In this episode of The Matt Walsh Show, we discuss the latest example proving that there is a full-fledged war on childhood innocence in our culture. Also: Senile Biden continues screaming dementedly into cameras, the Seattle Teachers Union prepares to go on strike, the mayor of Chicago recoils in horror as busloads of illegal immigrants show up in her city, and Men s Health Magazine declares that heterosexuality is a shameful, offensive, disgusting fetish.
00:37:03.460It's good that I spent time really trying to find this story, because this is an important one.
00:37:06.860Britney Spears lashed out Monday at her son, Jaden Federline, who recently criticized her in an interview, and said that he will see her again when she's better mentally.
00:37:16.600In an Instagram recording, the singer accused Jaden, 15, and his brother Preston, 16, of abandoning her, saying that they always ended their visits early and spent the time together sleeping or playing piano.
00:37:28.120Spears says, it saddens me that not one of you has valued me as a person.
00:37:32.180She's talking to her own children here on social media, by the way.
00:37:35.220It said, Spears, who's been locked in a very public battle with her parents, sister, ex-husband, and other family members since she convinced the court to end a conservatorship that stripped her of her rights.
00:37:45.700She says, quote, I don't believe in God anymore because of the way my children and my family have treated me.
00:37:53.860Now, I mention this because I vaguely sort of follow the Britney Spears saga, and not because I'm interested in Britney Spears, but because I'm interested in what all of this says about people in general.
00:38:08.600And it says a lot about people that Britney Spears can claim that her entire family, including her children, are victimizing her.
00:38:21.180Everyone around her, it's like every week, there's another headline of another member of Britney Spears' family or friend or something that she's attacking, and the media's attacking too.
00:38:30.560How dare you be so mean to poor Britney?
00:38:39.200And does this even though it's extremely clear that she's a mentally unstable narcissist, and she's the common denominator in all of these situations.
00:38:48.980So this is the fascinating thing to me.
00:38:52.480When I see all these people who buy into the Britney Spears story, and she's a victim and all the rest of it.
00:39:14.560And so, as a person, having lived a human life, have you not noticed that every single time, when there's someone who claims that everyone around them is victimizing them, and it's horrible and mean and oppressing them, in every single case, it turns out that that person is the problem.
00:39:36.380Okay, if you can't maintain a relationship with anyone in your life, including your own children, you've got to start looking for the common denominator, which is you.
00:39:48.280Now, look, there are exceptions to every rule, so maybe there's an exception here.
00:39:53.660There might be a few people out there who go around claiming that everyone's out to get them and that they're oppressed by everyone and their whole family.
00:40:00.480And it's actually true, like there may be cases like that, maybe, in theory, but if you don't know much about the situation, and we don't know much about the situation here because we don't know any of these people, all you read is the headlines.
00:40:13.860And so, you have to make assumptions based on what you know about how people work.
00:40:21.440And the safest assumption here is that she's just like this miserable, narcissistic, frankly, pretty horrible person.
00:40:28.600Not much of an assumption either, because when you're calling out your own minor children on social media, that alone, pretty good indication that there are problems, and the problems are mainly with you.
00:40:45.020Now, I say all of this, but I'm starting to realize maybe part of the problem here is that those people who are constantly claiming that everyone around them is out to get them, like they don't realize that they are that sort of person.
00:41:01.160So maybe all the people that are rallying around Britney Spears, they are also that sort of person.
00:41:06.440They also think that everyone in their life is out to get them.
00:41:08.800And all the problems they have in their many relationships, all the many problems they have in all of their relationships are always the fault of the other person, never them.
00:41:34.320First of all, I want to say, just to address one thing,
00:41:36.760there's been a lot of consternation, perhaps even anguish, maybe I could say, over my change of wardrobe recently.
00:41:46.960And there have been accusations that I sold out by putting on a sports jacket because the bar for selling out where I'm concerned is extremely low.
00:43:44.540If that's an insult, you're banned from the show.
00:43:46.620Luke Hansen says, hey, Matt, I'm one of the BYU students.
00:43:49.300Since that co-wrote the BYU story, you would unfortunately not be surprised that many people were scared to talk to us just to give a statement that they did not hear anything at the game.
00:43:58.720Some were willing to give statements and were told by either a lawyer, parent, or coach not to be involved.
00:44:03.040Well, it's good that you guys are chasing down this story.
00:44:08.740But really, even if nobody talked to you, that actually tells us all that we need to know.
00:44:14.500It's like the silence in this case answers the question because certainly if anyone actually did hear the N-word being shouted at this game,
00:44:23.680which is what was claimed, if anyone actually heard it, they would be eager to come out and say so.
00:44:29.520Because they'd be greeted as a hero by the media.
00:44:34.340So the fact that nobody has come out and said, I heard that, tells us that it didn't happen.
00:44:43.840Because if it was being shouted, as was originally claimed, originally, remember, it was claimed that the N-word was being shouted at the black volleyball player.
00:44:52.220However, not once, but throughout the match, constantly being shouted, and nobody heard it.
00:45:49.860Women and men, after a child is born, can also physically kill their children, and many have.
00:45:58.680So I'm aware that that's a decision that can be made.
00:46:03.080The question is whether it's the right decision.
00:46:07.960Is it the right thing to do, to kill your child?
00:46:10.180And I assume that you would say, in the case of a child born outside of the womb, that's born and is outside the womb, that the answer is no.
00:46:19.160And so what you have to reflect on is whether that no should still hold in the womb.
00:46:26.700And also, I always find it interesting when I hear from people who say, well, Matt, I agree with you on everything, except this one fundamental issue where we're on opposite sides.
00:46:42.820I'm not saying you have to agree with me on everything.
00:46:44.340But, you know, my, I have kind of a worldview that's coherent, and I don't decide my stance on issues at random.
00:46:56.320Like, I have certain underlying fundamental beliefs, and one of them is about the inherent value and dignity of human beings.
00:47:03.960And that underlying belief informs everything that I say about every social and political issue.
00:47:14.420So I'm not even sure, if you reject my underlying belief in the inherent value and dignity of human beings, which you must reject it if you disagree with me on abortion, then how can you agree with me on everything else?
00:47:28.140Because, for me, everything else grows from that root.
00:48:08.980Are you still giving your money to woke razor companies that hate your values, see masculinity as toxic, and think that you should teach your daughter to shave her beard?
00:48:18.920I mean, if she does have a beard, then she probably should shave it.
00:48:59.920Now let's get to our daily cancellation.
00:49:01.100Well, today we cancel Men's Health Magazine, which is a publication, at this point, as concerned with helping men be healthy as, say, Planned Parenthood is with Planning Parenthood.
00:49:17.740But perhaps the better comparison is with the magazine Scientific American, which, as we saw a couple weeks ago, has completely abandoned science and replaced it with delusional LGBT propaganda.
00:49:27.160Men's Health has undergone a similar process of devolution, as evidenced by its advice column, Sexplainit, written by a guy named Zachary Zane.
00:49:35.340Now Zach, whose picture we'll put up on the screen for reference, describes himself in his bio as a sex writer, author, and ethical boy slut.
00:49:46.200Now Zach had to add the word ethical there because he had decided that the term boy slut was somehow not stupid and embarrassing enough on its own.
00:49:54.700This is, of course, the one skill that most leftists still possess.
00:49:58.900They're always finding increasingly inane ways of describing themselves.
00:50:03.380And just when you think that they've come up with a label so bizarre and asinine that it could not possibly be topped, they come along and drop ethical boy slut.
00:50:13.420So Zach goes on explaining that in his bio, he says,
00:50:18.620Over the years, I've had my fair share of sexual experiences dating and sleeping with hundreds of people of all genders and orientations.
00:50:25.640In doing so, I've learned a thing or two about navigating issues in the bedroom and a bunch of other places, TBH.
00:50:32.240I'm here to answer your most pressing sex questions with thorough, actionable advice.
00:50:36.480There's no doubt, of course, that he has learned how to navigate certain issues in the bedroom.
00:50:41.060For example, I'm sure he could tell us which topical ointment is best for treating monkeypox sores.
00:50:45.840But outside of managing the side effects of the many dozens of diseases this man has most likely contracted over the years,
00:50:51.920it's not clear what advice he really has to offer or why anybody would try to solicit it in the first place.
00:50:58.460And yet some people do, allegedly, like the guy who sent in this question for the most recent edition of his Sexplainit column.
00:51:06.720So someone going by the moniker Labels Are Hard writes,
00:51:10.020Dear Sexplainit, if I'm sexually attracted to people AFAB, which stands for assigned female at birth, because of anatomy, does that make me pansexual?
00:51:21.500My whole life I've identified as a straight man because I'm sexually attracted to women's bodies.
00:51:26.240But if I'm attracted to someone AFAB who comes out as a trans man but doesn't choose surgery, does that make me pan or bi?
00:51:34.680I'm not attracted to people AMAB, assigned male at birth, but I am to certain trans men and NBs, which means non-binary, by the way.
00:51:44.760If I change my sexual orientation, I feel bad, as if I'm just pretending, so I can encompass their gender identity to be with them.
00:51:50.720Now, before we get to Zach's answer, it's worth noting that the person who wrote this question, just a small detail here, almost certainly doesn't exist.
00:52:02.040And I know that because advice columnists frequently invent questions, and also because no straight man in the world feels guilty about being straight, first of all, as this person seems to.
00:52:12.380Nor would any straight man feel that his orientation and sexual behavior requires the blessing of a gay guy in a mesh t-shirt.
00:52:20.980There is just no heterosexual in existence who's ever said to himself, you know, I think it's okay that I'm attracted to the female form, but I better check with an ethical boy slut first.
00:52:32.140No, this is a question that Mr. Zane has come up with, because he has some thoroughly unsolicited advice that he wants to offer on the subject, and here's what he says.
00:53:33.020There's nothing wrong with having a fetish for a certain body part.
00:53:36.380I, for example, have a fetish for huge asses.
00:53:39.280But it's offensive to reduce a person to that sole body part, in this case, their vulva, unless the person is explicitly open to being fetishized in that way.
00:53:48.140I love when I find a person who wants me to worship their ass, or wants me to use them, because, as the gay boys say, I'm just a hole, sir.
00:53:57.140The real key here isn't picking the right label for your orientation.
00:54:00.560If you list yourself with bi and start matching with trans men and NBs, you can't go around asking them if they have a penis or a vulva down there.
00:54:09.080That's not only rude, but also potentially triggering for people with gender and body dysmorphia.
00:54:14.460So, go ahead and call yourself bisexual to expand your pool of potential partners, but you must also make it crystal clear in your dating app bio that you're only looking for people with a vulva.
00:54:23.900This way, you know, the people who swipe right on you are clearly okay with your preferences, and the people who aren't can safely swipe left.
00:54:32.260I hope you find someone who gets just as turned on by you reducing them to their vulva, but I'll be real with you.
00:54:38.100The majority of people, cis and trans, aren't down to be fetishized.
00:54:42.040Your search will be slow going, but at least you won't have to feel bad about pretending anymore.
00:54:46.980So, to review, people attracted to one sex are bisexual, women are mere vulva owners, heterosexuality, rather, is a potentially offensive fetish,
00:55:01.060and straight men are ethically bound to announce themselves because there are some people who may not be okay with that preference.
00:55:08.220This is all so demented and ridiculous that it may seem unworthy of any response at all, and perhaps it is.
00:55:16.340But on the other hand, conservatives have made the mistake of not responding to lots of demented things over the years
00:55:21.420until one day they realize that they probably should have offered some sort of response earlier, and now it's too late.
00:55:27.600So, on that note, I will make a couple of observations here.
00:55:31.620First, we see here again the resentment and hatred that the LGBT left has for women.
00:55:38.220Never mind that the phrase vulva owner doesn't even make sense, because your body parts are not objects that you own.