The Matt Walsh Show - January 05, 2021


Ep. 629 - Kamala Harris: Fraud, Failure, Liar, Inspiration


Episode Stats

Length

42 minutes

Words per Minute

174.74968

Word Count

7,359

Sentence Count

489

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Kamala Harris, perhaps the most inauthentic politician in America today, is now inventing anecdotes about her childhood by plagiarizing Martin Luther King Jr., apparently. Also, Antifa thugs harass Senator Hawley s wife and baby, and a Hollywood actress brags about her gay, genderfluid 12-year-old. And in our daily cancellation, I will cancel tipping.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Today on the Matt Wall Show, Kamala Harris, perhaps the most inauthentic politician in
00:00:04.400 America today, and that's saying something, is now inventing anecdotes about her childhood
00:00:08.320 by plagiarizing Martin Luther King Jr., apparently. Also, five headlines, including Antifa thugs
00:00:14.160 harassing Senator Hawley's wife and baby, and a Hollywood actress brags about her gay,
00:00:19.240 gender-fluid 12-year-old. And in our daily cancellation, I will cancel tipping. I'm
00:00:24.480 usually a big tipper, but I think it's gotten out of hand. I have to cancel it, and I'll explain
00:00:27.520 why. All of that and much more today on the Matt Wall Show.
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00:02:18.140 be Joe Biden's vice presidential nominee, there's been a nonstop flow of worshipful articles and
00:02:25.200 essays from the bootlicking media trying to convince us to see this vapid, unimpressive bureaucrat
00:02:31.980 as a civil rights pioneer and a transcendent political leader. Truly, of all the false absurdities
00:02:40.120 that the media has insisted we take seriously in recent years, none have been as false and absurd
00:02:45.360 as this. Now, in the initial tidal wave of fawning Kamala Harris hagiographies, a particularly
00:02:52.900 sickening and yet somehow still hilarious, I think, example was originally lost in the shuffle.
00:02:58.460 This was published back on October 6th, a piece in L titled Kamala Harris is our new vice president
00:03:04.240 elect. And it's finally gone viral this week for all the wrong reasons. Author Ashley C. Ford
00:03:09.940 reporting with the critical objectivity of a 16-year-old girl profiling Harry Styles for her
00:03:16.660 high school newspaper tells us in the subheading that Harris has been fighting for justice and
00:03:22.000 freedom since birth. Since birth. Those are quotes. Now, I have four children myself, and in my experience,
00:03:28.900 infants just lounge around all day, defecate in their pants, cry when they're hungry. I have never seen
00:03:36.200 an infant demonstrate any real interest in justice or freedom. But then again, none of my children are
00:03:41.980 like Kamala Harris. Or so I pray. And the first paragraph of the piece, we're given an example,
00:03:48.100 supposed example, of what Kamala's childhood freedom fighting supposedly looked like. And here's what it
00:03:53.860 says. Quote, Senator Kamala Harris started her life's work young. She laughs from her gut, the way you would
00:04:00.600 with family, as she remembers being wheeled through an Oakland, California civil rights march in a
00:04:04.800 stroller with no straps with her parents and her uncle. At some point, she fell from the stroller.
00:04:10.580 Few safety regulations existed for children's equipment back then. And the adults caught up in
00:04:15.640 the rapture of the protest just kept on marching. By the time they noticed little Kamala was gone and
00:04:20.340 doubled back, she was understandably upset. Quoting Harris, she says, my mother tells the story about
00:04:26.560 how I'm fussing. And she's like, baby, what do you want? What do you need? And I just looked at her
00:04:31.880 and I said, freedom. Now, I'm told that in the rough draft version of the story, the young Kamala
00:04:38.860 smeared blue finger paint across half her face, shouted, they may take our lives, but they will
00:04:45.240 never take our freedom. And then galloped into battle on her trusty steed. Now, I'm joking, of course,
00:04:52.200 Kamala Harris would never plagiarize a Mel Gibson movie. She will, however, plagiarize
00:04:56.400 Martin Luther King Jr. As some observant folks on the internet pointed out, this anecdote
00:05:01.420 from Harris sounds strikingly similar to one offered by MLK to Playboy in 1965. Here's
00:05:07.220 what he said. Quote, I never will forget a moment in Birmingham when a white policeman accosted
00:05:13.200 a little Negro girl, seven or eight years old, who was walking in a demonstration with
00:05:17.940 her mother. What do you want? The policeman asked her gruffly. And the little girl looked
00:05:22.240 him straight in the eye and said, feed him. She couldn't even pronounce it, but she
00:05:26.280 knew. It was beautiful. Many times when I have been in sorely trying situations, the
00:05:31.980 memory of that little one comes to mind and has buoyed me. Now, if we can fairly discount
00:05:38.020 the possibility that the little girl in King's story was Kamala Harris herself, it would seem
00:05:43.760 that Harris is cobbling together a fake childhood. And in that same genre, over the holidays, Harris
00:05:49.720 released a video in commemoration of Kwanzaa, claiming that she's been celebrating the holiday
00:05:55.280 her whole life. And recalling a time when, quote, multiple generations, including, quote,
00:06:00.300 the elders, would gather together to engage in these sacred Kwanzaa rituals. Here's that.
00:06:07.060 Let's watch this.
00:06:08.540 Happy holidays, everyone. I wanted to take a moment to send my warmest wishes to everyone
00:06:13.980 celebrating Kwanzaa. Like so many other holidays, we will be celebrating Kwanzaa a little differently
00:06:20.440 this season in our home. We'll be doing it over Zoom. You know, my sister and I, we grew
00:06:26.680 up celebrating Kwanzaa. Every year, our family and our extended family, we would gather around
00:06:33.000 across multiple generations and we'd tell stories. The kids would sit on the carpet and the elders
00:06:39.340 would sit in chairs and we would light the candles and, of course, afterwards have a beautiful
00:06:44.620 meal. And of course, there was always the discussion of the seven principles. And my favorite, I have
00:06:51.280 to tell you, was always the one about self-determination, kujichagalia. And, you know,
00:06:57.160 essentially it's about, you know, it's about be, be and do. Be the person you want to be and do the
00:07:04.840 things you want to do and do the things that need to be done. It's about not letting anyone write our
00:07:11.460 future for us, but instead going out and writing it for ourselves. And that principle motivates me
00:07:17.800 today as we seek to confront the challenges facing our country and to build a brighter future for all
00:07:24.980 Americans. So to everyone who is celebrating, happy Kwanzaa from our family to yours.
00:07:33.500 Sure. Sure, Camila. Yeah, to everyone who's celebrating, which would be nobody. That was a happy
00:07:39.660 holidays to nobody. Let's recall that Kwanzaa was invented in 1966 by, by the way, by a violent
00:07:46.760 felon who would go on to serve several years in prison for kidnapping and torturing a woman. But
00:07:50.820 that's neither here nor there, I suppose. While it's perhaps easy to understand why Harris would
00:07:55.460 relate so much to something that's meaningless and fake, just like herself, it's, it's still,
00:08:00.620 it's hard to believe that her whole family, including the elders, so strictly observed a holiday
00:08:06.140 that didn't even exist when she was born. She was born in 1964. This thing didn't, didn't exist until
00:08:11.460 1966. Bear in mind that Harris also claims to have a deep and personal attachment to Christmas and
00:08:17.200 Hanukkah. What a fortunate coincidence that a politician should happen to connect so deeply to
00:08:22.380 every holiday and cultural tradition on the calendar. I just can't wait until May 5th,
00:08:27.540 when we'll no doubt find out about her previously unknown Mexican family heritage.
00:08:31.360 Now, going back to the L profile for a moment, we should note that the freedom story isn't the
00:08:37.920 only fabrication, creating sort of a sense of symmetry. The piece ends with an anecdote nearly
00:08:43.060 as fraudulent and ludicrous as the one it began with. Here's the one that it ends with. It says,
00:08:47.540 quote, she, Camilla Harris, relays a story about the night she became the second black woman in
00:08:52.740 history elected to the U.S. Senate. In every one of my elections, part of our routine is we do a small
00:08:57.920 friends and family dinner before we go to campaign night celebration. She, presumably the elders are
00:09:03.480 at that, the elders are at that celebration too, sitting in their, in their chairs. Anyway, she
00:09:08.400 explains that it was, uh, it was looking like the election was going to be called for Donald Trump.
00:09:12.840 Quote, my godson, Alexander, who was seven years old at the time, came up to me crying and said,
00:09:17.640 Auntie Camilla, they're not going to let that man win, are they? And you know, the baby's in your life.
00:09:23.280 She closes her eyes and swallows. I held him. I mean, it still brings me pain to remember how he felt
00:09:30.740 and what it made me feel, which is that I need to protect this child. I had one way in my mind
00:09:37.960 I thought that evening would go. And then there was this way it turned out. And so by the time I took
00:09:43.540 the stage, I had ripped up my notes and all I had was Alexander in my heart. And I took the podium and I
00:09:50.880 said, I intend to fight. I intend to fight. If there's anything we know about Senator Kamala
00:09:59.380 Harris, it's that when it comes to freedom, she will fight. Now, by the way, I just delivered that
00:10:07.140 line from Kamala Harris, probably more convincingly than she did. And I wasn't convincing at all.
00:10:14.920 Of course, we can assume that the bit about the seven-year-old godson distraught over Trump's
00:10:18.460 election never happened. But the most egregious fabrication is the final line and the whole
00:10:23.420 premise of the article that Kamala Harris is a fighter for freedom. Where's the evidence of that?
00:10:30.140 Harris's actual biography is far less inspiring than the mythology that's currently being constructed
00:10:35.560 around her. In reality, okay, she began her political career through a sexual relationship
00:10:40.260 with an influential and still married politician in California named Willie Brown. Brown, who was
00:10:46.020 corrupt, dogged by FBI investigations throughout his career, appointed Harris to her first state
00:10:51.280 commission while they were still together. From there, she would become district attorney and then
00:10:56.240 attorney general of the state. But her record as attorney general was criticized by many on the left
00:11:00.980 and by the same media that now hails her as the second coming of the civil rights pioneer she
00:11:06.820 plagiarized. Indeed, it's one of the reasons why she garnered almost no support during her run for
00:11:13.000 president and flunked out of the race before voting began. So despite what we're now being instructed to
00:11:19.920 believe, Kamala Harris is, in reality, a pathological liar, a failed presidential candidate, a mediocre
00:11:28.800 political talent at best who slept her way to power, achieved little of note as a California
00:11:34.420 bureaucrat or a United States senator, that was eventually given the VP nod by a man who declared
00:11:39.720 ahead of time that he was making the choice based on race and gender. But other than that, sure,
00:11:47.700 she's an inspiration. Now let's get to our five headlines.
00:11:57.680 So the Georgia runoffs today, by the way, so if you live in Georgia, please go vote. Please go vote
00:12:03.280 Republican. And all I can say to you is, if you've never believed or trusted anything I've ever said,
00:12:09.960 at least believe this, that if you're a Republican in Georgia, the people who have been telling you,
00:12:17.700 who call themselves Republican or conservative, and have been telling you not to vote or insinuating
00:12:22.120 that maybe you shouldn't vote, these are, without exception, carnival-barking grifters who don't care
00:12:29.880 at all about the future of this country and are just in it for attention, or Democrats in disguise.
00:12:35.760 Without exception. I mean, I guess we could possibly leave open the possibility for a third category of
00:12:42.060 just absolute morons. So maybe there are a few of those, but that's basically all you got. The people
00:12:47.800 that are telling you not to vote and to allow the Democrats to take over the Senate, these are
00:12:53.600 grifters, frauds, morons. Or all three. If you yourself are not a grifter, fraud, or moron,
00:13:02.360 then please go vote, because it would be fairly disastrous to have the Democrats controlling the
00:13:09.560 entire government for at least two years. That's not something we can afford, so please vote. All right,
00:13:14.120 number one, Senator Josh Hawley, who will be objecting to election certification tomorrow,
00:13:19.900 was not at his home in D.C. last night, but his wife and baby were at home, and so were a bunch of
00:13:27.560 left-wing scumbags who came to his house to harass them, and here's how that went.
00:13:32.900 We're not going to let people hold our democracy hostage. We're not going to let them infringe on
00:13:37.200 our rights. Every ballot, if we count it, it is over. So when democracy is under attack,
00:13:43.040 what do we do? When democracy is under attack, what do we do? What do we do? We are not going to let
00:13:52.860 these fascist, racist, and ignorant people come into our towns and come into our communities. D.C.
00:13:58.500 has a mass mandate on coronavirus cases as twice as high as they were on March when the
00:14:05.360 pandemic first came out. Nine months later, ten months later, our government...
00:14:11.280 Okay, so you see there, they're at the door, megaphones shouting and screaming in the neighborhood
00:14:21.160 at night, and he's not there. He's in a different state. His wife and child could not travel with
00:14:29.360 him, so his wife and child are there. He's not, and they're shouting. Now, of course, the claim from
00:14:33.920 the left today is, oh, they're being peaceful. They didn't kill anybody this time. It's a very
00:14:41.060 low bar now for these people, but no, this is obviously intimidation. There's only one reason
00:14:50.480 why you go uninvited to somebody's house at night to scream at them. There's only one reason you do
00:14:57.100 that, and that is to intimidate them, especially if their wife and child is there, and they're not
00:15:01.520 even there. So this was an intimidation tactic, the kind of thing we see from the left all the time,
00:15:07.860 the kind of thing that is openly encouraged by leftist Democrats, politicians, and it's one of
00:15:16.560 these days it's going to have a disastrous end. Number two, this is interesting. Cardi B was on
00:15:22.320 Instagram Live doing some kind of broadcast on New Year's Eve and singing along to her song WAP.
00:15:29.960 And now you may recall this is a song that prompted criticism from people like myself,
00:15:34.960 people like Ben Shapiro, and we were mocked and made fun of. We're used to it. I mean,
00:15:42.300 I could speak for myself. I think probably Ben is too. So it didn't really hurt my feelings,
00:15:46.320 but we were attacked for criticizing this song WAP and saying that it's degrading to women.
00:15:52.520 And in fact, part of our argument is it's not the kind of song you'd want your daughter to listen to
00:15:57.060 or to hear, right? And we were told that this is ridiculous. It's empowering. It's a wonderful
00:16:02.940 song. Well, apparently Cardi B agrees with us. She's the person who made the song. She agrees
00:16:09.640 with us because here she is singing along to the song and then her daughter walks in and watch what
00:16:15.920 happens then. Watch. Okay. So she's singing to the song. The daughter walks in. She quickly turns it
00:16:28.300 off and says, no, no, no, no. And now she's ushering the child. It looks like her daughter's
00:16:32.420 about, I don't know, probably her daughter's about five years old or something, four or five years old.
00:16:35.960 You could easily say, well, it's different because it's a, it's a child. Of course, this is a, and this,
00:16:39.700 this has been the justification given by Cardi B. She was, she, she, this, this was, she was criticized
00:16:45.480 for this and people were pointing out, seems like a kind of a contradiction on your part because you
00:16:52.620 don't want your own daughter to hear the song. And she says, oh, I make songs for adults. These are
00:16:56.960 adult songs, which first of all, can I, can I just point out how sad it is that the word adult has now
00:17:05.600 become associated with this kind of toxic sewage? It should be, if you're making something for adults,
00:17:11.960 it should be that it's intelligent and substantive and it would go over the heads of the children.
00:17:17.800 That's why it's not for children, right? It's like Russian literature is not for children
00:17:23.080 because it's for adults because it's, the kids wouldn't understand it. It's too intelligent for
00:17:28.060 them. But now when we say, oh, it's for adults, we mean it's actually, it's actually even dumber than
00:17:34.460 the kinds of things that we would let our kids watch. But anyway, is the issue just her age?
00:17:41.340 So you say, no, I just don't want my daughter to listen to it right now. Okay. Well then I would
00:17:45.460 ask you Cardi B or anyone else, if you don't want your daughter listening to that song at the age of
00:17:50.360 six or seven, I agree. I don't want my seven-year-old daughter listening to that. But my question is,
00:17:54.640 at what age do you want your, your daughter to listen to that? You don't want her to listen to it at
00:18:00.060 seven. Do you want her listening to the song at 12? Do you? Do you want her listening at 16?
00:18:08.440 Do you want her listening when she's 30? Now when she's 30, you can't stop her from listening,
00:18:13.880 but do you want her to? Is that, is that the kind of thing? Is this the kind of material? Is this the
00:18:19.740 kind of message that you would ever actually want your daughter to be exposed to?
00:18:25.180 I'm not saying, you don't have to point out, well, we can't, we can't, we can't protect our
00:18:30.820 kids from this forever. Eventually. I understand that. But is there ever a time you take a song
00:18:35.800 like this? Will there ever be a time in your daughter's life when you actually would really
00:18:41.820 actively want her to be exposed to it? I think unless you're an abusive parent or an absolute
00:18:48.480 creep, the answer is no. Of course you would never actually want your daughter listening to that,
00:18:52.500 whether you could stop her or not. And that's the point. That's our whole criticism.
00:19:01.520 If there's something being put out into the world that no parent would ever actually want their child
00:19:08.500 at any age to be exposed to, that should tell you something about that material.
00:19:13.560 Just something to think about. Number three, here's a creepy PSA from the government in Canada.
00:19:23.700 So we'll just play this and then talk about it. Check it out.
00:19:28.100 Every time you wear a mask, remember, it's so one day we can all go back to doing this
00:19:33.460 and this. Every time you wash your hands, remember that eventually it'll all be worth it for them
00:19:40.040 and them. Every time you hang out here, remember that at some point we'll all be able to get
00:19:46.400 together here, here and here. Protect yourself and others from COVID-19. A message from the
00:19:54.840 government of Canada.
00:19:57.360 Every time I see PSAs like this, I always think, well, I've been doing that kind of stuff the whole
00:20:02.360 time. So not so much the, well, some of that there, dancing. I haven't really been doing that
00:20:07.280 and we can't go to sporting events, but getting together with people, getting together with
00:20:13.860 friends, going to restaurants, I'm doing that right now. So I think you can actually still do
00:20:21.700 that even when there is a virus out there. It's not the virus that's stopping us from doing that.
00:20:27.920 It's the government stopping us from doing that. So the government is saying, we're stopping you
00:20:33.000 from doing this, but obey us on this piece over here and do as you're told. And then we'll let
00:20:38.960 you start doing this again. That's the part they leave out. It's, we will let you do this once you
00:20:46.380 do that. Number four, from the Daily Wire, it says, actress and abortion activist, Busy Phillips
00:20:51.600 has revealed that her 12-year-old child is gay and uses they, them pronouns. Speaking on episode of
00:20:58.820 her podcast, Busy Phillips is doing her best. That's the name of the podcast.
00:21:03.000 Um, she said that her child, Bertie came out as gay. Uh, she said, quote, for those of you who are
00:21:08.820 my friends listening at home, this is the first year hearing that Bertie is gay and out. Bertie told
00:21:13.460 us at 10 years old and we immediately, uh, we immediately knew we knew that Bertie knew. So let's
00:21:19.880 go to a clip from the podcast. Now here, here she has Busy Phillips recounting a conversation with her
00:21:25.220 12-year-old daughter who she saddled with the name Bertie, which was really just the first of many
00:21:30.800 abuses, it turns out. Listen to this. Bird said, um, I said, you know, Bert, I've been doing a bad job
00:21:37.260 with the pronouns because Bertie said that they would like their pronouns to be they, them.
00:21:45.800 And I haven't been doing it. And I said, because like, I have this, um, public persona and I want
00:21:55.880 Bertie to be in control of their own narrative and not have to answer to anybody outside of our
00:22:06.660 friends and family if they don't want to. And then Bird was like, I don't give a f***.
00:22:13.800 Like, I would, I, you can talk about that I'm gay and out. You can talk about my pronouns. I,
00:22:23.680 that would be cool with me. That's great. So I said, okay, I'm just, I'll, I can talk about it on the
00:22:32.660 podcast. And Bertie was like, and Bertie was like, yeah, talk about it on podcast, mom. I'm like, okay.
00:22:43.460 Throw my phone on the ground. Sorry. Anyway. So, um, yeah, it's been wild. So Bertie, my out kid
00:22:53.720 prefers, they, them, I f*** up sometimes, but we're, I'm trying my best.
00:23:06.020 I wish this was similar to the Kamala Harris situation. And I could say that this is an
00:23:11.280 invented conversation that she had with her 12 year old, her 12 year old daughter. Um,
00:23:16.800 but I don't think it is. I think that unfortunately that conversation really happened
00:23:20.400 where her 12 year old daughter was telling her pronouns. And then when busy Phillips asked whether
00:23:26.420 she could reveal this on the podcast, the shot, the 12 year old daughter responded, I don't give an F.
00:23:33.680 I think that's, that's a real conversation because that's the kind of mother that busy Phillips is.
00:23:38.600 Now it shouldn't surprise us as, as was noted, she's an abortion activist and, uh, she's bragged in
00:23:44.020 the past about getting abortions. So this, this is how she sees her children.
00:23:50.400 And she sees her children as unfortunately many parents, especially in the left do in a dehumanized
00:23:56.020 way. You know, she sees her child as either trash that can be discarded, like the one that she killed
00:24:01.900 or as political prop, uh, or even not a political, just a prop, something to, to be shown around.
00:24:11.100 Um, an accessory, maybe there's a better word for it. And that's what she's doing here.
00:24:16.620 Kind of like locking her daughter in to this identity by announcing it publicly.
00:24:24.860 There's, there's, there's no good reason. There's no good loving parenting sort of reason
00:24:30.660 to take your child's confusion and they're working through it and, and you just broadcast it to the
00:24:37.800 entire world. That's not going to help you. I mean, even, even for a moment, just putting aside
00:24:43.360 everything else and, and, um, pretending that it could be legitimate for a 12 year old to identify
00:24:50.600 as they, them, or it could be legitimate for anyone to identify as they, them, which of course it isn't
00:24:54.620 because it doesn't mean anything. But putting that aside, just there's no reason to tell the world
00:25:01.120 about it. There's no reason to publicize it. She's 12 years old for God's sake.
00:25:06.000 How will it benefit her for the whole world to know about this? And busy Phillip says, well, I asked
00:25:15.780 her, I asked her and she said, she doesn't give an F. So I did it. Yeah. Once again, this is the
00:25:22.660 theme we see so often, especially with, with, uh, with, with parents who have children who are gender
00:25:29.060 confused. So often what we see are the parents looking to the children for guidance. The parents
00:25:37.040 saying to the kids, you show me the way you, you, you, you tell me what I'm supposed to do here.
00:25:43.320 I'll let you take the lead. No, no, that's not what you say to your 12 year old. You,
00:25:49.680 that's not what you say to your 12 year old. Your 12 year old needs you to be the adult. Your 12 year
00:25:57.060 old needs you to be the rational one. Your 12 year old needs you to be the one who can see beyond
00:26:03.580 the nose on your face, who can think in the longterm. Kids can't do that. That's the point.
00:26:10.260 Psychologically, they don't, they don't have the capacity yet for things like long-term planning.
00:26:15.980 They can't do that at 12. They can't even, they can't do it at 16. They certainly can't do it at
00:26:20.560 seven or eight or whatever other age now where kids are just quote unquote deciding they want to
00:26:26.280 transition. They can't do, they, they don't have the psychological neurological capacity for it.
00:26:32.360 You do, or you're supposed to as an adult. So you're supposed to be the one who says,
00:26:37.120 listen, no, I'm not going to put this out there for the whole world. We're going to keep this
00:26:40.360 between us private. And also, you know, you're obviously confused. You're working through some
00:26:45.600 things. Let me help you out. We'll take you to counseling. Let's try to, let's try to figure out
00:26:50.700 what's really going on here. You're, you're a girl. It's wonderful that you're a girl, but you
00:26:56.660 don't want to identify as a girl. There's obviously something happening here. So let's figure it out.
00:27:03.040 You take the child to counseling, you help them. If your child comes to you and says, I'm they, them,
00:27:09.160 that is your child saying, I am confused. I don't understand. I don't know who I am.
00:27:19.260 And I don't know who I am because you, the parent have failed. It's your job to help me figure out
00:27:26.440 who I am, to help me figure out if I'm a girl, what it means to be a girl in the world. You're the
00:27:33.720 mother. That's what you're supposed to be doing. That's what your child is really saying to you.
00:27:39.160 Only if they're not saying exactly that audibly because they don't have the capacity to say it.
00:27:44.940 They don't understand their own feelings.
00:27:49.800 This kind of thing will never fail to just infuriate me, especially as a parent. I don't
00:27:56.360 think you need to be a parent to be disgusted and infuriated by this kind of madness, but as a parent,
00:28:01.380 I just, I have kids myself and the idea of me turning to them for guidance or the idea that they
00:28:13.160 would make some mostly incoherent declaration about their own identity and I would just take
00:28:20.360 it seriously and assume that it's, that it's meaningful and just go with it.
00:28:28.380 It's mind boggling to me. They're kids.
00:28:33.620 I'm the adult. That's the way the relationship is supposed to work.
00:28:39.580 All right, let's go. Speaking of mind boggling, but in a different way, in a better way, in a good
00:28:43.720 way, uh, there's a book coming out, which I will be sure to purchase, uh, titled extraterrestrial,
00:28:49.040 the first sign of intelligent life beyond earth. And it's authored by a Harvard professor who says
00:28:54.340 that alien life has been confirmed. He says that we, we know it's, it's real. It's been confirmed.
00:28:59.960 We've already seen the evidence and he makes a persuasive case. In my mind, it's persuasive,
00:29:04.200 though. Admittedly, I'm mostly persuaded because I really want, I'm persuaded by every UFO claim,
00:29:10.820 basically because I want it to be true. And so I'm letting my emotions guide me, uh, which is
00:29:14.940 exactly what adults aren't supposed to do. But in this case, I think I'll make an exception for
00:29:17.800 myself. Anyway, here's the, uh, the report from Fox five in New York. Listen, this is the very first
00:29:24.100 object that we have detected, uh, from outside the solar system that entered the solar system and
00:29:30.820 passed near the earth. Harvard university astronomy department chair, Avi Loeb also serves as director
00:29:35.920 of the Institute for theory and computation, the founding director of the black hole initiative and the
00:29:40.660 chairs of both the breakthrough star shot advisory committee and the national academy's board of
00:29:45.220 physics and astronomy. Next week, a paper he coauthored appears in the astrophysical journal
00:29:49.540 letters providing one, he would say the first scientific explanation for a mysterious something
00:29:54.540 now named a muamua that passed by earth on its journey from another solar system a year ago.
00:29:59.820 It happened to be very weird, weird first because of its shape, either very long or very flat based
00:30:06.060 upon the sunlight reflected from it. But most peculiarly, a muamua appeared to accelerate.
00:30:11.580 We see such an additional force in comments, and that's due to the evaporation of ice on the surface
00:30:18.460 of the comment. But a muamua displayed no commentary tail or change in its rotation, leaving the source
00:30:23.740 of the push and the identity of the object, not only a mystery, but one without seemingly any credible
00:30:29.020 explanations until Loeb's paper, which hypothesizes sunlight provided the extra push. And for that to be
00:30:35.500 effective, the object needs to be very thin, less than a millimeter in thickness, sort of like a
00:30:42.540 sail that is being pushed by the light from the sun. What Loeb is suggesting is that some other living
00:30:48.940 being not from this solar system created that light sail, which we earthlings also aspire to build,
00:30:54.060 and a muamua represents not a piece of space rock, but a highly technologically advanced probe
00:30:59.340 from some alien civilization. I haven't seen any other compelling possibility at the moment.
00:31:04.700 I'm sold completely. But again, only because I want to be. The more critical side of my brain,
00:31:11.820 though, says that this is the kind of thing that makes people sometimes skeptical of scientists,
00:31:18.700 because what do we really have here? What we actually have is a tiny, from our perspective,
00:31:26.620 as far as we could see, this tiny infinitesimal blur on a screen. You know, some small object is
00:31:35.500 out there, millions of miles away in space. And that's all we know. That's all we've got. And so
00:31:41.580 this Harvard professor has constructed this whole narrative around, he's wrote an entire science
00:31:48.700 fiction novel, basically, around that little blur on the screen. And he's just, he's proposing it as
00:31:54.780 fact. Like, this is what happened. It's a light sail from an extinct alien civilization.
00:32:01.260 And, but I mean, I want to hear the whole story. I don't know if I really, but you know,
00:32:04.700 it's, I like the story. I want to hear the story, whether it's true or not. But it is,
00:32:11.820 it is, it is fascinating stuff. Who knows? It could be. So you can't prove that it's not a light
00:32:17.500 sail from a, from a extinct alien civilization. And that's enough for me personally. You know,
00:32:23.100 these days, lots of people are animal lovers, pet owners, pet people. I'm not so much myself,
00:32:29.580 but my wife is, and we have a cat at home. And that's why I know from my wife's perspective,
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00:33:31.740 that's PetSmart.com. Let's get to our daily cancellation.
00:33:36.060 Now, today we're going to be canceling tipping. I am at this moment calling for a complete and
00:33:44.780 total shutdown of tipping until we figure out what the hell is going on, to paraphrase Donald
00:33:49.820 Trump. Now, to be clear, I don't consider myself to be a cheap person. Growing up, my dad would always
00:33:55.260 tip 20 to 25% as a baseline starting point at restaurants. I have inherited this custom and will
00:34:00.940 also generally tip 20 to 25%, sometimes more actually, partly as an act of generosity and
00:34:07.660 partly as an apology because I have four young kids. And as a consequence, we leave our tables
00:34:12.300 looking like a pack of wild dogs has just been dining there, except the dogs at least would
00:34:16.540 eat all their chicken nuggets, which is more than I can say for my daughter. But in any case,
00:34:19.820 the point is, I have always tipped well, I think. And I've tipped the pizza delivery guy well also,
00:34:26.540 and the cab or the Uber driver. And of course, if I'm staying at a fancy hotel, then I know I'm
00:34:32.220 supposed to tip basically everyone who happens to glance at me. At fancy hotels, employees will invent
00:34:37.740 weird and unnecessary things to do for you just so they can get a tip. Somebody will like come to your
00:34:43.500 room at eight 30 in the morning and spoon feed you granola and clip your toenails. You're supposed
00:34:48.540 to tip them $5. And I've always gone along with that. I have prided myself as a tipper.
00:34:54.460 But recently I have reached my limits because the problem is that now everybody expects a tip.
00:35:01.020 Whereas before you were only supposed to give a tip and in certain limited and specialized
00:35:05.260 circumstances. Now, every person who rings up a purchase at a cash register or pours you a cup of
00:35:11.500 coffee wants to be tipped for their trouble. The solicitation for tips can come in only these
00:35:19.420 mildly invasive ways, like there's a tip jar left out on the counter, or sometimes in slightly more
00:35:24.380 obnoxious forms, like when you're handed a receipt or told to confirm your purchase on an iPad. That's
00:35:28.860 a big one now. They flip the iPad around and you're supposed to click through. How much gratuity do you
00:35:35.260 want to leave? But sometimes, and I've had this experience more than once, especially recently,
00:35:39.420 the person ringing up the purchase will actually ask you outright whether you would like to add
00:35:44.540 a gratuity. Like asking you verbally, applying social pressure and attempting to make you look
00:35:50.140 like a jerk to the other customers in line if you say no. Now, fortunately, in my case,
00:35:55.020 I'm used to being a jerk in public, so I have no problem responding with,
00:35:58.620 no, I don't want to add a gratuity. Or the more passive aggressive, no, but thanks for asking.
00:36:03.180 Many kinder and gentler people than myself, however, are guilted into tipping a dollar or
00:36:08.860 more on a coffee that's already twice as expensive as it should be. The situation is entirely untenable.
00:36:15.980 The average cost of living in America has increased by upwards of 65% in the last two years because of
00:36:21.180 excessive tipping. Don't fact check me on that figure. It's emotionally correct, if not factually
00:36:25.820 correct. So I have to put tipping on probation, banning it across the board temporarily until
00:36:32.700 sanity can be restored to the proceedings. And here's some sanity. Just because you work in customer
00:36:38.140 service doesn't mean you automatically deserve a tip. You are getting paid a wage after all.
00:36:44.940 Customers are already paying for the good or service you're providing. Here's the way I look at it.
00:36:50.300 Tipping should only come into play if three conditions are met. Number one, it's a low-paying
00:36:55.660 service job. Two, it's a service that I could not or would not want to perform myself. And three,
00:37:03.580 my experience as a customer can be greatly enhanced by your excellent performance or greatly diminished
00:37:10.300 by your poor performance. So those are the three conditions. This is why we should and always have
00:37:15.180 tipped waiters. Waiter has a low-paying job. And, you know, the fact that the customer is at a sit-down
00:37:22.220 restaurant means they don't want to cook and serve themselves. And the quality of the customer's
00:37:25.920 experience at the restaurant is highly dependent on the quality of the waiter's service. A bad waiter
00:37:30.620 means a bad time. A good waiter means a good time. Barbers and pizza delivery guys also meet all three
00:37:35.820 conditions. But what about a cashier ringing up my items at a grocery store? Often they ask for a tip now,
00:37:41.900 too. But they shouldn't receive one because, yes, condition one, low-paying job is met. But conditions
00:37:47.260 two and three are not. I would gladly use the self-checkout if it's an option. So it's not a
00:37:52.920 service I couldn't or wouldn't do myself. And though there are people who somehow find ways to be very
00:37:56.960 bad at running cash registers, there really isn't any way to be excellent at it. So my experience as a
00:38:02.780 customer will be about the same with an excellent cashier as it is with a mediocre one. The barista
00:38:09.020 pouring my coffee also should not be tipped because she fails to meet all three conditions. Again,
00:38:14.780 condition one is met, okay, low-paying job. But I could, without much trouble, pour my own coffee if
00:38:21.240 given the option. In fact, at some places, they'll just hand you the empty cup and have you fill it
00:38:25.520 yourself, yet even then they want a tip. The simple act of picking up an empty cup and doing this, like
00:38:31.600 just that. This is it. This is what earns you a tip now. Here you go. That'll be three extra dollars.
00:38:42.540 Like you get a financial bonus for doing that. This system with the three conditions I've outlined
00:38:49.580 also explains why we don't tip, say, airline pilots. You know, in their case, conditions two and three are
00:38:55.160 met. I can't fly the plane myself. And my experience as a customer would be quite unpleasant if the pilot
00:39:01.440 isn't good at his job. But condition one is not met. Airline pilots are paid handsomely and for good
00:39:05.680 reason. Now, the only category that throws my system for a loop are the endangered species known as
00:39:12.280 bathroom attendants. It used to be a lot more common than they are today, but you still find them
00:39:16.700 sometimes standing by the sinks at like a bar or restaurant handing out towels and mints. I've always
00:39:24.620 tipped them, even though I could quite easily grab my own towel and I'm really not interested in mints that
00:39:29.300 have been saturating in the fumes of strange farts all day. But I tipped mainly out of pity because
00:39:35.040 they have to stand there in the bathroom experiencing the sounds and smells of human waste
00:39:38.880 plopping ominously into toilets or near toilets at any rate. An exception was made for bathroom
00:39:46.240 attendants, but now everybody wants the bathroom attendant exception. Now everybody expects a tip.
00:39:52.220 Even random people online will post their Venmo or GoFundMe soliciting funds for no reason
00:39:58.620 after having provided you absolutely no service of any kind whatsoever. They just say, hey, by the way,
00:40:04.120 if you want to give me some money, here it is. It's not even tipping anymore. This is panhandling.
00:40:10.740 And we have to pull back from it while we still can. Before it gets so out of hand that you'll be
00:40:15.120 bankrupted just by running errands for three hours on a Saturday afternoon. So tipping is canceled.
00:40:20.540 At least for now. And if you enjoyed what I had to say here, you can always send me a few bucks
00:40:27.020 through PayPal or Venmo if you want, if you want to give me a tip. But otherwise, tipping is
00:40:32.420 canceled. And that's going to do it for us today. Thanks for watching, everybody. Thanks for listening.
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