JRE MMA Show #16 with Brendan Schaub
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 6 minutes
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211.17722
Summary
Joey Diaz is in hot water with the UFC and Vinnie Magalese for a comment he made about Mackenzie Dern's butthole. The guys discuss the controversy and whether or not he should have been allowed to say what he did. They also talk about the fact that Joey is now a full-on texter, and why it's a good thing that he doesn't text as much as he does. They also get into a heated debate about if women should be offended by Joey's comments about their buttholes and if they should be mad at him for saying they smell like something other than what they're used to. And, of course, they answer your questions and give their thoughts on the whole thing. Enjoy the episode and don't forget to leave us a rating and a review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening and share the podcast with your friends and family! Timestamps: 0:00 - What do you think of the UFC? 4:30 - What would you do if you were a woman? 5:15 - What does your butt smell like? 6:10 - Does she smell like that? 7:40 - Is she attractive? 8:20 - How does she smell good? 9:00 10:10 Does she have a nice ass? 11:15 12:20 15:30 16:40 17:00 Is she a good person? 15, what do you smell like it? 16, is she smell that way? 17, do you like her butt? 18, what is she smells like that smell that much? 19, what would you think she smells better? 21, what's she smell better than that smell? 22, can she smell her butt ? 19:00 Do you have a butt hole? 20, what are you smell that smell like you smell it better than she smells that way?? 21:30 Is she smell it like that's a little bit more than you do you want me to fuck her? 26, does she like her ass ? 27, is that a little more? 24, does that smell good, or not? ? 25, is her butt smell that's better than you smell her ass better than mine? 25 do you have an ass that smells like a girl?
Transcript
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I wish we could tell you what we were talking about, but we can't.
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Yeah, we were talking about Joey getting in trouble, though.
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How's Joey Diaz getting in trouble with, what, the MMA community?
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If someone says something that fucking outrageous about what Mackenzie Dern's derriere must...
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He said, I think your ass smells great right now or something like that.
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You're talking about the comic Uncle Joey said this?
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That's Joey Diaz, the great comic who's commenting on a hot girl in the UFC. He is not a writer.
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I agree with you somewhat, but he definitely did do it.
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They can say whatever they want about what he said, but if he was your friend and he texted you that, you would do what I did.
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He fucking texted me that before he tweeted it.
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But if I was a news website and I was going to report...
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You're either going to be like me, or you're going to start laughing, or you're going to get really upset.
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If you read that, 95% of that is dudes reading it and are like, that's hilarious.
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95. 95% of the dudes are like, that's hilarious.
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If I had, just imagine if you were a dude and there was some big ol' giant Alexander Carellin looking dude who wanted to fuck you.
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And he was always making jokes about what your butthole must smell like.
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Just stop and think of what that would feel like.
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If you're anybody that someone is saying those things about, right?
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But what I'm saying is, if you look at it from the position of the person, the person whose butthole is in question, That would be an uncomfortable position to be in, right?
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A bunch of people talking about what your butthole smelled like.
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We're just trying to make a living on TV. Just trying to make a living?
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It'd be one thing if she was not an attractive female or something like that.
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She's obviously very attractive, which is what makes us funny.
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Now, if he tweets out, I wonder what Black Beast asshole smells like, something like that, to fully redeem himself, that's fine, too.
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Yeah, I don't know if he can get away with that.
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He might just throw it up there to give those Cheeto fingers something to write about.
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They're going to talk in Cuban and, I mean, Spanish, obviously, and then go back and forth.
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And then go English and whatever he can't get, Joey's going to help him out with.
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You know, like, if I talk too fast or if I say something he doesn't understand, Joey's going to jump in.
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It could be awesome or a complete shit joke, but it's probably going to be awesome.
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Part of the reason why he's so funny is he knows what's entertaining for you.
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Callan can dig over a room and bring the party.
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I think that your best art form is like inappropriate comedy around people who are trapped.
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Yeah, you're at a plane with him or something, and he can't go anywhere.
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He's made me laugh harder offstage than anyone.
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Yeah, Callan just did his showcase at the improv.
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You know, Callan, I murdered, murdered, murdered.
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I wish they would get rid of that stupid fucking piano on stage, though.
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The piano is weird and Brian makes the same joke about it every time.
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There's a part where you're standing, especially if you go anywhere back on the stage, where the people that are on the right side of the stage, like if you're facing the audience, you're right.
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Yeah, he usually has his electric piano, doesn't he?
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Owen Benjamin could play the fuck out of a piano.
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Listen, the moral of the story is no one's really using that.
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Can you name any other club with a piano on stage?
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But also, look what the comedy store is doing, and then do that.
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Craig Robinson with his own fucking keyboard, you're right.
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Yeah, he's probably got a bunch of shit hooked up on that thing, right?
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His giant ass is a DJ. Yeah, that's what he does like in his off time.
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I saw some video of him DJing, and it's like thousands of people, like kids just jamming out, obviously high off their ass on ecstasy, but it looked like a good time.
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Friends with all the old-school rappers like Big Daddy Kane and shit.
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Like, when we had him on the podcast a long time ago, he actually...
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Look at the size of Shaq, towering over that fucking equipment.
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But Russell Le doesn't like those other guys calling themselves DJs.
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Yeah, he says that's not a DJ. He's like a DJ, someone who knows how to play records.
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These guys are like pressing play on their laptop and bouncing around with their hands up in the air.
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I mean, I think there's more to it, but I agree.
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You're kind of just hitting a playlist and doing your thing.
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It's a different thing, but to those people that want to hear that different thing, those are the masters.
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I just think it's silly to get hung up on one art form or another, because in any art form, you're going to have...
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See, he actually knows how to mix and scratch and all that shit.
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Like one of the nicest people I think I've ever met.
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First man to roast me on stage and it hurt my feelings, but then that was the way of just kind of initiation.
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But he's super passionate about old-school DJing, like with record players and shit.
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But that's why he hates on these new guys, like DJ Tiesto and...
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He just doesn't think that they should call themselves DJs.
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I just think people love that kind of music, obviously.
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But as you're driving down the road in Vegas, man, you see these big ass Calvin Harris posters and shit.
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I just think he's saying it's a different thing.
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Because, like, obviously, if you wanted to hear that shit and you went there and Russell was scratching records, you'd be like, come on.
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You know, disc jockey, a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music, especially on radio or at a disco.
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The thing about those DJs, like Steve Aoki had a documentary on Netflix, which is ridiculous, but because they're not live performing, they can do more shows than anyone.
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So Steve Aoki was on the road 300 days out of the year and made something like $300 gigillion.
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He was the guy who was throwing cakes in people's faces, mainly girls.
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And then he hit one girl, and her neck was like, I think he had a lawsuit, so he stopped throwing the cake in their face.
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So he would throw a cake, oh my god, with like a piece of cardboard underneath it?
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That's just the bottom of the cake, you know what I'm saying?
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See, Yoki, longest cake throw, hits guy in a wheelchair.
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I don't want to watch the guy in the wheelchair get hit in the head.
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If you're a fan of Stevie Oakey, it's like, hit me with the cake!
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Like if you're at the WWE and someone spits on you.
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Or in the NBA, when they throw their mouthpiece, people catch them.
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So his nose started spraying blood right in the middle of his lift.
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He's got a little, uh, nah, it's probably a nasal infection.
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I saw a crazy one where a dude was doing the squat and the bar couldn't handle the weight and the bar bent and he couldn't get it back onto the rack.
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And so he had to like kind of dive out from under it.
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But he was squatting a shitload of weight obviously.
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Imagine having that kind of weight on you and you've got to figure out how to get it off you without hurting you.
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Have you seen Homeboy when they do the heavy squats and they blow their asshole out?
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I thought you were going to bring up that guy who was doing something in one of those CrossFit games.
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And he was doing a clean and his arms gave out and it dropped down on his neck and paralyzed him.
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Some of these guys are almost too fucking tough for their own good with something like that where you're holding something over your head.
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Doing a thousand reps or whatever the hell they do.
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Yeah, they're just trying to smash everybody's reps and show how badass they are, which is, you know, it's competition.
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He says that, and I see other people's points too, that it's beneficial, that the competition makes you work harder.
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But Maxwell's take on it is those type of exercise movements like power cleans and things like that.
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They're meant for low reps, couple sets, you know, heavy shit.
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Your body shouldn't be doing that in Things that can go wrong are really gonna fuck you up, especially when you start going tons and you're losing your technique and your form.
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Tate's always been in that kind of working out.
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Yeah, Tate's always been into kettlebells and muscle-ups and shit like that and CrossFit-style movements and he's a big fan of CrossFit.
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I do that Pavel Tatsulini method where you're doing like sets of five.
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I haven't been able to go to the gym like I typically do.
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You know where I work with my trainer, I'll do weights, I'll do mitts, stuff like that.
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After a post-UFC career, front-kicking motherfuckers.
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Imagine, ah, the wrist makes you do cartwheels.
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No, it would be fun if you did it and you did one of them Aikido demonstrations.
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You show what happens when someone doesn't just give in.
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You'd be like, you know, he goes and grabs you and does this and you push him away from you.
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They try to throw you and you just kind of push their head down.
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But apparently, man, those dudes who were badass at it back in the day, it was about getting rid of swords.
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They had to learn how to like, a guy's lunging at you literally with a ridiculous movement because he's trying to just chop you up, right?
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So it would be similar to how these guys move in those demonstration videos.
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But that shit's not applicable if a guy doesn't have a sword.
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I was thinking about doing, this isn't a sponsor or anything like that, I was looking at those, because you have one in the back, they're one of those Peloton bikes.
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So I can work out, just wake up and do that, and then do my thing.
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They have a whole thing, you do a bunch of different workouts.
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You can go online, there's like online classes.
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I like the Rogue bike, that fucking assault bike, what is it called?
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If I get the Pedalton bike, that Rogue thing, or the Aerodyne, and like a rower, I'd be straight.
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I do 30 and 30 with the rower, so 30 minutes of sprinting, 30 minutes of rest, 30 minutes of sprinting, 30 minutes of rest.
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Can you imagine if you could just sprint for 30 minutes?
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So the Tabata is a 2010 and then I go from I do like it'll do eight rounds of 2010 and then I go over and do the row machine and I'll do eight rounds of 30 30 30 seconds on 30 seconds off and then I go back and do it again and then I do it again and if I've got the stones if I got the stones I could do three sets exhausting I've only done three sets once and I had to double up on the shroom tag.
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But it's also short and your body's super intense at the time.
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Most people think that's the best workout you can do.
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Because one of the things, after doing it like three or four times, I started to feel it in my running.
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And I think maybe some of that might have to do with the biking.
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Because the bike works out different muscles, too, man.
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When it has to adapt to that kind of capacity, moving like that.
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I've been doing the 1,000 meter test on the row.
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Like, I'll get done hitting mitts with my trainer and then go, 8,000 meters, and I see they have the records for the week.
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And just so anybody knows, that's not a sneaky ad.
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Yeah, I need to step my game up so I don't have to...
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Dude, it's nice to be able to just do it in your house.
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All you need is a chin-up bar and some kettlebells at home, and you can just get something done.
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Because sometimes, you know that thing where you have an hour before you have to leave?
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Like, I might be able to get to the gym and squeeze 30 minutes in.
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Because I like to wake up with my son, and I'm with him, and I'm with an hour, and then you'll be at the studio.
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Dude, I've become addicted to the fasted cardio.
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I used to do that before I started throwing up.
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And then fasting until 2. The doctor's like, well, let's not do that, you moron.
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And if you're not having any food, then it's just getting straight in there.
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It's some anti-acid, like super strong stuff so I can still drink my coffee.
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I was like, you will fuck up my entire workflow if I can't drink coffee.
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I get addicted to the feeling of having done it when I didn't want to do it.
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That's what I realized this running thing is for me.
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It's this little game I'm playing with my brain, where I know I'm gonna do it, but I wake up, I'm like, ugh.
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Because we've been doing it so much, so he's in really good shape.
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So when I took him, he was like 9 or 10 months old when I first started taking him.
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I was worried, like, what if we run into a rattlesnake or something like that?
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You gotta suck it out, especially if they hit them on the nose.
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Dogs die because it hits them on the nose, and so, you know, it gets spread.
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It was in the LA animal shelter for like five or six months.
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I did not want any dogs ruining her newfound party.
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Well, she lived for the formative months of her childhood before I got her.
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And I think that that fucks with the dog's head.
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Nobody adopted her for, like, I think it was at least five or six months.
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And then, once you finally do get adopted, and you get all this love from these people, you get to sleep in bed with them and shit, and they take you home, and, I mean, that dog was, she slept right by my bed.
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Sometimes they would hop in the bed, but I'd have to kick them off because they fart and shit.
00:24:42.000
Yeah, it does keep it warm, but sometimes they fart, and it's brutal.
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You're like, oh, Or if it's a hot summer night, it's like, get out of here, man.
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So, like, any dog that she thought might steal that from her?
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But you guys are running all the time together.
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I've struggled with that a little bit lately where I'll be tired and I'm like, come on, you've got to work out.
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I've never had a workout and then afterwards went, man, I wish I didn't do that.
00:25:18.000
I saw a couple of comments of people saying, this is terrible advice and you should listen to your body when your body's tired.
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I've done two workouts a day, three days in a row before, and then you get to that fourth day and you're like, whoa.
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But there's a moment where you realize that you're probably...
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I should really monitor my resting heart rate in the morning.
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He said that that's one of the best ways to figure out if you're overtrained.
00:26:06.000
When you wake up in the morning, if your heart rate is 5 to 10 beats...
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Over what it normally is, don't do shit because you're fighting something off.
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Either you're fighting something off or you need to recover.
00:26:18.000
They say if you're sick, working out makes it worse because it messes up your immune system.
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Usually I know if I'm being lazy, I'm like, God, I just want to rest in bed, man.
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If you're not too sick, if you're not too debilitated, it's not a bad thing to just do light focus work.
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Try to figure out some technique where you're not doing anything hard.
00:26:41.000
Someone who asked me about steam room versus sauna, I asked Rhonda Patrick.
00:26:46.000
There hasn't really been studies done on the sauna or the steam room rather that show the benefits of the sauna.
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The only difference is that the sauna can get way hotter because it's a dry heat.
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So the sauna can get, you know, my sauna, I've had it up to more than 190. I fucked up and had it too much.
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Yeah, they keep it at 170. That's what most people think it should be.
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170. But if he was 170 with steam, man, you're getting cooked in there.
00:27:47.000
So the idea is that the sauna, because it's a dry heat for the most part...
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I know sometimes people throw some water on the rocks.
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But it's a dry heat for the most part, and that is what you want because that's what your body responds to, just the actual temperature and produces those heat shock proteins.
00:28:04.000
You know what's weird is sometimes in the UFC, and you can feel this too, if it's at a hockey arena like T-Mobile, sometimes when you get into the octagon and get in that crowd, it's freezing.
00:28:20.000
You'll see guys for the first round, you're like, God, he looks a little stiff.
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You're just in shorts, you're sweating in the back, and it's warm in that locker room.
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So you can feel a total difference when you get in there?
00:28:45.000
I saw like a crack in between the boards, the floorboards, and I looked down and I went, that's fucking ice!
00:28:51.000
And they're like, yeah, they keep the ice there.
00:28:56.000
All these thousands of people chill on top of ice.
00:29:06.000
Well, not for the fighters for sure, but is it better for the audience?
00:29:09.000
Because sometimes it gets fucking hot in those places.
00:29:11.000
If you have just a big-ass chunk of ice in the middle of everybody...
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The only time it's been super cookie is in Brazil.
00:29:27.000
So we were indoors, but at the top, the top areas, it's like these big ol' open doors that face the outside.
00:29:39.000
There was one with Anik and someone, and they're literally just sweating, the pit stains, they're just sweating it out.
00:30:14.000
Yeah, that one was crazy because you saw bugs flying around.
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The point where you look at things, you go, what in the fuck is that?
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I remember when I was in Brazil, we were climbing this thing, and they go, now listen, fellas, you got to make sure, and we're with the locals, like, you have to come down before nightfall, otherwise they're not going to find you.
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So we just dipped out, getting up there in my man.
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And literally the local was like, he's one with the jungle now.
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He showed up a day later just exhausted to get an ounce of sleep and someone in one of these huts took him under their wing and saved him.
00:31:19.000
Yeah, people have to get helicoptered out of there if they get trapped at the top.
00:31:22.000
I was like, dude, I feel like I shouldn't be doing this before a fight.
00:31:29.000
The guy in front of us had a Soonga on, basically a Speedo, just asshole out in front of us, just fucking going.
00:31:48.000
These people that live in the forest, they splay out like a hand.
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And they're super thick toes and shit, like it doesn't look anything like...
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I had to run in regular running shoes because my feet are sore.
00:32:16.000
I think the barefoot thing strengthens your feet up.
00:32:35.000
So after his knee injury, then he just tried to get way back into shape way quick and fucked his feet up.
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Mine was just, I think, from being so big and just running.
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I was doing, you know, miles and miles and miles and miles.
00:32:48.000
Neil Brennan got planner from a treadmill from wearing those Vibrams.
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You just don't want to go straight barefoot and just start doing work.
00:33:03.000
I feel like I'm doing something dangerous, like on the sidewalk barefoot.
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I know it's dirty and dangerous, but I don't care.
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It's supposed to be interacting with other life.
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It's a rubber barrier between you and the world.
00:33:28.000
I wonder if the Indians had it right with moccasins.
00:33:30.000
Nah, I think there's no airflow with those goddamn moccasins.
00:33:33.000
They didn't give a fuck what things smelled like back then, bro.
00:33:40.000
If they could find a creek, a temporary, put some of that fire out real quick.
00:33:49.000
They basically just had like a layer of leather between their foot and the ground.
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This guy is slicing chunks off of the bottom of his foot.
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Man cuts calluses off his foot with a knife and dog eats it.
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This guy is just slicing through these calluses like it's a coconut.
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Have you ever seen anybody have calluses like this before, though?
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What kind of a man can just cut at his foot like that?
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How do you know how deep to cut where you don't cut your goddamn heel off?
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You know this dude is not sharpening that knife.
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The dog is taking the pieces of meat and eating it.
00:35:00.000
I mean, who the fuck cuts off the bottom of their feet with a knife like that?
00:35:06.000
And why is he yelling at that dog while that dog's eating his feet?
00:35:11.000
Wouldn't you, like, think that the dog would get used to that smell?
00:35:16.000
He's like, fuck it, I'm just gonna snack out on this dude's feet.
00:35:40.000
It was awkward because me and Brian are super close.
00:35:48.000
I know him from when I trained with him, and I've seen him in that light.
00:35:51.000
With Brian Ortega, I cornered him for one of his fights before he got to the UFC. And I knew him as that Brian Ortega, where all jiu-jitsu, cardio for days, but terrified to fight.
00:36:04.000
So when he got the Frankie Edgar fight, I was like, God, I just feel like it's a terrible matchup, man.
00:36:10.000
I'm telling Henner, I'm like, what's he going to do?
00:36:12.000
And Henner's like, don't worry, man, don't worry.
00:36:14.000
And so on my show, which Brian and Henner listen to, they're like, dude, they come in, they're like, how are you going to pick against me?
00:36:20.000
I said my brain went with Frankie just because it's Frankie Edgar.
00:36:32.000
Whenever I see him, I know him as that version of them.
00:36:40.000
They remember someone by what they were when they were at their worst.
00:36:43.000
It's not even their worst, but it's in their infancy of their careers.
00:36:51.000
It's like, do you ever get that feeling when you go back to high school?
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Like, if I'm around someone from high school, I feel like a loser.
00:36:59.000
100% when I go back to Denver, I'm almost not myself because I feel like this loser.
00:37:07.000
Yeah, because you remember back who you were when you were insecure and starting out in life.
00:37:17.000
If you start out at a club, that club will never respect you.
00:37:21.000
They respect you when you leave, and maybe you get a TV show or something like that, and then come back, and they're like, yeah, yeah, I remember when you sucked, though.
00:37:32.000
Yeah, because they remembered me as this guy who was an opener.
00:37:49.000
But I had one night at the Laugh Factory where I just...
00:37:54.000
I was like, I should probably not do this at all.
00:38:03.000
I get in the car and I'm just driving down Sunset.
00:38:11.000
Because I'm like, oh, I'm scared of the Laugh Factory.
00:38:13.000
It's just that I've been at the store and just been on the grind.
00:38:17.000
Like, you got to get back up there and clean that up.
00:38:31.000
That's one of the things that I've been saying to people about you.
00:38:34.000
The difference between the way you've been approaching comedy and another person would do it, you're doing it from an athlete's perspective.
00:38:39.000
Like, you work hard at shit, and you know what your weaknesses are, and you fix those.
00:38:46.000
You know, like someone who'll have a joke, and the joke doesn't do well, like several nights in a row, but they keep doing it the same way.
00:38:58.000
Maybe you're not explaining it enough, but if it's not doing well, and you keep doing it the same exact way...
00:39:06.000
People get stuck in a weird pattern, though, of wanting to do things the exact same way over and over again.
00:39:11.000
Oh, dude, nothing's better to me when it's such an honor, too.
00:39:15.000
If I'm at the comedy store, if I was at the comedy store in La Jolla and a comic go, hey, you should try this.
00:39:20.000
I listen to your joke, you should button with this or try this.
00:39:24.000
Yeah, every now and then someone will just nail it for you.
00:39:26.000
They just find, they see something that maybe you didn't see and you're like, oh.
00:39:30.000
Like you ever thought about going this direction?
00:39:33.000
And it's not like they're writing your jokes like, hey, what if you went this direction?
00:39:40.000
Like hasn't someone like pointed something out to you like?
00:39:43.000
Oh hundred percent with a choker Your hands are like this dude.
00:39:46.000
You ever tried it like this and I do that Yeah, that makes sense.
00:39:50.000
Yeah Sometimes things don't seem they like they'd be easier and they are like this That pretzel grip?
00:39:56.000
You're like, why would I grab somebody like that?
00:40:23.000
So is he like Marcelo, like how Marcelo slides it under like a blade and then catches it?
00:40:32.000
He's getting the respect now from the crowd, because if you remember when Frankie kind of faked that shot and he got a hold of his neck, the entire crowd goes, because now it's like, oh shit, they realize what he's capable of.
00:40:43.000
When that dude gets a hold of your neck, it's a totally different proposition.
00:40:46.000
What he did to Cub Swanson at the end of the first round, he had Cub basically out.
00:40:52.000
Cub was fucked, and it was just a matter of the time ran out, but that shit was fully locked in and Cub wasn't going anywhere.
00:40:58.000
I got emotional yesterday when he came in the room because I haven't seen him since.
00:41:01.000
And I went, not even on air, I went, hold on, stop there.
00:41:06.000
Before anyone tells you this, I know you didn't touch all that.
00:41:08.000
I went, you're the number one featherweight in the world.
00:41:12.000
Remember when I coined you for that rough and nasty fight in Glendale, where the fuck it was?
00:41:17.000
Now you're the number one guy in the world, Brian.
00:41:32.000
He's the champ, but he's ranked number one in the world.
00:41:36.000
If I was Max Holloway, I'd be like, motherfucker!
00:41:41.000
Max Holloway is the greatest featherweight in the world right now.
00:41:43.000
But for Brian Ortega to go from, it's crazy to see, man.
00:41:50.000
Because Ortega is super dangerous standing and on the ground he's on a totally different level than anybody else.
00:41:57.000
Max Holloway usually has a big advantage with reach and size, but now they're kind of equal.
00:42:02.000
Dude, Holloway's something special though, man.
00:42:06.000
What he did to Aldo, what he did to Aldo was crazy.
00:42:16.000
And it's almost like when you watch what he does, you can't appreciate it until you see it a bunch of times.
00:42:23.000
Because what he's doing, he's not knocking someone out with one head kick.
00:42:26.000
He's not catching someone with some unbelievable, spectacular submission.
00:42:46.000
And Brian will be, I'm sure, in Vegas eyes, the underdog, which rightfully so.
00:42:50.000
It's Max Holloway, the greatest featherweight in the world right now.
00:42:55.000
Max will lure you into that brawl, and he's not going to lose those brawls.
00:42:58.000
Yeah, he's very good at brawl, and that's for damn sure.
00:43:05.000
And then he just points to the center of the schedule.
00:43:14.000
You want to do jiu-jitsu, whatever you want to do.
00:43:16.000
It sounds like, from what Brian told me, is they're aiming for that international fight week.
00:43:21.000
So you have DC, Stipe, maybe Cyborg, Amanda Nunes.
00:43:40.000
He's probably doing it on crutches or standing on his cast.
00:43:51.000
A bone in a foot is not an easy one because you're always standing on it.
00:43:56.000
No, and then when you get back, it's going to take time.
00:43:58.000
Yeah, and then you're going to be real hesitant to kick things.
00:44:01.000
Well, hey, I'm not the one starting the room with International Fight Week.
00:44:08.000
Obviously, Henner and Brian, they're like, we'd love to go to Hawaii, go to his hometown and do it.
00:44:12.000
But, you know, there's a lot of moving pieces for UFC to get to Hawaii.
00:44:18.000
Like, how big of an arena do they have that's inside?
00:44:24.000
They could do the giant stadium, which would sell out.
00:44:45.000
If they could just slip to the ground real quick.
00:44:49.000
He has a good advantage over almost everybody at 145 when it comes to jiu-jitsu.
00:44:55.000
Who doesn't he have an advantage of when it comes to jiu-jitsu at 145?
00:44:59.000
No one more dangerous than T-City as far as on the ground.
00:45:02.000
The way he locks onto things, there's a finality to it.
00:45:06.000
His strength and now his belief in himself with it.
00:45:14.000
People haven't seen what that kid's capable of either.
00:45:16.000
We've seen some cool stuff, but some of his flying triangles, his flying arm bars, and his grips and stuff, and his guillotines, and he has a lot of cool setups that we haven't even touched on.
00:45:27.000
Yeah, he's one of the most impressive guys I've ever seen in terms of when he starts locking something up, you know it's over.
00:45:38.000
Because he doesn't have, like, world championship, you know, victories in his past, right?
00:45:43.000
No, he didn't come up through, like, the IBJFF, whatever the hell it is, or he didn't go to metamorphosis, anything like that.
00:45:49.000
He's just this kid that grew up on the Gracie mats, and over time was that kid who was just like, God damn, he's good, and just kept with it, kept with it, kept with it.
00:45:57.000
Now the crazy thing is his striking has become just as deadly.
00:46:02.000
When you crack Frankie Edgar with an elbow like that, and then starch him with that uppercut, That's like, he can do that to you standing now?
00:46:17.000
For Max Holloway, he's probably looking at it going, the picnic for me is standing because he's so goddamn, you know, good at it.
00:46:24.000
You can't just say that's a huge advantage anymore after you see Ortega.
00:46:28.000
Because remember, he's knocked out Clay Guido with knees.
00:46:30.000
After you knock out Frankie Edgar like that, you at least have to acknowledge the kid can do some stand-up damage.
00:46:37.000
But I think there's a real concern if they're going to try to fight in July with Halloween not having enough time to recover.
00:46:44.000
But when I'm looking at that, when you just said it's March, I was like, yeah, it is March, isn't it?
00:46:55.000
Are you ready to throw kicks and get your foot checked?
00:46:58.000
Maybe Dana told Brian, hey, we're shooting for July, summer, something like that, but they don't realize where Max Holloway is.
00:47:15.000
Google what it takes for a healthy, what is Max, like 28?
00:47:24.000
And this won't be the last time you see a Brian Ortega and Max Holloway fight.
00:47:45.000
You know how the doctors, you're going to be out about six months.
00:47:52.000
I'm going to push it at three, you giant pussy.
00:47:56.000
That's also a way to blow out those ACL reconstructions.
00:48:11.000
There's a difference between injuring a muscle and injuring a tendon.
00:48:17.000
It's a fucking pain in the dick to get that to heal.
00:48:20.000
I'm stunned at how long it takes and how many different things I've done.
00:48:24.000
Since you told me that I was doing pull-ups and it started hurting here I've stopped doing for a little bit.
00:48:29.000
It's just here It's just this I started hurting in there and that's went to here and I'm like, you know, I'm gonna chill out on that stuff I got a chunk of something floating around there too.
00:48:36.000
You got like the piece of hard something or another I fell once in Alaska Callan and I were on this deer hunting trip and I slipped off the side of a cliff and Cracked my elbow on this rock and it was hurting for months afterwards Like every time I would do a chin-up it would hurt And I just sucked it up.
00:48:55.000
And I think I might have chipped a piece of bone off in there.
00:48:59.000
Or it's a piece of calcium that's built up because of irritation that can happen.
00:49:07.000
Dude, speaking of people getting fucked up, how about that girl cyborg fight?
00:49:14.000
When she got hit with the first one, her eyes were like, oh my god.
00:49:17.000
And god bless her, man, because your first fight in the UFC, here you go, this is what you always want, here's Cyborg main event, short notice, enjoy that.
00:49:25.000
Yeah, that's kind of a crazy thing to do, right?
00:49:27.000
Title shot, your first fight ever in the UFC? Title shot, your first fight ever, and nobody knows, literally nobody in the UFC knows who you are.
00:49:34.000
The UFC didn't even have a picture up of her until the week of the fight.
00:49:42.000
She submitted Tanya, and then Tanya submitted her.
00:49:47.000
Yeah, that's her, like, wincing in pain as Cyborg lowers the boom on her.
00:49:56.000
The strategy was to close the distance, get that clinch, drag Cyborg to the ground.
00:50:04.000
But for Cyborg, it's like, what do you want me to do, man?
00:50:08.000
What is stopping that Megan Anderson chick from coming over?
00:50:40.000
Well, Kat Zagano did want the Cyborg fight, but since she lost that last one to Viera, split decision, Cyborg's not sniffing that.
00:50:50.000
She's going to have to get a couple of it, because she lost her last one, too.
00:50:58.000
You could see the ring rust was there and the nerves were there.
00:51:03.000
With Cyborg, I'm not even trying to be funny here.
00:51:08.000
She needs to fight two women or there needs to be a dude in there.
00:51:17.000
You're telling me you wouldn't watch her ever CM Punk?
00:51:19.000
Well, I think you put her as co-main event a lot on some cards that have a lot of great fights.
00:51:27.000
People are always going to be willing to watch whoever steps in and fights her.
00:51:31.000
But to have her be the center of a giant event, I think it's going to take a real challenger.
00:51:38.000
Because that was a fight where people were like, hmm, Holly, you know, is legit.
00:51:43.000
It shows you how good Holly is, too, because it went to decision.
00:51:46.000
You know, Holly was never really winning that fight.
00:51:51.000
You realize when you're in there fighting Cyborg, it's a totally different proposition.
00:51:54.000
When you see Cyborg, you're just like, oh man, she's never going to lose until Father Time, I guess, touches her on the shoulder.
00:52:10.000
When, you know, you think about how long she's been around, like way back in the Gino Carano fight, how old was she then?
00:52:30.000
But out of respect to Kevin Ross, this will be the end of this conversation when it comes to how hot Gina Carano is.
00:52:46.000
Yeah, she's got to be very cool, because he's very cool.
00:52:48.000
Damn, look at this at the beginning of the fight.
00:52:52.000
She takes her down and fucks up, and Gina winds up on top of her.
00:53:01.000
Every girl should give her royalties for starting women's MMA, let's be real.
00:53:04.000
She actually had a half-assed heel hook here, or a half-decent heel hook here.
00:53:13.000
Think how big Gina Cronk would be if she was in the sport right now.
00:53:23.000
Because she was big when the UFC was really in its infancy.
00:53:29.000
What year do you think this fight was, if you had to guess?
00:53:45.000
She fell down again and this time Gina mounts her.
00:53:48.000
Gina's getting a mount because of Cyborg's mistakes on these takedowns.
00:53:53.000
This is the most trouble we've ever seen Cyborg in besides that Muay Thai fight.
00:54:04.000
Unless two women enter that octagon against her, she's not gonna lose.
00:54:11.000
Well, she obviously has some physical attributes.
00:54:15.000
Now, when you think about the rest of the women at 145, no one stands out.
00:54:27.000
I think technically Amanda Nunes is better as far as a technician as Cyborg.
00:54:33.000
However, let's say that's five rounds, even three rounds.
00:54:36.000
Over those three rounds, I don't think she possesses the same power as Cyborg.
00:54:42.000
When Cyborg hits a girl, you see it on their face.
00:54:46.000
The stoppage of Gina Carano, we're watching on the big screen, it's horrific.
00:54:51.000
When she gets her down, like the hammers that she drops on her.
00:55:17.000
I just think over that time, she's going to land some shots on Cyborg.
00:55:21.000
Cyborg will get hit, but when Cyborg hits you, you can't play that game with her.
00:55:25.000
There's no female in the world who can play that game with her.
00:55:58.000
There's some caveats in there, obviously, but it's hard to argue.
00:56:02.000
Yeah, there's some caveats, I guess, if we're going to go down that road.
00:56:05.000
But still, in the UFC with the USADA testing, she's still the best.
00:56:13.000
Now she's in the most strict testing pool of all time.
00:56:20.000
That she retained all the shit from when she was taking it back in the day?
00:56:33.000
The idea of a guy taking shit or a girl taking it.
00:56:42.000
There's an argument there, but it's not different to the point where after, was that 2009 you said?
00:56:46.000
So after nine years, she's still retaining this muscle mass.
00:56:54.000
No matter what Gabby Garcia did, she's still 6'4".
00:56:58.000
Dude, she was at the UFC. I was like, holy shit.
00:57:06.000
She wasn't sitting like a lady, so security had to come behind you and DC and step in front of her.
00:57:23.000
If you have one of them super tank crossfit squat girls, those giant legs.
00:57:43.000
Dude, I don't think pterodactyls have big dicks.
00:58:00.000
See, this way right here, this is uncomfortable as fuck.
00:58:10.000
But with Gabby Garcia, remember when she was like big, bloated girl and she got shred city?
00:58:36.000
Look how big she was when she got small and how big she is now.
00:58:49.000
That's when she was on the Ultimate Fighter with Vanderlei.
00:58:51.000
I wonder where she's at mentally when she sees herself.
00:59:07.000
Yeah, just protein powder seeping out of her goddamn eyes.
00:59:17.000
So at one point in time in the recent future, she got down to the body of a really hot CrossFit.
00:59:42.000
Okay, maybe she's 195, but I'm not going any lower than that.
00:59:58.000
She was busy because she would do a little bit of strains for some change and get oiled up.
01:00:08.000
We can make 145. She's gotta lose a hundred pounds.
01:00:15.000
What do you think would happen if she just got completely off of everything and just ran marathons?
01:00:22.000
I don't think she's lower than 160. She's what?
01:00:42.000
First of all, she's really good at jiu-jitsu, by the way.
01:00:54.000
If I'm that chick, I'd fake like I get poked, too.
01:01:32.000
She would have to take Cyborg down, and Cyborg would fuck her up.
01:01:47.000
You can say whatever you want about it, but the girl works her ass off.
01:01:51.000
No matter what you take, you don't get that big unless you're training hard.
01:02:03.000
Like, she was having a hard time when she first got...
01:02:21.000
Oh, look at this chick's going, come on, come on, come to the center.
01:02:27.000
That Ryzen's just free-for-all, and I appreciate it.
01:02:36.000
That day's over, so kind of give it a rest, but I like what they're doing.
01:02:48.000
That's all I was saying with the Jon Jones thing against Brock Lesnar.
01:02:51.000
Hey, Jeff Nowitzki, let's go grab a cup of coffee while these boys rumble, huh?
01:02:58.000
Why don't you go on vacation to Hawaii while Jon and Brock take a little trip here?
01:03:07.000
The UFC decided to go down that USADA road, and they've committed to it.
01:03:16.000
When you've got a legend like Krokop, he still wants to fight.
01:03:32.000
Because Boss Rutten was saying that during one of his fights that they paid him all this money and they had to bring all this money back.
01:03:41.000
Like, Boss is explaining how they brought him into a room.
01:03:49.000
And if I heard anything about it, I heard it from Boss.
01:03:55.000
And he's telling me about how they would pay those guys in cash.
01:04:10.000
He's the example that I always use of what happens when you get an explosive striker versus a technical striker in MMA. I think when you get a high-level striker that's used to a certain style of fighting, and then they fight in MMA, sometimes that style doesn't translate over.
01:04:24.000
I don't think Peter Ertz would have done that good as an MMA fighter.
01:04:27.000
I don't think Ernesto Hoost would have done that good.
01:04:31.000
They would have to have changed the way they strike because they're so technical and really fun to watch fighting.
01:04:38.000
But what Merkle would do was have these big one shots, these big one kicks, these big one punches, just jump in with one shot, super fast and quick.
01:04:49.000
That is really beneficial in MMA, more so even than kickboxing.
01:04:55.000
Well, he's fighting guys who are, at the time, were...
01:05:03.000
You're concerned about all these different things that could possibly happen in an MMA fight, right?
01:05:07.000
So no one stands the way they stand in kickboxing.
01:05:10.000
When they're standing in kickboxing, they're more sideways, they're more light on their feet, they're moving around, because they don't have to worry about being taken down.
01:05:21.000
Yeah, so a guy like Hoos would just pick you apart, start leg-kicking you, chopping down.
01:05:25.000
If he's got to think about takedowns, even really great strikers are susceptible to one-pot shots in MMA because there's so many more things you're thinking of.
01:05:33.000
That's why Kevin Randleman cracked Krokop and knocked him out in that fight.
01:05:39.000
Like, if they were just in a kickboxing fight, Kevin Randleman and Krokop just in K1. Nightmare for Kevin Randleman.
01:05:48.000
You know, Wonderboy all day, if they get a kickboxing match, Wonderboy lights him up.
01:05:53.000
Woodley, that one-shot power, and he dropped Wonderboy before.
01:05:58.000
I gotta say that even in kickboxing, Woodley, I think, would do very well because he's so powerful.
01:06:08.000
You'd catch more, and also his punches aren't as dangerous.
01:06:12.000
So when he's hitting you, it's not as dangerous.
01:06:19.000
But Woodley and that octagon's a nightmare with that one-shot power.
01:06:29.000
So he's pounding on that, trying to get that fixed up.
01:06:34.000
Maybe they'll do that International Fight Week, too.
01:06:40.000
We're trying to get these ratings up for Fox Buys WWE. Can you imagine if Brock's first fight back is Jon Jones?
01:06:48.000
This is the card I'm looking at, motherfuckers.
01:07:15.000
That would be one of the greatest cards of all time.
01:07:40.000
If that happened, this is, by the way, I believe you and I were the first to speculate this publicly.
01:07:48.000
I don't know if it'll ever happen, but I think if it does happen, it happens on its own individual card.
01:07:52.000
You put a kick-ass card underneath it, but I don't know if you put a UFC 200-sized kick-ass card underneath it.
01:08:01.000
And also, if you're Floyd, just looking at it from Floyd's perspective, alright, pay me this much money, which is a boatload of cash, and also, give me the guy who has zero experience like me in CM Punk, who's a huge name.
01:08:14.000
It's the only fight to make for Floyd, because Conor will literally kill him.
01:08:21.000
Conor would beat up Floyd and CM Punk in the same night.
01:08:23.000
People would understand the difference between Conor boxing Floyd, which he got clearly outclassed, but he hit him.
01:08:37.000
He'll get kicked once in the legs and be like, oh my god, now I can't walk.
01:08:50.000
And the UFC's using that loop over and over and over.
01:08:57.000
If you're CM Punk then you're fighting Floyd, I'm army crawling over to Floyd.
01:09:03.000
You stand karate style and you throw sidekicks.
01:09:06.000
And you just walk towards him throwing sidekicks.
01:09:15.000
Way back, Liotta Machida style, and just throw sidekicks.
01:09:19.000
And then when the move is, whenever it happens, Get that clench and throw fucking everything in there.
01:09:28.000
I would even just bear hug him and just pull him on top of me and sweep him and get full amount.
01:09:33.000
I would literally just come at Floyd like this.
01:09:35.000
Just walk straight forward like the Terminator.
01:09:41.000
That's the only problem with this fight that we're speculating.
01:09:56.000
You drain CM Punk down to 160, and he's fucksville.
01:10:02.000
At 170, he doesn't have a lot of muscle, but he's got a little bit of fat.
01:10:09.000
He might be able to do 65 if he does it smart and long.
01:10:12.000
He takes a long time to do it, adjusts his calories, really ramps up his cardio, just forces himself to do an hour of cardio after every training session.
01:10:23.000
He's gonna have to look a lot thinner to get that fight.
01:10:28.000
Because when they're standing, when he's got to close the distance on CM Punk, Floyd has four ounce gloves on.
01:10:39.000
And he can catch it coming in and it's gonna be fucking night-night.
01:10:53.000
Sir, just do what you gotta do to get to the ground.
01:11:02.000
Wasn't there, like, a video of him when he was, like, 13 or some shit?
01:11:11.000
I'm going to put that on my fucking Twitter handle now.
01:11:25.000
It's that cold brew, this new cold brew we're snacking on.
01:11:29.000
What were you showing me right before the podcast started about some dude who just retired because he had a brain injury?
01:11:38.000
I was just seeing the story, so I don't know too much about it, but I know who he is.
01:11:41.000
He was a running back in the NFL. He had an MRI, and it's showing brain injury.
01:11:47.000
So he's already publicly stating he's having problems with it.
01:12:01.000
He's already going under treatment right now, so he would be one of the first people I've heard of that is already getting treatment for what I guess they can tell now about potential So what do they do?
01:12:15.000
Former Cardinals, RB, Beanie Wells, dealing with traumatic brain injury.
01:12:20.000
So he must be one of the recipients of one of the newer tests that allows them to see while a person's alive.
01:12:26.000
Because it used to be they used to have to do an autopsy to find out what's wrong with your brain.
01:12:35.000
It shows that you've experienced some sort of TBI. And says when you have plaques, yeah, separation shows you've experienced some traumatic brain injury.
01:12:42.000
Obviously that traumatic injury for me would come from playing football.
01:12:46.000
Not only that, they had some cells tacked onto that separated plaque that I needed to get under control.
01:12:59.000
Still not out of the woods yet, but I'm hopeful.
01:13:11.000
And he would also be in Columbus, which would be at Ohio State, where they have not only like the James Cancer place, but I think they're doing the tests or some of the early tests on this.
01:13:28.000
I've realized that when someone asked me what podcast Eric Weinstein and Heather Hying were on, and I had to think about it.
01:13:40.000
And I thought about, like, how the fuck could I ever remember what I said if they were all one hour?
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A thousand different conversations plus fight companions.
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There's a thing, and this is on their medical, Wexner Center Medical website.
01:13:56.000
They have advanced imaging and neurosensitive care and rehab services.
01:14:01.000
Yeah, we're talking about that football player that just got tested.
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In the NFL. He's obviously the exception, though.
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You know, there's obviously a problem, but he's definitely the exception.
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I think a lot of people just live with it, you know?
01:14:26.000
And the thing is, what is that APOA3? APOE3? Something that Rhonda Patrick was talking about, like a gene.
01:14:41.000
I know I'm butchering this for the science people going crazy, but it's more likely that you would get traumatic brain injury if you have it or you do not have it.
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Yeah, there's a test you can take to see if you're more susceptible to CT than others.
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It says there are three types of APOE genes called alleles.
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APOE2, E3, and E4. Everyone has two copies of the gene in the combination that determines your APO genotype.
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The E2 allele is the rarest form of the APOE and carrying some one copy appears to reduce the risk of developing Alzheimer's by up to 40% APOE3 is the most common allele and doesn't seem to influence risk.
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Present in approximately 10 to 15% of people increases risk for Alzheimer's and lowers the age of onset.
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That's what I think they think is connected to traumatic brain injury.
01:15:48.000
I think it was APOE4. Well, whatever gene I got, I've been knocked out so many times I'm happy as fuck.
01:15:58.000
Well, aren't you happy though because your life is going great?
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I think there's something to be said for that that people don't...
01:16:06.000
Look, everybody knows that having good friends in your life, having a good relationship, having a family, and having a career that you're happy with, all those things make you feel good.
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It's one of the reasons why people strive for them.
01:16:18.000
Don't you think that has an impact on overall happiness?
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I think, you know, with football players and fighters, MMA, boxers, stuff like that, I think one of the advantages I have is I found my passion and I'm pursuing that so I don't, you know, it keeps me happy and it keeps my brain where I have to be super creative so it's keeping me sharp.
01:16:37.000
I think a lot of athletes, and soldiers for that matter, they get done with this High stress, high risk job, and they get put in the real world, and they can't find their lane.
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And it's, oh, it's PTSD, or oh, it's brain trauma, it's CT. Now you're just depressed, man, because you went from being the superstar for doing this high-level job to fit in with society now.
01:17:04.000
It's a factor, but there's a lot of physical factors, especially guys who've been around blasts.
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I'm just saying if people are as fortunate as me to go through this sort of traumatic fighting career and then find a passion, your true passion, you'd be way better off.
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I don't know what to tell you, but if you could find something you're into, it's definitely going to help you.
01:17:28.000
I think for everything in life, you know, if you were a dentist, you didn't want to be a dentist anymore, and you really wanted to make paintings, if you could really figure out a way to do that, you'd be happier.
01:17:41.000
It's just really hard for some people to find a thing.
01:17:44.000
That's one of the things I've talked to people about.
01:17:46.000
I don't really know what I want to do with myself.
01:17:53.000
There's literally not a book you can read, no one can talk to that's going to...
01:18:08.000
When you're sitting at home going, what do I do?
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And when you're texting your friends going, hey, got any advice for me?
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I don't call people up and say, hey man, what should I do?
01:18:27.000
You might say, okay, well now I know I don't want to do that.
01:18:44.000
Which is weird because I take risks when it comes to my family, my friends.
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Even with Brian Ortega, I'm like, don't do this.
01:18:57.000
What do you think of Stipe and DC? I think it's literally the greatest super fight the UFC's ever made.
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When you see how well DC handled Volkan and Ozdemir, and you see what Stipe did to Francis, it almost makes sense.
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While John is out, and Brock is busy throwing his piss into a microwave.
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He's got that same pump system that I use out there on my float tank.
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The reason why it's a super fight, too, is because how tough is this fight to break down?
01:19:34.000
If someone's like, I'm positive Stipe's going to win, you're like, no, you're not.
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And the thing is, it's like, well, now DC's fighting at heavyweight.
01:19:45.000
He's actually one of the best heavyweights of all time.
01:19:47.000
Imagine if one day we see Nowitzki's wearing all diamonds and shit.
01:19:52.000
And Brock Lesnar, that was what I would do, Faustin Nowitzki, if the day Brock Lesnar gets in the UFC, I will show up in a full fur coat with a giant diamond-encrusted cross.
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If just like that's the way to do it so everybody know like super obvious if you have to bet on a Joe John Jones Brock Lesnar the fights happening, huh?
01:20:55.000
I'm blast doubling like I'm at fucking Minnesota U right through that gentleman.
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Or, in the first round, Francis is superhuman freak strong, and you've got to wear him out before you can take him down.
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But you have to stay conscious long enough to wear him out before you take him down.
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And he's throwing nuclear Putin-style missiles at your fucking head.
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And when they land, you're going to see sparks that's going to remind you of Alistair Overeem, and you're going to go a whole Holy fuck, we're going out here.
01:21:30.000
He'd be the best wrestler that Francis ever faced.
01:21:41.000
No, no, I'm saying he'd be the best wrestler that Francis ever fought.
01:21:48.000
Right, but he doesn't have the stand-up acumen that Stipe does.
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Like, Brock is just not as good in the stand-up.
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Then Alistair wanted to play the Rock'em Sock'em robots and got flatlined.
01:22:09.000
Oh, we're talking about two different animals, though.
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When you and I get together, we're just fucking...
01:22:19.000
My mouth salivates when we talk about Uber-eam.
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I mean, he was just beating the fuck out of people, man.
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A man with takedown defense, world-class striking.
01:23:25.000
The way Francis punches you is like, it's a different level.
01:23:30.000
However, Brock Lesnar would be an awful matchup for him.
01:23:35.000
But I feel like you got two giant moneymakers there.
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Like, if he loses to Francis, he loses in a most terrifying way.
01:23:47.000
It's not like he's going on a 10-year run here.
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The other thing about it is, like, once your body doesn't produce anymore, and you're in your late 30s like that, and you've been juicing for a long time.
01:24:14.000
There's, like, Clomid and stuff that tries to...
01:24:23.000
It's supposed to boost your testosterone naturally, but never to the levels when you're injecting that Jamba Juice.
01:24:28.000
No, not only that, though, you can't take that stuff.
01:24:34.000
I guess when he retires, he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
01:24:43.000
UFC lets him out of the contract, and then all of a sudden he disappears for like eight months, and just we hear...
01:24:56.000
And goes back to deadlifting and hanging out with powerlifters.
01:25:07.000
I want that because I went on board of that train.
01:25:23.000
That is a real fact, though, is that one particular substance he tested positive for exists in meat.
01:25:29.000
Plambuterol, and also, it's not like a straight steroid.
01:25:33.000
Guys use it to cut weight, stuff like that, and it's such a small trace amount, they're going to be fine.
01:25:38.000
That's such a great fight, Triple G Canola, man.
01:25:44.000
Because I think Triple G didn't fight like himself.
01:25:48.000
He was a little reserved, and then Canelo was moving too much.
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That's why I think Triple G coming off that draw now, there's a lot more hype with it.
01:26:24.000
I thought for sure Wilder was losing on the cards.
01:26:27.000
But on the actual scorecards, they had Wilder winning, which obviously they want Wilder to win.
01:26:37.000
I think MMA might be worse, and they're the same exact judges.
01:26:43.000
There's a lot of the same judges that judge MMA, or judge boxing, and also judge MMA, and they don't even know what MMA is.
01:26:49.000
How about you and DC trying to walk that tightrope of not clowning, what's her name?
01:27:00.000
That's exactly what I've meant and that's exactly what I said.
01:27:03.000
It's so funny you and DC just trying to balance that.
01:27:08.000
She's a very nice lady, but yeah, she's made some bad decisions.
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And she also was a part of the Canelo Alvarez Triple G decision.
01:27:20.000
Yeah, and she was on the wrong side of a couple decisions that night.
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Like, some that literally didn't make any sense.
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You were talking about in the UFC? Yeah, this past weekend.
01:27:37.000
But there was, like, a couple of split decisions that I was like, what in the actual fuck is this?
01:27:48.000
You just cost me half my money because you don't know what's going on.
01:27:53.000
And if it's a bad decision, there's three people, and one person just has literally no idea what they're doing, and they give it to the wrong person.
01:28:05.000
And one of the most better methods is, one of the better methods is, hire someone who is an actual martial arts expert, like a Matt Hume or someone like that.
01:28:14.000
I'm sure there's a lot of those guys that would do it.
01:28:20.000
You have someone who specializes in mixed martial arts, who's been around the game.
01:28:22.000
They don't need to be cage-side, because cage-side you can't see everything, and you're also swayed by the crowd.
01:28:27.000
They need to be in an undisclosed location, and they're watching what we see and judging the fight from an MMA fighter's perspective.
01:28:33.000
I think that's a good point, and I also think they should be able to see all the replays, they should see all the fight stats.
01:28:43.000
The only thing that I would disagree with, I don't think they should hear the commentary.
01:28:50.000
You have three expert MMA analysts watching going, this is who's winning.
01:29:01.000
And then Tony's just whooping his ass from his back.
01:29:06.000
But on the ground, Khabib constantly under threat.
01:29:11.000
Yeah, you've got to know what you're looking at.
01:29:28.000
Yeah, but if there's two that are smart and one that's bad, you got a shitty split decision and everybody feels weird about it.
01:29:34.000
Like, what would have happened if there was three morons there?
01:29:38.000
Ten, you're gonna get the right decision almost every time.
01:29:40.000
Because ten, a few people are going to disagree, but most people are going to see it that way.
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The majority is going to see it this way and agree.
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And if it's five to five, you've got a fucking draw on your hands.
01:29:50.000
And I think sometimes a fight should be a fucking draw.
01:29:54.000
Some guys watch it and go, man, that's too close to call.
01:29:56.000
Don't fuck over someone getting half their pay.
01:30:02.000
One guy moves on and the other guy doesn't, just arbitrarily.
01:30:07.000
Or you get a draw and they have to, in their contract, they rematch on whatever card they're ready to go again.
01:30:35.000
Dude, when Yoel Romero comes in and talks to Joey Diaz and me, he's getting ready to fight Whitaker.
01:30:42.000
He's going to fight for the title, even though he didn't make weight in the Rockhold fight.
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Yeah, he's going to be tough to beat for a long time.
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That's the most shot-out 38-year-old I've ever seen.
01:31:24.000
There's no way he's 38. Motherfucker's 48. You think so?
01:31:33.000
I was at the press, the weigh-ins, all that stuff for Showtime.
01:31:36.000
Did you see the fight live, or did you see it on TV? No, I flew back.
01:31:50.000
It was like the guy was fighting him like he was his friend and Kovalev was fighting him like some guy fucked his girlfriend in the ass.
01:31:59.000
But now with that Wilder-Ortiz fight, it kind of did what I think for Wilder, what Anthony Joshua against Klitschko, where now everyone's talking about him.
01:32:08.000
So now, before, we didn't think we had Anthony Joshua-Wilder, but I think it forces Joshua's hand to fight Wilder before it wasn't going to happen, which that's the fight, man.
01:32:19.000
So Anthony Joshua has to get through Joseph Parker first, early next month, which is a beast.
01:32:29.000
So he has to get by that, and then he's going to take one or two more fights before he fought Wilder.
01:32:37.000
Obviously, I'm the most talked-about boxer right now.
01:32:42.000
Like, why do they say we'll take a couple more fights?
01:32:44.000
Well, listen, as a business, if you're Anthony Joshua's manager, it's like, alright, do we fight Dante Wilder, who's 40-0, 39 knockouts?
01:32:51.000
It's a nightmare of a fight for anybody, which we're probably favored still to fight.
01:32:54.000
Or do we fight this guy, this guy, and get paid, and then fight Wilder?
01:33:06.000
But yeah, things could go wrong, but I'm assuming that's their way of thinking, you know?
01:33:16.000
Being around these guys, I get close with guys, and I know Wilder, and I want him to win so bad, just because it's good for the sport.
01:33:23.000
Ortiz is an amazing fighter, but Wilder, he checks all the boxes, man.
01:33:33.000
He started boxing because his daughter was born with a spinal issue and couldn't walk, and he just has these great stories, and you root for that guy.
01:33:47.000
He has won his last couple fights pretty spectacularly, too.
01:34:05.000
But you can't even right now, you're responding.
01:34:07.000
Well, it's my job, you know, we do that thing, kind of, yeah.
01:34:15.000
That's when Ferguson, Tony Ferguson got mad that I put Khabib's hat on.
01:34:20.000
He's like, bro, I thought we were all 10th planet.
01:34:34.000
If someone doesn't make weight or get hurt in that fight, I'm going to cry.
01:34:38.000
Yeah, every day when I check Tony's Instagram or check Khabib's, I'm like, please.
01:35:06.000
Ferguson, Khabib, and then Stipe, DC. Those are my two fights where I'm literally like a schoolboy.
01:35:30.000
Goddamn, Evan Dunham's still doing the damn thing?
01:35:39.000
They couldn't get Marabek Tysimov a good fight for a long time.
01:35:46.000
Yeah, and he's having a real hard time getting matchups, but Evan Dunham doesn't give a fuck.
01:35:50.000
Bet you anything your boy Conor's there because his boy Artem Lobov's fighting and Ferguson Khabib makes sense.
01:36:04.000
Yeah, it's interesting because there's two schools of thought with him and Connor.
01:36:11.000
He's strong and he's powerful and he's a good sparring partner for Connor, but I've also heard people say, no, Connor likes him because Connor can fuck him up.
01:36:23.000
Having a really tough sparring partner is probably a great idea.
01:36:28.000
Yeah, he's not exactly a technician, but Artem's so damn tough.
01:36:33.000
You've got to watch your P's and Q's at all times.
01:36:41.000
Especially now in Connor's life, that's got to be real important.
01:36:44.000
I mean, how many people are just constantly trying to get the best of him in sparring?
01:37:00.000
They were doing the exact kind of sparring that I fucking hate to see anyone do.
01:37:05.000
Where they were literally just going after each other.
01:37:23.000
Well, it's just unfortunate when people choose to train like this because this is a real knockout that this guy suffered and it wasn't an accident.
01:37:32.000
Like, this guy was teeing off on him trying to knock him out.
01:37:36.000
It's not like the guy was knocked out because, you know, he just got caught with a freak punch or a freak elbow sparring.
01:38:00.000
That guy doesn't look very good who he's fighting.
01:38:37.000
But that should be an example of just what not to do.
01:38:40.000
Are you Vandley Silva from Shootbox back in fucking 97?
01:38:54.000
That's why when you see something like that today...
01:38:57.000
It's not smart, it's not good for you, and it's not a good way to train.
01:39:01.000
You're also going to break all your toys so people go, oh, you fight like that?
01:39:05.000
Or you have to be a guy who can hang in there in that gym and do that.
01:39:09.000
But all of you are going to take unnecessary damage.
01:39:36.000
I appreciate the art, stuff like that, but I was really into K1 when it was in its prime, but it's hard for me to get into Glory.
01:39:45.000
I only have so much time on my hands where Glory's not priority.
01:39:55.000
A real good glory fight to me is more interesting than a real good boxing match.
01:40:07.000
You'd rather watch that than Canelo Triple G. You got your goddamn mind.
01:40:10.000
Well, that's an exceptional once-in-a-lifetime match.
01:40:14.000
That Wildo Ortiz fight, man, one of the best I've ever seen.
01:40:35.000
Again, I can appreciate when there's a good fight.
01:40:38.000
I'm down, but I'm not going to shut down my night and order pizza and watch Glory.
01:40:46.000
But I don't miss, which is weird, I don't miss any MMA, UFC, Bellator.
01:41:02.000
This past weekend, I was just so happy because I knew I had freaking Showtime boxing on with Wilder versus Ortiz, which is a great fight, and then you also had UFC 222. And that ended before the co-mate event, so I get to see all of it.
01:41:38.000
The second punch, he knows the bell's already rung.
01:41:40.000
Yep, the first one, I said, alright, you're in motion, but that second one that knocked him out, that's where I get a drill line.
01:41:47.000
I don't think he's a bad guy, but it's also a natural counter to kick like that, to throw that straight right or the left hook.
01:41:54.000
So maybe there's that, but you can't have the fight carry on.
01:41:57.000
Well, he definitely naturally fired back, but he knew in his head that the bell had rung, and he fired back anyway.
01:42:14.000
The bell rings, the dude throws a punch, and then another punch after the bell.
01:42:23.000
And Hector was saying something like, the guy was talking, he was fine.
01:42:34.000
I was letting everybody know because he was saying it over and over again.
01:42:40.000
When a guy gets knocked out and just keeps saying, what happened?
01:42:45.000
That is what always happens when people get KO'd.
01:42:51.000
And you tell them, and then five minutes later, what happened?
01:42:59.000
Hector's in a tough spot because he's lost five in a row now.
01:43:02.000
So I'm not sure what they're gonna do with him.
01:43:04.000
Well, I mean, I would imagine if CB wants to do a rematch, they would do a rematch.
01:43:09.000
Because there would be some interest in that fight.
01:43:12.000
Because either one of those guys is not generating a ton of interest.
01:43:24.000
And that was, it seemed to me, like one of those fights where he thought Marquardt was done.
01:43:36.000
But there's a thing that happens to fighters where, you know, they just can't take a shot anymore.
01:43:44.000
But the last thing to go with a guy like Nate is power.
01:43:47.000
He knocks out CB. After CB, you know, CB came back.
01:43:53.000
I thought CB won two in a row, and then they got Hector, or did he lose one in decision?
01:43:59.000
Well, you know, he got fucked up in an elevator accident.
01:44:10.000
The elevator just dropped and slammed onto the bottom.
01:44:15.000
I don't think he's in a lawsuit with the UFC. Is he not?
01:44:20.000
I thought it was with the UFC. Maybe I'm wrong.
01:44:22.000
It doesn't make sense if the elevator, then I have misinformation.
01:44:26.000
It wouldn't make sense coming after the UFC if it was a hotel elevator.
01:44:29.000
Oh, you didn't know that it was the elevator accident?
01:44:32.000
So yeah, it doesn't make sense if they'd come after the UFC. No.
01:44:36.000
But apparently there was quite a few people in that elevator, and when he dropped, a lot of them got fucked up.
01:44:42.000
I think there was more than three or four people in the elevator, but he got fucked up bad.
01:44:57.000
So they would probably be arguing like, hey, you're still professionally competing.
01:45:01.000
That's what I was going to say because he's in that lawsuit and then you fight this weekend.
01:45:05.000
You're saying your back's an issue and they fought Hector Lombard?
01:45:10.000
The best argument would be, did not fight until the lawsuit settled.
01:45:14.000
And then shoot some stem cells in there down in Panama.
01:45:17.000
Yeah, it's not like we're dying to see you versus Hector.
01:45:31.000
But yeah, the elevator apparently was getting funky on people before.
01:45:41.000
Because when they're talking to their friend, they assume the elevator's there, and they're walking, and the elevator's not there, and they go down?
01:45:46.000
More people die like that than you would imagine, yeah.
01:45:49.000
Because something's wrong, it goes ding, and they're like, yeah, I got it!
01:46:06.000
I'd heard a story about a dude who got trapped in an elevator and the elevator went up and he was trapped in the door and the elevator went up and just sheared him in half.
01:46:14.000
I saw that in Final Destination 2. Maybe that's what it was.
01:46:23.000
Well, it's like that actor who was in Star Trek and he was in Alpha Dog.
01:46:33.000
And he was getting out of his Jeep to close the garage door.
01:46:51.000
Back straddling the elevator, one leg in the elevator, one leg in the second floor.
01:46:55.000
He was helping the occupants get off the elevator when all of a sudden shot upwards, beheading him.
01:47:06.000
His head and the two remaining passengers in the elevator shot up to the ninth floor.
01:47:15.000
He still had the Walkman earphones on his head.
01:47:19.000
There had been many problems with the elevator, and the service repairman was at the building that day to work on it.
01:47:24.000
The elevator had been inspected November 1, 1994, and passed the inspection.
01:47:34.000
Yes, but you will be awake for a couple seconds.
01:47:37.000
Yeah, don't they say once you, like a chicken, right?
01:47:39.000
That doesn't make sense to me, though, because how come you're not awake when you get choked out?
01:47:46.000
Well, because when you get decapitated, right, everything's still firing, some of the energy's still up there firing, so you can see.
01:47:53.000
I heard about that chicken that didn't have any head.
01:47:57.000
After a farm in a failed attempt at slaughter axed off the head, but missed the jugular vein.
01:48:07.000
I've said that many, too many times, but that kind of shit is what you need to see.
01:48:22.000
They're thinking now that a lot of dinosaurs had feathers.
01:48:25.000
But when you think about what a pterodactyl is, we always assume it had like bat wings.
01:48:29.000
But now that they think that dinosaurs have feathers, I wonder if they...
01:48:33.000
Yeah, I wonder if they've decided to look into that and look at it as a possibility.
01:48:38.000
You ever see that giant picture that it's the T-Rex covered in feathers?
01:49:04.000
It's at Bozeman Science Museum or some shit in Bozeman, Montana.
01:49:12.000
And they have a replica of what they think a raptor could have looked like if it was covered in feathers.
01:49:18.000
Because they think it's very possible that that's what those things looked like.
01:49:31.000
That's what they think because they found some that have feathers.
01:49:35.000
They know that they've got some fossils that have very clear indentations where feathers must have been.
01:49:40.000
Well then everything I grew up on with dinosaurs is wrong.
01:49:46.000
They used to think the T-Rex was a predator, and now they think it's a scavenger.
01:49:53.000
That's why the teeth are so big, to crush dead animals that are just laying around.
01:50:03.000
Big old feathered fucking lizard that runs and guts you with its claws.
01:50:11.000
Because how we know dinosaurs, you know what I'm saying?
01:50:14.000
I mean, eagle is a lot like a fucking dinosaur.
01:50:21.000
But you look at an ostrich, you look at their legs and shit, you can see a dinosaur in it.
01:50:28.000
There's not a single bird that has, like, leopard seal-type teeth, you know?
01:50:38.000
We're in La Jolla and we're on these scooters and went down and there's all these leopard seals and there's some people taking pictures.
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Some Asian dude walked up, got nose to nose with this thing.
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I told my brother, go get your camera out because that thing will rip his face off and this is going to be awesome.
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You know, I didn't even know they were a real thing until I watched that March of the Penguins movie.
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I think I'm scared because since a kid I was in Mexico and there's one going up in the water and I thought, oh cute, look, that's like the ones I see on cartoons and my dad's friend who's in the Navy was like, do not go in the water.
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They're out there fucking killing shit right now.
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Some scientist, actually, a female scientist in a rare attack got killed, I want to say about 10 years ago.
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But look, like with his mouth closed there, looks so fucking cute.
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Now, get me a picture of his teeth, like right above with his mouth open.
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It looks like that movie Tremor, that shitty CGI Tremor.
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Yeah, there was earthquakes because there was worms living out of the ground.
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What were you going to say about the Oscars, though?
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No, you have to hit a certain period where they're going to preview that movie so you're up for the awards.
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That we produce as the human race is fucking crazy, and it's never-ending.
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Like, every year they put out more, and movies don't go away.
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So the database is just stacking and stacking and stacking.
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And it's only been happening for a hundred years.
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I mean, and that was silent in the beginning, right?
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So there's been a hundred years of these movies just stacking up.
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And all the premises, like, if you think about premises, like, oh, the robots get smart and they want to kill the people.
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Oh, the monkeys get smart and they want to kill the people.
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Like, there's all these premises that just go, oh, there's worms that live on the ground that cause earthquakes.
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It must be so hard to come up with an original premise for a movie.
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You think it's hard to come up with a new joke?
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Why do you think you get a recreation of Jumanji and Rocky and Predator?
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Can we put The Rock and Kevin Hart in so many goddamn movies?
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It's just this regurgitation of all the same shit we've already seen.
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Yet there's not that many paid actors, is there?
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Less than 1% make a living acting, but there's a jagillion movies.
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Like a quality living of all the actors, less than 1%.
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The difference being that for a comic, it's more up to them.
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Obviously, you have the boost of being famous from the UFC and then being famous from your podcast.
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And that's the thing that, like, an actor can hustle, but you have to be hired.
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You gotta track well, you gotta test well, people have to like, you gotta be right for the royal.
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You could just go up on a showcase night and do like 15 minutes and kill, and you're in the money, you know?
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To get good at, like, Daniel Day-Lewis style, I was watching There Will Be Blood the other day, and I was just thinking, like, this guy's, like...
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And I was near where it happened because I was doing gigs in Fresno and Bakersfield.
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And I didn't know that, but Tehachapi Mountains, that's where there will be bloods all about.
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Sometimes fighters, whoever athletes go, I'm going to go to Hollywood, get into acting.
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You need to watch someone do like a dramatic role and see if it's for you.
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I mean, you're talking about it's a legit craft, man.
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There's a thing that they're doing where you're compelled by their words.
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That's why it's so tough to get casted in those roles in TV and movies.
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They just did release it in HD, so if you haven't seen it, you could watch it.
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Easy for you to say because I haven't seen it, you fuck.
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Sopranos was the show that got me into binge-watching.
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But not binge, because I watched it every Sunday, whenever it was on or whatever day it was.
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It was a big deal to sit and watch The Sopranos.
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I was like, boy, here we go, the fucking Sopranos.
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How often do you think Brian fully charges that car?
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He was just in the shock because he ran into the wall or some shit.
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And then he goes, dude, do you think I should get a Porsche like you and Rogan?
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No, I want him to get a yellow Viper and braces.
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Nah, he doesn't know how to drive enough for a Viper.
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But he should drive something that has some balls.
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I like the message, it's just not the car for me.
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I have a problem with the fact that it doesn't make any noise.
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We sound like two cavemen right now, but it doesn't have that V8 or that V10 noise, the V6, the Inline 6, that exhaust.
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That lately car manufacturers have been adding noise to their cars.
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So as the engine goes up, some of it's coming in through the speakers.
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Apparently some guys have figured out a way how to cut that out.
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When you have forced induction, forced air induction, it makes the car much quieter.
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Like my GT3, you know how raw that thing sounds?
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And you also get instantaneous feedback from the throttle response.
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When you get into turbochargers, it's all about turbo lag, which is why they have twin turbos.
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They have one turbo on the low end, one turbo on the high end, but even at the very best implementations of turbochargers, there's still a perceptible lag.
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They're definitely better than they used to be.
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Dude, how the fuck have you not been on comedians in cars getting coffee?
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Let's take that new Porsche and get on there or something.
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Literally, I was like, I hit you up out the podcast.
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I'm just here to see the car, and you didn't bring it.
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Sometimes I wanted to fuck around with one of those older cars.
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That's one of the weird things about it when you're around it.
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There's more of them now than there have been before.
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He said, why is it that four years ago I didn't give a shit about 964s?
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Now I think they're the best looking cars ever.
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The Porsche goes through these phases where this one's cool, and this with a 68, 78, 73. It's just these weird phases.
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Well, those long hood cars are kind of always the best looking ones.
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The 1967 to early 70s, like 72, 73. You know, they have that long hood.
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Well, his style, that's another level more raw than what I'm dealing with.
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Yeah, because his style, well, he has a 964, too, but a lot of what his older cars were were those 1969, 1971s, and he would redo those.
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The Porsche purists think they're not really into the Singers or the Magnus Walker.
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It's not like a Singer, which is completely different.
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I actually think Singers, Porsche took a lawsuit out of them because they're selling the Porsches, but they're taking the Porsche logo off and put a Singer one on them.
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I thought they liked it because it was just like bringing back interest in vintage Porsches.
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I think they liked it before he started making it the Singer.
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Yeah, because what he's doing is taking a 964, which is that same year that I'm talking about, and then he puts all this other stuff on it and beefs up the suspension and beefs up the engine.
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Well, now he has a new one that starts at 1.5 million dollars.
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There's a limited number of them they're going to make.
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It has a 500 horsepower naturally aspirated engine.
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Sometimes when you send me pictures of cars getting made, sometimes I'll see it.
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Cars and girls, you see it and you're like, God damn!
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Callan would come in here, you could show him that.
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I guarantee you he hits that punching thing you have.
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But this, I mean, some men don't get into it, but it's so universal with men.
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It's just, it's so normal that men, like, really get into cars.
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But, like, I'm not the type of guy where, like, I'll see a car, and my brother's super car guy, and I go, that thing, your car's dressed down on a track.
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I'm like, I don't give a shit about the track, man.
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There's guys who are like those track guys, and I'm just like a road guy, fun driving car, fast enough, but looks great.
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Yeah, we go there, we have to take their cars, though.
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SINGER Porsche 964 DLS. And this thing is insane.
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Those Fuchs wheels, I always felt like they're not good enough for that body style.
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That's the only reason I bought my car, because of the ducktail.
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That might be one of the best looking cars ever.
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And like people will say, all bespoke, the interior.
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If I was Connor, I would do one of them Burger King commercials and buy one of these.
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Dude, if I were you, I'd get one of these fucking things.
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I mean, you got a freaking, you know, that night red fucking Porsche.
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He's trying to do dips, but he's not quite doing it.
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We're watching Callan work out on the security camera.
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That'd be March 16th, 17th, Levity Live, Oxnard.
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And then the following week, I'm in Florida, Tampa the 22nd, Palm Beach 23rd and 24th, Orlando on the 25th.