The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 7, 2019

00:00:04.000 Is it actually happening? 0.73

00:00:07.000 Alright ladies and gentlemen, Fight Companion has started, Brian Cowens in route, Brandon Schaub's in the house, Eddie motherfucking Bravo with the new haircut.

00:00:15.000 I like it, dude.

00:00:16.000 Thank you.

00:00:16.000 You're going straight up Tong Po.

00:00:18.000 You should grow a ponytail on the back of that motherfucker. 1.00

00:00:20.000 Maybe, maybe. 1.00

00:00:21.000 Alright, if you've never listened to this before, this is a podcast where we watch the fights and we talk shit. 0.99

00:00:28.000 We're day drinking. 0.98

00:00:29.000 It's 11.15am.

00:00:31.000 Eddie Bravo hasn't cracked open one yet.

00:00:33.000 Here he goes.

00:00:33.000 I'm scared.

00:00:34.000 Come on, Eddie.

00:00:35.000 I'm scared.

00:00:35.000 Especially post-Epstein.

00:00:37.000 There's a lot of conspiracy theories.

00:00:38.000 Yes.

00:00:39.000 Hey! 0.99

00:00:40.000 He hung himself.

00:00:40.000 What's the big deal?

00:00:41.000 That's what I've been telling everybody. 0.98

00:00:43.000 Marabek Tysimov's a fucking beast, and he's about to fight Diego Ferreira, and that is an excellent fight. 0.98

00:00:50.000 Great fight. 0.99

00:00:51.000 If you've never heard these before, we talk shit while the fights are going on. 0.96

00:00:56.000 We kind of commentate on the fights, but not really. 0.98

00:00:59.000 Let's be honest.

00:01:00.000 Depends.

00:01:01.000 Most of it's not.

00:01:02.000 This is a very good fight. 1.00

00:01:04.000 Marabek Tysimov is a fucking killer. 0.99

00:01:06.000 Diego Ferreira is a very good fighter, too. 1.00

00:01:09.000 So this is a good fight.

00:01:11.000 And they're in Abu Dhabi.

00:01:12.000 So, you know, when you think about a guy like Tysimov, who's Muslim, you got to think there's a lot of pride, him fighting there, but maybe a little bit of extra pressure.

00:01:22.000 Home field advantage, right?

00:01:23.000 I don't know about home field advantage, man, because sometimes guys don't fight well when they're fighting in front of everyone that they love and care for.

00:01:30.000 Too much pressure and there's a lot more to worry about. 0.99

00:01:33.000 Did you hear, I forget what journalist's cage side, but I guess around the cage and the mat, it's hot as fuck. 0.99

00:01:40.000 Oh, it's hot, dude. 0.97

00:01:41.000 No, but they're saying it's like unheard of hot around there.

00:01:44.000 So as the rounds get going, I think it could affect some of the fights.

00:01:48.000 Most people in most teams do play better with home field advantage.

00:01:52.000 It's kind of like, yeah, it's like you have no choice.

00:01:56.000 You can't crumble under the pressure.

00:01:59.000 It's like there's too many of your loved ones watching.

00:02:01.000 You have no choice.

00:02:02.000 Yeah, but some people just fold, man.

00:02:05.000 Tysomoff's looking good, though.

00:02:06.000 Just landed a good leg kick and a good one-two.

00:02:10.000 He's a solid fighter, man, but he's one of those guys that's had a hard time.

00:02:14.000 I think he's had a hard time getting into the U.S. I think he was denied visas or something like that.

00:02:20.000 I would imagine a lot of these guys on this card did.

00:02:24.000 Like Khabib's dad can't get in, but he's in his corner for this fight.

00:02:27.000 Isn't that crazy?

00:02:27.000 Yeah.

00:02:27.000 What do they think he's going to do?

00:02:29.000 The problem is he's got a tie to that guy from Chechnya.

00:02:33.000 Tough.

00:02:33.000 Yeah.

00:02:35.000 Oh, Diego Ferreira just cracked him.

00:02:36.000 Tosimov has the same barber as Brian Callen.

00:02:39.000 Ha ha ha.

00:02:41.000 The fight's on this TV too, so I don't have to careen.

00:02:45.000 It's on Apple TV, I can't.

00:02:47.000 We're live, but I don't know where we're live.

00:02:50.000 You don't know where we're live?

00:02:51.000 I'm looking right now.

00:02:52.000 It says there's people watching, but I can't find it.

00:02:54.000 What?

00:02:55.000 I'm looking.

00:02:56.000 Are you watching it?

00:02:57.000 Can you see it?

00:02:57.000 I can see it on my thing.

00:02:59.000 We're having a little bit of an issue with YouTube, ladies and gentlemen.

00:03:03.000 When you get it to me, do me a favor, give me a link.

00:03:08.000 Just tweet it or something, and I'll retweet it.

00:03:14.000 Something, something, something.

00:03:16.000 When I was over there, when Anderson Silva fought Damian Maia, it was hot as fuck, and it was outdoors.

00:03:23.000 You were there, that's right. 0.78

00:03:24.000 You went to that?

00:03:24.000 That was fun.

00:03:25.000 Bad idea, outside.

00:03:27.000 We worked for the UFC, we had no choice.

00:03:29.000 Yeah.

00:03:29.000 And you had to go to, did you have to go to all of them back then?

00:03:31.000 No, we were excited about it, though. 0.93

00:03:32.000 We were like, damn, this is going to be awesome. 0.97

00:03:33.000 We were pumped. 0.98

00:03:34.000 But bro, there were bugs the size of dogs flying around.

00:03:36.000 Oh, hell no.

00:03:39.000 Like, bugs I never saw before.

00:03:40.000 Like, I didn't even know existed.

00:03:42.000 I heard it's cool out there, though.

00:03:44.000 I heard it's great.

00:03:45.000 Well, Dubai is gorgeous, and there's so much money.

00:03:48.000 Henzo said it's like Las Vegas on steroids.

00:03:51.000 He's hurt.

00:03:52.000 He's hurt.

00:03:52.000 It's over.

00:03:53.000 Ferreira's hurt.

00:03:54.000 Oh, really hurt.

00:03:55.000 He's really hurt.

00:03:56.000 He's a smart dude, though.

00:03:58.000 He's gonna stay away.

00:04:00.000 Look, he's popping out just to make sure that he knows it's okay.

00:04:05.000 That he's still...

00:04:07.000 Still a dangerous fighter, but he's in real bad space right now.

00:04:11.000 What is this, 45 or 55?

00:04:13.000 55, I believe.

00:04:15.000 I might be wrong.

00:04:17.000 Jamie will find out for us.

00:04:19.000 I think Tyson Moss is 55. 55 for sure.

00:04:22.000 Lightweight.

00:04:23.000 Yeah.

00:04:23.000 Yeah, 55. Diego, though, has Diego fought at 45 before?

00:04:30.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

00:04:31.000 It's hard to tell, man.

00:04:32.000 There's so many fighters in the UFC now.

00:04:34.000 It's so difficult to keep tracks on all of them.

00:04:37.000 Oh, dude, how about Nate Masvidal?

00:04:38.000 Woo! 0.99

00:04:39.000 Secure the bag.

00:04:40.000 It's happening.

00:04:41.000 Was it November 2nd?

00:04:42.000 Meta Square Garden?

00:04:43.000 Yes, November 2nd.

00:04:44.000 And they're still working on Colby and Usman, but...

00:04:47.000 They're not, though.

00:04:48.000 They don't want to pay...

00:04:49.000 Well, they are.

00:04:50.000 Trust me.

00:04:50.000 Well, yeah, you would know.

00:04:51.000 But they don't want to pay Colby what Colby wants.

00:04:54.000 Oh! 0.60

00:04:55.000 We cracked him again.

00:04:56.000 But Dana said that that will be the main event.

00:04:58.000 They don't want to put a title fight above that.

00:05:01.000 So then there's no way you'd make Kobe.

00:05:04.000 So Masvidal and Nate Diaz is the main event?

00:05:07.000 I'm almost positive, Jamie.

00:05:08.000 It's five rounds.

00:05:10.000 And Dana said he doesn't want to put a title fight above that.

00:05:13.000 Well, if that's the case, they're going to...

00:05:14.000 I figured it out.

00:05:15.000 We are live? 0.99

00:05:16.000 They changed the fucking way it works now. 0.99

00:05:19.000 Okay, so is it JoeRogan.live? 0.99

00:05:21.000 Let me make sure.

00:05:21.000 Okay.

00:05:22.000 And Dana's making a belt just for that, like the People's Champ belt.

00:05:25.000 Oh, no, he's not. 0.99

00:05:27.000 Well, Nate says it's the baddest motherfucker in the game belt. 0.99

00:05:31.000 Yeah, that's what he's making. 0.99

00:05:32.000 You can't say that.

00:05:34.000 Are you going to say that on TV? I don't know.

00:05:36.000 ESPN can't say baddest motherfucker in the game. 0.99

00:05:38.000 Maybe it's just like the hardcore's belt, you know? 0.99

00:05:40.000 Yeah.

00:05:41.000 That's the fight.

00:05:42.000 I'm so happy they made that fight.

00:05:43.000 I didn't think it was going to happen.

00:05:44.000 Dude, I got...

00:05:45.000 I didn't think it was going to happen.

00:05:46.000 When I saw it on my Instagram feed this morning, I threw my arms up in the air like somebody got knocked out.

00:05:50.000 I was like, yeah!

00:05:51.000 When I saw you at the improv, I was like, I don't think it's going to happen.

00:05:54.000 I feel like Nate needs too much money.

00:05:57.000 It's just too much moving pieces.

00:05:58.000 No, man, it's worth money.

00:06:00.000 It's worth money.

00:06:00.000 Well, you know, Dana said something.

00:06:02.000 You know, I had said that I think that Nate Diaz is one of the biggest superstars in the game, right up there with everybody.

00:06:07.000 Easy.

00:06:07.000 Top five.

00:06:08.000 Yes.

00:06:08.000 And then Nate and I guess there were some negotiations or something because Dana refuted.

00:06:13.000 He goes, well, I don't think that Nate Diaz is in our long-term plans.

00:06:15.000 And Nate fights once every three years.

00:06:18.000 And I'm like...

00:06:19.000 Don't say that!

00:06:20.000 That could be him playing the game, though.

00:06:21.000 Yes, it was.

00:06:21.000 Trying to lure Nate out.

00:06:23.000 Like, come on, Nate.

00:06:24.000 And also, let him know that, look, we got other plans. 0.98

00:06:27.000 There's other shit we're doing. 0.98

00:06:28.000 I just retweeted it. 0.99

00:06:29.000 Oh, you did?

00:06:29.000 Okay.

00:06:30.000 What is the link?

00:06:32.000 I don't know.

00:06:32.000 Is it the powerful JRE page?

00:06:34.000 Yeah, it's on there, but it's not that link we have for no reason.

00:06:37.000 Oh, great.

00:06:37.000 All right, hold on a second.

00:06:38.000 Young Jamie...

00:06:40.000 I'm just excited, but I want Usman...

00:06:47.000 Versus Colby.

00:06:48.000 That's the fight to make.

00:06:49.000 Oh, 100%.

00:06:50.000 That card's stacked, though.

00:06:52.000 Even without Usman and Colby.

00:06:53.000 I hope they work that out, because I don't want to see that.

00:06:54.000 But Masvidal, Nate, I'll just buy that fight. 1.00

00:06:58.000 Those two guys, not only are they two of the baddest motherfuckers ever, but they're funny as fuck, dude. 0.99

00:07:04.000 They're both great. 1.00

00:07:05.000 They're funny as fuck, dude. 0.99

00:07:07.000 Super necessary. 1.00

00:07:08.000 Yeah, all that shit. 1.00

00:07:09.000 Three piece and a soda. 1.00

00:07:11.000 I named a move, a transition three piece and a soda.

00:07:13.000 That's brilliant.

00:07:14.000 After him.

00:07:14.000 He came down to HQ and I showed it to him too.

00:07:17.000 He says, I gotta learn this.

00:07:18.000 I gotta know it.

00:07:18.000 Yeah, he's gotta know it.

00:07:19.000 Three piece with the soda.

00:07:21.000 That guy is so good.

00:07:22.000 He's so good and he's so clever.

00:07:25.000 That's one of the best things to say about Masvidal. 0.77

00:07:28.000 And the thing is, people don't necessarily associate him with knockout power for some reason.

00:07:34.000 But yet, the guy knocked out Eve Edwards with a head kick. 1.00

00:07:37.000 He knocked out Darren Till, Cowboy Cerrone.

00:07:40.000 He knocked out Ben Askren and put him in another dimension with a flying knee.

00:07:45.000 World record fastest knockout.

00:07:47.000 I mean, it's weird that people don't associate Masvidal with a knockout artist.

00:07:52.000 Because he doesn't have...

00:07:54.000 He doesn't necessarily have the most power, but he's so good.

00:07:58.000 It's so accurate.

00:07:59.000 The way he set up that knee...

00:08:00.000 Is this the card?

00:08:02.000 Kelvin vs. 0.82

00:08:03.000 Darren Till is interesting.

00:08:05.000 Derek Lewis vs.

00:08:07.000 Belagny Ivanov.

00:08:10.000 Johnny Walker, Corey Anderson.

00:08:12.000 Blagoy.

00:08:13.000 I forget how to say that guy's name.

00:08:14.000 Blagoy Ivanov.

00:08:15.000 Ivanov.

00:08:17.000 I think it's Ivanov.

00:08:18.000 He's a scary dude.

00:08:19.000 He is. 0.91

00:08:20.000 He looks so scary he got stabbed. 0.68

00:08:21.000 Yeah, in the heart, bro. 0.98

00:08:22.000 He got stabbed in the heart. 0.99

00:08:24.000 Corey Anderson, Johnny Walker's a good fight, but dude, Johnny Walker's shoulder's still fucked up. 0.94

00:08:29.000 I sent you that video of him working out. 0.74

00:08:31.000 The mobility's not great.

00:08:32.000 Well, he's also throwing punches with only one arm.

00:08:36.000 He's not in the videos of him working out.

00:08:38.000 And then there's other videos of him going through strength and conditioning.

00:08:42.000 And you see what he's doing with his left arm.

00:08:45.000 And I'm like, Jesus Christ, he's not lifting any weight with his left arm.

00:08:50.000 Hopefully he's alright.

00:08:51.000 How about freaking Kelvin versus Till?

00:08:54.000 Ooh, that's a good fight.

00:08:55.000 Till was like, nah, man. 1.00

00:08:56.000 Let me just go after these fucking monsters. 1.00

00:08:59.000 Well, he legitimately is a middleweight. 1.00

00:09:01.000 I mean, that guy was killing himself making 170. I agree, but coming off the two losses that he suffered, obviously he had some issues.

00:09:09.000 He was wilding out a little bit in Liverpool and wherever, Bali or wherever.

00:09:13.000 He ruined that hotel.

00:09:14.000 I don't care.

00:09:14.000 So he's going through something, and then they just give him freaking...

00:09:18.000 Well, I think he asked for Kelvin.

00:09:20.000 I don't care.

00:09:21.000 God.

00:09:21.000 I'm a fan.

00:09:22.000 I'm a fan, too. 1.00

00:09:23.000 He's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:09:24.000 I'm a fan of both those guys. 1.00

00:09:26.000 Oh, Kelvin's so good.

00:09:27.000 I think Kim versus Stylebender was my favorite middleweight fight of all time.

00:09:30.000 Fehera just rocked Tysimov, bro.

00:09:33.000 Tysimov's in a little bit of trouble right here.

00:09:37.000 Fehera's solid, man.

00:09:39.000 He's solid.

00:09:39.000 Ooh!

00:09:40.000 Oh, Tysimov might be in trouble.

00:09:42.000 Oh, my God. 0.76

00:09:42.000 He's winging shots at his face, too. 0.76

00:09:44.000 That right hand just barely missed.

00:09:46.000 Some guy got starched on the prelims.

00:09:48.000 Yeah?

00:09:49.000 Dude, Tysimov is in a little trouble here right now.

00:09:52.000 He's huffing and puffing, too.

00:09:53.000 Yep.

00:09:54.000 Flat-footed, huffing and puffing.

00:09:56.000 They said it's 99 degrees in there right now. 0.99

00:09:58.000 That is so ridiculous. 0.81

00:09:59.000 Now, is this at an outdoor arena? 0.98

00:10:01.000 No.

00:10:02.000 I thought they built it for this.

00:10:03.000 Right?

00:10:04.000 Are they saving money on AC? It's the first one, yeah.

00:10:07.000 This is the first event in the arena?

00:10:08.000 I believe so.

00:10:09.000 The AC broke, someone's going to get hanged.

00:10:11.000 Yeah, someone's dying. 1.00

00:10:14.000 That oil money, they don't fuck around. 1.00

00:10:16.000 They're not fucking around. 0.99

00:10:17.000 Oh my god, is it really 99 degrees in there? 0.99

00:10:19.000 I saw a thing that said 99. Dude, that is so bad.

00:10:23.000 To fight at 99 degrees, you've got to be acclimated to that shit. 1.00

00:10:26.000 And even then, you're still going to have a performance hit. 0.99

00:10:29.000 You're going to definitely have a performance hit.

00:10:31.000 Probably similar to fighting at very high altitude, like Mexico City type deal.

00:10:37.000 They don't look that sweaty, though, do they?

00:10:39.000 Well, it's hard to tell.

00:10:40.000 You know, I mean, we're not there. 0.99

00:10:42.000 They look sweaty as fuck. 1.00

00:10:44.000 Sweaty as fuck, you think? 1.00

00:10:45.000 Sweating. 1.00

00:10:46.000 But, I mean, they just fought two rounds.

00:10:48.000 They're in the second round.

00:10:50.000 Ooh, there's a big mouse under the left eye of Ferreira.

00:10:53.000 God, we haven't done one of these in a long time.

00:10:55.000 It's been a hot second.

00:10:57.000 What was the last one we did?

00:10:59.000 I can't even tell you.

00:11:00.000 It's been months.

00:11:01.000 Callan is in his gym shorts right now filming his television show, but he's on the way.

00:11:05.000 You think it'd be possible to do a team MMA, like Americans versus Brazilians versus Russian?

00:11:11.000 You mean an IFO, bro?

00:11:12.000 But for countries, like you take...

00:11:15.000 Olympics.

00:11:16.000 Like the Olympics, but you do it in the UFC. You take the best guy at 35, best guy at 45, like the ultimate...

00:11:22.000 Russians about to run the table. 0.96

00:11:24.000 Yeah, who'd win that?

00:11:25.000 Who'd win that?

00:11:26.000 Light heavyweight.

00:11:26.000 You put all, everybody.

00:11:28.000 Khabib, everybody.

00:11:29.000 All the best.

00:11:29.000 Russians are taking over everything.

00:11:31.000 Look at what they're doing in boxing. 0.99

00:11:33.000 It's Russians and black guys. 0.98

00:11:35.000 Russian and black guys are owning the fight world. 0.98

00:11:37.000 Well, Russians, like the whole light heavyweight division. 0.93

00:11:40.000 I had Andre Ward on the other day.

00:11:42.000 He's brilliant.

00:11:42.000 He is.

00:11:43.000 Every champion, all these contenders, like 78% of them are Russian.

00:11:48.000 It's crazy. 0.99

00:11:50.000 There's so many killer Russians. 1.00

00:11:52.000 When we think about the champs now, I mean, it's either... 1.00

00:11:55.000 Well, shit, it's either Russian or black, right? 1.00

00:11:58.000 Except for Stipe. 1.00

00:11:59.000 And the winning team gets a billion dollars.

00:12:03.000 I dig it.

00:12:04.000 Dude, Fejero just cracked him again.

00:12:06.000 Tysimov's in trouble, man.

00:12:07.000 He's bleeding, too.

00:12:08.000 He's bleeding out of his nose.

00:12:09.000 Caught the UFC Olympics.

00:12:11.000 That would be pretty badass, dude.

00:12:13.000 So you got Cejudo at what?

00:12:16.000 The heat index is 123. But Cejudo wasn't born in Mexico.

00:12:20.000 What did you say, Jimmy?

00:12:20.000 The heat index is 123 in there.

00:12:23.000 Dominic Cruz was just quoted as saying, I'm cooking like a biscuit in here.

00:12:26.000 The heat index is 123, so it feels like 123 degrees.

00:12:29.000 That's not going to be good for performance. 0.88

00:12:30.000 Bro, that's ridiculous.

00:12:31.000 Imagine a third, fourth round for Khabib and Dustin. 0.88

00:12:34.000 Ooh! 0.96

00:12:35.000 Dude, that's ridiculous. 0.99

00:12:36.000 Nice kick. 0.99

00:12:37.000 I feel like, hey, advantage?

00:12:38.000 Look at this kick.

00:12:40.000 No.

00:12:41.000 Really?

00:12:41.000 Training in Florida?

00:12:42.000 Hot as fuck? 0.99

00:12:44.000 Well, they're in an air-conditioned environment. 1.00

00:12:45.000 They don't train outside.

00:12:47.000 I mean, he's not training.

00:12:50.000 That gym in New Orleans had no AC. Right?

00:12:53.000 Maybe Advantage Poirier.

00:12:55.000 Yeah.

00:12:55.000 Maybe.

00:12:56.000 I mean, I wouldn't bank on it, though.

00:12:57.000 I think everyone's going to be compromised.

00:13:00.000 The fact that it's that hot, I'm going to text Dominic.

00:13:05.000 See how hot it is?

00:13:06.000 Just because I can.

00:13:08.000 See what's going on. 1.00

00:13:09.000 How do they know that that shit happened? 1.00

00:13:11.000 Well, you got Joshua versus Ruiz in Saudi Arabia, and they're building just a fucking arena for it. 1.00

00:13:18.000 Just for that one fight. 0.97

00:13:22.000 They built this arena just for this fight?

00:13:24.000 No, for Joshua Ruiz in December.

00:13:26.000 Oh, sorry.

00:13:26.000 I'm just in the middle of texting.

00:13:28.000 I think this is only the second event in this one, though, maybe. 1.00

00:13:30.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:13:31.000 Poor Poirier. 1.00

00:13:32.000 Finally, the title shot.

00:13:33.000 Here you go.

00:13:35.000 Win this one, though.

00:13:36.000 We're coming back to New Orleans, I'd imagine.

00:13:38.000 Alright, I just sent him a text.

00:13:40.000 He might respond in between rounds if he has the time.

00:13:45.000 I love Dominic Cruz.

00:13:46.000 Shout-out to Dominic Cruz.

00:13:47.000 Right hand to the back of the head.

00:13:50.000 Ferreira looks better.

00:13:52.000 And you gotta think, Ferreira is training in Brazil, right?

00:13:54.000 Is he in Brazil right now training?

00:13:56.000 And he's from Brazil, I know.

00:13:58.000 Toasty.

00:13:59.000 But Brazil obviously gets very hot.

00:14:01.000 And a lot of gyms in Brazil are open-air gyms.

00:14:05.000 But he looks, to me, better.

00:14:08.000 Like, physically, the way he's moving.

00:14:10.000 And Tysimov looks like he's just trying to get his win back.

00:14:14.000 And he had a really good first round, so he might have emptied out a little bit in that first round.

00:14:19.000 Dude, I like Fehera here.

00:14:21.000 If I was walking in right now and somebody wanted to bet cash, I'd say, Fehera's looking good.

00:14:25.000 All day.

00:14:27.000 He's looking real good, man.

00:14:29.000 Look at that, man.

00:14:31.000 He's fighting at a real good pace.

00:14:33.000 Oh, don't do that.

00:14:34.000 Don't do that.

00:14:37.000 Ooh, elbow.

00:14:38.000 Ooh, right hand. 1.00

00:14:40.000 Damn. 0.99

00:14:40.000 You know what I've been watching a lot lately on YouTube? 0.99

00:14:43.000 I've been watching Lethway.

00:14:45.000 You know what that is?

00:14:46.000 No.

00:14:46.000 That's that Muay Thai with no gloves and headbutts.

00:14:51.000 Jesus Christ.

00:14:53.000 Yeah.

00:14:53.000 That's crazy.

00:14:54.000 There's this guy, David Ledoux.

00:14:55.000 He's like the king of Lethway, and he's friends with Robin Black.

00:15:00.000 Like, Robin Black's done breakdowns of his stuff, and Robin has done some commentary for Lethway. 0.99

00:15:05.000 Wild shit to watch, man. 0.97

00:15:06.000 Where do they do them at? 1.00

00:15:08.000 Not here.

00:15:09.000 I don't know where he lives.

00:15:11.000 You watch that bare-knuckle boxing?

00:15:13.000 Yes.

00:15:14.000 It changed my opinion of whether or not MMA should be bare-knuckle.

00:15:17.000 There you go, fellas.

00:15:18.000 I knew you'd come around.

00:15:19.000 Cuts.

00:15:20.000 I knew you'd come around.

00:15:21.000 The cuts are too much.

00:15:22.000 Chris Lieben's whole face is like an axe murder.

00:15:25.000 It's terrible. 0.96

00:15:26.000 Like you get hit in the head with a hatchet.

00:15:27.000 You see it's Bigfoot vs.

00:15:28.000 Gonzaga?

00:15:29.000 Yeah, I don't like that.

00:15:30.000 I don't like that.

00:15:31.000 It makes me sad.

00:15:31.000 That's Bigfoot on the acai.

00:15:34.000 It seems like...

00:15:35.000 You know what I'm talking about.

00:15:37.000 It seems like that Bare Knuckle...

00:15:38.000 What's the name of the show?

00:15:40.000 The event?

00:15:41.000 Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship.

00:15:43.000 BKFC or something?

00:15:44.000 It just seems like it's blowing up, right?

00:15:45.000 It is blowing up.

00:15:46.000 I mean, people are...

00:15:47.000 Is it, though?

00:15:47.000 Well, probably Malinagi fighting Artem Lobov got people excited about it.

00:15:50.000 Do you see the numbers, though?

00:15:51.000 What kind of money...

00:15:52.000 Blowing up's all relative.

00:15:53.000 What's the numbers? 1.00

00:15:55.000 Bring that shit up, Jamie. 1.00

00:15:56.000 It's not great. 1.00

00:15:57.000 He said over 200-something thousand, but it came out, it was like 11,000 or something.

00:16:02.000 No, really?

00:16:03.000 It wasn't crazy.

00:16:04.000 With the pay-per-view numbers?

00:16:05.000 Yeah.

00:16:05.000 Dude, Diego Fajero is putting it on Tysimov.

00:16:08.000 Marabek Tysimov's in real trouble right now.

00:16:10.000 He just got hit with a big right hand, and he's not offering any offense right now. 0.97

00:16:14.000 He's just trying to gather his shit and just moving away. 0.97

00:16:17.000 Even when he's throwing punches, it's like they're not dangerous. 0.98

00:16:21.000 Forever reminds me of Tony Ferguson here.

00:16:24.000 Just stalking him down.

00:16:27.000 Tony Ferguson has changed the game. 1.00

00:16:31.000 In terms of a guy who has the ability to put it on you and doesn't get tired, he is at the top of the fucking list. 0.97

00:16:37.000 I've never seen anybody like him. 0.98

00:16:40.000 You know what he's going to do?

00:16:41.000 The next project is he's going to open up a 10th planet in Big Bear.

00:16:44.000 He wants to live in Big Bear.

00:16:46.000 I like it.

00:16:46.000 He's going to go balls deep.

00:16:47.000 It's got to have some impact.

00:16:49.000 It says just 18,000 people downloaded it.

00:16:53.000 They said 200,000, but then...

00:16:55.000 How do they know, though? 1.00

00:16:56.000 There's ways to count that shit. 1.00

00:16:57.000 Dave Meltzer's reporting. 1.00

00:16:58.000 Meltzer's a pretty solid source.

00:17:00.000 Yeah, he's legit.

00:17:01.000 Oh, we tagged him again!

00:17:02.000 Legit journalist.

00:17:03.000 18,000.

00:17:04.000 That's not a lot.

00:17:05.000 18,000, I would say, I was disappointed. 0.97

00:17:08.000 That Logan Paul KSI 2 that's going to be on DAZN will get fucking 7 million or some shit like that. 0.98

00:17:14.000 Billy Joe Saunders is on the undercard of that, which is so ridiculous. 0.99

00:17:19.000 What? 0.93

00:17:20.000 What?

00:17:21.000 What?

00:17:21.000 Billy Joe Saunders is fighting on the undercard of Logan Paul KSI? Who's one of the top 20 fighters on the planet Earth.

00:17:27.000 Is this kickboxing?

00:17:29.000 No, boxing.

00:17:30.000 It's two YouTubers who fought before.

00:17:33.000 Wow, well now it's a different game, isn't it?

00:17:35.000 I was on board when they were just fighting each other. 1.00

00:17:37.000 Billy Joe Saunders is a fucking... 1.00

00:17:39.000 He's an artist. 1.00

00:17:41.000 Heavyweight?

00:17:42.000 No, Billy Joe is a middleweight, right?

00:17:44.000 Yeah, I'd love to see him against Canelo.

00:17:46.000 I think you'd give Canelo some fritz.

00:17:48.000 He's one of my favorites.

00:17:49.000 He gives everybody some problems.

00:17:49.000 He's Tyson Fury's best friend.

00:17:51.000 He's hilarious.

00:17:52.000 They pull up and match in Ferraris all the time.

00:17:54.000 They're great.

00:17:55.000 He fights like them, too, in a lot of ways.

00:17:57.000 Very mobile.

00:17:58.000 He's a badass, man.

00:17:59.000 Very mobile.

00:18:00.000 Wow!

00:18:01.000 But it's embarrassing.

00:18:03.000 That's embarrassing.

00:18:04.000 Oh, another head kick. 0.77

00:18:05.000 Bro.

00:18:06.000 And Tysimov is not offering anything dangerous in return.

00:18:09.000 I think he's severely compromised right now. 1.00

00:18:11.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:18:12.000 Cracked again. 1.00

00:18:13.000 Who are the judges?

00:18:16.000 That's a good question.

00:18:17.000 Adelaide?

00:18:18.000 Adelaide Bird.

00:18:19.000 Cecil Peoples. 1.00

00:18:20.000 Who else?

00:18:22.000 Uh...

00:18:23.000 I don't know.

00:18:24.000 Who do you get excited about?

00:18:27.000 Who's the judge?

00:18:28.000 Adelaide Burt, because I know it's going to be chaos.

00:18:31.000 Yeah.

00:18:33.000 Doug Crosby.

00:18:35.000 Like, for real, who is...

00:18:37.000 Oh, look at that.

00:18:38.000 That's the end of the fight.

00:18:39.000 There's no way you give it to him.

00:18:41.000 There's no way.

00:18:42.000 This is another country. 0.99

00:18:44.000 You don't know what the fuck's going to happen. 0.99

00:18:46.000 Absolutely. 0.99

00:18:47.000 You don't know.

00:18:47.000 Listen, they can't...

00:18:48.000 There would be an embarrassment for them if they gave that to Tysimov. 1.00

00:18:51.000 They don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:18:52.000 Tysimov's face got beat up. 0.99

00:18:54.000 See, this is early in the fight.

00:18:56.000 Tysimov cracked him.

00:18:58.000 Why are they showing just his highlights?

00:19:00.000 Hey, that could sway judges. 0.76

00:19:02.000 Why are they showing just his highlights?

00:19:03.000 This is the end of the fight.

00:19:04.000 This is the first round.

00:19:05.000 You see Tysimov coming on strong.

00:19:07.000 Dude, they're just showing...

00:19:08.000 Okay, they showed that.

00:19:09.000 That was nice.

00:19:10.000 No, but then as the fight wears on, then you see Diego come on strong. 0.99

00:19:13.000 Listen, I work in the fucking production. 0.98

00:19:15.000 They show the first round and then the second. 0.99

00:19:17.000 Yeah, the first round was all Tysimov.

00:19:19.000 But then the second and third, see?

00:19:21.000 Now they're showing Fejero putting it on.

00:19:23.000 Might be a draw.

00:19:24.000 We'll pick him 10-8 that first run.

00:19:26.000 Dude, look at this.

00:19:27.000 Crack. 0.95

00:19:28.000 It's...Fajero's a beast, man. 1.00

00:19:30.000 Look at the numbers, though. 0.94

00:19:31.000 Come on, son.

00:19:31.000 Even round one.

00:19:32.000 The numbers are crazy.

00:19:34.000 Well, the thing is, like, Tysimov hit him with big shots in round one.

00:19:37.000 That's terrible for Tysimov, because Tysimov has not fought in the UFC in quite a while.

00:19:42.000 And for him to come back to the UFC... Hey, Jamie, on the other screen, can you pull up Diego Fajero's record? 0.96

00:19:51.000 He's a fucking good fighter, man. 0.95

00:19:53.000 He's a good fighter, but again, the endurance thing. 0.99

00:19:57.000 Nobody's like Tony.

00:19:58.000 I mean, literally, he's like a superhuman.

00:20:00.000 I've never seen anybody that can sustain an attack like Ferguson.

00:20:05.000 No one.

00:20:06.000 So what does he got here?

00:20:07.000 He lost to Dustin.

00:20:08.000 He lost to Benil Dariush.

00:20:11.000 He got Dustin KO'd him. 0.95

00:20:13.000 Dustin's a monster.

00:20:14.000 But he beat Olivier Aubamercier.

00:20:18.000 He beat Rustam Kabilov.

00:20:20.000 Those are good fighters, man.

00:20:21.000 Yeah, really good. 1.00

00:20:23.000 Yeah, he's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

00:20:25.000 If he fucking loses, oh, he won. 1.00

00:20:28.000 He won. 1.00

00:20:29.000 Marabek went down.

00:20:31.000 Oh, did he thought he was going to win?

00:20:32.000 No, no, he didn't think he was going to win.

00:20:34.000 I think he's praying.

00:20:35.000 Yeah, I think he's praying.

00:20:36.000 You kind of got to pray in front of those people.

00:20:39.000 You never know. 0.99

00:20:39.000 Yeah, no fucking way, dude. 0.99

00:20:42.000 If he won that fight, it would have been a horrible travesty of justice. 0.99

00:20:45.000 Do you remember Alessio Saqqara versus Talos Latis?

00:20:48.000 No, I don't.

00:20:49.000 You don't remember that one?

00:20:50.000 No.

00:20:51.000 What happened?

00:20:52.000 That one, Saqqara got the decision, but...

00:20:58.000 Tyler Salatis took him down over and over, never really got hit standing, and took his back like two or three times.

00:21:06.000 Really?

00:21:06.000 And Saqqara escaped all the back attempts and then got back to his feet.

00:21:10.000 So the replays were all Saqqara's escapes, back escapes. 0.86

00:21:16.000 Where was it added?

00:21:17.000 Guess who won?

00:21:19.000 Sakara?

00:21:19.000 Yeah.

00:21:20.000 Really?

00:21:20.000 Because the replays influence the judges, man.

00:21:23.000 You think so?

00:21:24.000 I know so, dude.

00:21:25.000 I was in the truck, dude, when that happened.

00:21:27.000 Oh, wow.

00:21:28.000 What did you say?

00:21:29.000 Hey, how come you guys aren't showing the replays of the takedowns and the back control?

00:21:33.000 I don't remember what happened.

00:21:34.000 Where was that at?

00:21:36.000 Watch that fight, and then you'll see at the end, all the replays are Saqqara escaping back control, and he won.

00:21:41.000 Was this back in the day?

00:21:42.000 When was this?

00:21:43.000 This was probably about 12 years ago.

00:21:45.000 Oh, wow, yeah. 0.99

00:21:46.000 They didn't know what the fuck they were looking at. 0.99

00:21:48.000 They were throwing chicken bones to decide who won. 0.99

00:21:50.000 Watch that fight, and then tell me who won.

00:21:51.000 Who won?

00:21:51.000 They don't know.

00:21:52.000 Wow, it's amazing that you brought that up.

00:21:53.000 That's a crazy fight.

00:21:54.000 I'll never forget that one.

00:21:56.000 That's how I know.

00:21:57.000 That sticks in my brain.

00:21:58.000 Those replays, that's why I thought of it.

00:22:01.000 Because the judges are sitting there going, oh my god, what do I do?

00:22:04.000 What do I do?

00:22:05.000 So they look at the replays, and if the replays are showing one guy is getting the better of the other guy, then they go, okay.

00:22:12.000 In the truck, they think he's winning, so then, okay, he's winning.

00:22:15.000 You know what's crazy?

00:22:16.000 That's what happens.

00:22:17.000 Nothing really significant has changed in terms of the Who judges fights?

00:22:25.000 It's like basically the same kind of people, the same people.

00:22:30.000 Ricardo Almeida is a judge in New York, which is a great thing, but you're not seeing a lot of that.

00:22:35.000 Nothing.

00:22:36.000 You're not seeing a lot of experts.

00:22:38.000 Yes, yes.

00:22:39.000 Either former fighters or martial arts experts.

00:22:43.000 Like, if you say you want to be a judge, I want to see you show me how you apply a darts choke.

00:22:50.000 Show me what's the difference between an anaconda choke and a darts choke.

00:22:53.000 Show me how do you do a 10-finger guillotine.

00:22:57.000 Show me. 0.52

00:22:58.000 Show me.

00:22:58.000 If you don't know what that is, if you don't know how to do it, how are you going to know whether or not someone's in danger when they're in the middle of a fight?

00:23:04.000 I'd also show him fights like the one you were talking about with Sakaar and ladies and be like, how do you score this? 0.98

00:23:09.000 You guys are talking all sorts of fucking common sense, dude. 0.97

00:23:14.000 That's not what it's about. 0.99

00:23:17.000 Dominic Cruz, well, I don't want to say that, but he says so fucking hot.

00:23:22.000 Part of what he said I will not repeat. 0.99

00:23:24.000 Yeah, he says fucking hot. 0.99

00:23:26.000 You can't say fucking hot. 1.00

00:23:28.000 No, I can say that. 0.99

00:23:29.000 I can't say what else he said.

00:23:30.000 I'll show you.

00:23:31.000 You want to see it?

00:23:31.000 Yes.

00:23:33.000 Is it racist?

00:23:34.000 No, no.

00:23:35.000 Dominic's not racist at all.

00:23:38.000 No.

00:23:39.000 Okay. 0.99

00:23:40.000 Yeah, show that to Brendan, but tell him to shut the fuck up about it. 0.93

00:23:43.000 Don't say this on your podcast. 0.91

00:23:47.000 Yeah.

00:23:50.000 We should all go to New York.

00:23:52.000 I'm not doing a show in New York because I'm going to do Madison Square Garden afterwards.

00:23:58.000 How far afterwards?

00:23:59.000 What show is that?

00:24:00.000 I'm going to do Madison Square Garden in 2020. Wait a minute.

00:24:04.000 With Chappelle?

00:24:05.000 No, by myself.

00:24:06.000 You're doing Madison Square Garden stand-up by yourself.

00:24:10.000 You've done it before though, Joe.

00:24:12.000 But not the big one, right?

00:24:13.000 I did the Little Arena before.

00:24:14.000 Wait a minute.

00:24:15.000 By yourself.

00:24:16.000 Dude, I'm doing some big-ass places. 1.00

00:24:18.000 Damn! 0.99

00:24:18.000 I'm doing some big-ass places, son. 0.99

00:24:20.000 Damn! 0.99

00:24:21.000 It's fun. 0.99

00:24:21.000 So what were you going to say, Joe? 0.99

00:24:23.000 That's November 2nd, so you're not going to do one before then.

00:24:26.000 Yeah, I'm not doing a show on November 2nd.

00:24:28.000 You know, we should do a podcast in New York.

00:24:31.000 How about we all fly down to New York? 0.98

00:24:33.000 I'll get you guys seats ringside, and the night before, we just do a talking shit podcast about the fight card. 0.96

00:24:40.000 A pre-game fight card? 0.95

00:24:41.000 Wait a minute, there's going to be a UFC and you're going to do Madison Square Garden?

00:24:44.000 No, no, no.

00:24:44.000 I'm doing Madison Square Garden a couple months later.

00:24:47.000 Okay, so you're not talking about that show.

00:24:49.000 No, actually quite a few months later.

00:24:51.000 So it's like November is when the UFC is there.

00:24:55.000 I'm not doing a show there until 2020. What show is Madison Square Garden?

00:24:59.000 That's the big one.

00:25:00.000 That's Nate Diaz, Masvidal.

00:25:01.000 Oh, that's November?

00:25:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:03.000 That's Darren Till.

00:25:04.000 November 2nd?

00:25:05.000 Calvin Gastelum.

00:25:06.000 How about if we did that? 0.99

00:25:07.000 We did a fight companion preview, get drunk, talk shit in my hotel room on November 2nd. 0.99

00:25:16.000 Damn, I'm free that weekend. 0.99

00:25:19.000 I mean, if you want to do it, we can do it. 0.99

00:25:22.000 Hold. 0.96

00:25:24.000 It'll be so much fun.

00:25:26.000 This fight, Stylebender.

00:25:29.000 Stylebender versus Robert Whitaker.

00:25:31.000 Oh my goodness, that's going to be a big fight.

00:25:33.000 I can't wait for that fight.

00:25:35.000 I'm in town, too.

00:25:36.000 It's the only weekend I'm not on the road.

00:25:38.000 Ooh! 0.96

00:25:39.000 Look at us.

00:25:40.000 Dude, I'm really excited about this.

00:25:43.000 Whitaker versus Stylebender is my big fight for the year, I think. 1.00

00:25:46.000 Fuck yes. 0.99

00:25:46.000 That's my big fight. 0.99

00:25:47.000 I can't wait for that.

00:25:49.000 Sorry, Adam Green Tree.

00:25:51.000 Not big enough to get me to fly to Australia.

00:25:53.000 They tried to get me to fly over there for this one, too.

00:25:56.000 I'm like, mm, I'd rather be here.

00:25:58.000 I'd rather be here, folks.

00:26:00.000 But Stylebender versus Whitaker is the fight, man.

00:26:02.000 Such a good fight.

00:26:03.000 That's the fight.

00:26:05.000 Just so...

00:26:06.000 They're both in their prime.

00:26:08.000 Dude, then how about Costa?

00:26:11.000 Now he's ranked.

00:26:12.000 He's two now, I think.

00:26:13.000 He's right there, man.

00:26:14.000 He's so scary.

00:26:16.000 They're all scary.

00:26:17.000 He ate everything.

00:26:17.000 Costa John Jones?

00:26:18.000 Is that what you're thinking?

00:26:19.000 No, he's a different weight class.

00:26:21.000 What, he's a middleweight?

00:26:22.000 Costa's middleweight.

00:26:23.000 Costa's style bender. 0.99

00:26:24.000 But you know, they want Costa to move up.

00:26:26.000 California does. 0.99

00:26:27.000 California's like, hey man, you're cutting too much fucking weight. 1.00

00:26:30.000 California is not going to win. 1.00

00:26:31.000 He's dominating him.

00:26:31.000 He's only fought once in California, though.

00:26:33.000 And did he miss weight?

00:26:35.000 No, he made weight.

00:26:36.000 And here's the thing. 1.00

00:26:37.000 Look at that shit. 1.00

00:26:38.000 They say you can't gain more than 15 pounds. 1.00

00:26:41.000 What is that?

00:26:42.000 56,000 seating capacity.

00:26:44.000 40,000 sold.

00:26:45.000 40,000 tickets already sold in Australia for Whittaker versus Adesanya. 0.99

00:26:49.000 Holy shit. 0.99

00:26:50.000 Oh my goodness. 1.00

00:26:51.000 October 6th in the motherfucking... 0.99

00:26:53.000 Marvel Stadium. 0.99

00:26:54.000 I like Marvel Comics Stadium.

00:26:55.000 Yeah.

00:26:56.000 Dude, Ronda Rousey Holm holds the record. 0.99

00:26:59.000 Does it?

00:27:00.000 Dude, they just said that.

00:27:01.000 Oh, wow.

00:27:02.000 The attendance record.

00:27:03.000 Oh, wow.

00:27:04.000 Women hold the attendance record for MMA. In Australia, yeah. 1.00

00:27:07.000 It's insane.

00:27:07.000 I remember being there.

00:27:08.000 That was crazy.

00:27:09.000 You think Ronda will ever come back?

00:27:11.000 Nope.

00:27:12.000 No, I don't think she wants to.

00:27:13.000 I think Ronda's a strong woman. 0.74

00:27:15.000 You know, she decides she's done, she's done.

00:27:17.000 She's going to move on.

00:27:18.000 I don't think she wanted to, you know, to keep doing it.

00:27:23.000 I just think making money off wrestling is better.

00:27:26.000 I think when she came back and fought Amanda and then Amanda knocked her out, that must have really fucked her up mentally.

00:27:33.000 But now, looking back... 0.98

00:27:36.000 Amanda, she fucked up Cyborg. 1.00

00:27:38.000 She would have fucked up anybody. 0.96

00:27:40.000 So I'm thinking that Ronda feels a little bit better about that Amanda fight. 0.97

00:27:44.000 Maybe.

00:27:45.000 She got knocked out by Holly before that, though.

00:27:47.000 And they got starched by Amanda. 0.99

00:27:49.000 Yeah, but then Amanda just knocked out Holly with a fucking head kick. 1.00

00:27:52.000 But still, even today. 0.99

00:27:53.000 But they weren't competitive.

00:27:54.000 Even today, still.

00:27:56.000 Even today.

00:27:58.000 If the fight's on the ground, you gotta give it to Ronda.

00:28:01.000 Ronda's still better than... 1.00

00:28:02.000 Yeah, I don't know about that with Amanda. 0.54

00:28:04.000 Amanda's a legit black belt in jiu-jitsu. 0.92

00:28:07.000 Legit.

00:28:08.000 Yeah, but...

00:28:09.000 Amanda's the GOAT by far. 1.00

00:28:11.000 owned everybody on the ground.

00:28:12.000 With arm bars.

00:28:13.000 But she's had a very singular attack.

00:28:15.000 Arm bars.

00:28:16.000 It was all arm bars on the ground.

00:28:17.000 And she was at a fighting great competition.

00:28:19.000 I'm just saying, if she just focused on her judo and her arm bars and didn't try to be a striker... 0.99

00:28:27.000 You think she'd be like a Khabib now? 1.00

00:28:29.000 I think if she went to American Top Team. 1.00

00:28:31.000 You take a couple losses, you lose a couple.

00:28:32.000 Everyone loses.

00:28:33.000 You lose, you come back.

00:28:34.000 Everyone loses and they come back.

00:28:35.000 You know what I mean?

00:28:36.000 I think Ronda would still be in the mix. 0.99

00:28:38.000 Oh, 100%.

00:28:38.000 I think she would have to separate and move to a real camp.

00:28:42.000 She would have to train with real trainers, like a real group of killers, grappling trainers, wrestling trainers.

00:28:48.000 Make sure she's got the best sparring partners and more importantly. 0.84

00:28:51.000 Striking coach.

00:28:52.000 A real mind. 1.00

00:28:53.000 A real, like a fucking... 1.00

00:28:56.000 For us. 1.00

00:28:56.000 For us a hobby. 1.00

00:28:57.000 Like someone like that.

00:28:58.000 Or, you know, Mike Brown.

00:29:00.000 Or, you know, Duke Rufus.

00:29:03.000 Someone.

00:29:03.000 Top of the food chain person.

00:29:05.000 Matt Hume.

00:29:07.000 Right?

00:29:07.000 A top of the food chain coach.

00:29:09.000 Why would she do it though?

00:29:10.000 She wouldn't.

00:29:11.000 That's why she's not going to.

00:29:12.000 She's killing it in WWE. She wants to have kids. 1.00

00:29:14.000 She's not going to.

00:29:15.000 They're good.

00:29:15.000 Why would she come back?

00:29:16.000 This was crazy shit. 1.00

00:29:17.000 Watching Stipe just knock out DC was crazy, dude. 1.00

00:29:22.000 Oh, is Curtis Blayton now?

00:29:23.000 Dude, uh...

00:29:25.000 Stipe...

00:29:26.000 How much money is Ronda making in the WWE? Millions. 0.62

00:29:29.000 Millions?

00:29:29.000 She's making millions.

00:29:30.000 Millions and millions.

00:29:30.000 More money than she's ever made?

00:29:32.000 No.

00:29:33.000 She's getting paid to pretend. 1.00

00:29:36.000 So why the fuck would you risk all that and go back to UFC? What do you think about Cain Velasquez? 0.98

00:29:40.000 You think he's going to stick with wrestling?

00:29:41.000 Did you see him?

00:29:42.000 He's good. 1.00

00:29:43.000 I mean, he has a mask on and shit. 1.00

00:29:45.000 Dude, he puts that mask on and with the Mexican lucha, leave it a fucking crew. 1.00

00:29:49.000 Dude, he could be huge. 1.00

00:29:50.000 He said he loves it.

00:29:52.000 He could be huge. 1.00

00:29:53.000 Dude, he was doing flips and shit. 0.99

00:29:55.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:29:55.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:29:55.000 Catching people with his legs and throwing them. 0.98

00:29:57.000 And he's big too. 1.00

00:29:58.000 He's got a fucked up back. 1.00

00:29:59.000 How can he do all that shit with a fucked up back? 1.00

00:30:01.000 Or does he? 1.00

00:30:01.000 Oh, he does. 1.00

00:30:02.000 Or does he have a fucked up, you know, he's just over it and like, I'm going to go put this mask on and get paid not to get punched in the face. 0.98

00:30:08.000 I think there's a big difference between a flip that you orchestrate yourself versus someone fucking picking you up and slamming you on the ground and training and, you know, wrestling with DC. How crazy is it that people are into fake fighting? 0.99

00:30:19.000 How fucking crazy is this? 0.99

00:30:21.000 They love it. 0.99

00:30:21.000 They're passionate about it too. 0.99

00:30:23.000 And if you talk shit about it, they come at you in droves. 1.00

00:30:25.000 Trust me. 1.00

00:30:26.000 I know.

00:30:27.000 Trust me.

00:30:27.000 I know.

00:30:28.000 But look, Tony Hinchcliffe, who I love to death, that fucking kid lives for it. 1.00

00:30:32.000 He lives for fake wrestling. 0.99

00:30:33.000 Yeah, Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins.

00:30:35.000 He's all in it.

00:30:36.000 People love it.

00:30:36.000 He owns one of the organizations.

00:30:37.000 Yeah.

00:30:38.000 Billy owns one.

00:30:39.000 Yeah.

00:30:40.000 They might as well make movies and TV shows while they're at it.

00:30:44.000 No, they want to see it live.

00:30:45.000 They want to see a live play.

00:30:47.000 It's like a live, wild, crazy play.

00:30:49.000 I respect it.

00:30:50.000 Look, it's like...

00:30:51.000 They grind.

00:30:52.000 It's hard. 0.99

00:30:52.000 It falls into other shit like video games, cartoons, comic books, nerd culture. 0.99

00:30:58.000 It's like stuff that you enjoyed when you were a kid and these guys embrace it deep into adulthood. 0.98

00:31:02.000 They hung on to it.

00:31:03.000 It's fun for them.

00:31:04.000 I get it.

00:31:05.000 I don't mind it.

00:31:05.000 They always compare it to Game of Thrones.

00:31:08.000 They do make movies.

00:31:09.000 I don't know if you knew that.

00:31:10.000 That's a no.

00:31:10.000 These are all WWE movies.

00:31:13.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:31:14.000 Hold on a second.

00:31:15.000 Hold on a second.

00:31:16.000 These are WWE movies?

00:31:18.000 Yeah, man.

00:31:18.000 They make movies?

00:31:19.000 No, these are wrestlers who are starring in movies.

00:31:21.000 No, look, WWE Studios.

00:31:23.000 They're studios. 1.00

00:31:24.000 Holy shit! 1.00

00:31:24.000 I didn't know that. 1.00

00:31:25.000 Oh, damn, they are making movies. 1.00

00:31:27.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:31:27.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

00:31:28.000 Okay.

00:31:29.000 Has anybody heard of any of these movies?

00:31:31.000 Hey, watch your mouth.

00:31:33.000 No, I'm asking.

00:31:33.000 I've heard of The Marine.

00:31:35.000 Oh, Fighting With Family with The Rock, I heard is decent.

00:31:39.000 How dare you.

00:31:42.000 Okay.

00:31:43.000 Okay.

00:31:44.000 How dare you?

00:31:44.000 Jingle all the way to?

00:31:46.000 Santa's Little Helper? 1.00

00:31:47.000 Just thought Arnold sucked this dick. 1.00

00:31:48.000 Change this right now. 1.00

00:31:49.000 I don't want to look at this.

00:31:50.000 Get that off the air.

00:31:52.000 Hey, real quick, though, those were terrible movies.

00:31:56.000 They might have been.

00:31:57.000 No, come on down. 1.00

00:31:58.000 Those were awful movies.

00:31:59.000 We've got to do a fight commandment where we watch one of those movies.

00:32:02.000 We've got to do a fight commandment.

00:32:05.000 That and all of Tyler Perry's movies.

00:32:08.000 We'll watch Maeda?

00:32:10.000 Yeah.

00:32:10.000 Jesus Christ, he's done like 18 of those.

00:32:12.000 Bro, we get it.

00:32:13.000 We get it.

00:32:14.000 Does he dress like a woman in real life? 0.73

00:32:17.000 You'd have to ask him. 0.98

00:32:19.000 Gun to the head? 0.97

00:32:20.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:26.000 Gun to the head one time and don pumps. 0.95

00:32:29.000 At least one time.

00:32:30.000 If I had to bet everything I have put all in on his own, has he ever put pumps on?

00:32:38.000 Does he have a size 14 pump in his trunk?

00:32:41.000 Yeah.

00:32:42.000 Hey, listen.

00:32:43.000 You gotta respect transgenders a thousand percent.

00:32:47.000 You know what I mean?

00:32:48.000 You got to.

00:32:49.000 But I think after 60...

00:32:52.000 You should stop.

00:32:54.000 If you keep wearing makeup and wigs after 60...

00:32:58.000 What about for ladies? 0.92

00:33:02.000 Like, Christy Brinkley's over 60. She's still wearing makeup. 0.88

00:33:05.000 How old's Cindy Crawford? 1.00

00:33:07.000 If you're transgender and you're over 60, you should probably dress like old ladies, right? 1.00

00:33:15.000 And with the gray wig. 0.96

00:33:16.000 Not if you got it, though.

00:33:17.000 Again, there's different ladies. 1.00

00:33:18.000 Look, Christy Brinkley.

00:33:20.000 Have you seen what she looks like now?

00:33:21.000 I think she's 64. She's still hot as fuck. 1.00

00:33:25.000 Stunning. 1.00

00:33:25.000 Hot! 1.00

00:33:25.000 No filter? 1.00

00:33:26.000 No.

00:33:26.000 No, long legs?

00:33:27.000 No, Elizabeth Hurley.

00:33:29.000 Elizabeth Hurley. 0.98

00:33:30.000 Elizabeth Hurley's Instagram is goddamn hilarious. 1.00

00:33:33.000 It is all her and her underwear. 0.98

00:33:36.000 Every picture.

00:33:36.000 How old is she?

00:33:37.000 85 years old.

00:33:38.000 Every picture.

00:33:39.000 She's older than me.

00:33:40.000 I'm 52. She's like 54 or 55. That was Bill Clinton's girl.

00:33:45.000 Allegedly.

00:33:46.000 Every picture of her is her in her underwear on her Instagram.

00:33:49.000 She's so bad.

00:33:50.000 Looking good, baby.

00:33:51.000 Oh, dude.

00:33:52.000 Looking good.

00:33:53.000 I think what she does is eat, go to the gym, and take pictures in her underwear. 1.00

00:33:57.000 I think that's all she does.

00:33:58.000 She's earned it.

00:33:59.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

00:34:00.000 Look, she's letting everybody know, like, while she's still got this body, she's putting that motherfucker front and center on display. 1.00

00:34:06.000 She's 85 years old. 1.00

00:34:08.000 85!

00:34:08.000 54. 54. Chrissy Brickley's 65. God damn!

00:34:12.000 How does she do it? 1.00

00:34:13.000 Wait, listen, with Hurley's 54?

00:34:14.000 That ain't that old. 1.00

00:34:15.000 Dude, she's hot as fuck. 1.00

00:34:16.000 That ain't that old. 1.00

00:34:17.000 If you saw her at a club, you'd think that's a 35-year-old smoking shit. 1.00

00:34:20.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:34:20.000 Smoke show. 1.00

00:34:21.000 That's a serious filter.

00:34:23.000 That's Elizabeth Hurley.

00:34:24.000 No, that's a bad picture, Jamie.

00:34:26.000 How dare you introduce that one?

00:34:27.000 Let's see something without a filter.

00:34:29.000 I'm just clicking.

00:34:29.000 No, show me the full screen.

00:34:31.000 That's her? 0.97

00:34:32.000 Yes. 1.00

00:34:33.000 Dude, she's hot as fuck. 1.00

00:34:34.000 That's her in 1998. No, no, no. 1.00

00:34:36.000 That's her in her pool. 1.00

00:34:37.000 Dude, when you got that kind of Elizabeth Hurley cash, the picture right there with her in the bikini on the floaty thing.

00:34:43.000 On the pink flamingo. 1.00

00:34:44.000 Every bitch loves a pink flamingo. 1.00

00:34:46.000 Hot as fuck. 1.00

00:34:47.000 Look at her body, man. 1.00

00:34:48.000 She keeps it toned.

00:34:49.000 She has a 30-year-old son.

00:34:51.000 Does she have kids?

00:34:51.000 Imagine being her son.

00:34:53.000 Her kid's 50. She lives in a new world.

00:34:57.000 We live in a new world.

00:34:58.000 A woman like her with massive amounts of resources and she can go to all the best doctors, hormone replacement, all the best... 1.00

00:35:06.000 Look at that.

00:35:07.000 That's her and her daughter. 1.00

00:35:09.000 Dude, she's hot as fuck. 1.00

00:35:11.000 She's 65 years old. 1.00

00:35:12.000 Look at her.

00:35:13.000 Come on, son. 1.00

00:35:13.000 You're looking like the ugly friend. 1.00

00:35:15.000 Your mom's hot. 1.00

00:35:16.000 Can you keep your ass together at 55, though? 1.00

00:35:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:20.000 I don't see any ass shots. 0.99

00:35:22.000 Elizabeth Hurley has ass shots. 1.00

00:35:24.000 Elizabeth Hurley's ass is perfect. 1.00

00:35:25.000 That's hard for me to believe. 1.00

00:35:26.000 I think at 50, your ass just falls apart. 1.00

00:35:28.000 Guys can do it, though. 1.00

00:35:31.000 Guys have different kind of asses. 1.00

00:35:32.000 They have longer asses. 1.00

00:35:34.000 Our hips are narrow. 0.99

00:35:36.000 But you can get ass jobs these days. 0.99

00:35:39.000 That's the worst advice ever. 0.99

00:35:41.000 Look, no guys like ass implants. 1.00

00:35:45.000 No guys. 0.99

00:35:46.000 No guys.

00:35:47.000 No guys.

00:35:48.000 But here's the thing. 1.00

00:35:49.000 Girls are starting to develop ass cancer. 0.99

00:35:51.000 They're starting to develop cancer in the same areas where some women are getting breast cancer from implants. 1.00

00:35:57.000 It's not always. 0.95

00:35:58.000 They're getting ass Ass cancer? 0.96

00:35:59.000 What? 0.99

00:36:00.000 Butt cheek cancer?

00:36:01.000 But from the implants? 0.73

00:36:03.000 Or are they doing the Brazilian butt lift, which is fat?

00:36:06.000 Let me answer.

00:36:06.000 It's a reaction to the implants.

00:36:09.000 Your body doesn't want foreign substances in its body.

00:36:11.000 If you put something in your body, a piece of plastic, and then your body has to go, why is it here? 0.99

00:36:16.000 What the fuck is this? 0.93

00:36:17.000 And your body starts to fight it and reject it, and then you develop scar tissue around it. 1.00

00:36:21.000 That's why a lot of older ladies that have got boob jobs, if you hug them, it feels like they've got two basketballs in their chest. 1.00

00:36:27.000 It's fucking weird. 0.98

00:36:28.000 Because it's all scar tissue. 0.99

00:36:30.000 Hell yeah.

00:36:31.000 So here we go.

00:36:32.000 Curtis Blades and what is homeboy's name?

00:36:34.000 Say that name, Brendan.

00:36:35.000 Oh, dude.

00:36:36.000 Come on.

00:36:39.000 Abdurakimov.

00:36:40.000 Abdurakimov.

00:36:42.000 Abdurakimov.

00:36:42.000 Ooh.

00:36:43.000 He's a big fella.

00:36:44.000 It's Curtis Blades with his big shot.

00:36:46.000 The deep shot.

00:36:46.000 And whose mugshot is that over there?

00:36:48.000 Richard Pryor. 1.00

00:36:49.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:36:50.000 The GOAT. Look at this. 1.00

00:36:55.000 Crazy.

00:36:55.000 Curtis Blades already on his back.

00:36:59.000 That boy is hairy. 1.00

00:37:01.000 So you got a good picture of Christy Brinkley's ass? 1.00

00:37:03.000 There must be one out there. 1.00

00:37:04.000 I don't think so, dude.

00:37:06.000 Neither of them turn around in there.

00:37:07.000 No.

00:37:08.000 It's impossible.

00:37:09.000 It's impossible.

00:37:11.000 Unless she's doing squats every other day at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado, it ain't happening. 0.99

00:37:16.000 I'm telling you, man, you guys are hating on implants, but there's the Brazilian butt lift, which isn't implants.

00:37:21.000 It's all horrible. 1.00

00:37:22.000 It's fat from your body into your ass. 1.00

00:37:24.000 It's horrible. 1.00

00:37:25.000 I'm telling you, that's what they're doing. 1.00

00:37:26.000 If you've got to fucking put something in your ass to make it round, that means you've never worked out. 1.00

00:37:31.000 Your legs are not going to match that ass. 1.00

00:37:34.000 But that doesn't work on some girls because they don't have enough fat for it, so what they do is they put plastic in there. 1.00

00:37:38.000 Those are the implants.

00:37:40.000 It doesn't count. 0.97

00:37:41.000 Ass implants do not count. 1.00

00:37:43.000 I agree. 1.00

00:37:43.000 I would rather marry a chick with a flat ass than marry a chick with ass implants. 1.00

00:37:49.000 Fuck no. 1.00

00:37:49.000 A million percent. 1.00

00:37:50.000 No way. 1.00

00:37:50.000 You just never fuck her doggy style. 1.00

00:37:52.000 No way. 1.00

00:37:52.000 You just go missionary, go old fashion style. 1.00

00:37:56.000 You never flip her over.

00:37:57.000 Old fashion style. 1.00

00:37:58.000 You never flip that bitch over. 1.00

00:38:02.000 Oh, fashion style! 1.00

00:38:04.000 Like olden days. 1.00

00:38:05.000 Who do you think was the first guy to fuck a girl doggy style? 1.00

00:38:08.000 Like, what year was that? 1.00

00:38:09.000 Uh, Adam.

00:38:11.000 Adam and Eve.

00:38:13.000 Are you kidding?

00:38:16.000 Right in front of the tree, dude.

00:38:17.000 Right in front of the tree eating an apple.

00:38:20.000 He put the apple on her apple.

00:38:23.000 Are you kidding?

00:38:24.000 I think Missionary started like 200 years ago.

00:38:29.000 From the Vatican or something.

00:38:31.000 It was like, missionary. 0.99

00:38:38.000 Curtis Blades, wrestle-fucking him today. 0.99

00:38:40.000 God, he can wrestle. 0.96

00:38:41.000 He's a great wrestler.

00:38:44.000 The thing about Blades is like Ngannou's beat him twice the last time he stopped him.

00:38:48.000 Well, he stopped him both times.

00:38:50.000 The last time he stopped him quick.

00:38:51.000 I feel like a guy like him is in this spot where it's like, can he ever beat Ngannou?

00:38:58.000 Right?

00:38:59.000 I mean, he's a really good wrestler. 0.99

00:39:01.000 He's strong as fuck. 0.99

00:39:02.000 He's beating a lot of people. 1.00

00:39:03.000 Beat the shit out of Aleister over him. 0.99

00:39:05.000 I mean, Curtis Blade's a tough, tough dude. 0.99

00:39:07.000 Did he play football?

00:39:09.000 No, wrestled Juco National Champion. 1.00

00:39:11.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:39:12.000 Super stud. 1.00

00:39:13.000 He's a Team Elevate guy, right?

00:39:15.000 Elevation.

00:39:16.000 Yeah.

00:39:17.000 So was he a NCAA Division I National Champion?

00:39:21.000 JUCO National Champion.

00:39:22.000 What the hell is that?

00:39:23.000 Junior College. 0.65

00:39:24.000 Junior College.

00:39:25.000 John Jones was JUCO National Champ.

00:39:26.000 Rumble Johnson, I think, was high up there, too.

00:39:29.000 How about Rumble Johnson making that comeback? 0.53

00:39:32.000 Man, him versus Francis.

00:39:34.000 Sign me up right now.

00:39:35.000 That poster would be so sick.

00:39:36.000 I don't want him to fight someone like Francis in the first fight back.

00:39:40.000 I want him to make a big statement.

00:39:41.000 He's coming back for sure?

00:39:42.000 Yep, yep.

00:39:43.000 Heavyweight.

00:39:44.000 He just posted a video that said, first time hitting pads in two years.

00:39:48.000 Okay.

00:39:49.000 Alright, yeah, don't give him Francis right away.

00:39:51.000 What do you think happened?

00:39:52.000 I have a feeling like he was itching, and then he did a grappling match against Craig Jones.

00:39:57.000 He got leg locked with the quickness.

00:39:59.000 Craig Jones locked him up quick.

00:40:01.000 Probably got real mad.

00:40:03.000 And then probably said, you know what?

00:40:04.000 I ain't going out like that.

00:40:06.000 I'm going to start smashing.

00:40:06.000 I also think maybe retired life, maybe, and then the bare knuckle, he was like an ambassador for bare knuckle, and maybe just retired.

00:40:12.000 He's like, God, this shit is boring. 0.99

00:40:13.000 I can fight a heavyweight. 1.00

00:40:14.000 Well, he's in the weed game, too.

00:40:16.000 He's involved somehow or another in some legal marijuana enterprise.

00:40:22.000 But that's not going to get your rocks off.

00:40:24.000 And when people retire, like in boxing, when people retire, they are like, I got enough money.

00:40:29.000 I'll retire.

00:40:29.000 I got a couple mil.

00:40:30.000 I'll retire.

00:40:31.000 But then you get used to that couple mil. 1.00

00:40:33.000 And you're like, damn, I'm running out of fucking money. 0.99

00:40:35.000 I got like 700,000 left. 1.00

00:40:36.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:40:37.000 You know what I mean?

00:40:37.000 I got to take another fight.

00:40:40.000 They all come back.

00:40:41.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:42.000 Damn Vitor. 1.00

00:40:43.000 Still doing the damn thing. 1.00

00:40:44.000 Yep. 1.00

00:40:45.000 Fighting for one FC. Are they going to drug test him at all?

00:40:49.000 No.

00:40:49.000 What are you doing?

00:40:50.000 They should.

00:40:50.000 Just to make sure he's on drugs.

00:40:53.000 Just to make sure.

00:40:54.000 Get your money's worth.

00:40:55.000 We're fighting in the middle of nowhere.

00:40:56.000 Come on.

00:40:58.000 Man, there's no way Dana's going to give Curtis a title fight.

00:41:03.000 He's fighting like Khabib. 1.00

00:41:04.000 What's the difference?

00:41:04.000 Well, he's got to beat Francis.

00:41:06.000 Francis beat him twice.

00:41:08.000 I mean, the only way he's getting a title fight is if Francis wins the title and nobody wants to fight Francis.

00:41:12.000 And you'd have to win a few. 0.99

00:41:14.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:41:14.000 Look at those elbows from the mouth. 1.00

00:41:16.000 Oh, he's nasty. 0.84

00:41:17.000 It's over, kid. 0.88

00:41:18.000 It's over, kid.

00:41:19.000 A wrestler in the mouth? 1.00

00:41:21.000 Shit. 1.00

00:41:21.000 Oh, but he's really good. 1.00

00:41:22.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:41:24.000 This is like Scott Morris, Patrick Smith shit. 1.00

00:41:27.000 That's it. 0.99

00:41:27.000 That's wrap. 0.99

00:41:28.000 That's wrap. 0.98

00:41:28.000 His ground and pound is filthy. 0.98

00:41:30.000 Ferocious. 0.94

00:41:31.000 That's the end of the round, too.

00:41:32.000 I don't know if they stopped the fight or that.

00:41:33.000 Oh, really?

00:41:34.000 Yeah.

00:41:34.000 Oh, I thought that was it.

00:41:35.000 Oh, no.

00:41:36.000 It's going to go on to the second round, I bet.

00:41:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:38.000 Oh, it's not over.

00:41:39.000 Oh, okay.

00:41:39.000 No, yeah.

00:41:40.000 Very close.

00:41:40.000 Dude!

00:41:41.000 Yeah, they're bringing him to his corner.

00:41:42.000 Wow, he got lucky.

00:41:43.000 Dude, all these Russians have terrible haircuts, right? 1.00

00:41:46.000 None of them have hair. 1.00

00:41:47.000 That's a lot of fucking testosterone. 1.00

00:41:49.000 Correct. 1.00

00:41:49.000 A lot of hair on the body, not on top. 1.00

00:41:51.000 Boom! 0.99

00:41:52.000 You know who's got the craziest?

00:41:54.000 What's that guy's name?

00:41:55.000 Rustam Chiev?

00:41:56.000 What's that guy's name?

00:41:57.000 The wrestler, the grappler dude?

00:41:59.000 Yep, Rustam Chiev.

00:42:00.000 Chiev. 0.92

00:42:01.000 That guy is the hairiest man on the face of the planet.

00:42:04.000 He looks like a bear.

00:42:05.000 He's one of the beastliest grapplers on the planet.

00:42:08.000 Really? 1.00

00:42:08.000 He's a killer. 1.00

00:42:09.000 Rustam? 1.00

00:42:09.000 Yeah, he's a killer. 1.00

00:42:10.000 Rustem picks people up and throws them across the fucking room all the time. 1.00

00:42:14.000 He's like a giant Khabib. 1.00

00:42:15.000 He's exactly like a giant Khabib. 1.00

00:42:17.000 Exactly.

00:42:18.000 Is he doing MMA? He does MMA, but I don't know exactly what he's doing.

00:42:23.000 He's fought in EBI. He got to the finals and lost to Gordon Ryan in overtime.

00:42:28.000 So he got to the finals with Gordon, lost in overtime.

00:42:33.000 Rustem is no joke.

00:42:34.000 But pull up a picture of that dude.

00:42:36.000 He's literally the hairiest man you're ever going to see in your life.

00:42:39.000 Rustem.

00:42:39.000 Outside of George the Animal Steel.

00:42:41.000 His name is Rustam.

00:42:43.000 Rustam Chia.

00:42:44.000 C-H-I-E-V, I think.

00:42:50.000 Yeah, he's got a lot of hair on his back. 0.86

00:42:52.000 He's a beast.

00:42:53.000 But Curtis Stryken's in a lot better, too.

00:42:56.000 Oof.

00:42:56.000 Oh, he got caught with an uppercut.

00:42:58.000 He's just trying to get in there.

00:43:00.000 Yeah, he's just trying to get to that same position again. 0.98

00:43:02.000 Once he realized he could hold that guy down and beat the fuck out of him.

00:43:05.000 Blades versus Stipe would be fun.

00:43:07.000 Be interested to see how Stipe deals with the straight wrestling.

00:43:09.000 So the belt's back in Cleveland now?

00:43:10.000 The belt's back in Cleveland.

00:43:11.000 Yes, sir.

00:43:12.000 Everything's in Cleveland now.

00:43:13.000 Take a picture of that.

00:43:14.000 Odell Beckham Jr., are you kidding me?

00:43:17.000 Look at that guy's body. 0.98

00:43:18.000 He looks like a werewolf. 1.00

00:43:18.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:43:19.000 Look at that shit. 1.00

00:43:20.000 Find a better picture of him. 1.00

00:43:21.000 There's better pictures.

00:43:22.000 That's him right there.

00:43:23.000 That's him when he shaved.

00:43:24.000 Yeah, that's him clipped.

00:43:25.000 How dare you shave?

00:43:26.000 How about that one?

00:43:26.000 There we go.

00:43:27.000 Oh, wow.

00:43:29.000 That's the Russian bear.

00:43:30.000 That's the Russian bear right there.

00:43:32.000 That's the hairiest man I've ever seen.

00:43:34.000 Serious grappler. 1.00

00:43:36.000 Holy shit! 0.99

00:43:37.000 I'm trying to get him to do combat jiu-jitsu. 0.99

00:43:40.000 Oh my god, look at the hair on his arms.

00:43:44.000 Good for him.

00:43:45.000 How many MMA guys have gotten into combat jiu-jitsu?

00:43:49.000 Jesse Taylor, Josh Near.

00:43:52.000 Josh Near?

00:43:54.000 Most, I would say 98% of the guys that do combat jiu-jitsu have MMA experience.

00:44:00.000 They're pure jiu-jitsu grapplers.

00:44:03.000 They don't want to have anything to do with combat jiu-jitsu. 1.00

00:44:06.000 They're like, fuck that shit. 1.00

00:44:08.000 99% of the guys that I have all have MMA experience. 1.00

00:44:13.000 When did Josh Near compete?

00:44:15.000 He was, when we did EBI 17, it was the first 16-man combat jiu-jitsu tournament we did.

00:44:22.000 And I think he got taken out in the first round.

00:44:26.000 He's coming back, though.

00:44:27.000 He's doing the next one, the next show.

00:44:28.000 The next combat jiu-jitsu is November 24th in Mexico.

00:44:31.000 It's the middleweights.

00:44:33.000 John Thor Blank, he won that tournament that Josh Neer did.

00:44:37.000 Josh Neer's coming back.

00:44:38.000 John Thor's coming back.

00:44:40.000 Jesse Taylor's going to do it.

00:44:42.000 Philippe Fogelin.

00:44:44.000 It's going to be insane.

00:44:46.000 November 24th in Mexico.

00:44:48.000 Interesting. 0.99

00:44:49.000 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:44:49.000 We're out of Mexico. 0.99

00:44:50.000 Monterey.

00:44:51.000 Josh Neer is like one of the forgotten pioneers. 0.99

00:44:54.000 He was a killer. 0.97

00:44:55.000 The dentist. 1.00

00:44:55.000 Killer. 1.00

00:44:56.000 Yeah.

00:44:56.000 Like, when was the last time you fought MMA, though?

00:44:58.000 It's been a long time, right?

00:45:00.000 Yeah.

00:45:00.000 So he just decided to compete again, but...

00:45:03.000 Yeah, Combat Jiu-Jitsu...

00:45:03.000 Oh, it's over.

00:45:05.000 It's over.

00:45:05.000 Look at that.

00:45:06.000 That's it. 0.98

00:45:06.000 Boy, Curtis is beating the shit out of him. 0.98

00:45:08.000 Did you guys see the last Combat Jiu-Jitsu show?

00:45:10.000 I did not.

00:45:10.000 You didn't see it?

00:45:11.000 I did not.

00:45:11.000 Oh, dude, you got to go get on UFC Fight Pass and watch the last one, dude.

00:45:16.000 Dude...

00:45:18.000 It was insane.

00:45:19.000 It's a great idea, Eddie.

00:45:20.000 It was insane.

00:45:20.000 It's a great step for guys who are thinking about fighting in MMA to go from jiu-jitsu, MMA, or jiu-jitsu, combat jiu-jitsu.

00:45:28.000 There's a lot of different ways to look at it.

00:45:31.000 You could look at it as if you're planning on...

00:45:35.000 If you're transitioning into MMA and you're a grappler, it's a great sport.

00:45:40.000 Or if you're done with MMA and it's too brutal but you still want to compete, that's another way to look at it.

00:45:46.000 I look at it as just the most gangster form of jiu-jitsu.

00:45:50.000 Like when you just look at jiu-jitsu, forget about MMA. You just look at jiu-jitsu and all the different formats.

00:45:55.000 Combat jiu-jitsu is the most gangster.

00:45:57.000 It's the most scary.

00:45:58.000 It's the scariest one.

00:46:00.000 And like I said, Pure jiu-jitsu.

00:46:04.000 Grapplers don't want to have anything to do with combat jiu-jitsu. 1.00

00:46:07.000 It's all guys from MMA. I was going to say, out of all the guys in MMA in the heavyweight division, does Curtis Blades have the best ground and pound?

00:46:15.000 By far.

00:46:16.000 He might have the best.

00:46:17.000 He might have the best.

00:46:18.000 He's smashing with his elbows.

00:46:19.000 Well, you know, Kay Velasquez is up in there. 0.98

00:46:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:22.000 Kay has a mask on, for God's sakes, right now. 0.95

00:46:25.000 But still, he's still in the mix, right?

00:46:26.000 Is he in the mix?

00:46:27.000 No, he just got, you know, he came back and got starched.

00:46:30.000 He's still there.

00:46:31.000 No contract?

00:46:32.000 But is he done?

00:46:33.000 I don't know.

00:46:34.000 He said right now he's focused on the Nacho Libre stuff, and then he's gonna...

00:46:38.000 Watch your mouth, man.

00:46:39.000 Is that what it's called?

00:46:40.000 Nacho Libre?

00:46:40.000 I'm not even trying to be funny.

00:46:41.000 Lucha Libre.

00:46:42.000 Nacho Libre's the movie.

00:46:44.000 Yeah, that's a Jack Black movie.

00:46:45.000 Dude, we're gonna get attacked online.

00:46:46.000 You better watch that.

00:46:46.000 Yeah, they're coming for you, bro.

00:46:47.000 Oh, no.

00:46:48.000 Bring it, bro.

00:46:49.000 Curtis Blades!

00:46:51.000 I like his haircut, too.

00:46:53.000 How did Francis beat him?

00:46:55.000 Knocked him out?

00:46:55.000 Starched him.

00:46:56.000 Both times?

00:46:57.000 He stopped him in the first fight.

00:46:58.000 No, he didn't.

00:46:59.000 He got a crazy swelling in his eye.

00:47:00.000 He stopped him.

00:47:01.000 He got a crazy swelling in his eye.

00:47:04.000 Was Curtis Blades trying to take him down the whole fight?

00:47:07.000 Yes.

00:47:07.000 He was.

00:47:08.000 And then the second fight, he got starched right away.

00:47:10.000 Francis went in and just clipped him.

00:47:12.000 That was a big fight for Francis.

00:47:13.000 Look at him.

00:47:14.000 He's still fighting.

00:47:15.000 He's number four.

00:47:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:17.000 He's right there.

00:47:18.000 He's in the mix.

00:47:19.000 I think he knows now more than ever.

00:47:21.000 I'm just going to guess.

00:47:21.000 But I think based on his experience in those fights with Francis, that he realizes, you know what?

00:47:27.000 I just got to be the heavyweight Khabib. 0.70

00:47:29.000 I got to take people down and smash them on the ground. 0.65

00:47:31.000 Him for Stipe is very interesting.

00:47:33.000 It's just hard when a guy stopped you a couple times in a row, you know?

00:47:37.000 Two's tough.

00:47:38.000 Dude, he's huge.

00:47:38.000 Look at how giant he is.

00:47:41.000 I mean, John's tiny, though. 0.96

00:47:42.000 Annick's freaking tiny. 0.95

00:47:43.000 Is he? 0.98

00:47:44.000 Yeah, he's a small man.

00:47:44.000 How tall is he?

00:47:45.000 How tall is Annick, Rogan?

00:47:47.000 He's my height, so he's 5'8". 0.99

00:47:49.000 Damn, he's that short. 0.98

00:47:50.000 Maybe he's 5'7". 1.00

00:47:51.000 No, he's shorter than you.

00:47:53.000 Maybe 5'7", 5'8".

00:47:54.000 I'm kidding.

00:47:55.000 He's in the neighborhood.

00:47:56.000 Your height? 0.99

00:47:58.000 When people say you're short, I'm like, damn, I'm Joe Rogan sign. 0.99

00:48:01.000 I'm right there with him. 0.85

00:48:02.000 What are you guys?

00:48:03.000 5'9", after my back surgery.

00:48:05.000 He's 5'9".

00:48:05.000 His back surgery gave him an inch.

00:48:07.000 Yep, tight move. 1.00

00:48:08.000 3 quarters of an inch. 0.98

00:48:09.000 I swear to God, I went to the doctor and I fucking had a physical and they measured like 5'9". 0.98

00:48:13.000 I'm like, oh my God. 0.98

00:48:15.000 How is it now?

00:48:18.000 Not good.

00:48:19.000 That's a big sign.

00:48:20.000 Yeah, it's not good.

00:48:22.000 I'm not liking that.

00:48:23.000 You know, before my back surgery, the pain came from inflammation.

00:48:28.000 So I had no disc and my bones were rubbing together. 0.91

00:48:31.000 My L5, S1, or whatever the fuck they call it. 0.70

00:48:35.000 So what ends up happening, there's a problem there in my back. 0.98

00:48:38.000 So my body...

00:48:41.000 It inflames the whole lower back just so it's like sore.

00:48:44.000 So I was living life with just a stiff frozen back all the time.

00:48:49.000 Finally got an MRI after years and years.

00:48:51.000 Finally got the back surgery.

00:48:52.000 So now there's a titanium disc in between the two vertebrae. 0.96

00:48:58.000 But my body is still, you know, because I'm rolling now and I don't think I'm supposed to, but I got to fucking lose weight. 0.85

00:49:05.000 You don't think you're supposed to roll? 0.87

00:49:08.000 My doctor told me, he doesn't know anything about jiu-jitsu.

00:49:12.000 And he said, he goes, okay, what are you doing exactly in this jiu-jitsu thing?

00:49:18.000 He goes, are people picking you up and slamming you?

00:49:21.000 And I said, no, no, no, no.

00:49:22.000 They're not picking me up because I'm always pulling guard.

00:49:24.000 I didn't want to explain that to him because he didn't know what pulling guard is.

00:49:27.000 I go, no, no, no.

00:49:27.000 No one's picking me up and slamming me.

00:49:28.000 He goes, okay, that's good.

00:49:29.000 But you're not like twisting or anything, are you?

00:49:33.000 And I said, twisting?

00:49:35.000 Well, my nickname's the Twister.

00:49:38.000 No, we're not twisting.

00:49:40.000 So he goes, as long as you don't twist, you don't want to do anything.

00:49:42.000 You don't want to go to the gym and twist your back at all.

00:49:45.000 No twisting at all.

00:49:47.000 No running, no twisting, and no squatting.

00:49:51.000 No running?

00:49:51.000 No squatting?

00:49:53.000 No squatting, no deadlifts.

00:49:56.000 They go, we don't want any compression going on in your spine at all, and no twisting.

00:50:02.000 Jesus.

00:50:03.000 So...

00:50:05.000 What's happening is I'm rolling and my back feels the same like before surgery.

00:50:10.000 It's still inflamed.

00:50:13.000 So my body's going, something's wrong with your back.

00:50:16.000 What do you think would happen if you got like Regenikine down there or anything?

00:50:20.000 I did that, dude.

00:50:21.000 Yeah, before the surgery you did.

00:50:23.000 But what about now?

00:50:24.000 That's another 10k. 1.00

00:50:25.000 I ain't gonna do that shit again. 1.00

00:50:27.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:50:28.000 You know what?

00:50:29.000 I'm just...

00:50:30.000 I'm rolling with little...

00:50:31.000 This is the fight.

00:50:33.000 Islam Makachev, Davi Ramos.

00:50:35.000 Are you kidding me? 1.00

00:50:36.000 Davi fucking Ramos is the shit. 1.00

00:50:37.000 This is the fight I'm looking forward to almost as much as the main event. 1.00

00:50:41.000 Yeah, Davi Ramos is... 1.00

00:50:42.000 He is the shit, but so is Islam. 1.00

00:50:45.000 Islam is a beast, man. 1.00

00:50:47.000 That guy is so good. 1.00

00:50:48.000 DC said he's the heir apparent. 0.99

00:50:50.000 He said if you see him go with Khabib, he said that motherfucker is the future champion. 1.00

00:50:54.000 I've heard he's an absolute monster in the gym. 0.99

00:50:57.000 He's so complete.

00:50:59.000 I don't really know that much about Davi Ramos' stand-up skills, but if the fight gets on the ground, I'm going to go out on a limb and say it's going to be over quick.

00:51:12.000 You think?

00:51:12.000 I don't know.

00:51:13.000 It's not that easy.

00:51:15.000 I know who Davi is. 1.00

00:51:16.000 He's a monster. 0.87

00:51:17.000 I don't think it's going to be that easy, though. 0.72

00:51:19.000 But he's won decisions, Eddie.

00:51:21.000 Davi Ramos has won decisions against guys who are not as good as Islam. 0.57

00:51:25.000 Okay. 0.99

00:51:26.000 Islam's a straight savage. 1.00

00:51:28.000 Maybe I'm wrong about that. 0.99

00:51:29.000 Pull up Davi Ramos' record.

00:51:31.000 He's a combat sports world champion, so he's versed in grappling.

00:51:35.000 Well, he's so good.

00:51:36.000 Not to the Ramos jiu-jitsu.

00:51:39.000 No, no, no.

00:51:39.000 Okay, I could be wrong.

00:51:40.000 Because I don't know anything about his loss.

00:51:41.000 He's so solid, dude.

00:51:42.000 He's so solid.

00:51:43.000 Yeah, he might be hard to finish.

00:51:44.000 I'll take that back.

00:51:45.000 I'll take that back.

00:51:46.000 But I just wanted to say that I'm a giant fan of Davi Ramos' jiu-jitsu.

00:51:51.000 What he's done in Abu Dhabi is insane.

00:51:53.000 Yeah, so see, he's got one decision against Austin Hubbard in his last fight.

00:51:59.000 Who is this?

00:52:00.000 He lost to Sergio Marais. 0.99

00:52:02.000 Yeah, but Sergio Marais is another nasty fucking jiu-jitsu fighter. 0.98

00:52:06.000 And Sergio is actually a larger guy. 0.98

00:52:09.000 Sergio's fighting at 185. Is he fighting at 185 or 170 now?

00:52:13.000 No, 170. But he fought at 85. This is losses were decisions.

00:52:17.000 In the finals of the Ultimate Fighter Brazil, he fought 85 against Mutante.

00:52:24.000 Cesar Ferreira, that was 85. And they fought 70 Neil Magny.

00:52:29.000 Triangle choke Neil Magny.

00:52:30.000 I'm going to call Dave Davi Ramos armbar.

00:52:32.000 I'm going to say Davi Ramos armbar right now.

00:52:35.000 All I'm saying is he's won a bunch of submissions, but he's submissioned Nick Piedmont.

00:52:40.000 He decisioned Nick Piedmont.

00:52:41.000 He decisioned this Austin Hubbard character in his last fight.

00:52:45.000 So he went three rounds with that cat.

00:52:47.000 That was a good fight, too.

00:52:49.000 Austin Hubbard's a good fighter.

00:52:50.000 That was a really good fight.

00:52:51.000 Powerful Rick Lee in the back.

00:52:54.000 So, I don't know if he's gonna submit him quick.

00:52:57.000 I think Makachev's the best fighter he's fought.

00:52:59.000 Yeah.

00:52:59.000 I really do.

00:53:00.000 I would assume your boy's an underdog, Eddie. 0.99

00:53:04.000 God damn it, Brendan. 0.99

00:53:07.000 Why you gotta piss on my prediction? 1.00

00:53:09.000 I'm not, dude.

00:53:10.000 Hey, how's Victor's back?

00:53:11.000 Because Victor had the same surgery as you, right?

00:53:14.000 Yeah, he came in last week.

00:53:15.000 How's his back?

00:53:16.000 His was a little different than mine.

00:53:18.000 Really?

00:53:18.000 You'd be surprised that when I went to have back surgery, my doctor showed me x-rays of all these different backs.

00:53:27.000 He goes, dude, they all...

00:53:29.000 Look way different.

00:53:30.000 Like, everyone's back is so different. 0.99

00:53:32.000 And some people have fucked up backs. 0.98

00:53:34.000 They've never done anything athletically their whole life. 0.99

00:53:36.000 So it's like, his was different than mine.

00:53:39.000 Mine was worse than Victor.

00:53:41.000 Islam's a minus 400 favorite. 1.00

00:53:44.000 I think he's the biggest favorite on the card besides Khabib. 0.99

00:53:46.000 God damn it. 0.98

00:53:47.000 I didn't know anything about Islam. 1.00

00:53:48.000 Oh, he's so good, dude.

00:53:49.000 He's so good.

00:53:50.000 If you talk to anyone who's in, like, the circles, he's, like, the next.

00:53:53.000 They think he's the heir apparent.

00:53:54.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:55.000 God damn it. 1.00

00:53:55.000 He's a fucking nightmare. 1.00

00:53:57.000 Can I take back my prediction? 1.00

00:53:58.000 No.

00:53:59.000 I can't take it back?

00:54:00.000 No, no, no, never.

00:54:00.000 Wait a minute, I gotta commit to it?

00:54:01.000 Once you say something, you stick with that for life. 1.00

00:54:04.000 That's bullshit. 1.00

00:54:04.000 We didn't bet on it, though. 1.00

00:54:05.000 At least we didn't bet on it.

00:54:06.000 We could've hustled Callan.

00:54:07.000 I'll bet.

00:54:08.000 When's Callan's shop?

00:54:09.000 20 bucks.

00:54:09.000 Second round, Khabib?

00:54:10.000 20 bucks.

00:54:11.000 He might not ever be here.

00:54:12.000 20 bucks.

00:54:13.000 He said he was gonna be down at 11, but he's probably at a wine shop right now, picking up vintagos.

00:54:18.000 When they say you're done at 11 when you're filming a TV show, you're done at 1 in the morning.

00:54:22.000 I bet you he doesn't make it.

00:54:23.000 I bet you he doesn't make it.

00:54:24.000 So let me ask you this.

00:54:26.000 What was the difference between Victor's back and your back?

00:54:28.000 It just looked different.

00:54:30.000 You had to qualify physically for disc replacement.

00:54:37.000 If you don't qualify for disc replacement, your bones got to be a certain way, then they just fuse it. 0.99

00:54:42.000 Then they just fucking put like a metal cage in your spine and just fucking screw it all together. 0.99

00:54:47.000 That's what Kane got. 1.00

00:54:47.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:48.000 So fusion, that's hardcore.

00:54:50.000 But the alternative is disc replacement.

00:54:54.000 And it all depends how your bones sit.

00:54:56.000 And I was right.

00:54:58.000 Dude, I was right.

00:54:58.000 He was showing me.

00:54:59.000 My doctor said, dude, you're barely qualifying for disc replacement.

00:55:03.000 You want to do it, it's on you.

00:55:05.000 Dude, it was a game time decision.

00:55:07.000 I decided whether I was going to go fusion or disc right before they put me out.

00:55:14.000 Oh my god.

00:55:15.000 That's Khabib's dad, right?

00:55:16.000 Sorry to interrupt you guys.

00:55:17.000 He said it's your decision, not mine.

00:55:19.000 Because I was on the fence.

00:55:20.000 I was on the borderline and I decided to go with disc replacement.

00:55:24.000 So there's a risk.

00:55:25.000 There's a risk. 0.99

00:55:26.000 If you're not qualified physically and you go ahead and do it, shit could fall apart. 0.96

00:55:34.000 What is the qualification though? 0.98

00:55:35.000 That's what I'm confused.

00:55:36.000 It's the way your bones are sitting.

00:55:37.000 Like if your vertebrae are like horizontal, then you're good. 1.00

00:55:44.000 But if you're like this, if your vertebrae, some people are like, they're like, no, we got to fuse that motherfucker because it's slipping off your shit. 0.99

00:55:50.000 Oh, so it's so cockeyed that it's like poking into the side of your body? 0.99

00:55:56.000 Simplified, it's just if you're horizontal and there's something that it's laying on, it's good.

00:56:00.000 But if you're like this, mine was like this.

00:56:03.000 My back was like...

00:56:04.000 They were ready to just fuse it.

00:56:07.000 But the problem with it, if you get fusion in five years, you've got to fuse the vertebrae on top of it.

00:56:13.000 And then five years later, you've got to fuse the other one, so your back's just going to be one metal pipe.

00:56:17.000 I know a girl, she used to work at the comedy store, her whole back's fused. 1.00

00:56:21.000 She had something fucked up with it.

00:56:23.000 Once you go fusion, every five years, you've got to get more. 0.98

00:56:26.000 Bro, she walked like this. 1.00

00:56:29.000 Everything was like this. 1.00

00:56:30.000 It was like she had a pole from her head all the way to her butt. 1.00

00:56:32.000 Is she still there? 1.00

00:56:33.000 No.

00:56:34.000 Shows like this. 0.99

00:56:37.000 But other than my back, dude, I had shoulder surgery and knee surgery, and those motherfuckers aren't 100% either. 0.98

00:56:42.000 I think at 50, when you're 50, I don't think you ever recover 100%. 0.98

00:56:47.000 Are you still on the TRT? A little bit.

00:56:49.000 What about stems?

00:56:50.000 Did you say you're doing stem cell too?

00:56:52.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:56:53.000 No.

00:56:54.000 You gotta do that, man.

00:56:55.000 I guarantee you if you did that, that fixed that shoulder.

00:56:58.000 Guarantee you.

00:56:58.000 I'm about to get in my foot for my plantar.

00:57:00.000 You still have plantar fasciitis?

00:57:02.000 Horribly.

00:57:02.000 Are you still running?

00:57:03.000 Yeah, I have to.

00:57:05.000 You have to?

00:57:05.000 I just love it.

00:57:06.000 Why don't you get one of them zero runners?

00:57:08.000 Have you seen that thing that I have out here?

00:57:09.000 Is it a woodway?

00:57:10.000 No, no, no.

00:57:11.000 It's like a...

00:57:12.000 It's weird.

00:57:13.000 It's sort of like an ellip...

00:57:14.000 Sorry.

00:57:15.000 Sort of like an elliptical machine, but you're actually doing it as a runner.

00:57:21.000 The movement.

00:57:21.000 The movement is the same as running.

00:57:23.000 That could be cool.

00:57:23.000 I like it.

00:57:24.000 I swim a lot.

00:57:24.000 I just got it here.

00:57:25.000 Try it.

00:57:26.000 I like to run outside, though.

00:57:28.000 I like hiking.

00:57:28.000 I do, too.

00:57:29.000 But I mix it up.

00:57:30.000 I have to be outside.

00:57:30.000 I mix it up with that.

00:57:31.000 I mix it up with the air runner, which is a runner that you push yourself.

00:57:36.000 That's like a woodway, yeah.

00:57:37.000 It's like a tank tire.

00:57:39.000 I'm back to swimming now.

00:57:40.000 I'm swimming every week, man.

00:57:42.000 Do you go somewhere to do that?

00:57:44.000 YMCA, baby.

00:57:44.000 Do you?

00:57:45.000 YMCA and Burbank.

00:57:46.000 Old school.

00:57:47.000 Burbank?

00:57:47.000 I'm doing the exact same routine I did for the metamorphosis fight.

00:57:51.000 You're trying to lose weight?

00:57:52.000 Trying to lose weight, trying to get my cardio together, dude.

00:57:55.000 Dude, my cardio is the worst.

00:57:57.000 Now, but what about exercises on your back?

00:57:59.000 What about using like a reverse hyper and using all these different things to strengthen up your back?

00:58:04.000 No, I do.

00:58:04.000 Here we go.

00:58:05.000 Here we go.

00:58:05.000 I do back extensions.

00:58:07.000 $20, Eddie.

00:58:08.000 That's good.

00:58:08.000 Regularly.

00:58:09.000 You guys bet?

00:58:10.000 And a lot of sit-ups.

00:58:11.000 He wanted to bet.

00:58:12.000 My guy's a minus 400. Look, Davi Ramos can win this fight. 0.75

00:58:15.000 100%.

00:58:16.000 Anything can happen, man.

00:58:17.000 Davi Ramos gets you on the ground.

00:58:18.000 He's a legit multiple-time world champion.

00:58:22.000 Legit. 0.99

00:58:23.000 And he's got real fucking power in his hands. 0.99

00:58:25.000 Davi Ramos is a dangerous striker. 0.99

00:58:28.000 He really is.

00:58:29.000 I mean, he's not like a helpless guy on his feet.

00:58:31.000 No, he's explosive. 1.00

00:58:32.000 He will fuck you up on the feet. 0.99

00:58:34.000 I just think that Makachev is by far the most complete fighter he's ever faced. 1.00

00:58:40.000 Makachev's a motherfucker, man. 0.99

00:58:42.000 He's so technically proficient. 1.00

00:58:44.000 Who has he beat?

00:58:45.000 What are his biggest wins?

00:58:46.000 Well, that last guy, Armand Saryukian, that guy that he beat is a really young kid. 0.98

00:58:52.000 He's like 20, and he's a fucking phenom, too. 0.92

00:58:55.000 That guy's a future world champion, as well. 0.98

00:58:57.000 You talk to anyone around AKA, though, they'll tell you.

00:58:59.000 This guy's at AKA, too?

00:59:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:01.000 He trains with all Khabib, everyone. 1.00

00:59:03.000 This guy right here.

00:59:04.000 Him and Khabib go at it.

00:59:06.000 Dude, I've called some of his fights before, man.

00:59:07.000 I'm super impressed with him.

00:59:09.000 Dude, he's trying to take Davi down.

00:59:10.000 Yeah.

00:59:11.000 I don't know if that's a good idea.

00:59:12.000 At least threatening, right?

00:59:13.000 He's a Sambo combat world champion.

00:59:15.000 Yeah, but you don't want to take Davi down.

00:59:17.000 I agree.

00:59:18.000 You want to stay on your feet with Davi.

00:59:19.000 That could be a big mistake.

00:59:21.000 Davi, too. 1.00

00:59:22.000 Davi's a goddamn tank. 1.00

00:59:23.000 I mean, that guy's so strong. 1.00

00:59:25.000 He's explosive, man. 1.00

00:59:27.000 Look at the back on that motherfucker. 1.00

00:59:29.000 To me, this is the best fight besides the main event. 1.00

00:59:31.000 Me too.

00:59:31.000 The most intriguing fight.

00:59:33.000 Yes.

00:59:33.000 When I found out this was signed, I was like, oh, yes.

00:59:36.000 Did we talk about his armbar in Abu Dhabi?

00:59:39.000 That flying armbar he did?

00:59:40.000 No.

00:59:40.000 I've seen it, though.

00:59:41.000 It's amazing.

00:59:42.000 Filthy.

00:59:43.000 Dude, he's so good.

00:59:45.000 He's so good.

00:59:46.000 And he's so dynamic.

00:59:48.000 He's so explosive.

00:59:49.000 Who's the best right now, Nedding? 0.83

00:59:50.000 Like, straight...

00:59:51.000 Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

00:59:52.000 Is Buchecha still?

00:59:54.000 Marcelo Garcia is still the best.

00:59:56.000 He's still training and fighting?

00:59:57.000 No, I'm saying competition.

00:59:59.000 Guys that are competing? 0.99

01:00:00.000 Yeah, like is Buchecha or like Cyborg, are those guys still doing the damn thing? 0.99

01:00:03.000 Buchecha's fucking everybody up. 1.00

01:00:06.000 Such a good guy. 0.99

01:00:07.000 Felipe Pena, Gordon Ryan.

01:00:10.000 Is Gordon Ryan back from his knee surgery?

01:00:12.000 Yep.

01:00:12.000 I love Gordon Graham.

01:00:13.000 He's competing already?

01:00:14.000 Yep, he just competed in some new quintet type event.

01:00:19.000 That's amazing.

01:00:20.000 Dude, his leg was ripped apart just like four months ago.

01:00:23.000 Isn't that amazing? 1.00

01:00:24.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:00:26.000 Damn. 1.00

01:00:28.000 There's so many good guys right now, dude. 1.00

01:00:30.000 There's so many fucking good grapplers. 0.90

01:00:32.000 Right, has there ever been a better time for grappling? 0.99

01:00:35.000 It's really incredible.

01:00:36.000 There's so many good guys, dude.

01:00:37.000 They're all over the place.

01:00:39.000 And Craig Jones is not doing MMA, right?

01:00:41.000 He's just fighting jujitsu tournaments?

01:00:43.000 Is that correct?

01:00:44.000 Yes, he's not doing MMA. He's one of the best, too.

01:00:47.000 Craig Jones.

01:00:48.000 Of course, Gio Martinez right at the top.

01:00:50.000 P.J. Barsh is one of my guys.

01:00:53.000 Barsh.

01:00:53.000 Sorry, I always say Barsh.

01:00:54.000 Boogie is fighting...

01:00:56.000 Rafael Lovato.

01:00:58.000 Rafael Lovato.

01:00:58.000 Ooh, wow.

01:01:00.000 That's amazing. 1.00

01:01:00.000 Dude, we got a lot of bad motherfuckers at 10th Planet. 1.00

01:01:02.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:01:03.000 There was just a super brown belt absolute tournament yesterday with all the best brown belts from around the world.

01:01:10.000 And in the finals, both guys were 10th Planet guys.

01:01:13.000 Kyle Boehm and Chase Hanna.

01:01:15.000 So...

01:01:15.000 Woo!

01:01:16.000 Tenth planet in the house.

01:01:18.000 We may not be the best, but we're trying. 1.00

01:01:22.000 Look at this fucking... 0.99

01:01:23.000 Dude, you know who nobody wants to fuck with and you don't hear much about him because he just steamrolls everyone? 1.00

01:01:27.000 It's Ryan Hall. 1.00

01:01:28.000 He looks like an accountant, but no one wants to fuck with him. 0.99

01:01:31.000 His manager's trying to get him on the podcast. 0.99

01:01:33.000 He's a smart dude, too.

01:01:34.000 He'd be great on you.

01:01:35.000 Ryan Hall reminds me a lot of Fabricio Verdun in the sense that a lot of jujitsu guys, a lot of high-level jujitsu guys, when they make the transition to MMA, it's going to take a while to get your striking together.

01:01:51.000 So a lot of guys come in and it's just too rough and the striking, they're just too far behind. 0.97

01:01:56.000 So they just say, you know what, fuck it, I'm going to dip out and focus on jujitsu. 0.97

01:02:00.000 There's plenty of money in running jujitsu schools. 0.99

01:02:02.000 But then there's guys that stay.

01:02:04.000 And they get their striking together.

01:02:06.000 You remember when Fabrizio Verdun, when he first started?

01:02:10.000 He wasn't that great of an MMA fighter, but he stuck it out.

01:02:16.000 He stuck it out.

01:02:18.000 And then little by little, dude, his striking becomes legit.

01:02:21.000 And that's what's going on with Ryan Hall.

01:02:24.000 He doesn't really need it, though. 0.99

01:02:25.000 They don't even fuck with him on the ground. 0.93

01:02:26.000 But that's why he's so good, because his striking is good. 0.96

01:02:29.000 They can't get him matchups.

01:02:30.000 They can't get close to Ryan Hall, because he'll throw head kicks at you. 0.99

01:02:34.000 And he's throwing shit, and he's staying on the outside. 0.99

01:02:36.000 So Ryan Hall stuck it out. 1.00

01:02:38.000 He didn't quit. 0.99

01:02:38.000 He could have easily quit MMA, and just said, fuck it, I'm running my jiu-jitsu school, and made 50k a month. 0.99

01:02:45.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:02:45.000 I root for that guy. 1.00

01:02:46.000 But he stuck it out.

01:02:46.000 He stuck it out, and now what's happening, you're seeing the rise of Ryan Hall right now.

01:02:49.000 Kind of.

01:02:50.000 They can't get him matches.

01:02:51.000 There's no marketing.

01:02:52.000 It's too scary. 1.00

01:02:53.000 No, he'll rip your fucking ankle off. 1.00

01:02:55.000 Yeah, because he doesn't need to take you down. 1.00

01:02:57.000 This fight is heating up.

01:02:58.000 Davi Ramos just clipped Islam with a big right hand. 0.86

01:03:00.000 Oh, did he?

01:03:01.000 Yeah.

01:03:02.000 He's dangerous, man.

01:03:04.000 Hey, back to Verdum, though.

01:03:05.000 Verdum, top five of all time, I think.

01:03:07.000 If you look at his record, what he's done, top five.

01:03:09.000 He doesn't get enough credit.

01:03:11.000 Before his last few fights, I would have put him at number one.

01:03:13.000 I had him number one until he lost.

01:03:15.000 When he beat Cain Velasquez, you've got to think, okay, here's a guy who beat Fedor, Noguera, and Cain Velasquez, three of the greatest of all time, submitted all of them.

01:03:26.000 I mean, how do you not have that guy number one?

01:03:29.000 And people forget, too, when he fought Travis Brown on Fox, it was like the third or fourth big Fox fight, that was Travis Brown in his prime.

01:03:35.000 I think Travis ranked like three in the world, and Verdun dismantled him.

01:03:40.000 Is Travis done?

01:03:40.000 Have you talked to him?

01:03:41.000 No, I don't mean him don't speak.

01:03:43.000 I don't know.

01:03:45.000 I think he works for Ronda.

01:03:47.000 I think he helps her with her merch and stuff.

01:03:50.000 They're good, man.

01:03:51.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:03:52.000 I think...

01:03:53.000 Yeah, there's plenty of money.

01:03:55.000 There's no need to fight.

01:03:56.000 No, no need to get punched in the face.

01:03:57.000 But I think with Verdum, man, he was so good.

01:04:01.000 He's my favorite, man.

01:04:03.000 I always loved Verdum.

01:04:05.000 He was so nice.

01:04:06.000 It took him a while to get going.

01:04:07.000 It took him a while.

01:04:08.000 It was a hard transition. 0.98

01:04:09.000 Because when he first started Fabrice Verdum, his striking was like, oh shit, I got to get this fight to the ground. 0.94

01:04:15.000 Well, he came in. 0.94

01:04:16.000 Now he's a legit Muay Thai.

01:04:18.000 Are you kidding me?

01:04:19.000 Amazing.

01:04:19.000 Knocked out Mark Hunt.

01:04:20.000 Yeah.

01:04:22.000 He's amazing.

01:04:23.000 Remember when Junior knocked him out?

01:04:24.000 Remember when Junior KO'd him with an uppercut?

01:04:27.000 That's when Junior, like, burst on the scene.

01:04:29.000 Yeah.

01:04:30.000 Oh, God, I forgot about that uppercut.

01:04:32.000 Yeah, dude.

01:04:33.000 Junior was an assassin when he was first fighting.

01:04:36.000 And then you're seeing that, too.

01:04:38.000 Another guy who didn't give up and he keeps pushing.

01:04:41.000 And little by little, that striking's getting deadly.

01:04:43.000 Vinny Magalas.

01:04:44.000 BJ Penn on the streets.

01:04:45.000 Don't forget about Vinny Magalas.

01:04:48.000 Because that guy...

01:04:50.000 Woo! 0.99

01:04:50.000 Look at this! 0.99

01:04:51.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:04:52.000 Davi Ramos is throwing some heat, son. 1.00

01:04:54.000 He's looking for the takedown.

01:04:56.000 Can he get it?

01:04:57.000 Dude, Vinny Magalhães pulled guard twice in the same night with two victories in that PFL. Vinny's a freak, man.

01:05:05.000 Dude, he pulled guard twice in one night and got two victories.

01:05:09.000 Yeah, he'd be lost in that finals.

01:05:11.000 You know what?

01:05:11.000 That million dollar finals.

01:05:12.000 You know what?

01:05:12.000 He learned a lot from that, dude.

01:05:14.000 Have you seen him lately?

01:05:17.000 Dude, he's so...

01:05:18.000 He's shredded.

01:05:19.000 He got his cardio together.

01:05:21.000 He's a scary dude, man.

01:05:23.000 And he's like, Fabrice, he just keeps going.

01:05:25.000 He doesn't give up. 0.99

01:05:26.000 And little by little, he's fucking knocking dudes out with head kicks. 0.99

01:05:29.000 You can't sleep on Vinny. 0.99

01:05:31.000 No, he's elite.

01:05:32.000 How old is Vinny now?

01:05:34.000 I would say 34. So he's right there.

01:05:37.000 He burst on the UFC and just wasn't ready.

01:05:39.000 Wasn't ready.

01:05:40.000 Yeah, striking wasn't ready.

01:05:42.000 His problem has always been cardio. 0.69

01:05:45.000 And I always tell him, I go, dude, once you conquer your cardio problem, you're going to be fucking hard to deal with for anybody. 0.84

01:05:52.000 That was a good left hand of the body by Makachev.

01:05:55.000 He's mixing it up.

01:05:56.000 That was a slick move.

01:05:58.000 He's been throwing them all to the head, and Dobby put his hands up and he went right to the ribcage.

01:06:07.000 This is an interesting fight, man.

01:06:09.000 Very interesting.

01:06:10.000 It's not a cakewalk, is it?

01:06:11.000 Is this the second round?

01:06:12.000 Yes.

01:06:13.000 They haven't been on the ground at all, right?

01:06:15.000 No.

01:06:15.000 No, I'd love for it to go to the ground, though.

01:06:19.000 No, I mean, both guys have tried, too, which is interesting, that Makachev tried to bring it to the ground.

01:06:25.000 Is it just Anik and Dominic Cruz doing the company?

01:06:28.000 Yeah, just two-man crew.

01:06:30.000 God, Anik, go home.

01:06:32.000 They got that guy going everywhere.

01:06:35.000 Kids, go home, dude.

01:06:36.000 Give him a break.

01:06:37.000 This is his gig, man.

01:06:39.000 No, he loves it.

01:06:40.000 I don't think he was in China for Zhang Weili. 1.00

01:06:43.000 Oh, shit! 0.99

01:06:44.000 You know what? 1.00

01:06:47.000 Did he catch him or was he going for a takedown?

01:06:49.000 It's hard to tell.

01:06:50.000 It was hard to tell there.

01:06:54.000 How about Wei Li Zhang?

01:06:55.000 Or Zhang Wei Li?

01:06:57.000 That chick? 1.00

01:06:58.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:59.000 The one who just fucked up. 1.00

01:07:00.000 Starts Andrade. 1.00

01:07:02.000 I didn't see the fight.

01:07:03.000 Was it legit or luck? 0.99

01:07:04.000 Oh, that beat the shit out of her. 0.99

01:07:07.000 40 seconds. 0.96

01:07:08.000 She's just an amazing striker or what? 0.99

01:07:10.000 She's a killer, man. 1.00

01:07:10.000 She's a fucking straight killer. 1.00

01:07:11.000 20 in one. 1.00

01:07:12.000 She's like 20 in a row. 0.99

01:07:13.000 She's a monster. 1.00

01:07:14.000 She caught her with a right hand, hurt her, and then finished her off. 1.00

01:07:16.000 Was she in one FC? I don't know.

01:07:19.000 She's beating bitches up somewhere. 1.00

01:07:22.000 Maybe. 0.99

01:07:22.000 I don't think so. 0.99

01:07:23.000 I've got to be honest.

01:07:23.000 I've never heard of her until then.

01:07:25.000 I was like, oh, Andrade's going to steamroll her.

01:07:26.000 Oh, really?

01:07:27.000 No.

01:07:27.000 I've seen her fight, man.

01:07:29.000 I don't follow women's fighting that deep. 1.00

01:07:31.000 She's fucking solid. 0.99

01:07:32.000 I don't care. 0.99

01:07:32.000 You need to change that. 0.99

01:07:33.000 Did people get mad at you when you were talking shit about the strawweight division? 0.97

01:07:37.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:07:38.000 I'm sure.

01:07:38.000 I don't care.

01:07:39.000 I don't care.

01:07:40.000 I have a fight show, and then if it's...

01:07:42.000 Kind of, I have a fight.

01:07:43.000 It's like a lifestyle show, and then I'm like, oh, there's fights this weekend.

01:07:46.000 I know who she is.

01:07:46.000 Andraj for the win.

01:07:48.000 That's how I cover it.

01:07:49.000 This is...

01:07:50.000 But Davi Ramos is pushing the pace here.

01:07:52.000 I mean, Davi's the one who's constantly moving forward here, and he's trying to counter and throw these explosive bombs, but Islam is using good footwork and good movement. 0.99

01:08:02.000 And you know what, Davi's right eye is cut.

01:08:04.000 Yep, nice movement there in the clinch. 0.99

01:08:07.000 Davi's just coming up short.

01:08:09.000 He's throwing that jab and then the big right hand, but Makachev's moving just enough away.

01:08:14.000 That's like fight IQ, and he's popping that jab at him.

01:08:18.000 It's a real technical fight.

01:08:20.000 Very.

01:08:20.000 Well, that's how Makachev fights, man.

01:08:22.000 His whole game is...

01:08:24.000 And he's only 27. That's the other thing about Makachev. 0.99

01:08:26.000 Dude, that's why I think in the main event with Khabib, you know how Khabib will fuck around a little bit and play the ego game and strike with you? 0.89

01:08:32.000 I think his dad's in his corner now. 0.84

01:08:34.000 He's like, we ain't doing that.

01:08:35.000 We're not taking any of these risks.

01:08:37.000 And he listened to his dad.

01:08:38.000 So I think you can get a full onslaught of Khabib grappling. 1.00

01:08:41.000 There's also this fucking heat, man. 0.97

01:08:43.000 Dominic Cruz is the hottest place on earth. 0.99

01:08:46.000 That's not exactly what he said, Joe.

01:08:48.000 Let's be honest.

01:08:49.000 He said something in that arena.

01:08:53.000 Something like that.

01:08:56.000 Something like that.

01:09:00.000 Look at C. Davi, he's swinging these punches, but his entry is short.

01:09:05.000 Dude, he landed a hammer fist on his forehead.

01:09:07.000 How old is Ramos?

01:09:08.000 32. So Islam's 27, Davi's 32. He's just like, in his entry, it's a lot of these guys, particularly like jiu-jitsu guys, even if they develop power, they don't necessarily spend a lot of time on footwork.

01:09:25.000 Footwork is so crucial for your ability to move in and move out.

01:09:28.000 Did you see Campbell versus Lomachenko?

01:09:30.000 Yes.

01:09:31.000 Woo! 0.99

01:09:32.000 That's all footwork, baby.

01:09:33.000 Good fight, though.

01:09:34.000 Campbell brought it, man.

01:09:35.000 Yes, he did.

01:09:36.000 That wasn't a cakewalk.

01:09:37.000 I think footwork is overrated.

01:09:39.000 It's hilarious.

01:09:41.000 It took you two seconds.

01:09:43.000 I'm a little faded.

01:09:45.000 I was like, what's happening right now, Eddie?

01:09:47.000 It's not about footwork, dude.

01:09:49.000 Footwork's everything, man.

01:09:50.000 Footwork's everything.

01:09:52.000 One of the interesting things about watching a guy with really good footwork is you can see his opponent doesn't necessarily know how he caught him with that left hand.

01:10:01.000 Dude, he did get dropped.

01:10:02.000 That dropped him.

01:10:03.000 Dude, it dropped him and then he went for a takedown.

01:10:07.000 Good acting.

01:10:08.000 Yeah.

01:10:09.000 Well, he was in the area.

01:10:11.000 It was like survival reaction.

01:10:13.000 But Makachev definitely landed more.

01:10:15.000 That was a big shot, though. 0.99

01:10:16.000 Davi's fucking dangerous, man. 0.99

01:10:18.000 But look, it's becoming more of a striking fight. 1.00

01:10:21.000 Look how fucking... 0.99

01:10:22.000 He's got his mouth open too, man. 1.00

01:10:24.000 That's how hot it is in that joint.

01:10:25.000 I'd love to see him just grapple.

01:10:27.000 I can't understand why they don't have better AC. Dude, they should have like those misters that they have at like Universal Studios.

01:10:32.000 You know those misters?

01:10:33.000 Oh, while you're waiting in line?

01:10:35.000 How cool would that be? 1.00

01:10:36.000 Well, then everybody would be greasy as fuck. 0.99

01:10:37.000 And they'd be wet. 1.00

01:10:38.000 They'd be terrible for grappling.

01:10:39.000 But they're all sweaty anyway, man.

01:10:41.000 I mean, how much wet are they going to get? 0.99

01:10:43.000 Nobody wants to see that shit on the ground anyways. 1.00

01:10:45.000 Yeah, bro. 1.00

01:10:46.000 Stand and bang.

01:10:48.000 Oh.

01:10:48.000 Stand him up!

01:10:51.000 It's so...

01:10:52.000 Oh! 0.60

01:10:53.000 Oh! 0.60

01:10:54.000 Oh! 0.60

01:10:55.000 Oh! 0.60

01:10:56.000 Oh! 0.60

01:10:57.000 Oh! 0.60

01:10:59.000 Wow!

01:11:00.000 Dude, that's some ground and pound.

01:11:01.000 That's some ground and pound right there.

01:11:03.000 That's that combat thombo ground and pound, son. 0.99

01:11:05.000 Goddamn, son. 1.00

01:11:06.000 Damn! 1.00

01:11:07.000 Look, he's going to London right there. 1.00

01:11:10.000 He's busted up.

01:11:10.000 Oh, look at that.

01:11:11.000 He's going to London right there.

01:11:12.000 Look at that.

01:11:12.000 Let's see if he can pull anything off, man.

01:11:14.000 I mean, he's got to be exhausted right here.

01:11:15.000 Yeah, look, Makachev pulls right out.

01:11:17.000 Pops right out of there.

01:11:19.000 So greasy.

01:11:20.000 Yeah, so greasy.

01:11:21.000 Let's see if Davi can pull something off, though.

01:11:22.000 Dude, he's gonna go for a triangle.

01:11:23.000 How many of these guys, traditional jiu-jitsu guys, are embracing rubber guard?

01:11:28.000 How many of them have come to you to try to learn some of this stuff because of the fact...

01:11:32.000 It's like the best thing to do when you're in a position where someone's really greasy. 1.00

01:11:35.000 You actually have control of your own leg.

01:11:38.000 And you can control someone's body.

01:11:40.000 And, you know, still it helps if they're greasy.

01:11:42.000 Not that many people are coming to me.

01:11:43.000 It's crazy.

01:11:44.000 Not that many.

01:11:46.000 I would imagine like this.

01:11:47.000 This is not a bad idea, but it's not as good.

01:11:51.000 Yeah, if you're still doubting if Rubber Guard is legit, go to the Instagram, Rubber Guard Assassins.

01:11:56.000 Go to that, and then just look at those clips, and then tell me if it's legit or something.

01:12:01.000 That's a dope Instagram page, Rubber Guard Assassins.

01:12:04.000 I'm there every day.

01:12:05.000 Yeah, that's just a reminder.

01:12:07.000 That's one of my spots I go to every day to see what's up.

01:12:11.000 Callan's on his way, by the way.

01:12:12.000 Allegedly.

01:12:13.000 Callan's at the cheese store right now, sniffing.

01:12:16.000 He's helping a friend move or something.

01:12:18.000 Cheese sounds good right now, dude.

01:12:19.000 What are you playing, Jamie?

01:12:21.000 Oh, was that an early knockout?

01:12:23.000 That was that guy who I said got starched.

01:12:24.000 Dude, his legs were shaking.

01:12:25.000 Did you see his legs?

01:12:26.000 He hit him right behind the ear. 0.94

01:12:27.000 Dude, his legs were vibrating.

01:12:29.000 Yeah, man.

01:12:29.000 Remind that equilibrium.

01:12:31.000 That happens, son.

01:12:32.000 Yeah, it does. 0.55

01:12:34.000 Filthy, though.

01:12:35.000 You know, when Valentina Shevchenko head kicked Jessica Ai, dude, she was down and out for so long, and her legs were doing this little twitching thing, like this here. 0.99

01:12:46.000 Sound like a bat.

01:12:48.000 That girl, Valentina Shevchenko, you know, I was talking to Gaston Bolanos.

01:12:53.000 He came backstage to my show in San Francisco, and we were talking, and he said something that I totally agree with.

01:12:58.000 He said she might have one of the highest IQs, fight IQs, in any division. 0.98

01:13:03.000 Male, female. 0.89

01:13:05.000 100%.

01:13:05.000 She's so good.

01:13:07.000 She's so goddamn good. 0.98

01:13:09.000 She's setting her up with that body kick. 1.00

01:13:10.000 Whack! 1.00

01:13:11.000 Whack! 1.00

01:13:12.000 And then...

01:13:12.000 Look at that!

01:13:13.000 Right off the coconut.

01:13:15.000 She's so good.

01:13:16.000 On that left arm.

01:13:17.000 But look at the Russian's left elbow. 0.81

01:13:20.000 Not in a good spot for Davi.

01:13:22.000 He needs to get that elbow in before he goes for an elbow.

01:13:24.000 Is Davi a good guard player?

01:13:26.000 You know what?

01:13:27.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:13:30.000 He's known for strangling people and arm bars and shit. 0.98

01:13:34.000 His top game's super high level, but I haven't really seen him fight off his back. 0.99

01:13:40.000 Yeah, he's struggling here.

01:13:42.000 A little wrist control.

01:13:44.000 Let's see what he's got.

01:13:44.000 Looking for the Kimura.

01:13:45.000 Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

01:13:47.000 Leg going through.

01:13:47.000 Uh-oh, uh-oh.

01:13:48.000 There it is.

01:13:48.000 Look at that.

01:13:49.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:13:50.000 He almost had it. 1.00

01:13:51.000 Sneaky.

01:13:51.000 That was sneaky.

01:13:52.000 I like that.

01:13:53.000 Setting him up for the Kimura on the right arm, but going for the armbar on the left.

01:13:55.000 Yep.

01:13:56.000 Hey, Joe, has Don McCruz talked to you about coming back and fighting?

01:13:59.000 Yes, he's on his way.

01:14:00.000 Yeah.

01:14:01.000 Yeah, he's coming back.

01:14:02.000 He's trying to get a fight with Sahudo.

01:14:04.000 Triple C. It's a great fight. 1.00

01:14:05.000 Yeah, and they're talking a lot of shit to each other. 1.00

01:14:08.000 That's a huge fight. 0.99

01:14:10.000 So who has to fight Benavidez?

01:14:12.000 He does?

01:14:13.000 That's what Dana said.

01:14:13.000 25?

01:14:14.000 Yeah.

01:14:14.000 Or vacate.

01:14:15.000 The only problem with that is, like, what if someone gets injured?

01:14:18.000 What if Benavidez gets injured?

01:14:20.000 True.

01:14:20.000 See, this is interesting right here, because Davi has control of his leg.

01:14:25.000 And Islam's on top of him. 1.00

01:14:26.000 Not much time to work for Davi, man.

01:14:28.000 Not looking good.

01:14:29.000 Yeah, I think a decision loss.

01:14:31.000 Well, this is why you realize why Islam is a 400 once hit. 1.00

01:14:34.000 I don't have to pay you 20 bucks today, right?

01:14:36.000 You don't have to pay you 20 dollars at all.

01:14:38.000 It's just kind of fun in the moment.

01:14:39.000 What?

01:14:39.000 Pay the money, bro.

01:14:41.000 No.

01:14:41.000 This is nonsense.

01:14:42.000 It's not fair.

01:14:43.000 People are watching.

01:14:44.000 Minus 400?

01:14:45.000 People are watching.

01:14:46.000 Like, really?

01:14:47.000 I don't have to pay?

01:14:48.000 Are you serious?

01:14:48.000 Let's just keep tabs.

01:14:49.000 Are you serious?

01:14:50.000 What does Dobby do here, Eddie? 0.96

01:14:52.000 Tell me what to do.

01:14:53.000 If you were in Dobby's corner...

01:14:55.000 Mission Control, Dead Orchard.

01:14:57.000 Dead Orchard?

01:14:58.000 Really?

01:15:00.000 Is that hard to do on Slippery Folk?

01:15:02.000 Dude, Dead Orchard is the most common submission in Jiu Jitsu, a submission from your back.

01:15:12.000 The history of jujitsu.

01:15:14.000 Really?

01:15:14.000 There's more Dead Orchard arm bars than any other kind of arm bar from the garden, any kind of style of grappling.

01:15:22.000 There's Dead Orchard arm bars going on all day everywhere around the world.

01:15:28.000 There's an Instagram called Dead Orchard Society.

01:15:31.000 Dude, they're everywhere.

01:15:32.000 And you don't see like regular traditional arm bars anywhere these days.

01:15:36.000 When was the last time you seen an arm bar from the guard in Abu Dhabi?

01:15:39.000 I could think of two.

01:15:41.000 Shondi Ribeiro, he's got a good close guard arm bar, and Crone Gracie.

01:15:45.000 That's it.

01:15:46.000 That's it.

01:15:47.000 You never see arm bars from the guard.

01:15:49.000 And this is Nathan Orchard's invention.

01:15:51.000 Did he get really good at it?

01:15:53.000 Yep.

01:15:53.000 He invented it?

01:15:54.000 Yep.

01:15:54.000 That's amazing.

01:15:55.000 It's amazing when one guy finds a move that's so effective. 1.00

01:16:02.000 Nathan Orchard is a bad motherfucker, dude. 1.00

01:16:05.000 29, 28. Bang! 1.00

01:16:06.000 Look at that.

01:16:07.000 So, pretty clearly, Islam won this fight. 1.00

01:16:10.000 Yeah.

01:16:11.000 Yeah.

01:16:12.000 10th Planet Seattle, Nathan Orchard.

01:16:14.000 Just a little shout out.

01:16:15.000 Sorry about that.

01:16:16.000 I'm sorry.

01:16:16.000 Who's running Portland?

01:16:18.000 That's Phil Schwartz. 1.00

01:16:19.000 That's another fucking monster. 1.00

01:16:22.000 Dude, we got monsters everywhere, dude. 1.00

01:16:24.000 All over the world.

01:16:24.000 Isn't it crazy?

01:16:25.000 All over the world. 1.00

01:16:26.000 All that shit started out of the Bomb Squad. 0.99

01:16:27.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:16:28.000 Crazy.

01:16:29.000 Remember?

01:16:29.000 Back in the day, son.

01:16:30.000 Dude, I got killers all over the goddamn world every day I wake up. 0.99

01:16:35.000 I'm like, how the fuck did that happen? 1.00

01:16:37.000 You know who looks fucking great? 0.99

01:16:38.000 Ralph. 0.98

01:16:40.000 Ralph.

01:16:40.000 Ralph Waring.

01:16:41.000 Look at you, following Ralph.

01:16:43.000 I follow Ralph.

01:16:44.000 I talked to him.

01:16:45.000 10th Planet Berlin.

01:16:46.000 Old school dude.

01:16:47.000 I used to hate rolling with that guy.

01:16:49.000 He was way bigger back then, too.

01:16:51.000 He's leaned out.

01:16:53.000 He's shredded.

01:16:54.000 You see the picture that he posted?

01:16:55.000 55 years old?

01:16:56.000 Yeah.

01:16:56.000 Full six pack.

01:16:58.000 Shredded back.

01:16:59.000 He's a super athlete.

01:17:00.000 And constantly working.

01:17:02.000 Constantly training.

01:17:04.000 Ralph was, before the whole leg lock revolution, Ralph and Victor and Amir, they were all training with CSW and Josh Barnett and Eric Paulson.

01:17:18.000 They were my leg lock guys.

01:17:20.000 I had a leg lock crew.

01:17:22.000 I thought I was balls deep in the leg locks.

01:17:24.000 The last time Victor caught me, he caught me with a heel hook.

01:17:27.000 Yeah, those are my leg lock guys. 0.95

01:17:30.000 And then when the leg lock revolution busted out, I realized, shit, I'm not doing enough leg locks. 0.61

01:17:34.000 I thought I was doing plenty with leg locks. 0.99

01:17:37.000 We were heel hooking all the goddamn time in Tenth Planet. 0.99

01:17:39.000 But then once EBI took off, I realized, oh shit, I'm not doing enough leg locks. 0.99

01:17:46.000 I thought I was, but I'm not. 0.99

01:17:48.000 So I fixed that shit. 0.99

01:17:52.000 What's that dude telling him what to say? 0.99

01:17:54.000 Call somebody out, probably.

01:17:56.000 Don't forget to thank the prince. 1.00

01:17:58.000 I'm paying you shit, Brandon. 1.00

01:18:00.000 No, you don't owe me shit. 1.00

01:18:01.000 You owe him 20 bucks. 1.00

01:18:02.000 I don't give a fuck about that shit. 1.00

01:18:04.000 How come you're so aggressive about not paying? 1.00

01:18:06.000 I don't pay bets.

01:18:09.000 What are you going to do?

01:18:10.000 Nothing, dude.

01:18:11.000 Let me go back to your back since this is over already because I'm very curious about this. 0.93

01:18:14.000 I'm going to poke you in the back. 1.00

01:18:15.000 Has anybody ever gotten that disc replacement thing and then gone into athletics?

01:18:21.000 Gone back?

01:18:22.000 That's a good question.

01:18:23.000 I don't know.

01:18:24.000 I'm trying, man.

01:18:25.000 I'm rolling with little dudes.

01:18:27.000 I'm trying to get in there. 0.98

01:18:28.000 I'm trying to get my shit together. 0.90

01:18:32.000 When you're teaching jujitsu, when you're teaching and you're not rolling, there's a big difference, man. 0.99

01:18:40.000 Because if you're not rolling, there's so much shit that you forget.

01:18:46.000 When you roll, every time I'm rolling, even when it's like little blue belts and stuff, I'm like, oh, I remember that little transition. 0.95

01:18:53.000 I got to teach that.

01:18:54.000 Oh, I remember that one.

01:18:56.000 Oh, I remember this.

01:18:57.000 I remember that.

01:18:58.000 Because if you're not rolling, dude, it's like if you're teaching and you're not rolling, all your experience is just like plateaued.

01:19:06.000 That's it.

01:19:06.000 You don't...

01:19:08.000 It's so hard to evolve and progress if you're not rolling.

01:19:13.000 Man, I'm just trying to roll just to keep my teaching evolving.

01:19:18.000 Relative.

01:19:19.000 Once you stop rolling, dude, you're frozen in time.

01:19:23.000 It's like teaching a language but not talking.

01:19:26.000 Exactly.

01:19:27.000 It's so important.

01:19:28.000 You gotta keep rolling.

01:19:31.000 Physically, I'm probably not supposed to be rolling, but a couple times a week, like twice a week I roll.

01:19:40.000 Have you had your back looked at since you said that it's in pain?

01:19:42.000 I'm afraid. 0.99

01:19:43.000 You're afraid like some shit's loose? 1.00

01:19:45.000 I'm afraid. 0.99

01:19:46.000 How do you feel right now sitting there?

01:19:50.000 Right now I'm fine.

01:19:51.000 Doesn't hurt?

01:19:51.000 Right now, when it hurts is if I stand for too long.

01:19:55.000 Remember back in the day at the Comedy Store when I would stand?

01:19:57.000 They'd go, where's Eddie at?

01:19:58.000 And Joe would go, oh, he's sitting down somewhere. 1.00

01:20:00.000 His back's fucked up. 0.99

01:20:01.000 I couldn't stand for more than 15 minutes. 1.00

01:20:04.000 This was for years.

01:20:06.000 This was like early 2000s.

01:20:09.000 Where's Eddie?

01:20:10.000 Joe would say, he's sitting down somewhere.

01:20:11.000 Early 2000s, he couldn't stand.

01:20:15.000 I can't stand in one spot for more than 15-20 minutes without my back freezing up.

01:20:21.000 It's tough.

01:20:22.000 So when I'm teaching now, I'm teaching, and if I'm just standing around teaching, within a half an hour, I've got to sit down and start stretching my hamstrings.

01:20:31.000 Because you get tired.

01:20:32.000 What do you do?

01:20:33.000 Now, let me ask you this.

01:20:34.000 If you strengthen all those muscles, like significantly strengthen all those muscles in your back.

01:20:38.000 Listen, man, this place is open to you anytime you want to use it.

01:20:41.000 There's a reverse hyper machine.

01:20:42.000 There's a bunch of back things.

01:20:44.000 It's inflammation that I'm dealing with.

01:20:46.000 It's not weak muscles.

01:20:48.000 It's inflammation.

01:20:49.000 I understand, but some of that can be mitigated by these machines.

01:20:51.000 Take painkillers?

01:20:52.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:20:53.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:20:54.000 And then the other thing is sauna. 1.00

01:20:56.000 Anytime you want to use a sauna here, go sit in that sauna.

01:20:59.000 That'll reduce inflammation big time.

01:21:01.000 You know what helps the most is when I jump in a pool and I swim.

01:21:06.000 Take the weight off of it?

01:21:08.000 It's like the coolness of the pool.

01:21:10.000 It's like doing cardio in a pool, dude. 0.95

01:21:13.000 When I'm doing sprints and I'm dead tired and I'm out at the pool, I'm in a fucking pool and I'm automatically being cooled off in a pool. 0.93

01:21:22.000 It's the best for me. 0.94

01:21:23.000 Swimming is everything for me right now.

01:21:25.000 Did you see that football player who went in the cryo chamber and didn't wear the booties?

01:21:29.000 And he stayed in there for like four minutes?

01:21:30.000 Yeah, we were talking about that right before the podcast.

01:21:32.000 Oh, really?

01:21:32.000 Yeah, the guy, what is his name, Jamie?

01:21:34.000 Antonio Brown. 1.00

01:21:35.000 He got cut today because he's an asshole, but he's the best player in the game. 1.00

01:21:39.000 He's not better than Odell Beckham Jr., okay? 1.00

01:21:42.000 Shut the fuck up about Antonio Brown, right? 0.97

01:21:45.000 Stats beg to differ. 0.99

01:21:46.000 The best catch of all time, the best catch in NFL history was by who?

01:21:52.000 The Giants receiver, Tyree.

01:21:54.000 David Tyree.

01:21:54.000 No, no, no, no.

01:21:55.000 Odell Beckham, when he goes back with one hand in the end zone like this.

01:22:00.000 But the homeboy did in the Super Bowl.

01:22:01.000 Come on, man.

01:22:02.000 No, no, that's the best catch in NFL history.

01:22:04.000 That's Odell Beckham.

01:22:05.000 Bring a jumper in case he gets cold inside in the van here.

01:22:09.000 Is that really what they said during the UFC fan experience?

01:22:13.000 Yeah, I think they made this arena specifically for UFC events.

01:22:17.000 They're going to take someone and drag them into the woods with a camel. 0.99

01:22:20.000 Oh, dude.

01:22:21.000 You mean the sand.

01:22:22.000 Drag them into the sand.

01:22:23.000 Yeah, there's no woods out there. 1.00

01:22:24.000 Someone's getting fucked up. 0.98

01:22:25.000 They might make their own woods out there. 0.99

01:22:27.000 Do you know Abu Dhabi, they make it rain there once a year?

01:22:29.000 On purpose.

01:22:30.000 Once a year?

01:22:31.000 No, excuse me.

01:22:31.000 Once a week.

01:22:32.000 They cloud seed.

01:22:33.000 Once a year.

01:22:34.000 52 times a year.

01:22:35.000 That's unreal.

01:22:35.000 They built their own islands, too, yeah?

01:22:37.000 Yeah, they did.

01:22:39.000 That's Dubai, actually.

01:22:40.000 Is it?

01:22:40.000 Dubai has a crazy island that's shaped like the world.

01:22:46.000 Yeah, like a palm tree.

01:22:47.000 But it's like each one of them represents the different continents.

01:22:51.000 That's right.

01:22:51.000 Yeah, it's really kind of crazy.

01:22:53.000 But some of them are melting, right?

01:22:54.000 Like the sand, like the water's taking them away.

01:22:56.000 People have these huge cribs on them. 0.89

01:22:58.000 You can't really fight nature.

01:22:59.000 Do they have hurricanes in that area?

01:23:01.000 I do not.

01:23:01.000 I don't think so.

01:23:03.000 I do not think so.

01:23:04.000 Did you hear people were criticizing Tyler Perry?

01:23:07.000 Because Tyler Perry sent a bunch of resources down to the Bahamas, a bunch of supplies, but he did it in his private jet.

01:23:13.000 He sent his own jet filled with products.

01:23:16.000 And people were like, you know, that's the height of celebrity ignorance.

01:23:19.000 You're using a private jet and it's contributing to global warming. 0.98

01:23:23.000 I'm like, how the fuck do you think that they're going to get these things down there? 0.69

01:23:30.000 Listen, Eve Edwards, UFC legend Eve Edwards, he's from the Bahamas. 0.95

01:23:35.000 Yes.

01:23:36.000 And he's trying to rally as many people as possible to help.

01:23:41.000 To go down there?

01:23:42.000 Go to Eve.

01:23:43.000 It's at Thug Jiu Jitsu on Instagram.

01:23:46.000 Thug Jitsu.

01:23:47.000 Thug Jitsu.

01:23:48.000 At Thug Jitsu on Instagram.

01:23:50.000 If you want to donate and help the people out.

01:23:52.000 Is it a GoFundMe?

01:23:54.000 It's some kind of donation.

01:23:56.000 Dude, have you seen the drone footage of that island, that Abaco Island? 1.00

01:24:01.000 Dude, it looks like a bomb got dropped on that motherfucker. 1.00

01:24:03.000 Wow, look at that. 1.00

01:24:04.000 That's crazy.

01:24:05.000 That looks like the flag.

01:24:05.000 Look at that.

01:24:06.000 There you go.

01:24:06.000 Thug Jitsu Master.

01:24:09.000 Thug Jitsu Master.

01:24:10.000 But it missed Florida, right?

01:24:11.000 It went right past Florida.

01:24:12.000 Yeah.

01:24:13.000 But it was on the way to Alabama, according to Trump.

01:24:15.000 Did you see that?

01:24:16.000 No.

01:24:17.000 Where Trump drew, like, they told Trump, Trump said it's on the way to Alabama, and they're like, no it's not.

01:24:22.000 So he shows a map of the hurricane, and then with a sharpie, he had drawn a line, like, headed towards Alabama.

01:24:29.000 He's fantastic.

01:24:30.000 He's like, look, look.

01:24:31.000 He's fantastic. 1.00

01:24:31.000 And they're like, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:24:34.000 Dude, people were watching, looking at the picture, like Kyle Kalinske had it up on his Instagram, howling, howling at this. 0.99

01:24:41.000 Like, Trump just added a Sharpie.

01:24:42.000 He just drew an extra line.

01:24:45.000 It's classic.

01:24:45.000 But, Jamie, didn't you say it may or may not be, like, against the law, what he did?

01:24:51.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:24:51.000 It's, like, against the law to alter a federal forecast or something like that?

01:24:56.000 You know what? 1.00

01:24:57.000 That's all bullshit. 1.00

01:24:58.000 Fuck that. 1.00

01:25:00.000 That's just fucking bullshit. 1.00

01:25:02.000 What is that on CNN? They're talking shit on Trump? 1.00

01:25:04.000 No, everywhere. 1.00

01:25:05.000 I know on CNN they're all over Trump for that shit. 1.00

01:25:10.000 They need to shut the fuck up at CNN. Fox News is making fun of it too, dude. 1.00

01:25:15.000 Fuck Fox News too. 1.00

01:25:17.000 No, look, Eddie, everyone was making fun of it. 1.00

01:25:19.000 He literally drew a line.

01:25:21.000 It's just funny.

01:25:22.000 The guy didn't want to be proven wrong.

01:25:23.000 He said that it was going to Alabama.

01:25:25.000 The forecasters did not say it was going to Alabama.

01:25:28.000 It's hilarious.

01:25:29.000 So he took a piece of paper with the forecast and drew an extra little line, a little loop, headed towards Alabama.

01:25:36.000 It's just funny, Eddie.

01:25:37.000 Do you know that island that got hit?

01:25:38.000 Look, look, look.

01:25:41.000 Look at the Sharpie line.

01:25:43.000 Look at the bubbles.

01:25:43.000 He's like, look, see, I told you.

01:25:46.000 The forecast.

01:25:47.000 Look, there's an extra little bubble.

01:25:48.000 How does he not have people around like, dog, they ain't gonna fly, man.

01:25:51.000 Some people are gonna see this.

01:25:52.000 The people around him will not deny that he did it.

01:25:56.000 Do you know that island that got hit?

01:25:58.000 Do you know that...

01:26:02.000 The conspiracy theory.

01:26:03.000 I don't know if it's right.

01:26:04.000 Oh, no.

01:26:04.000 There's conspiracy on hurricanes hitting?

01:26:06.000 Yeah.

01:26:07.000 Wow, what are they?

01:26:08.000 This is weird. 1.00

01:26:09.000 Conspiracy theory is so crazy and the Epstein and all that shit. 1.00

01:26:11.000 It's so crazy. 1.00

01:26:12.000 No, no.

01:26:13.000 With hurricanes and hurricanes.

01:26:15.000 Epstein, I'm with you. 0.99

01:26:16.000 With Epstein happening, dude, you guys got to be open to fucking everything. 0.98

01:26:19.000 Okay, tell us about the hurricane, Eddie. 0.99

01:26:21.000 Tell us about the hurricane, Eddie.

01:26:23.000 I don't know, man. 1.00

01:26:24.000 You guys don't want to hear about that shit. 0.99

01:26:26.000 I've never heard one of hurricane. 1.00

01:26:28.000 I believe in Epstein. 0.99

01:26:29.000 I believe in fucking a ton of stuff. 0.99

01:26:31.000 I don't know, man. 0.99

01:26:32.000 Oh, Eddie.

01:26:34.000 You guys...

01:26:35.000 He got mad about Trump.

01:26:38.000 He's a Trump supporter. 1.00

01:26:40.000 Trump trying to fucking save this country and the fucking crazy left is trying to fucking... 1.00

01:26:53.000 This is a simplified narrative, but I see what you're saying. 1.00

01:26:58.000 Paul Felder.

01:26:59.000 Here we go.

01:27:00.000 Paul Felder. 1.00

01:27:03.000 Paul Felder is a big fucking lightweight. 0.99

01:27:06.000 I love the shorts too. 0.99

01:27:07.000 Keep them high and tight, bro.

01:27:09.000 Yeah, I don't know why anybody would wear shorts that are loose because it gives someone an opportunity to grab them.

01:27:14.000 Yes.

01:27:15.000 Also just mobility.

01:27:17.000 Boxers wear them so bad.

01:27:19.000 Why would loose shorts mean you could grab them?

01:27:21.000 Because people just do grab them.

01:27:23.000 It doesn't mean you can.

01:27:23.000 But it's illegal.

01:27:24.000 It's illegal, but they do.

01:27:25.000 But nobody grabs tights. 0.99

01:27:27.000 I mean, if someone grabs tights, they literally- I'll grab motherfucking tights. 0.98

01:27:30.000 Dude, check out the lifts for loose shorts. 1.00

01:27:31.000 I'll grab tights.

01:27:32.000 You're grabbing my loose-ass pants? 0.84

01:27:34.000 I'm going to grab your tights. 0.99

01:27:35.000 That's what happened in Metamorris, too. 1.00

01:27:37.000 There was like a big fucking- It was some bullshit-ass legal shit going on with that. 1.00

01:27:42.000 Because I was wearing pants, and Hoyler was wearing tights. 0.99

01:27:46.000 They said, since you're wearing pants, Hoyler can grab them- And I said, okay, if he could grab my pants, I'm gonna grab his shorts.

01:27:54.000 No, you can't grab shorts.

01:27:55.000 I'm like, he's grabbing my pants.

01:27:57.000 Why can't I grab his shorts?

01:27:58.000 Because the shorts are form-fitting.

01:28:00.000 And your pants are loose.

01:28:02.000 Hey, Jamie, can you bring up Barbosa's last few fights?

01:28:05.000 No, no, no. 0.99

01:28:06.000 It doesn't make any sense that I was in the middle of all that shit. 0.99

01:28:09.000 They were doing everything to try to get you to lose. 0.99

01:28:10.000 Dude, it was some crazy shit where I had to go at the very end. 1.00

01:28:14.000 I'd go, okay, you could grab my motherfucking pants and I won't grab your fucking shorts. 1.00

01:28:18.000 It got to that. 1.00

01:28:19.000 Is that how you left it? 1.00

01:28:20.000 I'm like, grab my motherfucking pants! 0.99

01:28:22.000 Because I was trying to make it legal for him to grab my pants because they weren't form-fitting, but I couldn't grab his shorts because they were form-fitting. 0.99

01:28:30.000 Did you ever find out how bad his knee is?

01:28:33.000 Bro, his knee, I will never forget that.

01:28:35.000 Sitting there, because I was live.

01:28:37.000 I was right there.

01:28:38.000 I was watching you wrench his knee sideways, and I was just going...

01:28:41.000 I was thinking he's going to tap any second now, and it's going...

01:28:47.000 Yeah.

01:28:48.000 He didn't tap. 1.00

01:28:48.000 That shit popped all over the place. 1.00

01:28:50.000 He's an animal. 1.00

01:28:51.000 And he wouldn't tap.

01:28:52.000 He's an animal.

01:28:53.000 The fact that he didn't tap.

01:28:54.000 It's been tough for him.

01:28:55.000 Lost three of those last four.

01:28:58.000 Shark Winnie?

01:28:59.000 That has to be fake, right?

01:29:01.000 No.

01:29:01.000 He got KO'd.

01:29:02.000 Who the fuck is Shark Winnie? 0.99

01:29:03.000 Who is Shark Winnie? 1.00

01:29:05.000 Click on Shark Winnie.

01:29:05.000 The Dan Hooker fight.

01:29:07.000 That's fake, bro.

01:29:08.000 What do you mean it's fake?

01:29:10.000 Barboza vs Winnie. 0.79

01:29:11.000 He never headlined in March 30th.

01:29:12.000 That's fake.

01:29:13.000 What?

01:29:14.000 Dude, look at Bruce Buffer's jacket!

01:29:16.000 Who's Shark Winnie?

01:29:17.000 That's the greatest jacket ever.

01:29:18.000 Is it fake?

01:29:20.000 It's a fake.

01:29:21.000 It's fake, Joe.

01:29:21.000 Yeah, because his last fight, he knocked out Dan Hooker, right?

01:29:24.000 Is that real?

01:29:26.000 There's no guy named Dan Hooker.

01:29:28.000 Justin Gagey KO'd him in his last fight.

01:29:31.000 Yeah.

01:29:32.000 This is kind of a crossroads for Barboza. 0.64

01:29:34.000 Someone fucked with Wikipedia and got us to say it. 0.97

01:29:38.000 They got us. 0.98

01:29:39.000 Enjoy it, fellas.

01:29:40.000 Who won their first match?

01:29:41.000 I'm lost.

01:29:42.000 Felder lost.

01:29:44.000 Barboza lit him up.

01:29:45.000 Decision.

01:29:45.000 Barboza lit him up.

01:29:46.000 Good fight, though.

01:29:47.000 Bro, he was hitting him with this switch kick.

01:29:49.000 With everything.

01:29:49.000 That was literally like he was moving through time.

01:29:52.000 This is kind of a crossroads for Barboza.

01:29:54.000 You look at his kind of...

01:29:55.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:29:56.000 Crossroads for Felder, too, man.

01:29:57.000 Felder got beat by Mike Perry.

01:29:59.000 Broke his arm.

01:30:00.000 Had to get his arm bolted together again.

01:30:02.000 Was that his last fight?

01:30:04.000 That's his last fight, right?

01:30:05.000 Mike Perry.

01:30:06.000 Feld is going to be fine, though, as a commentator.

01:30:08.000 Oh, he's a great commentator.

01:30:09.000 I love him as a commentator.

01:30:10.000 His mind is so sharp, too.

01:30:12.000 Smart dude.

01:30:12.000 He's not having any problems at all.

01:30:14.000 And he's got a fucking chin like a piece of rock. 0.99

01:30:17.000 He also looks like Stephen King. 1.00

01:30:18.000 What a dumb description. 1.00

01:30:18.000 A piece of rock? 1.00

01:30:20.000 Oh, I saw It 2 last night.

01:30:22.000 How was it? 0.98

01:30:23.000 Fucking legit, man. 0.98

01:30:24.000 Was it? 0.98

01:30:24.000 The ending, a little dicey. 0.98

01:30:25.000 Stephen King? 0.99

01:30:26.000 I heard it sucked. 0.98

01:30:28.000 From who? 0.99

01:30:29.000 I don't know.

01:30:30.000 Probably saying people that hated Dave Chappelle's comedy special. 1.00

01:30:32.000 Yeah, fucking damn. 1.00

01:30:34.000 People hated Dave Chappelle's comedy special? 1.00

01:30:37.000 Yes.

01:30:37.000 Who did?

01:30:38.000 The critics.

01:30:38.000 Social media.

01:30:39.000 Did you hear what happened?

01:30:39.000 Well, social media.

01:30:40.000 No, no, no.

01:30:41.000 They hated it?

01:30:42.000 The critics, this is what happened. 0.99

01:30:43.000 It's ridiculous.

01:30:44.000 On Rotten Tomatoes. 0.90

01:30:44.000 Dude, that was so good. 0.90

01:30:45.000 So good.

01:30:46.000 The critics put it on Rotten Tomatoes, and Rotten Tomatoes only let five critics judge it, and they gave it a 0%.

01:30:52.000 They didn't have it open to the public, and people were furious.

01:30:55.000 Okay, here we go.

01:30:56.000 The fight started.

01:30:57.000 Then they opened it up to the public. 0.99

01:30:58.000 It got 99%, which fucking nothing gets. 1.00

01:31:00.000 Dave Chappelle crushed that shit. 1.00

01:31:02.000 Of course. 1.00

01:31:03.000 It's Dave Chappelle.

01:31:05.000 So Paul Felder, ooh, look at that, right away. 1.00

01:31:07.000 Oh, shit! 0.99

01:31:08.000 But Barboza right away with that. 1.00

01:31:09.000 We throwing spin and shit? 0.98

01:31:09.000 That low calf kick, and then Felder brings it back. 0.98

01:31:13.000 Hey, was it because of that LBGT bit? 0.98

01:31:16.000 Oh, yeah, that's definitely a lot of it.

01:31:18.000 Felder just touched him with, oh, there's that switch kick.

01:31:21.000 These boys ain't trying to go to the judges, are they?

01:31:24.000 That switch kick that Barboza throws is the best in the game. 0.98

01:31:27.000 His switch kick to the body is fucking insane. 0.97

01:31:30.000 Dude, Barboza's tan is way better than Felder's. 0.99

01:31:32.000 It's a lot better.

01:31:33.000 Look at that tan.

01:31:35.000 Felder's that Philly white boy, man. 1.00

01:31:37.000 Felder's putting that fucking pressure on him, huh? 1.00

01:31:39.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:31:39.000 That low calf kick. 1.00

01:31:40.000 Everybody's throwing that. 1.00

01:31:41.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:31:42.000 Felder's throwing heat. 0.99

01:31:43.000 Barboza has a speed advantage for sure.

01:31:45.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.

01:31:46.000 But he has it over almost everybody.

01:31:48.000 He's so fast.

01:31:49.000 Were they ever on the ground in their first fight?

01:31:51.000 I don't believe so.

01:31:52.000 I don't think so.

01:31:53.000 I think it was mostly a lot of this.

01:31:55.000 That'd be tragic.

01:31:57.000 Felder's not taking anybody down.

01:31:58.000 He cracks with everybody.

01:32:00.000 Look at this, though.

01:32:01.000 He's trying to take him down.

01:32:03.000 He might just be threatening him. 0.99

01:32:04.000 Also, because it's hot as fuck out there. 0.97

01:32:05.000 He's trying to wear him out. 0.98

01:32:07.000 I don't think it's that hot out there, man.

01:32:09.000 I think you're blowing it out of proportion.

01:32:11.000 Well, Dominic Cruz said it's 120. Oh, there's blood.

01:32:14.000 Someone's got blood.

01:32:15.000 Look, it's all over Barboza's left arm.

01:32:18.000 There's Felder cut.

01:32:20.000 Hashtag in Abu Dhabi.

01:32:22.000 Nice.

01:32:23.000 Where's that?

01:32:24.000 It's right there.

01:32:25.000 That's important to them. 0.99

01:32:27.000 The ring looks like a goddamn NASCAR. Oh, in the ring. 0.99

01:32:30.000 In the cage.

01:32:31.000 Oh! 0.60

01:32:32.000 Ooh, left hook over the top.

01:32:33.000 Where is the...

01:32:34.000 Ooh, that leg kick in the game. 1.00

01:32:36.000 Goddamn. 0.99

01:32:37.000 Felder's just eating those. 0.99

01:32:39.000 Checked it, though.

01:32:40.000 Ooh! 0.96

01:32:41.000 Left hand.

01:32:42.000 Bro!

01:32:42.000 Somebody's going to drop.

01:32:43.000 Someone's getting knocked out.

01:32:44.000 That left hook connect, son.

01:32:46.000 Felder is bound and determined to get this back.

01:32:49.000 And after he got KO'd by Gaethje, he thinks that Barboza is ripe for the picking, I think.

01:32:54.000 It's fair thinking.

01:32:55.000 Who got knocked out by Gagey?

01:32:57.000 Barboza did.

01:32:58.000 He did.

01:32:59.000 Gagey starched him. 0.84

01:33:01.000 He stepped right to him and pounded his face with a right hand.

01:33:03.000 Then they're doing Gagey cowboy song.

01:33:07.000 What do you think about that?

01:33:07.000 That's a fight night.

01:33:08.000 Okay, so Felder's cut, and it looks like he's cut on the forehead.

01:33:12.000 Oh! 1.00

01:33:13.000 Fuck! 1.00

01:33:14.000 Oh, he checked that one, though. 1.00

01:33:15.000 Dude, he checked it with his left leg.

01:33:17.000 Yeah, that's how you do it.

01:33:18.000 How weird is that?

01:33:19.000 No, no, no, it's not.

01:33:20.000 But look at the body shot that landed.

01:33:21.000 Is that how you do it?

01:33:22.000 You can.

01:33:23.000 You certainly can. 1.00

01:33:23.000 Dude, look at his fucking ribs now, though. 1.00

01:33:26.000 Yeah, but the way he checked it, the shin slammed right into the thick, heavy part of the bone below the knee. 0.99

01:33:33.000 That's where Chris Weidman broke Anderson Silva's leg.

01:33:37.000 Dude, that's a disadvantage of having a skin color like Bill Burr. 0.99

01:33:40.000 Anything that hits, you can fucking see. 0.99

01:33:42.000 So he's saying he got head-butted. 0.99

01:33:44.000 He's shaking his head.

01:33:46.000 What is he saying?

01:33:47.000 What is he saying?

01:33:48.000 Are they going to bring a doctor in here?

01:33:50.000 He was talking.

01:33:50.000 That's so weird.

01:33:52.000 What is he saying?

01:33:54.000 It's above it.

01:33:55.000 So he's checking the cut because it's coming into his eyes.

01:33:58.000 Not really.

01:33:59.000 That's a fine cut.

01:34:02.000 I don't get it.

01:34:02.000 What's going on?

01:34:05.000 Let's see what happened.

01:34:06.000 Oh, 100% headbutt.

01:34:08.000 100% right there.

01:34:10.000 So what are they going to say?

01:34:11.000 Are they just going to let him fight?

01:34:11.000 But I don't understand why he took that little break down.

01:34:14.000 He wanted to let everybody know that it was a headbutt.

01:34:17.000 I think Herb wanted to check on it, too.

01:34:20.000 But he was motioning to check, to say something.

01:34:24.000 Oh, interesting.

01:34:24.000 He was alerting Herb.

01:34:27.000 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:34:28.000 I'm telling you if Felder can land that fucking left, man. 0.99

01:34:33.000 Well, Barboza is almost purely a stand-up fighter. 0.98

01:34:37.000 When you're almost purely a stand-up fighter, so is Felder, and you've had a few knockouts.

01:34:43.000 Is Barboza still a purple belt?

01:34:46.000 I don't know.

01:34:47.000 I don't know what his jiu-jitsu is like.

01:34:48.000 He's got to be a black belt by now.

01:34:50.000 You think so?

01:34:51.000 He's got to be.

01:34:52.000 He's been in the mix for like eight years.

01:34:55.000 He's threatening with the spin.

01:34:57.000 He's under Ricardo Alameda, right?

01:34:58.000 If you look at his hips, he's looking to spin.

01:35:01.000 See that right hip?

01:35:02.000 He keeps setting up with his right hip. 1.00

01:35:04.000 Who's got a better wheel kick than that motherfucker? 1.00

01:35:06.000 He's got the best wheel kick ever. 1.00

01:35:08.000 Against Adam?

01:35:08.000 Remember that?

01:35:09.000 That was the first ever wheel kick KO in the UFC. He's got the best switch kick for sure.

01:35:14.000 I've never seen a switch kick better.

01:35:16.000 Ever.

01:35:16.000 Even in Muay Thai, I've never seen someone with a faster switch kick.

01:35:20.000 And it's also powerful, man.

01:35:22.000 You ever see when Mark Henry's holding pads for him and he hits that switch kick?

01:35:25.000 It's like, correct!

01:35:27.000 Like a baseball bat.

01:35:29.000 Correct!

01:35:30.000 He's feeling good now.

01:35:32.000 He sees all the blood.

01:35:33.000 It's a fun fight.

01:35:34.000 Running down Felder's face.

01:35:35.000 He's feeling good now. 0.99

01:35:38.000 Yeah, Felder's in an interesting situation because he's a fucking dangerous guy for sure. 0.96

01:35:42.000 He's a tough fight for anybody. 0.98

01:35:44.000 But his face is busted up.

01:35:46.000 But can he be a world champion?

01:35:48.000 And if he can't, is he going to eventually just step back and just commentate?

01:35:53.000 Ooh, Barboza with a good luck.

01:35:54.000 I would imagine if, let's say he gets KO'd in this, I would imagine it goes through his head.

01:35:59.000 Well, I could probably just...

01:36:00.000 Be a commentator.

01:36:01.000 He's so good at it.

01:36:02.000 I think Barboza hurt his leg right there.

01:36:04.000 I don't like the way he wobbled after Felder checked that kick.

01:36:07.000 I think Barboza's right leg's in a little bit of trouble.

01:36:10.000 Because he wobbled.

01:36:11.000 And I don't like how he's moving.

01:36:12.000 Which leg, Joe?

01:36:13.000 His right leg.

01:36:14.000 His right leg. 0.99

01:36:15.000 He threw a kick and Felder checked it perfectly and Barboza had that little, oh fuck, I hurt my shin wobble. 0.90

01:36:21.000 And now he hasn't thrown it and he's moving away. 0.96

01:36:23.000 He's moving tenderly.

01:36:24.000 Now let me ask you something.

01:36:25.000 Wow, look at that monster. 0.96

01:36:28.000 Seasoned Muay Thai professional fighters, can they still get their leg kick checked and it hurts?

01:36:40.000 Yes.

01:36:41.000 It still hurts.

01:36:42.000 You can't get to the point where it doesn't hurt no more?

01:36:44.000 Because the nerves are dead, right?

01:36:45.000 No, no, no.

01:36:46.000 But the muscle.

01:36:46.000 Well, there's all tissue around it.

01:36:48.000 What about the banana trees?

01:36:48.000 But there's all this stuff.

01:36:49.000 Banana trees are easy, dude. 0.99

01:36:51.000 I could kick the fuck out of a banana tree. 0.98

01:36:53.000 So even seasoned Muay Thai fighters will still feel pain in their shin if it gets caught wrong? 0.99

01:36:59.000 Most of it they feel on the outside of the shin.

01:37:01.000 The bone in the shin gets what's called calcified, right? 0.99

01:37:04.000 So you have these micro-fractures that are happening all over your shin as you're clashing shins and hitting heavy bags and hitting sandbags and all that shit gets dead. 0.99

01:37:12.000 But what doesn't get dead is all the shit around it. 1.00

01:37:15.000 So when you get caught on that shit? 1.00

01:37:17.000 Yes. 1.00

01:37:17.000 All that, like here. 1.00

01:37:19.000 Like this kind of shit here. 0.99

01:37:20.000 I always thought, is there a point where your leg just doesn't feel shit? 0.99

01:37:24.000 Well, your leg meet leg. 0.95

01:37:26.000 Up here, up top, there's always vulnerable.

01:37:29.000 Particularly like Ernesto Hoost, he used to target right above the knee.

01:37:33.000 So no matter how much experience you have, if you get hit in the right spot, it hurts.

01:37:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:37:37.000 Especially a guy like Hoost.

01:37:39.000 Good God. 1.00

01:37:40.000 Yeah, like Marboza, such a fucking leg kick asaurus. 1.00

01:37:44.000 He's such a monster with his leg kicks. 1.00

01:37:45.000 There's that switch. 0.98

01:37:46.000 Look at that switch.

01:37:47.000 He's lighting those ribs up.

01:37:49.000 He's checking it, though. 0.99

01:37:50.000 And every time he checks it, Barbosa's going to step back because you can snap your fucking shin. 0.99

01:37:55.000 And he's checking it with his knee. 0.99

01:37:57.000 Khabib's next? 0.62

01:37:58.000 Yeah, Khabib's next. 1.00

01:38:00.000 Damn. 0.99

01:38:00.000 I can't wait for that fight. 0.99

01:38:01.000 What happened?

01:38:02.000 That was two hours.

01:38:03.000 Quick.

01:38:03.000 I know.

01:38:04.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:38:05.000 There he goes. 1.00

01:38:05.000 Spin to the body. 1.00

01:38:07.000 Felder with a kick to the body.

01:38:09.000 See, Felder's like one step behind.

01:38:10.000 I think if you're going to beat Barboza like the way Gaethje did it, you've got to literally throw yourself into the fire.

01:38:16.000 Didn't Khabib take Barboza down and smash him?

01:38:19.000 Smash him. 0.93

01:38:20.000 So did Kevin Lee. 0.87

01:38:21.000 You've got to wrestle him.

01:38:22.000 You can't sit here and play this game.

01:38:24.000 Well, if you do sit here and play this game, you've got to do it the way Gaethje does. 0.70

01:38:27.000 Gaethje goes out.

01:38:28.000 He runs into the fire like he's made out of asbestos. 0.99

01:38:31.000 He just fucking throws himself into it. 1.00

01:38:33.000 He makes it a fucking brawl. 1.00

01:38:34.000 Yeah, he makes it a horrific... 1.00

01:38:35.000 You can't sit on the outside and trade with him.

01:38:37.000 You can't sit on the outside.

01:38:39.000 Exactly.

01:38:40.000 So this is... 1.00

01:38:41.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:38:41.000 What? 1.00

01:38:42.000 What?

01:38:43.000 We've never seen that before.

01:38:45.000 Great double.

01:38:46.000 Good timing.

01:38:46.000 Look at this.

01:38:47.000 He wants to steal this round.

01:38:49.000 Paul's lighting him up with some elbows down there.

01:38:51.000 And Felder's double grape fighting him up from the bottom.

01:38:54.000 But it doesn't matter.

01:38:55.000 He's still winning the round now.

01:38:56.000 It does matter because Paul cut him.

01:38:58.000 If the round ends, it doesn't matter.

01:38:59.000 Paul opened him up bad.

01:39:01.000 It doesn't matter.

01:39:02.000 If the round ends now...

01:39:03.000 But it's three minutes to go.

01:39:04.000 3.30 to go.

01:39:05.000 He did cut him, though.

01:39:06.000 He cut him bad.

01:39:07.000 Did he cut him from the bottom?

01:39:08.000 Yes.

01:39:08.000 What?

01:39:09.000 He's bleeding bad.

01:39:10.000 Yeah, Susan went down there. 0.90

01:39:11.000 Elbow. 1.00

01:39:12.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:39:14.000 Have we seen Felder play guard? 1.00

01:39:16.000 Ladies and gentlemen.

01:39:17.000 Oh, it's Brian Calvin!

01:39:20.000 A.K.A. the actor.

01:39:23.000 Come sit down.

01:39:24.000 A.K.A. the actor.

01:39:26.000 Where's your wine?

01:39:27.000 You want some whiskey, B? Where's the cheese?

01:39:30.000 You want some whiskey, B? You want a little whiskey?

01:39:32.000 I mean, I like blends.

01:39:34.000 I like blends.

01:39:35.000 If you're going to push me, I'll do it.

01:39:36.000 You like what?

01:39:37.000 Blands?

01:39:37.000 It's blends.

01:39:38.000 Oh.

01:39:39.000 You still have your makeup on from acting?

01:39:42.000 I do.

01:39:43.000 Didn't you wipe it off?

01:39:43.000 It looks good.

01:39:44.000 I did.

01:39:44.000 Dude, my skin's 29 now.

01:39:46.000 You should hire someone to do that all day.

01:39:48.000 I know, dude.

01:39:48.000 I have 29. Dude, I have a sheen and tight skin, dude.

01:39:52.000 Look at this!

01:39:53.000 Arm bar from the bottom.

01:39:54.000 Felder. 1.00

01:39:55.000 Felder's a bad motherfucker, man. 1.00

01:39:57.000 Look at this. 1.00

01:39:57.000 This is a bloodbath! 1.00

01:39:59.000 It is a bloodbath. 1.00

01:40:00.000 I'm going to say a lot of stuff that, you know, just general shit. 0.99

01:40:02.000 Look how bad Barboza's leaking. 0.99

01:40:04.000 Look how bad he's leaking on his leg. 0.99

01:40:05.000 I'm telling you, that elbow from the bottom fucked him up, man. 0.99

01:40:07.000 Hey, B, there you go. 0.99

01:40:08.000 Thanks, you're the best, buddy.

01:40:09.000 You're a pusher.

01:40:10.000 You're a bit of a pusher. 0.92

01:40:11.000 No, I just want you to join the fun. 0.95

01:40:13.000 Woo, this is a bloodbath.

01:40:15.000 This is the second round.

01:40:16.000 This is the best fight of the card so far.

01:40:18.000 It's been amazing. 1.00

01:40:18.000 Dude, look at the mouth behind his fucking ear. 1.00

01:40:20.000 Yeah, look at that, man. 1.00

01:40:21.000 Good God.

01:40:22.000 Oh! 0.60

01:40:22.000 Right hand. 0.60

01:40:24.000 Barboza's having a hard time seeing.

01:40:27.000 This is getting hot.

01:40:29.000 I remember I was at the cage side of the first fight, and he had such red welts on his body.

01:40:34.000 Felder looks like such an Allen.

01:40:36.000 I don't know if this is a synchronicity.

01:40:38.000 You were there for the first fight?

01:40:39.000 I was there for the first fight.

01:40:39.000 Where was that one at?

01:40:40.000 I can't remember, but I could hear it go whack.

01:40:42.000 I think it was Vegas.

01:40:42.000 It had to have been Vegas.

01:40:43.000 Yeah.

01:40:44.000 I was going to say you wouldn't travel.

01:40:45.000 How weird is it that all this This blood starts spilling when a savage walks in the room.

01:40:50.000 How weird is that?

01:40:51.000 Oh! 0.60

01:40:52.000 A savage like Brian. 0.71

01:40:53.000 Dude, I like being called a savage.

01:40:54.000 You walk in and all this blood spills.

01:40:56.000 What's going on?

01:40:57.000 Oh! 0.60

01:40:57.000 Felder just caught him. 0.60

01:40:59.000 Felder just caught him.

01:41:00.000 That was a hard shot.

01:41:01.000 Dude, Felder's about to win this fight.

01:41:03.000 Third round, Barbosa's getting hot. 0.98

01:41:05.000 He's melting.

01:41:06.000 Oh, oh, oh!

01:41:07.000 Look at this.

01:41:08.000 Felder's coming on strong.

01:41:09.000 Yeah!

01:41:10.000 Made of iron.

01:41:11.000 124 to go.

01:41:12.000 Dude, he's a Philly boy.

01:41:13.000 Felder's so hard to hurt.

01:41:15.000 He's so hard to hurt. 0.99

01:41:16.000 White people are going crazy all over the world right now. 0.98

01:41:19.000 Philly's finest, bro. 0.99

01:41:21.000 I'm going hard for him. 1.00

01:41:26.000 White people are going crazy. 1.00

01:41:29.000 Boom. 1.00

01:41:30.000 That's a nice whiskey.

01:41:31.000 Isn't that nice?

01:41:32.000 It's the best.

01:41:33.000 You don't need to mix it with anything.

01:41:35.000 This whiskey is like, you can drink it straight.

01:41:37.000 This is my go-to when I go to a bar.

01:41:39.000 Oh, Felder's right arm is hurting him.

01:41:41.000 He ate that because he went like this with his arm in a stiff way.

01:41:45.000 He ate that switch kick.

01:41:46.000 Yeah, and he's trying to hit him with an elbow now.

01:41:48.000 Oh, look at this.

01:41:49.000 Oh! 0.60

01:41:49.000 Oh, you're right. 0.60

01:41:50.000 He's kind of winked.

01:41:51.000 Yeah, it's hurt.

01:41:51.000 See how it's like hanging low?

01:41:53.000 He ate that switch kick on the arm.

01:41:55.000 Dude, Barboza kicks so hard. 1.00

01:41:57.000 If you catch that shit on your triceps. 1.00

01:41:59.000 Hey, these two are fucking each other up. 1.00

01:42:01.000 Fuck yeah, they are. 1.00

01:42:01.000 This is a great fight. 1.00

01:42:02.000 Great fight.

01:42:03.000 Felder Theater Major, for those of you guys wondering.

01:42:05.000 Yeah, brilliant man.

01:42:06.000 Yes, he is.

01:42:07.000 Look at that.

01:42:07.000 Deep, deep on the shot.

01:42:08.000 Deep on the shot.

01:42:09.000 Nothing. 1.00

01:42:10.000 Damn. 0.99

01:42:11.000 People get twisted that they think Barboza has horrible takedown defense. 1.00

01:42:14.000 He just fights fucking monsters. 1.00

01:42:16.000 Do you think those guys in the white get mad if blood gets on them? 1.00

01:42:18.000 I was going to say, there's Dominic Cruz.

01:42:19.000 No, I bet they like a little color.

01:42:21.000 Oh, the guys back there, the Saudis. 1.00

01:42:23.000 Yeah.

01:42:23.000 The princes.

01:42:25.000 Are they princes if they're wearing that?

01:42:26.000 No, but they do.

01:42:27.000 I guarantee there's some money in that group right there.

01:42:29.000 I just assume they're all princes.

01:42:30.000 But there's a hundred princes then.

01:42:33.000 Is there a hundred different places for a guy to be a prince?

01:42:35.000 Oh, they're in Saudi Arabia.

01:42:36.000 No, Abu Dhabi.

01:42:38.000 Come on, bro.

01:42:39.000 Second round.

01:42:39.000 I assume they're all princes.

01:42:41.000 They all drive Lambos.

01:42:42.000 Bro, Barboza's exhausted.

01:42:44.000 And have toilet glasses.

01:42:45.000 Hey, Barboza's with ATT? When did that switch take place?

01:42:48.000 Oh, that's right.

01:42:49.000 He went to Florida.

01:42:50.000 He moved back down to Florida.

01:42:52.000 After a couple of losses?

01:42:53.000 No, I think he was his family.

01:42:56.000 I think he wanted to be...

01:42:57.000 I think his family's down there.

01:42:59.000 I think it had to do with something about also being able to travel back and forth easily to Brazil.

01:43:03.000 Who is the guy in this corner, the guy with the tattoos?

01:43:05.000 What's his name?

01:43:07.000 Great takedown.

01:43:07.000 Or Marcos de Mata?

01:43:09.000 I think that's who it is, yeah.

01:43:10.000 Parampa?

01:43:11.000 No, that's not the good one.

01:43:12.000 How do you say that?

01:43:13.000 Parampa?

01:43:13.000 Oh!

01:43:14.000 Look at that hook. 0.90

01:43:15.000 Look at that hook. 0.90

01:43:19.000 Here we go, round three. 0.85

01:43:20.000 I gotta piss.

01:43:21.000 Don't.

01:43:21.000 Go piss, man.

01:43:21.000 Stay right here.

01:43:22.000 Run, run.

01:43:23.000 Brian Callen's the expert here.

01:43:25.000 That's right, buddy.

01:43:26.000 Duke Rufus just gave him a kiss.

01:43:28.000 You don't laugh. 1.00

01:43:29.000 He's an expert, asshole. 1.00

01:43:31.000 Thank you. 1.00

01:43:31.000 God, so rude. 1.00

01:43:32.000 I know.

01:43:33.000 He's outrageous. 1.00

01:43:34.000 Silly, silly, Brendan. 1.00

01:43:35.000 Sorry, I come from the set, guys. 0.99

01:43:36.000 Sorry about my makeup, and I'm feeling a little emotional.

01:43:38.000 Are you emotional because you've been acting?

01:43:40.000 I've been acting.

01:43:40.000 Do you drain?

01:43:42.000 I'm so drained right now.

01:43:43.000 Recite one line.

01:43:44.000 Did you?

01:43:45.000 No, no, no.

01:43:45.000 I'm not allowed to.

01:43:46.000 You'll have to watch the show, sir.

01:43:47.000 Schooled.

01:43:48.000 Wednesday nights at 8.30.

01:43:49.000 Let's wait until after the round.

01:43:50.000 Then he can do his set.

01:43:52.000 Boom.

01:43:52.000 Kick to the bottom.

01:43:53.000 Oh.

01:43:54.000 Barboza looks tired, man.

01:43:55.000 In between rounds, he looked very tired.

01:43:58.000 He's still throwing big bombs.

01:44:00.000 He's still got snapped.

01:44:02.000 Brian, apparently this is a new arena, and it's hot as hell.

01:44:05.000 They're saying that it's more than 120 degrees inside the arena, or it feels like it's 120 degrees.

01:44:11.000 Dry heat.

01:44:11.000 Dry heat, but still very hot.

01:44:12.000 I commentated for Pride in the year 2000. And we were in some Tokyo stadium and it was so fucking hot and humid. 0.89

01:44:22.000 I had a suit with a coat. 0.90

01:44:23.000 I wouldn't take the jacket off because I was completely drenched on the inside.

01:44:29.000 They said, dude, you got to take your jacket off.

01:44:30.000 I'm like, dude, you don't want to see what's under this.

01:44:33.000 It looked like I jumped in a pool.

01:44:35.000 It was so hot.

01:44:37.000 Pride 10. Pride 10, dude.

01:44:39.000 You watch all those fights.

01:44:40.000 It was like 110 degrees.

01:44:42.000 Pure humidity.

01:44:43.000 It was death.

01:44:45.000 Go back and watch those fights.

01:44:46.000 That was when Henzo and Sakuraba went at it. 1.00

01:44:48.000 Remember that shit? 1.00

01:44:49.000 Yes, I do. 1.00

01:44:50.000 Felder just caught him with a right hand.

01:44:52.000 The legend goes in Saudi Arabia and Bahrain, places like this, at certain times of the year you can fry an egg on the pavement.

01:44:59.000 If it's been out there.

01:45:00.000 Felder pressing the pace here.

01:45:01.000 I wonder who's winning this fight.

01:45:03.000 You know, we've been talking.

01:45:05.000 You've been talking.

01:45:06.000 What about you, bro?

01:45:07.000 I've been watching.

01:45:10.000 I'm paying attention, bro.

01:45:11.000 I'm a fight connoisseur.

01:45:12.000 Yes, you are, dude.

01:45:13.000 And I didn't know you were that tatted out.

01:45:15.000 Well, I'm good at talking and watching.

01:45:18.000 I do that.

01:45:19.000 Yes, you are.

01:45:20.000 I watch and talk.

01:45:20.000 You do it for a living.

01:45:21.000 Sometimes.

01:45:22.000 I wouldn't say a living.

01:45:23.000 It's like a side job.

01:45:25.000 No way you were going to this fight, huh, Joe?

01:45:26.000 I'm not interested in getting all the way over there.

01:45:30.000 When I can do this with you guys?

01:45:31.000 That's right.

01:45:32.000 And be super close to home?

01:45:34.000 And do sets last night at the store?

01:45:36.000 Imagine when the fight's over and I'm like, oh my god.

01:45:39.000 Nice spinning back fist by Barbeau's guys.

01:45:40.000 I'm on the other side of the world.

01:45:41.000 I thought that might have been a wheel kick.

01:45:43.000 That flight's gonna suck. 0.95

01:45:45.000 He should throw the same thing with a wheel kick. 0.94

01:45:48.000 I bet you'd catch him. 0.96

01:45:48.000 The flight sucks and it sucks getting there and it sucks when your body is so confused. 0.96

01:45:53.000 Can you see Eddie? 0.96

01:45:53.000 Oh my god, these guys are colliding! 0.96

01:45:56.000 2.47 to go.

01:45:59.000 Who's winning the first round?

01:46:01.000 I'm saying early this third round.

01:46:03.000 Barbosa's clipped him with some shots, for sure.

01:46:05.000 What if Dana said, okay, we'll fly you to Abu Dhabi on a private jet with a king-size bed?

01:46:12.000 That's not good enough.

01:46:12.000 The problem is it does your body in.

01:46:14.000 And it still takes 16 hours. 1.00

01:46:16.000 King-size fucking bed? 1.00

01:46:18.000 Yeah, I got one of those at home, bro. 1.00

01:46:20.000 Some fighters can take just full shots, full back kicks, and just keep coming.

01:46:24.000 These two guys are made of metal.

01:46:26.000 Well, it depends on how it lands, man, and who's throwing it.

01:46:29.000 It doesn't matter who you are.

01:46:30.000 If it lands correctly, you ain't coming forward.

01:46:32.000 Yeah, that's one of those kicks.

01:46:33.000 It's just...

01:46:34.000 They're just so hard, though.

01:46:35.000 Your body's not designed to take that.

01:46:37.000 No matter who you are.

01:46:38.000 Left hand.

01:46:39.000 You can't get in better shape than that.

01:46:41.000 Felder hurt him with that left hand.

01:46:43.000 Oh, he did.

01:46:44.000 He hit him with the right hand, too.

01:46:46.000 Felder coming on strong, man.

01:46:48.000 Felder!

01:46:48.000 I'm an actor.

01:46:49.000 I'm telling you, that left hook's going to connect for Felder.

01:46:51.000 Felder's pushing it here.

01:46:53.000 God, Felder's a beast.

01:46:54.000 They better give this fight to Felder just because...

01:46:56.000 Well, who knows?

01:46:57.000 You didn't even see the first two rounds.

01:46:58.000 The blood coming off of Barboza.

01:47:01.000 Barboza's got to be...

01:47:02.000 But I'm with you, B. But I'm with you.

01:47:04.000 I'm liking how he's finishing strong, dude.

01:47:06.000 I would give it to Felder.

01:47:08.000 Oh, he's such a warrior.

01:47:09.000 Bates!

01:47:10.000 Take your pants off. 0.99

01:47:12.000 Based on white privilege, I'll give it to Melder.

01:47:16.000 Tim Meadows told me that him and Chris Farley used to play this, they'd do this bit where they pretended they were detectives and Chris Farley would be like, oh man, what do you think happened? 1.00

01:47:27.000 And Chris Farley would go, take your pants off, let me fuck your ass. 1.00

01:47:32.000 And I'd be like, why? 1.00

01:47:33.000 And he goes, because this is how we're going to figure out what happened.

01:47:37.000 It's so weird. 1.00

01:47:40.000 It's so stupid. 1.00

01:47:42.000 So stupid. 1.00

01:47:43.000 It reminds me of getting pumped. 1.00

01:47:47.000 Really?

01:47:48.000 That thing that we did.

01:47:49.000 Oh, that was the best.

01:47:50.000 You gotta play that. 1.00

01:47:51.000 Let me see your ass. 1.00

01:47:53.000 It's so good. 1.00

01:47:54.000 It's all round and muscular.

01:47:57.000 It's so easy.

01:48:00.000 Come on, bro. 0.98

01:48:01.000 It's so fucking good. 0.93

01:48:02.000 We just improvised that, too. 0.96

01:48:03.000 You gave me a thing, and I was like, so round and muscular.

01:48:06.000 Angie says, I gotta do squats. 0.99

01:48:07.000 I got a flat ass. 1.00

01:48:09.000 Angie says, what? 1.00

01:48:10.000 You got a great ass. 1.00

01:48:12.000 Dude, I fucking love that bit. 1.00

01:48:14.000 Yeah, it's all round and muscular. 1.00

01:48:15.000 Take your pants off. 0.99

01:48:16.000 Do you guys know that during, you know, when you guys start fucking during that bit, we're like... 0.99

01:48:20.000 Right? 0.89

01:48:23.000 When I used to DJ at a strip club, at strip clubs, dude, there was a part, there was a song by Enigma that was a super sexy, spiritual, atmospheric song.

01:48:36.000 Oh, don't let it take you down!

01:48:38.000 Don't let them take you down.

01:48:39.000 Stand up.

01:48:39.000 You gotta let me finish this.

01:48:40.000 Does that count?

01:48:41.000 Hold on.

01:48:42.000 It's almost over.

01:48:42.000 It's not good for the judges, though.

01:48:43.000 The fight's over.

01:48:44.000 The fight's over.

01:48:44.000 So what happened?

01:48:45.000 So when I'm at the strip club, and I'm playing this Enigma song, right, and there's this, it's like a Mia Culpa, very popular Enigma song.

01:48:55.000 It's like spiritual, and there's all these Gregorian chants, and it's so spiritual and sexy, and then the music drops out, and it's silent, and you hear a girl go, ah, ah.

01:49:11.000 Just for two seconds. 1.00

01:49:13.000 Every time I got to that part, every time it never failed, I'd always mix in you and fucking Brian Cowen in the ass. 1.00

01:49:20.000 So there's the girl going... 1.00

01:49:29.000 And the strippers hated that I did that. 1.00

01:49:32.000 They go, you don't do that. 1.00

01:49:33.000 But the manager loved it so much, he would tell the strippers, you shut the fuck up! 1.00

01:49:38.000 Go do some lap dances! 1.00

01:49:40.000 I did it every time. 1.00

01:49:42.000 I'd mix in you two fucking with Enigma, Mia Culpa. 1.00

01:49:46.000 We weren't really fucking, by the way. 0.99

01:49:47.000 It was fake.

01:49:47.000 What did you guys do?

01:49:48.000 I don't know about that, dude.

01:49:49.000 That was real to me.

01:49:51.000 I was drunk.

01:49:51.000 I don't remember.

01:49:52.000 I needed the money.

01:49:53.000 What was that for?

01:49:54.000 An album that I had.

01:49:56.000 I did an album on Warner Brothers in 99. Back in the Dizze, 20 years ago. 1.00

01:50:00.000 How many specials do you have, Joe?

01:50:02.000 Including albums.

01:50:04.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. Goddamn. 0.99

01:50:19.000 9 specials. 0.99

01:50:21.000 When are you going to drop the next?

01:50:23.000 I don't know, man.

01:50:23.000 No rush.

01:50:24.000 By 2020, 21?

01:50:27.000 I have a legit hour right now. 0.97

01:50:29.000 I'm doing these big arenas and shit, and it's all great. 0.93

01:50:34.000 I'm loving it. 0.96

01:50:35.000 I'm having fun.

01:50:36.000 And I'm just enjoying working on my act.

01:50:39.000 Instead of saying, oh, I've got to do an hour special within...

01:50:43.000 It's been almost one year since my last special dropped.

01:50:47.000 It'll be one year in October.

01:50:49.000 And so I think I'm going to wait another year before I even think about it.

01:50:53.000 Just tighten everything up. 1.00

01:50:55.000 Yeah, your shit's ripping already, though. 1.00

01:50:57.000 Yeah, everything's great, man. 1.00

01:50:58.000 But when I was talking to Jessel Neck, I was talking to Jessel Neck about his special.

01:51:00.000 He's such a monster. 0.96

01:51:01.000 He's a monster. 0.99

01:51:02.000 And he had a great take. 0.97

01:51:03.000 Felder won it!

01:51:04.000 Felder!

01:51:05.000 Felder won it!

01:51:06.000 Philly Pride.

01:51:07.000 Dude, Felder won it.

01:51:09.000 My man.

01:51:09.000 Talk about putting it all on the line, dude.

01:51:11.000 My man. 1.00

01:51:12.000 Fuck yes. 1.00

01:51:13.000 Look how happy he is. 1.00

01:51:14.000 Fuck yes. 1.00

01:51:14.000 We're all so happy for him, aren't we? 1.00

01:51:16.000 Yeah, I'm going to text him. 1.00

01:51:17.000 Fuck yes. 1.00

01:51:18.000 You know what, man? 1.00

01:51:18.000 I mean, he's had some hard times, man. 1.00

01:51:20.000 The Mike Perry fight was rough.

01:51:22.000 Broke his arm early.

01:51:24.000 Hung in there. 0.59

01:51:25.000 I mean, this is so cool, too, because Annick and Felder love each other.

01:51:28.000 It's great.

01:51:28.000 Oh, they do?

01:51:29.000 Oh, they're good friends.

01:51:30.000 We've done commentary together.

01:51:32.000 Oh, true. 0.99

01:51:32.000 John Annick is one of the nicest fucking guys alive. 0.99

01:51:34.000 I fucking love John Annick. 0.98

01:51:36.000 You're never going to find a single person who knows him that has a bad word to say about him. 0.98

01:51:39.000 I randomly text him about once a month.

01:51:42.000 Yeah.

01:51:42.000 He's a big better.

01:51:43.000 Oh, yeah, he is.

01:51:44.000 He is.

01:51:49.000 Brian, does he not look like Stephen King?

01:51:52.000 Am I crazy?

01:51:53.000 A little bit. 1.00

01:51:54.000 No, you're crazy. 0.99

01:51:55.000 Dude, that's a tough loss. 0.99

01:51:58.000 Well, listen, man.

01:52:00.000 Barboza's, you know, he's had some good ones and bad ones.

01:52:03.000 I always watch Barboza fight.

01:52:04.000 He's a great fighter, man. 0.99

01:52:05.000 And again, his switch kick is the fucking, that's the benchmark for everybody. 0.99

01:52:10.000 Look at him. 1.00

01:52:11.000 So happy.

01:52:12.000 Who won?

01:52:13.000 Felder. 1.00

01:52:13.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:52:14.000 Felder won. 1.00

01:52:16.000 With 29-28? 1.00

01:52:18.000 Damn. 1.00

01:52:18.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:52:18.000 I just sent him a text, man. 1.00

01:52:21.000 I love that guy.

01:52:22.000 He's such a good dude.

01:52:25.000 Yeah, I'm a huge fan.

01:52:27.000 I'm so happy for him.

01:52:34.000 He's right there, you know?

01:52:35.000 He's right there in the mix now.

01:52:36.000 Did you hear me just say that?

01:52:37.000 An actor.

01:52:37.000 Let's get him a job.

01:52:38.000 He said, otherwise, if I don't get top five, I'm an analyst.

01:52:41.000 I can be an actor.

01:52:43.000 Come get some school.

01:52:45.000 I tell him to slow down, redhead, with the whole acting thing. 1.00

01:52:48.000 Yeah, chill out.

01:52:49.000 Acting's not the answer.

01:52:50.000 How many guys are acting?

01:52:51.000 Acting's not the answer.

01:52:51.000 Andrew Santino's got all your parts.

01:52:53.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:52:53.000 Andrew Santino's got all your fucking parts. 1.00

01:52:55.000 And the guy from Homeland. 1.00

01:52:56.000 Santino's pretty good.

01:52:56.000 Got the other ones.

01:52:57.000 Yeah, it's tough.

01:52:59.000 I don't know.

01:53:00.000 He's not a real redhead, though. 0.95

01:53:02.000 He's a red beard.

01:53:04.000 He doesn't count.

01:53:05.000 Santino's a real redhead.

01:53:06.000 Look at his hair on the top of his head.

01:53:08.000 It's a brown.

01:53:08.000 How crazy is that?

01:53:10.000 It's almost like he dyes his beard red.

01:53:11.000 It's pretty cool.

01:53:12.000 He's more of a Celt. 0.96

01:53:13.000 He's an animal, though. 0.91

01:53:15.000 Santino's a real redhead with redhead aggression. 1.00

01:53:18.000 He's got everything. 0.98

01:53:18.000 All redheads are mean. 0.98

01:53:19.000 Are they? 0.98

01:53:20.000 He's an Italian redhead. 0.99

01:53:23.000 Santino is?

01:53:24.000 He's spicy.

01:53:24.000 Santino, he's a fire crush.

01:53:26.000 The Red Rocket.

01:53:27.000 Is he half red?

01:53:28.000 I mean half Italian, half Irish or something?

01:53:30.000 He's gotta be half. 1.00

01:53:31.000 He's a funny motherfucker. 0.99

01:53:34.000 Santino, I love going on the road with him too. 0.99

01:53:35.000 He's such a good guy.

01:53:36.000 I love Santino.

01:53:38.000 I love Santino.

01:53:39.000 Yeah, if you're coming to Detroit or Minneapolis, no.

01:53:43.000 Is that it?

01:53:43.000 No.

01:53:45.000 Detroit and Cleveland.

01:53:46.000 Detroit and Cleveland.

01:53:47.000 Santino's coming with me.

01:53:48.000 He opened up at Just for Last, right?

01:53:52.000 Just for Last is great.

01:53:52.000 Hilarious.

01:53:53.000 Yeah, he's an animal. 1.00

01:53:54.000 Good fucking dude, too. 1.00

01:53:56.000 He's just funny. 0.99

01:53:57.000 Solid, solid dude.

01:53:59.000 A little bit of a boozer.

01:54:01.000 Well, he has a podcast, the Whiskey Ginger, for God's sakes.

01:54:05.000 I heard him.

01:54:06.000 I shouldn't say anything.

01:54:07.000 All right, Brian, you're in time.

01:54:08.000 You're perfectly in time.

01:54:09.000 Dude, you made a main event.

01:54:11.000 Dude, you didn't come with cheese, and there's no Aoki pizza, but whatever.

01:54:15.000 I forgive both of you.

01:54:16.000 Yeah, we were trying.

01:54:16.000 I was already so late.

01:54:18.000 I was rushing.

01:54:18.000 Aoki pizza didn't even open until noon.

01:54:20.000 Oh, come on, Steve.

01:54:21.000 That would take like an hour.

01:54:22.000 So Aoki has a pizza line now?

01:54:24.000 A shitload of them.

01:54:25.000 Really?

01:54:26.000 Yeah, Steve Aoki's a businessman.

01:54:27.000 I love Steve Aoki.

01:54:29.000 He's a great guy.

01:54:30.000 Pizza's not on the what?

01:54:31.000 No.

01:54:32.000 You thought it was?

01:54:34.000 We can get some afterwards. 1.00

01:54:37.000 Eddie's aging better than anybody in this fucking room. 0.99

01:54:39.000 Look at his hair. 0.99

01:54:40.000 Isn't that cool?

01:54:41.000 Look at his skin. 1.00

01:54:42.000 His skin's flawless.

01:54:43.000 And he's got a mohawk that actually works.

01:54:45.000 Dude, my skin is not flawless, dude.

01:54:47.000 I'm looking in the mirror going, oh my god. 0.97

01:54:51.000 I'm fucking almost 60. You know what I mean? 0.98

01:54:54.000 How old are you, Eddie?

01:54:56.000 I'm 50 next year.

01:54:58.000 50!

01:54:58.000 You look good.

01:54:59.000 Every day I'm like, it's over.

01:55:01.000 You have makeup on.

01:55:02.000 It's all about my son.

01:55:03.000 My life is for my son.

01:55:05.000 My life is over.

01:55:06.000 It's all about my son.

01:55:08.000 You're alive.

01:55:09.000 Stop saying that.

01:55:10.000 I think that.

01:55:11.000 It's all about my son.

01:55:13.000 My life's over.

01:55:14.000 It's great that you think like that, but you're alive and you're looking great.

01:55:16.000 Thank you.

01:55:17.000 I appreciate that.

01:55:17.000 I like your hair.

01:55:18.000 Thank you.

01:55:19.000 You look the youngest out of the four of us.

01:55:21.000 What?

01:55:21.000 You do?

01:55:22.000 How old are you?

01:55:23.000 Well, no, Brendan, I think you look younger than me.

01:55:25.000 Dude, you're a baby, dude.

01:55:29.000 36?

01:55:30.000 My diaper.

01:55:32.000 You're a baby, dude.

01:55:33.000 Not really. 1.00

01:55:34.000 36 and shit. 1.00

01:55:34.000 Hold his ankles up and give my wife. 1.00

01:55:36.000 That ain't shit, dude. 1.00

01:55:37.000 And how crazy is it? 0.99

01:55:39.000 You've got a comedy career now.

01:55:42.000 At 47, started comedy again.

01:55:45.000 I can't believe it. 0.98

01:55:45.000 I don't know how the fuck it's happening. 0.98

01:55:48.000 You're funny, man. 0.98

01:55:49.000 I'm doing seminars.

01:55:50.000 Last time I saw you at the store, you made me laugh hard.

01:55:55.000 I laughed a bunch of times.

01:55:56.000 Thank you. 0.98

01:55:57.000 The story about you getting laid for the first time, that is a fucking hilarious story. 0.98

01:56:01.000 Did you try it before, Eddie? 0.99

01:56:02.000 Before this?

01:56:03.000 No, I did.

01:56:04.000 I did some, like, before Tenth Planet Jiu-Jitsu was even a thought, I was hanging out with Joe at the Comedy Store. 0.98

01:56:09.000 Every goddamn weekend, he was in town. 0.62

01:56:11.000 And if he wasn't in town and he was on the road, I'm, like, hanging out with Joe. 0.99

01:56:14.000 So I was balls deep in the comedy scene, and I did some open mics a little bit here and there.

01:56:20.000 But I realized back then...

01:56:22.000 That stand-up comedy was like a martial art.

01:56:26.000 It's like you have to spend a lot of time on stage getting good at public speaking.

01:56:30.000 The public speaking experience and the public speaking skills, that's the most important thing. 0.92

01:56:35.000 You don't even have to be fucking funny to be a successful comic.

01:56:38.000 You just have to be confident on stage and have public speaking skills. 0.96

01:56:42.000 That's not true. 0.99

01:56:43.000 There's a lot of motherfuckers on Netflix that aren't funny, dude. 0.99

01:56:45.000 Yeah, but listen, that's just because they're famous. 0.99

01:56:48.000 They're famous at other things.

01:56:50.000 My point is that public speaking experience and those skills are crucial.

01:56:55.000 And I didn't have them back then.

01:56:57.000 I was horrible at public speaking experience.

01:57:00.000 Why are they showing?

01:57:01.000 Yeah, why do they want to show that brawl? 0.96

01:57:02.000 Why are they highlighting this?

01:57:04.000 He came after Dylan Dennis, right? 0.99

01:57:07.000 Well, Dylan Dennis was talking shit in the entire fight. 0.99

01:57:09.000 Dude, did you hear Khabib in the interview? 0.99

01:57:10.000 What is that?

01:57:11.000 With Brett Okamoto?

01:57:12.000 No.

01:57:13.000 He goes, oh, it's not over.

01:57:15.000 He goes, you know, everyone would say, oh, it's for the fight.

01:57:18.000 He goes, not for me. 0.98

01:57:19.000 I see him, we're basically fucking him up. 0.93

01:57:22.000 He goes, it will never be over. 0.95

01:57:23.000 Well, that's what he said.

01:57:26.000 He goes, people, you know, because it's a sport and we fight in a cage, it's bigger than that.

01:57:31.000 It'll never be over.

01:57:32.000 And then when we fight Conor McGregor, it's absolutely not.

01:57:34.000 Never happening.

01:57:35.000 He goes, but if I see him outside of it, we'll fight.

01:57:37.000 Whoa.

01:57:38.000 You know how certain guys hype things up? 1.00

01:57:40.000 He's in his fucking boxers in his hotel room. 1.00

01:57:45.000 Just dead serious. 1.00

01:57:46.000 Jesus Christ.

01:57:47.000 That's why he's so good. 0.99

01:57:49.000 Who the fuck is as good as Khabib when you're looking at a guy who's like, what is he, 28-0? 0.98

01:57:54.000 I mean, what is Khabib's record? 0.99

01:57:55.000 27-0.

01:57:56.000 28?

01:57:56.000 27. 28. 28-0.

01:57:59.000 He's 28?

01:57:59.000 28-0, fought the best in the world, mauled everyone.

01:58:02.000 And what he did, what he did is like, just like you see right now, it's being publicized.

01:58:08.000 And so it's like, it's not going to deter him from doing it again.

01:58:12.000 No.

01:58:12.000 You know what I mean?

01:58:12.000 They're just showing the shit out of it right now.

01:58:14.000 Well, you know, Will Harris, from Will Harris Productions, is the one who filmed Conor throwing that dolly at the bus. 0.98

01:58:22.000 Okay.

01:58:22.000 And the UFC asked for it.

01:58:23.000 And he's like, yeah, yeah, you can look at the footage.

01:58:25.000 But thought he was going to get credit.

01:58:26.000 He didn't get any credit. 0.93

01:58:28.000 Like, Will Harris, Anatomy of a Fighter, it's a fucking phenomenal YouTube page. 0.53

01:58:31.000 Good dude, too. 0.90

01:58:31.000 Great guy. 0.90

01:58:32.000 I got him on the podcast.

01:58:33.000 He goes over to Abu Dhabi.

01:58:35.000 He goes over to Dagestan.

01:58:37.000 He hangs out with those guys.

01:58:38.000 Solid dude.

01:58:38.000 He gets the best footage.

01:58:40.000 He has the best fight footage, training footage, inside, behind the scenes footage of anybody.

01:58:46.000 He thought they would show it as a news piece. 0.95

01:58:50.000 Meanwhile, every fucking promo for the fight was that dolly that Will filmed getting thrown at the bus. 0.98

01:58:58.000 TMZ would have paid $2 million for that. 0.99

01:59:00.000 Right! 0.99

01:59:00.000 The worst shit that Connor did was the thing that they used to sell the fight. 0.99

01:59:05.000 Literally a felony. 1.00

01:59:07.000 Yeah.

01:59:07.000 I mean, he's like, people got cut from the car.

01:59:10.000 Got a glass in Chase's eye.

01:59:11.000 Yes, yes. 1.00

01:59:11.000 Look at those fucking buildings. 1.00

01:59:12.000 Look at those buildings. 1.00

01:59:13.000 I gotta tell you right now, I'm gonna say something right now.

01:59:16.000 I believe...

01:59:17.000 This can be general.

01:59:18.000 I believe that...

01:59:19.000 It's going to be very general.

01:59:20.000 And we've all already thought of it.

01:59:22.000 These guys are tough.

01:59:23.000 One guy is from a Russian Republic, but now is independent.

01:59:26.000 No.

01:59:27.000 General.

01:59:29.000 One of them has tattoos.

01:59:31.000 And you know what?

01:59:33.000 They're athletes.

01:59:33.000 No, I'm going to say this.

01:59:35.000 And the jab is the most important.

01:59:36.000 I got my money.

01:59:37.000 I got my money on Dustin Poirier.

01:59:39.000 What?

01:59:40.000 How much money?

01:59:40.000 I kind of do too.

01:59:41.000 Well listen, let's see if we can move the money around here because Eddie owes Brendan $20 and he's never going to pay.

01:59:47.000 So maybe...

01:59:48.000 I'll pay eventually.

01:59:49.000 Eventually I'll pay.

01:59:50.000 Maybe you can bet Brendan and if it's a wash, if you win, you'll let Eddie off the hook.

01:59:55.000 I just think that if Khabib tries to trade with Dustin, Dustin is one of the best strikers ever.

02:00:04.000 Period.

02:00:04.000 Oh, but listen, he proved that in the Max Holloway fight.

02:00:06.000 No question.

02:00:07.000 And he's got real power.

02:00:08.000 And he hits hard.

02:00:09.000 Real power.

02:00:09.000 And Justin Gaethje fight.

02:00:12.000 Eddie Alvarez fight.

02:00:13.000 The other thing why I like Poirier a little bit in this as a dog is because if you watch that Justin Gaethje fight where Gaethje's just applying pressure, pressure, pressure, Dustin really doesn't fade.

02:00:23.000 He plays that game.

02:00:24.000 Right, but nobody has taken Dustin down and mauled him on the ground.

02:00:27.000 And that is the difference.

02:00:28.000 Correct.

02:00:29.000 The question is going to be whether or not Khabib can take him down.

02:00:31.000 Here's my question.

02:00:32.000 He's getting taken down.

02:00:32.000 How did Iaquinta keep Khabib from taking him down?

02:00:35.000 How did he do that?

02:00:36.000 Well, he didn't.

02:00:36.000 Khabib definitely took him down.

02:00:38.000 But Iaquinta, his background is as a wrestler.

02:00:40.000 Yeah.

02:00:41.000 Look, Iaquinta is...

02:00:42.000 Gaethje's a hell of a wrestler.

02:00:43.000 But Gaethje never...

02:00:45.000 First of all, Gaethje never fought Khabib. 0.99

02:00:47.000 And Gaethje...

02:00:48.000 I'm saying with Dustin.

02:00:49.000 ...doesn't try to take guys down. 0.98

02:00:50.000 Even though Gaethje's a wrestler, he's also fucking 100% savage. 0.94

02:00:54.000 And that guy just throws himself into the fire. 0.98

02:00:57.000 But with...

02:00:57.000 A lot of people think...

02:00:59.000 He's definitely wild, but it's a controlled wildness.

02:01:02.000 It's an intelligent wildness.

02:01:04.000 So here we go.

02:01:05.000 Champion versus champion.

02:01:07.000 I think the UFC has to be very careful with this whole interim champion stuff because they take him away from people like Colby.

02:01:14.000 Like, there's talk right now of Colby not getting the fight versus Usman, and Colby says they're not offering him enough money, and it's going to be in New York State, and apparently there's a lot of taxes that come with the fight in New York State.

02:01:25.000 Same with Tony.

02:01:26.000 Tony's even more...

02:01:27.000 Well, they're both egregious, because Tony got injured in doing promo, right?

02:01:32.000 Accidentally.

02:01:32.000 Not his fault.

02:01:33.000 They strip him. 1.00

02:01:33.000 I like the way he's running toward the fucking cage. 1.00

02:01:35.000 Sorry to interrupt you. 1.00

02:01:36.000 Keep going.

02:01:37.000 Well, a lot of guys do.

02:01:37.000 He's too experienced to let this moment overshadow.

02:01:40.000 Nah, he's nice and...

02:01:41.000 You know, on paper, Khabib...

02:01:44.000 Is definitely going to win on paper, but...

02:01:46.000 Khabib's never lost a round in past. 0.99

02:01:47.000 That guy's mustache is going to fucking win. 0.99

02:01:49.000 Hey, Masvidal, Askren. 0.99

02:01:50.000 Don't forget about that. 1.00

02:01:51.000 Don't forget about that shit. 1.00

02:01:53.000 That shit could happen. 1.00

02:01:54.000 One knee could change everything. 1.00

02:01:57.000 100%.

02:01:57.000 Different.

02:01:58.000 But I had Masvidal in that fight.

02:02:00.000 It's not different.

02:02:00.000 I thought Masvidal was going to win that fight.

02:02:01.000 That's a tough fight for Ben, regardless, flying me or not.

02:02:05.000 Askren and Khabib are in the same dimension.

02:02:08.000 What'd you say?

02:02:09.000 Askren and Khabib are in the same dimension.

02:02:12.000 Khabib has such better striking.

02:02:13.000 They take people down and they maul them.

02:02:15.000 No, but one's a freestyle wrestler.

02:02:17.000 One guy's a samba.

02:02:18.000 It's a little different.

02:02:19.000 Okay, okay.

02:02:19.000 I see what you're saying.

02:02:21.000 What you're saying on paper is right.

02:02:22.000 I think the difference is Khabib has way better striking than Ben.

02:02:28.000 But Khabib's also not a freestyle, you know, double leg, shoot from far out.

02:02:32.000 But he also smashes people with punches and drops Conor.

02:02:36.000 And wants an underhook.

02:02:37.000 But don't underestimate Masvidal's setup.

02:02:40.000 Oh, yeah.

02:02:41.000 Oh, no, it's brilliant.

02:02:42.000 Listen, if the plan was to run at him and throw a flying knee, how do you set that up?

02:02:48.000 You set it up with doing the opposite.

02:02:51.000 What did he do?

02:02:51.000 He put his hands behind his back and he leaned against the fence.

02:02:54.000 He did the opposite. 1.00

02:02:56.000 A fucking mindfucked Askren, and then BOOM! He bolted at him and threw that knee. 1.00

02:03:01.000 Well that's all Askren.

02:03:02.000 It was the setup.

02:03:03.000 Hold on.

02:03:03.000 It was the setup.

02:03:04.000 Not just bolted.

02:03:05.000 First he stepped to his right.

02:03:06.000 Dancing into the ring.

02:03:06.000 First he went to his right.

02:03:08.000 That's part of the setup.

02:03:09.000 And then he comes in.

02:03:10.000 To do the opposite.

02:03:11.000 Do the opposite of what he wanted to do.

02:03:13.000 Right.

02:03:13.000 That's fight IQ. Masvidal is as high a fight IQ as anybody in the game.

02:03:17.000 You couldn't put that in a fucking movie. 1.00

02:03:19.000 Not like that. 1.00

02:03:20.000 You can't put that in a movie.

02:03:21.000 No.

02:03:21.000 He's happy to be there.

02:03:22.000 If I was the executive producer, I would shut that shit down. 1.00

02:03:25.000 This is a life's work. 1.00

02:03:26.000 Guys, don't talk over Eddie.

02:03:29.000 This is a life's work that he's waiting for this moment.

02:03:31.000 Theo's screaming in his pants right now at home.

02:03:33.000 I mean, he is literally happy to be here.

02:03:36.000 That's a huge sign to me.

02:03:37.000 Well, how could he not be?

02:03:39.000 He's getting p-p [...]-p.

02:03:45.000 Yeah, he's got Mike Brown in his corner. 1.00

02:03:47.000 I don't have extra P's if I say pussy. 1.00

02:03:50.000 If he wins this one, he'll get paid. 1.00

02:03:51.000 Who's that?

02:03:53.000 I go with Dom Herrera style.

02:03:55.000 I go, who's that?

02:03:58.000 Here comes Khabib. 0.96

02:03:59.000 Here comes Khabib. 0.96

02:04:00.000 Boy, I would like to hear it.

02:04:01.000 Jamie, can we give us some volume so we hear how crazy everybody goes nuts with Khabib? 1.00

02:04:04.000 This isn't a big arena, is it?

02:04:05.000 We don't want to get taken off air.

02:04:07.000 It's not a big arena at all.

02:04:09.000 That is true.

02:04:10.000 It's like 16,000 capacity, I think. 0.91

02:04:12.000 You should have the ability to do whatever the fuck you want to do with the UFC. But YouTube doesn't play.

02:04:19.000 I've had my shit taken down off of Facebook. 1.00

02:04:22.000 I've had my shit taken down off of Instagram. 0.99

02:04:24.000 Has anybody ever, while you work for the UFC, sat you down and said you can't do this or that? 0.99

02:04:28.000 No.

02:04:30.000 What about the Companions show?

02:04:31.000 Maybe chill out on that?

02:04:32.000 No, they love it.

02:04:33.000 Dana wants me to do a Companion for Tuesday Night Contender Series.

02:04:37.000 So, like, he's like, why don't you do one for those?

02:04:39.000 I'm like, maybe we will one night, you know, for fun if we're around.

02:04:43.000 I'm down for that.

02:04:44.000 Look, there's some great fights on Tuesday Night Contender Series, and a lot of those guys eventually become, like, legit contenders.

02:04:51.000 Oh, there's some really good guys coming out of there.

02:04:53.000 Yeah, we should do that.

02:04:54.000 We should do a Tuesday Night Contender Series fight campaign.

02:04:56.000 You talking for boxing?

02:04:57.000 No, UFC. UFC has a fight pattern.

02:04:59.000 You don't know anything. 1.00

02:05:00.000 I'm on a fucking sock in your nose, dude. 1.00

02:05:02.000 Sorry, man. 1.00

02:05:02.000 Watch out. 1.00

02:05:02.000 My testosterone spike, dude. 1.00

02:05:04.000 And my head never stops wearing makeup.

02:05:06.000 Good luck finding my head, bro.

02:05:07.000 Good luck finding my head.

02:05:09.000 The protection he has from that makeup. 1.00

02:05:10.000 Hey, head never stops fucking moving. 1.00

02:05:11.000 Hey, did you and Eddie bet? 1.00

02:05:13.000 Did you and Eddie bet on this fight?

02:05:14.000 On what?

02:05:14.000 Yeah, come on.

02:05:15.000 I got $100 on this fight.

02:05:16.000 You know what? 1.00

02:05:18.000 Damn. 1.00

02:05:19.000 $100? 1.00

02:05:19.000 Who are you betting on? 1.00

02:05:20.000 Hey, Dustin's a friend of mine, guys.

02:05:21.000 I'll throw the money in just for a goof. 1.00

02:05:24.000 I'll throw $100 in on the Russian. 0.98

02:05:26.000 Yeah, that's a good bet.

02:05:27.000 He's got his...

02:05:28.000 But I want to see your money.

02:05:29.000 I need the hundo.

02:05:31.000 I got it right here.

02:05:32.000 Well, let's put it on the table.

02:05:33.000 It's sitting right here, dude.

02:05:34.000 Dude, he's wiping off his armpits.

02:05:35.000 I'll use my...

02:05:36.000 Listen, this is not that I don't love Dustin Poirier, but I do love action.

02:05:40.000 Yeah, I love action myself.

02:05:42.000 Hey, look at me.

02:05:42.000 Look at me, actor.

02:05:43.000 Hold on.

02:05:43.000 How much cash do you have here?

02:05:45.000 I don't have any cash.

02:05:46.000 Here you go.

02:05:46.000 Here's a hundred.

02:05:47.000 Okay, here's a hundred.

02:05:49.000 Okay, right there.

02:05:49.000 Put your money down.

02:05:51.000 Your boys run low in cash. 1.00

02:05:52.000 What the fuck, Brandon? 0.99

02:05:53.000 Sorry, dude. 1.00

02:05:54.000 I was going to back you, but I spent last night.

02:05:56.000 All right.

02:05:56.000 It's okay.

02:05:57.000 We're all right.

02:05:57.000 I lend him the money.

02:05:58.000 I'm gambling against myself.

02:06:00.000 This is good, because this way I'm basically either giving Brian money or not.

02:06:07.000 So it's not like I'm gambling against Dustin, who I love.

02:06:10.000 Khabib is looking rather jacked, more than usual, in my opinion.

02:06:14.000 Nope, that's what he looks like.

02:06:15.000 Always looks like that.

02:06:15.000 I like to create a little drama.

02:06:17.000 I'm sorry, guys.

02:06:18.000 The big thing is his father and his corner in the back.

02:06:21.000 To me, that's the game changer.

02:06:22.000 Right, because his father can't come to the UFC in the United States anymore.

02:06:26.000 Because he can't get a visa.

02:06:28.000 And here's the other thing is, Khabib will listen to his father.

02:06:31.000 If you watch the Iaquinta fight when Javier's telling him what to do, he's just like, yeah, whatever, dude, and does his thing.

02:06:38.000 His dad talks, he listens. 1.00

02:06:41.000 So if his dad goes, hey, bitch, quit fucking throwing hands, take him down, he's going to take him down. 1.00

02:06:45.000 Yeah, here he goes. 1.00

02:06:46.000 Look at this bad motherfucker. 1.00

02:06:47.000 That crowd must be going crazy right now. 1.00

02:06:50.000 I mean, you think about how many people are Muslim in the world, and this guy is the guy. 0.99

02:06:55.000 He might be the most popular Muslim athlete on earth.

02:06:58.000 I think internationally, he's probably the most famous, right?

02:07:01.000 The UFC fighter?

02:07:02.000 How many millions of followers does he have on Instagram?

02:07:06.000 Two?

02:07:06.000 That's a good question.

02:07:07.000 Oh, no, no, no.

02:07:07.000 He has like 26 million.

02:07:09.000 No way!

02:07:09.000 How many is it?

02:07:10.000 On Instagram?

02:07:11.000 26 million?

02:07:12.000 Something crazy.

02:07:12.000 Jamie's going to find out.

02:07:13.000 I'm going to say 7 million.

02:07:14.000 I'm going to say 10. I'm going to say 7. 16 million.

02:07:16.000 That's a lot.

02:07:17.000 Is that official?

02:07:19.000 16 million?

02:07:19.000 But do you understand that before he fought Conor, he had like one?

02:07:23.000 Not even one.

02:07:24.000 How many does Conor have?

02:07:25.000 30?

02:07:25.000 Or does he have Beyonce numbers?

02:07:27.000 I looked at Justin Bieber the other day.

02:07:28.000 He had like 118 million.

02:07:29.000 Oh my god.

02:07:30.000 Who has the most?

02:07:32.000 Do you see it?

02:07:33.000 Who has the most?

02:07:35.000 Trump?

02:07:37.000 No, Selena Gomez is the most. 0.99

02:07:41.000 Selena Gomez?

02:07:42.000 Khabib is a way bigger star than Conor.

02:07:45.000 Khabib comes... 0.68

02:07:46.000 Dagestan is where the Mongols, the Turks, it's just the Ottomans, the Mongols, everybody converged. 0.97

02:07:53.000 Selena Gomez has $156 million.

02:07:55.000 Is that number one?

02:07:56.000 She's number one? 0.92

02:07:57.000 Selena Gomez?

02:07:58.000 And Khabib has $16 million?

02:08:00.000 And Conor has $31.7 million.

02:08:01.000 Oh, he's got more.

02:08:03.000 Selena Gomez is that big? 0.99

02:08:05.000 Conor's got double.

02:08:06.000 How is she that big?

02:08:09.000 Conor's like celebrity.

02:08:11.000 Selena Gomez got more than Beyonce.

02:08:13.000 No way.

02:08:14.000 Do you think that a lot of those are fake?

02:08:15.000 Do you think the Selena Gomez ones are fake or are they little kids?

02:08:18.000 No, they're kids.

02:08:19.000 That's why people... 0.99

02:08:20.000 That's ridiculous. 0.96

02:08:20.000 Kids and girls have the most followers. 0.96

02:08:21.000 I have no idea.

02:08:23.000 I don't know one Selena Gomez song.

02:08:25.000 Do you?

02:08:25.000 Do you know one song?

02:08:26.000 No, I don't know why I go to bed to and wake up to.

02:08:29.000 Name one.

02:08:30.000 No, I can't name one.

02:08:31.000 I can sing them.

02:08:32.000 Beyonce, I can name a couple. 1.00

02:08:34.000 Well, we're all old as fuck, Eddie. 0.99

02:08:36.000 Yeah, we just talked about how old we are. 1.00

02:08:38.000 Oh, that's a Destiny's Child song.

02:08:40.000 Yeah.

02:08:42.000 Okay, maybe I don't know any Beyonce. 0.65

02:08:46.000 Cristiano Ronaldo actually has 182 million.

02:08:49.000 Who does?

02:08:49.000 Cristiano Ronaldo.

02:08:50.000 What the hell is that? 0.69

02:08:51.000 Soccer player.

02:08:52.000 The best of all time.

02:08:53.000 A girl?

02:08:54.000 Messi.

02:08:54.000 No, Cristiano Ronaldo.

02:08:56.000 Messi.

02:08:57.000 That's Cristiano.

02:08:58.000 Sounds like a girl. 0.92

02:08:59.000 Cristiano?

02:09:00.000 102 for Messi?

02:09:03.000 Again, Ronaldo's like a celebrity.

02:09:06.000 Dates hot chicks. 1.00

02:09:08.000 Dude, look at him talking.

02:09:09.000 Messi has 130?

02:09:10.000 Jesus Christ.

02:09:11.000 How many does LeBron have?

02:09:14.000 14. No.

02:09:16.000 He has to have 50, 60. The Rock's at 156. 156 for The Rock.

02:09:20.000 The Rock has 156?

02:09:22.000 Wow.

02:09:22.000 He's number one then.

02:09:24.000 Actually, the Instagram account has 312 million, but...

02:09:27.000 What?

02:09:29.000 That's their account.

02:09:31.000 No one does Twitter no more.

02:09:32.000 Wait a minute, who's their account?

02:09:33.000 The Instagram account.

02:09:35.000 Instagram has their own account.

02:09:37.000 That's not a person.

02:09:39.000 163. 163 for Ariana Grande?

02:09:41.000 Yeah.

02:09:42.000 Wow.

02:09:43.000 Jesus.

02:09:44.000 Woo! 0.99

02:09:45.000 Callan, what do you got?

02:09:46.000 700,000 or something.

02:09:47.000 That's good.

02:09:48.000 Keep it low.

02:09:49.000 Keep it low.

02:09:49.000 Stay under the radar.

02:09:50.000 It's funny how that's low now.

02:09:52.000 I know.

02:09:53.000 It used to be a big deal, right?

02:09:54.000 You remember when Aston Kutcher was in a competition with somebody to see who hit a million Twitter followers?

02:10:00.000 Yeah.

02:10:01.000 No.

02:10:01.000 That was a while ago, right?

02:10:02.000 It's a big deal.

02:10:03.000 Oh, CNN. CNN and Ashton Kutcher were looking at a competition to see who hits a million.

02:10:06.000 CNN? Yeah, I think so.

02:10:08.000 The fact that these guys get down to 55. I think so.

02:10:10.000 Khabib walks around at 200. Luke Rockhold told me he's probably walking around at 200 pounds.

02:10:15.000 Not while he's training.

02:10:16.000 Yeah, he's eating bad.

02:10:17.000 Yeah.

02:10:18.000 He's eating everything that moves.

02:10:19.000 He's definitely thick, but he's never...

02:10:21.000 He's not 200. He's not lean when he's at 200. I think Bruce got a little too close right there.

02:10:28.000 Here we go, baby.

02:10:29.000 Here we go.

02:10:30.000 Whew, boy, everyone looks sweaty.

02:10:33.000 Super shiny. 0.98

02:10:35.000 It's hot as fuck in there, I bet. 0.98

02:10:38.000 Look at this, look at this. 0.99

02:10:39.000 Okay, predictions.

02:10:40.000 Let's go around the table.

02:10:41.000 Eddie Bravo, what's up?

02:10:43.000 On paper, Khabib takes this.

02:10:46.000 I hope he wins only because it would make a monstrous fight between him and Tony.

02:10:53.000 But you can't count Dustin out.

02:10:56.000 He could throw a flying knee.

02:10:57.000 But you got Khabib. 0.96

02:11:00.000 If I had a gun to the head, I'd go with Khabib. 1.00

02:11:03.000 That's the safe bet. 0.97

02:11:04.000 But I'm not going to be surprised if Dustin drops him.

02:11:07.000 I'm going to say pour a third round KO and then fights Conor McGregor.

02:11:11.000 What?

02:11:12.000 Hold on.

02:11:14.000 Poirier fights McGregor.

02:11:15.000 After this.

02:11:16.000 Wow.

02:11:18.000 Callan, what do you think?

02:11:20.000 But I love Khabib. 0.94

02:11:21.000 I think Poirier drops him.

02:11:24.000 In what round, dude?

02:11:26.000 In the fourth round.

02:11:28.000 Tight move.

02:11:29.000 And I think he's going to fight Conor McGregor.

02:11:33.000 Wow.

02:11:34.000 No, no, no.

02:11:34.000 I stole it, but that's how I feel.

02:11:35.000 Okay, well, you just said exactly what I said.

02:11:38.000 How do those reshoots go, Brian?

02:11:40.000 I do.

02:11:42.000 I'm glad you asked us.

02:11:43.000 What were the lines?

02:11:44.000 No, no, no. 1.00

02:11:45.000 Fuck those lines. 1.00

02:11:46.000 Here we go. 1.00

02:11:46.000 We're about to do this. 1.00

02:11:47.000 Yeah, please.

02:11:48.000 Please, please.

02:11:48.000 I don't want to talk about making a prediction.

02:11:50.000 By the way, note how I've cleverly avoided making a prediction.

02:11:53.000 Let's move on.

02:11:54.000 You can't make predictions.

02:11:55.000 You have to.

02:11:55.000 Here we go.

02:11:56.000 Here we go. 1.00

02:11:56.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:11:58.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:11:59.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:12:00.000 No.

02:12:01.000 No. 1.00

02:12:01.000 Another thing interesting about Dustin is Dustin's southpaw with a fucking nasty straight left hand. 1.00

02:12:06.000 Yep. 0.99

02:12:06.000 And great combos. 0.99

02:12:07.000 Although he did fight Connor, who was also southpaw.

02:12:10.000 Oh, that's a while ago.

02:12:12.000 Dustin's got much longer arms.

02:12:14.000 Got better kicks.

02:12:15.000 Dustin also has hip issues.

02:12:17.000 He's had some pretty significant wear and tear on his hip. 0.99

02:12:20.000 He's a black belt on the ground, but I don't think Khabib gives a flying fuck. 0.99

02:12:25.000 Dustin's a black belt? 1.00

02:12:26.000 Yes.

02:12:26.000 I caught that leg.

02:12:27.000 Under Tim Crater.

02:12:28.000 I believe his training partners were guys like, you know, Robbie Lawler, et cetera, before Robbie left ATT. That was a long time ago, Bryce.

02:12:36.000 Notice it right away how Khabib is staying on the outside.

02:12:39.000 Khabib is avoiding the kicks.

02:12:41.000 He's staying away from Dustin's striking length, because Dustin's striking length is a boxing length.

02:12:45.000 So Dustin's forced to throw kicks, which he doesn't necessarily prefer.

02:12:49.000 So when he's throwing those kicks, Khabib's caught a couple of them already, or caught one of them at least.

02:12:54.000 But he's avoided the kicks.

02:12:56.000 But see the distance?

02:12:57.000 Look at the distance.

02:12:58.000 See, Khabib is staying outside the striking range and looking for that opening for the shot.

02:13:04.000 See?

02:13:04.000 See, Dustin's forced to throw kicks, but he's not a kicker.

02:13:07.000 That's not his shit, especially with a bad hip. 0.99

02:13:11.000 And so Khabib, look at this! 1.00

02:13:12.000 Oh! 0.60

02:13:13.000 Khabib!

02:13:14.000 Oh, there's the shot!

02:13:15.000 There's the shot!

02:13:17.000 Here's Dustin's no punk with his takedown defense, man.

02:13:20.000 Right.

02:13:20.000 But he's never fought anybody like Khabib.

02:13:23.000 Never fought anybody that's that good.

02:13:25.000 But here he goes.

02:13:26.000 But the other thing is, even if Khabib doesn't take you down, the draining...

02:13:32.000 He drains you.

02:13:33.000 Khabib gets tired, too, though. 0.61

02:13:35.000 He does.

02:13:35.000 Like, this is a lot of energy for Khabib.

02:13:36.000 And then it becomes a striking game. 0.99

02:13:38.000 And it's hot as fuck. 0.99

02:13:38.000 Does he get tired, though? 0.99

02:13:39.000 Really?

02:13:39.000 Oh, yeah.

02:13:40.000 Really?

02:13:41.000 Iaquinta, Conor McGregor fights.

02:13:43.000 He takes rounds off.

02:13:43.000 And then it becomes a striking game.

02:13:45.000 Yeah, but it's just because...

02:13:46.000 Watch out.

02:13:46.000 You know that's coming.

02:13:47.000 Get up.

02:13:47.000 Stand up.

02:13:48.000 Stand up.

02:13:49.000 The mauling begins. 1.00

02:13:50.000 Fucking stand up. 1.00

02:13:51.000 The mauling begins. 1.00

02:13:52.000 Now he's standing up.

02:13:54.000 We're good.

02:13:54.000 Not quite.

02:13:55.000 Not quite.

02:13:55.000 He's not up yet.

02:13:56.000 Boom.

02:13:57.000 No, Dustin's going to get taken down every round.

02:13:58.000 Yeah, he is.

02:14:00.000 It's possible.

02:14:00.000 Can he?

02:14:01.000 Oh, it's a switch.

02:14:02.000 Nope, no.

02:14:03.000 On his back.

02:14:04.000 Don't try to switch.

02:14:05.000 Now it's a rabbit.

02:14:06.000 Not good.

02:14:06.000 It might be over right now.

02:14:07.000 Very bad.

02:14:08.000 It could be first round stoppage.

02:14:10.000 Very, very, very, very, very bad.

02:14:10.000 It could be first round stoppage.

02:14:12.000 Very bad for Dustin.

02:14:13.000 Very bad.

02:14:14.000 He might get smashed here.

02:14:16.000 Oh, look at how he pulls his face like that.

02:14:17.000 He actually got fingers in his eyes.

02:14:20.000 He did that like a bear.

02:14:22.000 Where's that, $100?

02:14:23.000 That's my $100.

02:14:24.000 You know what's crazy?

02:14:25.000 You know what's crazy is that...

02:14:27.000 Oh, my God, it's over.

02:14:28.000 Oh, it's a wrap.

02:14:29.000 It's over.

02:14:30.000 He's going to use that fulcrum track.

02:14:31.000 He's going to use that fulcrum track.

02:14:33.000 No, it's not over.

02:14:34.000 No.

02:14:35.000 That was close to being over.

02:14:38.000 Someone here is a jiu-jitsu coach.

02:14:40.000 Is this where Dustin wants to be?

02:14:43.000 Sideways?

02:14:44.000 Not where he wants to be, but sideways?

02:14:45.000 No, he's in a good spot right now.

02:14:47.000 He's safe right here.

02:14:49.000 He's actually using the cage to defend the rear naked choke because he doesn't have the angle.

02:14:54.000 See how he's sideways?

02:14:56.000 He's using that cage.

02:14:57.000 He's covering his mouth.

02:14:59.000 It's so bad.

02:15:00.000 Ouch! 1.00

02:15:01.000 This couldn't have been any worse for Dustin.

02:15:03.000 This might be it.

02:15:04.000 This might be it.

02:15:05.000 Dustin's trying to survive, man.

02:15:08.000 He's trying to survive.

02:15:09.000 You know what's crazy is that more people haven't adopted this fighting style?

02:15:11.000 Oh, he's got a nasty neck crank here.

02:15:13.000 Wow, Dustin survives.

02:15:15.000 Dustin survives.

02:15:16.000 Please stand up.

02:15:17.000 Oh, standing, standing, standing, standing.

02:15:19.000 Turn, turn, turn.

02:15:20.000 What?

02:15:21.000 What?

02:15:22.000 Don't count him out! 1.00

02:15:24.000 Damn! 1.00

02:15:24.000 That was so close! 1.00

02:15:25.000 He just asked for your money back, you fuck! 1.00

02:15:27.000 I don't remember that! 1.00

02:15:28.000 You're off the train!

02:15:29.000 I don't have any...

02:15:29.000 You're off the train!

02:15:31.000 Oh, knee to the body! 1.00

02:15:32.000 That's a fucking knee! 1.00

02:15:33.000 Damn! 1.00

02:15:34.000 He's gonna have to watch him! 1.00

02:15:36.000 No, no, no, no, no!

02:15:36.000 Why'd he turn like that?

02:15:37.000 Why'd he do that?

02:15:37.000 I don't know why he did that!

02:15:38.000 I don't know why he did that!

02:15:41.000 Because he's trying to separate the hands!

02:15:42.000 He should never turn your back on Khabib! 0.99

02:15:44.000 I think he's just trying to separate the hands!

02:15:46.000 Alright!

02:15:47.000 Okay.

02:15:47.000 You just try to face the hands.

02:15:49.000 You got a minute left. 1.00

02:15:49.000 Let's fucking go. 1.00

02:15:50.000 Come on. 0.99

02:15:50.000 Just be cool. 0.99

02:15:51.000 He might just try to wear this out or ride this out.

02:15:53.000 He's going to survive to the second round for sure. 0.99

02:15:56.000 Who the fuck knows? 0.99

02:15:57.000 Third, fourth round. 1.00

02:15:58.000 It's a minute to go, man.

02:15:59.000 Anything can happen.

02:16:00.000 No, no, no.

02:16:01.000 He's good.

02:16:01.000 It's going to take...

02:16:02.000 There you go.

02:16:03.000 Oh, look at that trip.

02:16:04.000 Beautiful, beautiful trip.

02:16:05.000 Keep standing up.

02:16:06.000 You just keep standing up.

02:16:07.000 You know, he's going to get slammed right now.

02:16:10.000 Look at the way he controls this.

02:16:11.000 There's no one better, man.

02:16:12.000 I know. 0.91

02:16:13.000 He's a mauler, bro.

02:16:14.000 He's the best. 0.94

02:16:15.000 He's a mauler, man. 0.99

02:16:16.000 He fucking wrestles with... 1.00

02:16:18.000 Oh! 1.00

02:16:20.000 He tried that last time and he fucked up. 0.99

02:16:21.000 It's not going to work. 1.00

02:16:22.000 His hands were close.

02:16:23.000 A switch is not going to work on Khabib. 0.65

02:16:25.000 Khabib is just too good.

02:16:26.000 It's not going to work on Khabib. 0.99

02:16:27.000 And now he's mounted, man.

02:16:28.000 Now he's mounted.

02:16:29.000 This is no bueno.

02:16:30.000 Only 20 seconds.

02:16:31.000 What?

02:16:32.000 No bueno.

02:16:33.000 No, no, he's good.

02:16:34.000 Conor chilled here in the mount.

02:16:35.000 Remember?

02:16:36.000 Yeah, but listen, this is...

02:16:38.000 Khabib really doesn't do work in the mount.

02:16:39.000 This is a different fight.

02:16:40.000 It's entirely possible that Khabib could get him here.

02:16:44.000 Look at this.

02:16:45.000 Look at this.

02:16:45.000 Boom, boom, boom.

02:16:48.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:16:48.000 This ain't good. 1.00

02:16:49.000 This ain't good, son.

02:16:50.000 How much time?

02:16:51.000 This ain't good.

02:16:51.000 Ten seconds.

02:16:52.000 Five, four, three, two, that's it.

02:16:56.000 That was vicious.

02:16:58.000 He survives.

02:16:59.000 Yeah, he survives.

02:17:00.000 He's fine.

02:17:01.000 Not a mark on him.

02:17:02.000 This is going to happen in Portia.

02:17:03.000 It's money.

02:17:04.000 Third, fourth round, man.

02:17:05.000 Yep.

02:17:06.000 If he can make a third, fourth round.

02:17:07.000 That's it.

02:17:08.000 That was crazy.

02:17:09.000 That was crazy.

02:17:10.000 We got to get some food after this.

02:17:12.000 Yeah, let's get food after this.

02:17:13.000 We'll go get some. 1.00

02:17:14.000 He's a fucking monster. 1.00

02:17:17.000 But that's it. 1.00

02:17:18.000 You got to walk through the fire to get to that third, fourth round, man.

02:17:21.000 Yes. 1.00

02:17:22.000 And you got to hope he gets tired from whooping your ass. 1.00

02:17:24.000 He's done that third and fourth round. 1.00

02:17:26.000 He was telling Barbosa, come on, man.

02:17:28.000 Different animal.

02:17:31.000 Tell him to give up.

02:17:32.000 But Dustin knows this. 1.00

02:17:35.000 Listen, he has fucking... 0.99

02:17:36.000 How many fights? 1.00

02:17:37.000 40 fights?

02:17:37.000 He knows this.

02:17:38.000 He's been in the game for so long, man.

02:17:40.000 Yeah, he's been down.

02:17:41.000 He's been up.

02:17:41.000 He knows how to lose.

02:17:42.000 He's not going to freak out.

02:17:43.000 He's lost before and bounced back.

02:17:45.000 He's not shitting his pants right now. 0.99

02:17:46.000 Yeah, he's a fucking full veteran. 1.00

02:17:48.000 He's a full veteran. 1.00

02:17:49.000 He's fine.

02:17:50.000 I mean, he's not a guy that's going to get broken at this stage of his life.

02:17:54.000 Beating Khabib in front of his dad, though?

02:17:56.000 The odds are not good.

02:17:57.000 In front of Russia, sir.

02:17:59.000 In front of Russia.

02:18:01.000 In Abu Dhabi.

02:18:02.000 He's got Asia on his side. 0.76

02:18:04.000 What I'm saying is that Rush is watching.

02:18:06.000 Here we go.

02:18:07.000 Putin's watching.

02:18:08.000 Here we go.

02:18:08.000 Well, now you know Dustin's going to want to avoid going to the ground at all costs.

02:18:12.000 Lower stance now, and then avoiding the distance.

02:18:15.000 He's still with those kicks, man.

02:18:17.000 I think he waits for Khabib to come in. 1.00

02:18:19.000 I would say avoid those kicks.

02:18:22.000 And just wait for...

02:18:23.000 Oh! 0.60

02:18:23.000 Oh, Jesus. 0.60

02:18:24.000 Look at that.

02:18:25.000 Oh, he got clipped.

02:18:26.000 Dude, there's the problem about Khabib is the striking's not terrible and you're so worried about the takedown.

02:18:31.000 Remember when he dropped Conor?

02:18:32.000 Yeah.

02:18:32.000 Oh, hold on.

02:18:33.000 He's dropped other guys, too.

02:18:34.000 It's like he's...

02:18:35.000 Oh! 0.60

02:18:36.000 Oh! 0.60

02:18:37.000 Oh! 0.60

02:18:38.000 Oh! 0.60

02:18:53.000 He can't get crazy because he'll run into a takedown. 0.71

02:19:01.000 He has to play crazy!

02:19:03.000 He just clipped him again!

02:19:04.000 Yeah, Khabib might be in trouble here.

02:19:05.000 That's the dark arch. 1.00

02:19:07.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:19:07.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:19:08.000 Dustin's tired.

02:19:09.000 Dustin's tired now.

02:19:10.000 Yes, he is.

02:19:11.000 Yes, he is.

02:19:12.000 He's very tired.

02:19:12.000 He's just tired.

02:19:13.000 Yeah, he just chased him for a minute straight.

02:19:15.000 He is tired.

02:19:16.000 Look at that.

02:19:17.000 Or maybe he's tricking him.

02:19:18.000 Oh, dude, there's a shot.

02:19:19.000 But here's the thing.

02:19:20.000 Oh, look at this guillotine attempt.

02:19:22.000 That's not going to work.

02:19:23.000 This is bad. 0.65

02:19:23.000 It's also, you're dealing with a hundred and fucking twenty degree heat index inside that arena. 0.65

02:19:28.000 He got so tired, something happened. 1.00

02:19:31.000 Damn, dude. 1.00

02:19:32.000 He had him right there. 1.00

02:19:33.000 What do you mean something happened?

02:19:34.000 He just put his energy out there trying to finish him because it hurt him a little bit.

02:19:39.000 Well, he got real wild.

02:19:40.000 He got real wild.

02:19:41.000 Dustin has to get wild.

02:19:42.000 Yeah, he had to.

02:19:43.000 That was no way around.

02:19:44.000 Now, this is a big if.

02:19:45.000 Three minutes and 20 seconds.

02:19:47.000 We're only in the second round.

02:19:48.000 Why does he have to get wild?

02:19:50.000 He almost knocked him out!

02:19:51.000 Right, but he clipped him and hurt him.

02:19:53.000 He could just do that again.

02:19:55.000 He could just stay technical and keep it on the outside, where I think he has an advantage.

02:19:59.000 I don't think his wildness was the result of this takedown.

02:20:02.000 No, exhaustion.

02:20:04.000 But the wildness leads to you being exhausted.

02:20:08.000 They're both tired, though.

02:20:10.000 Those big punches exhaust Khabib. 0.97

02:20:13.000 They're both tired, but Khabib is way more efficient at doing this. 1.00

02:20:18.000 He clips your fucking legs. 1.00

02:20:20.000 He crosses your legs like a Girl Scout. 1.00

02:20:22.000 No one's figured it out.

02:20:23.000 Girl Scouts cross your legs like that? 1.00

02:20:24.000 I don't know.

02:20:25.000 Is that a move?

02:20:26.000 What camp did you go to?

02:20:27.000 Is that like a merit badge?

02:20:28.000 I don't want to talk about it.

02:20:29.000 When I was younger, I was dressed up like a Girl Scout.

02:20:32.000 It's how I got myself through college.

02:20:34.000 Alright, here we go.

02:20:36.000 It's going to be 2 minutes and 30 seconds of this.

02:20:38.000 Most likely.

02:20:40.000 Dustin just has to kind of hopefully capitalize on those little moments.

02:20:42.000 By the way, he's kind of resting here.

02:20:44.000 He survives here and then tries it again in the third round and tries it again in the fourth.

02:20:49.000 He's just got to survive.

02:20:50.000 Sitting against K is not bad.

02:20:51.000 He's going to get another shot.

02:20:52.000 It's really dependent upon what kind of recovery he can have, how he's dealing with the heat, and what kind of...

02:20:57.000 Oh, God, he gave his back up again, man.

02:20:59.000 But if he's going to stand up and then use...

02:21:01.000 Look, he's bleeding on his left eye.

02:21:03.000 He's relaxed.

02:21:03.000 He's relaxing.

02:21:04.000 That's a bad cut.

02:21:05.000 This isn't a place to relax, though.

02:21:07.000 Khabib goes to work.

02:21:08.000 He's going to get back up his feet, though.

02:21:09.000 He's going to face somewhere.

02:21:10.000 He's going to get that left underhook, and he's fine.

02:21:12.000 All he's got to do is just pull that left underhook out.

02:21:16.000 And he's good.

02:21:16.000 Pull that left.

02:21:17.000 Oh, he didn't get it.

02:21:18.000 Yeah, he just had pressure.

02:21:20.000 There it is.

02:21:21.000 Don't sit back.

02:21:22.000 Don't sit back.

02:21:23.000 There you go.

02:21:24.000 Underhooks.

02:21:25.000 That pressure.

02:21:26.000 That pressure.

02:21:27.000 Dude, Khabib got serious head pressure.

02:21:30.000 The head pressure's the best.

02:21:31.000 People forget about that.

02:21:32.000 Well, his head pressure and the way he dips his body down and gets all that weight into it.

02:21:36.000 Dude, he's on his feet, though.

02:21:37.000 Dude, he's on his feet.

02:21:38.000 Well, his head belongs on Brock Lesnar, by the way.

02:21:40.000 That's not good for Khabib. 0.93

02:21:41.000 He's got the biggest head.

02:21:42.000 He got up to his feet. 1.00

02:21:43.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

02:21:44.000 Get up, get up, get up. 1.00

02:21:45.000 Don't Grammy roll. 0.99

02:21:45.000 What was he going to do? 0.99

02:21:46.000 Maybe Grammy roll?

02:21:48.000 All he's got to do is keep getting up and just kill time.

02:21:50.000 It's a minute.

02:21:51.000 This is just killing time for Dustin for another shot.

02:21:55.000 That's smart. 0.77

02:21:56.000 Another shot.

02:21:56.000 Smart.

02:21:57.000 That's your best bet.

02:21:58.000 Smart.

02:21:59.000 Just survive.

02:21:59.000 No, don't go for the guilt.

02:22:01.000 He's frustrating.

02:22:02.000 Take that left under.

02:22:03.000 Well, he doesn't have a neck.

02:22:05.000 Dude, there's no way he's going to guillotine him.

02:22:06.000 No.

02:22:08.000 Imagine if he did. 1.00

02:22:09.000 The only way he could guillotine him is if Dustin is known for a hellacious guillotine and that's his shit. 1.00

02:22:15.000 Well, he's got a halacious darts. 1.00

02:22:17.000 His darts is fantastic.

02:22:19.000 I'm liking this right now.

02:22:20.000 Oh, elbow! 0.99

02:22:21.000 Elbow!

02:22:21.000 Oh!

02:22:23.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:22:24.000 That was a shot. 1.00

02:22:25.000 Khabib's shot to separate. 1.00

02:22:27.000 Khabib's not going to fuck with it, man. 1.00

02:22:28.000 He doesn't give you any breath. 1.00

02:22:29.000 He can't.

02:22:30.000 Dude, he should have just ran at that point.

02:22:32.000 Like, ran.

02:22:33.000 Riley ran. 0.94

02:22:34.000 Look at Dustin hitting him in the knee like that.

02:22:36.000 It's so exciting.

02:22:37.000 As soon as there's separation, run.

02:22:42.000 Up again.

02:22:43.000 Up again.

02:22:43.000 Look at this.

02:22:44.000 Up again.

02:22:45.000 Oh, it tripped him.

02:22:45.000 Beautiful trip.

02:22:47.000 19. Not enough time.

02:22:48.000 He's good.

02:22:48.000 17. 16. 15. I'm telling you, Dustin's not taking a lot of damage.

02:22:53.000 He might be tired, but he's not taking as much damage as he could.

02:22:56.000 Yeah.

02:22:58.000 Aren't you an actor or something?

02:23:00.000 He got hit with a big knee there, man.

02:23:01.000 Who did?

02:23:02.000 Dustin did. 1.00

02:23:05.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

02:23:06.000 Back on their feet. 1.00

02:23:07.000 Damn! 1.00

02:23:08.000 Two rounds of fury. 1.00

02:23:09.000 Look at this. 1.00

02:23:10.000 God damn! 1.00

02:23:11.000 He's tired for sure. 1.00

02:23:12.000 Of course.

02:23:12.000 Is he tired?

02:23:13.000 Of course.

02:23:13.000 That's the question.

02:23:14.000 He is tired.

02:23:15.000 Khabib's third and fourth round is usually a tough time for him.

02:23:18.000 I'll say this, though.

02:23:19.000 It's kind of impressive what Conor did coming back of that long layoff because we see what he's doing to Dustin.

02:23:24.000 He does it to everybody.

02:23:25.000 He's a man of mine.

02:23:26.000 I'm just saying, for what Conor...

02:23:26.000 You know, he did defend a few takedowns.

02:23:28.000 And landed some shots.

02:23:29.000 I see Dustin, like...

02:23:33.000 This is the game plan.

02:23:34.000 Wear him out for a few rounds.

02:23:35.000 100% the plan.

02:23:36.000 Survive, survive, survive.

02:23:37.000 Dustin's 100% dangerous.

02:23:39.000 He's in the mix right now.

02:23:40.000 He can knock you out at any moment.

02:23:42.000 I would love to be listening to Mike Brown's coaching.

02:23:45.000 Me too.

02:23:46.000 You know what?

02:23:46.000 If he takes you down, just survive, survive.

02:23:47.000 I love Mike Brown.

02:23:48.000 The beginning of the round, he's got five shots to knock him out.

02:23:52.000 Oh! 0.60

02:23:53.000 That was legit, man.

02:23:54.000 Dude, he clipped him good. 0.59

02:23:56.000 That was legit.

02:23:56.000 Yeah, legit.

02:23:58.000 Oh, another left hand.

02:24:00.000 Look at that.

02:24:01.000 He's going back.

02:24:01.000 Dude, he heard him.

02:24:02.000 He heard him. 1.00

02:24:02.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:24:04.000 And then the shot, man. 1.00

02:24:06.000 Goddamn. 1.00

02:24:07.000 The thing is, you go looking for that shot. 1.00

02:24:08.000 You've got to be conservative looking for those shots.

02:24:11.000 You've got to be real conservative.

02:24:12.000 But you can't be if you want to win.

02:24:14.000 If you want to win, you've got to get wild.

02:24:16.000 Oh, it's so confusing.

02:24:18.000 Here we go.

02:24:19.000 Every beginning of every round is the time to knock him out. 0.95

02:24:21.000 And once you get shot on, okay, just survive.

02:24:24.000 Is that two chains in the crowd? 0.99

02:24:26.000 How the fuck did that happen? 0.99

02:24:27.000 Two chains is there? 0.99

02:24:28.000 It looked like it.

02:24:29.000 How do you know what two chains looks like?

02:24:30.000 I don't know.

02:24:31.000 What's two chains?

02:24:32.000 What is that?

02:24:33.000 What'd you say, Jamie?

02:24:34.000 He's sitting next to Dana.

02:24:35.000 Is he?

02:24:35.000 Two Chains is?

02:24:36.000 What is Two Chains?

02:24:37.000 He's a rapper.

02:24:37.000 Oh, really?

02:24:38.000 He debated Nancy Grace about marijuana. 0.99

02:24:40.000 He hasn't been hot for a second, but...

02:24:43.000 Maybe he's hot in Dubai.

02:24:45.000 He looks tired.

02:24:46.000 He's certainly tired.

02:24:49.000 He's looking for...

02:24:50.000 That's the problem, man.

02:24:52.000 This is it.

02:24:53.000 Oh, Dustin.

02:24:54.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:24:56.000 That's tight.

02:24:56.000 That is tight.

02:24:58.000 That's Snuggie Snuggie.

02:25:00.000 That's Snuggie Snuggie.

02:25:01.000 That's Snuggie Snuggie.

02:25:02.000 That's Snuggie Snuggie.

02:25:03.000 That's Snuggalicious.

02:25:04.000 That is tight.

02:25:05.000 Dude, it's Snuggalicious.

02:25:06.000 But he doesn't have a leg.

02:25:07.000 He doesn't have a leg.

02:25:08.000 His arms are going to get tired.

02:25:10.000 That's still tight.

02:25:11.000 Oh, he rolled! 1.00

02:25:11.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:25:12.000 Oh, he rolled! 1.00

02:25:13.000 Oh, it's tight! 1.00

02:25:15.000 Damn, that's tight. 0.99

02:25:16.000 Oh, he's rolling to his back! 1.00

02:25:18.000 Dude, is he gonna put him to sleep?

02:25:19.000 Oh my god, this is incredible.

02:25:21.000 No way!

02:25:21.000 It's time!

02:25:22.000 No, he lost it.

02:25:23.000 He lost it.

02:25:24.000 No, he's still in it.

02:25:24.000 No, he lost it.

02:25:25.000 Nope, he's out.

02:25:26.000 He's out. 1.00

02:25:26.000 Shit! 1.00

02:25:28.000 That shit was snuggish! 1.00

02:25:30.000 But look at this, look at this. 1.00

02:25:31.000 Snug snugg! 0.91

02:25:32.000 He gave up his back.

02:25:33.000 Now he pissed Khabib off. 0.85

02:25:35.000 He tried to take a little breather after he let go of that guillotine. 1.00

02:25:38.000 You tugged on his neck, you tugged on the bear's neck, now he's gonna fuck you up. 1.00

02:25:41.000 Look at his dad right there, nothing moves on his face. 1.00

02:25:43.000 Makes you think if an elite Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt gets him in a position like that as he's trying to take him down.

02:25:48.000 He's an elite Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt.

02:25:50.000 No, but like a Dobby Ramos type too. 0.99

02:25:52.000 No, no.

02:25:53.000 You know who I think has the style to beat Khabib? 0.50

02:25:55.000 Who?

02:25:56.000 Tony Ferguson?

02:25:56.000 Brian Ortega.

02:25:58.000 Or Tony Ferguson.

02:25:59.000 But Brian Ortega as far as his neck attacks.

02:26:02.000 But the thing about Tony, oh, oh, here's that fulcrum choke.

02:26:05.000 Oh, no!

02:26:06.000 This might be it.

02:26:07.000 Nope, nope.

02:26:08.000 Tony Khabib's the fight all day.

02:26:10.000 See, I disagree with Brian Ortega because he's too small.

02:26:13.000 He's a 145-pounder.

02:26:14.000 Oh, he's a huge 45-pounder.

02:26:16.000 Yeah, but he's a 145-pounder.

02:26:17.000 Ferguson is the man.

02:26:18.000 Oh, he's under the neck. 0.54

02:26:20.000 Oh, it's over.

02:26:20.000 It's over.

02:26:21.000 It's over.

02:26:22.000 It's over.

02:26:22.000 Tap, tap, tap.

02:26:24.000 That's it.

02:26:24.000 Wow.

02:26:25.000 Khabib. 1.00

02:26:25.000 He's a goddamn monster. 1.00

02:26:27.000 Khabib is a monster. 1.00

02:26:28.000 It's Tony Khabib now, dude. 0.97

02:26:29.000 It's Tony Khabib.

02:26:30.000 Look at this.

02:26:30.000 Even Khabib said that, though.

02:26:32.000 Khabib is a goddamn monster. 1.00

02:26:34.000 What's he doing? 1.00

02:26:34.000 Is he hugging his dad? 1.00

02:26:35.000 Where's he running into the crowd for?

02:26:37.000 Where'd the camera go?

02:26:38.000 Did he go to hug his dad?

02:26:39.000 Yeah.

02:26:40.000 Yeah.

02:26:41.000 Oh, he's hugging Dana.

02:26:42.000 Oh, look at that, man.

02:26:43.000 That's amazing.

02:26:44.000 He's hugging everybody.

02:26:46.000 Wow.

02:26:47.000 He's humping people, too. 0.92

02:26:49.000 I think they're jumping up and down with him. 0.93

02:26:51.000 That's his dad, I think, with the white hair.

02:26:53.000 We went out on a limb, Brian.

02:26:55.000 It made it fun.

02:26:56.000 It made it fun, Brian. 1.00

02:26:57.000 I got my money back, bitch. 1.00

02:26:59.000 You got it. 1.00

02:27:00.000 Take your money.

02:27:01.000 Look at this.

02:27:01.000 He's a minus 400 for a reason.

02:27:03.000 Mind.

02:27:04.000 I loaned you 100. You owe it to me.

02:27:06.000 Poor made it fun, though, for a little bit.

02:27:08.000 He certainly did.

02:27:09.000 That's what you gotta do, man.

02:27:10.000 Great fighter.

02:27:10.000 Oh, that's his dad.

02:27:12.000 So that wasn't his dad that he was jumping around with?

02:27:13.000 That was somebody else?

02:27:15.000 His dad.

02:27:15.000 He's such a good guy, Khabib, too.

02:27:16.000 Good fight.

02:27:17.000 Great guy.

02:27:18.000 He's a great guy.

02:27:19.000 Look at that.

02:27:20.000 What a good guy.

02:27:20.000 Beautiful sportsmanship.

02:27:21.000 I think Khabib's only gonna do two more.

02:27:23.000 Beautiful.

02:27:23.000 That's what it sounds like.

02:27:24.000 Two more? 0.74

02:27:25.000 Yeah, he's not interested in the long game.

02:27:27.000 Well, who?

02:27:28.000 Ferguson, then who else?

02:27:29.000 I don't know.

02:27:30.000 He wants GSP. GSP wants the fight too.

02:27:32.000 Khabib is just amazing, man.

02:27:33.000 He's just amazing.

02:27:35.000 What a man.

02:27:36.000 That's it.

02:27:36.000 It's Tony Khabib.

02:27:37.000 That's it.

02:27:38.000 Oh, that's it.

02:27:39.000 That's the only fight.

02:27:39.000 Now, here's the difference.

02:27:41.000 Here's the difference in my eyes.

02:27:42.000 Tony Ferguson does not get tired.

02:27:44.000 Never gets tired.

02:27:45.000 He doesn't get tired.

02:27:45.000 It doesn't matter if you take him down.

02:27:46.000 He's a scrambling motherfucker. 1.00

02:27:48.000 And he can cut you up with elbows. 1.00

02:27:50.000 Elbows from the ground. 0.91

02:27:50.000 And he's got Darces from every angle, dude. 0.91

02:27:55.000 He's got long arms. 1.00

02:27:56.000 He just fucked one little mistake and you're in a Darce and it's over. 1.00

02:28:00.000 He can catch you with triangles, Darces, guillotines. 1.00

02:28:04.000 You name it, he can hit you with it.

02:28:05.000 But his elbow's from the back.

02:28:07.000 The biggest difference is Tony does not get tired.

02:28:10.000 Tony's one of the only fighters who, I'm saying from round one, he's even better in four.

02:28:15.000 He's the only guy that we know who gets better in four.

02:28:18.000 You've trained with him, you've been in his camp. 0.99

02:28:20.000 What the fuck does he do to have that kind of endurance? 0.99

02:28:24.000 He just... 0.99

02:28:28.000 You know, my son is seven and he loves baseball. 0.99

02:28:34.000 And he came at me with some fucking Vince Lombardi quote, dude. 0.99

02:28:38.000 Like some Michael Jordan shit one day. 1.00

02:28:40.000 We were walking to baseball practice and my son's a savage dude. 0.99

02:28:46.000 And I said, how do you like baseball so far?

02:28:48.000 He said, daddy, you know practice is my favorite sport. 1.00

02:28:53.000 I'm like, shit. 1.00

02:28:55.000 Practice is his favorite. 1.00

02:28:55.000 Practice is my favorite sport. 1.00

02:28:57.000 You can put that on a fucking wall, dude. 1.00

02:28:59.000 That's pretty badass. 1.00

02:29:00.000 Practice is my favorite sport.

02:29:01.000 My seven-year-old told me that.

02:29:03.000 That's an amazing t-shirt. 1.00

02:29:03.000 You can put that on a fucking Vince Lombardi shit. 1.00

02:29:07.000 That's Michael Jordan shit. 1.00

02:29:09.000 That's Tony Ferguson shit. 1.00

02:29:10.000 That's a t-shirt. 0.99

02:29:11.000 Tony Ferguson, he loves training, dude.

02:29:15.000 He loves it so much.

02:29:16.000 But what does he do specifically?

02:29:18.000 He does everything.

02:29:18.000 You've been in his camp.

02:29:19.000 What is his schedule like?

02:29:21.000 Just cardio all day.

02:29:23.000 What kind of cardio? 1.00

02:29:25.000 The traditional shit, and then he makes up shit. 1.00

02:29:28.000 Okay, starts off in the morning. 1.00

02:29:29.000 How does he start off in the morning?

02:29:30.000 You know what?

02:29:31.000 I don't know his exact schedule.

02:29:34.000 But when you've been there, give me a typical day.

02:29:36.000 Like in Big Bear, when you guys go to Big Bear.

02:29:38.000 He's running, sprinting, doing all sorts of like football calisthenics type stuff.

02:29:46.000 Ladder drills. 0.99

02:29:47.000 Like all sorts of shit. 1.00

02:29:48.000 He loves training. 1.00

02:29:53.000 That's his secret weapon. 0.99

02:29:54.000 He fucking loves it. 0.99

02:29:56.000 He wants to train all day. 1.00

02:29:58.000 What does he eat like?

02:30:01.000 When he's not training for a fight, he eats like anybody else.

02:30:07.000 Tacos, burritos. 0.99

02:30:08.000 He don't give a fuck. 1.00

02:30:09.000 He'll blow up to like 185, 190. When he's training? 1.00

02:30:12.000 When he's training, he's a fucking machine, dude. 1.00

02:30:15.000 He's a machine. 1.00

02:30:16.000 He eats like... 1.00

02:30:19.000 All the best shit. 1.00

02:30:22.000 Like when you're eating with him. 1.00

02:30:23.000 What's he eating? 1.00

02:30:23.000 I don't eat with him because I eat some bullshit. 1.00

02:30:25.000 I'll go to In-N-Out. 0.99

02:30:26.000 You know what I mean?

02:30:27.000 He ain't going to In-N-Out.

02:30:28.000 You'll veer off on your own path?

02:30:29.000 And so he's got meal prepped?

02:30:31.000 Everything's meal prepped?

02:30:32.000 Him and his wife, they're like, dude, he just eats like a savage.

02:30:40.000 He didn't put the hat on John Anik. 1.00

02:30:43.000 He always puts that shit on me. 1.00

02:30:44.000 He only does it to you, man. 1.00

02:30:45.000 Aw.

02:30:46.000 Respect.

02:30:46.000 Hey, Jamie, can you hear what he's saying?

02:30:48.000 Is he calling anybody out?

02:30:49.000 Yeah, let's give us some volume.

02:30:51.000 I'm assuming he's going to call Tony out.

02:30:53.000 Let's hear this.

02:30:54.000 Or GSP. Maybe I can get permission from the UFC to play volume in the background.

02:30:59.000 No way.

02:30:59.000 That would be dope.

02:31:00.000 Why not?

02:31:00.000 Come on.

02:31:01.000 They shouldn't fuck you for that. 1.00

02:31:03.000 But it's not that. 1.00

02:31:03.000 It's just that they could hear results. 1.00

02:31:05.000 Here we go.

02:31:08.000 He is just saying how much respect he has for Dustin.

02:31:23.000 Respect.

02:31:27.000 People can't hear this, but he's saying respect.

02:31:31.000 Respect teammates, respect gym, coaches.

02:31:37.000 Keep clean your gym.

02:31:38.000 He's just a class act.

02:31:39.000 Oh, he's wearing Dustin Poirier's shirt.

02:31:41.000 He is wearing Dustin Poirier's shirt.

02:31:43.000 How cool is that?

02:31:43.000 Oh, man, that's beautiful.

02:31:45.000 That makes me tear up. 1.00

02:31:48.000 He's wearing Dustin's fucking t-shirt after he just beat him. 1.00

02:31:50.000 He's an amazing human being, man. 1.00

02:31:51.000 That is incredible.

02:31:52.000 I love that.

02:31:53.000 He's the nicest guy in the world.

02:31:54.000 This guy's amazing.

02:31:57.000 That really is incredible.

02:31:59.000 17. Oh, he's got 12 wins just below George St. Pierre's 13th.

02:32:05.000 Look at these killers behind him, all those dudes.

02:32:08.000 Look at his dad.

02:32:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:32:10.000 Tough fucking animal. 1.00

02:32:11.000 His dad looks like he can go four rounds right now. 1.00

02:32:17.000 He's speaking now in his language.

02:32:19.000 Did you ever hear him when they were asking about the Conor McGregor stuff, like jumping in the crowd, and he goes, I gotta see my dad.

02:32:25.000 He goes, I apologize to my dad.

02:32:26.000 I gotta go home and see my dad.

02:32:28.000 Because dad...

02:32:30.000 Probably slapped him around. 1.00

02:32:38.000 Dude, he's talking shit. 1.00

02:32:41.000 I've got to say, I'm glad what he did. 1.00

02:32:43.000 He followed his father's plan.

02:32:45.000 That's all I've got to say.

02:32:46.000 He followed his plan.

02:32:49.000 Abdulmanab, great to have you here, my friend.

02:32:51.000 Congratulations to you, Habib.

02:32:52.000 Before we let you go, I've been a long way to get back in the octagon phase.

02:32:58.000 Oh, there it is.

02:32:59.000 Here we go.

02:33:01.000 Here we go.

02:33:08.000 Give me a couple days to think about it. 0.91

02:33:12.000 Badass.

02:33:13.000 Yeah, good for him.

02:33:14.000 John Anik does the best post-fight interviews in the game.

02:33:16.000 Very clear-cut.

02:33:17.000 He's the best.

02:33:18.000 He's so good.

02:33:19.000 So good at it.

02:33:20.000 I don't like doing them.

02:33:21.000 They should make him do them.

02:33:37.000 I mean, I knew he was going to press.

02:33:46.000 I knew I was going to be against the fence a lot.

02:33:49.000 Just when I cut myself down, you know, I didn't cut any corners to prepare for this.

02:33:53.000 Oh, come on, Dustin.

02:33:54.000 You're alright, buddy.

02:33:54.000 Probably my whole career set me up for this moment, but...

02:33:57.000 Everybody's cheering for him.

02:34:01.000 Listen to the respect, man.

02:34:03.000 That's beautiful.

02:34:03.000 Beautiful.

02:34:04.000 Man, people came from all around the world for that fight.

02:34:08.000 He's such a great dude, man.

02:34:09.000 I love him.

02:34:15.000 Yeah, he's just dealing with the aftermath here.

02:34:20.000 Good for you. 1.00

02:34:37.000 Damn, he's hurt. 1.00

02:34:38.000 His daughter's cute as shit. 1.00

02:34:41.000 Alright, let's kill that, Jamie. 0.99

02:34:43.000 This to me makes me more excited than ever for a Tony Ferguson fight because I think fatigue plays a gigantic factor in any Khabib fight. 0.98

02:34:52.000 And I think that is one fucking tool that Tony Ferguson has in his box that... 0.95

02:34:58.000 Very few people have. 0.99

02:34:59.000 The kind of endurance that that guy has, it's almost superhuman.

02:35:03.000 Ferguson?

02:35:04.000 Yeah, almost superhuman.

02:35:07.000 And also, he's so good at rolling.

02:35:09.000 Like, you don't just take Tony down.

02:35:11.000 It's not like you shoot and he resists and then boom, he's on his back.

02:35:15.000 When you shoot, Tony goes with you.

02:35:17.000 Transitions.

02:35:18.000 Tony rolls with you.

02:35:18.000 And when you shoot, he throws and darses, dude.

02:35:21.000 Yes.

02:35:22.000 That's the difference, though.

02:35:23.000 You can't really train for Tony.

02:35:24.000 Because when you get in there, he'll throw him at every angle.

02:35:27.000 Remember when he darts Barboza?

02:35:29.000 99.9% of fighters out there don't...

02:35:34.000 See Darces like Tony does.

02:35:37.000 Tony sees him at every end.

02:35:39.000 That's the fight, man. 0.99

02:35:40.000 He could be in side control and he'll fucking throw him in. 0.99

02:35:43.000 And how about the fact that he fucking hit Barboza with that shit when they were covered in blood and sweat and chaos and coming off of this watching Dustin almost catch that guillotine. 1.00

02:35:54.000 Almost catch that guillotine. 0.99

02:35:56.000 One of Tony's strongest weapons is the fact that Most fighters, even boxers or MMA fighters or whatever, their trainers will tell you the same thing.

02:36:08.000 The goal is to take their performance in the gym and take it to the ring.

02:36:17.000 And most people can't do that.

02:36:19.000 Most people fight their best at the gym.

02:36:21.000 They just can't take it to the ring.

02:36:24.000 There's just too much pressure or whatever.

02:36:26.000 Or they're just too cautious.

02:36:27.000 There's just so much pressure.

02:36:29.000 Tony does not have that problem.

02:36:33.000 And he proves it time and time again. 0.99

02:36:36.000 When you look at when he throws a spinning elbow, not only will he throw a spinning elbow and not give a fuck, but he'll throw two in a row, dude. 0.99

02:36:48.000 That tells you right there. 0.98

02:36:49.000 He also seems to improvise. 1.00

02:36:51.000 He does weird shit. 0.99

02:36:51.000 Tony's a lot like Nate Diaz. 0.99

02:36:52.000 Nate Diaz and Nick Diaz.

02:36:54.000 What happens when they get in the ring... 0.99

02:36:57.000 Is they don't give a fuck, and they actually do perform in the ring like they do in the gym. 0.99

02:37:05.000 That's the biggest difference. 0.99

02:37:06.000 Remember Tommy Morrison?

02:37:08.000 His biggest thing was, can we take what he does in the gym and take it to the ring in front of the world?

02:37:14.000 And he just couldn't do it on a consistent basis.

02:37:17.000 And most fighters, that's the big problem.

02:37:19.000 Can you do what you do under pressure?

02:37:23.000 Under the whole world.

02:37:24.000 And Tony has zero problems with that.

02:37:27.000 That's his biggest...

02:37:28.000 Especially now.

02:37:29.000 He goes out there and he... 1.00

02:37:31.000 Dude, he will improvise on the spot and do shit and throw caution to the wind. 1.00

02:37:37.000 He don't give a fuck. 1.00

02:37:38.000 That is why Tony is dangerous. 1.00

02:37:41.000 Because he has no...

02:37:42.000 Once he gets in the ring, it's like there's no pressure.

02:37:46.000 The pressure's on you, dude, because I'm going to come after you with everything.

02:37:50.000 So the pressure is on the other.

02:37:51.000 So he goes out there and he plays.

02:37:53.000 Once Tony starts dancing, it's over, dude. 1.00

02:37:55.000 Once he starts dancing and you see Tony just start doing crazy shit, you're fucked. 1.00

02:38:00.000 Has he ever lost? 1.00

02:38:03.000 Yes.

02:38:03.000 His last fight was Michael Johnson because Michael Johnson broke his arm.

02:38:10.000 He lost the decision.

02:38:11.000 He threw a kick.

02:38:12.000 He checked the kick and it broke his forearm and he was out for like a year.

02:38:15.000 He had like metal plates in his arm and everything.

02:38:17.000 So it was kind of hard to win that fight.

02:38:19.000 But...

02:38:22.000 It's going to be a great fight.

02:38:24.000 He's on a ridiculous win streak.

02:38:27.000 He's in like 17 in a row. 0.56

02:38:29.000 12. He has a longer win streak than Khabib in the UFC. I think he has the longest win streak besides Jon Jones, right?

02:38:35.000 It's really kind of amazing that he hasn't got a legit title shot yet.

02:38:39.000 Other than the interim.

02:38:40.000 Well, he just got hurt, right?

02:38:42.000 Yeah.

02:38:42.000 And then those Khabib fights, you know, like Khabib backed out.

02:38:46.000 You missed weight.

02:38:48.000 It's perfect now. 1.00

02:38:49.000 All that shit in the past... 0.99

02:38:51.000 We built this up, so now it's better than ever. 1.00

02:38:55.000 God, Khabib's good.

02:38:56.000 Khabib is better than ever right now.

02:38:58.000 Khabib is so good.

02:38:59.000 He's so good.

02:38:59.000 Yeah, he is good.

02:39:01.000 Jesus.

02:39:02.000 So good.

02:39:02.000 It just gets on your back.

02:39:03.000 Nobody can solve that problem.

02:39:05.000 No.

02:39:06.000 Well, it's great.

02:39:06.000 Grappling is just so superior to almost everybody else in the sport.

02:39:10.000 That's why I think Tony stands a chance, because Tony's grappling is so interesting, and he's so agile.

02:39:17.000 And the thing he does, if you watch Tony train, he's always moving in weird ways.

02:39:21.000 And that's not for fun.

02:39:25.000 That's actually how he fights.

02:39:26.000 He moves.

02:39:27.000 He does that for real. 0.87

02:39:28.000 He slices you with elbows. 1.00

02:39:30.000 He had this video that he put on Instagram of him fucking with the Wing Chun dummy. 0.99

02:39:34.000 And all these Wing Chun experts came out like, he's not doing it right. 0.98

02:39:37.000 That's not Wing Chun. 0.99

02:39:38.000 I don't know what the fuck he's doing. 0.99

02:39:39.000 Like, dude, Tony's doing whatever the fuck he wants to do. 1.00

02:39:42.000 Yeah, and he'll beat you up, too. 0.99

02:39:43.000 He'll take a Wing Chun dummy and do Tony Ferguson on.

02:39:46.000 There he is.

02:39:47.000 He'll beat your founder up.

02:39:48.000 There he is.

02:39:48.000 Oh, they're showing him.

02:39:49.000 Look at that. 0.97

02:39:50.000 When he was fucking up Donald Cerrone, I was like, oh my god, look at him. 0.96

02:39:54.000 Dude, he's the man. 0.84

02:39:55.000 The other thing you got to think about with Tony is you can't train for it, really. 1.00

02:39:59.000 Watch this shit. 0.99

02:39:59.000 You can't find anyone to mimic Tony. 0.99

02:40:01.000 He'll get you from all angles, dude. 1.00

02:40:03.000 Goddamn. 1.00

02:40:04.000 He'll knock you out and submit you in the same fight. 1.00

02:40:06.000 He's just so unorthodox.

02:40:07.000 In the same fight.

02:40:10.000 Yeah, I think...

02:40:11.000 Kevin Lee was having a little success in the early round, but he didn't...

02:40:15.000 I mean, he mounted him and he got in a good position, but he didn't do any damage.

02:40:18.000 Yeah, there's been some fighters that had some success, but when it all comes down...

02:40:21.000 But there's been success on Khabib, too.

02:40:23.000 Well, you're dealing with elite fighters, man.

02:40:25.000 Whenever you're dealing with elite fighters, you're dealing with guys that are going to test each other.

02:40:28.000 I mean, of course, he's not going to run through everybody.

02:40:31.000 He's going to have some difficult moments, but his ability to win is unprecedented.

02:40:36.000 It's right up there with Khabib. 0.98

02:40:37.000 I mean, Khabib's ran through The big difference between Tony and all of Khabib's opponents is, generally,

02:40:53.000 most of the guys that Khabib takes down, they're spending all their energy trying to get back up.

02:41:00.000 They're trying to get back up.

02:41:02.000 They're trying to drag themselves up the fence.

02:41:05.000 Tony's not going to do that.

02:41:07.000 Tony's going to attack.

02:41:09.000 So Khabib's never dealt with a guy that's going to actually go, okay, we're on the ground.

02:41:14.000 Let's do this.

02:41:16.000 So that's going to be the difference.

02:41:18.000 You know what?

02:41:18.000 I'm not making predictions or anything.

02:41:23.000 I've been in this sport long enough where I know anything can happen.

02:41:26.000 You can't predict any fight.

02:41:27.000 Who knows what's going to happen?

02:41:28.000 Khabib controls on the ground, whatever your jiu-jitsu is, whatever it is.

02:41:32.000 He controls your hips and your legs.

02:41:34.000 We'll see you later.

02:41:35.000 Nobody has...

02:41:37.000 It just takes everything away.

02:41:38.000 Okay.

02:41:39.000 I respect that.

02:41:40.000 Right, he pins your hips to the ground. 0.73

02:41:42.000 See you later.

02:41:43.000 No one doesn't.

02:41:44.000 He hasn't fought anybody.

02:41:47.000 With Tony's weapons on the ground and the fact that Tony's not going to try to spend the whole round trying to get back up. 0.99

02:41:56.000 He might try to get back up here and there, but there's going to be spots where it's like, okay, let's attack this motherfucker. 0.99

02:42:02.000 And it's a different ballgame. 0.99

02:42:04.000 It's a different game when Khabib's trying to keep the guy on the ground who's trying to drag himself up the fence and a guy just turns up and squares with him and goes, okay, let's attack.

02:42:15.000 It's a whole different game.

02:42:17.000 So I don't know how it's going to turn out.

02:42:19.000 I don't know.

02:42:19.000 Who knows how it's going to turn out?

02:42:21.000 I'm not here guaranteeing a win.

02:42:23.000 It is the fight.

02:42:24.000 It's the fight that happens.

02:42:25.000 There's no other fight.

02:42:26.000 There's nothing else.

02:42:27.000 My feeling is that if Ferguson can be busy enough on the ground...

02:42:31.000 How is Conor ranked number three?

02:42:33.000 He hasn't fought in so long.

02:42:36.000 That seems so strange to me.

02:42:38.000 They're worried if they take him out?

02:42:40.000 Those rankings are so odd.

02:42:42.000 It's like, who makes those?

02:42:44.000 How do they do that?

02:42:45.000 I know the pound for pound rankings are made by journalists, like journalists submit their submissions.

02:42:52.000 So are these.

02:42:53.000 Is that?

02:42:53.000 Yeah.

02:42:54.000 Really?

02:42:54.000 The rankings?

02:42:55.000 Yeah.

02:42:55.000 There's a whole, there's like a number of journalists who submit to the rankings.

02:42:58.000 So after, don't you think that after like a long, lengthy layoff?

02:43:02.000 How long has it been since he fought?

02:43:03.000 Connor, last time he fought was Vegas.

02:43:05.000 How long has it been?

02:43:05.000 Khabib fought twice.

02:43:06.000 Exactly.

02:43:07.000 A year and a half, two years?

02:43:10.000 I'd say a year.

02:43:11.000 Probably a year.

02:43:11.000 No, probably a year.

02:43:12.000 What is this, yoga?

02:43:13.000 It's been a year.

02:43:14.000 It's been a year.

02:43:15.000 When I go into yoga class and they go, let's do OM, and everybody is out of key and out of pitch.

02:43:21.000 Not here.

02:43:22.000 It sounds horrible.

02:43:23.000 I did it.

02:43:25.000 Where do you do yoga?

02:43:26.000 Do you do beak rolls?

02:43:28.000 Dude, I do...

02:43:29.000 Do you do hot yoga?

02:43:30.000 No, I don't do...

02:43:31.000 I do old man yoga, dude.

02:43:33.000 What's old man yoga? 0.91

02:43:34.000 Oh my god, it's the greatest yoga ever invented.

02:43:38.000 Why? 1.00

02:43:38.000 Because you don't do shit! 1.00

02:43:41.000 Dude, the first five... 1.00

02:43:41.000 Why do it? 1.00

02:43:42.000 Because, you know what it is?

02:43:44.000 It's an hour of some stretching that you would never do at your house.

02:43:50.000 You would never do it at your house.

02:43:51.000 So the first five minutes, dude, you know how we warm up? 0.99

02:43:55.000 We fucking lay there, dude. 0.98

02:43:56.000 We just lay there. 0.99

02:43:57.000 And I'm like passing out. 1.00

02:43:58.000 I'm like, oh shit. 0.99

02:43:59.000 And then after five minutes, you grab a leg. 0.99

02:44:02.000 And then you grab the other leg.

02:44:04.000 And I love it. 0.98

02:44:05.000 I fucking love it. 0.88

02:44:06.000 And you know how we cool down the last five minutes? 0.99

02:44:10.000 We fucking just get in a fetal position and just take a nap for five. 0.95

02:44:15.000 The first time I went to this class, my wife says, you hate this, don't you? 1.00

02:44:19.000 Because I went with my wife and my son, because you hate this.

02:44:21.000 I know.

02:44:22.000 I'm sorry.

02:44:22.000 We'll go to somewhere.

02:44:23.000 I'm like, what are you talking about?

02:44:25.000 I found my life's passion.

02:44:28.000 Old man yoga.

02:44:30.000 Remember your character, the lazy dancer?

02:44:33.000 Dude.

02:44:35.000 I go to yoga and take naps now, dude.

02:44:38.000 I'll take a nap and my wife gets mad because she knows that noise I make when I go out. 1.00

02:44:44.000 You know when you kind of go...

02:44:46.000 The snoring wakes you up.

02:44:49.000 She knows that noise so well. 1.00

02:44:52.000 She's like, I'm going to kill you. 0.95

02:44:55.000 I love yoga. 0.87

02:44:58.000 Everybody in the class is at least 85 years old.

02:45:03.000 I swear to God. 1.00

02:45:03.000 Me and my wife and my son, we're like the youngest motherfuckers in there. 1.00

02:45:07.000 Do you still roll jiu-jitsu? 0.99

02:45:09.000 I love it.

02:45:10.000 You go full?

02:45:12.000 I am rolling, but I'm not like, you know, I'm not rolling like, you know, I'm training for Abu Dhabi or anything like that.

02:45:22.000 I'm like trying to lose weight.

02:45:25.000 How long has it been since your surgery on your shoulder?

02:45:29.000 One year, exactly.

02:45:31.000 And it's not 100%?

02:45:32.000 It'll never be 100%.

02:45:33.000 What's it at right now?

02:45:34.000 Dude, like, if you try to underjack this arm and try to put me in an arm, I'll tap, like, right here.

02:45:38.000 Stem cell, bro.

02:45:39.000 Yeah.

02:45:40.000 You need to get stem cells in there. 0.55

02:45:41.000 When's the last time you rolled, Kellen?

02:45:43.000 Everybody keeps saying!

02:45:45.000 1998. It was when CDs were very widely available.

02:45:49.000 No, I rolled with you.

02:45:50.000 You know what, everyone? 0.88

02:45:51.000 The thing about stem cells is I'm down with it, but every fucking three months, there's a new dude that comes out and says, oh, they did their stem cells like this. 1.00

02:46:00.000 We take our stem cells out of fucking pigs. 0.99

02:46:03.000 And then six months later, oh, they've been taking their stem cells from pigs. 1.00

02:46:08.000 We take our stem cells from fucking aborted fetuses in China. 1.00

02:46:11.000 And they're like, okay. 1.00

02:46:13.000 And then another six months, like, oh, they take their fetus... 0.57

02:46:16.000 They're stem cells from a bored fetus in China.

02:46:18.000 We take ours from a bored fetus from Haiti. 1.00

02:46:21.000 Oh my god! 1.00

02:46:23.000 When are you guys going to master this shit? 1.00

02:46:25.000 It's amniotic fluid now, I think, and they take it from the placenta? 1.00

02:46:28.000 No, it's not fluid. 0.99

02:46:29.000 What's the latest shit? 0.99

02:46:30.000 What's the latest one? 1.00

02:46:31.000 Umbilical cord.

02:46:31.000 They use umbilical cord.

02:46:32.000 Mel Gibson was on your podcast.

02:46:34.000 Go to Panama. 1.00

02:46:35.000 We do fucking stem cells. 1.00

02:46:37.000 Slow down. 1.00

02:46:37.000 Stop, stop, stop. 1.00

02:46:39.000 Listen, Dr. Neil Reardon was on my podcast and he had treated Mel Gibson and Mel Gibson's dad.

02:46:44.000 Dr. Neil Reardon runs a clinic in Panama because they can do things in Panama that they don't allow yet in the United States because they would have to classify it as a drug.

02:46:51.000 What is it, 40K? If you go down, it's a little bit in that range.

02:46:54.000 I sent my mom down there.

02:46:56.000 I sent Miriam Nakamoto down there too. 0.98

02:46:57.000 Miriam Nakamoto's got a fucked up knee and she couldn't get it fixed and she was falling apart. 0.96

02:47:02.000 Is she better? 0.97

02:47:02.000 Is she better now? 0.97

02:47:03.000 She's just got it done.

02:47:04.000 She's just got it done.

02:47:05.000 My buddy did it.

02:47:06.000 Actually, you know what?

02:47:07.000 She hasn't got it done.

02:47:08.000 Let's find out.

02:47:08.000 I don't think she's got it done yet.

02:47:10.000 I think maybe she goes this week.

02:47:11.000 My buddy went to Germany.

02:47:12.000 From the people we're going to?

02:47:13.000 No, he went to Germany, but he did.

02:47:15.000 Now the people we're going to, he's done all the research.

02:47:18.000 He said that's cutting edge.

02:47:19.000 She's coming to my show tonight, by the way.

02:47:21.000 Brian, what's cutting edge?

02:47:25.000 It's called Renu, R-E-N-U, and you have to read how they do it, but it's essentially from cesarean sections.

02:47:33.000 They take the placenta and the umbilical cord from that. 0.99

02:47:36.000 And those cells, I guess, they can essentially become anything with it.

02:47:42.000 Is that what you do, Joe?

02:47:42.000 You're not harvesting your own.

02:47:43.000 That's what I'm doing. 0.96

02:47:44.000 And I'll tell you, my buddy did it, shot it in both shoulders.

02:47:47.000 Shoulders hurt for seven years.

02:47:49.000 He said, dude, I'm telling you.

02:47:51.000 He got a lot of them done.

02:47:52.000 He said, I haven't had in two years my shoulders haven't hurt at all.

02:47:54.000 That's great.

02:47:55.000 This is a secondhand thing.

02:47:57.000 I've had a full-length rotator cuff tear disappear.

02:48:00.000 It's gone. 1.00

02:48:01.000 I'm shooting in my fucking foot. 1.00

02:48:04.000 I'm shooting in my fucking foot. 1.00

02:48:06.000 You need to go to Lifespan Medicine in Santa Monica and talk to Dr. Ben Ruhi. 1.00

02:48:10.000 He's in Santa Monica.

02:48:11.000 He's phenomenal.

02:48:12.000 Listen, my guy is the best guy on the planet.

02:48:14.000 Trust me. 0.99

02:48:15.000 In the United States, for what you can get done in the United States, the guy that I go to is as good as any fucking human that's alive. 0.98

02:48:20.000 It's in Santa Monica, California. 0.98

02:48:21.000 You've got to trust me.

02:48:22.000 I do all the research.

02:48:23.000 I've talked to all the doctors. 1.00

02:48:25.000 I've read books on this shit. 1.00

02:48:27.000 I'm about as up as you can get without being in the business. 1.00

02:48:31.000 Has anybody gotten stem cells up in their dick? 0.99

02:48:35.000 Yes. 1.00

02:48:36.000 Ben Greenfield said he made his dick bigger. 1.00

02:48:38.000 I would recommend, if you're in Vegas, I would recommend Dr. Roddy McGee. 1.00

02:48:43.000 He's got a piece on him.

02:48:44.000 It's not bad.

02:48:45.000 He doesn't need stem cells. 1.00

02:48:46.000 If his dick's bigger for his body, he'd have a real problem. 1.00

02:48:49.000 Callan needs acupuncture on his dick. 1.00

02:48:50.000 He would look odd. 1.00

02:48:51.000 Callan, you need some physical therapy on your dick. 1.00

02:48:54.000 You fuck so much. 1.00

02:48:55.000 I have to do some fucking... 1.00

02:48:57.000 You need some acupuncture on it. 0.99

02:48:59.000 For real, Eddie, if you want to talk to Ben Ruhi, he's the guy who did your back with Regenikine.

02:49:06.000 Your back was too far gone for that.

02:49:07.000 He told you your back was too far gone?

02:49:09.000 Because all it does is act as...

02:49:10.000 He didn't tell me that.

02:49:11.000 What did he tell you?

02:49:12.000 He said it was going to work.

02:49:14.000 He wouldn't...

02:49:15.000 Well, maybe it would have worked if you didn't do jiu-jitsu.

02:49:18.000 The problem is...

02:49:19.000 Chip point.

02:49:20.000 No, he saw my MRI and my...

02:49:26.000 L5-S1 was like this. 1.00

02:49:28.000 And he still stuck me with that shit. 1.00

02:49:31.000 Well, he said it was going to give you some relief. 1.00

02:49:32.000 Did it give you any relief?

02:49:34.000 I don't even remember.

02:49:34.000 Eddie's not a fan.

02:49:35.000 I don't even remember at this point.

02:49:37.000 You don't have any carnage?

02:49:38.000 All I know is I've had stem cells. 1.00

02:49:40.000 I thought I was getting stem cells when I went to that shit. 0.99

02:49:43.000 They still talk about Eddie to this day in the office. 0.99

02:49:45.000 Really?

02:49:45.000 Yeah, apparently you were hitting him with all kinds of crazy conspiracy theories while you were in there.

02:49:49.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:49:50.000 They were... 1.00

02:49:51.000 That's why I love Eddie.

02:49:52.000 I went there, I thought I was getting stem cell treatments.

02:49:56.000 I went in there and I saw it and I go, stem cell.

02:49:59.000 And then at the very end they go, oh, this ain't stem cell.

02:50:01.000 This is just...

02:50:03.000 Wait a minute, why did you think it was stem cells?

02:50:04.000 This is PRP. I'm like, wait, this is PRP. No, no, no.

02:50:07.000 It's not PRP. It's Regenicane. 0.50

02:50:09.000 It's different.

02:50:10.000 It's different.

02:50:10.000 It's way superior to PRP. It's how I fix my bulging disc in my neck.

02:50:14.000 I had a real fucking problem in my neck. 1.00

02:50:16.000 Numb fingers. 1.00

02:50:16.000 I also need that. 1.00

02:50:17.000 What did you do with it?

02:50:18.000 What is Regenicane?

02:50:19.000 It's a procedure they invented in Germany.

02:50:21.000 Kobe Bryant went down there.

02:50:22.000 Peyton Manning had his neck fixed in Germany.

02:50:24.000 It's not stem cells, though.

02:50:25.000 TJ Dillashaw.

02:50:26.000 It's not stem cells, though.

02:50:26.000 Okay, relax.

02:50:27.000 I know.

02:50:28.000 They do stem cells there, too.

02:50:29.000 They do.

02:50:30.000 They do both.

02:50:30.000 But you've got to remember, I went in there thinking, listen, this is what I was thinking.

02:50:34.000 Maybe I'm a retard, and I probably am, but I went in there thinking I was telling everybody.

02:50:40.000 I'm getting stem cells. 0.68

02:50:41.000 Well, because you didn't listen.

02:50:43.000 And then by the time it happened, they go, oh no, you're not getting stem cells.

02:50:47.000 You're getting PRP. Eddie, they didn't lie to you.

02:50:49.000 You just didn't listen.

02:50:51.000 If you want to get stem cells, they can.

02:50:53.000 But when it comes to, look, I got Regenicine in my back last week because I've been having some sciatic nerve issues. 0.72

02:51:00.000 My ass hurts and the nerve goes down because I had a little bit of a bulge that's pushing on it. 0.79

02:51:03.000 Did it help? 1.00

02:51:04.000 Your ass hurts for other reasons that we can't discuss. 1.00

02:51:07.000 Easy. 1.00

02:51:08.000 Slow down.

02:51:09.000 That's cause of that thing we did a long time ago. 0.99

02:51:13.000 Callan knows about ass pain. 0.99

02:51:14.000 Oh, I know about ass pain. 0.99

02:51:15.000 Listen, they do everything. 0.99

02:51:18.000 They do everything there.

02:51:19.000 But if I had to tell someone, if someone had a real issue and they wanted to deal with it, I would say, if you have time, go to Panama.

02:51:26.000 Because they can do things in Panama they can't do. 1.00

02:51:29.000 Dude, my mom was about to get a fucking knee replacement. 1.00

02:51:31.000 Real close. 1.00

02:51:33.000 I sent her down there to Panama.

02:51:35.000 She's 73. So for a while, it was like, well, I don't feel anything.

02:51:39.000 It still hurts.

02:51:40.000 But then about six months in, she's like, it really seems like it's getting better.

02:51:43.000 Eight months later, no pain.

02:51:45.000 Come on.

02:51:45.000 Yes.

02:51:46.000 Come on.

02:51:46.000 Yes.

02:51:47.000 She's hiking in the Grand Canyon, man. 1.00

02:51:48.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:51:49.000 Grand Canyon. 1.00

02:51:50.000 Yes. 1.00

02:51:50.000 I need that shit in my neck. 1.00

02:51:51.000 She went on vacation. 1.00

02:51:52.000 You do.

02:51:52.000 She can walk.

02:51:54.000 With no pain now.

02:51:55.000 Can you get it in your neck?

02:51:55.000 Yes.

02:51:56.000 They can put it anywhere.

02:51:57.000 I need my foot and neck.

02:51:58.000 And I sent my mom down there again.

02:52:00.000 She just got back.

02:52:01.000 I sent her down there twice. 0.99

02:52:02.000 How much does that cost?

02:52:04.000 It's not cheap.

02:52:06.000 I don't remember.

02:52:07.000 You know how me and the price is right. 0.99

02:52:08.000 I don't know what the fuck it is. 0.98

02:52:11.000 But I sent her down there, and I'll send her down there every time she wants to go. 1.00

02:52:14.000 I'll send her down there three fucking times a year. 1.00

02:52:16.000 I mean, it's real. 0.99

02:52:17.000 But they're doing intravenous stem cells.

02:52:19.000 They're doing direct injections in the problem joints.

02:52:22.000 Anything you have an issue with.

02:52:23.000 It's regenerating tissue.

02:52:25.000 I need to see a documentary.

02:52:26.000 There are white papers on it now.

02:52:28.000 I don't read.

02:52:31.000 He's got published journals, man.

02:52:32.000 I need to see a documentary on Netflix.

02:52:37.000 Okay.

02:52:37.000 Listen, man.

02:52:38.000 You too.

02:52:38.000 If you go down there, I guarantee you it'll help you.

02:52:42.000 For your shoulder, for whatever issues you got.

02:52:44.000 I'm going to start in Santa Monica.

02:52:44.000 I get nervous about Panama.

02:52:45.000 The thing about your back, and here's the new...

02:52:47.000 Don't get nervous in Panama.

02:52:48.000 The guy's from Dallas. 1.00

02:52:49.000 No, no, I get nervous because I'm like, why are you doing illegal shit? 0.99

02:52:52.000 I just told you. 0.99

02:52:53.000 I told you.

02:52:54.000 He has to, though.

02:52:54.000 Because the federal government treats it as a drug.

02:52:57.000 And the FDA wants all that money that they get from drugs.

02:53:00.000 Come on, bro.

02:53:00.000 Yeah, Callan.

02:53:01.000 You have to go down there if you want to get it done. 0.91

02:53:04.000 Because it's, look, it's smaller doses, you can get it done in America, but you want to get the fucking full Monty, you've got to go down there to Panama. 0.95

02:53:11.000 I would be happy to go if I have the time. 0.91

02:53:13.000 If I could take five days off...

02:53:15.000 Well, you don't have the time, you could save your life.

02:53:15.000 My body's fine, man.

02:53:17.000 My body's fine.

02:53:18.000 I've had big results from what I've had done in the United States.

02:53:22.000 And I'm telling you, what I get done in the United States is not as potent as what they're doing in Panama.

02:53:26.000 Have you thought about maybe making a trip to that Panama?

02:53:29.000 100%.

02:53:29.000 I talked to my family.

02:53:30.000 Non-stop flights like four hours.

02:53:31.000 This is what we're going to do.

02:53:32.000 No, it's more than that.

02:53:33.000 Panama is Miami.

02:53:34.000 How about we do this?

02:53:35.000 How about we get that Panama Institute to sponsor all of us and we all go, they pay for it for free and we blow it the fuck up. 1.00

02:53:44.000 Listen, I've already blown him up.

02:53:46.000 I've already blown him up, which is why he's willing to help.

02:53:49.000 A lot of my friends have gone down.

02:53:50.000 Fight companion stem cell?

02:53:52.000 And we talk about how good we feel?

02:53:54.000 Dude, what I was going to do with my family is we were going to go to Panama for three days, I get the treatment, and then we're going to go from there and jet somewhere else and then have another vacation.

02:54:06.000 If you have chronic injury, let's just say my ankles. 0.99

02:54:10.000 I wake up in the morning and my fucking ankles are so stiff. 0.99

02:54:12.000 100% they could fix that. 1.00

02:54:13.000 100%?

02:54:14.000 Yeah, 100% they could fix that.

02:54:15.000 Into your ankles when that happens?

02:54:16.000 Yes, right into the joint.

02:54:17.000 You can even get a little Botox. 1.00

02:54:18.000 Well, listen, what Ben Greenfield did, what Ben Greenfield did with his dick, I told you Ben Greenfield got a shot in his dick, he got a shot through his whole body. 1.00

02:54:27.000 He got a shot in every joint. 1.00

02:54:29.000 It was like they put him under, they did his back, they did his knees, his ankle, they did his big toes. 0.99

02:54:34.000 Was he fucked up? 1.00

02:54:35.000 Yes. 1.00

02:54:36.000 Oh, okay. 0.99

02:54:36.000 Yeah, I mean, he was like, for a while afterwards, he was like, holy shit. 0.99

02:54:39.000 His whole body was like, out of it. 0.95

02:54:41.000 But he said afterwards, his biological age dropped.

02:54:44.000 He said he felt significantly better through his entire body.

02:54:47.000 Like, every joint felt better.

02:54:49.000 His energy level went through the roof.

02:54:50.000 He said he felt physically better.

02:54:51.000 Did you see what made the news today?

02:54:53.000 What?

02:54:53.000 They can reverse your biological clock by two and a half years.

02:54:58.000 Human growth.

02:54:59.000 Two and a half years.

02:55:00.000 And metformin.

02:55:01.000 And metformin.

02:55:03.000 But here's the thing about metformin.

02:55:05.000 There's a guy, David Sinclair from Harvard, who's coming on my podcast again next week.

02:55:10.000 He's been on before.

02:55:11.000 And I think?

02:55:41.000 I love her.

02:55:42.000 As thorough a researcher as there is, and she's a legit scientist, and when she does the research on something, she looks at every fucking angle completely non-biased, and she's not sold on metformin. 0.96

02:55:52.000 And there's a lot of other people that agree with her.

02:55:54.000 They say there's a performance hit, apparently.

02:55:56.000 But David Sinclair is not exercising. 0.99

02:55:58.000 If he does, he's like, you know, fucking elliptical machine while he watches the news. 0.97

02:56:02.000 He's not doing anything crazy. 0.99

02:56:03.000 But if you're an athlete, like I know you are, Damn right, I was about to say.

02:56:07.000 You wrestled, right?

02:56:08.000 Joe, that's a great shirt.

02:56:09.000 I just noticed it. 1.00

02:56:10.000 That's a great fucking shirt. 0.99

02:56:12.000 That's an official UFC shirt? 0.99

02:56:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:56:14.000 Wow, look at them coming around.

02:56:16.000 For a while, I was wearing the official ones at the weigh-ins, but I was getting tired of them taking my shirt off in front of everybody.

02:56:22.000 That's a great shirt.

02:56:23.000 Yeah, they make dope shirts, man.

02:56:25.000 Reebok has a bunch of dope shirts.

02:56:26.000 The Yoel Romero one's my favorite.

02:56:28.000 I know you.

02:56:29.000 The Stylebender one. 0.99

02:56:30.000 I know you.

02:56:30.000 The Stylebender?

02:56:31.000 They sent me the Stylebender. 0.99

02:56:32.000 I haven't seen it.

02:56:33.000 I've worn that one.

02:56:34.000 Stylebender's dope.

02:56:34.000 It looks like the Matrix.

02:56:35.000 It's like different colors.

02:56:36.000 You see that cartoon of Yoel Romero and George Masvidal?

02:56:41.000 Yeah, pull that up.

02:56:42.000 Pull that up.

02:56:43.000 Pull that up, Yoel Romero and Masvidal.

02:56:45.000 That is so good.

02:56:46.000 Bro, Paulo Costa is the only guy to slow down Yoel Romero.

02:56:50.000 Like, literally, like, put it on him, where Yoel always puts it on everybody.

02:56:54.000 He made Yoel fight off his back foot.

02:56:57.000 He made Yoel, like, literally, like, having a hard time setting up to throw shots.

02:57:01.000 I didn't know Costa was that good.

02:57:03.000 He be sleeping.

02:57:04.000 He be dreaming.

02:57:06.000 He be dreaming.

02:57:07.000 He don't know nothing.

02:57:07.000 He can't play it?

02:57:08.000 I didn't know Costa was that goddamn talented. 0.99

02:57:11.000 What'd you say? 0.99

02:57:11.000 We don't own it. 0.99

02:57:12.000 Oh, right.

02:57:13.000 Somebody else's video.

02:57:14.000 Somebody else's video.

02:57:18.000 YouTube is... 1.00

02:57:19.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

02:57:20.000 What's the matter? 1.00

02:57:21.000 You guys don't watch football, so I can give a fuck. 1.00

02:57:23.000 Oh, something happened? 1.00

02:57:24.000 Antonio Brown signed with the Patriots.

02:57:27.000 What?

02:57:27.000 Is that bad?

02:57:28.000 Oh, dude.

02:57:30.000 Why is that bad?

02:57:30.000 Went to the dark side.

02:57:32.000 Is that bad?

02:57:32.000 Just add him to the best team in the world.

02:57:34.000 Give him the best quarterback, the best coach.

02:57:36.000 Oh.

02:57:37.000 What a disaster.

02:57:38.000 How is that guy still the best quarterback at his age?

02:57:41.000 42. Stem cells.

02:57:42.000 Well, he's definitely done some of that shit. 1.00

02:57:44.000 Oh, a ton of it, yeah. 1.00

02:57:45.000 Doesn't take hits.

02:57:46.000 Is that what it is?

02:57:47.000 He takes hits.

02:57:48.000 He takes hits.

02:57:49.000 He's got an incredible line.

02:57:50.000 He's just smart.

02:57:50.000 It doesn't make any sense because before him, remember Drew Bledsoe?

02:57:55.000 Drew Bledsoe was awesome.

02:57:57.000 And to think that Drew Bledsoe's backup...

02:58:05.000 No one ever thought that.

02:58:06.000 No one ever thought that.

02:58:09.000 Drew Bledsoe was high level.

02:58:11.000 How about that dude that just retired?

02:58:13.000 What's his name?

02:58:14.000 What's that guy that retired?

02:58:15.000 The vegan guy?

02:58:16.000 Andrew Luck.

02:58:16.000 Yeah.

02:58:17.000 Why did he retire?

02:58:18.000 Because he's 29. He had $100 million or whatever.

02:58:21.000 Stanford graduate.

02:58:22.000 Engineering or architecture.

02:58:23.000 Stanford graduate.

02:58:24.000 He had other options.

02:58:25.000 And he's like, I don't want to get my head back.

02:58:26.000 No, he kept getting hurt though.

02:58:27.000 So he was a baller.

02:58:29.000 Super baller.

02:58:29.000 But he kept having horrible injuries.

02:58:31.000 Had missed the whole year previous to that.

02:58:33.000 Then came back.

02:58:34.000 Got NFL player.

02:58:35.000 Comeback player of the year. 0.98

02:58:36.000 Then just his line sucked. 0.78

02:58:37.000 Kept getting hit. 0.97

02:58:38.000 And has money in the bank.

02:58:39.000 Super smart kid.

02:58:40.000 He was like, I'm out, man.

02:58:41.000 I don't have the passion for it.

02:58:43.000 I looked at the list of injuries.

02:58:44.000 Gronkowski, same thing.

02:58:45.000 And Brennan, who played football, I go, he had a lacerated kidney.

02:58:49.000 Lacerated kidney?

02:58:50.000 Oh yeah, lacerated kidney.

02:58:51.000 He had a lacerated liver.

02:58:52.000 And he looked at the list and I was so horrified.

02:58:54.000 My jaw was like, what?

02:58:56.000 It looks like you've been through a car accident.

02:58:58.000 And Brennan goes, it's not that bad.

02:59:01.000 No, there's guys way worse off.

02:59:03.000 Way worse off.

02:59:03.000 Even Rob Gugrowski was talking to a crowd and he started getting emotional talking about how he kept getting hurt and his mind wasn't in it and he was hating to play.

02:59:13.000 It's just... 0.99

02:59:14.000 You guys play since they're fucking four, man. 1.00

02:59:17.000 You play into your 20s and it's like, fuck. 1.00

02:59:19.000 This, man. 1.00

02:59:20.000 Right.

02:59:20.000 After a while...

02:59:21.000 There's money in the bank.

02:59:21.000 You also see these guys that are getting pulled around in wheelchairs when they're in their 60s and they can't remember what their name is.

02:59:27.000 There's a lot of that.

02:59:28.000 A ton of that.

02:59:28.000 And we're aware of it now where they weren't aware of it 20, 30 years ago.

02:59:32.000 I think fighters, too.

02:59:33.000 Fighters are a lot smarter now.

02:59:35.000 Like, Nate Diaz is like, dude, pay me what I'm worth, man.

02:59:37.000 I know I'm...

02:59:37.000 On the reverse side of that is you see a lot of guys like...

02:59:43.000 That have had many concussions in football.

02:59:46.000 Like Troy Aikman and Steve Young.

02:59:48.000 They've had tremendous amount of concussions.

02:59:51.000 And they're fine.

02:59:52.000 And they're commentating and they sound super articulate.

02:59:55.000 They say it's a gene.

02:59:57.000 They say it's a gene and they can test for it.

02:59:58.000 Wait a minute.

02:59:58.000 Did you get knocked out by some gigantic 260 pound guy running full clip?

03:00:28.000 No, no, no.

03:00:29.000 He has a hard time talking.

03:00:30.000 And then Robinson was struggling real bad late in his life.

03:00:34.000 How do you explain, like, Steve Young?

03:00:36.000 He's had, him and Troy Aitman have had a hundred concussions.

03:00:39.000 Hey, explain Overeem.

03:00:40.000 Overeem is the guy to explain.

03:00:41.000 A hundred concussions.

03:00:42.000 A hundred?

03:00:43.000 Not a hundred.

03:00:44.000 Like, he's got a ton.

03:00:45.000 There's an off-season.

03:00:46.000 A hundred is an exaggeration, Joe.

03:00:48.000 But in football, you have an off-season.

03:00:49.000 You have a lot of time to heal.

03:00:51.000 I'd say a billion.

03:00:52.000 A billion concussions?

03:00:53.000 No, but seriously.

03:00:54.000 And those guys are commentating for Fox and CBS and NBC. They're super articulate.

03:01:00.000 There's a gene. 0.99

03:01:01.000 You can't glitch at all when you're commentating for fucking NBC. You can't glitch. 0.99

03:01:07.000 You have to be on fire.

03:01:09.000 Here's the thing.

03:01:10.000 I've been tested for it.

03:01:12.000 Yeah?

03:01:12.000 Yeah.

03:01:13.000 I don't have it.

03:01:13.000 Thank God.

03:01:14.000 We'll see.

03:01:15.000 I don't see any sign of Brendan.

03:01:16.000 Get tickets now, because CT can kick in any second.

03:01:19.000 What'd you say?

03:01:20.000 I see no sign of CT on him.

03:01:21.000 In what?

03:01:22.000 In him?

03:01:22.000 Yeah.

03:01:23.000 What?

03:01:23.000 You do?

03:01:24.000 What?

03:01:24.000 On who?

03:01:25.000 In Brendan.

03:01:25.000 Brendan.

03:01:26.000 You don't see nothing?

03:01:27.000 Not even a little bit.

03:01:29.000 You see some?

03:01:30.000 No. 1.00

03:01:30.000 Oh, fuck, dude. 1.00

03:01:31.000 You fucker. 1.00

03:01:32.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

03:01:33.000 You fucking... 1.00

03:01:34.000 Dude. 1.00

03:01:36.000 Oh, God, dude.

03:01:37.000 That was good.

03:01:38.000 Dude. 1.00

03:01:39.000 Holy shit. 1.00

03:01:40.000 I thought we had an intervention. 1.00

03:01:41.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

03:01:41.000 He's going to be another intervention. 1.00

03:01:42.000 Are we doing another...

03:01:43.000 Is that what we're doing?

03:01:44.000 That was good, dude.

03:01:46.000 What?

03:01:47.000 Dude, why'd you do that?

03:01:48.000 No, there's people that are fighting currently that do worry me, though.

03:01:51.000 You have conversations with them and they sound like they're drunk.

03:01:53.000 And then they pull it together for fights.

03:01:55.000 You know, they pull it together and they look good at fights.

03:01:57.000 You know what the thing is, though, Joe?

03:01:59.000 On average, I know in the media, and this isn't a conspiracy, you might agree with this, Eddie, and this is to your point.

03:02:04.000 I don't believe in conspiracy, so...

03:02:08.000 I'm just saying, CT is everywhere in brain trauma, but the odds are you're not going to get it.

03:02:15.000 There's more guys better off who played in the NFL in college football and fought who are fine than those that are super punchy.

03:02:22.000 Okay, the odds are most football players are fine. 0.67

03:02:25.000 Are there boxers out there that have been, like, fucking shut off a few times that are doing commentary? 0.69

03:02:30.000 Hold on, do you not know about the long-term CT study that they did where they tested 111 people and 110 of them had CT? Yes, that's true. 0.94

03:02:37.000 But they were selective 110. It was a selective 110. I mean, what is it?

03:02:42.000 There's an ability to...

03:02:43.000 Like an IQ test or something?

03:02:45.000 No, no, no.

03:02:45.000 They have the ability to determine whether or not you have chronic traumatic cellulose.

03:02:48.000 But can I tell you what?

03:02:49.000 That's a little bit of a trick thing.

03:02:50.000 Based on what?

03:02:51.000 MRIs?

03:02:52.000 Correct me if I'm wrong.

03:02:53.000 Those samples were donated by their families.

03:02:57.000 And those guys showed signs.

03:02:59.000 And they showed signs.

03:03:00.000 So that was kind of not a very good control group. 1.00

03:03:02.000 Their bodies are fucked up. 1.00

03:03:03.000 Their joints, their backs. 1.00

03:03:05.000 100%.

03:03:05.000 But there's more guys that don't have CT than do.

03:03:09.000 That's interesting.

03:03:11.000 Can someone be kept alive with just their head?

03:03:15.000 Yes.

03:03:16.000 Is there proof of that?

03:03:17.000 Oh, you mean like a head transplant?

03:03:19.000 No, no.

03:03:19.000 You gotta try it.

03:03:21.000 If I lost my arm, I'd still be alive, right?

03:03:23.000 If I lost both arms, I'd still be alive.

03:03:25.000 Both legs.

03:03:26.000 At what point...

03:03:27.000 You need a heart.

03:03:28.000 You need a liver.

03:03:28.000 You need lungs.

03:03:29.000 Yeah, you gotta breathe.

03:03:30.000 You need the...

03:03:31.000 Hey, bro.

03:03:32.000 Yeah, you need the heart, right?

03:03:33.000 Basic medical science.

03:03:33.000 You need the heart, right?

03:03:35.000 I just went down a weird road.

03:03:36.000 What if you had a head and you had some life support?

03:03:39.000 Machine?

03:03:39.000 He had a machine.

03:03:40.000 You know, there's guys that have been knocked out a bunch of times.

03:03:43.000 Like I said, Overeem.

03:03:44.000 Overeem is one of the best examples. 0.90

03:03:46.000 You talk to that guy, he sounds fucking clear as day. 0.85

03:03:49.000 He's been knocked out, but I mean... 0.97

03:03:50.000 A gang of times.

03:03:52.000 More than anybody in the UFC. Yeah.

03:03:54.000 A gang of times, and he sounds fine.

03:03:56.000 Super articulate.

03:03:57.000 For now.

03:03:58.000 It says no problems.

03:03:59.000 I mean, and he's still winning.

03:04:00.000 He's still fighting well.

03:04:02.000 Have you seen that nicotine helps with that?

03:04:04.000 The studies on nicotine?

03:04:06.000 Really?

03:04:06.000 So nicotine, the way it's delivered, fucks people's lungs up, stuff like that.

03:04:10.000 But nicotine by itself, you can take it in a chew, actually helps with brain trauma and stuff like that.

03:04:14.000 We know what helps is psilocybin.

03:04:15.000 Dementia.

03:04:16.000 Psilocybin apparently regenerates neurons.

03:04:18.000 Really?

03:04:19.000 Yeah, it's one of the rare things that regenerates neurons.

03:04:21.000 Another thing that's supposed to be really good for it is lion's mane.

03:04:23.000 Lion's mane mushroom.

03:04:24.000 Paul Stamets, who's a mycologist.

03:04:27.000 Paul Stanley?

03:04:28.000 Stamets.

03:04:29.000 Oh.

03:04:29.000 Different guy.

03:04:30.000 Close.

03:04:31.000 He's been on my podcast before.

03:04:33.000 He's coming on again, too.

03:04:35.000 He's a legitimate scientist.

03:04:37.000 Next time you have Paul Stanley in your podcast, can you invite me, please?

03:04:40.000 Yeah, if I have him on again.

03:04:41.000 I don't know if it'll ever be on again.

03:04:43.000 Just one day.

03:04:45.000 Okay.

03:04:45.000 Please.

03:04:46.000 Anybody from Kiss?

03:04:47.000 Anybody from Kiss?

03:04:51.000 Did you ever hear anything back from Kanye?

03:04:55.000 Yeah, we'll talk about that off the air.

03:04:56.000 Gotcha.

03:04:57.000 Yeah.

03:04:57.000 Not bad.

03:04:58.000 Nah, yeah.

03:04:59.000 It just hit me.

03:05:00.000 I think it's better for that guy to not do podcasts.

03:05:02.000 Just make great music.

03:05:04.000 This is why I don't think it's going to work for you.

03:05:06.000 You're not going to let him rant like Trump does and get away with all that stuff.

03:05:09.000 It's not what you do.

03:05:10.000 Wait, Trump lets him rant?

03:05:11.000 You know what I'm saying?

03:05:12.000 You never saw that video of him in the White House talking? 0.99

03:05:14.000 Oh my God, he's talking about making his own book and vocabulary and shit. 0.98

03:05:17.000 And Trump's like, that'd be cool, dude. 0.98

03:05:19.000 Trump's like, okay, you're on my side, right?

03:05:21.000 Keep talking.

03:05:21.000 As long as you're with me, keep talking.

03:05:23.000 I'm a Kanye fan.

03:05:24.000 I'm a Kanye fan.

03:05:25.000 I am too.

03:05:25.000 His music's amazing.

03:05:27.000 I think he's incredibly eccentric, and I think if you're going to be incredibly eccentric the way he is, you're going to have a lot of nutty thoughts and ideas and things to say.

03:05:35.000 And he also has some mental health issues, like legitimate, that he's discussed, that are public, and that I think in some ways may contribute to his art, because he's off medication. 0.94

03:05:44.000 He was on medication for a while, and the way he talked about it, he was saying that it was stifling him, it was fucking him up. 0.95

03:05:51.000 Dulling him.

03:05:51.000 Yeah, it was dulling his ability to create...

03:05:54.000 How could it not?

03:05:55.000 It's a fine line though, right?

03:05:57.000 It's what made him amazing.

03:05:59.000 What made him amazing is this wild mind that he has.

03:06:02.000 But this wild mind is not based on mathematical truth and logic and reason.

03:06:07.000 It's based on this ability to just go with the flow and think what you think and be confident in your decisions and just be in touch with your emotions and your feelings. 0.95

03:06:15.000 I mean, he's a fucking incredibly prolific artist. 0.98

03:06:18.000 Leave that guy alone. 0.99

03:06:20.000 And I think the Kim Kardashian situation is perfect because she loves him.

03:06:23.000 They have a family together.

03:06:24.000 I bet she kind of keeps him grounded.

03:06:26.000 Her and her family obviously have an amazing business sense.

03:06:29.000 So, like, they'll keep all the money tight, keep everybody together. 0.99

03:06:32.000 I mean, she's got fucking more loot than God. 1.00

03:06:34.000 Would you ever have Kim Kardashian on your podcast? 0.99

03:06:37.000 You know what I'd have her?

03:06:37.000 I'd have her come on and talk about her decision to help with prison reform because I think that's really admirable.

03:06:42.000 There's a lot of people that have made a lot of money and they've gotten real famous and they didn't do shit with it. 0.69

03:06:46.000 But what she's done is actually... 0.91

03:06:48.000 Yes.

03:06:49.000 Big time.

03:06:49.000 And she's actually pushed a narrative that you can do something like this.

03:06:53.000 And she's talked to Trump and she's visited in the White House and she's got, I think, something like 18 people freed from prison that were wrongly incarcerated.

03:07:00.000 Pretty crazy.

03:07:01.000 So respect to her.

03:07:02.000 I don't ever want to make a Kim Kardashian joke for the rest of my life.

03:07:05.000 Plus, I made a bunch of them.

03:07:07.000 Yeah, you did.

03:07:08.000 Your last special.

03:07:10.000 The one before that.

03:07:11.000 The one before.

03:07:12.000 That was Bruce, man.

03:07:14.000 Yeah, that's right.

03:07:15.000 But if I did, I mean, what she's done is, like, she's decided to make a difference.

03:07:21.000 She didn't have to make a difference. 0.99

03:07:23.000 No, she didn't have to do shit. 0.99

03:07:23.000 She could just buy diamonds to get her toes done. 0.99

03:07:25.000 She decided to make a difference.

03:07:27.000 So I respect her.

03:07:29.000 100%, man. 1.00

03:07:30.000 There's a lot of fucking... 1.00

03:07:32.000 There's people that learn and grow. 1.00

03:07:34.000 We want to sell people short and write people off and cancel people because of this or that.

03:07:39.000 And turn them into a noun.

03:07:41.000 That's who you are.

03:07:42.000 Change it. 1.00

03:07:42.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

03:07:44.000 Can you think about the difference between you and I when we were 28? 1.00

03:07:47.000 Oh my god. 1.00

03:07:48.000 The level of moronic energy. 1.00

03:07:51.000 Oh my god, we were morons. 1.00

03:07:52.000 And what we thought about all the time in our head first is now. 1.00

03:07:55.000 And the problem with you and I is we were together.

03:07:57.000 So we're okay!

03:07:58.000 Let's go get a pit bull that fights! 1.00

03:08:00.000 We're both okay!

03:08:01.000 Let's go find a pit bull that fights! 1.00

03:08:02.000 How about let's get piranha? 0.99

03:08:04.000 I think I had a fucking skeleton with a human skeleton in my tank. 0.98

03:08:09.000 I said to him one time, I go, yeah, I want a dog, but I want a dog that's just basically jaws on a leash. 0.99

03:08:13.000 I want a pit bull with a head. 0.75

03:08:14.000 Nightmare. 0.86

03:08:15.000 I'll help you!

03:08:16.000 I'll help you!

03:08:17.000 He's at my house the next day.

03:08:18.000 He's like, I'm here!

03:08:19.000 We allegedly went to a guy who was fighting dogs to get Brian's dog.

03:08:22.000 I didn't want to fight a dog.

03:08:23.000 I just wanted a fighting dog.

03:08:24.000 I wasn't going to fight it.

03:08:25.000 I just wanted a badass dog.

03:08:26.000 Your dog was a sweet dog, too.

03:08:28.000 Did you get the dog?

03:08:28.000 It was a great dog.

03:08:29.000 Yeah, and I let my friend watch it on a farm.

03:08:31.000 Oh, I'll tell you how to die.

03:08:32.000 Good question.

03:08:33.000 I had my friend watch it on the farm.

03:08:34.000 My friend calls me and goes, Hey, your dog's not with us anymore.

03:08:37.000 I go, what?

03:08:38.000 He goes, yeah, sorry about that.

03:08:39.000 Wow.

03:08:40.000 I go, what happened?

03:08:40.000 He goes, I shot it.

03:08:41.000 And I go, oh.

03:08:42.000 And he goes, yeah.

03:08:43.000 So you could have told me that that dog was going to turn on at any minute.

03:08:46.000 I go, oh.

03:08:47.000 Jesus.

03:08:47.000 The dog went after a baby calf, a cow, was holding on to it.

03:08:53.000 The neighbor's dog, well, no, I'm sorry.

03:08:55.000 Let me start again.

03:08:56.000 It killed a couple goats, then went after the baby calf.

03:09:00.000 And when the family dog came out, which was like a German Shepherd golden retriever, Pippo was like, Yay!

03:09:08.000 And broke its leg.

03:09:11.000 And then that was when my friend, he said, when I tried to pull that dog off, it was so swollen.

03:09:17.000 It was like this small dog.

03:09:18.000 It was pulsing.

03:09:20.000 And it was covered in blood.

03:09:21.000 And it was so excited.

03:09:23.000 And I was like, oh, this is a demon dog. 0.81

03:09:25.000 And he shot the dog. 0.86

03:09:27.000 Wow.

03:09:27.000 Because he was like, I can't have this dog on my farm.

03:09:30.000 Lucky had a gun.

03:09:31.000 He's a farmer. 1.00

03:09:31.000 Yeah, otherwise everyone had been fucked. 1.00

03:09:33.000 Well, they don't bite people. 1.00

03:09:35.000 He was just hell on four wheels.

03:09:36.000 I know a dude who had wolf dogs.

03:09:38.000 They were like seven, eights timber wolf.

03:09:40.000 And they got out of his yard or he let them out.

03:09:43.000 I don't know.

03:09:43.000 They went to a neighbor's farm and killed like eight sheep.

03:09:46.000 Yeah.

03:09:47.000 And they come back just bathed in blood.

03:09:49.000 They're just covered in blood.

03:09:51.000 Wolf dogs are illegal in a lot of parts of the country now.

03:09:53.000 They should be.

03:09:54.000 They didn't listen to him at all, man.

03:09:55.000 They would not.

03:09:56.000 Like, sit. 1.00

03:09:57.000 Fuck you. 1.00

03:09:58.000 This was like the conversation you'd have with a dog. 1.00

03:10:00.000 Sit. 1.00

03:10:01.000 Fuck you. 1.00

03:10:01.000 And they're big, right? 1.00

03:10:02.000 Yeah, they're big, man.

03:10:03.000 Their pack instinct is very, very strong.

03:10:06.000 So children are lower on that totem pole than they are.

03:10:10.000 And so what happens is they look at children as below them, subservient.

03:10:14.000 They don't look at them as part of the family because they're very pack-oriented.

03:10:17.000 So they'll bite kids. 1.00

03:10:18.000 So they'll take kids out. 0.99

03:10:19.000 Did you hear about that guy that got attacked in British Columbia while he was sleeping in his bag?

03:10:23.000 He's sleeping in his sleeping bag.

03:10:24.000 The wolf came into the tent, tried to drag him out of the tent.

03:10:27.000 People were screaming. 1.00

03:10:28.000 God damn. 1.00

03:10:29.000 Yeah, a wolf bit him, was dragging him. 1.00

03:10:31.000 The wolf's ass was hanging out of the tent, pulling this guy out. 0.99

03:10:34.000 The guy's screaming. 1.00

03:10:35.000 The wolf's got a hold of his arm.

03:10:37.000 And then some other people kicked it.

03:10:39.000 Some other campers woke up, kicked it, threw rocks at it.

03:10:42.000 Great wolves almost never do that.

03:10:44.000 They have in the past.

03:10:46.000 What happened?

03:10:48.000 Well, they kicked it, and the thing ran off, and they threw rocks at it, and then the forest rangers got it and shot it.

03:10:53.000 And by the way, I'm going to get a shitload of emails from people who own wolf dogs.

03:10:57.000 Don't send them to me.

03:10:58.000 I don't want to hear it.

03:10:59.000 I'm sure they're great dogs.

03:11:00.000 They're great dogs, just you've got to be in control of it.

03:11:02.000 There's a guy in my neighborhood that has one. 1.00

03:11:03.000 You've got to be in control of that goddamn thing. 1.00

03:11:05.000 Are they like Kias? 1.00

03:11:06.000 They're great dogs.

03:11:07.000 They can be great pets.

03:11:09.000 You know what a Kia is?

03:11:10.000 Yeah, but a Kia is...

03:11:11.000 A Kida. 1.00

03:11:12.000 Akita is more of a control.

03:11:14.000 Ikea is where you buy cheap furniture.

03:11:17.000 No, no.

03:11:17.000 Akita.

03:11:18.000 Akita.

03:11:19.000 You said Kia.

03:11:19.000 I know what they are.

03:11:20.000 You said Kia.

03:11:21.000 I thought it was a Kia.

03:11:22.000 Is that a Kia?

03:11:23.000 Like a car?

03:11:23.000 Akita.

03:11:24.000 Akita.

03:11:25.000 Akita.

03:11:27.000 So we're talking about the same dog.

03:11:28.000 We're talking about the same dog.

03:11:29.000 I thought it was a Kia.

03:11:31.000 Apparently it's a Japanese bear hunting dog, they said.

03:11:33.000 And they have the curly tails.

03:11:34.000 What do you know about those dogs?

03:11:35.000 Super aggressive.

03:11:36.000 Quiet.

03:11:37.000 They're very quiet.

03:11:37.000 They tend to be good for people who have allergies because they can be hypoallergenic.

03:11:42.000 And they are pretty good watchdogs, but they're very dog aggressive.

03:11:47.000 You know what? 0.99

03:11:48.000 One of their main characteristics are that my landlord had one, is that they're only loyal to their master and they don't give a fuck about anybody. 1.00

03:12:13.000 I lived around a motherfucker like that. 1.00

03:12:15.000 I was scared as shit. 1.00

03:12:18.000 They're badass dogs. 1.00

03:12:19.000 He's all dick, too. 1.00

03:12:20.000 Look at that hog. 1.00

03:12:21.000 Yeah, he'll go right after a male hog. 1.00

03:12:23.000 The last thing Keto wants is love. 0.87

03:12:26.000 Really?

03:12:27.000 They don't want petting.

03:12:28.000 Well, that's one dog. 0.99

03:12:28.000 You're talking about a really low fucking control group. 0.99

03:12:31.000 No, that's why they're Japanese police dogs, is because of that quality, is that they only care about their master and everyone else. 0.99

03:12:40.000 They won't bite everyone else. 1.00

03:12:41.000 They just don't give a fuck. 1.00

03:12:42.000 Fuck about no one else. 1.00

03:12:44.000 They're like, please stay away from me. 1.00

03:12:46.000 Seriously.

03:12:47.000 It's scary.

03:12:48.000 I lived with one.

03:12:48.000 My landlord had one.

03:12:50.000 Do you think they're good guard dogs?

03:12:50.000 You wanted a guard dog?

03:12:51.000 He was a meth dealer.

03:12:53.000 Oh, Jesus.

03:12:53.000 He was my landlord.

03:12:55.000 Your landlord was a meth dealer?

03:12:56.000 Yeah.

03:12:56.000 Oh, my God.

03:12:58.000 So, you wanted Akita. 0.99

03:13:01.000 You got to bring the guy to rent and he's fucking shaking. 0.98

03:13:04.000 No, he was cool to me. 0.98

03:13:05.000 He was cool to me. 1.00

03:13:05.000 He just was involved in a lot of shady shit. 1.00

03:13:07.000 And he had that dog for a reason. 1.00

03:13:11.000 Like, that was some serious protection. 1.00

03:13:14.000 You think you have, like, Navy SEALs and shit? 1.00

03:13:16.000 This motherfucker... 1.00

03:13:17.000 Whenever I came around, I was scared as shit. 1.00

03:13:21.000 I'd come around the house and I was, like, paying the rent. 1.00

03:13:24.000 And that dog was like, please don't pet me, because I would bite your fucking arm off if you pet me. 1.00

03:13:30.000 The best man, he would just stare at you. 1.00

03:13:32.000 But shepherds, shepherds are like a good German shepherd.

03:13:36.000 And Belgian Malinois.

03:13:37.000 Those dogs, they bond on one person, but good luck.

03:13:41.000 If those dogs are trained, those big male check line shepherds that my buddy Ryan has, enjoy that. 1.00

03:13:47.000 They shed like a motherfucker. 0.99

03:13:48.000 Yeah, he's trained my dog as well. 1.00

03:13:51.000 Ryan can take his dog in the middle while it's biting a sleeve.

03:13:55.000 It's in the down position waiting for the command.

03:13:57.000 You can go up and pet it.

03:13:58.000 He can say, go get him and he'll go to your house.

03:14:01.000 He will not touch a woman or a child.

03:14:03.000 But if it's a man and you're in the house, you're getting taken down. 0.54

03:14:08.000 There's no barking.

03:14:09.000 He's taking you down.

03:14:09.000 He's a big shepherd too.

03:14:10.000 Oh, dude.

03:14:11.000 Just corded steel.

03:14:12.000 You touch his body.

03:14:13.000 It's just like he's always tense.

03:14:15.000 I met him.

03:14:16.000 Did I send you to him?

03:14:17.000 I saw his dog.

03:14:18.000 The dog's amazing.

03:14:19.000 His dog's an amazing shepherd.

03:14:21.000 He's really good at getting great dogs because he goes for temperament first.

03:14:24.000 So the dogs will come out.

03:14:25.000 He goes to Connecticut.

03:14:26.000 There's one place. 1.00

03:14:27.000 He'll get these fucking dogs. 1.00

03:14:28.000 And I've met probably six of them. 1.00

03:14:31.000 They're... 1.00

03:14:33.000 They're fucking terrifying. 1.00

03:14:34.000 They're already grown dogs. 1.00

03:14:36.000 They're already fully trained.

03:14:37.000 But you can pet them. 0.97

03:14:38.000 They're fucking really friendly. 0.98

03:14:41.000 They're really well taken care of and they're trained. 0.98

03:14:43.000 They're worked out.

03:14:45.000 That's big for those dogs.

03:14:47.000 They have to exercise.

03:14:48.000 One of his dogs was there with me, and it was fully trained.

03:14:51.000 And the gardeners that he had never seen were just there.

03:14:54.000 And the dog didn't bark or go after him at all.

03:14:56.000 And I went, but the dogs, those guys didn't even know those guys.

03:14:59.000 And he goes, why?

03:15:01.000 They're not acting in a threatening way.

03:15:02.000 I haven't deployed them on them.

03:15:04.000 I don't know if you remember a sketch that got rejected by the man show.

03:15:09.000 It was called Super Pets that we wrote.

03:15:11.000 It was about if you're suspecting that your kids are doing drugs.

03:15:17.000 You get a family pet, but it's actually a drug-sniffing dog that you bring into your family.

03:15:25.000 The commercial was like, your kids think you brought home a dog, but it's a drug-sniffing dog.

03:15:32.000 And if you're doing drugs, the background is like the dog just tearing apart your kids, and you're all happy because it found the drugs.

03:15:40.000 Super Pets.

03:15:40.000 I like that.

03:15:41.000 It got rejected.

03:15:42.000 It got rejected.

03:15:43.000 Remember the one that we would never be able to do today, but we couldn't even do it back then, was first Asian NASCAR driver?

03:15:49.000 Yes!

03:15:49.000 We're going to have Bobby Lee as a NASCAR driver just constantly crashing into walls.

03:15:54.000 He's a superstar!

03:15:55.000 Asian NASCAR drivers.

03:15:57.000 Because it would keep crashing and everyone loves to crash. 0.92

03:16:01.000 So racist.

03:16:02.000 So racist. 0.98

03:16:04.000 Asian NASCAR drivers. 0.97

03:16:05.000 How about sack fighting? 0.53

03:16:06.000 Ultimate sack fighting championship.

03:16:08.000 That got greenlit and then got cut off halfway through.

03:16:11.000 What was the sack fighting? 0.99

03:16:11.000 It was all about kicking people in the balls. 0.99

03:16:13.000 The balls were exposed out of your body and when the balls are in play, what was the tagline? 0.99

03:16:19.000 When the balls are in play, the game changes.

03:16:22.000 Yes. 0.98

03:16:22.000 So you're You gotta have like a, like Validudo shorts, but you gotta have an opening so your balls stung out. 0.98

03:16:27.000 So when the balls are the target, if the balls are in play, like you don't keep your hands up, you keep your hands down. 0.98

03:16:34.000 You want the guys to hit you in the face, you wanna protect your balls.

03:16:38.000 So it was, we had this whole sketch where like, it's called extreme sack fighting. 0.98

03:16:43.000 And Joey Diaz was gonna be the master.

03:16:44.000 Because he had the biggest sack and Joey Diaz's balls would hang down low and he was the guy like the big boss at the end of a video game. 0.94

03:16:53.000 That's hilarious. 0.99

03:16:55.000 How would fighting change in the UFC if you didn't wear a cup and you could kick in the balls? 0.99

03:17:01.000 They had that. 0.99

03:17:01.000 That's what we did. 0.99

03:17:03.000 Actually they did.

03:17:04.000 Pride, right?

03:17:05.000 Well, UFC 1, UFC 2. Remember when Big Daddy Goodrich grabbed the Pedro's dick and balls and crushed him? 0.99

03:17:13.000 No. 1.00

03:17:13.000 There was a scene- Haven't you ever seen Side Control and the guy just- There was a scene- No, Darry Goodrich grabbed his dick and balls and was inside his shorts- Handful, yeah. 1.00

03:17:22.000 How about the scene? 1.00

03:17:23.000 How about a scene where a guy's in between rounds and his balls are all like popping out and they're cut and there's dudes like, they're like putting N-swell on their balls and you're like, just cut him! 0.99

03:17:35.000 Just cut him! 1.00

03:17:36.000 And your balls and everyone's trying to do, your balls are bleeding. 1.00

03:17:41.000 Like Rocky? 1.00

03:17:41.000 Cut me, Mickey. 1.00

03:17:42.000 Cut me.

03:17:43.000 Which, by the way, no one's ever done.

03:17:45.000 No one's ever cut anybody. 0.98

03:17:46.000 That was the dumbest scene in Rocky. 0.97

03:17:48.000 Cut me, Mickey. 0.99

03:17:49.000 Still awesome, though.

03:17:49.000 Like, why are we cutting you?

03:17:51.000 Still awesome, though.

03:17:51.000 For my son.

03:17:52.000 For my son.

03:17:53.000 I sat him down.

03:17:54.000 We went through Rocky 1, 2, 3, and 4. All within like two weeks.

03:17:59.000 Great movies. 0.98

03:18:00.000 You got to go back and like, dude, those movies were fucking great. 0.97

03:18:04.000 Rocky 1 is great. 0.99

03:18:05.000 Dude, those are fucking some great movies. 0.98

03:18:09.000 Are you kidding? 0.99

03:18:09.000 Rocky 5, forget about that. 0.99

03:18:11.000 But Rocky 1, 2, 3, and 4. Are you kidding?

03:18:14.000 Those were amazing movies.

03:18:17.000 Amazing movies. 0.98

03:18:17.000 He went through like real shit like Rocky 1 he's like the broke dude who almost won and then Rocky 2 he's like he's got money but then he runs out of money and then he has to fight he has to take the rematch so he takes the rematch now Rocky 3 he has all this money and he's huge and then Clubber Lang the young guy comes through and he's all hungry and then he gets fucked up dude Rocky 3 fucked me up because Clubber Lang beat him at an hour and 15 0.98

03:18:48.000 minutes. 0.99

03:18:49.000 Clubber Lang beats Rocky.

03:18:51.000 And you're kind of thinking, what?

03:18:53.000 How does Rocky lose? 0.97

03:18:54.000 What's going on?

03:18:55.000 What happened? 0.99

03:18:56.000 And then you realize, oh shit, they're going to do a rematch in the same movie! 0.99

03:19:00.000 They're going to do a rematch in the movie! 0.98

03:19:02.000 Because they did it so that you didn't think there was going to be a rematch.

03:19:06.000 Rocky loses?

03:19:08.000 The Russian is true? 0.99

03:19:09.000 No, four.

03:19:10.000 The Russians, four. 0.96

03:19:10.000 You need to go back. 0.96

03:19:12.000 Tommy Morrison, five.

03:19:13.000 If you're confused about it, listen, you've got to go back with your kids and watch Rocky 1, 2, 3, and 4. Win, Rocky.

03:19:22.000 Win, Rocky.

03:19:22.000 Win.

03:19:23.000 Trust me. 1.00

03:19:23.000 Fuck, all five were fired. 1.00

03:19:24.000 You know what's funny? 1.00

03:19:25.000 My son was so deep into it.

03:19:26.000 My son was so deep into it.

03:19:28.000 And when Adrian goes to Rocky, when he was going to fight Clubber Longage, he goes...

03:19:33.000 You can't win, Rocky!

03:19:35.000 And I thought, oh my god, my son's going to be like, because he was all about Rocky.

03:19:40.000 He was like, Dad, is Rocky going to win as Rocky?

03:19:42.000 He wants to know the result.

03:19:45.000 He asked the movie.

03:19:46.000 He won't watch it.

03:19:46.000 He goes, Daddy, you got to tell me.

03:19:47.000 Is Rocky going to win?

03:19:48.000 And then when he heard that, he was like, you can't win, Rocky!

03:19:51.000 I looked at my son and I thought he was going to be depressed. 0.99

03:19:54.000 He started fucking laughing hysterically. 0.99

03:19:58.000 He's like, you can't win, Rocky! 1.00

03:20:00.000 You can't win!

03:20:01.000 I'm like, what's going on here?

03:20:02.000 I thought he was so into Rocky, but he was laughing at Adrian saying, you can't win, Rocky.

03:20:09.000 Because he knew that Rocky could win?

03:20:10.000 Yeah.

03:20:11.000 I don't know.

03:20:12.000 It was just so weird.

03:20:13.000 He just started laughing.

03:20:14.000 And I thought, what is going on here?

03:20:16.000 Has anyone seen the new ones?

03:20:17.000 Like Apollo?

03:20:18.000 Creed.

03:20:18.000 I saw Creed.

03:20:19.000 Is he good?

03:20:20.000 Well, it's okay because he's not fighting anymore.

03:20:23.000 Because he was fighting up to like number six, right?

03:20:26.000 Wasn't he fighting in six?

03:20:27.000 Who did he fight?

03:20:29.000 Antonio Tarver. 0.96

03:20:31.000 Oh my god, that's so ridiculous. 0.98

03:20:33.000 I heard he got knocked out in training for that. 0.98

03:20:35.000 They were sparring, going through the things, and having little light sparring, and Tarvin KO'd him.

03:20:40.000 I know Michael B. Jordan got knocked out during training.

03:20:42.000 Oh yeah, I can see the video of it.

03:20:44.000 Well, it wasn't training, it was actually filming a shot.

03:20:47.000 He was supposed to rotate his head, get punched, rotate his head, and the guy clipped him right on the chin.

03:20:51.000 Whipped him, knocked him out.

03:20:52.000 How about Last Blood Part 5?

03:20:54.000 That's coming out. 0.95

03:20:55.000 That is so ridiculous. 0.98

03:20:56.000 I was driving by the other day and I looked up at the billboard. 0.99

03:20:58.000 You got a geriatric man holding a Bowie knife. 0.88

03:21:01.000 You know what?

03:21:02.000 You got to give Sylvester Stallone credit because basically he was written off by Hollywood.

03:21:08.000 Nobody would give him a shot.

03:21:10.000 And he said, you know what? 0.96

03:21:10.000 I'm going to do Expendables and bring all these has-been actors on paper and bring them together and we're going to have so many of them that we're going to have a fucking new franchise. 0.96

03:21:20.000 He did it. 0.86

03:21:22.000 Sylvester Stallone, Hollywood didn't want him. 0.99

03:21:25.000 Deep into his late 60s as a fucking action star. 0.99

03:21:29.000 He brought everyone in. 0.99

03:21:30.000 John Clark, Claude Van Damme.

03:21:32.000 His daughter's rep.

03:21:33.000 Dolph Lundgren.

03:21:35.000 Schwarzenegger.

03:21:36.000 Everybody.

03:21:36.000 He brought everybody back.

03:21:38.000 I met his daughters the other day.

03:21:39.000 They're at the Laugh Factory.

03:21:40.000 Lovely, classy, young ladies.

03:21:43.000 Pretty, too. 0.97

03:21:43.000 Pretty, and fucking cool, and just great gals. 0.97

03:21:47.000 I was like, I'm not talking to girls from Jersey here. 0.99

03:21:49.000 They were just fucking great. 0.99

03:21:51.000 And now he's doing fucking First Blood again? 1.00

03:21:54.000 Dude, Sylvester Stallone is the baddest motherfucker in Hollywood ever, dude. 1.00

03:22:00.000 Think about that. 0.99

03:22:01.000 Who is badder than him?

03:22:02.000 Rocky?

03:22:03.000 The Rambos? 0.69

03:22:05.000 Expendables?

03:22:06.000 Come on, man.

03:22:07.000 Who's done that?

03:22:09.000 Nobody's done what Sylvester Stallone has done.

03:22:11.000 But here's this.

03:22:12.000 Go from Rocky I, which is 1970-something, to Rambo 99, whatever the fuck we're on, in 2019. He's still in the mix.

03:22:20.000 He's still on billboards.

03:22:22.000 He's on billboards.

03:22:23.000 He's been relevant for it.

03:22:24.000 Still relevant. 1.00

03:22:25.000 Dude, Sylvester Stallone is a fucking genius, dude. 0.99

03:22:28.000 I don't know how he's doing it. 0.99

03:22:29.000 Hey, how about Nighthawks?

03:22:29.000 Remember Nighthawks?

03:22:30.000 Do you remember that?

03:22:32.000 You and I would remember it. 1.00

03:22:33.000 He played a fucking cop with... 0.99

03:22:35.000 Who is the guy who was the hitcher? 1.00

03:22:38.000 Fuck. 1.00

03:22:39.000 I don't want to lose what I got! 1.00

03:22:40.000 Remember Rocky III? Fuck who? 0.99

03:22:42.000 His name's all sad. 1.00

03:22:43.000 I don't want to lose what I got!

03:22:43.000 He's had some hits.

03:22:44.000 Did you ever see the escape with him and Arnold Schwarzenegger in the prison?

03:22:48.000 Yes.

03:22:48.000 That was like three years ago.

03:22:50.000 Classic. 0.99

03:22:51.000 How many fucking blockbuster movies has that been? 0.99

03:22:55.000 He must be number one. 0.99

03:22:56.000 Guys, I gotta get out of here. 1.00

03:22:57.000 Let's wrap this bitch up. 1.00

03:22:59.000 Can I give a couple plugs? 1.00

03:23:00.000 Yeah, for sure.

03:23:01.000 Next Friday, I'm gonna be at San Francisco at Cobbs, and then the Friday after that, Austin Stateside Theater with me and Sam Tripoli.

03:23:10.000 We're doing tinfoil hat comedy.

03:23:12.000 Next Friday, San Francisco.

03:23:14.000 Friday after that, Austin.

03:23:15.000 I'm in Houston, 20th, 21st of this month, and then Comedy Works Denver.

03:23:19.000 Tampa Improv, 27th of September and 28th of September.

03:23:23.000 Come see me.

03:23:23.000 Bye, everybody.

03:23:28.000 We're good to go.

The Joe Rogan Experience - September 07, 2019

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - September 7, 2019

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