JRE MMA Show #94 with Brendan Schaub
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3 hours and 16 minutes
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Summary
Coronavirus has struck California and the whole country, and it's not good. We talk about the outbreak and how to handle it, and what we should do if we catch it. We also talk about how to deal with it and what to do if you do catch it and you have a weak immune system. Lastly, we talk about what we can do to make sure we don't catch it from someone we care about, and how important it is to protect ourselves and our loved ones from getting infected. Stay safe out there, and stay safe in the coming days! -The Guys Who Know Us Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we'll make sure to include it in the next episode. Thank you so much for all the support, it means the world to us and we can keep bringing you high quality, high quality content. Peace, Love, Blessings, Cheers! -Your Hosts, EJ & Joe and Rory. Cheers, Rory & Brett. XOXOXOXO. -ROBERT AND KEVIN. CHEERS! -The Crew -P.S. -JOSH AND JOSH AND RYAN. P.A. - JOSH & JOSH - THE PODCASTING BOYS - R. M. D. - THE FUTURE EPIS NOTHING IS COMING SOON! -JORDANCHEER AND KELLYO. -RADIO - RAYA AND KIM AND JOSHA WELCOME! -ROSHA AND KAYLE THANO AND JAYA WOULD YOU? -SORRY FOR EVERYONE'S MOST IMPORTANT! -BEN CHEER! -DID YOU'LL BE OKAY? -SOMEBODY'S BECAUSE WE'LLY BABY'S DADDY IS TALKING ABOUT IT? -THAT'S AVAILABLE? -BRAOD AND TALK ABOUT IT'S YEAH? -PODCAST AND TAYLOR AND KEROSHA'S FAST AND YO'LL DOUG AND KEPTER?
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Are you weirded out or are you just accepting it?
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I'm accepting it and I'm trying to stay positive.
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Well, I know several people that have gotten it and gotten over it.
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And I need to confirm this with Michael, but I'm pretty sure Michael had a cold and then caught the corona and then got pneumonia.
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I know people that have gotten it, gotten over it.
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They just felt like shit for a couple days, then they're fine.
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The majority of the people get it, and they're fine.
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What I'm hoping is they come up with a legitimate treatment where it's like, this is confirmed that if you take hydroxychloroquine, you know, with Z-Pak, if they say something like that, This is confirmed.
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We no longer have to worry about people dying of coronavirus.
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Sort of like Tamiflu or some other things that...
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Look, staph used to fucking kill the shit out of people.
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Infections killed a lot of fucking people.
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Imagine if you went to the gym and you got staph and you died.
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Well, that's how we are right now with this coronavirus.
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We're worried because we don't have, like, a rock-solid, legitimate treatment or a vaccine.
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But that hydrochloridine, whatever the hell it is, in Z-Pak, is supposed to work.
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You know, it's what they call anecdotal evidence.
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It's not 100% proven clinical trial, peer-reviewed, where they can say, hey, we had 160 people that were coronavirus positive.
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But there's a few doctors in New York that have implemented it and some very positive results, according to them.
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I think what's funny is in our group of friends, you have some who won't step a foot outside their house.
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The real problem is with people who are compromised.
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You know, people whose immune system is already fragile.
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And now the thing is, if you or I got it, we'd be fine, hopefully.
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I think the real way to handle this moving forward is probably going to be something along the lines of make sure that old people aren't exposed, make sure that high-risk people are not exposed, and make sure that you don't expose yourself to them if you have it.
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Yeah, and hopefully there's some sort of a treatment.
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But get your ass back to work is really important.
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I don't think we've seen anything like this ever.
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And I don't think ever in the history of America there's been a thing where everything just like instantly shut down.
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And how long are we going to do it for, though?
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In California, the governor's kind of a pussy.
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And he was talking about, you know, we might go on, it might be like this for a year, you know?
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But when you hear Trump, he was talking to some reporter that asked him a question, and he said, I'm thinking, you know, we're not far off from after Easter.
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Like, look, if it's just us in this room, I'm not that worried because I take a lot of vitamins.
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When you walked in, I said, I will lick your face right now.
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I said, I will lick your fucking face, Joe.
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Yeah, but that's the difference between someone who's actively taking care of their body and does so all year round.
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Versus people who are always boozing, have high blood pressure, are overweight.
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There's a lot of people like that, though, that we're friends with.
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If it bounces right off you, but it kills someone that's your age, whose fault is that?
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Yeah, there's people that have diseases, and those diseases prevent them from being healthy.
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So then you have to think about that percentage of the population.
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Dude, I went to this market, this giant market.
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But yeah, there's like this fresh market, and it was packed, man.
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But everyone had a mask on, and I saw two, like, I'm not even trying to be funny, they're probably equal 800 pounds, one probably 400 pounds, his wife another 400 pounds with a mask on.
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I'm like, you think the mask, that's not what's going to kill you, homies.
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Well, I hope this is a wake-up call for people that aren't taking care of themselves, because there's a lot of people that just think it's not necessary, and they look at someone like you or I that's vain.
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I get up in the morning, I look at my body in the mirror, I'm like, come on.
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I got my son out because we have a hot tub and pool and the pool's freezing.
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And I've been mountain biking every day so my legs are sore.
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And he gets out and he goes, Pop, I'm getting big muscles.
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She set her alarm for 8. And I go, why'd you get up at 8?
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She goes, because I realize when I get up at 10 that I don't get as much done during the day and the day is shorter.
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She's got all of my attributes, my obsessive attributes, but without any of the, I didn't have a good childhood.
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She's not doing it because I want someone to love me.
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She's like, I want to be awesome at everything.
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That's the problem because they're so well taken care of.
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I feel like When all of our friends, like almost everyone I know to a man that's interesting, and to a woman, had some sort of fucked up, chaotic childhood.
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That's what made them successful in a lot of ways.
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I feel like there's valuable lessons that you can get.
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Like, for you, I think, a lot of your lessons you got in sports, right?
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I think every kid, all my friends that are fucked up, like, emotionally, that can't deal with loss, they don't play sports.
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There's a lot of people that I know that didn't play sports that don't know how to lose.
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Because when you're playing sports when you're young, I mean, it's hard times, man.
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And then as you get to the higher level in college, it's pretty cutthroat, man.
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You learn to deal with these heartbreaking issues and pick up your boots and keep going.
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There was always one dude that you don't want to spar.
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And then there's this moment where you're lined up and there he is.
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But also in football, that's when I realized, oh, everybody's not treated the same.
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Like, I remember the star running back, Bobby Purify.
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He would get custom one-of-one designer cleats and shoes in his locker.
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People get mad at people that are like uber successful.
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But those people like him, like, you know, the Jordans of the world, the people that are just like the fucking...
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The guy who's what David Goggins likes to call uncommon amongst uncommon men.
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And you see that and you realize where the benefits are in being that person.
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You see a huge drawback, especially in the personal life.
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It's tough to manage outside that core, outside that octagon.
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Talk to Tyson about who he was when he was the king of the world.
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That was the first time out of all the Jon's things.
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I've been disappointed before, but this one I got sad.
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Because I watched that video, the arrest video.
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You know what was a little alarming there when I think CTE has something to do with this?
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I know we harp on CTE, but when he goes, hey, John, I need you to do this, this, and this, he goes, I'm going to warn you, my short-term memory is terrible.
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And even as he's drunk, he was cautious enough to say that, saying, hey, man, my short-term memory is shit because I get punched in the head all the time.
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So if you're based off that, we're going to be in trouble.
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Who fucks people up with those skinny legs?
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His calves are so much smaller than mine, and I'm so much smaller than him.
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Callan and I spent 15 minutes on Will Sasso's calves the other day.
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Sasso seems like he should be able to jump over a building.
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Like he should be able to just, from a standing position, just launch himself.
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It literally looks like Hulk wearing fucking cut-off jeans.
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You see, Brian shaved his head, and that's a tough go.
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He fucked up though because he cut himself so it's like all uneven so I could not stop laughing.
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Yeah but even the first time I did it you just go all the way down to the bottom.
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He's got one of them trimmers on it where you leave a little bit of hair.
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I go to the bottom and then I let it grow like a few days and I go back to the bottom again.
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The text message that he sends, he gets very angry.
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No, I went with my wife on the 14th, right before the lockdown.
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We had reservations, but we had them like five days earlier and started getting, as it getting closer and closer, it seemed like everything was like kind of shutting down.
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And then it was like a couple days later that they shut down everything.
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Apparently, they and a lot of other restaurants, they have to go.
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Freaking Flappers hit me up because that's how they're making money.
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That's how they're covering their rent right now is they have to sell the food.
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And they have good food, but they have to do the takeout just to keep the doors open.
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I'm glad people are innovating and they're coming up with ways to stay open.
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But it would be a real bummer if places like Felix went under or that other place that Cal loves, Via Veneto.
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That place in Venice, that place is excellent too.
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Abbott's the most expensive road in California.
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It's like the poorest of the poor and the richest of the rich.
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We were driving there and we stopped at a red light and there was like this nice house to the left, like this super modern looking Venice style house.
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And right across the street on the right was 20 tents.
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That is the dumbest thing, that they let that happen.
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Is if a house goes for sale or rent, these bums squat in front of the house.
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So the seller or the renter has to come up and be like, you guys got to get out of here and pay us.
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So they give them money, they leave, and then they rent the house.
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There should be a service that cleans that up.
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They already had tuberculosis and fucking...
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What was that crazy medieval disease they were finding in bums, in homeless people, in Skid Row?
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It was a crazy disease that they hadn't found.
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It sounds like the crazy, crazy one, but it's like, oh, typhus.
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I mean, we're talking about diseases that have come out of these Chinese wet markets.
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There easily could be diseases that come out of L.A., out of these homeless encampments.
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But I thought that's how this all got started is someone ate that bat soup.
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They think the patient zero, I believe the theory is, the current theory is patient zero, see if you can find this, was traced to a woman that worked next to the bat stand.
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That may or may not be the actual patient zero, but at the time that could be...
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They can trace the genetics of this virus, and they're saying that it came from people that came from Europe.
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But the people that got it in New York City got it from people who traveled to New York City from Europe.
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And those Europeans were in China, went back home to Europe, then came to New York.
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Yeah, and they think it might have gotten here as early as December and maybe even November.
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They think it got there two weeks at least before the first case.
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And there's many people that could have gotten it that did not know that they got it and got over it.
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I know it's the coolest thing to say right now.
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Dude, I'm telling you, when I was doing Ontario Improv in December, I was the sickest I've ever been, and it lasted for 12 to 14 days.
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I told my brother, you might have to take me to the emergency room.
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After I got done with my last show, I was like, we're driving home, we might have to go to the emergency room.
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I felt so fucking, the sickest I've ever been.
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Yeah, look, this is one of the things that we, in this text thread that you and I are in, we started sharing the numbers of people that have died from the flu.
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I mean, I knew a lot of people died from the flu, but until you see it on paper, you're like, what?
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Imagine if CNN did a whole marketing thing on how the flu's killing everyone every day.
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And there's this fucking, puts all this fear in everybody.
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If they did every day like they're doing for Corona, we'd be scared shitless.
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True, but there's some preventative measures to deal with the flu.
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And then we have flu shots and we also have Tamiflu.
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This is a really dangerous one because it does something to your respiratory system where it scars the lining of the respiratory system.
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It scars people's lungs and there's so much inflammation that they can't get oxygen.
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They're saying that you probably have it two days before you start showing signs.
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Stanford studies coronavirus early spread in California.
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Researchers at Stanford University trying to determine if the novel coronavirus may have been circulated in California as early as last fall.
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And whether it's playing a role in the relative slow spread in the state.
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Joey Diaz called me the other day just to reach out to tell me he loves me and making sure I'm doing the right things.
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But yeah, we were talking about the comedy story, and I was like, they'll be fine, though.
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Look, we could always do a shitload of shows when the store comes back and donate all the money.
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I'll tell you, everybody, if you didn't see my Instagram, my shows with Dave Chappelle have been moved to September.
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But when I say moved to September, I go like this.
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That Fauci guy said people aren't going to shake hands anymore.
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I'm going to wear beads, but I'm just going to wrap them around my wrists.
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There's been a lot of knuckleheads online with this coronavirus talking about healing and positive energy and manifesting.
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I throw a lot of bro science out there, but I go off a lot of numbers that I get from way smarter people than me.
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Yeah, but what you're doing is you're tweeting actual facts and then throwing a little bro sciences in the mix.
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What I'm talking about is just so many people that are just, you know, this is a global transformation and this is our opportunity.
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I hope people recognize that our society is fragile.
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Like, when I get ready to go on my bike ride, I see so many more people walking, kids, families.
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Is this what it took to get you guys to fucking walk outside?
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Well, most people, you know, they don't...
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I mean, unless you're working from home or, you know, you're...
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If you're in any kind of service industry, your job is gone, right?
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There's a lot of people whose jobs are shut down.
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I don't know what the numbers are, but there's a lot more people that are home during the day.
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There's part of me that when Dana came out and said he's going to do the UFC, there's part of me that was super proud of him.
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I know he was going to get a lot of blowback for it and the UFC's getting a lot of blowback for it, but a part of me was like, fuck yeah, dude.
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And for international fights, I bought an island, bitches.
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You're going to get on a private flight, and we're flying to the island.
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I was like, I can't hate on the guy anymore, man.
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Do you remember Bodog, when Bodog had fights on the beach?
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I'm sorry, he didn't start there, but he did fight on there.
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Kane, I think, he fought on there or started there, yeah.
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And I think Matt Lindon was about to take Fedor down, and Fedor grabbed a rope.
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He grabbed the rope, and then he knocked them out.
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He submitted them, but I remember him slamming them for some reason.
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He's elevating Fedor, and Fedor's grabbing the fucking rope!
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Well, in that moment, that's just straight up cheating.
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Matt Lindland is a fucking guy who fought at 170, he fought at 185. Did he fight at 170?
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You hear the stories about him, Hendo, Chael Sonnen.
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You remember when there's a couple moments in Pride where guys get trapped in the ropes and then submitted.
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Somebody got triangled while their head was trapped in the rope and then they got triangled on top of that.
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There's also nothing worse when you get knocked out and you fall through the ropes.
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Last fight of his career, when he fought Joe Smith?
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Well, he drops him, and Bernard goes through the ropes and hits his head on the ground.
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You're like, how do you fucking guys not have...
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Why can't you make it so that a guy doesn't fall?
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Or have security where if you see something, you know?
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Well, they would have to act quickly and be there in time.
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And it'd be terrible for the people that were watching.
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What Bellator did when they were doing kickboxing and...
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So they have this round ring for Bellator, and then they put a square ring in the center of that for kickboxing.
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So if you fell through the ropes, you just fell out into that round area where the Bellator cage would be.
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Well, to play Devil's advocate, if you're boxing, though, you're like, dude, how many times have people fallen out of the fucking ring?
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He's also 70 years old fighting, so it's like...
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So his leg is wrapped up in the rope, and the dude's caught in a triangle.
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When Khabib couldn't make it, I was like, I bet this is going to be the end of it.
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But then I saw Kamaru Usman saying, you better get ready to make weight, bitch.
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And I was like, oh my god, if Usman fights Masvidal, holy shit.
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But then when I heard it was Gagey and Ferguson, I'm like, oh, shit.
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Has he been training like he's training for a fight?
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I saw, I think it was Brett Akimoto goes, how prepared are you?
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He goes, you know, all my fights, I don't give a decision.
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I either get knocked out or knock somebody out.
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He goes, you know, I talk to my family, I talk to my coaches, I don't have 18 minutes of fucking fury.
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And he goes, and it's pretty tough to deal with.
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It is tough to deal with, but if there's anybody that has the endurance to take it to that 18 minutes and keep going, it's Tony.
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But the only thing that's a little scary when I hear him say that, he does throw Kosh in the wind.
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And it's tough to deal with because he's probably the hardest hitter at 55. And Tony gets hit, man.
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I think he actually enjoys it and he welcomes it.
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With Gaethje, I don't know if he can play that game, especially for 18 minutes.
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I just think that he has this pressure-forward style.
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But he has such a pressure style that it's inevitable that you get hit.
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You know, he's not fighting like Wonderboy or something like that.
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I mean, in Tony's fights, there's somewhere around the second or third round where you see the look in these guys' faces like, motherfucker.
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His fight with Poirier, even his fight with Eddie Alvarez.
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It was almost done, but Poirier pulled it out with a knockout.
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Poirier actually came out on record and said he thinks Gaethje's going to win.
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He's fought Gaethje and beat him, and it would be great if Gaethje beat Tony, and then it makes him look good.
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It's like, in my opinion, this is a who the fuck knows.
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It's a who the fuck knows, especially in these conditions.
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Tony's had a camp, but everything's not normal.
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If anyone's going to thrive in the situation, it's Tony.
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He didn't spar at all, apparently, according to everyone that I've talked to, for the Pettis fight, after his surgery.
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So the guy has knee surgery, like a really complex knee surgery, where his ligament is reattached to his leg, and he has a massive scar.
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I mean, he's got a 12-inch scar on the side of his leg.
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Just rehabbed everything, got himself in shape.
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Pettis knocked out Wonderboy with a Superman punch.
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I don't know if he can take those same hits the way...
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He comes out, and he's got phenomenal leg kicks.
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And he throws leg kicks from crazy angles, too.
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He'll be right up tight with you, right here, and he's chopping at your leg.
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He doesn't have a Muay Thai background, which is really crazy.
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Well, more than that, because I remember in the PFL, he was five years old.
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I'm just saying, he has no kickboxing background.
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He came from University of Northern Colorado to Grudge Training Center with Trevor Whitman and all of us, and came in there as a pure wrestler with terrible eyesight.
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He'd always take his glass off and squint, and he's just this fucking monster.
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And then he started teaching him to leg kick, and I'm like, holy shit, the guy can leg kick.
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You would think that he was some Muay Thai champion or something like that.
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I know, obviously, Justin Gaethje has phenomenal wrestling.
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He's so athletic, and he's an All-American at Northern Colorado.
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Well, what's interesting about Gaethje is you never see him wrestling.
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It's like the guy's got this great wrestling pedigree, but he just strikes with everybody and smashes.
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This fight's actually not that, you know, obviously I want Khabib, Tony.
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That's the greatest fight in UFC history, I think, at lightweight.
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That's the fight of the two of the best 155s on the planet.
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But Gaethje, Tony, I think, will be more entertaining.
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I said that about Stylebender versus Yoel Romero.
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Well, you didn't know Yoel wasn't going to fight.
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I guarantee you Gaethje and Tony are going to fight.
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Well, I also said that about Ngannou and Derrick Lewis.
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I didn't know Derrick Lewis' fucking back gave out.
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I didn't know Francis had a blown fucking ACL or whatever it was.
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Francis had a blown ACL? He was injured in that fight.
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They had Greg Hardy and whoever the fuck he's fighting above that.
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I think that was because it was on ESPN. The other one was on ESPN+. I think the idea was that you're going to have Engano and Rosenstreich, which is just fucking.
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It's like the main event for ESPN+. That's Disneyland at the end of the night.
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Rosenstreich, people better not be sleeping on him, man.
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He didn't do nothing to him until Rosenstreich caught him with that bomb.
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Oh, this is because the Rose Namajunas fight is pulled off.
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Yeah, you guys texted that, and I didn't text back because I thought you guys were joking.
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That said Ryan Hall versus Jacaray-Souza, and I was like, is that real?
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And Eddie goes, can they even do it in the weight class?
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And I thought you guys, I was like, they're joking.
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Look, Ryan Hall has such a hard time finding opponents.
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Yeah, he's so difficult because Hall is so tall and long.
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But also, how dare you guys think he was fighting?
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I'd weigh 185. I'd watch the shit out of that.
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Imagine, I mean, I don't think he's losing 40 pounds in between fights, but he's a tall guy.
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And he's also, he's a Farasa hobby guy, right?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's training at TriStar.
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He has his own gym in Orange County, and he trains at Kenny Florian's.
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Maybe he did early on, but he's been out of Cali.
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Dude, I don't think people realize the fucking...
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Dude, Francis Ngannou vs Rosenstruck is insane!
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Marlon Vieira and Ray Borg, that's a good fight too.
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Well, obviously he had his hiccup against Stipe and then the Derrick Lewis, I don't count.
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But besides Stipe, dude, the run and the dudes that he's beat, if he were to become champion, you're talking top five of all time, man.
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Knocked out Cain Velasquez, knocked out JDS, Alistair Overeem.
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And the way he knocks him out, that's the thing.
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Dude, you know something to think about with Khabib, Tony, and these guys?
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Down on the bottom of the screen if you can see that.
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Jeremy Stephens, Calvin Kadar is a fantastic fight.
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Dude, how about fucking your boys on there?
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It still says Greg Hardy is the co-main, but that's been changed, right?
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From what I understand, he's the co-main event.
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Jeremy Stephens and Calvin Cater, that's the sleeper of the night.
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I think Calvin Cater is the dark horse of the 145-pound division.
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I think he's had two losses inside the octagon.
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He made a real good adjustment and started catching him with leg kicks and won a decision.
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And then he beat a bunch of guys and lost his beat.
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And he lost his beat in a fight where he was...
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And I was like, man, if this is a five-round fight, I like Cater.
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That was a fight where right away you could see the difference in the hands.
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He's got vicious hands, like super accurate and really long.
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If you go to his Instagram, he put up the KO of Lamas.
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He ranges him and then he drops these super long punches on him.
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But the fucking torque in that right hand.
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He spins him around with the left and then puts the lights out with the right.
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Dude, him versus Stevens is a phenomenal fight.
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You look at all the fights, it's like, man, fire the night, good luck.
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Vicente Luque is an animal, and Nico Price is an animal.
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I couldn't believe when the UFC announced this, some people hated on it.
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We're in the Corona Times and Dana pulled this off?
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Dude, if this was a regular pay-per-view, it'd make my dick hard, let alone with Corona.
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The Greg Hardy, DiCastro, listen, not a highly skilled fight.
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Somebody's going to fucking sleep, hopefully.
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But to be co-main event is a little crazy.
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Well, I was interested that Greg Hardy stepped up and fought Volcon.
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Didn't get annihilated against one of the best heavyweights in the division.
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I mean, Alexander is a really technical fighter.
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I mean, look at what he did to Fabrizio Verdun.
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Fabrizio Verdun was the UFC heavyweight champion.
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And Greg Hardy went the distance with him and did not look bad.
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The difference between guys like, first of all, he doesn't have another way, right?
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He doesn't have a fucking football career anymore.
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But Greg Hardy is a fucking elite athlete.
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He's a guy who knows how to be a professional athlete.
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But there's a thing about guys like that where from the time they're young, they realize this insane work ethic is how you make it.
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And they also, they're used to these regimented programs, right?
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Where a lot of football players, and you can speak on this, they're used to these programs where everybody's doing the same kind of work versus boxers or MMA fighters.
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You're on your own, and sometimes you half-ass it, and sometimes you're not disciplined.
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You decide, I don't want to go to jiu-jitsu today and want to fuck my girlfriend.
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That kind of shit doesn't happen in football.
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Doesn't work that way, especially at University of Colorado, Ohio State.
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So if you're one of ten linebackers, and you're all doing the exact same thing, you're all fighting for your job every day.
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And if you, for whatever reason, don't do something well, and this guy does, he's probably going to play over you.
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Khalil Rountree was fucking his legs up in a way very rarely you see.
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And Khalil was full Muay Thai, light on the front legs.
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Dude, when Khalil's on his game, he displays some of the best Muay Thai you're going to see in the UFC. Eric Andrews, I know you don't watch football, Joe, so he played at Alabama, and he was on the national champion team, so that's like creme de la creme.
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That's like wrestling at Ohio State or Oklahoma.
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That guy is an animal in terms of his ability to endure pain and his ability to press forward.
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Takes fights, take a fight a light heavyweight, take a fight at 185. He's game.
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It's like these elite athletes, these guys who know what it takes to be a winner.
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Those Greg Hardy guys, Eric Andrews guys, and we're going to get more of those.
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If the team they're on sucks, they don't shine, they'd rather kill what they eat.
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There's a lot of guys like that, where they'd rather just go out and do it themselves, and MMA is a sport where they can do that.
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So you see a lot of these guys, they start practicing MMA off-season, they train a little bit off-season.
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I wouldn't be surprised if John's brother, Arthur, gets into MMA. Both of them.
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If he decided to start fighting, take on a few pro fights.
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I mean, I think John said in interviews, but I remember when John and I were talking, he...
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The brothers don't have problems, though, huh?
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You don't really hear much about the brothers fucking up.
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Well, they've both been popped for steroids.
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I'm talking about, like, hanging out at Albuquerque at four in the morning with bombs and fucking shooting guns out of them.
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They get hit in the head football style, which, by the way, I got through the Wander-y series.
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I still haven't watched the Netflix documentary on your boy that looks exactly like you, Aaron Hernandez.
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But goddamn, dude, that Wondry podcast series, Warrior.
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It was one of those, you know, sometimes you get a podcast series like that.
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Like another one is The Dropout about that Elizabeth Holmes chick that robbed everybody with that Theranos company.
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There's a few of those where you start them and you're like, what the fuck?
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Dude, sometimes I'll sit in my car and wait till the episode's done.
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I'm on something right now that I know you read.
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You look at the whole thing a little different.
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Yeah, I don't want to say too much because I want Tom to explain.
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Dude, I'm balls deep in that book right now.
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I've been ranting and raving about that book for a grip.
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Well, the things that are absolutely provable that he knows, Charles Manson, the CIA, and the secret history of the 60s.
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The things that are absolutely 100% provable, just those things, are mind-blowers.
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How the CIA and the LSD house and Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco and how he was doing wild shit and the CIA would let him go.
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Or how he was out here at that ranch and the cops never...
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People would go, dude, he's doing wild shit.
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They didn't find that guy's body until the late 70s.
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They did a lot of shit in the 1970s with drugs and people for experiments.
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And that's how they created the Unabomber, man.
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Ted Kaczynski was a part of the Harvard LSD program.
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I forget, but it's about the Unabomber, and I didn't know that.
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What's the other one called Unabomber in His Own Words?
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So it's the first time that he only let one person ever interview him, and it's all the tapes from the interview?
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And, you know, his defense team goes, listen, dude, you're not going to get the death penalty if you just plead insanity.
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And so he fired his defense team because they wanted to say he was insane.
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Well, he might be too smart because he's actually, look, he's not correct to kill those people, but he is correct that technology is eventually going to overcome people.
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Now imagine, we're going deep down the Eddie Bravo rabbit hole.
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Imagine if you were Artificial intelligence, and you had decided you wanted to assimilate with people, but you had to convince people.
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One of the best ways to convince people is to get them addicted to technology.
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Then get them connected through social media apps.
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Well, not right now, not at all, but any time you go out in public before the quarantine, everybody was on their phone.
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And then you make it so when they see people, they can't touch them.
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So now the only way you can connect with people is through Zoom or FaceTime.
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And then while we're all quarantined, you're installing 5G towers.
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He goes, tell me, because you've done motherfuckers.
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More than 100 countries have coronavirus, you fucking idiots.
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It's one of those points where you go, oh yeah, yeah.
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He's like, y'all need to look at this 5G. That's what's causing all this and killing kids and coronavirus.
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Just make Fast and Furious 19. Shut the fuck up.
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They probably don't want him on it anymore.
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There's so many fucking people that think of 5G as what's killing people.
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But it's like, there's always going to be that thing where whenever something happens, people look for some nefarious backwoods sort of fucking...
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I also think, you know, in this time, it's very easy to get down and depressed, and a lot of people thrive in that, so they want it to be bad.
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There are people that are, like, they're happy the world's falling apart.
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I saw some lady write some post about Justin Bieber.
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People are so crazy, though, because they're angry and they're frustrated.
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Is it his fault that he's a super successful musician that has a crazy dope house?
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I saw one guy post this thing, me and Cal talked to us, and he goes, hey, I've heard horrible stories about Ellen.
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For every bad story you guys share, I'll donate $2 to this corona.
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People are cooped up, and they're filled with anger, and they find a target for that anger.
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They're filled with anxiety and depression and rage.
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She said, being stuck here in quarantine is like being in prison.
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I haven't changed my clothes in days and everyone's gay.
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But I think it's probably partly because that guy came out and said, hey, Ellen is mean.
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It was like, oh, I came on her show, and before I left, she didn't say hi.
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Ellen takes down video after jail joke about coronavirus self-quarantine.
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Well, there's several other articles written about her being an asshole after that.
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Don't you also think that she's one of those tooth and claw, get to the top?
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That's why she became Ellen in the first place.
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It's her way or the highway, and it runs a lot of people wrong.
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And also probably maligned most of her life because she was a lesbian, had to keep it in tight.
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Yeah, there's some darkness in there, some anger in there, you know?
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I'm wearing the same clothes and everyone's gay.
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My favorite, hating on Justin Bieber, have you seen that fucking crib?
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You know what that looks like inside, you fucking morons?
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Yeah, but the thing is, like, it's, saying it's the ugliest house ever, it's so crazy.
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Like you would go there and there'd be like a dinosaur in there.
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You just walk around butt naked with his girl and shit.
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Social media users mock this Beverly Hills house.
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Post your shitty little apartment in Studio City that you're mocking this castle from.
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You know, when I heard Justin Bieber songs, I thought it was sung by a girl.
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When someone's like, that's Justin Bieber, I'm like, what?
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Yeah, if they work out at the gym, I make them listen to fucking Skynyrd and Zeppelin.
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But I'm sure they have the stuff they like.
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Well, a lot of people should be scared, you know?
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My dad hasn't left his house, but he's also like 63, so I'm like, I get it, Papa.
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I think that when the remedy comes out, Hopefully, when they figure out what it is, we're all going to relax.
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But when Fauci was saying that we're not shaking hands anymore, ever.
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That's why I kind of like that the UFC is doing their thing.
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And also, it's like, the UFC, Dana White and Fertitta, they're cowboys, man.
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Do you think that when Francis Ngannou fought Alistair Overeem and knocked him into another dimension, do you think there's any safety in that?
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But Alistair would rather have Corona than need that uppercut.
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Also, I mean, Tony's probably the oldest guy on the card at 36. Yeah.
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If Tony, let's say worst-case scenario, all the fighters got Corona...
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If Tony Ferguson gets Corona, you'll see him the next day running hills.
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With a mask on, so he doesn't give it to other people.
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Now, as long as those fighters don't go back home and their grandparents are around, that's where it gets dicey.
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But I'm assuming they're not fucking idiots.
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I just wish there was a way to tell if you had it.
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Because so many people are asymptomatic, you know, there's a lot of people that didn't feel any symptoms at all and they found out that they had it and like, whoa.
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I wish there was a better way to know if you had it.
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But even if there's not, again, you look at the odds, the chances are, and this is why Dana and the guys are going on with the fight, it's like, everyone should be fine.
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COVID-19 tests expected for fighters, coaches prior to UFC 249. So they're going to test them, and I think what they're doing at the event is they're going to temperature test everybody.
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Temperature testing, again, to play devil's advocate, it's a little tough because, again, some people have and don't show symptoms for two days or show symptoms at all.
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Expected to send test kits to fighters and teams ahead of the event, which is currently rumored to take place at Tachi Palace Casino in Lemoore, California.
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A second round of testing is also expected to take place on site at 249.
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Testing is one of the strongest measures the promotion can take to ensure that those who attend the event are negative for the coronavirus, which is an incubation period of up to 14 days.
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It doesn't completely eliminate the possibility of spreading the virus.
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According to the CDC, it's possible a person in the early stages of infection could test negative on the tests recognized by the Public Health Institute.
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They're still finalizing the lineup, but they believe Francis will be co-main event.
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But who do they have at the main event on ESPN? That's the fucking sweetener.
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That's the little taste of meth that gets you to buy the pay-per-view.
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You're going to be getting high October 24th.
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We're going to get high as fuck in Vancouver.
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And go to the prelims and see who's going to be there.
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And then the bottom is Marlon Vera and Ray Borg.
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So what they'll do is they'll move up Michael Johnson and Kama Worthy.
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They'll move that to ESPN. Do you know what I heard?
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I heard the fighters are going to be fine, but I heard the commentators are going to be in super danger of getting Corona.
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So you shouldn't do it, and we should do a Fight Companion.
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I selfishly don't want you to do it at all, so we can do a great fight campaign.
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I selfishly don't want to do it too, but I also, I'm very curious about what it's like to see a fight in an arena with no one there.
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I mean, granted, it was in the arena, but it just feels different.
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It's going to sound really weird because I scream a lot, too.
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They're going to hear what I think should be done.
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Yeah, for DC. If DC's going to be there with me, if someone's wrestling.
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Well, listen, I said that I would do it if it was going to be in America.
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I said, look, man, you do it in America, I'm going to do it.
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It's on an Indian reservation, which means it's not sanctioned by any athletic commission.
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It says that all of their international events, they work together with the Nevada Commission to sanction them, and the ABC, which is the Association of Boxing Commission and Combative Sports, says this will be a sanctioned event.
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So how do they skirt the California rules for combat sports, then?
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Because they're technically not in the jurisdiction, right?
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Association of Boxing Commission in Combat of Sports.
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So the ABC, which is the Association of Boxing and Combat of Sports, released a statement saying that it's taking place on tribal land.
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When the UFC does international events, they regulate themselves using Nevada State Athletic Commission inspectors, and this event on sovereign land is no different.
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If Bellator, World PFL, if they were like, fuck California Commission, we're going to do it on Native American land in California, they would never be allowed to work here again.
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That Athletic Commission would be like, dude, you fucked so much, we're not doing it.
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But the UFC is such a juggernaut, I don't think California is going to flex on them.
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And the UFC has a close relationship with California.
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Well, California Athletic Commission is run by Andy Foster.
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With the whole Jon Jones stuff, remember all that?
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So he has a pretty tight relationship with the UFC and Dana White, so I don't think it's going to be an issue for them.
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Not by the California Athletic Commission, though.
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Here's what else is kind of interesting about this, is it's great Dana's put it on, he made it happen.
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But you realize that one of the reasons they're making it happen is there's a little bit of desperation because they have to put on 40-something fights.
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They have to put on 42 fights to get their $750 million from ESPN. They have to do that.
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And then they're gonna go to Fuck Island, right?
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We would treat events held on Mystery Islands the same way as well.
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So the UFC, you can sense it, and you know this.
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There's a little bit of desperation where they have to put on the fights to get that 750 million bucks.
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They had to figure out how to keep having fights.
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It's desperate because they need to do something.
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I mean, the UFC is one of the rare people that WME owns that's not fucked right now in terms of, like, firing employees.
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And there was an article written that the UFC fired a bunch of employees.
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William Morris let go some of the agents' employees, but UFC didn't.
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I'd say that's more credit to Dana than WME. Yeah.
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We're going to figure out how to make these fights happen.
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They just jammed those motherfuckers on Fuck Island.
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No one knows where the island is, though, right?
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Yeah, and then all the international fighters are going to fight there.
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Henry Cejudo, the real king has already told you that we're fighting May 9th.
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They said that a lot of Brazilian fighters couldn't get visas for UFC 250. Oh, is that why Aldo's not fighting?
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Hey, but also, to be fair, Dominic Cruz versus Henry Sudo is a better fight.
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It does show it on the record, but I thought that was a bad decision.
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Horrible decision, but it's tough to give him that nod.
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Not if you're the UFC. You go, fuck those judges.
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Guy that lost a fight's getting a title shot.
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Interim belts are hilarious, but in this case...
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I mean, he's on the longest winning streak in UFC history, I think.
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I mean, he hasn't lost since he got his arm broken in the Michael Johnson fight.
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Tony first and Justin Gaethje are gonna be complete violence.
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Tony's probably not gonna fight for a little while.
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So I'm assuming we're going to be back to normal.
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Tony's not going to be ready unless he smokes Justin Gaethje.
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So you're going to get Conor Khabib 2 in between that.
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Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo.
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Yeah, but Khabib doesn't want to fight Conor.
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The thing is, all that shit that he went through with Conor talking shit, Conor's already talking shit.
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It's not like he's going to stop talking shit.
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So Khabib has to endure all that stuff again until he can get a hold of him one more time.
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Don't you think Conor has to beat one more person other than Cowboy?
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You would think, but again, it's Conor McGregor.
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Especially if it takes place on Fuck Island.
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Khabib's little mermaid leg wrap thing that he does.
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Yeah, but I think you need a little bit of a layoff.
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So then, you know, because you're doing this fight, which, praise the fight gods, we're getting.
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But Ramadan's in August, so Khabib has to fight in between there.
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Fights when he knows that there's going to be fights.
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He's probably got so much money right now.
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And he's in Russia and they, like, worship him.
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He drives a fucking, like, a Toyota Tundra.
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The guy's a multi-multi-millionaire and doesn't floss at all.
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You look at him, he wears, like, sweatsuits and shit.
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Doesn't have a fancy watch, doesn't have fancy shoes.
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He's the total polar opposite of Conor in that regard.
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Yeah, Conor's wearing half a million dollar watches while he's hitting the speed dial.
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He's hitting a cobra bag with a fucking half a million dollar watch on it.
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I don't know how much that watch cost, but it looked expensive.
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Because you got Tony, who's labeled as the crazy guy, right?
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He's staring down with Khabib, and he's telling Khabib to take your glasses off.
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He's like, what the fuck is going on here?
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I gotta deal with Connor throwing money in my face all the fucking time?
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He's wearing weightlifting gloves and he's got his sleeves rolled up.
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I'll tell you, if Jesse were able to pull this off, Justin Gaethje, Khabib is a fucking fight, man.
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He can wrestle and he's super dangerous standing up and it's really hard to take him down.
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If he doesn't want to get taken down, it's a real hard go.
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Yeah, he came on Food Truck Diary and we actually got into it.
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And I love when guys address stuff because, you know, I've known Gaethje for a long, long time.
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And I always said he's pretty, he just goes caution to the wind and goes fucking, he just brawls.
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He's like, dude, you keep saying that, man.
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Well, he does know what he's doing, but it is very risky.
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I think he's calculated in that he's realizing there's a high risk, high reward thing.
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Whereas a lot of people calculate, no, I'm not doing that.
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His style of fighting, you know, that's not a long career he's looking at.
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And that's one of the reasons I think you took this fight.
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Just fucking throw caution to the wind and let the hammers fly.
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You can't do it this day and age in the UFC. You guys are too good.
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Stylebender wouldn't have beat Yoel Romero if he threw caution to the wind.
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But the way Justin does it is not totally caution to the wind.
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But with it, you get the rewards like the Edson Barbosa knockout.
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But then think about the highest level guys that he's fought.
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His best wins, Donald Cerrone and Edson Barbosa.
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And then the time he fought, who I think is a top three, top four guy, Dustin Poirier, he lost.
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And then the World Series of Fighting stuff, it's just not the UFC. Yeah, it's hard to take those.
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But I feel like, yeah, those two fights in a row that he lost.
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But I feel like when you look at his style in the Vic and Barboza fights and the Cerrone fight, I think he's gotten better.
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You ain't beating Khabib fighting like that, I don't think.
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I don't know, but I would say the odds are in my favor when I say that.
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Now, can Justin Gaethje beat anybody in the world?
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But the odds are, with that fighting style going against Khabib, or Tony for that matter, it's tough, man.
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Right, but you've got to give him an advantage striking versus Khabib.
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Do you think Khabib's going to be able to take him down easily?
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Yeah, you know, talking to some guys, I know Khabib would go against, you know, like Penn State, like Ed Ruth, who's whatever, four-time All-American, I think three-time national champion.
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I know he wrestled with him, and it does not go well.
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I know guys come in and get fucking mauled up by Khabib.
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When you hear someone like Josh Thompson and you hear these guys tell the stories about Khabib, you're like, I don't know if he'll ever lose.
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And they go, dude, we've never seen him lose a round in practice.
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Well, he lost one round ever in a fight, and that was round three against Conor where it looked like he was kind of taking the round off.
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You know, but I mean, that's what guys do when they want a final push to finish a guy, and then you wind up finishing him the next round.
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I think that rematch is, again, can Conor beat him?
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I don't know, but I think if Conor's focus has a full camp, I think that fight does go a little different.
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Well, the thing about the difference between basketball and everything else and MMA is in MMA, there's two guys that are fighting.
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Those are the ones in contact with each other.
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With basketball, everyone's fucking on top of everybody.
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Fighting five, you've got the bench, the coaches.
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Well, didn't Gavin, our governor, say something about football not coming back?
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When you talk to Trump and you hear some of these other people talk, Trump told the NFL, the commissioners, I'm planning for the NFL season to not skip a beat.
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Dude, you want to see people piss in America?
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Fuck with LSU football or Georgia football, college football.
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You know, this is a weird time, too, because it's right before the election.
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Like, imagine if this shit was going on right now and the election's, like, next week.
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That they can't admit that he's in cognitive decline.
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But we're also talking live for hours and hours and hours at a time.
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If I had a prepared thing that I was doing...
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You would be sharp as fuck if you were having one of those conversations.
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Look, if someone wants to ask me questions about things that I understand, like MMA or like comedy, like if you want to ask me questions about things that I think about and talk about all the time...
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Yeah, I can talk to you and really clearly about those things and make a lot of sense.
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He can't do that about politics, and he's been a politician forever.
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And whoever his VP is, whether it's Kamala Harris or whoever it is.
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I mean, it's sort of like when Dick Cheney was basically running the country while George Bush was the president.
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Trump's going to light him up like a Comedy Central roast.
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But he's saying, like, someone said, Biden said this.
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He probably doesn't even know what it says.
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He had a legit chance because there's a lot of people that are in the middle, a lot of people that are casually acquainted with politics, that would listen to his message of doing good for the working class people, doing good for the poor people.
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When he was on here, I was like, oh, I like that guy.
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He's just really nervous on stage and he comes in and just drops knowledge.
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If you go back and listen to him from when he was younger, he was whip smart.
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That Bernie Sanders thing was such a bummer.
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Because they turned all the stuff that I did in stand-up and things that I've said drunk and stoned on a podcast and put it in quotes as if I'm a homophobe or a transphobe or a racist.
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They just lied to make it look like Bernie was supporting some right-wing person.
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But it didn't matter as much as it made me feel like this is a dirty business.
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Like, I don't want to be a part of your dirty business.
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They're trying to change people's opinions with deception.
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It's not like they're trying to tell you how good their guy is.
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After Bernie came on, did other politicians reach out?
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Well, they reached out to the publicist, but I'm not interested in...
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Look, I'm only interested in interviewing people that I thought were interesting, that I was interested in, like Andrew Yang.
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She's so dangerous to those people that they wouldn't want...
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They were changing the rules to keep her from debating.
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After she sank Kamala Harris, they're like, this lady's too dangerous.
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People get crazy in this fucking lockdown, man.
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I go, you know, eight, ten miles on that mountain bike.
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Because you can get an amazing workout in with one kettlebell.
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You sit it in the corner of your house, you know?
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When I got Peloton, you're like, dude, that thing's for bitches.
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The thing that bugs me, though, is you look like you're running away to a mountain lion.
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Mountain lions have gone after bikers before.
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I was the first one there, so you can just see the fresh mud.
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And I was like, I remember you going, dude, you don't have a knife or anything?
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And I have this fanny pack that I ride with to keep all my stuff.
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And I'm like, and I look down, I'm like, I have nothing.
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I have a knife from this company called Half Face Blades.
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What is it like when you take a bunch of letters like ABC? What is it called when you just say ABC? You know, the American Boxing Commission?
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It's S-H-P-O-S. That's the name of the knife.
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It's shaped like if you really wanted, if you were in combat, it's got a loop for your thumb.
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So if you really wanted, if you're being attacked by a cat, I've thought this out.
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No, I don't have it here, but I'll get you one.
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I have a neoprene fanny pack that I run in.
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My cell phone sits in here, and I have that motherfucker right there.
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I was running with ear pods on and listening to music, but the problem is I run with the dog all the time.
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I want to be able to hear him, and then also...
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Do you see the picture I posted of this rattlesnake?
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I was like, dude, look at this fucking rattle.
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The thing is, you're not fighting a rattlesnake with a knife.
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So again, I usually run with headphones on, and that day I was running, I was on my bike, and I took one out for whatever reason.
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I'm running, and I hear something, and I look down, I see, I'm like, holy fuck!
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And I'm not scared of a lot, but I'm scared of snakes, man.
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You should be scared of rattlesnakes, because if they get you, it's a mess.
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Imagine a kid gets bit by a fucking rattlesnake.
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I was looking at a house once and there was a rattlesnake right in the front yard.
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Because I was like, first of all, it's these people's house.
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But with that, I'm like, and I wanted to go that way.
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I'm like, dude, please don't make me go back around six miles uphill.
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And I was like, I'm just going to fucking run by it.
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And I just had this vision in my head of him fucking leashing out if I made a quick movement.
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So I was like, I'm going to get some rocks.
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It was hitting him in the head and he's just staring at me and went, he's a pretty gangster.
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You get bit by a rattlesnake, it is a real nightmare.
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There's some horrible websites that will show you what it looks like when someone gets bit by a rattlesnake and then they have to have multiple, multiple surgeries.
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Skin grafts, all the tissue around the injury dies.
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This one guy got bit on his arm, and I want to say it took him like 13 surgeries to get back the use of his arm.
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But I mean, over years, it was like a huge, like huge rotting hole where the bite was, where you could see the bone.
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And in the mountain land, I'm thinking, because I saw the big print, I'm like, that's a big fucking cat, man.
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If there's a deer and there's a buck and a doe and then there's a bunch of other does, there should be deer everywhere.
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It should be like Pennsylvania where you can't drive at night or you're worried about hitting them.
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Pennsylvania doesn't have any mountain lions.
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We got a fuckload of cats, and we have bobcats, too.
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I don't think- But if you had a 40-pound cat trying to kill you, you'd be freaked out.
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The thing about a mountain lion killing you is it might be able to kill you, but I want to have something where I'm going to plunge it into his fucking eyeball.
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And I thought of you coming on the show being like, you guys, you and Brian's sad, and Eddie's there, and I'm gone, my seat's open.
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Dude, if you got killed by a mountain lion, I would become the mountain lion punisher.
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I'd set food out there and wear a fucking ghillie suit and be hiding in the bushes.
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Let's see if there's an image of it with the paracord.
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Either way, I'm shoving that thing into some mountain lion's eyeball.
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There's a lot of wildlife out there, but at least we don't have grizzly bears.
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But I want to be able to cut, too, not just puncture.
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But your dog hasn't encountered any snakes or anything?
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Frank Sinatra, my pit bull, when he was alive, he had been bitten three different times by rattlesnakes.
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I saw some research that was saying rattlesnakes are aware that the rattle gives them away and people are killing them, so they're not rattling as much anymore.
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Realizing the rattles give them away to humans and they get killed.
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So they got smarter and they're not rattling as much.
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I go, dude, there's the biggest rattlesnake you've ever seen about 500 yards away.
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We're going down this hill on this trail, and I ran over this stick.
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And as I'm in the air over the stick, I realize it's a rattlesnake.
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Yeah, it's a big one, like as thick as my forearm.
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That was the biggest snake I've ever seen.
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And then I started throwing rocks at him, and I was screaming at my dogs to back up.
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And I threw rocks at him, and he got off the trail, and he slithered into the bushes.
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But I remember while it was happening, I was like, whoa.
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Like if it bites you, it's not like there's going to be this tussle.
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You don't suck the poison out or cut it or any of that stuff that people say.
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You wet it with a cold, damp cloth and you get to a doctor as quick as you can.
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I think what it does is it digests the meat.
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See, what rattlesnake venom does is like when it stabs a rabbit or some shit, it doesn't have...
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Like, it's not an animal that digests things the way that we do.
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And I think one of the things it does is the poison helps digest the meat.
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Because their poison doesn't just, like, kill the thing and paralyze the thing, but it also breaks down the tissue.
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So then when it's eating it, it's like the necrosis of the tissue.
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He got bit by a baby rattlesnake, which is more dangerous because babies don't know how to control their venom.
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Babies are just like, ah, fuck it, and they release all their venom.
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So it's supposed to be more dangerous to get bit by a baby.
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No, I don't think you did make it up because I heard it before, but then I remember reading that baby rattlesnakes are no more deadly than regular rattlesnakes.
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Because he'd do a rap in every city, and then he was doing a rap from his hospital bed.
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Yeah, because the baby rattler really fucked him up.
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Well, my dogs got fucked up three different times.
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My female, she got fucked up once, and my male got fucked up three times.
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So three different times I had to bring them in.
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Yeah, but they had to get anti-venom and it's...
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It's several thousand dollars for the anti-venom, so if you're poor...
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You got some fucking dude milking the snake's venom?
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You know, you can get immune to that shit.
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Guys, they milk snakes and then they give themselves like a little bit at a time and eventually they get immune to it.
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Have you ever seen those dudes who handle snakes in church services?
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That's some old school fire and brimstone shit, man.
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Yeah, that's that same guy that he got interviewed by some woman.
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She was asking him, do you think that poor people are demons?
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But now he can't have a crowd, so it's just him and his boys.
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You know what's weird is Wrestlemania did it with no crowd.
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If you thought wrestling was weird before, try and watch it with no crowd.
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People that are doing stand-up with no crowd need to stop doing stand-up with no crowd.
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We send videos of people doing stand-up without a crowd.
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Well, not only that, but the people that are doing stand-up without a crowd, they're not good at it to begin with.
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So then they do it with no crowd and like, oh my god, this is a disaster.
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People are talking about doing Zoom stand-up.
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I mean, is that what it's going to come down to?
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If they can do that with Snake Venom, can't they do that with the fucking Corona?
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I got a show end of June in Spokane, Washington.
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But now they're the best because they've gone through it.
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But Washington is kicking more ass than California because they fucking peaked.
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01:35:16.000
Jamie, what's the latest when California is going to open up?
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01:35:22.000
It's interesting, Los Angeles County tried to have gun stores shut down, saying that they're not essential, and they put the kibosh on that with the quickness!
01:35:41.000
It's good to know how to shoot accurately and quickly.
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Yeah, because I have my guns at home, but I can't...
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I mean, I've only shot it once, and it was just some bullshit.
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You've shot it before, but that day you have to get going.
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It's a good thing to learn, to learn how to handle a gun, to learn how to use it correctly, learn all the safety procedures, but learn how to do it accurately, use the proper technique.
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It's like everything else, like martial arts or everything.
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You know, and doing it at Terran Tactical, where they trained Keanu Reeves for John Wick, and Halle Berry trained there for John Wick 3, and he trains a bunch of people for movies.
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You know, a lot of people practicing that need it for the line of duty.
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He was saying he has a lot of special forces guys there.
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He goes, a lot of them come and they don't do great because that's not, it's just not what they practice at.
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He goes, once they get it down, yeah, they're monsters.
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Training with a gun is like training with everything else.
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It's like the more you do it, the better you get at it.
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It's just most people don't get the opportunity to do what we did, to train with a guy like Taren and learn correctly, learn how to do it from a real master like that.
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To be able to be really good at shooting something.
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I was telling you and Brian, I go, can you imagine shooting a human like this?
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Imagine if someone broke into your house, Brandon.
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There are so many people that I know that are real anti-gun that got guns.
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When this whole thing went down, a buddy of mine, I don't want to say his name, but his wife was like, you can never have a gun in this house.
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Soon as this shit went down, she's like, we need to get a gun.
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01:38:05.000
Anthony Smith fights home intruder, man charged with criminal trespass.
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And the guy took everything he could throw at him.
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He said, no normal human being is able to fight like that.
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He said, I am by no means the baddest dude on the planet.
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Listen, he's top 100. Out of all the humans on the planet, Anthony Smith is one of the top 100 baddest motherfuckers that's walking the earth.
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But he's a regular Joe, and I had a hard time dealing with him, and he took everything I gave him, every punch, every knee, every elbow.
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He took every single one of them and kept fighting me.
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At one point, Smith said his mother-in-law brought him a kitchen knife, which he held to Haberman, who continued to fight him.
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Why wouldn't you just choke the fuck out of him?
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Haberman said, hey, I'm sorry, as he walked by after things calmed down.
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He said there was blood all over the computer and Haberman was cut and had swelling on his face.
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The fact that the guy only weighed 170 pounds, and it says Smith fights at 205 pounds.
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And he's smashing this dude that's a legit 60 pounds lighter than him, which is crazy.
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He said he experienced a wide range of emotions afterwards.
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I think after he fought Jon Jones, he got the rub, and he looked fantastic in the next fight with Gustafson.
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If you remember that fight, he could have easily won that fight with that DQ. Remember that?
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John hit him and they go, do you want to continue fighting or do you want to come out?
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If you're going to act out and make the news, now's the time.
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But there's also a little bit of people being angry.
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But even with Kobe's death, have you heard anyone talk like that?
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Because we're so focused on beating this fucking virus.
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I'm curious to see when all is said and done, how many more people die of the flu than of dying of COVID. Yes.
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I mean, imagine if we just do this every time there's a flu.
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Don't you think at some point with society, we're going to get to a point where people are sick of being quarantined and they're going to look at the numbers and go, okay, these are the odds of me getting it and the odds of me surviving it.
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Yeah, you shouldn't because the odds are you, you know, dying from driving in the same way.
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I mean, the other thing is when people leave the house, you're putting people at danger.
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30,000 people die every year from motor vehicle accidents in the United States?
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Well, think how many lives have been saved because of the quarantine, because of no car crashes.
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Except, have you noticed how people are driving like fucking idiots?
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I drive like I robbed a bank, and it's out of...
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I spun my car out, getting on the 405. Did you really?
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Fucking GT2. I never get to drive like this.
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And no one's on Topanga Canyon or Malibu Canyon?
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One of the things this makes me realize is how much I would love living in a smaller town.
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Because I like it when there's no traffic, man.
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It just feels different when you're driving around.
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Obviously, LA's huge, but to get to Pasadena or Hollywood or Santa Monica with no traffic...
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Like how much does it get to San Diego right now?
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Oh dude, when I do La Jolla, you have to do a Thursday night show?
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Yeah, 11's probably better, because then you don't get that 3 o'clock traffic.
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If you don't get past the OC by 2 o'clock, you're fucked, man.
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There's so many people jammed into Orange County.
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They must have a lot of COVID-19 in Orange County.
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All of California is kind of kicking ass, so I don't know.
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Two and a half hours to downtown San Diego right now.
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I started looking at ways to kind of mod it even.
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But when you talk to a Porsche enthusiast, you're like, dude, don't fucking touch it, man.
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It's one of those rare cars where right off the assembly line, they nailed it.
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I was talking about it with Cal and I said if I didn't have to be in LA for entertainment purposes and stand-up, I'd move to La Jolla.
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The house in La Jolla and it's quiet, good families.
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Now, how many restaurants are they going to be open?
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How quick do you think everything bounces back?
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So I bet people are going to be eager to bounce back, man.
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Right, but the restaurants that are going under, it's going to take a long time before they rebuild and reopen.
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The other thing is, because you're obviously a theater slash arena act, I think September, October is going to be fine for you, but June, July, August in theaters is going to be tough.
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Unless they ask people to wear a mask or some shit, or maybe at the regular kind of comedy places, like the Comedy Zones and Heliums, they don't let as many people.
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What if they're gonna test people coming in, test their temperature coming in?
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Like, imagine if you're in line and some dude's got the fever, and he's right in front of you, and they test him like, sir, you have to leave, and everyone's like, ah!
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Dude, those people were talking about out of shape.
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My thing about zombies were, always in The Walking Dead, why is this lasting years?
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The slow zombies, I feel like we could wipe them out in a day.
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And then Z-World was like, fuck that noise.
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Well, the 28 days later were the first fast zombies.
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28 Days Later is still, to me, for my money, that's the scariest fucking horror movie.
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Where people have to hack other people apart, their loved ones.
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Boyfriends and girlfriends hack each other apart when they realize the person just got it and they're about to turn.
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Before they got on the plane, she got bit.
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Yeah, because they're there and she's biting down, and he's like, bite down, this cuts her arm off.
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Yeah, well, I watched it the first time I got that far, but the other night I only got an hour into it.
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Do you think Brad Pitt sleeps with NAD drips, or what do you think?
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When he took off his shirt for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, I'm like, look at this guy.
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Meanwhile, no Instagram posts of him lifting at all.
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Think how famous you have to be to not have an Instagram.
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Yeah, but it helps to have an ability to express yourself if something comes up.
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And if you want to promote something, if you need to let people know about something.
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Yeah, but when you're doing arenas, you really kind of need something like that, man.
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Because otherwise they have to let them know through other means that cost money.
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He does mostly theaters, which to him, if people find out he's in a place that has 3,000 tickets, they're gone like that.
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It's like when you go from 3,000 to Madison Square Garden, then you're into the 18,000s.
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And in New York, are you doing regular Madison Square Garden?
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How about the comics who got their special on Netflix, like, right during the quarantine?
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And the comics like Andrew Schultz and fucking Theo Vaughn, who were gonna shoot it, like, last month and air it, they're fucked.
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Yeah, but you're going to have time to think about it.
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You're going to have time to change your perspectives on things.
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I think any thought that you have as a comic, there's a time where it's too much, but most of the time you put them out and you're like, God, I wish I had a couple months.
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Everything I've ever done, I wish I had three more months.
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Yeah, I wish I would have waited six more years.
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But also, I tell everybody, when you're doing stand-up and you're doing a special, the special is only 60-70% as funny as it is being there.
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Because part of the fun is you're at a live show with all these people.
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And you're in a trance and you're all having fun, feeding off the vibe, the energy.
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We did episode 5 last night, so I have two more to go.
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Did you get where the guy has the hot nanny?
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He's like the hottest nanny you've ever seen.
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Well, this show is fucking so strange, but if you had a TV show, like a fiction show, that was that strange?
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How about the straight kid who just turned gay?
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Have you seen, you know how he's doing his press conference?
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He said, I'll take a look just to shut the guy up.
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Like he knew it was Don, because Don's kind of crazy.
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I didn't get to the part where they go into detail about the murder for hire conviction.
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I don't know if he did or didn't light his place on fire.
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Okay, did that woman feed her husband to the tiger?
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I don't know, but you know what sucks for her?
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Got away with it because this thing's such a hit.
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Now everyone's, they open back up the case.
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And she has things that will eat hundreds of pounds of meat.
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Someone says something about killing a person with a tiger.
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And they go, yeah, you could just rub some sort of meat on the boots.
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They have found the video of his wedding online.
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And this is apparently a pretty wild tape, too.
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And these two guys that were both straight are kissing at the wedding.
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The one homeboy who was like 6'6", who was kind of the dime piece, he was like, I can't remember to fuck these tigers, and the next time I'm sucking his dick.
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That boy wanted to play with them tigers so bad.
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But Joe Exotic goes, he goes, I told him this, and this is actually a joke.
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I forget who it's from, but when he said it, I'm like, where do I know?
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Because he goes, when you watch porno, do you like the guy with the little dick or the big dick?
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You said Joe Exotic said that in the show, right?
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That boy would do anything to sell some fucking...
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Well, you think about, you're inside a fucking prison.
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You're in there with a bunch of dudes who have nothing to live for.
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If someone's got something, everybody gets something.
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It goes like fire through bushes, through the whole cell block, I would imagine.
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Chicago jail is top U.S. hotspot as virus spreads behind bars.
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At least 1,324 confirmed coronavirus cases are tied to prisons and jails across the United States, including at least 32 deaths.
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He's in a state, not New York, until everything, like, people stop dying, and then he's gonna go back.
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John Joseph sent me a video the other day of me on the Madison Square Garden billboard.
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I thought you were saying Ari left because of the Kobe thing.
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You know, there's a few people that have not forgot about it.
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Not good for the immune system, but good for the head.
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I've been drinking one glass of wine every day.
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You don't realize how much traveling and flying fucked you up.
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Why not do a residency in LA? If you want to come see me...
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I'm thinking about going on the road sometimes, but being here a lot more.
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Think how many people would travel to LA to see you.
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Well, we get a lot of that at the Comedy Store, man.
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People that know that I'm not going to Ireland, or I'm not going to Scotland, so they'll come here.
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But I mean, I'm still doing a lot of shows, but I'm doing shows in LA too.
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I'm assuming, you know, I'm assuming there won't be a second wave of Corona or some sort of crackdown.
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That's a brilliant idea, the residency in LA. Not a bad idea.
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Well, think about what I do at the improv and at the store, where I have these Joe Rogan and Friends shows.
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And you do them all the time, every week, two, three times a week.
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Yeah, but that to me is the best way for me to stay sharp.
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How many guys do you know at your level who are doing 45?
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Most are just doing their 15 minute spot at the store, at the improv or factory.
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I am, but there's no one else that does that like you.
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And I've only started doing arenas the last two years.
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You can't be fucking around when there's 15,000 people who paid money to hear you talk.
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I've worked harder this past year to ramp everything up than I ever have with stand-up.
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Makes me realize that you can get more out of it.
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The thing is people expect you as a stand-up to drop off after a while.
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Because they don't relate to the average person.
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You know, you're going to break a few eggs, but you're going to make a lot of omelets.
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I just miss, in this whole corona thing, I think the thing I miss the most, besides going on the road, I miss it so bad, is just hanging out with, seeing everybody.
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I mean, I text everybody, but it's just not the same, is it?
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Joey, I'd offer you this joint, but I know you don't want none.
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Yeah, Joey just calls, so I spend a lot of time talking to him.
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Going to the store, it's like, dude, the party when we get back.
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What is that going to be like when we get back to the store and everyone's at the back bar and everyone's hanging out, everyone's doing shows again?
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In the history of comedy, there's never been a time where you couldn't perform.
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I guess the only time with L.A. comics is when there's the strike, right?
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Back then, a lot of those guys weren't big enough names.
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I wonder how many, like, comedy clubs were around back then.
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The book makes it seem like it was a fucking...
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Do you think the store was more fun then or more fun now?
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I think back then it was like a lot of guys were doing stand-up to get TV shows or to get noticed.
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Most of the top guys, all they want to do is be really good comics.
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Well, you have freedom that way, and you don't have anybody telling you what to do, and you don't have to worry about so many different things that you have to worry about if you have a TV show.
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TV shows, you have to worry about the other actors, the writing, the network, does it get picked up, does it this, does it that?
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There's so many things outside of your control.
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And, you know, if you have a controversial act, a lot of times the networks don't want you to do stand-up.
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Like, apparently they did that to Tim Allen when he had that home improvement show, they told him, stop doing stand-up.
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I think Bob Saget, too, when he was doing Full House, he didn't do any stand-up.
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And you watch his stand-up, and you're surprised.
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I know, and you hear that, and you're like, what?
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It's also like, I think more people appreciate it as an art form now.
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Whereas back then it was like, it didn't get respect.
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That's how you made your nut and that's how you got famous on TV. Yeah.
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Well, podcasting is, right now, It's emerging as a different beast.
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But he was coming from, you've got to think, he's a pioneer in radio, in traditional radio, and he made his bones in radio, and he carved this path in radio, and then all of a sudden this thing comes along where anybody can do it.
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See, in a way, I understand his perspective because in his day, when he made it, he had to compete against all these other killers.
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So you've got all these other mourning guys all over the country.
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And then when he goes and syndicates, he'll invade Chicago.
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I remember I used to listen to Howard for a long time.
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Maybe a year ago, they brought up something because he was shitting on podcasts.
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And he goes, do podcasters even make money?
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I want to call him like, hey, long-time listener, first-time caller.
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Like, dude, you still don't give it respect?
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Who do you think he's hanging around with, though?
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He's probably hanging around his wife, maybe a few other really rich friends that are probably famous.
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But you gotta have your ear to the ground being a guy on radio all the fucking time.
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When people get so famous, it's almost impossible.
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I forget who sent it to me, but I sent it to you.
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He has like a yearly meeting with his employees.
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They get seduced by the idea of, you know, first of all, You need friends.
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You need really good friends that are like you, that are in your world.
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And I think one of the things that separates us, all of us as comics, from the rest of Hollywood is like, God damn, we're glued to each other.
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We're glued and we shit on each other and we laugh and we compliment each other and we love each other and we call each other and we tell each other we love each other.
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But also, it's not a dog-eat-dog that you're just trying to help everybody.
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Dude, when someone murders it, everybody's running out of that room telling everybody that murdered it.
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When you see Bill Burr go on stage in the main room and crush it, you're coming out and saying it, and I'm coming out and saying it, and Callan's saying it, and we're all excited.
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For the art and a love for each other and the camaraderie.
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You realize, like, it doesn't have to just be about you.
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You know when we were talking about competition earlier?
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We were talking about Jordan and Tyson and the crazy...
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Like, that's Howard Stern when it comes to radio, man.
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You gotta realize, like, that's the motherfucker that...
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Have you heard him apologize for it, the way he treated some people?
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I think one guy commits suicide and he's like, I felt bad for that.
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Because he would go in and he was like, at that time, that's what I had to do.
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Whether he had to do it or not, that's what he did.
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Everything you have to look into, you've got to look into it with perspective.
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And in my head, what Howard Stern is always going to represent is the guy who paved the way.
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Like, without him, you've got to realize there was nothing like Howard Stern before Howard Stern.
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You had Don Imus, who's kind of risque, and then here comes this really tall, long-haired, rock-and-roll type dude who doesn't give a fuck and he just wants to have porn stars on and girls are riding vibrators and people are farting songs into microphones.
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So the government, they're coming down with these huge judgments against the company that owns it.
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You know how Patrice used to say about other comics?
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And what he meant is that there's a lot of other comics that would imitate Dave Attell.
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The fact that they were fans and they were insecure.
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When I was a young man, I used to sound exactly like Richard Jenney.
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I heard myself on stage when I had been doing an open...
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Doing like a bad Richard Jenny impression with my material when I was like 21 or something like that, 22. I was like, oh my god, I'm terrible.
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Because I was such a Richard Jenny fan at the time that I was like mimicking him on stage.
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We find ourselves doing it with different acts.
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I'll find myself, it's not that I'm copying, I have a lot of mannerisms like Brian or D'Elia.
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But then eventually you break out of it and you become your own thing.
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We gotta all realize that what Howard Stern did before anybody Was he created this radio chaos.
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We had these people, these whack packers, were out of their fucking minds.
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And he would interview them and talk to all these nutty fucking people.
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And then remember he had celebrities on, but he wasn't like, oh, how's your movie?
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And then they wouldn't answer it, but then he would circle back down somehow and get it out of them.
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And he made it possible for people to talk the way we talk.
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And then Opie and Anthony were the next important phase.
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Whereas Howard is the man behind the switchboard, and Howard is in control of his universe.
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With Opie and Anthony, people would just show up.
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Like, I'd be on the air and it would be like four or five other comics there.
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But what Opie and Anthony were, were the first loose hang.
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You know, it's like Anthony would kind of be orchestrating it a little bit, keeping an eye on everything, making sure it didn't get out of hand.
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He's a guy who grew up doing construction, and that's literally how he got into radio, but is also very intelligent, very inquisitive.
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So he's got a regular guy sensibility, but he's also very fucking smart.
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And then Norton, who's a great comic himself, would be there, and he'd be Colin Quinn, and Bill Burr, and me, and Shafir, and all this madness, man.
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But that's what made podcasts become what they are.
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Because those guys let comics just hang out and talk.
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No one had ever let comics just hang out and run the show before Opie and Anthony.
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So the big steps to podcasting were Howard Stern is the most important.
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And then after Howard Stern, these are Howard Stern's babies.
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Howard Stern's babies are like Opie and Anthony were Howard Stern's babies.
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Just like a comic would imitate Dave Attell when he's a young guy.
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And then as he gets older, he finds his own speed.
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And there's a lot of comics right now that are top-level guys that I bet if you watched them 10, 15 years ago, they would sound a lot like someone else.
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And then Opie and Anthony open up the door to podcasting.
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Kristina Pazitsky and him together have their style.
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They have a great podcast too, but it's just like the world is more bountiful than it was back then.
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It's not like Burt and Burr are competing against Burt.
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What if Burt's show Was run by one production company, but Burt and Burr were run by a different, and they're both going to be at noon, and you have to listen to one or the other, and Burt and Burr are in this fucking argument.
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Now it's like we were trapped in these tunnels.
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And we got to the top of the tunnel and there's all the air you want.
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And then it might get seen by a million people.
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Like that fucking coronavirus song that I reposted on my Instagram.
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I got a couple people saying that they've also created the song first or whatever, so I don't know who did that.
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Whoever did it, I hope nobody got robbed, but whoever did it, those dudes were hilarious and it got millions and millions of views.
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There's nothing from 20 years ago, 30 years ago, where a regular guy could do something and by itself would get millions and millions of views.
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But today, if you see some shit that's really funny and you send it to me and I send it to Jamie and it just starts going, that's what happens.
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Yeah, it's Reggie, Reggie Bay B2 and somehow or another.
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He's got, he's doing so well that he's got fake Instagram sites where people pretend they're him.
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All of his shit is just, they're doing sketches.
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It's just funny dudes in Chicago that are hustling and are constantly making content.
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The other one is Stix, S-T-I-X underscore 808, and then Funny Man Gaitlin, G-A-I-T-L-I-N, and then Laid3.
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And then Vinnie Pazienza, Boxcutter Pazzy, who has been on the podcast before.
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I found it on his Instagram, so I reposted his.
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30 years ago, where one dude could make something and it could go to something like Instagram, where in this case three or four dudes could do it, and it could go to something like Instagram, and then all of a sudden millions of people are singing it and laughing.
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Oh, but even think with Burt and Burr, if they're like, okay, we want to do a show.
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Think of the 80s or 90s, you'd have to pitch it to a network, have them approve it, then they bring in writers.
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You're looking at how long would that take to evolve into a legit show?
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They get greenlit, then get a pilot, then test well.
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Yeah, and also people would start fucking with it.
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They would come in, Burr, I want you to dress different.
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I see people taking you more seriously if you're wearing a suit.
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Imagine if I went to a production company and said, yeah, what I want to do is smoke weed and talk a lot of shit and say things I don't really mean, but I think it's funny at the time, and then I regret it, and I'm going to drink a lot.
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Oh, and then we're going to air the fight.
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I'm going to have my three dumbass friends come.
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And we're going to smoke weed, and we're going to talk shit.
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But also, I'm going to have presidential candidates.
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When Brian and I were at Fox, they wanted to make it a TV show, like a legit TV show.
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Dude, I remember when they were telling you to not curse.
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But meanwhile, they liked you because of who you were before they came along.
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What if we replace Brian Cowen with Michael Rapaport?
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Is it because he's old and he just talks shit?
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And this thing that I really like, let's ruin it.
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But then they're like, wait, they're making how much money?
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So they went, hey, next year, the deal's up in December.
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They went, all right, well, December's your last month, and I think we're in October.
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We're just going to go do our own thing and take all the money.
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He goes, I don't want to hear about this on your podcast.
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So in December, our contract's up because I want half our shit.
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I tried going back the next day, and there's security out front.
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Well, that's a real clear changing of the guard.
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Where that old school mentality, they think that they own the talent.
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The idea that they think they should have 50% just by...
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He goes, just how you have your black belt in fighting, I have my black belt in entertainment team.
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I would fall on the ground and start curling up in a fetal position laughing if someone said that to me.
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I was like, I have no idea what you're referring to.
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You know how to rob people out of the percentage that they really deserve?
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I went, if you can show me why you guys deserve 50%, I'll give you 50. Go.
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I can do this up the street and we can get more views, dude.
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I had a guy not that long ago ask for 50% of my podcast to be a part of a network.
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Well, even now, certain comics want to start podcasts, go, hey, this network podcast came to me, they want 50%, but they're going to give me a studio.
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You're pretending that they couldn't do it without you if you want 50%.
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If it's the Brendan and Joe show, well, it kind of has to be 50% because it's both of us, right?
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Or we could do it with Steve, the network executive.
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That means you're saying I couldn't do it without you.
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You've got to realize, if you're thinking about Hawaii Five-0, the production company has a deal with the network, and they put it together, and everybody gets paid.
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And the people that are putting it on television have a giant chunk of that.
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That's the studio executives, the network executives.
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You go to their houses, they're big fucking parties.
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Dude, I'd go to some of their houses, man.
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They're taking your stuff and they're the critical mechanism that is necessary to get you on television.
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Our heads are through the fucking holes and now we're looking out at this open air.
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There's no need for someone to take 50% anymore.
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No, people don't give a fuck if it's on Fox, HBO. But that's how they always operated.
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And those fans, those subscribers of whatever network, they're going to follow me if I'm here, if I'm here, if I'm here.
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And if they were in that system 20 years ago, this was the system.
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The system is you make deals, you put together shows, you're getting it on the air.
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If you got on CBS back in 2000, it was a very important thing.
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It's like everybody has a CBS. Like these gentlemen who made that video on the coronavirus, they...
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All it has to do is get to one of these social media sites.
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But also, if it's good, people are going to find you.
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Once again, that's G-M-A... I'm going to follow him right now so you hear it.
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A lot of times when they text someone, all of a sudden they send you back, would you like to update your contact picture?
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Oh, he has a video, his own video of that song?
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And then those other boys took it and just blew it up.
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But, you know, this is one of those things that happens sometimes.
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Like, you don't know who the fuck made a video.
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Someone makes a great video and then everyone else kind of jumps on that trend, taking that sound.
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There was a video I saw just yesterday or two days ago about the government telling all government employees not have TikTok on their government-issued cell phones.
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Yeah, and someone made some really grandiose statement like TikTok is like a government operative application or something like that.
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Yeah, that it's like some sort of fucking espionage tool.
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The U.S. Army has banned TikTok from use on government phones, reversing its policy on the entertainment app, which it recently used as a recruiting tool.
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They were doing, like, army dances and shit?
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They have their own video game to recruit people.
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They had a reality show that a buddy of mine was filming.
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But there was also another company that was saying that it was dangerous.
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You know, Google did something like that recently.
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Senators want to ban TikTok from government phones.
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But the point is, if you have an app like that, and say some shady person makes that app, who knows if that app's turned on the microphone just listening to you all the time.
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Dude, there's so many times where you'll talk about something, and then you see that thing you talked about mentioned in your Google Ads, and you're like, what?
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Dude, if we'll talk about Porsches or those knives, fans will send me screenshots of like, dude, I was listening to your podcast, then I went to go search the web, and I got this ad.
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It's like a Porsche or the knives or the whiskey.
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We have to take back our personal sovereignty, our mental sovereignty.
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Like advertising, there's nothing wrong with advertising sometimes.
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But sometimes it makes you think, like, man, how much is this changing the way I look at stuff?
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I think what's scary is how the most disciplined people I know who are addicted to their phones.
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Like, man, it's more addicting than any drug, any alcohol, any, I mean, the cell phone.
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The most disciplined people I know, I'll see them on their cell phones like, fuck, damn.
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Yeah, I have an addict folder on my phone where my Twitter, my Instagram, and my Instagram repost thing is all in one folder.
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But sometimes it's also, the problem is too, there's a mixture of business stuff that I have to do.
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Like I get emails and I have to respond to important things.
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But then while I'm on the phone, I'm like, hmm, let's see what's on YouTube.
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I'll click on Twitter, and that's where I get all my news.
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And then you have a thought, and you Google that thought, and then you go down a rabbit hole, and you're like, motherfucker.
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And then someone will send me something cool, and I'll click on that.
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Right now, there's never been a time where there's...
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Think about what a better time it is, entertainment-wise, to be quarantined.
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I'll think if we were quarantined in the 90s, we'd be fucked.
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You know, I was having a conversation with my wife about this last night and she's like, I think theaters are done.
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Small potential, because there are lots of different companies that could do it.
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They could maybe open up to maybe 50 people and you're just separated by two chairs or something like that.
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Yeah, I think they think movie theaters are done, too, in that Apple TV has opened up the door during this quarantine to get new movies.
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But they had a bunch of new movies that were supposed to come out in the movie theater.
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I think they should release those bitches.
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They make all their money in theaters, though.
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If they come out with a badass James Bond film...
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And everybody texts their friend, dude, this fucking new James Bond movie is this shit.
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Listen, if you're going to have a female James Bond or whatever nonsense you're going to do next...
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Please make a 009 or 008 or something like that.
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Daniel Craig is the greatest James Bond of all time.
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I don't believe he's really kicking anybody's ass.
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I believe Daniel Craig is fucking people up.
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I don't believe him as a murderous English fucking spy character.
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He's got a face that looks like he's been punched 150 times.
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There's one guy, Daniel Craig, thinking I'll eat shit.
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But he has to be a bad motherfucker, and Idris Elba's a legitimate bad motherfucker.
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Have you ever heard, who's the guy who does the Trevor Noah's bit on Black James Bond?
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Daniel Craig is right now, as of right now, he's the best ever.
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But I believe if they had a similar movie with Idris Elba, I'd believe that too.
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As a professional actor and a movie star, he had a legit Muay Thai fight.
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I think the opponent came out and was like, you know, they paid me to take a fall, right?
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But if that beautiful man beat my ass, I'd probably say that, too.
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You might have to tell people you took a fall.
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You might be even telling the truth, but you're the type of person that's willing to take a fall.
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There's people like Anthony Smith that won't win the world title versus Jon Jones by disqualification because they have character.
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So if you're the type of people who takes a dive, how am I going to believe you anyway?
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I think he fucked you up and you don't like it.
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Dude, I don't think movie theaters are going to be dead because I think everyone likes the experience of leaving the house.
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You know that you're not really going to watch the movie because you plan on deep-dicking, right?
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So you'll let them pick some stupid movie that you're never going to watch.
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Some Reese Witherspoon, Legally Blonde, too.
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You're thinking of the mauling you're going to do.
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I'll never forget when we get to the front and be like, you have late fees of $275.
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Oh, my mom would be like, can we just, listen, let's just do this and then we'll be back next week and I will pay it.
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Those little mom and pop little fucking ones that had the porno section they had to kick open like the outdoor Josie Wales.
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You know the outlaw Josie Wales when they always kick open those saloon doors?
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That's Joey Diaz's famous, one of those biggest references.
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He's always talking about kicking open saloon doors like the outlaw Josie Wales.
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37. But there was a video store, and I'll never forget this thing.
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How old were you when you were looking at the porn section of the mom and pop video stores?
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I would sneak in around 10 or 11 just to peek back there because they were velvet, like crust velvet, maroon curtains.
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Dude, you'd have to open those beads and people would hear the clickety-clickety clack of your pervertedness.
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Just picking up boxes, looking at them like you're looking at a normal movie.
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It was a weird time, where everybody knew that everybody else watched porn too, so we were all like, yeah, yeah, yeah, how you doing, Mike?
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And then, you know, maybe, that was like, if you have good friends, good friends would tell each other they'd beat off.
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There's a lot of guys out there lying to each other.
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I used to have a bit that I never wound up putting this on a special.
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I think it was Triggered or one of the other ones.
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But I had a whole bit about when I was a kid, we would find porn in the forest.
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They're so scared of the fact they beat off.
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They have to hide their shit in the woods.
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Yeah, because I think the problem was sometimes I get on a subject and I do too much on that subject.
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I might have had too many jerking off jokes.
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Nothing better than a jerking off joke, man.
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You have to fucking, but you have to, if you're doing a whole special and you have 28 minutes of jerking off jokes, you gotta edit out 10 of that, put it aside, tighten up your ship.
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But that's a thing like that back then, you know, it never existed before.
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So when I was a kid, when I was in high school, that's when the VHS tape became common in households, in my neighborhood at least.
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But I remember the first time I ever saw TV on a thing that you could push into the television and watch it and play it.
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And then people figured out that this is a good way to watch people fuck.
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By the time I was a senior in high school, it went from freshman in high school, nobody watched people fuck, to senior high school, all of my friends were stealing tapes from their dads and buying them off other dudes.
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Was Faces of Death big when you were- Yes, that was just after high school.
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Just after high school, dudes had Faces of Death, and then there was also shit like Barnyard Betty, where there was this poor- Fetal alcohol syndrome baby that grew up to be a fucked up lady who was on drugs is having sex with all these different barnyard animals and you're like, oh my god.
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And so I was at my friend Billy's house and we went down to his basement and we're watching it on the TV and our other friend Ron is guarding the door.
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He's making sure that nobody opens up the door for parents.
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So he's like, look out at the door while we're watching this chick suck off a German Shepherd.
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Because, you know, we were like 20 or something like that, and we couldn't believe that, to any 20-year-old kid, if you said, did you know that there's ladies that if you pay them enough money they'll suck off dogs?
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Yeah, here's a whole Reddit fucking subthread.
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A subreddit dedicated entirely to chicks who blow dogs.
02:37:06.000
So VCR was released in 1977 in the United States.
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And then in 1985, a mathematics teacher showed it to his class in Escondido High School.
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They developed an unnatural fear of dying and suffering emotional distress.
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Yeah, I couldn't watch that when I was in high school.
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The other thing is, how much of it was real, though?
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I'm sorry, what year did you say the VHS was invented in 76?
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77. So I was in ninth grade in 1981. That was my first year as a high school student.
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So that was like right when that was kind of kicking in.
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A new invention, like a thing that you can play tape and you can watch movies in your house, that took a year or two back then to spread across the whole country.
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Because VCR took off in Japan and this says Betamax came out in 1975. Yeah.
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What you mean is VHS. VHS was inferior to Betamax, but Betamax was a Sony product, and it was only Sony.
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Bro, I remember we'd go to the gym and dudes would have a disc man on their hip.
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A big yellow plastic thing where the CD would sit in it and they'd be at the gym lifting and be like, look how cool that guy looks.
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They called the skip protection ESP because it looked ahead and wouldn't forget.
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I remember when they first figured out how to do that in cars, I was like, God, they nailed it.
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Because before, if you were driving in your car and you hit a bump, your fucking music would ruin.
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It was basically you're driving around at a record player.
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But they did have a record player for a car even before that.
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They had record players for cars in like the 50s.
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You know the thing is, we don't know if that's photoshopped.
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You're gonna be able to do, like a regular person is gonna be able to do whatever they want.
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If you've got one of those of Daniel Craig or John Lennon.
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John Lennon's driving around with a record player in his Cadillac.
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But in the future, you're going to be able to watch a video.
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Do you know how many chicks people have taken my face and put on their body?
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Especially in ridiculous workout selfies that I take.
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Like when I'm done working out and I'm all sweaty and I feel pumped.
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It looks pretty real, but here's the thing, man.
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They're gonna be able to do that with computer programs where you don't need to just put it on an existing video.
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And it's going to be a dude, and then it's going to be, he's going to just go in there, and you're going to have whatever girl you want.
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You'll probably get rid of the actor, because they'll be able to put that in movies, whoever you want.
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There's going to be crazy lawsuits where people are trying to stop people from using their face and their artificial body in porn.
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And the arguments are going to be that it's art.
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Yeah, but it's not if it's a painting of someone.
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I think if someone paints me and they sell it, I don't have any say in that.
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Now, what if they paint me and it's so realistic?
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That it looks exactly like me, and I got a dick in my mouth, and they're selling it.
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What if instead of paint, they do a digital photograph?
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So they make a photograph with a computer of me.
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It looks just like me, doing something I've never done before.
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Like running out of there with a bag of cash and a pistol in my hand.
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It's not a pre-existing photograph where they just superimpose my face.
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So why wouldn't it be, especially, it's going to be disturbing for female celebrities.
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It could be you with a giant vagina, giving birth.
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If you guys don't know how crazy this Epstein story is, in Jeffrey Epstein's house in New York City, which was $70 million, worth $70 million, who someone gave him.
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He's got a painting of Bill Clinton in a dress pointing at him.
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It might have been Monica Lewinsky's dress.
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So in his living room, he had a painting of Bill Clinton dressed up like a woman.
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It's almost like they held stuff over these guys to the point where they could humiliate them.
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If Bill came over to his house, he would see that.
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I don't care if you're the former president.
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Michael Badden, that fucking guy from that HBO autopsy series, he talks about it in depth.
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He's like, no, these are injuries consistent with someone who's been choked.
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When you hang yourself, it goes up like that because your whole weight is up there.
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I think Harvey Weinstein's the next to go.
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Yeah, we talked about this yesterday, right?
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I've heard that argument before, but I think that he's got more to lose than he does to gain.
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Because if he says something like, yeah, all those Hollywood starlets, they all sucked my dick and that's how they got famous.
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They were playing the game, but that game's illegal.
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And so the whole reason why he's in jail for the rest of his life is because that game's illegal.
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Jeffrey Epstein's Hollywood pipeline ran straight to Harvey Weinstein.
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Well, I would make up a bunch of stories about aliens now that Harvey's in the pokey, probably for the rest of his life.
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If I ran some of them dubious websites, I would start writing the most ridiculous stories I am related to someone who was propositioned by Harvey Weinstein and said that he could make her a star.
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Was there no Google back in this fucking...
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It might have been actually a long time ago.
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She's like, well, the guy always told the truth.
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Like, if you told him, if you suck my dick, I'm going to put you in this movie.
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But then again, how does a guy like him ever fuck a 10?
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And you imagine how stunned he must have been?
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Imagine you're banging some of the most famous, hottest women in the world, and you're this monster.
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Pretty sure they moved him to the hospital with corona.
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Dave Chappelle had a fucking hilarious take on that.
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He goes, "There's very few dudes where you look at him and go, 'Oh yeah, he rapes!'" That was in that Belly Room comedy special that he did with his walker.
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But if a guy like him grew up in that Hollywood system, he's probably...
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You know, like a really extreme version of how they all did it.
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The casting couch is an expression for a reason.
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I mean, but we know that that happened, right?
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I'm just saying we know of it as a historical reality.
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You know, just like we know barbarians used to be real.
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But it's also, it's like there's this fucking vortex of things that are happening.
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And this guy figured out that there's a system.
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If you get people's attention and make them famous, then you can make a lot of money if you make good choices and you're smart about how you do it.
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And you control your addiction just enough to keep making movies.
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Welcome to RV. What do you do if you're one of those gals?
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But if I was a man, like it was me and it was my daughter, you know, like every man in this room, like every person's room, and that guy propositioned my daughter and offered her money in exchange or offered her sex.
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In exchange for a movie, I'd be like, no, I'd want to kick his ass.
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All UFC events postponed indefinitely due to COVID-19.
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Dana White says he's ready to promote the event, but things were taken out of his control.
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The government stepped in and said, you ain't doing shit.
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Well, that saves me a lot of fucking thinking.
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The only thing that worried me is that if I contracted something and then I came in contact with other people.
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So what I was gonna do is do it if I definitely could get tested.
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And then I would have to know the results before I come back.
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Jamie was saying there's a new type of test that they're working on.
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They don't have it officially done yet, I guess.
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But when I was reading the stuff about the NBA, it said that they have a potential...
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Like maybe a diabetic type test where you can prick a finger, get a little bit of blood, and they can get something within 5 to 10 minutes.
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I believe it also said it was hypothetical and like if they can get that done or get it mass produced or whatever it is and it works and it's accurate, then they will proceed, but...
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Dude, there's an article in The Atlantic about tracking you with cell phones and tracking you in comparison to trusted people that have tested negative.
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Like that could be the way that we could release people from quarantine.
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We're gonna go full Eddie Bravo on something like this.
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It's sort of like they have to keep their health app up to date.
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Yeah, but I think this is a different kind of thing.
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You have to have been certified that you tested clean for COVID, and then it's on your phone.
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A digital certificate or something like that, yeah.
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Because then they can restrict your travel just based on whether or not- If you're sick, though?
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We've always just accepted that people can be sick and we prefer freedom over 100% safety.
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We've always accepted- We're not doing that now, Joe.
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And if we decide to keep going further down that rabbit hole where we make someone carry a device, where you can track their location, you have to have it to travel.
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You have to have a phone, and I have to be able to see what you've been up to.
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And you go to the airport, and they're like, I think you have cancer.
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They're like, no, no, no, I just did coke.
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But there's a slippery road if you tell people they have to have a phone everywhere they go.
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You could have a driver's license or a passport and you can get on a plane and you're fine.
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And I'm not saying you shouldn't have a phone, but I'm saying if someone's gonna tell you That you have to have a phone everywhere you go.
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Because they're going to be able to track you 100%.
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But what if it's just like the way you scan your boarding pass?
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It's not a knock on Google, but all Google has done with basically just the information that they give to companies on what your activities are.
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The reason why when you're talking about things and these Google Ads pop up Why is that?
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Why when you look up something, you find those ads and everything?
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Well, it's because they're trying to sell you things, right?
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They're monitoring what you're looking at, yeah.
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Yeah, trying to figure out what makes you tick.
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If you could track people, who's going to pay for all that software and all that stuff?
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But imagine if you could track people, if they could go everywhere, and while they're doing their life, you know everything they do.
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You gave an app on them that they can't leave behind that checks their health.
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There should never be a group that has more power over an individual rather than another individual.
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The thing about having a massive group that can tell one person that they can or can't do something is it can be abused.
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If we all follow the same rules and the same laws, then okay, we all agree.
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We all have the same amount of control and power over each other's lives.
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But as soon as you have more control than the person who you're monitoring, then things can get weird.
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So if you give the power of constant surveillance in exchange for the freedom to be able to go everywhere you want and the relieving of quarantine, we just want to know you're healthy.
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It's not that they thought this through and this was their end goal.
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No, I think people take advantage of things that happen.
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What's more likely is a crazy thing happens and people automatically take advantage when they find an opportunity.
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When you look at the stuff that Edward Snowden found out about the NSA, of course they would.
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Dude, I want to know who shut down UFC 249 because we know how adamant Dana is.
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Supposed to happen April 18th has been cancelled.
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Dana White confirms that he was asked to stand down by top Disney ESPN executives and he is doing so.
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Well, I think they made probably a risk assessment, and then they made a calculation of what the negative aspects of going against government regulations, in terms of state government, would be.
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Imagine being the president of the UFC. Fuck all that.
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Imagine having all these fights that you have to make and having all this pressure on you.
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And you're also like a famous guy like Dana is.
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Dana, president of the UFC is second only to president of the United States.
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But the most important thing is he's like a psychotic driving force for the most exciting organization in the world.
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And I don't think the organization gets where it is without Dana White.
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I think you have to have a crazy person in the wheel.
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Hopefully you didn't put money down because we're shutting all that down.
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And then they're probably like, this is the only thing that's up and running.
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And I think, I wish they would have let them go.
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Because everyone would have been just fucking fine.
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As long as the right precautions are in place, I agree.
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But the thing is, it's like you've got to measure.
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If this was like just in any other disease where we understood it better, I would be way more confident.
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I don't want people who are less, like, robust...
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So we got to figure out like what the fuck this virus is?
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And then it makes sense that we're a little bit more loose with our regulations.
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Like, he's not in shape compared to Tony Ferguson.
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Dude, how funny is it when people get busted with a fake story of some sort of athletic past?
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He'd be like, I fought Chick Congo in the beach.
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I told Brian, I'm telling you, that guy's full of shit, Brian.
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I'm telling you, we can track all of this.
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Dude, I had a guy who made me talk to his friend because his friend knocked out Chuck Liddell in one of the early UFCs.
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And this guy's insisting that he knocked out Chuck Liddell in one of the early UFCs and he insists that I know.
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He was like a bouncer at a nightclub, and he made me talk to his friend.
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He goes, dude, he wrestled at ASU. I go, well, my coach wrestled at ASU. I go, how old is your guy?
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Then Brian goes, dude, Brendan's coach was at ASU when he said you were there.
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Well, D1 programs don't let people volunteer to work out with the wrestling team.
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Yeah, we got a farmer who wants to come in and do backflips.
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And he had this dude take him to the woods where he's going to fight an akumite.
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And the guy has a fucking big ol' sack with him.
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Like a big ol' bag that he would carry with you.
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He goes, I'll be back in two days, you know, and hopefully I'll win this thing.
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The guy drops him off and he goes into the woods.
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His friend comes back and he's holding a trophy.
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And this guy came out of the woods holding this trophy saying that he won this in this kumite.
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And the guy's like, but that's the same size as the bag that you had.
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So this dude basically just went camping and decided that would be the thing.
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He was going to tell everybody he fought in some no-rules karate tournament in the forest.
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So his friends are like, wow, this is just like a movie!
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The dude just goes walking down this dirt road like he's fucking Kwai Chang Kane.
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Imagine thinking, I got these motherfuckers.
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He's like, man, it got dicey, but I pulled it off.
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It got crazy in the first fight, but the next eight fights were all me.
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Anything you can do like that in the forest is more...
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That's what would have been cool about this UFC thing.
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Well, the good news is it's pure, our response to this, because it happened in the moment.
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The island might still be in play because all the other leagues are still figuring out that remote situation to figure out soccer, baseball, basketball.
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Well, if you could control an island, if it's a small island, if you could control the whole island and test everybody...
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How much money is the UFC going to be spending on these private jets to fly?
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How much money are they going to be making with the reality show about moving the UFC to the island?
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I'm watching Dana White with his crazy screaming and running around trying to figure out how to...
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Trying to figure out how to get a fight to an island and coming up with an idea of an island and international waters and who owns the island?
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And then the government chats him on the phone call with, yes, Mr. Trump.
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We told you you have to throw those 40-something fights.
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I think people are gonna hopefully realize that the worst is behind us.
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I think maybe the numbers are gonna be like this.
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I'm hoping, obviously I'm hoping the current treatment is the one that works, but if that's not the one that works, maybe they find something just as good.
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This is one of the weird things about home remedies and homeopathic chores to fucking ruthless pandemics.
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But people were saying quinine in tonic water and zinc together are a good combination.
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Someone was saying that it somehow or another mimics what that malaria drug does.
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Just looking up tonic water, Wikipedia says tonic water is a carbonated drink in which quinine is dissolved, originally used as a prophylactic against malaria.
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Tonic water usually now has a significantly lower quinine content and is consumed for its distinctive bitter flavor.
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But if you can get quinine, forget about tonic water, if you can actually, quinine mimics that malarial drug?
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Again, this is probably when they first made it, back when Coke had Coke in it.
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This is how those people die drinking pool cleaner.
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That dude died because he's like, look, it's the same letters.
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It says quinine is a medication for malaria treatment.
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But there is a certain amount of quinine from a natural source in tonic water?
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Imagine if that was the drink they drank in places where the mosquitoes were bad.
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Quinine powder is so bitter that British officials stationed in early 19th century India had to mix it with soda and sugar so they could drink it.
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So that's probably how they made that drink to begin with.
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They made a drink with some nasty stuff that kills malaria.
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Do you know that sickle cell anemia is closely related to people that have survived malaria?
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Tiffany Haddish is actually the first person to tell me this.
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The genetic, the reason why sickle cell came about was because of an ability to fight off malaria.
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But then I looked it up and it's really interesting.
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It occurs in people who are descendants of people who are in places where malaria existed.
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So it has something to do with this resistance to malaria.
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There is also, it says at the bottom of this...
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I don't know, prescribed, but it says it's often recommended to relieve leg cramps.
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Leg cramps are no different than arm cramps, are they?
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It says that, but the FDA cautions consumers against using off-label quinine drugs to treat leg cramps, but mixing it, there's a certain amount of it that can be mixed.
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What kind of a bitch are you that you need to take a drug for a leg cramp?
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If it doesn't work, I hope vitamin C, sauna, that's what I'm doing.
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A lot of vitamin C, a lot of vitamin D. I'm going to pee so bad, dude.
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How about the fucking UFC's canceled, bro?
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And then how about the fact that it happens while we're on the podcast?
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But I'm like, God, I don't want to hear it from people that don't think it's a good idea.
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I'm not interested in putting myself at risk, but my real concern was...
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How do I know if I contract it and then I bring it back?
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So the only way I would be able to do it is to do it and then be in quarantine until I get tested.
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One thing that I wish they would offer is like a worldwide antibody test.
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And maybe they're already doing this and I'm just a moron.
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What's weird to me is the NBA got tested so fast.
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I want to find out how many people went through it.
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It'd be nice to have a test of the people that survived it.
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It'd be nice to have that, but it'd be also nice to...
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I hate to say this because I don't want to test everybody, but if we tested everybody, everybody, it was real simple.
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You don't want people having the power to fucking just force you to take a test, and that's what ultimately they would have to do if we're going to test everybody.
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You'd have to make it like the government would have to make it mandatory.
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But imagine if they tested everybody and be like, dude, we got like 99% people have had it and they didn't even know it.
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What if like 99% of the planet had it and a few of them got it really bad and people died from other people just maintained and didn't even skip a beat?
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Almost everybody gets the chicken pox eventually, right?
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Do they have a vaccine for the chicken pox though?
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I think they have a vaccine for the chicken pox.
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When a kid gets it, a lot of parents, they want to get their kid near it.
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Yeah, but that was before they had vaccines, I think.
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I mean, I'm really sure they have a vaccine for the chicken pox, and that was the idea behind it.
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That's why people would want their kids...
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I have like a little hole in my face where I pick my scab.
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I think, Jamie, you're talking about back before then.
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You'd bring your kid over around that kid so you'd develop the antibodies.
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You know, that's the other thing about diseases.
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How many times have you had the flu, but your friend didn't, and you were around them?
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How many times have someone in your house, like your wife, have the flu, and you don't have it?
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What is the difference between someone who gets it and someone who doesn't?
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It's also how well your body fights off that flu.
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And that's something I think is going to help all of us to concentrate on now.
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You know, I really, really, really, really hope that that's what people get out of this.
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This is the fucking kick in the ass you needed to get your life in order and to order your health.
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You'd be shocked at how hard it is to skip rope for 10 minutes.
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Someone was talking about that at some football player.
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I forget what the story was, but he was talking to this other football player's kid, or this other guy's kid, who wanted to play football, and he's like, do you skip rope?
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There's a reason why people do it for striking, too.
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When you're forced to bounce up and down on your ball, your feet like that, You get a way better sense of what your body's capable of in terms of movement.
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When I was fighting, I used to do rounds inside the cage.
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I'd do four or five minute rounds with a minute off of jump rope.
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And I'd go in the ring and bounce back and forth.
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Just think about how you're doing these little explosions over and over and over again, over and over and over again.
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And then you can get good and mix it up in speed.
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And you've developed these legs that can explode all the time.
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And then you get that on it, that thick dick jump rope, that fucking rattlesnake jump rope.
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But it's just such an underrated exercise.
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There's some positives to this quarantine for some folks.
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And one of those is you have the time to look at stuff more.
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And that's one thing that maybe was just sitting there.
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And people are like, I never thought about that for fitness.
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But you're willing to go to take a SoulCycle class on the other side of town.
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But you could just watch a YouTube video and jump rope and get a way harder workout in.
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I used to go in my garage every morning, ride that Peloton.
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I got a fucking bike now because of the quarantine.
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Part of the fun of those classes, Joe, is not just being by yourself.
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TFATK.com, the Fighter and the Kid podcast, the King and the Sting podcast, Below the Bell podcast, Jesus Christ, Food Truck Diaries.
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