Ep. 367 - Only 100 Billion Dollars Away From Utopia
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Summary
Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg enters the Democratic presidential race. Bernie Sanders says Bill Gates should pay $100 billion in taxes, Elizabeth Warren says she would take $10 billion, and the billionaire class cannot have it all when so many have so little.
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The great thing about Bloomberg is that he's an old,
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that everybody on all sides is not looking for.
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And he's like, you know those games at the carnival
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whatever prize you win is worth a lot less than $2.
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But anyway, Michael Bloomberg throws his ping pong ball
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of every fish bowl and then land at a pond 50 yards away.
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It's almost impressive that somebody could manage
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He says that's more than anybody else in the country,
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because he feels that she would want to confiscate
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The guy doesn't want to pay $100 billion in taxes.
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Honestly, that'd be more generous than I would be.
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I don't think I'd be willing to pay $20 billion
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But he says he doesn't want to pay $100 billion.
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she wouldn't take $100 billion, very generous of her,
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although she doesn't say how much she would take.
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But Bernie Sanders, of course, sensed an opportunity.
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say Bill Gates was actually taxed $100 billion.
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We could end homelessness and provide safe drinking water
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And I say all of this as someone who is not a Bill Gates fan.
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If I were to list 100 people in the country who I most admire,
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But I also don't think that I have a right to his money.
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as jealous as I am that other people get to be billionaires,
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Aside from just how massively stupid it is in general,
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Because this is really the mentality of a child.
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No, the majority of homeless people are homeless