00:00:11.960A day that is so somber and so historic that I decided to wear my more muted and restrained and mature reindeer cardigan.
00:00:21.900I had flashier options I could have chosen, but I decided on a day such as this,
00:00:26.580I should wear this cardigan, a cardigan that also looks a little bit like something that a 76-year-old man would wear to the Christmas party at the Elk Lodge.
00:00:36.780And I even decided to place my Santa hat tastefully off to the side rather than wearing it on my head, which was my first option.
00:00:45.760And this, again, is just to note, to pay respects to the historic and somber nature of what has happened.
00:01:53.200Here's the reality that you won't hear people in the media acknowledge because it undermines the effort to get clicks and hits and views and everything.
00:02:00.380Because you always want to pretend in media that everything is earth-shattering, that everything is amazing and incredible and unprecedented.
00:02:20.780Come election time, nobody's going to care about this on either side.
00:02:25.100I know there are conservatives who are saying, well, this just sealed the election for Trump because there's going to be a backlash of voters and people are so mad about the impeachment.
00:02:46.400And a year in modern American culture, a year in our information-saturated, news-saturated, overstimulated culture, might as well be a decade.
00:02:56.800Honestly, it might as well, by the time we get to the election, everything that happened right now, today, and last night, and that's happened over the last month or two, may as well have happened in the 18th century.
00:03:11.020That's how far in the distance it will feel.
00:03:14.120All that matters in politics anymore is what happened, like, in the 12 hours leading up to people going to the polls.
00:03:20.640If people are swayed by news events at all anymore, they have to be news events from that day or the previous day.
00:03:30.640If it was a week ago, it's already a fading memory.
00:03:33.300If it was a month ago, it's teetering on irrelevance.
00:03:36.400If it was a year ago, then the event has essentially fossilized and been buried under six miles of sediment.
00:04:00.840So I guarantee you 11 months from now, nobody's going to care about this.
00:04:04.920No one's going to be talking about it.
00:04:06.600No one is, the exit polls will show that nobody on either side was voting based on impeachment.
00:04:12.920They're going to be voting based on something that happened that week.
00:04:15.620Or more likely, they're just going to vote based on the decision they made that they've been committed to all along, based on their party affiliation and the tribe they belong to.
00:04:25.360That's what most people vote based on.
00:04:26.560So people who talk about impeachment 11 months from now, they're going to sound like your grandfather in his rocking chair, smoking a pipe on the porch, reminiscing about stories from his childhood.
00:04:41.180It will sound distant, irrelevant, and we'll all go, oh, yeah, yeah, okay, I kind of remember that.
00:04:47.980But I do have to say, if there's any big news to come out of this impeachment, it's that we need to start teaching civics in school again.
00:04:58.540I think that's the main thing we learned from this, which isn't really news, because I think we already knew that.
00:05:03.220But I saw a lot of people on social media last night, a lot of people who seem to be under the impression that Trump is now kicked out of office just because he was impeached.
00:05:11.980There was a lot of, yay, we're free of Trump, football spiking going on, which is kind of like a receiver breaking free on a long pass, but then stopping at the 25-yard line and spiking the football in celebration.
00:05:27.320And in this case, there's a big wall in front of the end zone, and you're never going to get in because Trump is not going to get kicked out of office.
00:06:02.860Quip, the makers of the Quip Electric Toothbrush want you to know that the one single discovery that matters the most for your dental care is simply this, that if you have good habits, you're good.
00:07:24.960She was that lady at the White House Correspondents' Dinner a year ago who gave a super cringy, unbearably unfunny performance.
00:07:36.060And everyone on the left pretended it was funny, like they do a lot, especially with liberal female comedians like Samantha Bee and this woman and so many others.
00:07:46.460We have to deal with people on the left pretending that these people are funny and have wit when they're not funny and they have no wit whatsoever.
00:07:54.360But she's one of those comedians who tries to compensate for the lack of wit by going for the shock factor, which is yet again a common flaw among liberal female comedians.
00:08:08.360Where they have no punchlines, they have no jokes, so they just try to shock you.
00:08:13.460And the whole joke is, well, did you hear the inappropriate thing that lady said?
00:11:32.540If a woman feels powerful, maybe not like a god, we'll get to that in a minute,
00:11:38.520but if a woman feels powerful, confident, in charge, that woman is not going to get an abortion.
00:11:45.860She's not going to have her child killed.
00:11:48.460Because that woman is going to be excited about her baby and about the future and confident in her ability to have a baby and still pursue her dreams and have a career.
00:11:59.260That's why a confident, powerful woman, that's how she's going to approach a pregnancy.
00:12:06.340No, what drives women to the abortion clinic and the feeling that the clinic tries to inculcate,
00:12:12.020the feeling they try to, they go out of their way to create and stir up within the women who come is one of fear and helplessness and desperation.
00:12:21.520Now, you go to a pregnancy center, a pro-life pregnancy center, and the message there is going to be,
00:12:26.100you can do this, you got this, we'll help you.
00:12:52.080So, a woman leaves that feeling empowered?
00:12:55.040I mean, this is how confident, okay, this is how much confidence, really, the clinic wants the women to have.
00:13:03.720When the women are walking into the clinic, if a sidewalk counselor tries to approach them and just hand them literature,
00:13:10.140I mean, they said, the clinic sends people out, often men, as like bodyguards, okay, not because these women's, not because the women, their safety is being threatened in any way, not at all.
00:13:23.240No, it's just to protect, to protect them from being given literature, to protect them from being spoken to and told about their other options.
00:14:23.140Speaking of, you know, paying $400 or whatever the price is going to be, what's empowering about a woman paying a man 400 bucks to go inside her body and kill her baby?
00:17:03.180But in terms of, women have, obviously, a unique and powerful role in that process that men don't have.
00:17:12.260And so, the left says, by rejecting that power, a woman is powerful.
00:17:19.120By doing the thing that anyone can do, by doing the thing that any murderous, selfish person can do, which is kill somebody, a baby, that's what makes you powerful?
00:21:10.760The dialogue is clunky and, and everything.
00:21:13.160It's, it's kind of campy and kind of fun, I guess, but it's not.
00:21:15.920My point is, it's really not a great film.
00:21:17.940And then you have to look at that and ask yourself, it is, so based on that first movie, is there 18 hours worth of material to be mined from that?
00:21:47.540I, I think that's what we learned that even, even you see all these movie franchises that go on forever and ever and ever, even a great film.