The Matt Walsh Show - March 10, 2020


Ep. 441 - The Extraordinary Cowardice Of Left Wing Campus Protestors


Episode Stats

Length

46 minutes

Words per Minute

178.25322

Word Count

8,276

Sentence Count

584

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

20


Summary

In this episode of The Matt Walsh Show, Matt talks about his experience with leftist protesters at the University of Maryland, and why labels like "bigotry" and "fascism" are no longer effective in stopping hateful speech.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Today on the Matt Wall Show, I'm going to share a few thoughts about my experiences at University
00:00:04.600 of Maryland last night. I was giving a talk there on the left's war on reality,
00:00:08.360 and leftists on campus were not terribly thrilled to have me there, it turns out,
00:00:13.480 which of course is to be expected. But there's a few points I want to make about what happened
00:00:18.880 last night. I want to talk about the incredible intellectual cowardice of left-wing campus
00:00:24.300 protesters, and how that cowardice is instilled by and encouraged by the universities in so many
00:00:30.620 cases. And also, I want to talk about why labels like bigot and fascist don't mean anything anymore
00:00:39.720 and have no effect. And so if you're someone who relies on using those labels to shut down debate
00:00:45.140 or to try to win an argument, maybe you've noticed that it doesn't seem to be working that well.
00:00:49.660 Well, I want to explain why, so we'll talk about that. Also, five headlines including
00:00:53.080 the effort by thousands of people to try to shut down Pornhub. Now, even if you're not on board with
00:00:59.300 the banning porn bandwagon, can we at least agree that a website like Pornhub should be, if not shut
00:01:07.120 down, at least heavily regulated? We'll talk about that. And today in our daily cancellation, I have
00:01:11.320 to unfortunately cancel some people who are very close to me. Personally, I don't want to do it,
00:01:17.840 but I have to, and I'll explain why. And I think after I explain, you'll understand my decision.
00:01:23.080 And in our email section today, we will, I'll answer a couple of emails, including one from
00:01:28.080 Andrew who wants to tell me why I'm wrong about my stance on gay marriage. He apparently attended
00:01:34.300 my talk last night and took issue with one of the things I said on gay marriage, thinks I'm wrong,
00:01:40.300 and he'll try to make his case. So we'll get into all of that coming up. But first, yeah, so I went to
00:01:48.160 College Park last night, University of Maryland, to give my war on reality speech. And there were
00:01:53.060 flyers and leaflets that went up around campus before I showed up there warning people about me,
00:01:59.640 saying, be very careful, encouraging everyone to stay away because I am hazardous to your health,
00:02:05.160 it turns out. Now, I showed you one of the flyers yesterday, and here's another one. I'll put it up on
00:02:10.780 the screen for you. This one says, caution, this event is a threat to all LGBT plus people. Matt Walsh
00:02:18.820 is a raging transphobe, homophobe, racist, and fascist. He is not arguing in good faith and advocates
00:02:24.780 for the criminal, well, actually it says the criminalization, the criminalization and
00:02:30.260 institutionalization of all LGBT plus people. This is the kind of rhetoric that gets us killed.
00:02:36.420 We will not entertain debate about whether everyone deserves rights and basic human dignity.
00:02:43.020 On behalf of the LGBT student population of UMD, do not engage with this speaker or attend his event.
00:02:49.720 Leave now. By participating in this event, you are endangering all LGBT people and cannot claim
00:02:55.940 goodwill toward any of us. Now, for the people who did show up, you were endangering LGBT people just
00:03:05.020 simply by being there. I don't know if you knew that. Leave now. Get out. Get out while you still
00:03:11.160 can. And they took this advice, at least the leftists did, people who disagreed with me. They
00:03:18.040 did not show up. They did show up, I should say. They showed up outside of the room where they were
00:03:24.580 handing out brochures and telling people not to come. But they didn't actually come in. As far as I
00:03:30.760 could tell, not one of them came into the talk itself. And I assume that because during the Q&A
00:03:37.760 portion, many people went up to say something. I received no challenge at all, no pushback from the
00:03:43.920 left during the Q&A. And I guess because they didn't come in, they were afraid I was going to kill
00:03:51.960 them. I'm a threat to the lives of LGBT people, which is really unreasonable. I mean, look,
00:03:57.540 at most, okay, I will kill one person at my talks. Once I killed two people, but generally just one
00:04:05.860 person. So it's just one. Look, you kill one person at each talk and suddenly it's a big deal.
00:04:11.940 And it's not a bigoted thing. It's more of a ritualistic thing to appease the gods.
00:04:16.260 So we do a, you know, it's sort of a fun thing. It's audience participation. They all select one
00:04:20.440 person. You know, we'll do it different ways. I'll take a volunteer. Most of the time there is no
00:04:25.160 volunteer, surprisingly. But so then we'll talk about it as an audience, a lot of fun. And we
00:04:30.620 select one person. We kill them, you know, just as a ritualistic thing. And then I get going with
00:04:36.380 the talk. Because here's, I took public speaking classes and I learned that you always want to get
00:04:40.980 the audience's attention first before you start talking. And what better way to get their attention
00:04:47.820 than by ritualistically sacrificing someone to the gods? So that's it.
00:04:54.180 Other than that, there's really no need for concern, I think. But I think, you know, actually,
00:05:03.180 anyway, they weren't really worried that I'd physically kill anyone. They were worried that
00:05:06.940 my words would kill people or get people killed. How is that? Why? In what way would my words get
00:05:15.080 anybody killed? Nobody could explain. Nobody bothered explaining. They didn't come in to tell
00:05:20.200 me. Now, also, as I said, they were handing out pamphlets outside the event. I managed to get my
00:05:25.700 hands on one of these pamphlets. I want to show it to you in just a second because you have to see
00:05:29.040 this thing. It's pretty great. But before I do, I want to take a pause here to talk about our friends
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00:06:08.120 today. And I know it's hard to go back to school while you're still working. So if you're,
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00:06:49.840 I know a number of people who as adults, as parents are saying, I want to go back to school. I want to
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00:07:21.680 degree today. Ashford.edu slash Walsh. Okay. Now, um, they were handing, okay. So they're handing out
00:07:30.920 these brochures, brochures. I don't know why I pronounce it that way. These brochures,
00:07:35.740 uh, they were handing them out at, I have to talk. And, um, here's, here's what this one
00:07:42.020 looked like. I don't know if you could see that. Uh, this is the bro, the brochure. And it says
00:07:47.300 the war on reality. Well, actually it says the war on realty. I'm not sure if that spelling mistake
00:07:53.520 is on purpose or not. I don't know why it would be on purpose. The war on realty. Yeah. I'm in real
00:07:58.840 estate. I guess I'm, I'm waging a war on real estate as someone who's, who's, who's, uh, sold
00:08:02.940 a house twice now in my life. I do kind of want to wager war on real estate. Uh, and then it says
00:08:07.600 featuring Matt Wasp, Matt Wasp of the Dally Wire. Clever stuff. That's devastating. Remember I've,
00:08:15.560 I've said in the past that it's very difficult for people to think of ways to change my last name in
00:08:19.900 an insulting way. Go as a kid, many, many bullies tried and failed because Walsh is just, there's not a
00:08:27.640 lot you can do with it here. They try Wasp, not even really correct because Wasp is white Anglo-Saxon
00:08:34.020 Protestant. I'm Catholic. So really I'm a Wask. Um, and, uh, and then at the, there's as young
00:08:40.240 America's foul nation rather than foundation. And then inside there's the same thing I showed you the
00:08:47.640 same, uh, uh, poster thing about how I'm a transphobe. And then there's a whole in, in the
00:08:55.980 brochure, it lists, uh, a number of my very disturbing viewpoints. So it gives a little
00:09:03.420 bit of a rundown, a resume of all of my bigoted and horrific things that I believe and have said
00:09:08.580 in my life. And, um, just for example, it says voting rights. Matt Walsh staunchly endorses stripping
00:09:16.560 people of the right to vote if he considers them to be ignorant or non-contributing. I do. I do
00:09:22.920 support that actually. Uh, and specifically only wants people to vote if they pay taxes and have
00:09:27.740 passed an eighth grade civics exam. Yes. What's the problem with that? Yes. I am fully on board
00:09:32.900 with stripping lots of people of the voting rights. I've been very clear about this. I, I unironically
00:09:37.140 believe that millions of people should not have the right to vote who currently do. And I think we
00:09:41.960 should take that right from them. I absolutely believe that if you can't pass an eighth grade civics
00:09:46.020 exam, you have no business voting. I think you should not have the right to vote.
00:09:49.760 This system was never set up to give literally every single person the right to vote.
00:09:54.920 And it doesn't work that way. It doesn't work. We don't need every ignoramus, every non-contributing
00:10:02.160 moron to vote. Um, that's not what the founding fathers had in mind. That's the system just doesn't
00:10:10.080 work anyway. And then it goes through and a bunch of all my other things. Uh, Walsh spends much of his
00:10:15.680 bandwidth attacking a handful of progressive figures such as Bernie Sanders and Alexandria
00:10:19.260 Cesar Cortez. Um, yeah, yeah, that's true too. Anyway, it's very unfortunate that they didn't
00:10:26.100 actually come into the room to the talk itself because I was really hoping that last night would
00:10:29.700 be the night finally that after all of these many months of asking that I could finally get
00:10:35.500 a leftist to define the word woman for me. You know, I, it's been my goal as you know, to get
00:10:41.960 someone on the left to offer a definition. I was really hoping it would happen last night during
00:10:46.140 the Q and a finally, uh, but that hope and dream was dashed now. And so this is, this is the,
00:10:55.360 the, the, the really unfortunate thing. It, the stifling, suffocating intellectual cowardice
00:11:04.640 of these people. It's, it's fun to laugh at and easy to laugh at, but to view opposing ideas as attacks,
00:11:14.780 as mortal threats, rather than opportunities, opportunities to sharper, sharpen your own mental
00:11:23.140 tools to test your ideas and your perceptions, to engage with differing viewpoints, to grow
00:11:30.440 as a person, rather than viewing it as that, they view it as a mortal threat to their very lives.
00:11:35.640 And we've gotten so used to this that we're numb to it. And everybody says, yeah, well, that's the
00:11:41.200 way it goes on college campuses, but let's not lose sight. It is the way it goes, but let's not lose
00:11:46.020 sight of how extraordinary it is that it's become this. It's not, it shouldn't be normal. It might be
00:11:52.080 normal, but it shouldn't be people, not just any people, but young, young people talking about
00:11:59.280 young people here who view opposing ideas as physical threats to their safety. And these again,
00:12:05.080 are people in college, an institution of, of learning where thinking is supposed to be the whole point of
00:12:12.180 the exercise where encountering challenging ideas is supposed to be one of the, one of the great
00:12:17.960 benefits of going to a university. See, it's supposed to be old people, old and world weary people.
00:12:27.260 They're supposed to be the ones who are setting their ways, setting their ideas, setting their
00:12:30.860 opinions, immovable. I'm not saying, I'm not saying it's good even for older folks to be that way.
00:12:37.180 I don't think anyone should be that way, but I mean, at least it's understandable if you're a 75 year
00:12:41.960 old guy and you're saying, you know what, this is who I am. This is what I believe. This is what my opinions are.
00:12:48.220 I'm too old now. I'm not changing this. I'm going to ride this out. Even if I'm wrong, I'm riding this
00:12:53.360 thing out to the end because it's, I got other things to worry about. In fact, no, I don't want to
00:12:59.140 worry about anything. I'm just going to kick back and relax. Not worrying about, about debating you,
00:13:04.920 you little whippersnappers anymore. So I understand that mentality from an older person.
00:13:10.820 If you're 75, but 19, 20, and you're going to block out all other ideas at that age,
00:13:19.020 you're supposed to be experimenting with ideas fearlessly at that age. Again, I think you should
00:13:27.240 be doing that at any age. And it's great too, because it's okay to be wrong, especially when
00:13:33.860 you're young. People expect you to be wrong. So you got nothing to lose. You know, you, when you're,
00:13:39.300 when you're 19, you're in college, you don't have any family, no dependents, not, you have no real
00:13:44.240 responsibilities. You can be wrong about anything. There's, there's really no consequence to being
00:13:49.280 wrong. People expect it. No one's worried about it. So be as wrong as you want.
00:13:53.540 Um, you know, I think, and, and there, there used to be this stereotype and you still find this
00:14:02.520 sometimes among college age kids where they go, they, they, they go wildly from one extreme to
00:14:11.280 another. And one second you see them and they're a radical communist. The next thing you know,
00:14:15.640 they're a libertarian and they're back and forth like a, like a pinball machine, all these different
00:14:19.680 views. And they get very invested in this view. And then they're over here and over there back.
00:14:24.020 Um, that actually is good. I think that's what, that's sort of what youth should be because you're
00:14:28.880 experimenting with ideas and you've got that youthful enthusiasm. So when you stumble across an idea that
00:14:35.080 you think is interesting, you get very invested in it. Uh, but then, you know, you're still open to
00:14:39.740 other things. You're reading and you're thinking. And so now next thing you know, you're over there and
00:14:43.200 you're back and forth, that's fine. I think that's what being young should be all about. But now it's
00:14:49.640 become not that at all. Now it's, this is my viewpoint as, as, as irrational and deranged as it might be.
00:15:01.600 I'm not changing. This is what I believe. And I simply will not allow myself to even come in contact
00:15:09.760 with any other ideas, right? This is, these are my ideas and, and, uh, I'm quarantining myself
00:15:16.200 like the Corona virus. I'm quarantining myself. That's how they, I did think about that last night.
00:15:21.500 This is, this is how they treat opposing ideas. They treat it like a, if you have an opposing idea,
00:15:25.640 they treat you like you have the Corona virus and they're going to quarantine you stay away.
00:15:30.820 They're just one step away from asking for, from demanding that you wear a surgical mask so that
00:15:36.180 your opposing ideas don't, don't leak out on, uh, you know, uh, unintentionally and infect somebody.
00:15:42.460 Now, um, so that, that, that's one problem. The, the intellectual cowardice. The other thing is this
00:15:50.420 calling everything bigoted. And this is part of course, the way of, of trying to shut down debate,
00:15:55.460 call everything bigot and fascist. And you heard in the brochure there, I'm a bigot,
00:15:59.680 fascist, fascist, racist, all of those, all those various ists and phobias. That's the way these
00:16:06.140 things always go, but it has no effect anymore. Nobody cares about being called these things. I
00:16:10.000 don't care at all. People ask me sometimes, how do you deal with the labels? People call you bigoted.
00:16:16.360 How do I deal with it? I do not care at all. It means nothing to me that has no effect. It should
00:16:23.340 though. It should mean something to me. It actually should. I should care about somebody calling me a
00:16:29.000 bigot because bigotry is real. It's a bad thing to be a bigot. So I think maybe there was a time
00:16:35.820 when you accuse somebody of being a bigot. That was a serious charge, but now it's, it's so common
00:16:42.420 that I can't afford to care. And this is the analogy that I use yesterday in my talk to try to explain
00:16:50.660 why it works this way. Now, let's say that you bought a bottle of rat poison because you have a
00:16:58.480 problem in your house and, um, you got the rat poison. Would you then with your rat poison go
00:17:07.060 and label every container in your home, rat poison, just to be cautious, just to be safe.
00:17:12.340 You're going to call everything rat poison. Well, you wouldn't do that because the other people in
00:17:16.300 your home, you know, your kids, your wife, or if you, your parents, your siblings, now they're not
00:17:22.280 going to be really sure what the real rat poison is because you've called everything rat poison.
00:17:25.820 And the result is after a while, they're going to ignore the labels because they have no choice
00:17:31.220 because it's the only way to function now. And they're going to live their life. The problem is
00:17:37.020 that there actually is rat poison in one of those containers. And now you've just increased the
00:17:42.400 likelihood that someone is going to come in contact with or ingest the rat poison because you've negated
00:17:50.460 the effectiveness and the meaning of the label. In a similar way, when you go around reflexively
00:17:54.840 labeling every opinion, you don't like bigotry or fascism, you've made it so that those labels
00:18:00.120 mean nothing. Nobody can take them seriously anymore. And then what do you do when there
00:18:06.420 actually is bigotry or fascism to fight? Do you say, well, you can't, you can't say, Hey, look,
00:18:11.140 it's a bigot. It's a fascist. You can't say that. Well, you can, but no one's going to listen.
00:18:17.680 Everyone's going to yawn and say, Oh yeah, well, that's what you said about the last 19,000 people
00:18:21.220 you came in contact with. So, and that's really a problem because again, there is actual bigotry is
00:18:29.640 a real thing. Fascism is a real thing. There are racists out there. Um, but you've called everyone
00:18:40.420 that. And so not only have you, it's not just that you've made the label meaningless,
00:18:47.900 but now you've, you've really caused more people to go, you know, and end up becoming bigots
00:18:57.120 because when you try to warn someone away from that bigoted worldview, they're going to say,
00:19:04.480 what's what I mean? You call everything bigoted. So now you're saying this is bigoted too.
00:19:07.720 Maybe in this case, it actually is, but you have no way of telling them that you have no word left
00:19:14.100 to describe actual bigotry. I guess this is a, just a way, a way of retelling the boy who cried
00:19:21.040 wolf, I suppose. So I could, I could probably keep it at that, but, uh, and that's, that's what it is.
00:19:26.940 So even if I am a bigot or a fascist, which I don't think I am, but even if I was,
00:19:32.400 you calling me that has no effect. It has no meaning. It has no substance
00:19:35.480 because that's what you say about everybody. All right. We're going to get to headlines in a
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00:20:45.880 daily wire.com slash subscribe headlines. Number one, Bernie Sanders has officially unveiled his
00:20:51.420 extremist pro-abortion agenda for if he, uh, becomes president, he's calling it the reproductive
00:20:56.560 justice plan reading. Uh, let me read now from a report in one of my favorite websites,
00:21:01.460 life site news. It says Democrat presidential contender and avowed socialist Senator Bernie
00:21:05.720 Sanders has formally unveiled the abortion agenda he's running on in 2020, collecting in a single
00:21:10.320 location, the various absolutist promises he has made to the abortion lobby. The Vermont Senator's
00:21:16.560 so-called reproductive healthcare and justice for all plan pledges to repeal the Hyde amendment,
00:21:22.940 thereby allowing direct funding of elective abortions with tax dollars, make contraception free and
00:21:28.480 available over the counter and significantly expand funding for Planned Parenthood title
00:21:32.360 10 and other initiatives that offer and promote abortions. Uh, okay. A lot of problems here. Of
00:21:38.740 course, let's start with funding Planned Parenthood. He wants to dramatically increase funding for
00:21:43.980 Planned Parenthood. They already get half a billion dollars a year. This is a billion dollar corporation
00:21:49.700 that gets half a billion a year in tax funding. Sanders wants to give them more. So Sanders,
00:21:55.600 the guy who hates billionaires, hates corporations is actually okay with giving billions to a corporation.
00:22:01.480 He's the corporate welfare guy now, but only if they kill babies. Think about that. The only
00:22:08.660 corporation that Bernie Sanders likes and actually likes so much that he wants to give more money to
00:22:15.480 more than half a billion is the one that kills babies. This man is a demented freak.
00:22:22.460 Is that harsh? Maybe a little, but deserved. Number two, speaking of Bernie Sanders,
00:22:29.240 he said on Fox yesterday that it would be xenophobic to shut down the border, even in the case of trying
00:22:35.740 to contain a viral pandemic. We're going to move on to the next audience question, but if you had to,
00:22:41.640 if you had to, would you close down the borders?
00:22:43.520 No, I mean, what you don't want to do right now, we have a president who has propagated xenophobic
00:22:54.080 anti-immigrant sentiment from before he was elected. What we need to do is have the scientists
00:23:01.240 take a hard look at what we need to do. There are communities where the virus is spreading.
00:23:06.780 What does that mean? It may mean self-quarantining. It may be not having public assemblies. But let's
00:23:13.100 not go back to the same old thing. Isn't it interesting that a president who has been
00:23:17.840 demagoguing and demonizing immigrants, the first thing that he could think about is closing down
00:23:22.500 the border. So we need scientists to tell us the appropriate approach, not a political approach.
00:23:27.760 We see again here that leftist positions are actually religious doctrines. There is no reason
00:23:33.180 at all to oppose shutting down the border in the case of a pandemic. It's just an obvious
00:23:40.580 thing that you would do. Unless you believe in a doctrine that says shutting down the border is
00:23:46.380 intrinsically immoral. Controlling the border is intrinsically immoral, which is nonsense,
00:23:52.280 obviously, but that's their religious conviction and that's why they can never be talked out of it.
00:23:55.880 Number three, Representative Paul Gosar is in self-quarantine. He tweeted something yesterday
00:24:02.120 that went viral for all the wrong reasons. Here's the tweet. He says,
00:24:07.340 been thinking about life and mortality today. I'd rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus.
00:24:13.840 In a way, it doesn't matter, but it kind of does. And there's a picture there of guys in chain
00:24:19.500 league armor, sword fighting. And so he's in self-quarantine, worried about the virus, thinking
00:24:25.300 I'd rather die that way, which people are making fun of him. Don't we all feel that way? I, you know,
00:24:30.220 I certainly agree. Only personally, I've always imagined and hoped that my demise would come when I
00:24:37.900 trip, when I trip running away from some pursuing monster or enemy of some kind. And there's a whole
00:24:45.560 group of us. And then, and then I trip on a, on a route or something. And, uh, and, and I say to
00:24:50.420 the other people, you go on without me. And they stop and they say, no, no, no, we're going to take
00:24:54.840 you. And I, and I, and I, and I say, I look at them resolutely and I say, no, no go. And then as
00:25:03.800 they're turning to leave, I say something inspiring, like, uh, you know, I'll live on in your heart or not
00:25:08.900 that exactly. I'm workshopping it still a little bit, but of course, uh, but, but the main thing is
00:25:13.120 there is no reason for me to tell them to go on without me. Cause I could have gotten up,
00:25:17.760 you know, in all the movies, the person trips and says, go on without me. You could easily just
00:25:21.860 get up and keep running, but you decided it's not worth the effort. So I'm just going to die.
00:25:26.300 So that's my plan anyway, but we all have our dreams. Number four on the subject of the virus,
00:25:30.880 people in France are throwing caution to the wind in spite of the Corona outbreak. And they're doing
00:25:37.500 whatever in the hell this is. Okay. So that was 3,500 people dressed like Smurfs gathering
00:25:51.540 together to break the world record. I'm not sure what the record is exactly. Presumably the world
00:25:57.840 record for the most embarrassing thing that a group of people have ever done in their ever in history,
00:26:01.640 or maybe it's the world record for most people who've gathered together as Smurfs, which means
00:26:10.120 that there have been other groups and other occasions like this of, of, of smaller groups of
00:26:14.680 people gathering as Smurfs. In fact, this, you know, I mean, this goes back, I believe this is
00:26:20.080 how the black plague started. Maybe the blue plague, we should call it. All I can say is if France is
00:26:25.720 ultimately decimated by disease because thousands of people passed it to each other at a giant Smurf
00:26:30.960 gathering. Well, there's just something about that. That seems appropriate. It's very on brand
00:26:35.980 for France. It seems to me at number five from the daily caller reading. Now the report, it says
00:26:42.560 porn hub struck back Monday at a petition to shut down the website, demanding that the pornography
00:26:46.800 platform be held accountable for the role it's accused of playing in sex trafficking and allowing
00:26:51.440 child rape films. Director of abolition for Exodus cry, uh, Lila Micklewaite told the daily wire news,
00:26:58.860 the daily caller news foundation, I should say that she has focused her efforts for the past eight
00:27:04.160 years on the connection between pornography, sex trafficking and sexual exploitation. Her change.org
00:27:09.220 petition calls for the government to shut down porn hub and hold its executives accountable for aiding
00:27:13.960 trafficking. And it's garnered more than 400,000 signatures since it was created February 10th.
00:27:18.720 The petition criticizes porn hub for allegedly failing to have a system to reliably verify the age and
00:27:23.920 consent of those depicted in pornography. Uh, and it goes off there. Porn hub has responded saying that
00:27:30.680 this is wrong and this is a radical right-wing attempt to shut us down and, uh, and so on.
00:27:38.480 Now I think we'll talk more in detail about this later on in the week, because this is worth,
00:27:43.160 worth focusing on more, uh, intently. But we've talked about the issue of trying to ban porn.
00:27:50.520 And I realized that on that position, I am very much in a minority, which I'm in a minority in a
00:27:56.340 lot of my positions. So I'm used to it. But even if you, no matter how you feel about banning porn,
00:28:01.020 let's, let's put that conversation to the side for a moment.
00:28:05.100 We should be able to agree at a minimum as decent, rational people that a website like porn hub
00:28:14.540 that has billions of hours of pornography. It's the largest porn site in the world by a mile.
00:28:20.180 Uh, and, and, and, and, and many of those videos, many, many, many thousands of hours of that content
00:28:26.620 consists of rape porn and child porn. Um, I think we should be able to agree
00:28:35.600 that a company like that should face some regulations, at least some controls,
00:28:42.880 and it should be required by law to put a, to put something in place to verify that
00:28:50.240 the content it's allowing on its platform is not rape or child molestation.
00:28:56.600 We should be able to agree on that. They should be required by law to ensure that they are not
00:29:07.200 allowing child porn and rape films on their platforms. And they should also be required by
00:29:15.220 law to make sure that the people viewing, to put, they, they, there, there should be some age
00:29:20.580 restrictions on the content and there should be some, they, they should have to put something in
00:29:25.080 place to ensure that the people viewing the content are not kids. Because as it stands right now,
00:29:31.440 you know, just having to click, yes, I'm 18, that's not going to cut it. There should be something
00:29:36.620 more, something like you have to provide an ID. You know, there, there are many ways you could go
00:29:41.840 about this and it's no matter what you do. Okay. It's, it's not going to be 100%, but it'd be a lot
00:29:49.220 better than what it is now, where there is effectively no filter put in place whatsoever.
00:29:55.080 To stop kids from getting on the, getting on the site. And so Pornhub is making millions of
00:30:01.360 dollars on showing porn to kids. And they know that's what they're doing. In fact, they even
00:30:06.760 market to kids. If you look at the way that they market, especially on social media, it is
00:30:12.900 obviously tailored oftentimes to kids. So this, again, we should be able to agree. And the only,
00:30:20.620 I guess the, what you might say is, well, but if Pornhub is required to make sure they're not
00:30:26.820 showing rape films and child porn, that might be too onerous and it'd shut down the company.
00:30:32.300 Okay. What is that? Is that supposed to be some sort of dystopian worst case scenario?
00:30:40.420 You know what? If you can't run your company without ensuring that your business doesn't
00:30:50.440 involve showing child porn and rape films to millions of people, you know, if that is an
00:30:55.740 integral part of your business and there's no way for you to weed it out without your, your,
00:31:01.440 your company itself shutting down. Well, to me, that's a really good indication that your company
00:31:05.760 should shut down. All right. Let's go to your daily cancellation before we have emails here in
00:31:14.880 a moment. Today, I have a rather somber cancellation that I have to do. I don't want to have to do this.
00:31:22.620 It's not something that a parent ever wants to do, but it is something that I think many parents find
00:31:29.960 that they must do. There, there comes a time. And so I must cancel my kids today, at least the older
00:31:37.840 ones, the twins, six years old. And I guess my, my younger son, three years old, uh, I'm going to
00:31:43.140 have to cancel him as well. They're all canceled. I can't afford them. I for, I informed them this
00:31:48.220 morning. You're all canceled, canceled, canceled, canceled while they're eating breakfast.
00:31:52.580 And let me explain why. And I think you'll, you'll sympathize over the weekend. Actually,
00:31:58.340 it was on Saturday, Saturday morning. I was excited to finally show to my kids. And this is
00:32:04.060 something I've been, I've been waiting to do this for six years. And I, I felt like the time is now
00:32:08.260 that they're ready. And so I decided that, uh, I was going to show the kids the movie space jam.
00:32:14.360 Now, as a kid, space jam was for me, one of the great cinematic classics. How could you not love it?
00:32:20.740 Combining Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny is just, it's two worlds colliding. It's a,
00:32:25.820 it's like a dream come true. Uh, I probably, I, space jam came out when I think I was like nine.
00:32:31.720 I probably watched it 40 times the first year it came out. It was funny. It was dramatic. It was
00:32:37.420 inspirational. It was suspenseful. It was at times sad, but ultimately uplifting. Uh, Jordan's acting
00:32:44.960 was superb. He was able to portray two entire emotions, mildly amused and mildly concerned.
00:32:54.640 And those, that was his range. It's an incredible acting range. I think I'm betting that Daniel Day
00:32:59.560 Lewis, as he was watching space jam, which I'm sure he has, we, when he first saw it, he fell into deep
00:33:06.060 despair, knowing that he would never be able to act as well as Michael Jordan. So the point is,
00:33:11.740 this was a hugely influential movie to me in my life. And finally, it was time on a Saturday morning,
00:33:17.420 hearkening back to my days of watching Looney Tunes on a Saturday morning. That's why I chose a
00:33:20.860 Saturday morning. Everything was right. Time to show the kids the movie. And they were not impressed
00:33:28.300 at all. They hardly paid attention through the whole thing. Didn't take it seriously.
00:33:34.780 No respect for the artistry on display. No respect, um, for my childhood and my emotional attachment to
00:33:49.800 this movie. And finally, when it was over and I asked them what they thought, my daughter said
00:33:54.440 her exact words. It was kind of weird and boring, daddy. Sorry. And then my son said that it reminded
00:34:01.560 him a little bit of Zootopia because of the bunny, except Zootopia is good. That was what he said.
00:34:09.480 And I'll tell you why it hurt so much. It was the realization, realization that my kids are
00:34:14.560 uncultured Philistines who wouldn't know great art if it fell on their head like a cartoon anvil.
00:34:21.640 And, and, and, and by the way, which, which they also don't understand is the height of comedy.
00:34:26.040 An anvil falling on someone's head and they're squished down like a pancake.
00:34:30.840 Nothing is funnier than that. Happens in Space Jam. They don't even crack a smile.
00:34:37.660 I'm telling you right now, I, this, this weekend I've decided I'm going to show my kids
00:34:41.060 the never ending story. Um, as we, as we do this tour of my childhood films.
00:34:47.120 And if they don't like that one, I'm calling the adoption agency. Uh, it's, it's done. Enough is
00:34:52.540 enough. You got to put your foot down. All right. Now let's go to, uh, emails and you can email the
00:34:58.840 show. If you become a member of the daily wire, you get access to the, to the, uh, to the mailbag
00:35:03.260 and we'll, and so we'll get to one, uh, email here. And then, uh, and then we also have, as I said,
00:35:09.480 Andrew, who's going to tell me why I'm wrong. All right. This is from Rachel says,
00:35:12.420 Dear Galactic Lord Dictator and Culinary King, I'm hoping you can pass along your culinary skills
00:35:17.780 slash expertise. I have noticed that whenever I, uh, have a meal at a restaurant and enjoy it
00:35:23.640 and then try to replicate it at home, there's always something missing. I can never get it to
00:35:28.180 taste the same. I'm not sure I've ever made a quote restaurant quality meal in my life.
00:35:33.760 Where am I going wrong? Well, Rachel, um, I would need to know, and don't take this the wrong way,
00:35:40.980 but I would need to know your race and your location to answer this question.
00:35:47.180 Without that information, there's not much I can tell you because I, I haven't had your cooking,
00:35:51.160 which sounds like, thank God I haven't. But, uh, the reason I need to know your race and location
00:35:56.820 is that if you are white and not from the South, so if you're a white Yankee, then I could tell you
00:36:05.340 without having your cooking, I could tell you right now exactly what it is. I can tell you what the
00:36:09.500 problem is with 100% certainty. You're using, you're not using enough butter. You're not using
00:36:16.300 enough seasoning. Um, white northerners have had this problem for centuries now. This is, you know,
00:36:23.520 I think this is one of the things the civil war was over. The food is bland, butterless. See,
00:36:30.840 what you have to understand about restaurants, restaurants put butter on everything. If you're
00:36:33.520 asking why are, why is food so good at restaurants is because they put globs of butter on everything.
00:36:39.100 They put a, if you're having green beans at a restaurant, they put a, they put a gallon of
00:36:43.240 butter on it. It doesn't matter. Vegetables, meat, everything. Butter, butter, butter. That's why it
00:36:49.240 tastes so good. And, uh, that's why food in the South tastes good. In the South, they understand this.
00:36:54.800 They are just taking dump trucks of butter and putting it on everything they make down there.
00:36:59.080 They even, they even, you walk into a house in the South, they cover the walls and the, and the,
00:37:03.780 and the floor with butter. Everything has butter. And the food is great. Of course, that's why so
00:37:09.320 many Southerners are obese. I think eight of the fattest 10 states in the union are, are in the South,
00:37:14.920 but it's, it's, it's worth it for the great food. And then seasoning. This again is a problem among
00:37:19.400 white northerners, not nearly enough seasoning. Um, so if you're in that category, you should be using,
00:37:26.000 and I say this by the way, as a, as a white per is a white northerner myself. Okay. So I'm allowed
00:37:29.640 to say everything that I'm saying right now. These are, these are insulting stereotypes. They are
00:37:33.760 absolutely true. And, uh, so the other thing is a seasoning problem. Now you, and I have to tell
00:37:40.940 myself this because my friend, I've had to overcome this. My, I realized that my first inclination is to
00:37:47.080 use about a quarter of the seasoning that I should be. So I need to, what, what, when, when it feels like
00:37:51.540 I've used enough seasoning, put four times that amount on, uh, that's the rule of thumb. Now,
00:37:59.160 if you're making a steak or something, a really nice cut of meat, it's a little bit different.
00:38:02.380 In that case, you're putting salt, you're using the butter. The butter rule still applies, but you
00:38:06.800 want to let the flavors of the meat come out. The salt's going to help with that. Uh, you don't want
00:38:10.180 to drown it in seasoning in that case. But if, uh, for, for any dish that is not a very nice cut of
00:38:15.260 meat, you want the seasoning. I was at a, uh, someone's house the other day and they were making
00:38:20.260 tacos. And, uh, I watched them put one packet of the store-bought taco seasoning on two pounds of
00:38:29.700 ground beef, ground beef. Horrifying. Now you shouldn't be using the packets anyway. You should
00:38:34.840 make that at home, but because you should have a spice cabinet that has everything that the taco
00:38:38.780 seasoning is in, that's in the taco seasoning. But if you're using the packets, you want at least
00:38:43.660 three of them for that amount of meat, if not four. All right, let's go to, uh, why I'm wrong.
00:38:51.020 This is from Andrew. It says, hi, Matt. I attended your talk at College Park last night,
00:38:55.960 University of Maryland. I really enjoyed it and thought you gave easily the best speech of any
00:38:59.960 conservative I've seen on campus. Uh, but I did have a problem with one argument you made. Okay,
00:39:06.680 well, you just wrote it. So you compliment me and then you, and then you tell me that I'm wrong.
00:39:10.620 Didn't get a chance to talk to you about it in the Q&A. You said that only heterosexual people
00:39:16.280 should be able to get married because only that union can serve as the basis of the family because
00:39:20.640 only they can procreate. But you didn't adequately address the fact that some heterosexual unions are
00:39:25.940 not fertile and same-sex unions can still adopt. How does this not destroy your argument? Uh, well,
00:39:32.720 hi, Andrew. I think I did address that. Um, it's true, of course, that some straight couples
00:39:40.480 can't have kids. In fact, every straight couple is in that boat eventually if they stay together and
00:39:46.980 if, if, uh, if they live long enough. Also, it's true that same-sex couples can adopt, but none of
00:39:53.560 this has any bearing on my point. My point is that hetero, the heterosexual union in principle
00:39:58.960 has the capacity to create life. And this capacity sets it apart from any other union. In a similar
00:40:04.920 way, you know, I might say that human beings in principle have two arms and two legs. Meaning
00:40:10.380 these are fundamental features. As a general rule, human beings have two arms and two legs.
00:40:16.560 If somebody were to say to you, describe what a human being looks like, you're going to say,
00:40:23.120 you're going to give a description and it's going to include two arms and two legs.
00:40:27.920 Just like if I ask you, what does an elephant look like? In your description, you're going to
00:40:31.880 mention that the, uh, the trunk, right? That's what in principle is general rule. Now a person can
00:40:39.780 lose an arm. A person can be born with a deformity and not have any legs. Does this make them not human?
00:40:45.660 Well, of course not. But, uh, the point is that they would have arms and legs if not for the mutation
00:40:50.940 or disease or injury that caused, uh, things to be different for them. So they are exceptions,
00:40:56.260 but they are exceptions that prove the rule because if someone has one arm or no legs,
00:41:01.580 you automatically know that something went wrong. Automatically. You know that there was an injury,
00:41:07.320 there was a, there was a, a, a mutation, there was an illness. You know that for sure
00:41:12.640 because they're not supposed to be that way. And we know they're not supposed to be that way
00:41:17.640 because we know in principle what a human being is supposed to look like. Now, what happens if a
00:41:23.440 spaceship lands and creatures come out of the spaceship and, uh, all the creatures have eight
00:41:29.560 arms and four legs? Be a little top heavy, but well, in that case, we would know that these creatures,
00:41:39.640 whatever they are, are not human. This is not a case of a minority of people who happen to have
00:41:44.960 fewer limbs than they ought to have because of some misfortune that befell them. No, now we have
00:41:49.760 a whole race of creatures who it would appear in principle have, uh, eight leg or eight arms and
00:41:56.300 four legs or whatever it is. So they aren't human. That doesn't mean they have less moral value
00:42:01.360 necessarily than human beings do. It just means that they're something different. They are something
00:42:06.240 other. We would call them something different. We wouldn't call them human. Okay. Back to marriage.
00:42:10.940 We have two things here to consider. One thing is the heterosexual union, which in principle has,
00:42:18.680 or at one point had, barring illness or deformity, the capacity to in itself create new life. The other
00:42:26.240 thing, the homosexual union in principle does not have and has never had and can never have and will
00:42:33.880 never have the capacity to in itself create new life. Uh, so these are two things that are in
00:42:41.320 principle different. We don't even need to get into the moral valuations right now. They're just
00:42:47.760 different. I, I, I'm trying to get you to, to that point of acknowledging the difference and they're
00:42:54.400 different in an, in a powerful and important way. One of these things creates people. The other does not.
00:43:03.240 I mean, imagine if the, rather than marital unions, we were talking about machines and you had one
00:43:11.720 machine that created people and another machine that didn't do that. Okay. Well, these are different
00:43:17.640 machines, right? And you probably, you wouldn't give them the same name. Uh, and, and you would
00:43:23.920 probably come to the conclusion that the, the, the, uh, people making machine is probably a little bit
00:43:29.980 more important because of what it does because of the function, because of its purpose. So my argument
00:43:38.900 is the thing that creates people should have a different name, be called something different
00:43:43.500 and should be valued by and protected by society more simply because of its crucial importance to
00:43:51.000 society. Everyone says, well, maybe the answer is to get the government out of marriage. The reason
00:43:56.460 the government, the state had a vested interest in marriage is because of its procreative potential.
00:44:03.980 And so that, that makes it a, something that everybody is concerned with. It doesn't mean that
00:44:08.800 the entire world can barge into your marriage and dictate terms and have a say in everything you do.
00:44:13.780 It's just that, uh, there's a real interest in protecting and, and, uh, encouraging the,
00:44:20.520 that marital union because it, it, it serves as the basis for the formation of new life
00:44:27.020 and, and the family and the family is the foundation of human civilization. And so of course,
00:44:33.520 human civilization is interested in it. Now the same sex union, uh, doesn't have that capacity. So
00:44:40.320 society has no real interest in it. The state has no real interest in it.
00:44:44.560 And that, again, is apart from any moral valuation. It's just, it's, there's not any,
00:44:52.100 it's just, why does society need to protect the union of, of, of, of two people who are, you know,
00:44:59.800 living together or, or what have you, but there's no procreative potential there.
00:45:04.440 Uh, and, and so that's the difference. That's, that's my point. Just remember that phrase in
00:45:12.420 principle. And so that, that I think will help navigate all these exceptions and serenity and
00:45:17.780 infertility and all the things that you're mentioning, Andrew. And we'll leave it there.
00:45:21.440 Thanks everybody for watching. Thanks for listening. Uh, Godspeed. Oh, and remember by my book,
00:45:26.560 Church of Cowards. Godspeed. Okay.
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