00:00:00.000Today on the Matt Wall Show, John Oliver delivered an epically long monologue in defense of quote-unquote trans women playing in women's sports.
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00:01:31.380On his show this week, John Oliver decided to spend 45 minutes defending the idea that men, or trans women, as he calls them, should play in women's sports.
00:01:40.800The trans issue has destroyed the Democrat Party and utterly demolished the left's cultural and political credibility.
00:01:46.880But they can't let it go. Transgenderism is a religious conviction. They must stay committed to it, which is disturbing and bizarre and uncomfortable to witness, and extremely fortunate for Republicans.
00:01:57.420It's also, let's be honest, really funny.
00:01:59.780I mean, in fact, John Oliver's commitment to the transgenderism bit is, by far and away, his funniest routine.
00:02:05.960It is, in fact, his only funny routine.
00:02:08.460It's the one time that he lives up to his billing as a comedian, if unintentionally.
00:02:12.820So, today we're going to pick through Oliver's arguments for trans inclusion in women's sports.
00:02:19.900And in the process, we'll see how utterly vapid and hollow and deceitful John Oliver's whole shtick is, and how morally and intellectually bankrupt gender ideology is.
00:02:30.220And as one of the most morally and intellectually bankrupt people in all of media, it's no wonder that Oliver is so attracted to it.
00:02:36.800As we'll see, Oliver trots out all of the standard tropes in his desperate attempt to make gender ideology seem like it isn't insane.
00:02:44.720He blabbers for 45 minutes, hitting each talking point one by one, punctuated every five or six minutes with something that I guess is supposed to approximate a joke.
00:02:54.360But in this whole long diatribe, he never once addresses the core fundamental arguments of the other side, of the sane side.
00:03:04.080He never once acknowledges, much less makes any attempt to respond to, our actual point.
00:03:10.600Instead, all we get are the tropes, starting with this one.
00:03:14.720The issue of trans athletes has become very important to conservatives in general, and Donald Trump in particular.
00:03:21.560He talked about it at length in his address to Congress and signed an order titled Keeping Men Out of Women's Sports,
00:03:27.380which promised to rescind all funds from educational programs that allowed trans women and girls to compete.
00:03:32.100This issue is an obsession for Republicans.
00:03:34.880Last year, they spent over $116 million just on TV ads featuring trans athletes.
00:03:40.580And the relentless focus on this over the years has had a meaningful impact, with one poll showing more than 6 in 10 adults say trans girls and women should not be allowed to compete in girls and women's sports, including high school and youth levels.
00:03:53.840So he starts with the old, why are you so obsessed with this routine, as expected.
00:03:59.880He then says that this obsession by Republicans is the reason why 6 in 10 adults don't want men and women's sports.
00:04:05.960Now, the actual number is more like 8 in 10.
00:04:08.360But either way, he says that Republicans have waged a relentless propaganda campaign against trans people.
00:04:12.960And that is why so many Americans now agree with them.
00:04:18.300Oliver has this, of course, completely backwards.
00:06:54.500This entire subject did not exist until you guys brought it up and started obsessing over it.
00:06:59.400Those poll numbers you mentioned are not a result of our propaganda, but of yours.
00:07:05.580The fact that there are 40% of Americans, according to the poll you mentioned, or 20%, if you're using an accurate poll,
00:07:12.900who actually think that men should compete in women's sports is a result of the relentless propaganda from your side.
00:07:19.520The fact that it's not right now 100% of people against men and women's sports is a reflection of your propaganda.
00:07:26.580Again, if we'd asked this question 50 years ago, there would have been 100% of people on our side.
00:07:34.620But the question wasn't asked, and it wasn't asked because when 100% of people are on one side,
00:07:40.600it's not the kind of thing you even think to poll in the first place.
00:07:44.060Now, moving on, Oliver next does the thing he always does where he finds the weakest and most easily mocked version of the counter-argument
00:07:55.080and then frames the entire rest of his rant around that one single example.
00:11:46.160Well, first of all, John, how do you know that?
00:11:48.200I mean, there are many examples of mediocre male athletes who, after a while, after, you know, not succeeding against the men, suddenly discover their latent female identity.
00:11:58.580Leah Thomas is just one of many examples.
00:12:00.960How do you know that the fact that he could go from the middle of the pack to first by a mile isn't what motivated him to make the switch?
00:12:08.820You know, that trans sports scientist that we saw there says that the social cost of transitioning is too high.
00:12:15.320He says that he personally lost his marriage and his family when he transitioned.
00:12:18.900In other words, he willingly blew up his marriage and family for the sake of living out his fantasy of womanhood.
00:12:39.240So would they be willing to hurt female athletes for the sake of being affirmed?
00:12:44.080I mean, the argument seems to be that trans-identified people would never transition just to succeed in sports because they're too selfish for that.
00:12:54.340But I'm not sure that logic really tracks.
00:12:56.360And at any rate, none of this matters.
00:12:59.580None of this is even remotely related to the actual point.
00:13:04.060Okay, the reason for their, quote, transition is totally irrelevant.
00:13:11.280Nothing that John has said to this point, nothing even comes close to actually addressing our arguments.
00:13:18.360And that trend will continue with this next part.
00:13:21.320It is obviously true that, on average, cisgender men and post-pubescent boys have some specific athletic performance advantages, though the relative size of that advantage also depends on the sport and the event in swimming.
00:13:35.440For instance, male athletic performance advantage is roughly 13% in the 50-meter freestyle, but less than 6% in the 1,500-meter free, which is still clearly significant.
00:13:44.260But in general, there's a lot of overlap in the average performance ranges of men and women.
00:13:49.840Basically, it is not the case that any man is going to be stronger or more athletic than every woman.
00:13:55.220It's not the case that any man is stronger and more athletic than every woman, says John Oliver.
00:14:02.620And in saying this, he has expertly knocked down and dismantled an argument that literally no one on earth at any point anywhere has ever made.
00:14:12.960Nobody claims that every man is stronger than every woman.
00:14:18.080I mean, he would lose an arm wrestling contest against my 11-year-old daughter.
00:14:22.480It's true that scrawny, pathetically weak men do exist in the world.
00:14:26.720We're looking at one of them, but that's not the point.
00:14:29.280The point about athletic advantages is that, on average, men are significantly, not slightly, significantly stronger and faster.
00:14:37.620This is because men and women are built differently.
00:14:39.700Women, on average, have 20% less muscle mass in their legs, smaller fast-twitch muscle fibers, smaller lungs, smaller hearts, shorter legs, much more estrogen, much less testosterone, a lesser capacity to produce oxygen when they're exercising, exerting themselves.
00:14:53.140That's why a team of high school boys could beat the women's national team in soccer.
00:14:56.680It's why the top 10 male finishers in nearly every Olympic event always beat, always beat, always beat the top 10 female finishers in the same event.
00:15:05.400In fact, the top 25 or 50 or 100 male finishers will beat the top 10 females.
00:15:10.480It's why you could find hundreds of examples just like this one.
00:15:14.160Andrea Yearwood and Terry Miller, both males, finished first and second in the 55-meter dash at the Women's State Indoor Track and Field Championships in Connecticut a few years ago.
00:15:22.960Miller also finished first in the 300-meter.
00:15:25.400Miller won the gold with a time of 38.9 seconds.
00:15:28.440Second place was a full second behind him, which is a near eternity in track time.
00:15:33.500But if Miller had raced against the boys in the same event, he would have been about two seconds behind the guy who finished in 25th place.
00:15:44.180So to reiterate, his winning time against the girls would have put him far outside of the top 25 in the men's field.
00:15:50.880The worst guy on the men's track team can instantly become the best person on the girls' team.
00:20:55.280He doesn't see any problem with equating a destroyed male body to a female body.
00:21:02.460He doesn't see any problem with giving people supposed medical treatments that are designed to physically harm them.
00:21:09.080And he doesn't even really think that these treatments are relevant to the question of whether or not a trans woman is actually a woman or not.
00:21:14.960So that brings us to the argument that John has spent this entire diatribe studiously ignoring.
00:21:21.380The reason why our side actually opposes men in women's sports is, as I explained during the hearing in California last week,
00:21:29.920very simply, because men are not women.
00:21:35.320No matter how great or small their advantage, no matter if they've transitioned or not,
00:21:41.060no matter how they self-identify, men are not women.
00:21:45.660Again, the fundamental claim of the quote-unquote trans woman that he is a woman is false.
00:21:52.680It is objectively, scientifically, logically, empirically, in every way and from every angle, false.
00:21:59.160Now, if there was a 30-year-old adult who wanted to play in a t-ball league against six-year-olds,
00:22:06.400we would all, even John Oliver, I think, would tell him no.
00:22:10.880Now, but what if this 30-year-old was really unathletic?
00:22:16.520I mean, conceivably, there are 30-year-olds out there who are less athletic and maybe even weaker than six-year-olds.
00:22:23.380I mean, it's theoretically possible that could be the case.