00:00:30.000Hot on the heels of the Boston Globe's viral expose on the lesbian bar in Massachusetts that descended into chaos over a COVID mask mandate in the year 2026,
00:00:40.280an outlet called Wired Magazine had just published its own contender for most entertaining news article of the year.
00:00:46.560I didn't think we'd get two contenders for that title, but we do.
00:00:49.620This is a genre that is really heating up lately, even though the formula is actually pretty simple.
00:00:54.060All you got to do is document the day-to-day activities of leftists who are attempting to do difficult things like live on planet Earth, and then hilarity inevitably ensues.
00:01:05.960For reasons that are not entirely clear, left-wing outlets like the Boston Globe and Wired Magazine are the ones publishing these stories, probably because their desperation for clicks outweighs somehow even their political considerations.
00:01:18.760You know, it's a brutal industry. So if you have to make fun of your own side, I guess that's a step that they're willing to take.
00:01:25.660Whatever the case, here's the headline that Wired Magazine has graced us with.
00:01:29.860Behold, what could be maybe the best news headline of the year, or again, it's in contention.
00:01:36.340It reads, quote, they fled Trump's America. Now they regret it.
00:01:40.620The Internet told them Europe was a social paradise.
00:01:43.340Turns out the trains are awful. The health care isn't free and people can be really mean.
00:01:50.920Yes, you heard that correctly. People actually fled the United States because Donald Trump was
00:01:55.240elected president. So it wasn't just a handful of celebrities like Ellen DeGeneres or whoever who
00:02:01.640bought timeshares in Greece or something. This was not a fake TikTok phenomenon, at least not
00:02:07.260entirely, real Americans actually left the United States when Kamala Harris lost the election.
00:02:14.180By one estimate, in the first quarter of 2025, when Trump took office for his second term,
00:02:18.940the number of U.S. migrants increased by 100% year over year. The U.K. saw more residency
00:02:26.120applications from the U.S. in early 2025 than they'd ever recorded since they first started
00:02:32.000keeping track of it in 2004. So there was a real, if statistically insignificant, exodus here
00:02:38.280totaling thousands of people. Some Democrats actually went through with this. It wasn't
00:02:45.280just an empty threat. They really did it. Of course, our only regret is that a lot more of
00:02:52.240them did not do it. And now, sort of like a child who realizes that Candyland is actually a pretty
00:02:57.980horrible place, you know, because a candy-only diet would kill you faster than eating nothing
00:03:02.720at all. For reasons that are beyond the scope of this podcast, we'll get into it some other time.
00:03:07.400These leftists are melting down in large numbers. They haven't been gone for very long, but they're
00:03:12.380already making their way back to the United States with their tails between their legs.0.73
00:03:18.260Of course, we shouldn't let these people come back. They effectively renounced their citizenship,0.99
00:03:22.440and we should act accordingly, but according to Wired Magazine, as of right now, many of these
00:03:28.960leftists are planning a return to the United States, and I guess they'll be allowed to come.
00:03:33.220We should pull the drawbridge up. Too late, sorry, but apparently we're not. So here's how
00:03:40.200the article begins. Quote, in the autumn of 2024, Annie was ready for something new. She was living
00:03:47.560in the southern United States when her husband received an unexpected job offer that would
00:03:52.420move them to a town just outside London. They were in their 20s with no kids. We wanted to take a
00:03:58.040risk, she says, while researching their new destination on Reddit, TikTok, and Instagram.
00:04:03.780Great places to go to research where you're going to live. Annie found Americans eager to explain
00:04:09.120how enchanting life in the British suburbs could be, all the benefits of a small town,
00:04:13.980just a short train ride away from one of the biggest cities in the world. The more she read,
00:04:18.300the sunnier her expectations about the UK's healthcare system, social culture, and European
00:04:23.100transportation system became. They moved before the end of the year, but the reality of life in
00:04:28.200the UK was dramatically different to what she imagined. There are huge misconceptions about
00:04:32.840access to quality healthcare standard of living. The quality of life is significantly lower than
00:04:37.760in the US, she said, citing the challenges she experienced with the National Health Service's
00:04:42.300maternity care, having moved while pregnant with her first child, as well as the lack of disposable
00:04:47.460income in Britain, thanks to lower salaries. Things in the UK that are considered luxury
00:04:51.920items are very common in America, like a dishwasher and dryer, she adds. Annie says
00:04:56.740she experienced a high amount of anti-American sentiment straight away. I found it particularly
00:05:01.520surprising how people feel so comfortable mocking my accent and culture, even in a workplace
00:05:06.300environment. She says the UK is very much a place of it is what it is. But as Americans,
00:05:11.400we're taught to always improve and strive for better things. Annie and her husband now have an
00:05:16.100exit plan for summer next year. So shocking. We're trying to decide on something as life-changing
00:05:24.520as moving to a new country, and they researched it on TikTok and Instagram. She mentions that
00:05:30.800a dishwasher and dryer are considered luxury items in the UK, which is true. As shocking as
00:05:36.540it might be for we Americans to consider, only around half of British households have a tumble
00:05:42.320dryer, while roughly two thirds have a dishwasher. And they mostly go unused because the owners
00:05:48.680can't afford the electricity to run them very often. But the bigger luxury by far is air
00:05:55.100conditioning or air con, as they call it in the UK. And I had to look up the statistics on this
00:05:59.780and double check them because it's truly hard to believe, especially as such an avid fan of air
00:06:04.760conditioning myself. It's my, as I said before, it's my favorite invention of all time. If I could,
00:06:09.860If I could only keep one invention of the last 5,000 years, it would be that.
00:06:15.520But in the UK, according to most surveys, only around 2% to 8% of homes have some form of air conditioning.
00:06:23.780And you can see the figures there, which are from a paper that was published by researchers at University College London earlier this year.
00:06:33.360This is not data from like 1947, which then it could be excused.
00:06:39.860Now, this is from like now. They cite seven different surveys and all of them show AC
00:06:45.080ownership between two and eight percent with one outlier at 19 percent, which is still shockingly
00:06:51.260low. This is despite the fact that this past summer, half of all homes in Europe were exposed
00:06:56.020to extremely high temperatures. And by some estimates, more than a third of typical homes
00:07:00.400in the UK are prone to overheating. This is from an article published in Politico earlier this year,
00:07:05.680Quote, cash-strapped Europeans are struggling to keep their homes cool as the continent's summers get hotter, a major new survey has found.
00:07:12.880More than 38% of the 27,000 respondents to a continent-wide poll published Wednesday said they couldn't afford to keep their house cool in the summer.
00:07:21.140While nearly 40% of well-off households invested in AC or fans, just over 20% of cash-strapped Europeans did the same.
00:07:26.900Nearly half of renters said they were unable to afford to keep their homes cool compared to 29% of homeowners.
00:07:31.840As a result, some 60% of tenants said they had felt too hot at home at least once over the past five years versus just over 40% of owners.
00:07:44.180So leaving aside the global warming propaganda, the fact still remains that these people are in sweltering conditions and don't have air conditioning.
00:07:58.160So I, you know, these are, these are the, apparently the privileges that we have as Americans that I can say that I, that's one type of physical discomfort I will not tolerate. I'm not going to be hot inside a building. As an American, I can't even conceive of that. You're hot inside a building? How is that even possible?
00:08:16.760turn the ac on you know this should be a problem we've eradicated like polio but but not in not in
00:08:24.480the europe this is a level of poverty that is truly foreign to most americans and if you listen
00:08:29.840to how they talk about air conditioning on the bbc which is the british state broadcaster it's
00:08:34.340like stepping into another dimension there's a lot of denial there's a lot of commiserating
00:08:39.540they're sweltering hot they're dying of heat they're sweating they're gross and they're trying
00:08:45.740to convince themselves that they're okay with it. And it gets very bizarre. Watch this.
00:08:53.180How did air conditioning become part of the culture wars? When you walk anywhere in the
00:08:59.960United States in the heat of the summer, pretty much any shop or building is chilly, freezing even.
00:09:07.240In the United States, air conditioning has become expected, not just in shops or workplaces,
00:09:13.280but also in homes. Nearly 90% of US homes have AC. But it's far less common in Europe,
00:09:20.500which has been experiencing record-breaking temperatures this summer, especially in France,
00:09:28.100where the question over whether to have air conditioning or not have air conditioning
00:09:31.660has sparked a pretty fierce political debate, which has reached boiling point.
00:09:36.280You sleep with your windows open because you most likely don't have air conditioning.
00:09:39.620And the feeling of being in Paris in the summer is the feeling of listening and hearing all of your neighbours and all the things that they're doing as you try to go to sleep.
00:09:49.700So sometimes they're cooking, sometimes they're arguing, sometimes they're snoring.