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00:00:30.000Nearly a decade and a half after Disney purchased the rights to the franchise, it's now without any doubt time to write the obituary of Star Wars.
00:00:38.960And yes, plenty of critics have declared that Star Wars already died at one point or another, and many of them were probably right, but now there's no denying it.
00:00:47.880And whether you're a big Star Wars fan or not, which admittedly I'm not, it matters because the culture matters.
00:00:54.200When multi-billion dollar conglomerates ransack and murder parts of the culture, it's worth talking about.
00:01:02.320And we know that the murderous plot is now complete.
00:01:06.060Time of death can officially be recorded on the coroner's report.
00:01:10.260And we know that because the new Star Wars film, The Mandalorian and Grogu, is out in theaters this weekend.
00:05:04.260Please don't say it. Oh God, no. They all anticipate what Ray is going to say, like a detainee at a CIA black site who knows the waterboarding is coming.
00:05:33.760the sheer stupidity and predictability of the line0.99
00:05:36.080is overwhelming everybody in the theater.1.00
00:05:38.780They're hoping it won't happen, even though it's inevitable.
00:05:41.420And then after the moment finally comes, the revolt begins,
00:05:44.080and someone yells, I effing hate Star Wars.
00:05:46.820And right on cue, the orchestra kicks in,
00:05:49.000and you're informed that the film was directed by the one and only J.J. Abrams.
00:05:52.760But even J.J. Abrams, as talented as he supposedly is,
00:05:57.560couldn't direct an audience reaction video as good as this one.
00:06:01.120And it's a funny thing, because at the time,
00:06:03.300Everybody assumed that this was kind of rock bottom for Star Wars.
00:06:06.520After all, it's hard to get any worse than fans walking out of the theater and taunting your film in viral social media videos.
00:06:14.400But somehow, under the stewardship of Disney executives, Star Wars has been subjected to countless additional, even more extraordinary humiliations since the 2019 release of Rise of Skywalker.
00:06:24.140And now those humiliations, which we're going to talk about in detail, have finally brought the Star Wars franchise to the point that it's not even hated anymore.
00:06:33.400It's not despised. It's simply ignored.
00:06:36.840Here's a picture somebody uploaded of an early release midnight screening of The Mandalorian the other day.
00:08:42.300missing the thrills, surprises, challenges, addition of really anything of note to the
00:08:45.940franchise, not to mention a vested interest in seeing its characters grow and change.
00:08:49.940The Mandalorian Grogu is the most boring Star Wars movie yet. Variety raves, quote,
00:08:55.800an efficient adventure that only pretends to be a real Star Wars movie. It's basically the most
00:09:01.600positive thing anyone could say about it. Inefficient. It's efficient. If that's the
00:09:06.320best thing anyone could say about your movie is that it's efficient, then that's again a bad sign.
00:09:11.060Now, first of all, before we go any further, I have to ask, who exactly decided that The Mandalorian and Grogu is a good idea for a movie title?
00:09:20.880It might honestly be, without hyperbole, the worst title ever.
00:09:26.940I mean, from a pure aesthetic perspective, it's a nightmare.
00:09:53.740Imagine if they named the original films like this.
00:09:56.020You know, you'd have Star Wars, Luke and Leia.
00:09:58.280And maybe you'd have Star Wars, Han and Chewie.
00:10:00.620And then the grand finale, Star Wars, Darth Vader and Palpatine.
00:10:04.940It's a mystery why they didn't do it that way.
00:10:06.580And by the way, if you're going to have a character in your movie named Grogu, which you probably shouldn't,
00:10:11.060the worst thing you could do is put that character's name in the title of your film.0.83
00:10:14.500Grogu sounds like, it sounds like, it sounds like your least favorite dish that your Polish
00:10:19.520grandmother cooks. Now, Star Wars titles, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, even The Phantom0.99
00:10:25.060Menace, used to have a certain vibe. You know, they evoked a particular feeling. They sounded
00:10:30.440operatic and epic and fun. And now they just named the two main characters and that's it.
00:10:36.280Instead of bringing to mind an epic space opera, they bring to mind, you know, children's cartoons from the 90s.
00:10:43.740The Mandalorian and Grogu sounds like it belongs in the same pantheon as Pinky and the Brain, Ren and Stimpy, Cow and Chicken, except worse than all of those.
00:10:55.920Now, to be clear, as bad as that title is, there is a reason why they chose it.
00:11:00.020and it's entirely related to priorities like merchandising and brand recognition and algorithms
00:11:07.240and so on. That's the whole problem with Star Wars and most Hollywood films generally. They
00:11:13.020are constructed in corporate boardrooms by non-creative people who are trying to figure
00:11:19.600out how to monetize a brand. No good movie has ever been made that way or could be made that way.
00:11:28.540Good movies must originate from the creative inspiration of a single artist,
00:11:32.620but under Disney's leadership, that's not what happened with Star Wars.
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00:12:35.540When you go online, it can feel like you're in control of everything you do.
00:12:39.500You click on what you want, you watch what you want, you have a sense of autonomy.
00:12:42.700But sinister things are happening in the background, and any sense of privacy or independence you feel is actually a facade.
00:12:49.480Unfortunately, any time you go online, somebody is watching.
00:12:52.480When you log on, your internet service provider is tracking what you do, what websites you visit, how long you stay there, what you click on.
00:13:00.080Even in private browsing mode, a lot of people think private browsing means private.
00:13:04.880Well, it doesn't. Your ISP can still see everything.
00:14:44.200His only real contributions were, you know, a black stormtrooper, a few relatively uninteresting mysteries with no answers at all.
00:14:50.900He simply simply didn't have time to do anything else.0.79
00:14:53.900Or at least that's the official excuse.
00:14:55.660I mean, the truth is, based on J.J. Abrams' history in the industry, he probably would have copied A New Hope anyway, even if he had an extra decade to produce this film.
00:15:03.640We all remember Lost, which was the classic example of his storytelling, if you can call it that.
00:48:16.220They create based on their distinctive vision.
00:48:19.060And if their vision is brilliant and beautiful and their skills can match it, then their creation will be representative of no one's desires but their own and yet will connect with and inspire and fascinate billions of humans for centuries.
00:48:37.540Now, George Lucas obviously created something like that with his original series.
00:48:42.400He obviously created something that connected with billions of people for, if not centuries, decades.
00:48:52.140Disney used to create art like that decades ago.
00:48:56.740But they, along with most of the rest of mainstream Hollywood today, no longer create art that inspires and fascinates billions across generations because they no longer create art at all.
00:49:06.580Art is not something, again, that can be constructed strategically in a boardroom as part of a strategy to monetize your IP.
00:49:18.180No art has ever been made that way or could ever be made that way.
00:51:33.780Like, what you're doing is the same thing over and over again.
00:51:37.440Okay, just using the same formula and plugging in different characters and then throwing in some gender pronoun nonsense, throwing in a lesbian or a black person, that's not something new.