#61 - Celebratin' Black History Mumf
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Summary
It's Black History Month, and we're celebrating it with a special episode of The Crypto Report. In this episode, we'll be discussing the best place to be a black or gay man in America, and why it's better than anywhere else.
Transcript
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you're listening to the crypto report exclusively on the daily stormer
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the sound you hear is what some experts claim to be a bigfoot screen
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it is regarded as the highest quality audio of the creature ever captured i'm gonna go see
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planet of the apes so i look on the iphone app and it says okay take me to this one and the guy
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goes okay i go is that in a good neighborhood he's like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah guy barely
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speaks english he takes us there we get out and we're giggling we're gonna go see planet of the
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apes we walked into africa dude we we walked in the door and there was no white people there was
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no white people joe rogan just said black people are apes
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There's nothing shocking, there's nothing shocking here
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Now let me welcome everybody to the wild, wild west
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The men, not the women, have the biggest breasts
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Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex
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We're in that sunshine state where the legal aides be
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Lean, mean, poor, and making machine service schemes
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Pedal trainees reading books for years in the classrooms
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Now I've gone fashy so they clock me and watch me
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Your city budget's bombed cause a beaner's gettin' paid
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And if you're trying to get out of comi-for-na-yay
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Thank you Peter, thank you Peter, thank you Peter, Peter, baby, Peter, mama,
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Hey everybody, welcome back to the Crypto Report.
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This is the Crypto Report for approximately three-fifths of the way through Black History
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Month, which is appropriate since according to the Constitution, blacks are what, Don?
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I mean, after all, the worst thing that a person can do in the current year is to hurt the feelings
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And I mean, we've written whole books of laws and have rearranged our entire society
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in order to make sure that black feelings are never hurt.
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And we're certainly not going to try to hurt black feelings on this Black History Month episode.
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That is month, M-U-M-F, Black History Month.
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I don't think the P-H makes the F sound in Ebonics.
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Well, there's no accounting for what niggers are going to do.
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Tomorrow, if I drive past some homeless people going about 50 or 60 miles an hour,
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I may even toss them a two-liter soda out of the moving vehicle.
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One time, when I was like 16, I was riding to Dallas with some friends.
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We were going to an ACDC concert at Reunion Arena.
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And it was wintertime, and it was real dreary, and it was cold, and it was kind of drizzling rain and stuff.
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And we got on one of these, you know, big mix masters, and we're way up on this overpass, you know,
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And there's not supposed to be any pedestrians on it.
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And there's like this crazy-looking homeless Negro walking up it.
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And one guy in the car has a super big gulp, and just one of the other guys in the car says,
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And the guy rolled the window down and just like tipped, right as we were about to get to him,
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And we looked back, and it hit that guy, it hit him right in the shoulders just perfectly.
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We were like, the lid came off, and it just went goosh all over his head and shit.
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And it was cold out, you're saying, right?
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He probably had to walk another mile just to get off that overpass.
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Yeah, he had like 44 ounces of Dr. Pepper or whatever all over him.
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They tested it where if you're going fast enough, and you just drop an icy out the window,
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Well, it's like, what do they call the one at 7-Eleven?
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Yeah, it's the same thing as a slurpee, except an icy has a polar bear.
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The only good thing on Mythbusters was putting Alka-Seltzer into bottles of soda.
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Before we start off, we need to talk about something.
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They decided that our live streams are hateful.
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And so, when we did the awesome live stream last Wednesday, they took it down.
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We don't want the streaming channel taken down.
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So, the minute that we're done doing the live stream, we wait.
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And when the thing processes and posts as a video, we copy it and take it down.
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And that way, there's nothing on the streaming channel to get strikes.
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Well, I mean, it was like 2 o'clock in the morning before we had all that done.
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And they've already taken the damn video down.
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Our trusted flaggers say it's hateful, hateful, hateful.
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And I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
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And the thing is, they list all these different reasons why.
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It's like, hateful towards people because of their race.
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Hateful towards people because of their gender.
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Hateful towards people because of their religion.
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Hateful towards people because of their veteran status.
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Now, when the fuck have I ever been hateful towards anybody because of their veteran status?
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Well, I was being hateful to him because of his race.
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And I, well, the thing is, I think that we should get a lawyer because they shouldn't
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be able to take my videos down, or our videos, excuse me.
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They shouldn't be able to take our videos down until we have violated every single possible
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We haven't just gotten halfway down the list, man.
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At that point, once we reach that point, that'd be like a badge of honor.
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And the other thing is, they say, because it promotes hate of people for the, I'm not
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Yeah, I mean, at the point at the time where I went on to a show or anything, and I said,
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You should hate someone because of their veteran status, or because of their sexual orientation.
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I just, I'm just a, I'm just a humble reporter, a hired geek of sorts.
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And I tell it like it is, and I let the listeners decide.
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Well, yeah, we have two, but we really want to only use one until we need to use one.
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We've got a lot of, we've got a lot of things going on here with this.
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Now that we have an official TKR bit tube called the Crypto Report Vault.
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And correct me if I'm wrong, Don, but the URL on that is bitten.tube forward slash the
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And there's, I think there's a Z in there somewhere.
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Damn, Phyllis, I told you to put the anal lube away before you started posting selfies
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It's like a redneck couple in some trailer.
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And they've taken a selfie of themselves in bed.
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It's like they're just, you know, in a t-shirt and shorts or whatever in bed.
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And they take some picture and they post it on Facebook.
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And people start pointing out, hey, before you take your selfie, why don't you put that
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that tube or that bottle of anal lube in the drawer or something?
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It's just this big old thing that says anal lube on it right there.
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And so, like, I read this story about this purchasing agent who felt really ridiculous
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And I'm like, what the fuck are you getting up to?
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Well, at the smut shops, at this one particular smut shop, I mean, we sold all that shit.
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Yeah, that one has, like, some sort of, like, a Novocaine type of thing.
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It has the same stuff in it as, like, what's in, you know, sunburn spray or something to
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help the faggots ease the pain or whatever.
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But the thing is, the reason I bring this up is that at one, you know, I worked at several
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of those shops for that company and at one of them behind the counter on a shelf, and
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that wasn't any 55-gallon drum, but it's this giant container of it, like a five-gallon
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But, you know, people would come in and talk about it, and they'd be like, ew, that's
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And I said, you want to know what's really gross?
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Now, if there's one thing that we all know, you know, and we've learned this from decades
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and decades of fine Jewish programming on the television and fine Jewish writing in the newspapers
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and such, that if there's one group that has been horribly done by, it's the Blacks.
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And even more so than women who claim they're raped, you have to always believe a Black who
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says he has been lynched or attempted lynched.
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Well, and that's why, though it may surprise people, I tried to believe Jussie Smollett.
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But Jussie, the homosexual Jew Negro, has let us all down, apparently.
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Jussie Smollett reportedly paid brothers to stage attack.
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And, you know, before I go into this, now, remember, up until now, there's been all these
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rumors about this, and the press has been printing about it, but they've had to cite anonymous
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Just talking about this, though, is anti-Semitic, homophobic, and racist all at once.
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But the show won't post until Monday, so everybody's going to scoop us.
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Chicago PD's chief communications officer confirms the case has taken a turn based on
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details provided by the brothers, saying, the information received from the individuals
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questioned by police earlier in the Empire case has, in fact, shifted the trajectory of
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He adds that police have reached out to Jussie's attorney to request a follow-up interview.
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Now, if that sounds confusing to you, let's get into the article that they're updating.
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Jussie Smollett has turned from a presumed victim to suspect in the criminal investigation
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And sources say there is mounting evidence the two brothers who were arrested and subsequently
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released were acting at Jussie's behest and reportedly paid.
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Our sources say the brothers, both of whom worked on the Empire set, completely cooperated
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with Chicago cops during their interrogation over the last few days.
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One law enforcement source tells TMZ at least one of the brothers turned over his phone and
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there is a call between him and Jussie in the vicinity of the attack.
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But, before it happened, CNN is reporting the brothers purchased what looks like the rope
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Yeah, they're at a point where they can't deny it anymore.
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The brothers purchased what looks like the rope Jussie had around his neck at a Chicago
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That's the only time these diggers ever went into a hardware store.
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Didn't they find bleach in their apartment, too?
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I mean, everybody who washes their clothes, at least.
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Well, the thing is, what they haven't told you yet is that there was bleach and rope and
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MAGA hats in a big bag that, in big magic marker, in Jesse Small's handwriting, said,
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It's like, no one goes to jail unless they want to.
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That's why they killed Samuel L. Jackson's character, because he was supposed to get rid
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of the van that they used for the Lufthansa heist, but instead, he skipped off smoking crack
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But anyway, it says, CNN's reporting the brothers purchased what looks like the rope Jesse had
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around his neck at a Chicago Ace hardware store.
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CNN is also citing law enforcement saying Jesse paid the brothers to orchestrate the phony
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Various sources in the Chicago PD have told TMZ almost from the beginning there was wide
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Jesse's version of events was false, despite the party line that he was the victim of a
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As we told you, the Nigerian brothers never fit the profile of Jesse's alleged attackers,
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Not only are they not white, which contradicts Smollett's claims from the beginning, but Empire
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cast and crew sources tell us they're very close to Jesse, and they're pro-LGBT and anti-Trump
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Well, there's a picture of them here, and it's like these two Negroes and another Negro, and
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I mean, they could just not have shirts on, but they're all sitting around in their house
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for some reason with no shirts on, and one of them has this poor little dog in his lap.
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That was a fudge-pock claiming he was gay Tupac.
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The brother's lawyer, Gloria Schmidt, says her clients were released based on the key info
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they gave the cops, and they have a story to tell, quote, when the time is right.
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I mean, I'm sure we all know the second this shit came out, it wasn't even a question of
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Two in the morning, Chicago, at a fucking subway, at negative 20 degrees outside.
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This is only something a nigger could come up with, honestly.
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I mean, I had the song before there was any kind of indication that it was a hoax, because
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The second, I mean, before we could even process the first paragraph of what we read when we
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Imagine my shock to hear that Nigerians are involved in a scam.
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There's the yellow cake, and then the princes with the bank accounts that took all my monies.
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There were only two groups of people in the entire media who were willing to say that something
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about this didn't sound quite right, and that was the blacks and the neon Nazis.
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They were the only ones who felt unfettered to say what everyone was thinking.
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And, you know, when something like this happens, when something like this thing that everybody
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with the slightest smidgen of common sense knows is bullshit, but that all these leftists
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have been screaming and raising hell about all over the internet, all over...
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It makes me wish so much I could be on Twitter and just start throwing this crap in their faces
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because, I mean, it's one of the funniest things ever.
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You know, after all this evidence kept coming out and kept coming out, and he was behaving
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so suspiciously, like they're like, okay, well, you say this happened, I mean, do you have
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And then the next day, oh, yeah, well, I was on the phone with my Jew agent.
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When they attacked me, I was on the phone with him.
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Well, I heard that he was being released from the show.
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And so I think this might be some sort of publicity stunt in order to jumpstart his new opportunities
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And then the people who do the show have, well, allegedly, it was also like to make it
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And the people who run the show immediately said, oh, no, we're not writing Jesse off of
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I mean, even if he goes to jail for this, that'd probably help.
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I mean, apparently nobody was watching the show.
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They're probably like, oh, you almost got away with it, man.
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I've never even heard of the show, but I'm not exactly a TV fanatic.
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It's a show where, among other things, they have a black Jewish faggot.
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I mean, he's the ultimate American, isn't he?
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I mean, the fractions get all fucked up when you start mixing things like that.
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Now, you got to fuck with the decimal system or something.
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We need to make a flow chart for how to equate a percentage of a person.
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You probably have to measure this in degrees Kelvin.
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That thing that only Dolph Lundgren understands.
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He was, like, really mad about this just yesterday.
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Well, we got to have a revolution about this shit.
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I mean, he's named after Texas Instruments, so he's-
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They need to just have a speaking spell for all the different minorities and sexual orientations and everything.
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Don, you had something that you were wanting to talk about tonight, didn't you?
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Well, I mean, you had one that was, like, close to your heart.
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It's a budding YouTube star, films herself getting shot in the leg by a security guard who warned her to back away from the gate outside California Synagogue.
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This is like, and this is what I entitled it when I posted it on the Daily Storm of BBS the other day.
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This is a case study of Clown World Chronicles.
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A Mexican security guard working for a Jewish synagogue shoots a mystery meat tranny out for filming from a public sidewalk.
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Do you have some audio or a part of the story you want to read or anything?
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Yeah, a transgender YouTube personality recorded itself getting shot.
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The title of the tranny's YouTube channel is Fuzzy Potato.
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That's got to be some kind of queer lingo.
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Is that what they call their butthole between Brazilian waxes or something?
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I was going to say an abscessed hemorrhoid.
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The transgender YouTube personality recorded itself getting shot by a Guatemalan security guard Tuesday afternoon outside a synagogue in California.
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Zoe Perez, 35, also known as Furry Potato, on its channel, had been live streaming outside the Etz Jacob congregation in the Fairfax district of Los Angeles before the shooting broke out.
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Perez was filming the armed guard for several minutes before the guard ordered it to back away from the gate.
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Seconds later, the guard shot Perez in the leg before it ran away from the gate and shouted, I guess it means fucker.
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The guard then followed Perez and said, you are nasty.
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Before accusing her of breaking into the synagogue.
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Now, this is the YouTube channel that every one of our listeners should be subscribed to.
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And it's actually made by Jews to inform Jews about Jews.
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But I find it to be an extremely valuable resource.
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YouTuber, we are told, and he streamlined everything live.
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It happened right here in front of the synagogue where I'm standing in the Fairfax district, 7600 block of Beverly, right across the street from the old CBS Television City.
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It is E. Etz Jacob Torah Center, a synagogue and a school.
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And we want to say that all of the students that were in here at the time were not injured at all.
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Now, what you're about to see is what transformed on the YouTube video live.
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A man says that he was out here taking pictures of the exterior of the building.
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Now, this reporter fucks up and calls this...
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But the perfect voice of the male to female tranny is Herman Munstrom.
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But, yeah, even after he says that the tranny...
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I mean, this is kind of a based spick or whatever...
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But he says in his piece that the tranny prefers to be referred to as a woman.
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And then the security guard who is inside the building comes out and starts to get in
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Starting to say a few things to him like, what are you doing?
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You can't unholster your weapon on someone that's on the sidewalk.
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And then you can see that the security guard has his gun,
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At this point, he said a good Samaritan came by,
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and then an ambulance was called and took him to the nearby hospital, Cedars-Sinai.
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He was limping out, and he later identified himself as a transgender,
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Zoe Perez, who says he prefers to be referred to as a woman.
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Do you think he fired at the sidewalk and the ricochet hit you,
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Do you have any connection to the synagogue area?
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He wanted to take away my ability to give birth.
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In the squad of Malin's defense, he was clearly,
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He was pointing the gun directly at the ground,
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It looks like the bullet probably hit the ground right between his feet,
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and it ricocheted up and grazed off the tranny.
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But, I mean, that was some badass reporting for California, huh, Don?
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And he says he's a transgender and prefers to be referred to as a woman.
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That guy don't give a, he doesn't give a fuck.
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He's probably going to get recommended for that.
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he knows a thing or two about accidental discharges.
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and the doctors were able to turn it into a science pussy.
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The YouTuber said in the video description,
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please stop making comments about Jewish people.
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because I watched like 20 minutes of the actual live stream to,
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and, I mean, this wasn't a thing where the Mexican was using his own agency
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He came out there with some Jew that was working inside the place,
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Don't you know that the hate crimes are up like six million percent
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And so the Jew turns around and walks back in,
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and he's brought this little five-foot-tall Aztec Indian,
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He's brought him out there to protect him while he's filming.
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and he makes some kind of motion and says something to him you can't quite pick up.
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But basically, I've determined there was something like,
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all right, stay out here and watch him whine.
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And like the tranny walks around the place for 20 or 30 minutes,
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and like the little beaner is out there being extremely menacing.
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Like when the tranny will turn and start going the other way,
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The beaner will pull the gun out and put his other hand up.
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except he was just on some trip that he wanted to intimidate the tranny,
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he was behind this super secure steel security gate,
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and the tranny's outside of it on the sidewalk,
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at a U.S. Marine recruiting station in Valencia.
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You're public servants because you get paid from my tax dollars,
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they'll go around and they'll go to some secure facility,
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You tyrants never heard of the First Amendment,
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and I didn't know that it was still such a big deal.
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there used to be people who were getting just massive views off that stuff,
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where like they go in front of a police station,
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and they'd wait for the security guard to come out and go,
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could you tell me what the purpose of your filming is?
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is that really like the great civil rights issue of today?
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there are people who are just yearning to breathe free by walking into the police station,
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and standing around filming the ladies at the desk.
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these laws are all written to have like massive amounts of loophole,
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unless you're like actually inside of a secured area,
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one of the reasons you don't see this stuff much anymore is because the police have been made to look like idiots about it so many times,
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Don't be fucking with people over their cameras.
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if you're standing someplace where you're in the public,
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whatever you can't hold your camera over the fence.
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if you're standing on the sidewalk and you can see the police station,
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But now that doesn't mean that you're allowed to walk into a secured area inside the police station and film that.
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And it was important that people were doing this because they got it all straightened out because like some cop pulls you over and they start telling you a bunch of illegal shit.
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you might want to be turning on your camera on your phone and going,
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I'm just going to turn my camera on here on my phone.
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There's a federal law says you can't film the police,
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that's the time when you most can film anything is when like you're sitting in your car having a fucking interaction with the police that you don't want to be having.
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that could cut both ways because they can also say that you were reaching for something and the officer feared for.
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that's one of the reasons to be filming is like,
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make sure both your hands are in the fucking frame.
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and the other thing that people find kind of ridiculous about that is,
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you'd have been familiar with is like guys would go and stand half a mile
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from a federal reserve bank and just film the front of the federal
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I don't know if there were cops or security guards or whatever.
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They would claim they were cops and they would send them out.
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Like they'd walk onto property across the street.
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you can't be allowing that kind of crap in your society.
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if you're going to have anything close to a free society,
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this is the thing that the UK is notorious for.
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a kind of a liberal reporter for the daily mail.
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And like every single time this guy goes out on location to,
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He'll be standing in front of the parliament building or whatever.
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he's never there more than two minutes before some fucking official comes up and
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starts telling him he's not allowed to film.
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like a courthouse when the people were walking out there.
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Apparently there's some weird law where if you're affiliated,
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It's that he was identifying the people who were coming and going.
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they have a blackout there in the press on like,
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there are people in court for child rape or something,
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but they can't report anything about them or whatever.
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reporter who just reports on regular politics and stuff.
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he'll go set up on the sidewalk and be interviewed.
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Interviewing somebody about something and cops will just walk over and be
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And they always end up walking off when they realize,
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I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about.
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that's a real sign of a lockdown society where,
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you're walking around and you whip out a camera to take a couple of
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And every authority figure there is assumes that they have the right to
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I wish I could remember the guy's name because it's one of some of you
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it's a story about the surveillance cameras in London,
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And he's not interviewing that guy for 30 seconds on the public sidewalk.
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And they're standing right under one of those cameras.
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they basically have no such thing as freedom of speech.
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they actually have something called censorship laws where the government can just
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they certainly don't have the first amendment like we have.
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it's a whole fucking shit show when it comes to speech over there.
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There's so many conflicting rules and laws going on.
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it's no different than what we have going on in the States.
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videos from Ireland where these activists will stop people from having the local sheriffs
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come and seize their homes over defaulted mortgages and stuff.
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They have so many layers of entire systems of laws that go one on top of the other on top of the other that nobody understands them all.
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and they'll spit off whatever the name of the queen's statutory laws.
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But we're talking about the common law and the common law trumps that.
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whether the sheriff has any standing and they'll argue and argue over whether the magistrates court that a thing came out of was a criminal court or a civil court or a corporate court.
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I pay attention to Ireland quite a bit and they're really fucked up now.
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it's like a crappy sort of Mediterranean country.
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and of course I'm talking about the part of Ireland that's in great Britain,
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can you imagine you've got all these Irish systems of law and then you've got all these British systems of law on top of it.
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And you've got all these different officials who represent different aspects of the different types of law.
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you're a sheriff and you brought the guard D with you.
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Now you represent that you represent the queen,
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Now I hope the guard D are going to uphold their oath.
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I like what England said in the article about the,
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but he said pretty much that American laws have always been written up until recently to be understood by the common man.
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It's an expressly American thing when it comes to all these other European countries.
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They're designed to where nobody knows what the fuck it is and can understand it without a sea of lawyers to converge on this shit and decide what they want it to mean.
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and ours have been that way now since before I was born.
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the constitution is just a tiny little pamphlet.
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so I may say some of this somewhat incorrectly,
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volume of legal jargon that you have to reference back to.
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when we were talking about this before it happened,
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I think he's going to both sign the thing and do a national emergency.
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And one of the reasons that I think that is because that's the most absurd,
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I listened to a long interview with Mo Brooks about this shit too.
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the congressman from Alabama who he's the one who said that white genocide was real.
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That was a big controversy about a year or so ago.
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this thing has provisions in it that don't allow him to build a wall.
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blanket amnesty to basically any Mexican who claims to have a dependent child.
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was it Obamacare was one where Nancy Pelosi,
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we have to pass it so you can find out what's in it.
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and I'm not talking about a politician necessarily,
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there'll be some guy or some organization come along and they'll always be
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common sense laws that need to be passed that will totally change the way government works.
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every law has to be written in a manner so that the average person can read it and understand it and not have to refer to any other law.
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Now that that's a very good common sense way to change the government right there.
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I think Rand Paul was on about this and it definitely should have been done that you pass a law in Congress that says that no bill can be voted on until it has been posted online.
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So that both Congress and the American people can read it for a week and then they can vote on it.
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The first time I remember hearing about anything like this was when they passed the Patriot Act in the middle of the night.
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They write this massive law that if you read it,
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it's just gobbled agook that like every line of it is.
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And you got to get a whole team of people to go grab all this crap from all these other laws.
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there are provisions of the Patriot Act that nobody in Congress and nobody in the Justice Department understands.
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so they write all this shit and then they wait till the very last fucking minute and they say,
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Now you've got an hour to read it or you've got overnight to read it.
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And we're coming in here and we're going to have three hours,
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or whatever on the house floor to debate it.
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the government stays open and the Negroes get to eat next month and the planes get to fly.
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They tried several times to do away with the occupation of,
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you could also stab a bitch if you didn't like them.
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you have a situation where you have millions upon millions of pages of just federal laws.
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you are told that ignorance of the law is not an excuse.
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over a hundred felonies that just that relate to oysters.
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you go out oyster fishing and there's like a hundred ways you can accidentally commit a felony.
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he did a whole special where he had that guy who wrote five felonies a day.
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And it had people on there like normal people who had gone to prison because they didn't know like that.
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If you went out and caught some shrimp or whatever,
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that it was a felony to bring them back to shore in a plastic baggie,
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that there were federal laws about how you're supposed to store them on your boat to bring them back.
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you're going to do one to five years in the federal pen and they ain't bullshit.
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It's even worse in places like California because you've got the absurd federal laws,
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but then you have all these like a legalese California state laws.
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So it'd be like every single lake in California has its own separate regulation on what you can and cannot keep or catch or release and everything.
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you have to know the law for each separate body of water.
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we have a fairly uniform system of state laws that govern fishing,
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but every different big lake or reservoir has its own is run by a different river authority.
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that's what we call the governing body over them.
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if they want it to be a big fishing lake and like for years,
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they want the fish to grow and the population of them to grow and all that.
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the fish has to be between the certain sizes and all,
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or you have to throw it back and that can vary from lake to lake.
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we're talking about a state where they make laws against straws,
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we might as well go ahead and take a break cause we did not get around to
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really talking about Trump and we're going to do that in the second half.
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and I think we've rambled on for another 10 minutes.
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we're going to take a break and try to get our wits about us.
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We're going to talk about slots and clams and stuff.
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at least we didn't talk about tacos or tuna fish.
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The first time I heard somebody talk about eating a fish taco,
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I was certain that it was some kind of a double entendre.
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are we going to do the live stream again this Wednesday?
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we do a live stream every Wednesday unless less than two of us.
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and so we'll have a live stream again this Wednesday,
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We hate the mountain time people here at the crypto report,
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seven mountain time since Don spilled the beans and six,
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which we'll have linked in the description for this show.
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the live stream will be uploaded to the crypto report vault on bit.
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Dot tube forward slash the crypto report vault.
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They don't want a bunch of information like YouTube or whatever.
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You just give them an email and tiny little bit of information and verify.
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subscribe and go subscribe to my channel because all kinds of exciting stuff
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I already posted like a dozen videos to it since I started it last night.
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And I have not yet once been interrupted by a fucking ad for Liberty insurance.
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and they don't appear to have like a bit to rewind or any kind of crap like that yet.
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Cause I'm going to be uploading a lot more stuff there too.
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people ask about all the time if I have the old hidden mysteries radio shows and,
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when I was uploading the videos that are on there now that yes,
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There's some video that I thought was lost video from,
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Why don't we play that as a promo for the channel?
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Please disregard the sound of goats in the background.
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yeah i used to have a lot more of these this actually this one that i'm going to play if
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this shit will ever come up on this tablet um was not nearly the funniest one but it is funny here
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okay i'm tapping it now let's see how long it takes for it to play
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shitting and pissing in the street is part of that culture indeed okay go ahead
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yeah hi sir this is danny and i'm calling you from the technical department of windows operating
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system this call is regarding your computer you got it you got it okay
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so the reason behind this call is to update you that we are receiving some critical errors and
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warning notifications on your computer and that is why we are calling you today okay oh okay i've
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been getting those too and i wondered what to do about them i'm glad you guys called
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that's surprising because the thing is that these are the hidden infections that are getting piling up
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inside your computer and you can't your computer is unable to show you any kind of notification so
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how could you say that you can see it too how could you say i didn't understand that it keeps a thing
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keeps coming up saying that i have uh uh i'm playing dumb cash is full if i run sea cleaner
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the thing is that i always just provide a very simple and certified step by which you can delete
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this infection from your computer by yourself at your end so if you just can take your time and be in
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front of a computer so that i can support your computer yeah i'm at the computer right now
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well just let me know that what you can see in the screen right now well i have uh uh youtube open
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well just just minimize it down and reach to your home screen okay
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well now focus on a keyboard okay on the left on the left hand bottom corner of the keyboard which key
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do you see can do you find a ctrl control key do you find that yes yeah uh like besides the ctrl
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which key do you see uh fn right next to the fn key which key do you see um the flag windows
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yes absolutely now you need to press and hold the windows logo key with the letter r r as in roger
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romeo at the same time together okay now what do you see now a warning has popped up that says do not
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trust this greasy motherfucking dot head because all he wants to do is get in your computer and rip you
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off because he thinks you're a stupid person and he fucks his own mother and sucks cow dick
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why do you suck cow dick and fuck your own mother you're you're right you're right i really think
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about this like that you are right you are this kind of you do things like that all day you call
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people up claiming to be microsoft you're not microsoft shit you're a you're a fucking curry
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stinking you're a curry stinking dot head sitting in some office in mumbai trying to rip off white
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people in america you're a piece of shit yes you are made of shit your mother shit you out of your
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her asshole and your mother is made of shit too you should be working at a 7-eleven selling this
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slurpee but instead you are trying to rip the people off by claiming you are microsoft technical
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oh the joys of landlines i used to get those all the time when i had a landline i guess they assume
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that everyone who has a landline is like 90 years old
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oh they would call me up man and i use that same thing on them over and over i unfortunately
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and here's another reason to hate jews not that i am promoting hatred of jews i'm just saying
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that just be how it be people people say the jews don't be like they is but they do
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um these other dot head calls were lost forever and i had them on pew tube
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but pew tube which was a great service before um the guy started to not like continuously upgrade
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the server capacity and everything it wouldn't work anymore and then he just disappeared he
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disappeared and shut all the way down which i think probably we could blame that on the jews too
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um so all these other really really good calls unless there's somebody out there who's got them i mean
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surely when when uh my dot head calls were all the rage on the internet some of you good people
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recorded them and if you did then please send them to tkr
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at airmail.cc and uh don can put those uh he can give them to me and i'll put them on my channel or
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or we'll put them somewhere if you like uh trucks or trains you know like if you want to talk about
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trains with don no no do not do not email me for that oh my god uh he's a steam engine enthusiast
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that's a real yeah it would as long as it's got a cattle car attached to the back anyhow that's a
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real nigger tear uh there as if you don't uh back up the videos to your own shit i mean well i should
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have but i didn't really think about it because i mean let me tell you you want to talk nigger tear
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let me tell you how i recorded them they would call me on the landline and so i would put the landline
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on speakerphone and i would record them with my cell phone's video camera video
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recorder like a voice memo thing it was quicker just to turn on the video uh camera and
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then i'd slap a video together and or actually i usually just uploaded the video it was just my
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feed as i was walking around the house talking to them
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yeah yeah but uh they should be on your cell phone then oh dude one of them i got him so mad he
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argued and screamed with me the video was 11 minutes long and he said things to me like you're a
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son of a bitch i'm going i'm going to come over to your house i'm going to cut out your mother's
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vagina and your mother's can't i'm going to cut it out and feed it to the dogs you son of a
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you're you're he's like you're you're you're just you're just angry because your wife wants to
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fuck me microsoft technical support man yeah maybe so but you ain't microsoft tech support
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uh anyway so yeah check out those channels uh subscribe to them this bit tube's a good thing
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and i just watched a video on there with the guy i don't know if he's a russian or what he is that
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uh runs bit tube and he's like nope we don't take down any videos unless they actually break the law
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and even if we take them down that just means we take them off our list the video never gets taken
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down as long as you subscribe to the channel or you have the link to that video you can always watch
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it it's impossible for us to take it down so uh maybe uh we ought to try to make this bit tube into
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a thing for nazis yeah yeah i saw that uh trending page you're talking about it's pretty good
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the trending the trending page full of videos yeah i'm gonna check it out during the break if you
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know what i mean yeah full of full of videos of bucks and women showing off their bikini haul
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that's basically other than our content that we have on there right now
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there's not much there except there's all these videos about bit tube itself and how to earn money
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on bit and then there's the videos of thoughts and bikinis so i think we could probably carve out
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a niche for ourselves fairly easy uh easily but anyway yeah check those out and uh of course as we
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just mentioned if you want to get in touch with us tkr airmail.cc but most importantly if you're a young
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white man of good character and you want to get involved with north america's premier pro-wide
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activism organization then you should email stormer book clubs at airmail.cc for more info that is
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stormer book clubs plural stormer book clubs at airmail.cc we'll be right back after this
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we're listening to the crypto report we'll be right back after this break
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hello and welcome to literacy weekly brought to you by your local stormer book club this week's
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passage is from the jews and their lives by dr martin luther starting on page 57 in my opinion
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it will have to come to this if we are to stay clean of the jews blaspheming and not become
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partakers of it we must separate and they must leave our country thus they could no more cry and
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lie to god that we are holding them captive and we could no more complain that they plague us with
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their blaspheming and usury this is the nearest and best advice that makes it safe for both parties
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maybe mild-hearted and gentle christians will believe i am too rigorous and drastic against the
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poor afflicted jews believing that i ridicule them and treat them with much sarcasm by my word i am
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far too weak to be able to ridicule such a satanic breed i would feign do so but they are far greater
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adepts at mockery than i and possess a god who is a master in this art it is the evil one himself
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even with no further evidence than the old testament i would maintain and no person on earth could alter
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my opinion that the jews as they are today are veritably a mixture of all the depraved and
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malevolent knaves of the whole world over who have then been dispersed in all countries similarly to the
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tartars gypsies and such folk to afflict the different nations with their usury to spy upon others and to
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betray to poison wells to deceive and to kidnap children in short to practice all kinds of
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dishonesty and injury those jews professing to be surgeons or doctors deprave the christians who
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make use of their medicaments of health and prosperity for such jewish doctors believe they
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find a special favor with their god if they torment and furtively kill christians and we fools that we
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are even turn for sukkur to our enemies and to their evil ways in the times when our lives are in
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danger which is indeed sorely trying god's patience as soon as my principal business has been accomplished
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i shall have to devote myself to the expulsion of the jews okay that was from the jews and their lies
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uh howdy there shook top of the morning to you john boy you know this show is a good
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diddy right yeah master gonna love us mmm you know i was hungry what should we eat some of that good
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old watermelon oh yeah eat that watermelon eat that watermelon eat that watermelon surely it's good
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w yeah yeah a uh-huh t okay e r uh what's next melon eat that watermelon eat that watermelon eat that
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watermelon surely it's good hey there sure yeah i think it's time to break it on down this watermelon
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ain't gonna eat itself ham bone ham bone ham bone where you at ham bone ham bone ham bone where you at
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mass up it's coming mass up it's coming mass up it's coming mass up it's coming hide the watermelon
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and we're back that was a great break yes it was we had uh that mojo is really doing a
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good job with the uh yeah he literacy weekly yeah he found his niche yeah or his niche as the french
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would say yeah his niche his niche or his nighty um so we promised we were going to talk a little bit
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i don't know why i did it there was no reason to do it um
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there are a lot of reasons his daughter's husband wanted him to do it yeah president
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kushner yeah the thing that pissed me off the most about it is he got my hopes up because he said in his
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speech that i got the deal but i wasn't proud of it or i i didn't like it so it's like he's
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fucking signed the shit anyways after he goes on national tv and says i don't like the deal
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yeah well then why sign it once again president kush three million for israel that's why
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yeah additional to the 38 billion they're getting well no
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we don't have to sign a spending budget to do that both both houses of congress and trump
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will bend over backwards to make sure israel gets that money it doesn't matter if our negroes starve
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and our planes crash you know they're gonna get that it doesn't matter if the old people don't get
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their social security checks it doesn't matter if medicare won't pay for granny's hip replacement
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it doesn't matter it doesn't matter if uh people start hunting the endangered grizzly bears
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in yellowstone park baiting them with picnic baskets it's jelly stone jelly stone yeah yes
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uh but none of that matters israel is getting that money
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but uh yeah but i mean there's a lot of reasons not to sign that bill and before we go into
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reasons that are in the bill to not sign the bill let's talk about the political reasons not to sign
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the bill it has already demoralized trump's base that he signed this shit i absolutely demoralized them
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this is like for for tons of them this is just the one fail too far you know queen anne's not having it
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oh no who queen anne oh no she's not having it at all and uh she points out a lot of reasons why but
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that's you know the legal reasons in the bill we get to but he he could have easily vetoed this bill
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and get that whole thing rolling and demand a better deal out of congress and the minute that
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he announced the emergency order he would have had all this support from his base
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and he could be using his bully pulpit to demand a better deal and then he would not be shutting the
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government down because he would be shutting the government down because he doesn't want all this
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outrageous spending i mean the the fact of the matter is this is the second budget in a row
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that is a bigger more bloated budget than anything obama or bush ever signed and that's not what he ran
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on um here this is from uh heritage.org the bipartisan budget act of 2018 uh increased the budget control act
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of 2011 discretionary spending caps remember it was so bloated in 2011 they passed a law that was supposed
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to have a spending cap that they couldn't spend over it um
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um and so now they have raised the cap with national debt now over 22 trillion dollars
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that doesn't cut it according to this i agree uh changes in mandatory programs oh
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fuck are they gonna yeah i mean we all know that it's too high i thought this list would
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i thought they were going to list out some of the crap about
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immigration small list here read it off please i thought i had a decent list here and this
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fucking cuck servant is it fucked me again the columbia bugle on twitter posted this list uh it says
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1.3 billion for 55 miles of steel bollard fencing an expansion of catch and release a potential
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doubling of the annual low-skilled foreign workers imported to the u.s less yeah less detention space
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for border crossers right an amnesty pipeline for unaccompanied alien children and their relatives
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stipulations requiring local officials to approve all wall construction yeah stop right there that means no
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wall right because all of these border jurisdictions are majority beaner 100 percent and they're gonna
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they're not gonna go go for this uh that's where you find all these fucking republicans who are against
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a wall they're all these fuckers that represent border districts so no wall go ahead uh well there's
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one more it says choke holds on immigration enforcement at the border and in the interior
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yeah now restrictions on ice yeah now in an attempt to try to lighten up the black pill a little bit
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these things that are like restrictions on wall wall building and um you know how much bed space and all that
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stuff and uh restrictions on you can only build the wall in places where it's approved by the local
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government and all that according to some people who are analyzing this law that only applies to the
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1.4 or 1.7 billion or whatever it was that they allocated to building a wall and doing border enforcement
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and all and so it wouldn't apply to this part of the the the rest of the eight billion dollars that
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trump's getting from the executive order but who knows but how's he going to get it if it has to go
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through the ninth circuit and well right through supreme court well and that's why this should have been
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done uh she was right the the first thing he should have done after he got into office is he should have
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called an emergency session of congress and the senate told him uh pass me the wall and when they
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came back from one fucking session and didn't have it passed he should have just fucking signed an
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emergency order and it would have been through court by now and the wall would be half built
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but we have fucked we have fucked around for over half his presidency now and we're not even getting
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started with anything and we're still arguing about whether this thing that he's doing is going to
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even be legal and you know what would be the purpose of declaring an emergency i mean like he's already
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caved on on literally everything in this bill so what what is what could he possibly be hoping to
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achieve well declaring the emergency gets him funds to build the wall i mean it's not like pull funds
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from military but yeah i mean this emergency thing it's weird it's not like really an emergency emergency
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thing it's not like when uh you know you get into some kind of a a real uh
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war powers act thing where the president identifies a particular thing as a clear and present danger to
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the nation or the constitution or whatever and he suddenly assumes the powers of a dictator to do
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something no this is a law they passed in the 60s where he says or the 50s or whatever and it's been
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bolstered over the years where he says um okay this is a national emergency for the purposes of i need
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to shift some money from this thing over here to this construction deal over here and both obama and trump
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have declared several of them and it's always some kind of crap like well they're starving in africa
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or some shit like that and they need to ship some money to it and somehow that's a national emergency
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for us and nobody ever cleared i believe he declared one for venezuela as well yeah and nobody's ever
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complained you know nobody on the left or the right has ever complained about him doing it before but now
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that he's doing it for something that actually is an emergency situation here that actually matters to
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american people um both the left and the true conservatives are against it and the true
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conservatives are like oh i don't think we should be letting i mean what kind of precedent does this set
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i mean this sets the precedent that you know uh democrat presidents in the future could oh and
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bullshit they've been doing these executive orders like crazy just nobody reports on there's no precedent
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getting getting set these things have been done over and over if they were worried about the
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fucking precedent then they would have been talking about it when obama was using it to spend money on
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niggers in africa yeah they're just worried about the current president not uh not the previous well
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they're not even worried about him as long as he's using it on africa and venezuelan yeah that's true
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yeah they're just worried about it when it's going to stop infinite uh brown people from streaming across the
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southern border and staying forever yeah anything that stops the displacement of white people they're
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going to be up in arms for anything that uh promotes providing for uh lesser thans and in foreign
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countries that are far away they're all for it that's what it boils down to yeah the whole precedent
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bullshit is just hilarious it's like the precedent was set when they fucking rounded up the national
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guard and forced desegregated the south i mean that was the real precedent was set
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well i mean when it comes to all this stuff that we're talking about right now
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there's a very simple question that all of you out there have to ask yourself and i'm not sure i know
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the answer to it anymore but the question is do we have a country or not is this a country or not
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not yeah i would say no at this point uh because if it is a country then it's got to have a border
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and we have to have some kind of say on who's coming in that across that border
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uh uh but um you know a country is not an idea a country is a country
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if america is an idea that means it doesn't exist because once you make it exist it's no longer
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an idea or is there something here i'm confused about well apparently the uh speech on the statue
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of liberty is uh the entire constitution of america yeah emma lazarus where was where was zycline be when we
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needed it i mean why why in the world did we not have gas chambers for emma lazarus
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that's who wrote that yeah but uh i mean and you would think that the uh trump administration would
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be a little bit more based about this because he sent his top jew out and his top jew said that the
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statue of liberty is not the law of the land remember that he said that straight to jim acosta
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but apparently it is the law of the land um this is all very blackpilling very blackpilling
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but uh it needs to be discussed but i can't wait to get past it so we can but oh yeah okay but i but
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i want to i want to make some points here about it it's not blackpilling to the point that it is
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reasonable for shit to be going on like i have been seeing go on in our circles all of a sudden where
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the type of people who have never liked trump because for some reason they thought that trump
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was literally going to be the american furor and that when he got into office we were going to start
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building concentration camps and gassing kayaks and that the blacks were all going to start picking
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cotton again and all that that that didn't happen and they were disappointed who are now trying to
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tell you this proves it this proves it the jews put trump in there no the jews did not put trump in
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there the jews had other choices the jews wanted hillary or jeb to be in there they did not want
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trump to be in there now yes he is cucked by the jews to a degree that is worse than anyone in
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our end of the political spectrum would have really imagined um before just a few months ago
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well he's i mean we all knew that he so huh he supports a pack yeah i mean we all knew this kind
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of stuff yeah his base of people like jacob wool oh yeah jacob wool was yeah he he's uh he's becoming
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infamous for his kikery we talked about one of his tweets last week if i recall correctly he's got
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another doozy this week he does have another doozy this week it says uh i'm a single issue voter israel if a
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politician gets that wrong they're dead to me so i guess wool would like hillary just as much as
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or more than trump right i guess uh yeah but but the thing is you know remember when he was on uh
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fuentes basically got him to admit that uh he was uh didn't really have dual loyalty that his loyalty was
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more to israel than here i mean why don't these fuckers just go live in israel well he said he
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doesn't even have citizenship in israel that's bullshit he's a liar defense he was born with it
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he was using it as a defense right all of them are born with it but nick didn't really call him on that
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but uh i don't know do you guys have anything else you want to say about this because we were having
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such a good time before and i want to get back to it yeah this is not i've just become disassociated
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with trump and all of it all i can do is just wait and see what the hell happens well the fact of the
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matter is no matter i mean even with all the shit that's going on right now we're still way better off
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than we would have been if hillary had gotten here of course but yeah well i mean people have
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to remember that because people are throwing i mean and you guys have to admit it that there's a good
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section of the people who call themselves all right or i mean uh white nationalists or whatever
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they're the biggest fucking chicken littles you could possibly imagine and every time something
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happens that they don't like the fucking sky is falling yeah and and yeah this is this is bad and
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yeah we don't like it but no it felt like the sky was falling when uh i heard that he signed the bill
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as it was yeah well i was very disgusted and upset about it and i guess it's maybe an age thing
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and it may also be due to the fact that uh because of my age and the fact that i've been
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watching and involved in all this kind of stuff for so long i mean you know i i saw one guy and he's
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a he's a smart kid and i like him guy on uh the bbs and so if he's listening i don't want him to think
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i'm taking a shot at him here but he's a young guy when i posted the video of the uh anarchist book fair
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event that happened in september of 2017 he's like oh that was such a better time i felt so
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positive about white nationalism or whatever it was then and it's all gone to shit so i'm paraphrasing
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but you know it's we really thought things were going somewhere then it's all so bad now and i'm
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like i'm i didn't say it but i'm sitting there thinking dude i've been watching this shit for 30 35 years
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i mean you think it's bad now i mean imagine what it was like in 19 fucking 90 nobody wanted to hear
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the shit they were you know there was no chance that's true but you know uh i mean yeah it's not
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as fun right now as it was and there are a lot of hurdles to overcome but uh you know we never thought
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this one president was going to sweep into office and hand us hand over an ethno state to us and we
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don't know what's coming around the bend and we don't know what the legal challenge is to all this
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crap how it's going to turn out uh i do know i'm very disappointed by this but i also know that if
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the election was tomorrow um i'd be casting my vote for trump again based on who all is going to be
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running against i mean what other option would you have really right but um in 2024 uh it'll be
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interesting i think that uh trump and the whole election of him is going to uh maybe bring people
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out that are more farther right because just i mean the people that voted for him voted for things that
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are further right and so that just shows that there is space for that type of a candidate in
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trump you know it's just not him if we could just get somebody viable who would run on the exact
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precise issues that trump ran on but actually do it when they get in office yeah you know i mean and
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there's way more right-wing stuff that i want done believe me yeah but just getting that stuff done
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i gotta get it started somewhere though and yeah i mean all right culture ran i'd vote for her
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yeah yeah oh yeah but i don't know well i don't know she would be but yeah i don't know i'm against
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women working well yeah but still if she's willing to do what trump uh isn't then uh i'd vote for her
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yeah um all right let's move on let's move on hey farmer you have a story about a two-legged dalmatian
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don't you well yeah i was going to uh i wanted to talk about this story because it combines my
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my uh cow husbandry with my oil drilling so there's this uh model named winnie harlow born chantel brown
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white has vitilago that's a joke by the way she does have vitilago vitilago vitilago vitilago she's
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got one of these hyphenated last names it's brown young but i thought brown well in 20 years she'll be
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brown old yeah and i thought uh you know i was wondering i was looking at her and i was thinking
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like would it would it be wrong to drill oil with this one because you know she's going to be white
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in the right places you know you gotta so she's got this skin condition where she's all blotchy and
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she yeah she looks like a dalmatian or this is what michael jackson had yeah or so they say no well i'm
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sure he had it he was normally makeup on every day well he was having his skin bleached i mean when he was
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younger he didn't look like he had that shit no it grows on he had to put yeah he was putting
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makeup on every day to cover the shit up before he bleached his skin huh yeah it grows and spreads
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to look more caucasoid like he had his no that that famous uh well he rhinoplasty and he had like
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that freakish little tiny nose yeah well he may have been he may have been but they said that that was a
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that was initially why he started the skin bleaching was because of his vitilago i don't know if i ever
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believed that or not but uh he allegedly did have vitiligo uh but um it's a weird looking condition
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for sure and so this woman's like a she's a famous model now for being blotchy yeah i guess she just
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became uh part of the new raft of sports illustrated models and yeah it's very all very socially conscious
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and um apparently she posed very famously posed nude under a black light hmm so she looks like a
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human chick-fil-a cow yeah eat more uh chicken or eat more chicken yeah um i knew a guy who had that
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this guy um when i worked at carrier there was a guy who was a lead man on one of the lines named ricky
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who had it and he was a dark black negro and uh like i said the vitiligo it's like it spreads as
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they get older this guy wasn't all that old but like he had it on his hand and he was so dark black
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that where he had it where the white spots were i mean it was white white like milk you know and uh
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uh i used to would make comments when i would pass by him on the line i'd say things like hey ricky
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that stuff keeps spreading you're gonna get a promotion yeah and stuff like that but uh as it
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turns out the loss of melanin does not make them act less black because uh that's strange yeah because
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the way he lost his job was uh one day someone else some other black their uh some family member
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there's died mother or something like that suddenly and the blacks used to go around all the time
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whenever one of their relatives would die they would walk up and down the assembly line and bother each
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individual worker and they would hold out their hand that had a stack of one dollar bills and say
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uh yeah you know leroy's auntie done died and just expect you to give them a dollar well this guy
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collected all this money collected uh i don't know hundreds of dollars and went home that night
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and smoked it up you know hit it on the crack pipe and never came back to work so there's the there's
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the black i knew i knew a tattoo artist who uh apparently that's the cure the actual cure for vitiligo is
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that good tattoo artists can match the hue of negro and tattoo the vitiligo spots really yeah yeah
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they just get some uh clear ink and stir some poop in it
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perfect color matching why didn't someone tell michael jensen this i don't know well you said it
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doesn't change their behavior right well now don't you remember that one of the things one of the
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reasons that he paid millions and millions of dollars to some of those kids that were accusing
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him of molesting them when they were children uh that they were deathly afraid of going to criminal
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court about was that they said that they could identify the spots on his pecker that they could
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describe them and he was gonna have to pull it out and show
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yeah oh it was a big deal oh my jesus wow yeah this uh this winnie harlow woman is met is not married
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but is dating everybody's favorite creature creature yes okay uh dating wiz khalifa
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hmm the rapper you know that that nigga like them two-tone two-tone fold you mean you mean snoot
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dog 2.0 well the only thing i know about him is that he's mentioned in the mia khalifa tiktok song
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geez none of my uh winnie harlow jokes really took off get it rappers like the two-tone fold explode they're
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like this two-tone yeah she's got vinilago yeah all right
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all right that's my uh that's my winnie harlow bit bum bum bum bum bum
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well yeah at least we know a little more about negroes now wait but does this vitilago uh
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since it starts changing them white right does it uh increase their iq at all
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they're okay that makes sense yeah i know we don't have the story up
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hit or miss i guess they never miss huh you got a boyfriend i bet he does he kiss
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yeah he gonna find another girl and he won't miss
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it doesn't matter video this this is something that people don't know because uh i believe it was
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like in uh on the uh tkr 2.0 staff that we talked about tiktok and all that i think it was just me and
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you on the show don yeah so oh so that was two point but the what what brought this to my attention
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was on another platform chill was absolutely livid that people were watching this
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i remember it really triggered him yeah what's wrong with the what's wrong with cosplay and trannies
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is it a tranny or is it not no it's not okay you checked yes yeah with my own eyes
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okay and your wife's good with that yes okay good yeah
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you watched a movie didn't you uh which movie oh yeah i watched a movie yeah well was it any good
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yeah not really what movie was it yeah it was good it was uh it was a boxing movie and there was
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you know two fights uh the first fight was you know the uh the good guy gets his ass fucking
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slaughtered and then the second fight he know he makes a uh a comeback and uh beats the bad guy
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down the evil white man so it was a rocky movie uh creed 2 creed 2 creed 2 and so this would be
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apollo creed's son right adonis creed adonis right we was greeks right i see yeah and um
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um so did rocky train adonis creed he did in the first uh version uh installment of this movie which
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was just creed and then uh when when they began the movie he trained him for the first fight against
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some washed up nigger that he he he beat and then in the second fight he was supposed to be fighting uh
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uh uh ivan drago's son which i don't know if you guys have seen uh rocky 4 of course he was the
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big bad russian who killed the nigger yeah that was uh yeah the uh russian was played by um
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dolf lundgren well they brought they brought him back and they also brought the mud shark brigitte nielsen
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back well was flavor flame in the in the movie unfortunately he was not unless he was an
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expert in the crowd uh yeah he wasn't but uh rocky refused to train adonis creed for his match against
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uh ivan drago's son uh and so uh adonis goes to find the uh trainer who trained his dad
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uh uh to fight against rocky and so he trains him for this fight and he gets his ass just destroyed
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but uh drago's because that guy was that guy was black too yes of course he was
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um but uh the guy wait let me guess let me guess so he's like okay uh your daughters
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i guess i'm gonna have to train you like i trained apollo because you have the same problem apollo had
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you niggers lazy and you don't take anything serious i'm doing a horrible rocky impersonation
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you and you don't do anything serious you know i mean
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was that basically how it went kind of because that's what he had farmer it was actually the son
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yeah i stroked out in the last movie yeah adrian wipe my chin
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yeah exactly i got hit in the head like one time too many and i woke up on the mat
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some old dude told me that uh when you get old you should never trust a fart
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yeah so anyhow um yeah the uh the fight the first fight drago's son kicks his ass he's you know in
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the third round he's already knocked him down like five times and then the last time he knocks him down
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he goes in uh the you know adonis creed is getting up and he just fucking runs up to him and clobbers him
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almost kills him and so the guy gets disqualified so he doesn't get the belt so then a rematch is uh
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made from this and then they have to fight guess where in russia just like the rocky 4 movie and uh
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you know rocky comes and trains him well but then wouldn't it be like
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like wouldn't trump conspire with the russians to make sure that the american lost yeah that's
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exactly what happened yeah that's what happened in the movie uh man uh long story short you know
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the nigger makes a triumphant comeback and kills the doesn't kill him but you know he beats him
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pretty badly and wins and you know all hail niggers wakanda forever you know hey yo adonis
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when i'm when i'm done with you you're gonna chase you're gonna chase that drago kid like a kfc bucket
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you're gonna go to the farm that i trained there and you're gonna be farm equipment
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look here kid i'm old now so you're gonna have to fight your own battles i can't fight them like i did
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for your muley father that's what you know muley your muley father
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that's right your father was a mule and yon
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that's why they made the fucking rocky movies they made the rocky movies so that people could
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watch a white guy beat the shit out of blacks that's exactly they knew when sylvester stallone
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he was sitting there he's thinking you know i've had a couple of pretty fairly you know
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successful movies but i need a real blockbuster it's 1976 and i gotta write a script and we
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gotta be a blockbuster what do i do let's beat up some niggers yeah yeah that's what the that's
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what the movie going public wants they want to see they want to see they want to see a bunch of
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mule and yon getting cube stomped in the ring that's what the rocky movies basically were
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with the exception with the exception of ivan drago it was like rocky slaughtering a bunch of negroes
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yeah i think by the time rocky four came out uh it wasn't acceptable to beat down negroes anymore
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so we had to go beat up the bad guys uh except right died right well that was good yeah apollo
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creed died in rocky 4 but then he goes and spoilers he goes in uh you know beats uh yeah exactly for
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redemption revenge whatever yeah and it's just spiraled downward from from that point hey ivan
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yeah you made a bad mistake that nigger was an american
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yeah i'm wearing his trunks now i didn't even wash them
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uh speaking of wakanda don't you have a little clip there as of uh yeah we do um this is for black
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history month as everyone knows um it's probably this is the movie that's going to win the oscar and we
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have received the new trailer you remember how like george lucas used to constantly be updating and
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editing and changing the original star wars movies yeah remember that of course well they've gone and
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they've improved uh black panther in honor of it being um sponsored for i believe it's 400 years of
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oscars yeah and so yeah let's hear it now go ahead
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one thousand years ago emancipated blacks world it was a time of ebonics it was a world of jive it was
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royalty by day warriors by night we were betrayed by the white bread we had sworn to protect our
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civilization stolen by the cracker whites for a thousand years
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warriors now here in wakanda the chains are broken and we thrive again
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you can't see us when it's night but we are clean
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oh my god everybody's got to see that if hate farmer and the uh creator of this thing don't mind
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i'll put that on my personal uh yeah do it man bit not tube channel let's let's give him a little uh
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credit what's uh what's this guy's name krog krog krog oh gg yeah and he's got a um
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maybe we can include the link to his works on youtube in the notes there but oh sure yeah yeah
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yeah why not oh it looks like he finished his project up
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just make sure you send me the link so i can include it okay i don't know i think you can
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krog yeah it's called krog krog like big bob
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sun hot okay you might be able to find it on youtube panther of color part one angels of hue
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sun hot fire warm water wet bob big krog like
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ugh no he's obviously a very talented guy i i mean it's funny enough just hearing the audio but
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i mean seeing the trailer you can tell that this version of the movie is like six million times better
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i i've never watched black panther but i'll watch this version yeah this is a good version i would
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watch it too yeah it reminds me of the nigger comedian making a joke about how
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he's so black his mom called him 11 59 p.m
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darkness everyone this is darkness say hello to darkness yeah
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that nigga dead now ain't he yeah he's dead
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yeah charlie murphy dead and rick james dead all the niggas dead they both did both of them
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they probably died of aids from fucking each other
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because as you would know if you had followed me on twitter and paid attention when i was arguing
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with negroes on twitter 100 percent of blacks are gay black males i used to upset them real bad with
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that you know that the one of the things that uh the blacks like to do believe it or not this happened
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a couple of times and they always regretted it immediately but like uh you know it like there was
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this one college age negro who like they can't beat you with the bant you know and so i would embarrass
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them really quickly making them look stupid and so like
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this negro takes a picture of himself holding his hard penis go yeah i got a big dick though
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look everybody this negro is sending dick pics to a dude you know and so i'd tell him you know this proves
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it and and what would really what would really upset them would be the way that i said it to
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him you know they'd talk about yeah you crackers be queer and i go no no statistics show that negroes
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have a much higher percentage of homosexuality than whites as a matter of fact according to
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statistics 100 percent of black men are gay on the dl now go google that shit nigger and they would get
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mad and shit but um there was like there were several accounts that uh you know a non-accounts on
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twitter that would go around just screwing with niggers with blacks about how gay they are or you
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know whatever and like they would have these pictures where it was like screen caps from gay
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porn starring two black guys and like they would photoshop a chicken leg on top of the nigger's penis and
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so what he'd be standing there the other negro would be on his knees sucking a chicken leg
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and that's totally acceptable on twitter because there's no you know uh no nudity
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yeah no nudity well actually twitter allows full porn you just have to you just have to check it as
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containing potentially um sensitive material it just has to be black on white yeah i mean that like
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all the porn channels and everything have uh twitter accounts that uh no it can be full color
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on that they have twitter accounts where their whole thing is they post short clips from their
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not black shows with links not black and white i mean oh oh it has to be interracial yes black
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on white well speaking of gay negroes uh hate farmer has been wanting us to play this audio for
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um do you have this audio ready for us don i actually do yes okay let's hear it okay it doesn't need
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an introduction saying this and a lot of niggas wouldn't say this but i don't want to get my booty
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a girl came over there and she put her tongue in my ass
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let me tell you something girl do you do your grandmama and your parents know you around here
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eating ass like this i knew she was doing something different i know because she was like baby relax
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she kept telling me relax i'm like what is you doing like you don't know how my day been you don't
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know you don't know you don't know i've been having a fight contest with myself and i've been
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winning i don't know what i ate today and let me tell you something ladies y'all got to quit
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licking booty if you got a man that wants you to lick his ass
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my daddy gonna slip my throat my daddy gonna slip my throat i know he gonna see this
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but i'm not gay though i'm not gay i just the first time it happened she did it
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no no no no i'm not gonna relax my booty is i ain't got nothing around my booty you licking my butt you
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can't do that don't lick butt she said well what's wrong i said because men we don't know how to lick
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wipe my ass good baby you you taking a hell of a chance
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you don't need to get that dry ass toilet paper white one time and do you ain't confirm white
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but nothing like he just dabbing in that ass
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i don't know how to get no wet wipes but i don't want my booty licking no more you nasty
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i don't know why that boy say i'm gonna slit his throat hell i've been
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his mama been licking my ass for 40 years what's wrong with that boy oh god
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she gets down i said baby you show him good at licking that ass
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and i know damn well we taught that boy how to wipe his ass he out there acting a fool
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ain't your mama raise you right she ain't teach you to eat that ass right
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shit yeah they as they say it's a wise father that knows his son so he's not in any danger of getting
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his throat slit yeah no oh that was funny yeah it was funny i'm not sure i mean
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it when i listened to how he described it when i listened to his voice
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and him uh putting on the airs of all the noises he made and everything it made me think that um
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perhaps he's been getting his ass eaten a lot more than he admits to and that possibly
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the young lady involved is jessie smollett
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all right jessie look here now okay i'll go to the ace hardware and get your rope
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and i'll pick up some bleach and i hopefully i'll help i'll help you do this stupid
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shit but don't be licking my ass no more you don't know what that's going on down there jessie
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jessie i drank half a bottle of i drank half a bottle of codeine syrup this morning i
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shit myself don't go down there jessie jessie what you gonna do with that sandwich what you
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don't want to do with that is that a foot long or a picture
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nigga that's cold you hear that thing toaster
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you know the blacks all knew that jessie smollett was lying and i went and looked up the hashtag
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jessie smollett on twitter a couple of days after the whole thing started and it's interesting how the
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black mind works they were all coming up with these theories and like uh one of the ones that was
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getting the most uh traction from black twitter was like this one black one said i i know what done
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happened jessie went he went down there and he went down there to that subway and he got him
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sandwich and everything and he said yeah we're looking i got to go to the restroom and so he go into the
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restroom and he put that rope around his neck do that all erotic ask some fixation
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and said you know how them niggas they be doing that shit and they be sometimes they die but they
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be passing out and his ass pass out and he hit the flow on his cheek and that made that or he hit
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the toilet with his cheek on that little made that little cut and then when he hit the flow they had done
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just mopped that flow and we had a little bleach in the water and that's what made it smell like
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bleach case closed and i'll be like bitch you're a genius
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shit that's got to be what happened they strangled me and made me eat a toilet disc
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but you have to admit her explanation does make more sense than what jessie said it makes a lot of sense
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yeah i mean here i'll tell you another one that makes more sense than what jessie said happened
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a spaceship came down it was piloted by angels the door opened up and a sasquatch rode out on
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the loch ness monster and put a noose around my neck scratched me on the face poured bleach on me and raped
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me and then he told me to go and say that it was a couple of rednecks in maga hats now that makes
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more sense than the fucking story he told yeah it really is they fucking probed him
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he didn't mention that part because he liked it yeah but yeah what kind of time we looking at don
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uh we're almost at an hour almost at an hour chill did you have a story uh that you wanted to talk
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about that we haven't gotten to yet uh nothing as funny as anus negroes anus negroes yeah jesse
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smollett i guess is the new anus negro isn't he yeah that's a funny one to we forgot to play the uh
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police academy blue oyster song oh oh yeah every time we say jesse smollett we're supposed to play
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we have more stories but you know uh we're running close to the uh hour mark i don't know we have
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that colin kaepernick thing uh i don't know if you guys want to amazon yeah we have a bunch of
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shit but you know we always have a bunch of shit that we don't get to so it's not a big deal
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yeah i i just uh did a search on youtube for gay nigger
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and jesse pops up no no the third result is like one minute long and the title is i'm a gay nigger but
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i still take sausage what oh yeah and i'm wondering whether i should tap on that or not i don't know
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oh man you never know what you're gonna get when you tap on that gay ass nigger
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shit yeah tap that nigga get it let's see what we get
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what the fuck did you say i'm a gay nigger but yeah the boy at the end said i'm a gay here i'll
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play it again i'll play his little card again
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was that some like public school music class uh i don't know what it was it was a bunch of like
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teenagers doing some kind of a cheer thing and then this little
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boy pops out he says i'm a gay nigger but i still take sausage
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um the whole song's about taking dick and being a faggot
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that's our current society yeah well here's a here's a quick here's a quick story
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colin kaepernick settled with the nfl he got a hundred million dollars because he claimed that
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they were all uh the owners were um colluding to not hire him and so they settled with him for
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a hundred million dollars wow i have a reaction to that okay yeah here it is
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and that basically sums up niggers lives right yeah yeah it's like a condensation of of every
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rap song i've ever heard yeah right right it's more to the point i like it yeah yeah no reason
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no reason to listen to rap anybody nigga nigga nigga nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga
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bitch nigga nigga white women titties ass nigga nigga nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga
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bitch nigga nigga white women titties ass nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon
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nigga bitch nigga nigga white women titties ass oh it's so it's it's moving
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that's it you know the great thing about good art is that it leaves you with a better understanding
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of humanity that's right right yeah and one thing that this little song here proves
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is uh it proves that i'm right and people who disagree they're wrong sometimes you can recycle
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memes because uh did have you guys ever heard that before no well like this was the the biggest
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the biggest uh thing in like 2014 on twitter that's called swiggity swag um it's uh there's no
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telling how many millions of views it's had of course it gets taken down all the time but
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if you look it up it's a video of like some weird animated little nigger blob just
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kind of dancing in an animated street just standing still there dancing the whole time while the guy
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says nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga well as i know one way that you can uh make it live forever
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uh what's that you can put it on your new account oh that's true that's true but i mean this isn't
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one that's like uh in any danger of going away i mean this thing i mean like it's legendary meme
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status it's one of those like you put swiggity swag in and there's just like hundreds of results you
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know you got swiggity swag for 30 minutes swiggity swag but with electronic sounds swiggity swag bass
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boosted swiggity swag plus racist kfc commercial well let's try that yeah it is black history
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sounds great oh it's a you gotta see it it's the it's the it's the the nigger that everybody has
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with the gift he's from some chicken commercial where he's dancing around with two chicken legs
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so it's a it's a visual thing ah well this has been one hell of a black history month
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i think we've we've covered like 28 whole day we have celebrated 28 whole days
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a black history month two hours in two hours and we're almost done but there's one thing that we
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totally could not overlook and that is uh you know when it comes to black artistry nothing says
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i don't know black artist like r kelly and r kelly wrote a lot of people don't know this he wrote a
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musical about an opera yeah it's an it's like an opera or like you know one of those jewish broadway
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musical watch out vogner here comes r kelly that's right and it's about the struggle
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of being a black man in the 21st century it's called trapped in the closet don would you be so
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kind would i be so kind as to play it oh shit honey i've been missing you she hops all over him and
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says i've cooked and ran your bed for a tour telling you now this girl's so good that she deserves an
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Oscar throws her in the bed and starts to snatch her clothes off i'm in the closet like man what the
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is going on is going on you're not gonna believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on
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next thing you know a call comes through on my cell phone i tried my best to quickly put it on
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he walked up and said there's a mystery going on and i'm gonna solve it and i'm like god please don't
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let this man open this closet he walks in the bathroom and ducks behind the door she says baby
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he pulls back the shower curtain while she's biting her nails
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then he walks back to the room right now i'm sweating like hell
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checks under the bed then opens the dresser he looks at the closet
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now who's open in the closet closet closet closet closet
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it's funny because it could be a double meaning trapped in the closet i mean a bunch of niggers
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why won't you both just come out the closet
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i'm gonna give you a count of three to open this closet door
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yeah that's from the episode tom cruise is in the closet
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but we're not going to close it the way we usually do