Daily Wire Backstage: The 2020 Season Finale
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Daily Wire Backstage with Ben Shapiro, Andrew Klavan, and Elisha Krause. Today's reading comes from Luke 2:8-9 and is brought to you by Daily Wire and the PragerU Library.
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Hey guys, it's Matt. Look, be honest with me, you didn't watch Daily Wire backstage, the 2020 season finale, did you? You didn't watch it.
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It's okay, I'm just, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in you.
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If you want to make it up to me, go ahead and take a listen to it now.
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Myself, Jeremy Boring, Ben Shapiro, Michael Knowles, get you ready for Christmas, and there's a few surprises thrown in. Take a listen.
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Hey everyone, Candace Owens here, and today I will be reading to you all from Luke chapter 2, beginning at verse 8.
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And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them, and they were sore afraid.
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And the angel said unto them, Fear not, for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
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For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord, and this will be a sign for you.
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You will find a baby wrapped in swaddling cloths and lying in a manger.
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And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying,
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
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Praise God, praise the Lord, and Merry Christmas from all of us at The Daily Wire.
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Annual holiday celebrated by literally billions of Christians worldwide commemorating the birth of Jesus.
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Good to be with you, happy to be with you, and so happy that it's Christmas time.
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I am your hostess with the mostest, Jeremy the God King Boring, joined, as always, by Ben Shapiro, by Michael Knowles, and by Andrew Klavan,
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and also by the beautiful, the talented, the lovely Elisha Krause.
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Elisha, how's it going out there in California?
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But also, I thought I was the hostess with the mostest, so when did I get demoted?
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But I will be here taking all of the member questions, as always, and only our backstage or Daily Wire members get to ask the questions.
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So be sure to go to the show page at the top of dailywire.com.
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Once you click on backstage, then you can go down to the chat box and ask the questions,
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and my lovely producer Savannah and I will be pulling those questions throughout the show.
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Also, we have a lot of awesome content that the guys have been talking about for a while now.
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Well, I just mean, I would have thrown my name in the hopper
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if I'd known that there was a competition, at least.
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We're going to be checking in with Elisha throughout the night
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We want to hear from you here at what is the last backstage of 2020.
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We're going to be talking mostly about Christmas, mostly about the season,
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mostly reflecting on the year that has just gone by
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The reason is, like, Christmas is in just a couple of days.
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But there is the marriage of Christmas and politics,
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I do think is fair ground for a conversation tonight.
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Christmas, one of my things that I always love to talk about with Christmas
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These radical leftists and their war on Christmas.
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And then you sort of look at the history of America,
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and America has always been in a war over Christmas.
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So I think that it's perfectly appropriate for us to deal with,
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you know, politics of the 16th century or 17th century.
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the most recent political Christmas event that's taken place,
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and that is that apparently Santa has gone completely woke.
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I know you all talked about this on your shows,
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but Santa, in the day and age in which we live,
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No, if your dad wants to get it for you, that's fine,
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That kid is within his rights to beat the living hell out of Santa.
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Santa can't tell you no unless you have been naughty.
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In fairness, don't you think that that kid will shoot his eye out?
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In his defense, in Santa's defense, that kid's going to shoot his eye out.
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Although, how am I the most festively dressed person around here?
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He does love Christmas more than anybody I've ever met.
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The one thing about that clip, though, that gets me is all the parents just sitting around,
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not saying anything, not speaking up for this kid.
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I mean, you only have so many opportunities in life where you can actually yell at Santa
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But they all just sit around and let this kid be picked on by Santa Claus.
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I think the one place where the left sometimes wins in these moments is because people have
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That you're about to step into a situation like this.
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You actually don't know what the appropriate response is.
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And I don't mean to tie this to a broader political point, but this is a broader political
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point that I've been thinking about, especially considering that we're about to enter
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And I think that so much of what we've been living through is this three-step process that
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folks on the left have been able to effectuate in virtually every institution of our society
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up to, and including religious institutions and cultural institutions.
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And that is they pick on the fact that conservatives tend to be nice people who want to be inoffensive.
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And then they identify being inoffensive with shutting up about your values.
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If you don't want to offend anybody, then never talk about your values ever.
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Sure, we made this the top trending topic on Twitter.
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But Matt, how dare you sound off on it because now you're not a nice person.
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Now, we all know you're not a nice person, but that has nothing to do with you sounding
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So they start off with step number one is you guys are really, we know that you're nice
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and so we're going to take advantage of your niceness to tell you to shut up.
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The only way to be safe is for you to just be quiet.
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So if you actually stay silent, that is not enough.
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You actually have to start echoing the message.
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They take advantage of the fact that we're sort of nice people by nature and that we will
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And it is a case for never letting this sort of stuff go and just telling Santa to head
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Well, I don't know if you guys saw my favorite response to this.
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But our friend Stephen Crowder, purveyor of fine ashtrays, I think had the absolute
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best response, which is he had the little boy onto his show and gave him a second chance
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I think I hate I hate to promote Stephen Crowder, but I thought we would enjoy this clip
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Little Michael, do you know who this is making a call just for you?
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And I understand that you're a fan of me, Santa.
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And you had a little bit of a run in with one of those helpers at the mall who hadn't
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So we talked about how there's a perpetual war on Christmas in this country.
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You know, there's nothing more American than the war on Christmas.
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You know, Christmas was illegal in some of the early colonies.
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And the reason is because the early founders of the country were decidedly Protestant.
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And I know we always like to talk about putting Christ back in Christmas.
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You know, you'll hear a bunch of our evangelical fans say, oh, we got to put Christ back in
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And no one ever thinks, should we put mass back in Christmas?
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But of course, Christmas is fundamentally a Catholic holiday before becoming an American
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And so Christmas didn't come in vogue in America for almost a century after the founding.
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You had really the sort of religious Protestant version of Christmas start to take hold in
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We talked about this last year, but famously, Lincoln had a picture made of himself with
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Santa as an act of propaganda during the Civil War because he was taking something beloved in
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the South and making it quintessentially American, not allowing them to have it because they use
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Santa as a way of differentiating Southerners from Northerners.
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And this brings us to the second complaint that you often hear from religious Americans, which
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is they're trying to make Christmas a secular holiday.
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The truth is, Christmas in America was always a secular holiday, right?
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And then in the 1880s and through the early part of the 1900s, it was really Coca-Cola and
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Montgomery Ward who just essentially, and greeting cards, essentially invented modern Christmas.
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The earliest Christmas celebrations in America was 1621.
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And William Bradford, the governor, writes about this with absolute contempt on Plymouth
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And he says, you know, all the good Puritans go out and work the fields that day and everything.
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But these sort of Anglican, just degenerate, debauched people, they decided they want to
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stay home from the fields and celebrate Christmas.
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So Bradford reluctantly agrees to do it and he hopes that they get corrected later on.
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And he comes back, and do you know that the kids were sitting outside playing games in
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They had toys and they were, you know, enjoying themselves.
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Reminds you of Mencken's line that puritanism is the haunting fear that somewhere someone
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And so he comes, I kid you not, Bradford, he writes about this, he didn't miss it.
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Bradford finds the kids playing games and he steals all their toys.
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He goes around, he takes every one of their toys.
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He sends them home, he says, if you want to sit on Christmas Day in quiet, solemn contemplation,
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The people who celebrated Christmas at that time generally were treated as a day of festivity
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So you have a decidedly Catholic holiday that was rejected by a decidedly Protestant and
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Then you had a very commercial, secular holiday that formed up because the Coca-Cola company
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decided we could all use some Santa Claus in our lives.
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And then you had the sort of co-opting of that then to become a sort of decidedly American
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amalgamation of Protestant religiosity and secularism already married to a holiday that
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was fundamentally about the union of Catholic religiosity married to pagan ceremony.
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And all the good songs are written by the Jews.
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And all the great songs are written by the Jews.
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I actually think that Christmas as we understand it is the most definitively American holiday.
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You know, in a way we're touching maybe Catholic traditions from Europe or Anglican traditions
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But really American Christmas is American Christmas.
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And this is why I, Ben and I have had this conversation many times over the years, but
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I actually think that all the versions of American Christmas are good.
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It's good that Catholics have mass on Christmas.
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It's good that Protestants celebrate the birth of Christ.
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It's even good that people who aren't religious in America have Santa Claus.
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It is this wonderful time of the year when we, the most wonderful time of the year, some
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I say, it's this wonderful time of the year when we come together in sort of celebration
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And I, this is why I always say, I actually think that the Jews should, American Jews should
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celebrate Christmas, not perhaps the religious aspects of it, but the uniquely American aspects.
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Well, I think that most Jews enjoy this time of year for sure.
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I mean, it's, it's, it's very nice when they're all the lights out and I enjoy other
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Honestly, I think Jews have a lot to be grateful for, for being in the United States, the most tolerant
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country in the history of the world toward Jews.
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And I think a lot of that is tied into the uniquely American brand of Christianity.
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So you tie that together and Jews ought to celebrate the fact that Americans are celebrating
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And I think that that is, that is a good thing.
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That's not, but it's, it's not really good though, that the, the actual story of Christmas,
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the nativity story has receded entirely into the background.
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And I mean, you talk to the average Christian, they don't even know the, the, the notion they
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have of the nativity story is sort of an amalgamation of, of, well, they don't even
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know which stories in the gospel, which, which gospel books actually have the nativity story,
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but the story they have is one that's not even in the Bible itself.
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And they probably couldn't tell you which one between Matthew and Luke tells which part
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And, uh, you know, that's, that's the part of it that I see is not good at all.
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The fact that it sort of goes like this, right?
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There's an illegal immigrant Palestinian and a single knocked up mother.
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And then there are a bunch of intolerant bigots who show up.
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I did see that on Instagram, you know, it, there is, there's so much about Christmas.
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Like I actually went down one of these rabbit holes a couple of weeks ago because there are
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As you describe, even, I always thought my whole life that they picked the date because
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And it actually seems more recent scholarship says it probably wasn't that there were some
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pagan holidays a little earlier, but, and the, you know, also in December, but, uh, it,
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the, the reason that the church fathers say that they picked the date is actually because
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they believe that a divine life had to be a perfect length and they dated the death of
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Christ to March 25th and the creation of the world to March 25th.
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And so exactly nine months later has to be the, the birth of Christ.
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Just all of these, so it's basically supposed to tie in exactly the creation, which actually
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does get to some of the kind of pagan ideas, which is this idea of there's death and then
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And this ties into the kind of secular celebration.
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Then you get the Christmas trees and you get all of this.
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And the left doesn't want us to acknowledge it at all.
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It's, it is, it is the most unifying holiday ever in the history of the world.
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This is ultimately my point that American Christmas is the most unifying holiday and the left
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being against it isn't exactly being against Christ, which of course the left is against
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But I actually think they're more against the idea of unity among Americans, which is ultimately
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what Christmas has come to, to be in some, you're right.
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Christians don't maybe know which gospel, if any, gave them their view of Christmas.
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Ultimately though, American Christmas is, is both that has a little something in it for
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everyone except the people stealing the toys, which in this case is not the purest.
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It's the puritanical left who just doesn't want any of us to grab hold of any of it and
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have this time where we come together in a kind of spirit of, of goodwill.
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You know, this, this very problem has actually led me to think, I always thought American
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conservatives were the kind of inheritors of the founding of the country, you know,
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I'm starting to think maybe it's the progressive left that are the inheritors of this puritanical,
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censorious sort of, uh, obviously they've transformed it dramatically over time, but they're the,
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they're now the ones stealing the toys just like governor Bradford did back in the 1620s.
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That's where America's puritanical streak went.
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Uh, I want to talk about this movie, uh, killing Santa Claus.
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Uh, there, there is a little bit of a, of a daily wire component.
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Uh, I don't want to give too much away, but someone currently sitting on this set may or
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So our friend Mel Gibson, who of course made the greatest Christian film of all time, Braveheart,
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Mel Gibson, kind of a controversial figure, and not only controversial in the sort of
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broader cultural war, but specifically controversial, his relationship with Jewish Americans.
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He's said a few things that he probably shouldn't have said while in a state that he probably
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By the way, I desperately want him to make the Hanukkah movie.
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Him doing the best of you would be the greatest.
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So I knew that Ben Shapiro believes that Mel Gibson is uniquely qualified to make a film
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about the Maccabees, and that's why I wasn't surprised to see Ben doing his part to rehabilitate
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the image of Mel Gibson in the Jewish community by starring in Mel Gibson's new film, Killing
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Some kids with a deer rifle put two holes in the sleigh, one in me.
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All I have is a loathing for a world that's forgotten.
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The United States military would like to procure your services.
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Ben Shapiro, the entire internet is aflame over your performance in The Fat Man.
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How is this helping rehabilitate Mel Gibson or Santa Claus himself with the Jewish people?
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So, as you know, I was also the star of Knives Out this year.
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I feel like I have some awards coming to me as a transgender little person.
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So, I feel like I've checked most of the boxes here.
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They've got, like, the hair from, like, 15 years ago.
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Did you actually track all the Twitter controversy about this being you?
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I mean, this is when I converted to Judaism, right?
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Well, there's no question that they had you in mind in the other film.
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I watched it, and I thought, that doesn't look like me.
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But then again, I think Denzel Washington looks like me.
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They didn't capture your chiseled physique or your extraordinary height.
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I mean, at no point was there a gun show, for example.
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And that's something we do at All Access, like, all the time.
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You literally starred in a feature film that came out this year.
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The literal star of a feature film that came out only three months ago.
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Yeah, but, like, I didn't, like, post about that and stuff.
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No, but I'm talking about it right now so that all of our Daily Wire fans...
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I was in a movie that came out this year, and I was so afraid...
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Oh, yeah, it came out this year, and I love the movie.
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I'm very afraid that it's going to, like, get us all canceled.
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But then I think, you know, of all of the things that I've tried to do at the Daily Wire
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to get us all canceled, like, that movie, that's, like, number 300...
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It's on, yeah, it's, like, out on the streams, you know?
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Ben doesn't even need to show up to be in his movies.
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It'd be rough to fire him over a film that he shot before we hired him, but I'm open
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I finished shooting the movie on Election Day 2016.
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After the final shot of the film, you drove straight to the studio and appeared on our...
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You brought us with you into your world of fantasy, and for the past few years, we've just
00:29:13.380
It's just that we're all living in Knowles' funeral room.
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So I prepared all my commentary on why Hillary was going to win.
00:29:30.580
He said, actually, buddy, it's kind of close, you know?
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And I thought, wow, this is even stranger than this film set that I was just on 20 minutes
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It also tells people a thing about making movies, that he shot the film in 2016, and
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So I want to check in with Elisha Krause and get questions from our DailyWire.com members,
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especially questions if they happen to be about the season.
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We have plenty of questions about the season, but this is a good point to remind people
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someone in your life that you love or a liberal who you want to annoy.
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The first question goes to the God King himself, Jeremy Boring.
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One of the few films that my father and I would make a point to try to watch together
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It's funny, when I married my wife, she hated the film.
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But I think now I've even, her heart has grown three sizes and we enjoy the film together.
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Of course, it was not actually well received when the film was first released.
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And I think that that's actually appropriate given the subject matter of the film.
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I mean, Lionel Barrymore does not get punished in the film.
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Can I just make an argument for a Christmas story as the best Christmas movie?
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I think it just, it captures the nostalgia of childhood.
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It's a movie that, first of all, I watched it with my kids for the first time.
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So, you know, I think a Christmas movie has to be a movie that the whole family can enjoy.
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If I put It's a Wonderful Life on for my four-year-old, it's going to go over his head
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or he'll be traumatized by the man trying to throw himself off the bridge.
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But it captures, for kids, you know, you watch it and you relate to it because it's, you're
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And as an adult, you watch it and you relate to the narrator and you're remembering back
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So it captures, it captures both experiences of Christmas.
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I have one more thing to say about It's a Wonderful Life.
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It's really like a top ten movie for me easily.
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But there's a solid case to be made that Bedford Falls is better off if George throws
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And the case is, and here is the case, the case is that George Bailey causes the subprime
00:32:23.860
The case is that he is giving loans without any sort of collateral to people who absolutely
00:32:30.620
And because of that, he sends his own bank into crisis.
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And even if Uncle Drunk has not lost the money, people stop paying back their loans.
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And Lionel Barrymore ends up running the town anyway, except legally speaking.
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It's an FDR, but the truth is the movie was created as almost an ode to FDR in certain
00:32:49.220
It's funny to say that Mr. Potter might be the good guy of that film because I reread
00:32:55.300
A Christmas Carol this year, and I read the speech in which Ebenezer Scrooge explains to
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Bob Cratchit why it's inappropriate that he be paid not to work on Christmas Day.
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And I actually couldn't find any fault with the argument.
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Keep in mind, he does give him the day off, and he does agree to pay him for it.
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So he actually doesn't withhold Christmas from Bob Cratchit.
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He just, before he gives him the day off and pays him for it, he explains why it's patently
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And also, the thing is, people get the Grinch totally wrong.
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You know, like the Grinch, you know, he wanted those presents.
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And he's got some weirdos down there singing and annoying while he's trying to sleep.
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The Grinch is essentially a conservative wanting people to get off his yard.
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Michael, do you want to tell us why me, myself, and Irene is the best Christmas?
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And people don't get this, this subtle, esoteric text.
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The one I will make a case for as, if not the best Christmas movie, the last great Christmas
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So that's something, it's a wonderful life, doesn't it?
00:34:02.520
And two, because Home Alone 2 has Donald Trump in it.
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And because, that's, oh my gosh, I, you're, I'm sorry, I need to change.
00:34:10.140
I re-watched Home Alone last year on a flight back for Christmas.
00:34:19.420
It's a, you know, it's like, it's both very funny, has a heart.
00:34:22.160
And for a 10-year-old kid, or however old Macaulay Culkin was, great performer.
00:34:25.980
Can I point out one, one problem with that movie?
00:34:27.680
Is young, my kids watched that movie for the first time a couple years ago.
00:34:33.680
And they get the idea of setting, so my, my son saw that movie when he was maybe six years old.
00:34:39.420
And I don't know how he got his hand on it, but he somehow got his hands on a nail.
00:34:43.860
And he put it, like, pointy end up in the middle of the floor.
00:34:52.640
And he explained to me, he was setting a booby trap for the burglars.
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And so he took the nail and he brought it out to the garage.
00:34:58.240
And I went out to the garage and he had just placed it again in the garage, pointy end up.
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You do kind of forget when you, when you rewatch that movie, he already got them.
00:35:10.260
Like early on in his booby traps, he sort of got them.
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So eventually he just becomes like the Marquis de Sade, you know.
00:35:17.420
Also, he has the worst parents in human history.
00:35:20.160
I mean, they literally just forget him in the house for what, like a week?
00:35:24.900
And at no point does somebody say like, can I just, like no one in the entire town has a phone?
00:35:28.480
Like you just call the neighbor and be like, can you go over and check on him?
00:35:34.500
Have you guys seen the classic Monty Python and the Flying Circus sketch called Classic Jape?
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Where they, in this very prim and proper British way, explain broad physical slapstick comedy called Classic Jape.
00:35:49.960
And essentially, I think someone watched that sketch and then wrote Home Alone.
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Because it is like stepping on nails, getting hit by a two by four, you know, and very prim proper.
00:35:59.360
I'll make one more case for a good Christmas movie, Meet Me in St. Louis, which is actually a great musical.
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That's where Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas comes from, that movie.
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And there's a little girl in it named Margaret O'Brien who actually won an Oscar for her performance.
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Probably the most talented person, by the way, who ever worked in Hollywood is Judy Garland.
00:36:24.840
Well, I think we might already have Matt's answer to this, considering he doesn't like Nails or Home Alone.
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But Matt, since you tend to hate everything, what's your least favorite Christmas movie?
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I should have a ready answer for that, I guess.
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That's one area where I'm kind of a softie on Christmas movies.
00:36:44.420
I can't think of a Christmas movie I've seen that I actually hate.
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Somehow, I haven't managed to hate a Christmas movie.
00:36:56.380
So like three years ago, after playing the Peanuts Christmas special for 50 years or something,
00:37:04.260
the network decided that they could, well, they didn't actually announce their decision,
00:37:09.300
but they decided it's very clear that they didn't want to play Linus reading the Gospel of Luke on television every year.
00:37:16.340
And so they created a brand new Peanuts Christmas special, even better than the old Christmas special.
00:37:24.760
And then the next year, I think they only played the new one because they're just rewriting history.
00:37:32.660
You know, it has nothing, it's not like a remake of the original.
00:37:35.920
It's just a different, here's the Peanuts kids having a whole other Christmas adventure that isn't in any way about the Gospel.
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I would say, so that one's already my least favorite, even though I haven't seen it.
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But actually, I just, I remembered A Christmas Vacation.
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I watched it with my wife last week for the first time.
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It just, it didn't, it didn't capture my interest.
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And, yeah, I just, I, you know, I think you, here's what, here's, I think if you grew up watching it, then you like it because you grew up watching it.
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I think an adult who sat down and out to watch it.
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But I also love it because of the hit song, Christmas Vacation.
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Fa la la la la in a ho ho ho, jingle jangle jingle as we go.
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Does the Rudolph special count as a Christmas movie?
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I just, I would have added that to the other list because, you know, the woke people started to like it last year.
00:38:42.580
I thought they were saying Rudolph was gay and the whole thing was about how Rudolph is gay and all the other reindeer and that's why he's special.
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I don't think Rudolph's gay because he's a reindeer, but I do think, I do think the dentist.
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By the way, there's a hole in the Rudolph story, which I was made aware of on, on that great source known as Twitter, which is that reindeer are colorblind.
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So the red light actually wouldn't be all that helpful is what I was informed of.
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I think it's fair to say that in a foggy Christmas gale, any color light coming from the nose of a reindeer would be helpful.
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And does Santa not have a flashlight though that he can?
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He's flying through the air and he needs like a reindeer with a nose that lights up.
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But he doesn't have wings, you know, he's not like, and also the light is not for the other reindeer, right?
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Won't you guide my sleigh, not guide the other reindeer?
00:39:36.160
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How did we go through that entire conversation and not say Die Hard?
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They literally write into the script a bunch of, I have a machine gun now, ho ho.
00:42:28.240
Now, I did see an excellent commentary that suggested actually that Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.
00:42:32.060
The case was that a small group of a single man, actually, a mercenary, a small group, fights off a vast and more superiorly armed foe, right?
00:42:53.720
I mean, he actually says that he shops at the same place that Arafat gets his suits.
00:43:00.300
Okay, so you've got an anti-Semite who's taking over this big building over there, and then you have one man who's fighting them off with vastly underwhelming arms, correct?
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And then there's a bunch of kindling in the building at the end.
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While we're on the topic of Hanukkah, you know, I don't want to get too political, but I think it's safe to say that someone who at least believes that they're about to be the vice president of the United States
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explain to the good people of America the true meaning of Hanukkah in this delightful video clip.
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We're here to talk about one of our favorite holidays in our big modern family.
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I love Hanukkah because it really is about the light.
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And bringing light where there has been darkness.
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And there is so much work to be done in the world to bring light.
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And your family and your friends and your neighbors and your community.
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So that's what we are doing, is to wish everyone a happy Hanukkah.
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And to your family from ours, we wish you all the best.
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They lit the shamash, and then they lit the previously lit candle, as you can already see there.
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That is the worst Hanukkah video I have ever seen in all my life.
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Okay, so the story of Hanukkah is extremely bloody, which is why it is awesome.
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It is about the Seleucid Empire, which are the Greeks, okay?
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They take over the Holy Land, and essentially, they install a high priest in the temple who
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then proceeds to violate all of the temple precepts.
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They ban all Jewish practice throughout Israel, and the Maccabees rise up, and they throw the
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Greeks out, and then they rekindle the light in the temple.
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The light of the menorah, actually, historically speaking, that's only discussed in the Talmud,
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which is like a solid 400 years after Hanukkah.
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Hanukkah originally was instituted as a military victory.
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It would be sort of like if Jews today had a holiday for the 1967 Six-Day War, which,
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In any case, the basic idea was they had thrown the Greeks out of the Holy Land.
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They then proceeded to set up the Maccabean Empire, which lasts for a couple of hundred years.
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And it is a bloody, bloody war that did not just concern Jew and Greek, but also Hellenized
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Jews who had gone along with the Greeks on the path of secularization.
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So basically, it's fighting against all of the secularization that a lot of people on
00:46:08.300
the left stand for, the forced secularization from the top down, anti-religion from the top
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And when she talks about rededication, you mean like to the temple where they had actual
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sacrifices to God, like that kind of rededication?
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Because I'm not so sure that she's super hot on all of that.
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What it is not about is Lady MacLightlight and Joyy McJoy Joy.
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And whenever a Jew says Tikkun Olam, you know automatically they don't know anything about
00:46:31.080
Okay, Tikkun Olam is code for, I love the Democratic Party platform and I'm going to pretend that
00:46:37.680
Tikkun Olam, for people who don't know, it goes back to a sort of populistic idea.
00:46:41.180
It's spoken a couple of times in Jewish texts as a phrase, but it's not a core part of Jewish
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philosophy until you get to late 19th, early 20th century.
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Tikkun Olam is based on the idea that when God created the universe in a Kabbalistic
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Okay, and that it is our job to, by performing the mitzvot, by performing the acts that he
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prescribes for us to do, we are rectifying the breaches that were created in God's creation
00:47:02.720
when he created the universe because he had to provide room for human freedom.
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He had to provide room for us to make bad decisions and to sin.
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And so every time we don't sin and we forego that, we are making the world a better place.
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The way that the left has interpreted Tikkun Olam is to complete the world, which means
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Christians have this very similar concept called restoration theology.
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Essentially, that we have to make the world a better place for God.
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God will be happy and he'll love us and he'll come back to us once we've restored sort of
00:47:32.400
So this whole Tikkun Olam stuff, what that is, is code for Michael Lerner, who's a wild
00:47:36.800
leftist, had a magazine called Tikkun, which is just a journal of radicalism.
00:47:40.480
And this has become, you know, kind of the rote phraseology that you use when you don't
00:47:45.660
And you go to you go to show like once a year for half a day on Yom Kippur, break for
00:47:51.120
And so like that is extraordinarily galling and insulting.
00:47:55.260
And the fact that there are a lot of Jews who don't take Judaism super seriously, who
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If that inspires you, by all means, if Lady MacLeighton, Joy McJoy, Joy and Kamala Harris
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telling you about Chanuka inspires you, then then really like.
00:48:06.260
So Kamala Harris is doing to Judaism what Biden does to Catholicism every time he speaks
00:48:13.280
Except that we don't have the power to deny Kamala Harris communion.
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That article in the Washington Post about how Biden was going to redefine Catholicism.
00:48:30.740
There's this whole op-ed about how Biden was going to be the new Catholic leader.
00:48:35.420
It was going to be like the Pope and Biden, and they were going to lead Catholicism into
00:48:43.160
Well, the new future looks exactly like what we've been living in for the last 60 years.
00:48:46.700
That's the interesting thing when they talk about Catholicism, just like the Pope is supposed
00:48:50.980
to create this new, it's exactly what we, it's exactly the situation we've been living
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This is watered down, neutered, exactly what you're talking about with Judaism, taking
00:49:00.720
all, everything that's substantive and real and all the pain and suffering and realness
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out of it and creating it and turning into this sort of, this thing that can be easily
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washed down and can be summarized in talking points.
00:49:15.680
Yeah, I think the line from, I think it was Niebuhr, I'm just going to say it was Niebuhr,
00:49:19.520
but I don't remember who it was, says it's a God without wrath leading a people without
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sin into a kingdom without judgment through the ministrations of a Christ without a cross.
00:49:35.560
So I want to talk about our holiday traditions that we've each had in our childhoods and up
00:49:42.340
until today, you know, three of us are parents, one of us about to be very soon.
00:49:50.400
Yeah, proof as Ben sometimes says, proof that there is a God and he hates us.
00:49:58.080
But, you know, what did Christmas, and let's actually speak somewhat specifically about
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Christmas because Ben, I actually think you have an interesting answer about this as well.
00:50:07.200
But what did Christmas mean to each of the four of us?
00:50:13.000
You know, in Christianity, Easter is actually the central holiday as a matter of theology.
00:50:16.580
But for little kids, Christmas is, and especially for Italian little kids,
00:50:20.280
Christmas Eve especially, you know, you have 7,000 dishes.
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It was the, truly, it was the center of my entire year.
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It was like, without exception, like the greatest memories for almost all of my childhood.
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And I think it's because, I think it's a regional thing, actually.
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I think in New York, people care about it more when the snow is coming down.
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It's one of the reasons I'm glad to be in Tennessee now is it does get a little chillier.
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I think in different regions of the world, it's a little bit different.
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And we didn't even do midnight mass, by the way.
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We did a little bit more of the kind of, we'd go to mass maybe Christmas Day,
00:51:06.320
I mean, there was, yeah, it is, it's all about Christ, you know, obviously, and all about mass, hopefully.
00:51:13.300
But it just reverberates such that I think in the modern American culture, that is the holiday, you know.
00:51:21.200
Or there just aren't, isn't much of a holiday for kids.
00:51:28.180
That's why I was talking about Christmas story, because I think that that captures what it felt like as a kid growing up, you know, in relatively modern America.
00:51:35.720
It is, it's the, it's the, it's the main event of, of childhood.
00:51:40.420
Now, for me, you know, I was, it was interesting for me, because I grew up in a heavily Jewish, sort of a wealthy Jewish area.
00:51:46.260
So I remember being very jealous of the Jewish kids, because they would get, they would get eight, they would get really nice gifts every day for over a week.
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I had to celebrate that this year with my kids.
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So after day four, he was like, I don't like some of these, and I like others.
00:52:00.960
Like, you know what, you're getting them all tonight, and be quiet.
00:52:03.700
Yeah, that was, I always felt that that was, you know, Christians, we used to do 12 days of Christmas, and so I always felt that that, I would have liked that.
00:52:10.040
But we had, I had six, five brothers and sisters, six kids in the family, so we got a couple of gifts.
00:52:15.520
But, you know, we didn't go overboard in the materialism aspect of it, but it was, it was just a great, it was the, the thing you look forward to all year.
00:52:23.960
We tried to do that 12 days of Christmas thing.
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You say, I hope this is the year for the pipers.
00:52:38.440
Ben, what was Christmas, what was the season for you?
00:52:44.720
There are a few things that I think are worthwhile noting here.
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One is that when I was growing up, I went to public school, and I was in public school.
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It was not verboten to do Christmas things at public school, and I think that's very important.
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I mean, the fact is that we used to be a country where there were a couple of things that were intertwined, and when you remove one, you're not going to get the other.
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And that is, you would have Ten Commandments posted in the classroom, and you would also have people doing, like, Christmas stuff at Christmas.
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And you remove one, and you're going to end up removing the other, because when you remove the religious basis for the Ten Commandments, whichever religion you're practicing, you're going to end up removing the Ten Commandments from the classroom also.
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So, I mean, when I was growing up, my sister, who's now married to a rabbi who is one of the more prominent people in the Orthodox Union, in the Orthodox community, she played an elf in the Christmas play.
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I was singing, you know, Christmas songs on stage in public school.
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My family, as a joke on Christmas, would go to Jewish houses and carol, because we can all sing, so we would do, like, four-part harmony to Silent Night.
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I think it might be a real story, actually, but I don't know which two rabbis it was, where there were two rabbis in the United States who were very, who were Orthodox and, you know, very prominent, and they'd both gone to public school.
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They ended up in the back of a taxi cab together, and one said to the other, yeah, you know, I went to public school, and the other said, I did, too.
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And so they're in the back of the cab singing Silent Night to each other, and that's how they know that they went to.
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I think that something has been lost in the country when that's not the case, and I don't feel insulted at all.
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I feel very, again, I feel, as a Jew, unbelievably grateful to a country that because it is, not in spite of its Christianity, because it is Christian, has become so unbelievably welcoming to people like me, to Jews.
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I think that, as you're seeing on the modern left, which is increasingly secular and increasingly anti-Semitic at the same time, I think that there is a tie between those two things.
00:54:21.840
So I will also say that one of the best Hanukkah gifts that I got was tied into a Christmas story.
00:54:27.440
My parents on a Hanukkah, this is probably when I was like 18, as a joke, for Hanukkah, they gave me the pink bunny suit from a Christmas story, and then they'd hidden the sword, Aragorn's sword, from Lord of the Rings behind the piano.
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So that after I put on the bunny suit, then they let me have Aragorn's sword, so I still have somewhere in my house Elendril, the sword of the West.
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And the bunny suit, which has made a reappearance.
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Yeah, a few Christmases ago, we did make a Daily Wire video featuring the bunny suit.
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So much like you guys, Christmas for me was the holiday of the year.
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We weren't a wealthy family, but they would really spend at Christmas probably more than they should have.
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It became a little bit of a problem for me as I got a little bit older, because actually, I don't know why, but I don't like to receive gifts, and I particularly don't like to receive gifts.
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Gifts from other people that you open in front of other people.
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It's awkward, because most people don't like it.
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But we made a big to-do about Christmas, a big family dinner every year.
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We'd eat enchiladas or something different than Thanksgiving food, which I never actually liked, but I always loved whatever got made at Christmas.
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I think, as I've been saying all night, I think it's a quintessential American holiday.
00:56:01.800
I had an argument with our friend, Strangeland Elf, on the Twitters, because she grew up overseas in Mongolia primarily, and I think maybe Thailand.
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And as a result, she has some opinions that are maybe common among people who grew up overseas.
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For example, she loves soccer, and she doesn't like Santa Claus.
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She experienced Christmas, an important holiday in her life, but she didn't experience American Christmas.
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And she was in countries where, listen, I don't have any problem if they want to play soccer in Mongolia.
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It's wealthy Western nations playing soccer that I hate.
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And she was kind of going on on the Twitters about how bad Santa Claus is, and you shouldn't teach your kids about Santa Claus.
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That is the least popular opinion you can have.
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I said, you're missing the Americanness of Santa Claus.
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You're missing the importance of American Christmas to Americans.
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You're making maybe a theological point about Santa and Christ, but what you're missing is what Christmas story captures so perfectly.
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What Ben's describing, even from his childhood as a young Jewish American, that there is this American holiday that we all celebrate, that we have a nostalgia for, that is formative.
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In its way, it's formative for millions and millions of Americans.
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You've reminded me, just one note on Santa Claus, because some people think he's a totally sort of fictional character.
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It's kind of an amalgam of different characters, but it goes back to St. Nicholas, who was a real person.
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And, you know, we got this jolly old St. Nicholas, I think, he gives gifts to kids.
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St. Nicholas was extraordinarily tough and somewhat aggressive sometimes.
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Very famously, at the Council of Nicaea, he was debating the arch-heretic Arius, who had this view that Christ was not divine.
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And Santa, St. Nicholas, got so infuriated that he walked up and just punched Arius right in the face, because fists don't care about your feelings, you know.
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And he would just go in there and just wreck him.
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So when you think about this soft, jolly, secular St. Nick.
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Can I just say, in defense of that view, because anytime someone has a curmudgeonly view, I'm always...
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Yeah, even if I don't agree, I respect that she voiced that.
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You know what's actually, before you say this, I actually told her on Twitter when she was saying this.
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It's more Matt Walsh than the actual Matt Walsh opinion, because we do Santa Claus with our kids.
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But I think that there is an interesting thing that we kind of just gloss over, which is that you are lying to...
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Hopefully there's no kids watching right now, but you are lying to your children.
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You are actually lying to them about something.
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What I would say is, when a child is, say, four years old, very young, he has no way to differentiate between fact and fiction.
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If you tell him Spider-Man isn't real, he doesn't know what that means, because he sees Spider-Man on TV.
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But as a child gets a little bit older, and they start to understand the difference between what is real and what isn't, you have to go...
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You have to actually try to deceive them to make them believe certain things.
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And so there is an actual ethical quandary there.
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I just wonder, if we're being completely honest with ourselves, how much of what we say to our children is true?
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I will admit that one of the not-as-pleasant Christmas memories of my childhood was a little Christian girl from across the street coming over to our house right around Christmas time,
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and her explaining to me Santa Claus, and me being five, and being like, well, I have some news.
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And her parents did call up my parents, rather upset about all of this.
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My parents are like, well, is it true, or is it not true?
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They'll say, you know, yeah, there's Santa Claus, or yeah, I'll be right back, I'm getting a pack of cigarettes.
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What I would say, I think if your kid goes up to you and looks you in the eye and asks you the question, is this true?
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Because you don't want to look them in the eye and just directly lie to them.
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Because then eventually you've got to come back a year later and say, you know what, I actually was lying to you about that.
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No, I think if they look you in the eye and they say, is this true, you should tell them that it isn't and never give them another gift.
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I do think, this is an embarrassing story, but when I was, you know, when I, I don't know, six, seven, I figured it out.
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You know, the jig was up, there's no Santa Claus.
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Do you remember figuring it out and being like really upset about it?
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But I was just like, you know, obviously this isn't real and my parents are doing this.
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And I still went along and I liked it and everything.
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Much, so most kids, I feel like I was on the early side of figuring out that Santa isn't real.
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But then I was, I had a resurgence of, of, of thoughts about Santa way after everyone had given up on Santa.
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And it's because we were listening to KLL, the local country radio station there in, out of Lubbock, Texas.
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On Christmas Eve, we were driving around Ransom Canyon looking at all the beautiful Christmas lights.
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And I, I heard the disc jockey say, you know, we're, we're, we have an update here from NORAD.
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And this Air Force official came on the radio and said, you know, we've been tracking Santa over the North Pole by radar.
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He's about, you know, he's about to enter airspace of Newfoundland and all this kind of stuff.
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There's no way that an actual officer in the Air Force would just be saying something to fool kids.
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And it was only at the moment you learned about the Gulf of Tonkin resolution.
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Fauci went on CNN and he said, listen, I know kids are worried that Santa can't come because of travel bans and all that.
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But I went up personally and I vaccinated Santa.
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Two days ago, you went on TV and said, even after you get the vaccine, you're still not allowed to travel.
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So Fauci, maintaining the sort of consistency he's had from the very beginning of this virus, goes on and Santa plays by a different rule.
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He's magical and he's 800 years old and he's overweight.
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You both said that you weren't upset when you learned at Santa Claus because I was devastated.
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Well, you thought that there was this magical man coming into your home to bring you gifts flying with reindeer.
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Your whole, all this magic in your life is just gone.
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The only thing I love about this is that now you and Strangeland Elf have fully bonded as haters of Santa Claus who, I guess, not only believe, but have indeed experienced having a childhood shattered by the lives of your parents.
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It does go to how many, like, things, if you think about them, become slightly creepy.
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Like a man creeping into your house through the chimney at night.
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And he has elves, at least the way I was taught it, that the elves are spying on you throughout the year.
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They were just sort of locked into the North Pole.
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Well, he sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.
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Joe Biden is about to introduce Santa as ambassador to China.
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Guys, your facial hair is deserving of the kind of time and attention that you give to all your other crap.
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You can be a part of the all-access chats like we're having right after tonight's Christmas edition of Backstage.
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So come on over there to talk to me and all the guys from Ben, Godking, Matt Walsh, Michael Knowles, and myself.
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We'll be answering your behind-the-scenes questions, but you only get that if you're an all-access member.
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In addition to that, I wanted to toss it to, I think this question is for Ben.
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I think I already know the answer to this based on some earlier chatter that y'all had.
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But somebody wants to know, in the Christmas spirit, are you willing to acknowledge that Dr. Michael Knowles is indeed a doctor and forgive him and never fire him?
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I am a doctor. I teach things. I teach things every day.
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And I mean, I don't mean to be too harsh here in the Christmas season.
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She has a PhD, which Joe Biden does not. Joe Biden has like a...
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An EDD, which I didn't even know that was a degree.
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But a PhD, right, this is for people who research and teach, comes from the Latin verb dotere.
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Okay, so if she were a clinical psychologist, I'd be okay with calling her a doctor.
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If she were a clinical psychologist, she wouldn't be a doctor because she wouldn't teach.
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So you're on the side that Joe Biden because she's a teacher.
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Well, no, this is where it gets tricky because Joe Biden is obviously not a doctor.
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It's just basically a way for school administrators to make more money.
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If somebody says on a plane, is there a doctor?
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And you're a professor of gender studies and you raise your hand,
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And then an actual doctor will come help you after you've been punched in the face.
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Because a professor of gender studies should be punched in the face.
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You know, if you asked on a plane, is there a doctor here?
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Because they could teach you the etymology of the word doctor.
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Which would be very helpful in all of these situations.
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And it actually goes to everything we've talked about tonight.
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No, the Europeans also don't shave their armpits.
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And by the way, this point is true, unfortunately.
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You know, when I was in college, I had one professor who demanded to be called doctor.
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They shaved their armpits in Pavel's home country.
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I had one professor in college who demanded to be called doctor.
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First of all, real doctors do not insist on being called doctor.
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So, where I live, okay, not to, like, put a stigma on the Jews, but I live near a lot
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And, like, literally half the people in the community are actual medical doctors.
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There's that old Jewish joke about there's the Jewish mother who has two sons and one of
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them goes on to be president of the United States, and she's visiting her.
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He's the first Jewish president of the United States.
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And as she walks out, a member of the press says, you know, Mrs. Shapiro, what is it like
01:11:18.100
having a son who is the president of the United States?
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And to a person, I mean, this came up, obviously, after synagogue one day, because we discuss only
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And every one of them was like, if somebody came up to me and just called me Mr. Goldstein,
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I would not be insulted in any way, because actual medical doctors don't care.
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They don't need the constant pat on the back of being called doctor.
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In fact, only the douchiest people need this generally.
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Like, if you're a doctor of musicology, and then you're like, somebody calls you Mr.,
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My wife is an actual medical doctor who's actually, like, searched inside corpses for body
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parts and stuff to learn, like, where everything is and everything.
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She's actually been in dangerous situations with people who are in danger of themselves.
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And if somebody calls her, I asked her about this, and this is why my wife is the best.
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And first of all, she was appalled at the idea that a dissertation on community college is
01:12:18.820
But beyond that, she also, she said, if somebody did not call me doctor, I would be completely
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fine with that, because on my list of things that make me an important human being, doctor
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And maybe once it's like number five, then it's like, I'm a doctor.
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If your identity is so wrapped up in your educational degree, then you're just a douchebag by definition.
01:12:43.600
Did you guys read the National Review article where the guy, oh my gosh.
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And as an intellectual snob, I will say that I am also just insulted by the quality of
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Matt's leading the freaking war on Christmas here.
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He's come out in the last 20 minutes against Santa Claus, against Christmas Vacation.
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I think there's a war on Christianity, but there's not, I'm not offended when someone
01:13:33.520
I understand why someone, a cashier or whatever at Starbucks is going to say happy holidays
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because they don't know if you celebrate Christmas.
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You see this, I saw it at Whole Foods the other day.
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It's not, it's, there's no spiritual significance of the tree you have in your house.
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By the way, if you have a Hanukkah tree, you're doing Hanukkah wrong.
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Look, if it doesn't bother me, I feel like I can find a reason to be bothered by anything.
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It's kind of, it's, you're not really getting around it anyway.
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It reminds me of the whole, you know, kneeling for the anthem thing.
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And that never bothered me that much because kneeling is itself a sign of reverence.
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You're in fact showing more reverence to the flag accidentally.
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You accidentally showed more reverence to the flag perhaps than you even probably should.
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That is a glass half full way to read Colin Kaepernick, which I'll take.
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I feel like he is actually, he embodied Andrew Slavin somehow.
01:14:46.780
If the 12 days of Christmas starts on December 13th, then wouldn't that place it in the middle
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Advent is good because this is the other thing.
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You know, sometimes people, they start celebrating and smiling and I'm kind of like William Bradford
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I think the best holiday song, which is Oh Come, Oh Come, Emmanuel.
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And I think it doesn't get better than that song.
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A Daily Wire member, which people, it's not too late, they can run on over to dailywire.com
01:15:50.380
slash subscribe and sign up so they can be a part of the all access that's right after
01:15:54.940
But some Daily Wire members want to know, how is everything going in Nashville?
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And what are the major differences between Tennessee and California?
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Um, when we, on the day that we moved here, I went to a restaurant to eat and I thought
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it's so amazing to be eating inside after all these months in California.
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Yesterday, I took some friends who were visiting from LA out to eat and they said, it's so amazing
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to be eating after the last few weeks in California.
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Um, we've all, I think, settled very well to, to my knowledge, everybody from the staff
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who made the move has been very happy about it.
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Uh, the city's been welcoming and accommodating Southern hospitality is real y'all.
01:16:49.220
I was driving around with my wife before we flew out sort of visiting some of the places
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You know, uh, here's my first apartment, your first apartment.
01:16:59.080
Here's where we, uh, went on our first date, this kind of thing.
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And my wife said, yeah, no, I guess if I'm being honest with myself, I've been missing
01:17:19.340
LA has committed an, an, an actual public act of suicide over the last 36 months.
01:17:33.640
If you see what's going on with this new district attorney, uh, out there, the, the re-lockdown
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And by the way, they have a worse spike than Arizona.
01:17:42.640
They have a worse spike than anyone in California with the giant lockdown.
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So to be here, uh, in a place that's welcomed us, um, and, and in a place that still, uh,
01:17:58.400
Never in a million years thought I would live in Tennessee.
01:18:00.240
Always thought that if I left California, I'd go back to the ancestral homeland of Texas.
01:18:03.940
Uh, the one thing that I'll say about Tennessee though, is it was, uh, it was Tennessee, uh, uh,
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it was Tennessee regulars fighting with us at the Alamos.
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So I think that there's a real union between Texas and Tennessee.
01:18:20.900
Ben, we all know your thoughts about Kwanzaa and Hanukkah, but, um, someone wants to know
01:18:25.840
in the Daily Wire all access chat, what's the, what's the equivalent of Christmas?
01:18:30.320
Cause obviously Christmas and Easter are the arguably the two most important Christian holidays,
01:18:34.340
but what would be the equivalent to those in Judaism?
01:18:39.920
Uh, so Hanukkah is in the same time period, but it really has nothing to do
01:18:45.560
And it's not one of the more stringent Jewish holidays.
01:18:47.980
The way that you can tell an actual Jewish holiday, as in like one of the ones that is
01:18:53.780
If I'm on the air, it's not a, it's not a major Jewish holiday.
01:18:56.820
There are a couple of like mid majors, you know, that are, they're like, it's, it's sort
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of like, you know, the, I don't know, the, the big 10 versus the SEC.
01:19:04.820
Um, but it's, it's, it's like the Purim and Hanukkah are kind of the second level guys.
01:19:09.180
Uh, and then the top level are Yom Kippur is usually placed at kind of the very top.
01:19:13.320
And then it's, uh, and then it's three holidays that are, that are similarly placed as far
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And that would be Passover, Sukkot, which is the festival of booths.
01:19:21.340
Uh, and then, um, the, the, and then Shavuot, which is the, uh, I'm trying to remember what
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the Feast of Tabernacles is what it is in English.
01:19:30.280
Probably if you're going to say which one is the closest to Christmas, uh, of those,
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The reason being that that's the giving of the Torah.
01:19:39.560
So I assume that the giving of Jesus is sort of like that if you were going to, if for Christians.
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Um, but there's no gift giving on that holiday.
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You just, the, the only custom is you stay up all night in order to study Torah, uh, over the
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course of that holiday, but that's, that's pretty much it.
01:19:59.800
Somebody wants to know, they're very excited for the, uh, joining of Candace Owens to the
01:20:04.600
And when does she officially join and will she ever be allowed to join backstage?
01:20:08.700
Well, she joined backstage tonight, uh, reading Luke 2.
01:20:13.160
She, uh, identified herself with the Daily Wire.
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Sarah, I think the question that you're actually asking is when will her show begin?
01:20:21.100
And the answer to that is when her maternity leave ends, uh, Candace will be having a baby
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Uh, and after that, we're going to give her a minute to bond with the baby.
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We've been scouting locations, uh, because a component of her show will be that there's
01:20:39.680
So we've, we've been working very hard for the last month on getting the show, uh, together.
01:20:43.960
Uh, but, you know, the baby gets a vote in terms of what the exact timeline is.
01:20:48.880
I would be looking for the Candace show to start, uh, at late February, early March.
01:20:54.440
All right, Matt, somebody wants to know, are you going to miss shoveling snow?
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I feel like I'm going to be positive again with this answer, but I, I kind of will miss
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Yeah, I, I, I do kind of miss the snow already a little bit.
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We, yeah, we lived in Pennsylvania and, uh, it wasn't like living in, in, you know, Vermont
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or something, but we got a fair amount of snow and that, well, I've worked from home,
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so I haven't had to go into an actual office and forever.
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We homeschool, so we could, it could just snow and we lived out in the country and we
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So, uh, and we had a hill right outside our house and I would go out with the kids.
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And of course, you know, you get the kids dressed up in the, in all the winter gear
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and it takes like 90 minutes to get them in the winter gear and then you go outside and
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immediately they've, they've got their hat off in the snow and the glove comes off and
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And I would tell them, okay, you, you can cry all you want.
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So I would just go and sled down the hill and they would just watch me crying.
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And I, so I, I will miss that a little bit, but I do think we get a little bit of snow
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Every once in a while, Michael, other than your baby, who I think is due any day now,
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what is the best Christmas gift that you've ever received?
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You know, the Italians, I forget someone's, you said it wasn't too materialistic when you
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The Southern, Jeremy, my family was more like your family.
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They shower you in gifts that they, frankly, a lot of people shouldn't even afford, you know?
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My favorite one probably I ever got is a sitar.
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You know, seriously, I, you know, I don't play any, any instrument well, but I play like
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And I, I was down at the Jersey shore where we would go on vacation, way down the Southern
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And I saw this sitar one summer and I said, I want that sitar.
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And I mentioned this, no way, it was pretty expensive and there's no way to get it.
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And this was kind of before internet buying all over was, was very popular.
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So one, one time my mother sort of pretended she had to babysit or something.
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I went to see my father's, drives four hours down the Jersey shore, buys the sitar, drives
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So I wouldn't find out that she was gone that long and gives me this sitar.
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And I kid you not, my grandmother puts on a sari she bought in India in the seventies,
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I'm not my Sicilian grandmother and presents me with this sitar when I was like 14 years old.
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And now your grandmother is governor of North Carolina.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, governor of North Carolina.
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It's this giant Indian instrument that actually, it's much easier to play than it looks like
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because most of the strings are just drone strings.
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And then it really became famous because George Harrison smoked too much pot one time
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and decided to incorporate it into a bunch of Beatles songs and become friends with Robbie Shanker.
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And my takeaway from the story is that there were people who love you that much and I don't understand.
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So guys, we've talked about the movies we love and hate.
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Now it's time to talk about our favorite and least favorite Christmas songs.
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And Drew Klavan will actually be joining us for this part of the show.
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I think you've been covering it better than any of us on social media.
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I think it's important around Christmas time to focus on the negative.
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So it's important to establish what are the five worst or the worst Christmas songs
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Have you ever felt your heart grow three sizes on any Christmas day?
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It hasn't happened yet, but mainly because of these songs.
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So if I were to make a list of like the top five worst Christmas songs,
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All I Want for Christmas, Do They Know It's Christmas,
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and then Wonderful Christmas Time, Wonderful Christmas Time, and Wonderful Christmas Time,
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Wonderful Christmas Time is so aggressively bad.
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It's the least creative, least innovative song I've ever heard.
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I think you just don't understand what Sir Paul McCartney is trying to convey,
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which is that he is simply having a wonderful Christmas time.
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The lyrics are, they're a little, they are a little bit off.
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And yet I like that song much more than his fellow ex-Beatle John Lennon's song,
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War Is Over, Merry Christmas, War Is Over, with that awful screeching Yoko in the background.
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However, the lyrics of War Is Over is actually quite Christmassy, right?
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I'm sure this was all going through John and Yoko's mind when they were writing it.
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But the fact is, as a song itself, the McCartney song much better.
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I would like, I'd like to make an offering to the group, if I may,
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just because I know more about old music than I think almost anybody.
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they actually wrote the worst Christmas song ever written,
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It's about a happy snowman who's happy because he's a member of the family
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and the kids promise him that there'll be a gift under the tree for him
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and he just feels so proud that he's a member of the family.
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And I'm not capable of relating this in my own words.
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Let me just read to you the lyrics that describe the final lyrics of this song.
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But then he had to save the children after all.
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And yet the snowman threw himself across the burning floor.
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How the children miss their friends, the snowman.
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a heart that was brave and the joy that he gave
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I don't own a Victrola, so I'll never be able to hear that song.
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Yeah, well, I think clearly the answer is actually slightly different.
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And the clear answer here is Little Drummer Boy.
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Harumpa-pum-pum, harumpa-pum-pum, harumpa-pum-pum.
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Just endlessly into the dark night of eternity.
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It just repeats over and over and over until you die.
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Little Drummer Boy was by far my least favorite Christmas song.
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I just absolutely despised it for many of the reasons that you just outlined.
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I have to admit, though, that it's grown on me over the years
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I always worry at the end when the baby Jesus, he's a newborn baby, and he smiles,
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You know, I think that kind of ruins the song a little bit.
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I'll move past that blasphemy for just a second to get into...
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One song a lot of people criticize at Christmas,
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it's a little-known song, maybe it's known more in New York,
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So I understand that it's not the most lyrically or musically complex song,
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but I just think in this era of heightened sort of ethnic and racial tensions,
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as an Italian-American, I would just ask that you leave that song off of the list.
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You mean All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth?
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Did anyone ever notice that it is like the most dismissive song
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of the person that she wants for Christmas of all time?
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The actual lyric is, I don't want a lot for Christmas.
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I mean, just crapping all over that which she wants for Christmas.
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We haven't yet touched on one of the worst Christmas songs,
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the one about the mother kissing Santa Claus last night.
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This poor husband getting cuckolded by jolly old St. Nicholas.
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Well, I think that we're missing the most horrible of all songs, of course,
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It's far too sensitive toward women, I think, is the big takeaway that I've gotten from the culture.
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It was back in the day when a little seduction went a long way.
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You know, in the movie where it appears, it's sung both by a man to a woman and then reversed.
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It's one thing for Matt to be a complete Grinch, but there are some great Christmas songs, too.
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I mean, I was just trying to think what's my favorite Christmas song.
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I don't know that I could pick one because there are so many genres.
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The ones that come to my mind, Holly Jolly Christmas, just because you get Burl Ives.
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If I can get Burl Ives, I'll have that guy sing me the alphabet.
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I don't know any of the lyrics other than Gloria, but that's pretty good.
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There's only one correct answer to this question.
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It's the best Christmas song, and it is Silent Night.
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I think Silent Night is the best old-fashioned Christmas song, and the best, for me, modern
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Christmas song, always remembering that all songs stop being written in 1959, is Have
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As your fellow octogenarian, Clavin, I will say that that is 100% correct.
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I would prefer to keep this conversation negative, but if we have to go positive, then I would
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I think you have to determine the best Christmas song based on what sounds the best when sung
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I will say that Christmas is the only season in which I wish that I were Anglican, and you
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could just go to one of those even-song services where the little bitty boys have probably been
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neutered, you know, in some ancient ritual that we despise as Americans.
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It's the reason that we actually left England and formed our own country was to get away
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from this, but my God, it's beautiful when they sing Christmas songs.
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Christmas is here, bringing the shit to young and old, me, come the boat, ding-dong-ding-dong,
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All right, well, I mean, I think we've covered pretty much every Christmas song ever written.
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There are so many Christmas songs, and none of us have yet made fun of Grandma Got Run
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Over by a Reindeer or anything, but I think that the segment's definitely gone on long
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So why don't we just go around the horn one time, real quick, best and worst, Drew?
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Worst, I'm sticking with The Happy Snowman with a runner-up for Mele Kalikimaka, which
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It is so supremely irritating and also happens to be an earworm that will drill directly into
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I'm gonna say best, Angels We Have Heard on High with a very close runner-up to Wonderful
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Christmastime, and the worst of all time probably has to be the one where Mommy cucks her husband
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That's just, for all the reasons you explained, Jeremy, it's absolutely unacceptable.
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It's very rare that I agree on any one thing with Michael, and in this case, I agree with
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Angels We Have Heard on High and the Cuckolding Song are my list as well.
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And Matt, why don't you round this out, since you're the one who brought us down this dark
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You can just tell us your two least favorite if it'll make you happier.
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And worst has to, again, be Wonderful Christmastime.
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It is so, it's a war on Christmas in and of itself.
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It's so bad that it makes me want to renounce my faith and become Jewish almost every time
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Um, and, uh, it's, it doesn't get worse than that.
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So now is the time for our next festive partaking.
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This year we've played Secret Santa, which, for the kids at home who may never have heard
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of this, Secret Santa, because, I don't know, you've lived under a rock your entire life,
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is where we, uh, we don't know what we're getting, but we're each secretly assigned another
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one of us to buy a gift for, and so now we'll each get the opportunity to open said gift
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and find out who loves us and how much I'm going to go first.
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So it's roughly the size of, I don't know, maybe like a small, very small box of cigars,
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The Catechism of the Catholic Church, second edition, revised in accordance with the official
01:35:03.800
Uh, dare I ask who thought that the Catechism of the Catholic Church, second edition, would
01:35:09.580
You know, shockingly, it, it wasn't me, although I have, I mean, this is one of those, you know,
01:35:14.860
you show up to a party and you don't have anything and you say, this is from us.
01:35:26.780
Well, I mean, if you're going to play Secret Santa, you really go full Secret Santa.
01:35:29.880
And also, I just figured I'd give him something that, I mean, for Jeremy, he needs a doorstop,
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I mean, like he has a new house and everything.
01:35:38.400
I like to check in on what the papists are saying every now and then.
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It was very important to them that we go in a particular order.
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And all you Amazon haters like AOC, you can stick it.
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Amazon is the greatest company in all the land.
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If it comes from, if it comes from Lord Jeff Bezos, if he has bestowed it upon me.
01:36:24.320
Guys, I don't know who did this, but this is really meaningful.
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My fellow platinum award winning rap artist, Cardi B.
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Apparently, there's something else in the box as well, I've been told, by the voice in
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You can put that in your disc, put your Sony Discman rollerblading.
01:37:00.320
Now, I've been told, I haven't heard this album.
01:37:01.740
I have been told, and it has excellent songs, like Get Up 10, Drip, Bickenhead, Bodak Yellow,
01:37:09.220
Be Careful, Best Life, I Like It, Ring featuring Kehlani, Moneybag, Bartier Cardi, I assume that's
01:37:17.640
a pun on Cardi A, She Bad, Through Your Phone, and I do.
01:37:26.020
She Bad is the best track on the album, in my opinion, but I'd be interested to see what
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And there's a story with this, so it's sort of like, you know.
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And at the end, it's just a note that says convert.
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I just, I thought, you know, knowing that you would be here, that someday maybe you could go.
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This was meant, this was totally meant for me, right?
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It's our very own Andrew Clavin was supposed to be here tonight.
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But he managed to successfully pass his genetic line.
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And today, unto him was born a happy and healthy grandson.
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Son, and in a pinch, because he was hanging out in the coat closet, we got Matt Walsh to
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Well, tis the season, and ho, ho, ho, and all that.
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Like, I know it's a gag and everything, but you know me so well.
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Am I the only guy who got something he actually wanted?
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I've always wanted a copy of the Catechism of the Catholic Church.
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Friends, thank you for joining us for this holiday edition of Backstage.
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I actually have to say, I know 2020 has been hard for a lot of people in this country.
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This is a time of celebration, and we hope that you'll take the time to spend with your
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family and reflect on the blessings that we still have and the things that are still