The Krypto Report - #67 - Border Beaners and Funnel Noodles

00:00:00.000 You're listening to The Crypto Report, exclusively on The Daily Stormer.

00:00:30.000 The sound you hear is what some experts claim to be a Bigfoot screen.

00:00:56.120 It is regarded as the highest quality audio of the creature ever captured.

00:01:26.120 I'm here to date your six-year-old.

00:01:28.520 I am twisted.

00:01:29.420 I am wicked.

00:01:30.080 I am weak.

00:01:30.600 I'm part of this planet.

00:01:31.520 I'm kind of like an eyeball or maybe a tooth.

00:01:33.300 I'm somebody that didn't even use to cry at my grandparents' funerals.

00:01:36.080 I'm a little chicken-neck bastard.

00:01:38.000 I'm a coward like you.

00:01:39.360 I'm a Nelly.

00:01:41.160 I'm getting back into weightlifting.

00:01:42.560 I'm going somewhere.

00:01:43.580 I'm going to be somebody.

00:01:44.660 I'm a Marine Corps.

00:01:45.960 I'm under chemical and biological attack.

00:01:47.720 I'm pissed.

00:01:48.440 I'm red-blooded and I hate murderers.

00:01:50.600 I'm evil.

00:01:51.100 I'm like a mother who can pick a car up off their baby because it's screaming and begging for help.

00:01:55.960 I'm a reptoid clone of John Wayne and Elvis.

00:02:00.480 I'm in a scientific matrix grid in the early phases of being inserted into an extermination system.

00:02:06.540 I'm a pioneer.

00:02:07.680 I'm an explorer.

00:02:08.860 I'm animated.

00:02:09.680 I'm a throwback.

00:02:10.500 I'm here.

00:02:11.260 I'm setting fires everywhere.

00:02:12.800 I'm not an open-minded person.

00:02:14.580 Talk like Uncle Ruckus on the boondocks.

00:02:16.700 Chat like a white jock with some white chalk.

00:02:19.280 I like hanging nigs from the tree.

00:02:21.100 Slap a thought.

00:02:22.400 Having kids out of wedlock.

00:02:23.900 No thought.

00:02:24.440 Show my power level like a peacock.

00:02:26.360 Black and white toting coughs on my flip flops.

00:02:28.440 Never catch me relaxing.

00:02:30.040 Mouths on the curb get to smashing.

00:02:32.260 Webbacks, are they dripping or they splashing?

00:02:34.440 ADL, they can't catch me when I'm gassing.

00:02:37.060 Half six million died, the numbers rose again.

00:02:39.320 Pointing out the lie, anti-Semitism.

00:02:41.620 Since I got those pellets, I've been dropping arms.

00:02:43.600 Orange man bad sucking on the Jew crack.

00:02:46.200 Netanyahu, you can have your bitch back.

00:02:48.400 Unemployment low for niggers and for wetbacks.

00:02:50.240 I don't really think he can get his base back.

00:02:52.760 Said he'd send them all packing.

00:02:54.200 Where's the wall at?

00:02:55.200 Sending aid to Israel like we want that.

00:02:57.440 Trump shabbles, goy shilling for AIPAC.

00:02:59.920 USS Liberty, they did attack.

00:03:02.840 Boomer fags don't want to hear that.

00:03:04.420 Please die.

00:03:05.140 It all makes me sick to my stomach.

00:03:07.100 This time really will be a genocide.

00:03:09.980 1488 white pride worldwide.

00:03:12.180 Talk like Uncle Ruckus on the boondocks.

00:03:14.380 Chat like a white jock with some white chalk.

00:03:16.620 I like hanging nigs from the treetops.

00:03:19.140 Slap a thought, having kids out of wedlock.

00:03:21.480 No thought.

00:03:22.020 Show my power level like a peacock.

00:03:23.960 Black and white, toting coughs on my flip flops.

00:03:26.000 Never catch me relaxing.

00:03:27.640 Mouths on the curb, get to smashing.

00:03:29.620 White backs, are they dripping or they splashing?

00:03:32.080 ADL, they can't catch me when I'm gassing.

00:03:34.640 Half six million died, the numbers rose again.

00:03:36.960 Pointing out the lie, anti-Semitism.

00:03:39.200 Since I got those pellets, I've been dropping them.

00:03:41.840 I'm gassing Jews, but they pile up.

00:03:43.680 Put kikes in a cage like a wrestler.

00:03:46.440 Toss them in the ocean like an anchor.

00:03:48.800 Then stack bodies up like Tetris.

00:03:51.460 When the heaps are gone, round up niggas.

00:03:53.700 Rollin' through the hood, ropin' black bucks.

00:03:56.260 Nigga bitches too, got them lined up.

00:03:58.160 Made a sign for KFC and put the sign up.

00:04:01.040 Mouth on the curb, tell them kiss that.

00:04:03.440 Next thing you know, you hear a big crack.

00:04:05.580 Nog teeth everywhere like Tic Tacs.

00:04:07.800 Dumb apes probably didn't expect that.

00:04:10.060 Like Uncle Ruckus on the boondocks.

00:04:11.840 Chad like a white jock with some white chalk.

00:04:14.580 I like hanging niggas from the treetops.

00:04:16.860 Slap a thought, having kids out of wedlock.

00:04:19.100 No thought, show my power level like a peacock.

00:04:21.580 Black and white, totin' coughs on my flip flops.

00:04:23.740 Never catch me relaxin'.

00:04:25.220 Mouths on the curb, get to smashin'.

00:04:26.880 Waybacks, are they drippin' or they splashin'?

00:04:29.280 ADL, they can't catch me when I'm gassing.

00:04:32.240 Half six million died, the numbers rose again.

00:04:34.420 Pointing out the lie, anti-Semitism.

00:04:36.780 Since I got those pellets, I've been dropping them.

00:04:38.800 Israel is a rich country.

00:04:41.280 Only a racist would oppose non-Jewish immigration.

00:04:44.740 Israel has not yet learned how to be multicultural.

00:04:48.280 My organization is going to be part of the process of that transformation,

00:04:52.980 which must take place.

00:04:55.660 Israel is not going to be the monolithic society it funds for us.

00:04:59.940 I'm going to be at the center of that.

00:05:03.200 It's a huge transformation for Israel to make.

00:05:06.460 We are going into a multicultural mode.

00:05:09.760 I might be resented because of my leading role.

00:05:12.760 But without that leading role, and without that transformation,

00:05:16.920 Israel will not survive.

00:05:18.320 Welcome to the Crypto Report.

00:05:38.140 The Crypto Report.

00:06:08.140 Hey everybody, welcome back once again for the 67th time to the Crypto Report.

00:06:32.380 I'm Asmodore, and tonight we have, as always, Cyclon Don, and we have Hate Farmer.

00:06:41.220 Hopefully, we're going to continue having Hate Farmer for the next few weeks, but maybe not.

00:06:46.080 He'll be back.

00:06:46.900 But we have, we've come up with a new way.

00:06:55.140 What we're going to do for hosts for the show, we're going to do TKR Idol.

00:07:03.380 On the live stream, people who have applied to be co-hosts, we're going to allow them to come on the live stream,

00:07:13.760 and the Spurred chat will be the judges.

00:07:15.820 So, that's going to be great.

00:07:19.300 It'll be fun.

00:07:20.600 Yeah, trial by fire.

00:07:22.600 Yeah, put them through the crucible.

00:07:24.320 That's right.

00:07:25.420 And everyone knows that while our Spurred chat may be merciless,

00:07:29.580 they have excellent taste in shows and hosts and all that,

00:07:33.380 or why else would they be listening to this show?

00:07:35.620 So, that's going to be really good.

00:07:38.880 Well, let's get started.

00:07:42.460 We've got a lot of perverse Negro stuff to start the show off with.

00:07:48.900 You guys wound up for some perverse Negro material?

00:07:52.940 I mean, I just ate, but...

00:07:55.620 Well, you're getting it anyway.

00:08:00.180 Somebody linked this to me.

00:08:01.980 This is on Reddit.

00:08:03.280 The title of the post on Reddit is,

00:08:05.540 Nah, man, you need some medicine.

00:08:07.240 Let's see what's going on with this.

00:08:10.620 Check out your man now.

00:08:13.220 Your man, ice cold.

00:08:16.460 My nigga.

00:08:17.580 What's up?

00:08:18.340 Ain't nothing cool in.

00:08:19.240 What you up to?

00:08:20.460 I'm going to get fucked, homie.

00:08:22.360 It's cold as a motherfucker out here, kid.

00:08:25.260 He's nasty.

00:08:25.700 I'm out here butt-ass naked with a crack pipe in your hand.

00:08:28.300 I'm trying to fuck and get fucked.

00:08:29.880 And you got a stem in your hand, son.

00:08:31.820 I'm trying to get fucked, homie.

00:08:34.220 Hey, well, go out on farmers and do it.

00:08:36.260 Yeah.

00:08:37.480 You butt-ass naked, nigga.

00:08:38.900 Yeah, I'm trying to get fucked.

00:08:40.420 Nah, nigga, you need some medicine.

00:08:41.620 What you got your hand in your asshole for?

00:08:44.840 Nigga, that stem, what you smoking, B?

00:08:48.060 Crack.

00:08:48.800 Crack?

00:08:49.480 Yeah.

00:08:50.140 I'm trying to get fucked.

00:08:51.360 Huh?

00:08:51.940 I'm trying to get fucked.

00:08:53.020 I hear that, nigga.

00:08:54.540 Don't get too close to the car.

00:08:55.500 You might get run the fuck over.

00:08:56.940 All right.

00:08:57.500 All right.

00:08:58.200 He's got his hand in his asshole.

00:08:59.420 Yeah.

00:09:05.700 Flash in the hood.

00:09:06.420 Ain't his negro.

00:09:07.580 Shit.

00:09:08.380 Andy got his hand up his asshole.

00:09:12.480 Buck fucking naked.

00:09:13.880 Trying to get fucked.

00:09:15.280 Yeah.

00:09:15.880 Shit.

00:09:17.040 Yeah.

00:09:17.440 That's...

00:09:18.160 He was on a mission.

00:09:20.540 A mission to get fucked.

00:09:21.760 I'm on a mission to die of hypothermia now.

00:09:27.420 Yeah.

00:09:27.740 Fuck.

00:09:28.480 Ain't nothing cooling.

00:09:29.400 What you up to?

00:09:30.720 I'm going to get fucked, homie.

00:09:32.600 It's cool.

00:09:33.240 You're a motherfucker out here, kid.

00:09:35.620 Why you out here butt-ass naked with a crack pipe in your hand?

00:09:38.580 I'm trying to fuck.

00:09:39.420 Get fucked.

00:09:40.060 Ain't you got a stem in your hand, son?

00:09:42.040 I'm trying to get fucked, homie.

00:09:44.260 Hey, well, go out on farmers and do it.

00:09:46.440 Yeah.

00:09:47.640 You butt-ass naked, nigga.

00:09:49.060 Yeah, I'm trying to get fucked.

00:09:50.400 Nah, nigga, you need some medicine.

00:09:51.820 What you got your hand in your asshole for?

00:09:53.700 I'm trying to get fucked.

00:09:56.940 Nigga just trying to get fucked.

00:09:59.060 Crank?

00:10:00.400 That's good fuck.

00:10:01.600 Huh?

00:10:02.180 Trying to get fucked.

00:10:03.280 I hear that.

00:10:04.580 I need to get you to call.

00:10:05.880 You might get on the fuck over.

00:10:07.060 Did he say anything else?

00:10:08.580 And he got his hand up his asshole.

00:10:10.600 No.

00:10:11.240 He is a man on a mission.

00:10:14.240 He has his goal.

00:10:16.780 He is laser, laser focused on that goal.

00:10:21.340 He is trying to get fucked.

00:10:24.920 Why you got your hand up, you asshole?

00:10:26.920 Because I'm trying to get fucked.

00:10:30.800 You must be a flexible Negro, man.

00:10:33.060 How do you get your own hand in your own ass?

00:10:35.060 Well, they have really long arms.

00:10:37.080 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:10:37.860 The dragon's around them all.

00:10:39.560 Yeah, I mean, he's not twisting around or anything.

00:10:42.340 He's just standing up straight.

00:10:43.440 He's reaching over his shoulder.

00:10:47.800 Why you got your hand up your...

00:10:49.460 This nigga got his stem and crack pipe in one hand.

00:10:54.220 Why you got your other hand up your asshole?

00:10:56.400 I'm trying to get fucked.

00:10:59.620 Yeah, but you're standing out here butt-ass naked.

00:11:02.360 Because I'm trying to get fucked.

00:11:03.900 Yeah, this nigga was sitting home, you know, the Saturday, Friday night, whatever it was.

00:11:15.900 He took a couple of big hits off his crack pipe and started hearing the bells ringing and shit.

00:11:22.960 And he suddenly occurred to him, you know what?

00:11:25.440 You know what I want to do?

00:11:26.240 I want to get fucked.

00:11:27.140 And he said, how am I going to get fucked?

00:11:31.860 And he stripped naked and put his Air Jordans on and went outside with his crack pipe in one hand

00:11:37.880 and stuck his other hand up his asshole.

00:11:40.040 And he said, well, surely now somebody will come along and I'll get fucked.

00:11:44.780 Yeah, I'm hoping Ed Buck come around and fucking shoot me up for the man and fuck me.

00:11:49.140 Yeah.

00:11:50.280 The next Monday, his neighbors were all laughing at him.

00:11:54.700 He goes, yeah, nigga, yeah, nigga, you was your ass out there, naked ass on the corner.

00:11:59.560 Did you get fucked?

00:12:00.520 And he goes, yeah, you did.

00:12:02.200 Them police rolled up on you, you was fucked then.

00:12:10.220 Oh, my goodness.

00:12:13.000 All right, I guess we should, since we have so much of this.

00:12:17.380 And we have some, you know, we have some hard-hitting news, as always.

00:12:22.580 That we're going to get into later.

00:12:26.380 But somebody linked me this piece of extremely interesting colored perversion.

00:12:38.800 Let's hear this.

00:12:40.940 But I'm making this YouTube video, and this is my hair.

00:12:44.140 I do different stuff with my hair.

00:12:45.200 This is a male, in case you couldn't tell.

00:12:49.740 I'm making this YouTube video because I need to put it out there that, yes, yes, yes, please.

00:12:57.740 I wish to be a part of fart male white porn.

00:13:00.640 All I wish to be is the black funnel noodles.

00:13:04.100 And if you're blind hair, you'd be the chicken cream fart on my brown funnel noodles.

00:13:11.420 And if you're blind hair, you'd be like a barbecue spicy buffalo cream on my black brown noodles funnel.

00:13:21.460 Because I'm the funnel.

00:13:22.680 And if you're dark hair, all I want you to be like is the beef cream over my black funnel noodles.

00:13:29.000 I'm doing this because this is not a joke.

00:13:31.400 I would like to get in fart male porn.

00:13:33.000 Yeah, it is hilarious.

00:13:34.400 It's a Christmas list to me.

00:13:35.580 It's like a late birthday gift.

00:13:37.120 Please, can someone take me serious?

00:13:38.420 Don't just have fun.

00:13:39.180 Don't meet me.

00:13:40.180 Don't talk to me on the phone and play no games like I want to fart.

00:13:42.740 Meet me.

00:13:43.800 Talk to me.

00:13:45.000 I want to get into fart male porn.

00:13:46.920 It's my wish.

00:13:47.560 It's my dream.

00:13:48.760 We got to call this guy.

00:13:51.420 I mean, he puts his phone number out here on this.

00:13:53.600 And there are people in the comments going, this dude's for real.

00:13:55.620 Well, I called, but like we could call him.

00:14:00.360 I mean, we're not done with the video yet.

00:14:01.720 We call him up and be like, you know, if we can figure out how to, it would be great.

00:14:06.140 Not for the show necessarily, because that would be canned even if we called him live on the show.

00:14:11.100 But, you know, on the live stream, we call him live and be like, yeah, is this Mr. Funnel Noodles?

00:14:22.080 This is Abby Kornblad at Beefcake Productions.

00:14:25.620 In Los Angeles, California.

00:14:28.620 And we're interested in employing you for some of our white male fart porn.

00:14:38.380 Oh, really?

00:14:39.420 Yeah, but what you got to understand is, you know, you have to work your way up to the white male fart porn.

00:14:45.060 Because everybody wants to be in white male fart porn.

00:14:48.260 We got a couple other things you got to do first.

00:14:51.720 Like first, you got to be the brown funnel noodles for a Mexican and his refried bean farts.

00:15:02.060 He'll be the refried bean farts on your funnel noodles.

00:15:04.860 How does that sound to you?

00:15:07.620 And then you work your way up to the white male, Mr. Funnel Noodles.

00:15:11.780 And we can have, we can have a 500-pound man.

00:15:18.120 And you can, you know, like on my 600-pound life, but, you know, 600 pounds, they're too expensive.

00:15:23.880 We can get a 500-pound man for a lot less.

00:15:28.040 A real bargain.

00:15:29.300 And we'll have him get on all fours, and you stick your face right up between his butt cheeks,

00:15:35.460 and he will put his Velveeta farts on your funnel noodles.

00:15:43.760 I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about.

00:15:46.200 Like funnel noodles?

00:15:47.220 What is that?

00:15:48.600 He's the funnel.

00:15:50.300 He's the funnel.

00:15:51.740 That's what he said.

00:15:52.640 He's not only the funnel noodle.

00:15:53.980 He's the funnel.

00:15:54.780 You give him your chicken gravy farts, and he's the funnel, the funnel noodles.

00:16:04.960 You're the chicken gravy on his noodles, and he's the funnel, so he's the funnel noodles.

00:16:09.980 I mean, haven't you ever watched white male fart porn there, hate farmer?

00:16:16.760 Are you intolerant to something?

00:16:19.200 Yes, I'm partial to the chicken Alfredo fart noodles.

00:16:22.200 You can get a brunette, and he'll be your beef sauce on your funnel noodles.

00:16:30.020 I'm 31 years of age.

00:16:31.520 I'm a male.

00:16:32.240 I'm not a female.

00:16:32.740 He's holding up his IV.

00:16:33.920 I'm a male.

00:16:33.960 I'm soft-spoken.

00:16:34.440 I'm making this feel because I don't talk soft because I'm gay.

00:16:38.480 I was born with a soft-speaking voice.

00:16:40.540 I'm letting y'all know that.

00:16:47.800 He's very emotional.

00:16:48.840 Male fart books I made that I hated since I was 25.

00:16:53.140 He's got this Crayola-drawn shit.

00:16:54.660 He's a publisher now, too, huh?

00:16:55.940 Yeah, he's got this Crayola-drawn shit, and I don't know if this is supposed to be a triangular

00:17:01.700 red asshole, and it's got like a thousand things scribbled with lines pointing to it.

00:17:07.420 Yeah, show us another, Mr. Fart Noodles.

00:17:15.600 These are images I had guys farting in my face.

00:17:23.040 2-2-6-7-4-3-5-0-3-5-0-3-5-0-3-A-go.

00:17:26.740 I like to go by name Thursday Lane.

00:17:28.500 Please, I'm asking, can I be a fart funnel, a black fart funnel for white guys' cream,

00:17:37.540 chicken cream, beef cream, barbecue buffalo, spicy cream?

00:17:41.860 Please, I'm asking you, please give me the time of day.

00:17:45.800 Well, only if you're willing to first be a black fart funnel for a Mexican and his refried

00:17:56.560 bean cream farts.

00:17:58.940 I mean, that's industry standard.

00:18:01.360 Everybody's got to start somewhere.

00:18:03.440 I'm not doing this video for nothing.

00:18:04.960 I'm on my knees.

00:18:05.900 I'm praying.

00:18:07.020 Please, can someone out the goodness in their heart put me in some fart videos, please,

00:18:11.540 with white guys farting in my face?

00:18:13.340 I didn't make all the videos for nothing.

00:18:14.840 I didn't make it drunk.

00:18:16.700 I didn't make no liquor in my system.

00:18:18.280 I made it out of my heart.

00:18:19.660 Why do you think I'm putting my number out here?

00:18:21.640 Please, please, can somebody please put me in fart mail for it, please?

00:18:26.920 I'm not going to cry.

00:18:28.780 No, I'm strong.

00:18:29.820 I cry sometimes.

00:18:31.400 But like I said, it's all I wish for.

00:18:34.160 It's all I think of.

00:18:35.220 Please let me be a fart part of the mail fart company community.

00:18:39.220 Please have a fart fashion white guys.

00:18:41.340 Like I said, I had a fart fashion when I was 18.

00:18:44.840 But when I was 24, I always wanted to like really get into it.

00:18:48.640 And sometimes I had a little bit of money.

00:18:51.260 I would pay for guys to fart in my face like I said.

00:18:54.620 Right now I'm 31.

00:18:55.900 I know what I want.

00:18:56.660 I know what I'm about.

00:18:57.160 But please, please.

00:18:59.640 This is what my body looks like.

00:19:01.660 Like I said, I'm very thin and I'm strong.

00:19:04.520 But please, please, please.

00:19:08.820 Can somebody put me in fart mail white porn?

00:19:11.320 Please.

00:19:11.820 You could be German.

00:19:13.120 You could be Scottish.

00:19:14.320 You could be Irish.

00:19:15.340 You could be French.

00:19:16.980 You could be Italian.

00:19:18.120 You could be a white American.

00:19:19.820 But you thought he wanted to be in white.

00:19:21.100 Please, I wish Michael could be a fart mail white porn when he's big, skinny, young, old.

00:19:25.880 Please, I want to put my heart to it.

00:19:27.440 I want to make love with a lot of white guys' farts.

00:19:29.320 Please.

00:19:31.720 In this art museum that I live in.

00:19:34.060 Please.

00:19:34.380 Fart museum?

00:19:35.680 Please.

00:19:36.400 Please.

00:19:36.720 See the trees behind me?

00:19:38.280 I love trees.

00:19:39.340 I'm a tree lover.

00:19:40.120 But please.

00:19:41.500 Can somebody see what I want to bring to the table?

00:19:43.720 Please.

00:19:44.800 I would like to get in fart mail white porn.

00:19:46.820 Please.

00:19:47.440 I'm saying it loud.

00:19:48.340 Please.

00:19:49.300 I like to get in fart mail white porn.

00:19:52.140 Fart mail white porn.

00:19:53.780 Please.

00:19:54.660 I want to be the funnel to white guys' farts.

00:19:57.780 Please.

00:19:58.920 Please.

00:19:59.940 F-M-W-P.

00:20:01.120 What the hell?

00:20:02.060 I'm not sure I understand what he's driving at here.

00:20:08.260 Please.

00:20:09.180 Does he want to be in white fart mail porn?

00:20:14.240 No.

00:20:15.240 Oh.

00:20:16.640 Okay.

00:20:17.040 He loves trees.

00:20:17.880 Maybe he wants to be in an arboretum, I think, is what he's getting at.

00:20:23.140 Well, he's out there among the trees in the video.

00:20:27.260 And as he's exclaiming.

00:20:28.980 What I found interesting was he says he developed a fart fetish at age 18 and at 24, like it

00:20:37.060 went into overdrive.

00:20:37.820 He's like, these are milestones in his life.

00:20:40.200 All of his life milestones are related to his desire to be in what he calls white fart

00:20:46.880 mail porn.

00:20:48.080 I thought it was fart mail white porn.

00:20:52.100 Mail fart white porn.

00:20:53.400 I don't know.

00:20:53.960 He'll say it again, I'm sure.

00:20:56.560 I'm 31 years of age.

00:20:57.880 There's his ID.

00:20:59.980 Mondale.

00:21:00.500 Oh, wait.

00:21:00.980 Let me stop it.

00:21:02.020 He has a strange name, too.

00:21:05.640 Lakato C.

00:21:07.420 Mondiego.

00:21:09.040 What?

00:21:11.200 Well, I mean, I'm assuming that Pennsylvania, like most other states, puts last name first.

00:21:17.580 And if that's the case, his name is Lakato.

00:21:20.000 L-E-C-A-T-O.

00:21:21.260 Or Lakato.

00:21:23.060 Probably Lakato.

00:21:24.280 He's a Negro.

00:21:25.160 Lakato C.

00:21:26.060 Mondiego.

00:21:26.620 What the fuck?

00:21:29.400 Yeah.

00:21:30.940 Imagine being that dude, like when your friend farts in the car with you and you just kind

00:21:34.740 of like rub one out furiously.

00:21:36.640 Like, oh shit.

00:21:37.820 Oh God.

00:21:38.580 They start to roll the window down.

00:21:41.240 He's like, you don't have to do that.

00:21:44.820 Please don't do that.

00:21:46.020 Please.

00:21:46.460 This is my cell number.

00:21:50.240 267-333-5126.

00:21:51.140 He refers to be called Thursday Lane.

00:21:54.180 267-333-5126.

00:21:56.540 Please, somebody, take me serious.

00:21:58.720 Please.

00:21:59.360 Either come to Philadelphia and meet with me.

00:22:02.860 And film me.

00:22:04.120 Don't.

00:22:04.620 After you talk to me about why I want to do this.

00:22:06.860 Film.

00:22:07.480 Get some white guys and film them farting in my face.

00:22:10.420 Please put me in fart male white porn.

00:22:12.180 Please.

00:22:12.660 Fart male white porn.

00:22:14.500 Please.

00:22:14.980 Please.

00:22:15.600 I'm not going to give up.

00:22:16.400 I'm going to keep making videos.

00:22:17.560 Please.

00:22:18.000 And so someone, either living in Philadelphia, can film me in white males fart or somebody

00:22:23.300 come to Philadelphia and film white guys farting in my face.

00:22:25.960 Please.

00:22:27.180 Please.

00:22:28.580 It's my dream.

00:22:30.120 It's my passion.

00:22:31.120 I care about it.

00:22:32.000 Please.

00:22:33.400 Yes.

00:22:34.100 It matters.

00:22:34.560 Fart.

00:22:35.040 White guys farting in my face.

00:22:36.140 It matters to me.

00:22:36.900 I need it.

00:22:37.420 I urge it.

00:22:38.040 Please.

00:22:39.020 When he was in first grade, his teacher told him that if he just dreamed it hard enough

00:22:45.220 and worked and did everything he could, that whatever his dreams were, he could accomplish

00:22:52.200 them.

00:22:52.620 And here he is living his American dream.

00:22:55.400 Please.

00:22:56.240 Please.

00:22:57.320 Please.

00:22:57.820 I want to make fart male white porn.

00:22:58.980 I want to get into fart male white porn.

00:23:00.720 I want to be the fart.

00:23:01.520 For white guys, I want to be like the black noodles and y'all be like the cream sauce.

00:23:06.660 Please.

00:23:07.740 It's just something about every time y'all eat something, it's about y'all white genetic

00:23:12.360 skin had a fart smell to it.

00:23:14.860 Please.

00:23:15.980 Please, somebody.

00:23:17.220 Please.

00:23:17.740 I'm asking you.

00:23:18.500 Please help me.

00:23:19.860 Please.

00:23:20.660 Please.

00:23:21.020 Isn't this racist?

00:23:22.580 I mean, he's talking about that when white people eat something, something about our

00:23:28.960 white skin genetics makes it smell good.

00:23:31.280 So he's obviously saying that he can't stand the smell of black people's farts.

00:23:35.800 Now, that's racist.

00:23:36.700 Please.

00:23:39.580 I live with a friend and he's doing his best to go to photography school.

00:23:43.580 And me, I have more passion for it.

00:23:46.080 Please.

00:23:46.440 He's trying to go to photography school.

00:23:48.460 I'm praying on this.

00:23:49.640 I wish for this.

00:23:50.360 It's like a late birthday gift and an early Christmas list.

00:23:52.600 He says he's praying on it.

00:23:54.440 Can you imagine, listen, you know, like if you were his roommate and you hear him going

00:23:59.160 into his room and he gets down on his knees by the bed and clasps his hands and says,

00:24:03.380 please, dear Lord, sweet Jesus, send me a blonde to be the chicken sauce of my funnel

00:24:11.840 noodles.

00:24:14.540 Please.

00:24:15.180 Please, somebody put me a fart smell white porn.

00:24:17.380 Please.

00:24:18.560 Please.

00:24:19.260 Please.

00:24:21.320 Thank you.

00:24:22.420 You're welcome.

00:24:24.440 Yeah, he's got another video here.

00:24:27.880 I mean, if I had a nickel for every time he says, please, I'd be a millionaire.

00:24:31.980 Yeah.

00:24:32.260 Well, he's not only, not only is he a great self-promoter for being part of male fart white

00:24:42.360 porn, but he's also political.

00:24:45.680 Check this out.

00:24:49.340 Does he want Donald Trump to give him a name?

00:24:51.520 I'm making a YouTube video.

00:24:52.680 I just want to say that white fart matter and all life matter.

00:24:57.560 I love white guys fart.

00:24:59.260 And yes, all lives matter.

00:25:01.340 All lives matter.

00:25:03.300 All lives matter.

00:25:04.860 I love white guys farts.

00:25:07.120 Take care.

00:25:08.400 Sorry, I've been busy with my writing.

00:25:09.800 With my scribbles.

00:25:13.520 This is the butthole.

00:25:15.260 I've been drawing more fart male white porn cartoons with my Crayola.

00:25:25.860 He wants the fire coming out that butthole.

00:25:29.020 Oh, Jesus.

00:25:32.620 Jesus.

00:25:34.400 I wonder, I wonder if he, if he's been introduced to the joys of avocado oil.

00:25:41.020 Oh.

00:25:42.120 Like the anus negro.

00:25:44.420 Apparently, he's, his only interest in the anus is the gases released by white men who eat

00:25:51.340 particular foods and he, he, he's put a lot of thought into this.

00:25:56.360 Right.

00:25:56.800 It doesn't necessarily, oh.

00:25:58.760 It doesn't apply that he's gay.

00:26:00.900 No, not at all.

00:26:04.560 He's not, he said he doesn't talk like this because he's gay.

00:26:07.540 He just naturally has a high voice.

00:26:09.080 So then why doesn't he want, why is he excluding white women's farts?

00:26:14.140 Well, it must be a body chemistry thing.

00:26:15.980 Oh.

00:26:16.320 Yeah.

00:26:17.040 So it's also misogynist, this fetish of his.

00:26:20.760 Yeah.

00:26:21.060 Indeed, yeah.

00:26:21.860 But, but I mean.

00:26:24.900 Because the front hole smell is, is just unbearable.

00:26:27.280 Yeah, but can you, well, if you grew up in the black community, I'm just saying here.

00:26:34.620 Um, but yeah, he, uh, uh, he has put so much thought into this.

00:26:39.840 I mean, he, he has charts and it's like, if you're a redhead, he wants you to eat the

00:26:46.600 following foods.

00:26:47.560 If you're blind, the following foods, that's what he's saying.

00:26:49.740 He wants the blind to, you know, give him the chicken sauce on his funnel noodles.

00:26:56.280 He wants the brunette.

00:27:00.160 He wants the, he wants the, uh,

00:27:03.200 he wants the redhead to be the spicy Buffalo wing sauce on his funnel noodles.

00:27:13.700 Fucking fun.

00:27:14.620 I, you know, all my life, even growing up as a, as a young, young guy, you know, the idea

00:27:22.580 first got put into my head.

00:27:24.000 You know, once my voice changed, people would tell me you should be on the radio.

00:27:28.380 You'd be really good on the radio because you have a, you have a good voice and you can

00:27:33.420 talk forever.

00:27:34.340 Right.

00:27:34.920 And I thought, yeah, you know, I, I like that idea.

00:27:38.840 Um, man, I never really thought much about it.

00:27:41.080 Cause you know, the idea of being on the radio sounded good, but I didn't want to be one

00:27:46.500 of these guys who's like, okay, kids.

00:27:48.760 And, uh, that was staying alive by the Bee Gees.

00:27:52.260 It's 82 degrees outside.

00:27:53.960 The time is 10 23 and you know, here's the next song or whatever.

00:28:00.080 And I wasn't interested in that.

00:28:01.280 And then I, you know, I heard talk radio, political talk radio when it first came out.

00:28:04.940 I thought, yeah, this would be awesome.

00:28:06.040 I'd love to do this.

00:28:06.840 And I entertained that dream for many years.

00:28:09.460 And the internet made it come through, true, but all that time, I never once envisioned

00:28:16.640 myself deconstructing, uh, funnel noodles and shit.

00:28:27.160 Though I have to say, I'm not unhappy with where I landed.

00:28:32.220 You're tackling the issues that most won't dare touch with a 10 foot pole.

00:28:36.560 That's right.

00:28:37.100 We're talking, we're talking about power.

00:28:39.460 That's right.

00:28:40.160 We're talking about the stuff that matters here.

00:28:42.980 Oh my God.

00:28:44.100 You know, it's funny.

00:28:44.980 My, my, my whole life I've been told that my farts are exceptionally stinky and that I

00:28:51.160 should do a fart funnel noodle, uh, videos.

00:28:53.900 So, well, I can get you this guy's number, but, uh, and he says he'll pay.

00:29:00.440 He has paid to be farted on.

00:29:02.660 Well, maybe I should call it.

00:29:04.080 Yeah.

00:29:04.320 I was just going to say, can I fart in a bottle and send it to him?

00:29:07.240 It'd be like an audition.

00:29:11.620 I can't pour stale farts on my funnel noodles.

00:29:19.200 These farts have expired.

00:29:22.520 Send me a, send me a, dank, stale, nasty farts in a bottle.

00:29:28.160 I don't smell like, smell like Snapple.

00:29:31.800 I don't want to pour no Snapple fart on my funnel noodle.

00:29:34.520 How dare you?

00:29:36.640 You're not taking this seriously.

00:29:38.500 You're insulting me in my, please, please, please, please.

00:29:44.620 Don't send it to me in a bottle.

00:29:46.440 Just come to Philadelphia.

00:29:47.160 I've heard this theory that we've, that like, we're all dead and we're living in hell.

00:30:00.940 And, you know, maybe that's the case here.

00:30:04.080 Check your man out.

00:30:08.780 Check out your man now.

00:30:11.300 Your man, ice cold.

00:30:13.020 Ice cold.

00:30:14.540 My nigga.

00:30:16.240 Ain't nothing cooling.

00:30:17.300 What you up to?

00:30:18.540 I'm going to get fucked, homie.

00:30:20.500 It's time to come up.

00:30:23.300 Why you out here butt-ass naked with a crack pipe in your hand?

00:30:27.820 And you got a stem in your hand, son.

00:30:30.000 I'm trying to get fucked, homie.

00:30:31.180 Hey, we'll go out on Farmers and do it.

00:30:34.340 Yeah.

00:30:35.560 You butt-ass naked, nigga.

00:30:37.100 Yeah, I'm trying to get fucked.

00:30:38.560 Nah, nigga, you need some medicine.

00:30:39.820 What you got your hand in your asshole for?

00:30:41.440 Because I'm trying to get fucked.

00:30:46.680 That's the best one.

00:30:47.980 Oh, God.

00:30:51.300 That's the best one.

00:30:52.680 Don't get too close to the car.

00:30:53.680 You might get run the fuck over.

00:30:55.560 Why you got your hand up your ass?

00:30:57.820 Because I'm trying to get fucked.

00:30:58.960 And he got his hand in his asshole.

00:31:04.260 That's amazing.

00:31:07.200 So, you like to stand out on the corner

00:31:11.360 with a crack pipe in one hand

00:31:14.820 and the other hand in the asshole.

00:31:18.880 Why is that?

00:31:19.760 I'm trying to get fucked.

00:31:21.020 Amazing.

00:31:21.540 Don't you know, as a man,

00:31:27.080 if you're an alpha, you fuck.

00:31:29.160 You don't fuck.

00:31:31.220 But you are made up

00:31:32.900 because you want to be fucked.

00:31:35.940 You're standing out there on the corner

00:31:40.000 butt-ass naked

00:31:42.520 with a crack pipe in your hand

00:31:44.740 and your other hand

00:31:46.440 in your butthole

00:31:48.800 because of your mother.

00:31:53.980 You need to forgive your mother

00:31:55.980 and put some clothes on.

00:32:00.680 My God.

00:32:01.940 My God.

00:32:02.560 You know.

00:32:03.900 And they say

00:32:04.800 there's no hope for the black community.

00:32:10.040 This proves them all wrong.

00:32:12.100 Yeah.

00:32:12.460 This is

00:32:17.440 one of the few times

00:32:19.820 that I wish we were on

00:32:21.960 a terrestrial radio-style format

00:32:23.980 instead of, you know,

00:32:26.980 the long-form podcast thing

00:32:28.920 where I could say,

00:32:29.460 okay, we got a break for commercial.

00:32:31.400 We'll be right back.

00:32:33.000 I mean, where do you go from this?

00:32:36.040 Did you hear about the guy

00:32:37.240 losing his watch in London?

00:32:39.360 Yeah.

00:32:40.060 Yeah, he lost it somewhere.

00:32:41.340 Something, he like died

00:32:43.240 and left it somewhere.

00:32:44.240 Well, do you want to take this one

00:32:46.000 and hate Farmer?

00:32:47.180 Sure.

00:32:48.020 Killed for a watch.

00:32:49.620 First pictures of music producer,

00:32:51.200 25, stabbed to death

00:32:52.480 for a 60,000-pound watch

00:32:54.980 before a knifeman hid in a mosque.

00:32:58.320 How did they carry it off?

00:33:01.160 With a forklift?

00:33:02.000 Womp, womp, womp, womp.

00:33:05.340 Yeah.

00:33:07.540 So that'd be like a $70,000 watch.

00:33:10.240 At least.

00:33:10.640 I'm surprised that these blacks,

00:33:12.660 these Africans,

00:33:13.740 I just assume they're African,

00:33:16.100 they could just be proud white men

00:33:18.960 that, you know,

00:33:19.920 would do such a thing

00:33:20.500 and then hide in a mosque.

00:33:22.540 How would they know

00:33:23.340 that it's like such a valuable watch?

00:33:25.760 But anyway.

00:33:26.840 Yeah.

00:33:27.140 So this guy,

00:33:28.080 Zaheer Visitor, 25,

00:33:30.380 he ain't a visitor there,

00:33:32.400 he's a permanent resident,

00:33:33.440 oh, because you're dead.

00:33:35.360 Oh!

00:33:35.800 Was found with stab wounds

00:33:39.420 in a housing block in Westminster

00:33:40.980 shortly after saying goodbye

00:33:42.860 to his parents

00:33:43.500 and two younger brothers

00:33:44.360 before they left for the airport.

00:33:45.760 So he, oh, fuck.

00:33:46.840 He didn't make it to the airport.

00:33:48.220 Jesus.

00:33:48.680 Yeah.

00:33:49.080 So anyway,

00:33:49.500 these guys fled to a mosque

00:33:50.820 and the police didn't pursue them.

00:33:52.660 They hid in the mosque for,

00:33:53.700 let's see,

00:33:55.400 a couple hours

00:33:56.560 and then apparently fled.

00:33:57.960 So then the police had to,

00:33:59.200 had to go track them down.

00:34:01.220 Yeah.

00:34:01.980 Well, you know,

00:34:02.440 that used to be the tactic

00:34:03.660 in America

00:34:05.700 like pre-World War II

00:34:07.580 like when the Klan

00:34:08.780 would go out

00:34:09.580 and, you know,

00:34:11.380 lynch a dozen Negroes

00:34:12.640 or whatever.

00:34:13.280 If the police didn't like it

00:34:14.360 and started chasing them,

00:34:15.280 they'd run into

00:34:15.800 the First Baptist Church

00:34:16.900 and the police were afraid

00:34:17.940 to come in after them.

00:34:21.800 Because of like

00:34:22.520 religious sensibilities

00:34:23.440 or are you joking?

00:34:24.460 No, no,

00:34:25.160 because, you know,

00:34:25.920 the people inside the church,

00:34:27.180 they were so likely to,

00:34:28.680 well, you know

00:34:30.080 how these Christians are.

00:34:32.960 They're violent.

00:34:33.900 No, I mean, seriously,

00:34:34.860 the fucking police

00:34:35.720 are afraid of these

00:34:36.520 goddamn Muslims.

00:34:38.160 That's exactly

00:34:38.780 what's going on here.

00:34:40.040 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:34:42.660 Yeah, I was being ironic,

00:34:44.280 but I guess not ironic enough.

00:34:46.300 I can't tell sometimes.

00:34:47.640 For the rest of the show,

00:34:48.800 for the rest of the show,

00:34:50.280 I'm going to be

00:34:51.260 100% non-ironic.

00:34:56.820 Don't do that.

00:34:58.180 Yeah.

00:34:58.820 The ADA,

00:34:59.880 you know,

00:35:01.100 you're working with my autism here,

00:35:02.360 so you got to be

00:35:03.040 within the

00:35:04.380 Americans with Disabilities Act.

00:35:05.860 Well, you don't have autism.

00:35:07.840 What does it matter?

00:35:08.820 You as a beta

00:35:09.640 and

00:35:11.020 your mother gave you

00:35:13.380 this autism.

00:35:14.820 No, I would never.

00:35:15.440 I'm just trying to get fucked.

00:35:16.500 I would.

00:35:20.100 I would never accuse

00:35:21.760 Hate Farmer

00:35:22.300 of being a beta.

00:35:23.720 Hate Farmer is all men.

00:35:25.220 He has no ego.

00:35:26.500 The ego is for the woman.

00:35:28.180 Go ahead, Hate Farmer.

00:35:29.800 Well, I'd just like to say,

00:35:30.640 I've got balls of steel.

00:35:34.420 Balls, balls, balls.

00:35:37.040 So, we,

00:35:38.100 let's see,

00:35:38.540 we do have officers

00:35:39.500 searching the area

00:35:40.600 for the suspect.

00:35:41.280 Yeah, so they ran into a mosque.

00:35:43.180 They were held up

00:35:44.620 for about two hours

00:35:45.580 and then apparently

00:35:46.820 they managed

00:35:47.520 to escape the mosque.

00:35:48.940 And now they're free

00:35:50.320 and they're going to go

00:35:51.460 upon that 70 pound,

00:35:52.740 70,000 pound,

00:35:53.740 or $70,000

00:35:54.560 I think would probably

00:35:55.600 be the American value.

00:35:56.580 Well, just think how easy,

00:35:58.360 just think how easy

00:35:59.140 it would be

00:35:59.480 to get away like this.

00:36:00.460 You run inside the mosque

00:36:01.780 and you grab

00:36:03.060 one of those fucking hijabs,

00:36:04.860 the totally black thing

00:36:06.540 that covers your whole body

00:36:07.660 except your eyes

00:36:08.500 and you just throw that over you

00:36:09.700 and walk right out

00:36:10.580 when mosque lets out.

00:36:13.640 Because if they're scared

00:36:14.880 to come inside the mosque

00:36:15.960 and get you,

00:36:17.140 they're damn sure

00:36:17.740 not going to start grabbing,

00:36:19.180 you know,

00:36:19.460 yanking those hijabs

00:36:20.640 off all the women

00:36:21.620 who come out

00:36:22.520 to make sure

00:36:23.040 it's not some dude.

00:36:24.600 Yeah.

00:36:24.860 Well, the ironic thing

00:36:26.840 is too that this dude,

00:36:28.200 this dude,

00:36:28.800 if he's Chechen,

00:36:29.600 more than likely

00:36:30.320 he's also Muslim

00:36:31.660 or, you know,

00:36:32.360 like effects to be Muslim.

00:36:34.720 Yeah, maybe so.

00:36:35.760 He, yeah, could be.

00:36:38.280 Well, these Muslims here

00:36:39.960 probably prevented

00:36:40.880 some other Muslim

00:36:42.040 Chechen from blowing up

00:36:44.040 some marathon

00:36:46.320 or something.

00:36:47.460 Yeah.

00:36:48.560 But I mean,

00:36:49.300 walking around.

00:36:49.860 His $60,000 pressure cooker.

00:36:53.020 Walking around

00:36:53.960 in some crappy area

00:36:55.360 of London

00:36:56.020 with a 60,000 pound

00:36:58.080 or $70,000

00:36:59.120 or whatever it is

00:37:00.060 watch.

00:37:01.360 Well, this is Westminster.

00:37:03.600 Well,

00:37:04.400 it's London.

00:37:05.840 Yeah,

00:37:06.340 that's true.

00:37:07.000 They're everywhere.

00:37:08.080 I mean,

00:37:08.360 there aren't,

00:37:08.980 they're all crappy parts,

00:37:10.300 aren't they?

00:37:11.960 I mean,

00:37:12.260 it's majority Muslim.

00:37:13.360 It's majority Muslim

00:37:14.440 there now.

00:37:15.300 Yeah.

00:37:15.680 Yeah.

00:37:16.820 I mean,

00:37:17.280 it has been for a while.

00:37:18.980 Fucking hate that city.

00:37:21.340 Yeah.

00:37:22.520 31 people

00:37:23.380 have been stabbed

00:37:24.040 to death

00:37:24.500 in London

00:37:25.100 so far this year.

00:37:26.720 Well,

00:37:27.740 they're going to have

00:37:28.500 to start doing

00:37:29.100 some of those

00:37:29.560 knife buybacks again.

00:37:31.160 They've actually done some.

00:37:33.120 You know how we have

00:37:33.800 these things

00:37:34.220 they call gun buybacks?

00:37:35.860 Yeah.

00:37:36.700 You know,

00:37:37.020 where it's like,

00:37:38.540 yeah,

00:37:38.900 and the gun buybacks

00:37:40.860 are such a joke.

00:37:42.380 It's like,

00:37:42.700 they'll do the gun buybacks

00:37:43.860 and people figure it out

00:37:47.700 and the cops can't stop them.

00:37:49.980 They'll go,

00:37:50.260 people who are into guns

00:37:51.980 will go and stand out

00:37:53.240 on the sidewalk

00:37:54.700 and like,

00:37:55.620 all these old ladies

00:37:56.780 will be coming in

00:37:57.720 and like,

00:37:58.560 they've got,

00:37:59.760 you know,

00:38:00.260 their dead husband,

00:38:02.280 like his hunting rifles

00:38:03.680 and shotguns and stuff

00:38:04.860 and they'll be like,

00:38:06.200 you know,

00:38:07.420 Winchester double barrels

00:38:08.900 and no tell,

00:38:09.800 you know,

00:38:10.880 1892 model 3030s

00:38:13.480 that,

00:38:13.920 you know,

00:38:14.600 were the really badass ones

00:38:15.920 made before World War II

00:38:17.020 or whatever.

00:38:17.500 They're all wood

00:38:18.440 and milled steel

00:38:19.640 and shit

00:38:20.180 that are worth

00:38:21.660 thousands of dollars

00:38:22.780 a piece

00:38:23.220 and they're going to go

00:38:23.800 turn them in

00:38:24.380 for a fucking gift card

00:38:26.140 at the grocery store.

00:38:27.480 It's like,

00:38:27.980 well,

00:38:28.240 you know,

00:38:28.560 I don't have any use for them.

00:38:29.820 It just scares me

00:38:30.660 to have them at the house.

00:38:31.840 I'm going to give them

00:38:32.400 to these nice policemen

00:38:33.580 and these guys

00:38:34.680 will stand out there

00:38:35.280 and like,

00:38:35.900 well,

00:38:36.020 they're going to give you

00:38:36.580 a $50 gift card.

00:38:37.780 I'll give you $100 a piece.

00:38:39.480 Oh,

00:38:39.800 okay.

00:38:40.300 And it pisses the cops

00:38:41.560 off so bad.

00:38:42.440 But when they don't do that

00:38:45.060 and there have been

00:38:45.820 a lot of stories about this

00:38:47.320 because the cops

00:38:48.880 will get caught doing it.

00:38:50.060 It's such a fucking scandal.

00:38:51.380 They'll be like,

00:38:51.600 okay,

00:38:51.900 here's your gift card.

00:38:54.080 And they'll be like,

00:38:54.440 I'm keeping this.

00:38:56.180 Fuck that shit.

00:38:57.040 I'm keeping this.

00:38:59.040 That's a fucking

00:39:01.040 World War I Luger

00:39:02.320 in mint condition.

00:39:03.400 I'm keeping this shit.

00:39:04.660 That's a fucking

00:39:09.900 tanker Luger.

00:39:11.420 You know how much

00:39:12.000 that's worth?

00:39:14.160 There have been other people

00:39:15.080 trolling those gun buybacks

00:39:16.720 and they just take

00:39:17.400 like rubber band guns

00:39:19.060 and turn them in.

00:39:20.500 Well,

00:39:20.700 yeah.

00:39:22.280 You said gun buyback,

00:39:23.900 nigga.

00:39:24.100 This is a gun.

00:39:25.000 Well,

00:39:25.400 that's trolling them.

00:39:26.580 But there was another thing

00:39:27.760 that was going on.

00:39:28.160 I've seen the pictures

00:39:29.160 of the guns they would buy

00:39:30.260 and they would be

00:39:31.100 full of zip guns.

00:39:33.280 You know,

00:39:33.500 zip guns is where

00:39:34.280 you take a little piece

00:39:34.980 of pipe and you make it

00:39:37.640 to where you can cram

00:39:38.380 a bullet or a shotgun

00:39:39.420 shell in it and you

00:39:40.460 have some crap hooked

00:39:42.000 up to it with,

00:39:43.400 you know,

00:39:43.980 where you can pull back

00:39:45.620 some kind of a hammer

00:39:46.700 that you've made out of,

00:39:48.940 you know,

00:39:49.720 whatever cheap metals

00:39:50.860 laying around.

00:39:51.900 Like a mousetrap.

00:39:52.360 Heavy duty rubber bands

00:39:53.560 and you just pull it back

00:39:54.200 and pow.

00:39:54.940 You know,

00:39:55.100 I mean,

00:39:56.080 they used to make

00:39:57.180 these things in prison

00:39:58.280 and they'll bring

00:40:01.520 those up there.

00:40:03.260 You know,

00:40:03.720 when there'll be times

00:40:04.320 where they're actually

00:40:04.800 giving money

00:40:05.520 or they're giving

00:40:06.180 gift certificates

00:40:07.140 to someplace

00:40:07.780 they actually want.

00:40:08.660 They're like,

00:40:09.220 shit,

00:40:09.520 let's make 20 zip guns

00:40:10.700 and carry them up there.

00:40:12.400 They'll carry these

00:40:14.340 fucking things

00:40:15.040 that aren't worth

00:40:15.520 two cents

00:40:16.040 and probably don't even fire

00:40:17.320 and get all that money

00:40:19.840 or all that gift card shit.

00:40:21.620 And they'll still buy

00:40:22.400 those things?

00:40:23.660 Yeah.

00:40:24.140 Yeah.

00:40:24.640 Wow.

00:40:24.920 It's a gun.

00:40:26.100 It's a firearm.

00:40:27.160 Whatever.

00:40:28.460 But

00:40:28.700 they have

00:40:32.500 knife,

00:40:33.480 they have had

00:40:34.080 some knife buybacks

00:40:35.300 like that.

00:40:35.840 I mean,

00:40:36.100 they're seriously,

00:40:37.940 pretty soon

00:40:38.720 they're gonna

00:40:39.100 ban the shit.

00:40:40.280 They're gonna make

00:40:40.800 all of the UK

00:40:42.040 like a prison kitchen.

00:40:45.020 You know,

00:40:45.220 you go in a prison kitchen

00:40:46.360 and in any kitchen

00:40:47.700 you've gotta have knives.

00:40:48.980 You gotta have

00:40:49.640 sharp knives,

00:40:50.440 big knives and all that.

00:40:51.200 so they put the knives

00:40:53.140 on heavy fucking

00:40:54.560 stainless steel cable

00:40:56.340 that's attached

00:40:57.220 to the cutting surface

00:41:01.900 you know,

00:41:03.340 to a pole

00:41:04.220 that is

00:41:04.740 embedded in the concrete

00:41:06.440 where they can't

00:41:07.260 carry it off.

00:41:08.040 They've got like

00:41:08.640 just enough room

00:41:09.820 that they can use the knife

00:41:11.100 but they can't like

00:41:11.920 turn around

00:41:13.120 and stab the guy

00:41:14.100 working behind them

00:41:15.020 with it or whatever.

00:41:16.600 And that's how

00:41:17.480 kitchens are gonna

00:41:18.160 have to be equipped

00:41:18.900 and they're gonna be

00:41:19.620 sending

00:41:20.020 the pointy object

00:41:23.320 squad

00:41:24.440 of the Metropolitan

00:41:26.220 Police Force.

00:41:28.040 Boy,

00:41:28.280 you got a license

00:41:29.620 for that but a knife.

00:41:31.080 Yeah.

00:41:36.780 Well,

00:41:37.280 anyway,

00:41:37.440 to conclude the story

00:41:38.280 they haven't found the dude.

00:41:40.320 They fled into a mosque

00:41:41.340 and then

00:41:41.700 they got away.

00:41:43.720 So,

00:41:44.100 that's just another

00:41:44.980 murder victim

00:41:45.500 that's never gonna be

00:41:46.280 you know,

00:41:47.500 find justice

00:41:48.100 where his family

00:41:48.980 is going to.

00:41:49.620 You know,

00:41:50.540 that's what the Brits

00:41:51.220 fought World War II

00:41:52.300 for was to make sure

00:41:53.640 that no Muslim criminal

00:41:55.400 would ever be

00:41:56.440 prosecuted in the UK

00:41:57.780 and they are

00:42:00.260 achieving that dream.

00:42:01.820 Yeah.

00:42:02.240 They're very pleased now.

00:42:03.700 Their spirits can rest easy.

00:42:05.420 Yeah,

00:42:05.600 thank God

00:42:06.380 they killed Hitler.

00:42:07.640 Yeah.

00:42:08.540 Thank God

00:42:09.360 they're not speaking

00:42:09.920 German now.

00:42:11.020 Oh my God.

00:42:12.360 That'd be the worst.

00:42:12.840 Oh my God.

00:42:13.860 Yeah.

00:42:16.420 I believe I'd learn

00:42:17.540 to speak German

00:42:18.260 if I could have

00:42:18.820 an all-white country

00:42:19.680 in exchange.

00:42:20.540 Hell yeah.

00:42:21.120 Oh,

00:42:21.460 fuck yeah.

00:42:22.300 I mean,

00:42:22.660 I prefer,

00:42:23.380 I prefer,

00:42:24.200 you know,

00:42:24.760 Anglo supremacy

00:42:25.680 but

00:42:26.140 I mean,

00:42:27.460 of course,

00:42:27.740 the Germanic language

00:42:28.680 doesn't have anything

00:42:29.200 to do with it either

00:42:29.780 because look what's

00:42:30.320 happening over there.

00:42:31.080 They're saying

00:42:31.480 by next year,

00:42:32.700 2020,

00:42:33.920 German males

00:42:34.840 are going to be

00:42:36.580 a minority

00:42:37.100 of males in Germany.

00:42:38.560 It's going to take

00:42:39.020 a lot longer

00:42:39.560 before whites

00:42:40.680 are a minority

00:42:41.420 but the German males

00:42:42.600 are going to be

00:42:43.240 a minority of males

00:42:44.400 in Germany

00:42:45.740 by next year.

00:42:47.400 That's going to be

00:42:48.380 all fucking butterflies

00:42:49.520 and roses now,

00:42:50.560 isn't it?

00:42:51.120 Yeah.

00:42:51.860 I'm sure

00:42:52.300 Hitler's looking down

00:42:53.380 right now

00:42:53.880 and is pleased

00:42:54.680 as can be.

00:42:55.740 Oh yeah.

00:42:56.980 He's,

00:42:57.480 he's shedding

00:42:58.720 tears of joy.

00:43:00.080 Yeah.

00:43:01.120 Nazis totally

00:43:01.940 BTF-o'd.

00:43:03.140 Yeah,

00:43:03.860 yeah.

00:43:07.520 Like,

00:43:08.200 you should,

00:43:08.560 you should have

00:43:09.340 listened.

00:43:10.060 You should have

00:43:10.500 listened.

00:43:11.880 But anyway,

00:43:13.020 okay,

00:43:13.620 we got,

00:43:14.280 what kind of time

00:43:15.180 are we looking at,

00:43:15.820 Don?

00:43:16.400 37.

00:43:17.700 Okay,

00:43:18.380 we got plenty

00:43:18.980 of time.

00:43:20.080 There's a couple

00:43:20.760 of stories here

00:43:21.600 that are

00:43:22.120 kind of

00:43:23.860 tied to each other

00:43:28.260 and

00:43:29.180 so we'll

00:43:32.800 talk about

00:43:33.620 both of them

00:43:34.340 and then

00:43:34.720 discuss them.

00:43:35.860 The first one's

00:43:36.520 out of USA Today.

00:43:37.600 It says,

00:43:37.680 the headline,

00:43:38.960 we've never

00:43:39.380 seen anything

00:43:40.160 like this.

00:43:41.200 As Trump

00:43:42.040 threatens to

00:43:42.580 close border,

00:43:43.500 migrants

00:43:43.880 overwhelm

00:43:44.840 Texas cities.

00:43:47.780 Border patrol

00:43:48.900 agents expect

00:43:49.640 to see more

00:43:50.280 than 100,000

00:43:52.680 apprehensions

00:43:54.160 and encounters

00:43:54.920 with migrants

00:43:55.660 in March.

00:43:57.560 The highest

00:43:58.440 monthly total

00:43:59.660 in over a decade.

00:44:01.600 With majority

00:44:02.260 of these crossings

00:44:03.220 between ports

00:44:04.060 ports of entry,

00:44:05.660 our vast majority

00:44:06.660 of those crossings

00:44:08.280 between ports

00:44:10.340 of entry

00:44:10.820 turn themselves

00:44:11.680 into border

00:44:12.540 patrol agents

00:44:13.340 seeking asylum.

00:44:14.800 See,

00:44:14.920 they've been

00:44:15.180 taught this

00:44:16.000 by I don't

00:44:18.540 know who.

00:44:20.080 There's some

00:44:20.680 group,

00:44:22.440 some international

00:44:23.760 actors

00:44:24.880 that tell them

00:44:26.540 just cross the

00:44:28.180 border and find

00:44:28.960 the nearest

00:44:29.840 border patrol agent

00:44:32.340 and throw up

00:44:32.920 your arms

00:44:33.460 and tell them

00:44:34.060 you want

00:44:34.540 asylum.

00:44:35.800 And they'll

00:44:36.160 have to give

00:44:36.660 you a ride

00:44:37.280 into the

00:44:37.980 country.

00:44:38.480 On Friday,

00:44:43.300 Trump threatened

00:44:43.800 to close the

00:44:44.400 U.S.-Mexico

00:44:45.100 border if

00:44:46.240 Mexico didn't

00:44:46.860 stop undocumented

00:44:47.860 migrants from

00:44:48.600 coming.

00:44:49.160 El Paso,

00:44:49.900 under a bridge

00:44:50.400 connecting the

00:44:51.020 U.S. with

00:44:51.360 Mexico,

00:44:51.860 dozens of

00:44:52.400 migrant families

00:44:53.260 cram into a

00:44:54.500 makeshift camp

00:44:55.440 set up by U.S.

00:44:56.440 Customs and

00:44:56.980 Border Protection.

00:44:58.320 The families are

00:44:58.980 there because

00:44:59.600 permanent processing

00:45:00.740 facilities have

00:45:01.660 run out of

00:45:02.680 room.

00:45:04.500 700 miles

00:45:05.620 east,

00:45:06.200 busload after

00:45:06.940 busload of

00:45:07.820 weary

00:45:08.220 bedraggled

00:45:09.060 immigrants crowd

00:45:10.600 into the

00:45:11.220 Catholic Charities

00:45:12.520 Humanitarian

00:45:13.420 Respite Center

00:45:14.640 in McAllen,

00:45:16.020 Texas.

00:45:17.260 Organizers there

00:45:18.180 are used to

00:45:18.680 handling 200 to

00:45:19.680 300 migrants

00:45:20.440 a day.

00:45:21.560 Lately,

00:45:21.920 the migrants

00:45:22.400 have been

00:45:22.760 arriving at a

00:45:23.440 clip of around

00:45:24.080 800 a day,

00:45:25.000 overflowing the

00:45:25.720 respite center

00:45:26.560 and straining

00:45:28.040 city resources.

00:45:29.160 It's staggering,

00:45:30.660 McAllen City

00:45:31.420 Manager Roy

00:45:32.260 Rodriguez said.

00:45:33.700 Really,

00:45:34.140 we've never seen

00:45:34.760 anything like

00:45:35.680 this before.

00:45:37.060 Along the

00:45:37.640 Texas border

00:45:38.180 with Mexico

00:45:38.700 from El Paso

00:45:39.700 to Eagle

00:45:40.120 Pass to

00:45:40.660 the Rio Grande

00:45:41.340 Valley,

00:45:42.420 masses of

00:45:42.980 migrants have

00:45:43.560 been crossing

00:45:44.040 the border

00:45:44.460 in unprecedented

00:45:45.460 numbers,

00:45:46.780 overwhelming

00:45:47.200 federal holding

00:45:48.020 facilities and

00:45:48.720 sending local

00:45:49.340 leaders and

00:45:50.280 volunteers scrambling

00:45:51.440 to deal with

00:45:52.220 the relentless

00:45:52.860 waves of

00:45:53.940 people.

00:45:55.380 U.S.

00:45:55.860 Customs and

00:45:56.380 Border Protection

00:45:57.040 Commissioner

00:45:57.620 Keith

00:45:58.400 McAleenan

00:46:00.020 said Wednesday

00:46:01.480 during a visit

00:46:02.180 to El Paso

00:46:03.080 that the

00:46:03.820 border had

00:46:04.380 hit its

00:46:04.900 breaking

00:46:05.300 point and

00:46:06.260 urged Congress

00:46:07.000 to come up

00:46:07.480 with legislative

00:46:08.100 solutions to

00:46:08.820 the problem.

00:46:10.240 Border Patrol

00:46:10.700 officials were

00:46:11.780 on pace in

00:46:12.680 March for

00:46:13.220 more than

00:46:13.560 100,000

00:46:14.460 apprehensions

00:46:15.080 and encounters

00:46:15.620 with migrants.

00:46:16.620 The highest

00:46:17.080 monthly tally

00:46:17.880 in over a

00:46:18.400 decade,

00:46:18.880 he said.

00:46:19.720 Around 90%

00:46:20.800 of these,

00:46:21.400 or 90,000,

00:46:22.940 crossed the

00:46:23.480 border between

00:46:24.760 legal ports

00:46:26.020 of entry.

00:46:26.560 So there's,

00:46:27.220 right there,

00:46:28.040 you know,

00:46:28.220 that's been

00:46:28.480 the Democrats'

00:46:29.240 big argument

00:46:29.900 about no

00:46:30.360 all.

00:46:31.400 He said,

00:46:31.680 oh,

00:46:31.920 well,

00:46:32.920 the vast

00:46:33.700 majority of

00:46:34.320 them cross

00:46:34.900 at the

00:46:35.760 ports of

00:46:36.480 entry,

00:46:36.840 so we'll

00:46:37.180 just,

00:46:37.740 you know,

00:46:38.960 we'll send

00:46:39.380 a few more

00:46:39.780 agents to

00:46:40.220 that.

00:46:40.520 Well,

00:46:40.680 no,

00:46:41.020 as everyone

00:46:41.520 knew,

00:46:41.960 they're

00:46:42.200 crossing

00:46:42.620 between

00:46:42.980 them.

00:46:44.660 The vast

00:46:45.420 majority of

00:46:45.960 those crossing

00:46:46.500 between

00:46:46.920 ports of

00:46:47.360 entry turn

00:46:47.900 themselves

00:46:48.320 into

00:46:48.580 Border Patrol

00:46:49.080 agents

00:46:49.440 seeking

00:46:49.820 asylum.

00:46:51.080 The surge

00:46:51.500 numbers are

00:46:52.100 just overwhelming

00:46:53.060 the entire

00:46:53.880 system,

00:46:54.920 McAleenan

00:46:55.400 said.

00:46:56.360 President

00:46:56.680 Donald

00:46:57.020 Trump

00:46:57.260 recently

00:46:57.700 declared a

00:46:58.320 national

00:46:58.680 emergency at

00:46:59.380 the border

00:46:59.760 to secure

00:47:00.640 funding for

00:47:01.200 a proposed

00:47:01.820 wall,

00:47:02.640 despite

00:47:03.060 congressional

00:47:03.660 opposition.

00:47:05.120 On Friday,

00:47:05.680 the president

00:47:06.120 in a tweet

00:47:06.700 threatened to

00:47:07.180 close the

00:47:07.700 U.S.-Mexico

00:47:08.400 border if

00:47:09.840 Mexico didn't

00:47:10.460 stop undocumented

00:47:11.480 migrants from

00:47:12.680 coming.

00:47:14.560 But not even

00:47:15.060 Trump's proposed

00:47:15.840 wall could

00:47:16.340 stop,

00:47:16.660 okay,

00:47:17.100 now here's

00:47:17.480 where we

00:47:17.760 start

00:47:18.120 editorializing.

00:47:20.460 Not even

00:47:20.860 Trump's proposed

00:47:21.580 wall could

00:47:22.080 stop the wave

00:47:22.680 of migrants

00:47:23.140 overflowing

00:47:23.620 shelters in

00:47:24.720 the Rio Grande

00:47:25.260 Valley,

00:47:25.900 where the

00:47:26.420 vast majority

00:47:27.020 are turning

00:47:27.480 themselves in

00:47:28.120 to apply

00:47:28.480 for asylum.

00:47:29.080 McAllen

00:47:30.420 Mayor Jim

00:47:30.920 Darling said,

00:47:31.560 well,

00:47:31.640 yes,

00:47:31.880 they could.

00:47:33.220 You put up

00:47:33.900 the fucking

00:47:34.260 wall and

00:47:34.620 they can't

00:47:34.980 come in

00:47:35.300 here and

00:47:35.660 beg for

00:47:36.000 asylum.

00:47:37.600 Yeah,

00:47:37.860 like,

00:47:38.120 what,

00:47:38.220 do they

00:47:38.340 phase shift

00:47:39.200 and,

00:47:39.580 like,

00:47:39.780 pass through

00:47:40.280 the wall?

00:47:40.880 What about

00:47:41.300 that wheelchair

00:47:41.940 bean person?

00:47:43.480 Right.

00:47:43.700 You know,

00:47:43.760 he couldn't

00:47:43.980 even make

00:47:44.680 it across

00:47:45.040 the Rio

00:47:45.380 Grande.

00:47:45.760 How's

00:47:45.960 the dude

00:47:46.240 in a

00:47:46.400 wheelchair

00:47:46.660 going to

00:47:46.920 cross that?

00:47:47.180 Yeah,

00:47:47.200 why did

00:47:47.520 we bring

00:47:47.860 him in

00:47:48.160 here so

00:47:48.520 he could

00:47:48.780 fucking

00:47:49.000 request it?

00:47:49.740 He

00:47:49.880 should

00:47:50.280 have

00:47:50.360 been

00:47:50.500 forced

00:47:50.800 to cross

00:47:51.160 the

00:47:51.380 fucking

00:47:59.080 a wall

00:48:02.000 would go

00:48:02.280 up on

00:48:02.600 levees

00:48:02.940 about a

00:48:03.280 mile from

00:48:03.660 the winding

00:48:04.060 Rio Grande

00:48:04.820 which is

00:48:05.280 the U.S.-Mexico

00:48:06.000 border.

00:48:06.460 Migrants

00:48:06.800 will just

00:48:07.500 have to

00:48:07.800 cross the

00:48:08.260 river to

00:48:08.580 be in

00:48:08.820 U.S.

00:48:09.160 territory

00:48:09.460 and seek

00:48:09.860 asylum.

00:48:10.400 He said,

00:48:10.600 whoa,

00:48:10.840 if that's

00:48:11.260 the case,

00:48:11.680 I agree.

00:48:12.140 They need

00:48:12.380 to build

00:48:12.660 it a mile

00:48:13.060 on the

00:48:13.320 other

00:48:13.500 side

00:48:13.780 of the

00:48:13.960 fucking

00:48:14.200 border,

00:48:14.600 not on

00:48:14.880 this

00:48:15.040 side.

00:48:17.900 That's

00:48:18.260 not a

00:48:18.540 solution

00:48:18.880 for asylum

00:48:19.540 seekers,

00:48:20.020 Darling said.

00:48:20.480 Once in

00:48:20.760 the U.S.,

00:48:21.280 the migrants,

00:48:21.980 mostly families

00:48:22.620 from Central

00:48:23.380 America,

00:48:25.560 because

00:48:26.080 every Mexican

00:48:27.520 who can run

00:48:28.120 jump or swim

00:48:28.720 is already

00:48:29.080 here.

00:48:29.400 That's why

00:48:29.700 the Mexican

00:48:30.520 Olympic team

00:48:31.160 never gets

00:48:31.600 any gold

00:48:31.980 medals.

00:48:34.300 Once in

00:48:35.640 the U.S.,

00:48:36.740 the migrants,

00:48:37.660 mostly families

00:48:38.160 from Central

00:48:38.580 America,

00:48:38.940 are crowding

00:48:39.560 into facilities

00:48:40.400 designed to

00:48:41.620 host single

00:48:42.420 adult men,

00:48:43.320 said Teresa

00:48:43.820 Brown,

00:48:44.840 Director of

00:48:45.360 Immigration

00:48:45.800 and Cross-Border

00:48:46.500 Policy at

00:48:47.140 the Washington-based

00:48:48.240 Bipartisan

00:48:49.540 Policy Center

00:48:50.560 and a

00:48:51.460 former CBP

00:48:52.480 policy advisor

00:48:53.500 for Presidents

00:48:54.220 George W.

00:48:55.080 Bush and

00:48:55.440 Barack Obama.

00:48:57.520 So she's

00:48:58.440 part of the

00:48:58.840 problem.

00:49:01.320 Increasingly,

00:49:02.440 smugglers are

00:49:03.080 bringing larger

00:49:03.820 numbers of

00:49:04.420 families together

00:49:05.160 and delivering

00:49:06.160 them across

00:49:06.680 the Rio Grande,

00:49:07.600 knowing they'll

00:49:08.120 overrun facilities

00:49:09.180 and be released

00:49:10.340 until their

00:49:10.880 immigration court

00:49:11.740 date,

00:49:12.020 she said.

00:49:12.940 Under U.S.

00:49:13.440 law,

00:49:13.720 Border Patrol

00:49:14.120 is not supposed

00:49:14.660 to hold any

00:49:15.380 migrant longer

00:49:16.160 than 72

00:49:17.120 hours.

00:49:19.240 Usually Border

00:49:19.840 Patrol hands

00:49:20.440 them over to

00:49:20.920 Immigration and

00:49:22.960 Customs

00:49:23.400 Enforcement,

00:49:24.080 which can

00:49:25.320 detain families

00:49:26.120 for up to

00:49:26.520 20 days,

00:49:27.160 but all

00:49:27.680 of those

00:49:28.000 facilities

00:49:28.440 are overcrowded,

00:49:29.780 Brown said,

00:49:30.700 leading Border

00:49:31.220 Patrol to

00:49:31.720 skip the

00:49:32.140 transfer to

00:49:32.780 ICE and

00:49:33.320 release

00:49:33.720 migrants to

00:49:34.360 shelters

00:49:34.820 en masse.

00:49:37.320 This is a

00:49:38.020 system-wide

00:49:39.040 collapse,

00:49:39.920 she said.

00:49:42.240 And this

00:49:42.500 is what,

00:49:42.960 this is what,

00:49:44.460 I want to say

00:49:45.920 the Democrats,

00:49:46.520 but not the

00:49:46.920 Democrats.

00:49:47.940 This is what

00:49:48.520 the Democrats

00:49:49.140 and the

00:49:51.200 mainstream GOP

00:49:52.300 have purposely

00:49:53.340 been bringing

00:49:54.920 on.

00:49:55.200 This is what

00:49:55.560 they want.

00:49:56.640 They want to

00:49:57.880 collapse so

00:49:58.600 hard that we

00:50:00.360 throw our

00:50:00.780 hands up and

00:50:01.380 say,

00:50:01.620 okay,

00:50:02.020 we give up,

00:50:02.740 just open the

00:50:03.320 fucking border.

00:50:05.920 Yeah,

00:50:06.360 they want the

00:50:06.760 borders broken,

00:50:07.340 just like they

00:50:07.800 said in the

00:50:08.100 beginning,

00:50:08.460 that the

00:50:08.740 borders are

00:50:09.180 near the

00:50:09.440 breaking point,

00:50:10.180 and once it's

00:50:10.620 broken,

00:50:11.060 you know,

00:50:12.040 then what's

00:50:12.760 the point?

00:50:13.620 Well,

00:50:13.680 we can't fix it

00:50:14.460 now,

00:50:14.700 it's broken.

00:50:15.660 Right.

00:50:15.980 I don't see

00:50:16.840 the point

00:50:17.660 for the

00:50:18.400 GOP wanting

00:50:19.200 the borders

00:50:19.720 open if

00:50:20.520 cheap labor

00:50:21.900 for their

00:50:22.360 donors.

00:50:23.120 Yeah,

00:50:23.260 but I mean,

00:50:24.100 think about it,

00:50:24.660 they'll never

00:50:25.160 get elected

00:50:25.780 again.

00:50:27.160 Well,

00:50:28.000 they're going

00:50:28.880 to spend

00:50:29.140 all their

00:50:29.500 money on

00:50:30.700 Hispanic

00:50:31.140 outreach.

00:50:32.660 Right.

00:50:33.440 They're just

00:50:34.060 going to turn

00:50:34.460 into the

00:50:34.760 fucking

00:50:34.980 Democratic

00:50:35.500 Party.

00:50:36.200 I'm telling

00:50:36.720 you.

00:50:36.960 They're natural

00:50:37.200 Catholics,

00:50:37.820 so yeah,

00:50:38.220 I get it.

00:50:39.260 Yeah,

00:50:39.700 they're natural

00:50:40.140 conservatives.

00:50:41.160 Yeah.

00:50:41.560 And the GOP

00:50:42.360 hasn't really

00:50:42.880 cared about

00:50:43.460 actually winning

00:50:44.620 for a long

00:50:45.140 time.

00:50:45.480 They'd rather

00:50:45.900 lose on

00:50:46.460 principles,

00:50:47.160 you know,

00:50:47.360 like the

00:50:47.800 ethic of

00:50:49.580 moral failure.

00:50:51.580 That's all

00:50:52.040 they care

00:50:52.320 about.

00:50:52.880 I mean,

00:50:53.160 they're transitioning

00:50:56.260 away from

00:50:57.180 the party of

00:50:58.060 white America

00:50:58.620 to catch up

00:50:59.800 with the

00:51:00.020 Democrats.

00:51:01.400 Well,

00:51:01.440 they're transitioning

00:51:02.140 America away

00:51:03.060 from being

00:51:03.540 white America.

00:51:04.560 Yeah.

00:51:04.980 Yeah.

00:51:07.080 They're playing

00:51:07.900 the long game

00:51:08.580 here.

00:51:09.400 It's a

00:51:10.080 transition

00:51:10.660 that's going

00:51:12.220 to be

00:51:12.520 uncomfortable

00:51:13.040 for Americans

00:51:13.960 and Republicans

00:51:15.340 will be

00:51:16.120 Is that

00:51:18.140 Barbara Spector?

00:51:19.320 Yeah,

00:51:19.920 but Republicans

00:51:20.760 will be resented

00:51:21.660 for their role

00:51:22.460 in that transition.

00:51:28.680 Nigga,

00:51:29.240 what you doing

00:51:29.680 with them

00:51:29.980 open borders?

00:51:30.900 I'm just trying

00:51:31.500 to get fucked.

00:51:32.140 You're going to

00:51:41.280 get fucked,

00:51:41.880 all right?

00:51:42.540 Yeah.

00:51:44.960 Well,

00:51:46.280 going over there

00:51:47.020 to Mexico

00:51:47.480 and do that

00:51:48.140 shit.

00:51:49.400 But yeah.

00:51:50.840 But anyway,

00:51:51.340 the sister story

00:51:52.260 to this

00:51:52.780 from Reuters,

00:51:55.120 U.S.

00:51:56.780 ending aid

00:51:57.400 to El Salvador,

00:51:58.660 Guatemala,

00:51:59.800 Honduras

00:52:00.440 over migrants.

00:52:02.720 Trump has

00:52:03.380 claimed that

00:52:03.880 the countries

00:52:04.320 had set up

00:52:05.060 caravans

00:52:05.680 of migrants

00:52:06.260 in order to

00:52:06.800 export them

00:52:07.400 into the United

00:52:07.840 States.

00:52:08.200 Well,

00:52:08.300 he's telling

00:52:08.560 the truth.

00:52:09.340 We've all

00:52:09.740 seen the

00:52:10.100 videos.

00:52:10.900 Like that

00:52:11.520 first,

00:52:11.900 that big

00:52:12.400 caravan

00:52:12.900 with all

00:52:13.260 the thousands

00:52:13.840 of people

00:52:14.320 that came.

00:52:15.540 We all

00:52:16.220 saw the

00:52:16.620 fucking

00:52:16.860 video

00:52:17.460 where they

00:52:18.500 had,

00:52:18.800 they're paying

00:52:19.460 women to

00:52:20.100 come with

00:52:20.440 children

00:52:20.900 because we

00:52:22.380 can't turn

00:52:22.840 those away

00:52:23.360 by our

00:52:23.740 laws.

00:52:25.120 And so,

00:52:25.800 and also

00:52:26.380 it's bad

00:52:28.100 optics for us

00:52:28.940 when we have

00:52:29.380 to gas them

00:52:30.140 when they go

00:52:30.840 to chipping

00:52:31.500 out at the

00:52:32.000 border when

00:52:32.780 they can't

00:52:33.160 get in.

00:52:35.120 And

00:52:35.600 they had

00:52:39.380 them all

00:52:39.680 lined up,

00:52:41.620 you know,

00:52:41.940 hundreds and

00:52:42.440 hundreds of

00:52:42.940 them in

00:52:43.660 like 10

00:52:44.100 lines.

00:52:44.600 And they

00:52:45.060 had dudes

00:52:45.840 with giant

00:52:47.000 stacks of

00:52:48.000 Honduran

00:52:48.460 cash or

00:52:49.160 American,

00:52:49.700 probably

00:52:50.060 American

00:52:50.500 cash.

00:52:50.900 cash in

00:52:51.560 their hands

00:52:52.160 and they

00:52:52.500 were walking

00:52:52.960 by and

00:52:53.400 giving a

00:52:53.720 certain amount

00:52:54.220 of cash

00:52:54.820 to every

00:52:55.980 female in

00:52:56.640 the line

00:52:57.140 for them

00:52:58.680 to have

00:52:59.000 to take

00:52:59.360 off with.

00:52:59.920 They were

00:53:00.140 paying them,

00:53:01.340 paying them

00:53:01.840 to come

00:53:02.120 up here.

00:53:04.740 Washington,

00:53:05.680 March 30th,

00:53:07.300 the United

00:53:07.740 States is

00:53:08.280 cutting off

00:53:08.820 aid to

00:53:09.160 El Salvador,

00:53:12.120 Guatemala,

00:53:13.040 and Honduras,

00:53:13.820 known collectively

00:53:14.520 as the

00:53:15.040 Northern

00:53:15.400 Triangle,

00:53:16.500 the State

00:53:16.800 Department

00:53:17.140 said on

00:53:17.540 Saturday,

00:53:18.120 a day after

00:53:18.600 President Donald

00:53:19.320 Trump blasted

00:53:20.560 the Central

00:53:20.960 American

00:53:21.340 countries for

00:53:22.000 sending

00:53:22.360 migrants to

00:53:23.040 the United

00:53:23.340 States.

00:53:24.700 We are

00:53:24.880 carrying out

00:53:25.440 the President's

00:53:26.060 direction and

00:53:26.880 ending fiscal

00:53:27.720 year 2017 and

00:53:29.000 fiscal year 2018

00:53:30.120 foreign assistance

00:53:31.040 programs for the

00:53:32.500 Northern Triangle,

00:53:33.440 a State Department

00:53:34.000 spokesperson said

00:53:35.120 in a statement.

00:53:36.540 The Department

00:53:37.080 declined to

00:53:37.840 provide further

00:53:38.540 details.

00:53:39.860 The State

00:53:40.180 Department said

00:53:40.780 it would engage

00:53:41.540 Congress in the

00:53:42.280 process, an

00:53:43.020 apparent

00:53:43.320 acknowledgement

00:53:43.820 that it will

00:53:44.260 need lawmakers,

00:53:44.840 oh God, it

00:53:46.840 will need

00:53:47.080 lawmakers'

00:53:47.700 approval to

00:53:48.220 end the

00:53:48.520 funding.

00:53:49.960 Yeah, that's

00:53:51.280 going to happen.

00:53:51.440 A U.S.

00:53:53.100 House, well the

00:53:54.320 House will

00:53:54.780 appropriate more

00:53:55.660 for them, I'm

00:53:56.300 sure.

00:53:57.020 A U.S.

00:53:57.560 House Appropriations

00:53:58.500 Committee aide

00:53:59.140 estimated that

00:53:59.780 around $700

00:54:01.220 million of aid was

00:54:02.440 affected.

00:54:04.080 Democrat

00:54:04.560 Representative

00:54:05.300 Nita Lowey,

00:54:07.400 or Lowey,

00:54:08.320 however you say

00:54:08.860 it, who chairs the

00:54:09.620 committee, tweeted

00:54:10.780 that the move to

00:54:11.360 cut aid was

00:54:11.960 immoral and

00:54:13.720 more likely to

00:54:14.480 deteriorate

00:54:15.280 conditions that

00:54:16.040 push people into

00:54:16.860 the kind of

00:54:17.480 poverty and

00:54:18.460 despair that

00:54:19.180 exacerbates

00:54:20.060 migration.

00:54:20.900 Well, who gives

00:54:21.360 a fuck?

00:54:23.460 All we have to

00:54:24.200 do is enforce our

00:54:25.100 immigration laws

00:54:25.900 and it wouldn't

00:54:27.620 matter if they

00:54:29.020 were rounding them

00:54:29.640 up in the street

00:54:30.280 and shooting them

00:54:30.920 there, they

00:54:31.280 wouldn't try to

00:54:31.800 come here.

00:54:33.400 They'd try to go

00:54:34.040 somewhere else or

00:54:34.820 they'd fix their

00:54:35.380 own fucking

00:54:35.920 country.

00:54:39.180 Well, I think

00:54:39.900 that this would

00:54:40.360 just incentivize

00:54:41.240 them to come

00:54:41.660 here.

00:54:42.040 I mean, there's

00:54:42.340 less resources

00:54:43.340 in their own

00:54:44.020 country now,

00:54:45.180 so they're, you

00:54:46.220 know, what's

00:54:46.500 holding them

00:54:46.800 back from

00:54:47.140 coming here.

00:54:47.780 It's kind of

00:54:48.280 like we're

00:54:48.600 damned if we

00:54:49.020 do, damned

00:54:49.420 if we don't,

00:54:50.020 but yeah, I

00:54:51.140 mean, we've

00:54:51.380 got to have a

00:54:51.740 border to keep

00:54:52.280 these people

00:54:52.660 out.

00:54:53.880 New Jersey

00:54:54.280 Senator Bob

00:54:55.080 Menendez,

00:54:56.480 the top

00:54:56.900 Democrat on the

00:54:57.560 Senate Foreign

00:54:58.040 Relations

00:54:58.540 Committee and

00:54:59.060 well-known

00:54:59.480 whoremonger,

00:55:01.440 called Trump's

00:55:02.080 order a reckless

00:55:03.100 announcement and

00:55:04.060 urged Democrats

00:55:04.780 and Republicans

00:55:05.380 alike to reject

00:55:06.260 it.

00:55:07.440 He has foreign

00:55:08.000 assistance.

00:55:08.660 He's not

00:55:08.980 charity.

00:55:10.080 He advances our

00:55:10.920 strategic

00:55:11.340 interests and

00:55:12.140 funds initiatives

00:55:12.880 that protect

00:55:13.420 American citizens.

00:55:15.600 Menendez said in

00:55:16.700 a statement.

00:55:18.160 Yeah, I know he

00:55:19.000 doesn't talk like

00:55:19.720 that, but he is a

00:55:21.340 beaner.

00:55:22.140 Yeah, he is.

00:55:23.100 Trump claimed on

00:55:24.140 Friday during a trip

00:55:25.180 to Florida that the

00:55:27.100 countries had set up

00:55:28.140 caravans of migrants

00:55:29.180 in order to export

00:55:30.120 them into the United

00:55:30.780 States.

00:55:31.960 A surge of asylum

00:55:32.900 seekers from the

00:55:33.620 three countries have

00:55:34.400 sought to enter the

00:55:35.340 United States across

00:55:36.300 its southern border in

00:55:37.280 recent days.

00:55:37.980 We were giving

00:55:39.300 them $500 million.

00:55:41.620 We were paying

00:55:42.480 them tremendous

00:55:43.220 amounts of money,

00:55:44.360 and we're not

00:55:45.040 paying them anymore

00:55:45.960 because they haven't

00:55:46.920 done a thing for

00:55:48.120 us, Trump said.

00:55:49.800 Trump also

00:55:50.440 threatened on Friday

00:55:51.260 to close the U.S.

00:55:52.100 border with Mexico

00:55:52.700 next week.

00:55:53.820 If Mexico does not

00:55:54.840 stop immigrants from

00:55:55.700 reaching the United

00:55:56.300 States, a move that

00:55:57.780 could disrupt millions

00:55:58.800 of legal border

00:55:59.600 crossings and billions

00:56:01.040 of dollars in trade.

00:56:02.260 So, yeah.

00:56:05.360 And all that

00:56:06.600 Torpal Blormf said,

00:56:09.500 he tweeted this.

00:56:10.920 He didn't, he's not

00:56:11.740 going to do anything.

00:56:12.640 I mean, we know his

00:56:13.360 M.O. by now.

00:56:15.320 Yeah.

00:56:17.900 Well, we can hope he's

00:56:19.500 actually going to do

00:56:20.080 something.

00:56:20.460 I mean, this is crisis

00:56:21.620 shit.

00:56:23.680 And something has to

00:56:24.980 be done.

00:56:25.780 And this would be the

00:56:26.600 perfect time for him to

00:56:27.580 do something.

00:56:28.860 There are even plenty of

00:56:30.060 Democrats now who are

00:56:31.220 sick of this shit, who

00:56:32.020 look at this crisis

00:56:33.360 that's going on and

00:56:34.200 looking at the numbers

00:56:35.000 and all and saying,

00:56:35.720 no, this can't go on.

00:56:38.120 Well, I don't know.

00:56:39.660 Demographic replacement

00:56:40.580 is inevitable, guys.

00:56:41.840 You just have to find

00:56:42.680 your place in the new

00:56:43.560 normal.

00:56:49.500 I mean, that's what

00:56:50.260 they've been saying

00:56:50.740 forever.

00:56:51.540 I mean, this is the

00:56:52.060 new normal, right?

00:56:53.660 Yeah.

00:56:54.140 Well, look, I have a

00:56:56.240 program for all this.

00:56:59.620 I think best explained

00:57:01.120 with this quick audio

00:57:02.460 file.

00:57:08.460 This is the border.

00:57:10.760 The only way to stop a

00:57:12.460 flood.

00:57:13.880 I'm your mayor and the

00:57:15.400 power is back.

00:57:23.000 I'm your mayor and the

00:57:24.180 world's back.

00:57:24.660 Just cut off the flow.

00:57:48.700 That'll work, too.

00:57:50.540 It's going to be a giant, bloody, gory wall.

00:57:55.000 It's going to be beautiful.

00:57:56.800 They'd only have to do that one time, and people would stop coming.

00:58:00.400 Well, you know what they used to say in the Marines back when only men were allowed in, right?

00:58:05.200 Kill, kill, kill.

00:58:06.680 Blood makes the grass grow.

00:58:08.920 We need to make the border the most fertile fucking region on Earth.

00:58:13.440 Yeah.

00:58:13.780 If we're going to stop this from happening.

00:58:16.780 We're going to send the military down there.

00:58:18.840 Send them down there with their guns and their tanks, their helicopters, their drones.

00:58:25.220 All of it.

00:58:26.220 The great white hope isn't going to do that, though.

00:58:28.700 You don't trust the great white hope, Donald Trump?

00:58:31.880 No, I don't.

00:58:32.880 That's because you're a bailer.

00:58:39.840 Donald Trump, Donald Trump, I have a male.

00:58:43.700 You didn't know?

00:58:44.800 No, he's not.

00:58:46.020 Look, on this side of the cup, what do it say?

00:58:48.760 It say great white hope.

00:58:50.760 On this side of the cup with my picture, what's it say?

00:58:53.520 Great black hope.

00:58:55.520 Yeah.

00:58:55.920 What's your point, nigger?

00:58:57.660 Well, I can't do that because I don't see color.

00:59:00.620 You can call me whatever you want because racism don't exist.

00:59:05.040 It's made up.

00:59:06.320 Okay.

00:59:06.760 Anyway, I mean, look, and I'll be the first.

00:59:12.820 If he will actually take some action on this, if he will take advantage of what's going on,

00:59:18.640 the fact that the media, that even extremely liberal outlets like USA Today and Reuters

00:59:23.780 are covering this as an extreme crisis and, you know, do some reasonable things.

00:59:31.600 And by reasonable, I mean, harsh.

00:59:34.960 You know, some, well, I mean, really, take some action.

00:59:38.260 Actually shut that border down.

00:59:41.300 Cut off this money.

00:59:42.960 Yeah, right.

00:59:44.280 Well, okay, but I'm not saying he's gonna.

00:59:46.640 You think Kushner's gonna let him do that?

00:59:48.500 I'm saying if he will, I might stop campaigning so hard myself.

00:59:53.780 No, you need to keep the campaign going.

00:59:55.940 I want to remind everyone.

00:59:57.680 Well, I think it's going pretty good.

01:00:00.560 I've received a lot of good feedback on the various.

01:00:03.880 I heard from Ben Shapiro on the Shecky forums.

01:00:07.180 What did he say?

01:00:09.220 He said that I'm an egotistical, racist, neo-Nazi and that I would never be elected.

01:00:14.020 Well, you know you're on the right track.

01:00:15.660 Yeah, he said the same thing about Trump.

01:00:17.180 So I'm thinking this is good.

01:00:18.660 It is.

01:00:20.740 Coming from him, that's an endorsement.

01:00:23.040 Yeah.

01:00:23.780 You don't have a Jewish son-in-law or anything, do you?

01:00:26.360 No.

01:00:26.820 Okay, good.

01:00:27.400 All right.

01:00:27.860 I'll go for you.

01:00:29.160 Right.

01:00:29.700 There are no hebes in my family to speak of.

01:00:33.740 And when I say to speak of, I mean it all.

01:00:36.820 That's good.

01:00:37.280 I'm 100.

01:00:38.120 We are 100% hebe-free.

01:00:42.860 We are all pork eaters.

01:00:44.820 We like shrimp and we work on Saturday.

01:00:48.380 Yeah, I know a lot of hebes that eat pork, too.

01:00:52.040 Well, do they work on Saturday?

01:00:54.960 Probably.

01:00:57.200 Do they do the boys?

01:00:58.440 You're talking about the ones that suck on the baby knobs?

01:01:01.400 That kind of thing.

01:01:01.940 There's nothing better than some baby hog.

01:01:12.520 If you've never tasted the saltiness of foreskin blood, you don't know what you're missing.

01:01:17.340 It's like eating an anchovy, but 1,000 times sweeter.

01:01:23.120 Oh, God.

01:01:24.220 I like my foreskin to be red and bloody.

01:01:33.860 I want to be in male fart Jew porn.

01:01:39.860 I want you to fart your baby Jew blood farts on my phone.

01:01:45.520 Oh, God.

01:01:45.860 I wonder if that nigger, if the fart nigger thinks that Jews are white and if he would

01:01:57.040 accept having those curly ramen noodle haired people fart on him.

01:02:02.200 I want some fat white boys who is gamers to come and put your ranch-style Doritos and Mountain

01:02:14.560 Dew farts on my chocolate funnel noodles.

01:02:24.060 You know, it's funny.

01:02:25.320 I've heard told that Jewish women don't go down, and if they do, they don't swallow.

01:02:29.260 And it's weird that, you know, the men do go down, but I wonder if they swallow.

01:02:34.260 Do they swallow the blood?

01:02:35.840 Is that something they do?

01:02:39.280 Well, I don't know about all that, but I've never seen one spit.

01:02:48.080 So where does it go?

01:02:49.900 It's not a sexual act.

01:02:51.840 Despite the fact that, you know, thousands of these little babies have caught hypes, it's

01:02:56.380 not a sexual act.

01:02:57.820 I'm telling you.

01:03:00.200 You got to wonder about your rabbi when allegedly the only penises that he's sucking on are

01:03:06.000 infant penises, but somehow he's spreading herpes simplex to the babies.

01:03:12.140 Those damn babies are promiscuous, you hear?

01:03:15.920 That's right.

01:03:16.560 The baby's only three weeks old, and it's already gone and got to clap, probably from some

01:03:21.560 parents these days.

01:03:28.300 But I mean, what else does it tell you that these fucking royals, they'll even like pass

01:03:32.920 a law saying, okay, like eight babies have died in the last three months.

01:03:37.500 So, you know, we're suspending all this shit.

01:03:40.740 And they're like, no, we're not stopping.

01:03:42.900 Look, I realize I have the hypies.

01:03:45.800 But this is a ritual straight from God, from Yahweh, from G apostrophe D.

01:03:53.260 And we are going to continue.

01:03:57.640 I mean, Jesus Christ.

01:03:58.860 I promise to take my Valtrex this time.

01:04:02.000 My Valtrex.

01:04:03.520 You know, on the instructions of the Valtrex, it says, do not take the Valtrex if you are

01:04:10.760 currently breastfeeding, but it doesn't say anything about sucking bloody baby penis,

01:04:15.280 so we should be good.

01:04:20.480 That reminds me, I guess he was some libertarian Jew, and he videotaped himself getting a consent

01:04:27.600 from his children to touch his dick to impress his Filipino boyfriend.

01:04:30.500 Oh, God, yeah.

01:04:34.380 I guess he got arrested, so, I mean, there is some justice in this world.

01:04:37.860 Maybe.

01:04:38.180 He'll get off with a slap on the hand.

01:04:40.540 There's this really horrific ritual.

01:04:44.800 It's a really horrific ritual.

01:04:48.600 I think we should take a break, guys.

01:04:50.280 We're there.

01:04:50.800 Is it time for a break?

01:04:51.520 Well, let me do one thing before we take a break, because we won't be on this topic after.

01:05:01.600 For Jewish parents, the bris is one of the first religious rites for their baby boys,

01:05:05.880 a circumcision, but there's one kind of bris in ultra-Orthodox communities that's causing

01:05:10.840 some alarm.

01:05:11.720 It's not healthy.

01:05:12.540 I mean, nowhere is written you have to do that kind of procedure.

01:05:16.100 The practice is called macet-sub-mapeh, where a moil uses his mouth to suck blood away from

01:05:21.460 the baby boy's genitals after circumcision.

01:05:23.840 Problem is, the Centers for Disease Control released a recent study showing 11 New York

01:05:29.400 City babies got herpes after this kind of bris between 2000 and 2011.

01:05:35.020 Two died, and two suffered brain damage.

01:05:37.580 This Brooklyn man with 50 grandchildren is still not concerned.

01:05:40.840 But you can't change the tradition that we have for thousands and thousands of years,

01:05:46.100 because something happened.

01:05:48.320 Do you think that moil should be tested for herpes before they perform that?

01:05:51.360 Boy me!

01:05:53.280 I'm not a rabbi, I can't answer you that question.

01:05:55.800 Last September, a Brooklyn boy who was only two weeks old died here at Maimonides Medical

01:06:00.240 Center just a few days after he underwent the circumcision ritual.

01:06:04.400 The medical examiner later ruled that he died of herpes simplex virus, type 1.

01:06:09.940 And just last week, an orange cam...

01:06:11.680 That's not the kind that gives you the cold sore.

01:06:14.940 That's the kind you get from banging tainted meat.

01:06:18.980 ...a county baby was diagnosed with herpes and transferred to New York Presbyterian Hospital.

01:06:23.600 It's not a subject most in the ultra-Orthodox communities want to talk about.

01:06:27.560 You know how they do a bris when a little boy is...

01:06:29.860 No, I'm sorry about that.

01:06:30.260 You can't talk about the bris?

01:06:31.220 No, I don't know how to do it.

01:06:32.140 One moyle named Yitchak Fisher was banned by the State Health Department in 2007 after

01:06:37.140 he was linked to three herpes infections, including that in a twin boy who died.

01:06:42.040 A concerned Orthodox community member claims he's still doing bris and says she recorded

01:06:46.480 him on the phone earlier this year.

01:06:48.180 No, I can only do it on the phone.

01:06:50.000 There's nothing to worry about.

01:06:51.260 Ultra-Orthodox organizers...

01:06:52.740 There's nothing to worry about.

01:06:53.820 ...a state proposal that parents sign a waiver before their infants get the oral suction

01:06:58.040 bris.

01:06:58.560 The worried community member reported another moyle who claims this is how he sterilizes.

01:07:05.560 Unfortunately, that's not enough to kill the herpes virus, which is carried by 54% of

01:07:13.200 all people in the US and can be fatal to a baby with an underdeveloped immune system.

01:07:18.560 I'm Mary Murphy.

01:07:19.680 I think she meant 54% of all Jews in America.

01:07:22.800 All moyles.

01:07:23.820 Yeah.

01:07:24.480 Which is carried by 54% of all Jews and 98% of all moyles.

01:07:29.520 That's not half bad.

01:07:30.420 Well, actually, it's technically half bad.

01:07:35.860 Who's counting?

01:07:37.100 Who's counting?

01:07:39.200 Okay.

01:07:39.560 Talking about the kiss of death.

01:07:40.900 God damn it.

01:07:41.380 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:07:42.520 I mean, can you imagine, like, you know, you're 14 or 15, you ask your first girl out on a date,

01:07:48.500 like, well, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you ahead of time, Sarah, I've, uh, I got the

01:07:54.440 hopeies from, from the moyle, and...

01:07:57.200 Oh, my God.

01:08:06.720 It's just...

01:08:08.320 How do people, how do people tolerate this shit in their societies?

01:08:15.720 Because they're too afraid of being labeled as an anti-Semite, I imagine.

01:08:21.260 Yeah.

01:08:21.860 Yeah, and also, people are overly socialized, and they don't have, uh, like, honest convictions

01:08:26.340 and things, they don't really believe in anything, so, like, you know, why would they give a fuck?

01:08:31.020 Because they don't give a fuck about anything.

01:08:33.540 Well, you know who does, you know who does believe in something, though, if I might, is, uh, this

01:08:39.440 rabbi right here.

01:08:42.240 In the halochit, in Yeridea, that's the second section of the, uh, four sections of, uh, called

01:08:51.740 the Shulchan Aruch, the table, in, uh, chapter 266, uh, halacha 3, 4, 5, and 6, he describes

01:09:02.340 how the circumcision is to be done.

01:09:04.780 He says, after the cutting, the moham does what is called mitzitzah, and mitzitzah means

01:09:09.580 to suck, and it means doing so with his mouth.

01:09:13.800 It means to suck, not blow.

01:09:15.540 Why couldn't you use a tube?

01:09:17.140 Well, you could, technically, but that's not the custom as to why, how it was done.

01:09:22.160 Now, why is it that way?

01:09:23.220 Well, you could say that in the old days you didn't have tubes, now you can have tubes,

01:09:27.220 so why not?

01:09:28.480 The answer is, I thought about it, is that it's not as effective, because the tube does not

01:09:35.100 seal as well, it's not as pliable, and furthermore, it's not as quick, and it's not as close.

01:09:45.540 You have to have a quick suction action, you have to have more.

01:09:49.500 Yeah, so does a hooker.

01:09:50.840 There's a theory, some people feel that it is, some people feel that it's not, that the

01:09:56.660 saliva of a human being has some antiseptic qualities, and it's actually brought in the halacha

01:10:03.900 of the Talmud, that the saliva of certain people were actually used as curatives, and

01:10:11.440 so saliva is not a bad thing, saliva has elements of cleaning, of antiseptic elements within it,

01:10:21.840 and the other part of it is that the suction process of the mouth is quicker, more pliable,

01:10:28.200 and it doesn't, and it's, and it's more pleasant.

01:10:32.540 It's much more pleasurable for the baby.

01:10:35.240 This, of course, is technical.

01:10:37.720 So I thought, is there another element to the idea of mitzitzah, pretend, that I might be

01:10:42.700 able to communicate with you, and this is not authoritative, so relax, if I'm wrong, fine,

01:10:51.920 that I'm wrong.

01:10:54.860 In his translation of the book called the Sefer Yetzirah, the Book of Formation.

01:11:03.600 That's it.

01:11:04.480 It ends there.

01:11:05.500 I guess that was even too boring for the uploader.

01:11:08.200 But, yeah, if I'm wrong, a few babies get hypies.

01:11:13.560 No big deal.

01:11:14.440 God almighty.

01:11:18.600 This is the same rabbi who made the famous video that Mossad was going to get all the

01:11:28.180 anti-Semites.

01:11:33.280 Yeah, straws didn't exist back then.

01:11:35.860 That's, you know, grass weeds were...

01:11:37.640 Well, they didn't have tubes, you know, and without tubes, you can say that's the only

01:11:43.620 reason, but this saliva is actually a curative.

01:11:47.760 Yeah, the human mouth is perfectly antiseptic.

01:11:50.660 Everyone knows that any dentist will tell you that the mouth is just completely free

01:11:54.480 of joints.

01:11:55.560 Yeah, I mean, you know, you got a gunshot wound, just pick any random human and have

01:12:00.300 them spit in it.

01:12:01.320 You got to be real close, and the straw, you can't be close with the straw, so you put

01:12:08.360 your mouth on it.

01:12:09.540 If you had a gunshot wound in your gut, and you needed a human to spit in it, you're going

01:12:13.820 to look around for a tube?

01:12:15.040 I don't think so.

01:12:17.920 If it's good enough for a gunshot wound, then why isn't it good enough for a circumcised

01:12:21.860 little baby pecker?

01:12:25.120 If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

01:12:31.760 All right.

01:12:35.040 Well, this has been an interesting first segment.

01:12:37.780 Yeah.

01:12:39.000 I almost feel like it's been a whole show.

01:12:42.000 It's felt that way.

01:12:43.260 We have covered the gamut.

01:12:47.700 We have talked about, we've talked about a nigga who wants to get fucked.

01:12:55.540 We have talked about a, well, funnel noodles, and we've talked about the border, and then

01:13:07.660 we talked about, we somehow got on the topic of Metsitsa, or the oral suction.

01:13:17.080 I mean, isn't it like they try to, they think that when they say it that way, that they're

01:13:21.560 making it sound worse.

01:13:22.660 It's like, nah, they're not sucking a baby's penis.

01:13:28.100 It's oral suction of a circumcision.

01:13:31.100 It's like, that sounds so much worse, even.

01:13:34.320 Just call it a blowjob.

01:13:35.860 Yeah, bring your child down for the bris.

01:13:38.960 We're going to perform Metsitsa Bapur.

01:13:41.740 What's Metsitsa Bapur?

01:13:43.600 Metsitsa Bapur is where you bring your child down to the synagogue for the bris, and we'll

01:13:53.580 take a sharp stone and cut up his little penis, and then we'll give him a blowjob.

01:14:04.280 Tasty.

01:14:05.860 So then, and this is the most wonderful part, is your child's first sexual experience will

01:14:16.300 be when he's just a few days old, and it will be with a hairy old senile rabbi with

01:14:23.740 a long beard who smells like gefilter-fish and asshole.

01:14:30.700 And this will influence his sexual desires subconsciously for the rest of his life.

01:14:38.900 And it's in the Talmud.

01:14:46.580 You know it's good.

01:14:48.060 It's 100% Talmudic.

01:14:49.840 It's Talmudic magic.

01:14:53.300 If we don't do this, the Goyim will probably begin knowing.

01:14:58.520 And it's a blood sacrifice to Moloch.

01:15:15.640 Oh, God.

01:15:18.000 My cheeks are fucking hurting.

01:15:19.580 Sometimes when I'm doing this show, I wonder, I wonder, do people really realize that the

01:15:31.940 jokes are true?

01:15:32.820 You're not going to hear this on the fucking Chris Plant show.

01:15:43.460 Or Limbaugh.

01:15:46.180 You're certainly not going to hear it on Mark Levin.

01:15:49.420 They're shredding the Constitution.

01:15:50.980 One thing that the Holocaust-denying New York Times is not going to tell you is that the

01:15:59.540 Constitution was written in foreskin blood.

01:16:06.180 The way you nail that part where it sounds like him, it sounds like you're running out

01:16:10.800 of breath as you're saying the Constitution.

01:16:13.440 Well, the Constitution.

01:16:15.580 Yeah.

01:16:17.780 Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

01:16:20.980 You sound like the three students.

01:16:24.200 This Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a socialist.

01:16:31.800 She doesn't respect.

01:16:34.960 What do we call that?

01:16:36.220 His stutter is voible like he was hitting his re-limiter.

01:16:41.080 Yeah.

01:16:42.600 Yeah.

01:16:44.700 He's gone into the red on the shilling meter.

01:16:48.280 Yeah.

01:16:50.980 This is, the kosher pinball machine is going tilt, tilt, tilt.

01:17:02.260 I screamed so loud.

01:17:04.500 I tilted the machine again.

01:17:08.280 You want to sit there and tell me?

01:17:10.380 Oh, anyway.

01:17:11.800 Yeah.

01:17:12.500 We said, we said it's time to end the first half.

01:17:14.940 We're going to do any Levin impersonations.

01:17:16.860 It'll be in the second half, but I'm not promising anything.

01:17:22.440 Yeah.

01:17:22.780 You can save your voice for the live stream.

01:17:24.940 Everybody seems to love the Levin.

01:17:26.980 Well, the more they ask for it, the less I do.

01:17:29.040 I know.

01:17:29.240 I know.

01:17:29.540 I know.

01:17:30.200 I was just about to say that.

01:17:31.940 What am I?

01:17:33.420 The train seal?

01:17:37.220 Spooky minstrel?

01:17:38.380 You'll get Levin when I give you Levin.

01:17:41.520 Goy.

01:17:41.860 All right.

01:17:44.300 Okay.

01:17:44.960 The plugs.

01:17:49.700 We have our.

01:17:51.120 I'm just trying to get fucked.

01:17:52.180 The butt plugs.

01:17:52.940 Well, speaking of, not anyone.

01:18:03.040 Okay.

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01:19:03.400 Right.

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01:19:04.700 We will decide.

01:19:05.920 Well, I'm the decider.

01:19:08.660 Got it.

01:19:09.760 Who was it that said that?

01:19:11.100 Bush.

01:19:11.900 Bush.

01:19:12.360 Yeah.

01:19:12.540 I'm the decider.

01:19:15.120 But we are the deciders.

01:19:17.680 Don's the producer of the show.

01:19:18.980 So certainly he's one of the deciders.

01:19:21.560 Hate Farmer.

01:19:22.280 Co-host over here.

01:19:23.380 He's a decider.

01:19:26.460 But anyhow.

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01:19:29.760 He's a decider and a genocider.

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01:19:35.640 For all these termites.

01:19:37.460 That's right.

01:19:38.100 All these termites.

01:19:39.720 I'm not anti-semite.

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01:24:06.640 Hello and welcome to Literacy Weekly, brought to you by your local Stormer Book Club.

01:24:11.400 This week's passage is from the introduction to The Great Replacement by Brenton Tarrant.

01:24:15.440 It's the birth rates.

01:24:17.420 It's the birth rates.

01:24:18.400 It's the birth rates.

01:24:19.620 If there is one thing I want you to remember from these writings, it's that the birth rates

01:24:23.440 must change.

01:24:24.540 Even if we were to deport all non-Europeans from our lands tomorrow, the European people

01:24:28.760 would still be spiraling into decay and eventual death.

01:24:32.140 Every day we become fewer in number.

01:24:34.200 We grow older.

01:24:35.180 We grow weaker.

01:24:36.340 In the end, we must return to replacement fertility levels or it will kill us.

01:24:40.340 To maintain a population, the people must achieve a birth rate that reaches replacement fertility

01:24:45.380 levels.

01:24:46.300 In the Western world, this is roughly 2.06 births per woman.

01:24:50.420 There is not a single Western country, not a single white nation that reaches these levels.

01:24:55.080 Not in Europe.

01:24:56.000 Not in the Americas.

01:24:57.220 Not in Australia or New Zealand.

01:24:59.320 White people are failing to reproduce.

01:25:01.120 Failing to create families.

01:25:02.480 Failing to have children.

01:25:03.360 But despite this sub-replacement fertility rate, the population in the West is increasing

01:25:08.560 and rapidly.

01:25:09.580 How is this possible?

01:25:11.160 Mass immigration and the higher fertility rates of the immigrants themselves are causing

01:25:15.400 this increase in population.

01:25:17.440 We are experiencing an invasion on a level never seen before in history.

01:25:21.440 Millions of people pouring across our borders legally, invited by the state and corporate

01:25:25.760 entities to replace the white people who have failed to reproduce.

01:25:28.760 Failed to create the cheap labor, new customers and tax base that the corporations and states

01:25:33.940 need to thrive.

01:25:35.520 This crisis of mass immigration and sub-replacement fertility is an assault on the European people

01:25:40.620 that, if not combated, will ultimately result in the complete racial and cultural replacement

01:25:45.340 of the European people.

01:25:47.040 To see this in full effect, you have only to look at the population statistics in Western

01:25:51.520 nations for the year 2100.

01:25:53.320 In 2100, despite the ongoing effect of sub-replacement fertility, the population figures show that the

01:26:00.020 population does not decrease in line with the sub-replacement fertility levels, but actually

01:26:04.840 maintains and, even in many white nations, rapidly increases, all through immigration.

01:26:10.880 This is ethnic replacement.

01:26:12.320 This is cultural replacement.

01:26:13.960 This is racial replacement.

01:26:15.760 This is white genocide.

01:26:18.200 To return to replacement fertility levels is priority number one.

01:26:21.880 But it is no simple task.

01:26:23.980 There are myriad reasons behind the decline in fertility rates and the destruction of the

01:26:27.900 traditional family unit.

01:26:29.740 We must inevitably correct the disaster of hedonistic, nihilistic individualism.

01:26:34.380 But it will take some time.

01:26:35.840 Time we do not have due to the crisis of mass immigration.

01:26:39.620 Due to mass immigration, we lack the timescale required to enact the civilizational paradigm

01:26:44.500 shift we need to undertake to return to health and prosperity.

01:26:47.780 Mass immigration will disenfranchise us, subvert our nations, destroy our communities, destroy

01:26:54.060 our ethnic binds, destroy our cultures, destroy our peoples long before low fertility levels

01:26:59.820 ever could.

01:27:00.980 Thus, before we deal with the fertility rates, we must deal with both the invaders within

01:27:05.140 our lands and the invaders that seek to enter our lands.

01:27:08.320 We must crush immigration and deport those invaders already living on our soil.

01:27:12.320 It is not just a matter of our prosperity, but the very survival of our people.

01:27:17.800 Okay, that was from The Great Replacement.

01:27:20.200 Thank you, Brett and Taryn.

01:27:21.200 Thank you, Brett and Taryn.

01:27:31.080 Thank you.

01:27:52.560 We'll be right back.

01:28:22.560 We'll be right back.

01:28:52.560 We'll be right back.

01:29:22.560 We'll be right back.

01:29:52.560 We'll be right back.

01:30:22.540 We'll be right back.

01:30:52.540 We'll be right back.

01:31:22.540 I think he's sending my marriage proposal to Faith Goldie or something.

01:31:32.020 I understand.

01:31:33.500 I've been told she's already married, but that's in Canada.

01:31:36.300 That doesn't count, does it, Nate Farmer?

01:31:38.540 No, no.

01:31:39.940 Canuck marriages are void in the United States because we have real marriages down here.

01:31:44.740 Right.

01:31:45.020 It's like the currency is no good.

01:31:47.280 I tried to go up to Canada, to Toronto, to inform her that she's my wife now, but I was turned

01:31:59.260 away at the border by these hostile Canadian guys.

01:32:03.760 They were very polite, but hostile.

01:32:05.240 Were you really turned away?

01:32:07.920 No, but I'm certain I would be.

01:32:10.420 No, the reason I bring this up is it was just a couple of jokes I was telling on a forum related to the next article or the next story we're about to discuss.

01:32:26.740 And that is Jared Taylor has been banned from Europe.

01:32:32.160 And I took note that when they ban you from Europe, they put you in a room and they're like, okay, don't leave the terminal because we're sending you back to the United States.

01:32:45.020 And I was like, well, okay, you're being banned from Europe.

01:32:49.080 Why are they going to force you to go back to the United States?

01:32:50.960 What if you wanted to go fuck around in Canada first or something?

01:32:53.540 And somebody asked me, why the hell would you want to go to Canada?

01:32:59.100 And I said, well, to go see my girlfriend, Faith Goldie, and inform her that she's my girlfriend now.

01:33:09.940 Alpha.

01:33:11.420 Alpha.

01:33:12.220 That's alpha.

01:33:13.540 Yeah.

01:33:14.040 I ain't asking.

01:33:17.000 But let me pull the story up here.

01:33:20.520 Yeah, here it is.

01:33:21.560 Letter from Zurich Airport by Jared Taylor.

01:33:25.840 American Renaissance March 29th, 2019.

01:33:31.440 Do I have to pronounce every word that starts with W with an H first when I read this?

01:33:41.120 You have to read the entire thing in a classy Northeastern American accent.

01:33:47.780 Yeah.

01:33:48.460 Yeah.

01:33:49.840 I don't think I can do it.

01:33:51.560 I've been banned from Europe and will be reported tomorrow.

01:33:57.300 Dear friends in Stockholm, Turku, and around the world.

01:34:03.660 Oh, crap.

01:34:05.480 I start reading this.

01:34:06.500 I get crap on my glasses.

01:34:08.640 One second, readers.

01:34:09.720 I'm sorry to have to tell you, I cannot attend the Scansa Forum in Stockholm or the Awakening Conference in Turku, Finland, where I had been invited to give talks.

01:34:22.140 Today, when I landed in Zurich for a connecting flight to Stockholm, Swiss border authorities told me I had been banned from Europe until 2021.

01:34:31.900 I will spend the night at the airport.

01:34:33.900 I will spend the night at the airport and tomorrow I will be deported.

01:34:36.880 The officer at passport control in Zurich airport had already stamped my, and why are the Swiss getting involved in this?

01:34:44.560 Why is he being, I mean, that's not part of the EU, is it?

01:34:47.440 Well, it's part of the Schengen zone.

01:34:49.780 Right.

01:34:50.440 Which is sort of like overlaid on top of the EU.

01:34:54.500 That sounds like some Chinese shit to me.

01:34:57.460 Yeah, it doesn't have to.

01:34:58.280 Like the Schengen zone.

01:34:58.940 That ought to be like next to Mongoria.

01:35:01.440 Mongoria.

01:35:04.400 Oh, yeah.

01:35:05.320 You'll go, Mongoria bad.

01:35:07.160 You don't fuck around no Schengen.

01:35:09.360 But anyway, the officer at passport control in Zurich airport had already stamped my passport and waved me through to my Stockholm flight when she, okay, there's another problem, called after me to come back.

01:35:24.580 She stared at her computer screen and told me I had to wait.

01:35:29.360 She didn't say why.

01:35:30.420 In a few minutes, a policeman arrived and told me there was an order from Poland that barred me from all 26 countries in the Schengen zone.

01:35:40.060 Wow.

01:35:42.060 He said the Poles did not give a reason for the ban, and he asked me what I had done.

01:35:47.340 I said I give talks on immigration, and someone in Poland must not like them.

01:35:51.720 That makes me a political criminal, I said.

01:35:54.260 The officer took me to an interrogation room and asked me about my travel plans.

01:36:01.960 He went off to another room for a while and came back with a form for me to sign, saying that I understood I had been denied entry and was being sent back to the United States.

01:36:10.700 After some more waiting, he fingerprinted me and took my photograph.

01:36:17.400 He then turned me over to a man in civilian clothes who took me to a spare dormitory-like accommodation where I will spend the night.

01:36:25.080 It's not a jail.

01:36:26.460 People pay the equivalent of $40 to spend the night here if they miss a flight.

01:36:31.260 I'm free to walk around the terminal.

01:36:34.280 I can make phone calls and use the internet.

01:36:37.160 And I have a meal voucher that is supposed to last me for the next 12 hours.

01:36:41.160 Well, I'd be buying steak and shit.

01:36:45.400 All of it.

01:36:46.060 I would stuff myself.

01:36:49.220 The officer kept my passport, though, and won't give it back to me until I board the flight home.

01:36:56.540 Why did Poland ban me?

01:36:58.380 Last September, I gave a few talks to the nationalist groups in Warsaw.

01:37:02.280 The talks went well.

01:37:03.680 So when I was invited to Lithuanian and Estonian in February to speak at conferences, I went back to Poland and spoke in Lublin and Warsaw.

01:37:12.060 Attendance was by invitation only, but the Polish police learned about the meetings.

01:37:16.060 They told the organizer that if I broke any Polish hate speech laws, he would be held responsible.

01:37:21.520 They said I was, quote, spreading a totalitarian ideology.

01:37:25.540 Isn't Taylor, like, his main thing is, like, they're like, okay, you know, what's your policy?

01:37:32.420 And he's like, my policy is freedom of association.

01:37:35.840 Right.

01:37:36.640 And here they are being restricting his movement and, you know, keeping him from speaking his mind.

01:37:43.180 And they accuse him of being totalitarian.

01:37:48.200 Because freedom of association, full freedom of association, to associate with or not associate with whoever you want, that's 100% totalitarian as anyone who's ever been Jewed by the Jews.

01:38:02.200 I understand.

01:38:03.760 Freedom of slavery.

01:38:04.560 Yeah.

01:38:05.860 In both cities, we switched venues for the talks rather than risk having the police show up.

01:38:10.540 The talks were a success.

01:38:12.400 In Warsaw, I also gave two television interviews.

01:38:15.840 I left Poland by plane and assumed the matter was closed.

01:38:19.740 Clearly, it wasn't.

01:38:21.520 My Polish friends say they will try to find out the reason for the ban and try to appeal it.

01:38:26.140 But what are the Poles thinking?

01:38:27.780 I'm not like Lenin and Trotsky meeting in Paris, plotting to uproot the entire West.

01:38:33.040 I want to keep Poland as it is, the proud and eternal homeland of the Polish people.

01:38:38.060 What I hope for Poland is what a huge majority of Polish people want.

01:38:41.900 And it's not much different from the policies of the regime.

01:38:44.720 I'm not a danger to Poland.

01:38:46.460 I'm its friend, its devoted admirer.

01:38:49.740 Three years ago, I got a letter from Theresa May when she was still Home Secretary.

01:38:53.620 She told me that my views are repugnant and that she had decided to keep me out of her country.

01:39:00.000 Britain is the land of my ancestors, my language, my favorite authors.

01:39:05.020 And now I was in exile.

01:39:06.600 It was a bitter blow.

01:39:08.540 Just a few minutes ago, I used my meal voucher at the Montreux Jazz Lounge in Terminal E.

01:39:14.440 I watch people eating and talking and laughing, and I envy them.

01:39:18.580 They can come and go as they please.

01:39:20.420 Terminal E is a modern, soulless place, but it is still Europe.

01:39:25.320 It is part of that culture, heritage, and people that I love with a desperate, yearning love

01:39:30.940 to which I have devoted my life and from which I am banned.

01:39:36.020 You and I, working together with our European brothers and sisters, we will save Europe.

01:39:40.880 We will save it from every threat from every corner of the world.

01:39:44.220 But our first and hardest task is to save it from itself.

01:39:48.900 Jared Taylor

01:39:49.560 I'm shaking from all that vile, vitriolic hatred that he was spewing against the European people.

01:39:58.200 Yeah.

01:39:59.960 Well, the European people that, like it echoes when you say European, these are fellow European people.

01:40:07.200 Right, right.

01:40:07.860 That have instigated this.

01:40:09.420 And he doesn't even speak against them.

01:40:13.080 You know, I mean.

01:40:14.100 That's the thing, right.

01:40:14.420 That's the thing that he gets criticized a lot from on the right is that he doesn't, he's

01:40:18.100 not very good on the JQ.

01:40:20.600 You know, he says, like, for instance, Jews look white to me.

01:40:23.700 So.

01:40:23.960 Right.

01:40:24.520 Right.

01:40:25.200 Well, you know, he takes this tack that like, you know, he's got one video where it's like,

01:40:30.160 like Jared Taylor has a conversation with an Israeli or whatever, and they discuss Israeli

01:40:38.560 immigration and citizenship and border control, patrol, border control policies.

01:40:47.760 And he's like, yeah, that's what I want for my people to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:40:51.120 That's kind of the tack that he takes with this.

01:40:54.700 And, you know, regardless of what you think of Jared Taylor, because, you know, if you

01:40:58.320 think he's not screaming gas, the kayaks often enough, you know, you want to hear that.

01:41:02.280 You can always, you got me, you got, hey, you know, we'll say it.

01:41:06.780 But, but, you know, with, with them and vigor, but, um, uh, with feeling, but, you know, Jared

01:41:20.620 Taylor is like one of the godfathers of this whole white nationalist movement.

01:41:26.140 And he's done a ton of good and he's a very good face for it.

01:41:30.160 Um, very well-educated, well-traveled man who actually doesn't speak hate.

01:41:38.060 What, uh, that, what is so hateful to these people is they hate fucking Jared Taylor.

01:41:43.480 And the reason they hate Jared Taylor is they hate white people.

01:41:47.500 Yeah.

01:41:48.040 And it's kind of ironic in that because he is so innocuous and, and well-spoken and polite

01:41:54.080 and just such a, I mean, anyone who's spoken with him or knows anything about him knows that

01:41:58.320 he, he would never hurt anyone and doesn't have an ounce of hate in his heart.

01:42:01.080 And he, there, but because of that, he is actually the most dangerous kind of white nationalist

01:42:07.240 because they would prefer to have like, you know, like us be the poster children for, for

01:42:13.240 the movement, you know, or people, uh, not even us.

01:42:16.960 I mean, they, they want, they want Klansmen and people in brown shirt uniforms and all that

01:42:23.980 is what they want.

01:42:24.980 And, and, and yeah, Jared Taylor can articulate our, our values, uh, very well.

01:42:30.780 And in a way that I think appeals to normies.

01:42:33.240 And so, yeah, he's, he's the most dangerous white nationalist simply because he's, uh, you

01:42:38.420 know, the least, uh, just because of who he is and the way he presents himself.

01:42:45.320 Well, I don't think they'll let me in either though.

01:42:47.420 Sure.

01:42:51.220 I was, when I read this the first time it occurred to me, you know, in three minutes of this show,

01:42:57.680 I say like a thousand times more hateful things than he has said in his entire, like 50 year

01:43:04.240 career of doing this or however long it's been.

01:43:06.660 But the guy is really something, uh, and, uh, you know, I, I've always given him props,

01:43:14.040 uh, you know, back in the eighties and nineties, he would go on Donahue and sit there and Donahue

01:43:21.160 would unleash his audience of angry fat black women.

01:43:25.300 Look here, motherfucker.

01:43:28.700 What you talking about?

01:43:30.880 Black people be, uh, bullied on welfare.

01:43:36.240 It's more white people on welfare.

01:43:38.980 And Jerry said, well, what you've got to understand is the statistics show that per capita, they'd be

01:43:43.760 like, fuck you per capita, per capita ass shit.

01:43:48.860 Ain't nobody talking about that.

01:43:50.520 More people is more people.

01:43:52.240 And Donahue would say, well, she is right.

01:43:55.360 More people is more people.

01:43:57.740 And, uh, they'd go on to the next one and they, you know, he'd, he'd sit down and they

01:44:02.220 said, so what you want to do, what you want to do to me?

01:44:06.240 I'm black.

01:44:07.060 I'm here.

01:44:07.700 What you going to do to me?

01:44:08.760 I don't want to do anything to you.

01:44:10.220 I just don't want to be forced to associate with you.

01:44:13.140 Yeah.

01:44:14.060 You know, if other people want to, if, if, if there are white people who want to associate

01:44:17.520 with you or marry you or bring you into their families, fine.

01:44:20.800 But let those of us who don't want to associate with you, just associate with who we want

01:44:25.140 to associate with.

01:44:26.360 Ooh, what a KKK Nazi ass white supremacist motherfucker.

01:44:31.700 You know, that, that's really, uh, it really says it all.

01:44:35.500 I mean, you can be most reasonable person in the world and you can stand on principles

01:44:40.340 that have been principles of free people since anybody ever, before anybody ever even thought

01:44:45.640 of America, but that were encoded, not just in the constitution or whatever, the constitution,

01:44:52.360 not just in that, but, uh, you know, in our very culture, our very society that, uh, we

01:45:01.740 all reserve the right to discriminate.

01:45:04.920 You know, they've made discrimination into a bad word when there's no way that's a bad

01:45:09.520 word.

01:45:09.760 When you go, when you go to, uh, decide what you're going to have for dessert and you're

01:45:14.880 like, well, I have the chocolate pie or the dog shit out in the front yard.

01:45:19.040 And when you choose the chocolate pie, you have discriminated, you know, and every single

01:45:25.080 choice that you make, every single choice that you make, every value judgment that you make

01:45:29.800 is discrimination, but that, you know, they've made it to where, you know, that was the big

01:45:34.680 term when I was a kid in school that they'd scream out and whenever a black didn't get

01:45:39.860 what he wanted, they, uh, they wouldn't necessarily scream.

01:45:42.760 It was racist.

01:45:44.160 They, they would might accuse you of being a racist, but they would say this discrimination

01:45:48.980 is discrimination.

01:45:51.080 And we go, okay, well.

01:45:53.760 That and prejudice too, right?

01:45:55.460 And prejudice is prejudice and discrimination.

01:45:57.840 But the, the, the, the act, the prejudice was the thought and discrimination was the

01:46:01.680 act.

01:46:03.220 And, um, so they made these things into dirty words and, and, you know, now we've moved on

01:46:11.380 to all the new dirty words, but, uh, if you can't decide who you want to associate with,

01:46:20.560 who you want to trade with, uh, who you want to work with, who you want to live alongside,

01:46:29.560 who you want to love, who you want to love, who you want to marry, what kind of children

01:46:35.200 you want to have.

01:46:35.760 You can't decide that kind of stuff.

01:46:37.240 Don't come at me with any kind of, Oh, this free country.

01:46:40.200 Bullshit.

01:46:41.260 Bullshit.

01:46:41.660 Those are the very most basic, most ephemeral needs that we have as free men.

01:46:51.160 You're not, you're not a free man.

01:46:53.460 If you open up a business and you have to cook a faggot cake, or if you open up some kind

01:46:58.320 of a business and you have to allow anyone, the only people that you're allowed to refuse

01:47:04.800 service to for no reason are your fellow white people.

01:47:07.500 You know, if you're, if you refuse service to a faggot or a black or Mexican or a woman

01:47:14.320 or whatever it is, you don't want to give a reason.

01:47:16.080 They're going to get a Jew lawyer who works for some Jew lawyer foundation that has some

01:47:20.720 false flag name about liberties and they're going to fight for fucking liberty by taking

01:47:27.800 yours away.

01:47:29.040 You don't have the right to your property.

01:47:31.160 You don't have the right to say who gets to come into your property, who you're going to

01:47:34.320 trade with.

01:47:35.080 You know, you don't have, you don't have preference, having preferences equated with

01:47:44.080 hate, you know, and it's everything, all, it's just the war on language that we have.

01:47:49.300 You know, it's the people who scream about intolerance are the most intolerant people.

01:47:52.960 People who, who rail against hatred are the most hateful people.

01:47:56.860 You know, anything that, that is an act of love or a preference for something like yourself

01:48:02.240 or, you know, your race, whatever, your heritage, that's, that's hatred for others.

01:48:08.120 You know, it's this Orwellian sort of, uh, way that if you control the, how people, you

01:48:14.800 can control how people think by controlling the language.

01:48:17.240 Right.

01:48:19.300 Right.

01:48:19.860 And that's, that's why people have been saying since the late seventies, when you had the rise

01:48:26.340 of what they called political correctness, you know, political correctness was a really

01:48:30.620 dumbed down version of some type of Marxist dialect, right?

01:48:34.840 Where you teach people that, you know, there, there are certain things that are politically

01:48:41.880 correct to say and some things that are not.

01:48:44.060 And if they step outside of that political correct way of talking, then there are going

01:48:52.540 to be social consequences for that.

01:48:54.600 And we have come so far with that shit now.

01:48:56.980 And the thing is, if you can get a person to mouth along with something for long enough,

01:49:03.620 you can get most of them to believe the thing they're mouthing.

01:49:06.480 If you can actually browbeat them into saying something they don't believe, if they say it

01:49:10.140 enough times, quite often they will end up believing it.

01:49:14.060 And we have, you know, they have made us, uh, they have made this monolithic culture that

01:49:22.200 television created into this giant, uh, thing that screams back at you.

01:49:29.420 You know, it's, it's this big herd.

01:49:32.840 And if you say something outside of the politically correct boundaries, you like, uh, you're, you're

01:49:39.180 crazy, you're rabid.

01:49:40.460 You've got to be cold from this herd.

01:49:42.320 And that's one of the things that makes it so hard to get people to just sit and use

01:49:47.460 their fucking common sense.

01:49:48.720 And the worst part of it is all the cowards who are out there in who number in the millions

01:49:56.460 who know that what you're saying is true and will even tell you if they can get you alone

01:50:02.980 and they're certain nobody else is going to hear it, that they know that what you're saying

01:50:08.100 is true and that it needs to be said and thank you for saying it, but I could never say it

01:50:13.000 myself.

01:50:13.300 I've got too much to lose.

01:50:15.020 I say, fuck you.

01:50:17.300 You know, I mean, you know, I got nothing to lose.

01:50:22.180 Right.

01:50:22.580 And what value does your, do your actions have if you've got nothing to lose?

01:50:27.620 I mean, like if your life was worthless and well, nevermind.

01:50:34.080 Uh, yeah, we were talking about that earlier, like the, the, the kind of nihilism that people

01:50:37.520 have, like nothing isn't, nothing is real.

01:50:40.560 Yeah.

01:50:40.960 They may agree with you intellectually, but they don't have any passion.

01:50:43.740 They don't have any, uh, you know, real conviction because everything is just sort of like a,

01:50:48.580 a hologram.

01:50:49.880 Um, you know, they have the values that they're supposed to have because their, their peers

01:50:54.360 and the television have those values and yeah.

01:50:58.740 Oh, and it's all come.

01:50:59.800 So the whole thing comes so full circle and it all gets more fake and more fake and more

01:51:06.240 fake.

01:51:06.680 Everything anybody says means the opposite of what it is they're saying.

01:51:11.100 Like you can look up, you know, any, any catchphrase or the title of any giant federal law or

01:51:17.960 anything like that, you can look up the words they use to call it and the dictionary definition

01:51:22.640 of the words are the opposite of what they're pushing on you.

01:51:26.600 Like for instance, Bill Maher has a show called politically incorrect.

01:51:32.880 Have you ever seen a more politically correct load of shit than politically incorrect?

01:51:40.020 I mean, if you're not being edgy to talk about, yeah, I, I smoke pot and have lots of sex and

01:51:45.520 I enjoy porn and you know, racism, racism, racism, and God's dead and all this.

01:51:51.100 That's all that's pedestrian shit, man.

01:51:56.380 You know, you know, you ain't Lenny Bruce anymore.

01:51:59.900 Not that Lenny Bruce was worth a fuck, but you know, you're not being, uh, you're not being,

01:52:05.620 uh, you're not stepping out on some kind of a ledge with any of that.

01:52:11.080 And everyone wants to think, right.

01:52:14.260 Everyone wants to be an independent person, a critical thinker.

01:52:17.560 They want to, to not be a herd animal.

01:52:19.300 And so the system, the establishment gives you a, an acceptable way to rebel, like politically

01:52:25.060 incorrect.

01:52:25.440 These people think that they're being transgressive, that like what they're listening to is edgy.

01:52:29.360 When in fact, it's, it's just like laboratory created, um, rebellion that is safe for the

01:52:36.020 system.

01:52:36.340 It doesn't lead in down any, uh, dangerous alleys.

01:52:38.760 It won't cause you to, to question anything that any assertions that the establishment

01:52:42.300 has.

01:52:43.000 It's a, it's just a kosher rebellion.

01:52:47.240 Right.

01:52:48.560 And it's gotten so bad.

01:52:50.640 They've got people, especially young people, uh, like of college age and all, they've got

01:52:55.240 them all so brainwashed and dumbed down.

01:52:58.240 And they've even ruined standup comedy with it.

01:53:00.700 You know, I mean, even milk toast fuckers like Jerry Seinfeld complained about, I'm not

01:53:05.700 ever going out and doing colleges or college towns again.

01:53:10.880 I can't, can you believe I can't even go to a college and tell a joke and the people start

01:53:18.680 screaming at me and throwing things at me.

01:53:20.580 There's nothing I can say that doesn't offend them.

01:53:23.380 You know, there, there, there's, that's like, uh, that's like the, uh, that's like the

01:53:28.180 ultimate, uh, virtue signal now is just to be offended, offended, offended.

01:53:33.400 And, uh, you know, these comics claim they're transgressive like Bill Martin.

01:53:39.400 They're not transgressive.

01:53:40.780 You want transgressive comedy?

01:53:42.600 Go back and listen to the first half of this show.

01:53:45.340 There's your transgressive comedy.

01:53:47.540 We're the ones speaking truth to power.

01:53:49.600 And that's why, you know, they make it so hard for anybody to listen to us.

01:53:56.740 Yeah.

01:53:57.220 The only thing that comedians can do that's like, uh, appears edgy now is to shit on white

01:54:02.520 people.

01:54:03.320 Yeah.

01:54:03.760 And men, I mean, men, Christians and fan and families, you know, straight families and

01:54:10.160 Christianity, that kind of thing.

01:54:11.840 Um, yeah, I, I don't consume much, uh, like comedy stuff, but it seems like now black comedians

01:54:19.220 don't even talk about like stuff.

01:54:21.160 Black people do anymore.

01:54:22.600 Right.

01:54:23.180 You know, it was that if George Carlin was still alive and doing standup, he would get

01:54:31.020 stoned to death on stage and he was complete liberal, you know, but he was transgressive.

01:54:37.840 That's why he was good.

01:54:39.840 You know, he would say things that you're not supposed to say, but that they were true.

01:54:45.560 And, uh, uh, and yeah, you're right.

01:54:48.380 There is none of that anymore.

01:54:50.020 Uh, Carlin was one of the few white people, if not the only white person who was a comic

01:54:55.020 in that era, seventies and eighties and nineties, who was allowed to do that.

01:55:00.100 The only people who were allowed to do that were black people who were not only allowed

01:55:04.600 to talk about what black people are up to, but they would make fun of white people as

01:55:09.180 a large part of their act.

01:55:11.100 And, uh, you know, even Carlin after like the early seventies, he couldn't like make fun

01:55:17.760 of black people and get by with that.

01:55:19.680 And he knew it.

01:55:20.280 And that's why I quit doing it.

01:55:22.220 But I forget who's, I forget who said it, but, uh, uh, it was like an English author.

01:55:28.160 And he said, the only truly thing, funny, funny thing is human suffering.

01:55:33.040 Yeah.

01:55:33.840 So we're not allowed to revel in the suffering of anyone.

01:55:36.260 Like, like I said earlier, you know, anyone, but, but white people and like our misery and,

01:55:41.840 and our misfortune is, is funny because we're, you know, because we're suffering.

01:55:48.220 Well, we're, we're, uh, we're the, the only ones suffering right now.

01:55:52.400 We're the, uh, the only ones that are not a protected class.

01:55:55.680 Well, um, what did he call himself?

01:56:01.360 Funnel noodles is suffering.

01:56:03.660 Please, please, please, please, please.

01:56:09.600 But yeah.

01:56:11.060 Yeah.

01:56:11.920 Well, I feel, I feel bad for Jared Taylor on this one, but, uh, he is certainly not, uh,

01:56:21.940 the lone ranger on this.

01:56:23.160 I mean, like the UK is so crazy with this crap.

01:56:28.040 They're like, they banned Lauren Southern from the UK and it's not just the UK doing it.

01:56:33.640 You know, this, uh, Martin Selner guy who runs the, uh, uh, generation identitaire for

01:56:41.120 Austria was coming to coming to the United States cause he's marrying.

01:56:46.100 What is it, Brittany Pettibone that he's marrying and, uh, the Trump administration told him

01:56:52.920 he's not allowed.

01:56:53.980 And the reason is because Brenton Tarrant long ago sent a donation by, I believe by Bitcoin

01:57:02.140 to, uh, generation identitaire.

01:57:05.840 This is just, I mean, this whole thing is, it, I can't even put it into words how insane

01:57:12.160 it is.

01:57:12.500 The fact that we let all these people who are just absolute poison, total garbage into

01:57:17.700 our country with no restrictions and they get all these benefits.

01:57:20.920 And then there are decent people, people who actually have standards, people who, who, who

01:57:27.580 want things to be better for, for the country.

01:57:30.020 And for us there, you can't, you're not allowed.

01:57:32.840 Well, you know, last week when the Trump administration banned Selner from coming here, from coming here

01:57:41.100 to get married, uh, say extended the visas of all these thousands of Liberians who are

01:57:50.320 afraid to go back to Liberia.

01:57:52.520 So we get stuck with all of them.

01:57:54.840 That's fine.

01:57:55.580 And all the crime and other shit that they're pulling and all the welfare that they're sucking.

01:57:59.820 But some wholesome European guy coming over here to marry a white woman and start a family

01:58:06.140 and all that.

01:58:06.660 No, we're not having that.

01:58:07.820 He is banned.

01:58:08.680 He cannot come here.

01:58:10.240 It wouldn't surprise me if between Europe and, uh, North America, they don't come up

01:58:16.440 with some way that the only way these two can get married is if they go to some fucking

01:58:20.200 third world, nonwhite country to do it.

01:58:22.960 Yeah.

01:58:23.400 Some boat in the mid Atlantic.

01:58:25.020 Yeah.

01:58:25.380 We got married in the Philippines by a lady boy.

01:58:29.820 But, uh, yeah.

01:58:35.320 Yeah.

01:58:35.760 So good going there.

01:58:36.700 Trump administration.

01:58:37.500 You got your, uh, you got your values and your priorities straight, uh, but why, why

01:58:43.880 are we keeping these Liberians over here?

01:58:47.360 Why can't they go back to Liberia?

01:58:48.540 They've got the same constitution.

01:58:50.500 They have our constitution.

01:58:55.200 So what's the difference between Liberia and the United States?

01:58:58.020 Why can't they make it?

01:58:58.920 They got our constitution.

01:59:00.440 It's run by liberal Democrats.

01:59:02.520 Yeah.

01:59:02.700 It must be it.

01:59:03.440 It's run by liberal Democrats.

01:59:05.160 It's run by the party of Jim Crow and slavery.

01:59:11.120 Presidential terms are six years instead of four.

01:59:13.820 So you can't say they have the same constitution.

01:59:16.080 It's completely different.

01:59:16.960 Yeah.

01:59:19.620 Yeah.

01:59:20.700 Somehow it's just, I guess, you know, it's the difference between President Andrew Jackson

01:59:27.600 and General Butt Naked.

01:59:29.200 And I'm not sure, I'm not sure exactly what the difference is, what the main difference

01:59:35.540 is.

01:59:35.700 I can't quite put my finger on it.

01:59:37.400 But I'm starting to get a sneaking suspicion.

01:59:40.560 You got to stop me if I'm being politically incorrect here, but I'm starting to have a

01:59:43.960 sneaking suspicion that it has to do more with the people than these pieces of paper.

01:59:50.320 You know what?

01:59:51.120 You put your finger on it and you better go wash your hands because it's fucking stinky.

01:59:56.440 Yeah.

01:59:56.860 It's bad.

01:59:57.600 Hmm.

01:59:59.160 Well, it wrecks everybody's fucking pet theories.

02:00:03.300 It wrecks the, you know, when you say, okay, you've got race X and race Y and race X has

02:00:11.080 a average 100 IQ and race Y has an average 65 IQ.

02:00:17.600 And the Democrats say, well, it's obviously because we're not pumping enough money into

02:00:21.800 race Y's schools.

02:00:24.440 And the Republicans say, no, that's not it.

02:00:26.940 It's because government schools are no good.

02:00:29.340 And what we have to do is give them vouchers to go to the schools the white kids go to.

02:00:34.040 And then they'll all, they'll have the same IQ as race X.

02:00:38.600 And when you start, you know, and it's all because there's, you know, slavery and Jim

02:00:42.740 Crow and all, I mean, we've got to help them catch up.

02:00:45.640 And then you look at Liberia.

02:00:49.100 There ain't nobody, there ain't nobody over there but black people.

02:00:53.500 And it doesn't matter what you try, what you do at that place.

02:00:56.220 I mean, it's just a ruin of rubble with, uh, gangs of cannibals running out and eating

02:01:02.500 the hearts and genitals of children to give them magic power before they go and fight

02:01:06.800 their enemies.

02:01:07.520 Butt ass naked.

02:01:10.220 Trying to get fucked.

02:01:11.860 They're trying to get fucked.

02:01:13.040 I'm just trying to get fucked.

02:01:18.200 Well, that's what we need to change.

02:01:21.280 We really do for the sake of truth and accuracy and transparency.

02:01:27.200 We need to change the motto of the United States from E Pluribus Unum to we trying to

02:01:32.480 get fucked because apparently that's what we're trying to do.

02:01:38.360 All right.

02:01:39.000 I think I've had a, Oh, go ahead.

02:01:41.200 That could have been the seal on the currency and, uh, in a idiocracy.

02:01:45.140 Yeah.

02:01:45.580 It was like a $10 million bill instead of hauling ass, getting paid.

02:01:52.500 We try to get fucked.

02:01:55.280 T-R-Y-N-A.

02:01:56.960 Trying to get fucked.

02:01:58.420 Yeah.

02:01:59.140 Um, anyway.

02:02:00.660 Okay.

02:02:01.100 Enough of this super serious stuff.

02:02:03.900 Well, I mean, I guess what we're going to is serious, but it's more fun.

02:02:07.580 Um, serious fun.

02:02:09.900 I ran across a video on this really good YouTube channel that, uh, apparently not too many people

02:02:16.260 know about.

02:02:16.860 It's got 69 subscribers and hopefully after, uh, we play this video on the show, we can

02:02:25.760 bump it up to at least 88 subscribers.

02:02:27.820 Yeah.

02:02:27.840 19 more subscribers coming soon.

02:02:31.740 Yeah.

02:02:32.240 And then we're going to close off subscribing.

02:02:35.800 Right.

02:02:36.500 Keep it at 88 forever.

02:02:37.820 Yeah.

02:02:38.080 Yeah.

02:02:38.380 Yeah.

02:02:40.440 Unless we can get enough people to commit to making it 8,888, then we'll, you know, we'll

02:02:46.160 do that.

02:02:46.740 Yeah.

02:02:47.460 Or 1,488.

02:02:48.760 We could take that step first.

02:02:50.440 Not that these numbers mean anything, but anyway, okay.

02:02:54.600 I'm going to just go ahead and play the audio and then we'll talk about it.

02:02:58.880 We'll let the, we'll let it unfold for the listener.

02:03:01.660 Racist flyers from an organization have been posted around Kirksville and they're drawing a lot

02:03:06.540 of attention on social media.

02:03:07.920 They Reese shows us the images and community members are expressing their outrage online

02:03:14.260 about two white supremacist flyers left on electric poles in Kirksville.

02:03:18.600 I'm standing where one of the flyers was posted before it was taken down.

02:03:23.460 Here's a closer look.

02:03:24.360 All right.

02:03:24.720 She's giving you a closer look, but they're not going to read what it says.

02:03:27.780 So I need to read what it says to you.

02:03:29.340 Apparently this is placed outside of a college or university called Truman.

02:03:35.280 And it says, did you know Truman trains non-whites to replace you?

02:03:42.000 White man nation of immigrants means your time is up.

02:03:46.080 Let's continue the audio.

02:03:47.340 Look up on what the flyers say.

02:03:50.420 Both include the URL of a neo-Nazi website called the daily stormer.name.

02:03:56.540 Some of the flyers say things like, what if you saw a black man entering a home in the

02:04:00.740 dead of night?

02:04:02.020 Jews at the ACLU want you to be afraid to call the police.

02:04:05.900 We reached out to the Kirksville Police Department earlier today, and they declined an on-camera

02:04:10.820 interview about the incident.

02:04:12.060 But Lieutenant Mark Wellman says KPD is actively investigating the incident.

02:04:17.840 Wellman also says, though the message is protected speech, it is against ordinance to post signage

02:04:23.340 on utility poles.

02:04:24.960 KPD says there are no suspects in the investigation right now, but tomorrow I will be speaking with

02:04:30.400 Truman State University representative on their response to this incident.

02:04:34.680 Jenae Reese K, while you, moves for you, Kirksville.

02:04:39.340 Jenae.

02:04:40.400 That's a sassy, empowered black woman right there.

02:04:45.620 Yeah.

02:04:46.100 She's a, Jenae.

02:04:48.440 You know, when it comes to journalism, everybody thinks Jenae.

02:04:53.620 Right.

02:04:55.500 For WTAK, this is one snap and a head twist.

02:05:00.700 Yeah.

02:05:00.880 They put up, the white supremacist flies all over this motherfucker.

02:05:06.340 What the hell am going on up in this bitch?

02:05:09.000 And they say that shit protected?

02:05:10.660 Protected?

02:05:11.240 What the fuck is that shit?

02:05:12.240 Yeah.

02:05:12.840 Well, that's what they be saying now, but you just wait till I go talk to university officials

02:05:17.140 tomorrow about this shit.

02:05:18.540 You know, we gonna get something done about this.

02:05:21.060 They the one that's gonna need to be protected and shit.

02:05:24.080 Yeah.

02:05:24.540 When I do that impersonation, I bob my head so hard, I sprain my neck.

02:05:34.440 Mm-hmm.

02:05:35.620 Mm-hmm.

02:05:36.620 The next flyer that he puts up should be like, all black journalists are affirmative action

02:05:41.200 hires.

02:05:41.580 Oh, that'd be great.

02:05:47.540 Shit.

02:05:48.800 I'm about to pull out my weave with this motherfucker.

02:05:52.660 Hold my eyelashes, girl.

02:05:54.400 Yeah.

02:05:55.540 Here, hold my baby.

02:05:57.200 Shit.

02:06:01.160 Oh, well.

02:06:03.420 That's an excellent op by Stormer Book Club there.

02:06:06.760 And it got a little attention.

02:06:08.220 Yeah.

02:06:08.560 Uh, uh, and they're right.

02:06:11.340 Uh, and it wouldn't matter what college they're talking about.

02:06:14.020 Uh, you've got all these, uh, I don't give a shit what anybody says.

02:06:18.780 I've seen, uh, some comment sections about similar stories, uh, where they say, oh, all

02:06:26.340 the scholarships be going to white people and say, you find me one fucking set aside scholarship

02:06:30.920 for a white person.

02:06:32.780 Find one.

02:06:33.960 They don't exist.

02:06:35.060 No, they do not exist.

02:06:36.640 No.

02:06:36.820 And they cannot exist.

02:06:39.380 If you're a billionaire and you want to set one up, you'll be taken to court and told

02:06:45.260 that it is illegal.

02:06:47.040 Yeah.

02:06:47.440 But you can set aside, I mean, they've got the United Negro College Fund.

02:06:53.920 You guys ever seen United Negro College Fund ads?

02:06:57.320 Yeah.

02:06:57.480 When I was, when I was a kid, they used to play those, uh, like between every, you'd be

02:07:04.740 watching cartoons for fuck's sake, cartoons.

02:07:08.300 And between every cartoon, they would have an ad for the United Negro College Fund.

02:07:15.300 Let's check one out here.

02:07:17.140 Uh, why can they still call them Negroes?

02:07:19.440 But we can't, I don't know.

02:07:21.800 It's their word, man.

02:07:22.840 This looks like it might be a good one.

02:07:24.960 Let's try this one.

02:07:35.700 Oh, mean white overseer.

02:07:38.900 A bunch of exalted Negroes singing Amazing Grace in some little hovel.

02:07:51.300 Come on, boy.

02:07:54.560 Put your back into it.

02:07:56.860 The Bodhi Plantation was one of the largest cotton plantations in the country.

02:08:00.740 Today on this very site is a United Negro College Fund member school.

02:08:04.340 Producing graduates have become doctors, lawyers, and chemists.

02:08:07.660 And your contributions to the college fund help.

02:08:10.180 Wait a minute.

02:08:10.920 What did you say they were doing?

02:08:11.920 Young people have seen graduates become doctors, lawyers, and chemists.

02:08:15.480 Doctors, lawyers.

02:08:16.200 The college fund help keep tuition slow at 41 schools, so young people with potential

02:08:21.280 can reinvent peanut butter.

02:08:23.900 It took a lot to turn a cotton plantation into a college that plants the seeds of knowledge.

02:08:28.680 Now let's get to work.

02:08:30.360 Gift to the United Negro College Fund.

02:08:32.240 It's a terrible thing to waste.

02:08:34.580 It's funny how they use a white guy to do the commentary.

02:08:38.600 Yeah.

02:08:39.560 Here's another one.

02:08:40.980 Let's hear another one.

02:08:44.780 A college man.

02:08:46.280 I got me a college man.

02:08:48.580 Ma, this letter just means I got accepted.

02:08:50.540 It doesn't mean I can't afford it.

02:08:52.640 Nonsense.

02:08:53.660 It means you're smart, you work for it, and you deserve it.

02:08:57.680 Honey, it's your chance.

02:08:59.720 And we're going to get you on that bus somehow.

02:09:02.120 Let's wish...

02:09:02.380 You notice there's no father in this video.

02:09:04.840 It's so hot, Ma.

02:09:05.900 There's a way.

02:09:07.440 There's got to be a way.

02:09:08.440 By keeping tuitions down at its 43 predominantly black colleges, the United Negro College Fund has given a chance to thousands of deserving students.

02:09:17.900 Baby, you make me so proud.

02:09:19.760 But if you think the battle's won, think again.

02:09:27.620 The fact is, for each one we reach, there's one we can't.

02:09:32.020 Not without the funds.

02:09:33.340 And if we can't reach them, chances are nobody can.

02:09:36.780 So support the United Negro College Fund.

02:09:40.020 Because a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

02:09:43.680 This.

02:09:44.600 They don't have minds.

02:09:47.240 Yeah, they just got brain stems.

02:09:49.300 Well, they got minds.com, don't they?

02:09:53.000 I do.

02:09:53.560 Son, you finally going to go to college.

02:09:56.420 Mama, I just want to get fucked.

02:09:58.240 What you going to major in college?

02:10:03.140 I'm just trying to get fucked.

02:10:06.280 I'm going to major in glass blowing.

02:10:10.300 That one was from 1986.

02:10:12.700 Here's one from 1977.

02:10:14.440 Let's see if it's a little funkier.

02:10:19.420 Reaching for the dream that spells tomorrow.

02:10:21.940 Yes.

02:10:22.980 Tomorrow.

02:10:23.980 Well, another generation's coming on.

02:10:27.080 Mm-hmm.

02:10:28.240 The United Negro College Fund has helped blacks fulfill their potential in walks of life where they couldn't walk before.

02:10:54.980 And your contributions have made theirs possible.

02:10:57.400 We want to give our best, please understand.

02:11:01.640 Please understand.

02:11:03.100 We're not asking for a hand out, just a hand.

02:11:07.540 I see a man to come.

02:11:10.780 Wicked heart again.

02:11:11.700 No one can do it alone.

02:11:13.260 Please give to the United Negro College Fund.

02:11:15.800 A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

02:11:18.340 They're not asking for a hand out my ass.

02:11:20.840 No, just a hand out.

02:11:21.400 That's all they do.

02:11:22.320 Help destroy America's higher education institutions.

02:11:28.560 Okay, one more.

02:11:30.060 And this is the last one.

02:11:31.540 First of all, we must internalize the flatulation of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the Indonesian proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection.

02:11:51.920 Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment, I'd like to continue the redundance of my quote-unquote intestinal tract.

02:12:05.300 See, because to preclude on the issue of world domination, we'd only circumvent, excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the aphrodisiatic symptoms, which now perpetrates the Jericho's activation.

02:12:22.540 No, but do not misinterpret the chauvinistic symptoms.

02:12:27.840 Give to the United Negro Scholarship Fund.

02:12:30.800 It's a terrible thing to develop without help.

02:12:34.780 Allow me to expose my colon once again.

02:12:38.420 The calification inflicted on the incision placed within the fallopian cavities serves to be holistic, taken from the Latin word jalapeno.

02:12:58.980 Sounds like every Negro everywhere.

02:13:01.740 Yeah.

02:13:02.100 Yeah.

02:13:02.820 Trying to sound smart and shit.

02:13:04.560 Officer, why are you restrictifying my...

02:13:07.420 Where are your supervisory prolation at?

02:13:12.040 Let me prolapse up in here.

02:13:16.020 Trying to get fucked.

02:13:21.780 Oh.

02:13:23.400 If I thought they'd let me post it as a headline on Daily Stormer, that would be the title of tonight's show.

02:13:30.700 Trying to get fucked.

02:13:33.340 But I'm not going to try it.

02:13:37.420 But anyway, yeah.

02:13:40.660 So yeah, I mean, you know, this United Negro College Fund is just one example.

02:13:46.800 You go into any college and there are all these set-asides for blacks, Hispanics, Asians.

02:13:55.460 And oh boy, they really need them, Asians, and gays, and transgenders and all this.

02:14:04.760 But not just that.

02:14:05.340 They have their own clubs.

02:14:07.020 They have the African-American club, the Hispanic club, the Chinese, the Asian-American club, whatever.

02:14:13.980 Imagine if they had a white club.

02:14:16.560 I mean, it wouldn't happen.

02:14:17.640 It's not possible.

02:14:18.200 You mean like a white student union?

02:14:19.820 Yeah.

02:14:20.240 Yeah, they've tried that lots of times.

02:14:22.840 Right.

02:14:23.040 Didn't James also do that, too?

02:14:24.880 I mean, hell, I think I tried to do that in high school.

02:14:27.580 Heimbach tried to do it back when he was a college student at Towson.

02:14:31.580 And Jared Taylor showed up and spoke at it.

02:14:33.900 I saw that, yeah.

02:14:34.820 Yeah, it was one of the most cringe things ever, not because of Taylor, but it's like they let the whole, whatever auditorium it was that they had him speaking at, they let the Negroes just flood the place.

02:14:47.660 And it's like every single question was asked by a black, and they were all students.

02:14:51.960 And it was like, so you be saying that your old pink ass, crack ass, cave cracker, no melanin having, ain't learned how to bathe, smelling like a wet dog ass, need a club?

02:15:10.060 That's racist.

02:15:13.660 You know?

02:15:14.580 That's that Taylor just be standing there just completely nonplussed.

02:15:18.080 Like, what the hell am I going to say to these people?

02:15:20.100 They're not even people to be saying anything to.

02:15:22.980 Yeah.

02:15:23.980 But, you know, I mean, the.

02:15:27.960 You can't talk reason or logic with these people.

02:15:30.900 No matter how hard he tries, it's just like he's wasting his breath.

02:15:35.700 Yeah.

02:15:36.020 Right.

02:15:36.900 And these people, they think that what they're saying is intelligent because, shit, they wouldn't be in college if they weren't intelligent, right?

02:15:45.980 They're just like cargo culting what the white people do.

02:15:48.940 Right.

02:15:49.240 And they think they're like, you know, just going through the motions and going up there and spouting voyage.

02:15:54.460 Like, you know, the conceptualization of the articulation and that kind of shit.

02:15:58.960 Like, that they're actually saying something because they don't know any better.

02:16:02.140 Right.

02:16:02.340 Well, it would be like, you know, you get the one guy up there and he'd ask some shit like that.

02:16:07.740 I mean, black guy up there and he'd ask some shit like that.

02:16:10.060 And Taylor would try to answer him.

02:16:11.820 And the guy would repeat everything he'd said before.

02:16:14.000 Why you ain't answer that, motherfucker?

02:16:15.920 Okay.

02:16:16.460 Can we have the next person, please?

02:16:20.000 And the next black would walk up and you'd hear this.

02:16:38.680 And Taylor would be like, you asked that earlier.

02:16:42.220 You're not supposed to be getting back in line.

02:16:46.500 I'm not going to address this twice.

02:16:50.000 Oh, um, but, uh, as far as Jared Taylor, you know, they were holding his passport and

02:17:02.660 all that he should have just acted like this.

02:17:05.140 Get my fucking ID, hurry up, bring the shit, bitch.

02:17:12.160 Bring my motherfucking ID, bitches.

02:17:14.060 Bring my, come see me.

02:17:15.980 No, shut the fuck up, bitch.

02:17:17.800 Bring my, bring my ID.

02:17:19.580 Hurry up, bring my shit.

02:17:21.040 Fuck that shit.

02:17:22.080 Bitch, bring car police in, bitch.

02:17:23.980 No, but I don't care.

02:17:24.940 Bring my motherfucking ID.

02:17:27.140 Y'all got to come through here.

02:17:28.640 Don't lose that.

02:17:29.140 I'm not going to bring this up.

02:17:31.920 Bitch, where's my motherfucking ID?

02:17:34.620 Get my shit.

02:17:36.800 I think a handful of people are calling him.

02:17:38.800 See, I think this would have worked.

02:17:40.880 I think if Taylor had just chimped out completely and broken some glass and called people bitches

02:17:47.300 and hoes and made a few threats, they'd have given him back his passport and he could have

02:17:51.040 gone and done what he wanted.

02:17:53.020 Listen to you alone.

02:17:54.520 Go ahead.

02:17:55.240 Where's my motherfucking ID?

02:17:56.520 I can't get ID.

02:17:57.540 Bitch, how do you get?

02:17:58.580 Bitch, I'm going to get.

02:17:58.700 Where's my motherfucking passport?

02:18:00.860 I can't get a passport?

02:18:02.320 Bitch, my passport.

02:18:08.680 Give me that poise, bitch.

02:18:12.280 Bitch, give me your purge.

02:18:13.500 Sounds like a Greek wedding, dude.

02:18:31.440 Why do you keep me doing this shit?

02:18:43.900 Do I gotta come through?

02:18:50.900 I'm gonna buy my cigarettes.

02:19:00.140 I thought they don't have IDs, and that's why we can't ask them for them when they vote.

02:19:04.740 Oh, that's what he's mad about, is he wanted to go vote against that Trump-ass motherfucker.

02:19:10.380 He's breaking the glass in the ape enclosure.

02:19:28.980 This is what makes me switch to that thick plexiglass shit.

02:19:39.980 Harambe has gone off the rails.

02:19:42.580 Now you know why they really shot Harambe.

02:19:49.580 You know what the worst part about this is?

02:20:01.180 This is at the DMV in fucking Anchorage, Alaska.

02:20:04.780 No way.

02:20:05.780 Yeah.

02:20:06.780 What the fuck?

02:20:07.780 Yep.

02:20:08.780 Why do niggas want to live in Alaska?

02:20:10.380 It's cold.

02:20:13.380 ID!

02:20:14.380 I can't get ID!

02:20:16.380 I can't get ID!

02:20:18.780 You'd think they'd have some bear tranquilizer or some shit on hand, like polar bears or moose

02:20:23.380 tranquilizer, something they could shoot this nigger with.

02:20:26.380 Yeah.

02:20:27.380 All the Indians been snorting that shit.

02:20:28.380 Oh, that's right.

02:20:36.380 His homies showed up.

02:20:37.380 His homies showed up.

02:20:39.380 My ID!

02:20:40.380 My ID!

02:20:41.380 My look at ID!

02:20:42.380 No!

02:20:43.380 ID!

02:20:44.380 Is he gonna fuck around me?

02:20:49.380 I can't get ID!

02:20:51.380 Oh, shit.

02:20:55.380 Oh, shit.

02:20:56.380 Oh, my God.

02:21:00.380 It's so unusual, too, for like, you know, not only is it Alaska, but like a black person

02:21:07.380 caring about having his ID, having his papers in order, you know?

02:21:10.380 Yeah, right.

02:21:11.380 It's so bizarre.

02:21:12.380 Well, he just run out of Newport's.

02:21:14.380 You gotta get him some cigarettes.

02:21:16.380 He too young looking.

02:21:17.380 He'll buy them swishing sweets and shit.

02:21:20.380 Yeah.

02:21:21.380 I'm trying to go, now give me some blunt rap.

02:21:24.380 Shit.

02:21:25.380 No.

02:21:26.380 Gotta smoke that Alaska thunder fuck shit.

02:21:29.380 Boom.

02:21:30.380 Don't, don't matter.

02:21:31.380 I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't smoke my rock.

02:21:34.380 I don't smoke my rock.

02:21:35.380 I don't smoke my rock.

02:21:36.380 I don't smoke my rock on stem.

02:21:37.380 I roll up a primo.

02:21:38.380 I need, I need a blunt rap.

02:21:39.380 Gotta have ID.

02:21:40.380 Ain't gotta have no ID by crack.

02:21:42.380 Gotta have ID by blunt rap.

02:21:44.380 Shit crazy.

02:21:45.380 Fuckin' white people.

02:21:46.380 Where my ID?

02:21:47.380 Yeah.

02:21:48.380 Yeah.

02:21:49.380 Yeah.

02:21:54.380 Oh man.

02:21:55.380 Nigga, nigga, nigga trying to hear bells.

02:21:57.380 Nigga trying to get fucked.

02:21:58.380 Where my ID?

02:21:59.380 Where my ID?

02:22:04.380 Got a stem in one hand.

02:22:06.380 Got another hand in a mad hole.

02:22:07.380 Where my ID?

02:22:08.380 When you come through there, blue, I'll pull my hand out of my ass.

02:22:12.380 I'll slap you, bitch.

02:22:13.380 Oh, fuck.

02:22:15.380 I ain't gonna slap you, brother, hand.

02:22:17.380 It's my last stem.

02:22:18.380 Oh, yeah.

02:22:19.380 Well, that's a good way to end the show on a funny note, man.

02:22:20.380 Yeah.

02:22:21.380 Well, it was, it is that time, eh?

02:22:22.380 Yeah.

02:22:23.380 All right.

02:22:24.380 Well, let me remind everybody that all you, all you super talented.

02:22:27.380 people who want to be a sometimes fill-in host or perhaps, if you're good, a new member

02:22:52.380 of the Wrecking Crew, send those sound files to TKR at airmail.cc.

02:23:01.380 And of course, all you sexy women who are so turned on by my voice, you can send your

02:23:07.380 selfies.

02:23:08.380 And eventually, if you send enough, Zyklon Don may forward them to me.

02:23:13.380 And don't be sending shit if you ain't no real woman now.

02:23:16.380 We're gonna verify.

02:23:18.380 I'm going to email you back.

02:23:21.380 I'm going to make, you're going to, we're going to have proof of femaleness.

02:23:27.380 You know, like you get proof of life before you pay a ransom.

02:23:30.380 We're gonna get proof of femaleness.

02:23:34.380 But I'm not going to tell you how.

02:23:37.380 So you can't prepare ahead of time.

02:23:40.380 We're gonna be catfish proof.

02:23:42.380 No noodling over here.

02:23:44.380 That's right.

02:23:45.380 So we're gonna...

02:23:46.380 Yeah, you can't send auditions in a jar.

02:23:49.380 Yeah.

02:23:50.380 Yeah.

02:23:51.380 So we won't...

02:23:52.380 Uh-oh.

02:23:53.380 Ooh.

02:23:54.380 Yeah.

02:23:55.380 Email only.

02:23:56.380 So wait, send all that TKR at airmail.cc.

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02:24:07.380 We will be doing, uh, the live stream for White Wednesday, as we do every week on White Wednesday.

02:24:14.380 Because if TKR is live streaming, then it must be White Wednesday.

02:24:19.380 And that will be at 9 Eastern, 8 Central, 6 Pacific.

02:24:28.380 And, uh, if you are a young, white, American male of good character, age 18 or over, and

02:24:37.380 you're interested in pro-wide activism, please feel free to email stormerbookclubs at airmail.cc.

02:24:48.380 We'll see you Wednesday.

02:24:49.380 You'll see you next Monday.

02:25:00.380 Uh.

02:25:02.380 Agreed.

02:25:08.380 We'll be right back.

02:25:10.380 It's somewhere out.

02:25:12.380 Let's see you next time shipment.

02:25:14.380 Play around eight.

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The Krypto Report - April 01, 2019

#67 - Border Beaners and Funnel Noodles

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