The Matt Walsh Show - December 20, 2024


Ep. 1507 - The Final Matt Walsh Show Episode Of 2024


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 1 minute

Words per Minute

173.58348

Word Count

10,748

Sentence Count

742

Misogynist Sentences

40

Hate Speech Sentences

23


Summary

Madonna canceled hundreds of people and things during the calendar year of 2024. Here s a look back at the top 4 cancellations of the year, and why you should be worried about what s to come in the year 2070.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 This is the final episode of the Matt Wall Show for 2024. It was a big year, a strange year,
00:00:06.240 and ultimately a great year for the entire country, one that saw the fall of the Biden
00:00:12.200 regime, the end of the Obama dynasty, and Trump like a phoenix rising from the ashes to reclaim
00:00:20.140 the White House. It was also a big year and a great year for me and the rest of the team here
00:00:25.520 at the Daily Wire. After many months of work, we finally released our follow-up to What is a Woman,
00:00:31.840 which went on to become the top film in its genre this decade and had a bigger debut on the Daily
00:00:36.600 Wire platform than even What is a Woman had. So there's been a lot to celebrate, but most
00:00:41.400 importantly, it was a year for canceling. We canceled hundreds of people and things and even
00:00:49.060 animals, I think, on this show during the calendar year of 2024. And so today for the final show of
00:00:55.240 the year, we're going to take a look back at the top four cancellations of the year 2024. And just
00:01:02.700 as a note, my team initially wanted to do a top three, but I said, no, it should be four because
00:01:08.280 four in 2024 sounds better. This is the kind of artistic insight that keeps the audience coming
00:01:14.900 back for more. So let's get to the list. For number four, we go back to the very beginning of the year,
00:01:20.560 actually January 8th, 2024, with the cancellation of Madonna, who attracted my ire and prompted a 13
00:01:27.900 minute rant because she danced funny at a concert. Here it is.
00:01:32.740 Well, Madonna recently embarked on her new global tour called Celebration.
00:02:02.720 And indeed, the tour is an opportunity to celebrate her musical career, which effectively
00:02:08.400 died 25 years ago and yet has lingered on in zombified form, horrifying and confusing spectators
00:02:14.780 all the while. As far as I can tell, she has not had a number one single since the tail end of the
00:02:19.200 Clinton administration. She hasn't been even vaguely relevant on the music scene at any point this
00:02:24.540 century. The last time she made headlines was when she kissed Britney Spears at the VMAs in 2003.
00:02:30.280 Way back then, she had already entered into her desperate attention whore phase, grasping for
00:02:35.600 relevance in whatever way she could. And 20 years later, Britney Spears is now dancing half naked on
00:02:40.480 Instagram with butcher knives. And Madonna looks like a geriatric Marilyn Manson still trying to be
00:02:45.280 a sex symbol, even though she's been AARP eligible for a decade and a half. And anyway, now she's on tour.
00:02:53.200 Now, there's nothing wrong with a 65-year-old singer going on tour. Aretha Franklin was still
00:03:00.660 performing at the age of 75 before she died. But a 65-year-old woman should perform like a 65-year-old
00:03:08.440 woman. Classy, refined, mature, dignified, dazzling with a beautiful vocal performance rather than relying
00:03:17.480 on sex appeal. The problem, though, is that Madonna can't sing and she can't write good music and she
00:03:24.820 wouldn't know classiness and refinement if it fell out of the sky and landed on her head. Which means
00:03:30.020 that the people who buy tickets for the celebration tour and for the life of me, I can't understand why
00:03:34.120 anyone would, are in for an incredibly cringey display. And however cringey you think it might be,
00:03:40.580 I assure you, that it's even worse than that. So case in point, here's a 12-second viral clip
00:03:46.800 from Madonna's latest stop on her tour. And here's what it looks like.
00:03:52.820 Now, if you're wondering what a wreck time at the nursing home will look like in the year 2070,
00:04:13.760 there it is. And for those who are blessed to only be listening to the audio podcast and were therefore
00:04:20.100 spared the visuals, I will just tell you that Madonna appears to be wrapped in aluminum foil
00:04:25.540 while she clings onto a support rail and gyrates clumsily to techno music. And, you know, it's kind
00:04:33.380 of like if you brought your elderly aunt to a rave and she got way more into it than you expected.
00:04:41.200 It's an embarrassing sight to behold, but also oddly fascinating in the same grotesque way that,
00:04:46.400 you know, you might gawk at roadkill while you drive by trying to figure out, like,
00:04:51.000 is that a raccoon or a fox? What is that? And by the way, this is a good time to tell you that.
00:04:55.720 And I did check for myself. Madonna's next stop is in Boston in three days. And you might think,
00:05:02.560 well, it's in three days. There's no way I can go. All the seats are going to be,
00:05:05.460 all the tickets are sold out. No, there are plenty of seats still available. In fact,
00:05:08.740 you can buy a ticket for 60 bucks. You can buy a ticket for $60 to Madonna's tour in three days.
00:05:14.360 You know, people were like literally killing each other over Taylor Swift's tickets or buying them
00:05:21.040 for $95,000. But Madonna, you can go see for 60 bucks. Shockingly, people are not tripping over
00:05:27.280 themselves to go watch grandma in Zumba class for two hours. But needless to say, if you find this
00:05:33.420 spectacle ridiculous, then the problem isn't with the aging pop star throwing her hip out while she
00:05:40.960 tries to twerk on stage. The problem is with you. You are ageist, according to the media.
00:05:46.900 The Independent reports today, quote, Madonna is being defended from ageist trolls after a video
00:05:51.740 showing the singer performing while holding a beam for support, surfaced online. Earlier this week,
00:05:56.680 a clip from the Like a Prayer Singer Celebration Tour was shared on TikTok, showing the star, 65,
00:06:02.020 dancing energetically while holding a pole positioned behind her.
00:06:05.920 Now let's pause there for a moment. And I can tell you it's never a good sign when the best
00:06:13.940 thing someone can say about your dance moves is that they were energetic. Like if you perform a
00:06:20.260 dance routine and you go up to someone and you say, hey, what'd you think? And they respond, yeah,
00:06:25.620 wow, it was energetic. I mean, that means you sucked. Okay. Anyway, the Independent continues,
00:06:34.340 many trolls then proceeded to incorrectly conflate Madonna's decision to hold the rail for support with
00:06:39.000 her age and sent her messages of vitriol online. However, it has since been revealed that during this
00:06:44.520 particular segment of the show, Madonna is dancing while standing on a moving platform, meaning she
00:06:48.620 is holding the pole for her safety. Oh, well, that changes everything. The 65 year old woman needed to
00:06:55.020 hold the pole while she danced for her safety. Well, that, that solves that, I guess. People
00:07:02.900 Magazine reports that other aging musicians are coming to Madonna's defense. Quote, Chuck D is coming
00:07:08.340 to Madonna's defense. On Thursday, the public enemy frontman 63 posted to X to defend the frozen singer,
00:07:14.880 65. By the way, frozen singer is like, I guess that's a song. That's what they mean. It's not,
00:07:19.740 they don't mean that she's like literally frozen, like cryogenically frozen. Although she does sort of
00:07:24.600 look like she has been. Anyway, defend against trolls making ageist comments about her performance
00:07:29.980 during her career spanning Celebration Tour. He said, quote, at 63, I know I can bike better than
00:07:34.800 I ever did and Pilates ain't easy, but I give it to Madonna for pushing the bars, D said of the
00:07:39.580 legendary pop star. Flav is taking Pilates too and he's 64. So ageism sometimes gets like racism both
00:07:48.540 ways if you let it. Wait, go up again. Ageism sometimes gets like racism both ways if you let
00:07:57.760 it. I think Chuck D had a stroke when he wrote that last sentence. I don't know what that means.
00:08:03.600 But you see, the point is, it is ageism to notice how ridiculous an older woman looks when she tries
00:08:10.480 to pretend that she's still 22. And Madonna herself has made this point many times. A few months ago,
00:08:16.560 she appeared at the Grammys and her face, if you remember, was so weird and puffy from plastic
00:08:21.520 surgery that she looked like she'd been attacked by a swarm of bees shortly before appearing on stage.
00:08:27.200 And again, people noticed how weird she looked and she responded by calling them ageist. The Guardian
00:08:33.420 reported at the time, quote, the 64-year-old singer denounced the entertainment industry for its biases
00:08:38.240 against women who have continued to work long into their careers. Quote, once again, I am caught in the
00:08:44.360 glare of ageism and misogyny that permeates the world we live in. A world that refuses to celebrate
00:08:49.600 women past the age of 45 and feels the need to punish her if she continues to be strong-willed,
00:08:54.600 hardworking, and adventurous. She said that she has, quote, never apologized for any of the creative
00:08:59.060 choices I have made, nor the way that I look or dress, and I'm not going to start. I've been degraded
00:09:03.680 by the media since the beginning of my career, but I understand that this is all a test, and I am happy
00:09:07.760 to do the trailblazing so that all the women behind me can have an easier time in the years to come.
00:09:13.760 Yes, thank you for trailblazing, Madonna. You have blazed a trail that other women can follow so that
00:09:19.020 they too can become addicted to Botox and end up looking like the creepy puppet from Saw. How brave of you.
00:09:26.340 Now, as for the ageism claims, let me just say one thing. We are not an ageist society. We are the
00:09:37.380 opposite. We are an age-denying society, and that's how you end up with 65-year-old pop stars and 80-year-old
00:09:45.700 presidents and a Congress filled with people who took office sometime around the War of 1812.
00:09:51.220 You know, it's also why plastic surgery is a booming industry, especially among Gen Z.
00:09:57.020 You know, in Gen Z, I mean, they are actually young, but in their desperation to stay young,
00:10:02.420 they get lip filler and Botox and lifts and implants, and ironically, they end up looking a lot older.
00:10:08.080 They end up looking like middle-aged Stepford wives. Ageism is not even close to our problem.
00:10:14.860 Our problem is our refusal to age and to accept the reality of aging.
00:10:21.220 Madonna is just, she is too old to be gyrating on stage in a skin-tight aluminum leotard. And we can
00:10:30.120 argue about whether anyone of any age should be behaving that way, but there's no question that
00:10:34.280 for her at her age, she looks pathetic and clumsy and ridiculous. And it's not that a 65-year-old woman
00:10:43.260 can't be beautiful. No, a 65-year-old woman can be beautiful, but a beautiful 65-year-old woman
00:10:49.320 is a 65-year-old woman who knows that she is 65 and embraces the fact. You know, beauty and truth
00:10:57.760 go hand in hand. But when you are not honest with yourself and the world about who you are,
00:11:05.160 you end up looking not beautiful, but weird and grotesque. Just like there are plenty of 25-year-old
00:11:11.060 women who would be beautiful and were beautiful, but then they defiled themselves with unnecessary
00:11:16.520 plastic surgery. And now they too look weird and grotesque. You know, aging is a reality of human
00:11:23.880 existence. And we find this reality scary, almost unspeakable really, because it reminds us of death.
00:11:31.180 I mean, we treat it as literally unspeakable. Like it's embarrassing to ask someone their age,
00:11:36.200 right? We say you shouldn't ask someone. Someone's age is an embarrassing fact. And we take that for
00:11:43.140 granted. Well, you know, in traditional societies, you go back to their history.
00:11:48.600 If you went up to someone and asked them, although they wouldn't be, oh, that's, I don't,
00:11:53.040 you know, I'm 25. I've been celebrating my 25th birthday for 30 years now. They wouldn't do that.
00:11:59.840 They'd be proud of their age. If somebody was 75, they would say, I'm 75. They'd be proud of it
00:12:05.260 because it means they've been alive for 75 years. But here we treat it as actually embarrassing
00:12:12.940 to have lived a long life. It's ridiculous. And the reason is that we are in a constant state of
00:12:20.620 denial about death. You know, we say things like age is just a number, but that's only true in the
00:12:27.260 same sense that height is just a number or the temperature outside is just a number. No, we come up
00:12:32.220 with numbers to symbolize these realities, but they are still realities. We could stop keeping
00:12:38.240 track of age altogether. We could assign it no number at all. And that wouldn't change the fact
00:12:43.100 that we all get older one second at a time. And eventually our bodies start to break down and our
00:12:48.300 minds start to break down and then we die. That is the lot that we have been given. Happiness and
00:12:53.900 harmony and beauty can be found in accepting it and acting accordingly. So the most beautiful thing
00:13:00.740 that Madonna could do right now is retire and go home and put on some slippers and sit on her porch
00:13:08.140 and read books to her grandchildren. Let the wrinkles form on her face. Let the hair go gray.
00:13:14.720 Let herself be who she is. And she is not a 22-year-old pop star. She was that once. She
00:13:23.640 will never be that again. Time to accept it. And until she does, she is again canceled.
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00:16:04.220 the audience that they're all going to die, as I do at the end there. And I think approximately
00:16:09.380 35% of my cancellations end on that note or something similar, which I think is very important.
00:16:19.160 Moving on to number three, we go from an old bitter harpy to a young bitter harpy. This is
00:16:24.240 my cancellation, one of, I think, several this year, of the new Snow White, Rachel Zegler.
00:16:31.180 Every time we check in on Disney's upcoming Snow White remake, somehow things get even worse than they
00:16:36.420 were before. This is a production that went off the rails a long time ago, which is quite an
00:16:39.760 achievement, if you think about it. With all the money and technology we have in 2024, somehow Disney
00:16:44.120 is struggling very hard to match the quality of a film from the 1930s. Now, first, there were the
00:16:49.920 leaked images of the actors playing the seven dwarves, which weren't dwarves at all, because that
00:16:54.760 would be culturally insensitive. So instead, Disney replaced the dwarves with a diverse array of magical
00:16:58.920 hobos. Then, when everyone pointed out that the dwarves are kind of important to the story,
00:17:03.260 Disney delayed the production, fired all the actors playing the magical hobos, replaced them
00:17:07.780 with CGI dwarves, which didn't look particularly convincing, but at least they were better than
00:17:11.800 the actors. So some progress was made, I suppose. Goodwill was restored to a degree. Then the star
00:17:17.760 of the film, Rachel Zegler, proceeded to light all that goodwill on fire. She made it clear that she
00:17:22.220 thinks the story of Snow White is actually very creepy and misogynistic. She said Disney was basically
00:17:27.060 going to throw out the old story, get rid of the prince, make a film that supposedly empowers women,
00:17:32.180 and that means downplaying the whole romance thing, which was the whole point of the story.
00:17:38.000 Hiring the Barbie screenwriter and going full-on girl boss was the plan. Then a short clip of the
00:17:42.840 film serviced online, and we saw exactly what a girl boss Snow White looks like. The clip showed
00:17:47.000 Snow White directing the dwarves to clean their own cottage for her as she instructs them to whistle
00:17:51.820 while they work. Yes, the dwarves come home from a long day at the mines, and they're met by a bossy,
00:17:56.940 unpleasant woman telling them to clean up. Doesn't even help them in this version, which is a pretty
00:18:02.140 big change from the original. She also doesn't seem remotely grateful that they're giving her a
00:18:05.800 place to stay when she desperately needs it. Instead, she just sings along and watches the
00:18:09.260 dwarves do all the work, almost sadistically, really. And once again, as you'd expect, this
00:18:13.480 footage caused a backlash, and Disney quickly had it scrubbed from the internet. Then a couple of
00:18:18.120 months ago, Disney uploaded this teaser for the film. This was their big moment to win back the fans.
00:18:23.520 Here's just a quick part of it.
00:18:26.240 So, whistle while you work.
00:18:44.280 So, the whole thing has this kind of uncanny valley vibe to it, and pretty much all the comments are
00:18:49.220 negative. Just going through some of them. These are the top comments. In order, by the way, I'm not
00:18:53.140 cherry picking. This is just the top comments. Here's what they say. Quote, this is actually
00:18:56.400 hilarious. The first Snow White saved Disney. The second ruined it. Another says, what's the point
00:19:00.740 of doing a live action remake of an animated movie if you're just going to animate half the characters
00:19:04.900 anyway? Then there's this one. Quote, it's okay, Disney. You can just cancel the film. We won't be mad if
00:19:10.140 you admit defeat. There are a few people who point out that the trailer has more than a million dislikes on
00:19:15.220 YouTube and fewer than 100,000 likes. There's information that YouTube hides, but it's still accessible
00:19:19.840 apparently. Comments go downhill from there. One reads, wow, Disney, you truly are incredible. It took you
00:19:25.700 three years, multiple rewrites, unnecessary CGI, $209 million just for me to enjoy a comment section of a movie
00:19:31.680 I will never watch. Bless you. Then someone writes, I'm rooting for the poison apple. So, you get the idea.
00:19:38.180 Everything about this film is an unmitigated disaster. Even their teaser trailers are bombing.
00:19:42.040 After all this, if there are any adults left at Disney, you'd think they'd be in damage control
00:19:48.000 mode at this point. Maybe they can't control how bad this film is going to be. Maybe they can't
00:19:52.740 improve the CGI on the dwarves anymore. Way too late for script rewrites. Costs a lot of money and
00:19:58.580 they're probably well over budget at this point. But at a minimum, you'd think that they could at least
00:20:02.880 say, tell Rachel Zegler to stop talking like a deranged left-wing activist just for a little bit.
00:20:09.160 Just until the movie comes out, that might mitigate some of the potential future damage
00:20:13.960 for this film, which is somehow already getting even worse press than Joker 2 and not even out
00:20:18.820 yet. But apparently telling Rachel Zegler to behave normally just isn't an option either.
00:20:23.800 So the other day, in response to the presidential election, Zegler had a very public meltdown on her
00:20:28.420 Instagram stories. She wrote, quote, F you, Donald Trump. And she proceeded to insult the 75 million
00:20:34.660 Americans who voted for him. Quote, I find myself speechless in the midst of this. Another four
00:20:39.220 years of hatred, leaning us towards a world I do not want to live in. Yeah, you always got to love
00:20:45.500 starting with F you and then ending with, you know, complaining about all the hatred in the world.
00:20:52.840 Of course, if Zegler doesn't want to live in America anymore, she's free to leave. She certainly
00:20:56.340 has the resources to do that. But she seems to suggest that Donald Trump will make the entire world
00:21:01.160 uninhabitable, which, you know, it's kind of a new one. Actually, it's not entirely new. It reminds
00:21:05.700 us of reminds me of 2016 when Cher declared that she would have to leave the planet if Donald Trump
00:21:11.520 won. And she never left, strangely enough, although she kind of looks like she did. And ironically,
00:21:16.720 if she wants to leave the planet now, Elon Musk is probably her best bet, which raises his own
00:21:21.100 complications, I guess. So these celebrities are really running out of options. But Zegler wasn't done
00:21:26.980 there. Her post added that Trump is, quote, leading us towards a world that will be hard to raise
00:21:31.000 my daughter in, leaning us towards a world that will force her to have a baby she doesn't want,
00:21:35.760 leaning us towards a world that is fearful. She stated that, quote, the left continues to fail
00:21:40.460 us in forging a new path forwards. This loss should not have been, and it certainly should not have
00:21:45.500 been by so many votes. May Trump supporters and Trump voters and Trump himself never know peace.
00:21:52.920 Now, what's amusing about this, of course, is that it's pretty clear that Zegler is the one who
00:21:57.240 doesn't know peace. She's obviously an emotionally unstable basket case who has no idea how to process
00:22:03.060 the fact that none of her paranoia is based in reality, and the vast majority of Americans don't
00:22:07.960 agree with her political views. So instead of coming to terms with her own faults and misconceptions,
00:22:12.680 she says that she wants Trump supporters to suffer emotionally, just as she does every single day.
00:22:17.700 Misery loves company, as they say. In further examples of projection, Zegler went on to state that Trump
00:22:23.200 voters are part of a, quote, deep, deep sickness in this country. She added, quote, there's no help,
00:22:29.020 no counsel in any of them, whatever that means exactly. Then she told all of her fans to delete
00:22:35.060 their X accounts, charging that Elon Musk helped get that man elected. This is a bit of an aside,
00:22:41.080 but this is a common trend now on the left. They're suddenly abandoning X now that Trump has won.
00:22:45.660 The Guardian just announced that it's going to stop posting its articles on X. For one example,
00:22:50.000 ex-CNN anchor Don Lemon, along with a random NYU professor named Jay Rosen, did the same thing.
00:22:55.160 I just saw this morning, Joy Reid has also deleted her X account. What a tragedy. This is a platform
00:23:02.900 that until Election Day, these people claimed was a cesspool of fringe ideas and radical beliefs,
00:23:08.900 but they remained on it anyway. Now that the election has proven that X is actually representative
00:23:12.900 of mainstream thought in America, suddenly they can't tolerate it anymore. They have to abandon the
00:23:17.740 platform. Doesn't really make any sense. You can only conclude that the left is simply incapable
00:23:23.060 of realizing that they're the ones who are far outside the mainstream. When they're confronted
00:23:27.400 with that evidence, they can't process it. So they have to scamper away. They're just totally
00:23:33.520 humiliated. In any event, Rachel Zegler is not capable of experiencing humiliation, so she has no
00:23:39.420 problem telling her supporters to abandon X entirely. She also has no problem going on an unhinged rant
00:23:44.240 against more than half the country, including a lot of people that presumably Disney would like
00:23:48.380 to sell tickets to. Many of those Republican voters are in the target audience for the Snow White
00:23:52.700 remake. They're the people who like these kinds of traditional stories. They're the people who are
00:23:57.540 having kids. These are the kinds of people Disney needs to show up if the movie is going to be remotely
00:24:03.280 profitable. And now the star of the film is telling them all to go to hell. Now, one of the many
00:24:10.240 ironies here is that about a year ago, Disney CEO Bob Iger said the company would stop getting
00:24:16.120 involved in these political fights. He said that they wouldn't push any kind of agenda.
00:24:20.500 He said they'd quiet the noise and proceed with decency and respect for their audience.
00:24:26.640 Well, I guess so much for that. Now, according to the star of Disney's upcoming marquee film,
00:24:32.100 75 million Americans are horrible people who should suffer for all eternity.
00:24:36.920 The other remarkable aspect to this is that Disney, as you may recall, fired Gina Carano for her
00:24:45.540 allegedly controversial social media post just a couple of years ago. And, you know, Gina Carano
00:24:50.420 never did anything remotely like what Rachel Zegler has done. Gina mocked the idea of wearing masks and
00:24:57.740 preferred pronouns, which makes sense because wearing masks and preferred pronouns are both really dumb
00:25:01.640 ideas. And she pointed out that totalitarian governments make citizens hate one another,
00:25:05.760 which is true. History proves that's true. And for all this, Disney fired her and her talent
00:25:12.680 agency dropped her on top of it. Gina Carano did not personally attack tens of millions of people.
00:25:17.960 She didn't berate her own fan base. She didn't say that half of the people who watch Star Wars are
00:25:22.920 bad people. She didn't say that. Instead, she articulated views that the vast majority of Americans agree with.
00:25:28.020 So why is she still involved in litigation with Disney to get her job back while Rachel Zegler
00:25:35.000 is the face of the company's upcoming blockbuster film? Now, we all know the answer to that question.
00:25:40.500 Disney, despite what its CEO says, is an explicitly political operation. But more than that, they're
00:25:45.140 vengeful. Even though it's clearly not helping them financially, they can't hide their disdain for tens
00:25:50.060 of millions of Americans. That's very bad news for Disney shareholders and everyone else hoping that
00:25:55.360 this company might one day return to what it once did, which is to create entertaining family films
00:26:00.800 that normal people want to watch. It's virtually a guarantee the Snow White remake is going to
00:26:05.620 continue crashing and burning over the next few months like a slow-moving train wreck. And especially
00:26:10.900 now, after this was the nail in the coffin, now that you've insulted more than half of the people
00:26:17.380 you would need to come watch this movie. And that is why, once again, Disney, their new Snow White
00:26:22.320 film and Rachel Zegler herself are all today canceled. If you're a homeowner like me, when's
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00:29:02.560 Our number two cancellation throws a bit of a curveball. The Washington Post reviewed my film,
00:29:08.560 Am I Racist? And their take on my film was actually truly shocking. Watch.
00:29:15.980 Well, we know that the mainstream media is corrupt, dishonest, and both intellectually and morally
00:29:22.380 bankrupt. That is the fundamental reason why, as we've been tracking on the show for the past few
00:29:26.680 weeks, mainstream film critics have refused to review my new film, Am I Racist? But credit where credit is
00:29:32.220 due, a few journalists, even if they aren't film critics, from a few major publications have had the
00:29:37.720 gumption to acknowledge the movie's existence. And yesterday, most unexpectedly, the Washington Post
00:29:44.400 was added to that list. The film critic at the Post, whoever it is, still has not reviewed the film
00:29:50.080 and probably never will. But the journalist Megan McArdle did bravely venture to theaters to watch
00:29:58.060 the movie and wrote about it. Wrote about it mostly positively, it turns out, after the fact. And
00:30:04.140 here's the headline. You might not enjoy Am I Racist? You should watch it anyway. Which I could not agree
00:30:10.980 more. Whether you like it or don't, still watch it. That's my message. Now, even before reading her
00:30:19.220 piece, I'm impressed simply that she's willing to do the thing that people who are paid to watch and
00:30:25.120 write about movies have been too afraid to do. But the readers of the Washington Post are not so
00:30:31.000 impressed. In fact, their reaction demonstrates why most mainstream outlets have been too afraid
00:30:36.380 to venture down this road. And we'll take a look at their reaction in just a moment. But first, let's
00:30:41.000 read a little bit of McArdle's take on the film. She begins, as I drove to the AMC theater in Danvers,
00:30:48.300 Massachusetts, my phone kept peppering me with the same plaintive question. Am I racist? It was
00:30:54.980 startling the first time it happened. And for a second, I wanted to reassure my phone that no
00:30:58.920 consumer electronic device can't be racist. But the phone wasn't really asking. Rather,
00:31:04.800 it was reminding me that I had tickets for the latest movie by Matt Walsh, a conservative podcaster
00:31:09.160 and provocateur who was probably most famous for his film What is a Woman? That movie apparently did
00:31:14.000 well enough to justify releasing the new one onto about 1,500 screens this month. It was number four at
00:31:19.240 the box office, albeit a distant fourth in a very slow week, which is why I was going to see it.
00:31:23.960 While you might not like this suggestion, you should do the same. Just, you know, FYI, actually,
00:31:32.840 it wasn't a very slow week. Our film came out only a week after Beetlejuice set box office records for
00:31:38.180 the month. And we weren't a distant fourth. We were like 700K behind the third place film, which isn't
00:31:43.220 really distant. And that was Deadpool and Wolverine. But, you know, but who's counting? I mean, I'm
00:31:49.380 counting obsessively every day, but let's not get hung up on those details. Continuing. I'm not
00:31:55.000 promising you'll enjoy the movie. If you're on the liberal to progressive side, you'll think it's
00:31:58.920 simplistic and unfair, which, yes, obviously. But it's also effective. And people on that end of the
00:32:04.320 spectrum should watch it to understand why it works and why the left keeps providing Walsh such a rich
00:32:09.000 trove of targets. If you don't like the people he's lampooning, it's easy to convince yourself that he's
00:32:13.680 revealing something deep and important, just as I've heard progressives argue that Borat movies
00:32:17.460 were laying bare the hateful underbelly of America. But what Walsh is actually revealing is two not very
00:32:22.840 surprising realities of human nature. First, that every group has an awful fringe, and it's easy to
00:32:27.800 make that group look bad if only the fringe's worst moments survive the cutting room floor. Second,
00:32:33.040 that the human instinct for avoiding confrontation is exploitable if you're sufficiently willing to violate
00:32:38.520 the social contract. Both points have already been amply demonstrated by a long history of cults and
00:32:44.420 dictatorships, not to mention middle school. Yet to give Walsh his due, it's still jaw-dropping when
00:32:50.500 participants in the ersatz diversity workshop sit silently or even participate as he berates a sick
00:32:55.640 looking elderly man in a wheelchair for being a racist. Walsh eventually stops the workshop when it
00:33:00.480 seems as though they're actually considering flagellating themselves with the whips that he's passed out.
00:33:05.200 So this is not exactly a rave review. She credits the film for being effective, but also calls it
00:33:12.300 simplistic and unfair. She also attempts to absolve the left of any blame for what we document in the
00:33:18.040 movie. And she does that by writing off Robin DiAngelo and company as the fringe. Now, as one of the guys
00:33:27.320 who made the film, I of course disagree with these assessments. The core message of the film may be in
00:33:34.420 many ways simple, but that's not the same as being simplistic. And the Robin DiAngelo's of the world
00:33:40.520 are certainly not in any way the fringe of the left. You know, Robin DiAngelo conveys and promotes
00:33:49.020 left-wing racial ideology, not a fringe version of it, but a mainstream version of it. I mean,
00:33:55.700 this is a woman who, as she confesses in the film, is hired by Fortune 500 companies and major
00:34:01.300 government agencies to do workshops for their employees. And calling that fringe, I think,
00:34:06.340 is rather absurd. By analogy, and it's hard to come up with an analogy for the right because
00:34:12.580 nobody on the right has access to those kinds of institutions. But, you know, imagine if Sean
00:34:18.700 Hannity ever found himself in an embarrassing situation. And I tried to claim that he's just a,
00:34:24.300 well, he's just a fringe right-winger. I mean, say what you want about Sean Hannity,
00:34:28.160 he's definitely not a fringe character on the right. And Robin DiAngelo is considerably less
00:34:34.660 fringe than that on the left. After all, the most mainstream thing a conservative can do
00:34:39.860 is host a show on Fox News. On the left, mainstream means that you're doing work for Coca-Cola
00:34:47.860 and Google and Netflix and so on, which is what Robin DiAngelo says that she's done in the film.
00:34:53.760 And that's the kind of mainstream that Robin DiAngelo and her cronies are. And it's as mainstream
00:35:01.020 as you can get. Okay, I cannot think of anything more mainstream. Google is like the definition of
00:35:09.280 mainstream. And so if you're getting hired by Google, then you are mainstream, you're the mainstream of
00:35:16.840 the mainstream. On the left, anyway. So I think McArdle is incorrect in some of her analysis.
00:35:26.720 But still, I give her credit for offering any analysis at all, even a wrong analysis.
00:35:31.480 And it's not entirely wrong. So here's how she wraps everything up.
00:35:35.520 A number of the people attending his workshop walk out as the strangeness escalates. And earlier in the
00:35:40.340 film, he gets kicked out of a workshop that someone else runs. But that happens only after he leaves
00:35:45.160 the room, giving participants time to figure out who he is and reach consensus on expelling him.
00:35:49.720 Most people sit through his provocations because, well, it would be rude to leave or point out how
00:35:54.400 bizarre his suggestions are. That itself is telling, however, because some of his targets are also
00:35:59.420 exploiting those same conciliatory social instincts, which is what makes the movie's jokes land.
00:36:05.020 When progressive activist Syrah Rao monologues about the awfulness of white women to a group of white
00:36:09.520 women at one of her race to dinner events, which reportedly cost up to $5,000 to stage,
00:36:13.620 the faces of the guests foreshadow those of Walsh's workshop participants, the frozen anxiety of
00:36:18.800 someone witnessing a social offense and unwilling to return it in kind. That's also what you see on
00:36:24.580 the face of celebrity diversity consultant Robin DiAngelo when a bewigged Walsh gives all his cash to a
00:36:30.280 black producer as reparations and invites DiAngelo to do the same. I dropped my head into my hands as
00:36:35.240 DiAngelo went scurrying for her wallet, though I confess I also laughed. Because you can't help think of
00:36:40.960 how many times DiAngelo has been paid for advice on how white people ought to interact with people
00:36:45.460 of color. And some of that advice is only slightly less bizarre and patronizing than suggesting we
00:36:51.180 haul out our wallets and tip them $20. DiAngelo and Rao and a number of others gained money and fame
00:36:56.800 during the Great Awokening because decent people genuinely concerned about America's racial divides
00:37:01.980 were too polite to point out that they sounded like lunatics. Those well-intentioned Americans had
00:37:06.740 their social instincts hacked, the machinery diverted into a continuous loop of unproductive
00:37:11.220 navel-gazing instead of the racial justice they were trying to achieve. That's what left them
00:37:16.220 vulnerable when Matt Walsh showed up to exploit the same bug. Now, that's her main takeaway, and she's
00:37:23.960 right. What we attempted to do in the film, successfully, I think, is tap into the same
00:37:29.140 exploitation and manipulation methods that these DEI race hustlers use and turn it against them.
00:37:36.740 And if McArdle noticed that, then she understood the basic point of the film, even though I could
00:37:41.980 quibble with some of her analysis, but the basic thrust of it, she understood and is articulating,
00:37:48.520 I think, very well. Her readers, though, are doing quite a bit more than quibbling with her analysis.
00:37:55.340 In fact, they are offended that she's offering any kind of analysis at all. So I perused the comment
00:38:01.560 section on the Washington Post website, and I'll give you a brief sampling, enough to kind of get
00:38:06.980 the basic gist. And as I read these, I'm going to ask our editors to put some sad piano music in
00:38:12.040 the background in order to really capture the vibe of these distraught commenters who have been
00:38:16.960 betrayed by this, effectively, this movie review from a journalist. Here's what they have to say.
00:38:23.320 Yeah, I'm going to give my money to someone who fights everything I support. If he was being
00:38:30.340 sincere in doing the work, that would be one thing. But to pay to see a mockumentary about
00:38:34.760 racism from an alt-right Trumper? To put money in that guy's pocket? To go to see this to,
00:38:40.720 as they say, own the libs as a liberal? Well, that's an easy pass. Another says,
00:38:45.800 my God, the depth of your stupidity and that of Walsh is deeply, truly staggering.
00:38:52.060 Or is it just pure bigotry? Or is it just running a con on suckers for money?
00:38:56.560 We know why moronic movies like this work. It's because they have a huge propaganda apparatus
00:39:01.240 constantly lying to these people. And that includes grifters like you. It's because they
00:39:06.120 were raised by people unconcerned with truth or facts or history or empathy with others.
00:39:10.660 And many were told this was just God's will. We should give a person money who has openly
00:39:15.700 supported theocracy and fascism so we can understand? Should I donate money to Nazis so
00:39:21.780 I can understand? The next one says, trying to justify and normalize racism has been the
00:39:28.260 goal of the right for years. Now they have a WAPO opinion writer going to lengths to explain
00:39:32.760 racism is okay because the fringe left has some crazy people. Nice try. Another says, so he's not
00:39:39.420 sincere, therefore is a racist and thinks this is all something to laugh about. Why would you support
00:39:44.180 and promote this project, Ms. McArdle? Unless you yourself are happily and openly racist too?
00:39:50.260 Y'all are effing weird. Another says, I didn't know anything about Matt Walsh, the person that
00:39:56.500 created the movie recommended here by Megan McArdle. I would have more respect for McArdle in the post
00:40:01.440 if I had never read this column, if I had never known anything about Matt Walsh.
00:40:06.260 And another says, Walsh's last movie was utterly repugnant. If you paid to watch another movie by him for
00:40:11.740 anything other than science or journalism, you just might have a problem.
00:40:17.820 And one more, this grifter movie has nothing to do with racism. It's about owning the libs and
00:40:23.520 getting famous and rich off the MAGA goobers who will confirm their biases. So pretty much like all
00:40:29.420 the rest of the current Republican cult from the orange leader down. Now I have to say, I really take
00:40:35.820 exception to that last comment. He says the movie isn't about racism. It's actually about getting
00:40:40.120 rich and famous. But why can't it be about racism and getting rich and famous? I mean, two things can
00:40:46.840 be true at once, right? We could kill multiple birds with one stone here. And as for the rest of
00:40:52.160 these comments, the most important thing to keep in mind is that these are people who have not seen the
00:40:58.480 movie. They object to anyone seeing it at all. They didn't even pay attention to McArdle's analysis.
00:41:04.800 It didn't matter what her analysis was. In their minds, she betrayed them simply by watching it.
00:41:11.620 I mean, this is the cult mentality that you find on the left. And although the right has plenty of
00:41:15.500 issues of its own, you don't find anything quite like this on our side. You know, conservatives would
00:41:21.920 not get angry at a right-wing commenter for watching a Michael Moore movie and offering a perspective on
00:41:27.040 it. In fact, you know, if there's a new Michael Moore movie out, which hasn't been in a long time,
00:41:31.260 and people are talking about it and the left is celebrating it. I think if you're a right-wing
00:41:36.540 commentator, you're actually kind of expected to watch it so that you can give your take on it
00:41:40.940 because your audience wants to know. They want to know, like, what do you think about this thing?
00:41:46.840 And indeed, pretty much every movie Hollywood churns out, documentaries and narrative features
00:41:51.700 are made by raging leftists. As a conservative commentator myself,
00:41:55.880 myself, you know, I don't have to worry that my audience will dogpile me if I watch a movie and
00:42:03.120 give my thoughts on it. You find this attitude on the left for two basic reasons. The first is that
00:42:08.760 their worldview is a brittle, fragile thing. It cannot withstand any serious or even not so serious
00:42:14.480 challenge, which means they have to steadfastly avoid anything that might challenge it. C.S. Lewis once
00:42:20.360 wrote that a young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading.
00:42:25.880 And the same could be said about a young man or a woman or an old man or woman who wishes to
00:42:30.420 remain a sound leftist. But the other thing that comes out in these comments and also in the backlash
00:42:36.620 that YouTube reviewer Jeremy Johns experienced when he dared to notice that my movie exists is that
00:42:42.980 many on the left have come to believe that they own the art form of film itself. If you're on the
00:42:49.420 right, you know, you've long since grown accustomed to the fact that, as we just established,
00:42:53.520 virtually every movie you've ever seen was made by people who disagree with you and probably hate
00:42:59.360 you. Leftists have had the exact opposite experience, and this has given them a sense
00:43:03.140 of kind of artistic entitlement. They believe that art belongs to them. You know, conservatives who make
00:43:08.740 art are treated as intruders, as burglars, kind of sneaking through the window in the middle of the
00:43:13.580 night. The only appropriate response is to kind of shoo them away. They don't belong here. Art is not
00:43:20.260 for them. That's the attitude. And it's a delusion that I'm quite happy to break, I have to say.
00:43:26.460 I will say, though, that I did find one comment on the Washington Post website from somebody who
00:43:31.660 says they actually watched the film, and here's what the comment says.
00:43:36.260 Quote,
00:43:36.560 Now, I promise you, I did not make that comment up. This is someone insulting me by, I guess,
00:43:51.200 calling me MLK on steroids. I don't know if he means that I'm like MLK but extremely muscular,
00:43:58.200 or if he means that in a more kind of philosophical sense that I'm like a civil rights pioneer turned up
00:44:03.300 to the nth degree. Maybe he means it in both ways. I'm a muscular, turbocharged, civil rights icon.
00:44:10.720 I can only assume that's what he's trying to say, and all I can say to that is guilty as charged.
00:44:17.280 Perhaps if we do a sequel in the next film, I'll pass around a petition to change the
00:44:20.640 Martin Luther King Jr. monument to the Matt Walsh monument. It's an idea worth considering, at least.
00:44:26.760 So that comment was obviously correct and deeply, deeply rational, I think, but the other one's not as much.
00:44:32.300 And that is why the Washington Post readers who are having a heart attack because somebody watched
00:44:37.660 my movie are all today canceled.
00:44:41.580 You know, there have been a lot of meltdowns over the movie. Many of the meltdowns have come
00:44:46.240 from corporate media, and the rest have come from the audience of some corporate media outlets
00:44:53.500 who melted down because those outlets didn't melt down. So it's all very confusing. But
00:44:59.720 of course, when it comes to left-wing meltdowns, nothing can possibly hold a candle to the reaction
00:45:05.940 early last month to Donald Trump's glorious and overwhelming victory. So our number one
00:45:12.360 cancellation of 2024 takes us on a tour of just some of them.
00:45:17.000 What I'd like to do is close out the show by sifting through some of the more hysterical reactions
00:45:25.260 from the left. We played a bit of MSNBC at the top of the show, but the meltdowns get even more
00:45:30.220 glorious. And I think it's important to highlight some of these because they're hilarious. And I mean,
00:45:37.140 that's really the whole reason. That's the only reason to do it. And I just feel like it's,
00:45:40.120 but it feels like my duty on a day such as today. But before we begin, I do want to make it very
00:45:46.600 clear that I am not a cruel person. I am very empathetic. Now, yes, I'm going to be delighting
00:45:55.100 in the pain and suffering of my political opponents. Yes, I do take great pleasure in
00:45:59.320 their misery, but I also care about them. And that's why I made sure that we continued to play
00:46:04.520 the trailer for my film, Am I Racist? on MSNBC's airwaves this morning. It was a very difficult
00:46:10.040 time for MSNBC's viewers. And I realized that. And so I figured that I'd cheer them up by showing
00:46:16.520 them my trailer. Watch. We officially entered into the fever dream portion.
00:46:24.480 The Daily Show on Comedy Central. And watch next day on Paramount+.
00:46:29.040 Growing up in the 90s, I never thought much about race.
00:46:32.580 What's happening in this country? It's Nazism. Republicans are Nazis.
00:46:35.680 I'm going to sort this out. I need to go deeper on your cover.
00:46:39.700 Joining us now is Matt, certified DEI expert.
00:46:43.320 Here's my certification.
00:46:45.040 What's up with white people? What are you doing to de-center for whiteness?
00:46:49.180 Who's making it a center? Why are you doing that?
00:46:50.680 And what you're doing is you're stretching out of your whiteness.
00:46:53.780 There's more for you than this for you.
00:46:55.440 Am I Racist?
00:46:56.760 And a screen only on David Wire+.
00:46:59.340 I mainly just wanted you to see the trailer with the MSNBC banner around it, which is
00:47:05.940 just fantastic. Now, listen, I don't expect anyone to thank me or praise me for my abundant
00:47:13.100 mercy and compassion. But they should. We are running that ad on MSNBC, even though we know
00:47:20.000 that not a single one of their viewers will actually subscribe to watch the film. Not a single
00:47:24.860 one. And I am willing to take a financial loss, or at least I'm willing for the Daily Wire to take
00:47:34.280 a financial loss. I'm not paying a dime. But I am willing for this company to lose money
00:47:43.400 just to get that trailer in front of their faces this morning when they're already devastated and
00:47:48.260 hurting. And I'll lose as much of this company's money as is necessary to annoy as many of MSNBC's
00:47:57.680 viewers as we can. That's my solemn promise to you. And it's an act of charity, really.
00:48:03.560 Anyway, now that I've proven that I'm a compassionate and kind person, let's get on with
00:48:07.560 delighting in the misfortune of others. We'll begin with this brief compilation of women on TikTok
00:48:12.300 crying. Now, Donald Trump, we know, is now 2-0 against female presidential candidates, which is
00:48:18.560 just, oh, man. He has prevented a woman from becoming president twice. And that fact is just
00:48:29.200 too much for the women of TikTok. They cannot cope with it. And they're very upset. And don't laugh at
00:48:37.700 any of this. I'm not, this is not about laughing. This is, it's just, anyway, here it is.
00:49:07.700 Somebody please let me know when the blues starts to shift. When does the blues start to shift?
00:49:25.080 Somebody let me know when the blues starts to shift, please. Somebody please let me know.
00:49:28.420 I think we get the, I think we get the point. Um, it's not funny. Don't laugh about that. These
00:49:47.820 people are hurting. They're hurting. We don't, don't, don't you dare laugh. I do want to especially
00:49:56.680 highlight, um, so those are good. But I want to especially highlight this particular TikTok
00:50:01.760 meltdown. Here it is. We may not have rights tomorrow. So I'm going to bed with the last
00:50:12.900 minute dignity that I have last. But we fought a good fight. And if it turns out that, you know,
00:50:20.540 she flips, you know, great. Hell yeah. But right now I'm just not, I can't deal with this right now.
00:50:30.040 She says she's going to bed with the last of the dignity she has left. And, um, I just want to say
00:50:36.600 this. Uh, you didn't have any dignity left anyway. So that's the good news. You can't, you can't lose
00:50:42.240 any of your dignity if you don't have it. So cheer up. Um, look on the bright side. Speaking of having
00:50:48.420 no dignity, there's also, uh, there's also this one. Y'all want to violate my stuff? I don't give
00:50:53.040 a fuck about none of that. Cause all the, all the people that's violating my freaking life right
00:50:56.640 now are Trump supporters. Y'all are the only ones happy about this shit right now. Y'all are the only
00:51:03.880 ones. Y'all see, I got my blue on. I'd have cried so much that my blue wouldn't have. And I have to
00:51:10.720 wear red because this is my freaking job. If I didn't have to wear this stupid ass color,
00:51:15.600 I wouldn't be wearing it. Trust and believe me. Trust and believe me. I hate red so much in my,
00:51:21.900 right now. I don't even know what to do. I've never hated red so much in my life until now.
00:51:26.940 I hate red. Hate the fact that I have to wear this color today. I really do. Cause I don't
00:51:32.300 represent Trump at all. Go Trump. Honey, you're going to say, we'll see if you still scream go
00:51:38.220 Trump in the next few months. Let's see. We'll see. All y'all say go Trump. We'll see if y'all still
00:51:44.660 screaming at him. We'll see. Because I bet you, you won't. Cause that mad mother woke up in that
00:51:50.120 White House. And he about to tear shit up. He about to tear shit up.
00:52:01.140 Well, we can only hope. We can only hope that he tears shit up. That's literally what we elected
00:52:07.340 him to do. That is, it's in the exit polling data. That's what, when they start the exit,
00:52:12.460 when the pollsters stop people coming out of the, what, what, what was most important to you?
00:52:16.800 And I think the last exit poll I saw was 80, 87% of voters said most important thing is we get
00:52:22.220 someone who's going to tear shit up. Uh, so that's the whole point. But if that reaction wasn't
00:52:27.260 unhinged enough, uh, then, then there's also this one.
00:52:32.160 Y'all, I'm scared of going to sleep. I might wake up.
00:52:38.260 Y'all, like, why are y'all Trump supporters? Like, why?
00:52:51.920 Why? Why are y'all Trump supporters? Like, why is this a thing right now? Why is this okay?
00:53:11.820 I can't do this no more. I should have kept my vote to myself. Cause I knew it didn't matter.
00:53:16.500 I knew it didn't. So she's worried. She's going to wake, she's going to wake up a slave tomorrow.
00:53:25.060 Makes sense. Now, as everyone knows, Trump ran on, on, he ran on reinstating slavery.
00:53:30.800 It was one of his core campaign promises. You know, at least if you have the mental computing
00:53:36.740 software of a leftist, that's apparently what you hear when Trump says that he's going to lower taxes
00:53:41.520 and create more manufacturing jobs in America. Meanwhile, the actress Christina Applegate is
00:53:47.120 having a tough time. Uh, her entire entire, entire Twitter pages right now is full of
00:53:51.980 unhinged ramblings, uh, and worth reading, worth reading. But there's also, uh, this one I like.
00:53:57.200 She says, why give me your reasons? Why my child is sobbing because her rights as a woman may be taken
00:54:04.400 away. Why? And if you disagree, please unfollow me. Now, my favorite thing about this tweet is that
00:54:11.280 she begins by asking Trump voters to explain why they voted for him, but she ends by telling them
00:54:16.860 to shut up and go away. Explain why you did this. Shut up, leave. Now, which is it? You can't really
00:54:23.680 do both. And in between, she tells us that her child is traumatized because her rights are going
00:54:27.760 to be taken away and her child may well be traumatized. I mean, but, but, and, and I'm sorry if
00:54:32.920 she is, but Christina Applegate is the one who traumatized her. I'd be traumatized too as a child if my
00:54:39.040 mom was hysterically screaming that the world's coming to an end and all of our rights will
00:54:44.500 disappear. Now, so far we've only reveled in the manic rage and despair of female Kamala supporters,
00:54:50.280 but plenty of men are melting down too. We'll get to those in a minute. First,
00:54:53.860 here's one more from a woman. So the election between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris has not
00:55:00.460 been called yet. We do not know who the winner is, but it is pointing in one direction and
00:55:05.400 it's not final, but I just wanted to say that America failed women tonight, primarily. Trump has
00:55:14.820 insulted women, berated them, has been found liable in court for assaulting a woman. And he took women's
00:55:24.540 reproductive rights away. And instead of standing up to that, people voted for it. And
00:55:32.980 we failed our daughters, our mothers, our sisters, our wives tonight. America failed them. We failed
00:55:45.940 them. It is unfortunately the reality of the situation. So I'm sorry to everybody out there
00:55:55.260 who will be impacted by what may come. America failed women. He says, failed them. Of course,
00:56:05.180 a whole lot of women also voted for Trump, but they failed themselves. You know what? You failed
00:56:10.480 yourselves, women. America, Americans failed women by showing that they also recognize the humanity of
00:56:16.340 babies. And in this person's world, it's one or the other. You know, America had to choose babies or
00:56:23.740 women. And Harry is deeply disappointed that we chose babies, even though to people who are not
00:56:28.860 morally insane, that choice doesn't exist because we can care about both women and babies at the same
00:56:34.380 time. And we did. That's why we voted for Trump. Mike Wise is a sports commentator, apparently,
00:56:41.120 and he agrees with Harry. He tweeted, quote, it's not just that Trump won. It's that Joe Rogan,
00:56:47.320 Dana White, Brett Favre won. Jail insurrectionists won. The Alitos and the Thomases won. Vladimir Putin
00:56:54.320 won. Racism won. Misogyny won. Sexism won. Global warming won. Xenophobia won. Most of all, fear won.
00:57:03.020 That's what hurts. Now, there are about a million other tweets that we could read all with this same
00:57:08.060 tone and message. Who are the real villains in this story? Who is to blame for the loss? The American
00:57:13.300 people. The people are the villains. They chose racism and misogyny and global warming. How quickly
00:57:18.480 the left went from being valiant defenders of the democratic system to scapegoating it when things
00:57:24.140 don't go their way, which is the most predictable twist ending in the history of twist endings.
00:57:29.820 Now, I think we've probably seen enough, but I do have to play just one more. Just one more,
00:57:34.440 one more. And I know that many of you, you look back to 2016 and you remember fondly that iconic
00:57:41.660 moment of the Hillary voter falling to her knees and screaming into the sky. And you may be worried
00:57:48.320 that we haven't seen anything that quite matches that yet. Well, don't worry, because I think this
00:57:55.100 comes close. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no. Why, why, why, why, why, why do you really hate me that bad?
00:58:15.460 Just wonderful. Uh, well, now, now, look, look, uh, listen, uh, the, the, yes, it lacks the spontaneity
00:58:22.940 spontaneity and authenticity of the 2016 version. Uh, this woman had to set up her camera and scream
00:58:30.220 hysterically, stop recording. So she had to decide, okay, I'm going to scream hysterically
00:58:36.180 now, take out her phone, set it up, scream, stop recording, edit it down, post it. She had to do
00:58:45.920 all that. She probably watched that video back 10 or 15 times before she posted it. She probably did
00:58:51.000 multiple takes. If you were to check her camera roll right now, I guarantee there are like 30 of
00:58:55.380 those videos where she's going for just the right, you know, she had to repeat that 30 times.
00:59:00.480 And you might say that that makes the mental breakdown less enjoyable for the rest of us,
00:59:04.340 but I tend to disagree. You know, I, I for one appreciate the effort that she's putting into it.
00:59:11.180 It's the thought that counts. Now, uh, let me just say, uh, one more thing before we close out and
00:59:18.300 we've had our, our fun with these videos. Um, we've sipped from the chalice of leftist suffering.
00:59:23.860 We've satiated our thirst with the sweet nectar of liberal tears, but I do want to get serious
00:59:31.040 for just one moment and, uh, and offer a word of encouragement to these people.
00:59:36.060 Uh, it may seem funny to us, but they are truly worried that Donald Trump will be an evil dictator.
00:59:43.620 And I think it'd be irresponsible and frankly, pretty cruel of me if I didn't take a second
00:59:49.180 to reassure them on that point. Um, so, you know, in all seriousness, all jokes aside, um,
00:59:56.520 no, Donald Trump is not going to be an evil dictator. He's going to be a good dictator.
01:00:04.380 So don't worry. Yes, Trump is going to be dictator for life. When he dies, his throne will be passed
01:00:12.400 down to Baron Trump and the Trump dynasty shall reign for a thousand years. But it's all, it's all
01:00:17.980 for your own good. Is Trump going to take away all of your rights? Absolutely not. Not all of them.
01:00:26.700 You'll still have the right to agree with Trump and praise him always. Is Trump going to take away
01:00:31.400 voting rights from women? Again, no women will have the right to vote for, uh, whoever their husbands
01:00:38.580 tell them to vote for, which will always be Trump. Will Trump intentionally spray more CO2 into the
01:00:44.320 air to cause more global warming, melt the ice caps intentionally, raise global temperatures to
01:00:48.580 tropical levels? Yes, obviously it's only the coastal States that voted against him in this election.
01:00:54.180 And so now they must be drowned to pay for their sins. Um, the rest of us get to enjoy warm summer
01:01:00.980 weather all year round. So it's basically a win-win. So in that way, all of your fears are valid. And,
01:01:06.960 uh, this was all laid out in project 2025. Like you said, it was, it, it was all there. It's like on page
01:01:13.780 one, but it won't be as bad as you think. Trust me in a few months, you won't be complaining anymore
01:01:21.660 because you won't be allowed to. And, uh, I hope that makes you feel better.
01:01:29.520 So there it is. Those are the top four cancellations of 2024. Uh, the good news is that
01:01:35.520 2025 is a whole new year, an opportunity to cancel many more people and places and things. Uh,
01:01:42.900 I'll come out swinging after the new year, ready to, ready to cancel with abandon as I always do.
01:01:47.460 That is my solemn pledge to you until then have a Merry Christmas and a happy new year. See you in 2025.