The Joe Rogan Experience - April 13, 2010


JRE MMA Show #16 with Brendan Schaub

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Joe Rogan Experience #15 - Brian Redban JRE MMA Show #17 with Yoel Romero & Joey Diaz

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Joey Diaz is in hot water with the UFC and Vinnie Magalese for a comment he made about Mackenzie Dern's butthole. The guys discuss the controversy and whether or not he should have been allowed to say what he did. They also talk about the fact that Joey is now a full-on texter, and why it's a good thing that he doesn't text as much as he does. They also get into a heated debate about if women should be offended by Joey's comments about their buttholes and if they should be mad at him for saying they smell like something other than what they're used to. And, of course, they answer your questions and give their thoughts on the whole thing. Enjoy the episode and don't forget to leave us a rating and a review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening and share the podcast with your friends and family! Timestamps: 0:00 - What do you think of the UFC? 4:30 - What would you do if you were a woman? 5:15 - What does your butt smell like? 6:10 - Does she smell like that? 7:40 - Is she attractive? 8:20 - How does she smell good? 9:00 10:10 Does she have a nice ass? 11:15 12:20 15:30 16:40 17:00 Is she a good person? 15, what do you smell like it? 16, is she smell that way? 17, do you like her butt? 18, what is she smells like that smell that much? 19, what would you think she smells better? 21, what's she smell better than that smell? 22, can she smell her butt ? 19:00 Do you have a butt hole? 20, what are you smell that smell like you smell it better than she smells that way?? 21:30 Is she smell it like that's a little bit more than you do you want me to fuck her? 26, does she like her ass ? 27, is that a little more? 24, does that smell good, or not? ? 25, is her butt smell that's better than you smell her ass better than mine? 25 do you have an ass that smells like a girl?

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00:00:00.000 They get me all the time.
00:00:01.000 I'm more famous than them.
00:00:03.000 Aye, aye!
00:00:07.000 I wish we could tell you what we were talking about, but we can't.
00:00:13.000 Yeah, we were talking about Joey getting in trouble, though.
00:00:15.000 He just texted me about it.
00:00:17.000 How's Joey Diaz getting in trouble with, what, the MMA community?
00:00:21.000 MMA outlets?
00:00:22.000 They have nothing to do?
00:00:23.000 Well, here's the thing, though.
00:00:26.000 I see where they're coming from.
00:00:28.000 They're journalists. 0.99
00:00:30.000 If someone says something that fucking outrageous about what Mackenzie Dern's derriere must... 1.00
00:00:37.000 He said, I think your ass smells great right now or something like that. 1.00
00:00:40.000 Yes, something along those lines. 0.99
00:00:40.000 You're talking about the comic Uncle Joey said this? 0.99
00:00:43.000 Yes, the comic Uncle Joey.
00:00:44.000 But I get it.
00:00:46.000 I get where they would...
00:00:48.000 And then Vinnie Magalese backed him up.
00:00:49.000 I get it.
00:00:50.000 Backed up Joey.
00:00:51.000 Yeah, he backed up Joey.
00:00:52.000 He said something like, and tasty too.
00:00:55.000 Yikes.
00:00:55.000 Yeah.
00:00:56.000 Yikes.
00:00:56.000 I get it.
00:00:57.000 I don't get it.
00:00:58.000 That's Joey Diaz, the great comic who's commenting on a hot girl in the UFC. He is not a writer.
00:01:05.000 He's not a journalist.
00:01:06.000 These writers have nothing to do.
00:01:07.000 So they're like, how can we get hits?
00:01:09.000 Let's talk about Joey Diaz.
00:01:10.000 Right. 0.99
00:01:11.000 Because no one's reading any of our shit. 0.99
00:01:12.000 I agree with you somewhat, but he definitely did do it. 0.99
00:01:17.000 Here's my thing.
00:01:19.000 They can say whatever they want about what he said, but if he was your friend and he texted you that, you would do what I did.
00:01:27.000 Look, because I'll show you. 0.98
00:01:29.000 He fucking texted me that before he tweeted it. 0.99
00:01:34.000 Of course! 0.98
00:01:35.000 I love that Joey texts now.
00:01:37.000 Joey never would text message.
00:01:38.000 Oh, I hope he doesn't keep texting.
00:01:40.000 Joey Diaz is a full-on texter now.
00:01:42.000 Is he?
00:01:42.000 He still calls, though.
00:01:44.000 He called me last week.
00:01:45.000 Most of the time he calls, but he texted me.
00:01:51.000 Yeah.
00:01:52.000 It's Joey Diaz, man.
00:01:59.000 Sorry, folks.
00:01:59.000 Wish I could let you in.
00:02:01.000 You can go Google what he said.
00:02:02.000 I'm trying to be respectful.
00:02:05.000 It's Joey Diaz!
00:02:07.000 He can say whatever he wants.
00:02:09.000 He doesn't work for the UFC. He's not...
00:02:11.000 You're right.
00:02:12.000 I'm glad he does think like that.
00:02:15.000 I'm glad he does send me texts like that.
00:02:17.000 But if I was a news website and I was going to report...
00:02:20.000 First of all...
00:02:21.000 You want clicks?
00:02:22.000 Yeah.
00:02:23.000 You want clicks?
00:02:23.000 For sure.
00:02:24.000 That's what they want.
00:02:24.000 But also, anybody who reads that...
00:02:28.000 You're either going to be like me, or you're going to start laughing, or you're going to get really upset.
00:02:34.000 Really upset?
00:02:35.000 And then you're not a Joey Diaz fan anyway.
00:02:37.000 If you read that, 95% of that is dudes reading it and are like, that's hilarious.
00:02:43.000 Yeah, 95%.
00:02:44.000 The 5% are like, what the hell? 1.00
00:02:46.000 What are we doing?
00:02:47.000 How could you report this?
00:02:50.000 Yeah, I think that's a good number.
00:02:51.000 95. 95% of the dudes are like, that's hilarious.
00:02:54.000 I was wondering the same thing.
00:02:55.000 Some women will get upset though. 1.00
00:02:57.000 And rightly so. 1.00
00:02:58.000 If I had, just imagine if you were a dude and there was some big ol' giant Alexander Carellin looking dude who wanted to fuck you. 1.00
00:03:09.000 And he was always making jokes about what your butthole must smell like. 1.00
00:03:14.000 Just stop. 0.99
00:03:15.000 Just stop and think of what that would feel like.
00:03:17.000 That wouldn't be a good time.
00:03:18.000 If you're Mackenzie?
00:03:20.000 If you're anybody that someone is saying those things about, right?
00:03:24.000 I'm just trying to be open-minded.
00:03:26.000 You're being super open-minded.
00:03:27.000 You kind of are. 0.99
00:03:28.000 If you turn social justice, I'm fucking out. 0.99
00:03:31.000 I can't. 0.99
00:03:31.000 I can't. 0.99
00:03:32.000 It's not possible.
00:03:33.000 It's not possible.
00:03:34.000 But what I'm saying is, if you look at it from the position of the person, the person whose butthole is in question, That would be an uncomfortable position to be in, right? 0.99
00:03:45.000 A bunch of people talking about what your butthole smelled like. 0.99
00:03:48.000 We're just trying to make a living on TV. Just trying to make a living? 0.99
00:03:51.000 Just trying to choke a girl? 1.00
00:03:52.000 You know what that is?
00:03:53.000 It's also Joey Diaz being complimentary.
00:03:57.000 It'd be one thing if she was not an attractive female or something like that. 1.00
00:04:02.000 She's obviously very attractive, which is what makes us funny.
00:04:05.000 I agree, 100%.
00:04:07.000 I agree. 0.99
00:04:07.000 Now, if he tweets out, I wonder what Black Beast asshole smells like, something like that, to fully redeem himself, that's fine, too. 0.99
00:04:15.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:04:15.000 He might. 0.99
00:04:16.000 He might.
00:04:18.000 Yeah, I don't know if he can get away with that.
00:04:20.000 He might just throw it up there to give those Cheeto fingers something to write about. 1.00
00:04:24.000 Joey's coming on with Yoel Romero.
00:04:26.000 I cannot wait for that.
00:04:27.000 I cannot.
00:04:28.000 It's going to be a complete...
00:04:29.000 That's the craziest podcast ever.
00:04:31.000 They're going to talk in Cuban and, I mean, Spanish, obviously, and then go back and forth.
00:04:38.000 Translate for you.
00:04:39.000 And then go English and whatever he can't get, Joey's going to help him out with.
00:04:43.000 You know, like, if I talk too fast or if I say something he doesn't understand, Joey's going to jump in.
00:04:48.000 Then they're going to...
00:04:49.000 It's going to be awesome. 0.98
00:04:51.000 It could be awesome or a complete shit joke, but it's probably going to be awesome. 0.95
00:04:54.000 Yes, it's going to be awesome. 0.98
00:04:55.000 With you and Joey, anyone.
00:04:56.000 Joey, he's a great entertainer.
00:04:58.000 People don't understand.
00:04:59.000 Part of the reason why he's so funny is he knows what's entertaining for you.
00:05:03.000 He knows how to be the life of the party.
00:05:06.000 Like, no one. 0.96
00:05:07.000 Callan's pretty goddamn good at it too. 0.82
00:05:09.000 Callan's up there. 0.97
00:05:10.000 Callan can entertain a room.
00:05:11.000 Callan can dig over a room and bring the party.
00:05:15.000 I think that's his best art form.
00:05:17.000 Me too.
00:05:18.000 I've told him that.
00:05:18.000 I think that your best art form is like inappropriate comedy around people who are trapped.
00:05:23.000 Correct.
00:05:25.000 We're stuck at a party subject.
00:05:27.000 Yeah, you're at a plane with him or something, and he can't go anywhere.
00:05:29.000 He's the funniest person.
00:05:31.000 He's made me laugh harder offstage than anyone.
00:05:34.000 Almost anybody. 0.97
00:05:35.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.81
00:05:36.000 He's right up there offstage with Joey. 0.89
00:05:39.000 But onstage, Joey's just...
00:05:40.000 He's on another planet.
00:05:42.000 Especially right now, he's on another planet. 0.95
00:05:44.000 Look, Callan's fucking hilarious onstage, too. 0.90
00:05:46.000 But Joey right now... 0.99
00:05:49.000 Jesus Christ.
00:05:50.000 Yeah, Callan just did his showcase at the improv.
00:05:53.000 How'd that go? 0.69
00:05:54.000 You know, Callan, I murdered, murdered, murdered. 0.97
00:05:57.000 Got killed. 0.99
00:05:58.000 That's good.
00:05:58.000 But I've been hearing good things.
00:06:00.000 That's good.
00:06:01.000 That club is not a bad club to work at now. 1.00
00:06:05.000 I wish they would get rid of that stupid fucking piano on stage, though. 1.00
00:06:08.000 That doesn't make any sense to me. 1.00
00:06:10.000 The piano is weird and Brian makes the same joke about it every time.
00:06:12.000 It's hilarious.
00:06:13.000 Does he?
00:06:13.000 Yeah.
00:06:14.000 I won't say what it is.
00:06:15.000 There's a part where you're standing, especially if you go anywhere back on the stage, where the people that are on the right side of the stage, like if you're facing the audience, you're right. 0.99
00:06:25.000 Those people can't see shit. 0.99
00:06:26.000 They can't see. 1.00
00:06:26.000 And there's not a lot of room either. 1.00
00:06:27.000 It's stupid. 0.99
00:06:28.000 Yeah, it is strange. 1.00
00:06:29.000 It's stupid. 1.00
00:06:30.000 Who the fuck uses it? 1.00
00:06:30.000 Who the fuck uses it? 1.00
00:06:31.000 Does anyone get on there? 1.00
00:06:32.000 It's fucking... 0.99
00:06:33.000 I don't know, man. 1.00
00:06:33.000 We should have a carrot top or some shit. 1.00
00:06:35.000 Well, I know Craig Robinson does on occasion. 0.99
00:06:37.000 He brings his own, though.
00:06:39.000 Does he?
00:06:39.000 Yeah, he usually has his electric piano, doesn't he?
00:06:42.000 Maybe. 0.99
00:06:42.000 Owen Benjamin could play the fuck out of a piano. 0.99
00:06:46.000 Listen, the moral of the story is no one's really using that. 0.94
00:06:50.000 He even has a huge pianist.
00:06:52.000 Was it a website that he had or something?
00:06:55.000 Because he's a giant dude. 0.99
00:06:56.000 Nobody's using that fucking thing. 1.00
00:06:58.000 Get rid of it. 1.00
00:06:58.000 Get rid of it. 1.00
00:06:59.000 Owen doesn't need it. 0.99
00:07:00.000 Like, most places don't need a goddamn piano. 0.99
00:07:02.000 That's so old school. 0.99
00:07:03.000 Well, it's just in the way.
00:07:05.000 It's a hindrance.
00:07:06.000 It's taking away from the show.
00:07:07.000 I really believe it takes away from the show.
00:07:09.000 Can you name any other club with a piano on stage?
00:07:13.000 Not really.
00:07:16.000 It's hard to think. 1.00
00:07:17.000 It's just a stupid thing to have. 1.00
00:07:19.000 But also, look what the comedy store is doing, and then do that. 1.00
00:07:21.000 Craig Robinson with his own fucking keyboard, you're right. 1.00
00:07:23.000 Yeah, he usually comes out with his own shit. 1.00
00:07:25.000 Yeah, he's probably got a bunch of shit hooked up on that thing, right? 1.00
00:07:28.000 Look at him. 1.00
00:07:28.000 I bet he DJs the fuck out of a party. 1.00
00:07:33.000 He does look like a mean DJ. He does, right? 0.97
00:07:36.000 You know who else DJs?
00:07:37.000 It's Shaq. 0.80
00:07:37.000 You ever seen Shaq, like straight up DJing? 0.80
00:07:39.000 His giant ass is a DJ. Yeah, that's what he does like in his off time. 0.97
00:07:43.000 He's got platinum records.
00:07:44.000 Multiple.
00:07:45.000 Being a DJ? As a rapper.
00:07:47.000 No, that Diesel CD went platinum?
00:07:49.000 Yeah, he's got two.
00:07:50.000 I have one of them.
00:07:51.000 That's embarrassing. 0.97
00:07:54.000 I saw some video of him DJing, and it's like thousands of people, like kids just jamming out, obviously high off their ass on ecstasy, but it looked like a good time. 0.99
00:08:03.000 That's what he does. 0.98
00:08:04.000 Why not, man?
00:08:06.000 Why not?
00:08:06.000 Russell Peters is legit.
00:08:08.000 DJ? Legit DJ. Like, legit.
00:08:11.000 Friends with all the old-school rappers like Big Daddy Kane and shit. 0.94
00:08:15.000 I had no idea. 0.90
00:08:16.000 Dude, Russell is seriously legit.
00:08:19.000 Like, when we had him on the podcast a long time ago, he actually... 0.99
00:08:23.000 Look at the size of Shaq, towering over that fucking equipment. 0.99
00:08:26.000 The biggest DJ in the world. 1.00
00:08:27.000 He's so big.
00:08:29.000 He's so crazy.
00:08:31.000 But Russell Le doesn't like those other guys calling themselves DJs. 0.59
00:08:35.000 Those like Tiesto guys.
00:08:37.000 Really?
00:08:37.000 Yeah, he says that's not a DJ. He's like a DJ, someone who knows how to play records.
00:08:41.000 These guys are like pressing play on their laptop and bouncing around with their hands up in the air.
00:08:46.000 I mean, I think there's more to it, but I agree.
00:08:48.000 You're kind of just hitting a playlist and doing your thing.
00:08:50.000 It's a different thing.
00:08:51.000 I think there's more to that.
00:08:51.000 It's a different thing, but to those people that want to hear that different thing, those are the masters.
00:08:56.000 I just think it's silly to get hung up on one art form or another, because in any art form, you're going to have...
00:09:03.000 There's Russell tearing it up. 0.97
00:09:06.000 See, he actually knows how to mix and scratch and all that shit. 0.97
00:09:10.000 He's a talented dude. 0.76
00:09:11.000 He's a smart dude.
00:09:12.000 Ross is a very smart dude.
00:09:13.000 Very smart.
00:09:14.000 Very good dude, too.
00:09:16.000 Like one of the nicest people I think I've ever met. 0.97
00:09:17.000 Like a super, super fucking sweetheart. 0.95
00:09:20.000 First man to roast me on stage and it hurt my feelings, but then that was the way of just kind of initiation. 1.00
00:09:24.000 Bust your balls. 1.00
00:09:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:26.000 Ball busting. 0.99
00:09:27.000 A little busting of the balls. 0.99
00:09:29.000 I love him. 0.99
00:09:30.000 Yeah, he's a sweetheart. 0.99
00:09:32.000 But he's super passionate about old-school DJing, like with record players and shit. 0.95
00:09:37.000 He's really good at that. 0.96
00:09:39.000 And there is an art to that.
00:09:40.000 But that's why he hates on these new guys, like DJ Tiesto and...
00:09:44.000 Well, he doesn't hate on them.
00:09:45.000 He doesn't hate on them.
00:09:46.000 He just doesn't think that they should call themselves DJs.
00:09:49.000 Because he's like, DJ's a disc jockey.
00:09:52.000 They're like a new-age disc jockey, though.
00:09:54.000 But they're not a disc.
00:09:55.000 They don't have a disc.
00:09:56.000 He's got a disc, and that's part of his art.
00:09:59.000 He's moving that disc.
00:10:01.000 Electric disc jockey.
00:10:02.000 I see his point.
00:10:04.000 I just think people love that kind of music, obviously. 1.00
00:10:08.000 Like that Calvin Harris shit. 1.00
00:10:10.000 Hell yeah. 1.00
00:10:10.000 And I'm not saying shit in a bad way. 1.00
00:10:11.000 It makes them jams. 0.99
00:10:12.000 A way of describing it. 0.99
00:10:13.000 But as you're driving down the road in Vegas, man, you see these big ass Calvin Harris posters and shit. 0.99
00:10:19.000 Yeah, Diplo. 0.99
00:10:21.000 Huge, man.
00:10:21.000 All those electronic guys.
00:10:22.000 I mean, obviously, people love that sound. 0.97
00:10:25.000 So I don't think he's saying that they suck. 0.95
00:10:27.000 I just think he's saying it's a different thing. 0.98
00:10:29.000 Different.
00:10:29.000 Yeah.
00:10:30.000 Because, like, obviously, if you wanted to hear that shit and you went there and Russell was scratching records, you'd be like, come on. 0.99
00:10:36.000 Come on, bro. 1.00
00:10:37.000 I'm here to do ecstasy and listen to...
00:10:38.000 What are you doing?
00:10:39.000 Yeah.
00:10:41.000 Let the bass drop. 0.98
00:10:44.000 Yeah.
00:10:45.000 You know, disc jockey, a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music, especially on radio or at a disco.
00:10:54.000 They're electric DJ jockeys. 0.99
00:10:56.000 Maybe time to update that fucking... 0.99
00:10:58.000 Yeah, that's super old school. 1.00
00:10:58.000 What the fuck is a disco? 1.00
00:11:00.000 At a disco? 1.00
00:11:01.000 A disco?
00:11:02.000 How about a ballroom?
00:11:04.000 The thing about those DJs, like Steve Aoki had a documentary on Netflix, which is ridiculous, but because they're not live performing, they can do more shows than anyone.
00:11:14.000 So Steve Aoki was on the road 300 days out of the year and made something like $300 gigillion.
00:11:19.000 Private jet.
00:11:20.000 He's going from Amsterdam to China.
00:11:22.000 Yeah, just nonstop.
00:11:25.000 That's all you do.
00:11:26.000 He was at the Onnit Lab.
00:11:27.000 I know, I saw that.
00:11:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:29.000 He was the guy who was throwing cakes in people's faces, mainly girls.
00:11:32.000 He'd toss cakes.
00:11:33.000 That was his thing.
00:11:34.000 And then he hit one girl, and her neck was like, I think he had a lawsuit, so he stopped throwing the cake in their face.
00:11:41.000 Yeah, don't throw cakes. 0.99
00:11:42.000 It was awesome.
00:11:43.000 People would ask for it, though.
00:11:45.000 This is what he'd do?
00:11:49.000 Boom! 0.99
00:11:50.000 Is that the girl that got hurt?
00:11:51.000 Nah, I don't know.
00:11:52.000 Some girl got whiplashed, though. 1.00
00:11:53.000 So he would throw a cake, oh my god, with like a piece of cardboard underneath it?
00:11:58.000 Is that his move?
00:11:58.000 That's just the bottom of the cake, you know what I'm saying?
00:12:00.000 You gotta put it on something.
00:12:01.000 That seems, um...
00:12:03.000 See, Yoki, longest cake throw, hits guy in a wheelchair.
00:12:05.000 Well, that's not fun.
00:12:06.000 Oh, let's not watch this.
00:12:07.000 I don't want to watch the guy in the wheelchair get hit in the head.
00:12:09.000 He's all, yeah, oh my god.
00:12:12.000 Maybe it's an honor, right?
00:12:13.000 No, it is.
00:12:14.000 If you're a fan of Stevie Oakey, it's like, hit me with the cake!
00:12:16.000 Right.
00:12:17.000 Like if you're at the WWE and someone spits on you. 0.99
00:12:20.000 There's a little bit of blood or some shit. 0.98
00:12:22.000 Someone just... 0.99
00:12:22.000 They catch that conversation spit. 0.99
00:12:26.000 Or in the NBA, when they throw their mouthpiece, people catch them. 0.95
00:12:28.000 It's disgusting.
00:12:29.000 Happens in MMA, too.
00:12:30.000 What are you going to do with that thing?
00:12:31.000 I've seen that.
00:12:32.000 Yeah.
00:12:33.000 Why do people throw them in the audience?
00:12:35.000 I don't know. 0.84
00:12:36.000 It's so disgusting. 0.94
00:12:37.000 It seems so preposterous. 0.98
00:12:38.000 What is this?
00:12:40.000 Jamie, what is it?
00:12:41.000 Oh! 0.60
00:12:41.000 You said blood, spitting blood. 0.60
00:12:42.000 This is the guy lifting at the Arnold thing.
00:12:44.000 He needs to see a doctor.
00:12:45.000 So his nose started spraying blood right in the middle of his lift.
00:12:50.000 Yeah.
00:12:50.000 Whoa.
00:12:51.000 Bro.
00:12:53.000 You need to see a doctor, sir.
00:12:56.000 Eh, he's fine.
00:12:57.000 Got the lift up.
00:12:58.000 Got a little stomach thing going on.
00:12:59.000 That's eternal bleeding.
00:13:01.000 He's got a little, uh, nah, it's probably a nasal infection.
00:13:04.000 You think?
00:13:05.000 Eh.
00:13:05.000 Bursting out like that?
00:13:06.000 Walk it off.
00:13:07.000 Can't be good.
00:13:08.000 Can I just...
00:13:09.000 Deadlift is a thousand pounds.
00:13:10.000 Looks pretty healthy to me.
00:13:11.000 How much did he deadlift?
00:13:12.000 He's gonna live a long time.
00:13:14.000 939 it says.
00:13:14.000 Jesus Christ, that's so much weight.
00:13:16.000 That's a lot of weight.
00:13:17.000 That's so much weight.
00:13:18.000 I saw a crazy one where a dude was doing the squat and the bar couldn't handle the weight and the bar bent and he couldn't get it back onto the rack.
00:13:27.000 And so he had to like kind of dive out from under it.
00:13:30.000 But he was squatting a shitload of weight obviously.
00:13:33.000 Imagine having that kind of weight on you and you've got to figure out how to get it off you without hurting you. 1.00
00:13:39.000 Have you seen Homeboy when they do the heavy squats and they blow their asshole out? 0.99
00:13:43.000 Oh, I did see that. 1.00
00:13:44.000 That's a tough one.
00:13:45.000 Yeah.
00:13:46.000 I thought you were going to bring up that guy who was doing something in one of those CrossFit games.
00:13:52.000 And he was doing a clean and his arms gave out and it dropped down on his neck and paralyzed him. 0.99
00:13:58.000 Damn, no. 0.99
00:13:59.000 Keep it positive. 0.99
00:14:00.000 It's a friend of Tate's.
00:14:03.000 Landed on his neck.
00:14:04.000 Out.
00:14:05.000 Dead.
00:14:06.000 Just fell down.
00:14:07.000 Body stopped moving.
00:14:08.000 No, he's paralyzed from the neck down.
00:14:10.000 Just boom.
00:14:11.000 Like everything just shut off.
00:14:12.000 It landed on his neck.
00:14:13.000 Probably pass on the CrossFit from now on in.
00:14:15.000 Well, you know what? 0.60
00:14:16.000 Some of these guys are almost too fucking tough for their own good with something like that where you're holding something over your head. 0.92
00:14:22.000 Doing a thousand reps or whatever the hell they do. 0.81
00:14:24.000 Yeah, they're just trying to smash everybody's reps and show how badass they are, which is, you know, it's competition. 1.00
00:14:30.000 Steve Maxwell hates that shit. 0.99
00:14:32.000 He says that, and I see other people's points too, that it's beneficial, that the competition makes you work harder. 1.00
00:14:38.000 But Maxwell's take on it is those type of exercise movements like power cleans and things like that.
00:14:44.000 They're not meant for high reps.
00:14:45.000 They're not meant for high reps.
00:14:46.000 No, I agree with him.
00:14:47.000 He's like, those are strength moves. 0.99
00:14:49.000 They're meant for low reps, couple sets, you know, heavy shit. 0.99
00:14:53.000 100%. 0.98
00:14:54.000 Your body shouldn't be doing that in Things that can go wrong are really gonna fuck you up, especially when you start going tons and you're losing your technique and your form. 1.00
00:15:02.000 That's dangerous shit, man. 1.00
00:15:03.000 Yeah, you lose. 1.00
00:15:04.000 And this guy was out of position, too. 1.00
00:15:07.000 Damn, paralyzed. 1.00
00:15:09.000 Tate's boy? 1.00
00:15:10.000 Yeah, Tate knows him.
00:15:11.000 Tate's big in that.
00:15:12.000 He's deep in that CrossFit world.
00:15:14.000 He knows a lot of those CrossFit people.
00:15:15.000 He has a finished barbell club.
00:15:16.000 What's his thing over there?
00:15:18.000 He does something off Lincoln in Venice.
00:15:20.000 He's always there. 1.00
00:15:22.000 They have some strongman shit. 1.00
00:15:24.000 There's caves everywhere. 1.00
00:15:25.000 I know what you're talking about.
00:15:26.000 The name escapes me.
00:15:27.000 God, me too.
00:15:28.000 The Box?
00:15:29.000 No.
00:15:30.000 That's not it?
00:15:30.000 The Box in Venice?
00:15:31.000 No.
00:15:33.000 Whatever.
00:15:34.000 Callum works at Venice Barbell Club.
00:15:37.000 Tate's always been in that kind of working out.
00:15:41.000 Is it Deuces?
00:15:41.000 Way back in the day.
00:15:42.000 Is it Deuces?
00:15:43.000 Yeah.
00:15:43.000 Deuce.
00:15:44.000 There you go.
00:15:45.000 Shout out to Deuces.
00:15:45.000 Man, what's up, Deuce?
00:15:46.000 Yeah, Tate's always been into kettlebells and muscle-ups and shit like that and CrossFit-style movements and he's a big fan of CrossFit. 0.61
00:15:55.000 He loves it.
00:15:56.000 Have you done a ton of CrossFit?
00:15:59.000 No.
00:16:00.000 I mean, I do those kind of exercises, right?
00:16:02.000 I do a lot of kettlebell stuff.
00:16:05.000 I do deadlifts.
00:16:06.000 I do a lot of things that I do.
00:16:07.000 Like circuit training.
00:16:08.000 Yeah, but I don't do it the way they do it.
00:16:10.000 No, me neither.
00:16:10.000 I do that Pavel Tatsulini method where you're doing like sets of five.
00:16:16.000 Never more than sets of five.
00:16:17.000 Yeah, I dig that.
00:16:18.000 And I take a lot of time off in between sets.
00:16:22.000 My schedule's been so crazy, man.
00:16:24.000 I haven't been able to go to the gym like I typically do.
00:16:26.000 You know where I work with my trainer, I'll do weights, I'll do mitts, stuff like that.
00:16:30.000 So I've been trying to find some alternatives.
00:16:33.000 Yeah, man. 0.97
00:16:33.000 It's fun to mix shit up. 0.97
00:16:35.000 Yeah, I've been bored. 0.97
00:16:36.000 Just doing something different.
00:16:36.000 Yeah, I've been bored.
00:16:37.000 Take a yoga class.
00:16:38.000 I've been doing yoga.
00:16:39.000 I've been doing hot yoga, which I love. 0.99
00:16:41.000 Fucking taekwondo, bro. 0.99
00:16:42.000 How about that? 1.00
00:16:43.000 You want to go deep?
00:16:44.000 Hi-ya! 0.96
00:16:45.000 Double knife hand block.
00:16:46.000 Wanna go deep? 1.00
00:16:47.000 After a post-UFC career, front-kicking motherfuckers. 1.00
00:16:51.000 Wanna go deep? 1.00
00:16:53.000 It's a good workout, though.
00:16:54.000 Hard pass on that, man.
00:16:56.000 I don't want anything to do with martial arts.
00:16:58.000 But here's the thing.
00:17:00.000 Do some sort of McDojo style, Taekwondo.
00:17:05.000 As long as they teach you good technique.
00:17:06.000 You gotta get a good workout in.
00:17:07.000 I'm trying to burn some calories.
00:17:08.000 You get a good workout in?
00:17:10.000 I'm sure. 0.99
00:17:10.000 Those wheel kicks and shit. 0.99
00:17:12.000 Hard pass for me. 1.00
00:17:13.000 Hard pass, Joe. 1.00
00:17:15.000 Hard fucking pass. 0.99
00:17:16.000 What about Aikido? 0.99
00:17:16.000 Just for a goof. 0.99
00:17:17.000 Just you with the pajamas. 1.00
00:17:20.000 Just wrist locking motherfuckers. 1.00
00:17:22.000 Flipping them. 1.00
00:17:24.000 Grabbing that wrist.
00:17:25.000 You fly.
00:17:27.000 You fly into the ground with magic.
00:17:29.000 That'd be sick. 0.91
00:17:32.000 Imagine, ah, the wrist makes you do cartwheels.
00:17:36.000 I go full deep on that.
00:17:37.000 No, it would be fun if you did it and you did one of them Aikido demonstrations.
00:17:41.000 You show what happens when someone doesn't just give in.
00:17:44.000 You'd be like, you know, he goes and grabs you and does this and you push him away from you. 1.00
00:17:49.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:17:50.000 I'd love that. 1.00
00:17:50.000 What is this? 1.00
00:17:51.000 What are you doing?
00:17:52.000 They try to throw you and you just kind of push their head down.
00:17:55.000 I love that.
00:17:55.000 Like, come on, man.
00:17:56.000 Come on, man.
00:17:56.000 Come on, bro.
00:17:57.000 Stop.
00:17:57.000 Bring it.
00:17:58.000 I love it.
00:17:58.000 You don't try to counter him.
00:17:59.000 You just go, just cut the shit. 1.00
00:18:01.000 Stop. 1.00
00:18:01.000 Just cut the shit. 1.00
00:18:01.000 This is fake. 1.00
00:18:02.000 Just the worst promo ever for him.
00:18:04.000 This is not working.
00:18:05.000 Ah!
00:18:06.000 You have to throw yourself at them. 1.00
00:18:10.000 It's all bullshit. 1.00
00:18:11.000 But apparently, man, those dudes who were badass at it back in the day, it was about getting rid of swords. 1.00
00:18:18.000 Guy comes at you with a fucking sword. 0.99
00:18:19.000 And they're all... 1.00
00:18:20.000 They had to learn how to like, a guy's lunging at you literally with a ridiculous movement because he's trying to just chop you up, right?
00:18:27.000 So it would be similar to how these guys move in those demonstration videos. 0.98
00:18:32.000 But that shit's not applicable if a guy doesn't have a sword. 0.98
00:18:35.000 That's old school too. 1.00
00:18:36.000 It's just fucking... 0.98
00:18:38.000 I was thinking about doing, this isn't a sponsor or anything like that, I was looking at those, because you have one in the back, they're one of those Peloton bikes. 0.99
00:18:44.000 Yeah, Peloton bikes.
00:18:44.000 So I can work out, just wake up and do that, and then do my thing.
00:18:47.000 Those are great.
00:18:48.000 You think?
00:18:49.000 They have a whole thing, you do a bunch of different workouts.
00:18:51.000 You can go online, there's like online classes.
00:18:53.000 This isn't a sponsor, but I don't, yeah.
00:18:55.000 You do it live, too.
00:18:56.000 But you know what I like better? 1.00
00:18:57.000 I like the Rogue bike, that fucking assault bike, what is it called? 0.99
00:19:01.000 The Echo? 0.99
00:19:02.000 The Aerodyne?
00:19:03.000 Yeah, Jesus Christ.
00:19:04.000 They made a beefed up version of one.
00:19:06.000 I have one here.
00:19:07.000 Yeah, I do Tabatas on it.
00:19:09.000 20 seconds on, 10 seconds off. 0.99
00:19:11.000 Holy shit, dude. 0.99
00:19:12.000 If I get the Pedalton bike, that Rogue thing, or the Aerodyne, and like a rower, I'd be straight. 0.99
00:19:19.000 Yeah.
00:19:19.000 The rower's bad.
00:19:20.000 I got a rower, too.
00:19:21.000 Rower's badass, too.
00:19:22.000 I do 30 and 30 with the rower, so 30 minutes of sprinting, 30 minutes of rest, 30 minutes of sprinting, 30 minutes of rest.
00:19:28.000 30 minutes?
00:19:28.000 Excuse me.
00:19:29.000 Seconds.
00:19:30.000 I was like, Jesus Christ, Joe.
00:19:31.000 What are you on, sir?
00:19:33.000 Can you imagine if you could just sprint for 30 minutes? 1.00
00:19:34.000 I was like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:19:35.000 What kind of a Viking are you? 1.00
00:19:37.000 Excuse me.
00:19:38.000 30 seconds.
00:19:38.000 So the Tabata is a 2010 and then I go from I do like it'll do eight rounds of 2010 and then I go over and do the row machine and I'll do eight rounds of 30 30 30 seconds on 30 seconds off and then I go back and do it again and then I do it again and if I've got the stones if I got the stones I could do three sets exhausting I've only done three sets once and I had to double up on the shroom tag.
00:20:03.000 You felt sick.
00:20:04.000 I was beat down, man.
00:20:05.000 You're just really exhausted at the end of it.
00:20:07.000 But it's also short and your body's super intense at the time.
00:20:11.000 Most people think that's the best workout you can do.
00:20:13.000 It does something to you, I guarantee you.
00:20:16.000 Because one of the things, after doing it like three or four times, I started to feel it in my running.
00:20:22.000 It's because I'm running a lot too, though.
00:20:25.000 But my endurance in running is getting better.
00:20:27.000 And I think maybe some of that might have to do with the biking.
00:20:31.000 Because the bike works out different muscles, too, man.
00:20:34.000 Your lungs, too.
00:20:35.000 When it has to adapt to that kind of capacity, moving like that.
00:20:38.000 That's not it.
00:20:39.000 That's the beefy one? 1.00
00:20:40.000 I will break that shit, Jamie. 1.00
00:20:41.000 That's not it, Jamie. 1.00
00:20:42.000 It's called the Rogue Echo. 0.97
00:20:44.000 Echo Air or some shit? 0.79
00:20:45.000 I've been doing the 1,000 meter test on the row. 0.76
00:20:49.000 Like, I'll get done hitting mitts with my trainer and then go, 8,000 meters, and I see they have the records for the week.
00:20:54.000 Right.
00:20:54.000 I try and beat the records.
00:20:55.000 And just so anybody knows, that's not a sneaky ad.
00:20:57.000 I paid for all the rogue stuff that's here.
00:20:59.000 I bought it all.
00:21:00.000 No, no, this is an ad.
00:21:01.000 I just think it's good.
00:21:01.000 That's it right there.
00:21:02.000 God, duh.
00:21:02.000 The thing is beefy.
00:21:03.000 Beefy as fuck. 1.00
00:21:04.000 It's got girders and shit. 1.00
00:21:06.000 You got a fat-ass handle on a girder. 1.00
00:21:08.000 Yeah, I need to step my game up so I don't have to... 0.99
00:21:11.000 Dude, it's nice to be able to just do it in your house.
00:21:14.000 All you need is a chin-up bar and some kettlebells at home, and you can just get something done.
00:21:19.000 Yep, that's what I need.
00:21:20.000 Because sometimes, you know that thing where you have an hour before you have to leave?
00:21:23.000 Like, I might be able to get to the gym and squeeze 30 minutes in.
00:21:26.000 See, that's what I've been doing.
00:21:27.000 Yeah, it's not...
00:21:28.000 Because I like to wake up with my son, and I'm with him, and I'm with an hour, and then you'll be at the studio.
00:21:33.000 Here, I'm going to New York, I'm doing this.
00:21:34.000 I just want to do something at home.
00:21:36.000 Dude, I've become addicted to the fasted cardio.
00:21:39.000 I used to do that before I started throwing up.
00:21:41.000 Yeah, but I think that's your coffee intake.
00:21:43.000 Yeah, you're probably right.
00:21:44.000 Your coffee intake is off.
00:21:46.000 What are you, like 20 cups a day or something?
00:21:48.000 I was at 12 to 16 cups a day.
00:21:49.000 And then fasting until 2. The doctor's like, well, let's not do that, you moron. 1.00
00:21:54.000 That's so crazy. 1.00
00:21:55.000 That's so much whatever.
00:21:56.000 It's so much caffeine.
00:21:57.000 It's just too much of anything.
00:21:58.000 It's too much of everything.
00:21:59.000 And if you're not having any food, then it's just getting straight in there.
00:22:02.000 It's all getting absorbed.
00:22:03.000 I'm on all these medications now.
00:22:05.000 I have to get off keto.
00:22:06.000 Really?
00:22:07.000 I'm dying, Joe.
00:22:07.000 I have stage 1 diabetes.
00:22:09.000 What is the medications they put you on?
00:22:11.000 I don't know.
00:22:11.000 It's some anti-acid, like super strong stuff so I can still drink my coffee.
00:22:15.000 It's just not a possibility.
00:22:16.000 That's so crazy.
00:22:16.000 You just have to keep coffee.
00:22:18.000 Yes, I have to.
00:22:19.000 I was like, you will fuck up my entire workflow if I can't drink coffee. 0.92
00:22:23.000 That's so crazy. 0.91
00:22:24.000 Yeah.
00:22:25.000 But fasting cardio is the way to go.
00:22:27.000 Yeah, I love it, man.
00:22:28.000 I get addicted to it.
00:22:29.000 You know what I get addicted to?
00:22:30.000 I get addicted to the feeling of having done it when I didn't want to do it.
00:22:34.000 That's what I realized this running thing is for me.
00:22:36.000 It's this little game I'm playing with my brain, where I know I'm gonna do it, but I wake up, I'm like, ugh.
00:22:42.000 And then Marshall's barking.
00:22:44.000 I'll put him in the backyard. 1.00
00:22:46.000 He's like, come on, bitch! 1.00
00:22:46.000 Yeah, he wants to go. 1.00
00:22:47.000 Dude, he's so crazy now.
00:22:49.000 I love it.
00:22:49.000 Because we've been doing it so much, so he's in really good shape.
00:22:52.000 That fucking dog's in shape. 1.00
00:22:54.000 Like, that dog's getting shaped like that. 1.00
00:22:56.000 He was getting a little chubby.
00:22:58.000 But he still had baby fat on him.
00:23:00.000 He's only 14 months old.
00:23:03.000 So when I took him, he was like 9 or 10 months old when I first started taking him.
00:23:07.000 I just wasn't sure if he was going to listen.
00:23:10.000 I was worried, like, what if we run into a rattlesnake or something like that?
00:23:12.000 That would suck. 0.99
00:23:14.000 It sucks. 1.00
00:23:14.000 You got used to the routine. 1.00
00:23:15.000 You could get them to the hospital, though.
00:23:17.000 They survive.
00:23:17.000 They're a lot tougher than us.
00:23:18.000 You gotta suck it out, especially if they hit them on the nose. 1.00
00:23:20.000 You gotta suck it out. 1.00
00:23:21.000 That's not real. 0.98
00:23:22.000 That's what I've heard, bro.
00:23:22.000 I've heard it, too.
00:23:23.000 It's not real.
00:23:24.000 It's so fake, right?
00:23:25.000 Yeah, I just read it.
00:23:25.000 It's bro science.
00:23:26.000 It doesn't work. 0.92
00:23:26.000 You can't really suck it out. 0.92
00:23:27.000 Dogs die because it hits them on the nose, and so, you know, it gets spread.
00:23:31.000 That's what I've heard.
00:23:32.000 No, my dog's gonna be on the nose. 0.97
00:23:32.000 If dogs have been on the nose, your dog has? 0.97
00:23:34.000 Yeah, my pit bull.
00:23:35.000 By rattlesnake?
00:23:36.000 Yeah.
00:23:36.000 Did he die?
00:23:37.000 No.
00:23:37.000 He's still alive?
00:23:38.000 No, he's dead now.
00:23:39.000 It was a long time ago.
00:23:40.000 What are we doing?
00:23:41.000 It's a long time ago.
00:23:42.000 All my dogs got bit by rattlesnakes.
00:23:45.000 Except the killer.
00:23:46.000 Except Squeaky Fromm. 0.99
00:23:48.000 She didn't give a fuck about snakes. 1.00
00:23:50.000 She would just fuck up other dogs. 1.00
00:23:52.000 Did her thing. 0.99
00:23:52.000 That was my prison dog. 0.99
00:23:53.000 That was the dog that I got from the pound.
00:23:55.000 That was in the pound.
00:23:55.000 That's from Callan.
00:23:57.000 Callan's suggestion.
00:23:59.000 It was in the LA animal shelter for like five or six months.
00:24:03.000 It was a sweet, sweet dog though.
00:24:04.000 Loved people.
00:24:06.000 I did not want any dogs ruining her newfound party.
00:24:10.000 Dog aggression.
00:24:11.000 Well, she lived for the formative months of her childhood before I got her.
00:24:17.000 She lived in a cage. 0.98
00:24:19.000 And I think that that fucks with the dog's head. 0.60
00:24:22.000 Nobody adopted her for, like, I think it was at least five or six months. 0.97
00:24:25.000 Poor bunny. 1.00
00:24:25.000 And then, once you finally do get adopted, and you get all this love from these people, you get to sleep in bed with them and shit, and they take you home, and, I mean, that dog was, she slept right by my bed. 1.00
00:24:35.000 Sometimes they would hop in the bed, but I'd have to kick them off because they fart and shit. 0.99
00:24:38.000 Yeah, see, I like them in the bed. 0.99
00:24:39.000 It's rough.
00:24:40.000 I like the dogs in the bed.
00:24:41.000 Keep it warm.
00:24:42.000 Yeah, it does keep it warm, but sometimes they fart, and it's brutal.
00:24:45.000 You're like, oh, Or if it's a hot summer night, it's like, get out of here, man. 0.99
00:24:48.000 I know, itchy and shit. 0.99
00:24:51.000 So, like, any dog that she thought might steal that from her? 0.99
00:24:55.000 Like, any dog that came into her near?
00:24:57.000 She would growl with dogs if you pet them. 1.00
00:24:59.000 She just was not into it.
00:25:02.000 Insecurity issues.
00:25:03.000 Yeah.
00:25:04.000 There's good and bad.
00:25:05.000 But you guys are running all the time together.
00:25:06.000 I've struggled with that a little bit lately where I'll be tired and I'm like, come on, you've got to work out.
00:25:10.000 I've never had a workout and then afterwards went, man, I wish I didn't do that.
00:25:14.000 Never.
00:25:15.000 Not once.
00:25:16.000 People need to understand.
00:25:18.000 I saw a couple of comments of people saying, this is terrible advice and you should listen to your body when your body's tired. 0.99
00:25:23.000 Oh, shut up. 0.99
00:25:24.000 That's not right. 1.00
00:25:25.000 No.
00:25:26.000 If you're sick, it's one thing.
00:25:28.000 Yeah, I know when I need to rest.
00:25:29.000 And I also know when I've done too much stuff.
00:25:34.000 I've done two workouts a day, three days in a row before, and then you get to that fourth day and you're like, whoa.
00:25:40.000 Alright, I probably should do nothing today.
00:25:43.000 That's almost tougher to do than working out.
00:25:45.000 For me to take a day off is almost tougher.
00:25:47.000 Psychologically.
00:25:48.000 Yes.
00:25:48.000 Because I'm like, oh, that's not good, man.
00:25:49.000 Don't be a pussy. 1.00
00:25:50.000 You've got momentum. 1.00
00:25:51.000 Right now it's going good, right?
00:25:53.000 Your body starts thinking it's going to go.
00:25:54.000 But there's a moment where you realize that you're probably...
00:25:57.000 I should really monitor my resting heart rate in the morning.
00:26:00.000 That's another thing Steve Maxwell taught me.
00:26:02.000 He said that that's one of the best ways to figure out if you're overtrained.
00:26:05.000 Overtrained.
00:26:05.000 We used to do that in camps.
00:26:06.000 When you wake up in the morning, if your heart rate is 5 to 10 beats... 0.99
00:26:10.000 Over what it normally is, don't do shit because you're fighting something off. 0.98
00:26:14.000 Either you're fighting something off or you need to recover. 0.97
00:26:16.000 You could do like light skill work.
00:26:18.000 They say if you're sick, working out makes it worse because it messes up your immune system.
00:26:22.000 Yeah, it messes up your immune system.
00:26:23.000 Usually I know if I'm being lazy, I'm like, God, I just want to rest in bed, man.
00:26:26.000 Or I just want to do this.
00:26:27.000 I'd rather do this.
00:26:27.000 But you know what?
00:26:28.000 If you're not too sick, if you're not too debilitated, it's not a bad thing to just do light focus work.
00:26:35.000 Just move.
00:26:35.000 Try to figure out some technique where you're not doing anything hard.
00:26:38.000 Or even a steam room or sauna.
00:26:41.000 Someone who asked me about steam room versus sauna, I asked Rhonda Patrick.
00:26:46.000 There hasn't really been studies done on the sauna or the steam room rather that show the benefits of the sauna. 0.99
00:26:51.000 They're both hot as shit. 1.00
00:26:52.000 They're both hot as shit. 1.00
00:26:53.000 It probably has some benefit. 0.99
00:26:54.000 The only difference is that the sauna can get way hotter because it's a dry heat.
00:26:58.000 So the sauna can get, you know, my sauna, I've had it up to more than 190. I fucked up and had it too much. 0.94
00:27:04.000 We sat in that sauna in Boston. 1.00
00:27:05.000 You're a serial killer in there. 0.99
00:27:07.000 Ten more minutes shot, and I was dying. 0.99
00:27:09.000 I was like, I think I'm set, man.
00:27:11.000 I think I'm kind of set.
00:27:12.000 I'm all red like a lobster.
00:27:14.000 You just gotta go empty in there.
00:27:17.000 I know, I hear you, but I was good, man.
00:27:20.000 We were in there for a minute.
00:27:22.000 Jamie dipped out super early.
00:27:25.000 Ten minutes before you guys.
00:27:25.000 He was there before everybody!
00:27:27.000 Oh, were you?
00:27:27.000 I didn't know that.
00:27:28.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:29.000 Because when you left, I went, pussy. 1.00
00:27:31.000 No, I'm just kidding. 1.00
00:27:32.000 No, no, no.
00:27:32.000 Jamie got there first.
00:27:33.000 Little beast.
00:27:34.000 Shout out to Equinox in Boston. 1.00
00:27:36.000 Great fucking gym. 0.99
00:27:37.000 That was a good night, man. 1.00
00:27:38.000 Yeah, they keep it at 170. That's what most people think it should be.
00:27:41.000 170. But if he was 170 with steam, man, you're getting cooked in there.
00:27:45.000 That's not good.
00:27:45.000 I don't think you can take that heat.
00:27:47.000 So the idea is that the sauna, because it's a dry heat for the most part...
00:27:51.000 I know sometimes people throw some water on the rocks.
00:27:53.000 Yeah.
00:27:53.000 But it's a dry heat for the most part, and that is what you want because that's what your body responds to, just the actual temperature and produces those heat shock proteins.
00:28:02.000 Makes sense.
00:28:03.000 Totally makes sense.
00:28:04.000 You know what's weird is sometimes in the UFC, and you can feel this too, if it's at a hockey arena like T-Mobile, sometimes when you get into the octagon and get in that crowd, it's freezing.
00:28:15.000 Right, the ice below the feet.
00:28:16.000 It's freezing, which sucks for the fighter.
00:28:18.000 It takes a while to get going.
00:28:20.000 You'll see guys for the first round, you're like, God, he looks a little stiff.
00:28:24.000 What's going on here?
00:28:25.000 It's freezing out there, man.
00:28:26.000 You're just in shorts, you're sweating in the back, and it's warm in that locker room. 0.99
00:28:30.000 Then when you come out, you're like, God damn! 0.98
00:28:33.000 So you can feel a total difference when you get in there? 1.00
00:28:35.000 Right away, I'd be like, God damn it. 0.98
00:28:36.000 I'd always think about it. 0.96
00:28:37.000 Is there a hockey team there?
00:28:38.000 Oh, there's ice.
00:28:39.000 So I had to calculate that.
00:28:41.000 Sure focus on something else.
00:28:43.000 I didn't realize it until one day. 0.99
00:28:45.000 I saw like a crack in between the boards, the floorboards, and I looked down and I went, that's fucking ice! 0.98
00:28:50.000 There's ice there right now? 0.96
00:28:51.000 And they're like, yeah, they keep the ice there.
00:28:53.000 They keep ice!
00:28:54.000 They keep ice!
00:28:56.000 All these thousands of people chill on top of ice.
00:29:00.000 Well, it can't break.
00:29:01.000 I know, I'm just saying it's kind of weird.
00:29:03.000 Oh, it's definitely weird.
00:29:05.000 But it's cold.
00:29:05.000 Is it better?
00:29:06.000 Well, not for the fighters for sure, but is it better for the audience? 0.86
00:29:09.000 Because sometimes it gets fucking hot in those places. 0.57
00:29:11.000 If you have just a big-ass chunk of ice in the middle of everybody... 0.96
00:29:15.000 It's kind of smart.
00:29:16.000 The only time it's been super cookie is in Brazil.
00:29:19.000 They just didn't use any AC or anything.
00:29:21.000 Dude, I was in one of them.
00:29:24.000 It was an open-air place in Brazil.
00:29:27.000 So we were indoors, but at the top, the top areas, it's like these big ol' open doors that face the outside. 0.98
00:29:34.000 There was bugs flying around and shit. 1.00
00:29:36.000 That's some Brazilian shit, man. 1.00
00:29:38.000 It was warm, man. 1.00
00:29:38.000 It was moist and warm. 1.00
00:29:39.000 There was one with Anik and someone, and they're literally just sweating, the pit stains, they're just sweating it out.
00:29:46.000 That happened in Abu Dhabi, too.
00:29:48.000 We were in Abu Dhabi, I was drenched.
00:29:50.000 That was outdoors.
00:29:51.000 That was an outdoors one.
00:29:52.000 Yeah.
00:29:53.000 Yeah.
00:29:54.000 Was that Munoz, Weidman?
00:29:56.000 Anderson, Damian Maia.
00:29:57.000 That's right.
00:29:58.000 Weidman fought out there, too.
00:30:00.000 I think he fought...
00:30:01.000 BJ Penn fought Frankie Edgar.
00:30:03.000 That's where Frankie Edgar won the title.
00:30:06.000 And they've had Roy Nog out there.
00:30:09.000 Yep.
00:30:10.000 They haven't been back there in a while.
00:30:11.000 It's been a while.
00:30:12.000 It's been a minute.
00:30:13.000 Hot minute.
00:30:14.000 Yeah, that one was crazy because you saw bugs flying around.
00:30:16.000 You never knew were real. 0.99
00:30:18.000 Oh, it's some Jumanji shit out there. 0.99
00:30:20.000 I went on a hike. 0.98
00:30:21.000 I was like, oh, I'm in Jumanji.
00:30:22.000 This is cool. 0.99
00:30:23.000 Like, what in the fuck is this? 1.00
00:30:24.000 Shit you've never seen before. 1.00
00:30:26.000 Yeah, it's crazy. 1.00
00:30:27.000 You go to other countries, man.
00:30:28.000 They have completely different ecosystems. 0.99
00:30:31.000 The point where you look at things, you go, what in the fuck is that? 0.98
00:30:34.000 What is that? 0.98
00:30:35.000 But where it's dangerous, too.
00:30:37.000 I remember when I was in Brazil, we were climbing this thing, and they go, now listen, fellas, you got to make sure, and we're with the locals, like, you have to come down before nightfall, otherwise they're not going to find you. 0.99
00:30:45.000 What kind of shit is this? 0.98
00:30:47.000 So we just dipped out, getting up there in my man. 1.00
00:30:50.000 My manager Lex McMahon got lost.
00:30:52.000 We didn't see him for the rest of the night.
00:30:54.000 And literally the local was like, he's one with the jungle now. 0.98
00:30:59.000 I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? 0.99
00:31:02.000 Is this a bad rock movie? 1.00
00:31:04.000 Is this the rundown or some shit? 0.99
00:31:05.000 What do you mean he's one with the jungle? 0.99
00:31:10.000 He showed up a day later just exhausted to get an ounce of sleep and someone in one of these huts took him under their wing and saved him.
00:31:18.000 Oh my god.
00:31:19.000 Yeah, people have to get helicoptered out of there if they get trapped at the top.
00:31:22.000 I was like, dude, I feel like I shouldn't be doing this before a fight.
00:31:24.000 I feel like this is a bad idea.
00:31:26.000 How many days before a fight was this?
00:31:27.000 This was like a week before.
00:31:28.000 Jesus Christ! 1.00
00:31:29.000 The guy in front of us had a Soonga on, basically a Speedo, just asshole out in front of us, just fucking going. 1.00
00:31:35.000 Through the jungle with a Speedo on you. 1.00
00:31:37.000 Barefoot.
00:31:38.000 Barefoot.
00:31:38.000 And just doing work.
00:31:39.000 Smoking us. 1.00
00:31:40.000 Shredded, tan, fucking all acaïed up. 1.00
00:31:43.000 You ever see what their feet look like? 0.99
00:31:45.000 Like hobbits feet.
00:31:46.000 They have the craziest feet ever.
00:31:48.000 These people that live in the forest, they splay out like a hand. 0.99
00:31:52.000 And they're super thick toes and shit, like it doesn't look anything like... 1.00
00:31:55.000 No, we have bitch feet. 1.00
00:31:57.000 Oh dude, believe me man. 0.99
00:31:59.000 It feels good.
00:32:00.000 My feet were sore today.
00:32:00.000 I had to run in regular running shoes because my feet are sore.
00:32:04.000 From the Vibrams?
00:32:05.000 Yeah, from just the pounding.
00:32:07.000 I'm scared of that plantar fasciitis.
00:32:09.000 Have you ever had it?
00:32:10.000 No.
00:32:11.000 Get your mind right.
00:32:12.000 Let's go ahead and get on.
00:32:13.000 There's a reason there's technology, son.
00:32:15.000 Let's quit running barefoot these days.
00:32:16.000 No, no, no.
00:32:16.000 I think the barefoot thing strengthens your feet up.
00:32:19.000 I think it just takes time.
00:32:21.000 I'm just being real careful.
00:32:22.000 Be super careful.
00:32:23.000 It's a nightmare.
00:32:24.000 I'm sure.
00:32:25.000 Dom Cruz had to deal with it.
00:32:26.000 I've dealt with it at night.
00:32:27.000 I had to get shots, injections in my foot.
00:32:29.000 And with Dom Cruz, it was the same thing.
00:32:31.000 It was coming back too quickly.
00:32:33.000 Like, he had a knee injury, right? 0.98
00:32:35.000 So after his knee injury, then he just tried to get way back into shape way quick and fucked his feet up. 0.94
00:32:40.000 Mine was just, I think, from being so big and just running. 0.86
00:32:43.000 I was doing, you know, miles and miles and miles and miles.
00:32:45.000 I love running.
00:32:46.000 It's literally my favorite thing to do.
00:32:48.000 Neil Brennan got planner from a treadmill from wearing those Vibrams.
00:32:54.000 They say you gotta work into them.
00:32:56.000 You just don't want to go straight barefoot and just start doing work.
00:32:58.000 No, you definitely do.
00:32:59.000 To me, it feels good to be barefoot.
00:33:01.000 I like walking in the street.
00:33:03.000 I feel like I'm doing something dangerous, like on the sidewalk barefoot.
00:33:05.000 Yeah, like, ooh, I'm wild.
00:33:07.000 Wow.
00:33:07.000 Yeah, I feel nice about it.
00:33:09.000 I don't know what it is, man.
00:33:10.000 It makes me feel free.
00:33:12.000 I know it's dirty and dangerous, but I don't care.
00:33:14.000 It's supposed to be dirty and dangerous.
00:33:15.000 That's what life is supposed to be.
00:33:17.000 It's supposed to be interacting with other life.
00:33:19.000 It's also your feet.
00:33:20.000 It's your feet.
00:33:21.000 It feels nice.
00:33:22.000 It's a rubber barrier between you and the world. 0.99
00:33:24.000 That shit ain't right. 0.99
00:33:25.000 They're always confined. 1.00
00:33:26.000 I like to let them breathe a little bit, man.
00:33:28.000 I wonder if the Indians had it right with moccasins. 1.00
00:33:30.000 Nah, I think there's no airflow with those goddamn moccasins. 1.00
00:33:33.000 They didn't give a fuck what things smelled like back then, bro. 1.00
00:33:35.000 Oh, they smelled like bullshit. 1.00
00:33:37.000 They just didn't give a fuck. 1.00
00:33:38.000 They gave up on that fight. 0.99
00:33:40.000 If they could find a creek, a temporary, put some of that fire out real quick.
00:33:45.000 I'm not about that life.
00:33:46.000 I'm not like that, man.
00:33:47.000 But they would just run around with moccasins.
00:33:49.000 They basically just had like a layer of leather between their foot and the ground.
00:33:53.000 That's all they could do.
00:33:54.000 Climb mountains with that.
00:33:55.000 Hey, hey, hey, what is this, Jamie?
00:33:57.000 How dare you, Jamie?
00:33:58.000 This guy is slicing chunks off of the bottom of his foot.
00:34:02.000 I mean, this is crazy.
00:34:04.000 That makes you feel sick, bro.
00:34:05.000 Man cuts calluses off his foot with a knife and dog eats it.
00:34:09.000 This is the name of this video. 0.99
00:34:10.000 How the fuck did you find it? 0.99
00:34:11.000 Look at these calluses, dude. 1.00
00:34:13.000 This is insane.
00:34:14.000 Bro.
00:34:15.000 This guy is just slicing through these calluses like it's a coconut.
00:34:19.000 Like it's coconut meat.
00:34:20.000 It looks like a pineapple.
00:34:21.000 This is insane.
00:34:22.000 Have you ever seen anybody have calluses like this before, though?
00:34:25.000 I think this guy has a problem.
00:34:27.000 That ain't normal.
00:34:28.000 What kind of a man can just cut at his foot like that? 1.00
00:34:30.000 How do you know how deep to cut where you don't cut your goddamn heel off? 0.99
00:34:33.000 You know this dude is not sharpening that knife. 1.00
00:34:35.000 That's not a sharp knife.
00:34:36.000 That's not.
00:34:37.000 This is crazy, man.
00:34:39.000 And the dog is eating it! 0.76
00:34:43.000 The dog is taking the pieces of meat and eating it.
00:34:45.000 The dog's a man-eater. 1.00
00:34:47.000 What the fuck is wrong with that dog? 1.00
00:34:49.000 How in the world did you find that, Jamie? 0.99
00:34:53.000 Jamie's got that bookmarked.
00:34:55.000 I couldn't wait to...
00:34:56.000 Did you say feet? 1.00
00:34:57.000 Just couldn't wait to drag that shit up. 1.00
00:35:00.000 I mean, who the fuck cuts off the bottom of their feet with a knife like that? 1.00
00:35:04.000 And what's he doing to get his feet like that? 1.00
00:35:06.000 And why is he yelling at that dog while that dog's eating his feet?
00:35:09.000 That makes you this close to throwing up.
00:35:11.000 Wouldn't you, like, think that the dog would get used to that smell?
00:35:13.000 Like, that's what I like to eat now.
00:35:14.000 And then, like, you'll be sleeping.
00:35:16.000 The dog's hungry. 1.00
00:35:16.000 He's like, fuck it, I'm just gonna snack out on this dude's feet. 1.00
00:35:19.000 It's a zombie dog. 1.00
00:35:20.000 You got a zombie dog in your hands now.
00:35:21.000 Looks like a bloodhound, too. 1.00
00:35:23.000 Dog's a goddamn horrible monster. 1.00
00:35:26.000 Meteor. 1.00
00:35:27.000 Human eater.
00:35:28.000 Wow.
00:35:29.000 That makes me feel super sick, man.
00:35:31.000 On another note, how about that Brian Ortega?
00:35:35.000 On another note, how about Brian Ortega, man?
00:35:38.000 I don't know what my show yesterday night.
00:35:40.000 It was awkward because me and Brian are super close.
00:35:42.000 And I don't know what it is because...
00:35:44.000 Same thing with Stipe.
00:35:45.000 Whenever I know these guys...
00:35:48.000 I know him from when I trained with him, and I've seen him in that light.
00:35:51.000 With Brian Ortega, I cornered him for one of his fights before he got to the UFC. And I knew him as that Brian Ortega, where all jiu-jitsu, cardio for days, but terrified to fight.
00:36:00.000 I know him as that Brian.
00:36:02.000 And now he's evolved into the No.
00:36:03.000 1 featherweight in the world.
00:36:04.000 So when he got the Frankie Edgar fight, I was like, God, I just feel like it's a terrible matchup, man.
00:36:10.000 I'm telling Henner, I'm like, what's he going to do?
00:36:12.000 And Henner's like, don't worry, man, don't worry.
00:36:14.000 And so on my show, which Brian and Henner listen to, they're like, dude, they come in, they're like, how are you going to pick against me?
00:36:19.000 I'm like, no, no, no.
00:36:20.000 I said my brain went with Frankie just because it's Frankie Edgar.
00:36:24.000 He's a legend.
00:36:25.000 My heart wanted you, Brian.
00:36:27.000 He's like, dude, it hurt my feelings.
00:36:28.000 I'm like, I'm sorry, man.
00:36:30.000 And I don't know what it is.
00:36:31.000 It was Stipe, too.
00:36:32.000 Whenever I see him, I know him as that version of them.
00:36:35.000 It's a problem that I have.
00:36:36.000 I like this gap.
00:36:37.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:36:38.000 People always do that.
00:36:39.000 They do that.
00:36:40.000 They remember someone by what they were when they were at their worst.
00:36:43.000 It's not even their worst, but it's in their infancy of their careers.
00:36:47.000 Well, let's not even say their worst.
00:36:48.000 Just say a lesser version of who they are now.
00:36:50.000 Correct.
00:36:51.000 Right?
00:36:51.000 It's like, do you ever get that feeling when you go back to high school?
00:36:54.000 Like, if I'm around someone from high school, I feel like a loser.
00:36:57.000 You know, this is a weird feeling.
00:36:59.000 100% when I go back to Denver, I'm almost not myself because I feel like this loser. 0.98
00:37:06.000 A loser. 0.85
00:37:07.000 Yeah, because you remember back who you were when you were insecure and starting out in life. 0.98
00:37:13.000 That's a normal thing.
00:37:14.000 They always say that about comedy clubs.
00:37:17.000 If you start out at a club, that club will never respect you. 0.92
00:37:21.000 They respect you when you leave, and maybe you get a TV show or something like that, and then come back, and they're like, yeah, yeah, I remember when you sucked, though. 0.98
00:37:28.000 They remember when you sucked. 0.96
00:37:29.000 I had a problem with that in Boston at first. 0.99
00:37:32.000 Really?
00:37:32.000 Yeah, because they remembered me as this guy who was an opener.
00:37:35.000 And then, you know, how am I a headliner?
00:37:37.000 They treated you like that.
00:37:37.000 You're not a headliner.
00:37:38.000 I remember when you were opening.
00:37:39.000 You did 20 minutes.
00:37:40.000 You opened.
00:37:41.000 That's what you do.
00:37:42.000 I know.
00:37:42.000 Like, you're not a headliner.
00:37:43.000 I had one night...
00:37:45.000 This isn't in my nature at all.
00:37:47.000 I'm going to go back.
00:37:48.000 I've just been busy.
00:37:49.000 But I had one night at the Laugh Factory where I just...
00:37:51.000 I bombed, man.
00:37:52.000 Bomb, bomb.
00:37:53.000 Like...
00:37:54.000 I was like, I should probably not do this at all.
00:37:56.000 Just...
00:37:57.000 One guy in the back just goes...
00:38:00.000 Boom! 0.99
00:38:01.000 I'm like...
00:38:01.000 No doubt.
00:38:02.000 No doubt, man.
00:38:03.000 I get in the car and I'm just driving down Sunset. 0.99
00:38:05.000 I'm like, what the fuck am I doing, man? 0.99
00:38:06.000 It's so embarrassing. 0.98
00:38:08.000 I haven't been back since.
00:38:09.000 But not because...
00:38:11.000 Because I'm like, oh, I'm scared of the Laugh Factory.
00:38:13.000 It's just that I've been at the store and just been on the grind.
00:38:16.000 But you do have it in your head.
00:38:17.000 Like, you got to get back up there and clean that up.
00:38:20.000 And literally, I think about it every day.
00:38:22.000 It's something back here. 0.99
00:38:23.000 It's like, get your ass up there, man. 0.99
00:38:25.000 I'm like, oh, but I'll go to the commie store. 1.00
00:38:27.000 Nope, get your ass up there. 1.00
00:38:29.000 See, that's an athlete's perspective. 0.99
00:38:30.000 That's the difference.
00:38:31.000 That's one of the things that I've been saying to people about you.
00:38:34.000 The difference between the way you've been approaching comedy and another person would do it, you're doing it from an athlete's perspective. 0.99
00:38:39.000 Like, you work hard at shit, and you know what your weaknesses are, and you fix those. 0.98
00:38:43.000 Other people ignore them. 1.00
00:38:45.000 It's a real problem.
00:38:46.000 You know, like someone who'll have a joke, and the joke doesn't do well, like several nights in a row, but they keep doing it the same way.
00:38:52.000 Like, why are you doing it the same way?
00:38:53.000 You need to cut some of that out.
00:38:55.000 You need to tweak this.
00:38:56.000 You need to turn that around.
00:38:57.000 You need to add something.
00:38:58.000 Maybe you're not explaining it enough, but if it's not doing well, and you keep doing it the same exact way...
00:39:03.000 Yeah, it's not the crowds, homie. 1.00
00:39:04.000 Yeah, you gotta figure out...
00:39:05.000 They're there to laugh.
00:39:06.000 People get stuck in a weird pattern, though, of wanting to do things the exact same way over and over again.
00:39:11.000 Oh, dude, nothing's better to me when it's such an honor, too.
00:39:15.000 If I'm at the comedy store, if I was at the comedy store in La Jolla and a comic go, hey, you should try this.
00:39:20.000 I listen to your joke, you should button with this or try this.
00:39:23.000 I'm like, dude, that's brilliant, man.
00:39:24.000 Yeah, every now and then someone will just nail it for you.
00:39:26.000 They just find, they see something that maybe you didn't see and you're like, oh.
00:39:30.000 Like you ever thought about going this direction?
00:39:32.000 I'm like, dude.
00:39:33.000 And it's not like they're writing your jokes like, hey, what if you went this direction?
00:39:36.000 I'm like, dude, that's brilliant, man.
00:39:37.000 That happens in martial arts, too, right?
00:39:40.000 Like hasn't someone like pointed something out to you like? 0.99
00:39:42.000 Oh shit. 0.99
00:39:43.000 Oh hundred percent with a choker Your hands are like this dude. 1.00
00:39:46.000 You ever tried it like this and I do that Yeah, that makes sense.
00:39:49.000 It's so much easier.
00:39:50.000 Yeah Sometimes things don't seem they like they'd be easier and they are like this That pretzel grip?
00:39:55.000 This weird grip?
00:39:56.000 You're like, why would I grab somebody like that?
00:39:58.000 And then you do it and you're like, oh!
00:39:59.000 If someone shows you.
00:40:01.000 But I feel like...
00:40:02.000 Not in my...
00:40:04.000 Yeah, it feels nice.
00:40:06.000 It feels nice.
00:40:07.000 Oh, you ain't getting none of that, are you? 0.99
00:40:08.000 Some Brian Ortega shit. 1.00
00:40:10.000 Dude, his guillotine is ridiculous. 1.00
00:40:12.000 How does he grip it? 0.99
00:40:13.000 And he's getting the...
00:40:14.000 He has all sorts of variations. 1.00
00:40:17.000 That motherfucker's nice with it. 1.00
00:40:18.000 He's here. 0.99
00:40:20.000 He's here a lot of times.
00:40:21.000 He goes flat.
00:40:22.000 He's so good at it.
00:40:23.000 So is he like Marcelo, like how Marcelo slides it under like a blade and then catches it?
00:40:28.000 Yeah, and he's the best at the world in it.
00:40:30.000 But he also... 0.96
00:40:32.000 He's getting the respect now from the crowd, because if you remember when Frankie kind of faked that shot and he got a hold of his neck, the entire crowd goes, because now it's like, oh shit, they realize what he's capable of. 0.87
00:40:43.000 When that dude gets a hold of your neck, it's a totally different proposition. 0.55
00:40:46.000 What he did to Cub Swanson at the end of the first round, he had Cub basically out. 0.99
00:40:52.000 Cub was fucked, and it was just a matter of the time ran out, but that shit was fully locked in and Cub wasn't going anywhere. 0.99
00:40:58.000 I got emotional yesterday when he came in the room because I haven't seen him since. 1.00
00:41:01.000 And I went, not even on air, I went, hold on, stop there.
00:41:04.000 I went, bro, hear me real quick.
00:41:06.000 Before anyone tells you this, I know you didn't touch all that.
00:41:08.000 I went, you're the number one featherweight in the world. 0.96
00:41:12.000 Remember when I coined you for that rough and nasty fight in Glendale, where the fuck it was? 0.93
00:41:17.000 Remember that? 0.95
00:41:17.000 Now you're the number one guy in the world, Brian. 0.95
00:41:19.000 Let that soak in.
00:41:20.000 He's the number one contender.
00:41:21.000 Max Holloway's the number one in the world.
00:41:23.000 He's ranked number one in the world.
00:41:25.000 Right, but number one contender.
00:41:26.000 True.
00:41:27.000 He's number one, all I'm saying.
00:41:28.000 Max Holloway's the champ.
00:41:30.000 Yeah, but that's the number one.
00:41:31.000 Correct.
00:41:31.000 Until they fight.
00:41:32.000 He's the champ, but he's ranked number one in the world.
00:41:34.000 That was the message.
00:41:35.000 I understand that. 1.00
00:41:36.000 If I was Max Holloway, I'd be like, motherfucker! 1.00
00:41:39.000 Well, they're going to fight for sure. 0.99
00:41:41.000 Max Holloway is the greatest featherweight in the world right now.
00:41:43.000 But for Brian Ortega to go from, it's crazy to see, man.
00:41:48.000 It's a very interesting fight.
00:41:49.000 It's nuts.
00:41:50.000 Because Ortega is super dangerous standing and on the ground he's on a totally different level than anybody else.
00:41:56.000 They're also the same size.
00:41:57.000 Max Holloway usually has a big advantage with reach and size, but now they're kind of equal.
00:42:02.000 Dude, Holloway's something special though, man.
00:42:04.000 He's something special.
00:42:05.000 Super special.
00:42:06.000 What he did to Aldo, what he did to Aldo was crazy.
00:42:09.000 Twice.
00:42:09.000 Twice.
00:42:10.000 And the second time, more emphatic.
00:42:12.000 Like he knew he was going to do it.
00:42:14.000 No, Max Holloway's something special.
00:42:15.000 Special.
00:42:16.000 And it's almost like when you watch what he does, you can't appreciate it until you see it a bunch of times.
00:42:23.000 Because what he's doing, he's not knocking someone out with one head kick.
00:42:26.000 He's not catching someone with some unbelievable, spectacular submission. 0.98
00:42:31.000 No, what he's doing is just fucking you up. 0.88
00:42:34.000 He's outclassing everybody. 0.97
00:42:35.000 Regularly.
00:42:35.000 But with technique, and he's ferocious.
00:42:37.000 What do you want to do?
00:42:38.000 You want to do technique?
00:42:39.000 You want to do pace?
00:42:40.000 You want to brawl? 0.99
00:42:41.000 You want to brawl? 0.99
00:42:41.000 I'm going to draw the line right here. 0.99
00:42:42.000 Come brawl.
00:42:43.000 See how that goes for you.
00:42:43.000 Yeah.
00:42:44.000 And that's what Brian can't fall into.
00:42:46.000 And Brian will be, I'm sure, in Vegas eyes, the underdog, which rightfully so.
00:42:50.000 It's Max Holloway, the greatest featherweight in the world right now.
00:42:52.000 So with Brian, he just has to be careful.
00:42:55.000 Max will lure you into that brawl, and he's not going to lose those brawls. 0.53
00:42:58.000 Yeah, he's very good at brawl, and that's for damn sure.
00:43:00.000 And the crazy thing was the llamas fight. 0.85
00:43:02.000 Oh my god. 1.00
00:43:03.000 Ricardo Lamas, he's beating his ass. 0.99
00:43:05.000 And then he just points to the center of the schedule. 0.99
00:43:07.000 Come on, man. 0.99
00:43:07.000 Let's fucking throw it out. 0.99
00:43:08.000 No, he's one of my favorite fighters, man. 1.00
00:43:09.000 He just bites his mouthpiece down.
00:43:11.000 It's just windmilling at him.
00:43:12.000 He can do that.
00:43:13.000 He can do technique.
00:43:14.000 You want to do jiu-jitsu, whatever you want to do.
00:43:15.000 Yep, whatever you want to do.
00:43:16.000 It sounds like, from what Brian told me, is they're aiming for that international fight week.
00:43:21.000 So you have DC, Stipe, maybe Cyborg, Amanda Nunes. 0.95
00:43:25.000 Then you got Brian Ortega, Max Holloway.
00:43:26.000 Well, Max just broke his foot.
00:43:28.000 So what are we at right now?
00:43:29.000 How many weeks is he out?
00:43:31.000 Is he even out of his cast yet?
00:43:32.000 I don't think he's out of his cast.
00:43:34.000 I saw a photo of him on Instagram.
00:43:36.000 It was about two weeks ago he had a cast on.
00:43:38.000 He's on Tough Helping DC, right, though?
00:43:40.000 He's probably doing it on crutches or standing on his cast.
00:43:45.000 So we're in March, April, May, June, July.
00:43:49.000 Four months.
00:43:51.000 A bone in a foot is not an easy one because you're always standing on it.
00:43:56.000 No, and then when you get back, it's going to take time.
00:43:58.000 Yeah, and then you're going to be real hesitant to kick things.
00:44:01.000 Well, hey, I'm not the one starting the room with International Fight Week.
00:44:04.000 That's what Ortega's hearing.
00:44:06.000 They want to do in Hawaii.
00:44:08.000 Obviously, Henner and Brian, they're like, we'd love to go to Hawaii, go to his hometown and do it.
00:44:12.000 But, you know, there's a lot of moving pieces for UFC to get to Hawaii.
00:44:16.000 Well, the other thing is inside and outside.
00:44:18.000 Like, how big of an arena do they have that's inside?
00:44:22.000 Well, outside they have the stadium, right?
00:44:24.000 They could do the giant stadium, which would sell out.
00:44:26.000 It would sell out, but what if it rained?
00:44:28.000 Which it does in Hawaii all the time.
00:44:30.000 Are we fighting in the rain?
00:44:31.000 Wet and Wild.
00:44:33.000 Remember that one?
00:44:33.000 You wouldn't watch that?
00:44:34.000 King of the Cage?
00:44:35.000 Yeah, you wouldn't watch that?
00:44:35.000 Rainy?
00:44:36.000 I mean, it'd be so weird, but...
00:44:39.000 No, you can't have that.
00:44:40.000 It's a good risk to have.
00:44:41.000 Yeah, it's a good risk to have.
00:44:42.000 You can't have it, though.
00:44:43.000 That would be phenomenal for Brian.
00:44:45.000 If they could just slip to the ground real quick.
00:44:47.000 Amazing for Brian.
00:44:49.000 He has a good advantage over almost everybody at 145 when it comes to jiu-jitsu.
00:44:55.000 Who doesn't he have an advantage of when it comes to jiu-jitsu at 145?
00:44:59.000 There's no one.
00:44:59.000 No one more dangerous than T-City as far as on the ground.
00:45:02.000 The way he locks onto things, there's a finality to it.
00:45:06.000 His strength and now his belief in himself with it.
00:45:09.000 He knows how dangerous he is.
00:45:10.000 And really, he's almost...
00:45:14.000 People haven't seen what that kid's capable of either.
00:45:16.000 We've seen some cool stuff, but some of his flying triangles, his flying arm bars, and his grips and stuff, and his guillotines, and he has a lot of cool setups that we haven't even touched on.
00:45:27.000 Yeah, he's one of the most impressive guys I've ever seen in terms of when he starts locking something up, you know it's over.
00:45:34.000 Game over.
00:45:34.000 Whoa!
00:45:35.000 Game over.
00:45:36.000 Just super high level.
00:45:38.000 Very interesting.
00:45:38.000 Because he doesn't have, like, world championship, you know, victories in his past, right?
00:45:43.000 No, he didn't come up through, like, the IBJFF, whatever the hell it is, or he didn't go to metamorphosis, anything like that.
00:45:49.000 He's just this kid that grew up on the Gracie mats, and over time was that kid who was just like, God damn, he's good, and just kept with it, kept with it, kept with it.
00:45:57.000 Yeah. 0.58
00:45:57.000 Now the crazy thing is his striking has become just as deadly. 0.58
00:46:01.000 Fluid, loose.
00:46:02.000 When you crack Frankie Edgar with an elbow like that, and then starch him with that uppercut, That's like, he can do that to you standing now?
00:46:09.000 He lift him off his feet?
00:46:10.000 Yeah.
00:46:11.000 Yeah.
00:46:11.000 It was incredible.
00:46:13.000 So where's the picnic?
00:46:14.000 Picnic's not standing.
00:46:15.000 Not right now. 0.97
00:46:17.000 For Max Holloway, he's probably looking at it going, the picnic for me is standing because he's so goddamn, you know, good at it. 0.91
00:46:23.000 But... 0.91
00:46:24.000 You can't just say that's a huge advantage anymore after you see Ortega.
00:46:28.000 Because remember, he's knocked out Clay Guido with knees.
00:46:30.000 After you knock out Frankie Edgar like that, you at least have to acknowledge the kid can do some stand-up damage.
00:46:36.000 I think, yes.
00:46:37.000 But I think there's a real concern if they're going to try to fight in July with Halloween not having enough time to recover.
00:46:43.000 I hope I'm wrong.
00:46:44.000 But when I'm looking at that, when you just said it's March, I was like, yeah, it is March, isn't it?
00:46:48.000 April, May, June, July.
00:46:50.000 That's four months.
00:46:53.000 How healed up are you after four months?
00:46:55.000 Are you ready to throw kicks and get your foot checked?
00:46:57.000 Well, who knows?
00:46:58.000 Maybe Dana told Brian, hey, we're shooting for July, summer, something like that, but they don't realize where Max Holloway is.
00:47:07.000 You know how this goes.
00:47:08.000 Maybe it's on another card.
00:47:09.000 Maybe I'm wrong, though.
00:47:10.000 Six weeks is what it takes for a bone to heal.
00:47:12.000 I'm sure Max will tweet us or something. 1.00
00:47:14.000 Yeah, I'm good right now, bitch. 1.00
00:47:15.000 Google what it takes for a healthy, what is Max, like 28? 1.00
00:47:19.000 No.
00:47:20.000 27?
00:47:21.000 Aren't him and Brian Ortega the same age?
00:47:23.000 A couple of young bucks.
00:47:24.000 And this won't be the last time you see a Brian Ortega and Max Holloway fight.
00:47:28.000 What's that?
00:47:29.000 He's 26. 26. Sorry.
00:47:31.000 Take this 27. Go to, how long does it take?
00:47:36.000 Just Google, how long does it take?
00:47:38.000 For a bone on a 26-year-old man to heal.
00:47:42.000 And then cut it in half because Max Holloway.
00:47:44.000 Yeah.
00:47:45.000 You know how the doctors, you're going to be out about six months.
00:47:48.000 Well, yes, if I'm a soccer mom, six months.
00:47:50.000 For me, it's going to be about three.
00:47:51.000 Thank you, sir. 1.00
00:47:52.000 I'm going to push it at three, you giant pussy. 1.00
00:47:56.000 That's also a way to blow out those ACL reconstructions. 1.00
00:47:58.000 That's how doctors are.
00:47:59.000 They used to all these old people. 1.00
00:48:00.000 Like, you're out for about a year.
00:48:02.000 That's true.
00:48:02.000 You need three months, dog.
00:48:03.000 Kick rocks. 0.99
00:48:04.000 You know what, man?
00:48:05.000 This tendon injury that I got.
00:48:08.000 I got golfer's elbow.
00:48:09.000 That really made me aware.
00:48:11.000 There's a difference between injuring a muscle and injuring a tendon.
00:48:14.000 100%.
00:48:15.000 They don't have much blood supply, man. 1.00
00:48:17.000 It's a fucking pain in the dick to get that to heal. 1.00
00:48:20.000 I'm stunned at how long it takes and how many different things I've done. 0.99
00:48:24.000 Since you told me that I was doing pull-ups and it started hurting here I've stopped doing for a little bit.
00:48:29.000 It's just here It's just this I started hurting in there and that's went to here and I'm like, you know, I'm gonna chill out on that stuff I got a chunk of something floating around there too.
00:48:36.000 You got like the piece of hard something or another I fell once in Alaska Callan and I were on this deer hunting trip and I slipped off the side of a cliff and Cracked my elbow on this rock and it was hurting for months afterwards Like every time I would do a chin-up it would hurt And I just sucked it up.
00:48:55.000 And I think I might have chipped a piece of bone off in there.
00:48:58.000 I think there's something floating.
00:48:59.000 Or it's a piece of calcium that's built up because of irritation that can happen.
00:49:04.000 Just let it ride, bro.
00:49:05.000 Yeah, let it ride, bro.
00:49:06.000 You got this, man.
00:49:07.000 Bro science. 0.99
00:49:07.000 Dude, speaking of people getting fucked up, how about that girl cyborg fight? 0.99
00:49:13.000 She looks scared. 0.99
00:49:14.000 When she got hit with the first one, her eyes were like, oh my god.
00:49:17.000 And god bless her, man, because your first fight in the UFC, here you go, this is what you always want, here's Cyborg main event, short notice, enjoy that.
00:49:25.000 Yeah, that's kind of a crazy thing to do, right?
00:49:27.000 Title shot, your first fight ever in the UFC? Title shot, your first fight ever, and nobody knows, literally nobody in the UFC knows who you are.
00:49:34.000 The UFC didn't even have a picture up of her until the week of the fight.
00:49:38.000 You've never...
00:49:39.000 I mean, she got submitted by Tanya Evinger.
00:49:42.000 That's tough.
00:49:42.000 She submitted Tanya, and then Tanya submitted her.
00:49:44.000 And we know that she's a 135-er.
00:49:47.000 Yeah, that's her, like, wincing in pain as Cyborg lowers the boom on her.
00:49:51.000 She took Cyborg down, though. 0.84
00:49:52.000 She did.
00:49:52.000 That weird...
00:49:53.000 Yeah, well, that was obviously the strategy.
00:49:56.000 The strategy was to close the distance, get that clinch, drag Cyborg to the ground. 0.73
00:50:01.000 She's a 135-er, man.
00:50:02.000 She really is not big enough.
00:50:04.000 But for Cyborg, it's like, what do you want me to do, man?
00:50:06.000 Like, there's no one in the division.
00:50:08.000 What is stopping that Megan Anderson chick from coming over? 1.00
00:50:11.000 Her work visa.
00:50:12.000 She doesn't have it? 0.95
00:50:14.000 She was here illegally or something like that.
00:50:15.000 I know that was the hold-up there. 1.00
00:50:17.000 Some bullshit. 0.99
00:50:18.000 Lawyers get on that. 1.00
00:50:19.000 I know, man.
00:50:20.000 Let's go.
00:50:21.000 Because she's a legit... 1.00
00:50:23.000 Competitor.
00:50:24.000 Big girl.
00:50:24.000 Pretty.
00:50:25.000 Australian. 1.00
00:50:26.000 Fight her ass off. 1.00
00:50:27.000 Tattooed up. 0.97
00:50:28.000 She's actually in the same weight class. 1.00
00:50:30.000 Legit 145. Yeah.
00:50:32.000 And she wants to fight.
00:50:34.000 Kat Zingano wanted to fight too. 1.00
00:50:36.000 She's talking all that shit for a while. 1.00
00:50:37.000 Can't someone call Trump? 1.00
00:50:39.000 Kat Zagano wants to fight? 0.83
00:50:40.000 Well, Kat Zagano did want the Cyborg fight, but since she lost that last one to Viera, split decision, Cyborg's not sniffing that. 1.00
00:50:48.000 No, no, no, no.
00:50:49.000 There's no way.
00:50:50.000 She's going to have to get a couple of it, because she lost her last one, too.
00:50:54.000 Who'd she lose to?
00:50:55.000 Juliana Pena?
00:50:56.000 Yeah.
00:50:57.000 She's taking too much.
00:50:58.000 You could see the ring rust was there and the nerves were there.
00:51:01.000 She needs time.
00:51:02.000 She needs time so she can compete there. 1.00
00:51:03.000 With Cyborg, I'm not even trying to be funny here.
00:51:06.000 She's not going to lose to a single woman.
00:51:08.000 She needs to fight two women or there needs to be a dude in there. 1.00
00:51:11.000 But one girl's not going to beat her. 1.00
00:51:13.000 I hate to tell you guys.
00:51:14.000 I don't know how you're going to market that.
00:51:17.000 You're telling me you wouldn't watch her ever CM Punk?
00:51:19.000 Well, I think you put her as co-main event a lot on some cards that have a lot of great fights.
00:51:25.000 I just think that the problem is...
00:51:26.000 Oh, I'll watch her.
00:51:27.000 People are always going to be willing to watch whoever steps in and fights her. 1.00
00:51:31.000 But to have her be the center of a giant event, I think it's going to take a real challenger. 0.97
00:51:35.000 Like Holly. 0.78
00:51:36.000 Those ratings were good.
00:51:37.000 Like, yeah, that was a good fight.
00:51:38.000 Because that was a fight where people were like, hmm, Holly, you know, is legit. 1.00
00:51:42.000 Like, real skillful boxer.
00:51:43.000 It shows you how good Holly is, too, because it went to decision.
00:51:45.000 Although she... 1.00
00:51:46.000 You know, Holly was never really winning that fight.
00:51:48.000 She made some hard shots. 1.00
00:51:50.000 Yeah, she got lit up.
00:51:51.000 You realize when you're in there fighting Cyborg, it's a totally different proposition.
00:51:54.000 When you see Cyborg, you're just like, oh man, she's never going to lose until Father Time, I guess, touches her on the shoulder.
00:52:00.000 But right now...
00:52:01.000 She's only 32. Isn't that crazy?
00:52:04.000 It's not young, but it's not old either.
00:52:06.000 No, she's not old.
00:52:07.000 That's prime.
00:52:08.000 She could do this for another five years.
00:52:09.000 Easy.
00:52:10.000 When, you know, you think about how long she's been around, like way back in the Gino Carano fight, how old was she then?
00:52:16.000 Jesus, man.
00:52:17.000 Super young.
00:52:18.000 Super young.
00:52:18.000 She's been doing it for a minute.
00:52:20.000 Dude, do you ever watch that fight again?
00:52:21.000 It's not a bad fight.
00:52:23.000 People don't give Gina enough credit. 0.98
00:52:24.000 No.
00:52:24.000 Gina mounted her at one point, Tom.
00:52:26.000 Gina, first team, all die in peace. 0.59
00:52:27.000 Captain of the team.
00:52:28.000 Yeah, she's pretty hot. 1.00
00:52:30.000 But out of respect to Kevin Ross, this will be the end of this conversation when it comes to how hot Gina Carano is.
00:52:34.000 Oh, is that our man?
00:52:36.000 What's he do?
00:52:37.000 Kevin Ross, the Muay Thai fighter.
00:52:39.000 Oh, yeah, he's all tatted up.
00:52:40.000 They're still together?
00:52:41.000 Yeah.
00:52:41.000 Good for them, man.
00:52:42.000 Good for them.
00:52:43.000 Hopefully she's a Deadpool, too. 1.00
00:52:45.000 Oh, here's the fight.
00:52:46.000 Yeah, she's got to be very cool, because he's very cool. 0.98
00:52:48.000 Damn, look at this at the beginning of the fight. 0.97
00:52:50.000 She's just teeing off on Gina. 0.99
00:52:52.000 She takes her down and fucks up, and Gina winds up on top of her. 1.00
00:52:55.000 Look at Gina doing work. 1.00
00:52:57.000 People forget how good that girl was, man.
00:52:59.000 Oh, she's very good.
00:53:00.000 Look at the cyborg girl for the heel hook. 1.00
00:53:01.000 Every girl should give her royalties for starting women's MMA, let's be real. 1.00
00:53:04.000 She actually had a half-assed heel hook here, or a half-decent heel hook here. 1.00
00:53:08.000 Gina turning and getting out of it.
00:53:10.000 Yeah, she popped out.
00:53:11.000 Yeah, Gina Cronk. 1.00
00:53:12.000 I mean, she just...
00:53:13.000 Think how big Gina Cronk would be if she was in the sport right now. 1.00
00:53:16.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:53:17.000 Cyborg's hitting her with some hammers.
00:53:20.000 This was, uh, yeah, she would be gigantic.
00:53:22.000 She'd be so big.
00:53:23.000 Because she was big when the UFC was really in its infancy.
00:53:28.000 She was big on Showtime.
00:53:29.000 What year do you think this fight was, if you had to guess?
00:53:32.000 2004?
00:53:34.000 Six.
00:53:35.000 Nine.
00:53:35.000 2009?
00:53:36.000 Really?
00:53:37.000 Nine.
00:53:38.000 Wow. 0.94
00:53:39.000 Cyborg, vicious kick to the body.
00:53:41.000 So Cyborg was only like, what, 22-ish?
00:53:44.000 Her takedowns are so bad.
00:53:45.000 She fell down again and this time Gina mounts her. 1.00
00:53:47.000 Look at that.
00:53:47.000 Like, people forget.
00:53:48.000 Gina's getting a mount because of Cyborg's mistakes on these takedowns. 1.00
00:53:51.000 That's great, but she's still mounted. 0.99
00:53:52.000 Hell yeah.
00:53:53.000 This is the most trouble we've ever seen Cyborg in besides that Muay Thai fight.
00:53:56.000 And Gina's gonna let her up. 1.00
00:53:58.000 No, Gina was an absolute monster. 1.00
00:54:00.000 People forget, man. 0.81
00:54:02.000 But with Cyborg, I'm dead serious.
00:54:04.000 I'm even trying to be funny.
00:54:04.000 Unless two women enter that octagon against her, she's not gonna lose.
00:54:08.000 Or you need to get Khabib up in that bitch. 1.00
00:54:11.000 Well, she obviously has some physical attributes. 1.00
00:54:15.000 Now, when you think about the rest of the women at 145, no one stands out. 0.98
00:54:20.000 What they're going to do is Amanda Nunes. 1.00
00:54:21.000 That's the fight.
00:54:22.000 Amanda Nunes wants it. 1.00
00:54:24.000 Cyborg wants it.
00:54:26.000 I like the fight.
00:54:27.000 I think technically Amanda Nunes is better as far as a technician as Cyborg. 1.00
00:54:33.000 However, let's say that's five rounds, even three rounds.
00:54:36.000 Over those three rounds, I don't think she possesses the same power as Cyborg.
00:54:42.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:54:42.000 When Cyborg hits a girl, you see it on their face.
00:54:46.000 The stoppage of Gina Carano, we're watching on the big screen, it's horrific.
00:54:49.000 Yeah, it's a tough one.
00:54:50.000 It's horrific.
00:54:51.000 When she gets her down, like the hammers that she drops on her.
00:54:54.000 I'm more of a Cyborg fan now.
00:54:57.000 Back then, I was first-team All-Gina.
00:55:01.000 No one wanted that.
00:55:02.000 No one wanted that.
00:55:04.000 Did she test positive for this fight?
00:55:07.000 No, I thought it was after this.
00:55:08.000 It was another fight.
00:55:09.000 Yeah, it was in this fight.
00:55:10.000 That'd be way bigger news.
00:55:11.000 But Cyborg Amanda's a good fight. 1.00
00:55:14.000 That's a real good fight.
00:55:15.000 And I'm a huge Amanda Nunes fan.
00:55:17.000 I just think over that time, she's going to land some shots on Cyborg. 0.82
00:55:21.000 Cyborg will get hit, but when Cyborg hits you, you can't play that game with her. 0.94
00:55:25.000 There's no female in the world who can play that game with her. 1.00
00:55:28.000 You give me one, I'll take one.
00:55:30.000 You here.
00:55:30.000 You here.
00:55:31.000 It just doesn't work.
00:55:32.000 Yeah.
00:55:33.000 Who knows, man?
00:55:34.000 That's interesting.
00:55:35.000 It's a great fight, though.
00:55:36.000 I like that fight.
00:55:36.000 Amanda's got legit one-punch power.
00:55:39.000 Legit smack-em-up power.
00:55:41.000 Real black belt in jiu-jitsu.
00:55:43.000 Very good at fighting.
00:55:44.000 Knows how to fight.
00:55:45.000 Phenomenal fighter.
00:55:46.000 Yeah, she knows how to fight. 1.00
00:55:47.000 Forget about all the things that she can do.
00:55:49.000 She puts it together well.
00:55:50.000 You know who can fight?
00:55:51.000 Cyborg.
00:55:52.000 Yep.
00:55:53.000 She's the greatest female fighter of all time.
00:55:55.000 It's hard to argue.
00:55:55.000 It's hard to argue, right?
00:55:57.000 Yeah, it's hard to argue.
00:55:58.000 There's some caveats in there, obviously, but it's hard to argue.
00:56:02.000 Yeah, there's some caveats, I guess, if we're going to go down that road.
00:56:05.000 But still, in the UFC with the USADA testing, she's still the best.
00:56:09.000 So that kind of takes it out of the window.
00:56:11.000 Well, she was the best back then.
00:56:12.000 She tested hot.
00:56:13.000 Cool.
00:56:13.000 Now she's in the most strict testing pool of all time.
00:56:16.000 She's still dominating.
00:56:18.000 So where's your argument there now?
00:56:19.000 Well, you know the argument. 0.99
00:56:20.000 That she retained all the shit from when she was taking it back in the day? 0.99
00:56:25.000 You definitely retained something. 0.99
00:56:26.000 Not everything, though.
00:56:27.000 Ask Hector Lombard.
00:56:28.000 It's a question.
00:56:29.000 Ask Vitor Belfort.
00:56:30.000 Right.
00:56:30.000 That's true.
00:56:31.000 But those are men.
00:56:32.000 It's different. 1.00
00:56:33.000 The idea of a guy taking shit or a girl taking it. 0.99
00:56:38.000 Don't you think they're different? 0.99
00:56:39.000 It's different, but it's different.
00:56:42.000 There's an argument there, but it's not different to the point where after, was that 2009 you said?
00:56:46.000 So after nine years, she's still retaining this muscle mass.
00:56:50.000 She was born a bigger female. 0.98
00:56:52.000 That's true, too.
00:56:53.000 That's true, too.
00:56:54.000 No matter what Gabby Garcia did, she's still 6'4". 0.95
00:56:56.000 Correct.
00:56:57.000 She's still a giant.
00:56:58.000 Dude, she was at the UFC. I was like, holy shit. 1.00
00:57:01.000 You're scared. 1.00
00:57:02.000 Terrifying.
00:57:02.000 She's way too big.
00:57:03.000 I'm terrified of all of them.
00:57:05.000 She's giant.
00:57:05.000 She's so big.
00:57:06.000 She wasn't sitting like a lady, so security had to come behind you and DC and step in front of her. 1.00
00:57:12.000 She can't sit like a lady. 1.00
00:57:14.000 She's got Hulk legs. 1.00
00:57:15.000 She might. 1.00
00:57:16.000 How the fuck is she crossing those legs, bro? 1.00
00:57:20.000 It's too much damage. 1.00
00:57:21.000 They're so big.
00:57:23.000 If you have one of them super tank crossfit squat girls, those giant legs. 1.00
00:57:29.000 With the blood ass and the quads in the front. 1.00
00:57:31.000 Can they even cross their legs? 1.00
00:57:33.000 I'm sure.
00:57:34.000 How could they cross their legs?
00:57:34.000 You can cross your legs.
00:57:35.000 You have some thick ass legs. 1.00
00:57:36.000 I cross my legs as comfortable. 1.00
00:57:38.000 And I got a pterodactyl dick in between. 1.00
00:57:43.000 Dude, I don't think pterodactyls have big dicks. 1.00
00:57:44.000 You might want to change that one up. 0.91
00:57:45.000 It's a bird.
00:57:46.000 Well, they have tails. 0.94
00:57:48.000 Do they?
00:57:48.000 I don't know.
00:57:49.000 They're a bird.
00:57:50.000 They're not a dinosaur.
00:57:52.000 Well, they're not a dinosaur, yeah.
00:57:53.000 Did you know that?
00:57:54.000 They're in a class themselves.
00:57:55.000 Yeah, someone was telling me that.
00:57:57.000 My kid told me that.
00:57:58.000 Oh, that's right. 1.00
00:57:59.000 A fucking seven-year-old. 1.00
00:58:00.000 See, this way right here, this is uncomfortable as fuck. 1.00
00:58:02.000 Oh, I'm so comfy. 0.99
00:58:03.000 This is a nut cruncher.
00:58:05.000 I'm so comfortable.
00:58:06.000 Yeah, but you got an extra foot of leg.
00:58:08.000 Yeah, there's a lot of room here.
00:58:10.000 But with Gabby Garcia, remember when she was like big, bloated girl and she got shred city?
00:58:16.000 Yeah, shred city for a while.
00:58:17.000 All natural.
00:58:17.000 Oh, totally natural.
00:58:18.000 Shred city. 0.96
00:58:19.000 And then she back to in between?
00:58:20.000 She's back to giant again.
00:58:22.000 I think Japan...
00:58:22.000 Why not try and cut to 45?
00:58:24.000 What are you talking about?
00:58:26.000 45?
00:58:27.000 Dude, she's 6'4". 1.00
00:58:28.000 Do you know if she's 6'4"? 1.00
00:58:30.000 You want to be in the UFC or not?
00:58:31.000 She can't make 45. What are you going to do?
00:58:33.000 Cyborg cut from 70 to make it? 0.83
00:58:35.000 She's good friends with Cyborg.
00:58:36.000 Look how big she was when she got small and how big she is now. 0.81
00:58:41.000 She was hot when she was small.
00:58:43.000 She wasn't bad.
00:58:45.000 That's what I saw.
00:58:46.000 That's what I saw in the air.
00:58:48.000 Like, look at that.
00:58:49.000 That's when she was on the Ultimate Fighter with Vanderlei.
00:58:51.000 I wonder where she's at mentally when she sees herself.
00:58:53.000 Does she dig that?
00:58:54.000 Because a lot of dudes are into that.
00:58:56.000 She can't go online.
00:58:58.000 Look at that size!
00:58:59.000 I had a friend who's a female bodybuilder. 1.00
00:59:02.000 Thick.
00:59:02.000 Thicker than a Snickers.
00:59:03.000 Definitely Deca, Gold's Gym, just in her ass. 1.00
00:59:07.000 Yeah, just protein powder seeping out of her goddamn eyes. 1.00
00:59:10.000 Get that pink one above it, to the right. 1.00
00:59:13.000 Above and to the right.
00:59:15.000 Okay.
00:59:15.000 That's acceptable.
00:59:16.000 You're not mad at it.
00:59:16.000 Not mad at it at all.
00:59:17.000 So at one point in time in the recent future, she got down to the body of a really hot CrossFit.
00:59:23.000 How much did she weigh there though?
00:59:24.000 She's probably still a thousand pounds. 1.00
00:59:26.000 She's six foot four. 0.63
00:59:27.000 That's mean, bro.
00:59:28.000 What do you think?
00:59:29.000 160 there?
00:59:30.000 No, I bet she's 200 there. 0.98
00:59:32.000 She's six foot four? 1.00
00:59:32.000 She's 200. Bro, she's not 200 pounds there. 1.00
00:59:35.000 I bet she's 200, don't you think?
00:59:37.000 Jamie.
00:59:37.000 Jamie?
00:59:38.000 She's six foot four. 0.63
00:59:41.000 Come on, bro.
00:59:42.000 Okay, maybe she's 195, but I'm not going any lower than that.
00:59:45.000 That's a big girl.
00:59:46.000 Is she a legit 6'4"? 1.00
00:59:48.000 Pretty sure.
00:59:51.000 Find out how tall she is. 0.68
00:59:52.000 She's stronger than me.
00:59:53.000 That's whatever.
00:59:54.000 But there's some dude to her. 0.96
00:59:56.000 There's a market for that.
00:59:57.000 I got a friend who was a bodybuilder.
00:59:58.000 She was busy because she would do a little bit of strains for some change and get oiled up. 0.95
01:00:05.000 She's only 6'2".
01:00:06.000 I'm sorry.
01:00:07.000 236. 6'2".
01:00:08.000 We can make 145. She's gotta lose a hundred pounds. 1.00
01:00:13.000 No big deal.
01:00:14.000 Anthony Rumble John's going, say what?
01:00:15.000 I got you.
01:00:15.000 What do you think would happen if she just got completely off of everything and just ran marathons?
01:00:20.000 What do you think she'd get down to? 0.81
01:00:22.000 I don't think she's lower than 160. She's what?
01:00:24.000 236? 1.00
01:00:25.000 Look at the fucking size of her! 1.00
01:00:27.000 Probably 170. Jesus Christ! 1.00
01:00:29.000 Look at that girl. 1.00
01:00:30.000 I'm going to death right now.
01:00:32.000 Look at this poor girl. 1.00
01:00:33.000 Did you see her beat up the grandma? 1.00
01:00:36.000 Yes, with the knee brace.
01:00:37.000 She beat up a grandma with a knee brace, bro. 0.98
01:00:39.000 That grandma is a struggle city.
01:00:42.000 Here's her. 1.00
01:00:42.000 First of all, she's really good at jiu-jitsu, by the way. 1.00
01:00:45.000 Phenomenal.
01:00:46.000 You know Mackenzie Dern and her have matches. 1.00
01:00:48.000 Yeah, Mackenzie beat her on points. 0.99
01:00:50.000 How crazy is that?
01:00:51.000 That's how badass Mackenzie Dern is. 1.00
01:00:52.000 She poked this chick. 1.00
01:00:54.000 Apparently.
01:00:54.000 If I'm that chick, I'd fake like I get poked, too.
01:00:57.000 Yeah, good move.
01:00:58.000 I'd fall down.
01:00:59.000 I'd black out.
01:00:59.000 She's rushing, though.
01:01:00.000 She'll get murdered. 0.99
01:01:01.000 She gets back to Russia. 0.99
01:01:02.000 She's got to get in there. 0.98
01:01:03.000 Someone's got to bet.
01:01:04.000 I bet you make it to one minute.
01:01:06.000 Survive any way you can for one minute.
01:01:09.000 Dude, I just...
01:01:10.000 Boom.
01:01:11.000 How do they not have her fight, dude? 1.00
01:01:12.000 It's a whole fight.
01:01:13.000 Oh, that's it?
01:01:14.000 That was a no contest.
01:01:15.000 Oh, good move for her. 0.99
01:01:16.000 Good for the Russian. 1.00
01:01:17.000 She's like, no, no more can go.
01:01:18.000 The fight has gone one minute.
01:01:21.000 My obligation is over here.
01:01:23.000 Dude, think about Herbert Cyborg.
01:01:25.000 Herbert Cyborg. 1.00
01:01:26.000 Cyborg will fuck her up. 1.00
01:01:27.000 Jeff Nowitzki, take a hike for a couple weeks. 1.00
01:01:30.000 Cyborg is so much better standing up than her. 1.00
01:01:32.000 She would have to take Cyborg down, and Cyborg would fuck her up. 0.99
01:01:34.000 But wouldn't you want to watch that? 1.00
01:01:36.000 No!
01:01:36.000 Really?
01:01:38.000 For obvious reasons that we can't talk about.
01:01:41.000 Look at that.
01:01:42.000 There she is right there. 0.99
01:01:43.000 But legit black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
01:01:47.000 You can say whatever you want about it, but the girl works her ass off. 1.00
01:01:50.000 Works her ass off.
01:01:51.000 No matter what you take, you don't get that big unless you're training hard. 0.97
01:01:57.000 She's just dropping bombs on this chick. 1.00
01:01:59.000 Her striking's gotten a lot better.
01:02:00.000 A lot more smooth and relaxed.
01:02:03.000 Like, she was having a hard time when she first got...
01:02:05.000 Ooh, she got tagged. 1.00
01:02:05.000 Oh, shit, she got dropped. 1.00
01:02:07.000 Oh, Jesus, she got tagged. 1.00
01:02:08.000 That Leah DeTapa is doing work.
01:02:10.000 She looks like... 0.77
01:02:11.000 Oh, she got tagged again. 1.00
01:02:14.000 Damn, her striking is... 1.00
01:02:16.000 Terrible. 1.00
01:02:17.000 Well, she's hurt.
01:02:18.000 She's hurt.
01:02:18.000 She's just winging it.
01:02:19.000 I know, but this is what got me, Joe.
01:02:21.000 Oh, look at this chick's going, come on, come on, come to the center. 1.00
01:02:23.000 Come to the center. 0.99
01:02:24.000 Damn, she's like, bring it! 1.00
01:02:25.000 She's getting a little emotional, though. 0.99
01:02:27.000 That Ryzen's just free-for-all, and I appreciate it.
01:02:30.000 Ryzen's so gangster.
01:02:31.000 They're so gangster.
01:02:32.000 They're trying to bring back the golden days.
01:02:35.000 I know.
01:02:35.000 You know what?
01:02:36.000 That day's over, so kind of give it a rest, but I like what they're doing.
01:02:39.000 You see, Bellator brought Cro-Crop back. 0.99
01:02:41.000 I know.
01:02:41.000 Cro-Crop Roy.
01:02:43.000 Just don't test anybody.
01:02:44.000 We've seen that.
01:02:44.000 Just don't test anybody.
01:02:45.000 Please.
01:02:46.000 Please.
01:02:47.000 Bellator, just stop testing people.
01:02:48.000 That's all I was saying with the Jon Jones thing against Brock Lesnar.
01:02:51.000 Hey, Jeff Nowitzki, let's go grab a cup of coffee while these boys rumble, huh?
01:02:57.000 Hey, Jeff, I love you.
01:02:58.000 Why don't you go on vacation to Hawaii while Jon and Brock take a little trip here?
01:03:03.000 The UFC is clean.
01:03:05.000 But the belt of it doesn't have to be.
01:03:07.000 The UFC decided to go down that USADA road, and they've committed to it.
01:03:12.000 It's changed the game.
01:03:14.000 Legitimately.
01:03:15.000 For sure.
01:03:15.000 But, let's be honest.
01:03:16.000 When you've got a legend like Krokop, he still wants to fight.
01:03:22.000 Just give him a little help.
01:03:23.000 100%?
01:03:24.000 Just a little help.
01:03:25.000 Come on.
01:03:26.000 That's real.
01:03:27.000 I'm not saying he needs it.
01:03:29.000 It's not a knock on him.
01:03:31.000 He's upset at me.
01:03:32.000 Because Boss Rutten was saying that during one of his fights that they paid him all this money and they had to bring all this money back.
01:03:41.000 Like, Boss is explaining how they brought him into a room.
01:03:43.000 Boss said it.
01:03:43.000 You didn't say it.
01:03:44.000 Boss said it.
01:03:44.000 But he thinks that I said it.
01:03:45.000 Because it was on your show?
01:03:47.000 Yeah, it was on my show.
01:03:48.000 I didn't know what Boss was going to say.
01:03:49.000 And if I heard anything about it, I heard it from Boss.
01:03:52.000 Because Boss worked there. 0.94
01:03:53.000 And Boss is just fucking hilarious. 0.91
01:03:55.000 And he's telling me about how they would pay those guys in cash. 0.98
01:03:58.000 Well, he doesn't like you. 0.82
01:03:59.000 He likes me and I punched him in the face.
01:04:01.000 So, me and him are friends.
01:04:04.000 But I just want him to know.
01:04:05.000 I'm a big fan.
01:04:06.000 I don't want anything bad for Crow Cup. 0.98
01:04:09.000 I always enjoyed watching him.
01:04:10.000 He's the example that I always use of what happens when you get an explosive striker versus a technical striker in MMA. I think when you get a high-level striker that's used to a certain style of fighting, and then they fight in MMA, sometimes that style doesn't translate over.
01:04:24.000 I don't think Peter Ertz would have done that good as an MMA fighter.
01:04:27.000 I don't think Ernesto Hoost would have done that good.
01:04:31.000 They would have to have changed the way they strike because they're so technical and really fun to watch fighting.
01:04:36.000 They would brawl for sure.
01:04:38.000 But what Merkle would do was have these big one shots, these big one kicks, these big one punches, just jump in with one shot, super fast and quick.
01:04:49.000 That is really beneficial in MMA, more so even than kickboxing.
01:04:54.000 Because of the volume?
01:04:55.000 Well, he's fighting guys who are, at the time, were...
01:05:01.000 They were concerned about takedowns.
01:05:03.000 You're concerned about all these different things that could possibly happen in an MMA fight, right?
01:05:07.000 So no one stands the way they stand in kickboxing.
01:05:10.000 When they're standing in kickboxing, they're more sideways, they're more light on their feet, they're moving around, because they don't have to worry about being taken down.
01:05:17.000 It's a totally different proposition.
01:05:18.000 It's also a dance and a rhythm.
01:05:21.000 Yeah, so a guy like Hoos would just pick you apart, start leg-kicking you, chopping down.
01:05:25.000 If he's got to think about takedowns, even really great strikers are susceptible to one-pot shots in MMA because there's so many more things you're thinking of.
01:05:33.000 That's why Kevin Randleman cracked Krokop and knocked him out in that fight.
01:05:37.000 Because he's got to worry about the takedown.
01:05:39.000 Like, if they were just in a kickboxing fight, Kevin Randleman and Krokop just in K1. Nightmare for Kevin Randleman.
01:05:45.000 It's a nightmare for Kevin Randleman.
01:05:46.000 Think about Wonderboy Woodley.
01:05:48.000 You know, Wonderboy all day, if they get a kickboxing match, Wonderboy lights him up.
01:05:53.000 Woodley, that one-shot power, and he dropped Wonderboy before.
01:05:58.000 I gotta say that even in kickboxing, Woodley, I think, would do very well because he's so powerful.
01:06:04.000 You'd be able to manage it more, though.
01:06:06.000 You'd be able to manage it.
01:06:07.000 You'd be able to manage it.
01:06:08.000 You'd catch more, and also his punches aren't as dangerous.
01:06:12.000 So when he's hitting you, it's not as dangerous.
01:06:15.000 You can catch the kicks a little bit better.
01:06:17.000 It's still not fun.
01:06:18.000 Hell no.
01:06:19.000 But Woodley and that octagon's a nightmare with that one-shot power.
01:06:22.000 Yeah, those little gloves.
01:06:24.000 God, hopefully he fights soon, man.
01:06:25.000 He's going to.
01:06:26.000 He had shoulder surgery.
01:06:28.000 He had a torn labrum.
01:06:29.000 So he's pounding on that, trying to get that fixed up.
01:06:32.000 Probably be Dos Anjos.
01:06:33.000 That's what they're going to do.
01:06:34.000 Maybe they'll do that International Fight Week, too.
01:06:36.000 Dun, dun, dun.
01:06:37.000 Everybody getting paid.
01:06:39.000 Sizzler.
01:06:40.000 We're going to Sizzler.
01:06:40.000 We're trying to get these ratings up for Fox Buys WWE. Can you imagine if Brock's first fight back is Jon Jones?
01:06:46.000 Yeah, I can.
01:06:47.000 Yeah, I can, sir. 1.00
01:06:48.000 This is the card I'm looking at, motherfuckers. 1.00
01:06:50.000 Not in July. 1.00
01:06:51.000 Yes!
01:06:52.000 Yes!
01:06:53.000 Stipe, DC. John Jones, Brock.
01:06:57.000 Preach.
01:06:58.000 Tyron Woodley, Dos Anjos.
01:07:01.000 Ortega, Max Holloway.
01:07:03.000 Amanda Nunez, Cyborg. 0.96
01:07:04.000 We bustin' this load on this one card.
01:07:09.000 We can still do the ratings.
01:07:11.000 Dude, that place would be...
01:07:13.000 That would be insane.
01:07:14.000 It would be insane.
01:07:15.000 That would be one of the greatest cards of all time.
01:07:17.000 And then on top, you sprinkle in?
01:07:19.000 Let's sprinkle a little CM Punk.
01:07:23.000 You wouldn't be able to do that one.
01:07:25.000 Why?
01:07:25.000 Because that one needs so much money.
01:07:28.000 The one that I'm thinking about?
01:07:30.000 Which one?
01:07:31.000 You know the one.
01:07:32.000 Which one, Joe?
01:07:33.000 The one that was a lot of sprinkles on top.
01:07:34.000 Which one?
01:07:35.000 You know that boxer guy?
01:07:36.000 What's his name?
01:07:37.000 Oh, you're talking about Floyd Tampunk.
01:07:38.000 Something money that we keep talking about?
01:07:40.000 If that happened, this is, by the way, I believe you and I were the first to speculate this publicly.
01:07:45.000 Correct.
01:07:46.000 I think that's the fight.
01:07:47.000 I think that's the fight to make.
01:07:48.000 I agree.
01:07:48.000 I don't know if it'll ever happen, but I think if it does happen, it happens on its own individual card.
01:07:52.000 You put a kick-ass card underneath it, but I don't know if you put a UFC 200-sized kick-ass card underneath it.
01:07:58.000 No, because Floyd and CM Punk's going to sell.
01:08:01.000 And also, if you're Floyd, just looking at it from Floyd's perspective, alright, pay me this much money, which is a boatload of cash, and also, give me the guy who has zero experience like me in CM Punk, who's a huge name.
01:08:13.000 So it makes sense.
01:08:14.000 It's the only fight to make for Floyd, because Conor will literally kill him.
01:08:18.000 Yeah, he can't do that.
01:08:19.000 It wouldn't be fair.
01:08:20.000 It's not fair.
01:08:21.000 Conor would beat up Floyd and CM Punk in the same night.
01:08:23.000 People would understand the difference between Conor boxing Floyd, which he got clearly outclassed, but he hit him.
01:08:30.000 Like, Floyd's not going to do anything.
01:08:32.000 No, it's no competition.
01:08:33.000 It doesn't make sense.
01:08:34.000 It's going to be awful.
01:08:34.000 It doesn't make sense.
01:08:35.000 Floyd's ceiling probably makes sense.
01:08:37.000 He'll get kicked once in the legs and be like, oh my god, now I can't walk.
01:08:40.000 And then he gets kicked in the same spot.
01:08:42.000 Like, oh Jesus Christ.
01:08:43.000 And he's folding over. 0.86
01:08:44.000 Then he's getting front kicked in the gut. 1.00
01:08:46.000 Conor's talking shit to him. 1.00
01:08:47.000 You get head kicked viciously. 1.00
01:08:49.000 And then you're on that highlight reel.
01:08:50.000 And the UFC's using that loop over and over and over.
01:08:53.000 And it takes one clinch.
01:08:54.000 Just one clinch.
01:08:55.000 And you're on your back.
01:08:57.000 If you're CM Punk then you're fighting Floyd, I'm army crawling over to Floyd. 0.99
01:09:01.000 Go ahead and punch me, bro. 0.96
01:09:02.000 I say you stand karate style. 0.99
01:09:03.000 You stand karate style and you throw sidekicks.
01:09:06.000 And you just walk towards him throwing sidekicks.
01:09:08.000 There's so much distance.
01:09:08.000 Until you get him to the cage?
01:09:09.000 Yes!
01:09:10.000 Why would you even want to box him?
01:09:12.000 You stand total Wonderboy side stance.
01:09:14.000 Just stand like this.
01:09:15.000 Way back, Liotta Machida style, and just throw sidekicks.
01:09:18.000 Keep him off you. 0.99
01:09:19.000 And then when the move is, whenever it happens, Get that clench and throw fucking everything in there. 0.99
01:09:24.000 The guy weighs 145 legitimate pounds. 0.99
01:09:27.000 That's what Floyd weighs.
01:09:28.000 I would even just bear hug him and just pull him on top of me and sweep him and get full amount.
01:09:33.000 I would literally just come at Floyd like this.
01:09:35.000 Just walk straight forward like the Terminator.
01:09:37.000 Floyd can make welterweight.
01:09:39.000 He can make welterweight in boxing.
01:09:40.000 He could.
01:09:41.000 That's the only problem with this fight that we're speculating.
01:09:44.000 What weight are they going to fight at?
01:09:45.000 CM Punk's not small.
01:09:47.000 No, he was a legit-sized 170. So he would...
01:09:52.000 We going catchweight here?
01:09:53.000 He'd have to be catchweight.
01:09:54.000 At 60?
01:09:55.000 See, that's the other thing. 0.96
01:09:56.000 You drain CM Punk down to 160, and he's fucksville. 0.58
01:09:59.000 Yeah, let's do that. 0.92
01:10:00.000 Yeah.
01:10:00.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:10:02.000 At 170, he doesn't have a lot of muscle, but he's got a little bit of fat.
01:10:09.000 He might be able to do 65 if he does it smart and long.
01:10:12.000 He takes a long time to do it, adjusts his calories, really ramps up his cardio, just forces himself to do an hour of cardio after every training session.
01:10:20.000 Has anyone seen him lately?
01:10:21.000 That man looking thinner.
01:10:22.000 No.
01:10:23.000 He's gonna have to look a lot thinner to get that fight. 0.99
01:10:25.000 Or Floyd just says, I don't give a fuck. 0.98
01:10:27.000 I'm gonna light this dude up. 0.99
01:10:28.000 Because when they're standing, when he's got to close the distance on CM Punk, Floyd has four ounce gloves on. 0.98
01:10:35.000 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.97
01:10:36.000 And he's impossible to hit. 0.99
01:10:37.000 You're not gonna hit him.
01:10:39.000 That's not happening. 0.98
01:10:39.000 And he can catch it coming in and it's gonna be fucking night-night. 0.98
01:10:43.000 Even the leg kicks. 0.99
01:10:44.000 Like, boy, can you even kick his legs?
01:10:47.000 How fast does CM Punk kick?
01:10:49.000 You know what I mean?
01:10:49.000 We're not talking about, like, Yadson Clyde.
01:10:51.000 That's not the move for CM Punk.
01:10:53.000 Yeah.
01:10:53.000 Sir, just do what you gotta do to get to the ground.
01:10:55.000 Didn't he have a karate background?
01:10:57.000 CM Punk?
01:10:57.000 Yes.
01:10:57.000 As much as I have a karate background.
01:11:01.000 And I'm not making fun of him. 0.93
01:11:02.000 Wasn't there, like, a video of him when he was, like, 13 or some shit? 0.98
01:11:04.000 I guess. 0.90
01:11:05.000 Doesn't count.
01:11:05.000 I play dodgeball, too.
01:11:07.000 Not on my resume.
01:11:08.000 Not on my resume.
01:11:09.000 Doesn't count.
01:11:10.000 Soccer player. 1.00
01:11:11.000 I'm going to put that on my fucking Twitter handle now. 0.99
01:11:14.000 Guys that do that. 0.99
01:11:15.000 I played soccer when I was six.
01:11:16.000 Yeah, that doesn't count, man.
01:11:17.000 I played it.
01:11:18.000 I get pissed so hard, bro. 0.98
01:11:20.000 Go ahead, go piss, man. 0.94
01:11:21.000 You alright?
01:11:22.000 Yeah.
01:11:22.000 Jesus.
01:11:23.000 I don't want to throw it.
01:11:25.000 It's that cold brew, this new cold brew we're snacking on. 0.99
01:11:28.000 Goddamn, Jamie. 0.97
01:11:29.000 What were you showing me right before the podcast started about some dude who just retired because he had a brain injury? 0.98
01:11:36.000 Oh, yeah.
01:11:36.000 There's an NFL running back.
01:11:38.000 I was just seeing the story, so I don't know too much about it, but I know who he is.
01:11:41.000 His name is Beanie Wells.
01:11:41.000 He was a running back in the NFL. He had an MRI, and it's showing brain injury.
01:11:47.000 So he's already publicly stating he's having problems with it.
01:11:51.000 He's having memory loss, speech problems.
01:11:53.000 How old is this gentleman?
01:11:54.000 29, I think.
01:11:56.000 Oh, man.
01:11:59.000 Yeah, man.
01:12:01.000 He's already going under treatment right now, so he would be one of the first people I've heard of that is already getting treatment for what I guess they can tell now about potential So what do they do?
01:12:12.000 How are they treating it?
01:12:13.000 There he is, handsome fella.
01:12:15.000 Former Cardinals, RB, Beanie Wells, dealing with traumatic brain injury.
01:12:18.000 So they know for a fact that he has it.
01:12:20.000 So he must be one of the recipients of one of the newer tests that allows them to see while a person's alive.
01:12:26.000 Because it used to be they used to have to do an autopsy to find out what's wrong with your brain.
01:12:31.000 Here's his quote.
01:12:32.000 He says he has some plaque separation.
01:12:35.000 It shows that you've experienced some sort of TBI. And says when you have plaques, yeah, separation shows you've experienced some traumatic brain injury.
01:12:42.000 Obviously that traumatic injury for me would come from playing football.
01:12:46.000 Not only that, they had some cells tacked onto that separated plaque that I needed to get under control.
01:12:53.000 What does that mean, you think?
01:12:55.000 I mean, extra cells I only know as being bad.
01:12:58.000 Cancer.
01:12:58.000 Cancer type stuff.
01:12:58.000 Right.
01:12:59.000 Still not out of the woods yet, but I'm hopeful.
01:13:02.000 Wow.
01:13:02.000 Well, at least he sees it, right?
01:13:05.000 You know, and he got a hold of it now.
01:13:08.000 When did he stop playing?
01:13:10.000 Pretty recently.
01:13:11.000 And he would also be in Columbus, which would be at Ohio State, where they have not only like the James Cancer place, but I think they're doing the tests or some of the early tests on this.
01:13:20.000 Oh.
01:13:20.000 If I remember correctly.
01:13:21.000 Okay.
01:13:22.000 I think you even told me it was at Ohio State.
01:13:23.000 Maybe not.
01:13:24.000 I don't know.
01:13:24.000 I talk too much.
01:13:25.000 I forget some of the shit I say. 1.00
01:13:27.000 I really do. 0.99
01:13:28.000 I've realized that when someone asked me what podcast Eric Weinstein and Heather Hying were on, and I had to think about it.
01:13:38.000 It's like 1,080-something.
01:13:40.000 And I thought about, like, how the fuck could I ever remember what I said if they were all one hour?
01:13:46.000 A thousand different conversations plus fight companions. 0.96
01:13:50.000 Yeah, this is, I think it is Ohio State.
01:13:52.000 There's a thing, and this is on their medical, Wexner Center Medical website.
01:13:56.000 They have advanced imaging and neurosensitive care and rehab services.
01:14:00.000 That's right.
01:14:00.000 We're talking brain trauma?
01:14:01.000 Yeah, we're talking about that football player that just got tested.
01:14:05.000 He had plaque separation in his brain.
01:14:08.000 How long did he play for, Jamie?
01:14:11.000 So probably about seven years, I think?
01:14:14.000 In the NFL. He's obviously the exception, though.
01:14:17.000 You know, there's obviously a problem, but he's definitely the exception.
01:14:19.000 I wonder.
01:14:21.000 Football's been around for so long.
01:14:23.000 It's been around for so long.
01:14:24.000 I think a lot of people just live with it, you know?
01:14:26.000 And the thing is, what is that APOA3? APOE3? Something that Rhonda Patrick was talking about, like a gene.
01:14:37.000 Somehow, the way it expresses itself...
01:14:41.000 I know I'm butchering this for the science people going crazy, but it's more likely that you would get traumatic brain injury if you have it or you do not have it.
01:14:50.000 There's actually tests for that.
01:14:51.000 Alzheimer's disease.
01:14:52.000 Yeah, early onset Alzheimer's.
01:14:54.000 Yeah, there's a test you can take to see if you're more susceptible to CT than others.
01:14:59.000 Yeah, here it is.
01:14:59.000 It says there are three types of APOE genes called alleles.
01:15:05.000 APOE2, E3, and E4. Everyone has two copies of the gene in the combination that determines your APO genotype.
01:15:13.000 The E2 allele is the rarest form of the APOE and carrying some one copy appears to reduce the risk of developing Alzheimer's by up to 40% APOE3 is the most common allele and doesn't seem to influence risk.
01:15:33.000 The APOE4 allele...
01:15:35.000 I know I'm fucking that word up. 0.89
01:15:36.000 Someone's screaming at their phone right now. 0.93
01:15:39.000 Present in approximately 10 to 15% of people increases risk for Alzheimer's and lowers the age of onset.
01:15:44.000 That's what I think they think is connected to traumatic brain injury.
01:15:48.000 I think it was APOE4. Well, whatever gene I got, I've been knocked out so many times I'm happy as fuck. 0.99
01:15:52.000 Get that one. 0.99
01:15:53.000 Whatever that is, get that one.
01:15:56.000 It's made me so much happier.
01:15:58.000 Well, aren't you happy though because your life is going great?
01:16:01.000 Don't you think that's a factor?
01:16:03.000 I think there's something to be said for that that people don't...
01:16:06.000 Look, everybody knows that having good friends in your life, having a good relationship, having a family, and having a career that you're happy with, all those things make you feel good.
01:16:17.000 It's one of the reasons why people strive for them.
01:16:18.000 Don't you think that has an impact on overall happiness?
01:16:21.000 I think, you know, with football players and fighters, MMA, boxers, stuff like that, I think one of the advantages I have is I found my passion and I'm pursuing that so I don't, you know, it keeps me happy and it keeps my brain where I have to be super creative so it's keeping me sharp.
01:16:37.000 I think a lot of athletes, and soldiers for that matter, they get done with this High stress, high risk job, and they get put in the real world, and they can't find their lane.
01:16:49.000 And it's, oh, it's PTSD, or oh, it's brain trauma, it's CT. Now you're just depressed, man, because you went from being the superstar for doing this high-level job to fit in with society now.
01:16:58.000 It's tough.
01:16:59.000 Well, I don't think it's no, you're not.
01:17:00.000 I think it's both.
01:17:01.000 That's why I'm saying it's a factor.
01:17:04.000 It's a factor, but there's a lot of physical factors, especially guys who've been around blasts.
01:17:10.000 100%.
01:17:10.000 That's a legit issue.
01:17:12.000 I'm just saying if people are as fortunate as me to go through this sort of traumatic fighting career and then find a passion, your true passion, you'd be way better off.
01:17:24.000 I have no advice for that.
01:17:25.000 I don't know what to tell you, but if you could find something you're into, it's definitely going to help you.
01:17:28.000 I think for everything in life, you know, if you were a dentist, you didn't want to be a dentist anymore, and you really wanted to make paintings, if you could really figure out a way to do that, you'd be happier.
01:17:39.000 Like, whatever that thing is.
01:17:41.000 It's just really hard for some people to find a thing.
01:17:44.000 That's one of the things I've talked to people about.
01:17:46.000 I don't really know what I want to do with myself.
01:17:48.000 And then they asked me for advice.
01:17:49.000 I'm like, man, no one told me.
01:17:51.000 It doesn't really work like that.
01:17:52.000 You've got to figure that out.
01:17:53.000 There's literally not a book you can read, no one can talk to that's going to...
01:17:57.000 Point you in the right direction.
01:17:58.000 Here's the best piece of advice.
01:18:00.000 Take some action.
01:18:01.000 Take some action.
01:18:03.000 Do something.
01:18:04.000 Keep moving.
01:18:04.000 If that doesn't work, correct it.
01:18:05.000 Find something else.
01:18:06.000 But keep moving.
01:18:08.000 Keep moving.
01:18:08.000 When you're sitting at home going, what do I do?
01:18:10.000 That's when it's a problem.
01:18:11.000 And when you're texting your friends going, hey, got any advice for me?
01:18:14.000 My advice for you is don't ask me for advice.
01:18:16.000 Yeah, don't DM me for advice. 1.00
01:18:18.000 Get your shit together. 0.99
01:18:19.000 I don't do that to people. 1.00
01:18:20.000 I don't call people up and say, hey man, what should I do?
01:18:22.000 I just do things.
01:18:23.000 Correct.
01:18:24.000 Just go do something.
01:18:25.000 Agree.
01:18:25.000 And it might not be the thing.
01:18:27.000 You might say, okay, well now I know I don't want to do that.
01:18:29.000 You can try something else. 0.99
01:18:30.000 Yeah, don't be afraid to fuck up, though. 1.00
01:18:31.000 I fuck up all the time. 1.00
01:18:33.000 You gotta go down. 1.00
01:18:34.000 You gotta take risks.
01:18:35.000 You got to.
01:18:37.000 People are so scared.
01:18:38.000 They want to be in that harbor.
01:18:39.000 They want to stay safe.
01:18:40.000 Keep me under the blanket.
01:18:41.000 Oh, the cushions.
01:18:44.000 That's normal.
01:18:44.000 Which is weird because I take risks when it comes to my family, my friends.
01:18:48.000 Even with Brian Ortega, I'm like, don't do this.
01:18:50.000 Don't do that.
01:18:51.000 I'm super like...
01:18:52.000 But with myself, I'm pretty reckless.
01:18:54.000 But with them, I'm like, no, no, no.
01:18:55.000 Wait, please wait.
01:18:56.000 Yeah.
01:18:56.000 Which is strange.
01:18:57.000 What do you think of Stipe and DC? I think it's literally the greatest super fight the UFC's ever made.
01:19:04.000 I'm so excited for it.
01:19:05.000 It's an amazing fight.
01:19:06.000 When you see how well DC handled Volkan and Ozdemir, and you see what Stipe did to Francis, it almost makes sense.
01:19:13.000 While John is out, and Brock is busy throwing his piss into a microwave.
01:19:19.000 He's got that same pump system that I use out there on my float tank.
01:19:23.000 He pinches into that thing. 0.99
01:19:27.000 They strain that bitch. 1.00
01:19:29.000 The reason why it's a super fight, too, is because how tough is this fight to break down? 0.99
01:19:34.000 If someone's like, I'm positive Stipe's going to win, you're like, no, you're not.
01:19:37.000 I'm positive DC's going to take him down.
01:19:39.000 No, you're not.
01:19:40.000 And the thing is, it's like, well, now DC's fighting at heavyweight.
01:19:43.000 Yeah, he's undefeated at heavyweight. 0.99
01:19:44.000 They motherfucking fight at heavyweight. 0.97
01:19:45.000 He's actually one of the best heavyweights of all time. 1.00
01:19:47.000 Imagine if one day we see Nowitzki's wearing all diamonds and shit. 0.99
01:19:51.000 Just balling out of control. 0.98
01:19:52.000 And Brock Lesnar, that was what I would do, Faustin Nowitzki, if the day Brock Lesnar gets in the UFC, I will show up in a full fur coat with a giant diamond-encrusted cross.
01:20:04.000 Pimpin', pimpin', pimpin'. 0.88
01:20:05.000 Diamonds on every finger.
01:20:07.000 Gucci sunglasses indoors.
01:20:09.000 And just sit there.
01:20:11.000 Nobody told me how to dress.
01:20:12.000 What's up, son?
01:20:14.000 Just sit there like you got paid.
01:20:15.000 We did it.
01:20:17.000 Another one.
01:20:18.000 It was just sitting in the cage side.
01:20:19.000 Imagine.
01:20:20.000 If just like that's the way to do it so everybody know like super obvious if you have to bet on a Joe John Jones Brock Lesnar the fights happening, huh?
01:20:29.000 Boy, I hope so I hope so.
01:20:33.000 I think it's happening.
01:20:34.000 If I was Brock, I wouldn't take that fight.
01:20:36.000 Really?
01:20:37.000 No!
01:20:38.000 Get a fight under your belt first. 1.00
01:20:39.000 Nah, we don't have time for that bullshit. 0.99
01:20:42.000 There's no warm-ups as Brock Lesnar. 0.97
01:20:44.000 Who are you going to fight warm-up?
01:20:46.000 Francis?
01:20:47.000 Francis.
01:20:48.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:20:49.000 What do you want to do to the poor man?
01:20:51.000 Francis or Brock?
01:20:52.000 Brock.
01:20:54.000 Excuse me, sir? 0.99
01:20:55.000 I'm blast doubling like I'm at fucking Minnesota U right through that gentleman. 0.94
01:21:00.000 Or, in the first round, Francis is superhuman freak strong, and you've got to wear him out before you can take him down. 0.95
01:21:07.000 But you have to stay conscious long enough to wear him out before you take him down. 1.00
01:21:10.000 And he's throwing nuclear Putin-style missiles at your fucking head. 0.99
01:21:15.000 And when they land, you're going to see sparks that's going to remind you of Alistair Overeem, and you're going to go a whole Holy fuck, we're going out here. 1.00
01:21:22.000 If you play that game. 0.99
01:21:22.000 If you play that game. 0.99
01:21:23.000 If I'm Brock Lesnar, I am blast doubling.
01:21:25.000 I'm coming with a singlet on.
01:21:26.000 I'm blast doubling through Francis.
01:21:28.000 Brock is older.
01:21:30.000 He'd be the best wrestler that Francis ever faced.
01:21:36.000 Who's that?
01:21:36.000 It'd be Brock.
01:21:37.000 No, Brock's the best wrestler.
01:21:39.000 I thought you'd say he beat the best wrestler.
01:21:41.000 No, no, I'm saying he'd be the best wrestler that Francis ever fought.
01:21:44.000 Oh, yeah.
01:21:45.000 That's a problem.
01:21:45.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.
01:21:46.000 He's also ginormous.
01:21:48.000 Right, but he doesn't have the stand-up acumen that Stipe does.
01:21:51.000 Like, Brock is just not as good in the stand-up.
01:21:53.000 We don't need any of that, sir.
01:21:54.000 You definitely need a little.
01:21:56.000 Nah.
01:21:56.000 You're gonna need a little.
01:21:57.000 Nah.
01:21:58.000 Look what Alistair did.
01:22:00.000 Alistair kept him off.
01:22:01.000 Remember that?
01:22:02.000 For a hot second.
01:22:03.000 Then Alistair wanted to play the Rock'em Sock'em robots and got flatlined.
01:22:07.000 No, no.
01:22:07.000 When Alistair beat up Brock...
01:22:09.000 Oh, we're talking about two different animals, though.
01:22:11.000 Jesus Christ, sir.
01:22:12.000 How dare you?
01:22:13.000 You're talking about Uber-eam?
01:22:14.000 We're talking about the Uber-eam.
01:22:15.000 Bro, don't we...
01:22:16.000 It was a moment in time, right? 0.99
01:22:17.000 When you and I get together, we're just fucking... 0.99
01:22:19.000 My mouth salivates when we talk about Uber-eam. 0.99
01:22:21.000 It was a moment in time.
01:22:22.000 A special moment.
01:22:23.000 He was the scariest man on Earth.
01:22:25.000 Yeah, it was a weird moment.
01:22:27.000 It was like, wait a minute, what?
01:22:28.000 This is real?
01:22:29.000 How is that guy that big?
01:22:31.000 I was fighting then, too.
01:22:32.000 God, I feel like this is a bad idea.
01:22:35.000 Well, not only that.
01:22:35.000 I didn't call his doctor.
01:22:36.000 He had already won the K-1 Grand Prix.
01:22:38.000 He won the Strikeforce title.
01:22:40.000 He smashed Brett Rogers. 0.97
01:22:42.000 I mean, he was just beating the fuck out of people, man. 0.87
01:22:45.000 Brock was like, what? 0.74
01:22:46.000 It was a terrible fight for Brock.
01:22:48.000 The awful fight.
01:22:48.000 A man with takedown defense, world-class striking.
01:22:51.000 Wicked striking.
01:22:52.000 Like, it was a different kind of striking. 0.88
01:22:53.000 It's much more technical. 0.99
01:22:55.000 Fucking juice city. 1.00
01:22:57.000 Like we're in fucking pumping iron. 1.00
01:22:59.000 Like you're in fucking... 1.00
01:23:00.000 What's the juice place? 1.00
01:23:01.000 Jamba Juice. 1.00
01:23:03.000 Like it's a fucking Jamba Juice. 1.00
01:23:07.000 But he doesn't punch as hard as Francis. 1.00
01:23:09.000 That's Ubering.
01:23:10.000 Back then he did.
01:23:11.000 Jesus Louisa.
01:23:12.000 No, I don't think so.
01:23:13.000 I don't know, man.
01:23:14.000 He's more technical.
01:23:15.000 He punched very hard.
01:23:16.000 Much more technical.
01:23:17.000 But I think Francis has got some new things.
01:23:22.000 He has some power.
01:23:23.000 Yeah, new levels.
01:23:25.000 The way Francis punches you is like, it's a different level. 0.99
01:23:29.000 No, Francis is a complete nightmare.
01:23:30.000 However, Brock Lesnar would be an awful matchup for him.
01:23:33.000 True.
01:23:34.000 It's true.
01:23:35.000 But I feel like you got two giant moneymakers there.
01:23:38.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:23:39.000 I don't know if you do that right away.
01:23:41.000 We're trying to make money or not.
01:23:42.000 Yeah, but if Brock loses, that's a wrap.
01:23:44.000 Like, if he loses to Francis, he loses in a most terrifying way.
01:23:47.000 It's not like he's going on a 10-year run here.
01:23:49.000 We're just trying to get our money.
01:23:50.000 Whoa, look at before and after.
01:23:51.000 That's crazy.
01:23:52.000 Jesus Christ.
01:23:53.000 2009 to 2016. Whoa, that's amazing.
01:23:56.000 Testosterone is real, people.
01:23:58.000 That's more than testosterone.
01:24:00.000 That's that Jamba juice.
01:24:02.000 But not having it's real, too.
01:24:03.000 For sure.
01:24:04.000 Yeah.
01:24:04.000 Tough mentally, too.
01:24:06.000 Yeah, there's not much you can do, either.
01:24:07.000 The other thing about it is, like, once your body doesn't produce anymore, and you're in your late 30s like that, and you've been juicing for a long time.
01:24:14.000 There's, like, Clomid and stuff that tries to...
01:24:16.000 It's illegal.
01:24:17.000 HCT or HTC? Is that a...
01:24:20.000 That's a cell phone.
01:24:21.000 Either way.
01:24:22.000 HCG or something like that?
01:24:22.000 Whatever it is.
01:24:23.000 It's supposed to boost your testosterone naturally, but never to the levels when you're injecting that Jamba Juice.
01:24:28.000 No, not only that, though, you can't take that stuff.
01:24:31.000 Not in the UFC. Right.
01:24:32.000 It's illegal.
01:24:33.000 Just saying when...
01:24:33.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:24:34.000 I guess when he retires, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. 0.99
01:24:36.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:24:38.000 Yeah, when he retires.
01:24:39.000 Or goes to Ryzen.
01:24:41.000 Can you imagine?
01:24:43.000 UFC lets him out of the contract, and then all of a sudden he disappears for like eight months, and just we hear...
01:24:48.000 Just locked in the house with horse meat.
01:24:52.000 Just fillet of horse all day.
01:24:55.000 He's eating that Canelo meat.
01:24:56.000 And goes back to deadlifting and hanging out with powerlifters. 1.00
01:25:00.000 Steps out of the fucking house in Holland. 1.00
01:25:02.000 Six months later. 1.00
01:25:03.000 Dick tied around his leg. 0.98
01:25:04.000 297. Yes. 0.98
01:25:06.000 Dude, I want that journey for him.
01:25:07.000 I want that because I went on board of that train.
01:25:09.000 There's only one way it can happen. 0.99
01:25:11.000 Dude, how about canelitacin hot for fucking... 0.99
01:25:13.000 Clembutrol. 0.99
01:25:14.000 And they're saying it's in the meat in Mexico.
01:25:16.000 It is.
01:25:17.000 It's a small trace amount.
01:25:18.000 And everyone's like, oh, the fight's off.
01:25:19.000 Trust me, it's boxing.
01:25:20.000 That fight is not off.
01:25:22.000 There's way too much money involved.
01:25:23.000 That is a real fact, though, is that one particular substance he tested positive for exists in meat.
01:25:29.000 Plambuterol, and also, it's not like a straight steroid.
01:25:33.000 Guys use it to cut weight, stuff like that, and it's such a small trace amount, they're going to be fine.
01:25:37.000 Yeah.
01:25:38.000 That's such a great fight, Triple G Canola, man.
01:25:40.000 It's a very good fight.
01:25:41.000 It's going to be better than the first one.
01:25:42.000 Cinco de Mayo.
01:25:43.000 Why do you think it's going to be better?
01:25:44.000 Because I think Triple G didn't fight like himself.
01:25:47.000 He has that mix-in style.
01:25:48.000 He was a little reserved, and then Canelo was moving too much.
01:25:52.000 I think now we're getting the real fight now.
01:25:55.000 I don't think the judges fucked this one up.
01:25:58.000 You never know, though.
01:25:59.000 It's shady. 0.96
01:26:00.000 I fucking loved the first fight. 0.97
01:26:01.000 I loved it. 0.98
01:26:02.000 I thought it was amazing.
01:26:02.000 I loved it, too.
01:26:02.000 I thought Triple G won it going away, though.
01:26:05.000 I really thought he won.
01:26:06.000 Me, too.
01:26:06.000 I think a lot of people did.
01:26:07.000 A lot of people thought that was a poor draw.
01:26:09.000 That's why I think Triple G coming off that draw now, there's a lot more hype with it.
01:26:14.000 Everyone's going to tune in.
01:26:14.000 The ratings are going to be better.
01:26:16.000 But boxing judges, you know... 0.97
01:26:18.000 They're crooked.
01:26:19.000 MMA's nowhere near as bad.
01:26:21.000 Did you see the Wilder-Ortiz fight?
01:26:23.000 No.
01:26:24.000 I thought for sure Wilder was losing on the cards.
01:26:26.000 I'm like, he's going to have to get a finish.
01:26:27.000 But on the actual scorecards, they had Wilder winning, which obviously they want Wilder to win.
01:26:32.000 Right.
01:26:32.000 Which I thought was, I was like, I didn't.
01:26:34.000 And I'm a Wilder dick rider. 0.59
01:26:36.000 I'm like, he's not winning that fight.
01:26:37.000 I think MMA might be worse, and they're the same exact judges.
01:26:42.000 Same judges.
01:26:43.000 There's a lot of the same judges that judge MMA, or judge boxing, and also judge MMA, and they don't even know what MMA is.
01:26:49.000 How about you and DC trying to walk that tightrope of not clowning, what's her name?
01:26:54.000 Adeline Bird?
01:26:55.000 Adeline Bird.
01:26:56.000 She's a very nice lady. 0.97
01:26:58.000 But as you said, so is my mom. 0.99
01:26:59.000 I don't want her fucking judging. 0.97
01:27:00.000 That's exactly what I've meant and that's exactly what I said. 0.98
01:27:03.000 It's so funny you and DC just trying to balance that.
01:27:06.000 She has no business being in there. 0.99
01:27:08.000 She's a very nice lady, but yeah, she's made some bad decisions. 1.00
01:27:11.000 And she also was a part of the Canelo Alvarez Triple G decision. 0.53
01:27:16.000 That's the problem.
01:27:18.000 Yeah.
01:27:18.000 She's balling.
01:27:20.000 Yeah, and she was on the wrong side of a couple decisions that night.
01:27:22.000 There were some bad ones, man.
01:27:24.000 Super suspect, too.
01:27:25.000 Some that were like, what?
01:27:26.000 How did he win every round?
01:27:27.000 What?
01:27:28.000 Like, it didn't make any sense.
01:27:30.000 Like, some that literally didn't make any sense.
01:27:32.000 You were talking about in the UFC? Yeah, this past weekend.
01:27:34.000 There was a lot of bad decisions.
01:27:36.000 There were some bad ones, yeah. 0.99
01:27:37.000 But there was, like, a couple of split decisions that I was like, what in the actual fuck is this? 0.98
01:27:41.000 And the weight screws over the fighter. 0.99
01:27:43.000 The repercussions is such a shitty deal. 0.96
01:27:46.000 Yep. 0.93
01:27:46.000 Yeah, they lose half their money. 0.93
01:27:47.000 Hell yeah.
01:27:48.000 You just cost me half my money because you don't know what's going on.
01:27:50.000 And literally, there's no recourse.
01:27:53.000 And if it's a bad decision, there's three people, and one person just has literally no idea what they're doing, and they give it to the wrong person.
01:27:59.000 It's awful, man. 0.97
01:28:00.000 It's fucking terrible, and it's unnecessary. 0.99
01:28:02.000 Here's the thing. 0.99
01:28:02.000 It's unnecessary. 0.99
01:28:03.000 There's way better methods.
01:28:05.000 And one of the most better methods is, one of the better methods is, hire someone who is an actual martial arts expert, like a Matt Hume or someone like that.
01:28:12.000 Someone to score.
01:28:14.000 I'm sure there's a lot of those guys that would do it.
01:28:16.000 A lot of trainers out there that would do it. 0.97
01:28:18.000 I think I agree.
01:28:20.000 You have someone who specializes in mixed martial arts, who's been around the game.
01:28:22.000 They don't need to be cage-side, because cage-side you can't see everything, and you're also swayed by the crowd.
01:28:27.000 They need to be in an undisclosed location, and they're watching what we see and judging the fight from an MMA fighter's perspective.
01:28:33.000 I think that's a good point, and I also think they should be able to see all the replays, they should see all the fight stats.
01:28:38.000 They get everything.
01:28:39.000 Get everything.
01:28:39.000 Copy strikes and then decide.
01:28:41.000 But what you're doing now is so old school.
01:28:43.000 The only thing that I would disagree with, I don't think they should hear the commentary.
01:28:47.000 Because I think the commentary can sway them.
01:28:48.000 That's what I'm saying.
01:28:48.000 No commentary.
01:28:49.000 No crowd noise.
01:28:50.000 You have three expert MMA analysts watching going, this is who's winning.
01:28:54.000 Because they know the ground game.
01:28:56.000 For Tony first and Khabib. 1.00
01:28:58.000 Let's say Khabib takes Tony down.
01:29:00.000 And they think, oh, he has a huge advantage. 1.00
01:29:01.000 And then Tony's just whooping his ass from his back. 1.00
01:29:03.000 Elbows. 1.00
01:29:04.000 Submission game.
01:29:05.000 Stand back up.
01:29:06.000 Getting taken down.
01:29:06.000 But on the ground, Khabib constantly under threat.
01:29:09.000 How are you going to judge that?
01:29:11.000 Yeah, you've got to know what you're looking at.
01:29:12.000 I also think three is too small.
01:29:14.000 I think it should be ten people.
01:29:16.000 Ten people.
01:29:17.000 Who cares?
01:29:19.000 Have them call in. 1.00
01:29:19.000 It's a real shit show. 1.00
01:29:20.000 Call in. 1.00
01:29:21.000 Do it all with the internet.
01:29:23.000 You don't even have to be in the building.
01:29:25.000 Why even have to be there?
01:29:26.000 Ten, though?
01:29:27.000 Yeah, ten people. 1.00
01:29:27.000 It's hard enough with three morons. 1.00
01:29:28.000 Yeah, but if there's two that are smart and one that's bad, you got a shitty split decision and everybody feels weird about it. 1.00
01:29:34.000 Like, what would have happened if there was three morons there? 0.99
01:29:36.000 So can we say five? 1.00
01:29:37.000 Ten.
01:29:37.000 Ten.
01:29:38.000 Ten, you're gonna get the right decision almost every time.
01:29:40.000 Because ten, a few people are going to disagree, but most people are going to see it that way.
01:29:44.000 The majority is going to see it this way and agree. 0.99
01:29:46.000 And if it's five to five, you've got a fucking draw on your hands. 0.99
01:29:48.000 And that's rare. 0.99
01:29:49.000 I'm not mad at that. 0.99
01:29:50.000 And I think sometimes a fight should be a fucking draw. 0.98
01:29:53.000 I don't have a problem with a draw. 0.99
01:29:54.000 Some guys watch it and go, man, that's too close to call. 0.99
01:29:56.000 Don't fuck over someone getting half their pay. 0.99
01:29:58.000 If there's a draw, they both get their win. 0.99
01:30:00.000 Exactly.
01:30:01.000 That's how we should do it.
01:30:01.000 Exactly.
01:30:02.000 One guy moves on and the other guy doesn't, just arbitrarily.
01:30:05.000 So weird.
01:30:06.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:30:07.000 Or you get a draw and they have to, in their contract, they rematch on whatever card they're ready to go again.
01:30:11.000 You do it again. 0.99
01:30:13.000 Callan the fucking address here. 1.00
01:30:15.000 I'm sure he's texting me. 1.00
01:30:16.000 There it is. 1.00
01:30:16.000 Oh, you fucked up. 1.00
01:30:16.000 Callan's 75 minutes away. 1.00
01:30:19.000 He said he found it.
01:30:20.000 He says he's close.
01:30:21.000 Is he?
01:30:22.000 But I don't believe that.
01:30:23.000 He might be.
01:30:24.000 He could be.
01:30:25.000 Brian Callan.
01:30:27.000 Brian the Kid Callan.
01:30:28.000 So what else is going on?
01:30:31.000 UFC-wise, what's happening?
01:30:33.000 What other big fights are there?
01:30:35.000 Dude, when Yoel Romero comes in and talks to Joey Diaz and me, he's getting ready to fight Whitaker.
01:30:42.000 He's going to fight for the title, even though he didn't make weight in the Rockhold fight.
01:30:46.000 That's short notice.
01:30:47.000 I don't hold that against him, though.
01:30:48.000 Especially with his body type.
01:30:49.000 God, he looked good against Rockhold, huh?
01:30:53.000 Rockhold said he was made out of metal.
01:30:55.000 Said the guy was just ridiculously strong.
01:30:57.000 Tough fight for Rockhold.
01:30:58.000 For anybody.
01:30:59.000 For anyone, unless you're Robert Whittaker.
01:31:01.000 Yeah, and Whittaker with healthy needs, man.
01:31:04.000 Whittaker's a nice man.
01:31:05.000 Yeah, he's going to be tough to beat for a long time.
01:31:06.000 But if someone could do it, it could be Yoel.
01:31:08.000 Yoel is not young.
01:31:10.000 40 years old, son.
01:31:11.000 Every bit of it.
01:31:12.000 Yeah.
01:31:13.000 Who knows?
01:31:13.000 Those Cuban birth certificates.
01:31:15.000 You have no idea.
01:31:15.000 That's what I was saying with Ortiz.
01:31:17.000 They said, oh, he's 38. I went, bullshit. 1.00
01:31:19.000 That's the most shot-out 38-year-old I've ever seen. 0.99
01:31:22.000 That man has 400 amateur fights in Cuba.
01:31:24.000 There's no way he's 38. Motherfucker's 48. You think so? 1.00
01:31:28.000 Not 38. There's no way.
01:31:30.000 You see him up close, I'm like, what the fuck? 1.00
01:31:32.000 Did you see him up close? 1.00
01:31:33.000 Yeah.
01:31:33.000 I was at the press, the weigh-ins, all that stuff for Showtime.
01:31:36.000 Did you see the fight live, or did you see it on TV? No, I flew back.
01:31:40.000 I was supposed to work it, but I flew back.
01:31:43.000 I watched Kovalev beat up his friend. 0.97
01:31:47.000 Beat the piss out of his friend. 0.93
01:31:48.000 It was like his friend.
01:31:49.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:31:50.000 It was like the guy was fighting him like he was his friend and Kovalev was fighting him like some guy fucked his girlfriend in the ass. 1.00
01:31:55.000 Kovalev killed a guy. 1.00
01:31:56.000 Yeah, and it didn't seem to bother him. 1.00
01:31:57.000 He's a bad motherfucker. 1.00
01:31:58.000 He's a super bad motherfucker. 1.00
01:31:59.000 But now with that Wilder-Ortiz fight, it kind of did what I think for Wilder, what Anthony Joshua against Klitschko, where now everyone's talking about him. 0.99
01:32:08.000 So now, before, we didn't think we had Anthony Joshua-Wilder, but I think it forces Joshua's hand to fight Wilder before it wasn't going to happen, which that's the fight, man.
01:32:17.000 Why wasn't it going to happen before?
01:32:19.000 So Anthony Joshua has to get through Joseph Parker first, early next month, which is a beast.
01:32:24.000 Joseph Parker's a nightmare from New Zealand.
01:32:25.000 I think 20-0 world champion.
01:32:28.000 No punks.
01:32:29.000 So he has to get by that, and then he's going to take one or two more fights before he fought Wilder.
01:32:33.000 Now he can't do that.
01:32:34.000 Because Wilder just won by emphatic nonsense.
01:32:36.000 Yeah, it's like, what are you talking about?
01:32:37.000 Obviously, I'm the most talked-about boxer right now.
01:32:39.000 You have to take this fight.
01:32:40.000 Why do they put fights like that off?
01:32:42.000 Like, why do they say we'll take a couple more fights?
01:32:44.000 That's boxing.
01:32:44.000 Well, listen, as a business, if you're Anthony Joshua's manager, it's like, alright, do we fight Dante Wilder, who's 40-0, 39 knockouts?
01:32:51.000 It's a nightmare of a fight for anybody, which we're probably favored still to fight.
01:32:54.000 Or do we fight this guy, this guy, and get paid, and then fight Wilder?
01:33:00.000 Hmm, but things could go wrong.
01:33:02.000 Exactly.
01:33:02.000 Joseph Parker.
01:33:03.000 Joseph Parker's no joke.
01:33:05.000 Not at all.
01:33:05.000 No.
01:33:06.000 But yeah, things could go wrong, but I'm assuming that's their way of thinking, you know?
01:33:12.000 But it's scary.
01:33:13.000 I was jumping around.
01:33:15.000 Obviously...
01:33:16.000 Being around these guys, I get close with guys, and I know Wilder, and I want him to win so bad, just because it's good for the sport.
01:33:22.000 It's not a knock on Ortiz.
01:33:23.000 Ortiz is an amazing fighter, but Wilder, he checks all the boxes, man.
01:33:27.000 He can sell tickets.
01:33:29.000 He's American. 1.00
01:33:30.000 He talks a lot of shit. 1.00
01:33:32.000 He has a great story. 1.00
01:33:33.000 He started boxing because his daughter was born with a spinal issue and couldn't walk, and he just has these great stories, and you root for that guy.
01:33:40.000 Dresses well.
01:33:41.000 Dressed as well. 0.86
01:33:41.000 Die in peace. 0.86
01:33:43.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:33:43.000 Knockout artist. 0.99
01:33:44.000 But him and Joshua's the fight, man.
01:33:46.000 Yeah.
01:33:47.000 He has won his last couple fights pretty spectacularly, too.
01:33:52.000 People are so funny.
01:33:53.000 They get so mad at me.
01:33:55.000 They go, oh my god. 0.91
01:33:57.000 Oh, you're such a homer.
01:33:58.000 You love Wilder.
01:33:59.000 I'm like, well, I like Joshua, too.
01:34:00.000 They're like, you used to root for Joshua.
01:34:01.000 I like both of them, man.
01:34:03.000 You can't respond to those people.
01:34:04.000 I don't respond.
01:34:05.000 But you can't even right now, you're responding.
01:34:07.000 Well, it's my job, you know, we do that thing, kind of, yeah.
01:34:11.000 You know, I like both of those guys, man.
01:34:12.000 I love both of them.
01:34:13.000 You can like both of them.
01:34:14.000 Yeah.
01:34:15.000 That's when Ferguson, Tony Ferguson got mad that I put Khabib's hat on.
01:34:19.000 Hey, Tony, come on, man.
01:34:20.000 He's like, bro, I thought we were all 10th planet.
01:34:22.000 I'm like, look.
01:34:22.000 Hey, bro.
01:34:23.000 I'm wearing the hat.
01:34:24.000 The guy gives me the hat, I'm wearing it.
01:34:26.000 I like Khabib, I like Tony.
01:34:28.000 Yeah.
01:34:28.000 I like Ortega, I like Frankie Edgar.
01:34:29.000 I want to see you guys fight.
01:34:30.000 I think it would be awesome.
01:34:32.000 There's going to be animosity.
01:34:33.000 No doubt.
01:34:34.000 If someone doesn't make weight or get hurt in that fight, I'm going to cry.
01:34:38.000 Yeah, every day when I check Tony's Instagram or check Khabib's, I'm like, please.
01:34:42.000 Just be cool, bros.
01:34:43.000 Please no injuries.
01:34:44.000 Please no injuries.
01:34:45.000 Everybody keep it together.
01:34:46.000 Don't do anything crazy.
01:34:47.000 Just get there.
01:34:47.000 We're not even a month away.
01:34:49.000 Not even a month away.
01:34:51.000 Yeah.
01:34:52.000 That's a fight.
01:34:53.000 Yeah, what is the date?
01:34:54.000 It's March 6th.
01:34:55.000 It's a month and a day.
01:34:56.000 Four weeks.
01:34:57.000 A month and a day.
01:34:59.000 Good googly moogly.
01:35:01.000 That fight is by far my favorite.
01:35:04.000 The fight has to happen.
01:35:05.000 It has to happen.
01:35:06.000 Ferguson, Khabib, and then Stipe, DC. Those are my two fights where I'm literally like a schoolboy.
01:35:12.000 Look at that fucking card. 0.99
01:35:13.000 Chiesa versus Pettis? 1.00
01:35:15.000 I forgot about that.
01:35:17.000 Al Iaquinta versus Paul Felder? 1.00
01:35:19.000 Are you fucking shitting me? 1.00
01:35:21.000 Dude! 1.00
01:35:22.000 Ioana.
01:35:24.000 Dude!
01:35:25.000 Rose.
01:35:25.000 You got Joe Loos on.
01:35:27.000 Ioana and Rose.
01:35:28.000 Oh my goodness. 1.00
01:35:30.000 Goddamn, Evan Dunham's still doing the damn thing? 1.00
01:35:33.000 And they gave him that monster? 1.00
01:35:36.000 Yeah, Tysimov.
01:35:37.000 Ain't no one trying to fight Tysimov.
01:35:39.000 They couldn't get Marabek Tysimov a good fight for a long time.
01:35:43.000 He's very, very underrated.
01:35:44.000 People are terrified of that gentleman. 0.99
01:35:46.000 Yeah, and he's having a real hard time getting matchups, but Evan Dunham doesn't give a fuck. 0.96
01:35:50.000 Bet you anything your boy Conor's there because his boy Artem Lobov's fighting and Ferguson Khabib makes sense. 0.78
01:35:56.000 Yeah, Lobov's fighting Caceres.
01:35:58.000 That should be fun.
01:35:59.000 I'm a Lobov fan, man.
01:36:00.000 It's a tough dude.
01:36:01.000 Salty record at 14-14, but that's life.
01:36:04.000 Yeah, it's interesting because there's two schools of thought with him and Connor. 0.97
01:36:11.000 He's strong and he's powerful and he's a good sparring partner for Connor, but I've also heard people say, no, Connor likes him because Connor can fuck him up. 0.98
01:36:20.000 He's just so goddamn tough? 0.99
01:36:22.000 Yeah, so goddamn tough. 0.97
01:36:23.000 Having a really tough sparring partner is probably a great idea. 0.96
01:36:27.000 You get both.
01:36:28.000 Yeah, he's not exactly a technician, but Artem's so damn tough.
01:36:31.000 Hits hard, too.
01:36:32.000 He hits hard.
01:36:33.000 You've got to watch your P's and Q's at all times.
01:36:35.000 I'm sure he's a great training partner.
01:36:36.000 And he's loyal, too.
01:36:37.000 He's not going to hurt you.
01:36:39.000 That's super important.
01:36:40.000 Oh, yeah.
01:36:41.000 Especially now in Connor's life, that's got to be real important.
01:36:44.000 I mean, how many people are just constantly trying to get the best of him in sparring?
01:36:47.000 Oh, hashtag no new friends.
01:36:49.000 There's no new guy sparring with him.
01:36:50.000 I was looking at this...
01:36:54.000 This dude, Katoru on K1 here.
01:36:57.000 I'm gonna send it to you, Jamie.
01:36:59.000 This dude's... 0.75
01:37:00.000 They were doing the exact kind of sparring that I fucking hate to see anyone do. 0.91
01:37:05.000 Where they were literally just going after each other. 0.98
01:37:08.000 Trying to knock each other out?
01:37:09.000 And then...
01:37:09.000 Katoru connected with a giant bomb.
01:37:14.000 And knocked him out?
01:37:16.000 Yes, he did.
01:37:17.000 It was awful.
01:37:17.000 That's that old school fighting, man.
01:37:20.000 I'm gonna send this to you, Jamie.
01:37:21.000 Hang on a second.
01:37:22.000 Super old school fighting.
01:37:23.000 Well, it's just unfortunate when people choose to train like this because this is a real knockout that this guy suffered and it wasn't an accident.
01:37:32.000 Like, this guy was teeing off on him trying to knock him out.
01:37:34.000 I just sent it to you in a text message.
01:37:36.000 It's not like the guy was knocked out because, you know, he just got caught with a freak punch or a freak elbow sparring. 1.00
01:37:44.000 Watch this shit. 1.00
01:37:44.000 Look at those guys in the back. 1.00
01:37:45.000 Look at this.
01:37:48.000 Look at this.
01:37:49.000 Oh, they're playing for keeps.
01:37:52.000 And then walks away. 1.00
01:37:53.000 Like he doesn't give a fuck. 0.99
01:37:55.000 That's so weird, man. 1.00
01:37:56.000 KO'd that dude.
01:37:57.000 You don't get anything out of it.
01:37:58.000 Look at this.
01:38:00.000 That guy doesn't look very good who he's fighting.
01:38:02.000 No.
01:38:03.000 No, he doesn't.
01:38:04.000 And I mean, he is swinging from the hips.
01:38:06.000 Oh, that dude's like KO'd.
01:38:08.000 Yeah, he's flatline.
01:38:11.000 Yeah.
01:38:12.000 How do you say his last name?
01:38:13.000 Are you talking to me?
01:38:15.000 I'm the worst to ask that.
01:38:16.000 How do you think you'd say it?
01:38:19.000 K-1 Takeru.
01:38:21.000 Takeru.
01:38:21.000 T-A-K-E-R-U. Takeru.
01:38:27.000 And then he posted that?
01:38:28.000 Yep.
01:38:29.000 It's awful, right?
01:38:30.000 It's just a tool move.
01:38:32.000 It's awful.
01:38:33.000 Well, it's just, maybe it wasn't him sparring.
01:38:35.000 I don't know who was getting KO'd like that.
01:38:37.000 But that should be an example of just what not to do. 0.95
01:38:40.000 Are you Vandley Silva from Shootbox back in fucking 97? 0.96
01:38:44.000 What are you doing? 0.96
01:38:45.000 Does it show the translation?
01:38:46.000 Eh, who cares.
01:38:47.000 Either way.
01:38:48.000 Either way, don't post that.
01:38:48.000 That's how it used to be.
01:38:50.000 That's how guys spar.
01:38:51.000 God, back in the...
01:38:52.000 For sure, educate yourself.
01:38:54.000 I know.
01:38:54.000 That's why when you see something like that today...
01:38:56.000 It's hard to see now.
01:38:57.000 It's not smart, it's not good for you, and it's not a good way to train.
01:39:00.000 You're not learning from that.
01:39:01.000 You're also going to break all your toys so people go, oh, you fight like that?
01:39:04.000 No, we're good, man.
01:39:05.000 Right.
01:39:05.000 We're good.
01:39:05.000 Or you have to be a guy who can hang in there in that gym and do that.
01:39:09.000 But all of you are going to take unnecessary damage.
01:39:11.000 Can you do it?
01:39:12.000 Yeah, you can do it.
01:39:12.000 That's how we used to do it.
01:39:13.000 Everyone used to do that.
01:39:14.000 You can do it, but is that smart to do it?
01:39:16.000 Definitely not.
01:39:17.000 That's not the right way to do it.
01:39:18.000 Especially at his level.
01:39:19.000 We know you're tough, man.
01:39:20.000 You don't need to knock guys out.
01:39:21.000 He's finding K1. What are you doing?
01:39:24.000 Did you watch Glory this past weekend?
01:39:27.000 I'm not huge into Glory, Joe.
01:39:29.000 I watch all combat sports.
01:39:30.000 Who are you?
01:39:31.000 I know.
01:39:32.000 I know.
01:39:32.000 You don't like kickboxing?
01:39:33.000 It's alright to me.
01:39:35.000 I enjoy it.
01:39:36.000 I appreciate the art, stuff like that, but I was really into K1 when it was in its prime, but it's hard for me to get into Glory.
01:39:43.000 And there's some amazing guys in there.
01:39:45.000 I only have so much time on my hands where Glory's not priority.
01:39:48.000 That's true.
01:39:49.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:39:50.000 To me, I like it better than boxing.
01:39:51.000 How dare you?
01:39:53.000 I'm sorry.
01:39:53.000 It's like I don't even know you.
01:39:54.000 Being honest.
01:39:55.000 I appreciate it.
01:39:55.000 A real good glory fight to me is more interesting than a real good boxing match.
01:39:59.000 You're fucking crazy. 1.00
01:39:59.000 I like kicks. 1.00
01:40:00.000 You're crazy. 0.99
01:40:01.000 I like knees. 0.98
01:40:02.000 I like Muay Thai even more.
01:40:04.000 More than boxing.
01:40:05.000 Yep.
01:40:06.000 A good boxing match.
01:40:07.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:40:07.000 You'd rather watch that than Canelo Triple G. You got your goddamn mind. 1.00
01:40:10.000 Well, that's an exceptional once-in-a-lifetime match. 0.99
01:40:14.000 That Wildo Ortiz fight, man, one of the best I've ever seen.
01:40:17.000 But say if it was like...
01:40:19.000 Buakau versus Sanchai.
01:40:24.000 Yeah.
01:40:24.000 I would be just as excited about that.
01:40:26.000 Yeah, that's fair.
01:40:27.000 You know what I mean?
01:40:27.000 Like those two levels.
01:40:28.000 Yeah.
01:40:29.000 That level.
01:40:29.000 Yeah, not so extreme.
01:40:31.000 That's a crazy fight.
01:40:32.000 Yeah.
01:40:32.000 You'd want to see what happens.
01:40:33.000 Yeah, I don't know.
01:40:35.000 Again, I can appreciate when there's a good fight.
01:40:38.000 I'm down, but I'm not going to shut down my night and order pizza and watch Glory. 0.98
01:40:43.000 Damn, I will. 0.99
01:40:44.000 I will, for sure. 0.99
01:40:46.000 But I don't miss, which is weird, I don't miss any MMA, UFC, Bellator.
01:40:52.000 I don't miss any boxing.
01:40:53.000 I shut everything down.
01:40:54.000 Did you get excited about the Kovalev fight?
01:40:57.000 No, I get excited about it.
01:41:00.000 Super excited about it.
01:41:02.000 This past weekend, I was just so happy because I knew I had freaking Showtime boxing on with Wilder versus Ortiz, which is a great fight, and then you also had UFC 222. And that ended before the co-mate event, so I get to see all of it.
01:41:17.000 That makes my weekend, man.
01:41:19.000 Did you see that dude...
01:41:21.000 Alexander Hernandez, starch, Benil Dariush.
01:41:24.000 God, did he ever.
01:41:26.000 Dariush has hit a rough patch.
01:41:28.000 How about your boy Hector?
01:41:30.000 Yeah, Hector Lombard, that wasn't good.
01:41:32.000 What are you at on that?
01:41:33.000 Cheap shot.
01:41:34.000 Cheap shot, you think?
01:41:35.000 You don't think it was an after-action combo?
01:41:37.000 The first punch you can get away with.
01:41:38.000 I agree.
01:41:38.000 The second punch, he knows the bell's already rung.
01:41:40.000 Yep, the first one, I said, alright, you're in motion, but that second one that knocked him out, that's where I get a drill line.
01:41:47.000 I don't think he's a bad guy, but it's also a natural counter to kick like that, to throw that straight right or the left hook.
01:41:54.000 So maybe there's that, but you can't have the fight carry on.
01:41:57.000 Well, he definitely naturally fired back, but he knew in his head that the bell had rung, and he fired back anyway.
01:42:03.000 I mean, that's what happened.
01:42:04.000 Why did he do it?
01:42:05.000 I don't know.
01:42:06.000 But here's the thing.
01:42:06.000 We can't speculate.
01:42:07.000 We don't know.
01:42:08.000 No one knows it was on purpose.
01:42:10.000 All you know is the bell rang.
01:42:12.000 The rules are real clear.
01:42:14.000 The bell rings, the dude throws a punch, and then another punch after the bell.
01:42:18.000 100% foul.
01:42:20.000 There's no gray area.
01:42:21.000 They're going to appeal that, to me, is crazy.
01:42:23.000 And Hector was saying something like, the guy was talking, he was fine.
01:42:27.000 He was saying, what happened?
01:42:28.000 Where am I? That's what CB Dollar was saying.
01:42:31.000 Yeah.
01:42:32.000 He said it over...
01:42:32.000 I kept saying that he was saying...
01:42:34.000 I was letting everybody know because he was saying it over and over again.
01:42:36.000 And we all know what that is.
01:42:38.000 We've all seen that.
01:42:40.000 When a guy gets knocked out and just keeps saying, what happened?
01:42:42.000 What happened?
01:42:43.000 It's a nightmare.
01:42:44.000 It happens so often.
01:42:45.000 Yes.
01:42:45.000 That is what always happens when people get KO'd.
01:42:48.000 They go, oh shit, what happened? 0.99
01:42:49.000 You don't remember anything. 0.99
01:42:51.000 And you tell them, and then five minutes later, what happened?
01:42:53.000 And then you tell them, why am I here?
01:42:55.000 What happened?
01:42:56.000 They forget over and over again all night.
01:42:58.000 You gotta stay up with them.
01:42:59.000 Hector's in a tough spot because he's lost five in a row now.
01:43:02.000 So I'm not sure what they're gonna do with him.
01:43:04.000 Well, I mean, I would imagine if CB wants to do a rematch, they would do a rematch.
01:43:09.000 Because there would be some interest in that fight.
01:43:12.000 Because either one of those guys is not generating a ton of interest.
01:43:15.000 Correct.
01:43:16.000 Hector's lost a lot of fights.
01:43:18.000 CB's lost two?
01:43:20.000 He got knocked down by Marquardt.
01:43:21.000 Remember that?
01:43:22.000 Yeah, that was bad.
01:43:23.000 That was bad.
01:43:24.000 And that was, it seemed to me, like one of those fights where he thought Marquardt was done.
01:43:29.000 The last thing to go.
01:43:30.000 You know, Nate retired.
01:43:32.000 Yeah.
01:43:33.000 Officially retired, yeah.
01:43:34.000 I'm glad.
01:43:35.000 I'm glad I'm tired.
01:43:36.000 But there's a thing that happens to fighters where, you know, they just can't take a shot anymore.
01:43:41.000 They've just been doing it too long.
01:43:42.000 It's just a fact.
01:43:43.000 And so guys go after them.
01:43:44.000 But the last thing to go with a guy like Nate is power.
01:43:46.000 Yeah, it's terrible.
01:43:47.000 He knocks out CB. After CB, you know, CB came back.
01:43:53.000 And who did he beat?
01:43:53.000 I thought CB won two in a row, and then they got Hector, or did he lose one in decision?
01:43:57.000 But I'm pretty sure after Nate, he won one. 0.98
01:43:59.000 Well, you know, he got fucked up in an elevator accident. 0.67
01:44:02.000 He's in a lawsuit with the UFC over it. 1.00
01:44:04.000 Yeah, he's like permanently fucked up. 1.00
01:44:06.000 Is he? 1.00
01:44:06.000 Is that bad? 1.00
01:44:07.000 What happened?
01:44:07.000 He was on an elevator, and it just dropped.
01:44:10.000 The elevator just dropped and slammed onto the bottom.
01:44:13.000 I'm sorry, how is that the UFC's problem?
01:44:15.000 I don't think he's in a lawsuit with the UFC. Is he not?
01:44:17.000 Am I crazy?
01:44:18.000 He's in a lawsuit, I think, with the hotel.
01:44:20.000 I thought it was with the UFC. Maybe I'm wrong.
01:44:22.000 It doesn't make sense if the elevator, then I have misinformation.
01:44:26.000 Yeah.
01:44:26.000 It wouldn't make sense coming after the UFC if it was a hotel elevator.
01:44:29.000 Oh, you didn't know that it was the elevator accident?
01:44:31.000 I knew it was the elevator.
01:44:32.000 So yeah, it doesn't make sense if they'd come after the UFC. No.
01:44:34.000 That's what I heard. 0.99
01:44:36.000 But apparently there was quite a few people in that elevator, and when he dropped, a lot of them got fucked up. 1.00
01:44:42.000 Damn. 1.00
01:44:42.000 I think there was more than three or four people in the elevator, but he got fucked up bad. 1.00
01:44:46.000 Was it a Steve Wynn hotel or what? 0.97
01:44:48.000 I don't know.
01:44:48.000 I don't know who owned it.
01:44:49.000 I don't know where it was.
01:44:50.000 I do not remember.
01:44:51.000 That's such a shame.
01:44:52.000 Jamie, you looking it up?
01:44:54.000 Yeah, but he did go and fight again.
01:44:57.000 So they would probably be arguing like, hey, you're still professionally competing.
01:45:01.000 That's what I was going to say because he's in that lawsuit and then you fight this weekend.
01:45:04.000 The courtroom's going to be like, hold up.
01:45:05.000 You're saying your back's an issue and they fought Hector Lombard?
01:45:08.000 Yeah.
01:45:08.000 What are you talking about?
01:45:09.000 Yeah.
01:45:10.000 That's true.
01:45:10.000 The best argument would be, did not fight until the lawsuit settled.
01:45:14.000 And then shoot some stem cells in there down in Panama.
01:45:17.000 Yeah, it's not like we're dying to see you versus Hector.
01:45:19.000 Van Halen on the headphones.
01:45:21.000 Panama!
01:45:22.000 There's a Wyndham Hotel in Cleveland.
01:45:25.000 Ah, Wyndham's.
01:45:26.000 Don't stay at Wyndham's.
01:45:27.000 Yeah, or do. 1.00
01:45:28.000 So they'll sue the shit out of those people. 0.99
01:45:30.000 We'll see what happens. 0.97
01:45:31.000 But yeah, the elevator apparently was getting funky on people before.
01:45:36.000 And people were still riding it.
01:45:39.000 Don't more people die in elevators?
01:45:41.000 Because when they're talking to their friend, they assume the elevator's there, and they're walking, and the elevator's not there, and they go down?
01:45:46.000 More people die like that than you would imagine, yeah.
01:45:48.000 Why the door?
01:45:48.000 Why is the door open?
01:45:49.000 Because something's wrong, it goes ding, and they're like, yeah, I got it!
01:45:54.000 And they fall to their death.
01:45:56.000 It's a bad one.
01:45:56.000 So always look at the elevators there.
01:45:59.000 That's a fucked up way to end it. 0.99
01:46:00.000 Shitty deal. 0.99
01:46:03.000 You don't want to go out like that?
01:46:05.000 No.
01:46:06.000 I'd heard a story about a dude who got trapped in an elevator and the elevator went up and he was trapped in the door and the elevator went up and just sheared him in half.
01:46:14.000 I saw that in Final Destination 2. Maybe that's what it was.
01:46:17.000 Yeah.
01:46:18.000 I made it up.
01:46:19.000 No, I'm pretty sure it was real.
01:46:21.000 That'd be a terrible way to go.
01:46:23.000 Awful.
01:46:23.000 Well, it's like that actor who was in Star Trek and he was in Alpha Dog.
01:46:27.000 He lived right up here, man, in Hollywood.
01:46:30.000 Hollywood Hills.
01:46:31.000 He lives on an incline.
01:46:33.000 And he was getting out of his Jeep to close the garage door.
01:46:37.000 And he didn't put the Jeep in park.
01:46:39.000 And it rolled over and killed him.
01:46:42.000 Trapped him against the garage door. 1.00
01:46:44.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:46:44.000 Young actor, too. 1.00
01:46:46.000 Phenomenal actor. 1.00
01:46:47.000 Fuck. 1.00
01:46:50.000 Wow. 1.00
01:46:51.000 Back straddling the elevator, one leg in the elevator, one leg in the second floor.
01:46:55.000 He was helping the occupants get off the elevator when all of a sudden shot upwards, beheading him.
01:46:59.000 That's it.
01:47:00.000 His body fell into the second floor lobby.
01:47:02.000 His head fell onto the floor of the elevator.
01:47:06.000 His head and the two remaining passengers in the elevator shot up to the ninth floor.
01:47:10.000 One of the passengers described the scene.
01:47:12.000 I can't get it out of my mind.
01:47:13.000 The head was there, but the body wasn't.
01:47:15.000 He still had the Walkman earphones on his head. 0.99
01:47:18.000 Holy shit. 0.98
01:47:19.000 There had been many problems with the elevator, and the service repairman was at the building that day to work on it. 0.99
01:47:24.000 The elevator had been inspected November 1, 1994, and passed the inspection. 0.99
01:47:29.000 That's some dark shit. 0.99
01:47:31.000 That's a way to go, baby. 1.00
01:47:32.000 Not good.
01:47:33.000 Painless, though.
01:47:34.000 Yes, but you will be awake for a couple seconds.
01:47:37.000 Yeah, don't they say once you, like a chicken, right?
01:47:39.000 That doesn't make sense to me, though, because how come you're not awake when you get choked out?
01:47:45.000 Right?
01:47:46.000 Well, because when you get decapitated, right, everything's still firing, some of the energy's still up there firing, so you can see.
01:47:52.000 Maybe.
01:47:53.000 I heard about that chicken that didn't have any head.
01:47:55.000 Lived for 18 months without a noggin.
01:47:57.000 After a farm in a failed attempt at slaughter axed off the head, but missed the jugular vein.
01:48:02.000 We really don't know, right? 1.00
01:48:05.000 Chickens are fucking dinosaurs, man. 1.00
01:48:07.000 I've said that many, too many times, but that kind of shit is what you need to see. 1.00
01:48:13.000 Just realize it's not a person. 0.99
01:48:15.000 Although a pterodactyl is not a dinosaur.
01:48:17.000 It's so strange to me.
01:48:18.000 I know.
01:48:18.000 I think pterodactyls might have had feathers.
01:48:21.000 They don't know.
01:48:22.000 They're thinking now that a lot of dinosaurs had feathers.
01:48:25.000 But when you think about what a pterodactyl is, we always assume it had like bat wings.
01:48:29.000 But now that they think that dinosaurs have feathers, I wonder if they...
01:48:32.000 A giant bird?
01:48:33.000 Yeah, I wonder if they've decided to look into that and look at it as a possibility.
01:48:38.000 You ever see that giant picture that it's the T-Rex covered in feathers?
01:48:42.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:48:42.000 Get that shit out of my face. 1.00
01:48:43.000 They didn't look like that, bitch. 1.00
01:48:45.000 They might have. 1.00
01:48:46.000 No!
01:48:46.000 They think raptors did.
01:48:48.000 Raptors covered in feathers like that?
01:48:50.000 They think raptors had feathers.
01:48:50.000 They look pretty dope, too, man.
01:48:52.000 Have you seen the pictures, Jamie? 1.00
01:48:54.000 That bullshit T-Rex covered in feathers? 1.00
01:48:56.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:48:57.000 That one's furry. 0.76
01:48:58.000 It looks cute.
01:48:59.000 That one looks cool.
01:49:01.000 Yeah.
01:49:01.000 See that one?
01:49:03.000 We showed it before. 0.99
01:49:04.000 It's at Bozeman Science Museum or some shit in Bozeman, Montana. 0.88
01:49:11.000 Pretty cool place. 0.97
01:49:12.000 And they have a replica of what they think a raptor could have looked like if it was covered in feathers.
01:49:18.000 Because they think it's very possible that that's what those things looked like.
01:49:21.000 Remember, Jamie, it was on the floor.
01:49:23.000 There was an actual model.
01:49:25.000 We pulled up the image before.
01:49:27.000 If you go to images. 0.96
01:49:29.000 It's some science shit for the feathers. 0.98
01:49:31.000 That's what they think because they found some that have feathers. 0.99
01:49:35.000 They know that they've got some fossils that have very clear indentations where feathers must have been.
01:49:40.000 Well then everything I grew up on with dinosaurs is wrong.
01:49:43.000 Well, they think that's true anyway.
01:49:46.000 They used to think the T-Rex was a predator, and now they think it's a scavenger.
01:49:49.000 I thought you were going to say vegetarian.
01:49:51.000 No, they think he just waddled around.
01:49:53.000 That's why the teeth are so big, to crush dead animals that are just laying around.
01:49:56.000 That's it right there.
01:49:57.000 That's what they think that thing looks like.
01:49:59.000 Which is kind of even more nightmarish.
01:50:01.000 Yeah, it's more freaky. 1.00
01:50:03.000 Big old feathered fucking lizard that runs and guts you with its claws. 1.00
01:50:07.000 My brain's trying to analyze it. 1.00
01:50:09.000 It doesn't really work.
01:50:11.000 Well...
01:50:11.000 Because how we know dinosaurs, you know what I'm saying?
01:50:13.000 Yeah, but think of an eagle, man. 0.99
01:50:14.000 I mean, eagle is a lot like a fucking dinosaur. 0.99
01:50:17.000 It just has a hatchet for a head. 1.00
01:50:18.000 That beak.
01:50:19.000 Instead of teeth.
01:50:21.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:50:21.000 But you look at an ostrich, you look at their legs and shit, you can see a dinosaur in it. 0.99
01:50:26.000 100%. 1.00
01:50:26.000 Their feet. 1.00
01:50:26.000 Yeah, but nobody has teeth like that. 1.00
01:50:28.000 There's not a single bird that has, like, leopard seal-type teeth, you know?
01:50:33.000 God, leopard seal.
01:50:35.000 Underappreciated animal. 1.00
01:50:36.000 That thing's mean as fuck. 0.99
01:50:37.000 One of the coolest animals of all time. 0.99
01:50:38.000 We're in La Jolla and we're on these scooters and went down and there's all these leopard seals and there's some people taking pictures.
01:50:44.000 Some Asian dude walked up, got nose to nose with this thing.
01:50:47.000 I told my brother, go get your camera out because that thing will rip his face off and this is going to be awesome.
01:50:53.000 Oh my god. 1.00
01:50:55.000 They're fucking killers, man. 1.00
01:50:57.000 They're so big, too. 1.00
01:50:58.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:50:59.000 They're leopard seals for a reason, man.
01:51:01.000 You know, I didn't even know they were a real thing until I watched that March of the Penguins movie.
01:51:06.000 I went, what?
01:51:07.000 You didn't know they were real? 0.99
01:51:08.000 I didn't know what a fucking leopard seal was. 0.99
01:51:10.000 I'd never heard of it. 1.00
01:51:11.000 Yeah, they're gangster.
01:51:12.000 I think I'm scared because since a kid I was in Mexico and there's one going up in the water and I thought, oh cute, look, that's like the ones I see on cartoons and my dad's friend who's in the Navy was like, do not go in the water. 1.00
01:51:22.000 Those things are mean as fuck. 0.99
01:51:23.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:51:24.000 I was like, really?
01:51:24.000 He's like, yes!
01:51:25.000 They're out there fucking killing shit right now. 1.00
01:51:27.000 Yeah, they've eaten people before. 1.00
01:51:29.000 There's one of them.
01:51:30.000 Look at that poor penguin. 0.87
01:51:31.000 Some scientist, actually, a female scientist in a rare attack got killed, I want to say about 10 years ago.
01:51:40.000 Those things are gangster, man.
01:51:41.000 They're pretty stunned. 0.84
01:51:43.000 Because they have giant mouths and huge teeth. 0.92
01:51:46.000 But look, like with his mouth closed there, looks so fucking cute. 0.98
01:51:49.000 Like, hey, buddy. 0.98
01:51:50.000 That's what that Asian dude was doing. 1.00
01:51:51.000 Nose to nose with his fucking thing. 1.00
01:51:53.000 Hi, buddy. 1.00
01:51:54.000 Now, get me a picture of his teeth, like right above with his mouth open.
01:51:57.000 Go large on that.
01:51:58.000 That's not even a good one.
01:51:59.000 That thing looks like a tremor.
01:52:01.000 Yeah, right there.
01:52:01.000 Oh, Jesus Christ!
01:52:03.000 They look like tremors.
01:52:04.000 Look at that, man.
01:52:05.000 I mean, that doesn't look like a real thing.
01:52:07.000 That looks like a fake animal. 0.96
01:52:09.000 It looks like that movie Tremor, that shitty CGI Tremor. 0.97
01:52:12.000 That's what it looks like. 0.86
01:52:14.000 Yeah, there was earthquakes because there was worms living out of the ground.
01:52:16.000 That movie's awesome.
01:52:18.000 Shout out to Kevin Bacon.
01:52:19.000 I was thinking this about the Oscars.
01:52:21.000 Go to that one on the lower left. 1.00
01:52:22.000 Look at these fucking teeth. 1.00
01:52:23.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
01:52:24.000 See, he looks friendly to me. 0.99
01:52:25.000 I would kick it with him. 0.99
01:52:26.000 Look at those teeth, bro! 0.99
01:52:26.000 I'd share a fish talk with that guy. 0.99
01:52:28.000 I'd be really happy to eat your asshole. 1.00
01:52:30.000 Hello! 1.00
01:52:31.000 100%. 1.00
01:52:31.000 I want to take a bite out of your dick. 1.00
01:52:33.000 100%, man. 1.00
01:52:34.000 They're fucking killers. 1.00
01:52:35.000 What were you going to say about the Oscars, though? 1.00
01:52:37.000 Oh, I was thinking...
01:52:38.000 Speaking of killers?
01:52:39.000 No.
01:52:40.000 I was thinking, like, when are we...
01:52:42.000 No one can possibly see all the movies.
01:52:46.000 Because we keep adding to the library.
01:52:49.000 Every week, new movies come out.
01:52:51.000 They don't take movies away.
01:52:52.000 No, you have to hit a certain period where they're going to preview that movie so you're up for the awards.
01:52:57.000 That's not what I mean.
01:52:58.000 I don't care about the Oscars.
01:52:59.000 I don't care about the awards.
01:53:00.000 I'm saying the number of movies... 0.98
01:53:03.000 That we produce as the human race is fucking crazy, and it's never-ending. 0.99
01:53:07.000 Yes. 0.98
01:53:07.000 Like, every year they put out more, and movies don't go away. 0.98
01:53:12.000 So the database is just stacking and stacking and stacking.
01:53:16.000 It's tough to follow.
01:53:16.000 And it's only been happening for a hundred years.
01:53:19.000 Yeah.
01:53:20.000 I mean, and that was silent in the beginning, right?
01:53:22.000 So there's been a hundred years of these movies just stacking up.
01:53:25.000 And all the premises, like, if you think about premises, like, oh, the robots get smart and they want to kill the people.
01:53:31.000 Okay. 0.98
01:53:31.000 Oh, the monkeys get smart and they want to kill the people. 0.98
01:53:33.000 Okay.
01:53:34.000 Like, there's all these premises that just go, oh, there's worms that live on the ground that cause earthquakes.
01:53:38.000 Great movie.
01:53:41.000 I'm in immediately.
01:53:42.000 It must be so hard to come up with an original premise for a movie. 0.99
01:53:47.000 There's so many fucking movies. 0.97
01:53:49.000 You think it's hard to come up with a new joke? 0.99
01:53:51.000 Or a new premise for a joke?
01:53:52.000 Why do you think you get a recreation of Jumanji and Rocky and Predator?
01:53:57.000 They're running out of ideas.
01:53:59.000 How many buddy-buddy movies can we see? 0.99
01:54:01.000 Can we put The Rock and Kevin Hart in so many goddamn movies? 1.00
01:54:03.000 It's just this regurgitation of all the same shit we've already seen. 1.00
01:54:07.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:54:08.000 Yeah.
01:54:09.000 There's so many movies.
01:54:10.000 There's so many movies.
01:54:11.000 Yet there's not that many paid actors, is there?
01:54:14.000 Like, it's a struggle city.
01:54:15.000 Less than 1% make a living acting, but there's a jagillion movies.
01:54:18.000 Is it less than 1%?
01:54:20.000 Less than 1% make a living.
01:54:22.000 Really?
01:54:22.000 Making movies.
01:54:23.000 Of all actors?
01:54:24.000 Yes.
01:54:24.000 Wow.
01:54:25.000 That's crazy.
01:54:26.000 Like a quality living of all the actors, less than 1%.
01:54:29.000 That's pretty crazy.
01:54:30.000 Crazy.
01:54:31.000 Think how many comics make a legit living?
01:54:34.000 Think how many comics are?
01:54:35.000 The difference being that for a comic, it's more up to them.
01:54:39.000 Correct.
01:54:40.000 It's more up to them to go.
01:54:41.000 And you're a good piece of proof of that.
01:54:43.000 Obviously, you have the boost of being famous from the UFC and then being famous from your podcast.
01:54:48.000 Those two things helped you as a boost.
01:54:50.000 But also the hustling.
01:54:51.000 And that's the thing that, like, an actor can hustle, but you have to be hired.
01:54:55.000 You gotta be hired to do something.
01:54:56.000 And there's a million moving pieces.
01:54:58.000 A million moving pieces.
01:54:59.000 A million.
01:54:59.000 You gotta track well, you gotta test well, people have to like, you gotta be right for the royal.
01:55:03.000 You could just go up on a showcase night and do like 15 minutes and kill, and you're in the money, you know? 1.00
01:55:10.000 Acting's a motherfucker. 0.99
01:55:11.000 Hard gig to get good at, too. 1.00
01:55:14.000 You know?
01:55:15.000 Acting?
01:55:15.000 Yeah, I think.
01:55:16.000 Oh, my God.
01:55:17.000 To get good at, like, Daniel Day-Lewis style, I was watching There Will Be Blood the other day, and I was just thinking, like, this guy's, like...
01:55:23.000 The butcher?
01:55:24.000 He's putting out so many...
01:55:25.000 Yeah, ooh, New York.
01:55:26.000 What is that?
01:55:27.000 Gangs in New York?
01:55:27.000 Gangs in New York.
01:55:28.000 But I forgot how good There Will Be Blood was.
01:55:31.000 I watched it the other day in a hotel...
01:55:34.000 And I was near where it happened because I was doing gigs in Fresno and Bakersfield.
01:55:40.000 And I didn't know that, but Tehachapi Mountains, that's where there will be bloods all about.
01:55:46.000 That's where they were drilling for oil.
01:55:47.000 That's right over there.
01:55:48.000 Amazing movie.
01:55:49.000 Dude.
01:55:50.000 I think it's funny.
01:55:51.000 Sometimes fighters, whoever athletes go, I'm going to go to Hollywood, get into acting.
01:55:55.000 Like, man, you need to sit in on a classroom.
01:55:58.000 You need to watch someone do like a dramatic role and see if it's for you.
01:56:01.000 I mean, you're talking about it's a legit craft, man.
01:56:04.000 Some people are just good at...
01:56:05.000 There's a thing that they're doing where you're compelled by their words.
01:56:11.000 You're compelled by what they're doing.
01:56:13.000 It's not easy to achieve that spot.
01:56:16.000 Not a lot of guys do it.
01:56:17.000 No, it's a true art.
01:56:18.000 That's why it's so tough to get casted in those roles in TV and movies. 0.81
01:56:23.000 There's a reason why it's so goddamn tough.
01:56:25.000 I've been watching that Viking show. 0.82
01:56:26.000 You watch that Viking show?
01:56:28.000 That's on history, right?
01:56:29.000 All in, baby.
01:56:30.000 Yeah, you get it on Apple.
01:56:31.000 I got it on iTunes. 0.97
01:56:32.000 It's fucking good, man. 0.98
01:56:34.000 It's a good show, and it keeps getting better. 0.99
01:56:35.000 And they're really good actors.
01:56:37.000 I'm on season two right now.
01:56:38.000 I need some shows, man.
01:56:39.000 I ran out.
01:56:40.000 You've seen Punisher on Netflix?
01:56:41.000 I have not.
01:56:42.000 Changed your life.
01:56:43.000 That good?
01:56:44.000 You would love it.
01:56:45.000 It's a lot of shoot-em-ups. 0.97
01:56:46.000 Hell yeah. 0.78
01:56:47.000 Bang, bang, bang. 0.89
01:56:47.000 But legit, I just don't like action. 0.89
01:56:49.000 That doesn't do anything for me.
01:56:50.000 I like a good story.
01:56:52.000 Yeah.
01:56:52.000 Punisher's dope.
01:56:53.000 Went through El Chapo, went through Narcos.
01:56:58.000 You've never seen The Wire?
01:56:59.000 Have you ever seen The Wire?
01:57:00.000 Seen The Wire.
01:57:00.000 I got like season five.
01:57:02.000 That's all there is.
01:57:03.000 They just did release it in HD, so if you haven't seen it, you could watch it.
01:57:06.000 Some people say greatest.
01:57:07.000 It's probably the best series ever.
01:57:09.000 Ever?
01:57:10.000 Yeah.
01:57:10.000 That's a strong statement.
01:57:12.000 Easy for you to say because I haven't seen it, you fuck. 1.00
01:57:14.000 It is true. 1.00
01:57:16.000 Some people rank it number one.
01:57:18.000 That and Sopranos, right?
01:57:19.000 I've never seen Sopranos.
01:57:20.000 Well, that's a problem.
01:57:22.000 You've never seen Wired, son.
01:57:23.000 I saw one episode of the Wired.
01:57:25.000 Well, I've seen half an episode of Sopranos.
01:57:29.000 Sopranos was the show that got me into binge-watching.
01:57:31.000 But not binge, because I watched it every Sunday, whenever it was on or whatever day it was.
01:57:35.000 Yeah, you were excited for it.
01:57:36.000 It's HBO night with your girl.
01:57:37.000 It was a big deal to sit and watch The Sopranos. 0.99
01:57:41.000 I was like, boy, here we go, the fucking Sopranos. 0.99
01:57:42.000 That's how I was with Game of Thrones. 0.98
01:57:45.000 Is Brian here?
01:57:47.000 Yeah, he has a Tesla.
01:57:50.000 Some poor electric car that he half-charges.
01:57:55.000 How often do you think Brian fully charges that car? 0.99
01:57:57.000 He was just in the shock because he ran into the wall or some shit. 1.00
01:57:59.000 He treats his car as like shit. 1.00
01:58:00.000 And then he goes, dude, do you think I should get a Porsche like you and Rogan? 1.00
01:58:03.000 I'm like, no.
01:58:04.000 Absolutely not.
01:58:05.000 Absolutely not.
01:58:06.000 That's not the car for you.
01:58:07.000 He's hitting full-on midlife crisis.
01:58:09.000 Let's encourage it.
01:58:09.000 No, I want him to get a yellow Viper and braces.
01:58:12.000 I want to be that guy in a shit tan and a wig. 0.99
01:58:14.000 Ooh, a Viper. 0.99
01:58:16.000 Nah, he doesn't know how to drive enough for a Viper. 0.98
01:58:19.000 But he should drive something that has some balls. 0.97
01:58:23.000 Yeah, Tesla's bummed me out. 0.95
01:58:25.000 I like the message, it's just not the car for me.
01:58:27.000 It doesn't make any noise.
01:58:28.000 I have a problem with the fact that it doesn't make any noise.
01:58:31.000 It doesn't do anything to me.
01:58:32.000 I don't know why.
01:58:32.000 I'm just too used to noise.
01:58:33.000 Me too.
01:58:34.000 We sound like two cavemen right now, but it doesn't have that V8 or that V10 noise, the V6, the Inline 6, that exhaust.
01:58:45.000 There's nothing.
01:58:47.000 And you know what's pissing me off?
01:58:48.000 That lately car manufacturers have been adding noise to their cars.
01:58:51.000 Like the Maserati?
01:58:52.000 They put it in the speakers.
01:58:54.000 What?
01:58:55.000 Yes.
01:58:56.000 In what cars?
01:58:57.000 BMW. M4 does it.
01:59:00.000 They put in the speakers?
01:59:01.000 Yep.
01:59:01.000 Sound.
01:59:01.000 They pump sound through the speakers.
01:59:03.000 That's a bitch move. 1.00
01:59:04.000 So as the engine goes up, some of it's coming in through the speakers. 0.99
01:59:07.000 It's like patting a bra as a girl. 1.00
01:59:09.000 That's fucked up. 0.99
01:59:09.000 Apparently some guys have figured out a way how to cut that out. 0.99
01:59:12.000 Why would you do that?
01:59:14.000 Turbocharged cars.
01:59:16.000 Can I say that five times fast?
01:59:19.000 Turbocharged cars.
01:59:21.000 When you have forced induction, forced air induction, it makes the car much quieter.
01:59:26.000 Doesn't sound nearly as throaty and rumbly.
01:59:28.000 Like my GT3, you know how raw that thing sounds?
01:59:31.000 Love that.
01:59:32.000 Because it's naturally aspirated.
01:59:33.000 Correct.
01:59:33.000 And you also get instantaneous feedback from the throttle response.
01:59:37.000 Preach, I got GTS. That's what you want.
01:59:39.000 That's what you want.
01:59:39.000 When you get into turbochargers, it's all about turbo lag, which is why they have twin turbos.
01:59:44.000 They have one turbo on the low end, one turbo on the high end, but even at the very best implementations of turbochargers, there's still a perceptible lag.
01:59:52.000 Slight lag.
01:59:53.000 Slight.
01:59:53.000 They're getting better and better, though.
01:59:55.000 That new Porsche is ridiculous. 0.91
01:59:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:59:59.000 They're definitely better than they used to be. 0.83
02:00:01.000 Dude, how the fuck have you not been on comedians in cars getting coffee? 0.65
02:00:05.000 Oh, I don't know. 0.99
02:00:06.000 Not your thing.
02:00:07.000 Nah.
02:00:08.000 I get Jay Leno's show.
02:00:09.000 I've done enough car things.
02:00:10.000 That's true.
02:00:11.000 Let's take that new Porsche and get on there or something.
02:00:13.000 I can't believe you're a new Porsche.
02:00:14.000 Literally, I was like, I hit you up out the podcast.
02:00:17.000 I'm just here to see the car, and you didn't bring it.
02:00:20.000 It has an oil leak.
02:00:21.000 I know.
02:00:21.000 Yeah.
02:00:22.000 Well, you buy it.
02:00:22.000 It's not new.
02:00:23.000 It's 1991. It's new.
02:00:25.000 1991 964. God.
02:00:27.000 Sometimes I wanted to fuck around with one of those older cars. 1.00
02:00:31.000 I like those. 0.99
02:00:32.000 Love it.
02:00:33.000 They're small.
02:00:34.000 They're real small.
02:00:35.000 That's one of the weird things about it when you're around it.
02:00:37.000 Those things are tiny.
02:00:38.000 A driver's car.
02:00:39.000 Yeah.
02:00:40.000 You feel everything.
02:00:41.000 I love it because you're not going to see it.
02:00:42.000 No one has it out there.
02:00:43.000 It's custom to you.
02:00:44.000 It's a badass ride.
02:00:46.000 There's more of them now than there have been before.
02:00:48.000 People are getting into those older cars.
02:00:49.000 Thanks to your boy Magnus Walker.
02:00:51.000 Yeah.
02:00:52.000 Chris Harris said something funny to me. 0.97
02:00:53.000 He said, why is it that four years ago I didn't give a shit about 964s? 0.99
02:00:56.000 Now I think they're the best looking cars ever. 0.78
02:00:58.000 The Porsche goes through these phases where this one's cool, and this with a 68, 78, 73. It's just these weird phases.
02:01:05.000 Well, those long hood cars are kind of always the best looking ones.
02:01:10.000 The 1967 to early 70s, like 72, 73. You know, they have that long hood.
02:01:18.000 Those are the ones that Magnus is really into.
02:01:20.000 He's done a few of those where he redid them.
02:01:22.000 He made them cool, too.
02:01:23.000 Oh, yeah, for sure.
02:01:25.000 Well, his style, that's another level more raw than what I'm dealing with.
02:01:30.000 Magnus?
02:01:30.000 Yeah, because his style, well, he has a 964, too, but a lot of what his older cars were were those 1969, 1971s, and he would redo those.
02:01:40.000 And those cars don't weigh dog shit. 0.96
02:01:42.000 They weigh like 2,000 pounds. 1.00
02:01:43.000 Super light.
02:01:44.000 The Porsche purists think they're not really into the Singers or the Magnus Walker.
02:01:50.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:01:51.000 Your car's in the middle of that, I think.
02:01:53.000 Yeah, it's not modified.
02:01:54.000 It's not like a Singer, which is completely different.
02:01:57.000 Singer's got a carbon fiber body.
02:01:58.000 I actually think Singers, Porsche took a lawsuit out of them because they're selling the Porsches, but they're taking the Porsche logo off and put a Singer one on them.
02:02:06.000 Yeah, so Porsche's suing them?
02:02:09.000 They have an issue with it, yeah.
02:02:10.000 That's interesting.
02:02:11.000 I thought they liked it because it was just like bringing back interest in vintage Porsches.
02:02:15.000 I think they liked it before he started making it the Singer.
02:02:17.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:02:18.000 Yeah, because what he's doing is taking a 964, which is that same year that I'm talking about, and then he puts all this other stuff on it and beefs up the suspension and beefs up the engine.
02:02:27.000 They're like impossible to get to.
02:02:28.000 Yeah. 0.98
02:02:29.000 They're so sick.
02:02:30.000 Well, now he has a new one that starts at 1.5 million dollars.
02:02:35.000 Is that it?
02:02:37.000 Jesus Christ. 1.00
02:02:38.000 What the fuck are we doing? 1.00
02:02:39.000 Have you seen it? 0.99
02:02:40.000 No.
02:02:40.000 There's a limited number of them they're going to make.
02:02:42.000 It has a 500 horsepower naturally aspirated engine.
02:02:46.000 It's got giant fender flares.
02:02:49.000 See if you can find it.
02:02:50.000 Say no more, fam.
02:02:51.000 I'm in.
02:02:52.000 You're in.
02:02:53.000 Wait till you take a look at this thing.
02:02:55.000 Sometimes when you send me pictures of cars getting made, sometimes I'll see it.
02:02:58.000 It makes me mad. 0.96
02:02:59.000 They're so sick. 0.98
02:03:00.000 It makes you mad. 0.79
02:03:01.000 There's not enough cars in the world for me.
02:03:03.000 Yeah, what is it about cars?
02:03:05.000 I don't know. 0.99
02:03:05.000 Cars and girls, you see it and you're like, God damn! 0.99
02:03:08.000 God damn! 1.00
02:03:09.000 Right? 1.00
02:03:10.000 It just speaks to DNA. And it's not all men.
02:03:13.000 No.
02:03:14.000 Callan.
02:03:15.000 Callan would come in here, you could show him that.
02:03:16.000 He's here.
02:03:17.000 Where is he?
02:03:18.000 Is he in the dressing room?
02:03:19.000 I mean, yeah, he's walking around the gym.
02:03:21.000 See him?
02:03:22.000 I guarantee you he hits that punching thing you have.
02:03:25.000 He's gonna break it.
02:03:26.000 He's got karate power.
02:03:28.000 Or go, you know what, I would, but my wrist.
02:03:30.000 Yeah, maybe there's that.
02:03:31.000 But this, I mean, some men don't get into it, but it's so universal with men.
02:03:36.000 It's just, it's so normal that men, like, really get into cars. 0.58
02:03:40.000 Why is that?
02:03:41.000 I don't know.
02:03:42.000 I don't know what is a battle.
02:03:43.000 Especially V8s, right?
02:03:44.000 But, like, I'm not the type of guy where, like, I'll see a car, and my brother's super car guy, and I go, that thing, your car's dressed down on a track. 0.97
02:03:52.000 I'm like, I don't give a shit about the track, man. 0.92
02:03:55.000 Yeah. 0.98
02:03:55.000 There's guys who are like those track guys, and I'm just like a road guy, fun driving car, fast enough, but looks great. 0.98
02:04:01.000 I'm about looks and performance.
02:04:03.000 Track is fun.
02:04:03.000 But then a lot of people are track guys.
02:04:05.000 We should go to the track.
02:04:06.000 The Porsche Performance Center.
02:04:08.000 Yeah, we go there, we have to take their cars, though. 0.99
02:04:10.000 Fuck up their tires. 0.99
02:04:11.000 Yeah, that's true. 0.99
02:04:12.000 Not yours.
02:04:12.000 That's true.
02:04:13.000 You can get GT3s, GT2s.
02:04:15.000 Yeah.
02:04:16.000 Alright, let's do it.
02:04:17.000 Let's do that.
02:04:17.000 Look at that.
02:04:18.000 That's the SINGER. Come on, son.
02:04:22.000 That doesn't make your dick hard. 1.00
02:04:23.000 SINGER Porsche 964 DLS. And this thing is insane. 1.00
02:04:27.000 Find a better looking car than that, though.
02:04:29.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:04:30.000 Well, I'm going to be honest.
02:04:31.000 Those Fuchs wheels, I always felt like they're not good enough for that body style.
02:04:36.000 I like how deep the...
02:04:37.000 Look how the wheel wells on that. 0.94
02:04:39.000 I always felt like they're classic.
02:04:41.000 Those Fuchs are quite... 1.00
02:04:42.000 They have center locking hubs, too.
02:04:44.000 See that? 1.00
02:04:45.000 Look at the fucking body on that thing. 1.00
02:04:47.000 That thing is filthy. 1.00
02:04:48.000 And the ducktail on the back.
02:04:50.000 That's the only reason I bought my car, because of the ducktail.
02:04:52.000 Look at the back end.
02:04:53.000 Oh, my God.
02:04:55.000 That might be one of the best looking cars ever.
02:04:57.000 Ever.
02:04:57.000 Ever.
02:04:58.000 What's the interior like on that, Jamie?
02:04:59.000 Oh, it's phenomenal.
02:05:00.000 It's orange.
02:05:01.000 It's going to be orange, I assume?
02:05:02.000 Look at the center locks, man.
02:05:03.000 And like people will say, all bespoke, the interior.
02:05:06.000 Look at that.
02:05:06.000 Oh, God.
02:05:08.000 Jesus Christ.
02:05:09.000 How much is it?
02:05:10.000 1.6 million.
02:05:12.000 Makes me want to risk it all.
02:05:13.000 Yeah, right?
02:05:14.000 Sign up for it.
02:05:15.000 If I was Connor, I would do one of them Burger King commercials and buy one of these. 1.00
02:05:18.000 Dude, if I were you, I'd get one of these fucking things. 0.99
02:05:21.000 It's not my style. 1.00
02:05:23.000 That's a little too...
02:05:24.000 A little too flexed on them?
02:05:26.000 My car's lipstick orange, so I'm into it.
02:05:28.000 I got a silver Bronco already.
02:05:30.000 I got that silver Corvette that I have.
02:05:33.000 That's about as...
02:05:34.000 That's your style, though. 1.00
02:05:35.000 ...as look at my dick as you can get. 1.00
02:05:36.000 I mean, you got a freaking, you know, that night red fucking Porsche. 1.00
02:05:43.000 The classic red. 0.99
02:05:44.000 Yeah, it's a Guards red.
02:05:45.000 It's Guards red.
02:05:46.000 Yeah.
02:05:47.000 It's a great color.
02:05:48.000 It's good.
02:05:49.000 You'll see it soon.
02:05:50.000 What's the matter?
02:05:50.000 He's trying to do dips, but he's not quite doing it.
02:05:53.000 We're watching Callan work out on the security camera.
02:05:55.000 Why doesn't he come in here?
02:05:57.000 Because he's Callan.
02:05:58.000 Let's wrap this up.
02:05:59.000 We'll go get him.
02:06:00.000 All right.
02:06:00.000 Let's do it.
02:06:01.000 Got any comedy dates coming up?
02:06:03.000 Yes.
02:06:03.000 I'm in Oxnard, Levity Live next week.
02:06:06.000 Great club.
02:06:07.000 This is all March.
02:06:08.000 Oxnard, Levity Live next week.
02:06:09.000 Friday, Saturday.
02:06:10.000 Friday, Saturday.
02:06:11.000 That'd be March 16th, 17th, Levity Live, Oxnard.
02:06:15.000 And then the following week, I'm in Florida, Tampa the 22nd, Palm Beach 23rd and 24th, Orlando on the 25th.
02:06:22.000 Brendonshop.com?
02:06:24.000 TFATK.com.
02:06:25.000 TFATK.com.
02:06:25.000 And then check out Below the Belt.
02:06:26.000 First episode's out.
02:06:27.000 Oh, that's right.
02:06:28.000 At Below the Belt, my Showtime show dropped.
02:06:30.000 Powerful Showtime.
02:06:31.000 Powerful Showtime.
02:06:32.000 Blowing the fuck up! 0.55
02:06:33.000 What's up, brother? 0.99
02:06:34.000 Woo! 0.99