00:00:00.120Welcome to the show, everybody. I hope you had a wonderful weekend. I know that mine was okay, a little bit sleep-deprived, really.
00:00:08.300You know, we have an infant in the house who wakes up like three times a night, as infants are prone to do.
00:00:14.400But then we also have a three-year-old who has recently decided to get into this lovely phase where he also gets up like three times a night.
00:00:22.680And then finally will wake up at 4 a.m. and he's ready to start the day at 4 a.m. He doesn't go back to bed after 4 a.m.
00:00:28.840So it's been, you know, our kids are trying to kill us, basically. They're trying to, this is my distress call to the world.
00:00:37.620They're trying to kill us because sleep is a human need. You can't survive without it.
00:00:42.840What they're doing is a violation of the Geneva Convention.
00:00:45.820I mean, if you were the warden of a prison and you woke your inmates up six times a night, you would be charged with human rights violations.
00:00:53.920Yet this is what our kids are doing to us.
00:00:56.800And I tried to explain this to my three-year-old last night at 4 a.m., but he wasn't getting it.
00:01:01.160He just doesn't give a damn about the Constitution, honestly.
00:01:08.300Anyway, so Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes, you know, he actually made a Hollywood awards ceremony watchable for at least seven minutes,
00:01:17.780which is an enormous achievement. It seems like an impossibility, right?
00:01:22.340It seems like making an award show watchable, it's like if an IRS agent made an audit enjoyable,
00:01:30.200or if your dentist made it fun to get a root canal.
00:02:51.180I know he's your friend, but I don't care.
00:02:53.160And, by the way, Afterlife, which is his own show that he's plugging there very cleverly, is a really good show.
00:03:03.900And the funny thing about Gervais is, although he's a great insult comic, he's also really good at making, at mixing sentimentality and humor.
00:03:13.600So, usually with his shows, he's good at that.
00:03:15.860But there was very little sentimentality last night, which is good.
00:03:20.000Now, I didn't watch it past the monologue, but I hear that Gervais basically disappeared for the rest of the four-hour ceremony and showed up, you know, a couple of other times.
00:03:30.520One of the times that he popped back in, I think at the very end, he made, I thought, his best joke of the night.
00:03:39.060And like the other jokes, it was a joke, but also not really a joke at all.
00:04:06.700As you can hear there, the best thing about Gervais's routine was the reaction from the crowd.
00:04:14.960You could tell that most of the uproarious sort of laughter was coming from the back of the room, from the somewhat normal people who showed up to watch.
00:04:22.520But the front of the room where the big celebs are sitting, you know, there it's awkward silence and with a few exceptions.
00:04:31.900They showed DiCaprio laughing a few times, which is nice.
00:04:34.420But most of the other celebrities grimacing and just straining to get through it.
00:04:42.320And that's because these people just absolutely cannot laugh at themselves.
00:06:44.840Forget the escapist magic of Hollywood.
00:06:47.540Nihilism was the name of the game when host Ricky Gervais opened the Golden Globes on Sunday night with a gloom and doom monologue so cynical and made the effervescent Tom Hanks scowl.
00:07:24.720So if you don't like Hollywood, you're a nihilist, according to Lorraine.
00:07:30.720The 58-year-old former, going back to the article now, the 58-year-old former Golden Globe winner and five-time host also flippantly reminded the packed room that no one cares about movies anymore.
00:07:40.980This is supposed to make us, you know, turn on Gervais.
00:07:52.120We're supposed to go, oh, Meryl Streep shook her head.
00:07:55.000You're telling me that Meryl Streep didn't like it?
00:07:56.760Well, then it must have been terrible.
00:08:00.820The host's acerbic wit was nothing new.
00:08:05.020He's certainly offended in the past from the awards stage, and the ads for Sunday's telecast played upon the idea that anything could happen, including Gervais being a jerk.
00:08:13.380His knack for ripping on Hollywood and offending the glitterati is well known among the thin-skinned in the industry.
00:08:18.360But at the Beverly Hilton, where the three-hour-plus ceremony took place, the mood was already sober, thanks to an impeachment, the threat of war with Iran, and devastating bushfires in Australia.
00:08:51.440She says, the last thing anyone needed was for the smirking master of ceremonies to reprimand them for having hope, or to taunt the room for trying to use their influence to change things for the better.
00:09:14.040When we turn on the TV and we see a bunch of drug-addled multimillionaires patting themselves on the back for five and a half hours, we think to ourselves, ugh, these people have too much hope.
00:09:50.480Gervais' disingenuous call for an apolitical evening was also answered by Russell Crowe when he won for actor in a limited series or TV movie for Showtime's Roger Ailes docudrama, The Loudest Room.
00:10:01.880The actor wrote in a statement, make no mistake, the tragedy unfolding in Australia is climate change based, which the actor wrote in a statement read by an audibly emotional Jennifer Aniston.
00:10:14.620We need to act based on science, move our global workforce to renewable energy, and respect our planet for the unique and amazing place it is.
00:10:23.880Others joined the chorus, including Joker winner Joaquin Phoenix, Carol Burnett Award recipient Ellen DeGeneres, and presenter Cate Blanchett.
00:10:30.760See, the drones over at LA Times just are incapable of understanding this.
00:10:37.520Nobody cares what Russell Crowe or Cate Blanchett think about politics or the state of the world.
00:10:45.560And not that they don't have the right to say it, they can say it all they want.
00:10:51.600And that was exactly the point that Gervais was making.
00:10:56.460And then, finally, this is maybe my favorite part.
00:10:59.320She says, as for spectacle, the most notable moment, aside from a few awards upsets, was the late arrival of Jay-Z and Beyonce.
00:11:07.580The pair stood back during Cate McKinnon's moving tribute to DeGeneres before taking their seats, but they at least provided a high-voltage moment in a room full of star power.
00:12:32.040In response to Gervais' Globes monologue, they published a piece, Vox did, cataloging all the times that Gervais has made offensive jokes in the past.
00:12:43.000So this is kind of the same thing that Media Matters does with us at the Daily Wire all the time.
00:12:48.220Where they come up with these montages and things of defensive things we've said on our show.