The Joe Rogan Experience - October 17, 2011


JRE MMA Show #147 with Sean O'Malley & Tim Welch


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 30 minutes

Words per Minute

200.85466

Word Count

42,223

Sentence Count

4,683

Misogynist Sentences

115

Hate Speech Sentences

75


Summary

Joe Rogan and Dana White sit down to discuss UFC 246, UFC 246 and UFC 246. They discuss the UFC's return to the octagon, Cheeto vs Khabib and the future of the UFC Lightweight division. They also discuss the upcoming UFC 246 fight between Jon Bones and Cowboy Cerrone and how it feels to be the current UFC Light Heavyweight Champion. Joe and Dana also talk about the recent UFC 246 loss to Cheeto and how they feel about it. They give their predictions for the next fight between Cowboy and Jon "The Notorious" Cowboy and what they expect to happen in the fight. They finish off the episode by talking about their favorite UFC fighters and who they are looking forward to fighting next. Joe Rogan Experience is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. Native Creative is a multi-platform media production company based in Los Angeles, California. They produce content for Native Creative, Native Social Media, Native Podcasts, Native English, Native American, and Native American Podcasts as well as original music and original original music. The Joe Rogans Experience is produced by Native Creative and Native Creative Productions. We are proud to present Native Creative Commons: Native Creative on a Plant-Based Podcast. Native Creative's Creative Commons and Native Arts. Co-Produced By Native Creative - Native Creative & Native Word Artwork - Creative Commons and Native Word - Native Word Music - Native word Artwork by Native Word, Native Word and Native Spirit - Native Spirit, Inc., Native Word & Native Spirit by Native Spirit Native Word Productions, Inc. Copyright 2019 Copyright 2019 by Native Creativity, LLC. All Rights Reserved. This Podcast is Copyright & Used Permission granted to Native Wordsworth, LLC , Native Word Works, LLC., Native Creative Works, Native Creative Rights, Native Image, Native Species, Native Breeders, LLC, Native Plant Life, Native Animal Rights, LLC and Native Plant Farm, LLC , Native Plant, LLC & Native Plantation, LLC by Native Plant Plantation Plantation Farms, LLC . by Native Breed, Incorporated, LLC (Native Plantation Farm, California, LLC etc., Inc., etc., etc. , Inc., LLC, etc., LLC., Native Plantations, Inc.. - Native Plant and Inc., Copyright & Breeders Inc., Inc. , etc., Native Plant Rights, etc. etc., , etc. , & Native Species Rights,


Transcript

00:00:03.000 The Joe Rogan Experience.
00:00:06.000 Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
00:00:11.000 And we're up.
00:00:13.000 Boys, when we did the first one together, was like five years ago?
00:00:17.000 Yeah, I think it was 2017, right?
00:00:20.000 Er, 2018?
00:00:22.000 I was 2-0 in the UFC. I was just coming off the Andre Soccer Mom fight where I broke my foot.
00:00:28.000 Yeah, I was 23. Yeah, that was just after your broken foot.
00:00:32.000 Yeah.
00:00:34.000 And now here you are, the fucking champ of the world.
00:00:37.000 We did it.
00:00:38.000 Living in a dream.
00:00:39.000 It's crazy because that whole fight week, I always take a lot of naps fight week, especially because it was on the East Coast and we were trying to stay up late.
00:00:46.000 And I'd have crazy vivid dreams.
00:00:48.000 Not necessarily about the fight, but just really vivid dreams.
00:00:52.000 And so after the fight, it just felt like I was kind of in one of those dreams.
00:00:57.000 I'm like, there's no way that went out, that played out perfect.
00:01:00.000 There's no way that played out literally how I wanted to play out.
00:01:04.000 So for a while, I kept thinking like, I'm gonna wake up in my bed and still have to go out there and do that.
00:01:09.000 But I haven't woke up from a nap yet.
00:01:11.000 So we're still rolling.
00:01:13.000 Well, it makes you wonder what dreams really are.
00:01:17.000 It's so weird that we just accept that we close our eyes every night and scenarios take place that don't really take place and they seem super vivid and then weird things happen in them and then you wake up and you're like, oh, that wasn't real.
00:01:32.000 But we just accept that there's many times where I've been in a lucid dream.
00:01:37.000 Or many times I've been in a dream that felt so real.
00:01:42.000 What's going on in our heads?
00:01:44.000 Probably a lot during Sober October for you too, because I noticed when I quit smoking weed in camp, like when I get close to the fight, my dreams are so fucking vivid.
00:01:52.000 It's kind of scary.
00:01:54.000 It's like a snapshot of another dimension.
00:01:55.000 I'm like, could that possibly be us in another dimension witnessing our life play out some other way?
00:02:02.000 It could be that what you're doing is like peeking.
00:02:05.000 You're like, every night you like peek into another dimension and pop back up in the morning when you wake up.
00:02:11.000 That's one of the theories about DMT. It's some sort of a chemical gateway to the next dimension or the next realm of existence and that when the lights go out and then your brain floods with that stuff, your consciousness uses that chemical as a gateway.
00:02:29.000 We've never done DMT. I've told myself I want to do DMT, ayahuasca, that stuff after fighting.
00:02:36.000 Because right now I have a mindset to I want to be world champ, I want to be the greatest, I want to kill in the cage.
00:02:41.000 But I feel like if I do something like that, maybe I switch that around.
00:02:44.000 I want to wait.
00:02:45.000 Yeah, it might be a problem.
00:02:46.000 You might become loving.
00:02:47.000 Yeah, that's literally the issue.
00:02:49.000 I still have that fucking want to kill.
00:02:52.000 Not Sean Strickland want to kill, but in the cage.
00:02:55.000 Dominate.
00:02:55.000 Yeah, dominate.
00:02:56.000 When we were talking to Dana too, he said Cheeto has recently started doing mushrooms when he was training and stuff.
00:03:02.000 I wonder if that has anything to do with his performances versus Sanhagen and stuff.
00:03:08.000 Just looks stuck in the mud.
00:03:10.000 I think it's just Sanhagen.
00:03:12.000 That's what I think.
00:03:13.000 Sanhagen was just way faster.
00:03:15.000 He's so diverse.
00:03:16.000 He's got so much going on.
00:03:17.000 I love watching that guy fight because like...
00:03:19.000 When he's going after folks, he's giving them so many looks.
00:03:23.000 There's so much going on.
00:03:26.000 The patterns are non-existent.
00:03:29.000 I'm sure they exist, but I'm not picking them up.
00:03:32.000 You think he's going to kick, he shoots.
00:03:34.000 You think he's going to punch, he kicks.
00:03:35.000 There's movement to the side.
00:03:37.000 You think he's going to engage and he doesn't.
00:03:39.000 Yeah, his last three fights, too, he's been really wrestling a lot.
00:03:43.000 So you gotta think, like, because I don't know, I could fight, I mean, there's a couple different people I could fight next, but, like, thinking about fighting Corey, it's like, okay, is he gonna be turned into that wrestler, or is he gonna wanna strike, or is he gonna mix it up?
00:03:54.000 I'm assuming, you know, going into a fight with Corey, he's gonna wanna mix it up a bit, but, yeah, it's interesting.
00:03:59.000 You just don't know.
00:03:59.000 He can do anything.
00:04:00.000 Yeah.
00:04:00.000 And the fact that he pulled that fight off with a completely torn tricep, first round, tears the tricep from the bone, needs surgery.
00:04:08.000 I was excited for that fight too.
00:04:09.000 Yeah, me too.
00:04:10.000 I stopped watching at one point.
00:04:12.000 I think that was the same night, like Jake, Nate, so I was kind of flipping back and forth.
00:04:17.000 I was so excited for that fight.
00:04:18.000 I thought it was going to be one of those bangers.
00:04:20.000 He did what he had to do to win.
00:04:22.000 It wasn't super entertaining.
00:04:25.000 Yeah, I was really interested in seeing him fight Umar.
00:04:29.000 Yeah.
00:04:30.000 That was the interesting one.
00:04:31.000 Yeah.
00:04:32.000 Fuck, I forgot that was it.
00:04:34.000 Yeah.
00:04:34.000 Umar Nurmagomedov is a fucking, he's a problem.
00:04:37.000 I want him to start.
00:04:38.000 I mean, he's got the name Nurmagomedov.
00:04:41.000 I don't know how many fights he has in the UFC, how many wins he has.
00:04:43.000 I've actually never really watched a fight, but I know he's got the name and I know he's fucking super skilled.
00:04:47.000 He trains with those guys.
00:04:48.000 That could be a huge fight someday.
00:04:50.000 I want him to fucking start winning some fights.
00:04:52.000 I was excited for him to potentially beat Corey or for Corey to get a win over him.
00:04:56.000 Right.
00:04:57.000 Just to build characters and build like big fights.
00:04:59.000 That's what I want.
00:05:00.000 I want big fucking fights.
00:05:01.000 Well, you're going to bring big fights.
00:05:03.000 That's what's so exciting about having someone who's a champ who's such a big personality.
00:05:07.000 Yeah.
00:05:07.000 And there's so many eyes on the Bantamweight division now, you know?
00:05:11.000 The Bantamweight division has always been, like, just a fucking murderer's row.
00:05:16.000 From Hennen Burrow to T.J. Dillashaw, like, across the board, Dominic Cruz, you know?
00:05:23.000 Goddamn.
00:05:24.000 I mean, Cody Garbrandt, like, people forget because of Cody's losses, but how good Cody is when he's on, you know?
00:05:33.000 Cody's just a guy who's been in a lot of wars, you know?
00:05:35.000 Seems like he's got just injury issues too, right?
00:05:38.000 A lot of injury issues.
00:05:39.000 Which sucks.
00:05:39.000 I remember after one of my fights, I got injured and he said, some people just aren't built for this.
00:05:43.000 And that didn't age well for him.
00:05:45.000 But, I mean, hey, dude, I feel like I'm fragile sometimes too.
00:05:48.000 If I didn't start working with Brandon Harris, like my strength and conditioning coach, and Dan Garner for nutrition, like, I feel like I was getting injured all the fucking time.
00:05:56.000 Yeah.
00:05:57.000 It sucks.
00:05:57.000 This sport's brutal.
00:05:58.000 It's the most brutal.
00:06:00.000 And there's no way to prevent that.
00:06:02.000 No.
00:06:02.000 You know, some people are incredible.
00:06:03.000 Like Jim Miller...
00:06:04.000 Yeah.
00:06:05.000 Jim Miller's never had surgery.
00:06:06.000 I feel like it's their genes.
00:06:07.000 They must be.
00:06:08.000 They gotta be.
00:06:09.000 He's got some weird fucking woodsman genes.
00:06:12.000 Yeah.
00:06:12.000 Some blogger genes.
00:06:14.000 Right?
00:06:15.000 Like a Benson Henderson.
00:06:16.000 It's crazy there's just so many different paths to make someone a champion.
00:06:20.000 There's this one way, you gotta do it.
00:06:22.000 Yeah.
00:06:23.000 No, there's just so many ways.
00:06:25.000 Like Sean Strickland's sparring all the time, and then I fucking literally only spar in camp.
00:06:31.000 It's like just two opposite styles, both just one at similar times.
00:06:35.000 It's wild.
00:06:36.000 What Sean is doing is so unique because, you know, they put a mouthpiece on him.
00:06:41.000 You know, the UFC had some device.
00:06:43.000 I think it was a mouthpiece.
00:06:44.000 Did they use it with you where they tried to figure out how many times you get hit in sparring?
00:06:47.000 Uh-uh.
00:06:47.000 Well, they gave him this thing, and they found out that he spars more than all the other fighters they tested, and he gets hit less than all the other fighters they tested.
00:06:56.000 He gets hit less than anybody, which is amazing.
00:06:59.000 But it's the timing.
00:07:01.000 It's his distance control.
00:07:02.000 He's, like, so tuned in to the idea of hitting a person.
00:07:07.000 Not just hitting a bag, not just doing drills, but all of his moves, all of his movements when he's training are hitting people.
00:07:14.000 I wonder how many of his sparring partners are like, I don't even want to fucking hit him because he's just going to turn it up and it's going to be a full fight.
00:07:20.000 Because there's guys you spar with and it's like, okay, if I hit this dude, we're going to fight.
00:07:25.000 So I wonder how many of those guys know going into sparring, like, okay, if I even hit him, it's going to turn into something.
00:07:30.000 I might as well just kind of play around for five minutes, get to the next guy.
00:07:34.000 I'm sure.
00:07:35.000 But, I mean, you look at the guys.
00:07:36.000 He's got talented guys he trains with.
00:07:38.000 Chris Curtis.
00:07:39.000 Chris Curtis is talented.
00:07:40.000 Chris Curtis is really talented in the pocket.
00:07:43.000 You know, he's really good at, like, ripping the body.
00:07:47.000 Boxing is excellent.
00:07:47.000 He's got really good defense.
00:07:49.000 So him and Sean together, I mean, that's, like, just two savages.
00:07:53.000 Yeah.
00:07:53.000 Just good boxers, too.
00:07:55.000 Solid boxing.
00:07:56.000 Strickland just doesn't switch stances at all.
00:07:59.000 Just orthodox the whole time.
00:08:01.000 Man, he was just fucking sweet to watch.
00:08:03.000 And, dude, his leg checks, the checks from those kicks was so on point.
00:08:07.000 Yeah, it was impressive.
00:08:08.000 None of them snuck in.
00:08:09.000 The best at that of all time, of sneaking kicks in, is Pejeta.
00:08:14.000 So scary.
00:08:15.000 It doesn't make sense, the way he does it.
00:08:18.000 His shin moves, nothing else.
00:08:20.000 It's wild.
00:08:21.000 He keeps his shoulders completely square, and you do not see it coming.
00:08:26.000 So he sacrifices, but he's got so much power.
00:08:29.000 He can sacrifice some power, and it doesn't matter.
00:08:31.000 He's just doing numbers on that calf.
00:08:33.000 And Izzy's leg was fucked after the first round of the second fight.
00:08:37.000 You could tell.
00:08:39.000 That's crazy they just added that to the co-main event for Jon Jones and Stipe.
00:08:42.000 Because neither of them are champions, so they're going to stack that fucking card and only have to pay out Jon Jones because he's the champion for pay-per-view.
00:08:48.000 Oh, that's interesting.
00:08:50.000 You're thinking like a businessman now.
00:08:52.000 The champ thinks like a businessman.
00:08:54.000 I've been thinking like a businessman.
00:08:56.000 Yeah, I hear you.
00:08:57.000 I feel like I've been champ for a long time and just finally official.
00:09:00.000 That card's gonna be fucking sweet.
00:09:02.000 Who else is on that card?
00:09:04.000 I think there's another banger on that card.
00:09:08.000 They always try to stack New York City.
00:09:10.000 That Madison Square Garden card is special.
00:09:13.000 There's something special about that arena.
00:09:15.000 That arena gives you goosebumps just walking in.
00:09:18.000 You're like, God damn.
00:09:19.000 That TD Garden was fucking crazy.
00:09:21.000 Because my first nine fights in the UFC were all in Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas.
00:09:25.000 And then I fought in Abu Dhabi.
00:09:26.000 And then we went to Boston.
00:09:28.000 So that was the first time fighting somewhere other than Vegas in the United States.
00:09:32.000 Yeah, so those are the two big ones.
00:09:33.000 And scroll down, we'll see the rest of it.
00:09:35.000 Jessica Andrade, Mackenzie Dern, that's a good fight.
00:09:37.000 Okay, some decence, but not what I was thinking.
00:09:39.000 Jared Gordon, Mark Madsen, that's a good fight.
00:09:41.000 No, yeah, I thought there was more bangers.
00:09:43.000 Sometimes they have a nice prelim, nice main event prelim.
00:09:46.000 Yeah, what's the prelim?
00:09:47.000 Go to the ESPN. Mackenzie Dern, Jiggly.
00:09:52.000 Okay, so that's what makes sense, because this doesn't look like the actual order.
00:09:55.000 Because here we're talking in September.
00:09:58.000 I believe that's the main, the co-main, and probably maybe the fight before that, but they might move all this shit around.
00:10:04.000 This is just the announced fight.
00:10:06.000 I don't think they would open up the pay-per-view with these matchups.
00:10:10.000 I guess it's not even October yet.
00:10:11.000 Right.
00:10:12.000 I'm very interested to see...
00:10:15.000 How much Stipe's got left in the tank.
00:10:17.000 You know, one of the things I really like is that he spent all this time off.
00:10:21.000 So he hasn't been hit.
00:10:22.000 He, you know, no punishments, no wars, no KOs.
00:10:25.000 He's been two solid years of recovery.
00:10:28.000 That's huge.
00:10:30.000 It's big.
00:10:30.000 Even if he wasn't training crazy, but his body was able to kind of recover, I feel like there's so much into that than just being training, training, training, training, and fucking busting yourself down.
00:10:40.000 I mean, it was just never taking anything away from DC, but I've often wondered if that KO, if some of that KO was him coming off of that fight with Francis.
00:10:49.000 Because if you go watch that first round, Of that fight with Francis?
00:10:54.000 Yeah.
00:10:54.000 Jesus Luizus.
00:10:56.000 I mean, Francis hit him with some meteors.
00:10:59.000 He's so fucking...
00:11:01.000 He just opened up the gas tank too much and ran dry.
00:11:04.000 But he wasn't patient.
00:11:06.000 He was just trying to take him out.
00:11:07.000 He was just winging wild and burned off all his energy.
00:11:09.000 But Stipe took some shots.
00:11:11.000 He took some fucking shots.
00:11:13.000 Yeah, Stipe forced some of those wrestling scrambles and that just zapped Francis.
00:11:17.000 I think that Stipe-John Jones fight is going to be more competitive than people think.
00:11:21.000 Well, the real question is, you know, what is it like when John fights a legit heavyweight that can do everything?
00:11:29.000 Yeah.
00:11:30.000 Right?
00:11:30.000 Because Stipe is not just like...
00:11:32.000 Cyril Gaon is a fantastic striker.
00:11:34.000 I mean, he's one of the most beautiful strikers in the heavyweight division.
00:11:36.000 I love watching that guy move.
00:11:38.000 He does wild stuff.
00:11:39.000 You ever see how he throws that front kick from a side stance?
00:11:43.000 And he throws like a twisting kick?
00:11:45.000 Uh-uh.
00:11:45.000 He doesn't throw the front...
00:11:47.000 He stands like Southpaw, right?
00:11:49.000 And he bobs around like this.
00:11:51.000 And he's totally sideways, and he twists his foot out.
00:11:55.000 Oh, they'll show it there.
00:11:57.000 Let's see.
00:11:57.000 He twists his foot out like a twisting kick if they show the front kicks to the body, if he does any.
00:12:03.000 He did a lot of them against Tai Tuivasa, too.
00:12:05.000 Yeah, I thought him versus Jon Jones was going to be a fucking crazy, like, war.
00:12:09.000 Yeah, but Jon's just so much better at wrestling.
00:12:13.000 Yeah.
00:12:13.000 So much better grappler.
00:12:15.000 He's so fast, man!
00:12:17.000 D-Loo, that's crazy to think, because D-Loo looked good last fight, right?
00:12:20.000 The knee, he looked skinny, looked in shape.
00:12:23.000 But he just doesn't have the kicking acumen.
00:12:26.000 It's not his style.
00:12:28.000 If you could find the ones, that's him throwing kicks, but eh.
00:12:32.000 He just does this weird thing where he stands sideways, and instead of the front kick going like this, like straight out, the front kick goes like this.
00:12:42.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, I know.
00:12:43.000 Okay, I see what you're saying.
00:12:45.000 So his knee when he lands is almost like sideways.
00:12:49.000 He did a lot.
00:12:49.000 Oh, that was a Tuivasa fight.
00:12:51.000 That was a crazy fight.
00:12:53.000 Ty's only like 32 or something, wasn't he?
00:12:55.000 Oh, my God.
00:12:56.000 I thought that fucker was.
00:12:57.000 He's 85 in a war.
00:12:58.000 Right, especially with the boos.
00:13:00.000 Oh, yeah, the boos and the war.
00:13:02.000 He's just an animal, man.
00:13:03.000 The boos will get you.
00:13:05.000 Hopefully they'll show it.
00:13:06.000 Oh, boom, boom.
00:13:08.000 Oh.
00:13:08.000 Yeah.
00:13:09.000 He kept stabbing him with this front kick.
00:13:13.000 This is the combination.
00:13:16.000 Oh my god, he was good.
00:13:18.000 Yeah.
00:13:19.000 Stabbing body shots.
00:13:20.000 He's just so unusual for a heavyweight, that kind of movement.
00:13:24.000 There he is.
00:13:24.000 See it?
00:13:24.000 Yeah.
00:13:25.000 That was more like a front kick.
00:13:27.000 That was definitely more like a front kick.
00:13:28.000 But he'll show it totally sideways.
00:13:32.000 Just a little trick.
00:13:33.000 Almost like a crescent kick or something like that.
00:13:35.000 Which people are starting to do now, too.
00:13:38.000 I forget this dude's name, but one guy knocked a guy out in an MMA fight with an inside crescent kick.
00:13:43.000 And I was like, I was always wondering.
00:13:45.000 I was always wondering if someone was going to be able to pull that off.
00:13:48.000 Where you're standing like this and you go like that?
00:13:49.000 Yeah, you do it like this way.
00:13:51.000 Yeah.
00:13:52.000 It's just so hard to pull off.
00:13:54.000 Anderson tried it a few times.
00:13:56.000 Here it is.
00:13:58.000 Check this out.
00:13:59.000 That's nasty.
00:14:00.000 Dink?
00:14:01.000 That looked fucking weird.
00:14:02.000 I shouted out that dude on Instagram when it happened.
00:14:04.000 But what is his name, Jamie?
00:14:08.000 Justin Barry.
00:14:09.000 Yeah, show that one more time.
00:14:11.000 Because, like, from where he's standing, you kind of feel like you're safe.
00:14:14.000 Oh, that was right to the fucking shin of the chin.
00:14:16.000 Right, so you see how he's, it's like he's kind of, his foot is in the center, right?
00:14:20.000 So watch how he stands.
00:14:22.000 He's kind of out of place, you would think, to kick you in the face.
00:14:25.000 Well, even to do the right defense, if he's throwing a right tee, if you're going to use your right hand, so you're going to leave that exposed.
00:14:31.000 It's pretty wicked.
00:14:32.000 I mean, it's tricky for sure.
00:14:33.000 Yeah, but it's wicked.
00:14:34.000 Look at how it worked.
00:14:35.000 I mean, my God, that's crazy.
00:14:36.000 And he did not see that coming.
00:14:38.000 I'll throw that up next fight.
00:14:41.000 Let's go.
00:14:42.000 I will.
00:14:43.000 Let's go.
00:14:44.000 So the next fight is not officially announced, but you believe it'll be Cheeto.
00:14:48.000 I want it to be Cheeto.
00:14:49.000 I called that before the fight.
00:14:51.000 Once they announced that...
00:14:52.000 Well, Cheeto was supposed to fight Henry on my card.
00:14:53.000 So I was like, I want the winner of that.
00:14:55.000 I want Cheeto versus Henry.
00:14:56.000 I want the winner of that if I go out there and do what I do against Aljo.
00:14:59.000 Henry pulled out.
00:15:01.000 Pedro stepped up.
00:15:03.000 And I was like, well, if Cheeto wins, it makes sense.
00:15:05.000 You know?
00:15:06.000 So, that's what I want.
00:15:07.000 Why has Puyo Duyon been on the shelf?
00:15:08.000 He just got announced Song Yedong.
00:15:11.000 Oh, when's that?
00:15:13.000 I think that's sooner than later, actually.
00:15:15.000 But that's fucked, Peter.
00:15:16.000 Because Song's a problem.
00:15:19.000 That was another great fight.
00:15:20.000 We went to see the Sanhagen-Song Yedong fight at the Apex, which is incredible.
00:15:26.000 Have you gone to the Apex just to watch a fight?
00:15:29.000 We watched the Contender series there once.
00:15:31.000 It was fucking cool.
00:15:32.000 I was thinking about flying out last weekend for Fazeev versus Gamrot.
00:15:36.000 I was like, I want to see that one.
00:15:38.000 That was at the Apex.
00:15:40.000 Which, it's the best place to see fights, man.
00:15:42.000 I hate the small cage.
00:15:45.000 I hate it.
00:15:45.000 Big difference, right?
00:15:48.000 I'll probably never...
00:15:49.000 Well, I guess it's at the Apex.
00:15:50.000 I'll never fight in a small cage again.
00:15:53.000 It doesn't help my style.
00:15:55.000 I like being able to move around as much as possible.
00:15:57.000 Here's why I'm confused.
00:15:59.000 Why?
00:15:59.000 Why have a small cage when you own the arena?
00:16:02.000 They had a small cage back when we used to do the Pearl of the Palms because it was a smaller place to put the stage.
00:16:09.000 So they go, we'll just make the cage, what is it, like 30% smaller?
00:16:13.000 44% or something like that.
00:16:14.000 Almost, yeah, it's like, it's damn near 50%.
00:16:17.000 And it feels like it.
00:16:19.000 It fucking feels like it.
00:16:19.000 I remember when Corey fought Aljo in the small cage.
00:16:24.000 And then I said something about not wanting to fight in a small cage, and I don't think Corey should either because of the style, and then Corey's like, oh, that's just your insecurity.
00:16:31.000 I'm like, dude, you got fucking choked out in 14 seconds against Aljo.
00:16:35.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:16:36.000 I think they said the lighting wasn't set up.
00:16:39.000 They didn't put the right lights in for the big cage when I asked someone.
00:16:41.000 Hey, guess what?
00:16:42.000 You're the UFC. Zero building.
00:16:44.000 Guess what?
00:16:44.000 You guys fucking for no reason decided to build your own arena.
00:16:48.000 I'm getting a fucking full-size octagon.
00:16:50.000 I'm building a warehouse on my property right now.
00:16:51.000 I'm getting a full-size octagon in there too.
00:16:53.000 Really?
00:16:53.000 Because, I mean, at Tim's gym, at the MMA lab, pretty much any gym you go to, they all have smaller gyms, or smaller cages in there.
00:17:00.000 And just even sparring, it's like, it's just different.
00:17:04.000 It's like playing, if you're going to be in the NBA and you're playing a half court.
00:17:07.000 Yeah.
00:17:07.000 It's just different.
00:17:08.000 Well, I've been advocating for no cage for a long time.
00:17:10.000 I would be unbeatable.
00:17:11.000 No one could beat me.
00:17:12.000 There was this Russian promotion that we were just watching from back in the day with Igor Vovchanshin.
00:17:18.000 And he was fighting some dude and it was just this big round platform.
00:17:23.000 Jesus.
00:17:23.000 And it was just flat.
00:17:25.000 And there was no cage.
00:17:26.000 And you see everything.
00:17:27.000 That's sweet.
00:17:28.000 The fucking eye sight, there's not a bad eye line in the house.
00:17:33.000 Because everybody's seeing the fight.
00:17:35.000 There's no poles that are blocking the way.
00:17:36.000 What was that called?
00:17:38.000 What promotion was that called?
00:17:38.000 I don't know.
00:17:39.000 This was in the 90s.
00:17:40.000 Mr. Power Man, 1996. Oh, no way.
00:17:43.000 What the fuck?
00:17:45.000 Yeah, show it so you can see what it looked like, Jim.
00:17:48.000 It's pretty dope.
00:17:49.000 And that's my dream.
00:17:50.000 My dream is no cage.
00:17:51.000 Because I think the cage is just too many elements.
00:17:54.000 There's too much going on.
00:17:55.000 So look at this.
00:17:57.000 So there's just like a little barrier on the outside.
00:17:59.000 This is only one of them that they did.
00:18:03.000 That's only one that they did.
00:18:05.000 Another one that they did was like completely flat.
00:18:08.000 Oh, Igor was a fucking animal, dude.
00:18:09.000 That's when he was smaller.
00:18:11.000 5'8 heavyweight.
00:18:13.000 No way.
00:18:14.000 5'8 heavyweight?
00:18:15.000 Jesus.
00:18:16.000 TKO'd Mark Kerr as a 5'8 heavyweight.
00:18:19.000 Oh!
00:18:20.000 Yeah, see, the cage is like...
00:18:24.000 Isn't that way better?
00:18:25.000 And look at how much size you would have to move around.
00:18:27.000 Obviously, you wouldn't have that bullshit floor.
00:18:29.000 That floor looks like the moment you sweat, you're tearing an ACL. That floor looks terrible.
00:18:35.000 God, that floor sucks.
00:18:37.000 It does.
00:18:37.000 It sucks so bad.
00:18:38.000 It's loose.
00:18:39.000 It's everything.
00:18:40.000 I hate when I go to a jiu-jitsu gym and they have, like, homemade mats, so they have, like, the loose stuff.
00:18:47.000 Yeah, a little saggy tip mat.
00:18:48.000 Like, what do you, do you guys hate grip?
00:18:50.000 Like, do you guys hate, like, foot positioning?
00:18:54.000 Like, slipping around on all that shit.
00:18:57.000 Yeah, no cage would change the game.
00:18:59.000 Because a lot of wrestlers...
00:19:01.000 I feel like the only chance...
00:19:02.000 I could take it down in the open, but I feel like it's going to be a lot harder than to push me up against the cage.
00:19:09.000 I mean, that's what Aljo's 100% goal was.
00:19:11.000 Push me up against the cage, take me down, work from there.
00:19:13.000 But if there's no fucking cage, what's your fucking game plan?
00:19:16.000 Also, how much fewer clinches would there be?
00:19:19.000 Yeah.
00:19:20.000 It would be a huge factor because how many clinches take place in that weird danger zone when you're right up against the cage like just grab this motherfucker.
00:19:27.000 It's just there's so many moments where guys are like what you know and they're trying to reset and they go in for the clinch.
00:19:33.000 That shit would not be available if there's no cage.
00:19:36.000 If you have this big-ass basketball-sized circle in the middle of an arena and that's where the guys are fighting, it would be incredible.
00:19:44.000 It'd be incredible.
00:19:46.000 It's really the way to do it.
00:19:47.000 Yeah.
00:19:47.000 Something about the cage makes it like...
00:19:50.000 Badass.
00:19:50.000 I don't know what it is.
00:19:52.000 Pitbulls and glitter.
00:19:53.000 Steal the fliction shirts.
00:19:55.000 It's a dragon fucking a pitbull in the ass.
00:19:59.000 With Japanese lettering.
00:20:01.000 The old school real gangster shit.
00:20:03.000 I love those shirts.
00:20:05.000 Yeah, fighting in Japan would be fucking crazy.
00:20:07.000 Yeah, fighting in Japan, if you're like a world champion, that's like a mecha place, right?
00:20:16.000 If you want to fight in Madison Square Garden, but fighting in Tokyo as a martial artist, that would be crazy.
00:20:24.000 Saitama Super Arena, right?
00:20:26.000 Oh my god.
00:20:28.000 UFC's never done that, right?
00:20:30.000 We did an arena in Japan.
00:20:32.000 I commented on it.
00:20:33.000 It was in Tokyo a few years back.
00:20:36.000 It's amazing.
00:20:37.000 They're so knowledgeable, and also they applaud when things happen, like when someone passes the guard.
00:20:42.000 They get it.
00:20:43.000 Yeah.
00:20:44.000 They get it a little bit.
00:20:45.000 I wonder why Dana or any of them haven't looked into yellow cards, where your purse gets taken from you.
00:20:51.000 Well, the problem with that is it's so subjective, right?
00:20:54.000 Let's look at this Valentina Shevchenko-Alexa Grasso rematch.
00:20:59.000 Where one judge scores the final round, a pivotal fight round.
00:21:04.000 It's like, that's what makes the fight.
00:21:05.000 One judge scores a 10-8.
00:21:07.000 No one agrees with him.
00:21:08.000 Literally no one agrees with him.
00:21:10.000 Like, what the fuck?
00:21:11.000 Because if he didn't score a 10-8 and he just scored a 10-9...
00:21:13.000 Valentina wins.
00:21:14.000 Then Valentina wins.
00:21:15.000 I went back and watched it just once, but I was kind of surfing on my phone.
00:21:17.000 I thought Grasso won three out of the five rounds.
00:21:20.000 But I also, like I said, I was surfing a little bit on my phone.
00:21:23.000 Yeah, it's hard.
00:21:24.000 It's hard to casually watch a fight.
00:21:26.000 Yeah, you gotta fucking...
00:21:27.000 Yeah, I like watching fights with, like Eddie Bravo taught me how to do this, because Eddie Bravo at one point in time was doing the Max Kellerman, not Max Kellerman, who's that dude, Letterman, that does it on Harold Letterman, he used to do it on HBO fights, where in between rounds, I gave that round to Davis.
00:21:44.000 10-8!
00:21:45.000 And he would give his explanation for what he thought.
00:21:48.000 So he was basically like an independent scorekeeper.
00:21:51.000 So Eddie would do that.
00:21:53.000 We did it for a few UFCs.
00:21:55.000 Where he would come in and he would talk about Eddie Bravo with what he thinks happened score-wise.
00:22:01.000 And he would take a piece of paper and he would have two sides.
00:22:04.000 One side would be this guy, one side would be that guy.
00:22:07.000 And he would write on the lines kicks, punches, takedowns, Power, like power shots.
00:22:14.000 I forget all of his criteria.
00:22:15.000 So as he's watching the fight, he's writing things.
00:22:18.000 So it's not just going on memory.
00:22:20.000 I think he got him more.
00:22:22.000 And he also had access to whatever stats we had at the time.
00:22:26.000 Although I don't think we had the kind of stats you have now.
00:22:28.000 Now you're getting constantly updated on significant strikes.
00:22:34.000 What is a significant strike?
00:22:35.000 That was a weird one in Izzy and Strickland, right?
00:22:39.000 Because they were showing that...
00:22:41.000 There's one point where Izzy had landed more significant strikes, and I'm like, but to where?
00:22:48.000 Is a significant strike, is like a leg kick that gets checked.
00:22:53.000 Are you calling that a significant strike?
00:22:55.000 If a guy lifts his leg up, and the leg...
00:22:58.000 Yeah, he did get kicked hard, but what is...
00:23:01.000 Here's Eddie Bravo, Randy Silver, or Tim Silver, and Randy Couture.
00:23:06.000 Round and count action.
00:23:07.000 And even though Tim Silver landed some good elbows off his back, still another 10-9 round for Randy Couture.
00:23:15.000 I think that was a good thing to do.
00:23:16.000 It's also a good thing to put the actual judges on blast.
00:23:21.000 I agree.
00:23:22.000 Because when DC and I are doing commentary, you can't do commentary and score a fight.
00:23:27.000 You can kind of have...
00:23:28.000 An idea, but you're trying to be entertaining.
00:23:33.000 You're trying to, like, give life to what's happening.
00:23:36.000 And you're just reacting like, oh!
00:23:38.000 You want to scream and swear.
00:23:40.000 And you just, I'm doing my best to not.
00:23:42.000 But you can't do, you should be quiet.
00:23:45.000 Just quiet and thinking about it.
00:23:48.000 And you should also have access to replays.
00:23:50.000 Do you think you should be that close?
00:23:52.000 Or should you be on a monitor where you see different angles?
00:23:55.000 In a room like this?
00:23:56.000 I think they have monitors now.
00:23:58.000 They didn't used to have monitors, which is crazy.
00:24:01.000 The refs stand in there sometimes.
00:24:02.000 Or the poll.
00:24:02.000 I guess not a poll if you're a judge.
00:24:04.000 I don't think they listen though.
00:24:07.000 I don't think they listen to commentary.
00:24:09.000 Which is probably good.
00:24:10.000 Because commentary could definitely influence it.
00:24:13.000 Like if someone DC trains with.
00:24:15.000 It's so crazy, though, if you're a judge and you never felt a checked kick, because when I fought Pedro, I swear, I felt his foot land on my shin, and I felt like I was fucking him up when he was kicking me, and then the judges obviously gave him the first round.
00:24:32.000 He didn't punch me in the face once, I had more significant strikes, but he was landing leg kicks, but I was checking them.
00:24:38.000 I feel like I fucked his feet up from checking kicks.
00:24:41.000 And they gave him the round, but it's just like they've probably never checked a kick or threw a kick in their life.
00:24:48.000 But these guys are making such an important decision.
00:24:51.000 Yeah, Chris Lieben, he's making his Nevada judging debut.
00:24:56.000 That'd be interesting.
00:24:56.000 I think he already did.
00:24:57.000 And he's already been a referee.
00:24:59.000 He's been a referee for quite a while now.
00:25:01.000 Did he make his debut last fight, or is he going to?
00:25:04.000 No, he did.
00:25:05.000 Yeah, last weekend.
00:25:05.000 Oh, okay.
00:25:06.000 On the fight card.
00:25:07.000 Damn, that's probably a lot of pressure on you.
00:25:09.000 Everyone's looking at it like, well, how'd you score it?
00:25:11.000 How'd you score it?
00:25:12.000 Right, yeah.
00:25:12.000 Man, there's some crazy stories about Lieben back in the day.
00:25:15.000 Oh, he's a wild man.
00:25:16.000 Just getting fucked up the night before fights.
00:25:19.000 Really?
00:25:19.000 Yeah.
00:25:20.000 Yeah.
00:25:21.000 Being drunk at the...
00:25:23.000 Casino?
00:25:23.000 The slots and stuff, Robert Follis would tell me.
00:25:26.000 And then go out and win.
00:25:27.000 Oh, he could crack, though.
00:25:29.000 Fuck yeah.
00:25:30.000 He could crack.
00:25:30.000 Remember when he knocked out Vanderlei?
00:25:32.000 Oh, that was sweet.
00:25:33.000 Remember that fight?
00:25:34.000 Yeah.
00:25:34.000 Holy shit.
00:25:35.000 Chris Lieben had a hammer of a left hand.
00:25:37.000 I mean, a hammer.
00:25:39.000 Especially when he was hurt.
00:25:40.000 Yeah.
00:25:41.000 There's some guys that just fucking have just some kind of stupid fucking power.
00:25:47.000 Mm-hmm.
00:25:47.000 You know, there's some Paul Daly dudes out there.
00:25:50.000 Yeah, he's fun to watch.
00:25:51.000 He's interesting because he's orthodox left-handed.
00:25:55.000 Yes!
00:25:56.000 He throws that fucking crazy left hand.
00:25:58.000 That's fun to watch.
00:26:00.000 I hope Michael Venom Page comes to UFC. I know there's a lot of talks.
00:26:04.000 I believe they're going to get that.
00:26:05.000 That would make that division so interesting.
00:26:08.000 Oh yeah, he's a handful.
00:26:11.000 He's so difficult.
00:26:12.000 That style.
00:26:13.000 And I always said that that's going to be the next factor in MMA is these point karate guys.
00:26:20.000 One of these point karate guys really figures out everything else.
00:26:24.000 They become dedicated to become an actual MMA fighter.
00:26:27.000 That blitz thing that they do?
00:26:29.000 Yeah.
00:26:30.000 It's so different.
00:26:32.000 It's so hard to deal with.
00:26:34.000 Well, that's going to be interesting.
00:26:35.000 Stephen Thompson versus...
00:26:36.000 Shavkat.
00:26:38.000 Shavkat.
00:26:38.000 That's going to be fun to watch.
00:26:40.000 That is going to be fun to watch.
00:26:41.000 But Shavkat can grapple, too.
00:26:43.000 Shavkat's a lot.
00:26:45.000 That motherfucker can do everything.
00:26:46.000 I watched a documentary on him recently.
00:26:49.000 His come-up from when he turned pro.
00:26:50.000 The second he turned pro, he was fighting good, good guys.
00:26:54.000 First fight, second, third fight.
00:26:55.000 He didn't have any easy fights.
00:26:57.000 He was fighting fucking killers.
00:26:59.000 He's interesting, man.
00:27:01.000 I wonder how many people the UFC's already, I mean, I don't know if they can be in talks, but because Bellator's going away, right?
00:27:07.000 Yeah.
00:27:07.000 Well, they're going to merge with the PFL, allegedly, apparently.
00:27:11.000 I read something from Shotri, the 1FC. Apparently, they offered them Bellator, too.
00:27:17.000 They were, at one point, considering it, I guess.
00:27:21.000 But Dana White was like, what do you get?
00:27:23.000 I saw that.
00:27:24.000 The thing is, she's right.
00:27:26.000 Here's the thing.
00:27:27.000 There's no pay-per-view.
00:27:29.000 Like, maybe they can develop a pay-per-view model, but you need stars.
00:27:33.000 And the UFC has always had stars.
00:27:34.000 The UFC is always going to have pay-per-views.
00:27:36.000 And we can't wait to watch them.
00:27:38.000 It's not like convincing someone.
00:27:40.000 You know, like this fight.
00:27:42.000 Like, Yuri Prohaska, Alex Pajeda, Jon Jones, and Steepi...
00:27:47.000 Take my money.
00:27:48.000 Even that December card that's coming together.
00:27:50.000 Fucking Tony Ferguson, Paddy.
00:27:52.000 I think that's Steven Thompson, Rock Knop.
00:27:56.000 Leon Edwards.
00:27:57.000 Leon Colby.
00:27:57.000 Colby Covington.
00:27:59.000 There's Brandon Roy Val versus Pantoja.
00:28:02.000 Oh, that's right.
00:28:03.000 That's on that card, too.
00:28:04.000 Yeah.
00:28:05.000 Oh, my God.
00:28:06.000 Man, Tony Ferg, though.
00:28:07.000 Six fight, lose, and streak.
00:28:09.000 I know.
00:28:10.000 Crazy.
00:28:10.000 I feel like it's the lose-lose for Paddy.
00:28:12.000 Because even if he wins, it's like, Tony's fucking still dangerous, but he's not going to get the credit, you know?
00:28:17.000 Tony looked good in his last fight.
00:28:18.000 He looked good.
00:28:19.000 I mean, he didn't look like the Tony of old.
00:28:21.000 Who did he fight again?
00:28:23.000 Didn't he fight Bobby Green?
00:28:24.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:28:25.000 Yeah.
00:28:26.000 And Bobby Green's a motherfucker.
00:28:27.000 Well, even Tony versus Michael Chandler.
00:28:29.000 Tony wasn't looking too bad until he ate that fucking heel.
00:28:31.000 Go back to that card, Jamie, please.
00:28:33.000 That, look at that, Vicente Luque.
00:28:36.000 Vicente Luque versus Ian Machado-Garries are crazy.
00:28:39.000 And they trained at the same gym, so I wonder how much they sparred.
00:28:43.000 Oh, they probably sparred a ton.
00:28:44.000 God, sparring and fighting, though, are so fucking different.
00:28:48.000 At least for me.
00:28:49.000 I feel like...
00:28:50.000 Because when I spar, it's like I crack people and I hurt them and it changes the fight.
00:28:55.000 But in sparring, it's like I'm not necessarily trying to fucking crack you.
00:28:58.000 So it's like sparring is going to play out way different than if it was a fight.
00:29:02.000 Right.
00:29:02.000 And it depends how you spar, though.
00:29:03.000 But I feel like it's just such a different sport.
00:29:06.000 For KO artists, for sure.
00:29:08.000 Yeah, for KO artists.
00:29:10.000 Yeah.
00:29:10.000 But for, like, volume guys.
00:29:12.000 Yeah, that's probably pretty true.
00:29:13.000 Or it's probably super similar.
00:29:15.000 Sparring, like, that's where I get injured.
00:29:18.000 Like, for the most part, just sparring.
00:29:20.000 It's not usually too bad.
00:29:21.000 I kicked someone's fucking elbow six weeks before my last fight, and my fucking left toe, I have a turf toe, and it still fucking hurts.
00:29:31.000 Just from kicking an elbow hardest.
00:29:33.000 Because I'll throw teeps and body shots as hard as you can in sparring.
00:29:36.000 Like, you're gonna be alright.
00:29:36.000 So I whipped a fucking teep and landed on an elbow, and I fucking swear my foot and my toe turned the other way.
00:29:42.000 It didn't, but that shit still hurts to today.
00:29:44.000 You remember John Jones versus Chael Sonnen.
00:29:46.000 He still has to tape his toes up.
00:29:48.000 I believe it.
00:29:48.000 He has to tape his big toe to his little toe just to hold it in place while he fucks people up.
00:29:53.000 Yeah.
00:29:55.000 That sounds fucking funny.
00:29:57.000 It's funny.
00:29:58.000 I got to tape my toes before I fuck you up.
00:30:01.000 But he has to.
00:30:01.000 Otherwise, it's just like it's so torn apart that I guess it just doesn't hold anymore.
00:30:06.000 That was the first fight you didn't wrap your ankles against Aljo, right?
00:30:10.000 We weren't allowed to in Boston.
00:30:11.000 But yeah, I didn't wrap him.
00:30:12.000 I didn't feel like I needed to either.
00:30:14.000 I felt my shit was good, but usually I like to get a little fucking...
00:30:18.000 And that probably gives him grip on his single legs and stuff.
00:30:21.000 Yeah, before the fight, you're like, hey, let's not even give him that little bit.
00:30:24.000 Because wrestling, like, I'll grapple or wrestle with really fucking high-level wrestlers.
00:30:28.000 We have so many fucking good guys we train with.
00:30:31.000 Get in on a single leg, I'll limp leg out.
00:30:33.000 But wrestlers are used to being able to, you know, when someone kind of limp leg or use that shoe to kind of hold on.
00:30:38.000 And fighting, I mean, unless you have your ankles wrapped.
00:30:41.000 Who was the fight?
00:30:42.000 I think it was Luque versus RDA. In between rounds, they took off his ankle wraps.
00:30:47.000 Did that happen?
00:30:48.000 I think it was right before we fought Aljo, too.
00:30:52.000 It took off the ankle wraps because he was using it as a little grip.
00:30:56.000 Even that little tiny advantage.
00:30:58.000 It makes a difference.
00:30:59.000 It makes a difference.
00:31:01.000 You know, like, Eddie Bravo used to always say, like, you wear as much as you can on your legs, it'll make your guard more dangerous.
00:31:08.000 Like, in jiu-jitsu tournaments.
00:31:09.000 Like, and in fighting, like, Frank Mir used to try to wear these long-ass knee sleeves.
00:31:14.000 Like, if you could wear long knee sleeves and shorts, another couple guys did that.
00:31:18.000 George Sauteropoulos did that.
00:31:20.000 He basically almost had Pants on.
00:31:22.000 Like, he had knee sleeves, and then above the knee sleeves he had, like, tights where the shorts were.
00:31:27.000 So there's so much friction.
00:31:29.000 And that would aid you.
00:31:31.000 And so if you've got that shit on your ankles, for sure that's gonna aid a guy grabbing your ankle, even if it's just for that minor adjustment.
00:31:38.000 Fuck!
00:31:39.000 Yeah.
00:31:39.000 I was worried about that fight.
00:31:41.000 I was like, these motherfuckers.
00:31:44.000 Usually, I mean, even against like Peter Yan, I was like, okay, it's fucking, I can beat this dude.
00:31:49.000 But Aljo, I knew I could beat Aljo too, but I was like, this dude's fucking dangerous.
00:31:53.000 Like, he's fucking, especially the tear he's been on, just beat Henry Cejudo.
00:31:57.000 So the dude's fucking in his prime.
00:32:00.000 Like, this motherfucker's dangerous.
00:32:01.000 And to choke Sanhagen out the way he did.
00:32:04.000 Oh, God.
00:32:07.000 When you think about fights going good or bad, especially when you've seen it happen.
00:32:12.000 You know he can do that.
00:32:14.000 He did it recently.
00:32:16.000 So I'm like, I just don't want to get embarrassed and just be that guy.
00:32:21.000 Corey's got to live with that forever.
00:32:23.000 And that sucks.
00:32:25.000 I mean, obviously, we all know how good Corey is, and that probably wouldn't happen again, but it doesn't matter if it would or wouldn't happen again.
00:32:31.000 It fucking happens.
00:32:32.000 I think sometimes when things like that happen, it just changes your approach to fighting and steals your mind, and I think that's what it did with him, and he just became way better.
00:32:41.000 Corey Sanhagen that we think of now, like the guy wheel-kicked Marlon Marais, that's a different Corey.
00:32:47.000 Frankie Edgar-nee.
00:32:48.000 Frankie Edgar-nee.
00:32:49.000 That's one of the nasties.
00:32:50.000 He's an animal now.
00:32:51.000 He's a fucking animal.
00:32:53.000 He flows in there.
00:32:55.000 You know, but, like, that fight, like, and then it's crazy, like, Marlon Marais, dude.
00:33:01.000 At one point in time, Marlon Marais was the motherfucker.
00:33:05.000 Gosh, for like this long, that's all you got sometimes.
00:33:08.000 He was so big for the division, and fucking super jacked, and his striking was nasty.
00:33:14.000 Remember when he knocked out Aljo with that switch kick?
00:33:17.000 Ooh, his left high kick off the switch was beautiful.
00:33:20.000 Aljo shot into his knee.
00:33:22.000 That's right.
00:33:23.000 Yeah, he shot into his knee.
00:33:25.000 I thought he was dead.
00:33:26.000 You know what's funny?
00:33:27.000 I was actually at that fight, and I was...
00:33:29.000 I don't know where I was at in my career, but I think I was only one fight in, maybe.
00:33:32.000 But I was at that fight and watched that, and I hadn't really been to fights before.
00:33:36.000 And I was just watching the stands as just a normal fucking...
00:33:39.000 I wasn't sitting in the UFC section.
00:33:41.000 I was just...
00:33:41.000 And I was like, oh, fuck.
00:33:43.000 He died.
00:33:44.000 He was out for five, ten minutes.
00:33:47.000 It was scary.
00:33:48.000 That's always the scary ones, right?
00:33:49.000 When someone's running in, and then the other guy catches him with a knee or a kick.
00:33:53.000 Like fucking Cyborg and Michael Venom Page.
00:33:56.000 Oh, that's gross.
00:33:57.000 Oh, that was the worst one ever.
00:33:59.000 Car crash.
00:34:00.000 That makes you question, like, do I still want to do this?
00:34:02.000 People don't know what we're talking about.
00:34:03.000 Michael Venom Page, we were just talking about earlier, who's just so phenomenal, caught this guy Cyborg.
00:34:10.000 Not Cyborg that you think of like Chris Cyborg, but her husband.
00:34:13.000 It's also a cyborg, which must have been a fucking confusing household.
00:34:17.000 Oh, god damn.
00:34:19.000 And he crushed his skull.
00:34:21.000 So with that, like him moving in and that knee landing perfectly, it literally fractured the front of his skull.
00:34:31.000 And they had to have it, look, he's got a dent in his skull.
00:34:34.000 Look how shattered it was.
00:34:36.000 That's insane.
00:34:37.000 That looks like a video game type shit.
00:34:39.000 Insane.
00:34:39.000 Now, also, what does that do to your brain?
00:34:42.000 Yeah, that's not good.
00:34:42.000 What's going on in there?
00:34:44.000 And he was like, I'll be back.
00:34:45.000 And everybody's like, dude, hang on.
00:34:48.000 I think that might be a wrap.
00:34:49.000 Yeah, especially if you have kids.
00:34:51.000 Like, I know once I had a baby, I'm like, you think a little bit different.
00:34:55.000 It's like, okay.
00:34:56.000 Well, that's why you can't do ayahuasca.
00:34:57.000 Not yet.
00:34:58.000 Because you think of everybody as you.
00:35:00.000 Oh.
00:35:01.000 Yeah.
00:35:03.000 Fuck.
00:35:04.000 Yeah, just chew Adderall and punch people.
00:35:06.000 I've never done it.
00:35:08.000 Well, I think I might have done Adderall once.
00:35:09.000 I've never done it.
00:35:10.000 But I'm like, I don't really need to.
00:35:11.000 I think I like it.
00:35:12.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.
00:35:13.000 Tim always tries to get me doing it.
00:35:14.000 Oh, yeah.
00:35:16.000 Oh my god, he went right into that.
00:35:18.000 That was a crazy one.
00:35:20.000 Yeah, and now he went on like a fucking eight fight losing streak too, didn't he?
00:35:24.000 Yeah, you know what happened?
00:35:25.000 Henry.
00:35:26.000 Henry got him in that second round.
00:35:28.000 Go to the first round, see if you can find Marlon Marais versus Henry Cejudo round one.
00:35:34.000 Just find the fight and we'll watch the...
00:35:35.000 So the first round, Marlon is fucking Henry's legs up.
00:35:39.000 Yeah.
00:35:40.000 I mean, he just looks incredible.
00:35:42.000 He looks like a world champion Muay Thai fighter.
00:35:44.000 Yeah.
00:35:45.000 And then Henry made the adjustments.
00:35:47.000 Marlon gassed the fuck out.
00:35:49.000 Yeah.
00:35:49.000 Oof.
00:35:49.000 But dude, he looks so good.
00:35:52.000 It's just Marlon couldn't keep up the pace.
00:35:54.000 And I often wondered, I wonder how much of it had to do with Marlon cutting weight.
00:35:59.000 Because he was so big.
00:36:00.000 Yeah.
00:36:01.000 Like, that guy never looked like a 135 pounder.
00:36:05.000 He always looked like a featherweight.
00:36:07.000 God, he's just so short though for the division too.
00:36:11.000 For bantamweight?
00:36:12.000 I mean, I guess not short for the division, but he's only, I mean, Henry's like fucking what, 5'3"?
00:36:16.000 Yeah.
00:36:18.000 Henry's so funny.
00:36:19.000 I feel like Henry's obviously good as fuck, but I feel like he thinks he's a little bit better than he is when he was trying to teach Habib how to fucking throw kicks and Habib, remember that video?
00:36:29.000 Yeah, I've never seen that.
00:36:30.000 He was trying to teach Habib something and he was like landing a kick with his foot on Habib's knee and Habib's like, what are you doing here?
00:36:38.000 It was just funny.
00:36:39.000 Hmm.
00:36:40.000 But yeah, I remember watching this fight because I didn't know if I was going to fight Henry or Aljo.
00:36:44.000 I was kind of preparing for both.
00:36:46.000 So I remember watching this fight back thinking, like, fuck, he made some good adjustments.
00:36:51.000 There was a good leg kick by Henry there, but Marlon caught him with some great counters.
00:36:55.000 Like, look at that right there.
00:36:57.000 Just look at that counter left and then the right hand over the top, the left body kick, sharp.
00:37:02.000 And then starting to really put it on Henry in these exchanges.
00:37:05.000 Like, every one of these exchanges, he's the guy who's getting off the harder shot, and that fucking switch kick he does is so pretty.
00:37:12.000 That switch kick off the left leg, if you got a fast one, like an Edson Barbosa one, it's such a dangerous weapon.
00:37:20.000 I never saw anybody throw it faster than Bagosa.
00:37:22.000 Yeah, dude, it's fucking slick.
00:37:24.000 He's at 45 now, right?
00:37:26.000 Yeah.
00:37:26.000 Isn't that weird?
00:37:27.000 It is weird, yeah.
00:37:28.000 I don't like when people go down like that.
00:37:29.000 It's hard.
00:37:31.000 It's like Frankie when he went down later in his career.
00:37:34.000 BJ went down.
00:37:35.000 It's just like...
00:37:35.000 Cub Swanson tried to go 35 for one fight, too.
00:37:39.000 Yeah, it just crushes you.
00:37:40.000 And especially as you get older, I think it's even more punishing and more difficult to come back 24 hours after such a brutal weight cut and fight.
00:37:48.000 Those weight cuts are not fucking good for you.
00:37:50.000 Not long ago, remember the commissions would start at 24 hours before the event would start?
00:37:56.000 That was right before I got in the UFC. I'm so fucking glad they changed that and we could weigh in at 9am.
00:38:01.000 It's a game changer.
00:38:03.000 Really what they should figure out how to do is not have weight cutting.
00:38:08.000 We really would, the best thing to do would be to have more weight classes and to have, just eliminate that whole bullshit.
00:38:17.000 It's crazy.
00:38:18.000 I wonder what Aljo would fight at then, because like we were talking about earlier, that motherfucker gets up to 170 pounds.
00:38:24.000 I bet he'd fight at 165. 165, that's crazy.
00:38:28.000 Yeah, that's what I think he would fight at.
00:38:29.000 I think that would fight actual 165 pound guys.
00:38:33.000 Yeah.
00:38:34.000 Look, I mean, I'm not disparaging anybody doing it because it's part of the sport, but it's sanctioned cheating.
00:38:39.000 Yeah.
00:38:40.000 That's what it is.
00:38:40.000 You're not really 135 pounds.
00:38:42.000 Like, Aljo's not 135 pounds.
00:38:44.000 I do find advantages in there because I know I'm doing it right.
00:38:48.000 I know I'm doing it as scientific, as healthy as possible, and as disciplined as I possibly can where I know other guys aren't.
00:38:56.000 Like, I don't think Aljo...
00:38:57.000 Did his weight cut better than I did and the rehydration.
00:39:01.000 I have the team around me to fucking make sure we're doing it perfect to where I don't think a lot of fighters are.
00:39:05.000 They're just doing it.
00:39:06.000 I know how to make weight.
00:39:07.000 I'm gonna fucking get it off and I'm gonna fucking just...
00:39:10.000 How much of a relief is it for you when that's over, the camp's over, the fight's over?
00:39:15.000 How long do you just eat whatever the fuck you want?
00:39:18.000 Well, yeah, in camp...
00:39:19.000 We just had Terry Black's barbecue.
00:39:21.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:39:22.000 No, I definitely...
00:39:22.000 Especially when I'm traveling, it's not like...
00:39:24.000 If we're traveling, I'll get a cheeseburger.
00:39:26.000 I'll fucking, you know, not be super disciplined.
00:39:29.000 But when I go back home, I try to still keep it clean.
00:39:32.000 Like, we'll still eat, have something good for dinner.
00:39:34.000 But right now, I'm dealing with this little...
00:39:36.000 This little back injury, and I'm like, I know if I eat, the worse I eat, the longer it's going to take to heal.
00:39:40.000 So I've been trying to, like this last week, I did like a 24-hour fast.
00:39:44.000 I'm like, I don't need to eat.
00:39:45.000 I'm not really working out.
00:39:47.000 And then if I did eat, we were eating really clean.
00:39:50.000 But after a fight, a couple weeks, I just don't give a fuck.
00:39:52.000 But it's still not like Snickers and fucking Skittles and shit like that.
00:39:57.000 You see guys like Patty, who, you know, saying that he's kind of really developed an eating disorder because...
00:40:04.000 It's like the cut is so hard that after it's all off, all he wants to do is eat whatever the fuck he wants and drink.
00:40:11.000 Yeah, even when you're full, it's like, but I don't have to make weight.
00:40:14.000 So you mentally trick yourself, and there's definitely something there.
00:40:19.000 You've got to crash diet 30 pounds in eight weeks.
00:40:22.000 You've got to be so strict, and you've got to train twice a day, so you're starving going to these sessions.
00:40:28.000 So you for sure cause an eating disorder.
00:40:30.000 Yeah.
00:40:32.000 It only makes sense.
00:40:34.000 It only makes sense.
00:40:35.000 Like wrestlers too, especially.
00:40:37.000 How much of your time is fixated on losing weight?
00:40:40.000 We had Kurt Angle on, which is an amazing podcast.
00:40:43.000 Did you listen to it?
00:40:44.000 Yeah.
00:40:45.000 When he was talking about how he weighed 199 pounds and he didn't want to cut weight to make 198, so he just wrestled heavyweight.
00:40:51.000 He's like, I think I could beat him anyway.
00:40:53.000 I was like, what an animal!
00:40:55.000 Plus, I ate whatever I wanted.
00:40:57.000 I trained however I wanted.
00:40:58.000 I was always recovering.
00:41:00.000 There's something to that.
00:41:01.000 Because there was a video of him beating this dude who was 270 pounds in a wrestling match.
00:41:06.000 What a stud.
00:41:07.000 What a stud.
00:41:09.000 I don't need to lose a pound.
00:41:10.000 Not even a pound!
00:41:12.000 Most people are like, I could lose a pound.
00:41:14.000 How hard is it to lose a pound?
00:41:15.000 That last camp, about two and a half, no, probably three weeks out, I had some meat that did not sit well with my stomach.
00:41:22.000 I had diarrhea bad for like 10 days to the point where I was getting a little worried.
00:41:27.000 I'm like, okay.
00:41:28.000 Because I was looking to step up and it's like if you have diarrhea for like more than two, three days or whatever, it's like you probably got a parasite or some shit.
00:41:34.000 For 10 days, every single night I would wake up two to three times.
00:41:38.000 Right when I woke up in the morning, I had to fucking shit my brains out.
00:41:42.000 But my weight came down real fast.
00:41:44.000 So I was like, well, I guess that's a benefit because I was like...
00:41:48.000 155, 156, and then by the end of those 10 days, I was walking around like 152. I was like, well, that worked out, but that sucked.
00:41:54.000 Remember that?
00:41:55.000 Fuck.
00:41:55.000 It's crazy for that camp, too, because usually we'd be working a lot on the wall, a lot of different stand-ups, a lot on our guard, developing the guard, no omopladas and stuff, instead of giving up your back, but we literally didn't get to grapple zero.
00:42:08.000 Yeah.
00:42:08.000 Five weeks out.
00:42:09.000 Six weeks out to the day from the fight.
00:42:12.000 But yeah, it could have been beneficial because we were doing a lot of mitts.
00:42:15.000 I was just hitting mitts, hitting mitts, shadowboxing, boxing.
00:42:18.000 Focusing on not getting grabbed.
00:42:20.000 And what did you have it in your head saying, if I get grabbed, I'm dead?
00:42:23.000 It's life.
00:42:23.000 Well, I was going into that fight when I was 100% healthy six weeks.
00:42:26.000 Before the fight got announced, I'm like, it's life or death if he grabs me.
00:42:28.000 Not because I don't think I can grapple, but that's the mindset I want.
00:42:31.000 Because that's really going to make it to where I'm not going to let.
00:42:34.000 And if he does grab me, I'm going to do everything I'm fucking capable of.
00:42:36.000 That's why I try to, I mean, I feel like I got out of that so fast.
00:42:39.000 Like, the longer we're here, the better it is for him.
00:42:41.000 But yeah, so we went into that fight, life or death if he grabs me.
00:42:44.000 And then when I got that injury, I was like, it's just that times fucking ten.
00:42:47.000 I cannot let this motherfucker touch me.
00:42:49.000 So what was the extent of this?
00:42:51.000 I had a muscle strain in between my ribs, and I couldn't even get into like a light clinch.
00:42:57.000 I don't know, it fucking just, yeah, it hurt so bad.
00:43:00.000 I haven't even tried to grapple since the fight yet, too, because I'm dealing with this little back injury right now.
00:43:04.000 But I'm hoping by now it should be good.
00:43:06.000 The muscle strains are fucked.
00:43:08.000 Mmm, the ones in between the rib are so hard.
00:43:10.000 And sometimes people tear the cartilage as well.
00:43:12.000 Did you get an MRI? I did get an MRI. I didn't tear anything that I remember.
00:43:16.000 I think it was just a muscle strain, but like we gave it a couple weeks to say, all right, let's just see if it'll heal in a couple weeks and then try to grapple again.
00:43:23.000 Tried to grapple in just the littlest kind of together movement.
00:43:27.000 Couldn't do it.
00:43:29.000 Which sucked because that was the fight I had the most mental demons going in because I was like, I'd like to be able to grapple.
00:43:35.000 You know, I'd like to be able to fucking grapple.
00:43:37.000 Because even all fight week, I told the whole team, like, I don't want to do anything to where I feel this.
00:43:42.000 Because in my mind, it's fixed.
00:43:44.000 I'm good.
00:43:45.000 I haven't heard it in a couple weeks.
00:43:47.000 I convinced myself that I was 100% fine.
00:43:50.000 So all fight week we didn't even clinch once.
00:43:52.000 Zero exchanges.
00:43:56.000 I'd take a Michael Jordan type athlete though, just to have that kind of pressure going against this guy who's the best on the fucking planet and just being in the moment and not worrying about that.
00:44:05.000 I mean, fucking impressive.
00:44:08.000 Yeah, well, the result was amazing.
00:44:10.000 That was probably one of the prettiest right hands I've ever seen in my life.
00:44:13.000 Floating back, too.
00:44:14.000 I mean, it's literally like Muhammad Ali, Sonny Liston.
00:44:18.000 You know?
00:44:19.000 Yeah.
00:44:19.000 Steps back away.
00:44:21.000 BAM! That was crazy.
00:44:22.000 And the TD Garden too.
00:44:23.000 That was cool.
00:44:24.000 Boston.
00:44:24.000 That was wild.
00:44:26.000 Because that was my first main event.
00:44:28.000 And every time I fought, I always felt like it was a big deal on the card.
00:44:31.000 Like the Sugar Show was there.
00:44:32.000 But when we were in Boston, that arena was 99% Sugar, 1% Aljo.
00:44:39.000 If that.
00:44:40.000 The fuck you Aljo chants were louder than them cheering me on.
00:44:45.000 I felt bad at some point.
00:44:48.000 Isn't it crazy that it's all because of the way he won the title by disqualification, which is not his fault at all?
00:44:53.000 Yeah.
00:44:54.000 Not his fault at all.
00:44:55.000 Other than that, everybody liked him.
00:44:57.000 It's crazy that no one had any problem with him up until that fight.
00:45:00.000 Like, everybody loved Aljo.
00:45:02.000 When he choked out Sanhagen, everybody loved Aljo.
00:45:05.000 Like, Aljo was the fucking man.
00:45:06.000 And then he gets fouled.
00:45:09.000 And legitimately got fouled.
00:45:10.000 And his neck was fucked up before he went into that fight.
00:45:14.000 He's had a fucked up neck.
00:45:15.000 He has disc replacement in his neck.
00:45:17.000 So he's got an artificial disc in his neck because Of an injury that he had, and then Piotr Jan hits him with that fucking knee to the head on the ground.
00:45:24.000 It's crazy how that knee changed so many people.
00:45:26.000 Like, my career, I ended up fighting Peter instead of Peter being champ, and just, like, it's crazy how that one mistake Peter made, and now he's on a fucking three-fight losing streak.
00:45:34.000 Crazy.
00:45:35.000 Or four, maybe.
00:45:36.000 Crazy.
00:45:37.000 The Song Yudong fight is not a gimme.
00:45:40.000 It's gonna be a sick fucking fight, though.
00:45:41.000 That guy can crack.
00:45:43.000 He keeps getting better, too.
00:45:45.000 Song Yudong keeps getting better.
00:45:46.000 He's young, right?
00:45:46.000 24?
00:45:47.000 25?
00:45:47.000 He got robbed recently in California.
00:45:49.000 Oh yeah, I saw that.
00:45:50.000 I saw him talking about it.
00:45:52.000 Scary shit, dude.
00:45:53.000 At a gas station.
00:45:55.000 God.
00:45:56.000 If only those guys knew.
00:45:58.000 I mean, I guess if you got a gun, like, no, it doesn't much you can do, but...
00:46:01.000 Not much you can do.
00:46:02.000 We saw this weekend that one comedian died.
00:46:06.000 Yeah.
00:46:07.000 I didn't see that.
00:46:08.000 Is comedians in depression, is that a pretty common thing?
00:46:11.000 Oh yeah, for sure.
00:46:12.000 I didn't know this guy, but everybody at the club last night was so sad.
00:46:18.000 He was my friend David Lucas' opening act.
00:46:21.000 A lot of people knew him.
00:46:23.000 It was a bummer.
00:46:24.000 I did not know him, but he took his own life, apparently.
00:46:28.000 Yeah, that's great.
00:46:29.000 Yeah, it's like there's a lot of the reasons why people want to do comedy is because they want a moment in their life where it's fun.
00:46:40.000 And if they can make other people laugh, so at least for that moment, it would be fun.
00:46:44.000 Like, there's this guy who's one of the greatest of all time, Richard Jenney.
00:46:47.000 He took his own life.
00:46:48.000 He shot himself in the bathtub.
00:46:50.000 And then he didn't die, and they had to take him to the hospital.
00:46:53.000 No.
00:46:53.000 He didn't die at the hospital, yeah.
00:46:56.000 But he was one of the best comedians ever.
00:47:00.000 And just hated life.
00:47:02.000 He was so depressed.
00:47:04.000 Just the fact that everybody...
00:47:06.000 All the comics worshipped him.
00:47:08.000 Like, when he was in the room, everybody would come in and watch Jenny.
00:47:10.000 Like, oh my God, Jenny's on stage.
00:47:12.000 Let's go watch Jenny.
00:47:13.000 He was so good.
00:47:14.000 He did this one club in Long Island called Eastside Comedy Club.
00:47:20.000 And this guy, Peter, who was the host, we were all sitting around after the show, and Peter was depressed.
00:47:26.000 I said, why are you depressed?
00:47:27.000 He goes, he did four different hours.
00:47:30.000 He goes, he did two different hours on Friday and two different hours on Saturday.
00:47:34.000 And just destroyed.
00:47:36.000 And you would think, a guy who's that good, at the top of his game, just killing it.
00:47:41.000 Like, that guy's on the top of the world.
00:47:42.000 He's probably so happy.
00:47:43.000 Everybody loves him.
00:47:44.000 Meanwhile, guy kills himself.
00:47:47.000 Yeah.
00:47:47.000 I was watching this Deion Sanders little documentary on YouTube, and he tried to kill himself after, like, winning the Super Bowl.
00:47:54.000 Wow.
00:47:55.000 Yeah.
00:47:55.000 He tried to drive his car off a cliff.
00:47:57.000 Oh my god.
00:47:58.000 Yeah.
00:47:58.000 That was great.
00:47:59.000 I didn't really know much about Deion Sanders prime time, but that dude fucking played in the MLB and NFL at the same time in the same seasons.
00:48:06.000 He was signing, like, one-off contracts to go play with the fucking team.
00:48:10.000 Then he'd fly in a helicopter to the football game.
00:48:13.000 That was a fucking...
00:48:14.000 I didn't realize how good of an athlete he was.
00:48:17.000 Imagine a guy like that taking up MMA. Oh, yeah.
00:48:20.000 You know, because there's like calibers of athletes that I think just automatically go into the NFL or the NBA or the, you know, they go where the real money is.
00:48:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:48:29.000 They don't have that desire to fight.
00:48:31.000 Some people just have this desire to fight.
00:48:33.000 Yeah.
00:48:33.000 And some guys are just, they're just competitors.
00:48:36.000 But if you can get one of those, like, super elite NFL running back guys, there's guys out there that are freaks.
00:48:43.000 Yeah.
00:48:44.000 Yeah, I wonder about Deion Wade.
00:48:46.000 Like, he probably wasn't, like, he doesn't look huge.
00:48:48.000 He was 170 or something.
00:48:48.000 Yeah, he would've been a...
00:48:49.000 But fighting, you just gotta...
00:48:51.000 There's something just different than competing in NFL. I mean, I don't know, there's some crazy motherfuckers that compete in the NFL. Like, Ray Lewis, those guys who want to fucking take your head off.
00:48:59.000 Yeah.
00:49:00.000 NFL, that was my first love, my first dream, my first, like, that's what I wanted until I realized I'm just a little fucker.
00:49:09.000 That isn't happening.
00:49:10.000 I wanted to run out every Sunday with the boys.
00:49:13.000 Wow.
00:49:15.000 But, damn it, maybe another life.
00:49:17.000 It's weird with those people that get those high highs.
00:49:20.000 Like, not many people experience the depression that comes after it.
00:49:24.000 How to deal with it?
00:49:25.000 I think what goes up comes down.
00:49:26.000 So, even after the fights, try not to, like, fucking go get too excited.
00:49:30.000 Because I know it's like, just try to kind of live around that zero.
00:49:35.000 Like, right around, we're just balanced.
00:49:36.000 Yeah, just stay calm.
00:49:38.000 Just kind of stay there, but I mean, yeah, no, it is hard because those highs all fight week, everyone wants to fucking talk to you, you're the fucking man, then you win, and then it's like the next week, you're just kind of at home, just like sitting around, it's like, whoa.
00:49:49.000 It is weird.
00:49:50.000 But then the plunges and stuff help you.
00:49:52.000 Yeah, having to fucking, learning how to deal with that stuff, and still working out.
00:49:55.000 Having to work out.
00:49:56.000 It's crazy because I haven't worked out really much since the last fight, just trying to heal everything up, prepare for, you know, kill next year.
00:50:04.000 Are you saying the plunges mentally?
00:50:06.000 The plunges help you mentally?
00:50:07.000 I think so.
00:50:07.000 For sure.
00:50:08.000 Cold plunge?
00:50:08.000 Yeah.
00:50:08.000 I think mentally.
00:50:10.000 I don't know what it is about it, but I think it is just not wanting to do it and then fucking doing it and getting out.
00:50:15.000 There's something about that.
00:50:16.000 And then the physical benefits and all that shit.
00:50:19.000 But the plunges definitely fucking help me mentally just stay fucking kind of grounded.
00:50:25.000 Yeah.
00:50:26.000 I mean, the happiness you get from training fucking hard and then doing the plunge, knowing it's good for you and how good it makes you feel, it's like, there's just something about it, dude.
00:50:35.000 Yeah.
00:50:35.000 Yeah, and it just rings all the bullshit out of your brain.
00:50:40.000 Yeah.
00:50:41.000 Just all the dumb shit that's in there that, like, you would just let bounce around if you didn't work out or if you didn't cold plunge or something like that.
00:50:49.000 I feel like the morning routines, too.
00:50:51.000 I notice, because right after the fights, I'm just all out, 100% disciplined.
00:50:56.000 I'm going to do what I need to do to perform that night.
00:50:59.000 But right after the fight, the next week or two, I'm like, I'm going to just lay in bed a little bit longer.
00:51:04.000 But once you get back to my morning routine, where I got my red light, my PEMF machine, my cold plunge, all that stuff, and I just do that.
00:51:12.000 I go in there for like 30 minutes in the morning, just fucking prepare for the day.
00:51:16.000 You ever use those PEMF machines?
00:51:18.000 No, what is it?
00:51:19.000 Fucking pulse electric magnetic field, is that what it's called?
00:51:22.000 Yeah, it's like two mats.
00:51:23.000 I mean, I saw it on Tony Robbins.
00:51:25.000 He was waking it up one day, did a mat, and it covers, and it pulses all these, like, electrical through you.
00:51:31.000 Boom, boom, boom.
00:51:31.000 Gets the cells moving and stuff.
00:51:33.000 Good for inflammation in the body.
00:51:34.000 I fucking love it.
00:51:35.000 You feel the difference?
00:51:36.000 I fucking love it.
00:51:37.000 I really do.
00:51:38.000 I like it.
00:51:39.000 Do you like the experience of just doing it, or do you like the benefits?
00:51:42.000 I like the way it feels, too.
00:51:44.000 It does feel kind of cool, but I feel like there's benefits.
00:51:49.000 I feel like the sales, especially if you read the benefits, and then you really kind of just tell yourself, like, okay, this is what's happening.
00:51:56.000 Scotty from Mexico told us about it and told us how good it was.
00:51:59.000 Scotty Nelson?
00:52:00.000 Yeah.
00:52:01.000 With the inflammation stuff.
00:52:02.000 So we looked into it.
00:52:03.000 We got some pretty high-powered machines, but we were hanging out with Dana a couple weeks ago and just both you guys just have such like this good high energy.
00:52:10.000 It's like motivating to be around.
00:52:12.000 For sure.
00:52:12.000 Fucking pretty badass.
00:52:14.000 Especially seeing you kill on stage and then even before like having that good energy and you already did a show then you're in the green room fucking just feel like it's you don't see many guys even Younger than you are our age that have that energy.
00:52:27.000 It's fucking yeah It's powerful to be around like being on Dana to just fucking he's hell fires you up Yeah, one of the things I always tell comics is because a lot of comics did to eat poorly they don't exercise they're lazy I was telling like You have more energy.
00:52:43.000 Like, your body is your vehicle for carrying you through life.
00:52:45.000 It's not a vanity thing.
00:52:47.000 Like, it could be a vanity thing, but don't think about it that way.
00:52:49.000 Think about it like you can actually soup up your race car.
00:52:53.000 You want something that can do things that other ones can't.
00:52:57.000 Like, have the energy to do two shows easy.
00:52:59.000 Yeah.
00:52:59.000 There's no problem.
00:53:00.000 I did four shows last night.
00:53:01.000 Jesus.
00:53:02.000 Two shows in the little room.
00:53:04.000 So I did two of those improvised shows, the bottom of the barrel shows, and then I did two hours in the big room.
00:53:09.000 Damn.
00:53:09.000 That's fucking sweet.
00:53:11.000 I can see how just being in that green room, like, crave that every night.
00:53:15.000 Or at least a couple times a week, just fucking going in there, bullshitting with the guys, watching some comedy.
00:53:20.000 That was so fun to be around.
00:53:22.000 Well, I was telling Sugar, I'm like, because how old do you know?
00:53:25.000 56. 56. Like, bro, that's going to be us when we're 56. Healthy, revving up, ready to fucking go up.
00:53:30.000 I'm looking at you in the coal mine, kids.
00:53:32.000 I'm hoping, I'm hoping when I'm 56, I'm fucking revving up like that.
00:53:37.000 Well, when you're 56, you won't be fighting.
00:53:39.000 No.
00:53:39.000 So when you're 56, you can take testosterone and peptides, and that's the big thing.
00:53:44.000 The big thing is that people don't want to do that because they think it's cheating.
00:53:48.000 I'm like, listen, you don't have much time.
00:53:51.000 This life goes by really quick.
00:53:52.000 I was your age when I came to Hollywood, and it just seemed almost like yesterday.
00:54:00.000 It just fucking goes by.
00:54:01.000 All of a sudden, you're...
00:54:02.000 I mean, obviously it doesn't, because when you look back at those memories and who you used to be, it's interesting to compare yourself, but at the end of the day, it doesn't stop.
00:54:11.000 Every day comes whether you wanted to or not.
00:54:14.000 You can't hit pause.
00:54:15.000 It doesn't exist.
00:54:16.000 So it just goes and goes and goes and if you fucking slip and if you let it go, if you don't do what you should do, you'll have a life of regret.
00:54:25.000 That's what I'm trying to remind myself too.
00:54:26.000 I'm like, I'm 28 right now.
00:54:27.000 I got in UFC when I was 22. So it's like it's already been that long.
00:54:32.000 I basically have that time again until I'm probably going to retire and be done.
00:54:37.000 And it went by so fast.
00:54:38.000 Yeah.
00:54:38.000 And I need to make sure too right now especially because you get so many opportunities to go do things like to just keep reminding myself what's the goal what's the goal what's the goal just to fucking keep training and for the next six seven years just be as fucking good as I can be because I'm gonna be fucking 40 and going god Do you think you'll know when to stop?
00:54:58.000 Do you think...
00:54:58.000 Do you have, like, an idea in your head?
00:55:01.000 Like, is it a number?
00:55:02.000 Or is it when your body just doesn't feel it anymore?
00:55:06.000 I'm gonna...
00:55:06.000 I would like to...
00:55:07.000 Yeah, I mean...
00:55:09.000 If all goes well...
00:55:11.000 I think...
00:55:12.000 If I'm healthy, it's gonna be hard.
00:55:14.000 If I'm healthy, it'll be hard to stop fighting.
00:55:18.000 But...
00:55:19.000 But why would you stop if you're healthy?
00:55:21.000 That's a good point.
00:55:22.000 I mean...
00:55:22.000 I mean, I would want you to stop if I see performance slipping.
00:55:26.000 Yeah.
00:55:26.000 There's something about...
00:55:28.000 You know, when you watch fights as much as I watch fights, and you've seen certain guys for as long as I see, I kind of have like...
00:55:39.000 It's almost like I know what they do.
00:55:44.000 So I see them and I have like a mold that I can put them in.
00:55:49.000 So like when I see guys moving different and I see guys slowing down and I see guys throwing one, two and then not reacting on the counter shot and not throwing the counter kicks.
00:56:01.000 Is his legs gone?
00:56:02.000 Is his knees fucked?
00:56:03.000 Why is he moving?
00:56:04.000 I start to see it.
00:56:06.000 And they look kind of the same, like the same guy.
00:56:09.000 But in my mind, in the mold, these things don't fit anymore.
00:56:13.000 So I go, okay, there's been a change.
00:56:14.000 What about Izzy's last fight?
00:56:16.000 Because I don't think he's necessarily...
00:56:18.000 He looked like that last fight.
00:56:20.000 He looked like he was stuck in the mud.
00:56:22.000 Yeah.
00:56:23.000 But I don't know if he's...
00:56:24.000 We talked about that last night.
00:56:25.000 We talked about that last night.
00:56:26.000 That might have been an issue.
00:56:29.000 This could be multiple issues.
00:56:30.000 It could be just a weird physical thing.
00:56:32.000 Maybe he just woke up and he just didn't feel good, which does happen.
00:56:36.000 Yeah.
00:56:36.000 It would suck a fat dick if that happened on a world title fight against a guy who's been talking mad shit about you, calling you a slut for China.
00:56:43.000 Oh my god.
00:56:44.000 But it can happen to people where you're just flat.
00:56:47.000 Yeah.
00:56:48.000 I'd be curious to see them come back.
00:56:50.000 Also, before we say any of that...
00:56:53.000 Sean Strickland looks so fucking good.
00:56:55.000 I don't know if that was Izzy being flat.
00:56:58.000 It might be that he underestimated him.
00:57:01.000 Chris Curtis says, like, all the time people come in, good-ass kickboxers come in, and Sean Strickland just frustrates them, pressures them so much, doesn't let off the gas pedal, defends all their hard shots and keeps pressuring them.
00:57:12.000 He says he makes a lot of guys look bad like that.
00:57:14.000 That's sweet.
00:57:15.000 Dude, I think he's also got that front kick to the body off the left leg that people aren't talking about.
00:57:20.000 Like, that was so important.
00:57:21.000 It was so important because he's standing like this straight up and you don't know when it's coming and every now and then he's stabbing you in the gut.
00:57:29.000 And he doesn't throw a lot of kicks, but he throws a very effective left front kick and his fucking checks are on the money.
00:57:35.000 Yeah, you could tell Izzy like you could almost hear it even on the TV like you'd land those stabbing kicks.
00:57:41.000 And that motherfucker spars like that so often that he's completely It's just another day.
00:57:46.000 It's another day.
00:57:47.000 He doesn't get tired.
00:57:48.000 In the fifth fucking round.
00:57:50.000 I was watching his stomach in between rounds, flat.
00:57:53.000 Just standing there, drinking water, flat.
00:57:56.000 Like 50, 60 beats a minute.
00:57:58.000 I'm like, this is crazy.
00:58:00.000 This guy's calm and relaxed in the fifth fucking round of his first world title fight against one of the greatest of all time.
00:58:07.000 A guy who just dominated and had that incredible speech.
00:58:11.000 One time!
00:58:13.000 I want you to feel this one time in your life!
00:58:15.000 That was probably the coolest moment for me ever when he knocked out Pyro.
00:58:19.000 Oh, it was crazy.
00:58:21.000 The Arrows, come on.
00:58:22.000 Oh god.
00:58:22.000 Greatest celebration.
00:58:24.000 Fired up.
00:58:25.000 Greatest celebration of all time.
00:58:26.000 Yeah, that was good.
00:58:27.000 You made me want to cry for him.
00:58:29.000 Did you see DC posted how many UFCs he headlined?
00:58:32.000 And it was fucking insane within like five, six years.
00:58:36.000 Maybe that had a factor too.
00:58:38.000 Maybe it's just an overload factor.
00:58:40.000 Maybe he takes six months off.
00:58:42.000 Gets recharged.
00:58:43.000 Well, I was talking to UFC recently, and we just bullshit, and they're like, Izzy's constantly, same with Volkanovski, asking, let me fight, let me fight, let me fight, let me fight.
00:58:53.000 I asked him, I said, do you think he's going to want to chill for a little bit?
00:58:55.000 And they're like, fuck no.
00:58:57.000 Fuck no.
00:58:57.000 I could call him tomorrow and say, hey, you want to fight on MSG? And he'd say, yes, please.
00:59:00.000 Like, how much is his five-round training camps changing after the eighth one?
00:59:05.000 Yeah, do you still fucking do what you did in the first one?
00:59:09.000 They go hard over there at City Kickboxing.
00:59:10.000 Fuck!
00:59:11.000 That is an amazing gym.
00:59:12.000 Yeah, Eugene seems like a cool motherfucker.
00:59:14.000 Eugene Barrowman is the fucking man.
00:59:14.000 He's got to be up there with the greatest.
00:59:16.000 He's the fucking man.
00:59:17.000 And he's so calm and composed and rational.
00:59:20.000 The way he gives corner advice, the way he talks, even in the post-fight press conference when he talked about it.
00:59:26.000 It's like he's so composed.
00:59:27.000 He's so good.
00:59:28.000 There's a cool video when I fought Peter from the first round going into the second round for Tim saying, hey, when you're southpaw, feint low, throw that left hand over the top.
00:59:37.000 And the first minute into that, you literally see it play-by-play of what I did.
00:59:42.000 Crack Peter.
00:59:43.000 Boom.
00:59:43.000 And then the second round going into the third round, Tim was like, trust that knee up the middle.
00:59:46.000 It's there.
00:59:46.000 And that's what fucking cut Peter.
00:59:48.000 So corner advice is fucking huge.
00:59:51.000 And a lot of times, you watch fights and you hear corners like...
00:59:55.000 Just talking to talk.
00:59:56.000 Because I feel like they have to say something.
00:59:58.000 So they're just kind of making shit up.
01:00:01.000 Instead of saying something that's fucking truly going to be important.
01:00:05.000 Not over-talking.
01:00:06.000 Saying what you need to fucking say.
01:00:08.000 And let the corner breathe.
01:00:09.000 I'm not trying to listen to a fucking bunch of shit.
01:00:12.000 Tell me a couple things that I need to know.
01:00:14.000 And then let me get my fucking heart rate down.
01:00:15.000 That's what Tim does a really good job of.
01:00:17.000 Well, you guys have such an amazing relationship because you were both there at the very beginning.
01:00:22.000 When the two of you came in five years ago, I'm like, what a cool thing you guys have going on.
01:00:27.000 Because Tim is so knowledgeable and so focused and also a great martial artist himself.
01:00:32.000 So he's watching all these aspects of your training with another mind, like an objective mind that's not experiencing it outside of it.
01:00:42.000 Looking at all the aspects of what you need to do, and because you guys sync together so well, it's such a massive advantage, man.
01:00:50.000 Huge.
01:00:50.000 I feel like it truly is, yeah.
01:00:53.000 When I see other coaches out there and fighters, I just feel like, even if they've got a good relationship, it's like, we hang out every single fucking day.
01:00:59.000 We podcast together, we do everything together.
01:01:01.000 We'll go grab lunch, hang out with our girls together, travel.
01:01:04.000 I do everything together, train together, and it's just, I feel like there's like a chemistry there that a lot of fighter coaches don't have.
01:01:11.000 Because we're like best friends, too.
01:01:13.000 We're just not a coach.
01:01:14.000 But yeah, in the training room when we're hitting mitts, sparring days, it's like, you know, we turn that on and it's good.
01:01:19.000 It must be awesome for you, Tim, because you took a giant risk in your life doing this, dedicating yourself to one athlete, you know, and other athletes, too.
01:01:27.000 But I mean, it's like a big thing, man, you did.
01:01:30.000 Yeah, I think I've just loved the sport and loved martial arts and all the different arts so much.
01:01:36.000 And then getting to live with Robert Follis and seeing another guy who's so passionate about it.
01:01:40.000 I miss that dude.
01:01:41.000 Get to live with him and looked up to him so much.
01:01:44.000 I feel like I'm literally living my dream job.
01:01:48.000 That's awesome.
01:01:49.000 That's so awesome.
01:01:50.000 Yeah, you naturally were always...
01:01:52.000 Because when you were still fighting, you were still trying to get in the UFC. You were in Bellator.
01:01:57.000 You went on Ultimate Fighter.
01:01:58.000 But every time I had a fight coming up for a couple weeks, you'd kind of switch into coach mode.
01:02:02.000 Without us, it just kind of naturally happened.
01:02:04.000 It wasn't really planned.
01:02:06.000 It was like, alright, now you're in the corner.
01:02:08.000 Now you're the coach.
01:02:09.000 That's such a cool situation.
01:02:10.000 It just happened.
01:02:10.000 It just literally fucking happened, and he'd hold mitts for me, and it's fucking wild.
01:02:16.000 Yeah, again, though, it's like, it doesn't matter how good of a coach you got.
01:02:20.000 Like, the athletes that can go in there, be in the moment, be calm, and make it happen, it's like, that is so fucking rare, and I don't know where that I don't know where I came from with you, but I remember seeing you when you were 17 years old, kickboxing in the cage, and you looked comfortable in there, like you were just having fun.
01:02:35.000 And then I saw him when I was 18, I saw him fight this wrestler, still just having fun in there, and that's when I invited him down.
01:02:41.000 Every single fight, like, even you said against Aljo, like, how were your nerves?
01:02:46.000 Or Peter Yan in Abu Dhabi, who butchers people.
01:02:49.000 He doesn't just beat people, he fucking cuts them and beats the fuck out of them, and you were just stone cold in the locker room.
01:02:55.000 It's crazy too.
01:02:56.000 When we were coming up, it was $330 a month a piece.
01:03:00.000 We had this shitty apartment.
01:03:02.000 Those memories were so crazy.
01:03:04.000 They're so vivid too.
01:03:05.000 It was so much fun.
01:03:06.000 We just stayed in this shitty apartment.
01:03:07.000 I had never lived with anybody other than my parents.
01:03:09.000 He had to like, hey dude, do your fucking dishes.
01:03:12.000 I'm like, oh yeah.
01:03:13.000 He didn't know how to do laundry.
01:03:15.000 My mom did all that shit for me.
01:03:18.000 It's been a crazy climb.
01:03:20.000 Yeah, it has been.
01:03:21.000 It's so hard in the beginning because you're not sure if it's going to work out.
01:03:26.000 It's weird I was so fucking positive.
01:03:28.000 Really?
01:03:29.000 I was even telling him when I was 18, 19 years old when I moved down.
01:03:31.000 I said, I'm going to be in the UFC. I'm going to be a fucking superstar.
01:03:36.000 And he would be like...
01:03:38.000 I would just think this kid has no fucking idea how good people are.
01:03:42.000 Wait until he feels how good people are.
01:03:44.000 I was delusional.
01:03:44.000 I was delusional for sure.
01:03:45.000 Do you think it's good to be delusional?
01:03:46.000 I do.
01:03:47.000 I think a little bit of delusion is an important ingredient in the recipe of success because...
01:03:53.000 I was...
01:03:54.000 I mean, I might have been too delusional, but I also got very humbled a lot, too.
01:03:58.000 Like, I would get humbled, and I would be like, God, this is not what I... But then, for whatever reason, I'd come back to me and be like, no, I'm gonna be fucking world champ.
01:04:06.000 I'm gonna be one of the biggest stars in the UFC. But I remember, yeah, telling him that, even, like, when I first moved down.
01:04:12.000 And, uh...
01:04:13.000 But, yeah.
01:04:14.000 Well, I remember when I first met you, when we first started talking, I couldn't believe you didn't have a background in traditional martial arts.
01:04:19.000 Yeah.
01:04:19.000 Because you throw kicks so well.
01:04:21.000 I was like, he looks like a karate guy.
01:04:22.000 Yeah.
01:04:23.000 That was assuming you had a, like you, maybe when you were a kid, you did karate or taekwondo.
01:04:28.000 Basketball, football, baseball, soccer, all, every, different sport all year round for, since I was probably five, six years old, just constantly being an athlete, doing athletic stuff, I feel like helped develop my, I do think too, some people just have this This ability to fight.
01:04:47.000 I just understand fighting.
01:04:50.000 Distance, feints, that stuff came so natural to me.
01:04:54.000 When I first started fighting, I was fainting.
01:04:57.000 I didn't know I was fainting.
01:04:59.000 I was just fighting.
01:05:01.000 It just happened so fucking natural.
01:05:04.000 I think some people just have that ability.
01:05:07.000 Yeah, well, I definitely think the background and athletic helps.
01:05:12.000 Yeah.
01:05:12.000 But it doesn't make a fighter.
01:05:14.000 No.
01:05:14.000 The fighter thing is, like, some guys can do it and some guys can't do it.
01:05:18.000 And you can't predict it.
01:05:20.000 And some guys can do it up until, like, level eight or level nine, like the Marlon Marais guys.
01:05:26.000 Yeah.
01:05:26.000 They get real close.
01:05:27.000 But for whatever reason, in those moments, those chaotic moments, they can't keep it together.
01:05:33.000 Fuck.
01:05:34.000 Yeah.
01:05:35.000 I mean, I still got to go out there and prove it.
01:05:36.000 I think once you become champ, it's like, are you champ?
01:05:39.000 You got to defend the belt.
01:05:40.000 You got to defend the fucking belt.
01:05:41.000 Yeah.
01:05:42.000 So I'm looking forward to that.
01:05:44.000 I really, really did truly want to fight in December.
01:05:47.000 Like when I called out Cheeto in December.
01:05:50.000 But then they talked to UFC and they kind of already had...
01:05:53.000 They kind of already had...
01:05:54.000 They were trying to get Colby and Leon together and they didn't...
01:05:56.000 I asked them.
01:05:58.000 They want me to main event my own show, which I think is fucking dope.
01:06:00.000 I'm down with that.
01:06:01.000 So...
01:06:03.000 Yeah, definitely.
01:06:03.000 Yeah, that's a good litmus test, too.
01:06:06.000 Let's see what those numbers are, because Cheetos are pretty famous, too.
01:06:09.000 That's a big fight.
01:06:10.000 Yeah, I'm really hoping they fucking just say, let's fucking do it.
01:06:14.000 What do you think that would be for?
01:06:15.000 Like, when?
01:06:17.000 I'm ready, I mean...
01:06:18.000 It can't be December.
01:06:20.000 No.
01:06:20.000 So, what is the next big card after that?
01:06:22.000 I'd say, I think UFC 300's in April.
01:06:25.000 I would say, I mean, that would be a sweet card to be on, but again, they're not gonna...
01:06:29.000 Where are they doing that?
01:06:30.000 Vegas?
01:06:32.000 Probably, yeah.
01:06:34.000 So I'm going to guess before that.
01:06:37.000 Before UFC 300. Because they're not going to put...
01:06:39.000 They'll probably do something like they're doing with John.
01:06:42.000 Like have a super card but only have to pay out one champion.
01:06:46.000 So I'm assuming they'll probably do something like that.
01:06:48.000 It's funny that you think about it that way.
01:06:49.000 I've been thinking like that.
01:06:51.000 Until you said that, I never considered it.
01:06:53.000 Oh yeah, that other fight, neither one of those guys is a current world champion.
01:06:57.000 Even though it's for the title, they don't get a piece of the pay-per-view.
01:07:00.000 I've been having a business kind of mindset, getting into fighting early, early on.
01:07:06.000 Thinking about numbers and brand deals and when I get to this position, what I'm going to ask for at the UFC. I go and sit down with Hunter and do our own negotiations and stuff and It's fun.
01:07:19.000 I enjoy that aspect of fighting.
01:07:22.000 I enjoy the business side of it to where a lot of fighters don't.
01:07:25.000 They're like, here, I'll just pay someone to fucking do it for me.
01:07:28.000 But I've always been excited about that.
01:07:30.000 I've always wanted to be into the entrepreneur type stuff.
01:07:33.000 Well, that's great that you enjoy it, because for some fighters it's like a labor, you know, and they don't do it.
01:07:38.000 But if you're excited about it, that's awesome, because that's definitely a smart thing.
01:07:42.000 And, you know, just the ability to promote, just promoting fights, like, that is such a factor.
01:07:48.000 There's so many guys that are really talented, but for whatever reason, the public's not captivated by them.
01:07:53.000 And so they just never quite hit their potential in terms of, like, revenue.
01:07:58.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:08:00.000 I mean, it's crazy now with all the social media guys fighting now and making bank and it's their first, second, third fight.
01:08:06.000 Jake Paul's the fucking man.
01:08:08.000 What he's done is pretty amazing.
01:08:10.000 So is that Dylan Danis fight off with Logan Paul?
01:08:13.000 I saw him tweet fucking him out, peace or something, but then I seen someone confirm that he didn't pull out.
01:08:19.000 But that motherfucker, he's been calling us since the day where he said there's no way that motherfucker's showing up.
01:08:24.000 But, he hasn't pulled out yet.
01:08:26.000 Well, if he doesn't show up, how is he making money?
01:08:29.000 That's what I was wondering.
01:08:30.000 That's what I was wondering.
01:08:31.000 Maybe I can't take a break off Twitter without people thinking I'm pulling out.
01:08:37.000 Well, his fucking tweet.
01:08:38.000 He's a...
01:08:38.000 Yeah.
01:08:39.000 He's a great troll.
01:08:41.000 Yeah, he is.
01:08:41.000 He's good.
01:08:42.000 He's doing a...
01:08:43.000 I mean, for a guy that's...
01:08:45.000 Last time he fought was in Bellator.
01:08:46.000 Like, when?
01:08:46.000 How long ago was that?
01:08:47.000 Yeah, probably four or five years ago.
01:08:48.000 But for Logan's girl to sue him...
01:08:50.000 Lawsuits, lawyers, that shit.
01:08:53.000 There's nothing more fucking stressful and frustrating than that.
01:08:57.000 Going through that stuff.
01:08:59.000 And Dylan probably doesn't have a lot of cheddar.
01:09:01.000 So now he's getting sued.
01:09:02.000 He has to hire a lawyer.
01:09:03.000 And those lawyer bills add the fuck up.
01:09:05.000 So I bet he's fucking stressing.
01:09:08.000 Look at this.
01:09:08.000 He's sparring with Alex Pajeda.
01:09:12.000 That's very interesting.
01:09:13.000 Yeah, Alex being real nice to him.
01:09:15.000 Real nice.
01:09:16.000 By the way, yeah, real nice and, you know, you're only gonna learn so much in a certain amount of time.
01:09:22.000 I mean, it's not like Dylan is an absolutely terrible striker.
01:09:27.000 Yeah.
01:09:27.000 But he's not a striker.
01:09:29.000 He's an elite grappler.
01:09:30.000 His grappling is fucking amazing.
01:09:32.000 I mean, he's really fucking good at that.
01:09:34.000 On the ground, he's sensational.
01:09:36.000 That kid has some fucking serious jujitsu.
01:09:39.000 But it's just he's not known for being a boxer.
01:09:42.000 No.
01:09:42.000 It's like the Ben Askren situation.
01:09:44.000 Yeah.
01:09:44.000 You know, Jake Paul offers you more money probably than he made his entire UFC career for a boxing match after you've had a hip replacement.
01:09:53.000 You're like, fuck it.
01:09:53.000 I'm in.
01:09:54.000 So he comes in looking like a guy who delivers milk.
01:09:56.000 We were there.
01:09:57.000 Gut and tits.
01:09:58.000 Oh, yeah.
01:09:58.000 That was crazy.
01:10:00.000 That was crazy.
01:10:01.000 Did I say trending in Texas, North Korea?
01:10:04.000 Is that what that said on Twitter?
01:10:05.000 What's going on in North Korea?
01:10:06.000 Oh, I don't know.
01:10:07.000 It sounds fun.
01:10:08.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:10:10.000 Don't freak me out.
01:10:11.000 I'll see you when I click it if anything interesting pops up.
01:10:15.000 I'm so scared.
01:10:16.000 I think the story of the day went there is there's an American soldier that crossed.
01:10:21.000 Oh, that guy.
01:10:21.000 And he's now back in American custody, so that story is just...
01:10:24.000 Yeah, some guy, they were gonna arrest him.
01:10:26.000 He said, fuck you, I'm going to North Korea.
01:10:28.000 And he escaped from South Korea and went across the border.
01:10:30.000 Jesus.
01:10:31.000 And they gave him back.
01:10:33.000 Damn.
01:10:33.000 That's how annoying that dude is.
01:10:34.000 Still one of the craziest pods was having that girl from North Korea on.
01:10:39.000 The one with the big titties.
01:10:40.000 Yeonmi Park, yeah.
01:10:42.000 The heavies.
01:10:44.000 That pod fucking still just like...
01:10:47.000 That was hard to listen to.
01:10:48.000 She's so small, man.
01:10:49.000 Yeah.
01:10:50.000 Because, you know, she's starved her whole life.
01:10:52.000 Her body is so frail.
01:10:54.000 Like when you shake her hand, it's almost like you're worried you're going to break her hand.
01:10:57.000 They're these tiny little hands.
01:10:59.000 Like you shake her hand, it's like so gentle.
01:11:01.000 Just like a bunch of little sticks covered by skin.
01:11:04.000 And she's so smart.
01:11:06.000 I was like, god damn.
01:11:07.000 Brilliant lady and boy does she have some like cautionary tales of what happens when you give the government control because the way their country worked is they said we're gonna take the land away from the farmers so that everyone will have food we'll just grow the food for everyone and then they're like no we're not.
01:11:22.000 Once they took the land away like no you gotta eat what we tell you to, you gotta do what we tell you to, wear what we tell you to.
01:11:28.000 That's crazy what's going on today.
01:11:30.000 Right now.
01:11:30.000 Like, it fucking makes no sense.
01:11:32.000 Yeah, that's the thing that people need to understand when they think about dictators.
01:11:35.000 Like, we don't have to worry about that.
01:11:37.000 It's America.
01:11:38.000 We're a democracy.
01:11:39.000 Right, but all over the world, the world's run by dictators.
01:11:44.000 Like, all over the world.
01:11:46.000 It's happening right now where people live in horrific conditions.
01:11:49.000 Do they think they're living good, though?
01:11:50.000 They think.
01:11:51.000 In North Korea, they don't know.
01:11:52.000 Some people don't know because they have no control of the internet.
01:11:56.000 Like, the government controls everything.
01:11:58.000 And the people really believe that the rest of the world is jealous of North Korea.
01:12:02.000 North Korea is perfect and amazing.
01:12:04.000 Hole in one.
01:12:05.000 It's like a big religion.
01:12:06.000 Yeah.
01:12:06.000 Well, it's a cult.
01:12:08.000 And, you know, when the father died, when Kim Jong-un died, they all had to mourn him.
01:12:14.000 And if you didn't mourn him enough, you would get arrested and put you in jail.
01:12:19.000 There was like a certain amount of time.
01:12:20.000 So there's like performative mourning.
01:12:23.000 So if you see like there's videos of performative mourning for Kim Jong-un's death.
01:12:28.000 So there's all these people outside in public in North Korea just...
01:12:35.000 Performatively crying and moaning.
01:12:37.000 Like a porno.
01:12:38.000 You have to do it.
01:12:40.000 Maybe porno is more honest.
01:12:42.000 I would imagine if you're actually having sex.
01:12:44.000 What's that?
01:12:46.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:46.000 So I would imagine if you're actually, you know, a person having sex, it probably feels really good.
01:12:52.000 You don't really have to fake it.
01:12:53.000 You just have to ignore that there's a camera there.
01:12:55.000 Tim's used to girls having to fake it when he's having sex with them.
01:12:57.000 You're right, bitch.
01:12:58.000 Sounds like your fucking gym.
01:12:59.000 God, how much is like social media these days affecting like marriage?
01:13:03.000 I wonder what the percentage of like success rate in marriage is gonna be in about five years.
01:13:08.000 That's a really good question because I was watching YouTube the other day and a clip popped up that I didn't watch, but it was Lex Friedman had some guy on and the guy was explaining how Instagram is essentially an infidelity accelerating machine.
01:13:24.000 Because if you think of, like, how many...
01:13:27.000 I mean, I know guys who are married, and their wife's page is all their wife sticking their titties out and sticking their butt out.
01:13:36.000 I mean, it's literally the whole page.
01:13:39.000 It's like these girls...
01:13:40.000 And I'm not talking about girls who are, like, professional fitness influencers that are just showing how good their body is.
01:13:47.000 I'm just talking about just regular gals.
01:13:50.000 Like, if you're a professional fitness person and, you know, maybe you train people or something like that, yeah, of course you should show your body.
01:13:56.000 That's what everybody wants.
01:13:57.000 You're literally advertising, like, look, I did this to me, I can help you do this to you.
01:14:03.000 But some of them are just ass and titties and like, do you like my feet?
01:14:09.000 And, like, they're married, right?
01:14:11.000 So you know they're getting bombed on in the DMs, like, constantly.
01:14:15.000 And if something goes wrong in the marriage, they have, like, probably so many options.
01:14:20.000 Like, pro athletes are DMing them, and who knows, you know?
01:14:25.000 God, same with the guys, too.
01:14:26.000 How easily those relationships are just available.
01:14:29.000 When I was talking about that last night with the dating apps, like when someone in one of those bottom-of-the-barrel shows, one of the questions was Hinge, which was a dating app.
01:14:39.000 And I was like, how much are you going to be invested in trying to figure somebody out if you've got like a hundred people that you swiped on that are also ready to go?
01:14:49.000 And then you could just like leave this date sucks.
01:14:52.000 Like, text this person like, hey, something just came up.
01:14:56.000 I just got out of a meeting.
01:14:57.000 Dude, do you want to go have a late drink?
01:14:59.000 And then you go meet that person.
01:15:01.000 Like, all right, we're trying again.
01:15:02.000 And then if you're really that person that's like, it's got to be addictive like everything else on social media is addictive.
01:15:09.000 And addicted to just meeting people and just swiping and they all look hot.
01:15:13.000 Like, let's fucking go.
01:15:15.000 Yeah, it's dangerous.
01:15:16.000 I mean, marriage is such a tough, crazy thing.
01:15:18.000 Do you know a lot of people that have successful marriages?
01:15:21.000 I know people that have successful marriages.
01:15:23.000 I wouldn't say I know a lot.
01:15:25.000 I think, look, what is the divorce rate?
01:15:28.000 We know that.
01:15:29.000 I think it's higher.
01:15:30.000 I think the national divorce rate is close to 50%.
01:15:32.000 And Chris Rock always had a great bit about that.
01:15:34.000 He goes, and that's just the people that had the courage to get out.
01:15:38.000 How many cowards stay and suffer?
01:15:42.000 Especially when they have kids and they're just staying together being miserable with kids and they don't even know those kids are sitting there looking at how they interact with each other.
01:15:50.000 It's just affecting them.
01:15:51.000 They just feel the interactions if it's not genuine.
01:15:54.000 It's just there for the kids like fuck.
01:15:57.000 Yeah, if they feel like a bitterness between them.
01:15:59.000 And then also they'll identify future relationships like that too.
01:16:03.000 You know, that's like a scary thing about people who grow up in like abusive households.
01:16:07.000 Like if the mother and father are abusive to each other, verbally abusive to each other, then they'll probably pattern that as they get older.
01:16:15.000 And they just think you're supposed to like fight and then make up.
01:16:19.000 Fight and then make up.
01:16:20.000 And then people get caught up in that cycle of fighting and make up because it feels good to make up.
01:16:25.000 You know, and the makeup sex is amazing.
01:16:27.000 But the fighting part is just like people get brutal.
01:16:31.000 They insult each other and break each other down.
01:16:34.000 Yeah, we're so lucky because I've been with my girl almost 13 years now and you've been with Danny for almost 10. Yeah.
01:16:40.000 But I bet being like the star you are now trying to find a chick that, I mean, the guys that are stars trying to find actual love.
01:16:47.000 Yeah, that'd be tough.
01:16:48.000 It's possible.
01:16:48.000 I think it's probably easier if you're a guy to find a good girl than you have a girl to find a good guy.
01:16:54.000 Well, yeah.
01:16:56.000 I would think so.
01:16:57.000 Because, I mean, to be sexist, to talk in sexist terms, women think of a man as a provider.
01:17:07.000 So you want a guy who can keep it together.
01:17:10.000 You want a guy who you're going to have children.
01:17:12.000 You're going to want a guy who's going to be able to keep it together financially.
01:17:15.000 Be stable.
01:17:16.000 Be disciplined.
01:17:17.000 Do all the things he's gonna do.
01:17:18.000 Not fall apart.
01:17:19.000 Not become a drug addict.
01:17:20.000 Not fucking do something really stupid and lose his job.
01:17:24.000 And not, like, just give up because of that.
01:17:27.000 And then everybody gets on welfare.
01:17:28.000 Like, you have to, like, count on someone unless you want to work yourself.
01:17:32.000 So there's this, like, evolutionary aspect.
01:17:35.000 And I think it's hard.
01:17:37.000 Like, if you're a guy, what do you want out of a woman?
01:17:40.000 I want her to be nice, I want her to be interesting, fat ass, all the physical things.
01:17:45.000 But you want her to be a good person, a nice person.
01:17:47.000 I don't need them to be successful.
01:17:49.000 Like, no guy cares.
01:17:51.000 I do not care at all.
01:17:52.000 Like, I would not care at all.
01:17:53.000 Like, if I was a single guy and I met a gal and she was like a bartender, I did one like, oh, you're just a bartender?
01:17:59.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
01:18:00.000 You don't have any businesses?
01:18:01.000 Like, no one cares.
01:18:02.000 No one cares.
01:18:02.000 Like, are you nice?
01:18:03.000 Are you nice?
01:18:04.000 Are you cool?
01:18:04.000 Are you fun to be with?
01:18:05.000 Do I enjoy spending time with you?
01:18:07.000 Then who cares?
01:18:09.000 But a woman like Taylor Swift is not going to marry a bartender.
01:18:13.000 That's fucking so true.
01:18:14.000 Bitch, get the fuck out of here.
01:18:15.000 I sell out stadiums.
01:18:17.000 What do you do?
01:18:18.000 You make drinks for people?
01:18:19.000 Well, that's why she's talking with that Travis Kelsey guy.
01:18:21.000 Gotta do something big time.
01:18:23.000 That's a good point.
01:18:24.000 I never thought about that.
01:18:26.000 Yeah, who knows?
01:18:28.000 I think it's a tougher road for a woman to find a good man.
01:18:31.000 That's what I think.
01:18:32.000 Yeah.
01:18:33.000 If I'm guessing.
01:18:34.000 Because I don't know that many good men.
01:18:37.000 I know a lot of cool women.
01:18:38.000 Yeah.
01:18:39.000 In terms of, like, the overall number of men that I know, like, how many of them are going for it?
01:18:45.000 Yeah.
01:18:45.000 I'm lucky I know a lot of cool people.
01:18:47.000 Yeah.
01:18:47.000 I meet a lot of cool people, but just, like, general folks, like, how many of these general folks are keeping it together?
01:18:53.000 There's lazy fucks.
01:18:53.000 A lot of lazy fucks.
01:18:54.000 I feel like comedians...
01:18:56.000 Is there a lot of lazy comedians that are kind of naturally funny that could be way better that just kind of just get by with the little funniness?
01:19:03.000 There's that.
01:19:04.000 There's some guys that are talented and they don't apply themselves enough.
01:19:08.000 Because Hans...
01:19:09.000 We were talking to Hans Kim and he was like...
01:19:11.000 Kill Tony makes him kind of have to fucking, a minute every week to where he can't be lazy.
01:19:16.000 But he said if he didn't, he would probably be lazy.
01:19:19.000 Yeah.
01:19:19.000 Like, that's crazy that you just know that, well, I'd probably be lazy, that mindset.
01:19:23.000 You gotta work out with Hans and see what you're talking about.
01:19:25.000 Hans is fucking...
01:19:26.000 He goes to the gym and it's like, you lazy bitch, what are you doing?
01:19:30.000 Go to work.
01:19:31.000 Hans is so fucking...
01:19:32.000 People don't correlate the two, like creativity and health.
01:19:35.000 I don't think they have anything to do with each other.
01:19:37.000 Yeah, it's that mind-body thing.
01:19:39.000 People who concentrate only on the mind think the body's frivolous.
01:19:42.000 They don't care what they look like.
01:19:44.000 And people who concentrate only on the body, they're not thinking about their mind.
01:19:48.000 But they're interconnected.
01:19:49.000 It's your being.
01:19:50.000 Your being is your body and your mind.
01:19:52.000 They're all contained in the same vessel.
01:19:54.000 And if you can keep that vessel healthy and happy and keep it on track, you'll have a better life.
01:20:00.000 Is there a certain time when you have your best ideas and stuff?
01:20:04.000 At night.
01:20:04.000 Almost always at night.
01:20:06.000 But sometimes in the morning.
01:20:07.000 Sometimes I'll spark a fucking dooba right when I wake up and start writing.
01:20:11.000 It just depends on how I feel.
01:20:14.000 As long as I get my work done, what I need to get done, like exercise and writing and all that stuff, I'll allow it sometimes to happen at different times.
01:20:22.000 So sometimes I wake up in the morning and I just wake up and I'm like, I gotta write right now.
01:20:27.000 I got some ideas.
01:20:28.000 And then I'll get high and sit in front of the computer for a couple hours.
01:20:32.000 And sometimes it's coming after the club.
01:20:35.000 Like some of the best shit I've ever written is like I went off stage, I got home, and I just sat down and started going over ideas and then come up with things.
01:20:43.000 God, that's so sweet that that's your club.
01:20:44.000 When we were watching last night on the balcony looking down at you performing in your club, that's fucking so sweet.
01:20:50.000 That's so sweet.
01:20:51.000 That's like a dream come true.
01:20:53.000 It's not even a dream I ever had.
01:20:54.000 Really?
01:20:55.000 It just happened?
01:20:55.000 I had to do it once we got here.
01:20:57.000 So I needed to get the fuck out of LA. The George Floyd riots were happening.
01:21:02.000 They're defunding the police.
01:21:03.000 They're telling you you can't do stand-up.
01:21:05.000 You can't go to restaurants.
01:21:06.000 You can't do anything.
01:21:08.000 And I was starting to get really sketched out.
01:21:10.000 And I've always wanted my...
01:21:12.000 At the time, my youngest kids were 10 and 12, which I felt like is the age that you can still move them and they'll be okay.
01:21:21.000 You know, when you start moving kids at 15 and 16, they really resent it because they're, like, socially connected to their friends.
01:21:27.000 They're going to high school.
01:21:29.000 If they like their high school and they like their friends, it sucks.
01:21:32.000 So it was perfect.
01:21:34.000 They met friends early.
01:21:36.000 It was like, the people here are so friendly.
01:21:39.000 And it was like, immediate.
01:21:41.000 I was like, I love it here.
01:21:43.000 I love it here.
01:21:44.000 I feel so home.
01:21:47.000 But there was no real comedy club.
01:21:49.000 There was this place, the Vulcan, but the sound sucked.
01:21:52.000 And it was like, there was always issues.
01:21:54.000 And so we used the Vulcan as a place to practice.
01:21:57.000 And it was good because then we would go on the road on the weekends.
01:22:00.000 We were doing arenas and all these comedy shows.
01:22:03.000 But right away, I was like, I need to open up a club.
01:22:07.000 And Ron White told me to buy the building that was owned by the cult.
01:22:12.000 We're gonna watch that after that.
01:22:15.000 I love cult shows.
01:22:16.000 Cult shows are good, motivating.
01:22:18.000 I almost owned that building.
01:22:19.000 I was under contract for that building.
01:22:22.000 It wasn't for their issues.
01:22:23.000 I feel like the one you got is fucking perfect.
01:22:26.000 Because was it on the same street?
01:22:27.000 No, no.
01:22:28.000 The one that I had is on this big property.
01:22:31.000 It's way off the beaten path.
01:22:32.000 Oh, this is perfect.
01:22:33.000 Oh, yeah.
01:22:34.000 This is perfect because I'm getting all the people that are in the hotels downtown.
01:22:36.000 They could just walk there.
01:22:38.000 All the foot traffic.
01:22:39.000 And on 6th Street, in front of my club, on Friday and Saturday, they shut the whole street down.
01:22:44.000 Bro, Tuesday night last night, I was like, what the fuck?
01:22:47.000 I feel like a weekend.
01:22:48.000 It's crazy.
01:22:49.000 The line out the door was insane.
01:22:51.000 Always.
01:22:51.000 That's so fucking sweet.
01:22:53.000 And we've revitalized that area.
01:22:55.000 That's sweet.
01:22:56.000 And so other stuff is booming there, too.
01:22:58.000 And there's a big development company that's bought off.
01:23:00.000 They bought up a giant chunk of 6th Street, and they have all these amazing plans.
01:23:05.000 Fuck, yeah.
01:23:05.000 So it's really exciting.
01:23:06.000 Was it stressful building that place out?
01:23:12.000 Stressful is being poor.
01:23:13.000 I was gonna say you guys.
01:23:15.000 Stressful is coal mining to feed your kids and where you get in black lung.
01:23:19.000 What I had to do was complicated, but I wouldn't say it was stressful because it didn't hurt me financially.
01:23:26.000 I knew that it's very rare.
01:23:28.000 Sometimes things happen in life where you go, God, if I don't do this, who's gonna?
01:23:33.000 Who's gonna do it other than me?
01:23:35.000 It seems like the world wants me to do this.
01:23:36.000 That's why I knocked out Aljo.
01:23:41.000 So it's just, I felt like, look, this is the thing to do.
01:23:44.000 I open up a badass comedy club.
01:23:46.000 And at the same time, all my friends that worked for the comedy store were unemployed because the comedy store had shut down.
01:23:53.000 And so they weren't getting any money.
01:23:54.000 And I was like, how about I just hire you guys, move y'all out here, and let's build a club together.
01:24:00.000 That's so sweet.
01:24:01.000 That's what we did.
01:24:02.000 Fucking insane community.
01:24:03.000 We did it the right way.
01:24:03.000 It was so fun hanging up there like David Lucas, William, Hans, Tony, just like feeling like a part of the group for a little bit was fucking really fun.
01:24:11.000 It was a good time.
01:24:12.000 It's a real fun, it's like we, it's like if you could hang with your boys and have like the best night of your life at a point where like you're thinking about it months later.
01:24:21.000 We do that every night.
01:24:22.000 Belly laughing.
01:24:23.000 Every night.
01:24:23.000 And it's all professional comedians.
01:24:25.000 We're all constantly talking shit and laughing and But it's almost like podcasts, too, because the conversations will segue and interesting things, and someone will bring something up, and they'll be always talking about it, and we're playing music.
01:24:37.000 Heading down to Mitzi's after it was fun, the bar.
01:24:39.000 Like, that was really fun, too.
01:24:41.000 Not usually go to bar.
01:24:42.000 It just makes it that much more sweet.
01:24:43.000 There's just no phones, too.
01:24:45.000 Oh, that's cool.
01:24:46.000 I like that.
01:24:47.000 Being able to take the phones away and lock those things up, that's fucking sweet.
01:24:50.000 Yeah, people don't like it, but, man, it makes you pay attention, and it makes the experience way better.
01:24:54.000 And if you accidentally say a little something, It just makes it better for everybody.
01:25:00.000 That's what they have to understand.
01:25:01.000 People are reluctant to do it, but listen, it's better for the art form.
01:25:04.000 It's better for you.
01:25:06.000 Just go and have a good time.
01:25:07.000 I like how they lock them for real.
01:25:09.000 We were up in the balcony and I went to just grab mine and I was like, oh shit, I think it's locked in that motherfucker, which is cool though.
01:25:16.000 I like that.
01:25:17.000 Yeah, it's just, we did everything that we could to make it the best experience possible.
01:25:21.000 For the comedians, the best for the audience.
01:25:24.000 We just did it right.
01:25:26.000 Took a long time.
01:25:27.000 Can a person that's like not really naturally that funny become a great comedian?
01:25:32.000 It's a good question.
01:25:32.000 I don't think it's impossible.
01:25:34.000 I think if you're smart and you can figure it out I think people can figure things out It's like I think there's a certain mindset that you would have to acquire and I think some people they're very different It's very difficult for them to change the way they look at things and change the way They think other people see them because people have a delusional idea of how other people see you and And I think in comedy sometimes you have to approach, you have to think of it in a different way.
01:26:00.000 You have to think of it as an audience as much as you have to think of it as yourself.
01:26:04.000 Such a sweet skill.
01:26:05.000 I've tried to write shit down and I look at it a couple weeks later and I'm like, what the fuck?
01:26:10.000 I thought that was funny.
01:26:12.000 Even a little bit?
01:26:14.000 It wasn't.
01:26:16.000 It's like anything else, man.
01:26:18.000 You gotta do it around a bunch of people who do it.
01:26:21.000 In our case, you literally have to practice it in front of audiences.
01:26:27.000 Like some of the stuff you saw last night was brand new.
01:26:30.000 Like one of the bits that I did last night I had just done for the first time during the first show.
01:26:35.000 And then there's all the stuff that we do like in that little room at the bottom of the barrel that's completely improvised.
01:26:40.000 And so that's how you develop an act by like just you have to practice it live in front of people.
01:26:47.000 So I have these ideas.
01:26:49.000 How many times do you do something in the barrel room, or when you're doing the barrel show, that's fucking good, but you can't write it down?
01:26:56.000 Is someone recording just in case?
01:26:57.000 I record everything.
01:26:58.000 Okay, just in case you're like, fuck, what was that?
01:27:00.000 I always record them, and then I listen to them, and every now and then there's like a little thing that you forgot.
01:27:05.000 You're like, oh, shit.
01:27:07.000 Yeah, that's funny.
01:27:08.000 Or can be.
01:27:08.000 Yeah, it can be.
01:27:09.000 They're like little seeds.
01:27:11.000 You know, and like, I'm gonna water this bitch.
01:27:13.000 I'm gonna water this bitch.
01:27:14.000 A couple of them yesterday.
01:27:15.000 Obviously won't say anything right now, but that shit had me fucking laughing.
01:27:20.000 I wonder with like Tom Segura and Christina P, like what their home life's like.
01:27:24.000 Because they're such high-level comedians.
01:27:26.000 Oh, they're talking shit.
01:27:28.000 They're talking shit all day.
01:27:30.000 They got kids too, right?
01:27:31.000 Their kids talk shit.
01:27:32.000 Oh, yeah.
01:27:33.000 I bet.
01:27:33.000 Yeah, his one kid calls him Tom.
01:27:36.000 He won't call his dad.
01:27:37.000 And he goes, hey, I'm your fucking dad.
01:27:39.000 Call me dad.
01:27:40.000 He's like, all right, Tom.
01:27:41.000 Where do they live?
01:27:42.000 Settle down, Tom.
01:27:42.000 They live out here.
01:27:43.000 Oh, shit.
01:27:44.000 Yeah, he lives here.
01:27:44.000 They both live here too.
01:27:46.000 Yeah, their podcast is fucking funny.
01:27:47.000 Yeah, there's like 15 world-class comedians that moved to Austin over the last three years.
01:27:52.000 If I had to move anywhere, it would definitely be Austin.
01:27:54.000 I couldn't live around this, though.
01:27:56.000 I would get too distracted.
01:27:58.000 What, around 6th Street, you mean?
01:27:59.000 Just around town.
01:28:00.000 I live in Waddell.
01:28:01.000 I just got a farm.
01:28:02.000 I got 15 chickens.
01:28:03.000 I live out.
01:28:04.000 I have to.
01:28:05.000 I know myself.
01:28:07.000 There's plenty of that out here.
01:28:09.000 That's how I lived when I lived in California.
01:28:11.000 I lived about 35 minutes outside of LA. Do you have chickens now?
01:28:14.000 Yes, I do.
01:28:15.000 I'm recently a chicken guy.
01:28:17.000 They've been starting to lay eggs, and it's so fucking fun grabbing those eggs every morning.
01:28:21.000 It's something about grabbing the egg and cracking it.
01:28:25.000 It's so nutritious, too.
01:28:26.000 Yeah, we've been getting a bunch, giving them something.
01:28:28.000 Ours haven't started laying eggs yet.
01:28:30.000 We've got fresh chickens.
01:28:31.000 They're only now a couple months old, so they're getting their feathers and getting all the fluff is starting to go away.
01:28:37.000 It's pretty badass.
01:28:37.000 They're rich and colorful, way different.
01:28:40.000 Oh, and the eggs...
01:28:42.000 Somebody's watching them walk around outside.
01:28:44.000 Fucking so...
01:28:45.000 There's something about it.
01:28:46.000 Yeah, you ever see what they do to mice?
01:28:48.000 I haven't.
01:28:49.000 I've heard they're fucking savages.
01:28:51.000 You've never seen a video of a chicken fucking up a mountain?
01:28:53.000 I don't know if I want to.
01:28:54.000 This is how I found out about it.
01:28:56.000 We were...
01:28:57.000 We had this fence in California that was this wrought iron fence in our backyard.
01:29:03.000 And my wife said, you know what?
01:29:04.000 That fence kind of fucks up our view.
01:29:06.000 Why don't we get a glass fence?
01:29:08.000 So we got a glass fence.
01:29:09.000 And then hawks...
01:29:11.000 Couldn't figure out there was a glass fence, and they would sh-bam!
01:29:16.000 And there was like three of them that wound up dead.
01:29:20.000 They got KO'd.
01:29:21.000 And one of them got KO'd, but he was like still lying in the backyard.
01:29:26.000 And so my wife and my kids rescued him.
01:29:28.000 And so they put him in a box.
01:29:30.000 Watch this cat with this mouse.
01:29:31.000 So this cat's playing around with this mouse.
01:29:35.000 Oh, no.
01:29:36.000 Watch this chicken.
01:29:36.000 Oh, God.
01:29:38.000 No way.
01:29:39.000 Yeah.
01:29:39.000 Yeah.
01:29:40.000 Chicken's way more savage than that cat.
01:29:41.000 Oh, shit.
01:29:43.000 Just fucking that mouse up.
01:29:46.000 Oh.
01:29:47.000 Yeah.
01:29:47.000 Get the fuck out of here, cat.
01:29:48.000 This is mine.
01:29:49.000 The cat's like, you got it.
01:29:50.000 Leave me alone.
01:29:51.000 Chickens are funny, bro.
01:29:53.000 Vicious.
01:29:53.000 So what happened was...
01:29:57.000 This hawk got fucked up and they put him in like this big box and put him in the bottom of the box.
01:30:03.000 And then my wife went to the pet store and they got these, I think they called them pinkies.
01:30:07.000 They're like little baby mice that they feed to snakes and shit like that.
01:30:10.000 They got a bunch of them.
01:30:12.000 And so they fed a bunch of them to this hawk and he ate them all except for one.
01:30:17.000 And there was one left, and my daughter was like, there were only four at the night.
01:30:20.000 We want to raise it!
01:30:21.000 I go, you can't.
01:30:22.000 It doesn't have its mother.
01:30:24.000 It's going to die.
01:30:26.000 I'm like, let's just feed it to the chickens.
01:30:30.000 No!
01:30:31.000 I go, that doesn't make any sense.
01:30:32.000 You just fed it to the hawk.
01:30:33.000 But now you don't want to feed it to the chickens?
01:30:36.000 Like, the chickens are our friends.
01:30:37.000 They give us eggs.
01:30:38.000 The hawk is just some flying monster who kills all the rats.
01:30:42.000 And so, eventually, they said, okay.
01:30:44.000 I go, do you guys want to come with me?
01:30:46.000 Like, no!
01:30:47.000 So I went out in the chicken coop by myself.
01:30:49.000 And I put that thing down.
01:30:51.000 And they dove on it.
01:30:53.000 Like piranhas.
01:30:55.000 Just...
01:30:56.000 And one got in her beak and she's running around the chicken coop and all of them are chasing after her and biting at her face and trying to steal the mouse from her.
01:31:06.000 I've never seen anything like it.
01:31:07.000 Because every other time they eat, like if we serve them, you know, chicken feed and we serve them like dried worms and all these different things.
01:31:14.000 They peck at it, but they don't steal from each other.
01:31:16.000 They're not frantic.
01:31:17.000 But they knew that that fresh meat, the fresh meat of mice, for whatever reason, that is like their favorite thing.
01:31:24.000 They went crazy, man.
01:31:26.000 It was wild to see.
01:31:28.000 What a perfect animal for...
01:31:30.000 Because they've been around for millions and millions of years, right?
01:31:32.000 So they lay food every day.
01:31:34.000 It's like a perfect fucking animal God put down there for us.
01:31:38.000 Yeah, and if you're a person that has a good relationship with that chicken, like all these people that are vegan, that's like, I would never eat eggs.
01:31:45.000 Like, listen, it's not going to be a chicken.
01:31:47.000 It can't be a chicken.
01:31:48.000 You don't have a rooster, it's not going to be a chicken.
01:31:50.000 It's just food.
01:31:51.000 Not only it's that, it's food from your pets.
01:31:54.000 So you have a good relationship with them, give them corn and feed.
01:31:57.000 Organic quality food.
01:31:58.000 Let them arrange around your yard, eat bugs and all that stuff, and you'll get this unbelievably nutritious food for free.
01:32:04.000 And you get animal protein, so you don't have to be a fucking sick person.
01:32:07.000 You don't have to be protein deficient and feeling terrible and having to supplement everything with fucking soy and this and that.
01:32:17.000 You can eat eggs!
01:32:18.000 How many times a day are you eating meat?
01:32:20.000 Every day.
01:32:21.000 How many times a day?
01:32:23.000 Every meal, and I'm eating probably twice a day.
01:32:27.000 Generally, I don't eat more than twice a day.
01:32:29.000 I don't usually eat lunch.
01:32:32.000 Usually lunch is my breakfast.
01:32:33.000 It's like the first meal I have in the day is around noon.
01:32:36.000 Even days you train hard?
01:32:37.000 Yeah.
01:32:38.000 I don't mind training on an empty stomach, but I will have a piece of fruit or something like that if I know.
01:32:43.000 I'm really going to get after it.
01:32:44.000 A lot of electrolytes, too.
01:32:46.000 But the thing for me is, like, I don't tell...
01:32:49.000 Everybody's different.
01:32:50.000 I know people that are fine with a vegetarian diet.
01:32:53.000 It's not me, though.
01:32:54.000 When I used to try to lose weight when I was competing, I was trying to make 140 pounds, and I only made it one year my senior year in high school, and I couldn't do it again.
01:33:02.000 It was just too hard.
01:33:04.000 So I tried vegetarianism for six months, and I just felt listless.
01:33:09.000 I 100% for sure wasn't doing it well.
01:33:12.000 I wasn't even taking supplements back then.
01:33:14.000 But I just didn't want to go up to the next weight class.
01:33:17.000 And then when I made the decision to go up to the next weight class, I started eating meat.
01:33:20.000 And it was like...
01:33:24.000 Immediately.
01:33:25.000 Because I was 17, so my body was like, hey bitch, we're trying to get stronger.
01:33:29.000 What are you doing giving us corn?
01:33:32.000 And then from then on, I always say, God, when I eat meat, I feel better.
01:33:37.000 And I know that I didn't do that well.
01:33:40.000 I know I haven't tried it since.
01:33:41.000 When I went on a full carnivore diet like a few years ago for a month, where I ate nothing but meat for a month, I was like, God, this is like the best I've ever felt.
01:33:50.000 So now I've been doing that for three solid months.
01:33:53.000 Damn.
01:33:53.000 Three and a half almost.
01:33:55.000 Three and a half solid months of nothing but meat.
01:33:58.000 I feel great.
01:33:58.000 I don't know how you don't eat those cheeseburgers from that fucking...
01:34:01.000 God, I keep forgetting what it's called.
01:34:03.000 Not a damn chance burger.
01:34:04.000 That thing still has me thinking about it like a fucking ex-girlfriend.
01:34:08.000 I'm like, God, that tweaker.
01:34:09.000 Yum.
01:34:10.000 Well, that's Philip.
01:34:11.000 Philip Franklin Lee is the man.
01:34:13.000 Michelin star chef who decided to make the perfect cheeseburger.
01:34:16.000 So he uses wagyu patties.
01:34:18.000 So it's like choice, top of the line beef.
01:34:22.000 He knows exactly how to cook them.
01:34:24.000 He uses American singles.
01:34:26.000 You know, he's like, that's the perfect cheese for these burgers.
01:34:29.000 You want like this kind of melty cheese product, not like an actual piece of cheese because it's not even really cheese.
01:34:34.000 Oh, everything's perfect.
01:34:36.000 Everything.
01:34:36.000 Look at that thing.
01:34:37.000 It's so soft and just perfect.
01:34:39.000 It's like there's not too much going on.
01:34:41.000 It was just wrapped up nicely, warm.
01:34:43.000 So we are doing a collaboration.
01:34:45.000 There's a company that I work with called Señor Lechuga that makes sensational small batch hot sauces.
01:34:52.000 It's so good.
01:34:53.000 And Señor Lechuga, we're now putting those sauces in a Not-A-Damn Chance Burger.
01:34:59.000 So it's a triple patty, because I'm a glutton, and it's got bacon, and it's got pickles, and onions, and tomatoes.
01:35:06.000 Triple patty.
01:35:07.000 Yeah.
01:35:08.000 Smashed?
01:35:08.000 Yeah, let's go.
01:35:10.000 That's fun.
01:35:11.000 That's fun.
01:35:12.000 Let's fucking go.
01:35:12.000 Do you get your blood work looked at and stuff?
01:35:15.000 Yeah, all the time.
01:35:15.000 And it's always looking healthy from the carnivore.
01:35:18.000 Yeah, it's great.
01:35:18.000 Sweet.
01:35:19.000 I wonder how many people, like, I wonder if it's just genetics.
01:35:21.000 I think it is.
01:35:22.000 Just genetics.
01:35:23.000 You gotta figure it out, what's best for you.
01:35:25.000 Yeah, I think the way your ancestors evolved has a significant effect.
01:35:28.000 Makes a lot of sense.
01:35:29.000 Yeah.
01:35:30.000 I think it's just natural.
01:35:32.000 Like, if you were from the north, or you were born and raised in Mexico, or...
01:35:36.000 But I think, also, meat is the most nutrient-dense food in the world.
01:35:41.000 I mean, especially game meat.
01:35:43.000 It's so filled with...
01:35:44.000 Game meat?
01:35:45.000 Game.
01:35:45.000 Game meat.
01:35:46.000 A lot of heat.
01:35:47.000 They're eating gays.
01:35:49.000 They're slower and they tend to give up quicker.
01:35:53.000 Some of them are passive.
01:35:55.000 So I eat them.
01:35:57.000 Game meat, you know, because I hunt.
01:36:01.000 So I get all this elk meat and deer meat.
01:36:05.000 I think there's a significant factor in that, too.
01:36:08.000 Because it's just so fucking good for you.
01:36:11.000 It just feels good for you when you're eating it.
01:36:14.000 I feel like it makes sense.
01:36:14.000 Better than a fat fucking cow just roaming around.
01:36:17.000 Dude, the color of a fresh fucking elk tenderloin is crazy compared to a dying fat cow.
01:36:25.000 Mm-hmm.
01:36:25.000 Yeah, when I cut elk steaks and I vacuum seal them, so what I do is I'll get the back straps and I'll set up a cutting board and I slice them.
01:36:33.000 When I'm slicing into it, man, it's like red gold.
01:36:36.000 Yeah.
01:36:37.000 You know, this slice of...
01:36:38.000 And then I'm trimming all the silver skin around and I'm looking at that thing that's this meal that I just vacuum sealed.
01:36:44.000 Now I'm going to freeze.
01:36:45.000 I'm like, that is so valuable to me.
01:36:47.000 It's so delicious and so good for you.
01:36:50.000 You wake up horny.
01:36:52.000 So when I eat like that...
01:36:53.000 I do.
01:36:54.000 But I like ribeyes, too.
01:36:55.000 Because ribeyes have a lot of fat.
01:36:57.000 And when you're eating only meat, you really want to get a lot of fat in there, too.
01:37:00.000 Somehow or another.
01:37:01.000 So for me, it's like butter and eggs and bacon and whatever I can do to get fat.
01:37:08.000 Or ribeyes.
01:37:09.000 So if I'm...
01:37:09.000 It's game meat.
01:37:10.000 It's usually game meat with something else that's going to provide me with some fats.
01:37:13.000 I'll still eat avocados.
01:37:15.000 I'll still eat other things.
01:37:16.000 Why is some elk, like, super gamey?
01:37:20.000 It's 100% how they took care of it.
01:37:23.000 Like right after they killed it?
01:37:25.000 Yeah, unless the animal...
01:37:27.000 I shot an animal once, and he had a large pus section in his hip.
01:37:34.000 So he had gotten stabbed by another elk.
01:37:37.000 They kill each other all the time.
01:37:39.000 Fuck.
01:37:40.000 Those antlers, that's what that's for.
01:37:42.000 That's not for defense against wolves or anything like that.
01:37:44.000 That is to kill each other.
01:37:46.000 Jesus.
01:37:46.000 They just fucking smoke.
01:37:47.000 Smash!
01:37:48.000 Smash heads with these giant, like, war antlers, and they stab each other.
01:37:55.000 Like, I've seen elk that have stab holes in their body.
01:37:57.000 Cam Haynes snuck up on a bedded elk once.
01:38:01.000 He saw this bedded elk, and he got within, like, 40 yards, this bedded elk, drew back, placed a perfect arrow through its vitals, and it didn't budge.
01:38:11.000 It didn't even move.
01:38:12.000 So he went over to it, and it was already dead.
01:38:14.000 It had been killed by another bull.
01:38:16.000 He's like, whoa.
01:38:17.000 All over pussy.
01:38:19.000 All over pussy.
01:38:20.000 And then they become homeless afterwards.
01:38:21.000 They're friends.
01:38:22.000 Good fight, bro.
01:38:23.000 After they fight?
01:38:24.000 Before and after.
01:38:25.000 They're friends for like nine, ten months.
01:38:28.000 And then something happens.
01:38:29.000 Yeah.
01:38:29.000 And they start...
01:38:30.000 Just mating season, probably?
01:38:32.000 Yeah, pussy.
01:38:32.000 Fucking horny.
01:38:33.000 One gal gets into estrus.
01:38:35.000 She's looking good.
01:38:36.000 Walking away.
01:38:37.000 Fuck.
01:38:37.000 She's making noises.
01:38:38.000 They make noises.
01:38:39.000 They go...
01:38:42.000 You ever called in an elk?
01:38:43.000 Oh, yeah.
01:38:44.000 He was calling a fucking elk in the hotel room in his travel bag.
01:38:48.000 He was fucking calling at like 2 a.m.
01:38:49.000 in the hotel room last night.
01:38:51.000 Do you elk hunt?
01:38:52.000 Have you been elk hunt?
01:38:53.000 My brother and dad are like big hunters.
01:38:55.000 They live in Montana, hunt everything.
01:38:57.000 They're big about it.
01:38:58.000 That's the Mecca.
01:38:59.000 Yeah, it is.
01:39:00.000 Montana's the Mecca.
01:39:00.000 That's crazy.
01:39:01.000 I grew up not even fucking, couldn't even spell hunt.
01:39:04.000 I didn't, nothing.
01:39:06.000 But we were talking about getting me dialed in on a bow.
01:39:09.000 Yeah.
01:39:09.000 You shoot a bow sometimes.
01:39:10.000 I want to bring you to Cam Haynes' place.
01:39:12.000 Where's that?
01:39:13.000 Here?
01:39:13.000 It's in Oregon.
01:39:14.000 Oregon?
01:39:15.000 And he does this thing called lift, run, shoot.
01:39:17.000 So you lift with him, you run with him, and he'll take you to the bow rack and film it for YouTube.
01:39:22.000 That would be fun.
01:39:23.000 Tell you got to run 20 miles.
01:39:25.000 I think it's 13. Oh, actually?
01:39:30.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:39:33.000 I think he has you run up Mount Pigsca, or you can carry a rock.
01:39:39.000 It's up to you.
01:39:40.000 You can either run, or you can carry this giant rock.
01:39:42.000 I'd rather run.
01:39:42.000 I can fucking run.
01:39:43.000 Actually, that fight camp, last fight camp, was the first time I wasn't running.
01:39:47.000 No treadmill sprints.
01:39:48.000 I did some stairs, just because they weren't too bad on my knees.
01:39:51.000 Airdyne, though.
01:39:52.000 I did a lot of fucking airdyne.
01:39:54.000 Airdyne is the...
01:39:54.000 Yeah, it sucked.
01:39:56.000 It sucks a fat one, but it is the shit when it comes to cardio.
01:40:00.000 Our sprints we were doing because we couldn't MMA spar, we were doing fucking sprints on the aerodyne, hitting mitts, speed ladders, aerodyne.
01:40:06.000 Oh my god, it was fucking miserable.
01:40:07.000 I woke up and just did not want to do it at all.
01:40:10.000 Francis said that was his primary cardio for the Serial Gone fight because he fucked his knee up.
01:40:15.000 Yeah, that was probably my primary cardio.
01:40:17.000 No other machine can gas you out more, I don't think.
01:40:20.000 In 30 seconds.
01:40:21.000 You'd be like, I'm...
01:40:21.000 Versiclimber does pretty well, too.
01:40:23.000 That does pretty fucking well at gassing you out, too.
01:40:27.000 That's a good one.
01:40:28.000 We have that here.
01:40:29.000 I love that thing.
01:40:30.000 But I think if I had to pick one piece of cardio equipment, it's the Rogue Echo Bike.
01:40:34.000 That's their version of it.
01:40:36.000 I think it's like super beefy and sturdy.
01:40:38.000 And it also, one of the things I like is it has like, you can get a plastic lid that covers the fan in front of you so that it doesn't blow air at you.
01:40:45.000 Oh, shit, really?
01:40:45.000 So it doesn't cool you off.
01:40:47.000 Yeah, that sucks sometimes.
01:40:48.000 Yeah.
01:40:48.000 You don't get cooled off, you just get fucking tired.
01:40:51.000 Yeah, some of those airdyne and pad work sessions we were doing, your heart rate was getting to 200. Like, 202. Multiple times.
01:40:58.000 I have a high heart rate, I feel like.
01:41:00.000 What's your resting?
01:41:01.000 You have an aura.
01:41:01.000 Yeah, I'm 50, well, when I'm out like this and shit, 54, 55. When you're in camp and you pick tip-top magoo shape.
01:41:08.000 48, 47. Yeah.
01:41:10.000 But yours even, like, when you're not in great, great shape, is super low.
01:41:13.000 43-ish, yo.
01:41:14.000 Do you do a lot of cardio?
01:41:16.000 I mean, not a ton.
01:41:17.000 Not a ton.
01:41:18.000 I mean, I've rolled long jiu-jitsu rounds and stuff, but not a lot of cardio.
01:41:21.000 I try to do the zone 2 cardio.
01:41:23.000 That is cardio, though.
01:41:25.000 Yeah.
01:41:25.000 I mean, for sure, your heart rate's elevated through the most of it.
01:41:28.000 And, you know, I think also, like, one of the things they say about cardio training...
01:41:32.000 There's different kinds of training.
01:41:34.000 There's interval sprints like Tabatas, but just steady state cardio where you're constantly at around 130, 135, which is a lot of rolling, especially if you're technical rolling.
01:41:44.000 You're not spazzing out.
01:41:46.000 You're constantly at this...
01:41:49.000 You're not exhausted, but you're constantly...
01:41:52.000 So good for your heart.
01:41:53.000 Zone two, right?
01:41:54.000 Zone two, yeah.
01:41:55.000 They say that's the best five times a week.
01:41:57.000 There's no excuse that people aren't doing that.
01:41:59.000 Even going on a walk for 45 minutes for fat people.
01:42:01.000 It takes mental strength to just sit there and do cardio for 40 minutes.
01:42:06.000 Have you ever played pickleball?
01:42:07.000 No, I haven't.
01:42:08.000 Bro, we played pickleball for the first time the other day, and it was some of the most fun...
01:42:14.000 I love ball sports anyway, but that was so much fun.
01:42:18.000 It was like way more fun than tennis.
01:42:21.000 What's so much more fun about it than tennis?
01:42:23.000 Well, tennis is harder to like fucking actually hit it over.
01:42:26.000 It was like it was like a big game of ping-pong and you played two-on-two duos and it was like I don't know it was just so much fun but an hour and a half goes by like that and good workout your sweat and your heart rates up a bit.
01:42:36.000 It was just fucking fun.
01:42:38.000 Do you do cardio?
01:42:39.000 Yeah.
01:42:39.000 What do you usually do?
01:42:40.000 The Echo Bike.
01:42:41.000 Echo Bike put on a movie?
01:42:42.000 That's the big one.
01:42:43.000 Yeah.
01:42:43.000 Yeah.
01:42:44.000 Or I watch fights.
01:42:45.000 The Echo Bike's nice because it's not so loud.
01:42:47.000 Like the Airdyne.
01:42:48.000 Or the Salt Bike.
01:42:49.000 They're both pretty loud.
01:42:51.000 But my home gym is set up where the Airdyne, the Echo Bike is right in front of the TV. It's this big ass TV. So I just put on Fight Pass.
01:42:59.000 Just find some good events.
01:43:00.000 Smelling salts.
01:43:01.000 Oh yeah!
01:43:02.000 Fuck!
01:43:03.000 No, I just say that.
01:43:05.000 That's right.
01:43:06.000 That's right.
01:43:07.000 Is that a freshie?
01:43:08.000 Let's get a freshie one.
01:43:10.000 Do we have a bag that hasn't been opened?
01:43:12.000 Get a bag that has not been opened.
01:43:14.000 I want us to have multiple bags in store.
01:43:17.000 I still have two that are not this brand.
01:43:20.000 Three.
01:43:20.000 I have three that are not this brand.
01:43:22.000 I think I still have this brand.
01:43:23.000 If you have that brand, that's the shit.
01:43:25.000 That's Juju Mufu stuff.
01:43:26.000 Do you want to test this one while we find it?
01:43:29.000 I've been throwing on some Kill Tony, too, when I'm doing my hour-long Zone 2s.
01:43:34.000 I'll throw on Kill Tony.
01:43:35.000 Oh, fuck.
01:43:36.000 I think the seal just got left on.
01:43:37.000 I don't think it's...
01:43:39.000 Can you unscrew it?
01:43:41.000 Oh, you're right.
01:43:42.000 You're right.
01:43:43.000 Oh!
01:43:45.000 Is that strong?
01:43:46.000 It seems prime.
01:43:47.000 I'm gonna fake smell it.
01:43:47.000 It's strong, but it's not as strong as it is, but it's completely fresh.
01:43:51.000 Don't do it.
01:43:51.000 Don't do it.
01:43:52.000 Let me get a fresh one.
01:43:52.000 I think this might be fresh enough.
01:43:54.000 That fresh one is so...
01:43:55.000 I can smell it from here.
01:43:56.000 Try it.
01:43:57.000 Give it a shot.
01:43:57.000 Be a man.
01:43:58.000 It's in front of Uncle Joe.
01:44:04.000 That's nothing compared to the fresh one.
01:44:08.000 Woo!
01:44:10.000 Now.
01:44:11.000 Now let's get a fresh one.
01:44:13.000 Now let's get a fresh one.
01:44:15.000 Who told me that you're only supposed to do it a couple of times a day?
01:44:18.000 Me, it says it on there.
01:44:19.000 Oh.
01:44:20.000 I can't read that.
01:44:21.000 That's for pussies.
01:44:22.000 That's like a...
01:44:23.000 Oh, no, my handwriting.
01:44:24.000 I can't read...
01:44:24.000 My eyesight sucks.
01:44:26.000 Oh, my God.
01:44:27.000 That's like a fresh bump.
01:44:28.000 You ever thought about getting PRK? No, it doesn't suck that bad.
01:44:31.000 I just can't read, like, little tiny shit.
01:44:33.000 Like, I can't read that.
01:44:34.000 I mean, I can read my phone.
01:44:37.000 Holy fuck, that one...
01:44:38.000 You ever take macular support vitamins?
01:44:41.000 Pure Encapsulations has a macular support formula that I was like, you know, as you get older, one of the things that absolutely happens for most people, except fucking Cam Haynes.
01:44:51.000 That bitch has like 20, 15 visions.
01:44:52.000 That's crazy.
01:44:53.000 He's my age.
01:44:54.000 He's a freak of nature, though.
01:44:55.000 But you get macular degeneration, no matter what happens.
01:45:01.000 But I killed it in its tracks with this Pure Visions, pure encapsulation macular support.
01:45:09.000 Now this...
01:45:10.000 Oh, fuck.
01:45:10.000 Is the man shit?
01:45:11.000 This is the shit.
01:45:12.000 Because this is in the bag right now.
01:45:14.000 So you got this sealed bag, and then inside it's sealed.
01:45:18.000 So when I open this bag, just opening this bag...
01:45:22.000 I'm gonna smell it.
01:45:24.000 Six or seven on deck.
01:45:26.000 We're gonna hit some fucking deadlifts.
01:45:30.000 You can smell it through there.
01:45:32.000 Through there.
01:45:33.000 So the package isn't even open, right?
01:45:35.000 Now what?
01:45:36.000 Just take a sniff of that.
01:45:37.000 It's not even open.
01:45:39.000 Oh god.
01:45:40.000 Not even open yet.
01:45:43.000 I love when you and Theo were hitting it.
01:45:45.000 You're like, ah, one more.
01:45:46.000 Now, I'm gonna take this, and then there's a seal on top of it.
01:45:51.000 So we're not...
01:45:52.000 You can smell it through the bottle, son.
01:45:55.000 It's got to be just good for your brain.
01:45:57.000 It's going to be terrible for you.
01:45:58.000 I know.
01:45:59.000 It's going to be terrible for you.
01:46:01.000 All right, here we go.
01:46:02.000 E! Why would you do that?
01:46:08.000 Oh, you got in there.
01:46:11.000 Get in there.
01:46:12.000 Get in there, son.
01:46:13.000 Get in there, son.
01:46:14.000 Let's go, champ.
01:46:18.000 I did enough.
01:46:20.000 I did enough.
01:46:22.000 You gotta really do it.
01:46:25.000 Holy, that takes a man to be able to rip.
01:46:32.000 I'm gonna hit some fucking squats, baby.
01:46:34.000 Hit that before rolling?
01:46:37.000 Oh, yeah.
01:46:37.000 I don't know if that would be good, though.
01:46:39.000 I think it's really good for deadlifts.
01:46:43.000 Hockey guys love it before they go smash people.
01:46:45.000 Yeah.
01:46:46.000 Well, it definitely puts you in a psychotic state of mind.
01:46:48.000 Right.
01:46:49.000 This one's...
01:46:50.000 Oh, shit.
01:46:50.000 I stripped it.
01:46:52.000 This one's the most fresh.
01:46:54.000 Holy smokes.
01:46:55.000 Jesus.
01:46:56.000 That's the most freshie of the freshest.
01:46:58.000 Hit that before you pounce a puss.
01:47:00.000 Get your mind right?
01:47:01.000 I don't know if it would.
01:47:02.000 I don't know if it would get your mind right.
01:47:04.000 I don't know.
01:47:05.000 I don't know if it would be good for anything.
01:47:07.000 I think that's good for maybe Goofy Run on podcasts and deadlifting.
01:47:13.000 That's the fuck how you sell it right there.
01:47:15.000 But all those power lifter dudes do that.
01:47:16.000 Oh my god.
01:47:17.000 It's still in there.
01:47:18.000 It's still tickling my...
01:47:19.000 Brian Simpson hit it and it was so bad that he had to take his headphones off and he ran out of the room.
01:47:24.000 I think he broke those headphones too.
01:47:26.000 His set was funny as fuck last night too.
01:47:28.000 He's good.
01:47:29.000 He's so funny.
01:47:30.000 That was funny.
01:47:31.000 He lives with Hans, right?
01:47:32.000 Yeah.
01:47:33.000 That house is funny.
01:47:36.000 It's just funny what our house looked like, maybe.
01:47:40.000 Yeah, comedians live together.
01:47:42.000 That's one of the cool things about that green room, too.
01:47:44.000 We have this communal hang.
01:47:48.000 It's the most fun.
01:47:51.000 It's the most fun to hang out with other comics.
01:47:53.000 Everyone's always laughing.
01:47:55.000 Roasting always.
01:47:56.000 Yeah.
01:47:57.000 The dark humor shit is just so much fun to where you just can't quite say shit online or in public or on podcasts, but you can say shit in the green room or at the house.
01:48:06.000 No phones, let it rip.
01:48:07.000 Yeah.
01:48:07.000 It's funny, too, how nobody even blinks.
01:48:10.000 We were talking about this the other day.
01:48:11.000 Like, Duncan, we were talking about someone...
01:48:14.000 And I go, have you ever seen this thing this lady did?
01:48:17.000 And we were watching it.
01:48:19.000 Duncan goes, I'd let her piss in my mouth!
01:48:21.000 And no one even blinked.
01:48:23.000 I go, can you imagine any other work environment where one of your co-workers says, I'd let her piss in my mouth?
01:48:29.000 And no one gets offended.
01:48:30.000 That's funny.
01:48:31.000 No one even blinked.
01:48:32.000 No one even reacted.
01:48:34.000 Does Duncan live here?
01:48:35.000 Yeah, he lives there too.
01:48:36.000 I always enjoy those podcasts.
01:48:37.000 I like him.
01:48:38.000 Duncan lives here.
01:48:39.000 Tim Dillon lives here.
01:48:41.000 Oh shit, Tim Dillon.
01:48:42.000 Yeah, Ron White lives here.
01:48:44.000 Tom Segur, Christina Pazitzky.
01:48:46.000 Fucking wild.
01:48:47.000 A ton of up-and-coming comics.
01:48:49.000 Yeah.
01:48:49.000 Because we have two nights of open mic nights.
01:48:52.000 So two nights where the amateurs can practice.
01:48:54.000 We have door people showcases.
01:48:56.000 So all the door guys, all the people that audition to be, like the people that work the door are all professional comedians.
01:49:02.000 And they audition for that job with their act.
01:49:05.000 Cam Patterson, did he too?
01:49:06.000 Yeah.
01:49:07.000 That motherfucker's funny, bro.
01:49:09.000 He's young, too.
01:49:10.000 His uncle, too.
01:49:11.000 Yeah.
01:49:11.000 He's got real talent.
01:49:12.000 Yeah.
01:49:13.000 Like, that guy could really be something.
01:49:15.000 Yeah.
01:49:15.000 It's just a time thing, you know?
01:49:17.000 Mm-hmm.
01:49:17.000 And, you know, and he moved out here, too.
01:49:19.000 Just came out here from Florida.
01:49:21.000 I was like, fuck it.
01:49:21.000 I remember watching the episode when he got...
01:49:23.000 The first time came on.
01:49:25.000 It's so cool to see.
01:49:25.000 I was just like...
01:49:27.000 Killing it in that one minute can fucking change your life.
01:49:29.000 It's so cool to see.
01:49:30.000 Oh, it changes everything.
01:49:33.000 Hans.
01:49:33.000 That show has launched so many careers.
01:49:35.000 And it's a great bedrock for the comedy scene here in Austin because it teaches you to just be funny.
01:49:43.000 It's not about whatever woke cultural trends and espousing all the right virtues on stage, which you do fucking see at some of these places.
01:49:52.000 Really?
01:49:52.000 Yeah, because they're young kids, and they think they have to be woke, and they see certain people on Netflix, and they see them getting critical reviews, so they try to ape that, they try to kind of mimic that, pretend they're that, and they just get caught in this world Of virtue signaling instead of the world of just trying to be funny.
01:50:12.000 And on Kill Tony, you're just trying to be funny.
01:50:14.000 Everyone's just trying to be funny.
01:50:15.000 And you can make a legit career, and everybody realizes how fun it is.
01:50:19.000 So it's kind of training people to just go out there and make people have a good time.
01:50:24.000 No one else could do it like Tony, too.
01:50:26.000 He's just the perfect amount of Ruthless.
01:50:28.000 Yeah.
01:50:29.000 Oh, he's so ruthless.
01:50:30.000 He's such an evil little fuck.
01:50:31.000 We were watching the last episode they just dropped and Rick Flair was on there.
01:50:37.000 And they started making fun of the comedians and Rick's like, I will not be a part of this.
01:50:42.000 Also, he was hammered.
01:50:43.000 Was he?
01:50:44.000 He looked like he was obliterated.
01:50:47.000 They said they went drinking with him on Sunday and he said, it's like a movie.
01:50:50.000 He's like, Rick Flair's like, let's go meet some girls.
01:50:53.000 And he's like...
01:50:54.000 He's doing Long Island iced teas.
01:50:56.000 Just getting six inch ears.
01:50:58.000 Yeah, his ears were incredibly long.
01:51:00.000 That was impressive.
01:51:00.000 That's what happens with old people.
01:51:02.000 Is it?
01:51:02.000 Your nose grows and your ears grow forever.
01:51:04.000 Really?
01:51:04.000 Yeah, your ears and your nose keep growing.
01:51:06.000 Is that like, could that be like from human growth hormones?
01:51:09.000 I think it's just an age thing.
01:51:12.000 I think all old people have giant ears.
01:51:15.000 You see really old people?
01:51:17.000 So if you are young and you have little ears, like, these ears suck.
01:51:20.000 Like, hang in there.
01:51:21.000 I love those when you're 80. Because you could have a normal face instead of looking like fucking Dumbo.
01:51:30.000 Some old people have crazy big ears.
01:51:33.000 For, like, your big, like, crazy podcast, like, I mean, like, Elon and all those things, do you do, like, anything special in the morning or just a normal morning?
01:51:41.000 Normal.
01:51:42.000 Yeah.
01:51:42.000 I don't want to be hungover.
01:51:44.000 Right.
01:51:44.000 Yeah.
01:51:45.000 That would suck.
01:51:46.000 Yeah.
01:51:46.000 Especially, like, an Elon one or a scientist one.
01:51:49.000 I'll do – depending upon the subject, if it's a scientist, oftentimes I'll read their book or I'll listen to it or I'll watch lectures that they've given or TED Talks.
01:52:00.000 I just try to get a sense of like what I'm curious about.
01:52:05.000 About whatever the subject is.
01:52:07.000 Fuck, you do it.
01:52:07.000 Those guys are just so smart.
01:52:09.000 You do a good job at just not letting your mind water and focus on what they're saying.
01:52:12.000 Yeah.
01:52:13.000 That's a fucking skill.
01:52:14.000 Well, it's really because the only reason they're there is because I'm actually interested in the subject.
01:52:19.000 Makes sense.
01:52:19.000 I don't have to fake it.
01:52:20.000 You know, so it's not even really like a skill.
01:52:22.000 It's just my honest curiosity.
01:52:24.000 So when I'm talking to a guy like Brian Keating or something, you know, astrophysicist guys, these guys are so goddamn smart that really...
01:52:34.000 All I'm trying to do is, like, just get a grasp of how this is understood.
01:52:39.000 What are they doing to figure this out?
01:52:42.000 Is it possible that they're going to know in the future that this data is incorrect?
01:52:46.000 And what other factors could be...
01:52:49.000 Like, they're talking about the age of the universe.
01:52:50.000 And there's some debate now that the age of the universe is probably not really 13.7 billion years, but maybe even 26 billion or more.
01:52:59.000 And so talking to him about that is like, how are you figuring this out?
01:53:04.000 And just to talk to those people, it's so interesting just to be able to have these kind of conversations with those type of people.
01:53:10.000 Have you always been curious like that your whole life?
01:53:13.000 Yeah, I think so.
01:53:14.000 About the things I'm curious in.
01:53:16.000 But I was terrible in school.
01:53:18.000 Like, in school, I was terrible.
01:53:19.000 I just did not want to be there.
01:53:21.000 I just wanted to get...
01:53:22.000 I thought they were just preparing me for a job that I didn't want.
01:53:25.000 And I didn't want to be a part...
01:53:26.000 And I looked at them, and I was like, I don't want to be you.
01:53:30.000 That's so true.
01:53:31.000 Like, what is this life you're living?
01:53:33.000 You don't have any joy.
01:53:34.000 You don't have fun.
01:53:35.000 You know, you're all rigid, and you look depressed.
01:53:38.000 Like, get me out of here.
01:53:40.000 That's what I... When I was in school, I was like, get me out of here.
01:53:43.000 After I graduated from high school, I used to have nightmares that I didn't graduate and I had to go back.
01:53:47.000 That's funny.
01:53:48.000 I knew I didn't want to go to, I was in like elementary school and I was like, no chance I'm going to college.
01:53:53.000 Because once I'm, oh shit, I think we have that letter.
01:53:56.000 Were you getting, I mean, you weren't getting any pressure from your parents or anything about college?
01:53:59.000 Oh yeah, I was, yeah.
01:54:01.000 But still you said no fucking way.
01:54:02.000 Well, I took a year off.
01:54:07.000 All I wanted to do was compete back then, but there was zero money in Taekwondo.
01:54:12.000 I wanted to make it into the Olympics.
01:54:14.000 But then when I was training, one of the things that I noticed is, first of all, I always had my doubts of whether that's the best style.
01:54:24.000 But then when I started kickboxing, I was starting to get lit up by kickboxers.
01:54:29.000 And I was like, oh my god, there's so many holes in this.
01:54:32.000 And I don't want to compete in this thing that's so limited.
01:54:35.000 There's chopping your legs now?
01:54:37.000 That punches too.
01:54:39.000 Muay Thai was next.
01:54:40.000 American kickboxing was first.
01:54:42.000 It was above the waist stuff.
01:54:44.000 But when you got trapped in a corner and my hands sucked, I just sucked at boxing.
01:54:49.000 I was really good at kicking people.
01:54:51.000 If they were on the outside, I was amazed at how bad their kicks were.
01:54:55.000 Like most of the kickboxers I trained with, I could just fuck them up from the outside.
01:54:58.000 Loading up.
01:54:59.000 Yeah, they were just loading up, their technique sucked, their knees were down, they're kicking up, everything's telegraphed.
01:55:06.000 The kicks were just a part of brawling, and they just threw it in there.
01:55:10.000 But if I could get out of the way and I was moving on the outside, I could close the distance so much faster than they could.
01:55:16.000 But then in kickboxing, when I was getting boxed, I was like, oh my god, I have giant holes in my game.
01:55:22.000 And so it made me really not enjoy Taekwondo anymore.
01:55:26.000 And so I stopped competing in Taekwondo and I started kickboxing.
01:55:30.000 And then I started getting headaches because we weren't sparring.
01:55:33.000 We were fighting.
01:55:34.000 One of my main sparring partners was this dude that had just got out of jail.
01:55:38.000 I knew him when I was 16, and he was kind of crazy then, but then he went to jail for something to do with drugs.
01:55:44.000 And then he came out three years later when I was 19, and he was a totally different person.
01:55:50.000 He was super jacked.
01:55:51.000 Like, I don't know if they got him steroids in jail or whatever.
01:55:53.000 He had sanded off all of his tattoos.
01:55:56.000 He used to have these really shitty tattoos.
01:55:58.000 And he had, like, literally burned them off.
01:56:01.000 So all of his arm was covered with these, like, keloid scars.
01:56:05.000 And when me and that guy would spar, it was a fight to the death.
01:56:09.000 He would just be chasing me down.
01:56:11.000 We'd be blasting each other.
01:56:13.000 And I remember one time lying in my bed.
01:56:17.000 broke 20 years old no money no future and you know i had been offered a pro fight for like 400 or 500 or something like that mma no kickboxing there was no mma at the time this is 1988 and i'm thinking what am i doing like what am i doing with my life you know 500 bucks and there was just no future in it there's just nowhere to go like so you're getting good at this thing that there's nothing there There's nowhere to go with it.
01:56:42.000 Like, you could become a boxer, but you're not good at boxing.
01:56:45.000 So what are you going to do?
01:56:46.000 You're going to just get beat up?
01:56:47.000 You're going to get brain damage?
01:56:48.000 And then I got a chance to see some of the guys that I was training with start to exhibit signs of brain damage.
01:56:53.000 And that's where it gets weird.
01:56:55.000 That'll open your eyes up a bit.
01:56:58.000 You've been still doing your Invisalign?
01:57:00.000 Yeah, I took it off today.
01:57:02.000 You guys got them on too?
01:57:03.000 I wore mine for about a year and a half.
01:57:05.000 I cannot believe what, because I didn't realize how fucked up my teeth were, and then someone pointed it out, and I was like, damn, they're fucked up.
01:57:14.000 Then I got Invisalign after you did, and I'll be smiling all day now.
01:57:19.000 They work good as a mouthpiece, too.
01:57:21.000 I don't mind them.
01:57:22.000 I kind of crave them being in sometimes.
01:57:23.000 It's a better mouthpiece for jiu-jitsu.
01:57:26.000 It's probably not good enough for striking, but for jiu-jitsu, it's a better mouthpiece.
01:57:30.000 I remember it was a pain in the ass, though, some nights you're just like, I don't want to wear these, or you change your trays, and it's like, fuck!
01:57:38.000 It's worth it though.
01:57:39.000 The timing of everything though with your career and just social media and all this stuff just blowing up.
01:57:45.000 It's just so weird how everything worked out.
01:57:47.000 It's just like a lot of luck but a lot of being prepared for the luck.
01:57:51.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:57:52.000 Yeah, it's almost like fate.
01:57:54.000 Mm-hmm.
01:57:55.000 I mean, if you wanted to really believe in fate, if you look at the story that you guys have, it's kinda...
01:58:00.000 Fucking weird.
01:58:01.000 Kinda seems like it's fate.
01:58:02.000 I know, yeah.
01:58:03.000 It's hard to say, because, like, then what about people that don't make it?
01:58:06.000 Is that fate, too?
01:58:07.000 Or is it, like, could they have made it if they were more disciplined and more driven and more this and more that?
01:58:12.000 They found the right coaches and they got to the right gym.
01:58:15.000 Could they have?
01:58:16.000 I don't know.
01:58:16.000 A lot of people just don't make the decisions and don't do what you need to do.
01:58:21.000 A lot of that isn't hard stuff, but it's like, I'm going to go home, I'm going to ice bath, I'm going to sauna, I'm going to stretch, and I'm going to go to bed instead of going out with the boys.
01:58:31.000 I'm going to do that for fucking nine years until I'm world champ.
01:58:35.000 That was a lot of it.
01:58:36.000 I know a lot of guys are so fucking good, but it's Friday.
01:58:40.000 I'm going to go out, hang out, drink, stay up late.
01:58:43.000 We didn't do that ever.
01:58:45.000 Right now, obviously, coming off the fight, I've been traveling a lot over the weekends, but for the most part, even still, once we get back to routine, it's like just doing those little things, stretching, taking care of your body, eating clean, and just fucking preparing for the next day, preparing for the next training sessions for years of consistency.
01:59:04.000 That's what it's all about.
01:59:06.000 It's all about having a goal and building towards that goal and doing everything that you can to be as great as you can be.
01:59:12.000 And now that you've done it, you've also laid a foundation and a groundwork.
01:59:16.000 You've led these young fighters.
01:59:20.000 Like, who see what you've done, and they can see that there's, like, a path.
01:59:24.000 And that, like, I'm gonna emulate this guy's focus, this guy's discipline, this guy's belief in himself.
01:59:30.000 And, you know, that is what inspires so many other people to do it.
01:59:34.000 I remember, you know, being a kid, watching the training sessions of Mike Tyson with Custom Auto.
01:59:39.000 And just thinking, like, wow, what an amazing convergence of these two human beings.
01:59:46.000 About it comes together, this guy's fully disciplined, fully focused, and then when he wins the world title at 20 years old, you see him standing there inside the ring after he knocked out Trevor Burbick, and you're like, holy shit, he did it.
02:00:01.000 He fucking did it.
02:00:02.000 He did everything he had to do.
02:00:04.000 He fucking went full bore with talent and drive and genetics and coaching and all the boxes checked.
02:00:13.000 Everything checked and look what you get.
02:00:15.000 He did it.
02:00:15.000 Look what you get.
02:00:17.000 Yeah.
02:00:18.000 And how many people did that guy inspire?
02:00:20.000 He certainly inspired me.
02:00:22.000 He certainly inspired thousands, millions of other guys to do things.
02:00:26.000 Especially Sean, being like a skinnier kid, inspired a lot of motherfuckers.
02:00:33.000 I'm gonna piss too.
02:00:35.000 Let's pause.
02:00:35.000 We'll pause.
02:00:38.000 And we're back.
02:00:40.000 Want one of these kill clips?
02:00:42.000 I'm good for now.
02:00:42.000 I'm good.
02:00:43.000 Thank you.
02:00:44.000 I'm still geeking off this caffeine a little bit right here.
02:00:46.000 Let's fucking move.
02:00:48.000 Dude, literally, I mean, the art of podcasting is a crazy fucking thing.
02:00:51.000 When you have three five-hour conversations, it's so next level.
02:00:55.000 Yeah.
02:00:55.000 I sometimes have five a week.
02:00:57.000 Holy fuck.
02:00:58.000 Some weeks I have them every day.
02:01:00.000 Yeah, that's a lot.
02:01:01.000 It's fucking impressive.
02:01:02.000 And it's like one day I'll be talking to Eddie Bravo and we'll just be fucking around talking shit.
02:01:06.000 And the next day I'll be talking to some super scientist.
02:01:08.000 Yeah, it's wild.
02:01:10.000 Balance.
02:01:11.000 Mathematicians and geniuses and psychologists.
02:01:15.000 It's weird.
02:01:15.000 Do you usually think it like two weeks ahead or a week ahead or is it just come in and you message them or how does that go?
02:01:20.000 It's pretty far in advance.
02:01:22.000 Most of the time that it's booked and it's all booked on my interests.
02:01:27.000 So it's 100% on what I'm interested in.
02:01:30.000 All I do is look at the potentials, like who...
02:01:34.000 Sometimes I reach out to people.
02:01:36.000 I reach out to this guy yesterday who wrote this book on the American West and I reached out to him because I'd heard him on another podcast and I got his book.
02:01:44.000 And sometimes it's just they'll send the email in and it goes through my guy and it gets filtered back to me.
02:01:49.000 And he sends the ones that are relevant and I look at those and I'm like, hmm.
02:01:53.000 And I just look, what interests me?
02:01:54.000 This one?
02:01:55.000 Nah.
02:01:56.000 Nah.
02:01:57.000 Boring.
02:01:57.000 Boring.
02:01:58.000 Huh.
02:01:59.000 What's he doing?
02:02:00.000 Okay.
02:02:00.000 And then I'll go see if I can find a YouTube video of them talking.
02:02:03.000 Because I've had writers on before and they can't talk.
02:02:06.000 And that's kind of a bummer.
02:02:07.000 Like, maybe they talk the way they write.
02:02:09.000 So they go, well, um, so.
02:02:14.000 And I think, and you're like, oh no.
02:02:17.000 This one sucks.
02:02:20.000 I should have listened to this guy talk first.
02:02:22.000 Sometimes the ideas are great, but the people aren't compelling.
02:02:25.000 Do you ever have a smoke and then read a book?
02:02:27.000 Oh yeah, sure.
02:02:29.000 I like doing that.
02:02:30.000 Yeah, I like doing that.
02:02:31.000 I like books in the sauna.
02:02:33.000 It's my favorite.
02:02:34.000 Like audios?
02:02:34.000 Yeah, audiobooks.
02:02:35.000 You're just sweating all over your pages.
02:02:38.000 Yeah, audiobooks in the sauna are my favorite way to consume them.
02:02:42.000 Because, you know, you're going to be in that sauna anyway.
02:02:44.000 I've been listening to Marcus Aurelius' meditations in the sauna recently.
02:02:48.000 That's amazing.
02:02:49.000 You listen to this dude that lived 2,000 fucking years ago and he's just spitting knowledge.
02:02:55.000 Yeah.
02:02:55.000 I like Ryan Holiday.
02:02:56.000 He kind of breaks down what he says.
02:02:59.000 The Daily Stoics, the 365 Days.
02:03:02.000 I've had that book for like four years and I still religiously, especially in camp for like 12 weeks out, read every morning and just like, it's fucking good.
02:03:12.000 It's good shit.
02:03:13.000 Ryan Holiday is awesome.
02:03:14.000 It's so cool when there's people that highlight stuff like that and really put it out there and just get so many people interested in those ideas.
02:03:22.000 But Marcus Aurelius is like listening to his stuff.
02:03:25.000 I was always like, oh, this guy is so interesting.
02:03:28.000 Like, God, imagine being like this conqueror, this guy who's like running Rome and running Greece, and you think like this.
02:03:38.000 Yeah, that's wild shit.
02:03:39.000 How does he think like that?
02:03:40.000 Why is his mind, like, how's a...
02:03:44.000 Aurelius is a Roman emperor, right?
02:03:47.000 Yeah.
02:03:48.000 I wonder if it'd be good for stoicism to be taught in schools or something.
02:03:52.000 Probably.
02:03:53.000 Sure.
02:03:53.000 Teaching you how to think is one of the main things that's missing from school.
02:03:57.000 That's crazy.
02:03:58.000 Teaching you how to manage your mind is how many times can someone say one thing to you and that thing kind of resets the way you look at stuff.
02:04:05.000 Like, oh yeah, now I'll apply this.
02:04:08.000 And you can apply it in the real world.
02:04:09.000 It's like a tool that you can use.
02:04:11.000 You could try to twist something with your fingers, but if you have a wrench, you're like, Oh, yeah, this is way better.
02:04:17.000 And sometimes ideas are like a tool, and you can just apply them at various times in your life.
02:04:23.000 And if you can hear about them from someone who's already figured that out, that's a giant step in the learning curve that you get to jump.
02:04:31.000 Yeah, I mean, like, even if it was Naval, some of his stuff is so fucking good.
02:04:35.000 That Naval's fucking fun to listen to.
02:04:37.000 His Twitter's good.
02:04:38.000 Yeah.
02:04:39.000 Yeah, Naval's good.
02:04:40.000 How did you decide what school your kids are going to go to?
02:04:44.000 You know, there's good schools out here.
02:04:47.000 We're lucky.
02:04:48.000 California is much more problematic right now for schools.
02:04:53.000 Because one of the things that was happening to me in my school where my kids used to go is they hired some person to teach them that they have to be anti-racists.
02:05:05.000 It's not good enough to not be racist.
02:05:08.000 What the fuck?
02:05:09.000 My kids aren't racist at all.
02:05:11.000 What are you doing?
02:05:12.000 Why are you putting that in their head?
02:05:14.000 That they have to be anti-racist and call out racism?
02:05:17.000 They were trying to make kids activists.
02:05:19.000 I'm like, hey, they're five.
02:05:21.000 That's crazy.
02:05:22.000 They don't even care.
02:05:23.000 They want friends.
02:05:25.000 They don't give a fuck what their friends look like.
02:05:27.000 They're trying to have a good time.
02:05:28.000 They're five.
02:05:28.000 They're just playing.
02:05:30.000 Like, you're pumping in, you're indoctrinating them into this woke, guilt-free, or guilt-ridden ideology that you're carrying around with you, and you feel like you have an obligation to impose this on children.
02:05:43.000 You know, our goals should have always been what the goals were that the liberals had in, like, the 60s and the 70s, which is a colorblind society.
02:05:51.000 The Martin Luther King notion that we should treat people by the content of their character, not the color of their skin.
02:05:56.000 But across the board.
02:05:58.000 And the problem is there's inequities in communities.
02:06:02.000 There's inequities in how people grow up and where they come from.
02:06:04.000 And some people are in places that have no hope.
02:06:07.000 And none of that gets addressed.
02:06:09.000 None of that gets fixed.
02:06:10.000 None of that gets worked on.
02:06:12.000 Instead, you just try to make kids feel guilty.
02:06:15.000 Yeah.
02:06:16.000 It's just, I didn't like the woke shit.
02:06:19.000 I didn't like that they were, you know, trying to ask kids their pronouns.
02:06:24.000 How did you find out that they were doing that?
02:06:26.000 We got an email.
02:06:28.000 It was an email, like, from...
02:06:29.000 Anti-racist email?
02:06:30.000 Yeah, it was, like, right around the George Floyd time.
02:06:33.000 I was like, oh my god.
02:06:34.000 Because some people, what happens is there's a social movement, and they hop on that social movement to enhance their own career.
02:06:44.000 And they use it to optimize.
02:06:47.000 It's what you call a race hustler.
02:06:51.000 There's people that do stuff like that.
02:06:53.000 Or it cannot be that.
02:06:54.000 It could be any kind of...
02:06:56.000 Social issue.
02:06:57.000 You want that social issue to be a bigger deal than it is.
02:07:00.000 You're attached to that.
02:07:02.000 It could be climate change.
02:07:04.000 It could be whatever the fuck it is.
02:07:05.000 It could be the...
02:07:06.000 You know, you see Sean Penn doing all these interviews about the war in Ukraine.
02:07:09.000 Like, what is actually going on there?
02:07:11.000 Part of it is you're attaching yourself to something that makes you look virtuous.
02:07:15.000 And it also enhances your career.
02:07:18.000 So it's like a thing you're doing.
02:07:19.000 It's very rare that when people are like...
02:07:23.000 They're proselytizing and out there trying to indoctrinate people into certain ideas.
02:07:27.000 It's very rare they're doing it just for true altruism, like they think that those ideas are just immensely beneficial.
02:07:34.000 They're also doing it to boost themselves up, and it becomes an economy, an economy of people that boost themselves up by highlighting valid issues in the world, but doing so in a way where they become the moral compass and the person who gets to dictate how people behave and think and talk.
02:07:52.000 They build their little niche.
02:07:53.000 It's just control, man.
02:07:54.000 People love to fucking control people.
02:07:57.000 And if they can control people because there's some guilt thing and a horrible social issue like the George Floyd thing where everybody's kind of on board like, oh my god, they killed that guy.
02:08:07.000 This is horrible.
02:08:08.000 Watching that.
02:08:09.000 What kind of police brutality and racism and all these different things.
02:08:12.000 And then someone says, I know what I'm going to do.
02:08:14.000 I'm going to ride this fucking wave and I'm going to get a job in schools.
02:08:17.000 And I'm going to start indoctrinating people.
02:08:19.000 They wound up firing that person.
02:08:20.000 That person was going ham.
02:08:22.000 Damn.
02:08:23.000 Fire.
02:08:23.000 But, you know, the whole school was like, it shifted.
02:08:26.000 It shifted with the social tide.
02:08:29.000 And I was like, you're not supposed to be doing that to kids.
02:08:32.000 You're supposed to be teaching kids.
02:08:34.000 That's just teach them life.
02:08:35.000 I don't like you, so I don't want you putting your shitty philosophy, your shitty judgmental philosophy, and indoctrinating children with it.
02:08:44.000 Because I think you're a moron.
02:08:46.000 You're a moron who just happens to have a job at a good school teaching kids.
02:08:49.000 But I think if I sat you down in a podcast, you'd look pretty fucking stupid after a couple hours.
02:08:55.000 You know?
02:08:55.000 There's a lot of these people, they don't get their ideas challenged.
02:08:59.000 Yeah, that's huge.
02:09:00.000 And they're teaching eight-year-olds, you know?
02:09:02.000 Like, Jesus Christ.
02:09:03.000 That's fucking scary.
02:09:05.000 And not just teaching them how to read.
02:09:07.000 Yeah, and how do you know you're a boy, Billy?
02:09:09.000 Like, oh, Jesus.
02:09:10.000 You seem pretty feminine.
02:09:12.000 Right.
02:09:13.000 Did you ever pick a doll when you should have picked a truck?
02:09:15.000 Do you like pink?
02:09:17.000 Yeah.
02:09:19.000 Do you monitor your kids on, like, TikTok, how much they're on it and stuff?
02:09:24.000 Yeah, we monitor them.
02:09:25.000 They can't have their phones at night.
02:09:27.000 But I don't stop them from doing anything.
02:09:31.000 I don't stop them from eating junk food.
02:09:33.000 I don't stop them from playing on their computers.
02:09:36.000 I don't stop them from playing with their phone.
02:09:38.000 But I do emphasize the value of discipline and they obviously see that I work hard.
02:09:44.000 And my wife works hard.
02:09:45.000 We just talk to them about stuff.
02:09:47.000 I think if you deny kids social media, one of the things you're going to do is you're going to kind of socially alienate them because all their friends are on social media.
02:09:54.000 But then there's also this thing where kids are living in a new world.
02:10:00.000 And even though you didn't grow up in that world, if you say, oh, this social media, I think they're getting an adversity that you're not going to get.
02:10:08.000 And they're going to get some resilience from that adversity.
02:10:11.000 But there's going to be mental health consequences, especially for people who didn't grow up in it.
02:10:15.000 And that's one of the things that they experience.
02:10:17.000 Jonathan Haidt's book, The Coddling of the American Mind, is about that.
02:10:22.000 And one of the things it highlights is self-harm amongst girls ramps up considerably somewhere around 2008, 2009. And it's right when Twitter and social media and Facebook and all that stuff comes out.
02:10:34.000 And now they're comparing themselves to other people, and comparing lives, and people are using filters, and they're distorting reality, and there's more instances of suicide and self-harm, and then there's bullying.
02:10:47.000 There's a lot of bullying.
02:10:48.000 Well, even just being on my phone, like I don't feel like I'm comparing myself, but just picking up my phone and being on it and surfing, and then putting it down, then picking it up, surfing.
02:10:56.000 It just gives you this little level of anxiety.
02:10:59.000 Dude, the fuck?
02:11:01.000 Some of the four and five-year-olds, you can tell the ones that, like, in jiu-jitsu, the ones that their parents really monitor it compared to the ones that always just put it in front of them.
02:11:10.000 And a lot of those kids that always get it, they always quit jiu-jitsu because it's too hard or they don't want to do the warm-ups and stuff.
02:11:15.000 And they sit on the side now and just go...
02:11:17.000 That's crazy.
02:11:20.000 It's so wasteful.
02:11:21.000 It's so bad for you.
02:11:23.000 It's just so dumb.
02:11:24.000 And I talk about it, but then I did it the other night.
02:11:26.000 The other night, I was going to go to bed.
02:11:28.000 It was 10.30.
02:11:28.000 And I said, I'm going to go upstairs and just see what's going on online.
02:11:33.000 And so I got online.
02:11:34.000 I started watching YouTube videos.
02:11:36.000 So easy.
02:11:36.000 Then I went down a rabbit hole with the UFO disclosure.
02:11:40.000 And it's like three hours later.
02:11:41.000 I'm like, what am I doing?
02:11:42.000 Go to bed.
02:11:44.000 Smelling salt.
02:11:45.000 The Rosinho or whatever.
02:11:47.000 That one, the documentary.
02:11:48.000 I heard you talk about it.
02:11:49.000 I watched that.
02:11:51.000 Yeah.
02:11:51.000 Moment of contact.
02:11:52.000 It's crazy because you're just like, either these guys are such good actors or they're a little bit crazy or they're fucking just telling the truth.
02:11:59.000 It's so hard to know, but that one cop, when they bring that one cop to the site where the crash was and he starts crying.
02:12:06.000 Yeah, that's powerful.
02:12:07.000 I was like, fuck.
02:12:08.000 I just don't believe that that guy could be that good of an actor.
02:12:11.000 I mean, that's a Daniel Day-Lewis performance right there.
02:12:13.000 That guy was killing it.
02:12:15.000 If he's really acting, like, bro, that was amazing.
02:12:18.000 Yeah.
02:12:18.000 I mean, there are people that are like that, that are completely insane.
02:12:23.000 Yep.
02:12:23.000 I mean, how many people have lied about being attacked by Like, you know, Jussie Smollett style.
02:12:29.000 How many people have lied about things that have happened to them when nothing happened to them?
02:12:32.000 There's people that know that there's a value.
02:12:35.000 There's like a social value in being a victim.
02:12:37.000 And so they will come up with stories about something terrible that happened to them.
02:12:42.000 And then they came and they took me in their craft.
02:12:45.000 Well, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
02:12:47.000 I mean, someone's fucking lying.
02:12:49.000 Like, which one are you?
02:12:50.000 That show, I recently watched that on Netflix.
02:12:52.000 And I was like...
02:12:54.000 It's so wild.
02:12:56.000 Just expert actors.
02:12:58.000 Black belts.
02:12:59.000 It was crazy.
02:13:00.000 To me, the craziest one was when they knew that they were recording each other.
02:13:04.000 Yeah.
02:13:04.000 So they're having a conversation, but it's so performative.
02:13:07.000 Johnny is just talking like this.
02:13:09.000 That's actually really good.
02:13:10.000 Very calm.
02:13:11.000 That's really good.
02:13:11.000 Very calm.
02:13:13.000 He's a good dude, man.
02:13:14.000 He looks off.
02:13:15.000 Yeah.
02:13:15.000 I text friends with him, and I was on the phone with him once when some shit was going down with him before the trials.
02:13:20.000 We had this long conversation on the phone.
02:13:22.000 I was in Hawaii.
02:13:23.000 And Stan hopes.
02:13:24.000 He says, hey, Johnny wants to talk to you.
02:13:26.000 Can we talk?
02:13:27.000 I said, fuck yeah.
02:13:28.000 So I'm sitting there and I looked over at my wife and I'm about to talk to Johnny Depp.
02:13:33.000 That's crazy.
02:13:33.000 I'll be over here.
02:13:34.000 We're just lounging at the pool drinking margaritas and I'm on the phone with Johnny Depp.
02:13:39.000 And he's talking like that?
02:13:40.000 Yes.
02:13:42.000 Yes, Joe.
02:13:43.000 He's a funny dude, man.
02:13:45.000 He calls Elon Musk Mollusk.
02:13:47.000 Mollusk.
02:13:48.000 He was all fucking playing the fucking game.
02:13:51.000 He what?
02:13:52.000 He was apparently involved somehow or another with Amber Heard.
02:13:56.000 Damn, that's fucking sweet.
02:13:58.000 He's just putting babies out there left to right.
02:14:00.000 Yeah.
02:14:01.000 I'm kind of jealous of that.
02:14:02.000 How many do you want?
02:14:04.000 I mean, in this reality, maybe not as many as in my fantasy.
02:14:08.000 I would love to have a bunch of kids.
02:14:11.000 You're only 28, man.
02:14:11.000 You're only 28?
02:14:12.000 I know, but I'm not the one that has to get pregnant and deal with all that shit.
02:14:15.000 Danny is.
02:14:15.000 That's true.
02:14:16.000 But I'm telling her, we could have more baby mamas, and she's not too into that idea.
02:14:21.000 I would love to have a bunch of babies.
02:14:23.000 We were talking last night about the surrogate thing, about how weird it is that people farm off someone having their baby inside of them.
02:14:29.000 This just doesn't seem right.
02:14:31.000 It seems wild.
02:14:33.000 That's what it is.
02:14:34.000 I feel like there's such an important connection, those nine months, ten months of that baby being in there and just you holding your belly and you feeling it kick.
02:14:41.000 There's this...
02:14:41.000 How long does it take that mom to recover from that?
02:14:44.000 Just like, there you go.
02:14:45.000 Bye-bye.
02:14:46.000 Well, I told you about my neighbors.
02:14:48.000 I had these friends of mine that live down the street, this gay couple, and they hired this lady to be the surrogate.
02:14:57.000 They pay her.
02:14:58.000 They do the whole thing.
02:14:59.000 They make sure she's got good nutrition.
02:15:00.000 And at the end of the year, she's like, eh, I'm keeping the kid.
02:15:04.000 Fuck.
02:15:05.000 Was that lady married, too?
02:15:07.000 I don't think so.
02:15:08.000 I think she was single.
02:15:11.000 I don't remember though.
02:15:12.000 But I just remember them being heartbroken because they were all...
02:15:15.000 They did eventually find...
02:15:16.000 Another surrogate, and then now they do have a son.
02:15:18.000 Now their son's older.
02:15:19.000 Damn.
02:15:20.000 I've known them for like 15, 20 years.
02:15:22.000 But at that time, it was like they were like so bummed out.
02:15:26.000 Like they were going to have a kid.
02:15:28.000 Was it their sperm too?
02:15:29.000 Yeah.
02:15:29.000 Or one of them?
02:15:30.000 I think they just both jizz in a cup and they fucking stir it up.
02:15:33.000 Nah, can you do that?
02:15:33.000 Squared it in there.
02:15:34.000 Mix it up?
02:15:35.000 Yeah, so you don't know whose jizz it is.
02:15:37.000 Damn.
02:15:38.000 They used to think that jizz that there was certain jizz that would kill other jizz.
02:15:42.000 It was killer sperm.
02:15:44.000 There was this theory.
02:15:45.000 Alpha sperm?
02:15:46.000 Yeah.
02:15:47.000 It was a theory that people were running with and a lot of people were talking about and then someone reexamined it and said, I don't think this is real.
02:15:56.000 Like, I don't think sperm has any ability to kill other sperm.
02:16:00.000 But the idea was that, like, some of your loads were, like, warriors.
02:16:03.000 And they would go out there and try to find the other loads in there.
02:16:06.000 Just fuck them up.
02:16:07.000 Fuck them up.
02:16:08.000 Damn.
02:16:09.000 You know, that's why your dick is shaped that way.
02:16:12.000 The head of a penis is literally designed to plunge out the other sperm and pull it out.
02:16:18.000 Really?
02:16:18.000 So if you think about the shape, so the head of the penis is like this, then it's got the lip, right?
02:16:23.000 It's a curve.
02:16:23.000 Well, that's cool.
02:16:24.000 It plunges in and the lip gets all the other jizz, scoops up back there.
02:16:28.000 Because ladies back in the day were just getting nutted in?
02:16:31.000 Yeah, well, the primate days.
02:16:33.000 I mean, think about it.
02:16:34.000 If a female was trying to mate, like one male would fuck her, another male would fuck her, everybody would fuck her.
02:16:41.000 Nobody knew whose baby it was because there was no sense of paternity.
02:16:46.000 It was just everybody fucked everybody.
02:16:47.000 And so the penis was probably designed and evolved in that way to act as like a plunger.
02:16:54.000 Where you're like sucking out the other dude's jizz.
02:16:56.000 A little cum sucker?
02:16:57.000 You shoot in your own jizz.
02:16:58.000 Damn.
02:16:59.000 Yeah, I mean, it's an evolutionary trait of the shape of the penis.
02:17:03.000 Makes sense.
02:17:04.000 Yeah, it does make sense if you look at the shape of a head.
02:17:07.000 And then having like a little head.
02:17:08.000 So why is this Tim's curved?
02:17:10.000 Yeah, right.
02:17:11.000 Somebody would probably ride him and broke it.
02:17:14.000 Penile fracture.
02:17:15.000 That's real.
02:17:16.000 My buddy Joe Riggs.
02:17:17.000 It happened to my buddy Joe Riggs.
02:17:18.000 Joe Riggs, the MMA fighter?
02:17:20.000 Yeah.
02:17:20.000 We both lived with him at one point.
02:17:21.000 He broke his dick?
02:17:22.000 Yep.
02:17:22.000 Yep.
02:17:23.000 Trying to be a hero.
02:17:24.000 Of course he did.
02:17:25.000 Pulling all the way in, pulling all the way out.
02:17:27.000 But guys, you see, Mariah went to visit her parents in Utah, and it's a big Mormon country.
02:17:32.000 And when she was in the backwoods, there was this old guy taking pictures with like 30 young girls in their dresses.
02:17:39.000 Man, getting those girls on board with those beliefs.
02:17:43.000 They get them on board when they're young.
02:17:47.000 Look, there's cults, but when there's a religion where you know the guy who made it, like Joseph Smith was a real con man.
02:17:57.000 He was 14 years old when he wrote all that stuff.
02:17:59.000 Which one was that?
02:18:00.000 Mormonism.
02:18:01.000 Mormonism?
02:18:02.000 Yeah.
02:18:02.000 Fourteen.
02:18:03.000 Yeah, he said he found golden tablets that contained the lost work of Jesus, and only he could read them because he had a magic rock.
02:18:10.000 And then the angels came and took the gold tablets away, he said.
02:18:14.000 So when the townspeople said, where's the tablets?
02:18:16.000 I said, the angels came and took them away.
02:18:17.000 What if, though?
02:18:18.000 Yeah.
02:18:19.000 What if?
02:18:21.000 Who's to say?
02:18:23.000 Imagine if it was true.
02:18:24.000 Yeah.
02:18:25.000 So he started it, and all these years later, it's like, but one of the weird things about Mormonism is like, they, if it is a cult, I guess it is, they are the nicest fucking cult members ever.
02:18:37.000 They're so nice.
02:18:39.000 I don't really know any Mormons.
02:18:41.000 Oh, I know a ton.
02:18:42.000 Really?
02:18:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:18:43.000 I go to Utah a lot, and I know a lot of them from there, and I had some neighbors that we're friends with back in LA that were They were Mormons.
02:18:52.000 They were so nice.
02:18:52.000 And they know it was started by that dude when he was 14?
02:18:55.000 Yeah, they believe in it, though.
02:18:58.000 They believe it.
02:18:58.000 It's interesting.
02:18:59.000 We have this one family, and they left the country for like a year for their kids, for their education, and took them to Europe.
02:19:08.000 And then when they came back, they left the church.
02:19:11.000 Not being there for a year, they came back like, this is kind of ridiculous.
02:19:14.000 But she was talking about it and she said one of the things that she recognized is that it makes her very vulnerable to charlatans and gurus and stuff like that because she was kind of programmed to always believe the preacher and programmed to always believe the church.
02:19:30.000 But she was kind of recognizing it in herself that she has this flaw in the way she views the world.
02:19:37.000 That's scary.
02:19:38.000 Some of those guys are such good talkers.
02:19:41.000 The Waco guy here.
02:19:43.000 You see videos of him talk.
02:19:45.000 Holy shit.
02:19:46.000 He truly believed it.
02:19:48.000 Yeah, Branch Davidians.
02:19:49.000 He was the prophet.
02:19:51.000 Yeah, and it's always this guy who fucks everybody.
02:19:54.000 Yeah, and no one else gets to fuck him.
02:19:56.000 Has to be.
02:19:57.000 He fucked everybody's wife!
02:19:58.000 See, that's something I could...
02:20:00.000 Get behind?
02:20:02.000 Yeah.
02:20:03.000 They only could fuck him.
02:20:05.000 It's really wild, though, that that sort of style of running a group of people has always existed.
02:20:12.000 You know, Marc Andreessen, this...
02:20:15.000 Very wealthy and famous tech guy was on the podcast.
02:20:18.000 He was telling me there's like active cults in California right now.
02:20:21.000 They're just successful.
02:20:22.000 I'm like, really?
02:20:23.000 Like how many?
02:20:24.000 Like not on social media type stuff too?
02:20:26.000 I don't think they go on social media.
02:20:28.000 Probably kill everything if they had that.
02:20:30.000 For sure.
02:20:30.000 You gotta stay fast and keep moving if you're running a cult today.
02:20:34.000 That's Satan.
02:20:35.000 That's Satan.
02:20:36.000 Stay off that.
02:20:37.000 Crazy.
02:20:38.000 It's just this place that we almost had down here.
02:20:42.000 When you watch that documentary, holy hell.
02:20:44.000 We were talking about this last night.
02:20:46.000 We always say it's like the beginning of all cult movies.
02:20:49.000 It looks like they're great.
02:20:50.000 Just dancing in the water.
02:20:52.000 Yep, Osho.
02:20:53.000 Wild Wild Country.
02:20:54.000 Osho.
02:20:54.000 That was so good.
02:20:55.000 His books.
02:20:56.000 He's got a lot of good books.
02:20:58.000 Yeah.
02:20:58.000 I love how he would fucking wear iced out watches, take private jets, Rolls Royce.
02:21:04.000 Democracy is by the people.
02:21:08.000 Of the people, for the people.
02:21:12.000 Yeah, he had me convinced.
02:21:13.000 But the people are retarded.
02:21:16.000 You ever seen that?
02:21:18.000 Yeah.
02:21:19.000 That fucker is...
02:21:20.000 It was so hard to see a guru saying, find that video, Jeremy.
02:21:26.000 Yeah, the motherfucker.
02:21:27.000 I fucking love that video.
02:21:28.000 Yeah, that was a well-made documentary, too.
02:21:31.000 Yeah, wild, wild country, right?
02:21:32.000 See, it wasn't him that was fucked up, though.
02:21:35.000 It was Sheila.
02:21:36.000 It was the lady.
02:21:37.000 She was kind of hot.
02:21:40.000 Imagine getting him on the pod and he does this.
02:21:46.000 Yeah, I'd deal with it.
02:21:51.000 By the people.
02:21:55.000 Of the people.
02:21:58.000 For the people.
02:22:02.000 But the people are retarded.
02:22:09.000 That's too good.
02:22:10.000 That's too good.
02:22:11.000 It goes on further, but you get the point.
02:22:15.000 But also, if anybody seemed like a guru, it's that guy.
02:22:19.000 Yeah, fuck yeah.
02:22:20.000 You look in his eyes, he looks like a legit, wise guru.
02:22:25.000 And it seems like, I've read one of his books too, his ideas were very interesting and very legit.
02:22:31.000 Deep.
02:22:32.000 Yeah, but what happened, what went down in that town, that was crazy.
02:22:37.000 They poisoned people.
02:22:39.000 And then brought all the homeless in to vote for.
02:22:41.000 Yeah, so they fucking took over the town!
02:22:43.000 And the homeless people were like, finally we've got a community.
02:22:45.000 They're like, yeah, we're done with you.
02:22:46.000 Get the fuck out of here.
02:22:47.000 That's crazy.
02:22:48.000 Ship them back out.
02:22:49.000 Yeah.
02:22:51.000 Cults, man, it really is a strange thing that people want to follow this one person.
02:22:57.000 And, you know, this one person, like, leads this community and can't be challenged or questioned.
02:23:02.000 Man, so much easier back in the day without the socials.
02:23:06.000 Yeah, probably.
02:23:07.000 Yeah.
02:23:08.000 Yeah, because you could just lie about stuff.
02:23:10.000 Did you ever see the guy from Australia that said he was Jesus?
02:23:14.000 He's like, he literally says he's the reincarnation of Jesus and there's this woman that's with him and he says that she's Mary and she really believed that she was Mary and then she found out that there was another Mary in the past.
02:23:24.000 But he had said this other girl was Mary, and then they're like, hey, what about this other girl?
02:23:27.000 She says she was Mary.
02:23:28.000 Like, that was a mistake.
02:23:30.000 That's why she found out?
02:23:32.000 Because there was another Mary?
02:23:34.000 That was it?
02:23:35.000 I think that was a big one.
02:23:37.000 Yeah.
02:23:37.000 Because then all of a sudden everybody was like, wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:23:40.000 He's like, can you walk on water, though?
02:23:42.000 Yeah, let me see you turn water into wine.
02:23:44.000 Right.
02:23:44.000 It's weird, a lot of religious people, they'll just look at the beliefs, they won't look at who formed those beliefs, and when did they form those beliefs, and who was it?
02:23:52.000 Even Jehovah's Witnesses, like this Charles Taze Russell, didn't even know Greek, and he wrote this whole new translation of the Bible, and everyone got on board.
02:24:01.000 Oh, wow.
02:24:02.000 Yeah.
02:24:03.000 Yeah, there's always people like that.
02:24:05.000 But I mean, the original Bible itself, like one of the weird things is the Dead Sea Scrolls, which is the oldest versions of some of the stories in the Bible, and they're different.
02:24:14.000 They're in Aramaic, and it's like, well, should we all just read that now?
02:24:19.000 You know, and why are we going on the New Testament instead of the Old Testament?
02:24:24.000 Is the Old Testament the real thing?
02:24:25.000 Yeah, that doesn't make sense.
02:24:26.000 It's all...
02:24:27.000 I always wonder, like, where did it start?
02:24:30.000 What was the experience that led these people to write these things down?
02:24:35.000 It makes sense if it was mushroom psychedelic.
02:24:37.000 Like, that makes the most sense.
02:24:39.000 It makes the most sense.
02:24:39.000 People are fucking tripping and seeing these stories and writing them down.
02:24:44.000 Well, that's Marcus Aurelius, too, you know?
02:24:46.000 I mean, that was one of the more interesting things about diving deep into ancient Greek culture.
02:24:51.000 Is that you find, like, this book, The Immortality Key, from this guy Brian Mororescu, who found that the Eleusinian mysteries, when all these people were coming to Eleusis from all over the world and taking part in these mystery ceremonies, they never know what they were doing until recently.
02:25:07.000 And recently they started doing these tests on some of the vessels that they found, the wine vessels, and they were laced with psychedelics.
02:25:14.000 So now they know for sure, and they've opened up a field of study at Harvard, and they're exploring this, and they're doing more testing and more studying.
02:25:22.000 They know that the people that founded democracy were tripping balls.
02:25:26.000 Wow.
02:25:27.000 Which makes sense.
02:25:28.000 I think so.
02:25:29.000 You'd have to be tripping to say, look, instead of one person running things, let's all vote.
02:25:33.000 Let's all vote.
02:25:34.000 Because nobody else was doing that.
02:25:36.000 Everybody was like, off with their head!
02:25:38.000 The king is here!
02:25:39.000 Lay down the throne!
02:25:40.000 That's crazy.
02:25:41.000 It's one king running the show.
02:25:43.000 Was there a point when you were super religious or not at all?
02:25:46.000 When I was little.
02:25:47.000 I was a little kid.
02:25:48.000 I went to Catholic school when I was first grade, but the nun that taught Catholic school was such a cunt that it was easy to realize that it wasn't real.
02:25:57.000 I'd lost all of my faith in organized religion when I was seven years old.
02:26:01.000 And your parents weren't putting on you?
02:26:04.000 Well, my parents split up when I was young.
02:26:07.000 When my mom married my stepdad, my stepdad was a hippie.
02:26:11.000 And then we lived in San Francisco from the time I was seven years old.
02:26:15.000 So it was like the height of the Vietnam War.
02:26:17.000 The hippie movements in full bloom.
02:26:20.000 My stepdad had long hair.
02:26:22.000 We lived around all these counterculture people.
02:26:25.000 And that was a big part of my upbringing from 7 to 11. So there was no religion back then.
02:26:33.000 But I think religions are a good scaffolding for people.
02:26:36.000 And I think there's something absolutely beautiful about a lot of the ideas of a lot of organized religions that really, really benefit people.
02:26:43.000 But I also think it could be used as a tool to control people.
02:26:47.000 Like almost everything.
02:26:48.000 My mom, I feel like it's good for her, just the community sense.
02:26:51.000 Because she doesn't have, like, we go to the gym, you go to the green room, you go to the comedy store, we have a community to where she just believes in her religion so much because she gets this joy from going to church because she's around this community.
02:27:02.000 Yeah.
02:27:03.000 But she just, it's so crazy.
02:27:05.000 She would look me dead in the eyes and tell me that her religion, Christianity, is the only religion, all the other religions are made up.
02:27:11.000 Yeah.
02:27:12.000 Muslims will tell you the same thing.
02:27:13.000 Yeah, it's crazy.
02:27:14.000 Yeah, that's the problem.
02:27:16.000 It's like, somebody's got to be wrong.
02:27:18.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:27:19.000 I wonder who's the most wealthy religion.
02:27:22.000 It's a Latter-day, or what is it?
02:27:24.000 I looked it up recently, actually.
02:27:26.000 Scientologists.
02:27:28.000 They own a lot of real estate.
02:27:29.000 They really?
02:27:30.000 Yeah.
02:27:31.000 Scientologists is an interesting one because they sued the federal government to get tax-exempt status.
02:27:36.000 What?
02:27:37.000 Not only do they know who made that one, but the guy who made that one was an author.
02:27:42.000 Not only is he an author, he's the single human being.
02:27:46.000 L. Ron Hubbard, who created Scientology and Dianetics, he is the single most prolific author in human history.
02:27:54.000 He has wrote more words and more books than any human being that's ever lived.
02:28:00.000 So he's got a creative mind.
02:28:02.000 He creates Scientology.
02:28:03.000 His books are...
02:28:06.000 Terrible.
02:28:07.000 No way.
02:28:08.000 Terrible.
02:28:08.000 This dude probably never had a second draft in his life.
02:28:11.000 They are so bad.
02:28:13.000 They're unbelievably stupid.
02:28:15.000 Like punctuation?
02:28:16.000 Just dumb.
02:28:17.000 Just like ramble on nonsense.
02:28:19.000 Here it goes.
02:28:20.000 The Catholic Church.
02:28:21.000 Oh, yeah, they're the richest.
02:28:22.000 Very definitely an institution with the highest wealth in the entire globe.
02:28:25.000 Estimated the operational budget of the Catholic Church.
02:28:27.000 Are you sure it's a globe?
02:28:28.000 It says it.
02:28:29.000 Well, there's a lot.
02:28:30.000 Globe.
02:28:31.000 Flatter.
02:28:32.000 The disc.
02:28:33.000 You never know.
02:28:33.000 The firmament.
02:28:35.000 170 billion?
02:28:40.000 And they got this little thing that, you know, occasionally kids.
02:28:45.000 Yeah.
02:28:47.000 That's only one out of every three, though.
02:28:49.000 So occasionally there's some molestation.
02:28:51.000 That's crazy!
02:28:53.000 The Catholic Church is so inexorably connected to molestation that if you say Catholic priest, people think a kid's getting fucked.
02:29:02.000 That's how crazy it is.
02:29:03.000 That's fucking insane.
02:29:04.000 That's insane.
02:29:04.000 There's not another thing on earth like that other than actual child molesters where you automatically have at least some connection in your mind.
02:29:14.000 Like if a Catholic priest says, hey, I want your son to come over my house for a sleeping thing.
02:29:18.000 Like, wait, what?
02:29:20.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
02:29:22.000 But if like a boxing coach is like, hey, we're gonna take some kids over the house for a sleepover, we're gonna take 'em on an early morning run, you know, and then we're gonna do this and we'll have 'em back to you by Saturday, And the kids come back all laughing.
02:29:32.000 You know, like, this guy's been doing this.
02:29:34.000 They've been on camps.
02:29:35.000 Everybody camps out.
02:29:37.000 Church camp.
02:29:37.000 It can happen.
02:29:38.000 It's normal.
02:29:39.000 But if it's a Catholic priest, everybody goes, what?
02:29:42.000 Yeah.
02:29:42.000 You're gonna be alone with the kids?
02:29:43.000 The fuck you are?
02:29:45.000 That's crazy.
02:29:45.000 Some religions too, like if a kid says, hey, this guy, this elder or whatever molested me, they have it in their rules or whatever that there needs to be two witnesses.
02:29:56.000 There needs to be two witnesses or we're not taking precautions.
02:30:00.000 Jesus.
02:30:01.000 Yeah.
02:30:02.000 Yeah, and the other thing about that is that it's somehow or another a repeating cycle.
02:30:08.000 The people that get molested wind up molesting other people.
02:30:11.000 That's weird.
02:30:12.000 Oh, they create the demons fucking for real.
02:30:14.000 It's like a vampire thing, like you're getting bit by a vampire.
02:30:16.000 Oh, it is.
02:30:17.000 Yeah.
02:30:18.000 Fuck, it just fucks you up for good.
02:30:19.000 It fucks you up for good.
02:30:21.000 Have you guys been to Rome?
02:30:22.000 Have you ever seen, like, the Catholic Church and the Vatican?
02:30:26.000 No.
02:30:26.000 It's insane.
02:30:27.000 The Vatican's incredible.
02:30:29.000 I mean...
02:30:31.000 I can't imagine the amount of money in art that they have.
02:30:36.000 Really?
02:30:37.000 It's so overwhelming.
02:30:39.000 Like, there's so much art.
02:30:40.000 They have, like, priceless pieces just laying next to other priceless pieces.
02:30:43.000 And you go on this tour through the Vatican of all the art collection.
02:30:47.000 It's fucking unfathomable art.
02:30:50.000 Is it like the place in Abu Dhabi?
02:30:52.000 What was that place called?
02:30:54.000 The big, uh, where we wore our suits to and got a tour of the church.
02:30:58.000 Oh, that was the...
02:30:58.000 The Muslim Center.
02:31:01.000 I don't remember what it was called.
02:31:02.000 You know what I'm talking about?
02:31:03.000 It's one of the big churches, one of the fucking...
02:31:05.000 The biggest ever.
02:31:07.000 Where they go and pray and they fucking...
02:31:09.000 Some mosque?
02:31:10.000 Mosque!
02:31:10.000 The mosque.
02:31:11.000 The mosque was like...
02:31:12.000 That was like powerful.
02:31:14.000 You walk in there, you know, I was almost Muslim like that.
02:31:17.000 Well, that's one of the ways that people do get converted, just by the gorgeousness of it.
02:31:21.000 Is this it?
02:31:22.000 Yeah, that's part of it.
02:31:23.000 It's fucking insane.
02:31:25.000 So the Vatican, though, that's like an older building.
02:31:28.000 Well, the Vatican is essentially a country.
02:31:33.000 It's actually a country inside of Rome.
02:31:36.000 So that's one of the ways they keep the child molesters, is they can't extradite them.
02:31:42.000 What?
02:31:43.000 Yeah.
02:31:44.000 Some high up shit going on.
02:31:46.000 They'll hide people in the Vatican.
02:31:48.000 What the Vatican is, I think it's like 100 acres or something like that, and it's inside the Catholic Church's control.
02:31:55.000 So it's like a country inside the city of Rome.
02:31:58.000 Is there a lot of security?
02:31:59.000 Oh yeah.
02:31:59.000 Yeah, a lot of security.
02:32:01.000 It's a country inside the city of Rome, essentially.
02:32:04.000 Wow.
02:32:05.000 You still haven't been to the pyramids, right?
02:32:06.000 No.
02:32:07.000 I haven't either.
02:32:07.000 Is there like a lot of tourism?
02:32:10.000 Like, I remember seeing like there's the pyramids, but if you like pan this way, there's like a hotel and like...
02:32:15.000 Yeah, there's a Four Seasons and you look out the Four Seasons, you see the pyramids in Giza.
02:32:18.000 That's wild.
02:32:19.000 Yeah.
02:32:20.000 I'm gonna get there.
02:32:21.000 I'd like to go there.
02:32:22.000 It was this summer, we were trying to figure out if we're gonna go to Egypt and Greece.
02:32:26.000 Or just Greece.
02:32:27.000 And so we chose to just go to Greece.
02:32:28.000 And Greece was incredible.
02:32:29.000 Never been there yet.
02:32:30.000 When you go see the Parthenon, you're like, oh my god, this is 2,500 years old.
02:32:36.000 And probably older because they built it upon an existing structure, the Acropolis.
02:32:41.000 And they don't know how old that is.
02:32:43.000 Jesus.
02:32:44.000 That's all kind of been there for thousands of years before that.
02:32:47.000 Was that a good age to bring your daughters?
02:32:49.000 Yeah, they enjoyed it.
02:32:51.000 I mean, I think any age is a good age to get kids to see different things, different cultures.
02:32:56.000 I mean, I've been traveling with my kids since they were really little.
02:32:59.000 We took them to other countries when they were like two years old.
02:33:02.000 Just a plane ride.
02:33:03.000 Yeah, plane ride's a bummer.
02:33:04.000 But with kids, dude, you give them a fucking iPad with some movies, they just chill.
02:33:09.000 Give them snacks.
02:33:10.000 And they're little.
02:33:12.000 So seats don't bother.
02:33:13.000 Give them a little heroin.
02:33:14.000 Seats don't bother them because they're little.
02:33:16.000 So they can just sit in that seat and fucking chill.
02:33:19.000 iPads have amazing battery life.
02:33:21.000 You watch fucking seven movies in a row, next thing you know you're in Italy.
02:33:24.000 Speaking of heroin, you had that one Dr. Karl- Karl Hart.
02:33:28.000 Yeah, Karl Hart on.
02:33:29.000 And I listened to that, and then we did a podcast on ours, and it got clipped up.
02:33:33.000 I was like, yeah, I would probably do some heroin with him.
02:33:35.000 And it got clipped up all everywhere.
02:33:38.000 Me promoting heroin and doing heroin and stuff.
02:33:41.000 It was pretty funny.
02:33:43.000 But that was a fucking interesting one.
02:33:45.000 He's fascinating.
02:33:46.000 He's a fascinating guy.
02:33:47.000 Very fascinating.
02:33:48.000 Yeah.
02:33:49.000 He had a very interesting outlook on drugs.
02:33:51.000 Well, you know, he was a straight-laced guy who didn't do any drugs at all until he became a researcher.
02:33:55.000 And then when he was a clinical researcher, I mean, he's a professor at Columbia.
02:33:58.000 And he realized when he was doing research, like, oh, our perceptions of the effects of drugs are all just a lot of propaganda and bullshit.
02:34:05.000 And a lot of the problem is, like, impure drugs, abuse of these drugs.
02:34:10.000 Like Molly and stuff?
02:34:12.000 Mm-hmm.
02:34:12.000 Like Molly.
02:34:13.000 Heroin.
02:34:14.000 Yeah, like...
02:34:14.000 Okay.
02:34:15.000 Candy.
02:34:16.000 It's not...
02:34:16.000 Yeah, candy's the worst drug at all for little kids.
02:34:19.000 Just kids for, like, giving them fucking Sour Patch Kids and Skittles and they're just fucking geeked out on sugar for a little bit.
02:34:24.000 Or it's okay for, like, a 350-pound person who's clearly gonna die from a heart attack to go into a gas station, load up on the ice cream, load up on the candy, and head out.
02:34:33.000 Just killing themselves.
02:34:34.000 Yeah, they're killing themselves.
02:34:35.000 There's a lot of people killing themselves in this country with food.
02:34:37.000 But the drug one was just, I always thought that was interesting because I was terrified of marijuana growing up.
02:34:43.000 My dad was a cop.
02:34:44.000 My mom was a nurse.
02:34:45.000 It was just in my head that this is just fucking poison.
02:34:48.000 Bad for you.
02:34:49.000 When did you first try it?
02:34:50.000 This fucker made me put a joint in my mouth, fucking lit it.
02:34:53.000 Well, we'd be training twice a day and he'd come home and still be like, let's go do something and just be jacked up.
02:34:58.000 I'd be like, bro, there's a lot of good athletes smoking this weed.
02:35:01.000 Just try it, dude.
02:35:03.000 I had some energy.
02:35:04.000 I'd train in the morning.
02:35:04.000 I'd be 19 years old and move down to Phoenix.
02:35:06.000 Train in the morning, train at night.
02:35:08.000 Him and his buddy are chilling and we're at the apartment.
02:35:10.000 I'm just like wanting to do something.
02:35:11.000 So I took a puff and I fucking chilled out for a little bit.
02:35:16.000 It changed my life.
02:35:17.000 I was able to...
02:35:18.000 It's hard to fucking get into that state but now it's a lot easier.
02:35:23.000 I mean some people who do it though and just every time something's going on and they just smoke and then they're just lazy.
02:35:29.000 I think it's bad for a lot of people.
02:35:31.000 Yeah, I agree.
02:35:32.000 I think some people are just lazy.
02:35:34.000 And if you give them weed and blame it on the weed...
02:35:36.000 Yeah, for sure.
02:35:37.000 It doesn't make me lazy.
02:35:38.000 It makes me the opposite.
02:35:40.000 If I smoke weed and I haven't done the things I need to do, I go, oh god, I gotta go to work.
02:35:43.000 Yeah, same.
02:35:44.000 I start freaking.
02:35:45.000 I like that paranoia.
02:35:46.000 I do too.
02:35:46.000 It makes me start thinking about what I gotta...
02:35:49.000 Fuck, I gotta...
02:35:50.000 Dial in my diet.
02:35:51.000 I gotta fucking- I gotta make- I gotta get to the gym.
02:35:54.000 I gotta train.
02:35:55.000 It gives me that anxiety like, oh fuck, I'm the champ.
02:35:58.000 I gotta fucking- I gotta do everything right.
02:36:01.000 It gives me that paranoia.
02:36:02.000 Do you know there's a thing that people say, commonly, that when someone becomes a champion, they almost get 30% better?
02:36:08.000 Just because of being a champion.
02:36:10.000 Do you feel like that's gonna happen to you?
02:36:11.000 I feel like I felt that after I beat Alfred in my contender series fight.
02:36:19.000 I felt like I won.
02:36:20.000 I just felt like I got way better just because I had fought the biggest name, biggest fight.
02:36:26.000 I don't know.
02:36:27.000 I feel like...
02:36:29.000 I don't know.
02:36:29.000 I feel like I have a lot of work to do.
02:36:31.000 I need to get back to the gym as fucking fast as possible.
02:36:33.000 But knowing how big of a beast Aljo is and knowing that you sat him down with the right hand, how much confidence does that give you?
02:36:40.000 More of the confidence I got was just not getting taken down.
02:36:42.000 He had me up against the fence where he wanted me twice, couldn't take me down.
02:36:45.000 Knocking him out, I knew I could do that.
02:36:47.000 The question was, can I not get taken down?
02:36:49.000 He took Henry down four times.
02:36:51.000 He had me up against the fence exactly where he wanted me, and he couldn't take me down.
02:36:55.000 That's where I got my most confidence from, for sure.
02:36:57.000 Knocking him out, I felt like I knew I could do that.
02:37:01.000 It's such a big advantage to being a really good striker.
02:37:05.000 Because if your whole thing is you have to close the distance and clinch with someone and you're a good striker, but you don't, it's not your thing.
02:37:13.000 Like you're not just looking to put it on somebody.
02:37:15.000 It's like you're using as a tool to enact your skill set.
02:37:19.000 Yeah.
02:37:20.000 To have that fucking one shot.
02:37:22.000 Also for marketing, like how many times have people seen that Eddie Wineland knockout?
02:37:26.000 That one is crazy.
02:37:28.000 That's one of my favorites.
02:37:30.000 Beautiful.
02:37:30.000 That's the way he's slapping.
02:37:32.000 It was at the apex.
02:37:33.000 It was quiet.
02:37:34.000 You just hear him going...
02:37:35.000 He was snoring.
02:37:37.000 That was crazy.
02:37:38.000 Who's the last person in the smaller weight class divisions to one-shot KO people?
02:37:42.000 To win the belt, even, by KO. To walk off and KO people, though.
02:37:46.000 Has there ever...
02:37:49.000 Well, Marlon one-shot KOs people, and Corey's one-shot KOs people.
02:37:53.000 With knees and stuff, yeah.
02:37:55.000 Yeah, but with like one straight right hand.
02:37:59.000 Yeah, but I feel like, yeah, once I get back to real training, I'm really hoping these stem cells fucking just...
02:38:05.000 Yeah, it's gonna help.
02:38:06.000 I'm optimistic.
02:38:07.000 Yeah, and by the way, you can come back once a month and keep being shot up.
02:38:10.000 Yeah, Brigham was a man.
02:38:12.000 A very knowledgeable dude, weighs the well.
02:38:14.000 That was fucking...
02:38:14.000 Super knowledgeable, and they stack a bunch of different things together.
02:38:17.000 They're beneficial, and he's always up on the latest studies, and he's also got this incredible memory.
02:38:22.000 So you talk to him about he can relay all the information in a very dissolvable way.
02:38:27.000 And they do peptides and everything.
02:38:29.000 Everything.
02:38:30.000 I'm all about the peptides.
02:38:33.000 We were talking about this last night as well, that the UFC is trying to allow people to take peptides again, specifically BBC 157, which just helps you heal.
02:38:42.000 I mean, that's really what it's about.
02:38:44.000 It just helps soft tissue damage repair quicker.
02:38:47.000 That would be so sweet.
02:38:48.000 What about the ipamoralin, the CJC? Doesn't that help with joints and ligaments and bone density?
02:38:53.000 Yes, it does.
02:38:53.000 And it also promotes human growth hormone.
02:38:56.000 Yeah.
02:38:56.000 And that would be beneficial as well.
02:38:59.000 You know, look, I just think this whole idea of purity is horseshit because there's not...
02:39:05.000 The purity in sport in terms of like supplementation.
02:39:09.000 Are you allowed to take creatine?
02:39:11.000 You are.
02:39:12.000 Okay, well creatine is a performance enhancing substance.
02:39:14.000 100% absolutely.
02:39:16.000 It's not just physically enhancing.
02:39:18.000 Creatine is cognitively enhancing.
02:39:20.000 There's some great benefits.
02:39:22.000 To supplementing with creatine.
02:39:24.000 And then there's also, you're stacking BCAAs, your branch chain amino acids, it's going to give you a benefit.
02:39:29.000 Those are supplements.
02:39:30.000 You're getting it from a supplemental form instead of from your food.
02:39:33.000 And you're getting it on top of your food, you're stacking it.
02:39:36.000 You're doing it with a bunch of other stuff.
02:39:37.000 You're taking beta alanine before you exercise.
02:39:40.000 That's performance enhancing.
02:39:41.000 If you take cordyceps mushrooms, cordyceps mushrooms like Onnit, Shroomtech, 100% Helps you hit an extra gear when you're training.
02:39:48.000 You know, there's a lot of pre-workouts that are legal.
02:39:51.000 There's a lot of stuff that's legal that is 100% performance enhancing.
02:39:54.000 I think what we have to keep people doing is doing supernatural levels of testosterone and growth hormone and things that allow, like, Vitor Belfort to become TRT. Alistair.
02:40:05.000 Yeah, Alistair.
02:40:06.000 But even that, it's like, listen, if anybody should be able to fucking do that, it's guys who fight in a cage for a living.
02:40:12.000 If anybody should be able to do that, to be at their prime, as long as they weigh 135 pounds when they fucking step on that scale, I think we're wrapped around this idea of cheating.
02:40:22.000 I think we should be wrapped around this idea of optimizing.
02:40:25.000 And I think optimization should be the most important thing.
02:40:28.000 Yeah, I mean, if you're 35, 36, 37 in the UFC, you've been competing in the UFC for 10 years, and you're not allowed to just do any of these peptides.
02:40:37.000 You're not allowed to do any of this.
02:40:38.000 You go to get your blood work, and the doctor's like, hey, you're lacking in these areas.
02:40:42.000 This could benefit your life.
02:40:44.000 Yeah, it'll change your ability to train, change your performances inside the octagon, change your ability to recover.
02:40:51.000 Just being able to recover and train.
02:40:53.000 Like, I haven't trained in the last few weeks, and it's, oh...
02:40:57.000 It's crazy.
02:40:58.000 Well, this is the thing about jujitsu, right?
02:41:00.000 Jujitsu, specifically Abu Dhabi, which is the premier jujitsu organization, they don't test for steroids.
02:41:06.000 And everybody openly takes steroids.
02:41:08.000 And so this is how they're able to compete with guys like...
02:41:12.000 When you're at that level, like Gordon Ryan level, Gordon is open about steroid use.
02:41:17.000 He trains 365 days a year.
02:41:21.000 How are you going to do that if you're not juiced up?
02:41:24.000 No chance.
02:41:24.000 How are you going to recover?
02:41:25.000 How are you recovering?
02:41:26.000 You're weightlifting in the morning and then you're doing jujitsu at night every day, 365 days a year?
02:41:32.000 Fuck, that would be nice if you have to train like that.
02:41:35.000 That's the way you train like that.
02:41:36.000 You train like that on juice.
02:41:37.000 And if you do, you become, I mean, if you also are super intelligent, super dedicated, and you have John Donaher in your corner, you become Gordon Ryan.
02:41:45.000 Mm-hmm.
02:41:46.000 At 27, which is just bonkers.
02:41:48.000 Insane.
02:41:49.000 Greatest of all time, hands down, consensus, no one's arguing.
02:41:53.000 Yeah.
02:41:54.000 27. And then you get to see two of those gorillas go at it, like Andre Galvo and Nicky Rod.
02:41:59.000 Those ADCCs, it's like, whoa, that's fucking sweet.
02:42:02.000 Imagine if kids like, I mean, Cade Rutolo and Ty Rutolo, those guys on that stuff would be fucking...
02:42:08.000 Fucking a nightmare.
02:42:09.000 Well, you know what, though?
02:42:10.000 They're so young, they shouldn't be on anything.
02:42:13.000 Yeah.
02:42:13.000 Like, don't ruin your fucking endocrine system.
02:42:15.000 They're competing at such a high level without it.
02:42:17.000 But as time goes on, you know, like, even guys that are 19, 20, when you hit 23, 24, my fucking shoulder, My back, my ribs, like how many jujitsu guys do you know that have fucked up backs?
02:42:30.000 Yeah.
02:42:30.000 All of them.
02:42:32.000 Everybody.
02:42:32.000 Fucked up necks.
02:42:34.000 Fucked up backs.
02:42:36.000 Do you do anything for your neck?
02:42:37.000 Like you do iron neck or anything?
02:42:38.000 I mean, God, my neck, I feel like my posture is like a little fucked up, so I've always had like really good guillotine defense and shit, but I don't know, my neck took a beating, but it feels pretty strong and not too bad, but my back fucking gets fucked up from wrestling a lot.
02:42:53.000 Do you ever do things specifically to strengthen your neck?
02:42:56.000 Not really.
02:42:57.000 Just wrestle.
02:42:57.000 Dude, get an iron neck.
02:42:59.000 You like this?
02:42:59.000 We might have one here that I'll give you guys.
02:43:01.000 This is the shit.
02:43:02.000 Greatest invention ever for working out your neck.
02:43:04.000 Really?
02:43:04.000 You ever use it?
02:43:05.000 Mm-mm.
02:43:06.000 We have it here.
02:43:06.000 I'll show it to you after the show.
02:43:07.000 Is that what keeps your posture so sharp?
02:43:09.000 Mine?
02:43:10.000 Yeah.
02:43:10.000 I'm just as cognizant of it because I have bad posture in my heart.
02:43:13.000 But you just keep this fucking halo on your head and it's got a bungee cord and you back up like this.
02:43:18.000 It's like a 50 pound bungee cord and then you do this.
02:43:21.000 Just do sets.
02:43:22.000 What?
02:43:24.000 Fuck.
02:43:26.000 That's it right there.
02:43:28.000 I'll show it to you guys.
02:43:28.000 We have it in the gym.
02:43:30.000 Wrestling definitely.
02:43:31.000 People hanging on your neck though.
02:43:32.000 If you're doing fucking five, six rounds and you're wrestling.
02:43:35.000 Horrible.
02:43:36.000 That's my favorite practice.
02:43:38.000 100%.
02:43:38.000 Not even close to anything else.
02:43:40.000 Wrestling?
02:43:40.000 Grappling.
02:43:40.000 Going live from the feet.
02:43:41.000 We have such good wrestlers at our gym too.
02:43:44.000 Why is that your favorite?
02:43:44.000 It's fucking exhausting.
02:43:47.000 I love hitting people in takedowns.
02:43:50.000 It's almost like knocking someone out.
02:43:52.000 Not quite as good.
02:43:53.000 But you hit a little duck on somebody and you score on them, it's fucking fun.
02:43:57.000 I feel good when I do that.
02:44:00.000 But people hanging on your neck, especially when you're going with college wrestlers like Bryce Meredith, when he fucking snaps your head down and you're fucking trying to keep your posture up, Yeah, three-time D1 All-American, like, two-time NCAA finalist.
02:44:14.000 Like, they're different level wrestlers.
02:44:16.000 Yeah, and it's fun going with those high-ass level wrestlers.
02:44:19.000 It's fucking, it's humbling.
02:44:21.000 It's fucking, but yeah, that's my favorite practice.
02:44:23.000 Those are my favorite.
02:44:24.000 Yeah, you don't see wrestlers, like, going, well, how old is Jordan Burroughs, actually?
02:44:28.000 Because he's been wrestling at that high level.
02:44:29.000 He's, like, 36th.
02:44:30.000 Is he really?
02:44:31.000 Oh shit.
02:44:32.000 And he's still at the top of the food chain.
02:44:34.000 What a freak.
02:44:35.000 How old was Jordan?
02:44:36.000 35. And practice like that?
02:44:38.000 Yeah.
02:44:39.000 Wrestling's fucking brutal.
02:44:41.000 And 100% natural because he's getting dusted all the time.
02:44:43.000 Damn.
02:44:44.000 That's impressive.
02:44:45.000 He wouldn't even drink one of these.
02:44:46.000 I offered him a CBD at Kill Cliff and he was like, what's in there?
02:44:50.000 I go, CBD. He's like, I don't think I can.
02:44:53.000 I'm like, I might pop for something.
02:44:55.000 I'm like, this?
02:44:56.000 Like, this is not gonna make you pop for any of these.
02:44:57.000 I can't take a chance.
02:44:58.000 The trickiest shit with that, what I've learned from my experiences, like, this one doesn't say it, but if it said dietary supplement on the back, or on the bottom, and if it says supplemental facts instead of nutrition facts, that's when you can't take it unless it's third-party tested.
02:45:14.000 So, like, a Celsius says dietary supplement on the bottom, and it doesn't say it's not third-party tested.
02:45:19.000 So that, you could test positive for that.
02:45:22.000 Well, I guarantee you, if you drink Hillcliffs.
02:45:25.000 No, those ones don't.
02:45:25.000 Yeah, those ones are good.
02:45:26.000 It's just vitamins and minerals and fucking...
02:45:30.000 But certain drinks, you gotta be so fucking careful.
02:45:32.000 He grabbed these gummies at the store the other day, these veggie gummies, and he's like, do you want one?
02:45:37.000 I looked at the bag, and on the bottom it says dietary supplement.
02:45:40.000 And I can't have...
02:45:41.000 If you're in the USADA pool, you cannot have anything that says dietary supplement that is not third-party tested because you could fucking test for something.
02:45:47.000 That makes sense.
02:45:48.000 It's fucked.
02:45:49.000 Is it like a deal they have at the USADA? Is it like a certain year deal?
02:45:53.000 Or is it they just pay them yearly for it?
02:45:54.000 UFC? Yeah.
02:45:55.000 I'm not sure.
02:45:56.000 I'd pay them off.
02:45:59.000 Hey, fellas.
02:46:00.000 It's enough.
02:46:00.000 It's enough.
02:46:01.000 I think we've proved our point.
02:46:02.000 Yeah.
02:46:02.000 It's crazy.
02:46:03.000 Yeah, I mean, some of the guys that got caught weren't even from USADA. Like TJ wasn't from USADA. I think it was an athletic commission.
02:46:10.000 Um...
02:46:11.000 Yeah.
02:46:12.000 But you know who I can't wait to see climb up to is Bo Nickel.
02:46:15.000 Like, yeah!
02:46:16.000 Bo Nickel vs.
02:46:17.000 Comzott.
02:46:18.000 Bo Nickel vs.
02:46:18.000 Paolo Costa.
02:46:20.000 Strickland.
02:46:21.000 Yeah, man.
02:46:22.000 That's gonna be fucking good.
02:46:23.000 And he's got fucking hands, too.
02:46:25.000 Yeah.
02:46:25.000 That's what's interesting.
02:46:25.000 He's such an athlete.
02:46:27.000 Yeah.
02:46:27.000 You know?
02:46:28.000 He's that next fucking breed.
02:46:30.000 Yep.
02:46:30.000 Yeah.
02:46:31.000 Very interesting to watch, see what happens with that guy.
02:46:34.000 He's a big elk hunter.
02:46:35.000 Is he?
02:46:36.000 Yeah, big bow hunter, man.
02:46:38.000 Yeah, he seems like an interesting dude.
02:46:39.000 He seems like he's just doing everything right.
02:46:41.000 Smart, dedicated.
02:46:42.000 He's living like a champion.
02:46:43.000 That's what I feel like I was doing before all these guys.
02:46:47.000 When I was young in the UFC, I was living like a champion.
02:46:50.000 Everybody's pretending I am a champ and I have to defend the belt.
02:46:54.000 And a lot of these guys don't.
02:46:55.000 A lot of them don't.
02:46:56.000 What a crazy premiere you had that showed the world who you were with Fucking Snoop Dogg and Uriah Faber doing commentary.
02:47:05.000 And really, there's no other opportunity for that to happen because they don't even do that anymore.
02:47:09.000 Yeah, one season.
02:47:10.000 I was on the first season, they did it.
02:47:12.000 I mean, Snoop got a lot of hate for that, so I don't think they had him back on again.
02:47:17.000 But yeah, I lucked the fuck out.
02:47:19.000 That right there went so...
02:47:21.000 And he posted on his IG a bunch.
02:47:25.000 He sent me a text after the fight.
02:47:28.000 You did it, nephew.
02:47:33.000 Look at that.
02:47:34.000 That's skinny.
02:47:35.000 Yeah.
02:47:35.000 UFC O'Malley.
02:47:38.000 This is so funny, bro.
02:47:46.000 Uh...
02:47:49.000 He still calls me Sugar Shane sometimes.
02:47:54.000 Oh, that's amazing.
02:47:55.000 Oh, that is funny.
02:47:56.000 I think he called you that on the podcast.
02:47:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:47:58.000 He does.
02:47:59.000 He still does.
02:48:00.000 He's amazing.
02:48:02.000 That dude's a hustler.
02:48:03.000 He's one of those guys that kind of almost weirded me out that he was here.
02:48:06.000 Really?
02:48:06.000 Yeah, he's like, I'm hanging out with Snoop Dogg, and he's like, we're talking, and he's rolling blunts.
02:48:11.000 He's just sitting there rolling blunts, and I'm like, oh my god, I'm smoking weed with Snoop Dogg.
02:48:14.000 Like, this is so crazy.
02:48:15.000 This is so crazy.
02:48:17.000 That dude's connected.
02:48:19.000 He's a great guy, too.
02:48:20.000 Yeah.
02:48:21.000 Just a great guy.
02:48:22.000 Yeah, that was...
02:48:22.000 And again, a fucking real hustler.
02:48:24.000 Been around forever.
02:48:25.000 Him and Shaq?
02:48:26.000 Yeah.
02:48:27.000 Him and Shaquille O'Neal are fucking businessmen.
02:48:30.000 Always hustling.
02:48:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:48:31.000 I love that.
02:48:31.000 Smart.
02:48:32.000 Does it motivate you being around him, too?
02:48:34.000 Is he one of those guys that...
02:48:35.000 Or is he just...
02:48:36.000 Snoop?
02:48:36.000 Like he'd think he'd be.
02:48:38.000 He's just very nice.
02:48:40.000 Very friendly.
02:48:41.000 Very chill and cool to be around.
02:48:43.000 He gave me a bunch of gifts.
02:48:44.000 Gave me some cool jackets.
02:48:46.000 Hell yeah.
02:48:47.000 Death Row chain.
02:48:48.000 Yeah, Death Row.
02:48:49.000 Yeah, I saw that.
02:48:49.000 Yeah.
02:48:50.000 He's just fucking awesome, man.
02:48:52.000 It's just weird to be around.
02:48:54.000 It's weird to be around certain iconic people.
02:48:57.000 I got Quentin Tarantino in here.
02:48:59.000 I'm like, that's really Quentin Tarantino.
02:49:03.000 I'm lucky that I had met him one other night.
02:49:05.000 I met him at the Comedy Store one night.
02:49:07.000 He actually saw me perform and he came up to me and he goes, dude, you fucking killed.
02:49:10.000 That was awesome.
02:49:11.000 And I'm like, holy shit, that's Quentin Tarantino.
02:49:15.000 This is Quentin Tarantino.
02:49:17.000 I mean, I remember being just moving to L.A. And I was with this girl that I dated, and we went to see, at the Man's Chinese Theater, we went to see Pulp Fiction.
02:49:25.000 And I remember sitting in that movie theater and going, what kind of fucking movie is this?
02:49:30.000 This movie's so wild!
02:49:32.000 I don't think I've seen that.
02:49:33.000 Have you?
02:49:33.000 You've never seen Pulp Fiction?
02:49:34.000 He hasn't seen any movies.
02:49:35.000 I don't even know who Quentin Tarantino is.
02:49:36.000 You don't know who Quentin Tarantino is?
02:49:38.000 I don't know shit about...
02:49:40.000 You don't know, like, The Hateful Eight or Django or...
02:49:44.000 None of that.
02:49:44.000 No?
02:49:45.000 Jackie Brown?
02:49:46.000 Nothing?
02:49:46.000 Nothing.
02:49:47.000 Oh my god, you have so many good movies to see.
02:49:49.000 Kill Bill?
02:49:50.000 I've heard of Kill Bill, but I don't know what it means.
02:49:52.000 What do you do for time?
02:49:53.000 You play video games?
02:49:54.000 I quit.
02:49:55.000 After the Peter Yan fight, I quit.
02:49:56.000 Really?
02:49:57.000 Yeah, I was like, I'm fighting for the belt.
02:49:59.000 I'm fucking using those couple hours a day to recover or train.
02:50:04.000 I quit gaming, yeah.
02:50:05.000 Good for you.
02:50:06.000 After that Peter Yan fight.
02:50:08.000 Yeah, man, it'll suck that time, baby.
02:50:10.000 It's so fun.
02:50:11.000 And it's a lot of energy.
02:50:12.000 Hour and a half a day, though, with the boys where you can just let loose.
02:50:15.000 You feel like you're in war.
02:50:17.000 Yeah, it is fun.
02:50:18.000 I fucking love the release.
02:50:18.000 Tim's not giving it up!
02:50:19.000 I love the release.
02:50:20.000 Justifying more.
02:50:21.000 A little bit of heroin never did anybody wrong.
02:50:24.000 It relaxes me at the end of the day.
02:50:27.000 I imagine if you've never seen a Tarantino movie and someone's like, hey, check these out on Netflix.
02:50:33.000 You got some shit to watch.
02:50:34.000 Oh, yeah.
02:50:35.000 Would it be fun?
02:50:36.000 Bro.
02:50:37.000 Bro.
02:50:37.000 You've got some fucking movies to see.
02:50:38.000 What years are they?
02:50:39.000 Like, old, old?
02:50:40.000 No.
02:50:41.000 Well, they start at 94. That's Pulp Fiction.
02:50:43.000 Yeah, so start there.
02:50:45.000 Okay.
02:50:45.000 Pulp Fiction's fucking amazing.
02:50:47.000 Reservoir Dogs.
02:50:48.000 Or Reservoir Dogs.
02:50:48.000 That was his first one.
02:50:49.000 That's fucking incredible.
02:50:51.000 He's the actor or he's the producer?
02:50:52.000 No.
02:50:52.000 Well, he sometimes has small roles in some of his movies, but he directs, produces, writes in them.
02:50:58.000 He's the fucking man.
02:50:59.000 I mean, he's never made a bad movie.
02:51:01.000 He himself is responsible for some of the greatest movies of all time.
02:51:04.000 That's a crazy fucking skill.
02:51:06.000 Yeah, and he won't do but ten.
02:51:08.000 He's gonna do ten movies.
02:51:09.000 He's done nine so far.
02:51:10.000 He's trying to figure out what his tenth movie is, and then he's done.
02:51:13.000 Really?
02:51:14.000 Yep.
02:51:14.000 He's thinking, then I'm done.
02:51:15.000 So he writes everyone's lines.
02:51:17.000 Writes everything.
02:51:18.000 What?
02:51:19.000 That's such a crazy fucking skill.
02:51:20.000 You didn't see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?
02:51:22.000 Uh-uh.
02:51:23.000 Oh my god, it's good.
02:51:25.000 Goddamn, that's a good movie.
02:51:26.000 So he's got nine movies I need to watch.
02:51:28.000 Nine bangers.
02:51:29.000 He didn't have one movie that I watched like, eh.
02:51:32.000 Really?
02:51:33.000 That's so crazy.
02:51:33.000 Not one.
02:51:34.000 All of them are wild.
02:51:36.000 All of them are hyper-violent.
02:51:38.000 To the point where you're like, shit.
02:51:40.000 Once upon a time in Hollywood, it's like he's grandfathered in.
02:51:45.000 It's about the Manson family and Brad Pitt.
02:51:50.000 Spoiler alert.
02:51:51.000 Yeah, Brad Pitt is the hero in this movie.
02:51:53.000 And there's a scene where he kills a woman smashing her head against a fireplace.
02:51:59.000 Jesus.
02:52:00.000 And you're like, this is the hero of the movie.
02:52:02.000 And I was watching this going, Tarantino's grandfathered in to make this kind of movie.
02:52:07.000 Nobody else can make this kind of movie.
02:52:09.000 Today, in this climate, it's just too fucked up.
02:52:12.000 Damn.
02:52:13.000 Sean's never even seen Wolf of Wall Street.
02:52:15.000 Not yet.
02:52:16.000 It's a great movie, too.
02:52:16.000 I'm nervous.
02:52:17.000 That was good.
02:52:18.000 I'm like, I just know I might, that's what might send me downhill.
02:52:21.000 No, I'm joking.
02:52:22.000 Maybe.
02:52:23.000 I can see how people do that, though.
02:52:25.000 Start making a lot of money, get an opportunity to go travel, go to the club, these fucking fun chicks.
02:52:30.000 Well, also, if you're a stockbroker, like, your whole game is about making money.
02:52:34.000 Well, why are you making money if you're not spending it?
02:52:36.000 And if you're going to spend it, you're going to spend it in extravagant, wild, crazy ways, because that's the thrill, to have that money.
02:52:44.000 You're fucking in that hedonistic, snort-and-coke lifestyle.
02:52:50.000 God, in another life.
02:52:51.000 Buying watches and shit.
02:52:52.000 You have a little watch collection?
02:52:54.000 Yeah, I do.
02:52:56.000 But I like functional watches more than, like, baller, diamond-encrusted shit.
02:53:01.000 I like, like, tool watches.
02:53:02.000 I like dive watches.
02:53:04.000 Like, Grand Seikos and Rolexes and shit like that.
02:53:08.000 Yeah, you have some nice Rolexes to see when you're doing the UFC and stuff.
02:53:11.000 Yeah, when I do the UFC, I wear a nice watch.
02:53:13.000 But, like, this is a garment.
02:53:15.000 I wear this.
02:53:15.000 This is my watch I wear when I'm hunting.
02:53:17.000 Fucking whole other world, huh?
02:53:19.000 The watch world.
02:53:20.000 Yeah, the watch world's a whole nother world.
02:53:22.000 People could drop some serious chatter on those watches.
02:53:24.000 Oh, dudes are running around like Ed Sheerhan.
02:53:26.000 He was running around and someone said that's a half a million dollar watch he's got on.
02:53:31.000 Okay.
02:53:33.000 Fucking redheads.
02:53:37.000 What kind of watch are you wearing there, Sean?
02:53:40.000 I went to Richard.
02:53:41.000 Is it Richard Millet?
02:53:43.000 Richard Millet.
02:53:44.000 Oh, dude, you went baller.
02:53:45.000 Yeah, I was a baller.
02:53:47.000 Woo!
02:53:48.000 That's not even the strong one.
02:53:49.000 The strong one's over with Jamie.
02:53:52.000 Jamie's got the strong one.
02:53:53.000 I wouldn't make me cry.
02:53:54.000 I'd chuck the strong one towards you.
02:53:56.000 No.
02:53:58.000 Oh, my God.
02:54:00.000 Let's fucking go.
02:54:02.000 Holy shit, that's powerful.
02:54:04.000 My eyes are watering.
02:54:10.000 I just had an urge to just hit it real quick.
02:54:16.000 Yeah.
02:54:17.000 Oh my god.
02:54:18.000 It gets in there.
02:54:18.000 It gets in your blood.
02:54:19.000 When we leave those around the Comedy Club green room, you always...
02:54:23.000 Like last night, everybody's hitting it.
02:54:24.000 Yeah.
02:54:25.000 I don't even mean to.
02:54:26.000 It just happened.
02:54:26.000 Well, you see people do it.
02:54:27.000 You're like, I'm going to try.
02:54:28.000 I'm going to try.
02:54:29.000 I'm going to try.
02:54:30.000 Yeah, I always wanted to try after seeing you guys hit it on the pod.
02:54:33.000 I was like, God, I gotta rip them.
02:54:35.000 Are they allowed to do that in boxing anymore?
02:54:37.000 Because they used to do that where they would give them smelling salts in between rounds.
02:54:40.000 Fuck, imagine you get cracked and you're like, oh, I'm good.
02:54:44.000 Yeah, no shit.
02:54:44.000 I wonder if that'll do it.
02:54:46.000 I don't know if the commissions would allow it.
02:54:48.000 It's banned.
02:54:48.000 I wonder why.
02:54:50.000 Is it a performance enhancer?
02:54:51.000 Or is it just dangerous?
02:54:53.000 After Panama Lewis gave Aaron Pryor some unknown substance in between rounds against Alexis Arguello, Panama Lewis was known for cheating.
02:55:06.000 He was a known bad guy.
02:55:08.000 And he gave Aaron Pryor this.
02:55:12.000 He goes, give me another bottle.
02:55:13.000 No, the one I mixed.
02:55:14.000 And he gives it to him and he gives it to Aaron Pryor who was a known.
02:55:17.000 He had known Coke problems.
02:55:19.000 And probably used a smelling salt.
02:55:21.000 It's a growing concern.
02:55:23.000 Look at that guy's eyes.
02:55:24.000 Did they find out what was in his drink?
02:55:27.000 80% of NFL players are known to use it.
02:55:30.000 80%?
02:55:31.000 What's the problem?
02:55:32.000 I wonder what's like...
02:55:34.000 Oh, look at this shit!
02:55:37.000 Trauma patients often suffer neck injuries that may be undetected.
02:55:40.000 The first response to a noxious smell to suddenly jerk the head away from the stimulus.
02:55:45.000 This can result in a dislocating an injured spine and potential perilous.
02:55:50.000 Whiplash from it.
02:55:50.000 Yeah.
02:55:51.000 I can see that shit.
02:55:52.000 Well, I can see if you had a hurt neck.
02:55:54.000 But if you did have a hurt neck, like if you got KO'd in football, you had clashed, and your head's fucked up, and they give you a smell, you saw your...
02:56:02.000 Yeah.
02:56:02.000 And you don't realize your neck's jacked.
02:56:05.000 I could see that.
02:56:06.000 But in other circumstances.
02:56:08.000 That's like 1% chance.
02:56:09.000 Yeah, like if you get dinged with an uppercut and in between rounds they give you that.
02:56:14.000 They abandon them fighting because they can hide concussion symptoms.
02:56:18.000 Oh, I guess that is a benefit.
02:56:20.000 You would know you're fucked up.
02:56:21.000 Oh.
02:56:22.000 That's what this says.
02:56:23.000 It says in the 70s they were eventually banned.
02:56:24.000 I could see that, though.
02:56:25.000 That kind of just fucking puts you in the...
02:56:27.000 But is it better to just go out and still be concussed and fight?
02:56:31.000 Because people are always concussed and fighting.
02:56:33.000 That's a very good point.
02:56:34.000 I mean, think about Snoop.
02:56:36.000 I mean...
02:56:37.000 Excuse me.
02:56:38.000 Think about...
02:56:39.000 Excuse me.
02:56:40.000 Like, how many times has a fighter been cracked early in a fight, and then you see they're still dealing with that later in the fight, and then afterwards they don't even remember the fight?
02:56:50.000 Yeah, a lot.
02:56:50.000 That happens oftentimes, right?
02:56:53.000 Like, that person's concussed.
02:56:54.000 Yeah.
02:56:55.000 It happens all the time.
02:56:56.000 Guys win fights, and they're concussed.
02:56:58.000 And they're like, you know, after the second round, I was on autopilot, and I went back to my corner and said, what round is it?
02:57:02.000 They're like, round five.
02:57:03.000 I'm like, what?
02:57:04.000 Yeah.
02:57:04.000 How was this round five?
02:57:06.000 Like, okay, Adesanya versus Strickland, that first round, when he got cracked.
02:57:11.000 Yeah.
02:57:12.000 High likelihood of concussion.
02:57:13.000 100% chance.
02:57:14.000 100% chance.
02:57:15.000 Yeah.
02:57:15.000 I mean, he got dropped, spun around, and then one, two, three, four.
02:57:21.000 How many left hands did he hit him with?
02:57:22.000 A lot.
02:57:22.000 Like, probably 20. Clean.
02:57:24.000 At least.
02:57:24.000 A bunch were clean.
02:57:26.000 You gotta think he's dinged.
02:57:28.000 After that fight.
02:57:29.000 And when you only said his arms felt like rubber, how much of that was a factor?
02:57:33.000 Could it easily have been a factor when they said it didn't look like him in there?
02:57:37.000 Maybe that's why.
02:57:38.000 I mean, it easily could be from that.
02:57:41.000 Most likely.
02:57:42.000 Especially because he shows up every time.
02:57:44.000 Yeah.
02:57:44.000 That fucking hits him right back.
02:57:48.000 And I'm back.
02:57:50.000 You don't have to put a little on your finger for the next fight, just in case.
02:57:54.000 Yeah.
02:57:56.000 There's Tom Brady doing it.
02:57:59.000 TB12, baby.
02:57:59.000 He's apparently known for doing it.
02:58:01.000 Oh, really?
02:58:02.000 I bet he is.
02:58:02.000 I bet he's known for doing every goddamn thing that works.
02:58:05.000 Yeah, I just listened to him on the PBD pod.
02:58:08.000 Oh, was he on that?
02:58:08.000 Yeah, he was on that.
02:58:09.000 Interesting guy.
02:58:10.000 I bet that was good.
02:58:11.000 Playing at that high level for that long and just taking care of his body.
02:58:15.000 I like listening to that shit.
02:58:16.000 You have to be insanely smart.
02:58:18.000 Yeah.
02:58:18.000 To be a quarterback?
02:58:19.000 That's the craziest fucking position.
02:58:22.000 In like all sports, I feel like.
02:58:24.000 Yeah, you have to know so much about what's going on.
02:58:26.000 I went to my first NFL game two weeks ago.
02:58:29.000 Were you like in the suite or were you able to get on the field?
02:58:32.000 On the 50-yard line.
02:58:33.000 That's cool.
02:58:33.000 Like front row, 50-yard line.
02:58:35.000 Changes it when it's that close.
02:58:37.000 Insane!
02:58:37.000 What'd you think of it?
02:58:38.000 It was incredible!
02:58:39.000 It's so fun.
02:58:40.000 It's so fun.
02:58:41.000 Can't watch it on TV. And there's like 80,000 people in there and everyone's going nuts when they're cheering.
02:58:45.000 And it's in Dallas and the Cowboys are playing.
02:58:48.000 Woo!
02:58:48.000 Those players just look like dinosaurs marching off the field.
02:58:51.000 Oh my god.
02:58:52.000 These dudes are so fucking huge.
02:58:54.000 They're so massive.
02:58:56.000 Yeah.
02:58:57.000 You know?
02:58:57.000 Which is kind of weird that the UFC has a 265 pound weight limit, isn't it?
02:59:01.000 Yeah.
02:59:01.000 I feel like there's a whole other ball game if you open up that 265 plus, which is good.
02:59:07.000 Right.
02:59:07.000 A super heavyweight division.
02:59:08.000 Yeah.
02:59:09.000 Who would do it?
02:59:10.000 Because everyone is preparing to be 265. You would have to develop your talent outside where they have a super heavyweight division.
02:59:21.000 I don't know of anybody that has one.
02:59:23.000 UFC could probably figure that out.
02:59:25.000 Does one FC have a weight limit on their heavyweights?
02:59:29.000 I'm not even sure.
02:59:30.000 That's a good question.
02:59:31.000 Google that, Jamie.
02:59:32.000 Does 1FC have a 265-pound weight limit?
02:59:35.000 That was when I looked this up the other day.
02:59:37.000 I couldn't find the last super heavyweight fight.
02:59:38.000 It was like in 2018. Remember the Pride ones with like that Doohyun Choi, the seven-foot guy fighting Fedor?
02:59:45.000 Oh, yeah.
02:59:45.000 When they'd have those super matches?
02:59:47.000 Yeah.
02:59:48.000 They had crazy fights over in Pride.
02:59:49.000 I'm so glad there's weight classes.
02:59:51.000 Oh, my God.
02:59:52.000 It would not be.
02:59:53.000 It would not be fun.
02:59:54.000 UFC won.
02:59:55.000 Fuck.
02:59:56.000 I would have been fucked.
02:59:57.000 Fuck.
02:59:57.000 If you have your skills now though, you might not be fucked.
03:00:04.000 One FC is?
03:00:05.000 265 also?
03:00:06.000 That's such a weird number.
03:00:07.000 Is that a boxing thing or no?
03:00:09.000 No, not at all.
03:00:10.000 Wait, boxing doesn't have the weight, right?
03:00:12.000 Boxing doesn't have the weight.
03:00:12.000 Tyson Fury's like 280, 290 sometimes in these fights.
03:00:15.000 Yeah.
03:00:16.000 I feel like I'm more excited for the...
03:00:18.000 I'm excited for that fight, but I feel like I'm more excited for Dylan versus Logan and KSI versus Tommy.
03:00:25.000 Are you really?
03:00:25.000 I don't know why.
03:00:26.000 I just keep forgetting about...
03:00:27.000 I feel like they're promoting it very well.
03:00:29.000 I'm seeing it all over.
03:00:30.000 And then I'm not really seeing Francis vs.
03:00:32.000 Tyson all over as much as I'm seeing the other ones.
03:00:35.000 That's interesting.
03:00:35.000 I'm not paying attention at all to the Dylan vs.
03:00:38.000 Logan thing other than the online drama occasionally when someone sent it to me.
03:00:41.000 But I try to avoid all that stuff.
03:00:43.000 It's fucked up!
03:00:46.000 I know.
03:00:47.000 It's like, where's the line?
03:00:48.000 I'm getting a new number.
03:00:49.000 When I get my new number, I'm not putting any apps on my phone.
03:00:51.000 Smart.
03:00:52.000 I'm gonna keep this phone and just have apps on that phone and just every now and then when I have to post or something like that, I'll post.
03:00:58.000 But my new phone, no apps.
03:01:00.000 I just, it's too much.
03:01:01.000 Do you have a good time scrolling on Instagram though, seeing like bow hunting stuff?
03:01:05.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:01:06.000 If I can curate it correctly, but it's too late.
03:01:09.000 I follow like 5,000 people.
03:01:11.000 Because I'm, you know, if someone posts something I think is funny or something I like, I go follow.
03:01:16.000 It's not gonna hurt me to follow them.
03:01:18.000 So I follow so many people.
03:01:19.000 And then the algorithm recommends people that I don't follow and things I don't follow, and so many of those are murder.
03:01:26.000 On Insta?
03:01:28.000 Animal attacks, murder.
03:01:29.000 Butt cheeks?
03:01:30.000 Yeah, but that's normal.
03:01:32.000 I mean, you could find sex online.
03:01:34.000 I mean, that's like one-third of internet traffic if you seek it out.
03:01:38.000 But in the Instagram feed, when I'm not even looking, I'm seeing people get killed by bulls.
03:01:43.000 Jesus.
03:01:44.000 Yeah.
03:01:44.000 I don't see any of that on mine.
03:01:46.000 Bro, my algorithm's a mess.
03:01:48.000 It's all muscle cars and people getting killed and people getting knocked unconscious.
03:01:52.000 How crazy is that fucking X-Plaad or just the Plaid Tesla?
03:01:57.000 It's insane!
03:01:58.000 Have you driven in it?
03:01:59.000 I have one.
03:02:00.000 I got pulled over again.
03:02:02.000 Literally the exact...
03:02:04.000 So right before I went to Boston, a couple days before Boston, I got pulled over on the highway and pulled into the same neighborhood.
03:02:10.000 And fucking right before I got here, got pulled over, same highway, same neighborhood, same cop.
03:02:16.000 I'm like, fuck!
03:02:17.000 So I gotta go deal with that when I get home.
03:02:18.000 But those X's are fucking insane.
03:02:22.000 They're so fast.
03:02:22.000 They're so fast.
03:02:23.000 Even on the highway, you're going 90. It's just like, it feels like you're going 60. It makes no sound.
03:02:27.000 Yeah.
03:02:28.000 And when you merge, you don't feel like a douchebag.
03:02:31.000 If I merge in my Porsche, it's like...
03:02:33.000 Like I feel like a dickhead.
03:02:36.000 Yeah.
03:02:36.000 But I'm faster than that in the plaid.
03:02:40.000 No sound.
03:02:41.000 Just...
03:02:41.000 Yeah, for real.
03:02:43.000 It's like defies time.
03:02:46.000 Yeah.
03:02:46.000 I don't get it.
03:02:47.000 Time travels.
03:02:49.000 It's zero to 60 in 1.9 seconds for a four-door sedan.
03:02:54.000 Stupid.
03:02:55.000 Bonkers.
03:02:55.000 So stupid.
03:02:56.000 And wait until he comes out with that little one.
03:02:58.000 I'm excited.
03:02:59.000 That little- The two-door?
03:03:00.000 The two-door?
03:03:01.000 Yeah.
03:03:01.000 The Roadster?
03:03:02.000 That thing's going to be 1.5, 1.7?
03:03:05.000 No.
03:03:05.000 Zero to 60?
03:03:07.000 Jesus.
03:03:07.000 And it's gonna handle, because all the weight's gonna be at the bottom, because that's where the weight of the batteries is?
03:03:12.000 Jesus.
03:03:13.000 So it's like a beautiful center of gravity.
03:03:15.000 Those cars have a phenomenal center of gravity.
03:03:17.000 Yeah, I'm hoping I don't get my license suspended.
03:03:19.000 Are you worried?
03:03:20.000 No, I feel like if I am, I'll just fucking sell all my cars, get a Sprinter van, and hire my dad to drive me around full-time, so I'm not too worried about it.
03:03:28.000 But...
03:03:29.000 I'd rather not.
03:03:30.000 How many tickets do you have?
03:03:31.000 I've only got a couple.
03:03:33.000 How many are from the Lamborghini?
03:03:35.000 None.
03:03:36.000 Zero from the Lambo.
03:03:37.000 I got the new Corvette.
03:03:39.000 None from that.
03:03:39.000 It's always in the Tesla.
03:03:40.000 Always in the fucking Tesla.
03:03:42.000 Going on the highway going too fast.
03:03:43.000 It's just too easy to cruise in those.
03:03:45.000 I just don't feel like that's too fast.
03:03:48.000 It's just not.
03:03:49.000 It's like good speed.
03:03:50.000 90's okay.
03:03:51.000 It isn't that thing.
03:03:52.000 I think for certain people, not for an old grandma, but I'm fucking alert.
03:03:55.000 I'm watching.
03:03:56.000 You're a pro athlete.
03:03:57.000 Yeah, I should be able to go to 90. I'm gonna see what I can do about that.
03:04:01.000 Talk to the Chicago State Athletic Commission.
03:04:02.000 Why do they even make cars that go so fast where it's illegal to drive?
03:04:06.000 Because it's kind of like they have to do it.
03:04:08.000 Why are they making computers?
03:04:09.000 Unless you're doing what Jamie does or you're doing video editing or something like that?
03:04:14.000 Playing insane computer games.
03:04:15.000 Why do you need that much processing power?
03:04:17.000 But every year, the new one comes out.
03:04:19.000 You want the new thing.
03:04:20.000 When people look at 0-60 numbers, that's like a thing they all look at.
03:04:24.000 What is it?
03:04:24.000 Yay, the new BMW N5. 0-60 and 3.2.
03:04:28.000 Are you really going 0-60 that fast?
03:04:31.000 What are you fucking psycho?
03:04:32.000 Didn't they have a new electric Lucid or some shit that's faster than the 1.9?
03:04:37.000 I don't believe so.
03:04:38.000 I don't believe the Lucid is faster, but there is a supercar that is faster than that.
03:04:42.000 It's an electric $2 million supercar that somebody makes that's fucking insane.
03:04:48.000 Jesus.
03:04:48.000 The new electric Ferraris look so sick.
03:04:50.000 The fastest thing that I've ever been in by far, though, is John Hennessey's Venom.
03:04:56.000 John Hennessey, do you know who he is?
03:04:57.000 He's this psychotic Texas tuner guy who takes, like, I have a Ram.
03:05:03.000 I fucking love it.
03:05:04.000 I have a Ram TRX. Even a stock Ram TRX is the best truck I've ever driven.
03:05:09.000 They're fucking great.
03:05:11.000 It's comfortable, it's got a very compliant suspension, and it's crazy off-road capable.
03:05:17.000 I mean, those things you can Baja race in those motherfuckers.
03:05:20.000 And he takes that and he makes it a thousand horsepower.
03:05:24.000 It comes from the factory.
03:05:25.000 It's 700. Seven something.
03:05:27.000 And he cranks it up to a thousand.
03:05:29.000 So it's a giant Ram truck that goes zero to 60 in like three and a half seconds.
03:05:34.000 What's the Venom?
03:05:36.000 The Venom is his supercar.
03:05:38.000 It's all carbon fiber.
03:05:40.000 And it's 2,000 horsepower or something.
03:05:42.000 That's what it's just called a Venom?
03:05:44.000 Yeah, dude.
03:05:44.000 What the fuck?
03:05:45.000 What's the 060, Jamie?
03:05:47.000 Scroll back up.
03:05:47.000 That thing's sweet.
03:05:48.000 So it goes 250 miles an hour.
03:05:52.000 It costs two and a half million dollars.
03:05:54.000 That's what it looked like that you went in?
03:05:56.000 Yeah, he brought it here.
03:05:57.000 Jesus.
03:05:57.000 You look at it and you just go, oh my god.
03:06:00.000 Do they make any other cars?
03:06:02.000 He makes a bunch of shit, but this is a totally made in-factory car.
03:06:06.000 What he does with most stuff is tunes them.
03:06:10.000 This thing is so insane.
03:06:11.000 I mean, and he took me for a ride in it.
03:06:14.000 I was terrified.
03:06:16.000 Faster than the plaids?
03:06:17.000 Oh, yeah.
03:06:18.000 What?
03:06:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:06:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:06:19.000 A lot faster.
03:06:20.000 Is it electric?
03:06:21.000 No.
03:06:22.000 Gas.
03:06:22.000 And it sounds like a demon.
03:06:24.000 That thing's fucking sexy.
03:06:26.000 It's so sexy.
03:06:27.000 If you've seen it in real life, it's incredible.
03:06:30.000 It's incredible.
03:06:31.000 Jesus Christ.
03:06:33.000 That's the fastest thing I've ever been in.
03:06:34.000 Yeah.
03:06:35.000 That thing's nuts.
03:06:36.000 I mean, it's literally like a race car.
03:06:37.000 You think about treating yourself to one?
03:06:40.000 Yeah, that's dangerous.
03:06:41.000 I don't know.
03:06:43.000 If I want to go fast, I'll take the Plaid.
03:06:45.000 And if I want to have fun, I'll take a muscle car.
03:06:47.000 I like muscle cars.
03:06:48.000 Something about the sound.
03:06:49.000 I never was a sound guy either, but I do like the sound of it.
03:06:53.000 Bro, I'll let you drive one of mine.
03:06:54.000 One of the real ones.
03:06:56.000 It's got a fully independent suspension.
03:06:59.000 Did you see this guy driving it on the Autobahn?
03:07:00.000 Yeah, the Tesla.
03:07:02.000 No way!
03:07:04.000 That's miles per hour.
03:07:04.000 No, that's kilometers.
03:07:06.000 I was like, Jesus.
03:07:07.000 But what's 260 kilometers?
03:07:10.000 I think he got it up to top speeds over 200 miles an hour.
03:07:13.000 Yeah, they're fast as fuck, man.
03:07:15.000 Holy fucking God.
03:07:15.000 It's just how fast it gets to 60 that's so bonkers.
03:07:19.000 Yeah, I fucking love stepping on that.
03:07:21.000 My little princess, too, when she's in the back and I step on it a little bit, she goes, ah!
03:07:26.000 She loves it.
03:07:26.000 She's faster.
03:07:27.000 I taught my 15-year-old how to drive in that.
03:07:29.000 Really?
03:07:29.000 Yeah.
03:07:31.000 That's funny.
03:07:31.000 With it on ludicrous mode?
03:07:33.000 It's always on ludicrous mode.
03:07:34.000 I never take it off.
03:07:35.000 But I taught her how to drive in that.
03:07:37.000 It's easy to control.
03:07:39.000 That's the difference between that and other high-power cars.
03:07:42.000 You can drive in that very slowly, easily.
03:07:45.000 It's not hard to do.
03:07:46.000 It's like the perfect car to drive around.
03:07:48.000 For a commuter car, it's the best car ever.
03:07:50.000 I take it more than anything.
03:07:52.000 I love that car.
03:07:53.000 I'm always taking that.
03:07:53.000 Or I take the Ram.
03:07:55.000 It's weird when you drive the Teslas too with the regenerative braking and then get in a different car.
03:07:59.000 It's like, what the fuck?
03:08:00.000 Yeah, right.
03:08:00.000 It is weird.
03:08:01.000 You're used to just driving with one pedal.
03:08:03.000 Yeah.
03:08:04.000 You know, letting it slow itself down.
03:08:05.000 Or if you're on cruise control in a different car and you forget that it doesn't slow down when you get behind someone, you fucking always hit them.
03:08:10.000 Boop boop!
03:08:10.000 When you hit that, doop doop!
03:08:12.000 And it like stays in the lanes and drives around.
03:08:14.000 Oh, that's so nice.
03:08:14.000 I need to use it fucking more because apparently...
03:08:19.000 So how many tickets have you gotten?
03:08:20.000 Just like two within the last couple months.
03:08:22.000 But this motherfucker got three within like...
03:08:24.000 Or no, that last one you didn't get a ticket because the cop knew you.
03:08:27.000 But this motherfucker was just in the same position I was in.
03:08:31.000 You gotta go to court and everything too.
03:08:33.000 Where do you drive to?
03:08:34.000 Just the Model 3. Tesla, yeah.
03:08:36.000 As fast as fuck too.
03:08:37.000 Fucking love it.
03:08:38.000 I love it.
03:08:39.000 That's a great car for the value.
03:08:42.000 Yeah.
03:08:42.000 Oh my God.
03:08:43.000 Hard to beat.
03:08:44.000 I was at a red light and I was in my GT3 RS, which sounds fucking insane, and this Model 3 just went...
03:08:51.000 Yeah.
03:08:52.000 ...took off ahead of me.
03:08:53.000 I was like, oh, I'm not even going to try.
03:08:55.000 Yeah.
03:08:55.000 You motherfucker.
03:08:57.000 Silently.
03:08:57.000 Yeah.
03:08:58.000 And, you know, this kind of an economy car.
03:09:01.000 Mm-hmm.
03:09:01.000 Yeah.
03:09:02.000 Yeah, for the price, those things are fucking...
03:09:05.000 Incredible.
03:09:06.000 Perfect cars.
03:09:07.000 Incredible.
03:09:07.000 Yeah, and if you have a charger at your house, it's the shit.
03:09:10.000 Yeah.
03:09:10.000 Yeah, you just plug it in at your house.
03:09:12.000 You never have to go to a gas station.
03:09:14.000 You know those sketchy moments where you're coming home and it's 1 o'clock in the morning and you're on E I want to get gas, but I don't want to fucking pull into some weird station and get carjacked.
03:09:25.000 Yeah, you see too many videos.
03:09:27.000 I mean, especially in a busy city, the Hove lane, when you can just click that self-drive and sit back.
03:09:32.000 That's nice.
03:09:32.000 Have a jack.
03:09:35.000 Yeah, you've seen people falling asleep in those things in traffic.
03:09:38.000 They're asleep in the car.
03:09:39.000 Yeah, that's fucking terrifying.
03:09:41.000 I couldn't do that.
03:09:42.000 But those motherfuckers probably worked for 10 hours.
03:09:44.000 Yeah, there's a lot of probably Silicon Valley people that are just on their last edge.
03:09:49.000 Last fucking...
03:09:50.000 Yeah, ran out of Adderalls.
03:09:51.000 Yeah.
03:09:53.000 Yeah.
03:09:53.000 We still haven't been to a Buc-ee's.
03:09:55.000 We keep hearing about a Buc-ee's.
03:09:56.000 Oh, I talked about it last night.
03:09:57.000 You gotta go.
03:09:58.000 We went to H-E-B thinking it's Buc-ee's.
03:10:01.000 No.
03:10:01.000 H-E-B's gonna be sweet.
03:10:02.000 Yeah, I didn't think it was gonna be a Buc-ee's.
03:10:04.000 I knew the difference.
03:10:04.000 But you keep hearing about H-E-B. Well, I kept hearing on Kill Tony, they talk about it, talk about it.
03:10:08.000 I'm like, I gotta go.
03:10:09.000 We go.
03:10:09.000 And I'm like, what the fuck?
03:10:11.000 We thought it was like a Whole Foods.
03:10:12.000 We thought it was like a Whole Foods.
03:10:13.000 We thought it was gonna be like a nice organic Whole Foods or some shit.
03:10:16.000 No.
03:10:16.000 You gotta go to Whole Foods.
03:10:18.000 There's a place called Central Market that's actually better than Whole Foods.
03:10:21.000 Really?
03:10:21.000 Central Market's great.
03:10:22.000 It's like an advanced Whole Foods.
03:10:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:10:24.000 But it's also like an advanced Whole Foods.
03:10:26.000 It's like Whole Foods, but even better.
03:10:27.000 It's great.
03:10:28.000 That place is great.
03:10:28.000 Out here.
03:10:29.000 But HB's is a good, nice supermarket.
03:10:33.000 I think we went to a dirtier one.
03:10:34.000 Buc-ee's is an experience, man.
03:10:35.000 You can buy tents at Buc-ee's.
03:10:37.000 Fishing equipment.
03:10:39.000 Buc-ee's is nuts.
03:10:40.000 It's so big.
03:10:42.000 You're talking about hundreds of pumps.
03:10:44.000 You sit there and you're like, what is going on?
03:10:47.000 It's like a parking lot filled with pumps.
03:10:49.000 That's badass.
03:10:50.000 Yeah, it makes sense.
03:10:51.000 You're bit when you said what.
03:10:52.000 It's just Texas.
03:10:53.000 Makes sense.
03:10:55.000 You usually do Instacart or you go shopping?
03:10:57.000 Where's your wife?
03:10:58.000 What do you mean?
03:10:59.000 Like when you get groceries and stuff?
03:11:01.000 What's Instacart?
03:11:01.000 Instacart's like a new app.
03:11:03.000 You can just go to whatever store, click it in your thing, and they'll deliver it right to your door.
03:11:06.000 Nah, go shopping.
03:11:08.000 Push a fucking cart around and say hi to people.
03:11:11.000 Is it constantly pictures?
03:11:14.000 Or do people kind of leave you a little bit alone?
03:11:16.000 Mostly they leave me alone.
03:11:16.000 People out here are cool, man.
03:11:18.000 They're friendly.
03:11:19.000 It doesn't feel douchey.
03:11:24.000 They're just folks.
03:11:25.000 Yeah.
03:11:25.000 Shopping.
03:11:26.000 Fans, too.
03:11:26.000 Listen to the pod.
03:11:27.000 Most people are just nice.
03:11:29.000 They come over, hey, I like your show.
03:11:31.000 Thank you.
03:11:32.000 It's nice.
03:11:33.000 No big deal.
03:11:34.000 Yeah, it is nice.
03:11:34.000 That's how I feel like it is out kind of in Arizona where we're at, out there.
03:11:37.000 But one thing does happen to people, and it's going to happen to you, too, is as you get more and more famous, sometimes people get anxiety about social circumstances just because you don't want to get bothered.
03:11:46.000 Yeah, I've felt that before.
03:11:48.000 Yeah.
03:11:50.000 I want to go take a pee.
03:11:51.000 I'm at a restaurant.
03:11:51.000 I don't really want to walk past people and go in the bathroom.
03:11:55.000 Especially you, because you're so identifiable.
03:11:59.000 And then I try to go incognito and I have a Suga hat with a Suga shirt and Suga shorts.
03:12:05.000 I'm like, that didn't work.
03:12:06.000 My hair is fucking pink.
03:12:08.000 All your cars are flashy colors.
03:12:10.000 I know.
03:12:11.000 Come on, man.
03:12:12.000 You're a star.
03:12:13.000 That's how you got to do it.
03:12:14.000 Hey, how did you pick that song that you came out to?
03:12:16.000 Because it was the perfect song.
03:12:17.000 I picked it.
03:12:18.000 It's funny.
03:12:19.000 I've listened to that song for a long time.
03:12:22.000 But I played it in Abu Dhabi.
03:12:24.000 I knew it wouldn't be a banger in Abu Dhabi because it's just different cultural.
03:12:27.000 The pay-per-view, I knew it wasn't going to be too good.
03:12:30.000 But for me, I was like, this is my moment.
03:12:31.000 I'm going to walk out to it.
03:12:32.000 I actually walked out to it, too, when I fought Jose Quinones.
03:12:36.000 So after I broke my foot, when I came back, I walked out to it in Vegas at T-Mobile.
03:12:41.000 Then I went away from it for a little bit, but I knew that was going to fucking just...
03:12:45.000 You got a song in mind for the rematch with Cheeto?
03:12:49.000 I do have a different song in mind, but I also might stick with Superstar.
03:12:53.000 It's a good one, man.
03:12:55.000 Yeah.
03:12:55.000 It's a good one.
03:12:55.000 And there's a thing that happens with certain fighters where when they play a song, people get used to it.
03:13:02.000 Yeah, Jose Aldo.
03:13:02.000 When Uriah Faber used to come out to...
03:13:04.000 Oh, yeah, Jose Aldo.
03:13:06.000 Chris Weidman.
03:13:07.000 Chris Weidman.
03:13:08.000 Chael, even.
03:13:08.000 Yep.
03:13:09.000 Chael.
03:13:10.000 Yeah, there's a thing with fighters, with a song, with Anderson Silva.
03:13:14.000 Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
03:13:17.000 Oh, he walked out of that?
03:13:18.000 He did?
03:13:19.000 I didn't know that.
03:13:20.000 That's cool.
03:13:21.000 When Jon Jones comes out, the champ is here.
03:13:25.000 That's a good one.
03:13:26.000 Matt Hughes' song.
03:13:27.000 Yeah, Country Boy Can't Survive.
03:13:29.000 That was the greatest one.
03:13:31.000 That was the greatest one.
03:13:32.000 Because at the time, you know, when Matt was the fucking man, and he would come out to that song?
03:13:36.000 Yeah, it was pimp.
03:13:38.000 It's such a great opening line, too.
03:13:40.000 The preacher man says it's the end of time.
03:13:43.000 Yeah, the walkouts, being there, and being at a UFC fight, there's just something about those walkouts.
03:13:49.000 That moment, everyone's just looking right at that tunnel waiting.
03:13:53.000 It's so weird because it's the most calm I ever am in my life is in that moment before we walk.
03:14:01.000 Really?
03:14:01.000 Even in the back.
03:14:04.000 I'm just calm.
03:14:05.000 And you know what's really cool is the documentary crew was following me around this last fight.
03:14:09.000 UFC's putting out a really, really cool documentary next year.
03:14:13.000 And they were following me around, but they had all the access in the back.
03:14:17.000 But yeah, I just fucking feel so calm.
03:14:20.000 You think that's from the meditation?
03:14:23.000 I think it's definitely, I've learned how to get into that state of mind, but I also know that that's just where I perform the best at.
03:14:30.000 I'm very calm.
03:14:32.000 Do you ever feel yourself getting hyped up or ramped up and then you just go, slow down.
03:14:39.000 No.
03:14:39.000 It's all calm.
03:14:41.000 Just calm.
03:14:41.000 The whole fight week, I feel very calm.
03:14:43.000 Fight day, I feel very calm.
03:14:45.000 And then just warming up in the back, I feel very calm.
03:14:48.000 And sometimes I'm like...
03:14:50.000 Yeah, I just...
03:14:51.000 Fuck, I don't know.
03:14:52.000 It's weird.
03:14:53.000 You go into...
03:14:53.000 I have a conversation with myself to where I... Kind of, with my breath, I'm going to say, Alright, I'm just going to let my higher self take over.
03:15:00.000 All the work was put in.
03:15:01.000 I'm going to...
03:15:02.000 I'm going to just surrender to this moment and let the higher self take over.
03:15:06.000 Beautiful.
03:15:06.000 And I feel like I've kind of...
03:15:08.000 I don't want to say mastered that because...
03:15:10.000 I feel like there's always work to do, but I feel like I've been able to do it pretty much every single UFC fight.
03:15:16.000 I've been able to go in there and just flow.
03:15:18.000 Whatever happens, happens.
03:15:19.000 I completely accept that even if I go out there and lose, that my life is still good.
03:15:24.000 I still have my princess, still have my family, still got my friends.
03:15:27.000 Life's okay.
03:15:28.000 And I feel like I accept that 100%.
03:15:31.000 I also haven't had to deal with a loss.
03:15:36.000 We'll see if it ever happens.
03:15:39.000 That's why it's always impressive with people like Bisping after Hendo knocked him out to come back and become the champion.
03:15:44.000 Oh yeah, and to do it with one eye!
03:15:48.000 That's insane.
03:15:49.000 The guy fought 10 fights, including winning the world title with one eye.
03:15:53.000 That was one of my favorite moments in the UFC. I didn't watch the UFC very too far back, but one of the coolest moments was when Bisping knocked out Rockhold.
03:16:01.000 It was incredible.
03:16:02.000 It was fucking insane.
03:16:03.000 It just shows you this sport, you can't take anything for granted.
03:16:06.000 You can't take anybody for granted.
03:16:09.000 You can't be overconfident.
03:16:11.000 Nope.
03:16:11.000 You can't sleep on people.
03:16:14.000 Anything can happen.
03:16:15.000 Luke was the definition of overconfident going into that fight, I feel like.
03:16:19.000 His fucking demeanor is just like...
03:16:22.000 Everything.
03:16:25.000 Justifiably so.
03:16:26.000 Just smoked Chris Weidman, looked like the fucking man.
03:16:29.000 Everybody's like, Jesus Christ, this guy's a stone-cold killer.
03:16:33.000 Smoked Bisping after a full fight camp.
03:16:35.000 Now he's fighting him on two weeks.
03:16:36.000 Yeah.
03:16:37.000 Remember he hit him with that question mark kick?
03:16:39.000 Ooh!
03:16:40.000 And then guillotined him.
03:16:41.000 Ooh, yeah.
03:16:43.000 That was bad.
03:16:43.000 Who cock holds a fucking savage, man?
03:16:45.000 Yeah.
03:16:45.000 He was a fucking savage.
03:16:47.000 And then Mike Perry off-pieced him like that under bare knuckle.
03:16:49.000 That was crazy.
03:16:50.000 I was excited for that.
03:16:51.000 That was exciting.
03:16:52.000 Mike Perry's just uniquely qualified to fight in that shit.
03:16:56.000 He's built for that.
03:16:57.000 He's designed for it.
03:16:58.000 Any kind of fighting, that motherfuckers.
03:17:00.000 I mean, even his grappling was underrated.
03:17:02.000 He could fucking grapple.
03:17:03.000 He's strong as shit, and he's so game.
03:17:06.000 And, like, mindset is such an important quality, and his mindset is a Rottweiler.
03:17:11.000 Yeah.
03:17:12.000 He's just a savage.
03:17:13.000 Just let's go.
03:17:15.000 I remember Bare Knuckle kind of got blew up a little bit for a second, but I haven't heard anything.
03:17:19.000 Have they not had another big event yet?
03:17:21.000 They're gonna have, look, Jorge Masvidal is doing very noble MMA. I like that a lot.
03:17:28.000 Have you ever thought about doing that?
03:17:29.000 I would never.
03:17:30.000 Never?
03:17:31.000 No.
03:17:31.000 I like fucking that little bit of padding I got for that baby.
03:17:35.000 I feel like I got pretty strong hands though, like pretty big hands, strong hands, but I'd rather not.
03:17:40.000 They'll break.
03:17:41.000 Yeah, I'd rather not.
03:17:42.000 I mean, I think what they're doing with the wrap, too, is odd.
03:17:45.000 Like, you wrap the hand up and the wrist up, but you leave the knuckles.
03:17:48.000 One of the vulnerabilities of the hand is not just the fact that the hands are brittle, but the fact that when you punch something...
03:17:54.000 Like, your hand is not really designed to—you have to really be good at hitting just like that.
03:18:02.000 Accurate, too.
03:18:02.000 In the right way.
03:18:03.000 And if this happens, like, I fucked my wrist up once when I was young when I didn't tape it right, and I hit someone with a body shot, and I caught their elbow and twisted my wrist back.
03:18:12.000 My wrist was fucked up for, like, a year after that.
03:18:15.000 You blew your bicep out throwing a body shot like that.
03:18:18.000 Boom.
03:18:18.000 I watched it.
03:18:19.000 Oh, separated?
03:18:20.000 I was filming.
03:18:20.000 He was sparring.
03:18:21.000 He had a fight coming up.
03:18:22.000 I was filming his rounds and he threw a body shot at this guy and I fucking watched his bicep go up through his arm.
03:18:28.000 It was so gross.
03:18:28.000 Sounds like a t-shirt.
03:18:29.000 Gross.
03:18:30.000 Did you get it reattached?
03:18:31.000 Yeah.
03:18:31.000 Both of them.
03:18:32.000 Yeah, both.
03:18:33.000 Oh, both of them went out?
03:18:34.000 Both of them.
03:18:34.000 And his brothers.
03:18:36.000 It's like a crazy G. That is weird, yeah.
03:18:38.000 It is weird.
03:18:39.000 Yeah.
03:18:39.000 Matt Serra did that and never got it fixed.
03:18:41.000 So when he makes one bicep, it's like in the middle of it, it like pops up.
03:18:46.000 It's like he's missing the front part of the bicep, like up to here.
03:18:48.000 That dude's a character.
03:18:50.000 Oh, he's so funny.
03:18:51.000 That fucker is funny.
03:18:52.000 He's so funny.
03:18:53.000 I like watching him on certain things.
03:18:54.000 He's a fucking wild man.
03:18:55.000 He's great on podcasts.
03:18:56.000 Yeah.
03:18:57.000 We did this podcast with my friend John Rollo, Dean Thomas, and him.
03:19:01.000 It was amazing.
03:19:02.000 He's so funny, man.
03:19:04.000 His stories and just his energy.
03:19:06.000 His character.
03:19:06.000 Yeah, he's a funny motherfucker.
03:19:07.000 He's the classic New York funny Italian guy.
03:19:10.000 Yup.
03:19:10.000 Yup.
03:19:11.000 You know?
03:19:11.000 Hell yeah.
03:19:12.000 And an amazing jujitsu guy.
03:19:14.000 God damn, was he good when he was young.
03:19:16.000 Really?
03:19:18.000 Matt Serra was the fucking man.
03:19:19.000 I mean, he's a world championship caliber.
03:19:22.000 Like, as elite as anybody.
03:19:23.000 Did he do gi too, or just no gi?
03:19:24.000 Gi and no gi.
03:19:25.000 He did everything, yeah.
03:19:26.000 He's a fucking assassin.
03:19:28.000 Like a super high-level black belt.
03:19:30.000 Well, it's good.
03:19:31.000 I mean, that's where Aljo, those guys train out of, right?
03:19:33.000 Fucking under him.
03:19:34.000 Yeah, all that whole Enzo Gracie lineage is one of the greatest lineages in jiu-jitsu.
03:19:39.000 I mean, think about who came from there.
03:19:40.000 The John Donaher, Gordon Ryan, all those guys.
03:19:42.000 They all came out of that one camp.
03:19:45.000 Gary Tonin, you know, even Craig Jones.
03:19:48.000 Craig Jones came over.
03:19:48.000 It's like so many elite guys came out of that one camp.
03:19:51.000 I wonder what Krohn's going to do.
03:19:53.000 I wonder if he's like, fucking, I'm done.
03:19:54.000 It's done.
03:19:55.000 That last fight was a bummer.
03:19:56.000 That was great.
03:19:57.000 We were there live, and it was just, yeah.
03:19:58.000 Charles Jordan, though, I mean, he had a good game plan, good fucking execution.
03:20:03.000 I wonder if that Krohn's just so, like, stuck in his ways a little bit.
03:20:06.000 Because we were going to visit Montana, I hit him up to maybe get some training in with him for Sugar and I. Didn't hit us back.
03:20:12.000 They say he just stays in the mountains, just trains when he feels like it.
03:20:17.000 And it looked like that.
03:20:18.000 Gotta be crazy, though.
03:20:19.000 Those guys are your family, though.
03:20:20.000 It's like how much pressure's on you to be great.
03:20:23.000 But it's also, in this world of today, just jiu-jitsu is not enough.
03:20:28.000 It might be enough, like, if you catch Alex Caceres like he did, you know, and you get his back, and, I mean, if Krohn gets on you...
03:20:34.000 Yeah, you're fucked.
03:20:35.000 You're fucked.
03:20:36.000 I mean, it's jiu-jitsu at the highest level.
03:20:38.000 But he's gotta get on top.
03:20:39.000 Yeah.
03:20:40.000 Because he was on his bottom, on bottom against Charles, and he just, Charles did a good job keeping Skrip's head Yeah, hip squared.
03:20:46.000 Charles is a real black belt as well.
03:20:48.000 That's the thing.
03:20:49.000 Charles is very high level on the ground, and he's so skillful.
03:20:52.000 He just subbed Ricardo Lamos, didn't he?
03:20:54.000 I didn't see that.
03:20:54.000 I heard that, though.
03:20:56.000 That's fucking impressive.
03:20:57.000 Yeah, he's legit.
03:20:58.000 He's super.
03:20:59.000 Charles Rodin is super legit, super technical, very well-rounded, can do everything.
03:21:03.000 That's exciting for 45 division.
03:21:05.000 In this day and age, too, it's gonna be hard to just be dangerous off your back and the guard.
03:21:10.000 Everyone's just so fucking good at jiu-jitsu now.
03:21:12.000 There's so many world champions you can find and feel them.
03:21:15.000 So to have a good guard, I mean...
03:21:18.000 The scariest guy off his back today in the UFC is Paul Craig.
03:21:22.000 Paul Craig catches people with triangles with like one second to go.
03:21:26.000 Magomedov, he caught him with like one second to go and he's losing.
03:21:29.000 Charles Oliveira, too, gets that overhook and says fucking butchering.
03:21:32.000 Oh, Oliveira's nasty everywhere.
03:21:34.000 I'm excited for that.
03:21:35.000 That's very interesting, right?
03:21:36.000 October, Abu Dhabi, Charles Islam, too, Paulo versus Hamza.
03:21:40.000 Yeah.
03:21:40.000 Oh, to be sick.
03:21:42.000 I mean, if it was here, I'd go, but fucking Abu Dhabi, that's a flight.
03:21:46.000 That's a long-ass flight.
03:21:48.000 But I would love to see Charles fucking win.
03:21:50.000 That would make for a huge trilogy.
03:21:53.000 It would be.
03:21:53.000 Maybe call Habib out.
03:21:55.000 No, there's no shot.
03:21:56.000 But it's also like you kind of see vulnerability in Islam after that fight with Volkanovski.
03:22:01.000 First of all, you see how good Volkanovski really is.
03:22:04.000 Pound for pound.
03:22:04.000 Fucking animal.
03:22:06.000 He's number one pounder.
03:22:07.000 You have to say, they have him not listed as pound for pound because he lost that fight.
03:22:11.000 I think you make a real argument that he won that fight.
03:22:13.000 On top and the end of the fifth pounding on him.
03:22:16.000 It's hard not I mean, I think he won the fight in my mind He won the fighting he did more damage.
03:22:21.000 I think they'll pose the skill set It's also insanely impressive that he goes up from 45 to fight a massive 55 the guys as big at 55 as anybody is and You know at the end of the fight.
03:22:31.000 He's on top beating him up.
03:22:32.000 He drops him gets on top of him I mean and had massive moments throughout the fight and But it sort of at least gives an air of vulnerability to Islam, where before that, most people were like, this guy's unstoppable.
03:22:45.000 Oh, fuck.
03:22:45.000 Charles got to see some confidence from that.
03:22:47.000 I'd get some.
03:22:48.000 But then again, Islam just smushed him when he got on top of him.
03:22:51.000 I mean, he didn't even just...
03:22:52.000 Most people walk into Charles' full guard.
03:22:55.000 He forced the half guard right away.
03:22:56.000 Pinched his knees, forced the half guard.
03:22:58.000 Like, what a good-ass idea.
03:22:59.000 But he also rocked him, dropped him, boom.
03:23:01.000 Maybe Charles wasn't...
03:23:02.000 That, too.
03:23:02.000 Yeah, that, too.
03:23:03.000 Yeah, there's a lot of factors.
03:23:05.000 But looking at Charles versus Benil Daru, she's like, he's back.
03:23:09.000 That was sick.
03:23:10.000 And he's such an interesting case, right?
03:23:12.000 Because at one point in time, like the Cub Swanson fight, a couple of his other fights, people are like, well, Charles just doesn't have it.
03:23:18.000 Like, whatever it is, he just falls apart.
03:23:21.000 And then he has a kid.
03:23:22.000 He has a daughter.
03:23:23.000 Is that what it was?
03:23:23.000 Yeah, man.
03:23:24.000 I can see that.
03:23:26.000 Well, he went up to 55, too, right?
03:23:28.000 That, too.
03:23:29.000 Yeah, that, too.
03:23:30.000 The 45 was real bad on him.
03:23:32.000 It was real bad on him.
03:23:33.000 It was just rough.
03:23:33.000 But he did 55 before.
03:23:35.000 I think he did 55 in the initial fights in the UFC. But against Efrain Escudero, I think that was 55. But he was just too dehydrated and fucked up to fight at 45. And for whatever reason, just didn't have it together mentally.
03:23:51.000 And then, boom, all of a sudden, he's the fucking man.
03:23:55.000 Yeah, it's almost just so cool seeing those guys with a lot of losses become the fucking man.
03:24:00.000 Jorge when he did?
03:24:01.000 Yeah.
03:24:01.000 That was fucking sweet.
03:24:02.000 He came on the scene with those knockouts.
03:24:04.000 It is kind of crazy when you see a guy who's gone to a point where you're kind of starting to write him off.
03:24:10.000 And then all of a sudden, there was a moment where people were like, Olivera might be the best pound for pound fighter on earth.
03:24:16.000 After Gaethje?
03:24:17.000 Yeah.
03:24:17.000 I mean, that was incredible to do that to Gaethje.
03:24:21.000 Gaethje vs.
03:24:21.000 Islam is very interesting too, though.
03:24:23.000 Yeah, it is.
03:24:24.000 Gaethje's a monster on the feet.
03:24:25.000 Coming off that KO win, that was fucking wild.
03:24:28.000 He's a monster on the feet.
03:24:30.000 And he's a serious wrestler.
03:24:32.000 There's a lot going on with that.
03:24:34.000 When he beat Fazeev, I was like, holy shit.
03:24:36.000 He beat him at Fazeev's game.
03:24:38.000 That was impressive as fuck.
03:24:41.000 I wouldn't be surprised if Gaethje fucked up Islam, or knocked him out.
03:24:44.000 I wouldn't be that surprised.
03:24:45.000 You know what?
03:24:46.000 Islam's got very underrated striking.
03:24:48.000 That motherfucker is skilled on the feet.
03:24:50.000 He's very technical.
03:24:51.000 He's skilled everywhere.
03:24:52.000 Yeah, he's underrated on the feet for sure.
03:24:54.000 Oh my god, his top pressure is next level.
03:24:57.000 His top pressure just smushes people.
03:25:00.000 Everyone says he's just freakishly strong.
03:25:02.000 Well, he's so big.
03:25:04.000 I mean, what does he weigh before he cuts to 55?
03:25:08.000 He's got to be in the 190s.
03:25:10.000 Goddamn, you think?
03:25:11.000 Yeah.
03:25:11.000 I've never seen him in person.
03:25:12.000 He's big, dude.
03:25:13.000 Big fucker.
03:25:14.000 He's got a big back.
03:25:14.000 He's thick.
03:25:15.000 Colby called him out, right?
03:25:17.000 Yeah.
03:25:18.000 That's a sick fight.
03:25:19.000 Fuck, yeah.
03:25:19.000 Colby versus Leon will be sweet, too.
03:25:21.000 Colby could make 55. He could, for sure.
03:25:24.000 Yeah, he's not a big 70 at all.
03:25:26.000 Damn, that would be wild.
03:25:28.000 That would be crazy if he wins the belt at 170 and he's the first guy to go...
03:25:31.000 Well, I guess Henry tried to go to TJ, but go down to 55 and fight.
03:25:35.000 Because Islam probably is bigger than Colby.
03:25:38.000 Probably.
03:25:39.000 Or around the same size.
03:25:39.000 That would be crazy.
03:25:41.000 It would be crazy.
03:25:41.000 Has he ever fought at 55 in the UFC? No.
03:25:43.000 No, he hasn't.
03:25:44.000 So that would be interesting to see how a cut goes.
03:25:46.000 But, you know, you gotta get past Leon.
03:25:48.000 That's no fucking pick.
03:25:49.000 That guy's so good.
03:25:50.000 And after he beat Usman in the second fight, you realize his takedown defense is more impressive, and his striking is as good as anybody in the sport.
03:25:59.000 That fucking head kick was so nasty.
03:26:02.000 Pound for pound, head shot, dead.
03:26:03.000 That was so cold.
03:26:04.000 That was so cold.
03:26:06.000 Southpaw and southpaw, too.
03:26:07.000 And Colby seemed to do good against southpaws.
03:26:09.000 He takes them down fucking pretty easy.
03:26:11.000 Yeah, punch, takedown, punch.
03:26:13.000 Yeah, the thing about Leon is you can't zig when you should have zagged.
03:26:16.000 Yeah.
03:26:17.000 You know, he'll find your chin.
03:26:18.000 Yeah, he's accurate.
03:26:19.000 He's a good striker.
03:26:20.000 He's got that championship level confidence now.
03:26:23.000 Wins the title by the most spectacular headshot, like one of the most spectacular head kicks in the sport.
03:26:28.000 To win a title in a fight you're losing against Kamaru Usman, who is the nightmare, right?
03:26:34.000 And he's winning, and you just crack.
03:26:36.000 In the fifth round in Utah, Elevation, fifth round.
03:26:42.000 So crazy.
03:26:44.000 John Anik fucking...
03:26:45.000 And that he called it.
03:26:46.000 John Anik was the greatest call in sports history.
03:26:49.000 Yeah, that was wild.
03:26:49.000 That is not the cloth from which he is cut.
03:26:52.000 Dude, whack!
03:26:53.000 Like, what?
03:26:55.000 Yeah, and then Kamaru.
03:26:56.000 You know what?
03:26:57.000 One thing I think Kamaru fucked up was talking about how bad his knees are.
03:27:01.000 I remember he said that on the pod, because I never knew, but then he brought it up when he was doing the pod with you, saying he has to walk backwards downstairs, he has to walk in the grass sometimes, just talking about...
03:27:10.000 I think if you're a fighter and you got some real injuries, keep that shit under wrap, because if you're fighting someone and I know they're fucked up somewhere or something, it gives you a little edge, maybe.
03:27:21.000 Maybe not, but I feel like he fucked up.
03:27:22.000 It definitely gives you a target.
03:27:24.000 Yeah, you definitely know something's going on.
03:27:26.000 If you see him wince when something moves, like, oh, this guy's knees are fucked.
03:27:30.000 Yeah, and he definitely could kick the back of his legs and try to jar all that shit.
03:27:35.000 It's already inflamed and sore.
03:27:38.000 Yeah, but who knows?
03:27:39.000 That motherfucker ran the shit for a while.
03:27:43.000 He ran the shit for a while.
03:27:43.000 Did you see Tyrone Woodley say he'll come back only if he can fuck up Izzy?
03:27:47.000 Come on.
03:27:48.000 I like Tyrone Woodley, but I mean, Izzy's just a fucking sniper.
03:27:52.000 Don't you think that that is probably like when guys are kind of over and they're trying to find something to get a little bit?
03:27:59.000 Yeah.
03:28:00.000 And then, yeah, maybe they weren't allowed some extra TRT, some sauce, and then they get on it, and then they're like, I'm fucking back, baby.
03:28:07.000 Yeah, probably, honestly.
03:28:08.000 Yeah, who knows?
03:28:10.000 I mean, he was always naturally, genetically gifted.
03:28:12.000 I mean, as a natural athlete, he looked fucking insane.
03:28:16.000 Yeah.
03:28:16.000 You know?
03:28:17.000 Remember when we knocked out Robbie Lawler?
03:28:19.000 My God.
03:28:20.000 That was crazy.
03:28:21.000 Yeah, explosive.
03:28:23.000 The Jay Heron fight might have been one of his most impressive.
03:28:26.000 That was like one of his first big KOs in the UFC. You ever see that fight?
03:28:31.000 Pull up Tyron Woodley, Jay Heron.
03:28:33.000 He hit him with this leaping forward blitz punch and cracked him and then put him away.
03:28:42.000 He was a monster, man.
03:28:44.000 Tyrone Woodley has some serious power.
03:28:46.000 It's crazy how you can just see someone dominate, and then it's the next guy.
03:28:49.000 Now it's Kamaru dominating.
03:28:50.000 Now it's Leon Champ.
03:28:51.000 Am I thinking of Josh Koscheck?
03:28:53.000 Oh, maybe.
03:28:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:28:55.000 Then he hit him while he was going down.
03:28:57.000 Maybe he knocked out Jay Huron, too.
03:28:59.000 He did.
03:29:00.000 Yeah, let's see the Jay Huron fight first.
03:29:03.000 Yeah, Tyron was a monster.
03:29:06.000 Fuck yeah.
03:29:06.000 It's just even more impressive what Izzy was doing for as long as he was doing it.
03:29:09.000 And Alexander Volkanovski.
03:29:11.000 Fight, defend, fight, defend, fight, defend, fight, defend.
03:29:13.000 Oh, I haven't seen this.
03:29:14.000 So look how jacked he is.
03:29:16.000 And this is like a complete boom.
03:29:17.000 Oh, shit.
03:29:18.000 I mean, look at the speed.
03:29:19.000 Brant.
03:29:19.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
03:29:23.000 And this is Tyron at his most vicious.
03:29:27.000 His most vicious in the beginning of his career.
03:29:30.000 Fucking NFL running back.
03:29:31.000 No, he was phenomenal.
03:29:32.000 He was phenomenal in his prime.
03:29:34.000 Yeah.
03:29:35.000 That's crazy.
03:29:36.000 Listen, boys, we just did like four hours.
03:29:40.000 No way.
03:29:40.000 Yeah, it's close to it.
03:29:41.000 It's five o'clock already.
03:29:42.000 Jesus.
03:29:42.000 Crazy.
03:29:43.000 Hell yeah.
03:29:43.000 That went fast.
03:29:44.000 I know!
03:29:45.000 That was crazy.
03:29:45.000 That's that smell insult.
03:29:46.000 Listen, man, congratulations on everything.
03:29:48.000 It's been amazing to have you guys on five years ago.
03:29:52.000 I know.
03:29:54.000 To coming back on as the champ with one of the most amazing championship-winning performances in the history of the sport.
03:30:01.000 It's fucking awesome, man.
03:30:02.000 I'm so happy for you.
03:30:03.000 Yeah, thanks for having us on.
03:30:04.000 Thanks for doing what you do because I fucking enjoy the podcast as just a fan.
03:30:08.000 It's fucking amazing.
03:30:09.000 So yeah, thank you for having us back on.
03:30:10.000 My pleasure.
03:30:11.000 Thanks a ton, bro.
03:30:12.000 Thank you.
03:30:13.000 All right.