The Matt Walsh Show - March 30, 2020


Ep. 455 - Wannabe Tyrants Take Advantage Of The Crisis


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41 minutes

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183.28711

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452

Misogynist Sentences

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Summary

The government is seizing more and more power each day during this crisis. Should we be cooperating with this? That s the question we ll tackle today on the Matt Wall Show. Plus, another 30 days added to the shutdown, can the economy survive that long? Plus, our daily cancellation and much more.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Today on the Matt Wall Show, governments at every level are seizing essentially unlimited power for
00:00:05.480 themselves during this crisis. Should we be cooperating with this? That's the question we'll
00:00:09.680 tackle. Also, five headlines, including another 30 days tacked on to the shutdowns, at least
00:00:16.260 another 30 days. Can the economy actually survive that long? Plus our daily cancellation and much
00:00:21.720 more all coming up. All right. So first of all, by the way, what are you guys doing about? I was
00:00:27.620 thinking about this this morning. What are you doing about hair, haircuts and everything?
00:00:32.320 Because I'm on the verge of letting my wife cut my hair for me because I don't know how much longer
00:00:37.480 this is going to go on. And I was thinking, and I really have no commentary to offer on this,
00:00:41.400 except to say that when you consider hair barbershops and salons shut down for as long as
00:00:47.020 they've been shut down on top of men growing quarantine beards on top of people just not
00:00:52.940 grooming themselves in general because they feel like they're not going to be around anybody other
00:00:57.260 than their own family. And who cares if you're a disgusting mess around your family? I would say
00:01:01.620 we are certainly at the perhaps the hairiest point in our history. This may be our hairiest moment,
00:01:08.060 at least in modern history. So that's an interesting fact just to enter into the record books.
00:01:13.480 But I would be I would like to know what everyone is doing about the haircutting situation. That's
00:01:19.100 I do believe we should try to be self-sufficient. That's one thing, though, that's difficult to be
00:01:24.120 self-sufficient with that. All right. Now, I have argued extensively that shutting down the economy,
00:01:29.240 locking people in their homes, causing record setting unemployment, etc. These are not the
00:01:34.140 right measures to take to slow the spread of the virus. We're ruining the lives and livelihoods of
00:01:38.640 many millions. People were plunging into an economic crash, unlike anything we've ever seen before,
00:01:42.900 all to accomplish something that seems to me could be accomplished, perhaps arguably in less
00:01:49.220 costly ways. But there's another aspect to these shutdowns, one that I haven't been focused on
00:01:54.740 quite as much because to me, the economic fallout is the most seems to be the most urgent problem.
00:02:00.860 But this is very significant as well, of course, that the government, both at the federal and local
00:02:05.420 level, is claiming for itself more and more power each day that in many cases, it does not actually
00:02:13.800 legally possess. It doesn't have this power. It's just claimed it for itself. So let me give you a few
00:02:19.160 examples of this, and we'll go from least serious to most, because something that is happening in
00:02:25.980 New York City or might happen in New York City is just way beyond any kind of bounds. We'll get to
00:02:35.100 that in a second. But a few examples from the past 24 to 48 hours. Someone posted this picture to
00:02:41.240 Twitter. We're not told where this is exactly, but it says, has it come to this? Businesses being told
00:02:47.200 to block off non-essential items they're not allowed to sell. Do we realize how dangerous this
00:02:51.960 is to allow the government to dictate what's essential and what isn't? We've seen what they
00:02:56.560 consider healthy. Slippery slopes here. And we see in the picture, yellow tape blocking off some of
00:03:04.340 the aisles. One of the aisles appears to be selling blankets and pillows, from what I can tell. The other
00:03:10.720 has toys. We can't tell what else is being blocked off. Now, like I said, we don't know where this is,
00:03:16.780 but I do know one place where this is happening. I'm not sure if this picture is from there or not.
00:03:21.420 But according to Fox 59, officials in Howard County, Indiana, have ordered essential stores,
00:03:27.720 stores that are deemed essential because they sell essential items, to stop selling items that are not
00:03:32.740 essential. So they can be open. They can sell the essential items. They can't sell the not-essential
00:03:36.460 items. The Howard County Board of Commissioners has decreed that the following items are not
00:03:41.560 essential. Jewelry, furniture, home and lawn decor, toys or games, carpets, rugs, flooring,
00:03:50.600 non-emergency appliances, music, books, magazines, crafted art supplies, paint, entertainment electronics.
00:03:57.840 All of those are not essential. Okay, now, the first problem that immediately springs to mind here
00:04:04.380 is that if you're trapped inside, especially if you have kids, toys and games and craft supplies
00:04:12.240 are pretty damned essential, it seems to me. They're essential to the psychological health of
00:04:18.200 your children and your own psychological health as a parent, most importantly. I mean, the kids are
00:04:23.240 trapped inside. They're not allowed. In many places, you can't even take them to a park. You can't take
00:04:28.600 them to a playground. And especially if you live in a suburban area. Now, fortunately, we live more
00:04:34.640 out in the country, so there's plenty of places for them to go outside and run around. But if you don't
00:04:38.520 have that, then what the hell are your kids going to do? You can park them in front of the TV, I guess,
00:04:42.500 for hours at a time, days on end. But it's good to have things like games and toys and that sort of
00:04:48.080 thing, so the kids have something to do. I would consider that pretty essential. I mean, at least
00:04:52.180 it's not as essential as like water, but it's more essential than, say, a lot of the snack foods that
00:04:58.680 a grocery store would sell. I assume like ice cream and cookies and that sort of thing. I assume those
00:05:04.800 are still being sold, right? So what's more essential for a kid during a quarantine? Cookies and ice cream
00:05:10.440 or, you know, arts and craft supplies? I know what he would say is more essential to him, what the young
00:05:18.000 child would say, but as a parent, what would you consider to be the more essential resources
00:05:22.060 to have at your disposal for your kids? So what? We've decided that all food items,
00:05:28.880 or we haven't decided this, in this case, this board of commissioners has decided that all food
00:05:33.160 items are essential, but most everything aside from that is not. Based on what logic? How have
00:05:40.560 they come to this conclusion? And the other question, of course, is how does it significantly
00:05:46.280 increase the danger of infection or of spread? If I'm already in the store and I've been walking
00:05:53.820 around the food aisles and then I stop by on the way to the, on the way to the cash register, I stop
00:05:58.620 by in the game aisle really quick and grab Monopoly. If I've managed to navigate the food aisles without
00:06:04.600 getting sick or without spreading a sickness to other people, then isn't it safe to assume I can repeat
00:06:10.180 that feat for another minute or two as I go to a different aisle of the store? The thing is, all
00:06:16.260 those questions are sort of irrelevant. The real question is this, how does the board of commissioners
00:06:21.720 in a county have the authority to decide what, which individual items are essential and which are not,
00:06:29.680 and then to prohibit the items that they have deemed inessential? Yes, local governments have the
00:06:35.740 authority to issue quarantines under certain circumstances, but how do they have the authority
00:06:39.960 to impose these kinds of very specific, subjective, arbitrary preferences on the public? So according
00:06:48.600 to them, they're going to say, no, the snack food is more essential than the board game.
00:06:53.580 That's what, okay, you say that. Is that, is there any science behind that? Is there any kind of,
00:06:59.480 that's just, you've just decided that. You as a person in government, in very local government,
00:07:05.240 have decided that. Why should that matter? Why should you be able to decide these kinds of
00:07:11.600 things just because there's a virus? Could, could they actually start whittling down the food aisle
00:07:18.040 too? Could they say, okay, uh, no, even, you know, you can't just go in there and buy food with that,
00:07:24.360 that's too much freedom. So here are the approved food items that you're allowed to buy. And we're
00:07:29.880 going to post a police officers outside the grocery store. And when you come out, we're going to check
00:07:34.580 your bags, make sure you only have approved food items. If you have an unapproved item, it's going
00:07:37.940 to be confiscated. Could they do that? It seems like, yes, they can. Now, I mean, legally, I would
00:07:44.400 say they can't, but that is a power that we apparently are willing to give them lawfully or not.
00:07:52.360 Um, and then it raises other questions too. Like, uh, if, if, uh, if, if they can do this because of a
00:08:03.600 health crisis, like a virus, well then what about in normal times? Couldn't they say we have a health
00:08:10.540 crisis of obesity and heart disease, and therefore you're prohibited from selling, if you're a grocery
00:08:16.180 store, you're prohibited from selling, you know, such and such food items that contribute to that
00:08:20.980 crisis? Couldn't they say that? Again, I would say legally, I don't see how they could, but this
00:08:27.680 apparently is a power that we're giving them or that we're going to allow them to take.
00:08:33.740 Where does it go from there? Before we move on, um, I want to tell you about Noom. And I think this is a
00:08:40.820 very important thing as we're talking about food and everything, and especially as people are locked down
00:08:44.160 and you're not, uh, getting as much exercise and everything that you normally would be getting,
00:08:49.160 it's even more important to be healthy, you know, and that's what Noom is all about. It's all about
00:08:54.860 making healthy decisions about, about helping you adjust your lifestyle, get into healthy habits.
00:08:59.760 That's what I've found to be so important about, about Noom is the, is the way that it helps me form
00:09:04.780 good habits because I know I get stuck in really bad habits and I'm struggling with that now,
00:09:09.600 especially I'm snacking a lot, you know, because you're bored. A lot of it is boredom snacking or,
00:09:13.400 you know, just the stuff is there. You're, you've got extra food in the house. You're trying
00:09:17.640 to stay, keep, keep supplied. And so you have to kind of ration it. Um, and, uh, Noom can help with
00:09:23.380 that as well. It helps, it helps you understand the psychology behind better decision-making to
00:09:28.020 make you smarter and put you in charge with moderation over restriction. You know, it's not
00:09:32.260 like there's good food or bad food or off limits food. It's just about, it's just about that. It's about
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00:10:14.000 slash Walsh. N-O-O-M.com slash Walsh. Okay. So meanwhile, over in the UK, this is in the UK,
00:10:21.040 but it's still relevant if you're in the United States, a tweet from the Warrington Police Department.
00:10:25.600 It says, overnight, six people have been summonsed for offenses relating to the new coronavirus
00:10:30.500 legislation to protect the public. These included out for a drive due to boredom,
00:10:34.740 returning from parties, multiple people from the same household going to the shops for non-essential
00:10:41.780 items. These are people that have broken the new laws, that very important law of not driving out
00:10:50.160 of boredom. Now, how do they know that people are out driving because of boredom or because they're
00:10:58.420 returning from a party? How do they know that? Well, I would assume it's because they're pulling
00:11:02.020 people over at random and asking them where they're going and why. I don't know how else they
00:11:06.980 could possibly know it. And then ticketing them if the reason is not approved by the government.
00:11:14.520 Again, there's a million problems here. Just one that I'll point to briefly is,
00:11:20.000 how does this not increase the risk of spread?
00:11:24.140 You know, you've got someone just going out for a drive, assuming they're obeying all the traffic
00:11:29.860 laws. Now, if they're not obeying the laws, if they're speeding or being reckless,
00:11:33.420 then give them a ticket for that. But assuming they're obeying the laws and not putting anybody
00:11:37.760 in jeopardy, they're in their car, how are they going to spread the virus? Is it going to be like
00:11:44.060 a drive-by spread? Are you afraid they're going to roll the window down and start coughing on random
00:11:48.180 pedestrians as they drive by? Now, even if they did that, the chances that they would actually
00:11:54.140 spread it that way seem to be slim to none. But again, if they do that somehow, if this is a crazed
00:11:59.680 biological terrorist trying to spread the disease, then, you know, arrest them for that.
00:12:05.900 But if they're in the car and they're going for a drive out of boredom, I just don't see how
00:12:10.100 they're putting anybody at risk. Now, you could say, well, they could get into an accident,
00:12:13.800 even if they're obeying all the traffic laws, there's a possibility of getting into an accident.
00:12:18.980 Okay, yeah, there's a possibility. And then there's a risk of spread there.
00:12:22.980 But where does that possibility come from? It comes because you got into an accident
00:12:27.220 and now you have to have an interaction with the police, probably if it's a fender bender or even
00:12:32.000 with the, you know, maybe you end up in the hospital. But so your way of mitigating that
00:12:37.020 is to guarantee that every time someone gets in a car, now they're going to have an interaction
00:12:41.520 with police because you're pulling them over. So the police have to interact. And the reason the
00:12:47.180 police are doing that is because if they don't do it, then there may be more interactions with police
00:12:53.180 and then it doesn't make any sense. It makes no sense whatsoever. There's no reason to do this
00:12:59.780 other than we have the power to do it. Now, back to the U.S. And I think the worst example of government
00:13:05.960 overreach that we've seen here yet. This is, well, I'll let him speak for himself. This is Mayor
00:13:12.380 Bill de Blasio in New York. Listen.
00:13:14.900 Everyone has been instructed that if they see worship services going on, they will go to the
00:13:23.140 officials of that congregation. They'll inform them they need to stop the services and disperse.
00:13:28.540 If that does not happen, they will take additional action up to the point of fines and potentially
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00:15:29.840 so that they know that we sent you? All right. So Bill de Blasio says that if you have a worship
00:15:37.820 center open, it'll be closed, perhaps permanently. He might close it permanently, as in you can never
00:15:46.140 open it again. Bill de Blasio thinks he has the authority to close churches and synagogues permanently
00:15:52.400 if they don't comply with his demands. By the way, notice how he singles out churches and synagogues.
00:15:57.960 You didn't hear it in that clip. You can kind of tell based on the context that that's what he's
00:16:01.920 talking about. But you didn't hear in that clip. But he also said, quote, if you go to your synagogue,
00:16:10.060 if you go to your church and attempt to hold services after being told so often not to,
00:16:14.760 our enforcement agents will have no choice but to shut down those services. I don't say that with
00:16:19.140 any joy. It's the last thing I'd like to do because I understand how important people's faiths are.
00:16:23.200 That's the old, this hurts me more than it hurts you thing, right? That you hear from abusive
00:16:28.200 spouses or parents. Church or synagogue, he says. Church or synagogue. What's missing here?
00:16:35.580 What type of worship building did he not mention specifically? Isn't there another one that you
00:16:41.360 might find in New York? Oh, yeah. Mosques. So what? Are mosques allowed to continue operating?
00:16:47.140 Now, de Blasio, whether we're including mosques or not, at least with churches and synagogues,
00:16:55.960 he says we can close them permanently. Does he have the constitutional authority to do that?
00:17:01.680 Can he completely override the First Amendment in the name of keeping us safe? Can he just toss it
00:17:06.880 out like it doesn't exist? No, he can't. And if he were to try to do this, if he were to actually
00:17:13.120 try to close down places of worship permanently because they're not complying with his demands,
00:17:19.900 well, all I'll say about that is that the founding fathers would recommend armed revolt
00:17:24.360 in a case such as that. And I would not be one to argue with those recommendations.
00:17:31.620 That's all I'll say.
00:17:34.980 Now, we have to ask ourselves, what do we think this is about?
00:17:38.040 The government officials, who are threatening to close down churches forever,
00:17:43.800 trying to decide what items a store can sell, having drivers pulled over and questioned,
00:17:49.740 telling their citizens they can't go for long walks outside, giving them a time limit
00:17:53.620 on the amount of time they're allowed to spend outside, as the mayor of Chicago has done,
00:17:57.260 and other places as well that's happening. Do we think this is all about their undying passion
00:18:02.640 to protect the public? Is this about them being public servants that are really into safety and
00:18:09.280 just have a great compassion and a passion for protecting people? Or is this a power trip by
00:18:17.100 out-of-control narcissists? Just look at the facial expression of Bill de Blasio as he's talking about
00:18:22.680 this. You can even see this kind of smirk on his face because he loves this. He loves being able to say
00:18:27.680 this. Especially someone like de Blasio, that he's able to get up there and threaten to shut down
00:18:33.520 churches. He loves every minute of that. He's enjoying that. What we find, yet again, as we have
00:18:41.620 been warned, as the cliche goes about power and how it corrupts, when you hand people basically unlimited
00:18:49.340 power, as we've done during this pandemic, it will be abused. It will be used for purposes that have
00:18:55.460 nothing to do with public safety or anything like that. And the other problem is we're not going to
00:19:03.880 be able to get everything back that we gave up. That's another thing that we have learned. The
00:19:11.100 government never temporarily seizes power. That never happens. It will always retain at least
00:19:17.200 a piece of the power that it took for a, quote, temporary measure, and usually the most important piece.
00:19:24.140 And before long, people just get used to it and don't really ask questions anymore.
00:19:31.500 Or after a while, if you do question it, you're seen as sort of a radical, sort of a,
00:19:36.520 I mean, just think about 9-11, all the different ways that happened. Just one example would be
00:19:42.860 the government decided it had the authority to set up these government agents in every airport.
00:19:52.400 And if you want to get on an airplane, now you have to submit to whatever amount of searching
00:19:58.020 they decide they want to do. Up to and including groping you in your genital region if they decide
00:20:06.200 that's what they're going to do. Now, when the government first started doing this, people
00:20:11.720 protested and reacted the way you would expect people to react. When the government just declares
00:20:17.200 that, you know what, we can do this now. If you want to get on a plane, you're essentially a
00:20:21.360 suspected terrorist, and the Bill of Rights is, at least for the time you're going through TSA,
00:20:29.400 is suspended, and we can search you, and that's it. Even though you're not specifically suspected
00:20:34.540 of a crime, there's no reasonable suspicion. The fact that you want to get on a plane is reason
00:20:39.860 enough. At first, people protested it. But now, everyone's kind of gotten used to it,
00:20:46.080 and they complain a little bit. But if you actually suggest, if you actually get up there,
00:20:50.800 as I have, and really propose that we should get rid of TSA and go back to allowing the airports to do
00:20:58.700 their own security, because by the way, 9-11 was not really a failure of airport security. It was a
00:21:04.660 failure of government. Government had many opportunities to catch these guys before they
00:21:10.340 did what they did. The government failed. And because of the government's failures, the government
00:21:15.000 gets to take more power. Only in government does it work that way. You fail, and you get more power.
00:21:20.380 Your punishment is you get more power. But now, people protested at first, didn't like it.
00:21:26.260 Gradually, they got used to it. And now we're at a point where, if you actually suggest we
00:21:31.920 shouldn't have this, which is what, you know, like half the country or more, back when TSA was
00:21:38.380 first proposed and first initiated, the majority of people would have said, no, no, no, we can't do it.
00:21:43.260 But now, if you really propose that we shouldn't have TSA, most people are going to look at you
00:21:47.140 like you're some kind of crazy libertarian, because they get used to it. How many things that are
00:21:54.000 happening right now are we going to just get used to as a part of life? How many of the things that we
00:22:01.600 all recognize as dramatic seizures of power now? Will we, 10 years from now, accept as normal?
00:22:10.400 And so that if someone complains about it 10 years from now, they're seen as crazy, radical,
00:22:14.360 libertarian, basically anarchists. That's a very serious question we need to ask ourselves.
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00:23:18.480 Now, to headlines. Number one, to get the economy, the idea of getting the economy up and going again
00:23:26.780 by Easter is now officially out the window, it seems. Trump yesterday said that social distancing
00:23:32.000 guidelines will be extended in another 30 days, but Trump also says that that's okay because we've
00:23:39.920 saved 2 million lives already through these measures. Now, I'm not sure if Trump is aware of
00:23:46.020 this or not, but the model that he's using to come to that number has been significantly modified.
00:23:52.080 So it's not, I don't think anyone now really seriously says or proposes that millions of lives
00:23:58.060 are at jeopardy. But either way, another 30 days. The problem, of course, is that the economy
00:24:05.420 is not going to survive another 30 days. So you could say 30 days, you can keep everything shut down
00:24:11.140 over 30 days. But the economy is going to be in ruins by the end of it. Millions of small businesses
00:24:16.960 are already on a knife's edge. Many of them have already gone under. They don't have the ability,
00:24:23.180 the financial ability to continue on for another month without revenue. It's just, it's not an option
00:24:28.400 for millions of small businesses. And we say small businesses, we're not just talking about
00:24:33.020 really small mom and pop type shops that have one employee, you know, that's a family member.
00:24:40.500 Yeah, we're talking about those too, but not just those. We're talking also about companies that
00:24:45.900 employ dozens of people. You know, there aren't many businesses in America that have the ability
00:24:52.840 to go to zero revenue for 30 days or more. Really, by the end of 30, it'll be what almost be over 40
00:24:59.800 days if it even ends at that point. The majority of business, the vast majority of businesses in America
00:25:05.560 do not have that ability. They don't have those kinds of cash reserves laying around.
00:25:12.760 Remember, 3 million people were officially put on the unemployment rolls the first week of
00:25:18.360 the shutdowns. The second week, this past week, we don't have the official numbers yet. But if you look
00:25:23.580 at the state numbers, you can already tell it's probably going to be more than 3 million. And so
00:25:27.600 we're entering a point where every successive week, the unemployment numbers will break the record set
00:25:34.500 by the week before it. And those are just the official unemployment numbers. We're not even
00:25:39.480 talking. Those are just the people who can apply for unemployment and do because and are actually
00:25:45.800 able to get through because unemployment websites across the country are crashing and shutting down.
00:25:50.220 The phone lines are jammed. So the people who actually successfully apply for unemployment,
00:25:56.500 they're going to be a small fraction of the total number of people who are actually unemployed.
00:26:01.620 So what will the actual unemployment number be on April 30th?
00:26:09.600 60 million people? 70, 80 million? I don't know.
00:26:14.420 We are charging headfirst into a catastrophe. And it's become clear to me that as we do this,
00:26:21.300 a lot of people don't realize two things. Number one, they don't realize that the government
00:26:26.740 does not have a magic wand. And so the government can't magically just freeze the economy in place
00:26:32.300 and then come back 40 days or three months later or however long and zap it again with the magic
00:26:39.080 wand and everything goes back to normal. The government can't do that. The government also
00:26:44.320 does not have the godlike power to resurrect something that is dead. And if the economy dies,
00:26:50.160 the government can't perform a belated Easter miracle and resurrect it. It's not going to happen.
00:26:57.220 Because those businesses that have gone under, they're gone.
00:27:01.880 They don't magically come back to life. The people that have lost jobs,
00:27:06.300 at the end of the shutdown, they don't magically have a job now.
00:27:10.600 Many of them.
00:27:11.320 Now, many of them will be able to find other jobs. Not all of them, though.
00:27:17.640 And also, we have to think about what other jobs. We have all these small businesses shutting down.
00:27:24.300 And a lot of people are going to be out of a job for a long time because they're not going to be
00:27:26.940 able to find another one. But what are the companies that are still hiring? Walmart, Amazon,
00:27:34.380 those kinds of companies. And so what we're seeing is these big corporate chains that are,
00:27:39.040 and this has been happening for a while, of course, for a long time, for decades, slowly.
00:27:44.020 But now, in the course of a few weeks, we've seen a dramatic shift. And it's almost like the
00:27:50.020 transformation is complete, where these big chains are cannibalizing permanently a lot of these
00:27:56.120 small businesses. And so when you see these numbers of how many people Amazon is hiring and Walmart,
00:28:02.160 and people celebrate, oh, there are still people being hired, that is, it's good that folks are getting
00:28:06.820 a job. But what it represents is a new reality for us, where you've got a handful of these big
00:28:13.560 corporate chains, and they control everything. And you might say it's already been that way. Well,
00:28:16.980 no, not really. Because there were still tens of millions of small businesses in America. Soon,
00:28:23.120 that's not going to be the case anymore. And the second thing to keep in mind here is that just,
00:28:29.560 you know, a depression is a very bleak affair. It's not, I think a lot of us, we're sort of
00:28:40.940 whistling past the graveyard. And we don't realize what this is going to mean for us.
00:28:47.300 I also think there are many people who assume that they're somehow going to be insulated
00:28:53.840 from the reality of an economic crash. And that's probably not the case. I think there are probably
00:28:58.800 a few people, very rich people, who not only will be insulated from an economic crash, but will profit
00:29:04.560 off of it. That's always going to happen. You're probably not going to be one of those people,
00:29:08.480 and neither will I. Okay, going on to the second headline, here's perhaps a preview of one of the,
00:29:14.680 one of the, one of the widespread ramifications of a economic depression. In Knox County, Tennessee,
00:29:20.400 in the span of just 48 hours, according to the mayor, there was nine suicides. In Portland,
00:29:26.560 the police say that suicide-related calls skyrocketed by almost 25% in just the first
00:29:31.620 week of quarantine. And these are only two local anecdotes. I think, sadly, we're going to see a
00:29:37.100 lot more of this. Now, we already know, as studies have shown, that suicide rates go up during economic
00:29:43.380 downturns. And that's to be expected. But what happens when you have not just a downturn, but a full-scale
00:29:49.640 crash? And what happens when that crash occurs while people are isolated? How much more is that
00:29:57.260 going to amplify the tragic results? Number three, lighten things up a little bit here. Headline from
00:30:04.500 the Daily Beast, Joe Biden launches podcast, here's the deal to provide a voice of clarity during
00:30:09.800 uncertain times. Just what we need. I know I was, this is what I've been waiting for, to get me through
00:30:15.400 this, is a Joe Biden podcast. Now, the only caveat here, of course, this is a Joe Biden podcast, so it's
00:30:20.920 only going to be available on record. You can play it on your record player. Though the Biden camp says,
00:30:26.520 because they're on the cutting edge here, they say that they're planning within five to six weeks to
00:30:30.340 roll out a cassette version of it. So that way, you could sit around with the record player with your
00:30:34.600 family, listen to a podcast, or you could pop it in the Walkman rollerblade around town, listening to it
00:30:40.920 before you get stopped and ticketed by police. Number four, I'm probably going to want to expand
00:30:46.080 on this and talk more about it in depth, maybe tomorrow. But for now, here's the headline from
00:30:50.260 the Washington Post. It says, perspective, homeschooling during the coronavirus will set
00:30:54.220 back a generation of children. Now, it will not surprise you to learn that I, shall we say, do not
00:31:02.680 agree with this perspective, to put it very, very mildly. In fact, I would say that freeing our kids
00:31:09.700 from the grasp of the government school system is maybe the only positive thing to come of all
00:31:15.240 this. But just imagine, imagine the mentality of someone who is worried that kids will be set
00:31:25.260 back because they're around their own families too much. They're going to be set back because
00:31:31.380 their parents are educating them. In other words, they're going to be set back as children because
00:31:36.220 their parents are doing what parents are supposed to do, which is teach and educate their children.
00:31:42.480 Number five, reading from Yahoo Finance, it says, it doesn't matter that the United States surpassed
00:31:46.720 China this week and reported COVID-19 cases because those numbers don't tell us how many people
00:31:51.440 actually became infected in either country, nor do they tell us how fast the disease is spreading
00:31:55.320 since only a tiny portion of the population in the United States has been tested. The numbers are
00:31:59.540 almost meaningless, says Stephen Goodman, a professor of epidemiology at Stanford University.
00:32:04.020 There's a huge reservoir of people who have mild cases and would not likely seek testing. He says,
00:32:08.640 the rate of increase in positive results reflects a mixed up combination of increased testing rates
00:32:14.140 and spread of the virus. I just wanted to read that because it's an important point we have to keep
00:32:19.760 going back to and the media would like to ignore on the rare occasion that it actually reports something
00:32:24.520 like that as Yahoo did to their credit. But we need to remember that, that the, yes,
00:32:32.020 the disease is spreading. That's certainly the case, but we don't know how many people had it
00:32:38.400 and got over it. We don't know how many people have it just mild with mild cases and they're
00:32:42.020 staying shut up in their house as they're being told to do and not getting tested, so on and so
00:32:47.160 forth. All right, let's move on to our daily cancellation. We'll be canceling Gwyneth Paltrow.
00:32:52.300 Now, this is from a few days ago, but it just crossed my radar. Actually, my wife told me about it.
00:32:56.960 My wife told me about this Gwyneth Paltrow thing, and then I told my wife because she had never heard
00:33:00.640 about the infamous Paltrow candles. Somehow my wife hadn't heard about that, so we swapped Gwyneth
00:33:06.180 Paltrow stories, which is reason perhaps to cancel us, I suppose. Anyway, Gwyneth Paltrow
00:33:12.680 is reading now from, I think this is from page six. Gwyneth Paltrow is offering her Instagram
00:33:19.020 followers some advice while they self-quarantined. Paltrow 47 shared a photo of herself wearing gloves
00:33:25.000 and a mask after a trip to the farmer's market, assuring fans that her and hubby Glee co-creator
00:33:30.540 Brad Falchuk only removed their masks and gloves once they neared their home and with no other
00:33:35.560 pedestrians around. Earlier this month, the Oscar-winning actress was criticized for a
00:33:39.480 controversial selfie posted to her Goop Instagram account featuring the star donning a pricey outfit.
00:33:45.900 Many viewed the post as being tone-deaf. Blah, blah, blah. Okay, here's the part that gets her
00:33:50.080 canceled. I don't care about that. The Goop founder recommends that everyone transform and forced
00:33:55.320 isolation into an opportunity to, quote, write a book, learn an instrument or language, or learn to
00:34:01.480 code online, or draw or paint. Okay. She's canceled for that because it's advice that ignores the existence
00:34:12.540 of children. And now if you're quarantined by yourself or just with a spouse or even with older
00:34:20.240 kids, I could see maybe, yeah, try to do watercolor and learn French or whatever. Fine. Not a bad idea.
00:34:27.520 But I happen to be locked down with four kids under the age of seven. And so the only language skills
00:34:33.500 I'm learning are just new and inventive ways of saying things like, be quiet, go play outside,
00:34:39.560 stop hitting your brother. That's a big one. I guess I could learn how to say that stuff in French.
00:34:45.680 Maybe that's the problem. Maybe my kids speak French and that's why they don't listen. Maybe
00:34:49.900 that's the issue all along. I could try it. It's been good too. Don't get me wrong. We've had a lot
00:34:55.940 of family time, a lot of family time, a lot of family time. And my wife's had the kids doing arts
00:35:04.600 and crafts. And I've taught my son how to play baseball. That's been a good real baseball,
00:35:08.920 not T-ball. He had been doing T-ball before. So I taught him how to hit the ball like a real
00:35:13.440 baseball player. And we've played board games. And my daughter has discovered a passion for doing
00:35:21.280 the dishes, which is great, very nice. So she knows how to do the dishes now and also enjoys doing it.
00:35:28.160 She can also change the baby's diaper, which means that I'm basically tapped out on those fronts because
00:35:32.500 anytime it's my turn to do it, I just say to my daughter, hey, you know, and she loves it. She
00:35:36.520 loves doing it. So there's been a lot of positive stuff happening, but you can only stay locked in
00:35:42.780 a house with four kids for so long before chaos ensues. And that's the point. And in fact, we've
00:35:51.740 had the added complication of the fact that we have a toy room in our house in the basement,
00:35:57.720 strategically placed so that we could just tell the kids, go play down in the basement.
00:36:00.880 And, um, and a place for them to destroy if they want to, like the mayor of Baltimore said during
00:36:07.760 the riots a few years ago, give them, give the rioters space to destroy. Well, I have a similar
00:36:11.860 strategy with my kids. We put them in a basement, go destroy that if you want. The problem is they
00:36:16.540 took us a little bit too literally on destroying it. And someone, one of my kids left the faucet on in
00:36:21.020 the upstairs bathroom. This happened on Friday, um, left the faucet on. It stayed on for two hours.
00:36:26.060 The drain was clogged because one of them clogged it too. Before that, it was kind of a team effort.
00:36:29.460 And, uh, and it's, it spilled over and flooded the whole bathroom. The water dripped down into
00:36:33.560 the basement. It's into the ceiling. The ceiling is like caving in now and, and, and, uh, it went
00:36:38.720 into the HVAC system. And so now we've got to have bring people out, do a whole demo, which is really
00:36:43.440 interfering with this, with the self-isolation part of it. So it's a whole thing. Um, none of my kids
00:36:48.280 will admit, uh, will, will admit that, that they were responsible for this. Although my, my son tried to
00:36:55.120 recruit my driver, try to recruit his younger brother into taking the fall for it because his
00:37:00.600 younger brother's three years old. And my son tried to convince my younger brother to, to, uh, to admit
00:37:06.560 that he did it. And I only know that because I walked into the room while my older son was saying
00:37:11.580 to his younger brother, so you did it, right, buddy? You did it. You said you did it. You left
00:37:15.360 the faucet on. Didn't you do it? Are you going to tell daddy that you did it? Now I know you might
00:37:19.820 think, well, I heard my older son saying that to my younger son, which means that my older son is
00:37:24.640 the one responsible and maybe he is, but I wouldn't put it past his twin sister, the older brother's
00:37:31.060 twin sister to convince her brother, to try to convince the younger brother to take the fall
00:37:37.480 because the sister would know that I would hear the brother trying to convince the other brother
00:37:42.060 and then think that it's his fault. You know, it's, it's like that level of, of manipulation is
00:37:49.180 something that my daughter's capable of at the age of six. Anyway, um, all that is just to say,
00:37:53.680 this is why Gwyneth Paltrow is canceled. My bathroom flooded. And so Gwyneth Paltrow is canceled.
00:38:00.940 That sums it up. That's the logic. Now we'll go to emails, uh, uh, just one, one email why I'm wrong.
00:38:07.080 And in fact, this represents probably about five or six emails I got just like this, uh, from people on
00:38:12.980 the other side of the, of the pond. Remember you can become a daily wire member and, and that way send
00:38:18.240 emails to the Matt Walsh show. This is from Stephanie says, dear Matt, thank you for your
00:38:22.920 cancellation of the Derbyshire police for its totalitarian heavy handedness towards walkers
00:38:28.020 richly deserved to add the correct sinister, sinister touch and not distract us with the comical
00:38:34.680 pronunciation Derbyshire. Uh, please note that the name of this County is pronounced Derbyshire
00:38:41.280 with the emphasis on the first syllable. Derbyshire. Many thanks for your good company,
00:38:49.880 especially in these difficult times. Derbyshire. Is that Derbyshire? Derbyshire? Derbyshire.
00:38:57.460 Here's the thing, Stephanie. Like I said, I got five or six emails correcting me on how I pronounce
00:39:01.380 Derbyshire. Derbyshire. And you're all telling me different things about how to pronounce it.
00:39:06.940 Unless I just don't understand your pronunciation guides, which is possible, but either way, this
00:39:12.180 is America. Okay. And in this country, there are no rules of pronunciation. We just pronounce stuff
00:39:19.260 however we want. And everything is pronounced 50 different ways, depending on where you live.
00:39:23.640 And that's the way things work here in America. So don't you try to tell me how to pronounce the
00:39:29.560 names of your towns. I'll pronounce it how I please Derbyshire over there in Derbyshire. Um,
00:39:38.660 that's the pronunciation. Okay. That's the way we do things in our culture.
00:39:43.900 Also don't try to impose your truth on me about how to pronounce things because that's the other
00:39:51.420 thing we've learned in recent times that, uh, you know, we all have our own rules of language,
00:39:57.740 pronouns, everything. And so this is, this is my rule. This is my truth.
00:40:03.620 Don't try to impose on me, you bigot, but thank you for the email and we'll leave it there. Thanks
00:40:08.540 everybody for watching. Thanks for listening. Stay safe out there. God bless. Godspeed.
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00:40:52.180 Five days after president Trump said he hopes the country will reopen again by Easter, the president
00:40:58.120 changed course and announced an extension of federal lockdown guidelines through the end of April.
00:41:03.160 We will examine the catch 22 of COVID-19. Then the world health organization continues to bungle
00:41:08.840 coronavirus, but never fails to parrot Chinese communist party propaganda. We will take a look at
00:41:15.040 the WHO and why it needs to go. And finally, New York mayor Bill de Blasio threatens to shut down
00:41:20.460 churches and synagogues permanently if they have the audacity to hold religious services during the
00:41:25.260 pandemic. All that and more, check it out on the Michael Knowles show.