The Matt Walsh Show - July 03, 2019


Ep. 289 - Why Stay In A Country You Hate?


Episode Stats

Length

47 minutes

Words per Minute

181.06201

Word Count

8,620

Sentence Count

604

Misogynist Sentences

34

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary

Colin Kaepernick is offended by the flag. He thinks that it stands for racism and slavery. Well, at what point does he just leave the country in search of one that is not so racist and terrible? Also, a congresswoman says that it should be illegal to make fun of politicians. And some people online are pointing out that Kamala Harris is not African-American. Is that racist?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Today on the Matt Wall Show, Colin Kaepernick is offended by the flag. He thinks that it stands
00:00:04.440 for racism and slavery and all that. Well, at what point, and it sounds cliche to say,
00:00:08.960 but at what point does he just leave the country in search of one that is not so racist and
00:00:14.620 terrible? Also, a congresswoman says that it should be illegal to make fun of politicians.
00:00:20.060 And some people online are pointing out that Kamala Harris is not African-American.
00:00:25.220 It is racist, apparently, to point this out. But why would that be racist? We'll try to
00:00:29.860 figure that out today on the Matt Wall Show. Okay, a bunch of topics to cover before we
00:00:36.640 wrap things up for the week and get ready for the 4th of July. Remember, as we head into the 4th of
00:00:42.200 July, that it's important to keep in mind the top three most overrated 4th of July activities are
00:00:50.860 fireworks, parades, and sparklers. Now, I have kids, so my 4th of July is going to be consumed by all
00:00:56.020 three of those awful things. But if you can escape it, then I would. There are more worthwhile ways
00:01:02.960 to spend your time on a holiday, like drinking and eating. Do more of that. The thing with,
00:01:08.020 of course, as I've said before, with parades, a parade is just a festive traffic jam. You're just
00:01:11.720 basically watching a traffic jam with some of the vehicles dressed up in interesting ways.
00:01:18.920 Fireworks are fun to watch for about three minutes. I've never seen a fireworks display that could hold
00:01:25.500 my attention for more than three minutes because, you know, you see the first firework, you're like,
00:01:29.320 oh, that was great. And the second firework, it's like, oh, did you see that one? Of course I saw it.
00:01:34.920 I mean, I'm sitting in the dark and there's explosions. Of course I saw it. Yeah, it was good.
00:01:39.800 And then another one, oh, yeah, okay, good, nice. I think after that third one, though, it's kind of
00:01:45.060 like, okay, I get it. I mean, I get the point. I understand what you're doing here. Explosions in
00:01:49.780 the sky. Great. Can we go home now? So that's, that's what it is with fireworks. I would just
00:01:55.500 have more creativity this, this weekend. Think of more, think of more creative things to do with
00:02:01.680 your time. Speaking of the 4th of July, I want to begin with this Colin Kaepernick thing. We talked
00:02:11.500 about it briefly yesterday, just to recap, Nike recalled a patriotic American flag shoe after
00:02:18.960 Colin Kaepernick, who they're paying hundreds of millions of dollars to as a sponsor, even though
00:02:24.240 he's not an athlete and doesn't do anything anymore these days, after he complained and he said he didn't
00:02:31.360 like it. Now this is, this is obviously so self-evidently absurd and disgraceful, such a cowardly
00:02:41.220 surrender to political correctness that there's not a lot that can be said about it. Colin Kaepernick
00:02:47.800 reportedly felt that the flag, which is a Betsy Ross flag from the American revolution, he thought that
00:02:53.240 it somehow represents slavery. As I pointed out yesterday, well, if that's the case, then every,
00:02:58.140 pretty much every flag in the world represents slavery. At least every flag of every country 200
00:03:05.720 years old or older represents slavery because they all had slaves. But the one notable thing
00:03:13.320 about this, which is not very surprising, but at least it does kind of reveal the truth,
00:03:19.440 is that we finally see that Colin Kaepernick's kneeling stunt has all along been actually about
00:03:26.600 the flag. It's been about, it's been about hating the flag and about hating America. We were told for
00:03:31.980 years that it wasn't about that. We were told that the kneelers were not protesting the flag
00:03:35.760 or the country or the national anthem. Um, there was this viral tweet. I don't know if you ever saw it
00:03:42.280 got like 300,000 likes on Twitter last year. And it kind of summed up this defense. It said Rosa Parks
00:03:48.780 was not protesting the bus. Gandhi was not protesting the food. The colonists were not protesting tea.
00:03:53.780 Players are not protesting the flag or the anthem. They are protesting injustice. Okay. That,
00:03:59.540 and that's the, it's a protest of injustice. That's the slogan we kept hearing. The media said it,
00:04:05.340 um, LeBron James is one of the highest profile defenders of the anthem protests. He said the same
00:04:12.900 thing. Kyle, Colin Kaepernick, who started it all said that he was trying to call attention to,
00:04:18.200 to injustice also to what he calls police violence. Um, but it wasn't about the flag. They said
00:04:24.200 in case anyone was actually fooled by that. Now we know it was indeed about the flag. It was always
00:04:29.200 about the flag. Um, because now he doesn't want the flag on the shoe. So that, that can't be about
00:04:35.440 injustice. That's just about that. He doesn't like the flag. Colin Kaepernick does not like this
00:04:40.580 country. That much is pretty clear by now. He's rich and famous and he's free. And those are all
00:04:46.360 things that he probably would not be if he lived in any number of other countries, but his privilege
00:04:52.700 has made him bitter and he's free to be bitter and he's free to hate this country. But I think
00:04:57.820 he should be honest about where he stands or kneels as the case may be. Now, um, I wanted to make one
00:05:06.580 other point about this. We all, we, that's all the stuff that we've talked about yesterday. Um,
00:05:10.720 one of the, and I've seen this again online the last couple of days over this shoe thing.
00:05:20.320 One of the sort of cliched responses to this kind of issue, especially with respect to Kaepernick
00:05:25.640 is to say, Hey buddy, if you don't like America, you can get out. Right. Um, South Park did a whole
00:05:32.240 episode about the back when South Park was funny. They did an episode about that. And it does at this
00:05:38.180 point sound sort of corny and cliched to say it. And oftentimes people are wrong when they say it.
00:05:44.340 Oftentimes somebody will simply criticize American culture or American government or the laws or
00:05:50.340 whatever. Um, and then someone will respond with a get out line, but see, it doesn't work there
00:05:57.180 because why should I leave this country? Just because I think the culture of government can be
00:06:01.960 improved. Maybe I want to stay here and improve it. So there's nothing, there's nothing unpatriotic
00:06:07.480 about criticizing the country, uh, in and of itself, nothing unpatriotic about that. In fact,
00:06:13.840 to insist that you can't criticize the country is itself unpatriotic because that's one of the
00:06:19.400 things that sets us apart is that you can get up there and say basically whatever you want,
00:06:24.140 at least as it stands right now, although that's probably changing as it stands right now,
00:06:28.640 you can get up in public and basically say whatever you want about, uh, the state of things and,
00:06:34.680 and offer your criticism. That's what set us apart. It's a perfectly patriotic thing to do.
00:06:38.440 I think it was, uh, it was either Chesterton or Lewis who's, who made the point that,
00:06:42.820 you know, um, it's, it's not unpatriotic to criticize the country, just like it wouldn't be
00:06:49.200 unloving for you to warn your mother that she's about to wander over the edge of a cliff. It would
00:06:55.020 actually be unloving if you didn't. So in the same way, if you love this country, you are going to
00:06:59.620 criticize the things about it that are actually bad. But I do think the get out response is
00:07:10.400 appropriate. Sometimes, even if it's cliched, uh, there there's truth to it. And I think that's the
00:07:16.560 case with the Kaepernick thing. And here's the difference because it seems that Kaepernick
00:07:21.280 and many other leftists, such as the ones who want to tear down murals of George Washington and,
00:07:26.760 and Jefferson, it seems that their beef is with America's, um, it's with their America. It's with
00:07:35.480 America's current situation. Yes. But also with America's past, they think America is a fundamentally
00:07:42.600 racist country and that it's past sins stain it and will always stain it. Um, and that it's a country
00:07:49.540 that has no right to exist because the land is stolen, et cetera. In other words, they hate America
00:07:55.000 for things that cannot be changed. Um, we can't change the past. If you hate America for things
00:08:02.820 that can't be changed, then yeah, you really should get out. I mean, that, that actually is the only
00:08:10.840 logical response. And, and why wouldn't you want to get out if that's how you feel about it?
00:08:16.920 It's like, uh, like I said, the, the people who can't get over the fact that this country was
00:08:23.360 supposedly built on stolen land, which of course, by that logic, every country, uh, has no right to
00:08:29.820 exist because they're all built on stolen land, quote unquote. Um, the, the borders of countries are
00:08:35.440 not generally established through friendly discussion. And it's especially, they weren't
00:08:40.180 established that way in the past. Um, that's how, that, that's how the map looks the way it is now
00:08:46.020 all across the world. It's through fighting and dying. And, and, and, and that's just,
00:08:50.640 that's the way the world has worked. Um, there's America is not unique in that way, just like America
00:08:55.800 is not unique with slavery. But if you really think that America has no right to exist, that the land is
00:09:04.940 stolen, then why are you still here? I think it's a good question that I've never heard a good answer
00:09:12.280 to. Um, I would even say that you're morally obligated to leave the country. If that's how you
00:09:19.200 feel, the people say, Oh, I'm going to be proud in this country. We stole the land. It's fundamentally
00:09:24.500 racist. It was built on slavery. So we can't change, even if those things are all true, we can't change
00:09:31.400 it. Um, there's, there's nothing we can do. It's not like we can all work together to make those
00:09:36.900 things change. We can't go back into the past. We can't get into a time machine. So if you can't
00:09:40.940 get over that, if you hate the country because of it, um, if we can't even celebrate our history
00:09:45.440 because of it, if we can't have traditions and the real culture because of it in your mind,
00:09:49.980 then I think the only logical thing for you to do is just to leave and go to another country.
00:09:55.140 Now, like I said, wherever you go, you're going to inevitably end up in an area where there used to be
00:10:00.560 slavery. Maybe there still is depending on where you go, um, where, you know, the land was quote
00:10:05.700 unquote stolen. I mean, that's going to be the case wherever you go. But, um, I mean, if you're,
00:10:13.320 if you're blaming America, if you're pointing America out as this unique evil, then you must
00:10:19.300 not think that you must not realize that that must not be the way you see it. You must think that
00:10:25.400 there are places in the world where it's, you know, where they're not stained by any of these
00:10:30.300 things where it's all perfect. And well, then go to one of those places. And I think that would
00:10:36.440 work out best for everybody. It's just, it's the most logical and the most moral response.
00:10:43.680 Um, I, you know, I personally, people get upset when you hear these, uh, celebrities or whoever
00:10:50.260 threatened to leave the country. I'm not upset by that. By all means, you should leave. I would
00:10:55.820 actually have a lot of respect for somebody like Colin Kaepernick. If he said, you know what? I'm
00:11:01.160 fed up with this country. I hate it so much. Um, I'm gone. I'm moving to wherever I would have a ton
00:11:07.220 of respect for that. I wouldn't agree. Uh, I would think that you suffer from an extraordinary amount
00:11:14.680 of historical ignorance, but I would at least respect the follow through. And I would respect it
00:11:20.140 too, because you would be making a sacrifice because there are a lot of privileges. There's a
00:11:25.840 lot of comfort in this country that you're not going to find in other countries. And to give that
00:11:29.960 up in order to follow your convictions, even if they are somewhat twisted and misguided, I'd respect
00:11:35.640 that. But that's not what these people do. Colin Kaepernick remains in this country, living off the fat
00:11:43.500 of the land, uh, living off of the, the, the, uh, privilege and, and, and comforts that have been
00:11:51.000 established in his mind, established through oppression and evil and everything. And he, he takes
00:11:55.980 advantage of it. So he's way worse than any of the rest of us to actually see it that way. And yet
00:12:04.520 to stay here anyway, because, oh, well, I'm rich. Uh, that is, I mean, you'd have to be some kind of
00:12:10.520 sociopath. All right. Um, Democrat representative Frederica Wilson is, uh, not a very smart person.
00:12:24.680 And when I say that you might accuse me of making fun of Frederica Wilson, which I am,
00:12:29.780 but according to Frederica Wilson, I should go to jail for making fun of her. She, here's what she
00:12:35.520 had to say at a press conference yesterday. Watch this. Those people who are online making fun
00:12:42.700 of members of Congress are a disgrace. And there's no need for anyone to think that is unacceptable.
00:12:51.960 We're going to shut them down and work with whoever it is to shut them down and they should
00:12:57.420 be prosecuted. You cannot intimidate members of Congress, threaten members of Congress. It
00:13:05.460 is against the law. And this is a shame in this United States of America. Okay. A few things here.
00:13:12.600 Number one, this, this woman has not to continue making fun of her, especially if it's illegal,
00:13:16.360 but this woman has the most annoying voice I have ever heard in my life. Hands down. She sounds like
00:13:22.320 a cartoon character and she wears the hat of account cartoon character either also. Um, and she says
00:13:29.240 that people who make fun of members of Congress should be prosecuted. So she is very explicitly
00:13:33.440 coming out against the first amendment. Just so we're clear about what's going on here. That's she,
00:13:38.020 she doesn't believe in the first amendment. She wants, she wants us to repeal it basically,
00:13:41.760 because you would have to repeal it in order to make it illegal, to make fun of members of Congress,
00:13:46.940 especially when the first amendment exists, uh, in large part for specifically that to, to criticize,
00:13:56.660 make fun of whatever people in power. That's why we need the first amendment. So she's saying,
00:14:01.900 no, let's get rid of it. And, uh, she says, but she says, if I, if I heard correctly, she says
00:14:06.700 when referring to people making fun of Congress members, uh, she said, there is, there is no need
00:14:12.800 to think that it is unacceptable. So what does that mean? There's no need to think that it's
00:14:19.480 unacceptable. She's saying that it, it isn't acceptable, but she says there's no need to think
00:14:25.280 that it's unacceptable, which means that it is acceptable. I, I, I'm just, this woman is
00:14:32.140 babbling incoherently. Maybe what she meant to say is there's no need to think period that is
00:14:40.360 unacceptable. Maybe that's what she meant. There's no need to think period end of sentence
00:14:45.960 that is unacceptable. It's unacceptable to think. In other words, I think maybe that's what she was
00:14:51.880 trying to say, which if it is unacceptable to think, then, um, at least Frederick Wilson
00:14:57.080 is safe from any criticism in that regard. All right. Um, I said, we're going to, we're going to
00:15:03.360 blow through them today. Uh, try to get through as many as we can. Tucker Carlson did a great segment
00:15:08.360 yesterday. Um, and I want to play that segment for you, but before we do backing up, just to give
00:15:15.620 context here, there's been a controversy these past few days over an alleged birtherism
00:15:21.860 movement that has supposedly popped up around Kamala Harris. Um, people are claiming that Kamala
00:15:28.000 Harris is not a real African-American because she's actually half Jamaican and half Indian,
00:15:32.880 which she is. So it's true. Uh, it's, it's true. She's not African-American. She's Jamaica is not
00:15:40.740 Africa. Um, India is not Africa. So she's, she's not African. And that's simply a true statement.
00:15:48.980 It's not a conspiracy theory. Now the whole birtherism refers originally to the idea that,
00:15:54.980 uh, Barack Obama is, is not a, either not a natural born citizen or not a citizen at all,
00:16:02.000 depending on who you talk to. That was a conspiracy theory. It was also untrue.
00:16:06.380 Uh, he, he was a natural born citizen. Um, but this is true. So it's not a conspiracy theory.
00:16:15.320 It's just, she's not, it's not an insult. It's not racist. It's just a true fact. That's all.
00:16:20.480 Now this whole thing started with a tweet, a tweet from a guy named Ali Alexander, who after the debate
00:16:27.140 last week tweeted, um, and said, Kamala Harris is not an American black. She is half Indian and half
00:16:32.720 Jamaican. I'm so sick of people robbing American blacks like myself of our history. It's disgusting.
00:16:38.120 Now using it for debate time at Dem debate. These are my people, not her people. Freaking
00:16:44.240 disgusting. Then later he tweeted, your family does not descend from American black slaves. Stop
00:16:49.680 appropriating our history. It's why you have to remain vague lest your voters find you and your
00:16:54.520 family history out. Okay. Now if you caught it there, this man himself is black. He is African
00:17:02.720 American. So this began with a black guy saying, she's not really one of us. Uh, she's with different
00:17:13.160 ethnicity, different race, which is fine. Okay. Now when I'm reading Alexander, Ali Alexander's tweet,
00:17:20.320 I don't read that he's criticizing her race or something, or that he's saying anything racist.
00:17:24.900 He's just saying from his perspective, it seems to him that she is either explicitly or implicitly
00:17:34.260 trying to, um, uh, as he says, appropriate an identity that doesn't belong to her.
00:17:44.140 So given the fact that he's African American to say that this is a racist thing with Kamala Harris
00:17:51.520 is absurd. It started with a black man. He's the one at the forefront here. Now the media doesn't
00:17:57.680 want you to know that Ali Alexander is black and they really don't want you to know. And to
00:18:05.140 understand just how much they really don't want you to know, watch this, uh, from Wolf Blitzer on CNN.
00:18:10.080 President Donald Trump Jr. He deleted a post, a tweet, uh, that he had, uh, over the weekend.
00:18:16.200 Uh, he deleted this message. Uh, somebody else wrote Kamala Harris is not an American black.
00:18:21.960 She's half Indian, half Jamaican. Uh, Donald Trump Jr. Added on top of that retweet. Is this true?
00:18:28.340 Wow. And then he went ahead and deleted it. Uh, Kamala Harris's, uh, a mother was from India.
00:18:33.800 Father was from Jamaica. I don't know if you noticed that it was a little bit subtle.
00:18:38.180 They showed the screenshot of Trump Jr.'s tweet. Um, and which is, uh, apparently controversial.
00:18:47.280 But did you notice something strange about the screenshot in the screenshot? You see Trump's
00:18:53.360 retweet of Ali Alexander, but what's missing from it? Ali Alexander's photo is not in the,
00:19:00.660 now if you go and you retweet someone on Twitter, you're going to, you're going to be, um, retweeting
00:19:06.200 their, the text of their tweet along with their profile picture, their avatar, right? Um, CNN took
00:19:13.180 the time apparently to go in and edit it, remove Ali Alexander's face from the tweet so that nobody
00:19:22.400 would know that it was a black guy who originally said this. So really when, when, when Don Jr.
00:19:29.300 retweeted that, um, retweeted that, he was simply agreeing with, or not even agreeing, just sort of
00:19:37.080 reacting to something that a black guy had said about Kamala Harris. They don't want you to know
00:19:43.300 that because then it's harder to paint Donald Trump Jr. as a, as a racist. So they removed his,
00:19:50.220 his photo. That's, I mean, that is remarkable really. I know we're used to these underhanded
00:19:56.900 deceptive tactics, especially by CNN, but that goes several steps beyond what we usually see,
00:20:03.420 but it gets worse than that for CNN. The people who are saying, is she black enough? That's bull.
00:20:07.800 That's BS. But to, to, to want a distinction to say, is she African-American or is she black or is
00:20:16.720 she whatever that what's, there is nothing wrong with that. All she had to do was say, I am black,
00:20:21.820 but I'm not African-American. That's it. When she goes down her lineage, many Africans landed on,
00:20:29.300 in Jamaica and all these other Caribbean islands. So she could indeed be African-American mixed with
00:20:34.020 others, but she is not America, but she is a black woman. She was born here. Okay, well,
00:20:39.440 let's go into tech. So there you go. I mean, see, they, Don, first of all, is it really Don
00:20:47.660 Lamont? I thought it was Don Lemon. I've been saying Don Lemon. Is it really Lamont? Don Lamont?
00:20:53.180 How did I, or is that just something Tucker Carlson? I don't know. I don't, I get, you know,
00:20:56.900 I really don't watch CNN. Um, I just see these people's names written. So I, I always assumed it
00:21:02.520 was Don Lemon. Anyway, I guess Lamont sounds a little bit classier, I suppose. Um, but there it is,
00:21:08.980 you know, you've got Lamont slash Lemon himself making this point. And this is a point that, you know,
00:21:17.660 I mean, it, it, it goes without saying, but I'm going to say it anyway. If, if Kamala Harris was a
00:21:24.560 Republican woman, same ethnicity, Republican woman, and a black guy on the left made this point about
00:21:32.240 Kamala Harris, you would be racist for disagreeing with what the black guy is saying. Okay. If, if you
00:21:39.580 switch the ideologies around, then the, then the racist thing would be to not jump on the, the
00:21:46.440 birther bandwagon, uh, to defend Kamala Harris would be racist because then you'd be accused
00:21:52.780 of, Oh, is what are you defending? So you're claiming that, uh, uh, being Jamaican and being
00:21:56.840 African-American are the same thing. Like it's a, it's all the same. You're a racist. You're a big,
00:22:00.920 that's usually the racist thing to point out the distinction and say, well, Jamaica is not Africa
00:22:06.680 and it's not the same thing. That's to point out the distinction is usually the respectful
00:22:11.900 thing. And to deny the distinction is racist, but it's been flipped around now because of the,
00:22:17.380 because of the ideological makeup of the situation. All right, let's check in with the humorless
00:22:23.420 feminist scolds. Um, an article over on the website eater written by Jaya Saxena, not sure if that's her
00:22:31.700 real name or not, deals with the scourge of, um, of restaurants making jokes on their menus.
00:22:41.420 The, the headline is, um, my girlfriend isn't hungry. Menu items are thinly veiled misogyny.
00:22:49.420 And you know that when we're talking about thinly veiled misogyny, you know, it's going to be good.
00:22:55.700 So let me read a little bit of this, uh, article to you. It says it's become a trope that when a
00:23:02.980 heterosexual couple is out on a date, the woman might say she's not that hungry, but proceed to
00:23:08.420 eat some of the man's food. It seems innocent enough, but complaints that these girlfriends
00:23:13.180 must be pulling one over on their boyfriends to snag commitment-free nachos has proliferated to a
00:23:18.480 point where restaurants across the country are offering dishes and menus for the quote, not hungry date.
00:23:23.920 Mama D's in Little Rock, Arkansas is the latest restaurant to go viral for the menu addition.
00:23:29.560 The $4.25, my girlfriend is not hungry special gives you the option of adding extra fries,
00:23:34.820 wings, or cheese sticks to your already existing meal. In another light, it would be a lovely way
00:23:39.520 to offer couples a way to split food on the cheap, but it's framed as a burden. A man on a date must
00:23:44.300 endure for sex later. The ability to joke about her appetite on social media. Okay. First of all,
00:23:51.200 nobody ever said anything about sex. That's this person is throwing that in there. Mama D's isn't
00:23:59.200 the only restaurant to offer such a deal. Restaurants in Oregon and New York will double
00:24:03.520 your fries. Tangled Hickory in Wisconsin will double your fries and add extra onion rings. I'm
00:24:08.720 getting hungry right now reading this. One night stands in Calgary will double your fries and add
00:24:14.480 three honey biscuits for the girl who just wants biscuits and fries for dinner. And the tipsy coyote
00:24:23.120 in Scottsdale, Arizona has named their entire salad menu. My girlfriend's not hungry because no straight
00:24:29.560 man would deign to eat lettuce, which is, which is kind of true. Actually, let's start with the
00:24:34.120 acknowledgement that it's not a crime to just want three onion rings. Sometimes actually it is kind of
00:24:38.480 a crime. Who would only want three onion rings? I understand not wanting onion rings at all,
00:24:43.900 but if you're going to have three, I mean, that's it. No. Um, the idea that your girlfriend is
00:24:48.480 intentionally lying to you about how much fried food she wants is based in the men are from Mars
00:24:53.940 and Venus is complicated idea that women are always being coy about what they really mean.
00:24:58.600 And it's a man's job to decipher it. Well, that's kind of true though. I mean, women are often being,
00:25:03.300 I mean, with, with women, it's always like, um, um, um, well, you know, I didn't want to tell you,
00:25:09.100 I want you to just know, right. That's why men are always getting in trouble because, um, they do
00:25:14.320 something that the girl didn't want them to do. Uh, but the girl never said she didn't want the guy
00:25:20.060 to do it or, or they're not doing something that the girl does want the guy to do, but the girl never
00:25:27.940 told the guy she wanted it. And then, and then when the guy points out, like, why didn't you just tell me?
00:25:31.840 Then the girl will say, well, I just wanted you to know. And the reason now credit where it's due to
00:25:39.120 women here, the reason why women expect men to just sort of know intuitively what they want or don't
00:25:48.440 want is that women do have that ability with men. So I, I am convinced that there are times when my
00:25:56.960 wife can literally read my mind. Like she'll, she'll walk into a room and just, um, you know,
00:26:03.560 let's say I'm, I'm a little annoyed about something or something happened with whatever she'll, she'll
00:26:08.280 walk in, she'll immediately sense it. And not only sense that I'm off or annoyed or angry about
00:26:13.440 something, but she'll even know what, what it's about right away. So women have that ability, men
00:26:19.480 don't. And so that's the frustration. Women expect men to be able to do that. We can't do that.
00:26:24.580 We don't have that ability. So most of the time, if you want us to know something, if you want us
00:26:29.820 to do something, you just got to say it. That's all. I mean, it's really as simple as that. Just
00:26:32.840 say, Hey, will you do this? Or will you not do that? Anyway, that's what that's about. Um,
00:26:39.920 back to the article. Uh, let's see. But aside from the misogyny, there are many reasons why anyone
00:26:47.160 might snag some fries without ordering her own. Maybe she can't afford it or understands her partner
00:26:51.860 can't afford two full orders of fries and is trying to be nice about it. Maybe she just really wants a
00:26:56.820 salad, but because salads are great in their own right. And also one onion ring because onion rings
00:27:01.320 are also great. Maybe like many women, she struggles with disordered eating because we live in a society
00:27:06.360 that asks, asks women that women be chill enough to scarf down pizza, but also remain 110 pounds at all
00:27:12.040 times. And, uh, she's stuck in a damned if you do situation where her date will judge her no matter
00:27:16.980 what she orders. Okay. That's just not true. Um, men are not going to judge women based on what you
00:27:23.760 order. We don't, that's the thing. We really don't care. So when you're sitting at the restaurant
00:27:29.440 with your man and you say, Oh, what should I get? The man doesn't get whatever you want. He really
00:27:34.420 doesn't care. Uh, maybe if you're dating and he's paying for it, then he might care if you order the
00:27:40.720 most expensive thing on the menu. So maybe don't do that. Although even if you do that, he's not going to,
00:27:44.740 he's not going to let you know, he cares. He'll still pay for it. Um, but that's the only thing
00:27:48.620 we care about really is the price. That's actually, let me, let me back up and clarify.
00:27:52.480 The only thing we care when it comes to ordering food is just the price outside of that. Just get
00:27:56.320 whatever you want to get three chili dogs. If they're $3 a piece, get as many, get five of them
00:28:00.360 if you want. I mean, it doesn't matter really just whatever you want. It's totally fine. Um,
00:28:07.200 anyway, I'm not gonna, I could keep reading this, but I'm not gonna, you get the idea.
00:28:10.160 Um, I think, um, I cannot imagine writing like six paragraphs about a menu joke, but this is the
00:28:20.660 kind of pettiness that you find among feminists. Now, do you know where this joke comes from?
00:28:26.100 It comes from reality. It comes from real life, from lived experience. Women do in fact often claim
00:28:33.120 they aren't hungry and then proceed to steal your food. That's a thing. It happens. Uh, and in fact,
00:28:39.840 the whole reason the joke works is that it happens so often that people can relate to it. And that's
00:28:45.600 the problem with getting offended by a joke. If the joke works, if you can recognize it as a joke,
00:28:51.140 because people are laughing, then that means it's probably true. That's why it works. Jokes that are
00:28:58.440 based in, in unreality jokes that have no truth to them. Um, don't aren't, no one's going to laugh
00:29:05.960 because it just doesn't make any sense. So it's a joke. Does it tease women a little bit?
00:29:12.600 Is it giving women a little bit of a hard time? Yeah, sure. Uh, fine. Women are being teased.
00:29:17.020 It is, uh, women are, if you want to say it, the butt of the joke in, in some respect. Um,
00:29:22.560 and so what, who cares? Women can handle being teased. They can handle being the butt of the joke.
00:29:27.540 It's, it, I mean, it's, it's not a big deal. Most women can. Some women can't. Feminists
00:29:31.840 cannot. Feminists cannot handle jokes. They can, they, they especially cannot handle being the
00:29:36.160 butt of the joke. They just can't deal with it. But that's all the more reason to tell these jokes.
00:29:42.460 Because I mean, if someone could take a joke, then you should make jokes about them.
00:29:47.760 If someone can't take a joke, that's all the more reason to make jokes about them.
00:29:53.540 You know, there is something insidious here. We talk about how the left is ruining comedy
00:29:58.860 and, um, and they are because they're making it so that we can't joke about the realities and
00:30:06.720 idiosyncrasies of life and of each other. And the effect is, is more than just making restaurant
00:30:12.260 menus more boring. The thing is the reason we like comedy, the reason we like watching a standup,
00:30:19.600 you know, do his thing, give his act. The reason we like to joke about these truths about each other
00:30:26.020 about life and about our experience is that it's unifying. It brings us together. It's,
00:30:31.260 it's kind of a moment for, for all of us to look at each other and recognize the absurdity of
00:30:35.780 everything and just laugh about it. And that's why we enjoy it so much. Um, the joke that always
00:30:42.100 gets the biggest laugh from me is, uh, is if I'm watching a standup or I'm, I just, even I see some,
00:30:49.560 a funny tweet or something, the jokes that for me get the biggest laugh. And I think for most people
00:30:53.640 get the biggest laugh is when it's a joke about something, some personal quirk or whatever
00:30:59.160 that I thought was unique to me, or when someone makes a joke about another person or group of
00:31:07.260 people, or, you know, um, and, and I thought I was the only one who noticed that. And then I see
00:31:14.080 this joke and that will get the biggest laugh because you're saying, Oh, you know, other people
00:31:19.000 experienced this. I didn't realize that. I didn't know other people experienced this. Other people
00:31:22.240 thought like this. And that realization brings joy. It's a good thing. You laugh, you're happy about
00:31:27.580 it. Um, I think ultimately it makes you let feel less alone. I think that's what comedy does. It
00:31:32.980 makes us feel like we're not as alone in the world because there are other people who experience life
00:31:39.400 the same way that we do and have noticed, you know, it's like when you're walking around and you
00:31:43.460 see all this absurdity happening and you're thinking, am I the only one who notices this? Like this doesn't
00:31:47.760 make any sense over here. This is ridiculous over here. This is kind of stupid. And you think
00:31:51.680 you're the only one you feel alone. And then you hear someone make a joke about it. You think, Oh,
00:31:54.900 I'm not alone. Okay. Um, so the joke is not just funny, but it's, it's, it's, um,
00:32:01.760 encouraging in a way as well. You know, I've been around, um, cancer patients who joke with each
00:32:11.000 other, uh, telling very, sometimes very morbid, dark jokes about their situation. And, and that's,
00:32:18.680 that's pretty common people in very rough situations, sad situations, joking about it is
00:32:23.420 common. Why do they joke about it? Because it makes things a little less scary. It makes things
00:32:27.620 less lonely, uh, less sad. I think when you're sick, there are a lot of things about it that are
00:32:34.040 terrible. Um, the fear and the pain and everything, but there's, it's also very lonely because most of
00:32:41.220 the people around you are healthy and they're running around and doing their thing, living their
00:32:44.600 physically capable, healthy lives. And you just feel alone when you're around someone else in the
00:32:49.820 same situation, you kind of joke about your, now you feel less alone. That's what comedy is now.
00:32:53.980 Um, you know, when, when, when I talk about a joke on a menu is, is a small thing. It's like,
00:33:01.720 that's not really what I'm talking about. I'm just talking about comedy in general and jokes in general
00:33:05.820 and what the left is doing. Um, that's the point of humor and that's what the left wants to take away.
00:33:11.780 And they want to take away, especially the morbid humor, the dark humor, the so-called offensive
00:33:16.800 humor, the so-called sexist humor, uh, the humor that deals with race and ethnicity and identity
00:33:22.160 and all of those things. But those are the areas, those are precisely the areas where we need humor
00:33:27.400 the most. Uh, we need that unifying force, that thing that tells us it's not as serious as we
00:33:33.380 thought. I mean, those are when the people say, Oh, well, yeah, you could tell jokes. I mean,
00:33:36.440 never joke about race, never joke about, uh, the other gender. I mean, those are exactly the
00:33:41.280 things we should joke about. Those are, that's that, those are the funniest jokes, not because
00:33:45.500 it's mean or you're trying to hurt anyone's feelings, but just because it, it's just,
00:33:49.660 these are our, we all experience it. All right. Um, so that's, uh, that's feminism for you.
00:33:58.300 Let's move on to emails, mattwalshowatgmail.com, mattwalshowatgmail.com. Uh, this is from Maria says,
00:34:05.400 dear Matt, I have to disagree with your take on mini AOC, though. I agree that her parents are
00:34:10.300 messing up. I have an eight and 12 year old. They want nothing more than to become YouTube stars
00:34:14.600 because that's their generation's movie star. I made a couple of YouTube videos and they begged
00:34:19.080 me to be in them. And I've told them, no, I would argue that mini AOC's mom's failure is not in
00:34:24.100 putting the idea in her head, but by not protecting her from entering the public arena before she's old
00:34:29.360 enough to even form her own opinions. Appreciate your show and your opinions on issues. So I don't think
00:34:33.780 you do disagree. That's how, I mean, we're in agreement. Basically the basic point here is
00:34:37.200 that we shouldn't be, we shouldn't be using our kids to make political points. We shouldn't be
00:34:41.700 turning our kids into viral stars, um, at all, uh, especially not in a political context,
00:34:49.840 because then you're, you're guaranteeing that there's going to be even more hatred and vile comments
00:34:56.580 coming their way. Um, and you're just, you're, you're throwing them into a very volatile situation on top
00:35:01.720 of all the other problems with doing that. So I think we agree with that. I guess the only thing
00:35:05.780 you're disagreeing with is I said that no eight-year-old naturally wants to be, uh, a viral
00:35:11.660 video star. And what you're saying is, well, some eight-year-olds actually do want that, but as
00:35:15.640 parents, we're supposed to, of course, tell them no, because we're the parents. Maybe you're right
00:35:18.940 about that. Look, you know, my, I don't have an eight-year-old, as I said, my, my oldest are six
00:35:22.280 years old. Um, and there is a significant difference between a six-year-old and eight-year-old.
00:35:26.360 So I can say that my six-year-olds, the idea of being a viral star is like not even on their
00:35:32.060 radar. They wouldn't even know what that means. Maybe at eight, it becomes a little bit more on
00:35:36.160 a kid's radar. Um, but I will say that certainly with this girl, how she's a essentially a political
00:35:43.480 satirist, um, I can tell you no eight-year-old wants that. I mean, no eight-year-old even knows
00:35:48.720 what political satire is or understands it. Okay. There's just, I'm sorry. There's no eight-year-old
00:35:54.000 smart enough to understand political satire. Most adults don't understand it. I, I write
00:35:59.260 satirical pieces myself and the majority of adults are, are these days are too stupid to
00:36:03.960 understand satire when they see it. Uh, kids, even if they're not stupid, but very smart,
00:36:07.900 which I'm sure this girl's very smart girl. Um, at eight year old, eight years old, they just
00:36:11.460 don't, they, they don't, they don't, they don't get it. They don't understand it. So she doesn't
00:36:16.200 understand what she's doing. She doesn't get the humor herself. Um, she can't, she's eight.
00:36:22.460 All right. Uh, from Brandon, uh, Matt, I love the show. My question was regarding religion.
00:36:30.220 I've always been a Christian by default as I've never grown up practicing religion, but my family
00:36:35.180 would go to church on special occasions. My question is, do you take all stories in the
00:36:38.920 Bible? Literally? I've been having issues with my faith because I want to believe all of it,
00:36:43.080 but I have trouble when it comes to fully believing stories that involve talking snakes. Well, you're
00:36:48.560 going to get me in trouble. Uh, Brandon, we've, we've talked about this in the past. My view on
00:36:54.720 it is not a secret. Um, although I guess if you didn't watch the show months ago, maybe it is a
00:37:00.860 secret. I don't, well, let's establish a couple of things. First of all, nobody takes the entire
00:37:08.440 Bible. Literally, that would not make sense to say that. Oh yeah, I take it all literally. Well,
00:37:13.000 what, what, what does that mean? I mean, because there, there are things in the Bible. The Bible
00:37:17.380 is a collection of, um, many different books of many different genres. They're not all the same
00:37:24.800 genre. The entire Bible is not just a story. Um, there are, you know, there are Psalms,
00:37:33.000 there are lamentations, uh, there's the wisdom literature, you know, there's, there's exhortation,
00:37:40.020 there are epistles, uh, there are, you know, teachings, uh, commandments. I mean, there are
00:37:45.880 all kinds of things like that, which don't really qualify as stories in my mind. And among those
00:37:51.680 things now, something like a commandment, a direct instruction where God is saying, do this or don't
00:37:57.360 do that. Well then, yeah, we take that literally. I mean, that's, that's the perfect example of a
00:38:00.520 thing you do take literally. Right. Um, but something like a Psalm, I mean, what does it mean to take
00:38:06.340 the Psalms literally? Well, nobody does. It doesn't make any sense. It's poetry by definition.
00:38:11.720 You don't take poetry. Literally there's truth there. So you do get at the truth. But when you're
00:38:17.420 taught, when you're reading, if you read poetry, literally, you're reading it like a robot.
00:38:22.200 And then if there's a, if there's a metaphor or something or, or imagery, it's like you're,
00:38:26.560 you try to take it literally, then you're not, you're just not reading it like a human being.
00:38:30.940 Uh, Jesus tells parables. Of course we don't take the parables literally in the sense
00:38:36.220 that when Jesus tells a certain parable, whether it's about the prodigal son, uh, or, or any other
00:38:41.300 parable, uh, or the, you know, the good Samaritan, he's not, um, trying to say that, that this thing,
00:38:49.500 this event actually happened, like there really was a prodigal son, but there's a point to the story,
00:38:56.740 a message that we're meant to understand. Um, so that's the first thing.
00:39:03.200 And then related to that, we, we just, when we're looking at any particular part of the Bible or any
00:39:12.020 particular story or passage in the Bible, if we want to understand how we are to take it or read
00:39:18.800 it, then the first thing we have to do is figure out what genre is it. So, as I said, the parable
00:39:25.580 genre, that's a whole genre. So we read a parable, we know, and we recognize, okay, this is a parable.
00:39:29.640 We don't take it literally. We are looking for truth. We're looking for a message. We're not
00:39:33.080 taking it literally. Um, we recommend, we read the Psalms. What genre? Well, this is, this is poetry.
00:39:39.320 Okay. That's the genre. The question then is the book of Genesis. What genre is it? What is,
00:39:46.460 what's the genre? That's the question. Now I'll tell you the answer to that question. I, I can't tell
00:39:53.600 you for sure. I don't know. Um, that's, that's the, that's, that's my answer. I don't know exactly.
00:39:58.700 I'm not going to pretend that I can sit here and tell you, um, with a hundred percent certainty,
00:40:05.700 uh, how we are to read every part of the Bible. I'm not going to tell you that I understand every
00:40:12.160 part of the Bible. I don't. The book of Revelation, that's a, that's a whole genre I forgot about.
00:40:17.040 Apocalyptic literature. Okay. There's another great example of a genre that we don't take literally.
00:40:22.540 Now the book of Revelation there, that's obviously there's, there's truth there. There's a message
00:40:28.560 we're meant to understand, a message we're meant to take away from it. But you, of course you don't
00:40:33.820 read Revelation totally literally. I don't, you know, most adult Christians who are grownups
00:40:39.160 don't actually expect that literal horsemen, you know, guys on horses are going to come out of the
00:40:45.120 sky. Um, that is, there'd be no reason for that. It would, it would be, you know, that would be God
00:40:50.500 to sort of, it'd be like theatrics. I just, it would, what, why do, why do you, if you have,
00:40:55.100 if you have beings in the sky, why do they need to be on horses? It just, it would be just,
00:40:58.780 you know, theatrical. Um, which there's no reason to think that that's literally what's going to
00:41:05.620 happen. But the, the horsemen are meant to represent something. And so we're supposed to
00:41:09.940 understand what they represent and it's being communicated to us using this sort of imagery
00:41:15.840 because it makes us, it sticks in our mind more. And also I think because with something
00:41:20.460 like apocalyptic literature, the end of the world, these are concepts that are beyond us
00:41:25.040 anyway. And so if, if, if, um, the Holy Spirit were to inspire someone to write about the end
00:41:32.080 of the world in a totally literal way, we wouldn't understand it. It'd be total nonsense to us because
00:41:37.840 it's beyond us. And so instead, especially when we're dealing with concepts that are beyond
00:41:43.140 our comprehension, that is especially when imagery and parable and, uh, and metaphor and all this,
00:41:50.880 that's especially when those come into play. And I think that's why Jesus used parables a lot
00:41:55.760 because as Jesus, he knew, knows that, um, that we are very limited in our cognitive abilities.
00:42:05.600 And so he uses, he, he, he, he expresses these ideas, um, in a way that we will understand and
00:42:15.260 also a way that will just stick with us. Again, the story of the prodigal son, that's a story
00:42:21.100 everyone remembers. If Jesus had just said in a very literal way, Hey, listen, if you, if you go out
00:42:27.040 and you sin and you, and you stop sinning, God will forgive you. Well, if he had just, and he did say
00:42:31.420 that in a literal way many times, but all the times that he said it literally, the thing that,
00:42:36.620 that we all remember the most is that story, because that's just how we are. That's how our
00:42:40.300 minds work. So we think about the genre, um, going back, I'm babbling now. Um, what, what is,
00:42:46.120 what's the genre of Genesis? Well, that's the question. My, my answer again is, I don't know exactly.
00:42:50.980 Um, I can, uh, but, but I think that the answer probably is that, that Genesis is not a,
00:42:59.820 especially the first, um, few chapters of Genesis, the creation, creation account is not literal.
00:43:07.420 And, uh, I mean, I've done a whole show on this. You can go back and watch that show.
00:43:11.000 There are many reasons why I think that, um, one of those reasons, not the only reason,
00:43:14.780 but one of those reasons is that when we look at the science, it's just, we know,
00:43:21.100 we know for a fact that that is not how that is not literally how the world came about.
00:43:26.540 Just like there are passages in the Bible, which in a literal sense seem to indicate that the,
00:43:33.800 the earth, that, um, the sun orbits the earth. There are passages, there are several passages
00:43:38.120 of the Bible. If you read literally, that's what it would seem to indicate. There are also passages
00:43:43.300 that would seem to indicate literally that the earth is flat. Now we know that that is not true,
00:43:49.100 that that's not the way it is. And so we have to interpret those, uh, Bible passages,
00:43:56.180 with the, uh, the reality of the situation in mind, in light of reality, we have to interpret
00:44:01.560 those passages. There was a time when a lot of people didn't know that the, the earth orbits
00:44:07.980 the sun. Uh, and so they read those passages and they thought that those passages, you know,
00:44:13.360 affirmed the truth that the sun orbits the earth. Once it became clear that that's not the case,
00:44:19.500 we had to go back and say, okay, well, I guess we were wrong with our interpretation of those
00:44:23.060 passages. We can't cling to our old interpretation when the reality is right in front of us.
00:44:27.420 It's just, you can't get around it. Uh, so to speak pun intended. So I think it's the same thing
00:44:32.960 with, um, with the creation account. It's just the, the seven day, 6,000 year old earth. It's just
00:44:37.480 the science. I'm sorry. The science doesn't work. And, and I, there are, I know there are people,
00:44:40.840 there are supposed, uh, Christian scientific authorities who are not authorities who will claim
00:44:47.640 otherwise, and they'll throw a lot of statistics and facts out at you, but they're, they're just,
00:44:51.820 they're, it's not true. Um, doesn't work. So that's how I would look at that. All right. Um,
00:44:58.220 and I can look forward now to many angry emails from Jacob. This says, Hey Matt, I'm a student at
00:45:07.120 Utah state university. And because I'm getting closer to graduation, there are some upper level
00:45:11.380 classes. I have to take certain attributes. I'm taking a class called perspectives on race because
00:45:16.760 it fulfills two attributes in a single class, which is nice. However, this week we were given an
00:45:21.080 assignment called the privilege activity where we are asked a series of questions. And based on our
00:45:26.220 answers, we will tell us how privileged we are compared to our classmates. Along with the activity,
00:45:31.520 we were given a blog to read about white males and how white males have it the easiest of all people
00:45:35.660 because of their supposed privilege. I'm not mean or vile or even that big of an idiot, but more and
00:45:40.440 more I'm trying to understand why my status as being white and male and straight has made me the enemy
00:45:44.640 of all people just wondering about your thoughts on this and hope that you get a chuckle reading
00:45:48.380 the questions. Uh, I, I wish I could say I get a chuckle out of that. It's more just Jacob. I,
00:45:54.100 you know, you're, you're, you're, I don't know how much money you're spending going to Utah state
00:46:00.440 university. And, uh, I'm not saying you're wasting your money. I mean, hopefully you have a plan and
00:46:05.280 you'll go out and use that degree. I'm sure you will. A lot of people do, but I mean, if I was you,
00:46:10.580 I'm sure it already does, but it would tick me off that I'm paying all this money to go to this
00:46:15.380 school and this is what you're wasting my time with a privilege activity. I'm reading a blog by
00:46:20.960 some, what by some liberal to lecture me about racism. This is what you wait. Like this, this
00:46:28.960 useless propaganda. Okay. Give me useful information. Um, this, this doesn't count. So it's just a total
00:46:37.940 waste of money. And, uh, it is also a lie of course. And so it ticks me off and we will leave
00:46:43.920 it there. Um, hope you guys have a great 4th of July. God bless America and Godspeed.
00:46:51.280 Hey everybody. It's Andrew Klavan, host of the Andrew Klavan show. Here is a surprising thing.
00:47:08.960 The left virtually owns all the most powerful means of communication. And they're using that
00:47:13.360 to constantly sell sexual malfeasance, racial division, and self-lacerating anti-Americanism.
00:47:19.160 You would think at this point, the public would be utterly convinced, but instead people are
00:47:23.760 beginning to turn away. This is a great time for conservatives to offer a 21st century version
00:47:29.360 of the founding ideals of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. We'll talk about it on the
00:47:34.440 Andrew Klavan show. I'm Andrew Klavan.