00:19:36.440I really can't stop. Baby, it's cold outside. I've got to go away. I can call you a ride. This evening has been so
00:20:06.420time spent with you. It's paradise. My mama will start to worry. I'll call the car and tell them to hurry. My daddy will be pacing the floor. Wait, what do you still live at home for? So really I'd better scare you. Your driver, his name is Murray. Oh, we're both adults, so who's keeping score? What will my friends think? Oh, I think they should.
00:20:36.400Rejoice. If I have one more dream. It's your body and your choice. Oh, you really know how to despair. Your eyes are like starlight now. One look at you and then I fail.
00:20:53.880If I ought to say no, no, no, no. Then you really ought to go, go, go. At least I'm gonna say that I tried. Well, Murray, he just pulled up outside. I really can't stay. I understand, baby. Baby, it's cold outside.
00:21:12.880Yeah, I love that. That's great. I love it for none of the reasons that John Legend probably intended because it's another example of trying to go woke but going broke instead. It's another example of something getting woked even though it wasn't broke.
00:21:31.860And now you end up with a progressive version of a song that's less progressive than the version it's trying to improve. So they tried to make it unsexist and they ended up with something that's way more sexist than what was originally there.
00:21:44.700Because now, rather than the man pursuing the woman and the woman playing hard to get and dropping hints at everything, which is what the original song is, now, because they didn't change the woman's lines in the song, right, it sounds like, isn't it, I don't think the lines changed at all.
00:22:02.000So she's still saying the same things. It's the same lines. So now you've got the woman dropping hints, saying that she wants to stay, but, you know, she shouldn't stay, she kind of wants to stay, while the fed up man is trying to kick her butt out.
00:22:18.000So the whole song is the woman saying, gee, I really shouldn't stay, but, you know, maybe. And the man going, no, no, no, no, you should definitely leave. Definitely just, no, seriously, go. Just go.
00:22:30.760Are you sure? Because, I mean, I shouldn't stay, but, no, yeah, I'm definitely sure. Please, just, please. I mean, I've already called you an Uber. Just please get the hell out.
00:22:38.340Meanwhile, he calls her an Uber, and the Uber driver, Murray, poor guy, is outside freezing his butt off, waiting, while this chatty woman keeps going on and on and on about all the reasons she can't stay, but she really wants to.
00:22:52.420So there are a few ways to interpret this, and none of them are particularly progressive. One is that the girl is a mistress, and the dude's trying to get her out before his wife comes home.
00:23:03.380And that seems to be the working theory among most people on the internet. The other is that he's just annoyed with her, and is not into it, and trying to get her to leave.
00:23:12.900And the other theory is, the other possibility is maybe he's paranoid in the Me Too era, and he doesn't want to express any desire for her, because he's afraid that he'll be accused of assault.
00:23:23.100And so, you know, none of the, I don't think any of that is what they were going for when they made this song.
00:23:28.440So I tend to think of those options, it's probably the second one. He's not into it, she is, and now he just wants this girl to leave.
00:23:36.980My favorite line, you heard at the end there, is when the girl says, I ought to say no, no, no, and then the guy goes, then you should really go, go, go.
00:23:47.120You see what they've done? Rather than the man pursuing the girl who's interested, now we've got a girl pursuing the man who is not interested.
00:23:55.320So now it's like we're eavesdropping on a super awkward conversation after a date didn't go well.
00:24:02.120It went from a love song to an anti-love song, and that is completely fantastic.
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00:25:06.020This is from Kevin, says, Matt, the porn podcast is the first podcast I've ever even slightly disagreed with you on.
00:25:11.820I absolutely agree it should be regulated, but banned I disagree with.
00:25:16.440Maybe that's a bit libertarian of me as a self-described conservative, but here are a few things in society that we regulate,
00:25:22.140but have no positive good to society and could potentially be banned based on this same reasoning.
00:25:27.700Number one, probably the most directly applicable, violent video games.
00:25:32.320You did a podcast on this yourself not long ago. Should they be outright banned or should we have better restrictions on them?
00:25:37.920Number two, cigarettes slash cigars. There's no positive in my opinion.
00:25:41.040They're harmful to the user as well as non-users in the vicinity.
00:25:44.560Now, you could make the argument that like alcohol, nicotine has a calming, relaxing effect on the user,
00:25:48.420but many porn viewers could make the same claim about masturbation.
00:25:52.080You could make the argument that nicotine has certain side effects that help with anxiety and attentiveness,
00:25:56.300but the porn defenders could also make the argument that masturbation is good for prostate health.
00:26:02.140I don't mean to come off like I'm defending porn.
00:26:04.560Again, I absolutely agree that we should be far more strict about regulating it.
00:26:09.040I think we're reaching an era with the internet where users, and more importantly parents,
00:26:12.920have far better controls over what they and their kids can and cannot access or be unwillingly exposed to.
00:26:18.940The internet blindsided the boomer generation with no idea what content was available, how available it was,
00:26:26.180how to control it, what effect it might have on their children.
00:26:29.000Today, we have controls at our fingertip, and I think, I hope, I pray,
00:26:31.780parents will use the tools at their disposal to shield their kids from pornography and violent video games