The Joe Rogan Experience - Joe Rogan Experience - Mayweather vs. McGregor Recap with Brendan Schaub

00:00:06.000 Yes!

00:00:08.000 We're live, ladies and gentlemen.

00:00:10.000 We're live, and we're here to talk about Brendan Schaub's shoes.

00:00:12.000 This is an intervention. 1.00

00:00:13.000 Those fucking shoes that you wore to the Mayweather-McGregor fight. 1.00

00:00:17.000 What in the fuck? 1.00

00:00:18.000 You bought those? 1.00

00:00:19.000 Or someone gave them to you?

00:00:20.000 Is someone paying you to wear them?

00:00:22.000 Yeah.

00:00:22.000 Fill me out.

00:00:23.000 Gucci's paying me like Jared Leto, son.

00:00:24.000 When Brian sent you the video of them, I was like, oh, God, he's going to judge me so hard.

00:00:29.000 He's going to judge me so hard.

00:00:30.000 It's part of you, though.

00:00:31.000 I like it.

00:00:32.000 I love him, man.

00:00:32.000 Hey, man, I wear a fanny pack.

00:00:34.000 I gotta shut the fuck up no matter any time where there's any sort of fashion discussion. 1.00

00:00:38.000 I just gotta shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:00:40.000 Fanny packs make sense, though. 0.99

00:00:41.000 The only caveat...

00:00:42.000 Look at those shoes.

00:00:42.000 Look at those Gucci's.

00:00:44.000 Are you like a handmaid from Britain? 0.83

00:00:48.000 Yes.

00:00:48.000 In the 1800s?

00:00:49.000 Those are delicious, sir.

00:00:51.000 What's the buckle? 0.99

00:00:52.000 What the fuck is that buckle? 1.00

00:00:53.000 Some Game of Thrones shit. 1.00

00:00:54.000 Some Khaleesi buckle that I just can't get enough of. 0.99

00:00:57.000 What's the B in the back?

00:00:58.000 Is that a B? Yeah, that's a gold B, son.

00:01:01.000 That's gold?

00:01:02.000 Yeah.

00:01:03.000 Is this like one of that black or blue dress thing?

00:01:05.000 Where it just looks weird in the picture?

00:01:07.000 I get more compliments on these shoes than any shoe I've ever had.

00:01:10.000 And, hold on, Mr. Ryan.

00:01:11.000 They're lying to you.

00:01:12.000 You're a 6'4 gorilla.

00:01:14.000 No.

00:01:14.000 They're scared of you.

00:01:15.000 No.

00:01:15.000 J-Lo.

00:01:16.000 I saw J-Lo.

00:01:17.000 She loves your shoes.

00:01:18.000 She goes, I love your shoes.

00:01:19.000 Of course she does.

00:01:20.000 She's a chick. 1.00

00:01:20.000 They're chick shoes. 1.00

00:01:21.000 Validation.

00:01:21.000 You're wearing chick shoes.

00:01:23.000 Cosign.

00:01:23.000 Well, she was probably also trying to make A-Rod jealous, because they've probably been together long enough where she's starting to feel bored.

00:01:29.000 Yeah, A-Rod was just pretty basic.

00:01:31.000 She's trying to get the crackle going.

00:01:33.000 Jamie, does that look like gold to you, or am I going blind?

00:01:37.000 That's a gold beast.

00:01:38.000 Yeah, you can tell the gold.

00:01:40.000 Go back up to that.

00:01:41.000 Does Golden see the buckles like silver?

00:01:43.000 Yeah, I guess so.

00:01:44.000 Go make it larger.

00:01:46.000 Close in on that.

00:01:48.000 Oh, is it?

00:01:49.000 I mean, I just don't get the hate on those boots.

00:01:51.000 I mean, they are gorgeous. 1.00

00:01:53.000 They're so gross, and then on top of them being gross, they have sneaker laces, which makes them even more stupid. 1.00

00:01:58.000 Yes! 1.00

00:01:59.000 It's so stupid! 1.00

00:02:00.000 It's just not for you. 1.00

00:02:01.000 I guess it's like a light gold.

00:02:03.000 I'm thinking of like, you know, like...

00:02:05.000 They look gold on that one, on that TV. Oh.

00:02:08.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:02:09.000 Wow, wow.

00:02:10.000 Those are gold. 0.99

00:02:11.000 Does that TV suck? 0.99

00:02:12.000 Is it a contrast to a new one? 0.99

00:02:14.000 Oh, no, that one looks different.

00:02:15.000 That one's better.

00:02:15.000 That looks totally white, Joe.

00:02:17.000 That's that TV. That totally looks good.

00:02:19.000 I had to walk the red carpet after Bruce Willis in those shoes, and some guy goes, killer boots, man, like off Dumb and Dumber. 0.99

00:02:26.000 I'm like, yeah, Bruce Willis, that old ass can't pull these off. 0.98

00:02:28.000 Everyone started laughing, but I think he heard it. 0.99

00:02:30.000 I was like, oh, Mr. Diehard, please don't judge me, but I will wheel kick you on these things.

00:02:36.000 Don't get it twisted.

00:02:37.000 This ain't the movie, son.

00:02:39.000 Yeah, there's something about like leaving that foot, that buckle mark on someone's forehead.

00:02:45.000 Embarrassing.

00:02:45.000 Just clang.

00:02:46.000 A guy in skinny jeans and those boots whoops your ass? 1.00

00:02:48.000 That's embarrassing. 1.00

00:02:49.000 Do you remember when Pete Williams head kicked Mark Coleman?

00:02:52.000 Oh my god.

00:02:53.000 Remember that?

00:02:54.000 Yes.

00:02:54.000 It was just like, wow.

00:02:55.000 What in the world?

00:02:56.000 Sounded like a bat. 1.00

00:02:57.000 It was also like one of those like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:03:00.000 Like, who saw that coming? 0.99

00:03:02.000 Like, we thought that Pete, who was a young guy, was dealing with Coleman, who was just all super gorilla.

00:03:08.000 Super gorilla. 0.99

00:03:09.000 And then, you know, Pete wore his ass out and landed that perfectly placed head kick. 0.99

00:03:14.000 If he had that buckle on... 1.00

00:03:16.000 Dead.

00:03:17.000 You would see that mark forever.

00:03:19.000 That Gucci.

00:03:19.000 A Gucci.

00:03:20.000 Yeah.

00:03:21.000 I mean, Pete got him tired. 0.99

00:03:24.000 Pete Williams is a bad motherfucker back in the day, man. 0.99

00:03:25.000 Yeah, he is. 1.00

00:03:26.000 Here it is.

00:03:26.000 Boom!

00:03:28.000 Got that ASIC label on his face, though.

00:03:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:31.000 Damn. 1.00

00:03:31.000 Enjoy them ASICs. 1.00

00:03:32.000 That was a big headchick win. 1.00

00:03:34.000 Damn, that dude is... 1.00

00:03:35.000 Steak and chicken. 1.00

00:03:36.000 Ain't passed the drug test.

00:03:37.000 Boom! 0.99

00:03:38.000 See that?

00:03:38.000 If you had that mark, like your boots on...

00:03:41.000 Boom.

00:03:42.000 And just say Gucci.

00:03:43.000 It's all Gucci, baby.

00:03:44.000 Yeah, if you notice, Pete kicked him with shoes on.

00:03:46.000 Yeah, he did.

00:03:46.000 That was like one of the last fights that you could kick people with shoes on.

00:03:50.000 So dangerous.

00:03:51.000 You think some more?

00:03:52.000 Like with the point?

00:03:52.000 Yeah, hell yeah.

00:03:54.000 The thing about doing a wheel kick, like a spinning heel kick in some boots. 0.97

00:04:00.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:04:01.000 I think with a heel kick though, quite honestly, I don't think it matters.

00:04:05.000 If it lands, it lands.

00:04:06.000 Well, there's so much power in that kick.

00:04:09.000 And if you land, you're landing with your heel.

00:04:11.000 And your heel can, it's not like a knuckle that breaks.

00:04:13.000 You never break your heel.

00:04:15.000 Never.

00:04:16.000 I did hit somebody once so hard that my foot was sore and I was limping for a couple days.

00:04:21.000 With a heel kick?

00:04:21.000 With a heel kick.

00:04:22.000 It was horrible.

00:04:23.000 Almost hit the hell out of him.

00:04:25.000 He went to sleep for a long time.

00:04:28.000 They took him to the hospital.

00:04:29.000 It was scary.

00:04:29.000 I was 19. That's bad.

00:04:31.000 I didn't tell you this story. 0.98

00:04:32.000 It was a fucked up story because it made me reconsider fighting. 0.99

00:04:34.000 Rodan killed and died. 0.99

00:04:35.000 This is a thing I said to my instructor because my instructor wasn't there.

00:04:39.000 He was in California.

00:04:40.000 I was in Boston at the time.

00:04:42.000 And he goes, I heard you had a really good knockout. 1.00

00:04:45.000 You know, in his accent.

00:04:46.000 And I go, yeah, it was scary.

00:04:48.000 I go, I caught him with a wheel kick and I go, and he just didn't get up.

00:04:52.000 And I thought he was dead.

00:04:53.000 He goes...

00:04:55.000 Sometimes they die.

00:04:56.000 And he walks away.

00:04:57.000 Dead serious.

00:04:58.000 Dead serious.

00:04:59.000 Yeah, he was training troops in Vietnam.

00:05:01.000 Yeah, he doesn't care.

00:05:02.000 Old school.

00:05:03.000 Yeah, he didn't care at all.

00:05:05.000 And I was like, but wait a minute.

00:05:06.000 They died.

00:05:07.000 I'm them.

00:05:08.000 I'm they.

00:05:09.000 Hey, man.

00:05:09.000 I'm one of them.

00:05:10.000 They is me.

00:05:11.000 Disposable.

00:05:12.000 I wasn't the best. 0.99

00:05:13.000 For sure somebody could have fucked me up. 0.99

00:05:14.000 Hell yeah. 0.98

00:05:15.000 I never got head kicked, but I saw people that I was close to get head kicked in tournaments.

00:05:19.000 Did you ever get KO'd in tournaments?

00:05:20.000 Just TKO'd.

00:05:21.000 TKO'd.

00:05:22.000 A boxing match.

00:05:22.000 A kickboxing match.

00:05:24.000 I got rocked.

00:05:25.000 You got rocked and they came in and stopped it?

00:05:27.000 Yeah, I got rocked with a left hook.

00:05:29.000 My legs just shut off.

00:05:31.000 Boing! 0.99

00:05:31.000 How weird is that? 0.99

00:05:32.000 It's the weirdest feeling of all time.

00:05:34.000 What people think is that it hurts.

00:05:36.000 No, a liver shot hurts.

00:05:37.000 If you get kicked to the liver or punched in the liver and your whole body And your legs just kind of give out.

00:05:44.000 That hurts.

00:05:45.000 But there's a weird thing about getting hit on the chin.

00:05:48.000 It's like everything just goes...

00:05:49.000 Yeah, it's almost like a surreal feeling.

00:05:52.000 It just stops working.

00:05:54.000 And my body would get hot.

00:05:56.000 And I'm just like...

00:05:57.000 Tense up.

00:05:59.000 It's a weird feeling, man.

00:06:01.000 The worst, man.

00:06:01.000 What is it like to get completely flat-lined?

00:06:06.000 It's nothing, because you don't feel anything, right?

00:06:09.000 So you don't feel anything, you don't...

00:06:10.000 When you come out of it, what's your most recent memory?

00:06:14.000 Not much.

00:06:15.000 Everything's a little fuzzy, and then someone tells you what happened, and then you remember certain parts of the fight, like, God, I remember doing that and that, and then what happened?

00:06:26.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:27.000 Like, you have to piece it, like, puzzle it together.

00:06:29.000 And then you get in the back, because there's two type of people that, when you get concussed or flatlined, in my experience, you react to it two ways.

00:06:37.000 One, you get really emotional, like, heartbroken, sad, like, super, super sad.

00:06:42.000 The other gets really, really upset.

00:06:45.000 Like mad, super mad.

00:06:46.000 And I've always seen those two opposites.

00:06:50.000 And you think, is this from concussed?

00:06:52.000 Or is this from the emotions of losing and realizing you lost after it's all over?

00:06:57.000 I think it's a combination of both.

00:06:59.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:01.000 One of the reasons why I want to bring this up is because everybody always wants to talk about the power of belief and how important the power of belief is.

00:07:09.000 And it's super important.

00:07:11.000 It's a big factor in Connor's success is this insane belief he has in himself.

00:07:16.000 But even with the power of belief at 10, you still have to deal with the limitations of the body, and you still have to deal with what is the reality of getting hit on the chin.

00:07:27.000 Correct.

00:07:28.000 But that self-belief that Conor has got him into the biggest fighting combat sports history.

00:07:34.000 100%.

00:07:35.000 A little bit of doubt.

00:07:36.000 We're not here.

00:07:37.000 You're 100% right.

00:07:37.000 We're not here talking about them.

00:07:39.000 So it's a fine line to say, ah, self-belief only goes so far.

00:07:43.000 Man, even myself, my self-belief was so high.

00:07:46.000 Probably didn't match my skills, but I was so confident I could beat anyone in the world.

00:07:50.000 I beat a lot of guys I probably had no business beating or just getting through.

00:07:54.000 Dude, you beat Crow Cop. 0.99

00:07:56.000 Yeah.

00:07:56.000 He's a legend.

00:07:57.000 Yeah.

00:07:57.000 You beat him by knockout.

00:07:58.000 Yeah, but like getting through Golden Gloves, man, I thought I was the next Mike Tyson.

00:08:03.000 Probably not, but I beat most of those guys just off sure will, but I believed in my heart of hearts I was going to be the best of all time.

00:08:10.000 Yeah, no, you were a competitor, and there's some people that have a hard time with the big moment.

00:08:15.000 Conor obviously shines in the big moment, but at the end of the day, even with that insane belief, you get to see his physical limitations.

00:08:23.000 But what you got to see, though, is...

00:08:26.000 Well, you've got to see a lot in that fight, but you don't know what's going to happen until they do it.

00:08:31.000 That's why it's a fight.

00:08:32.000 So he has this amazing belief in himself, and he had a really interesting style, man.

00:08:38.000 That whole thing where he was doing, like, putting his hands out there and pap-pap-papping them.

00:08:42.000 Yeah.

00:08:43.000 And then throwing off-speed punches and then dropping.

00:08:46.000 How about his angles were so good, so good, and so exaggerated and big, he would get Floyd's back, and Floyd was very smart.

00:08:56.000 He wouldn't turn into him to give him more of an angle.

00:08:57.000 He would just cover up because he knew the ref was going to stop it.

00:09:00.000 The real MVP of that fight, granted, you know, Conor and Floyd, that ref.

00:09:05.000 Oh yeah, he let him fight.

00:09:06.000 You the real MVP. Granted, he came, you know, his opening dialogue, what the hell was that?

00:09:10.000 He was just staring at McGregor like, now we don't want none of that gay wrestling and just like staring at him. 0.99

00:09:16.000 I don't think he said that. 0.85

00:09:17.000 No, I thought he was way over the top.

00:09:19.000 I wanted to fight to start, so I thought he was over the top because I wanted to fight. 0.99

00:09:23.000 Come on, let's go with this fucking National Anthem! 0.99

00:09:25.000 You do that in the locker room, though. 1.00

00:09:27.000 You do that in the locker room.

00:09:28.000 But I just thought it was off to the wrong foot.

00:09:31.000 But I think he...

00:09:33.000 Granted, I don't think Conor was going to win that fight as it went on.

00:09:37.000 However...

00:09:39.000 Conor did have an advantage if they went in tight.

00:09:41.000 He didn't even let it get there.

00:09:42.000 That grappling, underhooks, what?

00:09:45.000 And that was where Conor was going to get his rest.

00:09:48.000 He didn't have that opportunity.

00:09:49.000 As soon as they got there, that ref separated him.

00:09:52.000 He was going to let him fight.

00:09:53.000 He was the perfect rest.

00:09:55.000 However, I think Conor thought he'd be able to get his rest in those moments and just never was capable of doing it because the ref would separate him.

00:10:01.000 I think he got more tired than he ever thought he was going to.

00:10:04.000 I think also the efficiency of Floyd.

00:10:05.000 Here's what I did.

00:10:06.000 I watched it live from the third round on.

00:10:10.000 I got off stage in Washington, D.C. You didn't see the first two.

00:10:12.000 I ran up stage.

00:10:13.000 I did yesterday.

00:10:14.000 I watched it yesterday when I got home.

00:10:16.000 But I flew upstairs.

00:10:20.000 They had it on pay-per-view in the upstairs green room.

00:10:23.000 So we ran upstairs.

00:10:24.000 Tight move.

00:10:25.000 Yeah, but I caught it on the third round.

00:10:27.000 I'm yelling to Ian Edwards.

00:10:28.000 I'm like, how's it going?

00:10:29.000 He goes, the fight's great!

00:10:30.000 This is a great fight!

00:10:30.000 So I got in there, like, right in the...

00:10:33.000 I didn't want to give...

00:10:33.000 These people waited in line a long time.

00:10:35.000 The show started late.

00:10:36.000 People bought tickets months in advance.

00:10:38.000 And I'm like, I am not cutting my show short.

00:10:40.000 I'm going to do the full show, and then I'm going to thank everybody.

00:10:42.000 Good night, and then watch the fight.

00:10:43.000 You're a better person than ever, too.

00:10:44.000 I ran upstairs, and I got in the third round.

00:10:47.000 So I didn't see all the speech until I heard about it afterwards.

00:10:51.000 So then I tried to watch from the time they were both walking out.

00:10:56.000 But the National Anthem stopped!

00:11:00.000 Stop! 1.00

00:11:00.000 I love America! 1.00

00:11:01.000 I'm not mad at Demi Lovato.

00:11:03.000 She can sing whenever she wants.

00:11:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:05.000 Go to a concert.

00:11:06.000 That's an American flag. 1.00

00:11:08.000 It's on my fucking iPhone. 1.00

00:11:09.000 We got it! 1.00

00:11:10.000 Okay, I love America.

00:11:11.000 Love it.

00:11:12.000 I'm a big proponent in the best aspects of America, but enough.

00:11:16.000 Too much.

00:11:17.000 See, I like the spectacle.

00:11:18.000 And the Rockets red glare, and the bombs bursting in air!

00:11:24.000 I couldn't get enough.

00:11:26.000 I was standing an ovation.

00:11:27.000 Bravo, girl! 1.00

00:11:28.000 She's a beautiful singer, no doubt about it.

00:11:30.000 She had to read from a teleprompter, though.

00:11:32.000 Well, it's probably a good move.

00:11:34.000 You don't want to fuck it up. 0.84

00:11:35.000 Like, who fucked it up? 0.63

00:11:36.000 Miley Cyrus? 0.99

00:11:36.000 Did she fuck it up? 0.99

00:11:37.000 There's been some people that fuck it up. 0.99

00:11:39.000 Somebody forgot the words. 0.97

00:11:40.000 Somebody fucked up the words recently.

00:11:43.000 Oh, Christina Aguilera. 0.77

00:11:44.000 That's who it was.

00:11:44.000 Was that her?

00:11:45.000 That was Christina when she was going through a tough time.

00:11:49.000 She got a little heavy back then.

00:11:50.000 Remember that?

00:11:51.000 Yeah, she got like unsexy thick. 0.99

00:11:54.000 She got a little over the line to like, what's going on?

00:11:58.000 Too many super sizes.

00:12:00.000 It's not just that.

00:12:00.000 When someone gets that big that quick, you start thinking about depression.

00:12:05.000 That was Roseanne Barr. 0.99

00:12:06.000 Well, you know what she did, though?

00:12:07.000 That was back in the day when Roseanne was on top of the world. 1.00

00:12:10.000 She grabbed her pussy and spit. 1.00

00:12:12.000 Which is hilarious. 1.00

00:12:13.000 God, Roseanne did? 0.95

00:12:15.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:15.000 She's a savage. 0.99

00:12:16.000 She's a savage of savages. 1.00

00:12:18.000 And people got super mad at her. 0.98

00:12:19.000 And this was pre-social media.

00:12:21.000 But click on the YouTube link to that, find out what, or if it says there, when Roseanne did it.

00:12:26.000 What year was it?

00:12:27.000 1990 in San Diego.

00:12:28.000 Yeah, see, totally before the internet.

00:12:31.000 She spits on the ground right before walking off the field. 1.00

00:12:33.000 She's an animal. 0.99

00:12:34.000 She's an animal.

00:12:35.000 I love her.

00:12:36.000 Great comic.

00:12:36.000 You know, Whitney is executive producing her new show.

00:12:40.000 That makes sense.

00:12:40.000 Totally makes sense.

00:12:41.000 Two brilliant minds.

00:12:42.000 Yeah.

00:12:43.000 And Whitney's a great joke writer, too.

00:12:47.000 Phenomenal writer.

00:12:48.000 And probably, I mean, I don't remember really talking to her too much about Roseanne.

00:12:52.000 Maybe we did.

00:12:53.000 Look at that. 1.00

00:12:54.000 She grabbed her pussy and spit on the ground. 1.00

00:12:56.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:12:56.000 She's the best! 1.00

00:12:58.000 I maintain she's one of the top most important comedians of all time.

00:13:01.000 I've said that to her when she was here.

00:13:02.000 I said, you changed the face of women's comedy. 1.00

00:13:05.000 She did.

00:13:05.000 She changed the face of women's comedy.

00:13:07.000 She got her start in Denver, son.

00:13:08.000 Yes, she did.

00:13:09.000 Comedy works.

00:13:09.000 Yep, comedy works.

00:13:10.000 She's a beast. 1.00

00:13:11.000 Yep, with kids. 0.90

00:13:12.000 Had all those kids grinding.

00:13:13.000 Kid and a dad.

00:13:14.000 Yeah, moving out here.

00:13:15.000 The whole deal. 0.54

00:13:16.000 Yeah, she's an animal. 1.00

00:13:17.000 She's a fucking animal. 1.00

00:13:18.000 I like her. 1.00

00:13:19.000 So they're doing a show together, but what I was going to say is I got to think that Whitney must think about it the same way most of the comics do.

00:13:28.000 She's super respected.

00:13:29.000 Roseanne, I mean...

00:13:31.000 Super respected?

00:13:32.000 That's a big job for Whitney. 1.00

00:13:34.000 Fuck yeah, it is. 1.00

00:13:35.000 Roseanne, that's huge. 1.00

00:13:37.000 Fuck yeah, it is. 1.00

00:13:37.000 That has the potential, especially right now. 1.00

00:13:39.000 Like, what the hell's on TV? I agree.

00:13:41.000 You know, you got Kevin James as a sitcom.

00:13:43.000 Name another sitcom.

00:13:44.000 Ready, go.

00:13:45.000 I got nothing.

00:13:46.000 I got nothing.

00:13:47.000 Goldbergs.

00:13:47.000 I'll tell you what I did start watching.

00:13:49.000 I started watching Ozark.

00:13:50.000 Yeah.

00:13:51.000 Oh my god, it's good.

00:13:52.000 Ozark.

00:13:53.000 Ozark on Netflix.

00:13:54.000 You haven't started that yet?

00:13:54.000 Who's in it?

00:13:54.000 Oh, you're good.

00:13:56.000 Justin Bateman.

00:13:57.000 That's his name, right?

00:13:57.000 Oh, I like him.

00:13:57.000 Jason.

00:13:58.000 Jason Bateman.

00:13:58.000 He gets involved with the cartel.

00:14:00.000 Yep.

00:14:01.000 I haven't seen it.

00:14:01.000 I just saw the...

00:14:03.000 Dude!

00:14:03.000 Dude, hold up.

00:14:04.000 I'm on season four of Game of Thrones.

00:14:07.000 I am balls deep in it.

00:14:08.000 You don't know.

00:14:10.000 I'm thinking about getting a dragon tattoo.

00:14:11.000 I think you should stay offline.

00:14:14.000 People try to send me spoilers.

00:14:15.000 It ain't happening, son.

00:14:16.000 I don't even look at them.

00:14:17.000 Yeah, you gotta be a ninja.

00:14:17.000 I'm just the biggest Khaleesi fan.

00:14:19.000 I will...

00:14:20.000 Just wait.

00:14:21.000 Oh, I can't wait.

00:14:22.000 The Queen of Dragons, son.

00:14:23.000 Just wait.

00:14:25.000 Those dragons are in full bloom.

00:14:26.000 No nothing, Jon Snow.

00:14:27.000 I'm not going to say anything, but this season finale, just Jesus Christ.

00:14:31.000 And then I see people online, where the Game of Thrones lost its way. 0.99

00:14:34.000 I'm like, how about you fuck off? 1.00

00:14:36.000 How about you stop? 1.00

00:14:37.000 Oh, fucking haters. 1.00

00:14:38.000 Everyone's going to hate on anything, man. 1.00

00:14:39.000 You know why?

00:14:40.000 I'll tell you what, the White Walkers, though. 1.00

00:14:41.000 I'm on season three.

00:14:43.000 Them graphics were tough on season three.

00:14:44.000 It looked like Atari out there.

00:14:46.000 These, like, white things.

00:14:47.000 But now, I saw one.

00:14:50.000 They looked like some super beasts.

00:14:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:52.000 They've got that wired.

00:14:53.000 They know how to do it now.

00:14:54.000 I saw something about an ice wall in the game.

00:14:56.000 Is that real?

00:14:57.000 There's like a... 1.00

00:14:57.000 Shut the fuck up! 1.00

00:14:58.000 But it's like the Flat Earth, right? 1.00

00:14:59.000 Are they the same thing?

00:15:01.000 It's a wall.

00:15:02.000 Not the same thing.

00:15:02.000 It's an ice wall.

00:15:03.000 It's not an ice wall.

00:15:03.000 It's a wall.

00:15:04.000 Yeah, it's a wall.

00:15:05.000 It's a wall.

00:15:05.000 I mean, I think it's covered in ice.

00:15:06.000 Then there's the protectors of the wall.

00:15:07.000 They're in the north.

00:15:09.000 In the north, you've got to keep a wall.

00:15:11.000 How good is it?

00:15:11.000 Wind is coming.

00:15:13.000 It's fucking phenomenal. 0.94

00:15:14.000 I'm so happy. 0.99

00:15:16.000 I'm telling you, I could not sleep.

00:15:17.000 I was so happy that King Joffrey died. 1.00

00:15:20.000 That little bitch. 1.00

00:15:21.000 Spoiler alert. 1.00

00:15:22.000 Hey, bro.

00:15:23.000 They're on season seven.

00:15:25.000 I'm season three.

00:15:28.000 People will get mad.

00:15:29.000 How dare you, Shob? 1.00

00:15:30.000 I'm on season one.

00:15:32.000 If it's more than three years old, I'm allowed to talk about it.

00:15:34.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:15:35.000 People get mad if you talk about something that happened ten years ago, though.

00:15:38.000 They get mad.

00:15:39.000 Like, if they haven't seen it, it's like you're not supposed to discuss things. 0.98

00:15:42.000 Hey, bro, I haven't fucking seen that yet! 0.96

00:15:44.000 Hey, bro, how dare you wear the plot of Terminator 2! 0.99

00:15:47.000 Yeah.

00:15:48.000 Yeah, I love it, though.

00:15:49.000 I'm obsessed with Game of Thrones.

00:15:50.000 It's all I watch right now.

00:15:51.000 It's the best show of all time.

00:15:52.000 I think.

00:15:53.000 But I'll say that about other shows too.

00:15:55.000 Me too, I'll say that if I get excited.

00:15:57.000 Me too, I'll throw that out no matter what.

00:15:58.000 If I get enthusiastic, don't hold me. 0.98

00:16:00.000 I'm not some fucking ranking committee. 0.98

00:16:02.000 This isn't like... 0.98

00:16:04.000 This isn't the UFC rankings.

00:16:06.000 There's people talking.

00:16:06.000 You know what, we're like the UFC rankings.

00:16:08.000 We just throw up whatever we want.

00:16:13.000 I think Max Kellerman is walking around today. 0.99

00:16:18.000 How many people are fucking with him? 0.99

00:16:19.000 I saw him this morning. 0.99

00:16:20.000 Conor McGregor will not land a single punch.

00:16:23.000 Meanwhile, he landed more punches on Floyd Mayweather than any boxer ever.

00:16:27.000 Than Manny Pacquiao and Miguel Cotto.

00:16:29.000 Yeah.

00:16:30.000 And then people go, oh, this is freaking Max's debate.

00:16:34.000 Oh, well, that's because Floyd led him.

00:16:36.000 That was his style.

00:16:37.000 Hey, man, let's give Conor some credit.

00:16:40.000 Some credit.

00:16:41.000 His pace was so high.

00:16:42.000 I think Conor's pace was so high.

00:16:44.000 And he thought he was going to be landing more shots.

00:16:46.000 He just wore himself out.

00:16:48.000 There's a little bit of that.

00:16:49.000 I also think there's a little bit of an efficiency issue.

00:16:52.000 You know, John Donaher.

00:16:54.000 Go to John Donaher's Instagram page, please.

00:16:57.000 John Donaher, who's one of the best grappling coaches in the world.

00:17:01.000 Jiu-jitsu mastermind.

00:17:02.000 He's also a brilliant guy.

00:17:05.000 He's the Elon Musk of jiu-jitsu, basically.

00:17:07.000 Yeah, super smart, innovative guy.

00:17:09.000 But on top of that, he wrote an assessment of how he thinks the fight's going to play out.

00:17:14.000 And it was to a peak.

00:17:15.000 Spot on.

00:17:16.000 Absolutely.

00:17:16.000 About the cardio and everything.

00:17:18.000 Is that Donaher said that he was going to stop him sometime after the fifth round.

00:17:24.000 What does it say there?

00:17:25.000 Tonight is the biggest night.

00:17:26.000 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

00:17:27.000 Oh, man, it's way too long, John.

00:17:29.000 Yeah.

00:17:29.000 I don't have time.

00:17:30.000 Well, he does that.

00:17:30.000 He's just too smart.

00:17:31.000 Oh, wow.

00:17:32.000 Hey, but create a blog, though, huh?

00:17:34.000 You know?

00:17:34.000 Yeah.

00:17:36.000 Yeah, I mean, basically he said, here, I would consider a fine victory for Mr. McGregor if he survived 12 rounds.

00:17:42.000 Yeah, so you scroll up a little bit and he'll explain how he said that it usually works.

00:17:46.000 Yeah, here it goes.

00:17:47.000 They are quite competitive for the first three to four rounds and do surprisingly well.

00:17:51.000 Then around the fifth round, the elite boxer begins to figure out the unorthodox or awkward movement.

00:18:07.000 I expect a similar pattern tonight, though probably taking less time, given the incredible skill level of Mr. Mayweather.

00:18:12.000 That's fair.

00:18:16.000 Mayweather was clearly taking over the ninth round Mayweather was getting was fucking Connor off was teeing off on Connor and I actually texted to my friend in between rounds I'm like he's done.

00:18:25.000 They're gonna stop it.

00:18:26.000 I got up in the last eighth round to go to the to the back to do something for Showtime I was like I looked at the eighth round was like oh it's over.

00:18:32.000 They wouldn't let you?

00:18:33.000 No they did.

00:18:34.000 You had to go back?

00:18:35.000 You missed some of it?

00:18:36.000 Well, I didn't want to see it.

00:18:38.000 Really?

00:18:38.000 I knew it was over.

00:18:39.000 Yeah, so then but then they put me cage side.

00:18:41.000 I was waiting.

00:18:41.000 You didn't want to see it.

00:18:43.000 Uh, not really.

00:18:44.000 I knew what was happening.

00:18:45.000 I just, I don't know.

00:18:46.000 How could you not want to see it?

00:18:47.000 Well, I knew what was gonna happen.

00:18:49.000 Don't you watch Rocky movies, bro? 1.00

00:18:51.000 Fuck, I wish, man. 1.00

00:18:52.000 But I'm glad they stopped it early. 1.00

00:18:54.000 I wasn't mad at the stoppage.

00:18:56.000 I wasn't either.

00:18:56.000 I wasn't mad for a number of reasons, but he has a lot more fight left in him.

00:19:00.000 We got it.

00:19:01.000 We got it.

00:19:02.000 Connor did well.

00:19:03.000 He won some rounds. 0.99

00:19:04.000 He was going to get fucked up in the next round. 0.99

00:19:06.000 If he made it, if he made it into the 11th, Floyd Mayweather was going to fuck him up. 0.99

00:19:10.000 Correct. 0.99

00:19:10.000 Like real bad. 0.99

00:19:11.000 He was gassed.

00:19:12.000 But you hear Conor and even Floyd afterwards, he goes, Floyd, they go, what was the most surprising thing about this fight?

00:19:17.000 And he goes, Conor's boxing skills.

00:19:19.000 Honestly, I thought I'd be able to take over early, but I wasn't able to because of his boxing skills.

00:19:24.000 He goes, I wasn't surprised by his power.

00:19:25.000 There wasn't much power there.

00:19:27.000 Which is, you know, whatever.

00:19:28.000 He ate that straight-up flush uppercut from Connor.

00:19:31.000 But Connor did not seem like he was putting a lot of power in his punches.

00:19:35.000 It looks like he was trying to be, like, real active.

00:19:36.000 Yeah, but then also he was, like, kind of winging them, too.

00:19:39.000 Well, he was hitting them with some weird stuff like this, and he even did a bunch of hammer fists and stuff.

00:19:44.000 Did you know, for every illegal shot that he, if he got DQ'd for, $10 million out of his purse.

00:19:51.000 10 mil.

00:19:52.000 So when everyone's like, how do you know he's just not going to throw a knee or an elbow like a savage?

00:19:56.000 Like, well, there's 10 million reasons why.

00:19:59.000 Is that a male hairdresser?

00:20:00.000 Yes, that was the media I dealt with on media row.

00:20:04.000 How do you know he's just not going to throw a knee and flip out?

00:20:10.000 How do you know?

00:20:11.000 How do you know, Brendan? 1.00

00:20:12.000 How do you know he's not going to knee him right in the dick? 1.00

00:20:18.000 How do you know? 1.00

00:20:21.000 You don't even know. 0.93

00:20:23.000 Isn't it funny that there's a gay voice? 0.95

00:20:26.000 Like, if you do that voice, everyone knows it's a gay voice.

00:20:29.000 There's not a lesbian voice. 1.00

00:20:31.000 Well, there's really not, unless it's like a butch lesbian. 1.00

00:20:33.000 No! 1.00

00:20:34.000 You could be a female truck driver that loves dick if she talks like that. 1.00

00:20:37.000 She smokes a pack of Marlboros every hour. 1.00

00:20:39.000 That's true.

00:20:39.000 That brass Leroy's.

00:20:40.000 That doesn't necessarily mean she's a lesbian. 0.98

00:20:43.000 Yeah.

00:20:43.000 Yeah, Large Marge.

00:20:44.000 Large Marge. 1.00

00:20:45.000 Yes!

00:20:47.000 Great reference, Large Marge. 0.99

00:20:49.000 That's right. 1.00

00:20:50.000 That bitch was scary. 1.00

00:20:51.000 Large Marge sent ya. 1.00

00:20:53.000 I saw it as a kid.

00:20:54.000 I was terrified of Large Marge. 1.00

00:20:56.000 You remember that big bitch? 1.00

00:20:57.000 I think her eyeballs poke out, right? 1.00

00:20:58.000 Yes!

00:21:00.000 Dude, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, right?

00:21:03.000 Yeah, that was the first one.

00:21:04.000 First one, yeah. 0.98

00:21:06.000 Goddamn, that was a good movie. 0.99

00:21:06.000 She was scary. 0.99

00:21:07.000 Great movie!

00:21:08.000 Yeah, man.

00:21:11.000 Oh, we can't hear it.

00:21:12.000 Look at Pee Wee's face.

00:21:14.000 Pee Wee's all freaked out.

00:21:18.000 And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck, It looked like this! 1.00

00:21:35.000 I used to love that shit. 1.00

00:21:37.000 Dude, I loved that movie. 1.00

00:21:38.000 God, I'm so glad you got that reference.

00:21:40.000 Dude, Pee Wee's Big Adventure was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid.

00:21:43.000 I went with my high school girlfriend. 0.98

00:21:45.000 We went and we were fucking crying laughing. 0.96

00:21:48.000 I loved it. 0.98

00:21:49.000 We just couldn't believe how hard we were laughing.

00:21:51.000 It was so good, man. 0.95

00:21:53.000 It was so silly. 0.86

00:21:54.000 And then the next one after that was Pee Wee's Big Top. 0.94

00:21:56.000 Big Top Pee Wee.

00:21:57.000 And he had the big dance.

00:21:58.000 Hurry, Pee Wee, come! 0.99

00:22:00.000 Ahhhh! 0.99

00:22:01.000 There's a little pig that was his best friend. 1.00

00:22:03.000 Feed him sandwiches and shit while he's trying to get with that girl. 1.00

00:22:06.000 That is a silly fucking movie. 1.00

00:22:08.000 If you've never seen that movie and you smoke weed, you are in luck. 1.00

00:22:12.000 Large Marge just makes a cameo, though. 0.95

00:22:15.000 She's not there for long.

00:22:16.000 It's long enough to be legendary.

00:22:18.000 We're still talking about it.

00:22:19.000 Great reference, Joe Logan!

00:22:22.000 That movie came out in like 84, right?

00:22:25.000 90s, right?

00:22:25.000 No, no, no.

00:22:26.000 Like 88, 89 probably.

00:22:27.000 No, I was in high school.

00:22:29.000 That's when the show came out because I was born in 83. Pull it up.

00:22:31.000 Pull it up because I was in high school.

00:22:33.000 I say early 90s, man.

00:22:34.000 My mom had the VHS. That's all we'd watch.

00:22:37.000 I graduated high school in 85. And this is my high school girlfriend and I went to see it.

00:22:43.000 Maybe she was in high school.

00:22:45.000 Whoa. 1.00

00:22:45.000 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:22:46.000 Joe Rogan. 1.00

00:22:47.000 1985. See?

00:22:48.000 Told you.

00:22:49.000 July 26th.

00:22:49.000 Son?

00:22:50.000 I 100% remember being in high school, and she was in high school.

00:22:54.000 We were both in school, and we went to see it.

00:22:57.000 Wow!

00:22:58.000 Powerful, Joe Rogan.

00:22:59.000 His bike was sick.

00:23:00.000 Was this coming out before the TV show, or...?

00:23:02.000 I don't know, man.

00:23:03.000 I think the TV show was out before that.

00:23:05.000 Before the kids' show, I guess.

00:23:06.000 I mean, there's that HBO special thing.

00:23:08.000 Oh, yeah, that was later.

00:23:09.000 That was later, I think.

00:23:11.000 He had that show on, like, straight-up ABC, though.

00:23:13.000 Remember?

00:23:13.000 I'd watch it in the mornings.

00:23:14.000 That's why I was saying, I thought it was after that.

00:23:16.000 Pee-wee's Playhouse.

00:23:17.000 Yeah.

00:23:17.000 And then he got caught, like, jacking off in the theater, right?

00:23:20.000 That was actually after all that. 0.56

00:23:22.000 He got caught jacking off after he stopped doing the TV show.

00:23:25.000 Really?

00:23:25.000 I thought it was, like, in the middle of it.

00:23:27.000 That was in the 90s.

00:23:27.000 That was, like, 90...

00:23:28.000 Bro, how's his career going to take a L just because he jacked off in a movie theater?

00:23:32.000 Yeah, that was back in the day where we already had VHS. Like, if you jacked off and it was in a movie theater and it was the only way to jack off, everybody's like, eh, we understand.

00:23:41.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:23:42.000 Give the guy a break. 1.00

00:23:43.000 But if you jack off in a movie theater when we have VHS, well, you're a pervert. 1.00

00:23:48.000 Aw, damn. 1.00

00:23:49.000 91. Damn. 1.00

00:23:50.000 Arrested for masturbating in an adult theater in 91. That's so crazy. 1.00

00:23:54.000 What was the movie?

00:23:55.000 Sarasota, Florida is the problem. 1.00

00:23:56.000 They had a fucking thing in Sarasota. 1.00

00:23:59.000 And how do they know that he really did jack off? 1.00

00:24:01.000 He's probably really working.

00:24:02.000 Turned Up the Heat and Tiger Shark.

00:24:04.000 Nancy Nurse was another one that he went to see. 0.99

00:24:06.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:08.000 Well, that's why people are doing those things.

00:24:10.000 He was only 38 at the time.

00:24:12.000 38?

00:24:12.000 He's the most shot-out 38-year-old I've ever seen.

00:24:14.000 Look at that picture up there.

00:24:15.000 Look at that picture.

00:24:16.000 Scroll up.

00:24:19.000 I like the set of hair on him too.

00:24:23.000 Looks like a blogger that jacks off at your movie theater. 1.00

00:24:26.000 That's what he looks like.

00:24:26.000 A guy that's in a band.

00:24:29.000 He could totally be like a bass player.

00:24:31.000 Was he smart?

00:24:32.000 Is he just loaded or what?

00:24:33.000 Because he was a big deal when I was a kid.

00:24:35.000 They had merchandise and everything, man.

00:24:37.000 Well, he took a big hit from this.

00:24:39.000 I think if it happened today, it would be no big deal.

00:24:42.000 But also part of the problem was that he was like a childhood idol thing, because, you know, his show was a kid's show.

00:24:49.000 Even though it was kind of adult-themed in a lot of ways.

00:24:54.000 Really, the word of the day?

00:24:56.000 Yeah, see, the HBO cable television show popularized by Pee-wee in 1982. Look at that.

00:25:01.000 Yeah, he would look up girls' skirts with the aid of mirrors attached to his shoes. 0.92

00:25:05.000 Peewee's a creep.

00:25:05.000 The original character.

00:25:07.000 He's a creep.

00:25:07.000 Wow.

00:25:08.000 We love Peewee.

00:25:09.000 We taught kids how to do that, basically. 1.00

00:25:10.000 That's fucked up. 0.98

00:25:11.000 Well, everybody already knew. 0.99

00:25:12.000 Yeah, back then it was hilarious.

00:25:13.000 It's like teaching them how to start a fire with a match.

00:25:15.000 Yeah, it's all good, man.

00:25:16.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:25:17.000 You don't think people can figure out how to put a fucking mirror on your shoe? 0.99

00:25:21.000 That was in old movies, man. 0.99

00:25:22.000 But then he just shot a show for Netflix.

00:25:27.000 Did he?

00:25:27.000 They made a movie about a year ago.

00:25:29.000 Like Peewee's Back, right?

00:25:30.000 Yep, yep.

00:25:31.000 Wow, that's a long hiatus.

00:25:33.000 It took him that long to recover.

00:25:34.000 You know what?

00:25:35.000 That little too late to, you know, like way too late.

00:25:38.000 That's like Entourage came with that movie like 10 years after the finale.

00:25:41.000 Come on, man.

00:25:42.000 Why'd they do that?

00:25:43.000 Did it take a long time to make the movie?

00:25:44.000 I don't know.

00:25:45.000 Personality?

00:25:46.000 Didn't that movie do really well, though?

00:25:47.000 I don't think so.

00:25:48.000 Which one?

00:25:49.000 Entourage movie?

00:25:50.000 Rotten Tomatoes gives it like a zero.

00:25:53.000 I think it did bad, but it didn't do as good as they needed it to.

00:25:56.000 It did not do well.

00:25:57.000 The critics destroyed that thing.

00:25:59.000 It was just too late, man. 1.00

00:26:01.000 You got Turtle, he's 50 on that bitch. 1.00

00:26:03.000 It's like sad. 1.00

00:26:04.000 Yeah, but Sex and the City can come back today and chicks would flock to it. 1.00

00:26:06.000 Weren't people pissed at a Sex and the City movie?

00:26:09.000 They might have been.

00:26:09.000 Well, you know what?

00:26:09.000 Because they can do it with them.

00:26:11.000 They go through like menopause and shit. 1.00

00:26:13.000 They're not like the young chicks anymore chasing dick. 1.00

00:26:16.000 Well, you know what was weird? 0.98

00:26:17.000 It was like that one character of, what's her name?

00:26:21.000 Samantha. 0.99

00:26:21.000 Yeah, the slutty character. 0.99

00:26:23.000 Straight up whore. 1.00

00:26:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:24.000 It gave like a lot of women, like they can go, yeah, she can do it and I love her. 0.79

00:26:29.000 Why can't I do it?

00:26:30.000 That's why everyone related to that show. 0.98

00:26:31.000 Like there's the smart one, there's one that's career driven, there was the whore. 1.00

00:26:35.000 And you had one of your friends was one of them, I feel like. 0.96

00:26:37.000 But they loved their horror friend.

00:26:39.000 Yes.

00:26:39.000 So it was like, it gave her...

00:26:42.000 It was the opposite of slut shaming. 0.95

00:26:44.000 I agree. 0.83

00:26:45.000 It's like, be yourself. 0.73

00:26:45.000 Let your freak flag fly. 0.73

00:26:47.000 Be like Samantha. 0.94

00:26:48.000 Everybody's not Samantha, but Samantha's not everybody. 1.00

00:26:51.000 Who the fuck you are? 1.00

00:26:52.000 Who are you? 1.00

00:26:53.000 If you're a super freak and you're around a bunch of squares, and you're just holding it back every day, I just want to go get some strange dick. 1.00

00:27:00.000 If you miss that chick, just wants to go, just drink a couple of cosmopolitans, throw some guy your fucking king, go, let's go. 1.00

00:27:07.000 Yeah, man, what's wrong with that? 1.00

00:27:09.000 What's wrong with being Samantha?

00:27:11.000 As long as it's not your daughter, your kid. 0.97

00:27:13.000 Or your wife.

00:27:14.000 Also, as long as you don't run into the wrong dude.

00:27:16.000 That would be the big fear, being a woman. 1.00

00:27:18.000 Run into some fucking scary guy, some murderer, rapist, some terrible person. 1.00

00:27:26.000 You're way more likely to run into that person as a woman. 1.00

00:27:30.000 Oh, predators, man. 0.74

00:27:32.000 Predators.

00:27:33.000 Bank on Samantha's. 1.00

00:27:34.000 Dropping shit in your drinks. 1.00

00:27:36.000 God, dropping shit in the drinks. 1.00

00:27:38.000 That's so rampant. 1.00

00:27:40.000 If I was a girl, I would be terrified of that.

00:27:43.000 I've met so many people that have told me stories about a guy drugging them or drugging one of their friends or drugging someone they know.

00:27:50.000 I thought it was like an old school thing, but still goes on.

00:27:52.000 I had a friend, she told me, yeah, she was out at the club, and she goes, and I woke up.

00:27:56.000 Luckily, nothing happened, but I woke up.

00:27:58.000 No memory of what happened before.

00:28:00.000 I'm like, what?

00:28:01.000 Yeah, man.

00:28:02.000 In LA. Like, that still happens?

00:28:03.000 She's like, yeah.

00:28:04.000 100%. 1.00

00:28:04.000 Why the fuck would you take a drink from a dude, though? 1.00

00:28:08.000 Like, it should be, you know what I'm saying? 0.98

00:28:09.000 Well, it should be, like, friendly people.

00:28:12.000 Like, hey, would you like a beer?

00:28:13.000 Yeah, sure.

00:28:14.000 Yeah.

00:28:14.000 Give you a beer.

00:28:15.000 That's how it should be.

00:28:16.000 I mean, in ideal circumstances, she should be able to.

00:28:20.000 But there's just too many creeps.

00:28:22.000 The world we live in.

00:28:23.000 Like, wouldn't you tell your daughters when they're old enough, like, hey, do not take a drink unless you're...

00:28:26.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:28:27.000 Of course.

00:28:28.000 Like, that's what the world we live in.

00:28:29.000 You can't just...

00:28:30.000 It's not worth the risk.

00:28:32.000 I mean, hopefully you're going to run into only nice people who give you a drink.

00:28:35.000 And they just want to have some drinks with friends and have some laughs.

00:28:38.000 Have you ever heard of girls roofing a dude? 1.00

00:28:40.000 Never.

00:28:40.000 But I'm sure it's happened.

00:28:42.000 I did hear.

00:28:43.000 You always heard that story about the fake urban myth about the Russian girl who gets you a drink and takes you back to your room.

00:28:49.000 Takes your kidney.

00:28:50.000 And then you wake up, yeah, on a bag of ice.

00:28:51.000 On a bag of ice.

00:28:52.000 You wake up with a bag of ice on your side and stitches.

00:28:55.000 Tells you to get to a hospital immediately.

00:28:56.000 You're like, what?

00:28:57.000 Is that an urban legend?

00:28:59.000 Could be.

00:29:00.000 Or it never happened.

00:29:02.000 That brings up Jamie's point earlier today before the podcast that we need a more reliable Snopes.

00:29:08.000 Not that Snopes isn't reliable, because apparently it's pretty reliable.

00:29:12.000 That's the answer.

00:29:13.000 That's the answer.

00:29:14.000 The problem is nobody wants to listen to Snopes anymore because it turned out that the dude who ran Snopes is a freak. 0.93

00:29:21.000 One of the chicks that is, like, his number one employee was a woman who was an escort until, like, 2015, and now she's married to him, and he's just a freak. 0.74

00:29:31.000 He's just partying all the time and having a good old time.

00:29:33.000 But why is that so bad?

00:29:35.000 Like, why does that affect...

00:29:37.000 And also, they have a left-wing bias that a lot of people...

00:29:40.000 A lot of people think they have a left-wing bias, at least.

00:29:44.000 You know, I guess.

00:29:45.000 Sort of.

00:29:46.000 Maybe.

00:29:46.000 But, I mean, if they're just relaying facts...

00:29:49.000 You can rely on them, I think, for the most part.

00:29:52.000 But that's not enough.

00:29:53.000 Who can you rely on?

00:29:54.000 Like, even on that New York Times you post on Instagram, do you see they changed their headline?

00:29:57.000 Yeah, they changed it.

00:29:58.000 They changed it.

00:29:59.000 Well, I went out of my way.

00:30:01.000 I was like, this is crazy.

00:30:02.000 I read the New York Times basically every day.

00:30:04.000 Me too.

00:30:05.000 It should be pretty reliable.

00:30:07.000 I have it on my app.

00:30:08.000 I have the app on my phone.

00:30:09.000 That's where I go in the morning.

00:30:10.000 Yeah, I get notifications from them.

00:30:12.000 Me too.

00:30:12.000 Anytime anything happens in the news.

00:30:14.000 So, I read tons of articles from the New York Times.

00:30:18.000 I looked up the guy who posted it.

00:30:20.000 I don't want to get personal.

00:30:22.000 No, I just wanted to see what was going on. 0.98

00:30:24.000 Just a giant fuck-up. 0.95

00:30:26.000 You can't do that. 0.98

00:30:27.000 He's also not a sports writer.

00:30:28.000 He writes more about race.

00:30:30.000 He's a young guy.

00:30:31.000 I doubt he even watched the fight.

00:30:33.000 Yeah, he goes, New York Times writer for race.

00:30:35.000 What?

00:30:36.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:30:36.000 That seems like it would be within your best interest to keep things fucked up. 0.99

00:30:40.000 You know, I'm not saying I'm not a conspiracy theorist. 0.98

00:30:44.000 Well, maybe.

00:30:45.000 I mean, look, all you had to do was say what happened is that after, you know, just say Floyd Mayweather outclasses and stops Conor McGregor, stops an exhausted Conor McGregor in the 10th round.

00:31:00.000 That's what happened.

00:31:01.000 He was exhausted.

00:31:01.000 And he got tagged over and over again, and Floyd was teeing off on him.

00:31:05.000 I mean, it was a brilliant performance.

00:31:06.000 Does that really paint the fight, though?

00:31:08.000 I don't know if I put it that way.

00:31:09.000 For sure, use your words better.

00:31:10.000 In the headline.

00:31:11.000 You can't say, his face was completely bloodied and he almost went through the ropes.

00:31:16.000 No, he's way up.

00:31:16.000 Both of those things are not true.

00:31:17.000 I don't think he actually watched it.

00:31:19.000 Reading that headline, he probably looked at the maybe photos or someone else's narrative of the fight.

00:31:23.000 Yeah, but if he looked at photos, even the photos.

00:31:24.000 There's no bloody.

00:31:25.000 No.

00:31:26.000 I guess a photo of Connor outside the ring?

00:31:28.000 Well, he's never outside the ring, for God's sakes.

00:31:30.000 Look, I saved the photo, man.

00:31:32.000 No, no one's face was bloody.

00:31:34.000 There was no bloody, period.

00:31:35.000 I mean, it just wasn't bloody.

00:31:38.000 Like, you could see his face.

00:31:39.000 I got a photo of the actual stoppage itself.

00:31:43.000 And at the moment the stoppage happened, he was...

00:31:46.000 I mean, he had like a little bit of a mouse under his left eye.

00:31:49.000 There it is right there.

00:31:50.000 Look.

00:31:51.000 No blood.

00:31:51.000 Yeah, he had a mouse from the right hands landing.

00:31:53.000 Yeah, no blood.

00:31:54.000 Neither guy was...

00:31:55.000 You don't even see the mouse there.

00:31:57.000 You see his right cheek.

00:31:58.000 It's under his left cheek.

00:31:59.000 It's just red.

00:31:59.000 His eyes were red.

00:32:01.000 Bo, did you hear 100 million illegal streaming downloads?

00:32:06.000 100 million illegal streams. 1.00

00:32:09.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:32:11.000 How much revenue did they lose? 1.00

00:32:14.000 How about this?

00:32:14.000 How crazy is this?

00:32:16.000 Floyd's warm up in the back.

00:32:18.000 Someone from his team goes, Yo, Floyd, the systems in California and Florida are down. 0.99

00:32:22.000 He goes, God damn, those are huge markets. 0.93

00:32:24.000 Here, I'm going to delay until they figure it out. 1.00

00:32:27.000 That's how conscious this motherfucker is before this huge fight. 0.99

00:32:30.000 That's good. 1.00

00:32:31.000 He goes, I'm going to wait.

00:32:31.000 I'm going to wait.

00:32:32.000 That's worth millions and millions of dollars.

00:32:33.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:32:34.000 How brilliant is he?

00:32:35.000 That was my takeaway with working with Showtime and getting so close to Floyd and doing all this stuff. 0.97

00:32:39.000 He's so goddamn brilliant, man. 0.86

00:32:42.000 I had preconceived notions like, he's a good boxer. 0.99

00:32:46.000 How good of a businessman?

00:32:47.000 How involved is he?

00:32:48.000 No, no, no.

00:32:49.000 He doesn't let anything go in touch without overseeing everything.

00:32:53.000 He's both.

00:32:54.000 Everything.

00:32:54.000 He's both.

00:32:55.000 He's brilliant.

00:32:55.000 He's brilliant as a producer, or as a promoter, and he's brilliant as a fighter.

00:32:59.000 Brilliant.

00:33:00.000 Brilliant.

00:33:00.000 And they asked him about, so I was in the fighters' meetings, and they have all the Sears Showtime guys there, and we're mic'd up, and the All Access crew, and Floyd's crew.

00:33:09.000 And they go, hey, be careful, because last time we did this with Floyd, he didn't really know the guys, and he kicked them out in front of everyone.

00:33:15.000 It was super embarrassing, so I'm like, oh, that sucks.

00:33:17.000 So I'm in my suit sitting there, and everyone's so serious.

00:33:20.000 I'm like, this is so serious, so stuffy in here.

00:33:23.000 So the guy goes, Jim Gray.

00:33:25.000 Jim Gray goes, hey Floyd.

00:33:27.000 They're like writing their notes down.

00:33:28.000 I'm just sitting there like staring at him.

00:33:30.000 And they go, you know, you always walk out with like an entourage usually for your fights.

00:33:34.000 There's usually some big celebrity or something like that.

00:33:36.000 Who's it going to be this time?

00:33:38.000 And I know previously you had beef with Justin Bieber.

00:33:41.000 So I was like, well, better now than never.

00:33:43.000 I just went out of turn.

00:33:45.000 Not the Biebs!

00:33:47.000 Not the Biebs!

00:33:50.000 And did Floyd laugh?

00:33:51.000 Floyd, he's talking dead serious that Jim Gray has his glasses on. 1.00

00:33:55.000 He takes his glasses off and goes, Damn, dog! 0.99

00:33:58.000 I'm trying to be positive up in here. 1.00

00:34:00.000 We're trying to be positive.

00:34:01.000 And I go, I start laughing.

00:34:03.000 I go, I know!

00:34:04.000 All I'm saying is Beeb isn't walking out with you, man.

00:34:07.000 What's wrong with that?

00:34:08.000 And he started laughing after that.

00:34:10.000 Everyone was literally like...

00:34:12.000 On pins and needles.

00:34:14.000 And I was like, come on, man!

00:34:15.000 So Biebs is all about church now, huh?

00:34:18.000 Is that the thing?

00:34:18.000 Like, he unfollowed Floyd and Floyd got mad at him?

00:34:20.000 Yeah, and that guy...

00:34:22.000 You can't unfollow your boy.

00:34:23.000 You can't unfollow your boy ever.

00:34:25.000 And that guy...

00:34:25.000 I will never unfollow you.

00:34:26.000 Ever, bro.

00:34:27.000 If we do, then there's some serious beef.

00:34:28.000 It's not happening.

00:34:30.000 Floyd Mayweather clapped back at Justin Bieber.

00:34:33.000 Yo, man!

00:34:34.000 Trying to be positive!

00:34:35.000 He's just a pop star, Floyd says.

00:34:38.000 Well, it's got a point.

00:34:39.000 Just a pop star, who is probably the biggest pop star on the planet.

00:34:43.000 Biggest ever, yeah.

00:34:43.000 They said he canceled his tour, like he stopped his tour because of this Jesus thing.

00:34:47.000 That priest guy.

00:34:48.000 I know that guy, and I've been to Bible study with that guy.

00:34:51.000 I've been to dinner with that guy.

00:34:52.000 Really?

00:34:52.000 He's an interesting dude.

00:34:54.000 If you're Ball's Demon Jesus, he's your guy.

00:34:56.000 Keep talking.

00:34:57.000 Tell me more.

00:34:58.000 I don't want no bad juju on me.

00:35:01.000 You don't want to be the golden snitch for pop stars? 0.92

00:35:03.000 I don't know what's going on there.

00:35:06.000 I don't know what's going on there.

00:35:07.000 But they were saying that Justin Bieber already made $93 million this year before he canceled the tour. 0.99

00:35:13.000 How fucking nuts is that? 0.99

00:35:15.000 That kid is balling so hard. 1.00

00:35:17.000 Even him?

00:35:17.000 And then I think he has something to do with Kyrie Irving too.

00:35:19.000 And Kyrie's like, yeah, I want out of Cleveland. 0.99

00:35:21.000 Like, this motherfucker has some power. 0.99

00:35:24.000 He's like, Jesus wants you to play for Boston, you know that, right? 1.00

00:35:27.000 So what is he doing to them, trying to get them to, well, look, maybe he's doing something, maybe I'm looking at it the wrong way, right?

00:35:34.000 So if he has a positive influence on him, maybe he's saying, listen, man, you're so involved in show business, you've got to think about living and life.

00:35:43.000 Not only that, here's the thing, man.

00:35:46.000 Once you make 93 million dollars, it's basically over.

00:35:49.000 Life changes.

00:35:50.000 But I'm saying it's over.

00:35:51.000 Just relax.

00:35:52.000 It's over.

00:35:53.000 True. 1.00

00:35:53.000 You put that fucking money in the bank, you don't have to work anymore. 1.00

00:35:57.000 Like Connor. 1.00

00:35:57.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:58.000 All the work you do from here on out is gravy.

00:36:01.000 This is what you do now.

00:36:02.000 You do what you want to do.

00:36:03.000 Do you want to go and do a bunch of concerts in front of all these people, or are you doing too much?

00:36:07.000 Because if you're working, like if you, if you had to go and do theaters, like now you've been doing a lot of stand-up.

00:36:13.000 If you had to do theaters Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, every week, flying everywhere, you'd be so tired.

00:36:20.000 I'd be like Amanda Bynes. 0.99

00:36:22.000 You'd just see my hair's all fucked up. 0.99

00:36:23.000 I'd be going crazy. 0.98

00:36:24.000 I'd be like Cat Willings.

00:36:25.000 I engineered how I do like this Latin mindset.

00:36:29.000 This is the first tour that I ever named, the Strange Times Tour.

00:36:32.000 The first time I ever sold a bunch of tickets in advance like this.

00:36:35.000 Smart marketing.

00:36:36.000 But I engineered that when I'm doing these fly to two places, I'm off for a while.

00:36:41.000 That's because you have the power to do it, though.

00:36:43.000 You have to do it that way.

00:36:44.000 Bieber has the power too.

00:36:46.000 100%.

00:36:46.000 He just canceled everything.

00:36:49.000 Kanye West did the same thing.

00:36:51.000 Well, Kanye West did after they checked him into the loony bin.

00:36:54.000 He was going crazy.

00:36:55.000 They said he would do that concert, come home, and he had all this work he had to do with Adidas and clothing, and they just said he was working nonstop. 0.97

00:37:02.000 And a small glimpse of show business and stand-up and all this stuff, I can see how being on a tour that long, you're going to go fucking batshit crazy. 0.94

00:37:13.000 I can see a little bit. 0.77

00:37:14.000 When I saw it, I went, oh, I bet, man.

00:37:16.000 That's crazy.

00:37:17.000 Well, you know what a big factor for me is?

00:37:19.000 A big factor for me is when I'm at home, I'm going to sleep for eight hours, and I have a schedule in terms of my runs, my lifts, whatever workout I'm doing, whatever kind of thing I'm doing.

00:37:31.000 I know where I can train.

00:37:32.000 I know the schools I can train at, I know the gyms I can train at, and I know what to do.

00:37:36.000 That keeps me sane.

00:37:38.000 Having those...

00:37:39.000 I can work out on the road and it's good.

00:37:41.000 It's definitely better than nothing.

00:37:42.000 But it's not the same of being able to have this normal...

00:37:46.000 It keeps my energy up and it keeps my anxiety down.

00:37:50.000 All those things get balanced out when I'm at my normal workout routine.

00:37:54.000 When I go on the road and I'm doing three days in a row...

00:37:57.000 It's hard because I don't want to work out too hard because I don't want to be tired for the two shows.

00:38:01.000 I've got two big-ass theater shows.

00:38:04.000 But I can't imagine those guys who do five nights.

00:38:07.000 So they're flying in.

00:38:08.000 So I did two shows this weekend.

00:38:10.000 So I flew in three days.

00:38:12.000 I took three flights.

00:38:14.000 You know, that's crazy.

00:38:16.000 Crazy.

00:38:16.000 But that's nothing compared to those guys that do it five days a week, six days a week.

00:38:20.000 Well, even still on private jets, it's still exhausting, man.

00:38:24.000 It's exhausting.

00:38:24.000 It's still the same thing.

00:38:25.000 Same thing.

00:38:26.000 I mean, you don't have to... 0.95

00:38:27.000 It goes more on your schedule, I guess, if you're flying everywhere with a private jet, but it's still fucking exhausting. 0.99

00:38:32.000 It's still a beast, man. 0.98

00:38:33.000 Yeah.

00:38:34.000 So I get a little bit.

00:38:35.000 People are like, oh, you poor baby.

00:38:37.000 Oh, I know.

00:38:37.000 Poor baby.

00:38:38.000 Oh, 93 million.

00:38:39.000 I'm like, they already have money, so it's not that.

00:38:40.000 That's the thing.

00:38:41.000 They're already set there.

00:38:42.000 It's already gravy.

00:38:43.000 But back to the Bieber-Floyd thing.

00:38:46.000 Thank you.

00:38:46.000 Again, I had preconceived notions of Floyd Mayweather before I met him, been around him.

00:38:51.000 So does this religious guy.

00:38:53.000 He thinks, oh, Floyd's just about hoes and cars and stuff like that.

00:38:57.000 That's all.

00:38:58.000 I guess, but there's more layers to that.

00:39:01.000 So for you to judge him based off social media and say, Bieber, quit following, quit hanging out with him because he's just about that. 0.99

00:39:06.000 No, you don't know shit. 0.99

00:39:07.000 You're judging that guy because he's not going to church every Sunday. 1.00

00:39:10.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:39:11.000 You're judging him based off Instagram, which isn't fair to do.

00:39:13.000 I think he's saying, I don't know what he's saying.

00:39:16.000 But I would imagine if someone tells you to stop following somebody, they're saying that person's a bad influence, right?

00:39:21.000 Which isn't fair to say, because Floyd doesn't drink, has crazy work ethic, oversees basically Showtime sports.

00:39:27.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:39:28.000 Like, he's healthy.

00:39:29.000 Yeah, but it's girls, bro. 1.00

00:39:32.000 Strip clubs. 0.82

00:39:33.000 You own the strip club, bro.

00:39:36.000 Some of the women he hangs out with, I ain't never seen anything like that.

00:39:40.000 That's what 15-0 gets you. 1.00

00:39:42.000 I mean, jaw-dropping shit. 1.00

00:39:43.000 Hundreds of millions of dollars. 1.00

00:39:45.000 Hundreds of millions of dollars.

00:39:46.000 What are we doing here? 1.00

00:39:47.000 And they just look at me like a bag of shit in these Gucci shoes. 1.00

00:39:51.000 Those goofy shoes. 1.00

00:39:53.000 I get it.

00:39:54.000 Not 15-0, girl.

00:39:55.000 Hundreds of millions of dollars. 1.00

00:39:56.000 Did you see that all-access where they showed that fucking stupid watch they bought him? 1.00

00:40:01.000 That Hubolt gave him? 1.00

00:40:02.000 Dude, I met with the guy from Hubolt.

00:40:03.000 He'll tell me all about it.

00:40:04.000 Dude, that watch is so gross. 0.97

00:40:06.000 Nuts. 1.00

00:40:06.000 It's so stupid looking. 1.00

00:40:08.000 It's all crystal on the outside. 1.00

00:40:09.000 Was it $1.28 million?

00:40:10.000 No, it was $500,000, I think.

00:40:12.000 They made him another one for $1.2 million.

00:40:14.000 They made them three.

00:40:16.000 It's crazy.

00:40:17.000 The watch is all crystal.

00:40:18.000 The outside of it is all crystal.

00:40:20.000 That's nasty. 1.00

00:40:21.000 It's so stupid looking. 1.00

00:40:22.000 It looks like a cheap watch. 1.00

00:40:23.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:40:24.000 Not my style.

00:40:25.000 I do love Hublot, though.

00:40:26.000 Shout out to Hublot.

00:40:26.000 Yeah, they make great watches, but that thing, the LaFerrari, isn't that what it's called?

00:40:30.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:40:31.000 It looks gross.

00:40:32.000 Did you see the money belt?

00:40:33.000 Yes.

00:40:34.000 They handed me that thing.

00:40:35.000 This is real.

00:40:36.000 It's kind of small.

00:40:37.000 It smelled like they just...

00:40:39.000 Killed that alligator on the spot.

00:40:41.000 It smelled like hummus and alligator. 1.00

00:40:43.000 It smelled like shit. 1.00

00:40:44.000 But then there was just like gold all over it. 1.00

00:40:46.000 I was like, oh my god. 0.99

00:40:47.000 Diamonds and shit and rubies. 0.99

00:40:49.000 Do you know who made that? 1.00

00:40:50.000 Who?

00:40:50.000 Floyd Mayweather's team.

00:40:52.000 It's basically a gift to him because they thought for sure he was going to win.

00:40:55.000 They're like, yeah, here's this crazy money fight belt for $1.2 million we designed ourselves.

00:40:58.000 Here you go, Floyd.

00:40:59.000 Wow.

00:41:00.000 Tight move.

00:41:01.000 1.2 million dollars for that ugly belt. 1.00

00:41:04.000 I was all up on that thing.

00:41:07.000 Well, tell me about this then.

00:41:08.000 Are those red?

00:41:09.000 Is the red all...

00:41:10.000 What are those?

00:41:11.000 Are those gems?

00:41:12.000 What is the red stuff?

00:41:13.000 Like in the flags all around the WBC? Nah, those are just like colors.

00:41:16.000 Those aren't real.

00:41:17.000 That's not real.

00:41:18.000 But the diamonds and all that and gold, all that's real.

00:41:21.000 Most swims of belt of all time. 0.99

00:41:22.000 Damn. 0.99

00:41:23.000 That thing was sweet. 1.00

00:41:24.000 It's pretty dope looking.

00:41:26.000 Yeah, I was all up on it.

00:41:26.000 If you're into like...

00:41:29.000 600 sapphires, 160 emeralds.

00:41:31.000 3,000 diamonds, son.

00:41:33.000 3,360 diamonds.

00:41:34.000 It weighs three pounds of 24 karat gold.

00:41:38.000 That thing was tiny, though.

00:41:40.000 Three pounds of gold!

00:41:41.000 That's so insane!

00:41:41.000 Like, I was holding it.

00:41:41.000 It was like a little belt.

00:41:42.000 It wasn't like the big-ass belt.

00:41:44.000 It looks normal-sized.

00:41:46.000 Are they all like that? 0.93

00:41:47.000 Maybe I'm just fucking Shaquille O'Neal, but if you look at the picture with me, it looks small. 0.99

00:41:50.000 Look at those chicks when they're holding it up. 1.00

00:41:52.000 Click on that.

00:41:53.000 Yeah, it doesn't look small. 0.99

00:41:54.000 How weird are the fucking ring card girls in boxing? 1.00

00:41:58.000 They stand around behind everything and smile. 1.00

00:42:00.000 They're like the girls from fucking The Stepford Wives. 1.00

00:42:03.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:04.000 For hours!

00:42:05.000 Dude, that's all they do is pose with that big smile. 0.79

00:42:08.000 It's so odd.

00:42:09.000 It's like they don't express any personality.

00:42:11.000 They don't do anything other than stand there and have that same smile. 1.00

00:42:16.000 We can't have fucking doing bits up there and shit. 0.99

00:42:17.000 What do you want them to do? 0.99

00:42:17.000 Yeah, but they're not like looking at each other and talking. 0.99

00:42:20.000 They have to stand there and smile.

00:42:22.000 They're like those English soldiers. 0.84

00:42:24.000 They do nothing.

00:42:24.000 And I'll tell you what, Corona does it right.

00:42:26.000 Like those English soldiers, that is what it's like. 0.82

00:42:27.000 That's what they're like.

00:42:28.000 Corona does it right.

00:42:30.000 I'm not mad at any of them.

00:42:31.000 There was no slump busters. 0.90

00:42:34.000 All of them were tens.

00:42:35.000 All of them were stone-cold tens.

00:42:37.000 Slump busters. 1.00

00:42:38.000 All of them were straight stone-cold tens, man.

00:42:40.000 Yeah, and smiling.

00:42:41.000 Yeah, and just not moving like robots.

00:42:43.000 Yeah, and one hand on the hip.

00:42:44.000 I feel like they hit them.

00:42:46.000 They smiled and hit them. 1.00

00:42:47.000 Those bitches were in line. 1.00

00:42:49.000 They just dropped that belt on their head. 1.00

00:42:50.000 Dude, how about... 1.00

00:42:51.000 Just like that alligator dick. 1.00

00:42:54.000 Whoops. 1.00

00:42:55.000 Clunk.

00:42:55.000 How about I'm doing, before the weigh-ins, I'm doing a pre-fight show, and Floyd Mayweather Sr. is standing to my right going...

00:43:02.000 You don't know shit. 0.99

00:43:03.000 You don't know what the hell you're talking about, Shobb. 1.00

00:43:05.000 You don't know shit. 1.00

00:43:06.000 And I'm like trying to get through it and not pay attention to him. 1.00

00:43:08.000 And that stops.

00:43:09.000 I go, bro, what are you doing?

00:43:11.000 Come on, man.

00:43:11.000 What are you doing?

00:43:12.000 I'm selling the fight.

00:43:13.000 I'm putting money in your son's pocket, man.

00:43:16.000 You need someone up here to talk about it.

00:43:18.000 What are you doing?

00:43:19.000 And he just goes, ah, you know what you're talking about.

00:43:21.000 Like, Jesus Christ, man.

00:43:23.000 Relax.

00:43:24.000 Yeah, he's a smooth talker, that senior.

00:43:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:43:29.000 Yeah, real smooth.

00:43:30.000 It's like...

00:43:31.000 Imagine if you're Floyd and you like literally see your future if you keep getting hit in the head, like right in front of you.

00:43:38.000 Yeah, heavy stuff.

00:43:40.000 But that's gotta be one of the reasons why he's so brilliant defensively.

00:43:43.000 Not just because he learned from his dad, he learned from Roger Mayweather and all the people in the gym that he trained with, but also he sees the effects of...

00:43:50.000 I'm sure, man.

00:43:51.000 Chronic punishment.

00:43:51.000 And his brother, or his uncle, rather, as well.

00:43:53.000 Yeah, both of them.

00:43:54.000 Roger Mayweather, he's not doing well either.

00:43:56.000 No, none of them are doing great, man.

00:43:57.000 None of them are doing great.

00:43:58.000 He's perfect, though.

00:44:00.000 40 years old, speaks perfect.

00:44:02.000 Sharp knows everything about it.

00:44:04.000 Everything.

00:44:05.000 And they thought that Javante Davis, oh, you probably didn't see her doing the show. 0.99

00:44:08.000 I did see that afterwards.

00:44:09.000 Oh, you did see it?

00:44:09.000 I saw it yesterday.

00:44:11.000 He's a kid who they thought was going to be the next pay-per-view king, and you can tell I asked Floyd, and he's just like, mmm, he's missing a few things.

00:44:17.000 He goes, because you just can't be 30-0 with 30 knockouts and expect to be a megastar.

00:44:22.000 You have to have everything.

00:44:23.000 He's like, so he has to work on so much more, I don't know.

00:44:26.000 He's 130 pounds.

00:44:28.000 It's tough.

00:44:29.000 Yeah, he missed weight, too.

00:44:31.000 He missed weight, but he took the fine short notice.

00:44:33.000 He missed weight, had a horrible fight.

00:44:34.000 How short notice?

00:44:36.000 I want to say he took it on two, because I think Sean Porter was supposed to fight, and then he backed out, so then they booked this dude.

00:44:42.000 He's fun to watch, though.

00:44:44.000 He has the most intense tattoo I've ever seen.

00:44:46.000 What is it?

00:44:47.000 It's on his forearm.

00:44:47.000 He's from like the straight hood of Baltimore.

00:44:50.000 And as he's talking, I look down to stare at people's tattoos.

00:44:53.000 And it was an apartment building, brick building on fire.

00:44:57.000 And in front of the apartment building is a mass burglar, black burglar, with like the old school robber mask on with a bag of money and a gun. 0.81

00:45:03.000 What?

00:45:04.000 Yeah.

00:45:05.000 I was like, shout out to that terrible tattoo.

00:45:07.000 Jesus.

00:45:09.000 He had a bad fight, though.

00:45:10.000 That was kind of his platform to do something, but I don't see him being the next big thing.

00:45:15.000 You can tell Floyd, too, is like...

00:45:17.000 Before, he's like, this is the next up-and-coming guy.

00:45:20.000 He's the next Floyd Mayweather.

00:45:21.000 And now I'm like, he's the next Floyd Mayweather.

00:45:23.000 He's like, not really.

00:45:25.000 Let me tell.

00:45:28.000 He had a rough fight, too.

00:45:30.000 Yeah, it was a rough fight.

00:45:31.000 He clipped that dude behind the ear or behind the head. 0.97

00:45:34.000 But that's just like where punches land when people duck. 1.00

00:45:37.000 Yeah, sometimes shit happens. 0.98

00:45:38.000 Yeah, and you know, the guy was complaining about it. 0.99

00:45:40.000 He went down.

00:45:41.000 I'll tell you what was cool is after the fight, I'm in the back and I see Amir Khan, Terence Crawford, and Andre Berto.

00:45:49.000 And so I go to talk to them and they were all like super complimentary of Conor McGregor.

00:45:54.000 Like, dude, he can box, man.

00:45:57.000 I'm like, right?

00:45:58.000 Like, what do you think? 1.00

00:45:58.000 You're just going to go and look like an asshole like Bart Simpson and fly across like this? 1.00

00:46:03.000 Like, what do you expect to happen? 1.00

00:46:04.000 Like, we just didn't expect him to get any rounds.

00:46:06.000 We thought he was just going to be outclassed.

00:46:08.000 I'm like, nah, man.

00:46:09.000 He has a tremendous belief in himself.

00:46:12.000 And he had a weird style.

00:46:14.000 That strange style of off-speed punches, extending his arms fully and then pop them in there. 0.72

00:46:19.000 And in the back, even Pauly goes, I gotta be honest, I was kind of glad to see that because when I went against him, like the first four or five rounds, I couldn't land shit because that style, like it takes forever just to get used to it. 0.81

00:46:30.000 I didn't know what to do.

00:46:31.000 He's like, so I just thought maybe I was having an off day, but once I see that and I see Floyd do kind of the same thing, you know? 0.99

00:46:37.000 Granted, Floyd fought a different style, but I don't give a shit. 0.98

00:46:40.000 Yeah, that style's legit. 0.99

00:46:41.000 It's legit.

00:46:42.000 You know, I mean, that's just too big a leap.

00:46:45.000 That's all it is.

00:46:46.000 For Conor to go and his first professional fight, fight arguably the greatest fighter of all time.

00:46:51.000 It's like he's 100% in the mix now at 50 and 0. At 50-0, it's 100% in the mix that he's the greatest fighter of all time.

00:46:59.000 You think about it defensively, no one's even close.

00:47:02.000 No one's been hit as little as him.

00:47:04.000 And Conor hit him.

00:47:05.000 Yeah, and he's beat everybody.

00:47:06.000 And obviously he fought Conor a different way than he fought everybody else, that's a fact.

00:47:11.000 Conor hit him more than any fighter that ever fought.

00:47:13.000 Here's the other thing.

00:47:14.000 Here's kudos to Conor and Floyd, but especially Conor.

00:47:17.000 When's the last time you saw an exciting Floyd Mayweather fight?

00:47:20.000 True.

00:47:21.000 Conor went at him.

00:47:22.000 Yeah, that's when Conor asked the fight.

00:47:24.000 I turned him into a Mexican. 1.00

00:47:25.000 Oh, that's hilarious.

00:47:26.000 Did you see that?

00:47:27.000 Yeah.

00:47:27.000 You didn't hear that?

00:47:28.000 No.

00:47:29.000 I missed a lot of that.

00:47:30.000 Conor brought the fight out of him for the first time.

00:47:32.000 First time since I don't know who.

00:47:34.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:47:35.000 You can say, well, last finish was Victor Ortiz. 1.00

00:47:37.000 That was shit. 1.00

00:47:37.000 That was kind of a cheap shot. 1.00

00:47:38.000 He really didn't bring it to him, but Conor brought it out of him, man.

00:47:41.000 This was legit.

00:47:42.000 It was cool, man.

00:47:43.000 And when I watched it the second time, knowing the result, then you really appreciate what Floyd's doing.

00:47:48.000 Because although Conor did catch him, he definitely caught him with a hard uppercut in the first round.

00:47:53.000 Best shot, yeah.

00:47:53.000 That was interesting.

00:47:54.000 Because that was like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:47:56.000 You've got to realize, mind your P's and Q's, this guy's legit. 0.99

00:48:00.000 But Conor, even though he clipped him with that shot, never really hurt him except that one shot to the body.

00:48:04.000 Which I was surprised.

00:48:05.000 I've got to be honest, in my prediction, I thought Conor was going to do well like he did in the first rounds.

00:48:10.000 I called that.

00:48:11.000 I thought he was going to win four to five rounds.

00:48:13.000 And then I thought maybe that upper cup would wobble him, and that would be enough to win Conor kind of the spectacle.

00:48:19.000 Just, you know, Floyd's chin and, you know, just the boxing power's a little different, man.

00:48:24.000 It definitely is different, and I don't think Conor's loading up, either.

00:48:27.000 You know, I don't think Conor is really, like, digging in on these shots, because I think he was probably concerned about his endurance.

00:48:34.000 You gotta realize, also, this fight was relatively short notice.

00:48:37.000 So short notice that I had already booked the DC Improv in advance, and it was sold out by the time they announced the fight.

00:48:44.000 Correct.

00:48:44.000 So, or not the DC Improv, the Warner Theater in DC. So if you think about that, That's fucking months in advance.

00:48:52.000 Three months. 0.99

00:48:52.000 This fight was announced three months ago. 0.99

00:48:54.000 That's nothing.

00:48:55.000 That's nothing for this magnitude of a fight.

00:48:57.000 Most of the time, a fight like this is six, seven months out.

00:49:01.000 Easy.

00:49:01.000 Oh my god, easy.

00:49:02.000 Maybe more.

00:49:02.000 When did they announce Canelo Triple G? Been a long time.

00:49:05.000 It's been a while.

00:49:05.000 I think between the time they announced it and when the fight starts, I gotta feel like it's five months at least.

00:49:10.000 At least five months.

00:49:10.000 Which is normal.

00:49:11.000 I would assume...

00:49:12.000 But at least they also, boxing was smart because they set it up, right?

00:49:16.000 So they had Canelo Chavez Jr., that was a joke.

00:49:20.000 But that was literally just a setup to get him to Triple G, and they both knew it.

00:49:24.000 So you're looking at basically a year in the making.

00:49:26.000 And before that, what, two years in the making?

00:49:29.000 And here's more importantly, during that entire time, they're both boxing.

00:49:33.000 So Conor's not.

00:49:34.000 He's not really sure if he's going to actually have this boxing match with Floyd Mayweather, right?

00:49:39.000 So he knocks out Eddie Alvarez, and then somehow or another the rumblings get started.

00:49:44.000 But that's just not enough time.

00:49:46.000 A few months to prepare for Floyd.

00:49:49.000 I agree.

00:49:49.000 Especially in that arena, the best of all time in that different arena.

00:49:52.000 But Floyd goes, listen, I tried making this fight before this, and the UFC turned it down.

00:49:58.000 And he goes, alright, we'll see what happens.

00:50:00.000 And then he goes, and I came back and was like, yo, this is how much money we could make.

00:50:03.000 And he goes, and then they were like, alright, let's do it.

00:50:05.000 He goes, but I tried making this fight a while ago, but even before this.

00:50:08.000 Yeah, I remember the discussions.

00:50:10.000 But to be that close, like when they actually announced it.

00:50:14.000 Okay, this is actually happening.

00:50:15.000 Crazy.

00:50:15.000 It's crazy to have it so quickly.

00:50:17.000 Especially this magnitude of a fight.

00:50:19.000 Yeah, it's nuts.

00:50:20.000 So if something like that, if you gave Conor like six months...

00:50:25.000 Maybe he could get in better shape or he could survive.

00:50:28.000 He's never going to be against a guy like Mayweather who was so efficient and his movement is so crisp.

00:50:35.000 This is how I was describing it to a friend of mine.

00:50:38.000 Does your friend have a boxing or martial arts background in any facet?

00:50:41.000 No.

00:50:41.000 He was trying to figure out why he would get so tired.

00:50:44.000 Gotcha.

00:50:45.000 I go, okay, when you tie your shoe, you tie your shoe, you don't even think about it.

00:50:49.000 You just go, right?

00:50:50.000 But if you have to think about tying your shoes, it takes more energy.

00:50:53.000 And you have to think, and then you've got your tents.

00:50:56.000 I go, Floyd's just tying the shoes.

00:50:58.000 He's reacting.

00:50:59.000 Yeah, he's just so...

00:51:00.000 He's so good.

00:51:02.000 He's been doing it so long that he's just got it ingrained in his movements.

00:51:06.000 Conor has to think way more than Floyd does.

00:51:09.000 And Floyd is constantly pressuring him, so Conor's backing up all the time, which wears you out.

00:51:13.000 And also the volume of punches.

00:51:15.000 He's at a really high pace.

00:51:17.000 He thought he was going to be able to stop him maybe a little more, stop him from coming forward.

00:51:22.000 He wasn't prepared when Floyd put his head in his chest and did work.

00:51:26.000 The ref didn't allow him to get his rest in the clinch. 1.00

00:51:28.000 But listen, at the end of the day, I'm all about the glitch in the matrix, man.

00:51:32.000 I think Conor's a glitch.

00:51:33.000 It was so much fun that he even pulled this off.

00:51:36.000 It's awesome.

00:51:37.000 He didn't dishonor the sport.

00:51:39.000 I thought he did really well.

00:51:41.000 I told Conor, I said, I'm proud of you, man.

00:51:43.000 What he did?

00:51:44.000 Win or lose?

00:51:45.000 Meh.

00:51:46.000 This is nuts.

00:51:46.000 His belief in himself is incredible, but even that is not enough if you fight a better boxer and your body gets tired.

00:51:54.000 So that's what we saw in that fight.

00:51:55.000 In the beginning of the fight, if he could have maintained, somehow or another, if he was in good enough shape, that he could maintain the pace that he had- The first three rounds.

00:52:03.000 The movement that he had in the first three rounds for the entire 12. Gotta fight.

00:52:06.000 It's a well, a way different fight.

00:52:08.000 Because he's dangerous, he's quick, he's moving away.

00:52:12.000 He has a huge endurance problem.

00:52:14.000 And this is like something that comes back to, for boxing, obviously.

00:52:18.000 You don't think he has an endurance problem in UFC as well?

00:52:20.000 He may.

00:52:21.000 Because if you look at his attributes, Joe.

00:52:22.000 He did, certainly in the Nate Diaz fight.

00:52:24.000 The only one that went five rounds.

00:52:26.000 The first fight.

00:52:26.000 Yeah.

00:52:27.000 But if you look at his attributes, I'd say endurance is, you know, and everyone knows I'm a kind of dick rider, but if you go on, you know, his strengths, I'd say it's at the bottom as far as his strengths.

00:52:37.000 I agree.

00:52:38.000 It's not bad where it's like, you know, it's not good.

00:52:40.000 It's not good.

00:52:41.000 Look, here's the best endurance in the sport.

00:52:43.000 Mighty Mouse.

00:52:44.000 For sure.

00:52:44.000 Well, he doesn't count.

00:52:45.000 He's out.

00:52:46.000 True.

00:52:46.000 You're 125 pounds.

00:52:47.000 You're out.

00:52:48.000 Cain Velasquez counts.

00:52:49.000 Cain Velasquez did count.

00:52:50.000 Cain Velasquez counts.

00:52:51.000 At the height of his career.

00:52:53.000 You know who else has phenomenal cardio?

00:52:54.000 Neil Magny.

00:52:55.000 Neil Magny's phenomenal.

00:52:56.000 Neil Magny the gazelle has some phenomenal cardio.

00:52:58.000 Phenomenal cardio.

00:52:59.000 Amazing pace.

00:53:00.000 So does, you look at guys, you know, Jon Jones has good cardio.

00:53:03.000 Very good cardio, yeah.

00:53:04.000 Might be EPO, we'll figure it out.

00:53:06.000 We need to talk about that.

00:53:09.000 Can't trust anything.

00:53:10.000 How disappointing was that?

00:53:11.000 How disappointing was that?

00:53:13.000 Broke my heart, Jon Jones.

00:53:14.000 Dude.

00:53:14.000 You broke my heart.

00:53:16.000 Dude, Jamie sent it to me.

00:53:18.000 I was at Universal with my wife and my kids.

00:53:20.000 I was texting with you, because what was I doing?

00:53:25.000 Oh, I was working for Showtime, and I had my phone, and then I look, and I have 70 missed texts and 23 missed calls. 0.98

00:53:32.000 I'm like, what the fuck happened? 0.97

00:53:34.000 I'm like, someone died. 0.99

00:53:34.000 Oh, no. 0.99

00:53:35.000 Who died?

00:53:36.000 And I look, and it's like Jon Jones, like... 0.92

00:53:39.000 Someone might as well die.

00:53:40.000 Jamie sent it to me. 0.92

00:53:41.000 I thought it was a joke.

00:53:42.000 Me too.

00:53:42.000 I thought people were messing with me.

00:53:43.000 I looked at my phone.

00:53:44.000 I was like, this is no way.

00:53:46.000 And then you sent it to me.

00:53:46.000 You're the first one I texted.

00:53:47.000 I went, is this real?

00:53:48.000 You went, yes.

00:53:50.000 Broke my heart, Jon Snow.

00:53:52.000 Once you start talking back and forth with the Golden Snitch.

00:53:56.000 That Golden Snitch. 1.00

00:53:58.000 There's zero jokes there.

00:53:59.000 And listen, when the Golden Snitch comes out with something...

00:54:02.000 They've ran that pisser through a ton of tests.

00:54:05.000 It's not fake news. 1.00

00:54:07.000 It's not some flat earth shit. 0.99

00:54:09.000 Apparently, a court- I don't think I can say this. 0.99

00:54:13.000 Bring it, because I talked with an expert about this drug, and he fucking dropped some knowledge on me. 0.90

00:54:19.000 Okay, this is what I've heard. 0.91

00:54:21.000 This may or not be true.

00:54:23.000 The reason why I don't say this is because I'm not 100% aware.

00:54:27.000 Maybe we can find some information online available.

00:54:29.000 What I had heard is that this drug is not detectable in blood, that it's a drug that's detectable in urine.

00:54:37.000 And a new test, right?

00:54:40.000 Is it a new test?

00:54:41.000 From what I heard, too, is the USADA, they have a new test.

00:54:45.000 Obviously, they'll announce, hey, we're doing this now, everyone.

00:54:48.000 Welcome to the party.

00:54:49.000 And this drug was also, it's very common around power lifters.

00:54:54.000 Because you can use it in competition, and by the time you get tested after it, it has an hour's half-life.

00:55:00.000 So the shelf life is super short, but you take it and it makes you super aggro and strong.

00:55:06.000 And they go, it's so hard to obtain legally, most everyone gets a black market.

00:55:11.000 And when you get a black market, you don't know where it's coming from.

00:55:14.000 And a lot of time, and this happens with a lot of powerlifters and other athletes, when they test hot for this, it's because they got a bad batch or something else mixed into it.

00:55:22.000 This is coming from a super knowledgeable dude who knows about it.

00:55:26.000 Oh, it makes you aggro, huh?

00:55:28.000 Confident, aggressive.

00:55:30.000 Yeah, he's like, it makes you like, oh.

00:55:31.000 And he goes, and it lasts maybe an hour, maybe two hours max, and that's out of your system.

00:55:36.000 No.

00:55:36.000 He goes, so that makes sense why someone would fail directly after, because it- No, no, no, no, no.

00:55:41.000 No, he failed after the weigh-in.

00:55:45.000 That's when he failed.

00:55:48.000 This is after the weigh-in.

00:55:49.000 I don't think so.

00:55:51.000 Yeah.

00:55:51.000 Are you sure?

00:55:51.000 Yeah.

00:55:52.000 Yeah.

00:55:52.000 Well, either way.

00:55:53.000 Yeah.

00:55:54.000 Well, maybe it's like lingering.

00:55:56.000 Well, that's what he's saying.

00:55:57.000 He's getting better at these tests.

00:55:58.000 He's saying, but also I heard they're using a new test, too.

00:56:02.000 Maybe someone gave him a tainted sandwich. 1.00

00:56:04.000 Made some tainted dick pills. 1.00

00:56:05.000 Either way, he broke my heart. 1.00

00:56:06.000 I'm off the train. 1.00

00:56:08.000 I'm off the goddamn train. 0.99

00:56:10.000 And I'm sick of the, we have no idea what happened. 1.00

00:56:12.000 It was just dick pills. 0.99

00:56:13.000 I'm like, I'm out! 0.99

00:56:13.000 I'm out! 0.99

00:56:14.000 How dare you! 0.99

00:56:15.000 Well, is he offering up any possible scenario for what happened?

00:56:19.000 No, he tweeted out like, this is when I find out who my real friends are.

00:56:22.000 Hashtag blessed.

00:56:23.000 Oh, boy. 1.00

00:56:24.000 Fuck that noise. 1.00

00:56:25.000 That sounds like you're feeling sorry for yourself. 1.00

00:56:26.000 Jesus ain't helping you out of this one.

00:56:29.000 So much to be grateful for.

00:56:31.000 Well, it's going to be the UFC money, but yeah.

00:56:33.000 That's different.

00:56:33.000 Yeah, he's got a nice family.

00:56:35.000 That's true.

00:56:36.000 Good friends, hopefully.

00:56:37.000 Whatever. 0.98

00:56:37.000 Who knows what the fuck is happening? 0.98

00:56:39.000 But here's the thing, man. 0.99

00:56:40.000 Where they smoke, there's fire, Joe.

00:56:42.000 They tested it multiple times, by the way. 1.00

00:56:44.000 In USADA, since the Golden Snitch has been around, he's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:56:47.000 I like the guy, but if you're a fighter, he's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:56:50.000 Well, hey, he's doing exactly what he's supposed to do. 0.99

00:56:53.000 Protect fighters from people doing steroids.

00:56:55.000 Ruined the sport, sir.

00:56:55.000 Ruined the sport.

00:56:55.000 You ruined baseball first.

00:56:56.000 Now you're here. 0.99

00:56:57.000 No, the fighters are ruining it because they know what the fucking parameters are now. 0.98

00:57:00.000 Ah, let's have some fun! 0.99

00:57:02.000 Ah, I agree.

00:57:03.000 I agree.

00:57:04.000 I don't look...

00:57:04.000 Look, here's the thing about this fight.

00:57:06.000 Do you think Dana's ever like, God!

00:57:08.000 What kind of testing was done for this Floyd Mayweather-Conor McGregor fight?

00:57:12.000 Are those new lights?

00:57:13.000 Yeah, bro.

00:57:14.000 I like what you're doing with the place, man.

00:57:15.000 You know what, man?

00:57:16.000 I like the curtains, right?

00:57:17.000 When I put the new studio, I'm going to do the curtains.

00:57:19.000 Yeah, you should, man.

00:57:21.000 Yeah, but Nowitzki is a guy that you don't want on your bad side.

00:57:24.000 Oh, no. 0.98

00:57:26.000 But do you ever think Dana's like, damn, bro, relax. 0.99

00:57:29.000 Relax. 0.99

00:57:29.000 We hired you, but Jesus, crimity. 0.99

00:57:31.000 They knew what they were getting into, and you know what?

00:57:33.000 They just decided this is only one way to clean up the sport.

00:57:36.000 Bring in the guy who's the very best at catching people for doing drugs.

00:57:38.000 Bam, bring him in. 0.98

00:57:39.000 Bam, did they do it?

00:57:40.000 Here's the thing.

00:57:41.000 Jon Jones, since USADA's come in, he's failed three out of four tests.

00:57:45.000 The only one he didn't fail, he fought OSP. Coke is coke, brother.

00:57:50.000 Coke is coke, bro.

00:57:53.000 Oh, so that's fine?

00:57:55.000 Bro, what's coke? 1.00

00:57:56.000 Do a few lines and just fucking... 1.00

00:57:59.000 Vanderlei Silva, Pride style, just... 0.99

00:58:02.000 How come you can drink a giant Monster Energy drink?

00:58:06.000 That's one of the sponsors.

00:58:07.000 Ah, because it's not Coke. 1.00

00:58:09.000 Ah, because it's a goddamn drink. 1.00

00:58:11.000 Have you ever done Coke? 1.00

00:58:12.000 No, I haven't.

00:58:13.000 Have you?

00:58:13.000 No.

00:58:14.000 No, it's one of the few...

00:58:15.000 I know.

00:58:16.000 I'm scared of it.

00:58:16.000 I don't like uppers.

00:58:17.000 Heroin, too, obviously.

00:58:18.000 But I didn't do heroin, but when I did get my knee operated on, they had me on a drip.

00:58:22.000 I guess it was morphine, and I get to hit the button every time you wanted, and I'm just, bam, I was firing it in there.

00:58:28.000 I celebrate that.

00:58:30.000 I guess they let you fire it in to a point where you can't die.

00:58:33.000 I can't imagine you'd be able to keep hitting that button and then die.

00:58:38.000 I wonder what the limit is.

00:58:41.000 I think it depends who you are, right?

00:58:43.000 Because you probably have a high pain tolerance with your background.

00:58:46.000 But also, I was bored.

00:58:48.000 So if I'm bored, you give me this button that I can press.

00:58:50.000 Let's get high for God's sake. 1.00

00:58:51.000 Let's keep pressing this motherfucker. 1.00

00:58:52.000 Watching some terrible local television show that I can't change the channel. 1.00

00:58:56.000 That's how you get addicted.

00:58:57.000 Oh, I'm sure.

00:58:58.000 That's how you get super addicted.

00:58:59.000 I'm sure.

00:59:00.000 Yeah, someone gave me a bunch of these gummies, these weed gummies, and I can't rest it, and I'm always thinking about something.

00:59:07.000 So I took the weed gummy and Mars Attack was on. 0.99

00:59:10.000 That shit was epic. 1.00

00:59:11.000 I've seen it so many times. 1.00

00:59:13.000 I feel like it's always on late at night for me.

00:59:16.000 It's like my go-to.

00:59:17.000 It's a great movie.

00:59:18.000 It is like a truly great movie.

00:59:21.000 Right? 0.97

00:59:22.000 And it's so like silly. 0.89

00:59:24.000 It's so well done.

00:59:25.000 And the cast is just phenomenal.

00:59:28.000 They want to redo that, I feel like.

00:59:30.000 Didn't Jack Nicholson play two different people in that movie?

00:59:32.000 Yeah, he played like the high roller like Vegas guy.

00:59:35.000 And he played the president.

00:59:36.000 Yes!

00:59:39.000 Jim Brown's in that movie. 0.99

00:59:40.000 That's right, Jim Brown's fucking everybody up. 0.98

00:59:43.000 He plays like a Sonny Wilson character. 0.98

00:59:45.000 Look at Jack Nicholson as the high roller.

00:59:48.000 And then Martin Schwartz in it too. 1.00

00:59:50.000 Look at the fucking picture of the alien. 1.00

00:59:52.000 Jesus Christ, look how cool the alien looks. 1.00

00:59:55.000 They were awesome, man.

00:59:58.000 Look at his clothes.

00:59:59.000 That was when the alien was the girl. 1.00

01:00:01.000 Remember he thought he was going to get the pussy? 1.00

01:00:02.000 Oh, she was all hot. 1.00

01:00:02.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:03.000 And that was Pierce Boston, wasn't it?

01:00:06.000 Pierce Bronson was in it?

01:00:07.000 Yes.

01:00:08.000 He was in it too.

01:00:09.000 Am I crazy?

01:00:10.000 There he is.

01:00:12.000 And then remember him and what's her name?

01:00:16.000 Sarah whatever from Sex and the City.

01:00:18.000 Remember her and him, their heads get switched onto dogs.

01:00:21.000 Oh, that's right!

01:00:22.000 That's right, they cut their heads off and put them on dogs. 1.00

01:00:25.000 What a fucking great movie. 1.00

01:00:27.000 Remember Jack Black? 1.00

01:00:28.000 He was in the military and he just runs at him and gets murked right away in front of the family on TV. He's all, fuck, and I'm going in. 1.00

01:00:37.000 Rush is in. 1.00

01:00:38.000 They were so fun.

01:00:39.000 See if you can pull up just a video.

01:00:40.000 We can see them moving around. 0.99

01:00:42.000 Dude, I feel, especially for 1996, this was some Avatar shit. 0.99

01:00:46.000 Oh my god. 0.99

01:00:46.000 It was legit. 0.99

01:00:49.000 Yeah, man, I did a movie, or what was it that I did?

01:00:55.000 I did something with one of the guys.

01:00:57.000 Was it Christina Applegate in that, too?

01:00:59.000 Oh, what's her name? 0.75

01:01:00.000 Who was that girl? 1.00

01:01:01.000 Christina Applegate's not in this.

01:01:02.000 No, that was the girl from The Big Lebowski, Tara Reid.

01:01:06.000 Really?

01:01:07.000 Wasn't that her?

01:01:07.000 Right there.

01:01:08.000 Isn't that her?

01:01:08.000 No.

01:01:09.000 Who was that? 1.00

01:01:09.000 That was like the yoga bitch who was all into it. 1.00

01:01:11.000 Isn't that Tara Reid? 1.00

01:01:12.000 Yes.

01:01:13.000 And remember, she releases the doves.

01:01:15.000 Oh, that's, what's her name?

01:01:16.000 Warren Beatty's wife.

01:01:17.000 Annette Bening.

01:01:17.000 That's who that is.

01:01:18.000 That's who that is.

01:01:20.000 That's who that is.

01:01:21.000 Here come the powerful Martians. 1.00

01:01:23.000 Fuck, that movie was good. 1.00

01:01:24.000 Dude, look at this. 1.00

01:01:26.000 Let's not be too rash.

01:01:28.000 Powerful James Bond.

01:01:29.000 Hi there.

01:01:30.000 Are you interested in the White House?

01:01:34.000 Hot alien broad.

01:01:35.000 Look at that. 0.64

01:01:38.000 Boom! 0.99

01:01:39.000 Yeah, it's Annette Bening.

01:01:40.000 There's Jack Black!

01:01:43.000 His family sees him murked on TV. They get the TV! She cracks the shotgun! 0.98

01:01:49.000 This could be a cultural misunderstanding.

01:01:52.000 But be prepared for a few changes to what we... 1.00

01:01:56.000 Oh, what a great pussy. 1.00

01:01:57.000 You're Tom Jones, right? 1.00

01:01:58.000 It ain't unusual!

01:02:02.000 As we must learn... 0.99

01:02:03.000 We shot the fuckin' tubs! 1.00

01:02:06.000 Ha! 1.00

01:02:07.000 There's just that!

01:02:09.000 To a new Jew. 0.99

01:02:12.000 Uh...

01:02:13.000 Nicholson.

01:02:15.000 Get along.

01:02:18.000 Get in close. 1.00

01:02:19.000 Kick the crap out of them. 1.00

01:02:21.000 What a lineup! 1.00

01:02:24.000 What, in your view, are some of the things that the Martians can teach us, Professor?

01:02:29.000 Quite a lot about Mars, I expect Natalie.

01:02:32.000 I forgot about the giant robot.

01:02:42.000 Me too.

01:02:42.000 Remember that Grandma figures it out?

01:02:44.000 By music. 0.96

01:02:46.000 Kills him. 1.00

01:02:47.000 Oh, that's right. 0.99

01:02:48.000 Spoiler alert. 1.00

01:02:49.000 The crazy-ass Grandma. 0.99

01:02:51.000 Hey, we all make mistakes, Mr. President. 0.99

01:02:54.000 I remember they swallowed a nuclear bomb, they tried to nuke them, and they put it in a balloon and inhaled it.

01:03:01.000 Ah, ah!

01:03:03.000 What a great movie.

01:03:05.000 Tim Burton.

01:03:05.000 Shout out to Tim Burton.

01:03:07.000 Tim Burton's a bad motherfucker. 0.99

01:03:07.000 I didn't know that. 0.99

01:03:08.000 Hell yeah, he's bad.

01:03:09.000 He's made some awesome movies.

01:03:11.000 And they're always so weird, too. 0.77

01:03:13.000 It's like, what a crazy guy he must be. 1.00

01:03:15.000 He must be batshit crazy. 1.00

01:03:17.000 He did Pee-wee. 0.99

01:03:17.000 That's right. 0.99

01:03:18.000 He did Pee-wee Herman?

01:03:19.000 Which one did he do?

01:03:20.000 The first one?

01:03:20.000 Was he the greatest man of all time?

01:03:22.000 Wow.

01:03:22.000 He did Batman.

01:03:24.000 He did the early Batman too, right?

01:03:27.000 First of all, he sold Michael Keaton as Batman.

01:03:31.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:03:32.000 Is it about the Joker movie that they just announced?

01:03:34.000 No.

01:03:34.000 With Jared Leto?

01:03:35.000 He's not going to be in it.

01:03:36.000 I think Martin Scorsese and Todd Phillips are making a Joker origin story.

01:03:40.000 Oh, that's my boy.

01:03:41.000 I thought Jared Leto, everybody loved him as the Joker.

01:03:43.000 He's not going to be in this episode.

01:03:44.000 No, but you're talking about two different ones.

01:03:46.000 So Jared Leto's doing a spinoff Joker 2, but this one my boy Todd Feldman put together with Todd Phillips and Martin Scorsese.

01:03:54.000 Scorsese.

01:03:55.000 Scorsese.

01:03:56.000 Jesus Christ, speech impediment.

01:03:57.000 Anyways, yeah.

01:03:58.000 The Joker origin story on deck.

01:04:01.000 Todd Phillips, Scott Silver, Martin Scorsese.

01:04:03.000 And it's dark.

01:04:03.000 It's like a dark Joker.

01:04:05.000 As a kid, he had a permanent smile and everyone made fun of him.

01:04:10.000 It's like on the streets of Brooklyn.

01:04:11.000 It's like super dark and real.

01:04:13.000 I can't wait.

01:04:14.000 Who's playing the Joker?

01:04:15.000 I don't think they announced yet.

01:04:17.000 Well, I'm going to make the announcement here.

01:04:19.000 You're going to do it?

01:04:19.000 No, yeah, right?

01:04:21.000 I can't wait.

01:04:22.000 I love that stuff.

01:04:23.000 That's a tricky role, right?

01:04:24.000 Like, Heath Ledger did it.

01:04:26.000 Yeah, that's one of those roles where, like, Jack Nicholson did it.

01:04:29.000 Jared Leto killed it, too.

01:04:31.000 Yeah, that's what I heard. 0.99

01:04:31.000 They said on set he would, like, send the cast, like, weird shit in the mail. 0.99

01:04:35.000 He went full Joker. 0.99

01:04:36.000 Oh, boy. 0.91

01:04:37.000 Yeah, he'd send them, like, dead rats in the mail. 1.00

01:04:39.000 I might have to kick his ass. 1.00

01:04:40.000 Yeah, I'd be like, bro, come on. 1.00

01:04:41.000 No, I get the whole Joker thing.

01:04:42.000 Let's relax.

01:04:43.000 Send me that Gucci cape you're wearing, for God's sakes. 1.00

01:04:45.000 Not the goddamn snakes you keep sending. 0.99

01:04:47.000 He was in a movie that documents his issues with a record company that Jamie, you're always recommending. 0.99

01:04:53.000 What's that called again?

01:04:55.000 Jared Letters in it.

01:04:56.000 I remember what it's called the other day.

01:04:57.000 I'll look it up real quick.

01:04:57.000 It's something about his band.

01:05:02.000 30 Seconds from Mars.

01:05:03.000 Yeah, they had some deal.

01:05:05.000 Artifact.

01:05:05.000 It's called Artifact.

01:05:06.000 Artifact.

01:05:07.000 That's the name of the documentary.

01:05:08.000 So he had some deal with a record company and couldn't get out of it.

01:05:12.000 And it was apparently...

01:05:14.000 They made a brutal documentary about it, and it won all these awards.

01:05:17.000 Is it on Netflix?

01:05:18.000 I gotta tell you, I gotta be honest with you.

01:05:19.000 When I see awards in between those leaves, when they write things in between those leaves, I ignore it, because it looks pretentious.

01:05:27.000 Oh, dude, it sells me every time!

01:05:29.000 It must be good.

01:05:31.000 Why do you have what you have to say framed in between fern leaves?

01:05:35.000 Is this ancient Rome? 0.99

01:05:36.000 What the fuck are you doing? 0.99

01:05:37.000 God, it works. 1.00

01:05:38.000 Is this hieroglyphs?

01:05:39.000 It doesn't work at all with me.

01:05:41.000 Works with me.

01:05:42.000 It's like when I see a company that says, world's best coffee, I'm like, I gotta try it.

01:05:45.000 I'm that guy.

01:05:46.000 You should start framing all your posters that you send out for your gigs.

01:05:49.000 And leaves?

01:05:50.000 Quotes about you.

01:05:50.000 I'll make a quote.

01:05:51.000 You can put it inside leaves. 0.99

01:05:53.000 I'll say he's fucking hilarious. 0.98

01:05:55.000 Joe Rogan, then two leaves. 0.99

01:05:59.000 One of my funniest friends between two palm leaves.

01:06:02.000 Joe says he's alright.

01:06:03.000 Get tickets here. 0.99

01:06:05.000 What the fuck is with the palm leaves, man? 0.98

01:06:07.000 It makes it more official. 1.00

01:06:09.000 It's stupid. 1.00

01:06:09.000 Pull that back up again. 1.00

01:06:10.000 That shit looks stupid. 1.00

01:06:12.000 God, I see that. 1.00

01:06:13.000 I'm like, this shit must be good. 1.00

01:06:14.000 That's why they do it, Joe. 1.00

01:06:15.000 First of all, why do they have five of them? 1.00

01:06:16.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

01:06:17.000 That means you got ten palm leaves. 0.99

01:06:19.000 That movie's killing it.

01:06:20.000 Get out of here.

01:06:21.000 That's why.

01:06:22.000 Because Jared Leto's involved.

01:06:23.000 That's why.

01:06:24.000 No, you get ten palm leaves.

01:06:26.000 You took up all that.

01:06:27.000 Make those quotes bigger so I can actually read them while I'm putting on my reading glasses.

01:06:31.000 Yeah, what's it say? 0.96

01:06:31.000 Look how much smaller the quotes are than the fucking, the subtitle. 0.96

01:06:35.000 That's a bunch of independent awards, that's why. 0.96

01:06:37.000 Gotham Independent Film Awards, Audience Award winner, DOC New York City Festival, Official Selection. 0.99

01:06:43.000 Oh, it's all bullshit. 0.99

01:06:44.000 Yeah, that's right. 1.00

01:06:44.000 Toronto International Film Festival, People's Choice Award. 1.00

01:06:47.000 South by Southwest, 24 beats per second, official selection.

01:06:51.000 Oh, you put that?

01:06:52.000 You put that inside of palm leaves, official selection? 1.00

01:06:56.000 That's some bullshit one. 0.97

01:06:57.000 You just want to have Melbourne, Melbourne International Film Festival, official selection. 1.00

01:07:02.000 You just want to have your shit in palm leaves. 0.99

01:07:04.000 See, that's exactly what I'm saying. 1.00

01:07:06.000 That's why they have the quote so small, they're fucking with you, Shob, and you're just eating it up! 1.00

01:07:10.000 I'm eating it up. 0.99

01:07:11.000 I'm gonna go home and watch it. 1.00

01:07:12.000 Don't let them get you with those goddamn leaf shubs! 1.00

01:07:15.000 They got me, brother. 1.00

01:07:16.000 Every time. 1.00

01:07:17.000 Every fucking time. 0.99

01:07:18.000 I'm not impressed by leaves. 0.99

01:07:21.000 No.

01:07:22.000 How about one good quote from somebody that I think I respect their opinion.

01:07:26.000 Like a legit actor.

01:07:27.000 Like, I enjoyed this movie.

01:07:29.000 Yes.

01:07:30.000 Martin Lawrence.

01:07:30.000 Yeah.

01:07:32.000 Huh.

01:07:33.000 Interesting choice.

01:07:35.000 I wanted to say Marlon Wayans. 1.00

01:07:39.000 I always thought the fucking record business was shady. 0.99

01:07:42.000 Kevin Hart. 1.00

01:07:43.000 Yeah, that'd be great.

01:07:45.000 That would be great.

01:07:46.000 Yeah.

01:07:47.000 Selection.

01:07:48.000 What does that mean?

01:07:48.000 You didn't even win.

01:07:49.000 Did you win or did you not win?

01:07:51.000 You won some cool awards, you know?

01:07:53.000 We didn't even win that award.

01:07:54.000 That's an official selection. 1.00

01:07:55.000 You get selected, bitch. 1.00

01:07:57.000 That doesn't mean shit. 1.00

01:07:58.000 Can't put that inside of palm leaves. 0.97

01:08:00.000 I got picked.

01:08:01.000 I went on a date with that girl. 1.00

01:08:02.000 Did you fuck her? 1.00

01:08:03.000 No. 1.00

01:08:04.000 She selected me.

01:08:06.000 Selected me?

01:08:06.000 There's something.

01:08:07.000 It just got brought up because I just saw it.

01:08:10.000 There's something interesting about Jared Leto.

01:08:11.000 I don't see what you guys think about this.

01:08:13.000 He's got a pseudonym that he directs under.

01:08:16.000 Bartholomew Cubans? 0.80

01:08:18.000 Yeah, Cubans, I think.

01:08:19.000 Okay.

01:08:20.000 Bartholomew Cubbins.

01:08:21.000 You see it pop up from time to time.

01:08:22.000 Oh, he directed it.

01:08:23.000 It's his name.

01:08:24.000 Oh.

01:08:26.000 That's smart because he doesn't want people to think about him.

01:08:29.000 He just wants them to think about the movie.

01:08:31.000 Yeah, but pick an easier name.

01:08:32.000 Can we just call you Bart on set?

01:08:34.000 Bart Cubbins? 0.99

01:08:34.000 Maybe he was on like fucking weird drugs. 0.99

01:08:36.000 Oh, I'm sure he was on some shit. 1.00

01:08:38.000 Dude, he did the MTV Awards last night before. 1.00

01:08:42.000 He's sponsored by Gucci, so he has way too much. 0.99

01:08:44.000 He has a Gucci scarf, cape, glasses, all this shit on. 0.98

01:08:47.000 Just because they sell it doesn't mean you have to wear it. 0.95

01:08:49.000 Anyways, so they're asking him about his appearance and his performance.

01:08:55.000 He's like, trust me, you've never seen anything like this.

01:08:58.000 I don't want to give it away.

01:08:59.000 And I'm a Jared Leto fan. 0.99

01:09:01.000 I was like, this is going to be some shit. 1.00

01:09:03.000 This motherfucker just did... 1.00

01:09:04.000 You mean the Predator? 1.00

01:09:06.000 He just did the night vision.

01:09:07.000 Predator thing.

01:09:08.000 Look at this.

01:09:09.000 Come on, bro.

01:09:10.000 What did he do?

01:09:11.000 He just did a Predator vision.

01:09:13.000 We did this in the 90s.

01:09:16.000 Look, that's it!

01:09:17.000 That's the whole video? 0.99

01:09:18.000 Yeah, he was like, it's like some avatar shit. 0.96

01:09:20.000 You've never seen this before. 0.96

01:09:22.000 See, because first of all, you're not really obsessed with this, like he's obsessed with himself.

01:09:26.000 So that's part of the problem.

01:09:28.000 And then second of all, you're probably not on the same drugs he's on.

01:09:30.000 But if you were, go full screen with that.

01:09:32.000 I don't feel like you're giving the full effect.

01:09:34.000 You're talking about the predator of eye vision, son?

01:09:36.000 No, it's a little bit more than that.

01:09:37.000 It's a little bit more than that.

01:09:38.000 It's kind of freaky.

01:09:39.000 I kind of like it.

01:09:40.000 He's got a hat on.

01:09:41.000 You can see it through the hat.

01:09:42.000 It's not that creative, though, I feel like.

01:09:44.000 Interesting that you say this.

01:09:46.000 And he's a creative dude.

01:09:47.000 Maybe it's good.

01:09:48.000 Maybe if you're high on ecstasy, this would be the best video ever.

01:09:51.000 Yeah, you might be right.

01:09:52.000 It's live.

01:09:53.000 I don't know how much that has to play into it, too.

01:09:55.000 Are they a good band?

01:09:56.000 Yes.

01:09:57.000 He's phenomenal.

01:09:58.000 I've literally never heard their music.

01:10:00.000 Oh, you would know it.

01:10:01.000 They probably have, I bet.

01:10:02.000 Really?

01:10:03.000 They've been around since...

01:10:05.000 That boy can act, too.

01:10:07.000 He's got a lot of kids behind him.

01:10:08.000 Who are all these people dancing?

01:10:09.000 That's his entourage, son.

01:10:10.000 Are they dancers?

01:10:11.000 Yeah.

01:10:12.000 Imagine if everywhere you went you had dancers.

01:10:15.000 Be kind of cool.

01:10:17.000 His beard isn't cool.

01:10:18.000 You don't think that looks good?

01:10:20.000 No.

01:10:20.000 The hairiest beard.

01:10:21.000 Dude, how about this, Joe? 0.98

01:10:23.000 MTV fucked up so bad, and I love MTV. How about they fucked up? 0.99

01:10:26.000 How about, because Jared Leto toured with Chester, the guy who committed suicide from Linkin Park, and with the guy from Soundgarden, who also committed suicide. 0.99

01:10:34.000 He's known two of his best friends.

01:10:36.000 So they have him do an open monologue for him, right?

01:10:39.000 Just tell them how great they were.

01:10:41.000 And he goes, alright, let's cut to the last time Chester performed on stage here.

01:10:46.000 And they're on top of Hollywood and he's singing.

01:10:49.000 And MTV cuts the feed into you.

01:10:51.000 MENTOS! Have you had your Memphis breath today?

01:10:54.000 And they just cut it off.

01:10:56.000 What? 1.00

01:10:57.000 And they come back like, hey, it's Nicki Minaj's ass! 0.99

01:11:00.000 Yeah, they did this whole dedication to them. 0.98

01:11:02.000 And then halfway, not even halfway, 20 seconds of performance, cut it to commercial.

01:11:07.000 Huh.

01:11:09.000 It was rough.

01:11:10.000 Why would they do that?

01:11:11.000 I don't know.

01:11:11.000 Why wouldn't they play the full song?

01:11:12.000 I don't know.

01:11:13.000 People were so upset.

01:11:14.000 They thought it was so disrespectful.

01:11:16.000 Was it an accident?

01:11:17.000 I don't know.

01:11:18.000 I don't think so.

01:11:19.000 I think they were just like, yeah, we gotta cut the break.

01:11:21.000 Hit that Mentos commercial.

01:11:22.000 Man, I, you know, look, I'm very biased about this because I don't interrupt podcasts with commercials. 0.99

01:11:29.000 But there's a big difference between like watching shit on Netflix and watching shit on regular TV or watching shit on HBO and watching shit on regular TV. I don't watch commercials. 0.99

01:11:38.000 You get brought out of the whole hypnotic effect of seeing a show.

01:11:45.000 It breaks your focus.

01:11:46.000 100%.

01:11:47.000 If Game of Thrones is a commercial, there's sometimes in Game of Thrones I don't breathe.

01:11:51.000 Like when that Red Wedding, I was like... 0.68

01:11:53.000 Oh dude, just wait. 0.99

01:11:55.000 Just wait till some shit happens with certain said dragon. 1.00

01:12:00.000 I'm trying not to get so close to anyone because everyone dies. 1.00

01:12:03.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:12:03.000 You can't get close. 1.00

01:12:04.000 I got close.

01:12:05.000 You cannot get close.

01:12:06.000 If something happens with Khaleesi, man, I'm gonna bust. 1.00

01:12:07.000 Oh, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. 0.85

01:12:08.000 We can't talk.

01:12:09.000 We can't talk.

01:12:10.000 We can't say anything.

01:12:11.000 A dragon slayer. 0.98

01:12:12.000 She's such a beast. 1.00

01:12:13.000 She's the mother of all dragons. 0.99

01:12:14.000 I know.

01:12:14.000 She's not a slayer.

01:12:15.000 She would never slay the dragons.

01:12:16.000 That's true.

01:12:16.000 You know what I'm saying, though.

01:12:17.000 Yeah, dude.

01:12:18.000 Yeah, but there's like interruptions in the Game of Thrones.

01:12:23.000 Like, I'm in the zone, man.

01:12:24.000 I'm in the zone.

01:12:26.000 I tried watching Walking Dead once on regular TV in real time, and I was like, I can't even do this.

01:12:30.000 I just flip through all the channels.

01:12:32.000 As soon as commercials I flip through, I just record them so I can fast forward them.

01:12:34.000 I don't get how they make money off these ads anymore.

01:12:37.000 Well, that's my point, is that this is a very ineffective way.

01:12:41.000 To promote things, and I think it would probably be a more effective way, like, think of all the ads they have in a show, right?

01:12:47.000 They have all these shows.

01:12:48.000 Wouldn't it be, like, way more effective if they had one very good or two very good ads at the beginning of the show, and they say, like, Game of Thrones is brought to you by...

01:13:00.000 Boom! 0.99

01:13:00.000 And they do it. 0.99

01:13:01.000 If you've got to do that...

01:13:02.000 I agree.

01:13:02.000 Have it in the beginning, and know that this show sponsored this entire episode, so that the episode doesn't have to have...

01:13:09.000 That's just so business greedy.

01:13:11.000 They do it, but yeah, they want to do those 30-second spots to get all that money for the network, right?

01:13:15.000 But the thing is, those breaks, they ruin the art, so they make the creation worse, so it makes it less valuable.

01:13:23.000 It makes it less valuable to sell ads on.

01:13:27.000 No one's watching them.

01:13:29.000 No.

01:13:30.000 You're going to get a fraction of the people watching them, and a lot of people are going to be upset by them.

01:13:33.000 I agree.

01:13:34.000 And they just don't work.

01:13:36.000 The advertisement agency, you know, they come around, obviously podcasting, because if someone's going to listen to your show for three hours a day, you know, it's just a different dynamic.

01:13:45.000 But you're also not up there reading, you know, whatever sponsor MeUndies.

01:13:49.000 You're not just reading in the middle.

01:13:51.000 Like, if you're like, hold on, Brent, let me do this real quick.

01:13:53.000 Well, a lot of people do do that.

01:13:55.000 I just don't think it's the right way to do it anymore.

01:13:57.000 I just think the only reason why we're doing it that way is because everybody always did it that way before.

01:14:01.000 That's how you saw it on television.

01:14:02.000 That's how you heard it on the radio.

01:14:04.000 They always interrupted for these ads.

01:14:06.000 I don't think that's the most effective way to do ads.

01:14:09.000 I just think that we got used to doing it that way.

01:14:11.000 I think it upsets people.

01:14:12.000 It definitely does. 1.00

01:14:13.000 I think it turns people off where they're like, fuck that product. 0.98

01:14:15.000 You know, people used to say, well, what if someone has to take a leak? 0.99

01:14:18.000 Well, you don't have to do that anymore.

01:14:19.000 You can pause things now.

01:14:20.000 You can watch HBO and pause it.

01:14:22.000 I mean, we have different control over media now.

01:14:25.000 And ultimately, we're going to get to a point where you can watch things, almost everything's going to be on demand, the way Netflix does it.

01:14:31.000 It's the future.

01:14:32.000 It's the future.

01:14:33.000 Imagine doing a Comedy Central special and there's commercials through your special.

01:14:38.000 That's what mine was.

01:14:39.000 That's insane.

01:14:39.000 My last Comedy Central special, I had to break it up and I edited it for commercials.

01:14:44.000 And I even recorded it for commercials.

01:14:47.000 I knew that it was going to be 44 minutes. 0.99

01:14:49.000 Damn. 0.97

01:14:49.000 I had to do it during this constraint and when we're going to drop things in. 0.97

01:14:53.000 So it had to make sense when you shut it off and then went to commercial.

01:14:58.000 It's very complicated to edit that way.

01:15:00.000 It's tough enough as it is.

01:15:02.000 Yeah, and it's not good to watch it that way.

01:15:04.000 It's just not.

01:15:05.000 I mean, it's better than not watching it at all.

01:15:07.000 But the best way to watch something is all the way through.

01:15:10.000 But here's the question is, say if you're a company, right?

01:15:13.000 Like, outside of podcasts, which are pretty easy, just do the ads in the beginning, how do you sell things now?

01:15:20.000 Like, say if you're...

01:15:22.000 Pick a product, if you're Mentos.

01:15:25.000 If you're Mentos?

01:15:26.000 I sponsor that show, and I pay enough where they don't need the other ad revenue, and I get the beginning and the end.

01:15:33.000 But is it worth it for them?

01:15:35.000 Because that's a tangible amount of money, right?

01:15:37.000 If you're going to have one sponsor for the entire show, think of how many sponsors that Video Music Awards must have.

01:15:43.000 A dozen.

01:15:44.000 How many do they have?

01:15:45.000 Dude, this performance is brought to you by Pepsi, and then they hit it, which is almost better than doing a full Pepsi commercial.

01:15:53.000 I guess.

01:15:54.000 I don't know.

01:15:54.000 You still don't want to hear it.

01:15:56.000 Like, how do you advertise something without interrupting something else?

01:15:59.000 There's got to be a way.

01:16:00.000 Because it seems so sneaky.

01:16:02.000 But they've always done it this way.

01:16:04.000 You're watching something.

01:16:05.000 You don't want to hear the ad.

01:16:06.000 You've got to sit through the ad.

01:16:07.000 Alright, alright, alright.

01:16:09.000 Get back to what I like.

01:16:10.000 And then you get back to it.

01:16:11.000 But I wonder if they must be seeing a return, because otherwise they would stop, right?

01:16:15.000 Obviously, I bet it's down, but the advertising agency is so big, the industry is so big, because who really watches things live now besides sports?

01:16:22.000 Game of Thrones, I'm on season four, for God's sakes, came out years ago.

01:16:26.000 There's other shows, like my other shows, Hard Knocks, HBO, no commercials.

01:16:29.000 And if there's commercials, I literally just won't even see one.

01:16:34.000 Who's really sitting there when it's live?

01:16:36.000 I watch commercials on HBO for upcoming programs.

01:16:39.000 Those aren't really commercials.

01:16:40.000 They're not selling you a product. 0.93

01:16:42.000 They're showing you other cool shit they're developing. 0.95

01:16:44.000 It's like previews at the movies. 0.83

01:16:45.000 Yeah.

01:16:45.000 I dig that.

01:16:46.000 It's like, hey, here's some cool shit you might want to watch. 0.96

01:16:48.000 They're not selling you anything. 0.97

01:16:49.000 Exactly.

01:16:49.000 But even at AMC, when those delicious ice-cold sodas pop out, I'm like, you know what?

01:16:54.000 I might have to have one.

01:16:55.000 Yeah, but that's before the movie.

01:16:57.000 See, perfect example.

01:16:58.000 I expect that. 0.97

01:16:58.000 And they also have that after they showed you a bunch of really cool shit with the previews. 0.97

01:17:02.000 You've already got my approval. 0.91

01:17:04.000 We're already friends.

01:17:05.000 Or if you get there real, real early, it's a slideshow. 0.96

01:17:08.000 Oh, those are a bugger. 1.00

01:17:09.000 You're like a loser. 1.00

01:17:11.000 When are you going to start showing me some things that move? 0.99

01:17:13.000 Lights are on, bright white screen, and then it's just like ads.

01:17:17.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:17:18.000 And it's like a local Italian restaurant. 1.00

01:17:20.000 Yeah, it's always some bullshit. 1.00

01:17:21.000 Always. 1.00

01:17:22.000 The best bread and the fucking things in between palm leaves. 1.00

01:17:25.000 I feel like a loser. 1.00

01:17:25.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:26.000 Their awards are in between leaves.

01:17:27.000 Yeah, it's just you and your buddy.

01:17:29.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

01:17:29.000 You do feel like a loser. 1.00

01:17:30.000 Yeah, you feel like a loser. 1.00

01:17:31.000 Like, oh my god, we're idiots. 1.00

01:17:32.000 We got here so early. 1.00

01:17:34.000 You know, there's a lot of these movie theaters that are taken off that are in places where you get assigned seating and they sell booze and they bring real food.

01:17:42.000 That's what I do.

01:17:42.000 There's a lot of those now, man.

01:17:44.000 There's a ton of different ones.

01:17:45.000 It's great.

01:17:46.000 I pick.

01:17:47.000 You go there.

01:17:47.000 It's so nice, man.

01:17:48.000 Dude, there's so many of them now.

01:17:49.000 You don't have to like...

01:17:50.000 It's good food, too.

01:17:51.000 Yeah.

01:17:51.000 Like, really good food.

01:17:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:52.000 Some dude was eating a steak next to me and shit. 1.00

01:17:55.000 There's that Cineopolis. 1.00

01:17:56.000 Here we go to that one.

01:17:57.000 No.

01:17:57.000 Arclight's good, too.

01:17:58.000 Arclight's good.

01:17:59.000 There's some really good ones.

01:18:01.000 Well, they figured it out, man.

01:18:02.000 It's like the same thing that airports have figured out. 0.97

01:18:04.000 Hey, we don't have to have only shitty food.

01:18:06.000 How about you have a nice little restaurant right here in the airport, and they started doing that with Wolfgang Puck's in LAX, and then it's accelerated.

01:18:13.000 They have lemonade now.

01:18:15.000 There's a lot of good stuff at the airport now.

01:18:17.000 Good coffee.

01:18:17.000 You can get real food at the airport now.

01:18:20.000 Dude, San Francisco has like straight up five course meals.

01:18:23.000 Like it's legit food.

01:18:25.000 DIA has a chop house, steak house.

01:18:27.000 Oh yeah.

01:18:28.000 Oh yeah.

01:18:28.000 New York has a...

01:18:30.000 JFK. JFK has some serious restaurants.

01:18:33.000 We ate some killer Italian food.

01:18:35.000 Really? 0.56

01:18:36.000 Killer.

01:18:36.000 Like really good.

01:18:37.000 Some serious shit. 1.00

01:18:39.000 Yeah, everywhere has figured that now. 1.00

01:18:42.000 They're like, look, you've got people coming in and out.

01:18:44.000 A lot of these people are business people.

01:18:45.000 A lot of these people have money.

01:18:46.000 They want good meals.

01:18:47.000 Yeah, they don't want to just eat McDonald's.

01:18:49.000 Even the plain food's getting better, too.

01:18:50.000 Yeah.

01:18:51.000 Depending on where you're at.

01:18:51.000 They have an Osteria in LAX now.

01:18:54.000 I know.

01:18:54.000 Like a fancy schmancy little place with a tasting menu.

01:18:59.000 I love that shit. 1.00

01:19:00.000 I'm getting hungry. 1.00

01:19:01.000 Me too. 1.00

01:19:02.000 Damn. 1.00

01:19:02.000 Are you still sticking to the keto diet? 1.00

01:19:04.000 I went pescatarian.

01:19:05.000 Oh, how dare you.

01:19:07.000 No, just to mix it up.

01:19:08.000 I did keto forever and I go back to it.

01:19:12.000 Pescatine.

01:19:12.000 Only fish or do you eat scallops and mussels too?

01:19:15.000 Scallop and mussels.

01:19:16.000 Lobster?

01:19:18.000 I'm not a huge lobster fan.

01:19:19.000 How dare you?

01:19:20.000 I made some lobster and then I grilled it up real proper like.

01:19:23.000 Grilled it up?

01:19:24.000 Why not just throw it in the dirt and let it get heated up by the sun?

01:19:28.000 Grilled lobster?

01:19:29.000 What do you like your lobster?

01:19:30.000 Boiled?

01:19:30.000 Boiled like a man.

01:19:32.000 No.

01:19:33.000 Yeah, throw it in by yourself.

01:19:34.000 That's JV. What?

01:19:35.000 I could grill that thing, man. 1.00

01:19:36.000 Did you kill it first? 0.99

01:19:37.000 I don't kill anything.

01:19:39.000 I just buy it from the store with the tails. 0.98

01:19:41.000 I'm not fucking lobster diving for God's sake. 0.97

01:19:44.000 You're grilling lobster tails? 0.99

01:19:46.000 Jesus Christ.

01:19:47.000 What do you do? 0.97

01:19:48.000 What the hell are you? 1.00

01:19:49.000 You're out there fucking- You get them live. 1.00

01:19:50.000 Oh fuck. 1.00

01:19:51.000 You get them live from where? 1.00

01:19:53.000 It's 2017. What are you talking about?

01:19:56.000 Grocery stores have tanks.

01:19:57.000 You go to a grocery store and get live lobsters. 1.00

01:19:59.000 Jeremy, what's the last time you saw a goddamn lobster tank? 0.99

01:20:02.000 They do. 0.99

01:20:02.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:20:03.000 You go to Rouse or some shit, maybe they have that inhumane tank. 0.99

01:20:06.000 They have it at a lot of places. 0.99

01:20:07.000 Where they're like crawling to get out.

01:20:09.000 Dude, they have it at a lot of places.

01:20:10.000 No!

01:20:11.000 Yes!

01:20:12.000 Listen, I'm telling you.

01:20:12.000 I haven't seen that since I was a kid.

01:20:13.000 They have one at Gelson's.

01:20:15.000 Right up the street from here.

01:20:17.000 You go there.

01:20:18.000 There's a tank of water. 1.00

01:20:19.000 Scoop up a fucking lobster. 1.00

01:20:21.000 Give me that one right there. 1.00

01:20:22.000 It's about two pounds, sir.

01:20:23.000 Okay.

01:20:23.000 We'll take that one.

01:20:24.000 That's a good one.

01:20:25.000 Am I batshit crazy?

01:20:26.000 I haven't seen that in forever.

01:20:28.000 You only go to Whole Foods, that's why.

01:20:30.000 Yeah, I'm fancy. 1.00

01:20:30.000 You don't fuck around. 1.00

01:20:32.000 Amazon bought Whole Foods. 1.00

01:20:33.000 You hear about that, right?

01:20:34.000 I know.

01:20:34.000 Changing the game.

01:20:35.000 Slashing prices.

01:20:36.000 And their stock, as soon as they bought it, went boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:20:38.000 They paid, whatever, 12 billion.

01:20:40.000 Their stock went up 22 billion.

01:20:41.000 You want to make some money?

01:20:43.000 Yeah, sure. 1.00

01:20:43.000 Get rid of those fucking people in the parking lot that harass you when you're walking out with a car. 1.00

01:20:49.000 You got ice cream. 1.00

01:20:51.000 It's 150 degrees outside.

01:20:52.000 And they're like, can I have two minutes for gay rights? 0.98

01:20:55.000 And they put their finger in front of your face like, hey!

01:20:59.000 I vote, man.

01:21:00.000 I vote for gay rights.

01:21:01.000 You can't just get me. 1.00

01:21:02.000 You're ambushing me when I'm coming out with my fucking cold food. 0.99

01:21:07.000 This guy did that to me. 1.00

01:21:08.000 Stuck his finger in my face.

01:21:09.000 Is that at Gleason's again?

01:21:11.000 Gelson's.

01:21:12.000 Gelson's is a gym in New York.

01:21:14.000 That's right. 1.00

01:21:15.000 At Gelson's, they did that shit again? 1.00

01:21:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:21:18.000 Fuck that place. 1.00

01:21:20.000 That thing only happened to me once where the guy said, can I have two minutes for gay rights? 1.00

01:21:23.000 Or one minute for gay rights? 0.94

01:21:24.000 Whatever he said.

01:21:24.000 That only happened to me once.

01:21:25.000 But I've been stopped for a bunch of other things.

01:21:28.000 A bunch of other things. 0.99

01:21:29.000 Sometimes they have a whole fucking table set up. 0.99

01:21:31.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:21:32.000 They have a table set up.

01:21:33.000 Third Street or Abbot Kinney, there's a table set up for Syrian children, blacks, Asians, white privilege.

01:21:38.000 Here's the problem with those things.

01:21:39.000 I don't have the time to research where this money's going.

01:21:42.000 I don't trust people.

01:21:43.000 Oh, for sure.

01:21:44.000 How do I even give the kid money?

01:21:45.000 For sure, there was some girl, real aggressive, way back in the day, it's like more than 10 years ago, at the airport, some black chick, with a bucket, an open bucket, and she had some binder with a bunch of photos in it and stuff, and she was saying, you know, we're collecting money for this. 0.68

01:22:00.000 That sounds legit, I'm giving her money.

01:22:02.000 And she goes, and she was like, real aggressive about it.

01:22:05.000 I go, yeah.

01:22:06.000 I go, you have a binder and you have a bucket that you want me to put money in. 1.00

01:22:11.000 And she was like, well, fuck you then. 1.00

01:22:13.000 And I was like, fuck me then. 1.00

01:22:15.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:22:16.000 I go, that makes a lot of sense.

01:22:17.000 You're super charitable.

01:22:18.000 That's what Yeah. 1.00

01:22:19.000 I go, you're stealing people's money with some stupid scam. 1.00

01:22:21.000 Like you have a bunch of photos of like downtrodden people that's in some sort of a binder that's buying plastic. 1.00

01:22:27.000 Poor effort.

01:22:28.000 And you can close this binder and you tuck it because you're going to get busted.

01:22:32.000 100%.

01:22:32.000 And you get this weird bucket that's wide open.

01:22:34.000 You could scoop anything out of it.

01:22:35.000 And then I ask you about it. 1.00

01:22:37.000 You say, fuck you. 1.00

01:22:38.000 Was there any money in there? 1.00

01:22:39.000 Oh, yeah, there's like a couple bucks in there already.

01:22:41.000 You know, it was one of those weird things.

01:22:42.000 It's like, who's to stop you from taking that money?

01:22:44.000 I just don't trust that.

01:22:45.000 Like, I was off of the 90s the other day, and I came to stop, and I saw this huge banner that said, help us pay for our father's funeral.

01:22:52.000 It was like four black guys.

01:22:54.000 And I'm like, God.

01:22:55.000 I gave him a little 10 spot.

01:22:56.000 Not a 20. Let's not get crazy, but...

01:22:58.000 The problem is, you don't know.

01:22:59.000 That's the thing.

01:23:00.000 I don't know.

01:23:00.000 I mean, if it really is, I mean, if this girl really was trying to raise money for a charitable cause that's really good...

01:23:08.000 She didn't represent it very well.

01:23:10.000 Good for her. 0.97

01:23:10.000 She just seemed like a scammer. 0.97

01:23:11.000 Like, I got out, I was like, look at that binder.

01:23:14.000 It's just some pictures.

01:23:15.000 They're folded up in a binder in some printed piece of paper. 0.89

01:23:18.000 It's half-ass.

01:23:18.000 There's just too much stuff going around.

01:23:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:20.000 You just see too much bad stuff.

01:23:21.000 It's also like, the bucket at an open top, like, you can just reach in that bucket.

01:23:24.000 You can drop things in the bucket.

01:23:27.000 Where's the accountability?

01:23:29.000 Show a little effort, girl.

01:23:30.000 But that's a good scam.

01:23:32.000 If you're a person that wants to scam people, that's a great scam.

01:23:36.000 It's a smart move, sure. 1.00

01:23:37.000 It's like some bullshit. 0.99

01:23:38.000 Oh, you're gonna make money, dude. 1.00

01:23:39.000 If you go to Vegas, or not Vegas, LAX, rather, and you're walking down that where people are arriving, first of all, they just want you to get the fuck away from them.

01:23:47.000 They'll throw $5 in there.

01:23:50.000 Maybe one out of ten.

01:23:51.000 Maybe one out of ten will give you money.

01:23:53.000 One out of ten gives you money.

01:23:54.000 You're seeing hundreds of people, and the people are gone.

01:23:57.000 It's not like you're doing this in a restaurant where they can see you do it to one person and the other people see you coming.

01:24:01.000 Yeah, everybody's constantly filtering out.

01:24:02.000 I don't think security's going to let you do that.

01:24:05.000 Well, I think that's why she had the binder.

01:24:07.000 And that's why, like, the whole bucket thing was very bizarre.

01:24:10.000 This was a while ago, I see.

01:24:11.000 Oh yeah, a long time ago.

01:24:12.000 Yeah, security might move along, lady.

01:24:13.000 Yeah, this was more than ten years ago.

01:24:15.000 But I'll never forget, like, how aggressive she got with me to, like, the point where my adrenaline fired up.

01:24:20.000 Where I was like, whoa, this girl might, like, swing at me. 1.00

01:24:22.000 That's always the worst.

01:24:23.000 Yeah, she was like... 1.00

01:24:24.000 When she said fuck you, she was like in my face. 1.00

01:24:27.000 Because you couldn't tell, like... 1.00

01:24:29.000 It was enough to know that she has definitely hit people before. 1.00

01:24:32.000 Yeah, she's not playing.

01:24:33.000 It was just a person that was a little too aggressive.

01:24:38.000 A little too aggressive.

01:24:39.000 So I'm like, whoa, am I going to get in a fight here?

01:24:41.000 You get to that feeling like, am I going to have to get in a fight with a chick at the airport? 0.96

01:24:45.000 Those nerves.

01:24:46.000 Dude, I... When I was in the back after the fight, right?

01:24:51.000 So again, I'm with...

01:24:52.000 I heard about this.

01:24:52.000 Yeah.

01:24:53.000 Tell me about this.

01:24:54.000 Can we just clear it up now?

01:24:55.000 So many people have been blowing me up.

01:24:57.000 So again, I'm with Terrence Crawford, American, Berto, and I'm in the back and they're saying how good Conor did.

01:25:02.000 I'm like, yeah, great.

01:25:03.000 I thought he was going to do even better.

01:25:05.000 I'm surprised he did well.

01:25:06.000 And Showtime won me go do this post-fight show thing.

01:25:10.000 So I'm going, and I see Nate Diaz, and he's by himself.

01:25:13.000 Like, no one's really by him.

01:25:14.000 He's by himself.

01:25:15.000 He's on his phone.

01:25:16.000 And I see him, and I think, oh, same fraternity.

01:25:19.000 UFC guys.

01:25:20.000 There's no UFC representatives there, really.

01:25:21.000 There's like, Dana, I didn't see him at the fight.

01:25:23.000 I just figured, hey, we're brothers in arms here.

01:25:26.000 Yeah, what's up, man?

01:25:27.000 But I was going towards him because he looked busy.

01:25:29.000 I was going towards him.

01:25:31.000 And whether he wanted my help or not, I figured I'd know a few things about marketing.

01:25:35.000 The next fight for him is Conor.

01:25:36.000 I'm assuming he's there to sell that fight.

01:25:40.000 That should be the next fight.

01:25:41.000 Conor vs Nate Diaz 3, the trilogy.

01:25:44.000 That's the fight.

01:25:44.000 So I was going to go to him because I saw some interviews where he was kind of hating on Conor.

01:25:48.000 And I would have spun it the other way.

01:25:50.000 He should have celebrated Conor and what he did winning rounds against the best of all time and saying, look, I beat him up worse than Floyd.

01:25:57.000 Now we're going to do this trilogy.

01:25:58.000 I'm going to end him faster than Floyd did.

01:26:00.000 Like, that should be the sell.

01:26:01.000 I was going to go talk to him about this.

01:26:04.000 So I see him out of the corner of my eye.

01:26:05.000 I'm like, oh, and they're like, come on, Brandon, we gotta go.

01:26:06.000 I'm like, let me just say what's up to this guy.

01:26:08.000 I'm like, yo, Nate, bro, how about that fight, man?

01:26:11.000 Your next biggest fight in UFC history, brother.

01:26:14.000 And he starts laughing.

01:26:15.000 He's like, oh, hell no. 1.00

01:26:17.000 How fucking stupid do you look now? 1.00

01:26:20.000 And I'm like, I'm like caught off guard. 1.00

01:26:22.000 I'm like, what? 1.00

01:26:23.000 He's like, how stupid do you look? 1.00

01:26:25.000 Talking all this shit. 1.00

01:26:26.000 I'm like, whoa, whoa, what are you doing right now? 1.00

01:26:28.000 What the hell are you doing right now?

01:26:30.000 And he keeps talking. 1.00

01:26:31.000 I go, Nate, he doesn't look that stupid. 1.00

01:26:34.000 He won rounds against the best box of all time. 0.99

01:26:36.000 And then Nate's like, he didn't win rounds.

01:26:38.000 He gave him one round.

01:26:39.000 I'm like, alright man, either way.

01:26:41.000 So he won rounds though.

01:26:43.000 What are you doing? 1.00

01:26:44.000 And he just keeps talking shit. 0.99

01:26:46.000 And then he starts talking about my career. 0.99

01:26:48.000 And I'm like, what is going on right now?

01:26:50.000 I go, Nate.

01:26:50.000 Who's mad at you?

01:26:51.000 I went, Nate, I have no issues with you.

01:26:53.000 You're pointing your gun at the wrong guy.

01:26:55.000 What are you doing right now?

01:26:56.000 You should be selling this fight against Conor, not me.

01:26:59.000 I'm not the guy.

01:27:00.000 I said, I'm in skinny jeans and Gucci boots, for God's sake.

01:27:03.000 What are you doing right now?

01:27:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:27:06.000 And then Showtime was like, come on, let's go, boys.

01:27:09.000 I'm like, Jesus Christ, man.

01:27:11.000 I keep going.

01:27:11.000 I was just embarrassed by the situation.

01:27:13.000 Because he kept doing this.

01:27:16.000 This is the part I left out.

01:27:18.000 This is what triggered him.

01:27:20.000 He was talking.

01:27:20.000 I literally couldn't hear him, because people were like, Shob, let's go, because they didn't want a fight.

01:27:25.000 So I'm like, Shob, let's go.

01:27:26.000 And he keeps talking, and I'm like, Nate, use your words.

01:27:30.000 I can't understand a word you're saying.

01:27:31.000 Use your words.

01:27:33.000 And he probably has that lisp or whatever that probably set him off.

01:27:37.000 But I have no issues with Nate.

01:27:38.000 There's nothing there.

01:27:39.000 So that's when it got ugly? 0.99

01:27:40.000 Yeah, then he kept talking shit and I was like, what are you gonna do? 0.99

01:27:42.000 What are we doing here? 1.00

01:27:43.000 And he kept doing this. 0.99

01:27:44.000 I'm like, what the fuck is happening? 0.99

01:27:46.000 I was so embarrassed because the Showtime guy's like, oh my god, who is that guy? 0.98

01:27:50.000 I'm like, that's the guy who's supposed to fight Conor next.

01:27:54.000 They fought before.

01:27:56.000 What's wrong with him?

01:27:57.000 What's wrong with him?

01:27:58.000 I'm like, it's just...

01:27:58.000 I was so embarrassed, man.

01:28:00.000 I'm like, oh god.

01:28:02.000 I have no issues with him.

01:28:03.000 Do you think that Conor wants that fight?

01:28:05.000 I do.

01:28:05.000 You think that's a good money fight?

01:28:07.000 I think it's their only fight.

01:28:08.000 I think it's the true winner, because those fights at 70 are toss-up.

01:28:14.000 One and one is whatever.

01:28:15.000 Neither one should be fighting at 70. At 55, a trilogy fight makes sense for the belt.

01:28:20.000 It'd be the biggest pay-per-view of all time.

01:28:22.000 I think it's the only fight that makes sense.

01:28:24.000 You can't do Khabib. 1.00

01:28:25.000 Tony and Kevin Lee, there's just not big enough stars to get Conor to come out.

01:28:27.000 You can't do Khabib because Khabib hasn't made the weight. 0.58

01:28:30.000 True, and he's not ready to fight.

01:28:32.000 I don't understand that.

01:28:34.000 So how can you sell Khabib right now?

01:28:35.000 So let's say, just in a perfect world, you want to do Khabib vs. 1.00

01:28:39.000 Conor, and you go on this world tour trying to build Khabib up. 1.00

01:28:42.000 You go to Russia, you go all over.

01:28:43.000 Conor wants to fight him in Russia. 0.65

01:28:45.000 Crazy.

01:28:46.000 How do we know he's going to make weight and doesn't pull out?

01:28:48.000 So he's out of the equation right now.

01:28:49.000 He needs to come back, fight someone else.

01:28:52.000 He needs to get his body sorted out. 1.00

01:28:54.000 He needs to figure some shit out. 0.99

01:28:55.000 Luke Rockhold was saying that his liver shut down. 1.00

01:28:57.000 I read it in an interview.

01:28:58.000 I apologize.

01:28:59.000 I didn't hear him say it.

01:29:00.000 I read it in an interview.

01:29:02.000 He said that his liver shut down when he was cutting weight for the Michael Johnson fight.

01:29:06.000 And then the next fight after that, he didn't make weight.

01:29:10.000 His body shut down for the Ferguson fight, and they canceled the fight.

01:29:13.000 I'll tell you what, though.

01:29:15.000 Khabib's not even in the conversation for me anymore. 0.83

01:29:17.000 Until he gets his shit together, I'm not even entertaining the idea of him fighting. 0.98

01:29:19.000 He looks thick, too, when you look at him. 0.98

01:29:21.000 I like Kevin Lee.

01:29:22.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:29:24.000 He's a bad dude. 1.00

01:29:24.000 But the thing is, he speaks well. 1.00

01:29:26.000 He looks the part. 1.00

01:29:27.000 Talks a lot of shit. 1.00

01:29:28.000 He's great. 1.00

01:29:29.000 He dresses well.

01:29:29.000 He has all the makings of your next superstar.

01:29:32.000 Yeah, and he realizes now, especially in the Conor McGregor era, you gotta talk a lot of shit. 0.99

01:29:36.000 Yeah, even Floyd's at a best. 0.98

01:29:38.000 Like, you just can't win fights.

01:29:39.000 You gotta sell yourself.

01:29:40.000 Listen, Kevin Lee is only, I think, 25?

01:29:44.000 He's young.

01:29:44.000 25 or 24?

01:29:45.000 Yeah.

01:29:46.000 Find out.

01:29:47.000 He's 24 or 25. Super young, right?

01:29:51.000 Now, remember how brash Conor was when he first got to the UFC? Very similar.

01:29:56.000 He's like 26, I believe.

01:29:58.000 Okay, so he's 24. September 4th, he's almost 25. He'll be 25 in a couple of days.

01:30:05.000 He's super talented, looks better every time you see him.

01:30:08.000 So he's essentially like somewhere around Conor's age, when Conor, he's like a year younger than Conor, when Conor first burst on the scene.

01:30:15.000 And Conor was nobody back then.

01:30:17.000 Nobody knew who he was.

01:30:18.000 I'd seen him on the internet and from fights in England, and I knew he was really talented.

01:30:23.000 I actually went back and forth with him with some tweets before he got to the UFC. So there's a few people who knew about him, but it was nothing like what you see now.

01:30:31.000 Nothing, right? 1.00

01:30:31.000 Kevin Lee down the road is a 155 pounder who talks a lot of shit. 1.00

01:30:36.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:30:38.000 Looks great. 1.00

01:30:38.000 He looks great. 1.00

01:30:39.000 Speaks well. 0.61

01:30:39.000 Built like a brick shithouse. 0.61

01:30:41.000 Speaks well.

01:30:42.000 African American.

01:30:43.000 Dresses well.

01:30:44.000 Check, check, check, check, all the boxes. 1.00

01:30:46.000 And he can fucking fight. 0.99

01:30:48.000 That's the biggest thing. 0.99

01:30:49.000 That fight with Conor McGregor down the road, ooh.

01:30:52.000 You need more time by here.

01:30:53.000 Right.

01:30:54.000 Down the road.

01:30:54.000 This is my thing for Conor.

01:30:56.000 But he could do it.

01:30:58.000 100%.

01:30:59.000 To me, Kevin Lee's your next big thing.

01:31:01.000 However, Kevin Lee versus Tony Ferguson's a ton.

01:31:04.000 Oh, fight. 0.99

01:31:06.000 Tony's so goddamn good. 0.96

01:31:07.000 It's a great fight. 0.96

01:31:08.000 And here's another one.

01:31:09.000 Tony Ferguson down the road. 1.00

01:31:11.000 Tony Ferguson can talk some shit, too. 1.00

01:31:13.000 Tony Ferguson is very smooth. 1.00

01:31:15.000 Tony Ferguson is very confident. 0.78

01:31:17.000 And he's also a weirdo.

01:31:19.000 He's weird. 0.53

01:31:19.000 He has that weird vibe. 0.53

01:31:20.000 You get that weird vibe.

01:31:21.000 Phenomenal fighter.

01:31:22.000 He's so intense. 0.81

01:31:22.000 He's so intense, but he does a lot of wing chong and shit, and he does all these weird moves where he's flowing on the ground and rolling around. 0.81

01:31:30.000 He does a lot of weird shit, but his endurance is off the charts. 0.98

01:31:34.000 He cuts a shitload of weight and does it like a professional. 0.99

01:31:37.000 Mexican descent. 0.97

01:31:38.000 You can capitalize on that.

01:31:40.000 And he wins by knockout, and he also wins by submission. 0.99

01:31:42.000 He's exciting as shit. 0.98

01:31:43.000 Very exciting. 0.99

01:31:43.000 Look at the guys he's beat, too. 0.99

01:31:44.000 Very exciting.

01:31:45.000 It's a tough test for Kevin.

01:31:46.000 It's a very tough test.

01:31:47.000 It's a very good fight.

01:31:48.000 To me, as far as like...

01:31:50.000 Potential like superstardom.

01:31:51.000 Those are the guys.

01:31:52.000 Kevin Lee is the that's the guy right now I think. 0.97

01:31:55.000 Yeah, maybe but if Tony Ferguson becomes the interim champion and starts talking all kinds of crazy shit his star will rise man. 0.96

01:32:01.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:32:01.000 There's a difference between rising and then becoming like a straight-up superstar like a transcendent like Conor McGregor, Ronda Rousey like there's a certain there's a certain thing.

01:32:10.000 So what makes Canelo?

01:32:11.000 Because he's not really charismatic and he only speaks Spanish.

01:32:14.000 So with the Mexicans, it collects. 0.99

01:32:16.000 Just Mexicans he collects. 1.00

01:32:17.000 And also, Mexico has sort of a built-in boxing base.

01:32:22.000 If you're the king of boxing and you're Mexican, you already have... 1.00

01:32:26.000 Giant base.

01:32:26.000 I'm actually, here you go.

01:32:27.000 You don't even have to talk.

01:32:28.000 No, you're good.

01:32:28.000 He barely talks.

01:32:30.000 He's not entertaining at all.

01:32:31.000 He's an entertaining fighter.

01:32:32.000 Maybe for Mexicans. 1.00

01:32:33.000 He's all right. 1.00

01:32:34.000 We don't know what the fuck he's saying. 0.99

01:32:35.000 No, he's from the same hometown as my girl. 0.99

01:32:36.000 She's like, no, he's not.

01:32:37.000 To interview him, it's whatever.

01:32:38.000 But Gennady Golovkin, who's equally impressive, if not more impressive than Canelo, he's undefeated.

01:32:44.000 He mercs everybody.

01:32:45.000 Everybody. 1.00

01:32:46.000 He's a goddamn murderous body puncher. 1.00

01:32:48.000 And, you know, he can sell like 150 pay-per-views. 1.00

01:32:52.000 150, 200 max?

01:32:53.000 That's crazy.

01:32:53.000 He doesn't have the star quality.

01:32:54.000 150,000 pay-per-views for one of the very best boxers on the planet Earth.

01:32:58.000 If not the best.

01:32:59.000 Undefeated.

01:33:00.000 How about $175,000 for Andre Ward?

01:33:02.000 Crazy.

01:33:02.000 Well, $125,000 for the rematch.

01:33:04.000 Crazy, man.

01:33:05.000 That's even crazier. 0.91

01:33:05.000 It's nuts. 0.91

01:33:06.000 I don't even think it was $170,000.

01:33:07.000 I think we looked at it.

01:33:08.000 I think we found out it was like $167,000.

01:33:10.000 It's a real bummer.

01:33:11.000 $167,000 and like $125,000 or something like that.

01:33:13.000 But again, to become like a straight-up household superstar, it takes more than just being this badass fighter.

01:33:19.000 And Andre Ward.

01:33:20.000 You have to have everything.

01:33:21.000 Andre Ward is like, he's articulate.

01:33:23.000 He's admirable.

01:33:24.000 He seems like he's got a great control of his ego.

01:33:26.000 He's smart.

01:33:27.000 He learns better.

01:33:28.000 He comes from a rough background.

01:33:29.000 He's a great story.

01:33:30.000 He's been with the same trainer since he was 12. Yeah.

01:33:32.000 He's never lost.

01:33:34.000 Olympic gold medalist.

01:33:35.000 Yeah.

01:33:35.000 He lost.

01:33:36.000 There's something about him.

01:33:37.000 He lost that Kovalev fight.

01:33:38.000 Yeah, right?

01:33:38.000 He lost that Kovalev fight.

01:33:42.000 I don't know what is.

01:33:43.000 I thought he lost the Kovalev fight, but I thought it was close. 0.97

01:33:45.000 But the second fight, he fucked Kovalev up. 0.91

01:33:47.000 That's what's important. 0.85

01:33:48.000 That's what's important because that was a big turnaround.

01:33:52.000 How about Deontay Wilder?

01:33:54.000 Yeah.

01:33:54.000 He's our American-born heavyweight champion.

01:33:57.000 He could come in right now with two pizzas and we'd be like, what's up, bro?

01:34:00.000 No one would stop him outside.

01:34:01.000 No one knows who he is.

01:34:02.000 It's crazy.

01:34:03.000 It is crazy.

01:34:03.000 And he's supposed to fight Ortiz, I think.

01:34:05.000 That's a dangerous fight.

01:34:07.000 I don't like that fight for him. 1.00

01:34:08.000 Ortiz is a bad motherfucker. 0.99

01:34:10.000 And then Anthony Joshua is supposed to fight that Russian fella. 1.00

01:34:15.000 And then I think the winner of those two fight...

01:34:17.000 I forget his name.

01:34:19.000 It's a tough fight for Joshua.

01:34:20.000 We should win it.

01:34:21.000 But frickin' Wilder has a tough fight on his hands.

01:34:25.000 Yeah.

01:34:25.000 Super tough fight.

01:34:26.000 That Ortiz is...

01:34:27.000 He's very good.

01:34:27.000 He's a southpaw, too.

01:34:29.000 Southpaw.

01:34:29.000 Yeah.

01:34:30.000 They call him King Kong.

01:34:31.000 Yeah.

01:34:31.000 He's a beast.

01:34:32.000 I know. 0.95

01:34:33.000 I don't like that fight for him.

01:34:34.000 But neither one of those...

01:34:34.000 Joshua's a big star.

01:34:36.000 Looks the part.

01:34:37.000 Speaks well.

01:34:38.000 Knockout artist.

01:34:39.000 Had that great fight with Klitschko.

01:34:42.000 So he kind of has that, but those other guys, there's just nothing in motion.

01:34:45.000 Joshua will be that way.

01:34:46.000 He'll be giant for the UK, especially if he defends the title a few times.

01:34:49.000 He's huge.

01:34:50.000 Giant, giant.

01:34:50.000 Huge, huge.

01:34:51.000 Bigger and bigger with every fight.

01:34:52.000 He's got superstar status possibilities.

01:34:55.000 Agreed.

01:34:55.000 Super articulate, very reserved and intelligent.

01:34:58.000 In the UFC, though.

01:34:59.000 With Jon Jones out, he's really your only next superstar, and he's a notch down from Conor.

01:35:04.000 Like, there's Conor, Brock Lesnar, Ronda, they're here.

01:35:07.000 Conor's even above them.

01:35:08.000 And then there's your second tier superstar, and then you got Jon Jones. 0.97

01:35:10.000 But Jon Jones, with this, becomes the number one fuck-up of all time, for sure. 0.96

01:35:16.000 Hands down. 0.96

01:35:16.000 If he wasn't already, this is the biggest one ever. 0.96

01:35:19.000 No, he's consistent at beating the shit out of people in the octagon. 0.94

01:35:22.000 Very consistent. 1.00

01:35:23.000 Inconsistent at fucking up. 0.99

01:35:25.000 Now, we can only hope and pray that somehow or another there's some mistake. 0.99

01:35:30.000 How many times are we going to go over this?

01:35:33.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:35:34.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:35:34.000 Like, dude, you're breaking our heart, man.

01:35:36.000 He's so goddamn good. 0.87

01:35:37.000 You watch that fight with Daniel Cormier and you're like, Jesus Christ, he's so good. 0.98

01:35:40.000 He's so good.

01:35:41.000 But do we take the PDs into account now?

01:35:44.000 Like, how do we know what real Jon Jono are we getting? 1.00

01:35:46.000 Because the one we saw was the OSP one and it looked like shit. 0.98

01:35:49.000 And then is DC the best of all time now? 0.98

01:35:51.000 Because he's beat everybody, including heavyweights, but he lost to Jon Jones.

01:35:55.000 But wait, Jon Jones was taking PEDs.

01:35:58.000 It's just a hot mess.

01:36:00.000 It is a hot mess, man. 0.99

01:36:01.000 Meanwhile, Ozdemir's like, fucking bring it, bro. 0.99

01:36:03.000 Ozdemir's murking people. 1.00

01:36:05.000 Ozdemir's like, fucking bring it, bro. 0.99

01:36:06.000 Boy, that guy's got bricks for hands, too. 0.99

01:36:07.000 Let me tell you something, man.

01:36:08.000 When I shook his hand after the fight, I was like, oh, okay.

01:36:11.000 You know how some dudes, you just shake their hand, you're like, oh, I get it.

01:36:15.000 He's got giant hands, dude.

01:36:17.000 Bricks.

01:36:18.000 They feel like bricks.

01:36:19.000 I think you do.

01:36:20.000 That dude puts hands on people. 0.99

01:36:21.000 He fucks people up. 0.99

01:36:22.000 See, I think you do. 0.99

01:36:23.000 Let's say John's out, right?

01:36:25.000 Long story.

01:36:25.000 Four years.

01:36:26.000 Suspension.

01:36:27.000 Out.

01:36:27.000 All right.

01:36:27.000 Broke my heart.

01:36:28.000 See ya.

01:36:28.000 Go to Japan.

01:36:29.000 Juice to the gills and fuck all the whores you want. 1.00

01:36:31.000 Do whatever you want. 1.00

01:36:31.000 Whoa! 1.00

01:36:32.000 Right?

01:36:32.000 I'm out.

01:36:32.000 I'm over it.

01:36:33.000 I'm mad at him.

01:36:34.000 So then you have Ozdemir versus Gustin to fight DC. 100%.

01:36:38.000 It's a great fight.

01:36:39.000 Right?

01:36:40.000 It's a fun fight.

01:36:40.000 Very interesting fight.

01:36:41.000 Gustafson is so veteran.

01:36:42.000 He's so good.

01:36:43.000 It's Gustafson's time.

01:36:44.000 Gustafson coming off of that Glover fight.

01:36:46.000 I almost want to see Ozdemir fight more people.

01:36:49.000 Because the Jimmy Manilow fight was crazy.

01:36:51.000 He just grabbed ahold of Jimmy Manilow, clipped him with that left hook inside the clinch. 0.55

01:36:55.000 But that's all there is, though, Joe.

01:36:57.000 Like, hey, bring up 205. Like, you look at it, you're like, oh my god.

01:37:01.000 There's no one left.

01:37:03.000 It's dinosaurs.

01:37:03.000 Especially now that Rumble's out.

01:37:04.000 And Rumble was his stablemate, anyway.

01:37:06.000 The word was that he was the guy that was sparring with Rumble all the time.

01:37:09.000 Oh, really?

01:37:09.000 Yeah.

01:37:10.000 Yeah.

01:37:11.000 That he was one of the few guys that was willing to spar with Rumble. 0.95

01:37:13.000 He's a monster. 1.00

01:37:14.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

01:37:15.000 No time. 1.00

01:37:16.000 He's got the worst nickname of all time.

01:37:17.000 No time.

01:37:18.000 No time.

01:37:19.000 Ozdemir.

01:37:20.000 What's the best nickname of all time?

01:37:22.000 The best?

01:37:23.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:37:25.000 El Cucuy's pretty goddamn good. 0.95

01:37:27.000 That's pretty badass. 0.96

01:37:28.000 That's pretty good.

01:37:29.000 What's Kevin Lee?

01:37:30.000 Is it a Detroit superstar?

01:37:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:37:31.000 That's fucking sick. 1.00

01:37:33.000 And you're from Detroit? 1.00

01:37:34.000 That's a good name. 0.99

01:37:36.000 Pretty sick.

01:37:36.000 Oh, what was Crunkshall?

01:37:39.000 Crunkshank? 0.99

01:37:40.000 He's a porno star too, isn't he? 0.99

01:37:42.000 Wasn't he Detroit Superstar? 0.99

01:37:43.000 It's Kevin Lee's.

01:37:45.000 Do they share the same nickname?

01:37:46.000 Because I can't have that.

01:37:47.000 That's rude. 0.99

01:37:48.000 That's fucking rude. 0.99

01:37:49.000 Motown Phenom, Kevin Lee. 0.99

01:37:51.000 Motown.

01:37:52.000 Motown Phenom. 1.00

01:37:54.000 That's fucking... 1.00

01:37:54.000 Oh, the axe murder's not bad. 1.00

01:37:56.000 That's the best.

01:37:57.000 Hard to mark it, though.

01:37:58.000 Yeah, Darren Crookshank is Detroit 2 star.

01:38:01.000 See, that's my favorite.

01:38:01.000 And Kevin Lee is Motown Phenom.

01:38:03.000 Oh, Motown Phenom's brilliant, too.

01:38:05.000 Axe Murder, this day and age, hard to market.

01:38:07.000 Axe Murder's the best.

01:38:08.000 The Natural?

01:38:09.000 That's pretty good, but the testing back then was not enough to substantiate these claims.

01:38:15.000 I agree.

01:38:16.000 The Ex-Murder's just tough to sell to companies these days. 0.90

01:38:20.000 The Prodigy's pretty goddamn good. 0.97

01:38:22.000 When BJ was at his best, pretty goddamn good. 0.97

01:38:25.000 Yeah. 0.95

01:38:26.000 The Phenom when Vitor was merking people.

01:38:29.000 Who's the best right now, though?

01:38:31.000 El Kikui, you think?

01:38:32.000 El Kikui. 0.60

01:38:32.000 Yeah, I think so. 0.60

01:38:34.000 It's a goddamn supernatural boogeyman. 1.00

01:38:37.000 God, no heavyweights really have nicknames. 1.00

01:38:38.000 I was trying to think of the heavyweights.

01:38:39.000 Not really.

01:38:40.000 Just Cain Velasquez.

01:38:41.000 Steep, eh?

01:38:42.000 But El Kikui... 0.86

01:38:43.000 Didn't he call himself...

01:38:44.000 What's that Russian name?

01:38:46.000 Sexyama.

01:38:47.000 That was ridiculous. 0.91

01:38:48.000 But that nickname, people... 0.76

01:38:50.000 Like, he didn't use it.

01:38:52.000 Other people did.

01:38:53.000 Uncle Creepy. 0.97

01:38:55.000 The Mexicution is pretty goddamn good. 0.97

01:38:56.000 These are old. 0.85

01:38:57.000 Yeah.

01:38:59.000 Axmer number five?

01:39:00.000 How dare you? 0.99

01:39:02.000 Kimbo Slice, get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:39:04.000 That's his nickname. 0.99

01:39:05.000 It's not like his, the natural.

01:39:08.000 What's number one?

01:39:09.000 That was the Sexy Mama was number one. 0.98

01:39:10.000 Sexy Yama?

01:39:11.000 Sexy Mama, he says.

01:39:13.000 Sexy Mama. 0.69

01:39:18.000 Yeah, if a girl fights with that. 0.99

01:39:20.000 Sexy mama. 0.99

01:39:20.000 The karate hottie's not a bad. 0.99

01:39:22.000 That's not a bad date, man.

01:39:23.000 There's nothing great sticking out there.

01:39:26.000 And Cyborg's not bad, but her husband's name is Cyborg, too.

01:39:29.000 I feel like there's a lot of Cyborgs out there.

01:39:31.000 You can't double Cyborg.

01:39:33.000 Well, the Cyborg Grappler, the guy that you went with, Yeah, there's a cyborg and silvas.

01:39:38.000 Ricardo Abreu.

01:39:39.000 In Brazil, cyborgs and silvas are like Joes and Bills here. 1.00

01:39:42.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:39:43.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of cyborgs, right?

01:39:44.000 There's other cyborgs.

01:39:45.000 I'm trying to think of other ones.

01:39:46.000 There's one other guy that I know that called himself Cyborg.

01:39:49.000 It was a jiu-jitsu guy, I think.

01:39:50.000 Does anyone ever call you Joey?

01:39:52.000 Never.

01:39:53.000 No, not really, no.

01:39:54.000 But also, I'm friends with Diaz, and everybody calls him Joey.

01:39:57.000 It's always been Joey.

01:39:59.000 That's a good point.

01:39:59.000 But his name is Jose.

01:40:02.000 Really?

01:40:03.000 Yeah.

01:40:04.000 Joey Diaz, his name is Jose Diaz.

01:40:06.000 Oh, well, alright.

01:40:08.000 But we've always called him Joey.

01:40:09.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:40:10.000 You wouldn't call, well, Jose Joe.

01:40:12.000 You could.

01:40:13.000 Yeah, you can, for sure.

01:40:14.000 But I think growing up, everybody called him Joey.

01:40:16.000 Did you have a nickname as a kid?

01:40:18.000 No.

01:40:18.000 No nickname?

01:40:19.000 No.

01:40:19.000 Just straight up Joe?

01:40:20.000 Yeah, I never really had a nickname.

01:40:22.000 Nothing!

01:40:22.000 Dude, when I used to play pool, pool halls are the place where everybody gets a nickname.

01:40:26.000 There's so many crazy nicknames, people.

01:40:29.000 A lot of times the nickname was like where you come from, like White Plains Charlie or Mount Vernon Tommy.

01:40:35.000 There was a lot of that.

01:40:36.000 My nickname was Joe the Comedian.

01:40:39.000 So lame.

01:40:40.000 Real creative, guys.

01:40:41.000 It was so lame.

01:40:42.000 I was Joe the Comedian.

01:40:43.000 But you're the funny guy in the pool hall.

01:40:45.000 Well, they knew I was a professional comedian.

01:40:46.000 They would come and play pool.

01:40:47.000 So it was like Ray the Fireman.

01:40:49.000 No, no, no.

01:40:49.000 I was like 20...

01:40:51.000 When I first started playing pool, it was right after I tore my ACL. So I think I was 23. So like, hey, it's Bob the UPS driver.

01:40:58.000 Yes.

01:40:58.000 Real original, fellas.

01:40:59.000 Ray the Fireman. 0.99

01:41:00.000 God damn it, guys. 0.99

01:41:02.000 White Plains Charlie was a big one. 0.99

01:41:04.000 This is, like, crazy little semi-homeless guy used to come and play pool all the time.

01:41:08.000 He was an addicted gambler. 0.68

01:41:11.000 Addicted.

01:41:11.000 So many guys.

01:41:12.000 I realized about gambling addicts when I played pool.

01:41:15.000 I just did not know how many of them there were because I'd never been around them.

01:41:20.000 I'd never been...

01:41:20.000 See, like, until I started playing pool, I didn't...

01:41:24.000 Go places like a nightclub type environment or like a place where a bunch of seedy people would hang out.

01:41:34.000 Pool halls are seedy. 0.98

01:41:35.000 Like a lot of gambling and shit talking and people betting on things. 0.99

01:41:39.000 I didn't grow up around that. 0.99

01:41:41.000 My high school years was all taekwondo. 0.94

01:41:43.000 And then after that it was all martial arts competition and then all of a sudden I'm around these complete degenerates.

01:41:50.000 Like I've never been around them and I'm 23. Which is a good life lesson though.

01:41:54.000 It was interesting.

01:41:55.000 There was a lot of people that are addicted to drugs.

01:41:57.000 There was a lot of methadone people that would come during the day, and they would just be like half out of it, and they would play pool, and they were terrible.

01:42:05.000 Just hustling for their money?

01:42:06.000 No, they weren't hustling.

01:42:07.000 They would just play pool with each other.

01:42:08.000 They would call them the methadoneans, and they would come in and play pool, and they would just bang balls around.

01:42:13.000 They couldn't concentrate.

01:42:15.000 Just bang balls around.

01:42:15.000 For real, they could not concentrate.

01:42:17.000 No shit. 0.99

01:42:17.000 But it's funny because, like, what it was like was there were, like, a bunch of people that were under a spell. 0.99

01:42:22.000 They would come in, they'd be just like...

01:42:23.000 And they would play pool, but they were dull.

01:42:25.000 They were, like, gray people. 1.00

01:42:27.000 They were just passing time.

01:42:28.000 There was no vibrant color.

01:42:29.000 They were gray.

01:42:29.000 Yeah, they were zombies.

01:42:31.000 But the crazy thing is, though, there was a guy who was the best player I ever saw, or one of the best players I ever saw, and he was a heroin addict.

01:42:39.000 And he would do heroin, and he would go into the bathroom, he would shoot up, and he would come out, and he would sit down on one of those bar stools, one of those pool stools, you know, kind of elevated with a thing for your drink. 0.92

01:42:52.000 He would sit there on this, like this, for a fucking half an hour, and everybody knew what was going on. 0.96

01:42:58.000 He had to do this. 0.99

01:42:59.000 He'd just sit there like this. 1.00

01:43:00.000 Just high as shit. 1.00

01:43:01.000 Just so fucked up. 1.00

01:43:03.000 And I'd never been around anybody who was on heroin either. 1.00

01:43:05.000 I've only seen it on the intervention.

01:43:06.000 They had to explain it to me.

01:43:07.000 My friend Johnny, who did a bunch of drugs, would explain to me. 1.00

01:43:11.000 He's like, he's going back there to do his shit. 1.00

01:43:12.000 I go, what shit does he do? 1.00

01:43:14.000 He's going to fucking shoot up. 1.00

01:43:15.000 He's going to go shoot up. 1.00

01:43:16.000 And he's going to come out. 0.95

01:43:17.000 And then he's going to sit down for a while.

01:43:18.000 And then after he sits down for a while, he's going to play. 1.00

01:43:20.000 And then he busts that ass when he plays. 1.00

01:43:22.000 Dude, he would get up and he had no feet. 1.00

01:43:24.000 He'd be like...

01:43:25.000 And the guy he was playing, this guy George the Greek...

01:43:28.000 George the Greek.

01:43:28.000 Yeah, George the Greek was one of the local big-time guys, and he was a wealthy guy.

01:43:33.000 He was always gambling.

01:43:34.000 He'd gamble high. 1.00

01:43:35.000 You know, he would say, like, crazy shit, like, you got the heart of a mustard seed, you cocksucker. 1.00

01:43:40.000 And a raspy guy, always smoking cigarettes. 1.00

01:43:43.000 You could smoke cigarettes indoor back then.

01:43:45.000 Everybody smoked.

01:43:46.000 The entire place filled with smoke.

01:43:47.000 And he was gambling against this guy.

01:43:49.000 And he had like some crazy spot because this guy was like literally a world-class pool player. 0.99

01:43:55.000 And this fucking guy didn't miss a ball. 1.00

01:43:57.000 And he's like, he shoots the fucking nerves off. 1.00

01:43:59.000 He goes into that bathroom and he shoots that shit. 1.00

01:44:01.000 And he shoots his fucking nerves off. 1.00

01:44:03.000 He comes out of here, he can't miss a ball. 1.00

01:44:04.000 The real Iceman.

01:44:05.000 He was so dead behind the eyes.

01:44:08.000 You'd look at his eyes and they were black like a gerbil's.

01:44:11.000 Like a shark?

01:44:12.000 Yeah, like a shark eyes.

01:44:13.000 He was just gone. 1.00

01:44:14.000 Gerbil's eyes are black as fuck. 1.00

01:44:15.000 Black as fuck. 1.00

01:44:16.000 Dude, that's what he was like. 1.00

01:44:17.000 I'm telling you.

01:44:18.000 It was the weirdest thing around him.

01:44:19.000 He would look right through you.

01:44:20.000 He didn't see you.

01:44:21.000 He was just blitzkrieged on heroin.

01:44:23.000 It's not living.

01:44:24.000 He couldn't miss.

01:44:25.000 Couldn't miss.

01:44:25.000 Made me want to do heroin.

01:44:26.000 He's probably dead now, though, huh? 0.87

01:44:27.000 Oh, he's dead.

01:44:28.000 I know he's dead.

01:44:29.000 Okay.

01:44:29.000 100%.

01:44:29.000 I ran into him at a pool tournament when I first moved to LA in 1994, and this guy tried to get me to drive him to Compton so he could cop.

01:44:39.000 Jesus Christ.

01:44:40.000 He asked me to put him in the pool tournament. 0.97

01:44:42.000 There's a pool tournament at Oh, goddammit.

01:44:46.000 What's it called?

01:44:47.000 Hard Times.

01:44:47.000 Hard Times Billiards in Bellflower.

01:44:49.000 It's one of the biggest pool halls in the world.

01:44:51.000 Hard Times is like a world-famous pool hall, and it's in Bellflower, California.

01:44:55.000 And a lot of big-time gamblers and top-level players used to play there all the time and even came out of there, like Keith McCready.

01:45:03.000 It was like the guy from The Color of Money.

01:45:05.000 He was the nemesis of Tom Cruise.

01:45:07.000 Legitimately one of the best pool players in the world at the time.

01:45:10.000 He came out of there.

01:45:11.000 So this is a huge pool hall, like one of the biggest pro-level pool halls in the world.

01:45:17.000 And I get there, and I see this guy.

01:45:19.000 They call him Buffalo Bill or Water Dog.

01:45:21.000 Those are his two nicknames.

01:45:22.000 I like Water Dog.

01:45:23.000 Depending upon which part of the country and what time of the year.

01:45:26.000 Water Dog's cool.

01:45:27.000 So I ran into him, and I'm like, are you playing?

01:45:30.000 What are you doing out here?

01:45:31.000 And he was like, yeah, I just need to get someone to put me in the tournament.

01:45:33.000 I'll say, I'll put you in the tournament.

01:45:35.000 Like, it was like, I don't know, 20 bucks or something like that.

01:45:37.000 He didn't even have 20 bucks.

01:45:38.000 He just needed you to front him $20.

01:45:40.000 Just to get him in the tournament.

01:45:40.000 Whatever.

01:45:41.000 I don't remember how much it cost.

01:45:42.000 Might have been 50 bucks.

01:45:43.000 Whatever it was.

01:45:44.000 I was like, I'll put you in.

01:45:45.000 He had a legit chance to win.

01:45:46.000 Like, he was a world-class player.

01:45:48.000 He's like, okay, but I gotta go to Compton so I can comp.

01:45:51.000 And I was like, what?

01:45:52.000 And he's like, you gotta drive me to Compton.

01:45:54.000 I'm like, I'm not driving you to Compton so you can buy heroin.

01:45:57.000 Hell no.

01:45:58.000 Because if they arrest you, they take your car.

01:46:01.000 Like, if I was with him...

01:46:02.000 You're part of the transaction, right?

01:46:03.000 Oh, yeah, they confiscate your car. 1.00

01:46:05.000 I was like, I had a 1994 Toyota Supra, bitch. 1.00

01:46:10.000 Oh, bitch, you crazy. 1.00

01:46:11.000 Supra Turbo, the car with a big, crazy, stupid wing in the back. 1.00

01:46:13.000 Oh, what color? 1.00

01:46:13.000 Is it the purple? 1.00

01:46:14.000 Silver?

01:46:15.000 Silver.

01:46:15.000 I love the purple one.

01:46:16.000 I always wanted a spaceship, bro.

01:46:17.000 My cars were almost all silver.

01:46:18.000 I hear you. 1.00

01:46:20.000 Damn, that's sick. 1.00

01:46:21.000 Drive that thing to Compton? 1.00

01:46:22.000 You know what the homies would do to that thing? 1.00

01:46:24.000 The first nice car I ever had, ever.

01:46:26.000 You know, I was like, at the time, probably 27, ballin' for the first time in my life.

01:46:32.000 Hell yeah.

01:46:32.000 I'm like, what?

01:46:33.000 Should've Postmates that shit if it's today. 1.00

01:46:34.000 I was like, what? 1.00

01:46:34.000 I have a condo. 1.00

01:46:35.000 I rent a condo right now, motherfucker. 1.00

01:46:38.000 I'm not giving all this up. 1.00

01:46:39.000 I was like so excited.

01:46:41.000 Was he all sad?

01:46:41.000 Oh yeah, super sad.

01:46:42.000 Super sad face.

01:46:43.000 Super sad.

01:46:43.000 And he went out there and he lost two matches in a row, like barely paid attention.

01:46:47.000 I put him in the tournament anyway.

01:46:49.000 He asked me to put him in anyway.

01:46:50.000 Now he needs his drugs, man.

01:46:51.000 Without heroin, he could not play.

01:46:53.000 But he was so itchy, I think.

01:46:54.000 I think those guys that get off of that stuff, cold turkey, like if you're jonesing for it.

01:47:00.000 Bro, you put him in a tournament with withdrawals? 1.00

01:47:02.000 It's fucked up. 0.99

01:47:03.000 I don't know if it was even withdrawals. 1.00

01:47:04.000 He probably got high earlier that day.

01:47:07.000 He was just jonesing.

01:47:08.000 I don't think he was full of withdrawing.

01:47:10.000 Cause he seemed pretty, you know, I think when they get withdrawing, is that a word?

01:47:14.000 Withdrawing?

01:47:15.000 Withdrawals. 1.00

01:47:15.000 They start sweating and shit and they shake. 1.00

01:47:18.000 Get clammy. 0.99

01:47:18.000 It's like they have the fever. 0.99

01:47:20.000 Like they have the flu.

01:47:21.000 I tried going off coffee for a day and I got withdrawals.

01:47:23.000 I got headaches.

01:47:24.000 I was like sweating, clammy skin, shaking on the ground.

01:47:27.000 I'm 100% addicted to caffeine.

01:47:29.000 Me too.

01:47:30.000 100%.

01:47:30.000 I'm not mad at it though.

01:47:31.000 I love caffeine.

01:47:32.000 I like life with caffeine.

01:47:33.000 I like coffee.

01:47:34.000 I like the ritual.

01:47:35.000 I get up in the morning.

01:47:36.000 I drink some coffee.

01:47:37.000 I'll do a little reading.

01:47:39.000 I do a little writing sometimes. 1.00

01:47:40.000 I take a giant shit. 1.00

01:47:42.000 Then I work out. 1.00

01:47:43.000 Standard.

01:47:43.000 Yeah, me too.

01:47:44.000 Standard routine.

01:47:44.000 I used to work out right away, but I found out that it's better if I let my brain warm up a little bit.

01:47:50.000 Just get tuned in.

01:47:51.000 Yeah, I'm a little foggy.

01:47:51.000 When I wake up, I'm a little foggy.

01:47:52.000 I have my coffee, take my kid for a walk, and then I hit the gym.

01:47:55.000 Sometimes I like to look at the news, too, just to make sure the world's not fucking falling apart before I start my day.

01:48:00.000 Yeah, I just like to be in the know, you know?

01:48:03.000 Yeah, I go to Google.

01:48:03.000 I have this, like, Google News thing set up on my phone, so I'll hit that without looking at social media, so I don't get looking at my own stuff.

01:48:11.000 I just go and read stuff about, like, what's happening in the world.

01:48:13.000 Everything okay?

01:48:14.000 We're going to war with Korea? 0.96

01:48:15.000 We're good.

01:48:16.000 Is that alright?

01:48:17.000 Like to check off. 0.98

01:48:17.000 Some weird shit happening? 0.98

01:48:18.000 Some fire I need to know about? 0.98

01:48:20.000 Dude, I... Fire season right now, buddy.

01:48:21.000 Phew.

01:48:22.000 Dude, it's rare.

01:48:23.000 180 degrees outside right now. 0.99

01:48:24.000 It is fucking toast. 0.99

01:48:26.000 I'm sweating in here. 1.00

01:48:27.000 It's insane.

01:48:28.000 I feel bad for my car.

01:48:29.000 Dude, it's insane.

01:48:30.000 I feel bad for my car.

01:48:31.000 It's so hot outside.

01:48:31.000 This is how hot it is outside.

01:48:32.000 When I came to the door to unlock to get in, the air conditioning from our studio was blowing out.

01:48:38.000 I could feel it on my hand. 0.98

01:48:39.000 Why the fuck is it so hot? 0.99

01:48:41.000 It's crazy. 1.00

01:48:42.000 It's ridiculous. 0.96

01:48:42.000 The world's ending, bro. 0.96

01:48:44.000 The world is ending.

01:48:44.000 Satan's coming.

01:48:46.000 Houston is in central.

01:48:47.000 We're living in Arizona now. 0.98

01:48:48.000 It's so fucking hot. 0.98

01:48:51.000 Is it going to keep getting worse? 0.97

01:48:53.000 At what point does it become uninhabitable?

01:48:56.000 Yesterday my girl's dad was at the house and he just goes, Brendan, it's only going to get worse.

01:49:04.000 The heat?

01:49:05.000 Just the world.

01:49:06.000 Everything.

01:49:07.000 Is that true?

01:49:08.000 I disagree.

01:49:09.000 It's better than ever.

01:49:10.000 I disagree.

01:49:11.000 I'm like, I know things look rough right now, but if you look for bad things, you're going to find bad things.

01:49:16.000 Here's what odd things can be.

01:49:18.000 What were you going to say, Jamie?

01:49:18.000 Whenever you see a high temperature like today, and we don't beat the record high, whatever that was, I always think about what the fuck was going on in 1927 when it was 170 and no one had air conditioning or anything.

01:49:30.000 And girls had bushes, like fucking trees. 1.00

01:49:33.000 Swamp pussy. 1.00

01:49:35.000 And dudes just look like shit and more. 1.00

01:49:37.000 You have to wear three-piece suits and hats like an asshole. 1.00

01:49:40.000 Imagine what boxes smell like. 1.00

01:49:42.000 Remember George Washington days? 1.00

01:49:43.000 They had those fucking wigs. 1.00

01:49:44.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:49:45.000 Those powdered wigs.

01:49:46.000 Yes.

01:49:47.000 That would go into the courtroom with a powdered wig on with no air conditioning. 1.00

01:49:50.000 No AC. That stupid wig. 1.00

01:49:52.000 The full get-up. 1.00

01:49:53.000 What is a powdered wig?

01:49:54.000 Like, what does that mean?

01:49:55.000 Do they put powder on the wig?

01:49:57.000 What is a powdered wig?

01:49:58.000 They're all white?

01:49:58.000 I think so.

01:49:58.000 I think probably, yeah.

01:49:59.000 Why'd they wear that shit? 1.00

01:50:00.000 They powder them white? 1.00

01:50:00.000 Yeah, why do they have powdered wigs? 1.00

01:50:02.000 Like, Google that.

01:50:03.000 That's a crazy, like, crazy tradition.

01:50:06.000 Yeah, who was like, yeah, that looks tight, bro.

01:50:08.000 Well, they still wear them, bro, in England.

01:50:10.000 No.

01:50:10.000 Not only do they wear them, they wear them super obvious, where, like, you can see their hair underneath.

01:50:14.000 Hey, put a little effort into it, bud.

01:50:16.000 The powder made them white.

01:50:17.000 Oh.

01:50:18.000 Okay.

01:50:19.000 In the 18th century, men's wigs were powdered to give them their distinctive white or off-white color.

01:50:24.000 Women in the 18th century did not wear wigs, but wore... 1.00

01:50:27.000 How do you say that word?

01:50:29.000 Coffure?

01:50:30.000 Coffure?

01:50:31.000 Supplemented by artificial hair or hair from...

01:50:34.000 Oh, they had a weave. 0.55

01:50:35.000 After 1790, English women seldom powdered their hair. 0.98

01:50:39.000 Why do people wear powdered wigs?

01:50:41.000 Click on that, mental floss. 0.99

01:50:42.000 Yeah, why the fuck would they do it? 0.99

01:50:43.000 Why did they? 0.99

01:50:45.000 What is that?

01:50:46.000 Perukes. 0.75

01:50:48.000 Powdered wigs called perukes were all the rage. 1.00

01:50:50.000 Look at that fucking wig! 1.00

01:50:51.000 They would wear the goofiest wigs. 1.00

01:50:53.000 They were like 1970s rockers.

01:50:57.000 How weird.

01:50:58.000 Sentries, powdered wigs called perukes were all the rage. 0.96

01:51:01.000 The chic...

01:51:02.000 How do you say that?

01:51:03.000 Chick. 0.98

01:51:04.000 It's chic, right?

01:51:05.000 Hairpiece, because I always hear chic.

01:51:07.000 I don't really read it that often.

01:51:09.000 Chic hairpiece would never become popular, however, if it hadn't been for a venereal disease... 0.96

01:51:14.000 A pair of self-conscious kings and poor hair hygiene.

01:51:18.000 Well, the Peruk story begins, like many others, with syphilis.

01:51:22.000 Standard.

01:51:23.000 1580, the STD had become the worst epidemic to strike Europe since the Black Death.

01:51:28.000 Oh my God. 0.99

01:51:29.000 These people were all fucking each other to death. 1.00

01:51:32.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:51:32.000 According to William... 1.00

01:51:33.000 How do you say that name?

01:51:34.000 Klaus?

01:51:35.000 Klaus?

01:51:51.000 Jesus Christ.

01:51:53.000 Baldness swept the land. 0.98

01:51:55.000 Whoa.

01:51:55.000 So they started rocking these things.

01:51:57.000 At the time, hair loss was a one-way ticket to public embarrassment.

01:52:01.000 Long hair was a trendy status symbol and a bald dome could stain any reputation because they knew you had syphilis.

01:52:08.000 Oh my god.

01:52:09.000 When Samuel Pepe's brother acquired syphilis, the diarist, what is that word? 0.99

01:52:15.000 Diarist?

01:52:15.000 He writes diaries for a living?

01:52:17.000 Is that what he does?

01:52:18.000 Or is he in the dairy business?

01:52:20.000 I got the first one.

01:52:21.000 Well, we'll Google it after we read this.

01:52:23.000 Okay.

01:52:24.000 The diarist wrote, If my brother lives, he will not be able to show his head, which will be a very great shame to me.

01:52:31.000 Wow.

01:52:32.000 Hair was that big of a deal.

01:52:34.000 What did they do back then?

01:52:36.000 Well, yeah, that's true.

01:52:37.000 In the Bible, you know, God sent some bears to kill some kids because they made fun of this dude for being bald.

01:52:44.000 That was part of the Bible. 1.00

01:52:45.000 Some dark shit. 0.99

01:52:46.000 So, Louis XIV hired 48 wig makers to save his image. 0.99

01:52:53.000 Five years later, Louis XIV was only 17 when his mops started thinning.

01:52:59.000 God, terrible genetics.

01:53:01.000 Yeah, not good.

01:53:04.000 Louis's cousin, Charles II, did the same thing when his hair started going to gray.

01:53:09.000 Both men likely had syphilis.

01:53:11.000 Genetics.

01:53:12.000 Courtiers?

01:53:14.000 I don't know what that word is.

01:53:16.000 And other aristocrats immediately copied the two kings.

01:53:19.000 Ah, interesting.

01:53:22.000 They sported wigs and the style trickled down to the upper middle class.

01:53:26.000 Europe's newest fad was born. 0.86

01:53:28.000 The cost of wigs increased and perukes became a scheme for flaunting wealth. 0.99

01:53:34.000 An everyday wig cost about 25 shillings a week pay.

01:53:38.000 Wow.

01:53:39.000 For a common Londoner. 1.00

01:53:40.000 So a couple grand for this fucking wig. 0.99

01:53:42.000 The bill for large, elaborate perooks ballooned to as high as 800 shillings. 1.00

01:53:49.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:53:50.000 The word bigwig was coined to describe snobs who could afford big, puffy perooks.

01:53:58.000 Still use that word.

01:53:59.000 Wow!

01:53:59.000 Poofy.

01:54:00.000 He's a big wig. 0.98

01:54:00.000 That's crazy. 0.98

01:54:02.000 That was from the 1700s.

01:54:03.000 When Lewis and Charles died, wigs stayed around.

01:54:07.000 It's like some story time with Rogan.

01:54:09.000 This is crazy.

01:54:10.000 Perukes remained popular because they were so practical.

01:54:12.000 They were so practical.

01:54:14.000 That's what I say about wigs. 1.00

01:54:15.000 They're so practical.

01:54:16.000 It just makes sense.

01:54:17.000 It's just a thing to do.

01:54:19.000 At the time, head lice.

01:54:20.000 Oh, wow.

01:54:21.000 Head lice were everywhere.

01:54:23.000 And nitpicking was painful and time-consuming.

01:54:26.000 Wigs, however, curbed the problem.

01:54:28.000 Lice stopped infesting people's hair, which had to be shaved for the peruke to fit. 1.00

01:54:34.000 So everybody shaved their head and wore a wig.

01:54:36.000 Lice had no home.

01:54:37.000 They camped out on the wigs instead.

01:54:39.000 Delousing a wig was much easier than delousing a head of hair.

01:54:43.000 You send the dirty hair piece to a wig maker who would boil the wig and remove the nits.

01:54:49.000 That's where nitpicking came from.

01:54:51.000 The term nitpicking came from picking lice out of wigs.

01:54:55.000 You were dropping some knowledge. 1.00

01:54:57.000 Damn! 1.00

01:54:57.000 This is just like when Callum does that segment on your show. 1.00

01:55:00.000 Dropping knowledge.

01:55:01.000 First of all, you've got to rename that.

01:55:03.000 But you didn't make it up.

01:55:04.000 Immediately.

01:55:04.000 You've got to rename that immediately.

01:55:06.000 You cannot say dropping knowledge.

01:55:08.000 You just can't.

01:55:09.000 You need to call him up.

01:55:10.000 We should call him up right now.

01:55:11.000 Hey, Brian.

01:55:12.000 Hey, Brian.

01:55:13.000 We've been talking.

01:55:14.000 There's no more dropping knowledge. 0.96

01:55:15.000 It's wonderful that you're sharing these little tidbits of information, but to announce that they're going to be there in a segment and say, we're going to drop knowledge now, and then Hunter Matz pops up out of the ground like a fucking jack-in-the-box. 0.79

01:55:26.000 Or he just regurgitates what Hunter said.

01:55:28.000 He's like, what's up?

01:55:30.000 No, I have to do it.

01:55:31.000 You can't drop knowledge.

01:55:32.000 Dude, I have to do it so listeners, if they don't like that, to fast forward.

01:55:35.000 Otherwise, they'll just spring it on you.

01:55:37.000 So it's kind of like, you know, it's almost like an ad read.

01:55:40.000 So if you dig it, cool, here it comes.

01:55:42.000 Is this his idea or yours?

01:55:43.000 It's mine, because I was getting sick of getting dropped knowledge on.

01:55:48.000 It was mine.

01:55:48.000 Interesting.

01:55:49.000 So you told him to start it off as a segment?

01:55:51.000 No, no, no.

01:55:51.000 Some of them are really funny, right?

01:55:53.000 Some are fun, yeah.

01:55:54.000 Sometimes.

01:55:55.000 Is it a problem that you used to do it in every episode?

01:55:57.000 Is that what it is?

01:55:58.000 Yeah, so we'd be in the middle of talking about wigs and be like, you know, in France in 1940. And then we'd go off on this thing and kind of derail the show.

01:56:08.000 Sometimes that's interesting, though.

01:56:09.000 If he told you that, he'd be like, what?

01:56:12.000 That'd be great, but he sprinkles in some stuff where people are like, that's not true, man.

01:56:16.000 Oh, it's not true stuff?

01:56:17.000 Yeah.

01:56:18.000 What's the not true stuff?

01:56:19.000 You know, it just depends on the episode.

01:56:22.000 Interesting.

01:56:22.000 Yeah, it just depends.

01:56:23.000 So I figured I might as well just label it so fans know what's happening right now.

01:56:27.000 I'm not a fan of segments in anything.

01:56:30.000 When everybody goes, okay, now we're going to go to the let's pretend you're a Mexican game. 0.97

01:56:36.000 I'm not...

01:56:37.000 I'm not a fan.

01:56:38.000 I'm not a fan of a thing that people do in the middle of a show.

01:56:42.000 Well, I mean, for ours, we'll have our banter back and forth like we have.

01:56:46.000 Not for three hours, because we don't do it every day, but we'll do it...

01:56:49.000 You know, if you had the same person every single day, it's tough to come up with three hours of material.

01:56:54.000 Dude, you and I could do a podcast every day for three hours.

01:56:56.000 Different animal, Joe.

01:56:58.000 You and I, we're some professional podcasters here. 1.00

01:57:01.000 We're good at talking shit. 1.00

01:57:02.000 That's what we do. 1.00

01:57:03.000 What are you saying?

01:57:04.000 Cal is not?

01:57:04.000 How dare you?

01:57:05.000 No, I'm not saying that.

01:57:07.000 That's what he's saying.

01:57:07.000 No, I'm not saying that.

01:57:08.000 You know what he's saying?

01:57:09.000 I'm not saying that.

01:57:10.000 We're into the same things.

01:57:11.000 You and I are into the same things.

01:57:12.000 Cal's into, you know...

01:57:14.000 But I'm in a lot of the same things that Callen's into, too.

01:57:16.000 Yeah, I'm going down a weird road.

01:57:17.000 You know what?

01:57:18.000 Listen.

01:57:19.000 Listen, bro.

01:57:20.000 Listen.

01:57:21.000 Callen's a fascinating man.

01:57:22.000 He is.

01:57:23.000 But with the current events, it gives us...

01:57:25.000 You know why I started current events?

01:57:27.000 What?

01:57:27.000 Callen doesn't keep up with current events.

01:57:29.000 He wouldn't know whatever today's current event was.

01:57:32.000 Something happened with pop culture.

01:57:34.000 He has no idea what's going on in the world, because he's so into history.

01:57:38.000 That's where Jamie comes in.

01:57:39.000 Exactly. 0.76

01:57:39.000 Especially if it's black Twitter. 0.76

01:57:41.000 Yes.

01:57:41.000 He is just on the ball.

01:57:44.000 So I'm kind of like, yeah, so exactly.

01:57:46.000 So the idea is like, Jamie introduced you to certain stuff. 0.97

01:57:49.000 Like with sports, like Cal doesn't see on stuff, you know, whatever the fuck he does. 1.00

01:57:54.000 So I'm like, man, you didn't know, you know, Bieber flashed his dick? 1.00

01:57:57.000 He's like, I have no idea. 0.99

01:57:58.000 Well, he's into books and stuff, which is admirable.

01:58:01.000 But that's why the show works, is he's into his thing, I'm into my thing, and then we cross-pollinate.

01:58:06.000 Right.

01:58:06.000 Cross-pollinate.

01:58:07.000 Cross-pollinate. 0.93

01:58:07.000 But is he, how much is Brian into like MMA these days? 0.93

01:58:11.000 I don't know.

01:58:13.000 And that's one of the reasons why I started my own show, because I'd be like, hey, did you watch that fight?

01:58:16.000 We'd cover it.

01:58:17.000 And he'd be like, no, I didn't see it.

01:58:18.000 Or he'd just see the highlights.

01:58:19.000 And I'm like, dude, I'm getting balls deep into this.

01:58:22.000 Well, you kind of have to if you're the fighter and the kid, and you grow this giant MMA population of listeners.

01:58:29.000 Yeah, but for whatever reason, maybe he's busy or something, he doesn't see the fights.

01:58:32.000 It's tough when...

01:58:34.000 And that's how my show started.

01:58:35.000 I'd be breaking down a fight, getting pretty intricate into it, and he'd go, so...

01:58:40.000 Beginner's question where I couldn't really get into it.

01:58:43.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

01:58:43.000 Oh, we gotta let these motherfuckers know this Saturday is January 2nd. 0.99

01:58:47.000 September 2nd. 1.00

01:58:49.000 January.

01:58:49.000 Did I say January?

01:58:50.000 Yeah, you did.

01:58:51.000 Because I'm thinking of whose fight.

01:58:53.000 I'm sorry.

01:58:53.000 I'm triple tasking.

01:58:55.000 Podcasting, thinking, and going through my phone.

01:58:56.000 And taxing.

01:58:57.000 No.

01:58:58.000 This Saturday, the second is UFC Fight Night.

01:59:01.000 It's Stefan Struve versus, who is it?

01:59:03.000 Pull it up. 0.99

01:59:05.000 We're going to have a motherfucking fight companion. 0.99

01:59:08.000 That's the point, ladies and gentlemen. 0.99

01:59:09.000 We're doing the companion?

01:59:11.000 But we are not going to do a companion for Edmonton.

01:59:14.000 Because I, that's, why do they still have Jermaine Durand and me on there?

01:59:18.000 She's fighting.

01:59:19.000 She pulled out of the fight. 0.99

01:59:19.000 Did she? 0.99

01:59:20.000 She got injured.

01:59:21.000 She got injured again?

01:59:22.000 Yes.

01:59:22.000 She pulled out.

01:59:24.000 Unspecified reasons.

01:59:25.000 But it's speculated it's an injury.

01:59:27.000 Speculate.

01:59:28.000 Hashtag still scared.

01:59:29.000 Hashtag maybe.

01:59:31.000 Hashtag cyborgs gonna be attending.

01:59:34.000 Yeah.

01:59:36.000 Okay.

01:59:36.000 Gets replacement.

01:59:37.000 Late replacement for injured Jermaine Durandamy.

01:59:41.000 Talita de Oliveira has apparently agreed to step in on short notice.

01:59:45.000 Who is she? 0.99

01:59:46.000 Have you seen her fight before?

01:59:47.000 No.

01:59:47.000 Let me see the rest of the card, Jamie.

01:59:48.000 Yeah, let's go back to the card.

01:59:50.000 Alright, here we go.

01:59:51.000 What's the full card here?

01:59:54.000 Volkov.

01:59:55.000 Yeah.

01:59:55.000 Volkov was the Bellator champ.

01:59:57.000 Yeah.

01:59:57.000 He was very good, too, man.

01:59:58.000 And his last fight, he beat Roy Nelson.

02:00:01.000 It's kind of a light card.

02:00:03.000 Yeah.

02:00:04.000 I'm just being honest.

02:00:05.000 Yeah, light would be an understatement.

02:00:08.000 Yeah, I agree.

02:00:08.000 Light, light.

02:00:10.000 Ooh, but wait a minute.

02:00:11.000 Maribov Tysimov is fighting.

02:00:13.000 And then you also got Kalibov.

02:00:17.000 Yeah.

02:00:19.000 Click on that Tysimov fight.

02:00:22.000 He's been out of the UFC for a while.

02:00:24.000 He's in the UFC Fight Pass prelims.

02:00:25.000 There you go right there.

02:00:26.000 Bam.

02:00:26.000 Yeah.

02:00:27.000 Felipe Silva.

02:00:30.000 Marebek Tysimov is a very good fighter.

02:00:32.000 He's very good.

02:00:33.000 That's gonna be an interesting fight.

02:00:35.000 I don't know too much about Felipe Silva.

02:00:37.000 But this is Rotterdam, right?

02:00:40.000 That's where this is taking place.

02:00:41.000 That main event would be fun.

02:00:42.000 Is Calentown?

02:00:44.000 I think so.

02:00:46.000 We gotta get Eddie Bravo drunk and bring up conspiracies.

02:00:48.000 Yes!

02:00:50.000 Yes!

02:00:51.000 That never happens.

02:00:53.000 Oh, Barbarina is fighting. 1.00

02:00:55.000 That's...

02:00:55.000 Who's he fighting?

02:00:57.000 Right next to that one.

02:00:58.000 That's Barbarina. 1.00

02:01:01.000 Brian Barbarina, Leon Edwards.

02:01:03.000 Jamaica.

02:01:04.000 Bam Bam.

02:01:05.000 Yeah, you know, it's a light card, but I will watch it. 1.00

02:01:08.000 Barbarina's a tough motherfucker. 1.00

02:01:09.000 I like watching him fight. 1.00

02:01:10.000 Yeah.

02:01:11.000 That should be interesting.

02:01:12.000 Yeah, it'll be fun. 0.99

02:01:14.000 Speaking of Fight Pass, did you see your boy Snoop Dogg talking shit to Conor McGregor? 0.99

02:01:20.000 No. 1.00

02:01:21.000 So embarrassing.

02:01:23.000 What did he do?

02:01:23.000 Oh my god.

02:01:24.000 Can you bring that up, Jamie?

02:01:25.000 To his face? 0.98

02:01:27.000 How the UFC doesn't go, get the fuck up. 0.99

02:01:28.000 To his face? 0.97

02:01:29.000 No, he put blasts out on the Instagram. 1.00

02:01:31.000 Fuck you, Conor. 1.00

02:01:32.000 That's what happens, you little bitch. 1.00

02:01:34.000 Oh, no. 1.00

02:01:36.000 Snoop Dogg trashes Conor McGregor in profane tirade.

02:01:40.000 Really?

02:01:41.000 Okay, let's hear this.

02:01:42.000 One million views, by the way.

02:01:44.000 Powerful Snoop Dogg. 0.92

02:01:45.000 15-0, nigga! 1.00

02:01:47.000 The motherfucking champ, nigga! 1.00

02:01:50.000 15-0! 1.00

02:01:51.000 Fuck that motherfucking punk-ass McGregor, you bitch! 1.00

02:01:54.000 Fuck him! 1.00

02:01:56.000 Motherfucking champ, nigga! 1.00

02:01:58.000 Yeah, nigga! 1.00

02:01:59.000 That's what you get for coming to a motherfucking gang fight with a butter knife, you bitch-ass motherfucker! 1.00

02:02:05.000 Fuck you, nigga! 1.00

02:02:06.000 Money team! 1.00

02:02:07.000 Champ, nigga! 1.00

02:02:09.000 Where the party at, Floyd? 0.96

02:02:11.000 He's creative.

02:02:12.000 Yeah!

02:02:14.000 Hi, honey! 0.99

02:02:16.000 Hey! 0.99

02:02:20.000 I got one more rib for you! 1.00

02:02:24.000 Oh no, fuck you! 1.00

02:02:31.000 Well, okay, what happened there? 1.00

02:02:33.000 Did he get schizophrenic?

02:02:34.000 Is he bipolar? 1.00

02:02:35.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00

02:02:36.000 I think he got happy when they said they had one more rib left. 1.00

02:02:40.000 Come on, man.

02:02:41.000 I just don't get when people celebrate the demise.

02:02:44.000 It's not even the demise.

02:02:45.000 The risk he took.

02:02:47.000 It was a fun fight.

02:02:48.000 It was a fun fight.

02:02:49.000 That was a fun fight.

02:02:51.000 Conor brought the fight to Floyd and it made it a fight.

02:02:54.000 It was the biggest fight of all time.

02:02:55.000 Well, Floyd brought the fight to Conor.

02:02:56.000 I mean, Floyd stepped forward with his hands up and moved towards him and constantly created pressure.

02:03:01.000 Conor also came forward, too, man.

02:03:02.000 They both brought it.

02:03:04.000 It was a very good fight.

02:03:05.000 It was very entertaining.

02:03:06.000 Very entertaining.

02:03:06.000 He hit Floyd more than any fighter hit him.

02:03:08.000 And I think the right result took place.

02:03:10.000 A specialist, the greatest specialist of all time, beat a guy who is just not at his league when it comes to that specialty.

02:03:18.000 You know, I mean, I think that's what we should have seen.

02:03:22.000 And I think it was good for everybody.

02:03:23.000 I think it was great for Floyd because it was the most entertaining Floyd fight ever.

02:03:28.000 I agree.

02:03:29.000 It was a great...

02:03:31.000 Opportunity for him to showcase his ability and to show everybody what he can do.

02:03:36.000 And get the 50th win.

02:03:37.000 Get the 50th win.

02:03:38.000 And for Conor, he got to show people that he can hang, until he gets tired, he can hang pretty well with the best fighter of all time.

02:03:46.000 This is what else I think is cool, is Conor's going to take those boxing skills and now bring it to the UFC. And he's been on...

02:03:54.000 There's no fight the UFC can throw to him that's going to be bigger.

02:03:59.000 There's just nothing.

02:04:00.000 You're not going to rattle him.

02:04:01.000 The moment can't get big enough for him.

02:04:03.000 So now, unless they give him John Jones, Brock Lesnar, like a tag team, some weird random shit, which would be awesome.

02:04:08.000 However, there's nothing they can do.

02:04:10.000 So now he learns from this, and he's a guy who learns from his losses, and brings that to the UFC. I think he maybe has one, maybe two left, but still.

02:04:18.000 You think so?

02:04:19.000 Yeah.

02:04:19.000 I don't see him doing it.

02:04:20.000 I mean, when you have $100 million in the bank, he even said, he goes, unless I fuck things up, I should be set for life and my kids and their kids should be set for life.

02:04:27.000 And he's very self-conscious of the repercussions of sticking around too long.

02:04:34.000 He had a buddy.

02:04:34.000 He was a tenant fight.

02:04:35.000 A guy died.

02:04:36.000 So, you know, I don't see him.

02:04:38.000 This is the other thing.

02:04:39.000 With John being out...

02:04:41.000 Now all the chips are in Connor's corner.

02:04:43.000 He's the only superstar, legit superstar in town.

02:04:46.000 He's like, listen, you want me to fight again?

02:04:48.000 I know that's the old contract.

02:04:49.000 That's what I'm worth.

02:04:50.000 What do you guys want to do?

02:04:51.000 It's the only way it's going to happen. 1.00

02:04:53.000 Damn. 0.99

02:04:53.000 There is no second. 0.99

02:04:55.000 Who else is number two?

02:04:57.000 Name a number two, Joe.

02:04:58.000 Honestly, it might be Stipe.

02:05:00.000 And that's not even...

02:05:02.000 I mean, he's the heavyweight champ.

02:05:03.000 I mean, at least there's something to it.

02:05:05.000 And it's not even close.

02:05:07.000 They're not even the same realm.

02:05:08.000 They're not even the same side of the planet.

02:05:09.000 I'm talking as far as the draw.

02:05:11.000 Yeah, who else is there?

02:05:12.000 Who?

02:05:13.000 Bisping?

02:05:15.000 Who?

02:05:15.000 George St. Pierre, once he fights Bisping?

02:05:17.000 If George wins?

02:05:18.000 I think people are going to be a little disappointed with the George numbers.

02:05:20.000 I don't think he's going to be as strong as you think.

02:05:22.000 I think the people that were George St. Pierre fans, that's a long time ago.

02:05:28.000 Over four years ago.

02:05:29.000 And the sport is a different sport now.

02:05:31.000 You're talking about a lot of younger people now that are just getting into it.

02:05:34.000 Like, this old guy's fighting?

02:05:35.000 Cool, and he's fighting Bisping?

02:05:36.000 Doesn't really make sense.

02:05:37.000 What happened to the other guys?

02:05:37.000 I read this...

02:05:40.000 Douchey preview of the fight.

02:05:41.000 It was so douchey. 0.99

02:05:43.000 See, the thing about the UFC getting bigger, it's these fucking sports guys who write these really creatively negative articles. 0.98

02:05:54.000 And it was about the Bisping and George C. Pierre fight. 0.97

02:05:58.000 Oh, I thought you were saying you had to read a promo for the fight.

02:05:59.000 No, no, no.

02:06:00.000 I read it online.

02:06:00.000 Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

02:06:01.000 No, no, no.

02:06:02.000 Not me.

02:06:02.000 I don't read promos.

02:06:04.000 When you see those promos, there's nothing red.

02:06:05.000 That's always from the top of the joint.

02:06:07.000 100%.

02:06:07.000 I don't have a plan.

02:06:09.000 I just say exactly what I think about the fights.

02:06:11.000 So when I do those...

02:06:13.000 That's the best way to do it.

02:06:14.000 And I remember you telling me that.

02:06:15.000 So when Showtime wanted me to cut a promo right before the fight, I was like, let me just sit down and do it, man.

02:06:19.000 Just don't tell me what to do.

02:06:20.000 Let me just go.

02:06:21.000 Let me think about what is at stake.

02:06:23.000 What this fight really means.

02:06:25.000 What's it mean to me?

02:06:26.000 How do I feel about it?

02:06:27.000 Let me just go, man.

02:06:28.000 And that'll shine through.

02:06:30.000 You know, like when you talk about certain moments that you've seen out of a fighter that shows how special they really are.

02:06:38.000 And gets me excited.

02:06:39.000 Yeah, like when you talk about Anderson when he front-kicked Vitor Belfort in the face.

02:06:43.000 It was an electric moment, you know, that he's capable of doing these movements that just look so much faster and so much more accurate than you expected.

02:06:52.000 You know, Anderson in his prime, some of his performances, man, were just so stunning.

02:06:56.000 Now, when I'm talking about that guy, like, I don't need a script.

02:06:59.000 Tell me what?

02:07:01.000 I know more than you guys do.

02:07:02.000 Who wrote this?

02:07:02.000 No, no, I'll tell you what I feel about it.

02:07:04.000 Nobody ever wrote anything for me.

02:07:05.000 No, yeah.

02:07:05.000 I've been doing it that way from the beginning.

02:07:07.000 That's why it comes off so good.

02:07:09.000 Yeah, when you hear a guy like reading off a teleprompter in the beginning of a fight, like in the promo of the fight, like when they're talking about what's happening, what's at stake, it just doesn't feel right.

02:07:19.000 Even if it's like kind of crazy talk like Teddy Atlas.

02:07:24.000 Like when Teddy Atlas...

02:07:25.000 You see, it's real though.

02:07:26.000 It's real.

02:07:27.000 You gotta have real. 0.99

02:07:28.000 It's some crazy shit, but it's real. 0.99

02:07:29.000 Reading off teleprompters is just brutal. 0.99

02:07:31.000 What was the thing you read though with Bisping and Gisby?

02:07:34.000 Just breaking down the fight?

02:07:35.000 It was just some douchey sports guy article about it, and I was like, ah, saying that George St. Pierre was getting off his rocking chair to come out.

02:07:43.000 And Brown kicks some nobody in the head.

02:07:45.000 I'm like, no, no.

02:07:46.000 He's coming out to fight George St. Pierre, who is...

02:07:50.000 That card is stacked.

02:07:52.000 George St. Pierre, rather, is coming out of retirement to fight Michael Bisping, who is the UFC middleweight fucking champion of the world. 0.95

02:07:58.000 Legit middleweight. 0.83

02:07:59.000 He took it from Luke Rockhold.

02:08:01.000 You can say what you want, but he still took the belt.

02:08:03.000 You go out, but he only defended against Dan Henderson.

02:08:05.000 So what?

02:08:06.000 Who cares?

02:08:06.000 He did.

02:08:06.000 He beat him.

02:08:07.000 He did.

02:08:08.000 Yeah, he's a legit, straight lineage, 185 pound champ of the world, you know?

02:08:15.000 When I see that fight, I just...

02:08:16.000 Again, going on my tours and seeing the actual reaction face-to-face with fans when I talk about it, it's very lukewarm.

02:08:25.000 What do you guys think?

02:08:26.000 We've got to wait for Robert Whittaker to heal up.

02:08:28.000 He's the interim champ.

02:08:30.000 And that's going to be a while. 0.99

02:08:31.000 His knee's pretty fucked, apparently. 0.98

02:08:32.000 So he's got to heal up his knee. 0.98

02:08:34.000 And once that's done, then you get to see what happens after Bisping fights GSP. Here's the thing, though.

02:08:41.000 And I love Bisping.

02:08:43.000 I wish he was a bigger draw, but Bisping vs.

02:08:45.000 Yoel, not huge ratings.

02:08:46.000 Bisping vs.

02:08:47.000 Robert Whittaker, not huge ratings.

02:08:49.000 There's nothing he can really do there.

02:08:50.000 Who's Luke Rockhold fighting again?

02:08:52.000 He's fighting David Branch.

02:08:54.000 That's right.

02:08:55.000 That's an interesting fight.

02:08:57.000 That's September, what, the 16th or something like that?

02:09:00.000 Yeah.

02:09:01.000 David Brandt from World Series, his first fight in the UFC was terrible, but it's also his first in a long time.

02:09:07.000 He was the World Series champion at light heavyweight and middleweight.

02:09:10.000 Yeah.

02:09:10.000 So, you know.

02:09:11.000 Gerald Harris knocked him out with a slam in his first UFC fight way back in the day.

02:09:16.000 He had a rough UFC career.

02:09:18.000 Yeah.

02:09:18.000 And then left, you know, did work in World Series.

02:09:21.000 You know, for Luke Rockwell, I think it's more of him just getting back into things.

02:09:24.000 Right.

02:09:25.000 Yeah.

02:09:26.000 But he can't take this kid light.

02:09:27.000 No.

02:09:28.000 No, Luke's so talented, man.

02:09:29.000 Yeah, he is so talented. 1.00

02:09:30.000 Luke's fucking silly talented. 0.99

02:09:32.000 Yeah, David Branch has won a lot of fights in a row. 0.99

02:09:35.000 Lost to Anthony Johnson by decision.

02:09:37.000 That's pretty crazy.

02:09:39.000 Lost to...

02:09:40.000 Lost as a light heavyweight to Anthony Johnson.

02:09:42.000 Go up to...

02:09:42.000 Paul Harris ripped his leg off.

02:09:44.000 Did he?

02:09:44.000 Yeah.

02:09:45.000 He caught him?

02:09:45.000 Oh, yeah.

02:09:46.000 In World Series of Fighting?

02:09:47.000 Yeah, there you go.

02:09:48.000 No, UFC. Oh, that's right.

02:09:51.000 He got a heel hook quick. 0.69

02:09:52.000 Bad.

02:09:52.000 Yeah.

02:09:53.000 And he's a black belt on the ground, too. 0.90

02:09:55.000 Second round, huh?

02:09:56.000 144. Hmm.

02:09:58.000 I felt like I was the first round.

02:09:59.000 UFC 116. Did he fight Paul Harris more than once?

02:10:03.000 No.

02:10:04.000 Just one time.

02:10:04.000 Yeah.

02:10:05.000 Okay.

02:10:05.000 Gerald Harris.

02:10:06.000 That's what it is.

02:10:07.000 Gerald Harris knocked him out in UFC 116. Lesnar versus Carwin.

02:10:11.000 Wow.

02:10:12.000 That's a while ago. 0.99

02:10:13.000 Fuck yeah, it was. 0.99

02:10:14.000 That's right. 1.00

02:10:14.000 KO slam. 1.00

02:10:15.000 Yeah, I remember that.

02:10:17.000 Because I think that got knocked out of the night because I thought I was going to get it.

02:10:20.000 Because that was...

02:10:20.000 Really?

02:10:21.000 That got knocked out of the night?

02:10:22.000 A slam?

02:10:22.000 I'm pretty sure that KO slam, he got an award for that.

02:10:25.000 Interesting.

02:10:26.000 So go up?

02:10:27.000 Go up?

02:10:28.000 All the way to the top?

02:10:29.000 He has his hands full with Luke Ross.

02:10:31.000 Yes, he does.

02:10:32.000 So he beat Vinny Magalese, who's a phenomenal submission artist.

02:10:37.000 Who else did he beat?

02:10:38.000 Christoph Jokto, who's a decent fighter.

02:10:41.000 Jokto was ranked 9 at the time or 10 at the time, but that just shows you where the middleweight division is.

02:10:45.000 Split decision, though.

02:10:46.000 He beat Okami.

02:10:48.000 Yeah, but Yushin Okami has never been the same.

02:10:51.000 He beat Jesse Taylor, who's the champ.

02:10:54.000 But Yushin Okami, after he got stopped by...

02:10:59.000 Tim Boach.

02:11:00.000 Tim Boach, and then he got stopped by Jacare.

02:11:02.000 He got brutally stopped.

02:11:03.000 Then he left.

02:11:05.000 Yeah, he just wasn't the same.

02:11:06.000 And all of that is after Anderson.

02:11:09.000 Correct.

02:11:09.000 But, I mean, you look at David Branch compared to Luke Rockhold's lineup, it's insane.

02:11:14.000 Luke Rockhold's, I mean, big difference.

02:11:15.000 No, this is a terrible matchup for David Branch.

02:11:19.000 Unless he can rise to the occasion.

02:11:22.000 It's a big if. 0.99

02:11:23.000 They've been talking a lot of shit to each other, too. 1.00

02:11:26.000 Have they? 1.00

02:11:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:11:27.000 Talking a lot of shit. 1.00

02:11:29.000 I mean, look at Rockhold, Weidman, Machida, Bisping, Boach, Philippou. 1.00

02:11:34.000 He hasn't fought since December of 2000, oh, January of 2016. June, sorry.

02:11:39.000 It's been a while, man.

02:11:41.000 And then before that, he's on the McGregor card when he fought Weidman, McGregor, Aldo.

02:11:45.000 That was the best performance of his career. 0.98

02:11:48.000 Beat the shit out of him. 0.98

02:11:49.000 It was a close fight, though, before that. 0.98

02:11:51.000 I thought Leo Machido, he looked his best.

02:11:54.000 Yeah. 0.96

02:11:55.000 He also fucked Bisping up. 0.98

02:11:56.000 Remember he choked him out with one arm? 0.99

02:11:58.000 Yeah.

02:11:58.000 He head kicked him and choked him out with one arm?

02:11:59.000 He caught him with that question mark kick.

02:12:01.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:12:02.000 And then Tim Bosch, he fucked him up with an inverted triangle Kimura. 0.89

02:12:08.000 Yeah. 0.93

02:12:10.000 That Costa-Filippu fight?

02:12:12.000 Yeah, they got to talk Costa into walking out to take that fight.

02:12:16.000 Really?

02:12:16.000 Yeah.

02:12:17.000 Why not?

02:12:17.000 He was over it.

02:12:19.000 He didn't want to fight anymore.

02:12:19.000 And my manager was like, dude, if you don't walk out there, this will taint your career for the rest of your life.

02:12:23.000 Wow.

02:12:24.000 And he was literally not going to fight.

02:12:26.000 He was like, I'm not going there.

02:12:27.000 Calling his name.

02:12:27.000 He's like, I'm not going.

02:12:29.000 Wow. 0.99

02:12:29.000 And Lex McMahon was like, you better get your ass out there. 0.99

02:12:32.000 I'm telling you, you're going to regret this for the rest of your life if you don't go out there. 0.98

02:12:35.000 Why did he not want to go out there?

02:12:37.000 I think he was just over it.

02:12:38.000 The nerves, everything.

02:12:39.000 He was like, I don't want to do this anymore.

02:12:40.000 And Luke Rockhold was like, here, let me help you.

02:12:42.000 Gish, lever kick.

02:12:43.000 Get out of here.

02:12:44.000 That's the business we're in. 1.00

02:12:47.000 Oh shit, you don't want to go out there. 0.99

02:12:48.000 Well, there's a decision that people make when they've taken too much punishment and then they just can't get excited about performing anymore. 1.00

02:12:54.000 They can't get excited about competing anymore. 0.96

02:12:57.000 There's a decision that people make where once they make that decision, you gotta just get out because you will never be the guy that you were when you didn't give a fuck and you were hungry and young and you're gonna run into that guy. 0.93

02:13:08.000 You're gonna run into that guy, that guy that was you. 0.96

02:13:10.000 You're gonna run into him.

02:13:11.000 He's there.

02:13:12.000 Yeah.

02:13:15.000 You couldn't even tell.

02:13:16.000 Costa Philippou looked normal in that fight.

02:13:17.000 It looks like he was trying to win.

02:13:18.000 I think once you get in there, it's kind of fight or flight, you know?

02:13:21.000 Yeah, I mean, it goes back to his instinct.

02:13:23.000 Oh, boy.

02:13:23.000 Luke Rockhold, that's a very good left kick to the body, man.

02:13:25.000 He's great.

02:13:26.000 Oh, that's a legal kick.

02:13:27.000 It's legal. 0.91

02:13:28.000 Kick to the body when you're on the ground is legal. 0.71

02:13:29.000 Ah, man, that kind of hit his head, but yeah.

02:13:32.000 Did it?

02:13:32.000 Yeah.

02:13:33.000 Go back to the game.

02:13:33.000 Grazed up.

02:13:35.000 At the very end of it?

02:13:38.000 Powerful, Vimeo.

02:13:38.000 Not that it mattered.

02:13:39.000 How's this legally online?

02:13:42.000 Oh, how dare you.

02:13:43.000 See?

02:13:43.000 Oh, yeah, you're right.

02:13:44.000 Right behind the shoulder blade.

02:13:45.000 That's legal.

02:13:46.000 Yeah.

02:13:47.000 It's kind of weird that you could do that.

02:13:49.000 Can you stomp the body when it goes down?

02:13:51.000 No.

02:13:51.000 Not really, right?

02:13:51.000 No.

02:13:52.000 You can axe kick, though.

02:13:53.000 Oh, that's right.

02:13:55.000 But can you, like, push stomp kick? 1.00

02:13:57.000 That's such bullshit, isn't it? 0.99

02:13:58.000 Can you, like, you can't go down stomp, but can you stomp forward? 1.00

02:14:03.000 You can do it on your feet.

02:14:04.000 Yeah, because it's kind of like a front kick.

02:14:05.000 Yeah, it's weird. 0.99

02:14:06.000 It's kind of dumb, right? 0.98

02:14:07.000 It's weird. 0.97

02:14:08.000 Anyways, I think, I like David Bransford.

02:14:10.000 I think Luke Merkson.

02:14:12.000 Interesting.

02:14:13.000 But again, Luke's not a huge pay-per-view draw.

02:14:15.000 Like, if you're the UFC and John being out, you're like, yeah, Luke has every reason he should be.

02:14:19.000 I don't get it.

02:14:20.000 But with John being out, just go through the champs.

02:14:23.000 They got Mighty Mouse.

02:14:24.000 Ain't happening.

02:14:24.000 No time, baby.

02:14:25.000 No time.

02:14:26.000 They're banking on no time.

02:14:27.000 No time's coming up.

02:14:28.000 So we had two fights.

02:14:30.000 He's had four, right?

02:14:31.000 In the UFC? Yeah, he's had four.

02:14:33.000 I think he's had...

02:14:35.000 He fought Misha.

02:14:37.000 No.

02:14:38.000 Sir Kunov.

02:14:38.000 He had fights before.

02:14:39.000 Stopped him.

02:14:40.000 He stopped...

02:14:45.000 How many fights does he have in the UFC? He's not pulling up?

02:14:50.000 It doesn't say?

02:14:51.000 Wikipedia, son.

02:14:52.000 How does it not say?

02:14:53.000 Yeah, just go to his Wikipedia, I guess.

02:14:55.000 I feel like he's had two fights in the UFC. Really?

02:14:57.000 I feel like he's had three.

02:14:59.000 He might have had three.

02:15:00.000 I'm going to say three.

02:15:01.000 You might be right.

02:15:02.000 It's not a lot, though.

02:15:03.000 I agree.

02:15:04.000 It's not a lot.

02:15:06.000 What does it say there?

02:15:07.000 He's had three.

02:15:08.000 Okay, OSP. Damn, split decision, OSP. That's right. 1.00

02:15:11.000 That's right.

02:15:12.000 That's right.

02:15:12.000 That was a fight he took on short notice.

02:15:14.000 I remember that.

02:15:15.000 That was in Houston.

02:15:17.000 That's right.

02:15:18.000 But then he's just been Merk and Gus.

02:15:19.000 God, he's just...

02:15:20.000 But you look at his division, there's just nothing for him.

02:15:23.000 So he has to fight Gus Finner DC. Well, Merk and Misha is not as impressive, although Misha's a very good striker and a very good submission artist.

02:15:31.000 He's really good at submissions.

02:15:32.000 That was like, okay, he caught that dude coming in, clipped him with one punch, knocked him out.

02:15:36.000 That's impressive.

02:15:37.000 But doing it to Jimmy Maniwa, you gotta go, oh, okay. 1.00

02:15:40.000 This guy's fucking for real. 0.99

02:15:42.000 Like, if he could do that to Maniwa, he could do that to a lot of people. 1.00

02:15:45.000 You think?

02:15:45.000 Yeah.

02:15:46.000 I want to see him do it to someone else, too, obviously.

02:15:48.000 You want to see him fight.

02:15:49.000 Next level stuff.

02:15:50.000 You know what I think is going to happen?

02:15:51.000 And I do like him. 1.00

02:15:52.000 Shit, I hope he becomes champ. 0.99

02:15:53.000 Be hilarious for many reasons. 0.99

02:15:55.000 But I think his technique of rushing in like that, you get to a certain level where guys like DC and Gustin go, you want to do what? 0.99

02:16:02.000 And then you get fucked up. 0.97

02:16:04.000 And he's going to have to adapt to it. 0.99

02:16:06.000 But here's the thing about that level.

02:16:07.000 There's levels to this game.

02:16:08.000 Light heavyweight goes...

02:16:11.000 John Jones, Gusvin, DC, and then...

02:16:13.000 Right. 0.99

02:16:15.000 And then second level, and then after that, it's a fucking free-for-all. 0.95

02:16:18.000 Yeah, like, what does DC do now? 0.94

02:16:20.000 Like, if they give him back the title again...

02:16:23.000 But this is the thing, in the public's...

02:16:25.000 Eyes.

02:16:25.000 It's such a tough sell.

02:16:27.000 Like, here's the best light heavyweight in the world.

02:16:29.000 Everyone's like, nope, we've seen him lose twice now.

02:16:32.000 We've seen him get put to sleep by John in the second fight.

02:16:35.000 You want worst case scenario for DC? I think DC's the greatest light heavyweight of all time when you take out John.

02:16:40.000 You want to talk about worst case scenario? 0.99

02:16:41.000 They go, tainted supplement, dick peels again. 0.99

02:16:44.000 Six months of suspension. 0.99

02:16:46.000 We're going to strip the belt from you. 0.98

02:16:47.000 DC, here's the belt.

02:16:48.000 You've got to fight John again in six months.

02:16:51.000 Go get you some.

02:16:52.000 Oh my God. 1.00

02:16:53.000 Give me that goddamn belt back. 1.00

02:16:56.000 Give me my fucking belt back. 1.00

02:17:00.000 Okay, but here's the thing. 0.99

02:17:01.000 We don't know what was really going on now, right?

02:17:05.000 We don't know.

02:17:05.000 With John?

02:17:06.000 Yeah.

02:17:06.000 Now, I think we are allowed to have complete open speculation with zero concern for being respectful.

02:17:16.000 Yes. 0.99

02:17:16.000 I think after the dick pull thing, I go, look, man, they did his party and he was taking some dick pills. 0.99

02:17:20.000 Let's let it go. 1.00

02:17:20.000 Coke? 1.00

02:17:21.000 I don't give a fuck about Coke. 0.99

02:17:22.000 That's not helping you. 0.99

02:17:23.000 Then you hear about this, you go, wait a minute.

02:17:27.000 Something's going on.

02:17:27.000 Okay.

02:17:28.000 What is this?

02:17:29.000 Yeah.

02:17:29.000 I want to know what this is.

02:17:30.000 Because, like, JDS got flagged, right?

02:17:32.000 And they pulled him off Francis Gano.

02:17:34.000 I don't get JDS to go, come on, alright, that's steroids for sure.

02:17:36.000 Because he's had a clean history.

02:17:38.000 Right.

02:17:38.000 With John, it's one thing after another.

02:17:40.000 Well, JDS also got flagged for a diuretic.

02:17:42.000 Yeah, I'm just saying, let's say they didn't say what...

02:17:44.000 And it was trace amounts.

02:17:46.000 Yeah.

02:17:46.000 Trace amounts.

02:17:47.000 But with JDS, I give them benefit of the doubt.

02:17:48.000 Alright, it happened once, whatever.

02:17:50.000 But John, it's like, come on, bro. 0.87

02:17:52.000 And then with the dick pills, a lot of people are like, that's kind of covering up recovery therapy for when you're on testosterone and stuff like that. 0.96

02:18:01.000 That's a little shady. 0.68

02:18:03.000 Whatever, we'll put that to the side.

02:18:04.000 Now it's like, come on, man.

02:18:06.000 Well, this is a weird one, because this one is if he was taking what you describe...

02:18:11.000 As some short-acting, quick-leaving-your-system steroid.

02:18:16.000 Some drug that makes you aggressive.

02:18:18.000 You gotta go, okay.

02:18:19.000 How long was he doing this for?

02:18:21.000 Like, was he doing this during training?

02:18:23.000 Like, did this amp him up?

02:18:25.000 Did this help his work rate?

02:18:26.000 Did this make him more aggressive and more confident in training?

02:18:29.000 Did it add to his confidence when he was fighting?

02:18:31.000 Like, what is this?

02:18:32.000 We don't know.

02:18:33.000 We know that story that Shale Sutton told.

02:18:35.000 You know that story that Shale Sutton told on my podcast about John being under the entire, like, under the octagon?

02:18:41.000 When the USADA came and pissed under the octagon, right?

02:18:44.000 This is what they wanted to do.

02:18:46.000 This was before you had to expose your whereabouts.

02:18:50.000 You didn't have to disclose your whereabouts back then.

02:18:52.000 So when they showed up at the gym, John apparently saw them pull up and went underneath the octagon.

02:19:00.000 He thought they would leave.

02:19:01.000 They didn't leave.

02:19:02.000 They stayed the entire time.

02:19:04.000 And they waited for the gym to close.

02:19:06.000 The gym closed, they shut the lights out, and then John came out of the octagon.

02:19:09.000 Jesus Christ.

02:19:10.000 This is what Chael Sonnen says.

02:19:11.000 Chael's really not a liar either, besides if he's telling he's not taking steroids when he's fighting.

02:19:15.000 Yeah, I don't know if he got it from...

02:19:18.000 I don't know what source Chael's using.

02:19:21.000 He's pretty reliable.

02:19:22.000 Right.

02:19:22.000 He's definitely in the know, right?

02:19:24.000 I agree.

02:19:24.000 I don't know if it's true or not, but it makes you think, like, okay, well, what is that for?

02:19:30.000 Is that for pot?

02:19:32.000 You know?

02:19:32.000 He likes to party.

02:19:33.000 Was he worried about coke?

02:19:34.000 I know, but when there's this much smoke, I'm going to go, what's going on here, man?

02:19:39.000 Right.

02:19:39.000 What is going on?

02:19:41.000 How about Chael Sonnen?

02:19:42.000 We're at the press conference.

02:19:44.000 This is four days before the fight.

02:19:46.000 He's working for, I think, ESPN for the Mayweather stuff.

02:19:49.000 I'm working for Showtime.

02:19:50.000 He comes by and he goes, Yo!

02:19:51.000 Max Cameron didn't take you on that $100,000 bet.

02:19:54.000 He'll win a round or more, right?

02:19:56.000 I went, No.

02:19:56.000 He goes, I'll take it.

02:19:57.000 I went, Chael, you take this bet, you're going to fucking pay me. 1.00

02:20:00.000 He goes, I swear to God I will pay you. 0.99

02:20:01.000 Shakes my hand and goes, If McGregor wins one round or more, you give me $100,000?

02:20:07.000 He goes, Yeah, he's not going to touch him.

02:20:08.000 He's not going to win a round.

02:20:09.000 Cool, man.

02:20:10.000 Shake his hand.

02:20:11.000 Then after the fight, he just texted me yesterday morning.

02:20:14.000 He goes, hey bro, I'll be in LA, I'll drop the cash off.

02:20:17.000 I'm like, you don't have to pay me, man.

02:20:18.000 It's not that serious.

02:20:19.000 What?

02:20:20.000 He was dead serious.

02:20:21.000 I'll drop the cash off, you said no to $100,000?

02:20:24.000 You think he would have said no to you?

02:20:26.000 I do.

02:20:27.000 He would have made you pay.

02:20:28.000 I do. 1.00

02:20:29.000 You're out of your fucking mind. 1.00

02:20:30.000 Nope. 1.00

02:20:30.000 I'm telling you, this type of dude Chael is. 1.00

02:20:32.000 Remember when Chael and Nate fought?

02:20:34.000 Yeah.

02:20:34.000 Nate fell on hard times.

02:20:37.000 Chael sent without...

02:20:38.000 Nate Marquardt, by the way.

02:20:39.000 Nate Marquardt, yeah.

02:20:40.000 Nate fought Nate Diaz?

02:20:41.000 Yeah, sent him a check in the mail.

02:20:43.000 Was like, okay, I know you're going through hard times.

02:20:44.000 Here's some money.

02:20:45.000 So when he helped my friend, he's always had a free pass with me.

02:20:49.000 Always.

02:20:49.000 Wow, that's very nice of you.

02:20:50.000 Yeah.

02:20:51.000 Very nice of you.

02:20:51.000 Muscle Rich.

02:20:52.000 Whoa! 0.71

02:20:53.000 Just kidding.

02:20:54.000 Not Rogan Rich.

02:20:54.000 Whoa!

02:20:55.000 Not Scroogey.

02:20:56.000 Not Scroogey here.

02:20:57.000 Not Conor McGregor, Rich.

02:20:59.000 Who is these days?

02:21:01.000 How about Conor?

02:21:02.000 One fight richer than you, son.

02:21:03.000 How about Floyd?

02:21:04.000 Oh, he's a billionaire.

02:21:06.000 Yeah, Floyd is probably worth like $500 million now or something.

02:21:09.000 But they said he owed money to the IRS. I talked to him about that.

02:21:12.000 He was literally like, dude, my taxes, it's the same equivalent if they flagged us.

02:21:18.000 He's like, you pay like, whatever, $5,000?

02:21:20.000 I make so much money, I owe $5 million.

02:21:22.000 I can pay it whenever.

02:21:23.000 It just got blown up in the news.

02:21:25.000 He's like, no one's broke here, for God's sakes.

02:21:28.000 Legit point, sir.

02:21:29.000 Good point.

02:21:30.000 Go ahead and sell one of those watches.

02:21:30.000 I wonder how long he can keep up that lifestyle, though, with that kind of spending.

02:21:35.000 Like, his spending's insane.

02:21:37.000 It's not Johnny Depp insane.

02:21:38.000 Like, there's Johnny Depp.

02:21:40.000 Remember, we've been over that. 1.00

02:21:41.000 That's some shit. 1.00

02:21:43.000 Paul! 1.00

02:21:44.000 He has, like, 14 houses!

02:21:45.000 There's Johnny Depp insane, and then there's Floyd.

02:21:48.000 Johnny, how about two?

02:21:49.000 How about two houses?

02:21:50.000 Floyd may want to become boxing's first billion-dollar fighter.

02:21:53.000 Can you name the other billion athletes?

02:21:55.000 Tiger Woods.

02:21:56.000 Michael Jordan.

02:21:57.000 Jack Nicholson.

02:21:58.000 Jack Nicholson.

02:21:59.000 Yeah.

02:21:59.000 Which was surprising me.

02:22:01.000 She got 500 million.

02:22:02.000 Come on.

02:22:03.000 At least.

02:22:03.000 What about taxes?

02:22:05.000 Nah, she's savage. 1.00

02:22:06.000 But taxes.

02:22:07.000 You don't really have a billion when you have a billion.

02:22:09.000 That's true.

02:22:09.000 You have a shitload of money, though.

02:22:10.000 You have a shitload of money.

02:22:12.000 I wish that was a problem.

02:22:13.000 She got a hundred.

02:22:14.000 I bet she got two hundo. 1.00

02:22:17.000 That bitch crazy, too, in his car with clubs and shit. 1.00

02:22:19.000 Yeah, well. 1.00

02:22:20.000 Well, he kind of deserved it, maybe.

02:22:21.000 She gets a little upset.

02:22:22.000 So you got Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicholson, Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan.

02:22:26.000 Arnold Palmer made a billion?

02:22:27.000 Yeah.

02:22:28.000 Knocking a little ball off that delicious drink.

02:22:31.000 Oh, that's right.

02:22:33.000 No, I'm just kidding.

02:22:34.000 Tiger Woods, she got estimated at 100 million.

02:22:37.000 Chomp, chomp, chomp. 0.94

02:22:39.000 It's a lot.

02:22:40.000 It's a lot of cash.

02:22:41.000 Baby, baby.

02:22:42.000 Set.

02:22:43.000 That's a lot of cash.

02:22:44.000 Baby, baby.

02:22:45.000 Set.

02:22:46.000 Did you see that video when Tiger got arrested for drunk driving?

02:22:49.000 Yeah, it was hilarious. 0.99

02:22:50.000 He is just fucked up on pills. 0.99

02:22:52.000 He was on... 1.00

02:22:53.000 Did you see?

02:22:53.000 I think they found six things in his system.

02:22:56.000 Why did he think that he could drive on pain pills?

02:22:59.000 Because Tiger Woods.

02:23:00.000 Who told him?

02:23:01.000 Tiger Woods.

02:23:02.000 But doesn't he know? 0.99

02:23:03.000 Like, bro, you just got back surgery, and you're taking, like, heavy-duty opiates or whatever the fuck they're giving you? 0.99

02:23:07.000 No, he's taking, uh... 0.99

02:23:09.000 What was he taking? 1.00

02:23:09.000 He was taking a bunch of shit. 1.00

02:23:11.000 Look at that face! 1.00

02:23:12.000 That fool's eyes are so fucked. 1.00

02:23:15.000 Dude, time to shave your head. 1.00

02:23:16.000 Take it from another bald guy. 0.75

02:23:18.000 Let it go.

02:23:19.000 It's like that song from the movie Frozen.

02:23:22.000 Let it go.

02:23:23.000 Let it go.

02:23:24.000 Can't hold me back anymore. 1.00

02:23:26.000 You just gotta ditch that shit. 1.00

02:23:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:23:28.000 I mean, he's not a good-looking guy anyway.

02:23:30.000 He's terrible-looking.

02:23:32.000 Shake your head, bro. 0.97

02:23:32.000 You don't want to worry about that nonsense you got going on right there. 0.97

02:23:35.000 I would just go ahead and wear glasses if I had those two cock-eyes, too, man. 0.95

02:23:39.000 You have a billion dollars, bro.

02:23:41.000 Minus a hundred million, but...

02:23:42.000 Clear glasses that Connor was wearing.

02:23:44.000 Yeah, get some of those.

02:23:45.000 Like, Dave Chappelle was wearing some that I definitely want to get.

02:23:48.000 It was like a brown frame, and they weren't so dark where they're sunglasses.

02:23:52.000 They were, like, tinted where it looked cool.

02:23:55.000 Like, get those if you have a cock-eye.

02:23:56.000 You know what the move is?

02:23:58.000 He goes with like yellow aviators, Hunter S. Thompson style.

02:24:01.000 Yes.

02:24:02.000 And just starts dressing like Johnny Depp and just starts flaunting the fact that he's a freak.

02:24:07.000 I agree.

02:24:08.000 Let your freak flag fly. 0.99

02:24:11.000 What the inner freaking freak go? 0.99

02:24:13.000 He's tied to the system with all that endorsement money. 0.98

02:24:16.000 Not anymore.

02:24:16.000 Oh, that's true.

02:24:17.000 Nike still fucks with them, right? 1.00

02:24:19.000 A lot of people do. 0.99

02:24:20.000 No, really?

02:24:21.000 A lot of companies do.

02:24:21.000 Even after this?

02:24:22.000 Yeah.

02:24:23.000 Dude, remember how big he was?

02:24:24.000 He's not even doing well.

02:24:25.000 Remember how big Tiger Woods was?

02:24:27.000 Gigantai.

02:24:28.000 Yeah, Gigantai.

02:24:29.000 Made golf like cool.

02:24:30.000 Yeah.

02:24:30.000 He was the guy.

02:24:31.000 I saw him. 0.99

02:24:32.000 I was out in that bitch swinging away. 1.00

02:24:33.000 Look at this. 1.00

02:24:33.000 Oh my God. 1.00

02:24:34.000 So he had Vicodin.

02:24:35.000 Yeah.

02:24:35.000 And Dilaudid.

02:24:36.000 Jesus Christ. 0.99

02:24:36.000 He was taking some shit they gave people that were dying of like bullet wounds in the Old West days. 0.99

02:24:41.000 Bro, Vicodin, Dilaudid, and Xanax. 1.00

02:24:44.000 Jesus Christ.

02:24:45.000 You know what?

02:24:46.000 He's on Xanax.

02:24:46.000 Why is he on Ambien?

02:24:47.000 Why does it say a sleep drug Xanax?

02:24:49.000 Xanax is not a sleep drug.

02:24:50.000 It's a relaxer, right?

02:24:52.000 The anti-insomnia drug Ambien.

02:24:54.000 Why do they say sleep drug Xanax? 0.88

02:24:56.000 No, sleep drug is Ambien, you dummies. 1.00

02:24:58.000 You fucking idiots. 1.00

02:24:59.000 This is fake news. 1.00

02:25:00.000 Xanax is an anti-anxiety drug.

02:25:02.000 Either way, it's proof.

02:25:03.000 He likes to party.

02:25:04.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

02:25:05.000 That's a lot of shit. 1.00

02:25:06.000 Go back to that, please. 1.00

02:25:07.000 But he doesn't really play golf anymore.

02:25:09.000 He does, but he's not doing good.

02:25:11.000 He was found unconscious in his Mercedes Benz, which was parked awkwardly on the side of the road and had damaged the driver's side.

02:25:18.000 Bro, what are you doing? 1.00

02:25:19.000 He hit a bunch of shit. 1.00

02:25:21.000 Did you hear how he fucked up his back and knee? 1.00

02:25:23.000 Have you heard this story? 0.99

02:25:24.000 No.

02:25:24.000 He was upset because his father was in the military.

02:25:26.000 He was obsessed with military.

02:25:27.000 He actually trained with Navy SEALs. 1.00

02:25:30.000 Like, put on the full thing, went through this Navy SEAL training, like, obviously not real shit, but doing all the marches and shit and fucked his stuff up. 1.00

02:25:37.000 That's how he fucked himself up? 1.00

02:25:39.000 No. 0.99

02:25:39.000 It's one of the ways he fucked his knee and back up. 0.99

02:25:41.000 Whoa. 1.00

02:25:42.000 He was on this, like, intense, like, Navy SEAL training, like, shooting with him and stuff. 1.00

02:25:47.000 That's so stupid. 0.99

02:25:48.000 The Secret History of Tiger Woods, is that what's in there? 1.00

02:25:52.000 Wow.

02:25:54.000 The death of his father said a battle raging inside the world's greatest golfer, how he waged that war through an obsession with the Navy SEALs.

02:26:02.000 It's a tale of how Tiger lost his way.

02:26:04.000 I haven't read this either.

02:26:06.000 Wow.

02:26:07.000 Yeah, man, there's a thing.

02:26:08.000 I agree that you have to have mental toughness to work out hard and to get through brutal workouts.

02:26:15.000 You have to.

02:26:16.000 Don't got to go Navy SEAL on a bitch, though. 1.00

02:26:18.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

02:26:19.000 I'm saying, you gotta build your body up to that, and you are a different person. 1.00

02:26:23.000 You're a fucking professional athlete. 1.00

02:26:25.000 You're not a warrior going overseas to take bullets, fight for your life, and kill bad guys. 1.00

02:26:29.000 What you're doing is a very specialized thing that is worth a fucking billion dollars! 0.99

02:26:34.000 And you're also hitting that little tiny ball on this calm, quiet golf course. 0.99

02:26:38.000 I don't need you to be in the waves trying to learn how not to drown and fight sharks.

02:26:42.000 It's like taking a dude who bought a brand new Ferrari and taking him on one of those crazy dirt courses that they have those off-road Porsches drive on.

02:26:50.000 Oh my God.

02:26:51.000 You know those, you ever seen those things?

02:26:52.000 Yeah.

02:26:53.000 Those guys are like, they have one guy next to them. 0.99

02:26:54.000 I never, I need to ask someone what the fuck they're doing. 0.99

02:26:57.000 The other guy? 0.99

02:26:57.000 Next time I have like Chris Harris on, I'll ask him. 0.99

02:26:59.000 There's another guy with a notepad.

02:27:01.000 The rally cars.

02:27:02.000 Yeah, it's the maps.

02:27:03.000 And he's going, two clicks left, one turned right.

02:27:05.000 Yeah, he tells them where to go.

02:27:06.000 He's his navigator.

02:27:07.000 Yeah.

02:27:07.000 Like, exactly.

02:27:08.000 He knows the whole course, like, dead on.

02:27:09.000 He's reading it off a book.

02:27:11.000 Yeah, or just use MapQuest that says... 0.98

02:27:14.000 Those guys are maniacs.

02:27:16.000 Pull up some video of rally drivers. 1.00

02:27:19.000 Or get rid of the fucking dead weight telling you the directions. 0.99

02:27:22.000 Use MapQuest with a voice. 1.00

02:27:24.000 You can't.

02:27:24.000 I bet they could step up their app game and do something.

02:27:27.000 No, no, no.

02:27:27.000 You have to have that guy.

02:27:27.000 He needs a job.

02:27:28.000 He needs a job.

02:27:29.000 He studies the course. 1.00

02:27:30.000 Taking care of the guy with the fucking notepad. 0.99

02:27:32.000 And he knows how long it takes for you to get there, too. 0.99

02:27:36.000 Because if you're driving at your fastest, even if you're off for five or six seconds, you're in the neighborhood.

02:27:41.000 He knows what's up.

02:27:42.000 Those cars are wild, man.

02:27:44.000 It's such a different style of driving because the dirt makes the tires break loose constantly.

02:27:51.000 Have you ever considered going the Porsche track here where we can take all the cars out?

02:27:55.000 Yeah, let's do it.

02:27:56.000 I know.

02:27:57.000 Don't they have a new one near LAX? They have a new one not far from here, but the guy was telling me they have great restaurants.

02:28:02.000 He's like, just book it, we'll take care of you.

02:28:04.000 Let's do it, Brendan Chubb!

02:28:06.000 They pick out the car, they take care of the tire.

02:28:07.000 No, not our cars.

02:28:09.000 Flat out Scrooge McDuck.

02:28:11.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:28:12.000 Pop a couple of edibles.

02:28:12.000 Give me that GT3 RS. Let me get wild on that thing.

02:28:15.000 That's right.

02:28:16.000 Let's go.

02:28:16.000 I don't need some co-pilot.

02:28:18.000 Just let me do my thing.

02:28:19.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

02:28:19.000 Go full season on this. 0.77

02:28:23.000 Yeah, look at this guy.

02:28:24.000 61 left, 100. 61 left, 100. Holy shit, they must be best friends.

02:28:32.000 Jesus, they're flying. 1.00

02:28:34.000 They're best friends.

02:28:34.000 You'd have to be best friends.

02:28:37.000 Hey, bro.

02:28:39.000 Wow, one left.

02:28:40.000 One left.

02:28:43.000 This is nuts, man.

02:28:44.000 You see that red light?

02:28:45.000 That's the shifter, yeah?

02:28:47.000 That is a sequential manual.

02:28:49.000 It's a manual, but you just push up to go up and down to go down.

02:28:55.000 You don't have to find the gear.

02:28:56.000 Yeah.

02:28:57.000 For speed, right?

02:28:58.000 For quickness.

02:28:59.000 Yeah.

02:28:59.000 Yeah, you don't have to find the perfect gear.

02:29:03.000 You know, like if you're using that H pattern, you're going up and then you're going down and then you go up to the right.

02:29:08.000 Yeah, so it's down three, down two, up one.

02:29:12.000 You know, the way you're doing it is, it's very different. 0.98

02:29:14.000 Although my new Porsche PDK will shit on this. 0.99

02:29:18.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:29:19.000 Yeah, it'll shit on it. 0.99

02:29:21.000 But this is probably more fun. 0.99

02:29:23.000 For this, not sitting in traffic.

02:29:25.000 Yeah.

02:29:25.000 Like when I jump on that road and I get to send that dead heat traffic.

02:29:28.000 I go down that Topanga Canyon, I just open that bitch up. 1.00

02:29:32.000 I take some risks too. 0.98

02:29:33.000 Yeah, but it's not as fun as driving a manual to me.

02:29:36.000 If I was driving in traffic all the time, there's not a chance in the world I would want a manual.

02:29:42.000 You don't drive your GT3 in the 405. Sometimes.

02:29:47.000 Not five in the afternoon.

02:29:48.000 Sure, I do.

02:29:49.000 Really?

02:29:49.000 Yeah.

02:29:50.000 Even like...

02:29:51.000 Yep.

02:29:51.000 Oh, wow.

02:29:52.000 Yeah.

02:29:53.000 Sometimes I just like driving that thing.

02:29:55.000 I just want to drive.

02:29:56.000 Me too.

02:29:57.000 Like sometimes I take the long way home or at night I just jump on the Pacific Coast Highway.

02:30:02.000 2018 BMW M5 pack 600 horsepower and MX drive all-wheel drive system.

02:30:08.000 Zero to 60 and 3.2.

02:30:10.000 That's a big car too.

02:30:12.000 You gotta pay for the extra.

02:30:13.000 That doesn't top out at like $140.

02:30:15.000 It only tops out at $111 unless you pay for the package.

02:30:19.000 BMW needs to step their game up though.

02:30:21.000 I feel like they're losing the battle with everyone else right now.

02:30:25.000 Mercedes is just... 1.00

02:30:26.000 It's ahead of them.

02:30:28.000 It's definitely ahead of them.

02:30:29.000 You know what BMW has coming out, though?

02:30:31.000 An 8 Series.

02:30:32.000 The 8 Series sedan.

02:30:33.000 What?

02:30:34.000 They're bringing it back?

02:30:35.000 It looks like a spaceship.

02:30:36.000 Do you remember the 850?

02:30:37.000 Yes.

02:30:38.000 The front end?

02:30:39.000 They were V12s. 0.94

02:30:40.000 Did he?

02:30:40.000 God bless them.

02:30:41.000 I fucking love those. 0.98

02:30:43.000 Those things are a nightmare now. 0.99

02:30:44.000 Dude.

02:30:45.000 Yeah.

02:30:45.000 Look at this new one, though.

02:30:46.000 Oh, shit, son! 1.00

02:30:47.000 Wait to go full screen, son. 1.00

02:30:48.000 Look at this.

02:30:49.000 You're only seeing the front of it.

02:30:50.000 Wait till they go on the side.

02:30:52.000 Look what this thing looks like.

02:30:53.000 It's wicked, man. 1.00

02:30:54.000 Damn! 1.00

02:30:55.000 So it's like an i8, but not the electric version or something. 1.00

02:30:58.000 No, no, no.

02:30:58.000 It doesn't look that spaceship-y.

02:31:00.000 No, no, no.

02:31:01.000 You know what it's like?

02:31:02.000 It's like the Mercedes S-Class Coupe.

02:31:05.000 Yeah, those are sick.

02:31:06.000 That's what it's like.

02:31:07.000 And it's the big body, I'm assuming twin turbo. 0.99

02:31:10.000 I don't know what the fuck that's got under the hood. 0.85

02:31:12.000 I think all their cars are turbo now. 0.98

02:31:14.000 If it's anything like the 850 back in the day, look at the back end, though. 0.99

02:31:17.000 Damn, that thing is bad. 0.97

02:31:18.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:31:18.000 Good for them. 1.00

02:31:19.000 Here they'll spin around.

02:31:20.000 Look at that.

02:31:20.000 I don't like that I8. That's a door open.

02:31:21.000 That I8 pisses me off. 1.00

02:31:23.000 Nah, that's a Tron car. 0.98

02:31:24.000 I test drove that thing. 0.99

02:31:25.000 I'm like, get the fuck out of my face, man. 0.99

02:31:26.000 What is this? 0.99

02:31:27.000 It's got too many different colors, too.

02:31:28.000 And you know what?

02:31:28.000 It's got skinny tires.

02:31:31.000 Yeah.

02:31:31.000 Yes!

02:31:32.000 Can't. 1.00

02:31:33.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:31:33.000 I need fat tires. 1.00

02:31:34.000 Me too.

02:31:35.000 I don't even like the tires on the Corvette.

02:31:36.000 How about that? 0.99

02:31:37.000 I need some fat ass tires. 1.00

02:31:38.000 I like it. 0.98

02:31:39.000 Even though, well, the drop-in diamond. 0.99

02:31:40.000 Shut your hole. 0.99

02:31:41.000 I like the way it looks. 0.99

02:31:42.000 Me too. 1.00

02:31:43.000 I like fat asses and fat tires. 1.00

02:31:45.000 Fix it! 1.00

02:31:46.000 And take old bitties.

02:31:47.000 Fix it! 1.00

02:31:48.000 Damn, that thing is dope. 1.00

02:31:50.000 It's pretty sick. 1.00

02:31:51.000 You used to have the M6, right?

02:31:52.000 You had the M6. That thing was fine. 1.00

02:31:54.000 That thing was a monster. 1.00

02:31:56.000 Heavy.

02:31:56.000 Yeah.

02:31:57.000 Straight up V10. But it's smooth down the highway, right?

02:32:00.000 Yeah.

02:32:01.000 Nothing's funner than the car I have now.

02:32:02.000 That Porsche GTS is...

02:32:04.000 You know, they say that's the best of the Porsches.

02:32:06.000 There was an article that I just read in one of the car magazines.

02:32:08.000 For sure sent me that.

02:32:09.000 That said, yeah, see if you can find...

02:32:11.000 So I can brag to my friends.

02:32:12.000 Go to Porsche GTS is the best Porsche.

02:32:16.000 It's like a very recent article that I actually read this morning on Google.

02:32:19.000 Tight move.

02:32:20.000 Yeah, they were saying that it's the best version of it.

02:32:23.000 You know, you got your GT3, which is like super hardcore.

02:32:25.000 I test drove that.

02:32:26.000 Remember I called you.

02:32:27.000 I was test driving the GT3, and I'm like, Joe, you love this thing?

02:32:30.000 You said, unless you got another vehicle, man, for you driving every day is a bad idea.

02:32:33.000 It'll get loud and it scrapes on everything.

02:32:36.000 Well, the GTS is low, too.

02:32:37.000 I scraped the front and felt like crying.

02:32:39.000 It's another inch or so.

02:32:40.000 But the GT3 has a button that raises, yeah?

02:32:43.000 Yes, front end.

02:32:44.000 The GTS doesn't.

02:32:45.000 Well, it's not the GT3. It does because you buy it that way.

02:32:49.000 It's an option.

02:32:50.000 That option wasn't there.

02:32:50.000 But TechArt...

02:32:51.000 It makes an aftermarket one, so you can get that, get it installed, and it'll raise it up.

02:32:57.000 I know a bunch of Porsche dealerships that do it.

02:32:59.000 Yeah, mine is aftermarket.

02:33:00.000 Can they do it on my GT3 or my GTS? Yes, my GT3 has it aftermarket.

02:33:04.000 Oh, no.

02:33:05.000 Just saved the day.

02:33:06.000 Yeah.

02:33:06.000 I have to park on the street because my driveway's like this.

02:33:09.000 Yeah, I had to take one of my other buttons from something else and have it dedicated to that GT3 button.

02:33:16.000 As a matter of fact, I think they took it from a blank and they installed the button in it.

02:33:21.000 Yeah, I have a blank where you can put it.

02:33:22.000 I have all the options.

02:33:24.000 Mine is right on my rearview mirror, rather.

02:33:28.000 When I go near something, I'll hit that button.

02:33:30.000 Was the best car on Earth?

02:33:32.000 What did you say it was?

02:33:33.000 Porsche GTS. 2018 Porsche GTS is the best 911, they were saying.

02:33:41.000 They were just going over like it's like hardcore but not too ridiculous like a GT3 RS and that it's pretty slick.

02:33:48.000 Did you see that one guy?

02:33:49.000 He spent a shitload of money to take...

02:33:52.000 The Porsche, the brand new GT3 RS is only PDK. They don't make it in a manual.

02:33:59.000 So this guy spent a shitload of money to have a six-speed from a Porsche 911 R installed in a GT3 RS. That must cost so much.

02:34:07.000 He must be Scrooge.

02:34:09.000 Yeah, he's Scrooge of Portia.

02:34:11.000 Well, if you even have one of those things.

02:34:12.000 Is this it?

02:34:13.000 Pull up the top of the article.

02:34:14.000 What does it say?

02:34:15.000 I think.

02:34:16.000 Quick take.

02:34:17.000 Not the fastest 911, but possibly the best.

02:34:20.000 When is it from?

02:34:21.000 August?

02:34:22.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:34:22.000 The thing's fast as fuck, though. 0.99

02:34:24.000 That's it. 1.00

02:34:25.000 Yeah.

02:34:26.000 Well, it's not the fastest, though.

02:34:27.000 The 911 Turbo.

02:34:29.000 The Turbo stuff. 1.00

02:34:30.000 That thing's a goddamn space machine. 0.99

02:34:32.000 Like, Ben's time. 0.99

02:34:33.000 Have you test drove one yet?

02:34:34.000 2007. Or, uh, 2000, um, not 7, uh, 2009 or 10 I drove one.

02:34:41.000 The new ones, like I test drove that, the GT3, and that.

02:34:44.000 I was just in love with my car.

02:34:46.000 They're so fast. 1.00

02:34:47.000 They're stupid fast. 1.00

02:34:49.000 And they're four-wheel drive. 1.00

02:34:50.000 Yes.

02:34:50.000 But the new ones even fast, way faster than that one.

02:34:53.000 The one that I drove.

02:34:54.000 They're insanely fast.

02:34:56.000 They're insane.

02:34:57.000 The GT3, it's just, I felt like, it was like, I like the feel, but yeah.

02:35:01.000 So hardcore.

02:35:02.000 You would love the turbo.

02:35:04.000 If you got one of those new turbos, you'd be like... 1.00

02:35:06.000 What in the fuck? 0.99

02:35:07.000 I test drove that in the GTS. I went to the GTS. Why'd you go with that? 1.00

02:35:11.000 Because my car, it's like that lava orange.

02:35:13.000 It has the duck wing on it.

02:35:14.000 It's just like a vintage Porsche to me.

02:35:16.000 I saw on the show and right away, I'm like, that's it.

02:35:19.000 I'll look at these other ones.

02:35:20.000 No, I'm like, that's it.

02:35:22.000 I test drove the G3, everything.

02:35:24.000 I just, I don't know.

02:35:24.000 The duck wing.

02:35:25.000 The duck wing got me.

02:35:26.000 Duck wing's dope. 0.50

02:35:27.000 Because when I was a kid, I always saw a poster for a Porsche and it had the old school, it was green, and I'm forgetting it had a duck wing on it.

02:35:33.000 I'm like, that has a duck wing.

02:35:34.000 Yeah, that's like 1973 RS. Yeah, it's so cool, man.

02:35:39.000 You know those cars, those 1973 RS's are worth over a million dollars now.

02:35:42.000 So sick.

02:35:43.000 Like, what?

02:35:45.000 If you bought it back in the day, it was like 20 grand.

02:35:47.000 Now it's worth a million dollars.

02:35:49.000 Aren't you doing something with a Porsche?

02:35:51.000 Old school Porsche?

02:35:52.000 Not that old school.

02:35:53.000 It's a 1988 something.

02:35:58.000 86 or something.

02:35:59.000 Sharkworks just turned that thing into band or what?

02:36:01.000 It's an RS America.

02:36:05.000 A 964. It's like one of the last the air-cooled cars.

02:36:09.000 The last the air-cooled was the 993, which is like a little bigger.

02:36:12.000 This is a 964. The air-cooled.

02:36:14.000 Everyone's obsessed with the air-cooled.

02:36:16.000 It's a different sound.

02:36:17.000 Yeah, it's just a different animal.

02:36:19.000 You can get them pretty cheap, too.

02:36:21.000 It's a different kind of car.

02:36:23.000 And if you go earlier than that, you get them even cheaper.

02:36:25.000 You can get them pretty cheap for the 1980s cars.

02:36:29.000 I think that one I found, it was a 78 Carrera 911, but it had some reconstructive stuff to it.

02:36:36.000 It looked fun.

02:36:37.000 It's a bad investment.

02:36:38.000 Oh, I saw that car.

02:36:39.000 You sent me a picture of it.

02:36:39.000 I want that.

02:36:40.000 Yeah. 0.98

02:36:40.000 Those are ass crazy, man. 0.98

02:36:43.000 Those things... 0.99

02:36:43.000 They're dangerous. 0.99

02:36:44.000 Do you know about how to drive those?

02:36:46.000 Like, when you're taking turns, you have to keep your foot on the gas.

02:36:49.000 I know.

02:36:50.000 There's no...

02:36:51.000 If you let off the gas, they have throttle oversteer.

02:36:54.000 Like, what is it called?

02:36:55.000 Throttle, let off, oversteer or something like that?

02:36:57.000 Yeah, they have no power steering.

02:36:58.000 I'm trying to go out like James Dean.

02:37:00.000 That's exactly what I'm trying to do.

02:37:02.000 It was silver, too?

02:37:03.000 Well, they're really light.

02:37:04.000 Yeah, I know.

02:37:04.000 They look fun.

02:37:05.000 They feel different.

02:37:06.000 Like, my friend Alex from SharkWorks has a 964, and it feels different because they're so small.

02:37:13.000 It's like you're more connected to what you're doing.

02:37:16.000 It's really light and really small.

02:37:18.000 Which is cool.

02:37:19.000 Yeah.

02:37:19.000 Especially this day, like, going down to Pena King.

02:37:21.000 I'm not using an everyday car.

02:37:23.000 I just think it'd be fun.

02:37:23.000 Yeah.

02:37:24.000 I'm waiting for that, and I want a new Bronco as a daily driver.

02:37:27.000 The new, new Bronco?

02:37:28.000 The new, new one.

02:37:29.000 You seen that thing?

02:37:29.000 I want that in white.

02:37:31.000 What's up?

02:37:32.000 I'm going to call it the Juice.

02:37:34.000 And I live over by there.

02:37:35.000 What's up?

02:37:36.000 Who is going to buy the Juice's car?

02:37:38.000 They're going to put that up for sale, but an auction company just passed on it.

02:37:41.000 Isn't it going for $350,000?

02:37:44.000 The actual, like, rides 350. Why?

02:37:47.000 I know this, I have no idea. 0.52

02:37:47.000 You'd have to be a ghoul. 0.52

02:37:49.000 You'd have to be a real asshole. 1.00

02:37:51.000 Can you imagine if I drove up? 1.00

02:37:52.000 What is it?

02:37:52.000 Dude, this is the car!

02:37:54.000 This is the OJ car! 1.00

02:37:55.000 You're an asshole. 1.00

02:37:56.000 We can't be friends anymore. 1.00

02:37:57.000 Yeah.

02:37:58.000 OJ Simpson's white Bronco escape car.

02:38:01.000 Wow!

02:38:01.000 Goes on sale for $700,000 as a former agent decides it's time to cash in.

02:38:08.000 Decides it's time to cash in.

02:38:10.000 Right when OJ's getting out of jail, OJ's gonna kidnap this dude and go back to jail.

02:38:14.000 Yeah.

02:38:14.000 Because if this guy sells his Bronco for 700 grand...

02:38:17.000 That's his fucking whip, man. 1.00

02:38:18.000 He's gonna stab you. 1.00

02:38:19.000 It looks like he's in pretty good shape. 0.99

02:38:20.000 I like the wheels.

02:38:21.000 Right?

02:38:23.000 Right? 0.97

02:38:24.000 Should we get it as like a company car or some shit? 0.97

02:38:28.000 $700,000. 0.99

02:38:29.000 That is the car.

02:38:30.000 That's insane.

02:38:30.000 What year was it?

02:38:32.000 It's a 93, right?

02:38:34.000 No.

02:38:34.000 It can't be new.

02:38:36.000 It wasn't new at the time, I don't think.

02:38:38.000 1994, police chase.

02:38:41.000 What year is the car?

02:38:42.000 I feel like the car is 93. Does it say?

02:38:45.000 I want to say it was an 89 Bronco.

02:38:46.000 Does that sound right?

02:38:47.000 Yeah, it sounds right to me.

02:38:48.000 No, it's a 90s Bronco.

02:38:50.000 My pops had an 80s Bronco.

02:38:52.000 They're smaller.

02:38:53.000 It doesn't say.

02:38:54.000 Huh.

02:38:54.000 My dad had an Eddie Bauer.

02:38:55.000 92?

02:38:56.000 That's 92. I'm telling you.

02:38:58.000 My pops had an Eddie Bauer Bronco.

02:39:00.000 And the thing was tiny.

02:39:02.000 I remember the Eddie Bauer one.

02:39:04.000 Yeah.

02:39:04.000 I was like, this is weird.

02:39:06.000 What are you, fly fishing in this thing?

02:39:07.000 Yeah, why is this Eddie Bauer?

02:39:09.000 But I remember it had this cool trim on it.

02:39:10.000 My dad would say Eddie Bauer.

02:39:12.000 Like, it was a big deal. 0.99

02:39:14.000 Goddamn! 0.99

02:39:15.000 It's up for sale on Pawn Stars? 0.99

02:39:17.000 It's gonna be on Pawn Stars?

02:39:20.000 I've already seen it.

02:39:21.000 The Pawn Star guy turned it down.

02:39:22.000 He did?

02:39:23.000 Yeah.

02:39:23.000 He didn't want it?

02:39:24.000 He couldn't move.

02:39:25.000 He said, I don't want that bad juju on my blood.

02:39:27.000 Well, there was blood in that car, man.

02:39:29.000 OJ's blood.

02:39:31.000 Was it OJ's? 0.97

02:39:31.000 Yeah, that's what they found him. 0.97

02:39:33.000 Yeah, he cut his own hand with a knife.

02:39:34.000 So sketchy.

02:39:35.000 Allegedly.

02:39:36.000 So sketchy.

02:39:37.000 Did you see him get released when they gave him parole?

02:39:40.000 Did you watch that?

02:39:41.000 Yeah, he was crunk.

02:39:41.000 And the judge who did it was a huge football fan.

02:39:44.000 Did you know that?

02:39:45.000 What does it say?

02:39:46.000 It's an amazing shape.

02:39:47.000 I drove it around.

02:39:48.000 I found it a little odd.

02:39:49.000 But it runs great.

02:39:51.000 You found it a little odd.

02:39:52.000 Did it smell like murder? 1.00

02:39:53.000 Did it smell like dead bitches? 1.00

02:39:56.000 God, bro. 1.00

02:39:58.000 I watched it live.

02:39:59.000 I was in Italy.

02:40:01.000 I wasn't gonna miss it.

02:40:02.000 I was like, I need to see this.

02:40:03.000 OJ getting out?

02:40:04.000 Yeah.

02:40:04.000 Would you have him on the podcast?

02:40:06.000 I joked around about it.

02:40:07.000 I put it on the podcast.

02:40:08.000 I put it on Twitter.

02:40:09.000 Should I have him on the podcast or nah?

02:40:12.000 Or nah.

02:40:12.000 And Moshe Kasher was the first one to respond.

02:40:15.000 What'd she say?

02:40:16.000 Moshe, the comic.

02:40:17.000 Yeah.

02:40:17.000 It's a he.

02:40:18.000 Oh, my bad.

02:40:19.000 Natasha's the wife. 0.97

02:40:20.000 That's right.

02:40:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:40:23.000 Natasha, Moshe, that's tough.

02:40:25.000 Yeah, I getcha.

02:40:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:40:27.000 I think he was like, oh, good lord.

02:40:29.000 Something along those lines. 1.00

02:40:30.000 Like, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99

02:40:32.000 I feel like it'd be so interesting. 0.99

02:40:34.000 Don't get me wrong.

02:40:35.000 Complete murder.

02:40:36.000 But I feel like it'd be so interesting if you went down that route.

02:40:39.000 Like, what have you been up to?

02:40:40.000 Football days. 0.96

02:40:41.000 How the fuck did we get here? 0.97

02:40:42.000 Don't say this. 0.99

02:40:43.000 Give it away.

02:40:44.000 How do I do it?

02:40:44.000 You warm them up.

02:40:46.000 You warm them up.

02:40:46.000 Hey, tell us how great you were at football.

02:40:49.000 And is that what you do?

02:40:50.000 Oh, yeah.

02:40:50.000 Maybe you can get them on the fire with a kid.

02:40:52.000 I don't know if that's platform for him.

02:40:53.000 Listen, Callan would be the perfect guest to talk to him.

02:40:56.000 Callan would definitely not interrupt him and start talking about stories that he played football.

02:40:59.000 Or tell him about the tie.

02:41:01.000 That would be perfect.

02:41:03.000 Actually, Callan and him together would be really interesting.

02:41:07.000 I would like to actually see that.

02:41:09.000 Callan make him feel good to compliment him, you know?

02:41:11.000 Callan could be the perfect one and I get in.

02:41:14.000 So tell him.

02:41:16.000 Don't say what you would do.

02:41:17.000 You never know, man.

02:41:18.000 He might go on a podcast marketing thing.

02:41:20.000 He might write a book, bro.

02:41:21.000 He's definitely writing a book.

02:41:23.000 Is it poor taste if I drive around Brentwood in a brand new white Yeah.

02:41:28.000 No, really?

02:41:29.000 For Halloween, for sure.

02:41:30.000 And paint my face black? 0.96

02:41:32.000 Yeah, if you have like a bloody knife. 0.99

02:41:33.000 If I go blackface and buy a bloody knife, attach a seatbelt, clanging around on the ground as you're driving by. 1.00

02:41:37.000 And my girl wears a blonde wig in the back? 1.00

02:41:40.000 That's poor taste.

02:41:40.000 See, I'm not going that far.

02:41:41.000 I just want a dope-ass brand new Ford Bronco in white. 0.98

02:41:44.000 The new ones are pretty sick looking. 0.98

02:41:46.000 Yeah.

02:41:46.000 I hope they do a good job with it.

02:41:48.000 Have you seen them?

02:41:49.000 I've seen some, what do they call those things?

02:41:51.000 Prototypes?

02:41:52.000 Prototypes?

02:41:52.000 Me too, that's all I've seen.

02:41:53.000 What do they call them?

02:41:54.000 They don't call it a prototype.

02:41:55.000 What's that word they use?

02:41:56.000 Don't they call it tester?

02:41:58.000 What is the word they use?

02:41:59.000 Concept vehicle.

02:42:00.000 Concept vehicle.

02:42:01.000 But they look like the Raptor.

02:42:03.000 Well, that's a smart move.

02:42:04.000 The Raptor's pretty dope. 0.94

02:42:06.000 So sick. 0.68

02:42:06.000 Look at it. 0.68

02:42:07.000 Ooh, slick.

02:42:08.000 See, imagine me, that white. 0.93

02:42:11.000 Ooh, I do like that.

02:42:12.000 Right?

02:42:13.000 Ooh, they're doing a four-door?

02:42:14.000 Yes.

02:42:14.000 Computer rendering, though.

02:42:16.000 Oh, okay.

02:42:17.000 It's not real.

02:42:17.000 It's supposed to come out in 2018, though.

02:42:19.000 Early 2018. See that Cadillac right there?

02:42:21.000 That's a goddamn badass car, too. 0.98

02:42:23.000 America's making some kick-ass cars now. 0.98

02:42:24.000 See that Cadillac right there?

02:42:25.000 Yeah, that thing's sick. 1.00

02:42:26.000 That is a fucking... 1.00

02:42:28.000 Beast! 1.00

02:42:28.000 You know what, though? 1.00

02:42:29.000 They're cool until you go from a Porsche or a Bentley and jump in a Cadillac, you go, all right, kind of basic.

02:42:34.000 Yeah.

02:42:34.000 The interiors are basic.

02:42:36.000 You're spoiled. 0.57

02:42:37.000 Spoiled.

02:42:37.000 I know.

02:42:37.000 The Germans.

02:42:38.000 Spoiled little baby.

02:42:39.000 I know.

02:42:39.000 They got you.

02:42:40.000 They got me.

02:42:41.000 It's true, right?

02:42:42.000 There's no American equivalent to, like, a Mercedes S-Class.

02:42:45.000 They just don't quite get there.

02:42:47.000 We just, we're not there.

02:42:48.000 It's not weird.

02:42:49.000 Like, why don't they get there? 1.00

02:42:51.000 Like, why doesn't someone just dig in and go, let's just throw our fucking dick into this hat? 1.00

02:42:56.000 Let's just get our dicks into the dirt here. 1.00

02:42:59.000 Yeah, just build some beast of a fucking car. 1.00

02:43:03.000 Like, what's the best American car? 1.00

02:43:04.000 Lincoln?

02:43:05.000 Like, you get a Lincoln...

02:43:06.000 No, because no one cares.

02:43:08.000 No one cares.

02:43:08.000 They're just for the older crowd, aren't they?

02:43:10.000 Yeah, you show up at a Lincoln Navigator. 1.00

02:43:11.000 Oh, fuck you. 1.00

02:43:12.000 Get out of here. 1.00

02:43:13.000 What are you from, 94?

02:43:13.000 It's not a bad car.

02:43:15.000 The new ones are actually pretty nice.

02:43:16.000 I know, they're actually nice.

02:43:17.000 But the point is, it's not a Mercedes.

02:43:19.000 It's just not. 0.99

02:43:20.000 What American car can you pull up and shit on people? 0.99

02:43:22.000 Nothing. 0.99

02:43:22.000 Where it's comfy? 0.99

02:43:23.000 Nothing.

02:43:24.000 Eldorado.

02:43:25.000 Now that they don't have a Viper, you can't even pull up in a sports car.

02:43:28.000 No, the demon.

02:43:30.000 I typed an American muscle car in it.

02:43:32.000 Oh, but it's a muscle car. 0.97

02:43:34.000 A luxury car they still kick ass. 0.98

02:43:35.000 I'm talking luxury car. 0.93

02:43:36.000 Well, they have the market cornered when it comes to muscle cars. 1.00

02:43:39.000 When it comes to a stupid car with a giant engine that makes a ton of noise. 1.00

02:43:43.000 Oh, we're killing it. 1.00

02:43:43.000 And it uses a manual transmission. 1.00

02:43:46.000 America.

02:43:46.000 All day.

02:43:47.000 They still make the Corvette Z06 in a fucking manual. 0.99

02:43:50.000 It's one of the few cars. 0.99

02:43:51.000 The Germans are the only ones in the Porsche. 0.98

02:43:55.000 Porsche's the only ones that have had the balls to bring a manual back after they took it away.

02:44:01.000 Ferrari still hasn't figured it out yet.

02:44:02.000 They refuse to. 0.78

02:44:03.000 Well, because douchebags who buy Ferraris are all just trying to floss. 1.00

02:44:07.000 Most of them don't even know how to drive one. 0.94

02:44:09.000 Yeah, it's not real.

02:44:10.000 It's not a track car.

02:44:11.000 Dude, have you seen that Porsche Turbo you can buy?

02:44:13.000 It's like the Platinum Edition.

02:44:14.000 The wheels are made out of carbon fiber.

02:44:17.000 It's gold.

02:44:18.000 It's like a dark, not a Scrooge McDuck gold coin, but it's like a gold color. 1.00

02:44:24.000 Bring that shit up, Jamie. 0.99

02:44:28.000 It's this special Porsche Turbo Platinum Edition. 1.00

02:44:32.000 Platinum Edition Turbo, but it's in gold.

02:44:34.000 And then it has black rims that are carbon fiber.

02:44:38.000 Why is it Platinum Edition, but it's in gold?

02:44:40.000 Shouldn't it be in Platinum?

02:44:41.000 Yeah, it should be Platinum.

02:44:42.000 I don't know.

02:44:43.000 I think it's Platinum Edition.

02:44:45.000 Remember when Justin Bieber had that chrome Fisker?

02:44:49.000 Dude, I'm a Fisker fan.

02:44:50.000 I saw one the other day, I thought...

02:44:52.000 It's a dope ride.

02:44:53.000 It's dope. 0.55

02:44:54.000 Look, and they catch on fire.

02:44:55.000 There it is!

02:44:57.000 My bad.

02:44:57.000 Exclusive series.

02:44:58.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

02:44:59.000 Joe, buy this.

02:45:00.000 God.

02:45:02.000 Buy this.

02:45:03.000 That's your next ride.

02:45:04.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

02:45:06.000 They're tough to get, too.

02:45:07.000 Are they?

02:45:07.000 Yeah.

02:45:08.000 Well, I don't want it.

02:45:10.000 Well...

02:45:10.000 Because those tough-to-get ones, they're like $50,000 over sticker.

02:45:13.000 No, we'll figure it out. 1.00

02:45:14.000 Fuck off. 1.00

02:45:14.000 No, we'll figure it out. 1.00

02:45:15.000 I'm not driving a gold car, bro.

02:45:16.000 Bro, that's not gold.

02:45:20.000 What color is it, then?

02:45:22.000 The Platinum Edition.

02:45:23.000 You were right.

02:45:24.000 The Platinum Edition, but it adds another $66,000 onto your tag.

02:45:29.000 Exclusive series is fast, luxurious, and delightfully gold.

02:45:34.000 Beautiful special edition will be limited to 500 units worldwide.

02:45:37.000 Hey, guess what? 0.99

02:45:38.000 When you make something cool, make a bunch of them, you assholes. 1.00

02:45:41.000 People are going to buy them. 0.99

02:45:42.000 Make an exclusive.

02:45:43.000 If everyone can have it, I don't want it. 1.00

02:45:46.000 Look at that fucking thing. 1.00

02:45:48.000 It's nasty. 1.00

02:45:49.000 Look at that zero to 60 time, 2.8 seconds.

02:45:51.000 That seems excessive.

02:45:53.000 How's it going to get shorter than that?

02:45:55.000 You're not even three seconds, you're going 60 miles an hour.

02:45:57.000 Because with those new rims that are all carbon fiber.

02:46:00.000 They are dope!

02:46:01.000 How sick is that? 0.55

02:46:02.000 Those rims are dope.

02:46:03.000 I was skeptical at first.

02:46:05.000 Those rims are killer. 1.00

02:46:06.000 I like the black stripes too.

02:46:09.000 Yeah, it's a nice car.

02:46:10.000 But you know what?

02:46:11.000 A lot of people don't like the way 911 turbos look.

02:46:14.000 They can't be my friend.

02:46:15.000 When you get into that...

02:46:16.000 You cannot be my friend. 1.00

02:46:18.000 Look at that fucking car, bro. 1.00

02:46:20.000 It's badass. 1.00

02:46:21.000 Look at the stripes on the seats.

02:46:23.000 Ooh, that's sick.

02:46:23.000 Wait, it comes with that luggage too, Jamie?

02:46:26.000 Oh, man.

02:46:27.000 Bro, I would flaunt that everywhere.

02:46:30.000 And a watch.

02:46:33.000 But it's like, how much does it cost?

02:46:37.000 $66,000 over?

02:46:38.000 No, no, no, no.

02:46:40.000 Suggested, coupe, and then...

02:46:43.000 $257,000.

02:46:45.000 But no, it's more than that, right?

02:46:48.000 The five-piece...

02:46:49.000 Ah, it doesn't come with the five-piece luggage.

02:46:51.000 It's another six grand. 1.00

02:46:52.000 Oh, you gotta buy that, bitch. 1.00

02:46:53.000 $6,324 for the luggage, sir. 1.00

02:46:56.000 Worth every penny.

02:46:56.000 How much you get for the watch?

02:46:58.000 Doesn't say.

02:46:59.000 How dope is that thing, though?

02:47:00.000 It's nice.

02:47:01.000 I prefer silver.

02:47:04.000 Especially that thing.

02:47:05.000 That is a spaceship.

02:47:06.000 I mean you're flexing on people if you pull up in a gold Porsche.

02:47:09.000 100%.

02:47:09.000 With matching luggage and a watch.

02:47:11.000 But a dual pull up in a red Ferrari and double flex you. 0.79

02:47:15.000 Not in that thing.

02:47:16.000 I feel like I've seen Ferraris.

02:47:18.000 Yeah.

02:47:19.000 I was in Italy, and a guy had a Ferrari in Italy. 0.99

02:47:21.000 I'm like, this motherfucker has a Ferrari in Italy. 0.99

02:47:23.000 He wins. 1.00

02:47:23.000 That's pretty classy. 1.00

02:47:24.000 It was red, right in front of this beautiful hotel on the Amalfi Coast.

02:47:28.000 I'm like, that guy's ballin'.

02:47:30.000 Ballin'. 0.86

02:47:31.000 And he probably had something.

02:47:31.000 Look at that.

02:47:32.000 Jamie Foxx. 1.00

02:47:32.000 Goddamn Jamie Foxx. 1.00

02:47:33.000 Jamie Foxx has a shiny gold Bugatti. 0.99

02:47:36.000 He wins.

02:47:37.000 And a gold Rolex. 1.00

02:47:38.000 His wheels are fucking gold. 1.00

02:47:40.000 He wins. 0.99

02:47:41.000 Jamie Foxx wins.

02:47:42.000 Yeah.

02:47:43.000 Go back to the...

02:47:45.000 What is the new Ferrari?

02:47:48.000 What is it? 0.99

02:47:50.000 The fuck is it called? 1.00

02:47:51.000 You know what? 1.00

02:47:52.000 I'm not a Lamborghini guy.

02:47:54.000 I like Ferrari.

02:47:55.000 See, for me it goes Porsche, Ferrari, and I'm not a Lamborghini guy.

02:47:59.000 Yeah, Lamborghini gets a little sketchy, but I gotta say the Huracan...

02:48:03.000 They yell a little.

02:48:04.000 Yeah, they yell a little.

02:48:08.000 It's just like, I'm a giant tool, check me out.

02:48:11.000 Yeah, it's like if you buy a Ferrari, that's a 488 special edition sun lighter with larger appetite for apexes.

02:48:19.000 That's like the race version, but that's a shitty picture. 0.98

02:48:23.000 Go to a video of Ferrari 488. Like, that is a beautiful car, man.

02:48:27.000 That's exactly what the guy had in Italy.

02:48:29.000 That is a beautiful car. 0.96

02:48:31.000 That thing's ridiculous. 0.92

02:48:31.000 But, I'll tell you what, what looks better than that? 0.92

02:48:34.000 The new Ford GT. That thing's sick. 0.71

02:48:37.000 That looks better than that.

02:48:38.000 That might be the American Ferrari.

02:48:41.000 Oh, it's based off the Ferrari.

02:48:44.000 Yeah.

02:48:44.000 They copied the Ferrari.

02:48:45.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

02:48:45.000 Go full screen, Jamie. 0.92

02:48:47.000 I'll take the Ferrari over that Ford. 1.00

02:48:49.000 Look at the hips on that bitch. 1.00

02:48:50.000 That thing is... 1.00

02:48:51.000 Ooh! 0.96

02:48:52.000 Jamie, do you get this stuff?

02:48:53.000 Does this do anything for you?

02:48:55.000 Nah. 0.84

02:48:55.000 You're boring. 0.84

02:48:56.000 How dare you? 1.00

02:48:57.000 Shut your mouth. 1.00

02:49:01.000 You're not a fan, Jamie? 1.00

02:49:02.000 You pause too hard. 1.00

02:49:03.000 I don't like these velvet ropes around this stupid thing. 1.00

02:49:05.000 Me neither. 1.00

02:49:05.000 Let me fucking get my paws wet. 1.00

02:49:07.000 Is this a club with a bottle service, or is this a goddamn car? 1.00

02:49:10.000 Because I don't see any fucking drinks around here. 0.99

02:49:11.000 Yeah, where's the car? 0.99

02:49:13.000 Let me get my hands on it.

02:49:16.000 That thing's filthy. 0.99

02:49:17.000 It's a beast. 0.95

02:49:19.000 You know what they are?

02:49:21.000 Here's the thing. 0.97

02:49:21.000 They're goddamn gorgeous. 0.97

02:49:23.000 They sound incredible. 0.98

02:49:25.000 I agree.

02:49:26.000 But they're going to probably break.

02:49:28.000 Yeah, you're going to have some problems with them.

02:49:29.000 With a Porsche, you never have problems, really.

02:49:31.000 Yeah, it's like the difference between a girl who does CrossFit, and she's got thick ass and big legs, and her shoulders are a little stacked, and she looks great in a dress, versus a girl who's like a model who's going to turn an ankle if she goes to the beach. 1.00

02:49:51.000 I thought you were going a different route with that. 0.99

02:49:54.000 I thought you were going to say the CrossFit girl is going to eventually break down because CrossFit's some dangerous shit. 1.00

02:49:59.000 No, the CrossFit girl is the Viper. 1.00

02:50:01.000 That's the Viper ACR. Bury that fucking shitty Ferrari. 1.00

02:50:05.000 You get that new Viper? 1.00

02:50:06.000 That thing breaks racecourses everywhere. 0.98

02:50:08.000 That thing's gnarly.

02:50:09.000 It's burying that Ferrari. 1.00

02:50:10.000 Fuck you! 1.00

02:50:12.000 America! 1.00

02:50:13.000 As it drives by, it sticks his finger out the window and a Kid Rock song plays.

02:50:17.000 I mean, that is not even close.

02:50:19.000 It's gonna kill the Ferrari. 0.99

02:50:20.000 But the Ferrari's like sexier looking.

02:50:23.000 Yeah.

02:50:23.000 Like it's got perfect features.

02:50:25.000 Yes.

02:50:25.000 It's got amazing lips.

02:50:26.000 But when shit goes wrong, it goes wrong. 1.00

02:50:28.000 And when it gets down to fucking, you're gonna want that CrossFit girl. 1.00

02:50:32.000 Yeah, you are. 0.99

02:50:33.000 You're gonna want that girl who can push her way through a spin class. 1.00

02:50:37.000 As the mental toughness just keep on, keep on.

02:50:39.000 Do a 90 minute cross or yoga class.

02:50:42.000 Yeah, you don't want a girl who's got like perfect genes, but she's lazy. 1.00

02:50:45.000 No, hell no!

02:50:48.000 And she just takes Adderall for a few days before her big shoots and doesn't eat. 0.99

02:50:53.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

02:50:54.000 That's a Ford GT. That's a gross color though.

02:50:56.000 I saw one in a sick blue color.

02:50:58.000 It looked amazing.

02:50:59.000 That's like a Ford Taurus color. 1.00

02:51:00.000 Fuck you. 1.00

02:51:01.000 Look at the body on that thing though. 1.00

02:51:03.000 I'm out.

02:51:04.000 I'm out.

02:51:04.000 Yeah, find a better color, Jamie.

02:51:06.000 Fuck off with this color. 1.00

02:51:07.000 Those headlights aren't doing anything for me, either. 1.00

02:51:09.000 We gotta see it at a better angle.

02:51:11.000 Give me the blue and white, for God's sake. 0.99

02:51:13.000 It's America, for fuck's sake. 1.00

02:51:15.000 Jesus. 1.00

02:51:16.000 Goddammit. 0.99

02:51:16.000 Well, I'm not a fan of red with white. 0.99

02:51:19.000 Red with white stripes?

02:51:20.000 I don't think it's good.

02:51:21.000 I like red with black stripes.

02:51:22.000 Me too.

02:51:23.000 That looks badass.

02:51:23.000 I like blue with white.

02:51:24.000 Ooh, that's right.

02:51:25.000 I like what you think.

02:51:26.000 That's America.

02:51:26.000 I like what you think, America.

02:51:28.000 America.

02:51:28.000 Ooh, what you got here for us, Jamie?

02:51:31.000 Oh, look at this!

02:51:32.000 Ooh! 0.96

02:51:34.000 Duh! 1.00

02:51:35.000 Oh, you nailed it, Jamie.

02:51:37.000 Black with red stripes?

02:51:38.000 That might be...

02:51:38.000 Look at that!

02:51:39.000 Damn, son! 1.00

02:51:40.000 Jesus Christ! 1.00

02:51:41.000 Look where the exhaust pipes come out of the back like that. 0.96

02:51:45.000 That...

02:51:45.000 That might be the best-looking car.

02:51:47.000 Fuck, I gotta agree. 1.00

02:51:48.000 That thing is sick! 1.00

02:51:50.000 That might be the best-looking car ever.

02:51:52.000 Those giant Brembo brakes in the front?

02:51:54.000 Okay, listen, Ford. 1.00

02:51:56.000 Give me one of these, you fucks! 1.00

02:51:58.000 Give me a manual! 1.00

02:51:59.000 They're not making it.

02:52:00.000 They're hard to get, right?

02:52:01.000 Double clutch, too.

02:52:03.000 Yeah, but it's also a double clutch.

02:52:05.000 Come on, Ford. 1.00

02:52:07.000 You know Jay Leno's probably got six of them that fuck. 1.00

02:52:09.000 Yeah, there's like 50 of them. 1.00

02:52:10.000 Jay Leno takes 10. Jay Seinfeld takes 20 of them.

02:52:13.000 And we're all fucked. 1.00

02:52:14.000 LeBron James has got one. 1.00

02:52:15.000 Yeah, LeBron James might want to jump in one.

02:52:16.000 For every house.

02:52:17.000 And then Kevin Hart jumps in, though.

02:52:18.000 Yeah, Kevin Hart's got one made out of gold. 1.00

02:52:21.000 Damn, that thing is sick. 1.00

02:52:22.000 Look at that thing, though. 1.00

02:52:23.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:52:23.000 That's the perfect color, Jamie. 0.99

02:52:25.000 You nailed it.

02:52:25.000 Yeah, you've hit it right on the head, John.

02:52:26.000 Black with red stripes.

02:52:27.000 I never knew black with red stripes looked so badass.

02:52:30.000 And with the lights in the back.

02:52:33.000 That's amazing looking.

02:52:36.000 It sounds so good.

02:52:39.000 There's a lot of people right now mad at us. 0.91

02:52:40.000 Yeah, they piss. 0.88

02:52:41.000 Yeah, they're talking cars again, bro. 0.99

02:52:43.000 Hey, we gave you three hours of dicks and what else are we talking about? 0.92

02:52:48.000 Nate Diaz drama. 0.99

02:52:49.000 Nate Diaz.

02:52:50.000 The Conor McGregor fight.

02:52:51.000 How about we went over Mars attacks in depth?

02:52:54.000 Oh, that's right.

02:52:55.000 Don't get mad at us because we like cars. 1.00

02:52:57.000 We talk about the shit we like about. 0.98

02:52:59.000 I really enjoy automotive engineering. 1.00

02:53:02.000 Ugh.

02:53:07.000 We could bring this home. 1.00

02:53:08.000 Let's bring this bitch home. 1.00

02:53:09.000 This weekend, folks, Fight Companion returns. 0.99

02:53:12.000 Saturday night, Stefan Skysstraper-Skroove versus Alexander Volkov, right?

02:53:19.000 That's his name?

02:53:20.000 That's right.

02:53:20.000 And I'm in Cobb's Comedy Club September 14th.

02:53:23.000 And then I'm in Long Beach Laugh Factory, Long Beach September 22nd.

02:53:28.000 tfatk.com for tickets.

02:53:30.000 And we're at the Comedy Store tomorrow night.

02:53:32.000 That's right.

02:53:32.000 I'm with you and Kalia.

02:53:34.000 Oh, Jesus!

02:53:35.000 What a lineup!

02:53:36.000 It's probably sold out.

02:53:37.000 And Sam Tripoli.

02:53:37.000 Sam Tripoli's show.

02:53:38.000 That's right!

02:53:39.000 It might be sold out already.

02:53:40.000 But if it's not, go online.

02:53:42.000 It's on the Comedy Store's website.

02:53:45.000 It's on my Instagram.

02:53:46.000 It's on my Instagram.

02:53:48.000 Alright.

02:53:48.000 Love you guys.

02:53:49.000 Bye.

02:53:49.000 Love you, man.

The Joe Rogan Experience - August 28, 2017

Joe Rogan Experience - Mayweather vs. McGregor Recap with Brendan Schaub

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