you gotta do that on stage.

01:29:25.000 And I'm like, no way! 0.99

01:29:26.000 My first reaction was like, fuck, no, I'm not gonna talk about that on stage. 0.98

01:29:30.000 But I did it Friday, and it went over well. 0.99

01:29:33.000 Dude, it's a funny story, man.

01:29:35.000 When you told it, I was howling and laughing. 1.00

01:29:36.000 It's funny how, like, you say that, like, oh, you should do that bleeding asshole story, and people are listening, like, what the fuck is wrong with these guys? 1.00

01:29:42.000 Come on, man. 0.99

01:29:43.000 It's not just a matter of, like, how you were telling me the story, and when you were telling me the story, I was cracking up.

01:29:49.000 I mean, I am not a comedy snob by any stretch of the imagination.

01:29:52.000 I like comedy.

01:29:54.000 I like things that are funny.

01:29:55.000 And if it happens to be funny for X, Y, or Z reason, I don't care.

01:29:59.000 I just want...

01:30:00.000 I like to laugh. 0.99

01:30:01.000 I like funny shit. 0.99

01:30:03.000 I don't believe that there's certain subjects that should be off limits. 0.99

01:30:08.000 It's just a matter of how you approach the subject.

01:30:10.000 If it's a part of life...

01:30:12.000 The problem is a lot of subjects are tainted because a lot of people do bad comedy that's like cheap and easy and they use those subjects instead of because the subjects are interesting and they have like a real valid point they use those subjects because they know it's gonna get a cheap laugh like a cheap fart joke or a cheap you know whatever kind of joke there's there's a bunch of cheap jokes but then there's like A real-life situation where you have to shit your pants. 0.83

01:30:42.000 Ari Shafir had a fucking hilarious joke about there was a bridge across in Sydney. 0.95

01:30:50.000 This is a crazy bridge. 0.99

01:30:51.000 It's like two miles long or something. 0.99

01:30:53.000 You walk across it and he was halfway across the bridge and he had to shit his pants. 1.00

01:30:58.000 And he told this story and he had an agent at the time told him, That's a shit joke. 1.00

01:31:04.000 You gotta stop doing that joke. 0.99

01:31:05.000 And Ari looked at him and he goes, yeah, we're not gonna work together anymore.

01:31:07.000 He just got rid of him.

01:31:08.000 Just got rid of his agent. 0.99

01:31:10.000 He's like, get the fuck out of here. 0.99

01:31:11.000 Because he told me about it and I go, what? 0.98

01:31:13.000 I go, that guy told you to stop doing that bit?

01:31:16.000 Because it was a real story.

01:31:17.000 I was with him.

01:31:18.000 We were together in Sydney.

01:31:20.000 That's what makes it funnier. 0.99

01:31:20.000 But it was a real story where he had to shit his pants, and he was a mile into it, and it was killing. 0.99

01:31:26.000 Killing. 1.00

01:31:27.000 And his stupid-ass agent was like, you know, that's a shit joke. 1.00

01:31:31.000 Shouldn't do a shit joke. 1.00

01:31:32.000 Because he doesn't get it. 1.00

01:31:33.000 Because he hears when people are talking about just, like, cheap...

01:31:37.000 Why would you listen to an Asian on your material? 1.00

01:31:39.000 Agent, not an Asian. 1.00

01:31:40.000 No, no, agent.

01:31:41.000 You said Asian?

01:31:42.000 Did I? Yes.

01:31:43.000 It's early.

01:31:44.000 Ha! 0.89

01:31:45.000 Why would he listen to an agent or an agent?

01:31:47.000 He didn't, but when, look, there's two stages of your career, right?

01:31:51.000 There's a stage where other people try to tell you what to do.

01:31:54.000 They're like, what you need to do is wear a tie.

01:31:56.000 What you need to do is change your act.

01:31:57.000 What you need to do is go clean. 1.00

01:31:59.000 I went through all that shit, too. 1.00

01:32:01.000 And then there's a stage where they just leave you the fuck alone. 1.00

01:32:04.000 Ari is now in that leave you the fuck alone stage. 1.00

01:32:07.000 That's because he's successful. 0.99

01:32:07.000 Because he's successful. 0.99

01:32:08.000 When you're successful, you can say what you want to do.

01:32:10.000 But a few years back, he was in that you might make it, you might fall apart stage in an agent's eyes.

01:32:16.000 Like agents look at you and they go, man, I don't know, Eddie, you might be able to make it, but you're going to have to change some things.

01:32:21.000 Change the way you dress, change your hair. 1.00

01:32:23.000 Drop the bleeding asshole story. 1.00

01:32:25.000 The bleeding asshole thing is alienating fans. 1.00

01:32:28.000 And they get it in their head that they know how to fix your act. 1.00

01:32:32.000 They're almost always wrong.

01:32:34.000 They're almost always wrong.

01:32:36.000 Ari's hilarious. 1.00

01:32:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:37.000 We have the same agent. 0.99

01:32:38.000 He doesn't tell either one of us shit. 1.00

01:32:40.000 Ari doesn't give a fuck now. 1.00

01:32:42.000 Ari is like my favorite example. 0.99

01:32:44.000 I don't even think he has a phone.

01:32:44.000 He's got a flip phone.

01:32:45.000 But he's my favorite example of a dude who got money, got some fame and some wealth and got some success and just said, fuck you. 1.00

01:32:54.000 I'm doing whatever I want. 0.99

01:32:55.000 Yeah, Bert was saying touring-wise, he was taking some time off.

01:33:00.000 He's going somewhere now.

01:33:01.000 Does he want toys?

01:33:02.000 He just needs a certain minimum and that's all he cares about.

01:33:05.000 He hits that and he's out.

01:33:06.000 He made his monthly nut, or his yearly nut, he said, in the first couple weeks of the year.

01:33:10.000 Yeah.

01:33:10.000 He just did a bunch of theaters and some good dates.

01:33:13.000 Burt Kreischer?

01:33:13.000 No, Ari.

01:33:14.000 Ari. 1.00

01:33:15.000 Shit. 1.00

01:33:16.000 Burt's a beast, too, though. 1.00

01:33:17.000 Well, Ari's got a fucking low overhead, man. 1.00

01:33:19.000 He doesn't have a car. 1.00

01:33:20.000 He lives cheap.

01:33:21.000 I mean, he's just...

01:33:22.000 He keeps that way.

01:33:23.000 He's still in New York?

01:33:24.000 Yep.

01:33:24.000 Yeah.

01:33:25.000 He's hilarious. 0.99

01:33:26.000 He doesn't give a fuck, man. 0.99

01:33:28.000 I mean, and he loves traveling. 0.99

01:33:30.000 He loves traveling.

01:33:31.000 He's material from it, right?

01:33:32.000 Well, it's not just that, man.

01:33:33.000 He just really enjoys going to different cultures. 0.99

01:33:36.000 I mean, he went to fucking Asia, dude. 0.99

01:33:39.000 Like, Asia, Asia. 1.00

01:33:41.000 Hostels and shit. 0.99

01:33:42.000 Staying in places where, like, 18-year-old backpackers go. 1.00

01:33:46.000 I was like, you're in danger?

01:33:48.000 It's not ever.

01:33:49.000 I'm like, what?

01:33:50.000 I'm too scared to do that.

01:33:52.000 I wouldn't want to do that.

01:33:53.000 Well, I don't think it's dangerous.

01:33:55.000 I mean, I think it's rarely dangerous, but I think any kind of travel...

01:33:59.000 I mean, I'm talking about traveling to a bar in, you know, Canoga Park could be dangerous.

01:34:05.000 You know, you hear about it in a story, Brendan shop, Joe Rogan go to a bar in Canoga, Joe gets stabbed by some crazy person.

01:34:11.000 Oh, don't go to Canoga Park.

01:34:12.000 That's not what it is.

01:34:14.000 It's just like life is occasionally dangerous.

01:34:16.000 Yeah.

01:34:17.000 I don't think those hostels are...

01:34:20.000 Most of those hostels are just college kids that are just traveling abroad and looking to see the world.

01:34:25.000 I've always been scared of hostels when my brother stayed in Europe and said he woke up someone sucking on his toes.

01:34:33.000 That's scary. 1.00

01:34:34.000 I thought it was in your dick. 1.00

01:34:36.000 I was scared of it because of those horror movies. 1.00

01:34:39.000 The Hostel?

01:34:40.000 The Hostel horror movies. 1.00

01:34:41.000 That movie's fucking terrifying. 1.00

01:34:42.000 Terrifying. 1.00

01:34:43.000 Part two's even worse.

01:34:44.000 Turista? 0.84

01:34:46.000 Dude, Hostel is so gory.

01:34:48.000 Hostel is brutal, man.

01:34:50.000 Dude.

01:34:51.000 How easy is it to lure those 18-year-old backpackers that are going across Europe?

01:34:58.000 So easy.

01:34:59.000 I don't think it's that easy. 0.99

01:35:00.000 Dude, all you gotta do is get hot chicks, point out the dudes, the hot chicks would drag them into some shit, put some drugs into their drinks, and boom. 1.00

01:35:08.000 A lot of work on fucking two 50-year-olds and a 35-year-old, a hot chick. 1.00

01:35:12.000 Where are we going? 1.00

01:35:14.000 Backpackers.

01:35:14.000 Yeah, forget about when you're 20. When you're 20, you fuck a warm hole in the wall.

01:35:18.000 No, but I'm saying it's easy. 1.00

01:35:20.000 That's how they got them in the hostel.

01:35:21.000 They just send chicks after them. 1.00

01:35:24.000 That's easy.

01:35:26.000 Chicks work out every day. 1.00

01:35:27.000 They'll fall right into it, man.

01:35:29.000 Chicks with drugs and a drink, and it's over. 1.00

01:35:32.000 But I think for a lot of those people that travel like that and live like that, it's got to be very hard to settle down.

01:35:37.000 Once you get used to just traveling and doing drugs and partying places and...

01:35:43.000 I feel like that movie doesn't end well for those people.

01:35:45.000 There's no, like, real stability.

01:35:47.000 Oh, I mean the life movie.

01:35:48.000 No, I mean the life movie.

01:35:49.000 Everyone has their own movie plan right now.

01:35:51.000 No, it definitely doesn't end well. 0.98

01:35:52.000 I mean, maybe start a pottery business or some shit. 1.00

01:35:56.000 Fucking pottery? 1.00

01:35:57.000 Did you ever watch this movie? 1.00

01:35:58.000 Look at this.

01:35:58.000 What is this one?

01:35:59.000 This is another movie that Eli Roth made.

01:36:01.000 He also made Hostile.

01:36:02.000 It's called Green Inferno.

01:36:03.000 I did see this where they eat each other.

01:36:05.000 Did they get eaten by cannibals?

01:36:06.000 Yeah, they go down, like, to Brazil or somewhere.

01:36:08.000 Some...

01:36:08.000 It's always Brazil.

01:36:10.000 No, this was Brazil.

01:36:11.000 It was like some remote location in the jungle.

01:36:15.000 I was actually a little disappointed in this. 0.99

01:36:16.000 The trailer, I was like, oh shit, this makes me sick. 0.88

01:36:18.000 Yeah, what's that picture of the head in the upper left-hand corner? 0.99

01:36:21.000 There's some crazy shit that happens in the movie. 0.96

01:36:23.000 Dude, send me that. 0.99

01:36:24.000 Send me that, a text message.

01:36:26.000 Man, don't you think, like, Brazil would be pissed? 1.00

01:36:29.000 Like, dude, tourism is down 8,000% because of these fucking movies. 0.99

01:36:33.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:36:34.000 Shit happens there. 1.00

01:36:34.000 Shit does happen there. 1.00

01:36:35.000 But you know what? 1.00

01:36:36.000 Still, maybe Brazil's like, slow the fuck down with these goddamn movies. 1.00

01:36:40.000 They do have the biggest rainforest in the world. 1.00

01:36:43.000 I mean, they do. 0.98

01:36:44.000 The fucking Amazon's there. 1.00

01:36:47.000 Amazon's crazy. 1.00

01:36:48.000 I couldn't believe...

01:36:48.000 I texted Tim Kenney last night.

01:36:51.000 I couldn't believe when he was talking about all those Nazis.

01:36:53.000 Dude! 1.00

01:36:54.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:36:55.000 How crazy is that in Argentina? 1.00

01:36:57.000 What in the fuck? 1.00

01:36:57.000 They flew from Germany to fucking Argentina. 1.00

01:36:59.000 That's a true story. 0.99

01:37:01.000 I texted him too.

01:37:01.000 I went, dude, you did the greatest promo...

01:37:02.000 How many German cities are there?

01:37:03.000 You did the greatest promo ever for your Discovering History Channel show.

01:37:07.000 Because I really was...

01:37:07.000 I love Tim, but I don't watch that much TV with that stuff.

01:37:11.000 Dude, I'm in.

01:37:12.000 Those Germans that live in Argentina. 0.99

01:37:14.000 How many cities?

01:37:15.000 How many villages?

01:37:16.000 I don't know, but hundreds of thousands of people.

01:37:18.000 And you go to the village, this is in Argentina, and it's all German. 0.99

01:37:21.000 The architecture, we go into their house, it's all fucking German. 0.85

01:37:24.000 Pull up some images of it, Jamie. 1.00

01:37:25.000 They don't speak a fucking lick of Spanish. 0.98

01:37:27.000 They wear lederhosen, they're drinking giant steins of beer. 1.00

01:37:30.000 And they're so proud of their Nazi history. 0.97

01:37:32.000 Yeah, that's what's creepy.

01:37:33.000 How about he goes, you know what built that land? 1.00

01:37:36.000 Jews fucking, their cavity fillings, their wedding rings. 1.00

01:37:40.000 That's what built that land. 1.00

01:37:40.000 So what do you do? 1.00

01:37:41.000 I got so upset, man.

01:37:43.000 And then when he's talking about how they would torture kids, I stopped listening after that.

01:37:48.000 I'm out.

01:37:49.000 Well, he was talking about how Mengele and a lot of the SS soldiers went to Argentina and continued a lot of their torture experiments, and that they had met some of the people that had been tortured by these SS guys. 0.99

01:38:03.000 Horrific, horrific shit. 1.00

01:38:07.000 Set them on fire, just the worst shit you can imagine. 1.00

01:38:10.000 Just to see what they could do. 1.00

01:38:11.000 I went to Argentina like 10 years ago, and I swear, I swear to God, I've never been to a country with so many beautiful women.

01:38:19.000 It was unbelievable.

01:38:22.000 You see like 10 at a time, 13, they're like everywhere.

01:38:27.000 And you would think it would be easy to pick them up, but it's super hard because they have no faith in men. 0.93

01:38:35.000 Because the men there, like prostitution is legal.

01:38:38.000 Yeah.

01:38:38.000 They know that there's no reason for a guy to get committed.

01:38:42.000 So they don't trust guys.

01:38:43.000 So they're like just...

01:38:44.000 That was my experience.

01:38:45.000 They just like hang out.

01:38:46.000 They hang out with each other and they just cock block each other.

01:38:49.000 They hang out with each other and cock block each other.

01:38:52.000 They travel in packs.

01:38:53.000 They're everywhere.

01:38:55.000 It's incredible.

01:38:56.000 Don't say anything crazy while I'm gone.

01:38:59.000 I'd love to go to Argentina.

01:39:01.000 But you watch this.

01:39:02.000 It's crazy, man.

01:39:03.000 And Tim said he'd go there and they're so proud of their Nazi grandfather and stuff like that. 1.00

01:39:10.000 And Tim's like, what the fuck, man? 1.00

01:39:12.000 It's crazy. 1.00

01:39:13.000 Crazy.

01:39:15.000 No, not a lick of Spanish anywhere. 0.99

01:39:17.000 And Hitler may be, you know. 0.84

01:39:19.000 Yeah, Joe asked him, he goes, if you had to decide right now, did Hitler die in that building like history tells you?

01:39:24.000 And this is Tim Kennedy.

01:39:26.000 He's never told a lie in his life.

01:39:27.000 He goes, nope, history's wrong on this one.

01:39:30.000 Dang, and he'd be so happy.

01:39:32.000 About what?

01:39:33.000 That history's wrong.

01:39:35.000 History is often wrong.

01:39:37.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.99

01:39:39.000 If Tim Kennedy approves it, it's fucking... 0.99

01:39:41.000 We're going sizzler. 1.00

01:39:42.000 Tim Kennedy's never told a lie in his life.

01:39:47.000 Are you sure?

01:39:48.000 No, dude.

01:39:48.000 Tim Kennedy's...

01:39:49.000 I mean, he's as American pie as it gets.

01:39:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:39:53.000 I love that guy, man.

01:39:55.000 I cried because I thought he was going to die one time.

01:39:57.000 I love him.

01:39:58.000 Yeah, doesn't he have a crazy show where he tries to kill himself?

01:40:03.000 They try to kill him.

01:40:04.000 What's the name of that show?

01:40:09.000 What's it called?

01:40:10.000 It's like some show where someone almost dies.

01:40:12.000 He goes in an avalanche, jumps out of a plane.

01:40:14.000 Yes, yes.

01:40:16.000 Bullfighting.

01:40:16.000 Hard to kill.

01:40:17.000 Hard to kill.

01:40:17.000 Tim Kennedy.

01:40:18.000 Damn, that's a Steven Seagal movie, isn't it? 0.99

01:40:20.000 Yeah, it is. 1.00

01:40:21.000 Terrible movie.

01:40:22.000 I was a fan as a kid.

01:40:23.000 But yeah, and then he also has Hunting Hitler on History Channel. 0.99

01:40:27.000 Damn. 1.00

01:40:29.000 He's a beast, man. 1.00

01:40:30.000 And then he's still serving, doing secret missions and killing people on the side. 1.00

01:40:34.000 His side chick's killing ISIS. That's what he does. 0.99

01:40:37.000 What? 1.00

01:40:38.000 He's still active special forces, going on projects and shit, killing people. 1.00

01:40:44.000 For real? 1.00

01:40:45.000 Yeah.

01:40:45.000 Hell yeah.

01:40:46.000 Damn. 1.00

01:40:48.000 Dude's another level. 1.00

01:40:52.000 Can't wait for this main event, man.

01:40:54.000 Is it next? 1.00

01:40:55.000 This car's kind of bullshit, man. 1.00

01:40:56.000 God, dog. 1.00

01:40:58.000 That magnified's next.

01:40:59.000 Well, thanks for that.

01:41:04.000 So how's stand-up going?

01:41:05.000 It's good, man.

01:41:06.000 Grinding.

01:41:07.000 Every weekend you got something?

01:41:08.000 Yeah, six spots last week.

01:41:10.000 I got four this week.

01:41:12.000 Netflix approached you for a special?

01:41:15.000 Nope.

01:41:15.000 Not yet?

01:41:16.000 Not yet, man.

01:41:16.000 I have a little ways to go.

01:41:17.000 And you've been doing comedy now for a year?

01:41:19.000 Two years?

01:41:20.000 Two years.

01:41:21.000 It's been two years. 1.00

01:41:22.000 Shit. 1.00

01:41:23.000 Two years. 1.00

01:41:23.000 Really? 1.00

01:41:24.000 I've been doing Live Fire and the Kids for over three years.

01:41:27.000 That's where it started.

01:41:28.000 Yeah.

01:41:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:41:29.000 Damn. 1.00

01:41:29.000 For some reason, I thought you were doing stand-up for a year. 1.00

01:41:32.000 You've been doing it two years.

01:41:33.000 My first spot was at the Comedy Store.

01:41:35.000 I haven't written my phone.

01:41:36.000 I'd have to look.

01:41:37.000 Comedy Chaos Night?

01:41:39.000 No, they gave me a spot in the belly room.

01:41:41.000 You may be the fastest rising comedian of all time, right? 0.89

01:41:46.000 Like with zero stand-up experience and then all of a sudden you do stand-up and now you're fucking playing all over the world making loot, right? 0.94

01:41:54.000 It's good. 0.94

01:41:54.000 You're getting paid, right? 0.94

01:41:56.000 Yeah.

01:41:57.000 Dude, that's incredible.

01:41:58.000 I don't know if it's the fastest of all time.

01:42:00.000 You could be, dude.

01:42:02.000 Generally, you grind for about 10 years until you pop.

01:42:06.000 Yeah.

01:42:06.000 If you do at all.

01:42:07.000 Yeah.

01:42:09.000 But I think you can do the Charlie Sheen route where if you have some sort of fall and you do shows and people are like, this sucks, and it'll come back.

01:42:15.000 I think the sign of it is that you can come back if you sell tickets to places you've been before.

01:42:21.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:42:22.000 Yeah.

01:42:22.000 So they know it's not a gimmick.

01:42:24.000 That's the big thing.

01:42:25.000 Yeah, it's incredible, man.

01:42:27.000 Either way, it's incredible.

01:42:29.000 Congratulations.

01:42:29.000 Thanks, brother.

01:42:30.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00

01:42:31.000 Thanks, man. 1.00

01:42:32.000 I was hanging out with Joe in the comedy scene for many, many years. 0.99

01:42:37.000 I've seen comedians just eat shit, crash, come and go, never make it. 0.98

01:42:44.000 Same guys from 15 years ago still trying to make it. 1.00

01:42:47.000 Same material.

01:42:47.000 What you're doing is incredible, man.

01:42:49.000 Thanks, brother.

01:42:50.000 It's unheard of.

01:42:51.000 Thanks, man.

01:42:51.000 Sam was telling me you were killing it the other night.

01:42:54.000 I had a good set Friday night.

01:42:55.000 That's what he said.

01:42:56.000 It came together.

01:42:57.000 It was the first set I did not stoned.

01:43:01.000 That's good.

01:43:02.000 So I decided, you know what, unless you're really good at something, you shouldn't be smoking weed and doing it.

01:43:08.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:43:09.000 And until you're super confident and you got your shit down, don't smoke weed. 0.99

01:43:14.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:43:15.000 So I decided to try it out, like, not smoke weed.

01:43:18.000 And go on stage and see what happens.

01:43:20.000 I heard it went good.

01:43:21.000 It went better.

01:43:22.000 That was probably my best set so far.

01:43:25.000 And then you guys were at Cobbs on Friday?

01:43:27.000 Friday at Cobbs in San Francisco.

01:43:29.000 Have you done Cobbs yet?

01:43:29.000 Never.

01:43:30.000 I've been there a bunch with Joe.

01:43:31.000 Love Cobbs.

01:43:31.000 Back in the day.

01:43:32.000 The best.

01:43:33.000 You've been there a couple times?

01:43:34.000 Twice now.

01:43:35.000 Headline?

01:43:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:36.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00

01:43:37.000 Twice now and then I'll be back. 1.00

01:43:38.000 Do you sell it out?

01:43:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:40.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:43:41.000 That's 400 seats. 0.99

01:43:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:43:43.000 Goddamn. 1.00

01:43:44.000 Damn, dude. 1.00

01:43:45.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:43:45.000 Then we do, Saturday, we do Sacramento, The Punchline. 1.00

01:43:49.000 So that's a smaller, I think that's like 150, 200, something like that.

01:43:53.000 But yeah.

01:43:54.000 God, this is sick.

01:43:55.000 San Fran, too. 1.00

01:43:56.000 Until I get my shit together, I'm going to go on stage clear-eyed. 0.99

01:44:01.000 I think that's the smartest route, man. 0.98

01:44:03.000 Yeah.

01:44:03.000 And then later, once I feel super confident in my material...

01:44:08.000 How much material do you have right now?

01:44:10.000 My problem is I have way too much material.

01:44:13.000 And it's just scattered everywhere.

01:44:15.000 All these ideas.

01:44:16.000 Every day.

01:44:17.000 I have new ideas, but they need to be organized more and fleshed out.

01:44:22.000 And that's what I did for this show, too.

01:44:23.000 I decided, you know what?

01:44:24.000 There's just so much, and it's overwhelming.

01:44:26.000 I just took three pieces.

01:44:29.000 Boom, I go.

01:44:29.000 I'm just going to stick to these three pieces.

01:44:31.000 Focus on those to cut it out, carve it out.

01:44:32.000 Yes, exactly.

01:44:33.000 Exactly.

01:44:36.000 Sam's great at helping with that too.

01:44:38.000 At first I was writing everything out and then Joey told me, he goes, dude, you're at your best when you don't write it out and you just go off the cuff.

01:44:48.000 So Joey told me, just have ideas but don't write anything out and just go out there and try it.

01:44:53.000 And I did that and I think that for me...

01:44:57.000 You know Friday, I just had powerpoints and a couple lines like okay This line is kind of funny and that line's kind of funny and then I just went off and just kind of just Went for it.

01:45:08.000 It worked out great worked out Samson. 0.95

01:45:10.000 I just doing ice house last night with Sam said it went good.

01:45:13.000 Oh cool cool Do you guys write your material out?

01:45:16.000 Yes.

01:45:16.000 Do you write material out?

01:45:17.000 Well, you know what? 0.99

01:45:17.000 Because hanging out with you for fucking 20 years in the comedy clubs, you always stress. 0.99

01:45:22.000 You've got to write shit out. 1.00

01:45:23.000 You've got to write shit out. 1.00

01:45:24.000 You tell every company you write shit out. 1.00

01:45:26.000 So that's what I was doing. 0.99

01:45:27.000 I was writing everything out. 0.99

01:45:28.000 And Joey told me, he goes, right now, maybe you shouldn't write shit out. 0.98

01:45:32.000 Just go out there and just free ball. 0.98

01:45:34.000 Just have some ideas.

01:45:35.000 And I said, are you sure?

01:45:37.000 And he said, yeah.

01:45:38.000 So I did a couple spots with him at the...

01:45:41.000 Ontario Improv.

01:45:43.000 And those are two of the best shows I've done with Joey.

01:45:46.000 So I decided to do that.

01:45:48.000 Instead of write everything out, maybe write out the funny, you know what I mean?

01:45:52.000 But just kind of go out there and three ball.

01:45:55.000 Are you repeating the same set over or are you doing new sets every time?

01:45:57.000 Every set's mixed up different.

01:45:59.000 Oh, wow.

01:45:59.000 So you have to carve out.

01:46:00.000 The bullet points are like, say if you had a bid on building a table, whatever.

01:46:05.000 It's the bullet points, the funny parts you have memorized.

01:46:09.000 Yeah, the line.

01:46:10.000 Memorize the funny.

01:46:11.000 And then the way you set it up, you're going to have to kind of...

01:46:14.000 I kind of just go for it.

01:46:15.000 So it's more natural.

01:46:16.000 Exactly. 0.99

01:46:16.000 Because if you start memorizing shit, it takes away from... 0.99

01:46:21.000 The spontaneity. 1.00

01:46:22.000 Yeah.

01:46:23.000 It just doesn't...

01:46:24.000 It's not funny.

01:46:24.000 You can find it in there, though.

01:46:26.000 The spontaneity.

01:46:27.000 Even though you have a structure, you can play with it.

01:46:29.000 The one thing that I've learned, for me, anyways...

01:46:31.000 I still watch Chappelle over and over.

01:46:34.000 Just like, you know... 0.99

01:46:36.000 For me, like the latest Chappelle, when he tells a story and he's telling you like a 10-minute story of how shit went down, to me that's the funniest shit. 0.99

01:46:44.000 An actual, real event. 0.99

01:46:46.000 Like the mafia story.

01:46:48.000 The Russian mafia story with Burt Kreischer.

01:46:49.000 It's an actual story.

01:46:51.000 And you see how real it is when he's describing it.

01:46:54.000 Instead of trying to make up a joke and trying to find funny, stick to funny stories.

01:46:59.000 And then from there you could kind of, you know.

01:47:03.000 You know Joey's shooting him on a Monday night in Vegas.

01:47:20.000 I love her. 0.84

01:47:22.000 Trying to get that extra blow up.

01:47:27.000 Yeah.

01:47:28.000 But with Joey, yeah.

01:47:29.000 And then they shoot two 30 minutes for him.

01:47:32.000 He shoots on Monday night in Vegas.

01:47:34.000 Some room in Vegas.

01:47:35.000 But when you do those 30 minutes, because I'm used to dealing with you.

01:47:38.000 I'm like, oh, and you're like, I'm going to shoot it here.

01:47:39.000 This is what's happening.

01:47:40.000 And you have saying marketing.

01:47:42.000 With that, it's different.

01:47:43.000 You're shooting here.

01:47:44.000 That's how long it's going to be.

01:47:46.000 This is where.

01:47:46.000 This is your time.

01:47:48.000 Different animal.

01:47:49.000 Yeah, it's a different animal for sure.

01:47:51.000 Brendan's selling out cobs in San Francisco by himself. 1.00

01:47:54.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:47:55.000 You know, that's fucking huge, man. 1.00

01:47:57.000 He sold out the Wilbur in Boston. 1.00

01:47:59.000 The what?

01:47:59.000 The Wilbur Theater in Boston.

01:48:01.000 It's 1,100-something seats. 1.00

01:48:02.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:48:03.000 Goddamn. 1.00

01:48:04.000 I told him he's probably one of the fastest rising comics coming from never doing stand-up. 0.98

01:48:09.000 I mean, who else is there, really?

01:48:11.000 Um, ever.

01:48:12.000 Ever.

01:48:13.000 Right?

01:48:13.000 No, ever.

01:48:14.000 Ever.

01:48:15.000 That's what I'm telling you.

01:48:16.000 From never doing stand-up to selling out theaters in two years.

01:48:17.000 Did you know this?

01:48:18.000 Crazy.

01:48:18.000 I mean, it's incredible.

01:48:19.000 It's incredible. 1.00

01:48:20.000 And doing, like, fucking an hour and killing. 1.00

01:48:23.000 Like, you put in the work, dude. 0.99

01:48:25.000 What I tell other young comics, I say, pay attention to him, because this is what happens when a person takes pro-athlete type of discipline and applies it to stand-up.

01:48:37.000 Yeah.

01:48:37.000 That discipline is everything.

01:48:38.000 That work ethic and discipline, that's everything, man. 0.99

01:48:41.000 It changes the whole game because a lot of comics are funny, but they're fucking lazy. 1.00

01:48:45.000 They're fucking lazy. 0.98

01:48:47.000 That's why you're dealing with guys who do the same material year after year after year and they never do specials. 0.99

01:48:53.000 There's a bunch of those guys that are really talented guys.

01:48:56.000 They never bother to record anything because they don't want to have to write.

01:49:00.000 They don't have to rewrite.

01:49:01.000 It doesn't make sense to me.

01:49:02.000 We talk about work ethic and stuff like that.

01:49:04.000 I see these other comedians who maybe aren't doing it, but like, Don't you see the guys like Rogan and Burr and D'Elia?

01:49:11.000 You want to do what they do, right?

01:49:14.000 Oh, look at this. 0.69

01:49:15.000 Oh, he's got a guillotine. 0.96

01:49:17.000 It's over. 0.89

01:49:18.000 Oh, tap. 1.00

01:49:18.000 Damn. 1.00

01:49:19.000 Nasty. 1.00

01:49:21.000 It's the same with fighting, Joe. 0.98

01:49:22.000 It's like, you look at GSP, it's like, he's doing this and this.

01:49:24.000 Don't you want to be like that?

01:49:25.000 Should probably follow that plan.

01:49:27.000 But people get scared, man.

01:49:29.000 But here's the thing.

01:49:30.000 You get scared, and then you finally get some tools, right?

01:49:32.000 Like, say if you have an act.

01:49:34.000 Like, you put together an act, and you're, like, before you're ready to film a special, The idea is that your act is killing, right?

01:49:40.000 So if your act is killing, you've got it molded and honed.

01:49:43.000 You don't want to let that go.

01:49:44.000 Like, I've got to let it go.

01:49:46.000 I can't wait to let it go.

01:49:47.000 I've got to kick it aside.

01:49:48.000 But if you don't do that, you don't keep getting better.

01:49:51.000 But here's the thing.

01:49:52.000 One thing that I've learned, even though there's a lot of fear in letting go of that old material, you always write new, better material.

01:49:58.000 Because you're a better comedian now.

01:50:00.000 You understand comedy better.

01:50:02.000 More experience.

01:50:02.000 Yeah, so you're just going to do better.

01:50:03.000 For me, letting go of that Bruce Jenner bit, God, that was so hard.

01:50:09.000 Because of the special?

01:50:10.000 Yeah.

01:50:11.000 But I couldn't do that if my life depended on it right now.

01:50:14.000 I don't know how it works.

01:50:15.000 I don't know the beats.

01:50:16.000 And I wouldn't do it right.

01:50:18.000 But when you get to a point when you get a bit so tight and so finely tuned, that's when you gotta let it go.

01:50:26.000 And then you move on to the next one. 0.98

01:50:27.000 And I've got some shit now that's killing harder than that bit. 0.99

01:50:31.000 It did. 0.98

01:50:31.000 But when I first started doing, you know, a year ago, a year plus ago, when I first released that Netflix special, and then I went right into writing new material and doing new material, it was all on shaky legs, man. 0.98

01:50:43.000 And a lot of people don't like that shaky legs feeling.

01:50:46.000 You get real scared.

01:50:47.000 But you gotta go through that.

01:50:49.000 You gotta go through that.

01:50:49.000 And that's what makes you grow and continue to get better.

01:50:52.000 But you know one of the things that helps me a lot?

01:50:54.000 That Jeremiah Watkins show.

01:50:57.000 That stand-up on the spot. 1.00

01:50:58.000 Dude, that is a fucking farm for material. 0.99

01:51:02.000 So much fun. 1.00

01:51:03.000 Because people yell, like, someone look at you and go, uh, hurricanes!

01:51:07.000 And you're like, man, hurricanes. 1.00

01:51:09.000 And then you start talking shit. 1.00

01:51:11.000 And every now and then you'll say something and it's like, ah! 1.00

01:51:13.000 And the crowd knows.

01:51:15.000 Like, you know, you're just riffing.

01:51:16.000 They know you're not shooting specials.

01:51:18.000 So everyone's pretty loosey-goosey, and they'll yell, like, strippers!

01:51:21.000 I'm like, what about them?

01:51:23.000 You know, like, you have fun with it.

01:51:24.000 It's amazing, dude.

01:51:25.000 It's an amazing resource.

01:51:27.000 To have those shows where someone just yells. 0.99

01:51:29.000 He used to call it Thunder Pussy. 0.98

01:51:31.000 They used to do it in the Ice House. 0.99

01:51:33.000 The Thunder Pussy's a great name for it. 1.00

01:51:35.000 It's so intense. 1.00

01:51:36.000 Just so silly. 0.94

01:51:37.000 Stand up on the spot and it says, I mean... 0.96

01:51:41.000 But, yeah, I've been doing that show for years.

01:51:43.000 That's helped me a lot.

01:51:44.000 And I told Jeremiah, you were telling me how you got bits from it.

01:51:49.000 And it's the same thing with fighting.

01:51:51.000 Like, if you're in the training room, you know how this is. 0.99

01:51:54.000 There's one guy who's fucking, he's really good. 0.98

01:51:56.000 And, you know, maybe he tapped out last time. 0.99

01:51:58.000 You don't mean to avoid him because it's going to be the toughest round.

01:52:01.000 Like, I'll just go over here.

01:52:02.000 That's how I was with Jeremiah on Stamp on the Spot.

01:52:04.000 I was like, man, I know my stuff.

01:52:06.000 I write all my stuff.

01:52:07.000 I know what I want to do here, and I can't have fun with that.

01:52:11.000 Yeah, it's hard.

01:52:12.000 And I kept canceling on him.

01:52:13.000 He would text me, like, this week?

01:52:14.000 I'm like, yeah, for sure.

01:52:16.000 Then the next day I'm like, dude, I'm swamped.

01:52:18.000 I'm like, that swamp?

01:52:20.000 And then I told him, like, hey, next time you ask me to do it, no, I'm lying to you.

01:52:24.000 I need to do this because I'm scared of it.

01:52:26.000 What's the show called?

01:52:27.000 Stand Up on the Spot.

01:52:29.000 Jeremiah Watkins, Belly Room.

01:52:30.000 I think there's a show.

01:52:31.000 When does he do that?

01:52:32.000 Every Tuesday night?

01:52:33.000 Yeah, Tuesday night.

01:52:33.000 Stand Up on the Spot?

01:52:34.000 Yeah.

01:52:35.000 No, not every Tuesday night.

01:52:37.000 No, not every Tuesday night.

01:52:38.000 Once a month.

01:52:38.000 Yeah.

01:52:38.000 Once a month.

01:52:39.000 I'm saying I think it's this Tuesday, by the way.

01:52:40.000 I don't think so.

01:52:41.000 I would try that.

01:52:42.000 Am I going crazy?

01:52:43.000 I thought he said, because I was trying to do three spots in a night, and I go, hey, you have to stand up in the spot.

01:52:47.000 He goes, no.

01:52:48.000 Because I went Lafracture Comedy Store, and I was trying to get another spot.

01:52:51.000 I don't think it's until June.

01:52:52.000 Honestly, I think he just did it, and I was out of town.

01:52:55.000 No, I was on his last one.

01:52:56.000 When was that?

01:52:57.000 How long ago?

01:52:57.000 Two weeks ago?

01:52:58.000 Yeah, so the next one would be like two weeks.

01:53:00.000 All right.

01:53:02.000 That sounds like fun.

01:53:03.000 Oh, it's the best.

01:53:04.000 June 12th.

01:53:06.000 There you go.

01:53:07.000 Tuesday, June 12th. 0.99

01:53:08.000 I fucking love it, man. 0.88

01:53:10.000 It's really fun, and it's always packed, too. 0.97

01:53:13.000 Yeah, it's packed, and again, the crowd knows what's going on.

01:53:15.000 You did that for a while after your shows.

01:53:17.000 You would do that question and answer, and there was nothing anybody could have yelled out that you couldn't tie into some past bit.

01:53:24.000 You know what I mean?

01:53:25.000 There wasn't anything.

01:53:27.000 Yeah, it's better though.

01:53:29.000 The stand up on the spot thing is better because it's not that.

01:53:32.000 It's not past bits.

01:53:33.000 It's all just off the top of your head.

01:53:36.000 You can't do material.

01:53:36.000 No, they tell you no material.

01:53:38.000 It's got to be new shit. 0.99

01:53:40.000 Some people have done it and done their act too. 1.00

01:53:42.000 The crowd gets mad.

01:53:44.000 They know.

01:53:45.000 They know what's up.

01:53:46.000 You can tell what's off the top and what's up.

01:53:50.000 Yeah.

01:53:50.000 Dude, remember when we did fan Q&A at Wilbur?

01:53:52.000 So I did my show, and then, you know, Boston, it was late, and, you know, the dudes were drunk. 0.88

01:53:57.000 One guy kept, like, heckling Joe, and Joe just fucking went nuclear on the guy. 0.99

01:54:03.000 I was like, typically isn't how my fan questions go, but fucking... 0.99

01:54:07.000 In a scarf on? 1.00

01:54:09.000 Dude!

01:54:10.000 I lit that too on fire. 1.00

01:54:11.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

01:54:12.000 You lit him on fire. 1.00

01:54:13.000 Dude.

01:54:13.000 All right, well, that's it for big questions.

01:54:16.000 Way to go, fuckface. 1.00

01:54:17.000 Well, he was just trying so hard to get attention. 1.00

01:54:20.000 It was just so ridiculous. 0.94

01:54:22.000 I've witnessed many, many people getting torched by Joe. 0.78

01:54:27.000 It's awesome watching Joe, because Joe...

01:54:31.000 He doesn't want to release until the guy, it's clear, 100% he deserves it.

01:54:37.000 So a guy will yell and he's like, calm down, everything.

01:54:39.000 And inside he's like, keep going.

01:54:42.000 He doesn't want to feel guilty.

01:54:44.000 So when Joe decides to go off, it's over, son.

01:54:47.000 There's no way.

01:54:48.000 Joe with a mic, forget it. 1.00

01:54:50.000 Joe without a mic, you're still fucked. 1.00

01:54:51.000 With a mic, you have no shot. 1.00

01:54:53.000 I saw Dane Cook go hard on these two girls in the front row. 1.00

01:54:57.000 When?

01:54:58.000 I was at the comic store last Tuesday night.

01:55:01.000 Oh my god, they went and quit talking.

01:55:03.000 And he's like, honey, he's trying to get through a story.

01:55:05.000 And it was a longer story.

01:55:06.000 You could tell he's doing new material.

01:55:07.000 He's trying to get through it.

01:55:08.000 They kept interrupting.

01:55:09.000 He's like, I can go in on you if you want.

01:55:12.000 Say another thing.

01:55:12.000 And she goes, another thing.

01:55:14.000 He goes, you want to do this? 1.00

01:55:15.000 And then just fucking... 1.00

01:55:17.000 I mean, it was just brutal, man. 0.99

01:55:20.000 It made the show, though.

01:55:21.000 Because he did about 20 minutes of it. 0.99

01:55:23.000 There's a lot of fucking heckling at the Comedy Store lately. 0.97

01:55:26.000 A lot of people want to become a part of the show. 0.99

01:55:28.000 That's a terrible idea.

01:55:30.000 Warning.

01:55:31.000 There should be a warning warning.

01:55:33.000 Oh, there's two girls in the front row the other night just drunk and sloppy and talking really loud. 1.00

01:55:40.000 You know, like you're on stage and you hear them and you try to ignore them, but then you see the rest of the crowd going like this.

01:55:45.000 Oh, that's when you have to...

01:55:46.000 You have to.

01:55:47.000 You see people turning towards them.

01:55:49.000 You're like, alright, I gotta play copier.

01:55:50.000 Most of the time, the store's on top of that.

01:55:52.000 Big time.

01:55:53.000 Which is a new thing.

01:55:54.000 In the old days, yeah.

01:55:56.000 The way I got good at heckling, at hecklers, one of the big ways is there was no crowd control at the store.

01:56:02.000 I mean, zero.

01:56:03.000 Mad Max. 0.99

01:56:04.000 Because in the old days when I used to go there, the fucking comedians were all doormen and security. 0.99

01:56:12.000 Everything was all comedians. 0.99

01:56:13.000 It's not that anymore.

01:56:14.000 Now they have like legit security, like big guys that take care of everything.

01:56:18.000 People have earpieces on.

01:56:20.000 They're in control of everything.

01:56:21.000 When the store picked up the business... 0.97

01:56:25.000 Like, about three years ago, when it really took off, three, four years ago, that's when they go, okay, look, this place is sold out every fucking night, and then a guy got murdered there. 0.96

01:56:34.000 There was a murder on the front porch. 0.97

01:56:36.000 What?!

01:56:36.000 Yeah, a guy got shot to death on the front porch.

01:56:40.000 Yeah, it was some gang-related type thing.

01:56:42.000 Oh, okay. 0.97

01:56:42.000 Some guy did something to somebody, and apparently the dude who got killed, he had some really dark shit on his Facebook, too. 0.97

01:56:49.000 Pictures of people tied up and shit. 0.99

01:56:51.000 And they murdered him. 1.00

01:56:53.000 They shot him right on the front porch.

01:56:54.000 And from then on, they put a super intense security system in there, cameras everywhere, hired real security everywhere, and ramped up the place.

01:57:03.000 Stop letting people walk into the parking lot.

01:57:06.000 That was a big one, too, because people would just stroll into the parking lot.

01:57:09.000 And these drunks, people would be backing up their cars. 1.00

01:57:12.000 People would be getting hit by people's cars. 1.00

01:57:14.000 What a shit show. 1.00

01:57:14.000 It was a shit show. 1.00

01:57:15.000 What do you think is going to happen to the comedy store now that Mitzi's passed away? 1.00

01:57:18.000 Do you think that...

01:57:19.000 Polly's gonna sell it? 1.00

01:57:20.000 No, the business is better than ever.

01:57:22.000 The thing about it is, it's sold out every night, and it's making a lot of money.

01:57:26.000 Like, if you go to the comedy store on a Tuesday night, you're gonna have a sold-out main room, 400 people.

01:57:31.000 Sold-out OR, 170 people.

01:57:33.000 Sold-out belly room, 80 people.

01:57:36.000 I mean, that is big money.

01:57:38.000 But every night, two shows a night, oftentimes...

01:57:41.000 That's why I was gonna say, two main room shows every night are both sold out now.

01:57:44.000 Thousands and thousands of people funneling into that place as far as like from the beginning of the shows that started at 8 o'clock till 2 o'clock in the morning people are buying drinks.

01:57:54.000 Is it enough money?

01:57:55.000 Is it enough money to keep it running? 1.00

01:57:57.000 Fuck yes. 1.00

01:57:57.000 Yes, it's very profitable. 1.00

01:57:59.000 It's making more money now than in the history of the club.

01:58:02.000 Never made more money.

01:58:03.000 Ever. 1.00

01:58:03.000 Damn. 1.00

01:58:04.000 So it's a viable... 1.00

01:58:05.000 I mean, it's crazy.

01:58:06.000 It's all within the last three and a half years.

01:58:08.000 Three and a half, four years.

01:58:09.000 All since you've been back.

01:58:09.000 Yeah, it all just, boom.

01:58:11.000 It took off.

01:58:12.000 This podcast blew it up.

01:58:13.000 Yep.

01:58:13.000 Single-handedly.

01:58:14.000 You coming back.

01:58:15.000 A big part of it.

01:58:15.000 And they don't deny it.

01:58:16.000 I talked to the management there.

01:58:17.000 They don't deny it.

01:58:18.000 I asked them, like, what do you think's the cause of this boom?

01:58:22.000 He said, Joe Rogan.

01:58:24.000 They all said, Joe Rogan.

01:58:25.000 Huge part of it.

01:58:26.000 And then you have all the comics coming through.

01:58:28.000 It's the golden age of comedy right now.

01:58:29.000 Yeah, it's also the talent there.

01:58:31.000 There's so much talent there.

01:58:32.000 It's crazy how good those shows are. 0.99

01:58:34.000 I mean, you look at the lineup sometimes and you're like, what the fuck? 0.98

01:58:37.000 Dude, I ran over because Patton Oswalt's doing stand-up again. 0.98

01:58:41.000 I ran over to see him because he's there for the whole week.

01:58:44.000 And usually he's a New York comic. 0.68

01:58:46.000 He's just up at the OR and went, friggin' Tom Papa.

01:58:48.000 Patton's usually a New York comic?

01:58:49.000 What do you mean?

01:58:50.000 Yeah.

01:58:50.000 He lives out here.

01:58:51.000 I know, but he was in New York for a while when he was starting his stand-up.

01:58:54.000 I only saw him posting about New York.

01:58:56.000 I was like, I can't wait for him to come back here.

01:58:58.000 Oh, when he started doing it again?

01:58:59.000 Again, yeah.

01:59:00.000 I saw him doing spots in New York a lot.

01:59:02.000 Interesting.

01:59:02.000 Yeah, and I saw him back here.

01:59:03.000 He's a good guy, man.

01:59:04.000 Yeah, it went Tom Papa, Patton Oswalt, then Rogan, then Delia.

01:59:09.000 I mean, nuts.

01:59:09.000 Top five guys at the Comedy Store right now that are regulars.

01:59:13.000 With Joey for sure.

01:59:15.000 Burr's there all the time.

01:59:17.000 Delia's there all the time. 1.00

01:59:19.000 Theo Vaughn is a motherfucking monster. 1.00

01:59:21.000 He's there all the time. 1.00

01:59:24.000 Who else?

01:59:25.000 Who else would you go with? 0.77

01:59:28.000 Hinchcliffe's been killing. 1.00

01:59:28.000 Santino's a monster. 1.00

01:59:29.000 Santino's a monster. 0.75

01:59:30.000 He's underrated. 1.00

01:59:31.000 He's a fucking monster. 1.00

01:59:32.000 Tom Segura's a monster. 1.00

01:59:33.000 Christina's a monster. 1.00

01:59:34.000 Bert Kreischer. 0.98

01:59:35.000 Bert Kreischer.

01:59:36.000 God, man.

01:59:37.000 There's so many.

01:59:38.000 There's so many.

01:59:39.000 Yeah, there's so...

01:59:40.000 Tom Papa, there's so many.

01:59:42.000 Um...

01:59:43.000 Neil Brennan. 1.00

01:59:44.000 It's a fucking, it's a crazy place right now. 1.00

01:59:47.000 It's crazy. 1.00

01:59:48.000 Insane.

01:59:49.000 Bobby Lee.

01:59:50.000 I mean, it's just killer after killer.

01:59:52.000 I mean, I was walking by the OR the other night.

01:59:54.000 Eliza Schlesinger, Whitney Cummings.

01:59:55.000 Walking by the OR the other night, and it was just roars coming out of there.

01:59:59.000 And I was like, this place is nuts.

02:00:00.000 And then you go down the hallway, and there's roars coming out of the main room. 0.86

02:00:03.000 Crazy, right?

02:00:04.000 It's crazy.

02:00:05.000 The greatest time ever for stand-up.

02:00:07.000 Greatest time ever.

02:00:08.000 You go in there and you just feel it, man, in the walls.

02:00:10.000 I don't know what it is.

02:00:11.000 And then you go over to the Laugh Factory and it's like an antique shop.

02:00:14.000 That's what Theo Vaughn said.

02:00:15.000 Theo Vaughn said it's like an antique shop.

02:00:17.000 When Theo said it, it's like being in an antique shop.

02:00:20.000 I went, oh my God.

02:00:22.000 You can't say that.

02:00:23.000 Yeah, you can.

02:00:24.000 When they started filming people, everybody was like, what?

02:00:27.000 They started filming people just putting it up on YouTube.

02:00:29.000 They say they're not doing it anymore, but everybody just lost all faith in that place. 1.00

02:00:33.000 They're like, yeah, the fuck? 1.00

02:00:34.000 I still do spots where I can, but they're not releasing my shit. 1.00

02:00:38.000 The fact that they would do that, it's like, you guys are out of your fucking mind. 1.00

02:00:43.000 That's insane. 1.00

02:00:43.000 What are you thinking, man? 1.00

02:00:43.000 And then offering people half of the revenue. 1.00

02:00:45.000 For YouTube.

02:00:46.000 Yeah, for YouTube.

02:00:47.000 Why wouldn't I just put it on myself?

02:00:49.000 What age are you living in?

02:00:51.000 Yeah.

02:00:51.000 And then when confronted, they're like, well, Tiffany Haddish is making so much money now and it's all because of this.

02:00:55.000 Oh, yeah.

02:00:56.000 That's why.

02:00:57.000 Delusional.

02:00:58.000 I don't know what he did, the guy who owns it.

02:01:01.000 I don't know why he did letting those kids do that and put those things up.

02:01:05.000 But people that had no idea about the stand-up comedy business.

02:01:08.000 Bad idea.

02:01:08.000 Basically interns.

02:01:10.000 Just filming people's sets and putting all their material online.

02:01:13.000 But the way it works is, you know, it's a close committee, so if Joe or whoever, Santino goes, hey, they're filming, don't do it there anymore.

02:01:21.000 That's it.

02:01:22.000 I mean, you just don't.

02:01:23.000 It's a ghost town.

02:01:24.000 Don't go there.

02:01:25.000 I mean, you'll have three sold-out shows not even a half a mile away at the comedy store, and then they're canceling shows.

02:01:33.000 Different animals.

02:01:33.000 Because there's no one there.

02:01:34.000 Different animals.

02:01:35.000 There's no audience.

02:01:35.000 But then the improv's still doing...

02:01:37.000 The improv's doing better.

02:01:38.000 Yeah.

02:01:39.000 Yeah.

02:01:39.000 And you know what the improv did?

02:01:40.000 I still like the improv. 1.00

02:01:40.000 The improv moved that stupid fucking piano off the stage. 1.00

02:01:43.000 About time. 1.00

02:01:43.000 They put a platform on the side and pushed the piano over to the side. 1.00

02:01:46.000 The piano would fuck up the whole show for anybody that was on the right side of the stage.

02:01:51.000 They can't see it, but also the comic didn't have much room.

02:01:53.000 Icehouse still bumping, right?

02:01:55.000 Bumping, yeah.

02:01:56.000 Especially when good comics are there.

02:01:58.000 You know, with the Ice House, it's all about they have to have good people to get out to Pasadena.

02:02:02.000 Because the Ice House, they've had sketchy lineups in the past.

02:02:07.000 Like, you know, they'll have Joey and Brenda. 0.98

02:02:09.000 They'll have, like, real shows that are really funny, but they'll also have, like, some bullshit. 0.99

02:02:13.000 And they had, for years, they had some bullshit shows. 0.98

02:02:16.000 Which kills your brand, because if you get known as that, where it's, like, the gimmicky bullshit guys, people are going to be like, oh, Friday night, let's just go see who's playing at the Ice House. 0.99

02:02:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:02:25.000 Like, oh, fuck that, man. 1.00

02:02:26.000 Yeah, people will go down there and they'll expect to see like a Joey Diaz show and then some whack-ass fucking road guy who does like cruise ships. 1.00

02:02:36.000 But is it more for the people that live in that area? 0.89

02:02:38.000 Like, I mean, isn't it like a local kind of thing?

02:02:41.000 Yeah, but it's still, if it's a bad show, it's a bad show.

02:02:44.000 They don't want to come back.

02:02:45.000 See if it's a good show.

02:02:46.000 Like, they know when I do, I do those Wednesday nights once a month there.

02:02:50.000 And they know if you go down there, I'm going to have killers on that show.

02:02:53.000 Oh, you decide who goes on?

02:02:56.000 Yeah, it's on my show.

02:02:56.000 Oh, it's your show?

02:02:57.000 Yeah.

02:02:57.000 Wednesday nights?

02:02:58.000 I do one Thursday night at the Comedy Store every month, and I do one Wednesday night at the Ice House every month.

02:03:04.000 Is it called Joe and Friends?

02:03:06.000 Yeah, Joe Rogan and Friends.

02:03:07.000 And the next one at the Comedy Store is June...

02:03:13.000 Uh, 21st.

02:03:14.000 June 21st.

02:03:15.000 Yeah.

02:03:15.000 And just in the green room, like last time it was Tony, Theo, you, me, just hanging out back there.

02:03:21.000 Yeah.

02:03:21.000 It was like the best time.

02:03:22.000 It's fun.

02:03:22.000 I could have been out to two in the morning.

02:03:23.000 Everybody's laughing.

02:03:24.000 It's the best, man.

02:03:25.000 Yeah.

02:03:25.000 Those guys made me laugh so hard.

02:03:27.000 All you guys.

02:03:27.000 Well, it's just, it's hard to find groups of people that are just...

02:03:33.000 Savages. 0.99

02:03:34.000 Just loose and fun and ridiculous. 0.97

02:03:36.000 And then this is the world they live in. 0.97

02:03:38.000 They live in this comedy world. 1.00

02:03:39.000 So they're traveling around a lot, fucking around, having a good time, talking shit. 0.99

02:03:43.000 And one person to say something, then it's just like... 1.00

02:03:45.000 Everyone's like, yeah! 0.99

02:03:47.000 It's fucking on. 0.98

02:03:48.000 It's the best. 0.98

02:03:48.000 Yeah, it's fun, man. 0.98

02:03:49.000 Fun times.

02:03:51.000 Everyone's baked.

02:03:53.000 It's just...

02:03:53.000 It almost feels like high school with your good friends.

02:03:55.000 Yeah.

02:03:56.000 Like, you know when you walk into, like, first period and all your boys, like, went to the front?

02:03:59.000 That's what it feels like.

02:04:01.000 Well, in a lot of ways, right?

02:04:01.000 Because one of the things that happens as you get older is you lose all the fun.

02:04:05.000 Because you have responsibilities and you have a job you hate.

02:04:08.000 And you gotta get up in the morning and you're always tired.

02:04:10.000 And this is the world that most people live in.

02:04:13.000 When you could find a place where...

02:04:16.000 It's all basically people that avoided that rat race and figured out some sneaky way through the system. 1.00

02:04:22.000 And that sneaky way is talking shit. 0.99

02:04:26.000 No soundcheck needed. 1.00

02:04:28.000 You just get on stage.

02:04:31.000 Especially when high-level comedians go up like yourself.

02:04:35.000 You're going to get an hour of laughs over and over again.

02:04:40.000 It's way better than a funny movie.

02:04:42.000 Yeah, but if you're a new comic, I'm getting education, too.

02:04:46.000 Yeah, there's a little bit of that.

02:04:47.000 You're hanging around with those people more often.

02:04:49.000 I can go listen to Theo Vaughn talk about something, then me and Joe talk business, and I'll go watch Patton Oswalt do his set, and then I'll watch Joey Diaz, and then Bill Burr's coming in.

02:04:58.000 And for me, as long as I've been doing comedy, I still love it.

02:05:01.000 I still love watching it.

02:05:02.000 I still love watching it.

02:05:03.000 If someone's killing, I still love it.

02:05:05.000 I love it.

02:05:06.000 It's just, it's a great form of entertainment. 0.99

02:05:10.000 And I think it's necessary to, because people get so serious about certain subjects, if someone could just come along and mock it and laugh at it so hard, and then you realize, like, oh, this is fucking ridiculous. 0.99

02:05:21.000 This is ridiculous. 0.99

02:05:22.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:05:22.000 It alleviates pressure. 0.98

02:05:24.000 What was fascinating to me the other night with Tom Papa, Oswald, and Tony Hinchcliffe, they all had the same premises on their joke, but each opinion was so different.

02:05:37.000 I was laughing so hard, man.

02:05:39.000 But you just see how everyone's different, but it's the popular subject.

02:05:42.000 Like Trump?

02:05:43.000 No. 0.73

02:05:44.000 Like sexual assault.

02:05:45.000 It was so funny, man.

02:05:47.000 Yeah.

02:05:47.000 I like Joey's...

02:05:48.000 I don't want to give away his...

02:05:50.000 Yeah, I don't.

02:05:50.000 He's got a great bid on that.

02:05:54.000 Neil Magny is tough to take down, huh?

02:05:56.000 Very tough.

02:05:57.000 Very wiry.

02:05:59.000 Long...

02:05:59.000 And who's this gentleman that he's fighting?

02:06:01.000 James White.

02:06:02.000 James White?

02:06:03.000 Do you know anything about him?

02:06:04.000 Craig White.

02:06:04.000 Craig White?

02:06:06.000 It's supposed to be...

02:06:10.000 Oh, why am I drawing a blank?

02:06:14.000 What's homeboy's name?

02:06:14.000 Gunnar.

02:06:15.000 Gunnar Nelson.

02:06:15.000 Jesus Christ.

02:06:16.000 Yeah.

02:06:17.000 What happened at Gunnar?

02:06:17.000 He got injured?

02:06:18.000 I'm not sure, but that was going to be a hell of a fight.

02:06:23.000 Neil's beat some tough guys.

02:06:25.000 He beat Kelvin Gaslin.

02:06:27.000 He beat Kelvin.

02:06:28.000 He beat Johnny Hendricks.

02:06:30.000 He beat Hector Lombard.

02:06:34.000 Hector Lombard, Kelvin Gaslin, and Johnny Hendricks.

02:06:38.000 Correct.

02:06:38.000 It's pretty good.

02:06:40.000 He can retire now.

02:06:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:06:42.000 Whenever he fights a jiu-jitsu guy, he's screwed. 0.99

02:06:44.000 It's his Achilles heel because they take him down and murk him up.

02:06:47.000 His jiu-jitsu's not that good? 0.99

02:06:48.000 His defense is just, you know, but when I say it's his Achilles heel, the very tip of the spare black belts fuck him up. 1.00

02:06:55.000 That's why I was so impressed with Dos Anjos. 0.90

02:06:58.000 Dos Anjos smashed Neil. 0.98

02:07:00.000 He leg kicked him, dragged him to the ground, and choked the fuck out of him. 0.97

02:07:04.000 Well, Damian Maia did that. 0.99

02:07:06.000 That other homeboy guy, Inverted Triangle, the bald guy, I forget his name, who's ridiculous at Jiu-Jitsu, Brazilian. 0.96

02:07:12.000 Bald guy? 0.99

02:07:13.000 Bald guy. 0.82

02:07:13.000 Bald Brazilian? 0.82

02:07:14.000 Yeah, I know.

02:07:15.000 Inverted Triangle.

02:07:16.000 Bald Brazilian? 0.99

02:07:18.000 Tiago Alves?

02:07:18.000 No, no, no.

02:07:19.000 Sergio Marais.

02:07:25.000 And then Damien Maia was like, you do what?

02:07:27.000 He's got a...

02:07:28.000 He triangled someone from the Mount years ago, and I'll never forget it. 0.99

02:07:34.000 I forgot his name because of that. 0.95

02:07:35.000 Yeah, he's a beast, man.

02:07:37.000 He set it up beautifully. 0.99

02:07:38.000 He's got a crazy tricep, too. 0.85

02:07:40.000 He's like missing a tricep. 0.85

02:07:41.000 Like, you look at one of his arms, like his tricep is non-existent.

02:07:44.000 He must have broke off and slid up.

02:07:47.000 Yeah, it must have tore and he never got it fixed.

02:07:49.000 Because they tear him ravel up, like a fruit roll up.

02:07:50.000 Yeah, he never got it fixed because he's got a bicep, but then there's nothing behind it.

02:07:54.000 It's very weird looking on one of his arms.

02:07:56.000 What's he doing?

02:07:57.000 He's still fighting.

02:07:58.000 Just got KO'd.

02:07:58.000 Just got KO'd by somebody.

02:08:00.000 Somebody good.

02:08:02.000 Pull up Sergio Morai.

02:08:04.000 Hmm.

02:08:08.000 Yeah, he was the first guy to tap Krohn as a black belt.

02:08:12.000 Look at that!

02:08:13.000 Magni in the mount!

02:08:14.000 Magni in the mount!

02:08:15.000 Yeah, see how his left tricep is kind of missing?

02:08:18.000 It's even weirder when you see it hanging low.

02:08:22.000 It's pretty weird there.

02:08:22.000 Pull up his record, Jamie.

02:08:24.000 Look at this shit! 1.00

02:08:25.000 Magni in the mount! 1.00

02:08:26.000 He's going for an arm triangle here.

02:08:31.000 Immediately escaped. 1.00

02:08:32.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:08:33.000 He's gonna stand up. 1.00

02:08:34.000 Let me see his...

02:08:35.000 There we go.

02:08:35.000 No, no, no.

02:08:36.000 Just go to his record, though.

02:08:39.000 Yeah, it's right here.

02:08:40.000 Where is it?

02:08:40.000 Scroll down.

02:08:42.000 No, no, no.

02:08:43.000 His actual fights.

02:08:44.000 Oh, he beat Tim Means?

02:08:46.000 Usman KO'd him.

02:08:47.000 Oh, yeah.

02:08:48.000 That was Usman's only KO. Really?

02:08:51.000 Yeah, Usman has a lot of decisions, man.

02:08:53.000 Mm.

02:08:56.000 Super disappointed in that stand-up.

02:08:58.000 Matt Serra was going off about the referee.

02:09:01.000 About the referee separating them when Damian Maia had his back. 0.93

02:09:06.000 That was ridiculous. 0.90

02:09:07.000 It was really bad. 0.97

02:09:08.000 Who was the ref?

02:09:10.000 I want to say it was Leon Roberts.

02:09:11.000 Wasn't it?

02:09:12.000 Yeah, I think so.

02:09:13.000 It was a terrible decision.

02:09:15.000 Yeah, they're getting too crazy with the stand-ups.

02:09:17.000 They're getting way too crazy.

02:09:19.000 They need to relax.

02:09:21.000 Well, especially in that situation.

02:09:24.000 You got a guy who's a strangulation expert that finally gets to clinch on a world-class wrestler.

02:09:28.000 Especially early in the first round.

02:09:30.000 Early in the first round.

02:09:31.000 Got a real good position on him.

02:09:32.000 And you also have to think Maya took this fight with zero camp. 1.00

02:09:38.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:09:39.000 Neil Magny. 1.00

02:09:40.000 There you go, Neil.

02:09:40.000 Finish it off, Neil.

02:09:43.000 Neil's whooping his ass. 1.00

02:09:44.000 He's hurt. 1.00

02:09:45.000 Come on, Neil.

02:09:46.000 He need him right in the face.

02:09:47.000 Yeah, he did.

02:09:47.000 But it was legal.

02:09:48.000 Yeah.

02:09:49.000 For sure legal.

02:09:50.000 Oh, he's out.

02:09:52.000 Oh, he's out.

02:09:52.000 That's it.

02:09:53.000 Neil Magny.

02:09:54.000 First round, baby. 1.00

02:09:54.000 Damn. 1.00

02:09:55.000 Big win. 1.00

02:09:56.000 Powerful Neil Magny. 1.00

02:09:57.000 Neil Magny's stopping, motherfuckers. 1.00

02:10:00.000 Powerful back on Neil. 1.00

02:10:01.000 Yeah, he's a long dude, huh?

02:10:03.000 That's about as long as it gets for 170. Great cardio, long.

02:10:07.000 Yeah, and good fight IQ, you know?

02:10:09.000 Like, never blows his wad.

02:10:12.000 He's always in there.

02:10:14.000 Like, look at that.

02:10:15.000 Just finish the guy. 0.71

02:10:16.000 He's barely breathing heavy.

02:10:18.000 I mean, seriously, man. 1.00

02:10:19.000 That dude is in fucking shape. 1.00

02:10:21.000 He's a freak. 1.00

02:10:21.000 He's always been that way, man. 1.00

02:10:22.000 Is that just a discipline thing?

02:10:24.000 Just always training hard?

02:10:25.000 He's a military guy.

02:10:26.000 Yeah.

02:10:27.000 Also a Denver thing, right?

02:10:29.000 Yeah, but he was in Chicago. 0.99

02:10:31.000 I had the same fucking cardio. 0.97

02:10:32.000 Because I was one of the coaches on Ultimate Fighter 14. He came off that season. 0.99

02:10:36.000 Even then, they're like, dude, look at the cardio on Neil.

02:10:39.000 What does he do for cardio?

02:10:40.000 You know him well.

02:10:41.000 He just trains nonstop.

02:10:43.000 He lived with Nate Markhart when he first came to Denver.

02:10:46.000 Nate trained nonstop, so he just kind of took on that role.

02:10:50.000 He just trains nonstop.

02:10:51.000 Is Nate retired?

02:10:51.000 Yes.

02:10:52.000 Nate's done.

02:10:52.000 That's good.

02:10:53.000 He's doing the Lord's work now.

02:10:55.000 Oh.

02:10:56.000 What kind of work is that?

02:10:58.000 Whatever the Lord wants him to do.

02:10:59.000 What's the Lord saying?

02:11:01.000 I think sell Bibles.

02:11:03.000 I don't know what they do.

02:11:04.000 I don't know, man.

02:11:05.000 So he's working for a church or something?

02:11:06.000 I think so.

02:11:07.000 He's trying to become a priest or something like that.

02:11:09.000 Oh, okay.

02:11:11.000 He was always super religious.

02:11:13.000 Yeah.

02:11:13.000 Always.

02:11:14.000 Yeah.

02:11:14.000 I'm glad he's retired.

02:11:15.000 Great guy.

02:11:16.000 He had a lot of great fights, man.

02:11:17.000 A lot of great fights.

02:11:18.000 One of the greats.

02:11:19.000 Nate the Great.

02:11:20.000 His KO of Tyron Woodley for the Strikeforce Welterweight Champ is one of the all-time highlight real KOs.

02:11:26.000 Mortal Kombat KO. Yeah, literally.

02:11:27.000 Mortal Kombat.

02:11:29.000 Elbows.

02:11:29.000 The best.

02:11:30.000 I love Nate.

02:11:31.000 Elbows and uppercuts, son. 0.98

02:11:32.000 He's so goddamn tough. 0.99

02:11:34.000 Yeah, man. 0.99

02:11:35.000 For sure.

02:11:37.000 He's a guy that was real active and real proficient before anybody knew anything about MMA. He started when he was 17. Joey, he's called me a couple times.

02:11:51.000 Should I answer the phone if he calls?

02:11:53.000 Call him back. 1.00

02:11:55.000 Listen, cocksucker. 1.00

02:11:58.000 I made a watch that Darren Till. 1.00

02:12:02.000 Darren Till's over there eating Pop-Tarts.

02:12:04.000 He weighs 500 pounds. 0.99

02:12:05.000 He's talking about Mackenzie Dern's ass last night again. 1.00

02:12:07.000 Again? 0.99

02:12:08.000 He's terrible about that.

02:12:09.000 John, what do you think happened there?

02:12:11.000 What do you think that smells like?

02:12:12.000 What do you think happened there? 1.00

02:12:13.000 You think she's just eating all the fucking time? 0.99

02:12:16.000 I don't know, Joey. 0.99

02:12:17.000 I don't know her personally.

02:12:18.000 She missed weight by seven pounds. 0.99

02:12:20.000 She's fucking smoking, though, right? 1.00

02:12:22.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

02:12:22.000 She's a very attractive girl. 1.00

02:12:25.000 Joey's right now in the middle of bong hits.

02:12:27.000 He can't answer that phone.

02:12:29.000 He'll answer.

02:12:30.000 Hmm, really?

02:12:31.000 You have reached the voicemail box.

02:12:35.000 Guess not.

02:12:35.000 Maybe he's calling me.

02:12:37.000 Oh, there it is.

02:12:39.000 Calling you back?

02:12:40.000 Where you been, dog?

02:12:44.000 What was that?

02:12:46.000 How many times have I got to call you, dawg?

02:12:48.000 We're on the podcast.

02:12:49.000 We're on JRE Fight Companion Live.

02:12:53.000 What's up?

02:12:53.000 Alright.

02:12:54.000 What are you doing? 0.99

02:12:57.000 I ain't watching dick. 1.00

02:12:58.000 I got shit to do on people to see. 1.00

02:13:00.000 I ain't got time to watch people kick each other in the fucking head today. 1.00

02:13:04.000 You're on the air. 1.00

02:13:05.000 You're on speakerphone.

02:13:06.000 Tell me.

02:13:06.000 Come on by.

02:13:07.000 Come on by for the main event.

02:13:09.000 You're what?

02:13:13.000 What are you doing to show the cops?

02:13:15.000 Oh, Cobbs is this Friday in San Francisco.

02:13:19.000 This Friday. 0.99

02:13:19.000 We'll see you one day this week on the show to discuss your comedy career as a fucking... 0.99

02:13:25.000 What do you call that? 1.00

02:13:27.000 A fucking extraterrestrial fucking comic. 1.00

02:13:30.000 Whatever the fuck you call it. 1.00

02:13:38.000 Martian comedy. 0.99

02:13:40.000 What?

02:13:49.000 I'm over here smoking the weed Denny smoked.

02:14:07.000 Nice.

02:14:09.000 Nice. 0.99

02:14:15.000 And I'm doing a few spots tonight to let these motherfuckers know who's running things. 1.00

02:14:20.000 And that's it. 1.00

02:14:21.000 Enjoy fucking Till against Wonderboy and my man against the other guy. 1.00

02:14:28.000 I'll watch it tonight on tape. 0.99

02:14:30.000 7 and 9 p.m.

02:14:36.000 in Las Vegas.

02:14:37.000 And where at?

02:14:38.000 Where are they filming at?

02:14:47.000 Really?

02:14:50.000 A couple years ago.

02:14:56.000 Yeah.

02:14:59.000 Are there tickets available?

02:15:07.000 There's no tickets available.

02:15:08.000 I mean, there's something for you.

02:15:09.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:15:11.000 If you show up in the helicopter, I can't deny you.

02:15:14.000 We might have to get in the Batmobile and go down there and represent.

02:15:18.000 If you show up in the Trump Tower copter, then you're in no danger.

02:15:21.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:15:21.000 You just walk in and take the mic and tell people what time it is.

02:15:28.000 I can't wait for people to see that special, Joey. 0.99

02:15:30.000 It's gonna be fucking nuts. 0.98

02:15:32.000 I can't wait. 0.98

02:15:32.000 I'm working hard. 0.98

02:15:33.000 I've never worked this hard in my life. 0.99

02:15:35.000 I didn't know the meaning of this since I listened to you and the tapings and the trying shit. 0.98

02:15:40.000 And now I'm just doing 28 minute sets all week. 0.98

02:15:43.000 28, 28, 28. Boom!

02:15:46.000 I gotta get the beginning more jazzed up because I gotta make them watch. 0.99

02:15:50.000 So I gotta go out there like a fucking meteor, you understand me? 0.98

02:15:53.000 I gotta go out there and hold them till like 14 minutes and let them... 0.99

02:15:57.000 I got the strategy. 0.94

02:15:58.000 I'm gonna go out there and fucking just go off for about 14, then we go to our different corners, and then I come on and I pick my shots. 0.99

02:16:09.000 Pick my fucking shots like when fucking Eddie's guy fought that dude and he fucked the really good striker. 0.99

02:16:16.000 I gotta pick my shots in the second round and then the third round go out there and just fucking four point combinations ending with leg kicks to tear down the knee until you can't take it no more. 1.00

02:16:28.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.95

02:16:29.000 That's the strategy right there.

02:16:31.000 I'm breaking it down to three rounds, Joe Rogan.

02:16:33.000 You did it last night, Joey.

02:16:35.000 You did it last night at the Ice House.

02:16:37.000 I told Rogan you said I'm on fire, man.

02:16:40.000 Yeah, no, no, no.

02:16:41.000 I broke it down to three rounds.

02:16:43.000 And I'm cutting that and adding.

02:16:45.000 You know what I'm saying?

02:16:45.000 I'm cutting.

02:16:46.000 I'm looking at it like an MMA fighter.

02:16:48.000 So I'm training for a fight. 0.99

02:16:50.000 So the first 11 minutes, it's fucked. 1.00

02:16:52.000 And I got to jump on your criminal shit. 1.00

02:16:55.000 Like old school Vitor. 1.00

02:16:56.000 The whole fucking old school. 1.00

02:16:58.000 Old school Vitor. 0.99

02:16:59.000 The second round, I'm just picking my shots like your guy against Edson Barboza.

02:17:05.000 He picked his shots.

02:17:06.000 He picked them apart. 0.98

02:17:07.000 He kicked them in the side. 1.00

02:17:09.000 He fucked up that sciatic nerve. 1.00

02:17:10.000 He kicked them in the body. 0.99

02:17:12.000 You know, you just gotta get any shots. 0.99

02:17:13.000 And then the third round, I come out like fucking that black dude in the 70s that fought when they gave him the bottle filled with cocaine milk. 0.99

02:17:29.000 That's right. 0.99

02:17:37.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:17:48.000 What the fuck do you think you're dealing with? 1.00

02:17:50.000 In the third round, we come out like fucking Aaron Pryor. 1.00

02:17:54.000 What was that trainer's name? 0.99

02:17:58.000 Is that Emmanuel Stewart?

02:18:01.000 We're watching it right now.

02:18:03.000 Jamie just put it up.

02:18:04.000 Alexis Arguello.

02:18:05.000 Alexis Arguello, Aaron Pryor. 1.00

02:18:07.000 He's getting fucked up. 1.00

02:18:08.000 Panama Lewis! 1.00

02:18:10.000 Panama Lewis! 1.00

02:18:11.000 Panama Lewis gave the bottle with the original shit. 1.00

02:18:14.000 The shit Noriega was sending up. 1.00

02:18:18.000 Yeah, he gave it to him. 1.00

02:18:19.000 He mixed up with some coconut water.

02:18:20.000 He ain't no looking back. 0.98

02:18:22.000 And then Aaron Pryor came out just throwing bombs and fucked Alexis Arguello up. 1.00

02:18:26.000 That was a great fight, man. 0.99

02:18:28.000 A great fight.

02:18:29.000 This is a great fight.

02:18:30.000 This is the way you gotta do it.

02:18:32.000 Man, old school boxing.

02:18:34.000 Aaron Pryor.

02:18:35.000 The bottle.

02:18:36.000 This fight's called The Bottle.

02:18:38.000 Is it called The Bottle?

02:18:39.000 He said, get him the bottle that I mixed.

02:18:41.000 Did they capture that on video?

02:18:42.000 Did they have the bottle?

02:18:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:18:44.000 He said, give him the bottle that I mixed.

02:18:48.000 It's smoke coming out of it. 0.99

02:18:50.000 I wonder what the fuck was in that thing? 0.99

02:18:52.000 Cocaine. 1.00

02:18:54.000 Damn, he's doing work! 1.00

02:18:56.000 Look at him. 1.00

02:18:57.000 Where's the bottle?

02:18:57.000 No, get the other one.

02:18:58.000 The one that I mixed.

02:19:00.000 Look at it.

02:19:00.000 Okay, there's a bottle.

02:19:01.000 No, no, no.

02:19:01.000 Not that one.

02:19:02.000 Give me the other one. 0.99

02:19:04.000 How fucking beautiful is that? 0.99

02:19:06.000 Okay, that's one bottle. 1.00

02:19:07.000 He's got him sniffing shit. 0.99

02:19:09.000 No, they drank him one, and that was the one. 1.00

02:19:11.000 He goes, give me that one.

02:19:12.000 Yeah.

02:19:13.000 Bang! 1.00

02:19:13.000 He got hurt before that. 1.00

02:19:14.000 He's getting fucked up. 1.00

02:19:15.000 Alexis Arguello had a nasty right hand, man. 1.00

02:19:19.000 And he was watery as shit long. 0.97

02:19:22.000 So this is not the main event, is it? 0.97

02:19:23.000 Yeah, this is the main event.

02:19:25.000 Here we are.

02:19:25.000 All right.

02:19:26.000 Let's go right back to the fight. 0.66

02:19:28.000 Joey, we're about to watch Wonder Boy vs.

02:19:30.000 Till.

02:19:30.000 We love you, man.

02:19:31.000 Love you, man.

02:19:32.000 All right.

02:19:33.000 We'll see you this week, brothers.

02:19:34.000 Thank you.

02:19:34.000 Later.

02:19:34.000 Okay, man.

02:19:35.000 See you.

02:19:35.000 Bye.

02:19:36.000 Here's Darren Till.

02:19:38.000 Who's better than him?

02:19:39.000 He's the best.

02:19:40.000 Who's better?

02:19:41.000 I love that guy.

02:19:42.000 Oh, then Joey did.

02:19:43.000 I thought you were saying Till.

02:19:44.000 I'm like, well, there's two to have him right now.

02:19:47.000 Well, it's kind of amazing that he's even top ten with one win over a big guy.

02:19:51.000 In Donald Cerrone, he's really a 155-pounder.

02:19:53.000 Yeah, it's insane that I'm picking him to win the fight.

02:19:57.000 I am not a fan of how they do the ratings.

02:20:00.000 Do you think ESPN? Remember, that's a Fox thing.

02:20:03.000 So is ESPN going to stick with it?

02:20:04.000 I don't know.

02:20:05.000 Is it Fox's decision?

02:20:07.000 That was one of Fox's deals.

02:20:09.000 They want rankings because they didn't think the public could understand who's who without the rankings.

02:20:14.000 They're too arbitrary.

02:20:15.000 They're too disagreed upon by high-level people.

02:20:19.000 No matter how you do it, you can never get it right, so you might as well just try it and just let it fly.

02:20:24.000 You've got to have rankings.

02:20:25.000 This is the problem, though.

02:20:26.000 It's fighters going, wait, he's six, but I'm five.

02:20:29.000 I'm not fighting six, man.

02:20:32.000 Before, we didn't know what Dare 2 was ranked.

02:20:34.000 We didn't know what Wonder Boy was ranked.

02:20:35.000 You gotta do what Pride did.

02:20:36.000 Just make him fight.

02:20:37.000 If you decline a fight, they'll never ask you again.

02:20:41.000 They try.

02:20:42.000 This is exciting, man. 0.93

02:20:43.000 I'm fucking pumped for this fight. 0.93

02:20:45.000 It took long enough. 0.98

02:20:46.000 I feel like we've been in for seven hours.

02:20:47.000 Darren Till's got those old school Thai tattoos on his back.

02:20:50.000 The kind they tap in. 0.99

02:20:52.000 They do that with the fucking, the tapper. 0.99

02:20:55.000 You ever seen those? 1.00

02:20:55.000 That's those old school temple tattoos. 1.00

02:21:00.000 Is that his girlfriend on his arm?

02:21:02.000 I think it's his older girlfriend.

02:21:03.000 Or is it his daughter?

02:21:04.000 Oh, no.

02:21:06.000 No, he probably got that in Brazil.

02:21:07.000 They probably don't have the best tattoo artist.

02:21:09.000 But remember, he was young when he got that.

02:21:11.000 The tattoo?

02:21:12.000 Yeah.

02:21:12.000 It looks like Charlize Theron from Monster.

02:21:14.000 You think there's a guy out there with a tattoo of a chick that's like a one-night stand, like one crazy night?

02:21:19.000 Of course.

02:21:20.000 That was the hottest chick ever! 0.99

02:21:22.000 There's probably a million guys with that.

02:21:23.000 With a one-night stand?

02:21:25.000 Tattooed? 1.00

02:21:25.000 Yeah, she sucked the meanest dick ever. 1.00

02:21:27.000 He's like, I'm being tatted. 1.00

02:21:28.000 He's like, respect!

02:21:30.000 I'm putting her on my back. 0.66

02:21:31.000 Respect.

02:21:32.000 Respect, girl.

02:21:33.000 Yeah, no, it's his girlfriend.

02:21:34.000 It's his girlfriend?

02:21:35.000 Okay.

02:21:36.000 So, um, that's a commitment right there, right?

02:21:39.000 Marry her. 0.67

02:21:40.000 Yeah, you're into that one.

02:21:41.000 That's how scared dudes are of marriage.

02:21:43.000 Look, I'll tattoo you on my arm for life, but I ain't getting married, man.

02:21:50.000 Marriage is too permanent.

02:21:51.000 It's too dangerous.

02:21:55.000 So many people scared of that marriage, buddy.

02:21:58.000 Here he goes.

02:22:00.000 Darren Till.

02:22:01.000 Listen to that crowd, man.

02:22:02.000 It's too bad Liverpool lost yesterday. 0.99

02:22:04.000 Otherwise this place would be fucking even on more fire. 0.99

02:22:08.000 Look at this. 0.99

02:22:09.000 Big moment for this kid.

02:22:10.000 Big moment.

02:22:12.000 We're going to find out a lot about him.

02:22:13.000 Look how big he is, man.

02:22:14.000 He's big, but so is Wonderboy, man.

02:22:16.000 Wonderboy's a tall fella.

02:22:17.000 He's an inch taller.

02:22:18.000 Wonderboy's tall.

02:22:18.000 Wonderboy's not as meaty, is he?

02:22:19.000 No, he's not.

02:22:21.000 Wonderboy's name is Wonderboy.

02:22:22.000 His is the gorilla.

02:22:24.000 Yeah.

02:22:24.000 But who named Wonderboy Wonderboy?

02:22:26.000 And who named the gorilla the gorilla?

02:22:28.000 See, that's what's important.

02:22:30.000 That's what's up.

02:22:30.000 Yeah.

02:22:31.000 What if you called yourself Big Brown? 0.98

02:22:34.000 People would be like, get the fuck out of here. 0.97

02:22:36.000 You call yourself Big Brown? 0.97

02:22:37.000 Yeah, that's weird.

02:22:39.000 Hey, what's your name, man?

02:22:40.000 El Toronado.

02:22:42.000 Where'd that come out?

02:22:43.000 Well, I was sitting around thinking about nicknames. 1.00

02:22:46.000 Fuck out of here. 0.99

02:22:48.000 It says that Dan Hardy gave him the nickname of the gorilla. 1.00

02:22:51.000 Oh, there you go.

02:22:51.000 That makes sense.

02:22:52.000 How long ago did he give it to him?

02:22:54.000 Well, this says he officially accepted it as of January 20th. 0.99

02:22:58.000 Oh, fucking week, man! 0.99

02:23:00.000 Real recent. 1.00

02:23:01.000 Oh, fuck! 0.99

02:23:02.000 What was his name before then? 1.00

02:23:03.000 Well, I didn't know Dan Hart was like, oh, I just like to refer to him as the gorilla, and then three days ago he rode with it.

02:23:10.000 I thought this was his name for a while now.

02:23:12.000 Well, it's January.

02:23:13.000 We're into May.

02:23:15.000 So it's technically legit.

02:23:16.000 Five months?

02:23:17.000 I mean, after he beat...

02:23:18.000 How long does a man have to keep a nickname before it's a legit nickname? 0.99

02:23:22.000 There's some fucking rules here, bro. 0.98

02:23:24.000 It's unspoken rules. 0.99

02:23:25.000 Your nickname could be Sidekick.

02:23:27.000 I don't have a nickname, man.

02:23:27.000 Come on, Joe.

02:23:28.000 Sidekick.

02:23:29.000 You don't want to be known as Sidekick.

02:23:31.000 Yeah, I'm the Sidekick.

02:23:32.000 I'm a wingman.

02:23:33.000 No, but, you know, it's Sidekick.

02:23:37.000 We know as a martial arts term everyone else, like the sidekick? 1.00

02:23:40.000 No girl wants to fuck the sidekick. 1.00

02:23:42.000 Yeah, it's the thing like Dennis though. 1.00

02:23:44.000 If you know the real meaning to the dentist, it sounds, you know. 1.00

02:23:48.000 The dentist also isn't getting his dick sucked in the bar. 0.99

02:23:51.000 See, the dentist is such an obscure nickname, I think you gotta leave Josh Near alone. 1.00

02:23:55.000 That's his nickname.

02:23:57.000 That's an obscure one, you know?

02:24:00.000 But didn't they call Eve Edwards the dentist at one point in time?

02:24:03.000 Because of Aaron Reilly?

02:24:06.000 Yes, yes.

02:24:07.000 Remember that?

02:24:07.000 He destroyed it.

02:24:08.000 That was like a hook and shoot. 0.55

02:24:09.000 Broke his whole pallet.

02:24:11.000 Aaron Reilly was one of those tough, tough journeymen.

02:24:15.000 Yeah, remember when Robbie Lawler made his UFC debut against Aaron Reilly and just beat the brakes off of him?

02:24:22.000 That's another super impressive performance by Rafael Dos Anjos, right?

02:24:25.000 The Robbie Lawler fight.

02:24:26.000 Hell yeah! 1.00

02:24:27.000 Holy shit! 1.00

02:24:28.000 God damn! 1.00

02:24:30.000 That was an amazing fight. 1.00

02:24:31.000 Amazing.

02:24:32.000 He's like one of the best examples of a guy who was holding himself back by staying in a lower weight class.

02:24:38.000 He did get the belt, though.

02:24:40.000 Yes, he did, but he couldn't take it anymore.

02:24:42.000 His body couldn't take it anymore.

02:24:43.000 He was so big.

02:24:44.000 I ran into him in between fights when he was fighting 55, and he was 200 pounds.

02:24:49.000 It was just too much for him.

02:24:50.000 He was so big. 0.98

02:24:50.000 And then he started declining a little bit because the weight cut was fucked, and then he went to 70. Now he's a nightmare. 0.98

02:24:55.000 Here we go.

02:24:56.000 Wonderboy.

02:24:57.000 How tall is Dos Anjos?

02:24:59.000 He's short for a 170 year, right?

02:25:01.000 I think he's 5'9".

02:25:02.000 Shorter, yeah.

02:25:02.000 Let's see if you can find it, Jamie.

02:25:04.000 He might even be 5'8".

02:25:06.000 Yeah, that's kind of short.

02:25:08.000 How tall is Kelvin?

02:25:10.000 5'9"?

02:25:11.000 Kelvin's probably like 5'10".

02:25:14.000 But he's doing 85. But Tyron's 5'9 too, right?

02:25:19.000 5'9"?

02:25:20.000 No, he's gotta be 5'10", 5'11".

02:25:22.000 No way!

02:25:23.000 Woodley?

02:25:24.000 I think Woodley's 5'9".

02:25:25.000 I think he's 5'9".

02:25:26.000 That's what's so impressive.

02:25:28.000 I think Woodley's 5'11".

02:25:30.000 Oh, he's 5'9", it says.

02:25:31.000 No one's got a bigger badonkadonk than Woodley. 1.00

02:25:34.000 When he walks in, the fucking thighs on that guy is an ass. 1.00

02:25:38.000 He generates so much force. 1.00

02:25:41.000 You know, I'm 5'9 now.

02:25:43.000 I'm all proud of it. 1.00

02:25:45.000 Fuck yeah! 1.00

02:25:47.000 Dude, anytime I fill out some medical shit and they say fucking hi, I say 5'9, motherfucker. 1.00

02:25:51.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

02:25:53.000 How is the back feeling?

02:25:56.000 It's hard to tell because I haven't been able to train because of my knee and my shoulder.

02:25:59.000 So when I get back, my knee's feeling better.

02:26:02.000 I'm on the bike 30 minutes a day.

02:26:04.000 So you got your knee scoped?

02:26:07.000 I decided to hold off on the shoulder surgery.

02:26:10.000 Yeah?

02:26:10.000 I decided, yeah.

02:26:11.000 What did they want to do to you? 1.00

02:26:12.000 What kind of shit you got wrong in there? 1.00

02:26:15.000 The labrum. 1.00

02:26:18.000 Rotator cuff.

02:26:19.000 But I finally got a second opinion yesterday, and they told me, man, unless it's hurting really bad, just hold off on it.

02:26:30.000 Hold off on it why?

02:26:34.000 It's just...

02:26:37.000 I don't want to go into surgery again, man.

02:26:39.000 Just again.

02:26:40.000 I just had knee surgery and then shoulder surgery.

02:26:42.000 And back surgery just a year ago.

02:26:44.000 I'm going to try to rehab it with shoulder rehab exercises.

02:26:48.000 I'm going to go that route first.

02:26:50.000 And if that doesn't work, then I'll have surgery.

02:26:52.000 But I decided I'm not going to have surgery on my shoulder. 0.98

02:26:56.000 Dude, they're doing some crazy shit down in Panama. 0.99

02:26:58.000 Panama. 0.99

02:26:59.000 That's $25,000, though.

02:27:00.000 It's expensive.

02:27:01.000 And you know, when Mel Gibson was on your podcast...

02:27:06.000 I don't know, man.

02:27:08.000 I'd have to...

02:27:10.000 Is there a possibility that he was like, you know, he has some financial interest in the company or something?

02:27:16.000 I don't know.

02:27:16.000 It's hard to tell.

02:27:17.000 He really wanted to do it for Dr. Reardon.

02:27:19.000 He's good friends with that guy.

02:27:20.000 Did he help his dad? 1.00

02:27:21.000 I want to believe all that shit's real. 1.00

02:27:23.000 I want to. 0.99

02:27:24.000 But every time you hear about stem cells, there's a new way and they do it different.

02:27:29.000 And now they're taking stem cells from here instead of there. 0.99

02:27:32.000 And it's like, dude, figure that shit out first. 0.99

02:27:34.000 But it's new. 0.99

02:27:34.000 They're all good. 0.99

02:27:35.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:27:35.000 It's too new.

02:27:36.000 They're all good, but they keep getting better at it.

02:27:38.000 But talk to TJ, because TJ had some raving things to say about Panama.

02:27:43.000 He's been down there twice.

02:27:45.000 After the Mel Gibson podcast?

02:27:48.000 Before and after.

02:27:49.000 He was there before, and then he went again.

02:27:52.000 He went again recently.

02:27:53.000 Why do we have to go again?

02:27:54.000 The fight's starting.

02:27:56.000 I'm scared.

02:27:58.000 I hope that's real, man.

02:27:59.000 They just tapped gloves and hugged each other. 1.00

02:28:01.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:28:01.000 There's a lot of respect. 0.99

02:28:05.000 I have no idea what's going to happen.

02:28:07.000 This is intense.

02:28:07.000 It's very rare you have no idea what's going to happen in the fight.

02:28:09.000 No idea.

02:28:10.000 Literally no idea.

02:28:12.000 I'm kind of nervous.

02:28:14.000 Here we go.

02:28:15.000 Here we go.

02:28:16.000 Bam.

02:28:18.000 Wonderboy's going to have to be smart.

02:28:19.000 A lot of footwork.

02:28:20.000 Two southpaws, too.

02:28:21.000 Another big point.

02:28:23.000 Here we go. 1.00

02:28:23.000 Look at the size of Till's fucking thighs. 1.00

02:28:28.000 Boy, their styles. 1.00

02:28:29.000 Look at their styles.

02:28:30.000 Exactly.

02:28:31.000 Both real loose, but more Muay Thai base with Till.

02:28:34.000 He's going to throw front leg round kicks.

02:28:36.000 The thing about Wonderboy is he's all light on the toes.

02:28:39.000 Yeah, his trigger is insane.

02:28:43.000 Leg kick right away by Till.

02:28:46.000 Very interesting.

02:28:48.000 I'm so curious about this fight. 0.87

02:28:50.000 Did you see that video Till put out of him sparring, just beating the shit out of some guy? 0.62

02:28:53.000 Yeah, it was weird, right? 0.80

02:28:55.000 Yeah, very strange.

02:28:56.000 Yeah.

02:28:56.000 That guy didn't look that good, but he knocked him out.

02:28:59.000 Yeah, hurting him, too.

02:29:00.000 Yeah, I wouldn't post that if I was him.

02:29:02.000 Yeah, and then he posted some of him getting hit, too, after that, because he said people were calling him a bully. 0.99

02:29:08.000 That I don't like, because that means he's reading the comments, and then he's reacting to those comments, which means people can fuck with his head. 0.97

02:29:14.000 If you're a young fighter, it's going to be tough, man, to navigate through. 0.99

02:29:17.000 Well, those comments, you've got to leave them alone.

02:29:20.000 You have to.

02:29:20.000 Because there's so many...

02:29:21.000 You're dealing with a...

02:29:23.000 You know, a pool of thousands and thousands of people, and who knows who they are or what their agenda is.

02:29:30.000 Yeah, but also a lot of those people aren't happy for your success.

02:29:33.000 Like, they're miserable in their life, so they come at you.

02:29:36.000 Of course.

02:29:36.000 Especially a guy like Till who's on the rise, you know?

02:29:38.000 Yeah, or anyone in the spotlight.

02:29:40.000 Tries that switch kick off the front leg.

02:29:42.000 UFC might want to hire someone to help these younger guys with that.

02:29:45.000 Well, just give them a little psychological counseling on how to handle it.

02:29:49.000 Get a social media expert in there.

02:29:51.000 He's also going to close the distance and lend that left hand over the top.

02:29:54.000 Wonderboy's not there, though.

02:29:55.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:29:55.000 Wonderboy's footwork is freaking ridiculous. 0.99

02:29:58.000 Well, this is the perfect kind of style for him, too. 0.95

02:30:00.000 An aggressive guy coming forward.

02:30:02.000 This is what he's used to.

02:30:03.000 Yeah, I have to imagine that's why he took the fight just stylistically.

02:30:07.000 He's like, yeah, big guy, aggressive, let's do it.

02:30:10.000 Right, after the fight.

02:30:11.000 Even though, remember, he just beat Masvidal.

02:30:14.000 See, he shouldn't be there. 1.00

02:30:17.000 He better get the fuck out of there. 1.00

02:30:18.000 Don't stay there. 1.00

02:30:19.000 Yeah, he landed that leg kick, but he was a little off balance.

02:30:21.000 Yeah, he didn't recuperate.

02:30:23.000 Well, Darren made a shift as he was going to launch that leg kick, and he put him in a weird position where he was off balance.

02:30:32.000 I mean, there's some good adjustments going on here.

02:30:34.000 Both guys trying to find the range.

02:30:35.000 I'll tell you what. 1.00

02:30:35.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:30:36.000 God, Till's about to fire one off, man. 1.00

02:30:38.000 He likes that slide with the right hand forward and then looked at...

02:30:42.000 Cox the left.

02:30:42.000 Ew, good.

02:30:43.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:30:45.000 One-two. 1.00

02:30:45.000 Damn. 1.00

02:30:46.000 Quick one-two. 1.00

02:30:47.000 Wonderboy letting him know.

02:30:48.000 It's still there.

02:30:48.000 Wonderboy hasn't had a finish in a while last time.

02:30:50.000 Still there.

02:30:50.000 Look, Till's a little hesitant now.

02:30:52.000 Wait a little bit now.

02:30:54.000 Be careful.

02:30:54.000 It's like a cobra, man.

02:30:56.000 Be careful.

02:30:57.000 You're talking about a dude who was like 57-0 as a kickboxer.

02:31:02.000 That's how good Wonderboy is.

02:31:03.000 I agree.

02:31:03.000 As far as high-level striking, I can't remember the last time two strikers were matched up this well.

02:31:08.000 No, and this is five rounds, son.

02:31:10.000 Oh, I'll take it.

02:31:12.000 Yeah, who knows what's going to happen in this fight.

02:31:15.000 This is interesting.

02:31:17.000 So high level.

02:31:19.000 They're just trying to figure each other out.

02:31:20.000 Stepped in with the left hand.

02:31:21.000 Popped him with the left hand.

02:31:22.000 Just caught him at the end of it.

02:31:23.000 Not a lot of power, but reached him.

02:31:26.000 He's letting Till know that he's down a snap.

02:31:30.000 He's also switching legs, switching stances.

02:31:33.000 Now it's all sideways.

02:31:34.000 It's hard to find a training partner who's going to emulate Wonderboy, man.

02:31:37.000 Yep.

02:31:38.000 You don't really get a real look at it until you're... 1.00

02:31:40.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:31:43.000 He's picking his shots beautifully so far. 1.00

02:31:45.000 I think he's trying to frustrate Till, so Till jumps in and makes a mistake. 1.00

02:31:48.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:31:50.000 Looked for it. 1.00

02:31:51.000 I don't think that landed, though, huh?

02:31:53.000 No.

02:31:53.000 Looked cool, though.

02:31:54.000 And I was on board.

02:31:56.000 I yelled out.

02:31:58.000 You gotta get off the cage here.

02:32:00.000 You gotta get out.

02:32:03.000 Yeah, I think for one of the ways, these first two rounds, he's trying to frustrate Till.

02:32:09.000 What time is it in England right now?

02:32:10.000 They're 7 hours ahead.

02:32:12.000 8. Are they 8?

02:32:13.000 8. So it's fucking... 1.00

02:32:15.000 8 o'clock. 0.99

02:32:16.000 It's really late.

02:32:17.000 Oh, you're saying 8 o'clock.

02:32:18.000 8.30 at night.

02:32:20.000 See, I think it's 7.30.

02:32:23.000 It's 8 hours.

02:32:25.000 Is it?

02:32:26.000 Trust me.

02:32:26.000 Yeah, you probably know.

02:32:28.000 So it's 9.30 p.m.

02:32:29.000 right now.

02:32:30.000 8.30, bro.

02:32:31.000 8.30.

02:32:32.000 What time is it now?

02:32:33.000 It's 12.30.

02:32:33.000 I looked at my watch real quick.

02:32:36.000 Unless there's a couple different time zones in the UK. I thought it was just one.

02:32:40.000 They might not have daylight savings time or something.

02:32:43.000 Nobody should have that. 1.00

02:32:44.000 Daylight savings time is stupid. 1.00

02:32:45.000 It's bullshit, man. 1.00

02:32:46.000 Arizona does it right. 1.00

02:32:47.000 They do. 1.00

02:32:48.000 They're like, fuck you. 1.00

02:32:48.000 Why do we fuck with it? 1.00

02:32:49.000 And that hour of sleep we lose? 1.00

02:32:51.000 God, go fuck yourself. 1.00

02:32:52.000 It's ridiculous. 1.00

02:32:52.000 So should we get a two-year-old? 1.00

02:32:53.000 Yeah.

02:32:54.000 But how about when you gain that hour?

02:32:55.000 Oh, it's nice when you gain it for like two days.

02:32:58.000 Not worth it, bro.

02:32:58.000 It's not worth it.

02:33:00.000 Fuck my life, bro. 1.00

02:33:00.000 In the morning, it's dark. 1.00

02:33:02.000 In the afternoon, it's not.

02:33:04.000 Your boy's two?

02:33:06.000 Yeah.

02:33:07.000 He's two now?

02:33:07.000 Yeah.

02:33:08.000 Mine's six.

02:33:09.000 God dang. 1.00

02:33:10.000 Damn. 1.00

02:33:11.000 He's all into Harry Potter and shit now. 1.00

02:33:13.000 Damn. 1.00

02:33:14.000 We go to Universal Studios. 0.99

02:33:16.000 How awesome is that ride?

02:33:16.000 If you haven't been to Universal Studios...

02:33:20.000 You need to go. 0.99

02:33:21.000 Universal Studios fucking rules now. 0.99

02:33:23.000 The 3D simulations? 1.00

02:33:25.000 Hell yeah.

02:33:25.000 High level.

02:33:26.000 That Harry Potter ride?

02:33:28.000 It's amazing. 1.00

02:33:29.000 Holy fuck! 1.00

02:33:30.000 Dude, the new Guardians of the Galaxy at Disney is pretty sick. 1.00

02:33:32.000 Yeah, it is.

02:33:33.000 I was straight up scared on that ride.

02:33:35.000 I was scared.

02:33:36.000 And then the Transformer ride is amazing.

02:33:39.000 The Simpsons ride is amazing.

02:33:41.000 Simpsons land is sick.

02:33:42.000 Yeah.

02:33:42.000 The Simpsons ride is one of my favorite rides ever.

02:33:44.000 Yeah.

02:33:45.000 You know what's the best ride ever, all time, hands down?

02:33:49.000 Flights of Passage Avatar ride in Disney World in Orlando.

02:33:53.000 Is it like a simulation?

02:33:55.000 It's incredible, dude.

02:33:57.000 It's incredible.

02:33:58.000 It's like virtual reality.

02:33:59.000 You go in, you sit on this bike, you're riding a dragon.

02:34:02.000 You saw Avatar, right?

02:34:03.000 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00

02:34:03.000 Riding one of those things through the fucking jungle. 1.00

02:34:06.000 What? 1.00

02:34:06.000 God damn, that sounds sick. 1.00

02:34:07.000 It is every... 1.00

02:34:08.000 Think of like...

02:34:09.000 Have you ever done that...

02:34:10.000 There's the thing at Disneyland called Soaring Over the World.

02:34:14.000 It's amazing.

02:34:16.000 Giant screen and you're flying like over India and over Everest.

02:34:20.000 It's amazing.

02:34:21.000 Sure that's not Disney World that they've got?

02:34:22.000 No, I just did it.

02:34:23.000 Yeah, he said Disney World.

02:34:24.000 He just said, yeah, Disney World.

02:34:26.000 No, Disneyland has soaring over the world.

02:34:28.000 Oh.

02:34:29.000 But, here we go, round two. 1.00

02:34:30.000 Fuck Disney World. 1.00

02:34:32.000 Continue the round, I remember. 1.00

02:34:35.000 Oh! 0.60

02:34:36.000 Till getting a little more aggressive.

02:34:37.000 Till tagged him with that left hand.

02:34:39.000 And that castle, that Harry Potter castle that they build? 1.00

02:34:42.000 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

02:34:43.000 It's amazing. 1.00

02:34:44.000 No, it's incredible.

02:34:45.000 Till's getting way more amped up. 1.00

02:34:47.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:34:48.000 It's like one mistake, man. 1.00

02:34:50.000 I know, Wonderboy is such a good counterfighter.

02:34:52.000 Oh, he lives right, doesn't he? 1.00

02:34:55.000 Oh, gotta get off the fucking fence, Wonderboy. 1.00

02:34:58.000 That's all Till wants. 1.00

02:35:02.000 So that first round, you gotta give it to Wonderboy, right?

02:35:05.000 Yeah, I mean, super close, but yeah.

02:35:07.000 Yeah, give it to Wonderboy.

02:35:08.000 Yeah, you give it to Wonderboy.

02:35:09.000 Not a whole lot going on.

02:35:10.000 I mean, he landed like maybe two shots.

02:35:12.000 One of the body, then that one-two.

02:35:14.000 Remember this, though.

02:35:15.000 They're in Liverpool.

02:35:17.000 He's the hometown kid, and the judges look at octagon control.

02:35:21.000 So it's not necessarily you could give it to Wonderboy.

02:35:24.000 But Darren Till, I don't think, landed anything.

02:35:27.000 But he's going forward. 1.00

02:35:28.000 And the judges are morons. 1.00

02:35:30.000 So like, oh, going forward, that works. 1.00

02:35:32.000 Oh, give it to Till. 0.79

02:35:33.000 He did a good job, didn't he?

02:35:36.000 They always ask a question after they say something.

02:35:38.000 Didn't he?

02:35:39.000 He's amazing, isn't he?

02:35:42.000 Fantastic right hand, wasn't it?

02:35:48.000 This fight's about to get loose in the third round, I feel like.

02:35:50.000 Well, it's getting loose already.

02:35:52.000 A little bit.

02:35:53.000 It's just such a dangerous chess game.

02:35:55.000 I know. 0.99

02:35:55.000 And Wonderboy hands motherfucking down, son. 0.99

02:35:58.000 He's always like that. 0.99

02:35:59.000 Always like that.

02:36:00.000 That's that karate style, son.

02:36:03.000 Ooh, look for it.

02:36:04.000 Till slid.

02:36:05.000 Slid to the right.

02:36:06.000 Till's elbows are no joke either.

02:36:08.000 No.

02:36:08.000 If he gets in close there.

02:36:10.000 The one that he landed on Cowboy was ruthless.

02:36:12.000 Oh my god.

02:36:13.000 Who else has he beaten?

02:36:14.000 That's about it, sir.

02:36:15.000 Yeah, I'm really...

02:36:17.000 There's not anybody else.

02:36:18.000 He hasn't really knocked you off your socks before that Cowboy fight. 0.96

02:36:22.000 He's had some decisions.

02:36:24.000 They had an early knockout.

02:36:25.000 He stopped somebody, too?

02:36:27.000 No, early on he had one stoppage. 1.00

02:36:29.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:36:29.000 Ooh. 1.00

02:36:30.000 Damn. 1.00

02:36:31.000 Wonderboy with the left hand over the top. 1.00

02:36:32.000 Wonderboy fighting very smart, man.

02:36:34.000 Yeah.

02:36:35.000 Well, this is like, again, stylistically, such a great fight.

02:36:39.000 Because this is the style that Wonderboy really does like.

02:36:43.000 He likes a guy that's...

02:36:45.000 Uber-aggressive.

02:36:46.000 And in terms of high-level technique, both these guys are really good.

02:36:50.000 Really, really good.

02:36:52.000 Oh, Till keeps throwing that front leg sidekick to the front leg. 0.99

02:36:55.000 Oh! 0.60

02:36:56.000 Nope, he missed that.

02:36:57.000 A little short with that.

02:36:58.000 He doesn't like it.

02:36:59.000 That's like Hickson.

02:37:00.000 Yeah, he doesn't like it.

02:37:01.000 No.

02:37:01.000 Wonderboy's going to have to adapt to that.

02:37:03.000 Yeah.

02:37:04.000 They both switch it up, don't they?

02:37:06.000 Yep. 1.00

02:37:07.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:37:08.000 Woo! 1.00

02:37:08.000 Just missed that head kick, son. 1.00

02:37:11.000 But a miss by an inch is as good as a mile.

02:37:16.000 Till's got great distance control.

02:37:17.000 They both do, don't they?

02:37:19.000 They both do.

02:37:19.000 They both do, don't they?

02:37:21.000 Don't they?

02:37:22.000 Don't they?

02:37:22.000 That's Irish, isn't it?

02:37:23.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:37:24.000 My accents suck. 0.98

02:37:26.000 We need Hanato in here. 0.99

02:37:28.000 Do some scouse for us.

02:37:31.000 Amazing kid.

02:37:32.000 Liverpool's definitely a different accent, too.

02:37:34.000 It's a thick, man.

02:37:36.000 Yeah.

02:37:36.000 Sunderland, Liverpool.

02:37:37.000 Thick alley.

02:37:38.000 Liverpool, I think, is Ozzy Osbourne.

02:37:42.000 Oh, rushing in, man.

02:37:43.000 Wonder Boy loves to do that, like, switch stance.

02:37:46.000 That blitz.

02:37:47.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:37:48.000 But it's so hard to figure out what the fuck he's going to do because he switches stances while he does it sometimes. 0.99

02:37:55.000 And then we'll throw a kick. 0.99

02:37:56.000 Yeah.

02:37:57.000 He's about to rush in again.

02:37:59.000 Till's just trying to figure out and pin him down, but, man, it's not there.

02:38:03.000 This is one of the boys' game plan, man.

02:38:06.000 Give him to commit and make a mistake.

02:38:07.000 Then he's just going to capitalize.

02:38:08.000 But Till's doing a good job of not giving him much space where the cage is.

02:38:12.000 This is not happening in the center of the cage as much as it's happening.

02:38:15.000 Ooh! 0.96

02:38:16.000 Wonderboy tried that switch.

02:38:18.000 What if Till's going to feel any pressure to get a finish?

02:38:20.000 Because Till is absolutely controlling the center of the cage.

02:38:23.000 Wonderboy does not have a lot.

02:38:24.000 Well, now they're in the center.

02:38:26.000 And you know that wins rounds for these judges.

02:38:28.000 Yeah.

02:38:31.000 Because they don't understand fighting.

02:38:36.000 That place is packed, dude, man.

02:38:38.000 Oh, I'm sure.

02:38:39.000 They say, you know, he's a superstar in Liverpool.

02:38:41.000 Yeah, superstar.

02:38:45.000 It'd be the face of England, man.

02:38:48.000 Oh, yeah.

02:38:49.000 If he had a big knockout here, it'd be the face.

02:38:50.000 Because Bisping obviously is, but he's retired.

02:38:54.000 Yeah, who else is coming up in England?

02:38:57.000 We got Michael Venom Page, right?

02:39:00.000 Sure, yeah.

02:39:01.000 But he's not on this level.

02:39:03.000 Well, why don't they give him high-level fights?

02:39:06.000 He just had fought Rickles.

02:39:07.000 Yeah.

02:39:08.000 Do you see what he did to him?

02:39:09.000 No. 1.00

02:39:09.000 He fucked him up. 1.00

02:39:10.000 I heard. 1.00

02:39:11.000 He exploded his face and choked him out.

02:39:13.000 Yeah.

02:39:13.000 And that was like his first, like, they weren't feeding him, you know?

02:39:16.000 Like, that was a tough fight.

02:39:18.000 Mike VanPage Daily next, they say.

02:39:21.000 And Roy McDonald, Mousasi.

02:39:24.000 Those are two very good fights.

02:39:26.000 Are you kidding me?

02:39:27.000 I really like Page Daily because they don't like each other. 0.99

02:39:29.000 They fucking hate each other. 0.98

02:39:30.000 I like that fight a lot. 0.99

02:39:32.000 Shout out to all the 10th Planet schools in the UK. We got like eight now.

02:39:36.000 That's crazy.

02:39:37.000 London, Birmingham, Bramberry, Redditch, Darlington. 1.00

02:39:44.000 Shit, am I missing one? 0.99

02:39:46.000 Oh, Glasgow. 1.00

02:39:47.000 That's Scotland.

02:39:48.000 Squirtland.

02:39:49.000 How many you got worldwide?

02:39:51.000 About a hundred.

02:39:52.000 That's amazing.

02:39:53.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

02:39:54.000 Amazing.

02:39:54.000 Ooh.

02:39:56.000 And it keeps growing, man.

02:39:57.000 It keeps growing.

02:39:58.000 Ooh.

02:39:59.000 He hit him with that sidekick in the knee. 0.84

02:40:00.000 You see Wonderboy's leg buckle?

02:40:02.000 See that in the replay?

02:40:03.000 Yeah.

02:40:04.000 He didn't like that.

02:40:04.000 He hit him with three straight.

02:40:06.000 Yeah, one of them really made his knee buckle, man. 1.00

02:40:08.000 Those things fucking suck. 1.00

02:40:09.000 Ooh. 1.00

02:40:09.000 Here it is. 1.00

02:40:10.000 Michael Venom Page.

02:40:15.000 Boosh! 1.00

02:40:15.000 Wheel kicked him. 1.00

02:40:17.000 Oh shit. 1.00

02:40:19.000 Damn. 1.00

02:40:21.000 He's so fast. 1.00

02:40:23.000 That's again, karate. 0.96

02:40:24.000 He comes from that point fighting background.

02:40:26.000 You know, there's a great karate match that I watched.

02:40:28.000 I mean, I don't know how many times they fought, but they fought point fighting.

02:40:33.000 Way back in the day, Raymond Daniels and Michael Venom Page fought each other in point fighting.

02:40:39.000 Now Raymond Daniels is the glory champion and Michael Venom Page is coming up in Bellator.

02:40:45.000 Very interesting.

02:40:46.000 Or he's a Bellator champion now, Raymond Daniels, right?

02:40:49.000 He left glory.

02:40:52.000 Here we go.

02:40:55.000 Here we go.

02:40:57.000 Here we go.

02:41:08.000 Darren Till's super aggressive here now.

02:41:10.000 I wonder if Wonderboy's knee is okay.

02:41:17.000 He still hasn't landed anything, though, except for those sidekicks to the knee.

02:41:21.000 Yeah, he hasn't landed anything to the head.

02:41:23.000 Wonderboy's knee seems fine.

02:41:25.000 He's moving fine.

02:41:26.000 Two rounds so far, no shot to the head.

02:41:29.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:41:30.000 Ooh, kick to the body. 1.00

02:41:38.000 Well, the whole thing with Wonderboy is just... 0.98

02:41:41.000 You make a mistake and he counters you.

02:41:43.000 And so far, Till hasn't really made any mistakes, but Wonderboy's found a few openings, but there's never been like one big bum rush where he left a gap and Wonderboy could drop a ball on him.

02:41:56.000 Did I miss anything?

02:41:57.000 Nope, nothing.

02:41:58.000 But they did show the replay, the knee buckling of Wonderboy.

02:42:01.000 It looked pretty nasty.

02:42:02.000 Oh, yeah?

02:42:02.000 From what?

02:42:03.000 From that sidekick.

02:42:04.000 Oh, wow.

02:42:05.000 From a front leg sidekick to the knee.

02:42:07.000 But he's moving fine.

02:42:08.000 It doesn't seem like he's limping at all.

02:42:11.000 And he threw some kicks with that left leg.

02:42:13.000 It would be nice.

02:42:16.000 It's hard to tell.

02:42:17.000 It would be nice if Wonderboy was a little more aggressive though.

02:42:20.000 It would be nice. 0.62

02:42:21.000 He'd get knocked out. 0.97

02:42:22.000 He'd get knocked out.

02:42:23.000 You think so?

02:42:24.000 Same thing with the Woodley fight.

02:42:25.000 Everyone's like, oh, be more aggressive. 0.98

02:42:26.000 I can't get fucking starched by Woodley. 0.96

02:42:29.000 That isn't necessarily... 0.99

02:42:30.000 He's a counter fighter.

02:42:31.000 He's a counter fighter.

02:42:32.000 Yeah, but still, you gotta...

02:42:34.000 Well, this is his style, man.

02:42:35.000 This is his style.

02:42:36.000 You know, his style is move around.

02:42:38.000 But the thing is, Till is so high level as well that it's hard for this style to even find its home, you know?

02:42:45.000 You have an aggressor versus counter-striker.

02:42:47.000 This is, I don't know what people expect.

02:42:48.000 It's like early Machida.

02:42:49.000 Yeah.

02:42:51.000 How about that Machida front kick to Vitor's face?

02:42:54.000 How dare you, Machida? 1.00

02:42:55.000 How fucking dare you? 1.00

02:42:56.000 The man signed off fight and went, you know what? 1.00

02:42:59.000 Enjoy the retirement.

02:43:00.000 He goes!

02:43:01.000 Yeah, crazy, right?

02:43:03.000 That was one of the worst knockouts ever.

02:43:04.000 And then just walks off, bends down, starts praying.

02:43:07.000 Did you see the photo of the foot on the face?

02:43:10.000 Yes.

02:43:12.000 Textbook front kick.

02:43:13.000 Balls of the feet.

02:43:15.000 You think Vitor just juices with every Brazilian drug ever?

02:43:19.000 My heart hopes so.

02:43:20.000 Me too.

02:43:21.000 I pray for that at night.

02:43:22.000 I pray for...

02:43:22.000 I want a golden, like, master's division.

02:43:25.000 Yeah, just go off.

02:43:26.000 I want to see veins in his teeth again.

02:43:28.000 It's crazy that he's still fighting.

02:43:30.000 Jesus Christ.

02:43:31.000 I know.

02:43:32.000 Veins in his gums.

02:43:32.000 Dude, he was around in the early days.

02:43:34.000 Yeah, dude.

02:43:35.000 And he's the only guy from the early days still fighting.

02:43:37.000 Oh! 0.60

02:43:38.000 Yeah.

02:43:38.000 Underboy caught him with that right hand.

02:43:40.000 I mean, you could say the same thing for Dan Henderson, but he's officially retired.

02:43:42.000 Yeah, he's retired.

02:43:44.000 But Wonderboy...

02:43:45.000 I mean, Vitor was around UFC 12...

02:43:48.000 That's crazy.

02:43:49.000 Dan Henderson was around in 98, so it wasn't much longer afterwards.

02:43:56.000 Crazy, really.

02:43:58.000 They fought, right?

02:43:59.000 Dan Henderson and Vitor?

02:43:59.000 A couple times.

02:44:00.000 Yeah, Vitor KO'd him.

02:44:01.000 Both times?

02:44:02.000 Yep.

02:44:04.000 Oh! 0.60

02:44:05.000 Uh-oh! 0.94

02:44:06.000 See, Till's starting to get anxious here.

02:44:08.000 This one's going to get in trouble, man.

02:44:14.000 When Wonderboy gets big, it's usually his legs, man. 1.00

02:44:17.000 I mean, his hands are dangerous, but his power is in those fucking legs. 1.00

02:44:21.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:44:22.000 He's thrown that head kick a few times. 1.00

02:44:23.000 That was a sick slip by Till.

02:44:25.000 Who does Till train with?

02:44:28.000 I don't know much about his team.

02:44:29.000 Come on.

02:44:30.000 In Liverpool.

02:44:33.000 Oh, his coach is Colin.

02:44:35.000 I forget his last name.

02:44:38.000 Crazy, Wonderboy's dad cranes him, right?

02:44:41.000 Yeah.

02:44:41.000 It'd be a tough dynamic.

02:44:42.000 Ooh! 0.99

02:44:43.000 Damn, that's not really in. 0.99

02:44:44.000 No, just touched him. 0.99

02:44:46.000 But he did touch him at the very end with that round kick to the face.

02:44:49.000 He might be fine in an opening for that one-two blitz.

02:44:52.000 Oh, Till just tagged him with that jab. 1.00

02:44:56.000 I have a hard time believing these judges don't have at 3-0.

02:45:00.000 Right, right.

02:45:01.000 In Liverpool, Octagon Control.

02:45:03.000 I'm not saying it's right.

02:45:04.000 Well, it depends on who the judges are, too, right?

02:45:05.000 Are they American judges or the English judges? 1.00

02:45:08.000 They're all morons, though, aren't they? 1.00

02:45:10.000 All around the world. 1.00

02:45:11.000 Unfortunately.

02:45:13.000 I love the fact that you can say that.

02:45:14.000 You don't work for anybody.

02:45:16.000 I know.

02:45:16.000 Isn't it cool and you can't?

02:45:20.000 I have no repercussions.

02:45:21.000 Oh, no.

02:45:22.000 Till got poked in the eye. 1.00

02:45:23.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

02:45:30.000 Mark Goddard's more worried about an eye poke than anybody. 1.00

02:45:33.000 Boy, that doctor got in that room quick. 0.97

02:45:36.000 That doctor just jumped in.

02:45:37.000 God, where'd he come from?

02:45:39.000 And now he's out.

02:45:40.000 He's trying to get a little too much TV time.

02:45:44.000 Oh, yeah.

02:45:45.000 Oh, definitely didn't mean to.

02:45:47.000 Oh, they're booing him?

02:45:52.000 Yeah, he's saying no, don't boo him. 1.00

02:45:56.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:45:56.000 Sometimes I poke to really rev a dude up. 0.99

02:45:58.000 Or a dick kick. 0.99

02:46:01.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

02:46:02.000 Damn. 1.00

02:46:02.000 Till's getting wild here. 1.00

02:46:04.000 No, don't get too comfortable.

02:46:05.000 Okay, there you go.

02:46:06.000 Left hand over the top. 1.00

02:46:08.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:46:09.000 Oh, we got ourselves a cockfight. 1.00

02:46:10.000 Oh, he's getting crazy here.

02:46:14.000 Dude.

02:46:15.000 That eye poke, really.

02:46:16.000 I wish he would have poked that in the first round.

02:46:18.000 This is the end of the round here.

02:46:20.000 Oh, now it's trying to get loose.

02:46:21.000 Now it's about to get fun.

02:46:22.000 Okay, that was three.

02:46:23.000 So we got two more to go.

02:46:25.000 Thank God this is a five-rounder, right?

02:46:27.000 If that was three rounds, I'd be pissed.

02:46:29.000 You'd feel so cheated. 0.99

02:46:30.000 I'd talk so much shit on that fight if it's just three rounds and it ended there. 0.99

02:46:34.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:46:36.000 Man.

02:46:38.000 That dude has a prominent forehead cheekbone situation going on.

02:46:43.000 Yeah, I think Genghis Khan got a little bit of that in him, didn't he?

02:46:46.000 A little bit of... 0.98

02:46:47.000 He's definitely got some fucking ancient man in him. 0.99

02:46:50.000 Yeah, he does. 0.99

02:46:50.000 I don't look like him. 0.99

02:46:52.000 He definitely...

02:46:52.000 Boom, that right hand.

02:46:54.000 That was nice.

02:46:54.000 I counted him here.

02:46:58.000 Boom, boom! 0.98

02:46:59.000 Oh, that got him.

02:47:00.000 He definitely tagged him.

02:47:02.000 He slid with it.

02:47:02.000 Yeah, he went with it, but it caught him at the end of it for sure.

02:47:05.000 Look, one boy doesn't look tired.

02:47:08.000 This is his style, you know, he's so efficient at doing that.

02:47:11.000 Oh, both these guys could do this for 10 rounds.

02:47:14.000 Yeah, round four, here we go.

02:47:17.000 God, this is a fight that is a great argument for the five-round fight for high-level fights.

02:47:23.000 Oh, 100%.

02:47:26.000 I mean, we would feel so bad if we were leaving here and that was it.

02:47:29.000 Like, who won?

02:47:30.000 Who cares?

02:47:31.000 What even happened?

02:47:32.000 Like, what are the stats on punches and kicks landed?

02:47:37.000 Yeah, unless you're super into MMA, you'd be so disappointed.

02:47:40.000 Wonderboy with a hard jab right there, kid.

02:47:43.000 Dang, Teal better watch his P's and Q's, though.

02:47:45.000 You're too hard, man.

02:47:46.000 Yeah.

02:47:49.000 But juice is worth the squeeze if you can get a knockdown. 1.00

02:47:57.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:47:59.000 Damn. 1.00

02:48:01.000 This is getting hot. 0.99

02:48:10.000 Yeah, because, yeah, Darren Till's never been five rounds, has he?

02:48:13.000 No, I don't think so.

02:48:14.000 He hasn't, especially in the UFC. Well, first time.

02:48:18.000 Because his main event against Cowboy, obviously he starts Cowboy, so he hasn't.

02:48:24.000 Yeah, that's his first main event, right?

02:48:26.000 And what about outside of the UFC? How many fights in Brazil?

02:48:31.000 He had, what, 17?

02:48:33.000 Or 14, I think.

02:48:35.000 Crazy, he speaks perfect Portuguese. 1.00

02:48:37.000 Oh, does he? 0.75

02:48:37.000 I didn't know that. 0.75

02:48:38.000 Oh, yeah, man.

02:48:39.000 Who?

02:48:39.000 Darren Till.

02:48:40.000 Goddamn, this kid's remarkable. 0.99

02:48:41.000 When he fought in Brazil, he spoke Portuguese to the crowd. 0.98

02:48:44.000 He lived there for like 10 years, right?

02:48:46.000 Yeah, I watched one of his older fights where he stopped this guy, and he spoke Portuguese to the crowd after the fight.

02:48:53.000 Fucked the guy up?

02:48:54.000 Yeah.

02:48:54.000 The first 10 fights were there.

02:48:56.000 Wow.

02:48:57.000 Yeah, he just went to live down there.

02:48:59.000 They had to get out of Liverpool because I guess there was a little tox up for him.

02:49:03.000 Well, he got stabbed.

02:49:04.000 Yeah, you can see the stab mark.

02:49:06.000 Where is it?

02:49:07.000 It's lower, like, on his right side.

02:49:10.000 He got stabbed in Brazil?

02:49:11.000 Right above his hip.

02:49:12.000 In England, he got stabbed.

02:49:14.000 In Liverpool, in his hometown.

02:49:15.000 And his coach told him, hey, you gotta get out of here, man.

02:49:18.000 They need to bend knives in the UK. Enough's enough.

02:49:22.000 How many more people gotta get stabbed?

02:49:25.000 Do you know the London mayor actually said that?

02:49:28.000 If you get caught with a knife, you'll be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

02:49:33.000 What about if I got to open boxes?

02:49:35.000 The princess's brother-in-law, her brother, got caught with one when he went over there for the royal wedding last week.

02:49:41.000 Oh, that?

02:49:42.000 He got caught with a knife?

02:49:43.000 Yeah, he said he took one because Trump said that you should take one with him.

02:49:45.000 He was in a bar. 1.00

02:49:47.000 Oh, he's crazy. 1.00

02:49:48.000 Is he crazy? 1.00

02:49:49.000 Her brother's crazy? 1.00

02:49:50.000 She's a dime piece, man. 0.99

02:49:54.000 I'm assuming you two would have nothing. 1.00

02:49:56.000 I don't give a fuck about that. 0.99

02:49:57.000 I'm watching this fight here, son. 0.99

02:50:00.000 Wonderboy with the step-in jab.

02:50:05.000 Not a lot of action in this fight.

02:50:07.000 Oh! 0.60

02:50:08.000 Wonderboy looking for that left hand over the top!

02:50:10.000 Did it land?

02:50:11.000 Nope.

02:50:12.000 Just kind of grazed him.

02:50:13.000 It's kind of hard to tell.

02:50:14.000 His back was to us. 0.99

02:50:15.000 It's going to be a tough fucking fight to judge, man. 0.99

02:50:21.000 Till's having a hard time hitting him. 0.99

02:50:22.000 That's for damn sure. 0.60

02:50:24.000 Beautiful duck under there. 0.92

02:50:25.000 Look at this.

02:50:25.000 Till with the clinch.

02:50:27.000 What if he takes him down?

02:50:29.000 Do we just stop the fight?

02:50:31.000 Interesting that Till's the one holding onto him here.

02:50:33.000 Oh, elbow to the top.

02:50:33.000 Trying to get that clinch.

02:50:34.000 His Muay Thai's nasty. 0.97

02:50:39.000 Good elbow on the break there.

02:50:42.000 If you're one of them, that's exactly what he wanted. 0.96

02:50:44.000 That leg's kind of fucked up, that lead leg, right leg. 0.93

02:50:47.000 Yep, it does look a little bruised. 0.99

02:50:49.000 Ooh, good kick to the body. 0.90

02:50:50.000 Hell yeah.

02:50:51.000 You guys watch that show, Cobra Kai?

02:50:53.000 No, I haven't seen it.

02:50:54.000 I've heard great things.

02:50:55.000 It's supposed to be good.

02:50:56.000 Yeah, no, it's great.

02:50:57.000 That's a crazy welt on Wonderboy's leg.

02:51:00.000 I really haven't noticed him getting hit that much.

02:51:02.000 Me neither.

02:51:03.000 It's on both legs, too.

02:51:04.000 Obviously, the right leg's worse with that.

02:51:06.000 Left leg's pretty tender, Roni, too. 0.99

02:51:08.000 The right leg looks really fucked up. 0.99

02:51:09.000 Yeah, it does. 0.97

02:51:10.000 I don't really remember him kicking him that hard.

02:51:12.000 It must have been when he was standing southpaw.

02:51:14.000 Sideways, you know?

02:51:17.000 And now he hasn't gone back then, has he?

02:51:19.000 Really?

02:51:19.000 Not much.

02:51:20.000 Not this round.

02:51:21.000 Doesn't like it.

02:51:22.000 Oh my god. 1.00

02:51:23.000 I mean, his footwork's just stupid, so Darren Till can't really get a read on him. 0.99

02:51:27.000 But again, the judges are giving that to Till. 0.98

02:51:31.000 Yeah, nothing big has happened where you go, oh, that guy definitely is in control of the fight.

02:51:36.000 If someone just knocks someone down, you've got the fight.

02:51:39.000 The judges are like, oh, he got it.

02:51:41.000 Good right hand of the body.

02:51:50.000 Such a high-level chess game here.

02:51:52.000 All right, which I did get on the edge of my seat, but if you're just a regular fan, come on, man. 0.98

02:52:00.000 I tell you what, who's going to get more shit is Wonderboy because of his Woodley fights, which is obviously not his fault. 0.97

02:52:05.000 Yeah, but this is like... 0.99

02:52:06.000 No, it's not his fault. 1.00

02:52:07.000 I'm just saying the public's going to give him shit. 1.00

02:52:09.000 I guess. 1.00

02:52:09.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:52:10.000 It's what it is.

02:52:11.000 So this is the...

02:52:12.000 I mean, you want to beat him.

02:52:13.000 You've got to come after him.

02:52:15.000 When you come after him, you run into the wood chipper.

02:52:17.000 But the thing is, he's not winning when he does this...

02:52:20.000 But he didn't win against Woodley when he did this, for sure.

02:52:23.000 But he's won previously.

02:52:24.000 Yeah, he's obviously got number one for a reason.

02:52:26.000 He's number one in the world.

02:52:27.000 Something happened there. 1.00

02:52:29.000 God, that back leg is fucked up, man. 1.00

02:52:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:52:32.000 A little too friendly, boys. 1.00

02:52:33.000 A little too friendly.

02:52:35.000 Yeah, he's wobbling a little on the back to his corner. 1.00

02:52:37.000 That leg is fucked up, man. 0.99

02:52:40.000 Maybe they just get loose in this fifth round. 0.99

02:52:42.000 They're saving it for the fifth round, Eddie.

02:52:44.000 I hope so.

02:52:45.000 Me too.

02:52:46.000 Because again, if it stopped right here, I'd be bummed out.

02:52:49.000 I'd be like, okay.

02:52:49.000 This fight's been pretty lackluster.

02:52:51.000 They're going to give it to Till.

02:52:54.000 Oh, 100%.

02:52:55.000 You think so?

02:52:56.000 Every round they give to him.

02:52:59.000 And then one judge is like, we don't want to make it too obvious, and then give one to Wonderboy.

02:53:02.000 I don't know.

02:53:03.000 I'd say he's up three to one.

02:53:05.000 Till?

02:53:06.000 Yeah.

02:53:06.000 Really?

02:53:07.000 Because of the judges.

02:53:08.000 Yes.

02:53:09.000 But not because of what you think, right?

02:53:12.000 Even then, it'd be tough.

02:53:14.000 You could maybe go two to two, but I'd say Till's winning this fight.

02:53:18.000 I don't know about that.

02:53:19.000 I think Wonderboy's winning. 0.99

02:53:21.000 Can I get some goddamn Compustrike numbers, Fox? 0.99

02:53:24.000 I know. 1.00

02:53:24.000 No wonder they left your ass. 1.00

02:53:25.000 Just kidding. 1.00

02:53:27.000 Can I get something?

02:53:30.000 How's your show going on Showtime?

02:53:32.000 Enjoying it?

02:53:32.000 Yeah.

02:53:33.000 It's been good, man.

02:53:33.000 It's been fun.

02:53:34.000 Nice.

02:53:35.000 It's been a lot of fun.

02:53:36.000 Did you know that guy that just died?

02:53:38.000 From the comedy division?

02:53:40.000 Yeah.

02:53:40.000 I did not.

02:53:41.000 Did you?

02:53:42.000 No.

02:53:42.000 Everybody seems to think he's a...

02:53:43.000 I might have met him, but everybody seems to think he's a really good guy. 0.99

02:53:46.000 That sucks, man. 0.99

02:53:47.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:53:47.000 55, man. 0.99

02:53:48.000 I know.

02:53:49.000 Such a shame.

02:53:50.000 Crazy.

02:53:51.000 Burt loved the guy.

02:53:52.000 Oh, yeah?

02:53:53.000 Yeah.

02:53:53.000 Burt had something real nice to say about him.

02:53:55.000 So did Dice.

02:53:56.000 That's a bummer, man.

02:53:57.000 Yeah.

02:53:59.000 Till's super aggressive here coming out from the fifth.

02:54:02.000 Yeah, I'm sure he wants to get the finish.

02:54:03.000 Probably feels a little bit of pressure.

02:54:06.000 And he should.

02:54:10.000 Okay, they're saying Darren Till's corner is very urgent.

02:54:14.000 Like he's losing the fight?

02:54:16.000 Yeah.

02:54:19.000 I think he's losing.

02:54:20.000 You do?

02:54:21.000 Yeah.

02:54:23.000 Yeah, I think if I would count up all the different strikes, I think...

02:54:27.000 Strikes that landed?

02:54:28.000 Yeah, I think...

02:54:29.000 Close according to the UFC thing.

02:54:31.000 Close in terms of strikes landed?

02:54:33.000 Yeah, it says 48 to 42. Goddamn! 0.99

02:54:36.000 That's tough to judge. 0.99

02:54:37.000 Yeah, that's impossible to judge.

02:54:37.000 And then you have one aggressor, right?

02:54:39.000 In Liverpool.

02:54:42.000 Isn't that crazy?

02:54:43.000 Five rounds, 48 strikes landed.

02:54:46.000 That is just bananas.

02:54:47.000 A lot of defense going on.

02:54:49.000 Yeah.

02:54:49.000 A lot of missing as well.

02:54:50.000 A lot of movement.

02:54:52.000 Bush Townsend, you'd think would make for a great roll.

02:54:54.000 Ooh, there's a good right hand by Till.

02:54:56.000 A little jab to the grill face.

02:55:02.000 Sidekick.

02:55:07.000 No one's really going balls to the wall, are they?

02:55:09.000 No.

02:55:14.000 Darren Till would go balls to the walls, but Wonderboy keeps moving.

02:55:18.000 It's hard. 0.99

02:55:18.000 The whole fucking righty keeps moving. 0.99

02:55:20.000 You don't get blasted in the face. 0.99

02:55:22.000 Yeah, it's hard.

02:55:24.000 Come on, man.

02:55:25.000 Just sit there for us.

02:55:26.000 What was that about? 0.97

02:55:26.000 He threw a shitty wheel kick and then shook his head and then they touched gloves. 0.97

02:55:30.000 It's fucking weird. 0.99

02:55:31.000 Oh! 0.99

02:55:32.000 Switched up on him.

02:55:34.000 Those two are a little too friendly for my liking.

02:55:35.000 He's looking to set up his wheel kick with his left leg.

02:55:39.000 Someone throw something.

02:55:41.000 Anything.

02:55:42.000 The crowd's like, yeah.

02:55:43.000 You have them there, Till.

02:55:46.000 But he doesn't.

02:55:49.000 Ooh, there he landed a left hand.

02:55:52.000 Why are they touching?

02:55:53.000 Why touch dab? 0.99

02:55:55.000 Because he got out of the goddamn corner? 0.99

02:55:56.000 What is that about? 0.99

02:55:58.000 Gorillas don't act like that. 0.96

02:55:59.000 I don't understand this.

02:56:00.000 They just touch gloves again.

02:56:01.000 Too much respect.

02:56:02.000 I know.

02:56:03.000 There's not enough killer instinct in this.

02:56:06.000 He's looking for that low fake and then go with the high round kick off the front leg.

02:56:10.000 He does that sometimes, but he didn't do it. 0.99

02:56:13.000 I'd like to know how many miles they've ran this goddamn fight. 0.98

02:56:17.000 You kind of give it to them for sticking to their foot. 0.99

02:56:19.000 No one's getting out of composure here.

02:56:21.000 Two pros pros.

02:56:22.000 No, I get the style.

02:56:23.000 You don't want to risk it.

02:56:25.000 But if you're not balls deep into fighting, you're not happy with this fight.

02:56:29.000 I'm not thrilled with it, but I get it.

02:56:32.000 This is one of the most uneventful big events.

02:56:35.000 Ooh, good jabs by Till.

02:56:38.000 Oh! 1.00

02:56:40.000 Damn! 1.00

02:56:41.000 Big shot by Till! 1.00

02:56:42.000 Guillotine.

02:56:44.000 Oh, I thought he had it then. 1.00

02:56:46.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:56:47.000 That's enough to win the fight. 1.00

02:56:48.000 100%.

02:56:48.000 That's all you needed.

02:56:50.000 Don't get dropped here.

02:56:51.000 A little bit of time to go.

02:56:52.000 Damn, how hard is that motherfucker hit? 1.00

02:56:54.000 It didn't look like it lay behind the air. 1.00

02:56:56.000 We'd have to look at it in the replay, but look how you hurt him. 0.99

02:57:00.000 That Wonderboy's got to move his ass now. 0.99

02:57:02.000 He lost the fight. 1.00

02:57:03.000 Well, Wonderboy's in trouble now.

02:57:05.000 He's flat-footed.

02:57:06.000 Yeah.

02:57:06.000 Wonderboy could be in a little bit trouble.

02:57:08.000 That's what Till lives for. 0.99

02:57:17.000 Damn, Wonderboy would have won two. 0.99

02:57:20.000 Until just out of range for it to hurt. 0.99

02:57:25.000 This got interesting, that's for sure.

02:57:26.000 Listen to the crowd, man.

02:57:27.000 Everyone's on their feet now.

02:57:29.000 But this is like Wonderboy when he fought Tyron Woodley too, right?

02:57:32.000 Got tagged, got hurt.

02:57:33.000 And then people rush in, get dealt with.

02:57:36.000 Look at this! 0.99

02:57:37.000 Wonderboy would have fucking takedown. 1.00

02:57:41.000 You know shit ain't exciting when someone's shooting for a takedown out of these two. 1.00

02:57:46.000 Oh! 1.00

02:57:47.000 Straight left.

02:57:52.000 Wonderboy's still dangerous.

02:57:53.000 Crazy, right?

02:57:59.000 40 seconds left, boys.

02:58:01.000 Maybe Till just thinks he has them in the bag.

02:58:03.000 I don't think so.

02:58:03.000 I just think he doesn't want to get tag coming in.

02:58:06.000 He's a little tired, too.

02:58:08.000 Mouths open.

02:58:13.000 Hasn't been a high pace.

02:58:15.000 There's been a lot of footwork, though, so you might be a little...

02:58:17.000 Well, you've got to remember, Till did have a real hard time cutting that weight.

02:58:20.000 Oh, and he's been going through a lot.

02:58:22.000 You're right.

02:58:24.000 They need some get-downs in this.

02:58:26.000 You ain't lying to me.

02:58:30.000 No stand-ups, just get-downs.

02:58:32.000 Get down.

02:58:37.000 Yeah, there's no way to give Wonderboy the fight after that.

02:58:40.000 No.

02:58:41.000 He'll be hard-pressed.

02:58:42.000 Especially in Liverpool, it's over.

02:58:44.000 Oh, man.

02:58:44.000 Man, Wonderboy's in a tough spot now.

02:58:48.000 I don't know why he's that happy about that.

02:58:50.000 That was, um...

02:58:51.000 I mean, he landed a good shot.

02:58:53.000 He was trying.

02:58:54.000 It wasn't like he wasn't trying.

02:58:55.000 Yeah.

02:58:56.000 He was moving forward the whole time.

02:58:58.000 So where would you rank Till after that lackluster performance?

02:59:00.000 Because Wonderboy's number one.

02:59:01.000 You don't rank him number one, obviously.

02:59:03.000 I think you put him in the top.

02:59:04.000 Wonderboy is just a nightmare for everybody.

02:59:07.000 He's a nightmare for everybody.

02:59:10.000 It's tough to look good against him.

02:59:12.000 A win over him is a win.

02:59:14.000 You know, he beat him.

02:59:15.000 That's a big win.

02:59:16.000 So you put him at number one?

02:59:17.000 Well, he didn't even make the weight.

02:59:18.000 So that's where it gets tricky. 0.98

02:59:20.000 You don't know who gives a fuck about that. 0.96

02:59:22.000 Right, but you're saying that they fought... 0.99

02:59:24.000 Here's that front leg sidekick that wobbled his knee.

02:59:27.000 Good job, Metro PCS, a block in division. 0.99

02:59:29.000 God damn it, Metro PCS. Why would they do that? 0.99

02:59:31.000 Why would they have that right where you need to see?

02:59:33.000 I'll tell you right now.

02:59:34.000 If you're my friend of Metro PCS, we are not friends anymore.

02:59:37.000 Where's the knockdown?

02:59:38.000 Where's the knockdown?

02:59:38.000 Do you get angry just because of that?

02:59:40.000 Well, no, I get angry because the cricket of wireless cell phones now.

02:59:44.000 Cricket? 1.00

02:59:45.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:59:47.000 That was a hard fucking left hand. 1.00

02:59:49.000 Let me see this. 0.99

02:59:50.000 Boom! 0.99

02:59:51.000 Right behind the air.

02:59:51.000 That was legit.

02:59:52.000 He clobbered him right there.

02:59:54.000 Yeah, that was legit.

02:59:55.000 Right behind the air, huh?

02:59:55.000 That was as legit as it gets.

02:59:58.000 That was the legit shot of the fight.

03:00:00.000 Like, one legit shot.

03:00:02.000 That's why, like, if you have 49 other strikes that land, do they even count? 0.62

03:00:06.000 I mean, that's a real strike that landed.

03:00:09.000 Now, do you ever use the word clobber when you're calling fights?

03:00:13.000 I don't call fights, but clobber's not in my dictionary.

03:00:16.000 No?

03:00:17.000 Clobber! 1.00

03:00:17.000 It's too old school? 1.00

03:00:18.000 Clobbering.

03:00:19.000 Clobberdom. 0.78

03:00:20.000 Clobbering.

03:00:21.000 Who says, oh, uh, the thing says that, right?

03:00:24.000 Yeah, the thing from Fantastic Four.

03:00:28.000 Clobbering time.

03:00:30.000 The Orange guy.

03:00:31.000 You need to bring that back.

03:00:32.000 So what do we think here?

03:00:33.000 What do you think?

03:00:34.000 Till 100%.

03:00:36.000 4-1.

03:00:36.000 Till close decision.

03:00:38.000 I think Till split.

03:00:40.000 Someone's going to give it to Wonderboy.

03:00:42.000 But Till's going to win.

03:00:43.000 Some rebel?

03:00:43.000 Some rebel who wants to die in Liverpool.

03:00:45.000 I want to go out on my shield.

03:00:47.000 Will they set that place on fire if they do give to Wonderboy?

03:00:53.000 Liverpool goes hard in the paint.

03:00:55.000 You know there's some hooligans there. 0.98

03:00:56.000 Yeah, it's going to be a tough exit strategy.

03:01:00.000 No way Wonderboy wins that.

03:01:02.000 Is that Adele? 1.00

03:01:02.000 Is that Adele Bird or the fucker name? 1.00

03:01:04.000 Is she in there? 1.00

03:01:05.000 Adelaide Bird?

03:01:06.000 Adelaide Bird.

03:01:07.000 They don't fly her out there. 1.00

03:01:08.000 You never know. 1.00

03:01:09.000 She's everywhere, fucker. 1.00

03:01:10.000 Does she go everywhere? 1.00

03:01:11.000 Yeah, she gives lessons on judging and stuff.

03:01:14.000 You know that?

03:01:14.000 You don't think they put her in there for a reason?

03:01:17.000 You know, because she don't give a fuck. 1.00

03:01:19.000 So you think they do it on purpose? 1.00

03:01:20.000 I think they want people to get used to fucked up decisions. 0.99

03:01:26.000 Well, we're used to it. 0.98

03:01:27.000 Yeah, and it's working.

03:01:29.000 It's working.

03:01:30.000 Yeah, I think they want that. 0.99

03:01:32.000 Because if they ever needed to pull something out, like something was like, dude, this motherfucker has to win. 0.99

03:01:36.000 You know, people are like, oh, it is Vegas! 0.99

03:01:39.000 It's Vegas!

03:01:39.000 See, I don't...

03:01:39.000 Boxing's corrupt as shit, but with MMA, I just think they don't know what they're looking at.

03:01:44.000 They don't understand it. 0.99

03:01:45.000 They're not asked, correct?

03:01:46.000 They just don't know.

03:01:47.000 Either way, it serves the same purpose.

03:01:48.000 Oh, here we go.

03:01:49.000 Here we go.

03:01:50.000 Jamie, can you give us some volume?

03:01:53.000 It's a split.

03:01:54.000 It's a split. 0.97

03:01:54.000 Bruce Buffer would be a killer. 0.97

03:01:56.000 Strip club DJ. Unanimous. 0.97

03:02:01.000 Unanimous. 1.00

03:02:06.000 Holy shit. 1.00

03:02:07.000 Wow. 1.00

03:02:11.000 He didn't even need that knockdown.

03:02:12.000 That's a big fight for him.

03:02:14.000 What were some of those scores?

03:02:15.000 I couldn't hear it.

03:02:16.000 49, 47, 48, 47. I gotta take a piss.

03:02:19.000 49, 46, 49, 46, 48, 47. Well, that's a big victory for him, that's for sure.

03:02:27.000 You asked for this fight.

03:02:29.000 You wanted Wonderboy.

03:02:30.000 You wanted Wonderboy.

03:02:32.000 These people are here for you.

03:02:33.000 What does it feel like to get that victory on your wick collar?

03:02:39.000 I think he said something bad.

03:02:41.000 I think he used some potty language there.

03:02:43.000 What do you think?

03:02:44.000 I mean...

03:02:45.000 I'm a classic fighter.

03:02:56.000 They have such a specific way of talking.

03:02:59.000 I feel like it's so much cooler when they talk like this as a fighter.

03:03:02.000 Yeah.

03:03:03.000 It's pretty cool.

03:03:18.000 13. God, him and Connor sound similar, right?

03:03:26.000 Not really.

03:03:27.000 Really?

03:03:27.000 I'd have to hear him.

03:03:32.000 What is he saying?

03:03:35.000 What are they saying? 1.00

03:03:38.000 Boy, fucking censorship. 1.00

03:03:41.000 You know, let me hear the party language. 1.00

03:03:43.000 Yo, what's next?

03:03:44.000 He said, everyone, anyone, I don't care. 0.99

03:03:57.000 Goddamn, with the censorship. 0.99

03:04:01.000 ESPN, please let these guys swear. 0.99

03:04:04.000 Please.

03:04:05.000 Come on.

03:04:06.000 They're not going to let it.

03:04:07.000 No way.

03:04:07.000 It's going to be worse.

03:04:08.000 Disney owns ESPN. Good call.

03:04:11.000 Which is a good thing.

03:04:12.000 They might not even let me do commentary over there.

03:04:14.000 Have you guys seen Solo?

03:04:15.000 I'll just talk to you about that.

03:04:16.000 You out.

03:04:17.000 Disney took over Star Wars, right?

03:04:19.000 Yeah.

03:04:20.000 Have you seen Solo?

03:04:21.000 No.

03:04:21.000 Dude, I lasted literally six minutes and I walked out.

03:04:24.000 Is that bad?

03:04:25.000 What?

03:04:26.000 Yes.

03:04:26.000 No, six minutes?

03:04:27.000 Give it a shot, bro.

03:04:28.000 The reason why I walked out, I realized what it is about Star Wars.

03:04:32.000 In the chase scenes, they use the classic Star Wars music.

03:04:38.000 That music is just so Indiana Jones, campy, corny.

03:04:43.000 I couldn't stand it, man. 0.97

03:04:45.000 I walked the fuck out. 0.86

03:04:47.000 And I was ready, dude. 0.99

03:04:48.000 I had fucking Candace. 0.99

03:04:49.000 I was ready. 1.00

03:04:50.000 I had one of those chicken baguettes with the barbecue watermelon sauce.

03:04:58.000 Barbecue watermelon sauce on chicken.

03:05:00.000 And you still walked?

03:05:01.000 As soon as I was done.

03:05:02.000 I was done with that before the movie even started, the chicken watermelon barbecue.

03:05:08.000 What'd you go with?

03:05:09.000 By myself.

03:05:10.000 You went to see it by yourself?

03:05:11.000 That's an interesting move.

03:05:12.000 I went by myself.

03:05:12.000 Where were you?

03:05:13.000 At the Arclight in Sherman Oaks.

03:05:15.000 Really?

03:05:15.000 Yeah.

03:05:16.000 You showed up by yourself.

03:05:17.000 How bored were you?

03:05:19.000 My wife took my son to some birthday party thing, and they were going to be gone for a couple hours, and I just said, you know what?

03:05:26.000 I like the idea of going to movies. 0.99

03:05:29.000 It's just that they all suck.

03:05:31.000 But I like going, I like buying some candy. 0.99

03:05:34.000 Buy your solo, though.

03:05:35.000 It doesn't matter.

03:05:36.000 I go to movies by myself all the time.

03:05:39.000 Do you really?

03:05:39.000 I did.

03:05:40.000 Not so much since I had a kid, but back in the day, I would go all the time by myself.

03:05:44.000 I think I've only been maybe three times, not even in my life, by myself.

03:05:50.000 Only because I want to be able to leave. 0.78

03:05:53.000 If I go with someone else and I got to fucking stay, because nobody likes leaving movies. 0.68

03:05:57.000 No, most people don't like leaving. 1.00

03:06:00.000 So I got to fucking sit there for the whole stupid movie. 1.00

03:06:03.000 I like the freedom to leave. 1.00

03:06:06.000 As soon as I don't give a shit about the movie, I'm out. 0.96

03:06:09.000 I heard Deadpool 2 is amazing. 0.99

03:06:11.000 That was good.

03:06:12.000 I stayed for that.

03:06:12.000 I saw that by myself, too.

03:06:14.000 That was good.

03:06:15.000 Yeah.

03:06:15.000 Deadpool 2 is great.

03:06:16.000 That's an issue move by yourself, brother.

03:06:18.000 Really?

03:06:18.000 I appreciate that.

03:06:19.000 Yeah, I've never...

03:06:19.000 I just need the freedom to leave.

03:06:22.000 That's really what that's about.

03:06:26.000 Dude, that welterweight division is pure fire right now.

03:06:29.000 Yeah, no kidding, right? 0.99

03:06:31.000 Pure fucking fire. 0.99

03:06:33.000 I think out of all the young guys, out of Colby Covington, Usman, and then Darren Till. 0.99

03:06:38.000 Till, if I had to bet on one of them, being like the world champion, beat Till.

03:06:42.000 You think so?

03:06:42.000 Yeah, out of all those three guys.

03:06:44.000 He's a dangerous motherfucker, that's for sure. 0.99

03:06:46.000 If you trade him with that guy, I mean, the thing that Wonderboy did that was so interesting is he's just never there. 1.00

03:06:51.000 He's just never there.

03:06:52.000 And it made it a hard fight for Till to keep his composure and fight five hard rounds.

03:06:57.000 And constantly be chasing him, and Wonderboy's never there.

03:07:00.000 And Wonderboy tagged him a couple times, but Till was the one that landed the big haymaker.

03:07:04.000 But you also see Till under control, experienced, still stuck to his technique.

03:07:08.000 He's going to be tough to beat, man.

03:07:10.000 Now, I'd like to see him against a guy who has high-level wrestling, like Kobe Kempton or Woodley, or even Usman, super high-level wrestling.

03:07:18.000 I'd like to see that, where it's not an ideal matchup for him.

03:07:20.000 See how he performs.

03:07:21.000 Because Cowboy and Wonderboy are strikers, so it's wheelhouse.

03:07:25.000 Yep.

03:07:26.000 Let me see an RDA, an Usman, or a Colby Compton.

03:07:28.000 Yeah, I would like to see him versus Colby.

03:07:30.000 I think Colby's a really interesting fight.

03:07:33.000 That's a good question.

03:07:33.000 Purple.

03:07:34.000 He's a purple?

03:07:34.000 I'm pretty sure he's a purple.

03:07:35.000 He's been doing it for a while.

03:07:38.000 But, see, I don't think you do Colby versus Dan.

03:07:40.000 I don't think you kill off the Young Lions yet.

03:07:42.000 I think you let the Young Lions go after the Robbie Lawlers, the Cowboys, the RDAs, the Woodleys.

03:07:47.000 But do you think they do it that way?

03:07:48.000 Do they think that way?

03:07:49.000 Or do they just try to make the best fights they can make?

03:07:50.000 The UFC? Yeah.

03:07:51.000 How's the UFC saying? 0.98

03:07:54.000 I think it's just whatever the fuck works. 0.96

03:07:56.000 Because this fight doesn't make too much sense for Wonderboy. 0.99

03:07:58.000 Right.

03:07:59.000 But it's a fun fight for us to watch.

03:08:01.000 Yeah, very fun fight to watch.

03:08:03.000 Man, this is a clubbing puncher.

03:08:05.000 Boom! 0.99

03:08:05.000 Yeah. 0.99

03:08:06.000 A lot of power.

03:08:07.000 Yeah, he's got power.

03:08:08.000 He's a big fella.

03:08:09.000 I mean, if they wanted him to have to weigh 188, they know that he's probably well, well north of that.

03:08:18.000 Probably coming in well north of 200. See, but missing the weight, we don't make a big enough deal of it.

03:08:23.000 I don't really care either, but it is a problem, man.

03:08:27.000 It's a huge problem.

03:08:28.000 It's such an advantage.

03:08:29.000 But like with Mackenzie Dern, after she missed it, I didn't care.

03:08:32.000 I'm like, all right, do your thing, girl. 0.99

03:08:33.000 But she missed it by seven fucking pounds, man. 0.99

03:08:36.000 That's so big. 1.00

03:08:37.000 That means it doesn't drain her.

03:08:39.000 I know.

03:08:39.000 So when she goes to fight.

03:08:40.000 It's a huge advantage.

03:08:41.000 Yeah, she goes to fight. 1.00

03:08:42.000 She's not drained out. 0.99

03:08:43.000 Dude, that Mackenzie Dern fight, holy shit. 1.00

03:08:46.000 That was like some UFC 2 type shit. 1.00

03:08:48.000 She took that chick down, mounted her, pounded her, took her back. 1.00

03:08:52.000 No, she knocked her out. 1.00

03:08:53.000 It was like a hoist versus that Dutch kickboxer with the gi pants. 1.00

03:09:00.000 Remember that guy?

03:09:00.000 Yeah, but her striking was the impressive thing.

03:09:03.000 She landed a huge overhand. 1.00

03:09:05.000 Yeah.

03:09:05.000 She does that in all the fights.

03:09:07.000 She's not afraid to throw down.

03:09:09.000 I'm a fan, man. 0.99

03:09:10.000 She's got giant balls. 1.00

03:09:12.000 Her ground game is so high. 0.99

03:09:14.000 She went right through that.

03:09:15.000 It looked like that chick never trained. 1.00

03:09:17.000 She looked too thick, though.

03:09:18.000 That fight.

03:09:19.000 You didn't like it? 0.99

03:09:21.000 I like thick, but then there's like, damn girl, we need a little pride here. 0.98

03:09:24.000 I think it's the way she's dressed. 0.99

03:09:26.000 If she was in a miniskirt with a halter top... 0.96

03:09:29.000 Oh, don't get it twisted.

03:09:30.000 I'm on board, whatever she's wearing.

03:09:31.000 I'm just saying that.

03:09:32.000 Like, glove handles are spilling over the top.

03:09:34.000 I'm like, all right, now.

03:09:35.000 Sometimes I like that.

03:09:35.000 The UFC kit's a little thick.

03:09:36.000 Sometimes I like that.

03:09:37.000 Yeah, I'm not mad at it, but...

03:09:39.000 She's looked better. 0.99

03:09:40.000 It all depends on how much ass goes with the package. 1.00

03:09:43.000 You're right. 0.99

03:09:44.000 The front-to-back ratio.

03:09:46.000 It depends...

03:09:47.000 See, this is why we can't be on ESPN or Fox.

03:09:51.000 Fire me. 0.96

03:09:53.000 Good. 0.96

03:09:54.000 Fire me, I dare you.

03:09:55.000 Well, he's not even saying that.

03:09:56.000 Just make me do the pay-per-views.

03:09:58.000 I'm fine with that.

03:09:59.000 That's all you do anyway.

03:10:01.000 I do the previews.

03:10:02.000 I do the prelims.

03:10:06.000 Well, I wonder how that's going to go.

03:10:07.000 I guess the contract comes over.

03:10:09.000 Does everyone, like the UFC Tonight crew, everyone just folds over?

03:10:12.000 Well, my contract is with the UFC and I was never working for Fox.

03:10:15.000 I didn't do the Fox.

03:10:17.000 But you did before.

03:10:18.000 Yeah, but one of the stipulations of my newer contract, I said I didn't want to do the Fox events anymore.

03:10:22.000 And that deals through when?

03:10:24.000 It's already done.

03:10:25.000 It's already done.

03:10:26.000 This year, I don't do any of the Fox events.

03:10:29.000 If you notice when there are big fights on Fox, I don't do any of them.

03:10:33.000 Not even the big ones?

03:10:34.000 Nope.

03:10:34.000 None of them.

03:10:35.000 Zero.

03:10:35.000 He just does pay-per-views.

03:10:36.000 Stop doing it.

03:10:37.000 Don't want to do it anymore.

03:10:38.000 Too much work?

03:10:39.000 Too much work.

03:10:39.000 Too much traveling.

03:10:41.000 This suit is not a big deal because they have the suit there for me.

03:10:44.000 But my issue was Fox actually paid me less money.

03:10:48.000 Less money to do the events on Fox.

03:10:50.000 I was like, you guys are high.

03:10:50.000 Never paying you?

03:10:52.000 Yeah.

03:10:52.000 I thought the UFC paid you.

03:10:53.000 It's a Fox event.

03:10:54.000 It's a Fox event.

03:10:59.000 I didn't like, when I first started doing it for them, they got in my ear.

03:11:04.000 The very first events for Fox, they were telling me what to do.

03:11:07.000 They were telling me to take it down a notch, don't be so amped up about that.

03:11:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:11:13.000 And I was like, what are we doing here?

03:11:15.000 I go, listen, I do commentary.

03:11:17.000 This is what I do.

03:11:17.000 I've been doing it forever.

03:11:18.000 This is how I do it.

03:11:19.000 If you think you can change me, then we're not going to work together.

03:11:23.000 I'm like, we had a real problem.

03:11:25.000 And that was a Fox production, right, Joe?

03:11:27.000 Yes, it was a Fox production.

03:11:28.000 Was that the Junior Dos Santos, Cain Velasquez?

03:11:31.000 That was The Pond.

03:11:32.000 Yeah, I believe that was the first one.

03:11:34.000 Yeah, but it's just...

03:11:36.000 I just didn't like it.

03:11:37.000 They want a sports guy.

03:11:39.000 Look, MMA is what it is.

03:11:42.000 It's fighting.

03:11:42.000 It is a very specific kind of sport.

03:11:45.000 And I've been doing it the way I do it forever.

03:11:47.000 If you don't like the way I do it, that's fine.

03:11:49.000 Don't hire me. 0.57

03:11:50.000 But don't try to get me to become some sports guy.

03:11:53.000 I'm not interested in that at all.

03:11:55.000 When I commentated for Pride, they told me I said nice too much.

03:11:58.000 I said, no, say nice.

03:12:00.000 They're like, no.

03:12:01.000 They couldn't even speak English, and they thought I said nice a lot.

03:12:05.000 I said, nice shot, nice jab. 0.93

03:12:07.000 To their credit, they stopped doing it after the first event when I voiced my displeasure.

03:12:12.000 I just let them know really clearly, we're not doing this.

03:12:16.000 I'm not going to change how I do it to make you happy.

03:12:19.000 I don't need to do this.

03:12:20.000 I'm helping you guys out.

03:12:21.000 Well, it's not even that.

03:12:21.000 It's just like, if you don't like the way I do it, it's not an option for you to direct me and tell me to do it the way you like it.

03:12:29.000 Because you think that that's better. 0.97

03:12:31.000 This is a personal choice by one or two, whoever the fuck the people were, that were producers or executives. 0.97

03:12:37.000 I don't agree with them, and I'm not doing it that way. 0.97

03:12:41.000 It's real simple.

03:12:43.000 If you bought a Ferrari and it had a certain sound to it, and you're like, man, I don't like this sound.

03:12:48.000 Can you guys go back to the factory and fix these mufflers?

03:12:51.000 They'd be like, what are you, high?

03:12:53.000 This is what a Ferrari is.

03:12:55.000 You don't like it, then you like Ferraris.

03:12:56.000 No, no, no.

03:12:57.000 I like a Ferrari, but I want it to sound like a Corolla.

03:13:00.000 It doesn't work.

03:13:00.000 They'd be like, no.

03:13:02.000 Probably a bad analogy, but the idea behind it you get.

03:13:06.000 This is what I do.

03:13:07.000 I get amped up. 0.99

03:13:09.000 If some shit is going down and these guys are throwing blows and I'm screaming, it's because I feel that way. 0.99

03:13:15.000 Some would call it passion. 0.99

03:13:16.000 Well, it's legitimate passion.

03:13:18.000 I'm not faking it, but they didn't want that.

03:13:21.000 But they let it go after a while, but it's not like they fought for me when I quit either.

03:13:26.000 How long is the Reebok deal for?

03:13:29.000 Three years, I think.

03:13:30.000 Another three years?

03:13:32.000 Two to three years.

03:13:32.000 I wonder if it worked out for Reebok.

03:13:35.000 Is Reebok exploding now because of this?

03:13:38.000 Well, Adidas owns Reebok, so Adidas is killing it.

03:13:41.000 But I don't know if Reebok's exploding.

03:13:43.000 They're in their niche, right?

03:13:44.000 They're MMA, they're in with CrossFit, so they're in that world.

03:13:48.000 And to Reebok's defense, you know, they made the offer.

03:13:51.000 They don't know.

03:13:52.000 They didn't know what the deal was.

03:13:54.000 They didn't know they were screwing over fighters. 0.54

03:13:55.000 It's more of a UFC thing.

03:13:57.000 It was not Reebok. 1.00

03:13:59.000 Reebok's like, whoa, the fuck? 1.00

03:14:00.000 It seemed like even the UFC wasn't aware of how much fighters were actually making off of sponsorships. 0.99

03:14:06.000 You and I know that there was some debate as to whether or not...

03:14:10.000 They had a distorted perception of how much some fighters were making.

03:14:15.000 I don't think they care.

03:14:17.000 I think they talk to maybe the top 10 guys and like, hey, we're going to pay you this.

03:14:21.000 We'll take care of you in this way.

03:14:23.000 And then the rest of the guys get on board.

03:14:26.000 But again, I get it, man.

03:14:28.000 I'm not making decisions based off those 10 to 15 top guys.

03:14:33.000 I'm making decisions that's going to affect my bottom line.

03:14:36.000 Which is what they did.

03:14:38.000 One judge in the Jason Knight fight gave every round of Jason Knight.

03:14:41.000 So one judge did look at it like you, like he was on his back and he did get taken down, but he was the one that was aggressive on the ground.

03:14:48.000 Yeah, I agree with that.

03:14:49.000 I don't think you just take a guy down and have one thing you do and then be in control.

03:14:54.000 Yeah, it's just being educated.

03:14:56.000 Yeah.

03:14:57.000 I gotta get out of here soon, boys. 0.99

03:14:58.000 Let's wrap this motherfucker up. 0.98

03:15:00.000 Eddie Bravo, tell everybody you're at Tinfoil Hat Comedy at Cobbs. 0.98

03:15:05.000 Yeah, this Friday at Cobbs in San Francisco, Saturday in Sacramento.

03:15:09.000 Punchline.

03:15:10.000 At the Punchline.

03:15:11.000 The Punchline, Sacramento?

03:15:12.000 I love that place.

03:15:13.000 And then I'm at the Ice House on the 15th, June 15th of the Ice House, one show only.

03:15:19.000 And then I'm in Houston, Houston Improv, the 22nd, 23rd, June 26th, 23rd.

03:15:24.000 You can get your tickets at livenation.com.

03:15:27.000 tfatk.com.

03:15:28.000 All right, we love you guys.

03:15:29.000 Bye.

03:15:31.000 Awesome.

The Joe Rogan Experience - May 27, 2018

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 27, 2018

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