The Matt Walsh Show - August 29, 2019


Ep. 321 - Jokes Aren't Allowed To Be Funny Anymore


Episode Stats

Length

44 minutes

Words per Minute

168.26573

Word Count

7,553

Sentence Count

519

Misogynist Sentences

22

Hate Speech Sentences

15


Summary

Jeffrey Epstein was a global sex trafficker with damning information on very powerful people. He was taken off suicide watch and then broke his own neck with a bed sheet while his two prison guards slept and two cameras outside his cell simultaneously malfunctioned.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Okay, so now we're told that the two cameras outside of Jeffrey Epstein's cell on the night
00:00:06.540 that he killed himself malfunctioned on the very night of his alleged suicide. Reuters is
00:00:11.820 reporting this now. The cameras are being sent to the FBI to investigate. Why did they both
00:00:16.220 malfunction? I'm not sure why they're being investigated. I mean, there's nothing suspicious
00:00:21.520 here at all. This is very, I have been repeatedly informed, repeatedly informed that it's ridiculous
00:00:29.700 and irresponsible to engage in conspiracy theories about this. There's nothing to see here,
00:00:38.020 really. It's just a totally normal thing. There's no reason for any conspiracy theories.
00:00:43.020 Epstein was a global sex trafficker with damning information on very powerful people who was taken
00:00:49.640 off suicide watch and then broke his own neck with a bed sheet while his two prison guards slept and
00:00:53.900 two cameras outside his cell simultaneously malfunctioned. I mean, there's nothing weird
00:00:58.140 about that. Why would you get suspicious? It's, it's, it's, it's all this kind of thing happens
00:01:03.980 every day. All right. If I had a dime for every time this kind of thing has happened, I would have
00:01:11.180 enough money to buy a piece of hard candy in 1950. I mean, what's the other option here? Honestly,
00:01:17.080 what, I mean that it's either all this stuff is a coincidence and he killed himself. Um, so that's
00:01:24.860 the logical option or what, that one of his extraordinarily powerful child rapist friends
00:01:30.760 arranged for his murder in order to cover their tracks. Come on. Does that sound like the kind
00:01:36.680 of thing a child rapist would do? Let's be real about this. You know, he happened to have a lot
00:01:41.880 of friends who, again, very powerful, very wealthy, politically connected. They rape children. Um,
00:01:47.940 and so, but does that mean that they would then do something as horrible as killing Jeffrey? I mean,
00:01:54.740 just think about it for a second. Let's not be absurd about this. Besides killing a witness
00:02:00.560 who might testify against you. Now that never happens that that's except for in Hollywood movies.
00:02:09.520 All right. So yeah, you've seen movies where they do that, but that's, that's Hollywood stuff.
00:02:13.220 That isn't real life. Okay. It's not like they have entire programs like witness protection,
00:02:17.700 um, in place specifically because this sort of thing happens all the time. No, no, no, no,
00:02:22.100 that's, that doesn't exist either. I got news for you. That's, that's all in the movies.
00:02:26.840 It is way, way, way more likely that the jail just happened to coincidentally transfer Epstein's
00:02:32.620 cellmate to a different cell and take him off suicide watch while his guards coincidentally fell
00:02:36.580 asleep and the cameras all coincidentally malfunctioned right as Epstein was breaking his own neck in
00:02:40.440 multiple places with a bed sheet tied to a bunk bed. That's way more likely than that. You know,
00:02:46.900 some powerful friends paid off a couple people and arranged for his murder. I mean, what thing about
00:02:51.140 which requires more? I just, just stop. Okay. Be reasonable. That's all. That's all I'm going to
00:02:59.520 say about this. Tired of all the conspiracy theories. All right. Um, there's a lot of other things to talk
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00:05:08.240 the conspiracy theories about Jeffrey Epstein, um, I want to, uh, let's, let's, let's begin by talking
00:05:15.060 about this Dave Chappelle thing. As you've probably heard, Dave Chappelle has a new comedy special
00:05:21.480 standup special out on Netflix came out on a Sunday night or Monday, I believe. And it's generated quite
00:05:26.760 a lot of, of outrage from the woke mob, quite a lot. Now they're outraged about everything all the
00:05:32.900 time. They're in a perpetual state of constant outrage, of course. Uh, so it all sort of bleeds
00:05:37.020 together, but this has been even more heightened than usual. And why are they upset? Well, because Dave
00:05:42.420 Chappelle is, um, not attempting to be a progressive comedian, uh, he's just a comedian and he tells
00:05:52.420 jokes and he tells stories and he gives his opinion without any concern for how it will be received or,
00:05:59.040 or whether people will agree. Um, and these days that's enough to make you public enemy a number
00:06:06.500 one. That's a, that's enough to, to, uh, put you in the metaphorical crosshairs. That's all,
00:06:10.720 that's all it takes. And the other thing about Dave Chappelle in this special and in general is
00:06:16.880 that he actually goes after sacred cows, um, in our culture. I think there are a lot of comedians
00:06:24.000 who get credit for being brave and for saying things other people won't say, but then when
00:06:29.300 you actually listen to them, they're saying the same stuff everybody says and what they're in their
00:06:33.480 comedy is very, very safe. Uh, it may ruffle feather feathers, but it's not going to ruffle.
00:06:38.880 It's going to ruffle the right people's feathers. In other words, it's going to ruffle the feathers
00:06:42.420 of people who can't, can't do you any harm. Uh, Chappelle doesn't do that. I mean, he's going after,
00:06:48.220 he spends time in, uh, this comedy special, uh, talking about the, the LGBT camp and he goes into an
00:07:02.580 extended riff on it. Now, progressives will tell you that, well, that's not brave at all. That's,
00:07:08.100 that's, that's punching down. No, it's not. It's, it's really not. That's the kind of thing that
00:07:13.240 ruins people's careers. That, that is the unmentionable that that's, that's the unspeakable
00:07:17.900 stuff. You're not allowed to do that anymore to tell jokes about the LGBT folks. You're, you can tell
00:07:23.180 jokes about anybody else, but not them. I mean, anyone out there, they're the ones you're not allowed to
00:07:28.700 touch anymore. And, uh, and that's the fact, but he does. And so that, that takes courage,
00:07:34.120 whether you agree or not, it doesn't matter. And this is part of what comedy is supposed to be.
00:07:38.360 If you, if you, as a comedian, if you identify an area that where it seems like people aren't
00:07:45.100 allowed to tell jokes or you identify a group that people aren't allowed to joke about, then you joke
00:07:49.840 about it for that reason, simply because you're not allowed to. That's part of what, what, that's part
00:07:56.320 of the service that comedians provide historically. Now I watched the special myself. I'll say that,
00:08:01.700 um, I'll say that the, the special is outrageously inappropriate and offensive. Um, he makes a
00:08:10.140 number of very off limit jokes. The humor is very dark at certain points. He jokes about things that,
00:08:17.100 that, uh, you're not supposed to joke about. Um, it could get very morbid at other points.
00:08:22.600 And it's, it's also hilarious and it's brilliant. And I think that it's the most important comedy
00:08:26.960 special of the last 20 years easily. Um, I think it's, it's, uh, it's historic in some ways,
00:08:33.860 not to overstate it, but, but just that in, in, in being a sort of broad side against PC culture,
00:08:42.500 um, that's what makes it important. And I don't say that because I agree with everything he said.
00:08:50.020 I don't, I disagree, I disagree strongly with some of it, but, but, but who cares? Okay. I don't watch
00:08:57.700 comedy, um, so that I can agree with it. That's not the point. That would be a very boring reason to
00:09:05.040 watch comedy to sit down and, and, you know, watch a comedy routine simply because you want to hear
00:09:13.960 your own opinions spouted back to you. Okay. That that's what cable news shows exist for.
00:09:20.780 Unfortunately, that's not what comedians are supposed to do, but that's apparently why many
00:09:25.740 leftists watch comedy. And that's why they hate Dave Chappelle now. Um, and there've been a lot of
00:09:31.440 long think pieces in left-wing publications about how terrible it is and so on. Let me read just one
00:09:37.160 example. This is a review in vice about, of the Dave Chappelle special. Um, I'm not going to read
00:09:43.420 the whole thing. I'll read a few bits and pieces of this. Uh, and it begins, you can definitely skip
00:09:52.220 Dave Chappelle's new Netflix special sticks and stones. You can, so we're giving, thankfully vice is
00:09:59.120 giving us permission. They're saying you can skip this one. Not just you can, you, you must
00:10:04.660 is this is permission, but also at an instruction. You're not, this you're not allowed to find funny.
00:10:11.640 This is not funny. Um, but, uh, then it's good goes on the comedian doubles doubles down on misogyny
00:10:19.100 and transphobia in both the special and the hidden bonus scenes that follow. Dave Chappelle made a return
00:10:25.000 to Netflix Monday with a new standup special sticks and stones. Fans quickly realize that if you watch
00:10:29.820 until the very end, the special has a secret epilogue called the punchline where Chappelle
00:10:33.720 answers questions from audience members who want, who want to, who went to his separate, uh, Dave
00:10:38.560 Chappelle on Broadway standup show last July. The special takes the comics anti-wokeness stick to a
00:10:44.380 new level. And the whole thing is repetitive and exhausting enough that it's a slog to even make it to
00:10:48.980 the Q and a, um, uh, at one point, his routine, he says, he doesn't believe Michael Jackson molested
00:10:56.760 young children this time, which I disagree strongly with that. But again, that's not why I'm watching
00:11:02.520 a comedy special this time. Those jokes included, um, asking the audience how funny it would be if he
00:11:07.920 was actually a Chinese person stuck inside a black man's body. And that would be kind of funny, which
00:11:13.060 you guessed it also included a racist impression of a Chinese person. He also find which, which can I
00:11:19.160 stop right there? Um, it's not racist because Chinese is not a race. Uh, he also found time to
00:11:26.460 defend fellow controversial comedians, Kevin Hart and Louis CK, painting them as victims of an
00:11:31.040 overzealous call out culture. Can I just, I just want to stop here again. Uh, to call Kevin Hart,
00:11:36.620 a controversial comedian, Kevin Hart. He's, if, if that's what qualifies as a controversial comedian,
00:11:47.540 then, uh, and, uh, the word contra controversial just has no meaning by the time the Q and a plays
00:11:55.900 at the end of the special Chappelle has already shown his unapologetic approach to courting controversy.
00:12:00.100 His answers put that into even stark review. Um, uh, uh, to talk about transgender people.
00:12:08.580 Chappelle has always been a daredevil comedian willing to take a controversial stance or downplay a
00:12:12.760 serious controversy for laughs, including how dare he? I mean, he's, he's, he's, he's downplaying
00:12:19.600 controversies for laughs. That's not what comedians are supposed to do. You're telling me he's out
00:12:25.460 there trying to get laughs. How dare he? Uh, but now he chooses to blatantly ignore the historic
00:12:33.100 criticism against his style of comedy and new loud and clear criticism from the trans community.
00:12:39.160 His approach comes off like a defiant rejection of change at any cost. And he keeps going down
00:12:44.940 this path, drawing attention to the worst aspect aspects of his important career. The biggest cost
00:12:49.620 will be tarnishing his own legacy. I mean, he's, he's up there ignoring the credit. We have
00:12:55.080 clearly told him that he stopped. He's supposed to stop saying these things, but he keeps saying
00:13:00.880 them. He's ignoring us. I mean, he was criticized by the trans community and he hasn't stopped.
00:13:09.540 This is outrageous. This is what I, these people, uh, leftists, they, they really, I mean,
00:13:19.300 if they, they, they can't wrap their head around, if they tell you to stop saying something or that
00:13:27.860 it is, it's offensive and you keep saying it, they just, they can't even get their head around it.
00:13:32.300 They're, they're like, what? You can't do this. We don't like it. Um, oh, and here's a,
00:13:38.940 here's a good bit from a Buzzfeed article titled Dave Chappelle's new Netflix special is unnecessarily
00:13:44.300 offensive. Um, he says Chappelle still wants it both ways. He is willing to address criticisms of
00:13:53.160 his earlier sets that were more flagrantly lazily anti-trans, but not actually apologize or admit to
00:13:59.800 changing his mind or express any meaningful empathy. In his 2017 special equanimity, he talks
00:14:06.140 about receiving a letter from a white trans fan who received his, who criticized his transphobia
00:14:10.940 using the remark to essentially make more tired anti-trans jokes. And in a surprise epilogue to
00:14:16.260 sticks and stones, he tells another story about Daphne, a trans woman who attended several of his
00:14:20.440 sets in San Francisco. They chatted at the bar and Daphne thanked him for normalizing transgenders.
00:14:25.620 The audience at radio city music hall where Chappelle told a story applauds loudly. It's
00:14:29.580 cringe inducing such a blatantly cynical familiar move out of the old, I have a marginalized friend,
00:14:34.660 so I can make this joke playbook. What is especially frustrating about Chappelle's trans jokes
00:14:39.400 is how he essentially acts as if black trans people don't exist. And as if black trans women
00:14:44.640 in particular, aren't more likely to be victims of violence. His truth to power comedy only works
00:14:49.520 if he acts as though trans people and black people are wholly separate entities. It's enough to make you
00:14:54.120 want to tie Chappelle to a chair and force him to binge watch episodes of Pose. Oh man, these people
00:15:03.440 are such self-parodies. That's another reason why I think it's brilliant that Chappelle is able to make
00:15:13.500 funny jokes about them because it's so easy, in some ways, it's so easy to make jokes about them
00:15:20.220 that it's hard because the jokes are so obvious. When you have someone who's making a parody of
00:15:24.020 themselves, how do you make a joke that's going to be funnier than what they're already doing?
00:15:27.820 Um, uh, how do you make an observation aside from just look at that, look at what they're doing?
00:15:34.540 But Chappelle's able to do that. Um, because again, this is comedy. Do you know what comedy is
00:15:41.280 leftist? Do you know what it is? I mean, it's a, it's a sincere question. Do you actually know what
00:15:46.520 it is? Do you understand the point? A lecture about trans inclusiveness, which is what both of these
00:15:54.740 articles seem to want would not be very funny. Now, whether or not we agree with it, it wouldn't
00:16:03.260 be funny. It's just not, it would be like if I got offended that Chappelle wasn't up there, uh,
00:16:12.040 preaching about how Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior. Now I believe that he is our Lord and Savior,
00:16:16.100 but that's, that's not comedy. That wouldn't be, it wouldn't be a funny thing for him to do. So it just,
00:16:20.940 it wouldn't make any sense, um, in the context. Now, left-wing gender theory, as it happens,
00:16:30.640 you know, is a ridiculous thing. And so there are many jokes to be made about it.
00:16:39.260 And that's why he makes the jokes. And the fact that everyone in society pretends to take it
00:16:45.300 seriously means that those funny things should be pointed out because that's what comedians are
00:16:52.920 supposed to do. That's the job of a comedian to tell jokes. And again, especially if you're,
00:17:01.100 you know, the important comedians are going to tell jokes about things that you're not supposed to joke
00:17:05.220 about. Meanwhile, um, a lot of people are talking about this bit from Chappelle's special,
00:17:12.400 Chappelle's special, Chappelle's special, as I just put it. Uh, so let's, let's, uh, let's take a look
00:17:20.220 at this. I'll be real with you. And I know nobody gives a fuck what I think anyway. Uh, I'm not for
00:17:27.520 abortion. Oh, shut up. I'm not for it, but I'm not against it either. It all depends on who I get
00:17:50.700 pregnant. And ladies, to be fair to us, I also believe if you decide to have the baby,
00:18:01.920 a man should not have to pay.
00:18:09.520 That's fair. If you can kill this motherfucker, I can at least abandon him.
00:18:14.280 Okay. Now his, his, his overall point, and there was, it was a longer bit than that. And I went
00:18:27.300 off time to play the whole thing, but his overall point about abortion, I don't agree with. It's
00:18:33.700 obvious that he's, you know, I, I, I think, I think some conservatives and pro-lifers are overstating
00:18:39.780 the case by saying that, you know, Chappelle's a pro-lifer. And this was a, I don't, it's pretty
00:18:44.960 clear to me that he's not, but he does take the pro-abortion argument to its logical conclusion.
00:18:55.860 And he, and he, he points out a very important, uh, inconsistency in the pro-abortion position,
00:19:05.260 which is that, look, if, and I've, I've made this point myself many times, though I'm not Dave
00:19:13.100 Chappelle, so nobody cares. But, um, if we're saying that a mother has no duty, has no responsibility
00:19:24.140 to her own child, if that's what we're saying, and that's, that is what the pro-abortion people
00:19:30.460 are saying. And this is one of the reasons why I think on the pro-life side, one of our main
00:19:36.860 arguments should be, it's, it's not even right to life. You know, the baby has a, has a right to
00:19:42.840 exist, although the baby does have a right to exist. But I think in some ways, the more important
00:19:48.140 argument to make is about the responsibility of the mother. So we could talk all day about rights,
00:19:55.520 what are rights, you know, and rights are, can sometimes be more, even more abstract,
00:20:00.320 more difficult to pin down, especially these days. It's become a sort of muddled concept and
00:20:05.740 everything is a right these days. Um, but responsibility, that's different. And the basic
00:20:13.040 concept that we as parents have a special responsibility to our own child, that's a concept
00:20:20.560 that everyone, it's a very clear, everyone understands that nobody disagrees with it actually
00:20:25.900 in principle. Now people want to make exceptions for unborn children, but when it comes to born
00:20:33.260 children, everyone agrees it. Yeah, you have, of course you have a special responsibility to your
00:20:37.340 own child. But if, if we're saying that, you know, you could kill your child because you don't want
00:20:44.340 your child, then that means, of course, you don't, you have no responsibility to that child.
00:20:48.200 The mother doesn't. And if the mother has no responsibility to that child, then neither does
00:20:53.160 the father. And so if the mother says, you know what, okay, I, I want to keep the kid. She could
00:21:00.660 have, she could have gone either way. It's totally up to her. So that the father not only has no
00:21:06.040 responsibility, but he has no right, no power, no say. He is completely irrelevant. That's what we're
00:21:13.460 always told. That the men need to shut up. They have no say in this. They have nothing to do with
00:21:19.440 it. No uterus, no opinion. Well, if that's true, men have nothing to do with this, nothing to say
00:21:27.620 about it. Their opinion doesn't matter. They have no rights, no responsibility. If that's true, then,
00:21:32.260 then if, if the woman decides to have the baby, she's on her own, I guess.
00:21:36.160 You can't all of a sudden say, okay, you know what? Actually, I'm going to keep the baby. So
00:21:41.940 yeah, I don't know. You, you, you need to have a lot to say now. Now this is now, now you're yeah.
00:21:48.580 Now, now this is your concern because I've decided that it is no, no, no, no, no. If you're going to
00:21:55.960 make the argument that, Hey, it's her body. She can make a choice. Okay. But she can't make choices
00:21:59.880 for the man. Cause that's not, that that's, that's not her body. If you're going to say
00:22:08.780 that men should be legally required to take care of their own children, which I, that's what I
00:22:18.280 believe. I agree. I think parents should be legally required. Both parents should be legally required
00:22:22.700 to take care of their own kids, unless they're going to put the kid up for adoption. Um, but if
00:22:27.720 we're going to say that, then that means that what you're telling me is that a man has a
00:22:32.860 responsibility to his child, which, which fine. I agree. Good. But if a man has a responsibility
00:22:41.460 to his child, then obviously the mother does too. And if the mother has a responsibility to
00:22:47.520 her child, then at a minimum, that responsibility must mean that she's not allowed to kill him.
00:22:55.420 So as Chappelle puts it, look, if I can't abandon him, then why are you allowed to kill him?
00:23:05.280 All right. Speaking of, um, let's see, do we want to do this?
00:23:12.120 Maybe we'll save that. Yeah, we'll save that for, for, we'll save that one for tomorrow because I had
00:23:18.320 something else I wanted to talk about. Um, this is a report of the daily wire says earlier this week,
00:23:28.620 a video of us national soccer team star, Carly Lloyd, uh, Lloyd kicking a 55 year old 55 yard
00:23:35.780 field goal went viral. Her trainer, James, uh, Galanis told Fox sports that one NFL team had
00:23:41.740 expressed interest in hiring her. Galanis told Fox reporter, Martin Rogers that she got another call
00:23:47.060 from another NFL team. The one that, uh, that called today. I don't want to say who it was,
00:23:52.140 was willing to put her on the roster for the next game. That'd be a preseason game.
00:23:56.960 Galanis continued, uh, saying anyway, that she thinks that she's, she'd be a great field goal
00:24:02.420 kicker. Now Lloyd is saying she's considering the idea. She spoke with Jeff, uh, Skiversky of ABC
00:24:08.500 six Philadelphia on Wednesday. And he asked, this has been coming up a lot. How much do you continue
00:24:13.680 to think about pursuing an NFL job? Lloyd answered. Yeah, it's been something that's turned into a
00:24:18.560 casual day out at the Eagles practice, just hitting some field goals. And then she talks about how
00:24:22.560 she's considering, uh, all of these different offers. Um, and, and I don't know if I read that
00:24:31.020 part, but this is a, she's a, she's 38 years old, I believe Carly Lloyd. And now she's saying that
00:24:38.540 she's considering offer allegedly she's been getting offers from NFL teams. And, um, and now
00:24:44.220 we might get our first female field goal kicker. And I've seen, I've seen people online cheering this
00:24:51.220 and say, Oh, wouldn't that be great. And we'd have our first female NFL player would be historic and so
00:24:56.700 on. I'll just tell you as somebody who watches football avidly. And it's become very apparent to
00:25:06.440 me that many of the people chiming in on this topic haven't watched it at all. As someone who
00:25:12.420 watches football, I agree that having a female NFL player, even a kicker would be historic.
00:25:20.720 But one of the reasons why it would be historic is that it would probably lead to the first ever
00:25:26.420 death on an NFL field. I mean, you put a woman on an NFL field as a player and she will literally
00:25:35.700 get killed out there. I mean, she will literally die. I, and that's, I'm not, it's not a joke,
00:25:41.760 not exaggerating. That really will happen. You put a 38 year old 140 pound soccer playing female
00:25:51.320 on an NFL field with a bunch of 300 pound muscle bound men who can run a 40 yard dash and, you know,
00:25:59.720 4.5 seconds. Um, uh, if the 300 pounds are probably probably more like 4.7 seconds, 4.8,
00:26:06.460 but still the point is they're very fast. You put, you, you combine those things and she,
00:26:10.900 her life is in danger. Now, even for those 250, 300 pound men, their lives are in danger. I mean,
00:26:17.440 there are even just this, uh, this in the last week or two, there have been two, uh, male football
00:26:26.340 players who retiring from the league because their bodies can't handle the abuse anymore.
00:26:31.600 These were all-star players, Gronkowski and Andrew Luck. So you put this woman on the field. I mean,
00:26:39.020 this is, this is such a terrible idea. I don't think it will actually happen, at least not yet.
00:26:46.080 Probably eventually it will. Um, I think eventually the NFL
00:26:52.140 is going to give in to its politically correct urges as it has a tendency to do. And it's going
00:26:58.580 to pressure one of these teams to put a, to, to, to hire a female kicker. And it's going to be a
00:27:05.520 terrible, disastrous idea, um, that I don't want to see happen. And not because I don't want to see
00:27:12.740 women playing football because I'm a sexist, although I have no interest in watching women
00:27:16.780 play football because they just aren't very good at it. But, uh, that's not the issue. It's,
00:27:20.980 I don't want to see a woman get killed on the field. And that is what will happen.
00:27:23.940 It is what will happen. Absolutely terrible idea. First of all, a couple of things here. First of
00:27:27.960 all, again, not taking anything away from, uh, from what's her name? Carly, Carly Lloyd,
00:27:33.260 not taking anything away from her, but just because you can drill a 55 year old, a 55 yard field goal
00:27:39.760 in practice, that doesn't mean you can do it in a game at game speed with pads on. That's,
00:27:48.780 that's, that's, there's one problem here is that she's not wearing pads when she does this.
00:27:52.240 And she also doesn't have a bunch of NFL defensive linemen bearing down on her.
00:27:58.180 So just cause you can do it in practice doesn't mean you could do it on, in, in the NFL.
00:28:04.880 And aside from that, yeah, I mean, kickers are not taking the same physical abuse that a linebacker
00:28:10.980 is going to take, or a running back's going to take, or even a quarterback's going to take.
00:28:14.040 But the fact is, if you're a kicker, you're, you're on a, and you're playing a game, you're,
00:28:18.500 you're in the middle of the action and you're going to, you're going to absorb some contact.
00:28:22.640 If you play long enough, unless injuries knock you out before then, if you play long enough,
00:28:27.080 you're going to absorb a lot of contact, even as a kicker. Kickers, um, have to be able to at
00:28:33.800 least attempt to make a tackle if they get a blocked kick, or if there's a busted play and on a
00:28:37.900 busted play, the kicker can get tackled. If there's a busted play, kickers got to pick up the ball
00:28:43.920 and run with it, they can get, they can get laid out. And defensive players love that.
00:28:49.700 They love the chance to tackle a kicker. On kickoffs, now, assuming she'd be handling
00:28:54.820 kickoff duties too, unless, unless you're going to have a team that has her just doing field goals
00:28:58.720 and hires a separate person to do kickoffs, which will be a total waste of a, of a roster spot.
00:29:03.120 You got to, you only get 53 men on a game day roster. To give one of those up for an extra kicker
00:29:08.340 is just not something that I think any NFL teams are going to want to do. So assuming she's handling
00:29:13.780 kickoff duties too, then she's got to run down the field. You have this 140 pound woman running down
00:29:21.780 the field on a special teams play full speed as she's got blockers coming right at her again,
00:29:29.020 250 pound men. And they're only, these are special teams players. They're their only job. If you're on
00:29:35.340 the, if you're on the kick return team and you're not receiving the ball and you're a blocker,
00:29:40.680 your job is to pick someone on that field that's coming at them and just lay them out. That's what
00:29:45.360 your job is. And these guys love doing it. You're going to put a woman in that environment.
00:29:52.120 Just absolute, it's not even funny because of the result, which would be brutal.
00:29:58.080 So no, this is, I, again, I, I agree that probably eventually this will happen and it, I mean,
00:30:09.660 it might destroy the NFL. There's not a lot that could bring down the NFL behemoth, but a woman
00:30:16.400 getting killed on the field might do it. So for Carly Lloyd's sake, I hope that, uh, this, this doesn't
00:30:26.460 pan out. All right. Let's go to emails. Matt Walsh show at gmail.com. Matt Walsh show at gmail.com is
00:30:35.500 from James says, dear Matt. I've, uh, I'm a recent follower of you and other daily wire wireers,
00:30:41.140 if you will. No, please. If you won't wireers, it's a difficult word to say. I've thoroughly
00:30:48.220 enjoyed hearing your various takes on modern day issues so far. I co-run, I co-run an ask blog on
00:30:55.420 Tumblr where I pretend to be video game characters answering letters from real life fans. I don't
00:31:02.580 know what that means. I, James, I don't know what I just read. I co-run. Okay. I understand that co-run.
00:31:10.280 So you're running with someone else and ask blog. What is an ask blog? I guess it's a blog where people
00:31:16.920 ask questions where I pretend to be video game characters answering letters from real life. I'm
00:31:24.540 sorry. I know this wasn't the point of your email. I'm just trying to figure out what's going on
00:31:27.620 here. All right. Um, uh, recently I've reached over 12,000 followers. Wow. I happen to be a right
00:31:33.760 leaning Christian. So this next part shouldn't be too surprising. Since I started, I've been accused
00:31:37.520 of racism, ableism, transphobia, a few other things, all of which I plead not guilty to. The worst
00:31:42.720 that can honestly be said about me is that I've occasionally been insensitive. To be fair, that's all too
00:31:47.820 easy to do nowadays. What video game characters do you pretend to be like Mario, Donkey Kong?
00:31:56.200 That's how up-to-date my video game knowledge is. When I hear video games, I still think, you know,
00:32:00.600 Super Mario World, Donkey Kong, Sonic. Since I'm sure you can relate to false and exaggerated
00:32:07.500 accusations like these, I'd like to ask what you think is the best strategy for finding a balance
00:32:12.020 between boldness and sensitivity. In other words, what's the best way to be inclusive without being
00:32:16.720 afraid of accidentally offending someone? Thanks a bunch and God bless. James, I'll make this very
00:32:22.620 short, which is out of character for me. In these times, when trying to strike the balance between
00:32:31.040 boldness and sensitivity, err on the side of boldness. That's all. This is from Thomas. It says,
00:32:39.900 Hey Matt, glad you got a vacation in. As an avid angler myself, I was curious when you said you went
00:32:45.400 fishing on a lake, what species were you targeting and how did you do? I'm partial to inshore saltwater
00:32:50.500 fishing myself, but I do like to fish wherever they're biting. So I have been known to land pike
00:32:55.460 and largemouth every once in a while. Glad to have you back. I was fishing for largemouth mostly, Tom.
00:33:01.980 A few pickerls, you know, were there. So I caught a few of those, but mostly largemouth. I'd say I went,
00:33:06.680 you know, did pretty well. Largest I caught was, I didn't have my scale with me. So I'm going to say
00:33:12.960 my largest was seven pounds, but it was probably more like four. And then I caught a bunch of two
00:33:18.540 pounders. So nothing huge, but I didn't hit any home runs, but I was, I was getting a lot of solid
00:33:23.860 singles and doubles, I guess for the week. So it was a lot of fun. Uh, this is from Philip says,
00:33:28.800 hi Matt. I just listened to episode three 20 with what you're saying about affairs of politicians and
00:33:34.160 that people like that can't be trusted. I'm wondering how you'd make the argument that anyone
00:33:38.120 who agrees with what you're saying could ever vote for Trump or basically any other high level
00:33:42.100 politician. Love your show. Keep up the good work. Well, Philip. Yeah. We talked about this
00:33:47.020 yesterday in regards the thing that brought it up anyway, it was Ilhan Omar. This, the allegations
00:33:52.120 made in court documents that she, um, is a homewrecker essentially that she cheated on her
00:33:58.520 own husband with a married man. And that, that led to the dissolution of the married man's marriage.
00:34:03.800 And, um, and I guess maybe allegedly her own marriage as well. And I said that, you know,
00:34:09.960 we're told, well, this is personal and it's not any of our business. And we, we, we, we can't
00:34:16.480 make any judgments on it. It's got nothing to do with us as voters. I disagree. I think it,
00:34:22.020 it tells us something obviously about a person's character if they're an adulterer.
00:34:28.900 And so that is going to have a bearing on what we do with our vote in my view.
00:34:38.360 Now, Trump definitely is not exempt from this. Okay. I'm not going to be a craven little wimpy
00:34:47.380 coward and pretend that, you know, when I'm talking about this, that Trump, you know, pretend I forgot
00:34:53.480 about Trump's issues. I didn't forget about them. Um, and I would not call Trump a trustworthy or
00:35:00.280 loyal person by any stretch of the imagination. And anyone who would use those words to describe him
00:35:05.440 is just a mindless sycophant who you can't even take seriously. I mean, the guy clearly is not
00:35:11.480 trustworthy or loyal at all, at all to anyone. Um, especially his, his, uh, his own family members.
00:35:20.680 Um, you know, he's cheated on all of his spouses, all three of them repeatedly, including when they
00:35:29.320 were pregnant. Okay. His wife is pregnant. He's out cheating on him. I mean, this is, that speaks to
00:35:34.300 his character. It just does. However, if you, if you survey the options and you decide that even taking
00:35:43.540 his considerable negative character traits into account, he's still the best option of the bad
00:35:49.720 options that I think it's perfectly valid to vote for him. Um, but yes, again, you can tell a lot
00:35:56.580 about a person, uh, by how they treat their spouses. You can't, it's not going to tell you
00:36:02.260 everything about them, but it tells you a lot about them. This is supposed to be the most important
00:36:10.620 person in your life. And the person to whom you have made the most important promise you will ever
00:36:18.180 make to anyone. I mean, you have looked them in the eye in front of witnesses and promised to be
00:36:26.220 loyal and faithful to them. And if you're willing to break that promise and break it repeatedly with
00:36:32.420 multiple people, as Trump has done as Clinton did, then yes, that tells you a lot. That tells us a lot
00:36:38.540 about you. A lot. But, um, you still have to take into consideration the diabolical evil of his
00:36:47.980 opponents. And that's why I didn't say, I never said that if a politician cheats on his wife
00:36:52.620 or on her husband, we can never vote for them. I wouldn't say that. And there certainly are many
00:37:00.420 examples in history of men who were unfaithful and were terrible husbands and terrible fathers,
00:37:08.400 yet were good leaders. There are, I don't even need to go into examples because immediately 10
00:37:13.780 examples pop into your head. So there, we know that that happens in history. But the point is
00:37:19.740 that those examples you can think of, they were good leaders in spite of how they treated their family.
00:37:27.480 So they had these enormous character flaws, enormous. I mean, if you fail as a husband and
00:37:35.440 a father, then you have failed in a profound way. This is not a small detail, right? But
00:37:44.240 for the, for the people in history who have been great leaders, even though they were terrible family
00:37:50.820 men, it is, again, it's in spite of that. All that tells us is that these were great people in the
00:37:58.740 sense that they just had their, their other positive qualities were so tremendous, so significant,
00:38:07.360 so overarching that it was able to compensate even for these, uh, enormous character flaws,
00:38:14.660 character defects. So what we have to ask are, so, so with, with any given politician, you know,
00:38:21.960 you have to take all this into account. You have to say, yes, uh, this is a, this is an incredible
00:38:26.000 character flaw, but do there are other positive aspects somehow over override it as far as voters
00:38:32.760 are concerned? Um, and then you have to look at their opponents and you take all that in
00:38:37.620 consideration and you make your decision. But my point is simply that the affairs and all that,
00:38:44.140 that you do, that is one of the things you take into consideration. It's not the only thing,
00:38:48.760 but it is, it is something at least, no matter what letter is next to the person's name.
00:38:56.700 This is from Lindsay says, hi, Matt, you talked about kids napping yesterday on your show. I've always
00:39:01.680 wondered why kids hate to nap so much. I love it as an adult, though. I rarely get the opportunity.
00:39:05.900 Yeah. I, uh, I think this is one of a bunch of areas, Lindsay, where, where kids have the right
00:39:12.640 idea. Um, really, even though I agree with you, I think kids have the right idea. I think they
00:39:20.020 probably have a better attitude about it, even though it's annoying and I can't relate to kids
00:39:26.000 not wanting to nap. Like my, my two year old, my two and a half year old, he loses his mind every
00:39:31.820 time. It's time for a nap every day when it's nap time. He just loses. We go up to him, you know,
00:39:37.560 you tell him, okay, buddy, time for a nap. And he reacts like a man who's just been sentenced to death.
00:39:43.740 It's like a man in a courtroom has been sent to death row. He just, he literally falls to the
00:39:49.900 ground on his knees and throws up his hands like, no, no. Uh, that's what he does. Please. No,
00:39:57.320 don't make me. No. Uh, and I've tried to explain to him like, buddy, we are bringing you to a cool
00:40:07.400 dark room where quiet room, where you can relax for as long as you want in peace and quiet.
00:40:16.140 Nobody will disturb you. In fact, extraordinary efforts are going to be made behind the scenes
00:40:21.940 to make sure that nobody disturbs you. My wife, when it comes to, you know, keeping people away
00:40:28.360 from the napping baby and keeping people quiet, she's like a, she's like a ninja. If you walk by
00:40:33.640 a room where a kid is napping and you even cough, my, my, my wife will like rappel down from the
00:40:41.760 rafters out of nowhere. It's like, baby's sleeping. So that's what is going to happen. I'm trying to
00:40:48.620 explain this to him. This is what's going to happen just to make sure that you get peace and
00:40:53.840 quiet. Do you know what I would do for that? You can relax as long as you want without being
00:41:01.160 disturbed. Do you realize how long it's been since I could relax for as long as I wanted without being
00:41:08.260 disturbed? I'll tell you how long it's been. Okay. We started having kids seven years ago. It's been
00:41:13.280 seven years. That's how long it's been, but he doesn't get it. And here's my point. Maybe he's
00:41:23.600 right not to get it. I mean, can you imagine, can you really, can you imagine loving being awake so
00:41:31.220 much, loving life so much that you treat sleep like it's death itself? I mean, can you imagine just
00:41:39.540 being so enthralled by existence that you never want to close your eyes even for a second
00:41:47.080 that you break down into tears and are traumatized by the thought of just having to lay in your bed
00:41:52.860 for a couple of hours that you're, you're that excited about everything and you just want to be
00:41:58.680 awake all the time. Can you imagine having that attitude as an adult? I can't because as an adult,
00:42:04.500 it's exactly the opposite. You spend the whole day just longing to go to sleep again. You wake up,
00:42:10.200 what's the, I mean, you wake up in the morning. What's the first thing you think? Because I can't
00:42:16.180 wait to go to bed again. It's the first thing you think. But my kids, they wake up and they're just
00:42:22.500 like, like a rocket ship. They just, they wake up and half a second later, they're running around the
00:42:28.800 house. They wake up and I mean, they're practicing. My son, okay. My, my oldest son, he wakes up
00:42:36.420 singing. I mean, he wakes up and he starts singing within, within, within seconds. He's running
00:42:45.060 around, running around the house, singing at 6am. That's how happy he is to be awake.
00:42:54.360 I, I, I envy that. I really do. Uh, it is so completely foreign to me now at this point in
00:43:04.800 my life is exactly the opposite of my attitude. Singing in the morning is just something I can't
00:43:13.160 even conceive of. Um, but that's, that's kids. So yeah, I think, uh, and, and, and that's,
00:43:21.260 that's one of the hard things about being a parent is that there are so many things with kids where
00:43:28.320 they sort of have the right attitude really, but you have to break them of it anyway. You feel like
00:43:35.880 so my kids hate going to sleep. They love being awake, but I, you know, they got to go to sleep.
00:43:40.940 They got to take naps. They got to sleep at night. And so I have to break them of that.
00:43:45.280 I basically have to stop loving life so much. I mean, you can love it, but not this much.
00:43:49.280 Just love it a little bit less. All right. Just, just a tiny bit less. Can you
00:43:52.240 kind of a sad thing? All right. Um, we'll leave it there. Thanks everybody for watching. Thanks
00:43:57.720 for listening. Godspeed.
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