The Matt Walsh Show - January 29, 2021


Ep. 647 - The Age Of The Snowflake


Episode Stats

Length

38 minutes

Words per Minute

181.73447

Word Count

7,039

Sentence Count

493

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

College students get a professor placed on indefinite leave for referring to a racial slur. Also, AOC proves that she wants unity by accusing Ted Cruz of attempted murder. And, in our daily cancellation, I m afraid we do have to talk about COVID anal swabs.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Today on the Matt Wall Show, college students get a professor placed on indefinite leave for
00:00:04.540 referring to a racial slur, not using one, referring to it on an exam. That was enough
00:00:10.800 to get him on leave. We'll talk about that. Also five headlines, including AOC proving that she
00:00:14.080 wants unity by accusing Ted Cruz of attempted murder. And in our daily cancellation, I'm afraid
00:00:20.040 we do have to talk about COVID anal swabs. All of that and much more today on the Matt Wall Show.
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00:01:56.980 So I want to begin today by discussing two stories that may at first seem basically unrelated. First,
00:02:01.740 we go to Politico where earlier in the week, over 100 staffers signed a letter and sent it to their
00:02:07.880 CEO, further expressing their outrage and grief over the fact that Ben Shapiro wrote a newsletter for
00:02:13.260 them that one time weeks ago. Uh, yes, you remember that from weeks ago. They're still talking about it.
00:02:18.400 Even though two or three weeks had passed since the offensive newsletter, which was not offensive
00:02:23.020 or provocative at all. Still, these staffers have not overcome the trauma that it caused them. They
00:02:29.100 demanded an apology from their boss, along with treatment for their PTSD, which they say must include
00:02:34.860 a dozen therapeutic bunny rabbits in the office, which they can pick up and cuddle anytime they feel
00:02:38.960 scared. Um, that last part is a joke, but only barely in the irony of all ironies. The letter also
00:02:45.500 insists upon, I'm not kidding, greater workplace diversity. Yes, they are shouting for more
00:02:52.660 diversity while in the very same breath shouting for less diversity. They are upset that somebody
00:02:59.220 with different views was allowed to write a newsletter. And the reason they're upset, they
00:03:03.620 say, is that they want more diversity. But of course we understand what they mean by diversity.
00:03:08.740 For them, the perfect image of diversity, what diversity is, perfect image is a room full of
00:03:16.340 dozens of people of different races, ethnicities, genders, and sexual proclivities, all saying the
00:03:21.960 exact same thing in unison. It's the kind of diversity that will be best achieved once we're all replaced
00:03:27.900 by robots, which frankly, at this point can't happen soon enough. So that's one story. Let's look
00:03:33.080 at another. Like I said, these are, these are related and I'll explain why. The daily wire has
00:03:37.320 a report about a university of Illinois, Chicago law professor, Jason Kilbourne. The professor has
00:03:42.140 been indefinitely suspended after a campus controversy that stems originally from a question
00:03:47.840 on an exam. Now in the exam, Kilbourne presented to the students, a hypothetical case dealing with
00:03:54.500 race and gender discrimination. Okay. Now I imagine this is the kind of thing that students in law,
00:04:00.920 law school, uh, encounter a lot, hypothetical situations and cases that they have to analyze.
00:04:06.260 Right? So in this hypothetical case, in an employee quit her job after, um, and now I'm going to read
00:04:13.400 directly from the exam text. This is what it says. After she attended a meeting in which other managers
00:04:19.120 expressed their anger at plaintiff, calling her an N blank and B blank. That's what it says on the exam.
00:04:28.740 N N N B. It does not say the word themselves. It just says N N B with a little blank space next to
00:04:35.800 each letter. This was enough to provoke outrage. The black law students association spoke out claiming
00:04:41.400 that students were shocked and distracted by the slur on the exam. They couldn't even take the test
00:04:46.720 because they were so, they were so upset. Even though again, the slur was not written out.
00:04:51.360 One student said she had heart palpitations just from seeing the letter N on the page.
00:04:56.900 Let's hope that she never watches Sesame street when they get to, you know, today, today the letter
00:05:01.240 is in, um, a petition was, was, was circulated. It gained 400 signatures demanding among other
00:05:08.080 things that Kilbourne be forced to take cultural sensitivity training for writing the letter N on an
00:05:15.320 exam. Now you might ask how the hell can a law professor even teach his students about racial
00:05:22.300 discrimination cases. If he can't so much as refer to a racial slur, if he can't even refer to a racial
00:05:27.520 slur, then how can you communicate what to do legally in these situations? What if, what if he
00:05:35.320 was, what if this was a, uh, an oral, uh, uh, lecture and he had, he had just said the N word, not the
00:05:41.260 actual word, but he had said, quote, the N word. Would that have been shocking and traumatizing too?
00:05:45.980 I suppose so. Meanwhile, of course, most of these students listen to music every day where the full
00:05:51.680 word is said shouted really over and over again. That causes them no emotional pain, but, but someone
00:05:56.520 with the wrong skin pigmentation, even so much as refers to the word, however, indirectly it'll cause
00:06:01.800 them to collapse into tears, barely able to breathe. Sure. It's all completely absurd and it only gets
00:06:06.900 more absurd. Here's what happened next. Kilbourne in the midst of the great outrage over the letter N
00:06:12.240 had a zoom meeting with a member of the black law students association. During the course of that
00:06:17.220 conversation, Kilbourne was asked why the Dean of the school had not given Kilbourne the petition
00:06:23.360 from the BLSA so that he could read it himself. And to that Kilbourne joked that he hadn't been given
00:06:30.780 the letter quote because, uh, is a quote, I suspect she's afraid if I saw the horrible things said about
00:06:36.280 me in the letter, I would become homicidal. Obvious joke. But the BLSA member who heard this promptly
00:06:43.800 reported that comment to the school's behavioral threat assessment team, at which point Kilbourne
00:06:48.840 was placed on indefinite leave for threatening the students. Now, how does this relate back to the
00:06:55.720 political situation? Because in the case of Politico, these are alleged adults in the real world behaving
00:07:01.160 as though they are so emotionally fragile that they might dissolve into a puddle if you so much as
00:07:06.400 give them a funny look. In the case of the law professor controversy, these are college kids with
00:07:12.260 the same level of emotional fragility. This yet again demonstrates an important point that I've made
00:07:17.560 before and I'll make again. We assumed and declared for years that the so-called snowflakes on college
00:07:24.720 campuses would, would, would, would leave the pampered confines of academia, go out into the real world,
00:07:30.880 uh, experience a rude awakening. And then after some painful adjustment, become mature and well-adjusted
00:07:38.560 adults. That's, that's what, you know, that's what we assumed. Oh, wait, wait, wait till they get out
00:07:44.560 into the real world. Oh, they're going to see how it really works. Won't they? But that's not what
00:07:49.400 happened. Instead, snowflakes have gone out into society and remade it in their own image. As painful
00:07:56.620 as it is for us to acknowledge, they have not gotten the rude awakening that we hoped and that
00:08:02.560 they so much deserve. And there's no reason to think they ever will, at least not in the way we
00:08:08.400 thought they would. This should have been an easy thing to foresee in hindsight. A lot of things are easy
00:08:14.500 to foresee in hindsight. After all, each generation inherits the earth and makes society into what
00:08:20.040 they want it to be. If a bunch of emotionally stunted, overgrown babies take over, why would
00:08:25.540 we think that they'd all magically become mature adults? And besides, this is not a process that
00:08:30.440 happened overnight and it didn't begin with the millennial generation. The boomers, collectively
00:08:34.660 speaking, as a generation, as much as they complain about the millennials, largely have been
00:08:39.600 incompetent, immature, and selfish themselves. That's why they've ruined every institution they've
00:08:43.740 touched and they're leaving the country in a much worse state than it was when they inherited it.
00:08:48.440 The point simply is that many of the rules that make up the real world are determined by society.
00:08:55.840 Now, physical rules, the laws of physics and so forth, are independent of our whims and attitudes,
00:09:01.280 obviously, as much as we these days like to pretend otherwise. But a rule like society rewards
00:09:07.900 maturity and self-sufficiency, that kind of rule is certainly not universal or innate.
00:09:13.740 You have to build and maintain a society that operates by that rule. If you don't, then it
00:09:19.960 won't. Unfortunately, in our case, we increasingly live in a society that rewards and caters to
00:09:26.180 the loudest, whiniest, most selfish and immature people. It's not just college campuses anymore
00:09:32.560 that work that way. One other point about this as I'm thinking about it, you know, we've probably
00:09:37.660 also made a mistake in using phrases like snowflakes, as I have here, to describe the college kids
00:09:43.520 crying over a letter they read on an exam or staffers at Politico writing a letter to complain
00:09:49.620 about a Ben Shapiro article. We call them snowflakes. Well, this implies that they're merely sensitive,
00:09:55.320 right? They're too sensitive. And we've said that many times. But the truth is actually almost the
00:10:02.320 opposite of that. Because the sensitivity is performative. What drives this is not sensitivity,
00:10:09.380 but rather hatred, resentment, a desire for power. Was the Black Law Students Association
00:10:15.860 actually traumatized by the letter N on a piece of paper? Do we really, do we believe that they
00:10:21.660 actually, the student who said she had heart palpitations, does anyone really believe that
00:10:26.040 she's sincere when she said that? Or did they see it as an opportunity to vindictively assert their
00:10:31.880 dominance over and destroy a man they despise and despise, in this case, largely for the color of
00:10:37.520 his skin and what they believe that color represents? I would say the latter. The snowflake act is just
00:10:44.580 that. It's an act. It's a tool used by these so-called snowflakes to get what they want. It's a power play
00:10:49.260 and an extremely effective one, it turns out. So where do we go from here? What do we do with all
00:10:56.080 this? What does it mean? Well, all it means is that our problem is how society is fundamentally
00:11:02.140 constructed. No big deal. That's it. We just have to reconstruct society from the ground up. We can't
00:11:08.020 wait for the real world to solve the problems. The real world has been reshaped by these very same
00:11:12.720 people. So we have to reconstruct it from the ground up. That's all. It should only take several
00:11:16.540 generations to do. That's the good news. And also the bad news. But there's no time like the present
00:11:22.980 to get started. Let's get now to our five headlines.
00:11:32.580 Man, I don't know if you guys saw this preview for Godzilla vs. King Kong, that movie. Or maybe
00:11:37.440 it's King Kong vs. Godzilla. I can't remember who gets top billing. But it looks completely stupid.
00:11:43.240 Really entertaining also. And I put it on for my kids yesterday. I put the preview on.
00:11:51.160 And my boys, seven and four, they lost their minds watching it. And I thought back, I wish when I was
00:11:57.520 seven years old. When I was seven, it wasn't all that long ago. Well, it was still so long ago, I
00:12:02.560 guess. But when I was seven, you know, King Kong, if they made a King Kong movie, it still would have
00:12:06.820 been a guy in a suit. What I wouldn't have done to see a movie like this. King Kong vs. Godzilla.
00:12:11.560 Can you remember, can you imagine being a seven-year-old boy in a movie like this is coming
00:12:14.580 out? But it also brings to mind, because I'm letting them watch this. And I think this is
00:12:19.420 something, maybe it's just me, but I actually think that all parents, at least talking to
00:12:24.320 parents and thinking about my own parents, all parents really struggle to come up with
00:12:28.340 a coherent movie policy for their kids. And I think all parents end up making these weird
00:12:35.280 decisions where there are certain movies or shows you won't let your kid watch. And then
00:12:39.080 other ones that are definitely inappropriate, you do let them watch. Like my parents, for
00:12:42.420 example, you know, there are so many shows they wouldn't let, like cartoons, they wouldn't
00:12:46.160 let us, they wouldn't let us watch The Simpsons when I was a kid. But I think I saw The Exorcist
00:12:50.960 when I was like nine. And so with my kids, it's kind of a similar thing. I'm very strict
00:12:55.320 about certain movies, but I'll put on King Kong vs. Godzilla. I put on the Peter Jackson
00:13:00.760 King Kong that came out like in the early 2000s for my son when he was about five. I forgot
00:13:06.580 there was a scene in that movie where King Kong literally bites a guy's head off and
00:13:09.740 spits it out. Didn't remember that. Put it on. I don't know. As a parent, you just, you
00:13:15.660 just, you sort of fumble your way through these things and figure it out as you go along.
00:13:20.820 All right. This is number one from the Daily Wire. It says, New York's, New York's death
00:13:23.800 toll from the coronavirus, from coronavirus related nursing home deaths may be much higher
00:13:29.380 than what was reported by the state, especially in the months after Governor Andrew Cuomo issued a
00:13:33.720 mandate requiring facilities to accept COVID positive patients, regardless of whether those
00:13:38.240 facilities were equipped to handle them. You've heard a lot about that on this show and other
00:13:41.740 shows. A report from New York Attorney General Letitia James. Now, so we knew this was bad,
00:13:48.480 but we knew that thousands of elderly people died because of this policy. What we're finding out now
00:13:54.500 is that it's even worse than we thought. So Attorney General Letitia James has determined that
00:13:59.960 COVID-19 resident deaths associated with nursing homes in New York appear to be undercounted by the
00:14:06.840 DOH by approximately 50%. That 50% refers to a narrow slice of data. And it goes on from there,
00:14:16.360 getting into specifics about it. But the headline here is that it's worse than we thought. It's a lot
00:14:22.180 worse than we thought. And we already knew it was pretty bad. This prompted CNN with their own
00:14:27.160 headline, an article today, it says, Andrew Cuomo's COVID-19 performance may have been less stellar
00:14:33.200 than it seemed. Oh, you think so, CNN? Yeah, less stellar than it seemed to you and to other deluded
00:14:40.580 morons. But to those of us with our eyes open, it was very clear from the beginning that it was not
00:14:44.040 stellar at all. Because, yeah, he was giving press conferences and he had his, you know, his whole act
00:14:53.120 in the press conference where he pretended to be this straightforward, tough-talking guy. But those of us
00:14:58.980 who are not extremely stupid realize that that has nothing to do with what he's actually doing in relation
00:15:03.740 to the coronavirus. But especially with CNN, see, you say this now, but during the height of this,
00:15:14.280 when this was actually happening, when there were thousands of COVID patients being put into these
00:15:23.000 nursing homes and this was going on, CNN, this was known. We talked about it on this show. We talked,
00:15:28.100 other shows talked about it. We had articles about it on The Daily Wire. But CNN, rather than reporting on
00:15:34.520 that, they had Andrew Cuomo come on the air several times a week with his little brother. And they had these
00:15:42.140 cutesy little back and forths. You know, what was it? The one time he brought out a, I think it was a
00:15:49.100 propped, a prop Q-tip to make fun of the fact that Andrew Cuomo has big ears. And they had a big laugh
00:15:54.100 about that while elderly people were dying in nursing homes due to Andrew Cuomo's policies.
00:16:01.720 So nice job, CNN. Number two, a moment of unity. Moment of unity ruined again. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
00:16:10.120 tweeted yesterday in response to a news about Robinhood locking down their app to stop users
00:16:16.620 from buying more GameStop stock. She said, this was her original tweet. She said,
00:16:22.500 this is unacceptable. We now need to know more about Robinhood app's decision to block retail
00:16:27.000 investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see it.
00:16:31.080 As a member of the Financial Services Committee, I'd support a hearing if necessary.
00:16:34.720 Okay. That's what she said. And I agree. I think most people, this has been one issue where it seems
00:16:42.920 like most people agree, which is pretty impressive. Because prior to this, I wasn't sure if there was
00:16:52.780 anything ever again that we could all agree on. But with this issue, most people do. Well, Ted Cruz
00:17:00.140 tweeted in agreement. Uh, and all he said was, I agree. I think that was what his tweet was
00:17:04.580 and kind of maybe extending a little bit of an olive branch. AOC proceeded to take that olive
00:17:11.020 olive branch and throw it in the incinerator. This is what she tweeted in response. She said,
00:17:15.640 I'm happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there's common ground,
00:17:18.840 but you talking to Ted Cruz almost had me murdered three weeks ago. So you can sit this one out.
00:17:25.060 Happy to work with almost any other GOP that aren't trying to get me killed. In the meantime,
00:17:28.940 if you want to help, you can resign. That's what she thinks of unity. Now, by the way,
00:17:36.080 when she said, well, I'm happy to work with any other GOP who didn't try to get me killed.
00:17:40.080 What she fails to mention is that she thinks they all tried to get her killed. She blames all of them
00:17:43.760 with very, maybe with the exception of like Mitt Romney, um, and a few others, she, she thinks they
00:17:50.960 all did. So what she means is I'm happy to work with any other GOP except for all of the GOP.
00:17:58.940 You know, and this is what, there are two things we take away from this. First of all,
00:18:04.420 this is the point we've gotten to now where a, a sitting member of Congress accuses another member
00:18:11.440 of trying to have her murdered. And it's like, it's barely even news. I mean, even, even 10 years ago,
00:18:20.200 this would be unheard of to have a claim like this, completely unsubstantiated.
00:18:30.120 There's no basis for this whatsoever. She can't explain it in what way. So you're,
00:18:35.460 you're accusing him of attempted murder. And that seems to me to be defamation
00:18:39.740 or libel, whichever one it is when you're, when you're saying it, or I guess in this case,
00:18:44.260 is a tweet. I'll let the lawyers figure that out. But it seems to me that a claim like this,
00:18:48.900 completely baseless, false, smearing somebody, uh, trying to do them damage.
00:18:54.920 That doesn't seem legal to me, but we're at the point now where this it's, it's absolutely expected
00:19:02.140 and, uh, doesn't even, doesn't even make any waves. Oh yeah, sure. Just a Congresswoman
00:19:07.600 accusing a Senator of trying to have her killed. Eh, par for the course. But also it shows again,
00:19:14.020 um, what many on the left, especially Democrats, especially Democrats like AOC, what they actually
00:19:20.500 think of unity, which is that they have no interest in it whatsoever. So there's really no point,
00:19:25.660 even when you agree with them, there's no point in even saying it. There's, there's, there's,
00:19:32.320 there's no point in trying to find common ground because you try to stand on the common ground with
00:19:38.580 them. They're just going to pull the rug out from under you and kick you while you're down. That's
00:19:41.780 what's going to happen. Number three, from the Hill, we knew this was coming. Here it is. Um,
00:19:47.300 resident Biden on president Biden. I said resident resident Biden actually works. I kind of like that
00:19:53.840 like a nursing home resident. I think I stumbled on the resident Biden. I like that. Let's go with
00:20:00.320 that. Resident Biden on Thursday signed two executive actions focused on healthcare, describing
00:20:05.420 the directives as a necessary effort to undo the damage done by former president Trump. Um,
00:20:11.880 Biden signed an order directing federal agencies to open a special enrollment period for the affordable
00:20:16.020 care act. Then he also signed a presidential memorandum rescinding the Mexico city policy,
00:20:21.640 preventing federal funds, uh, from going to organizations that fund abortion overseas.
00:20:27.260 And this is the great Catholic, the great decent Catholic, Joe Biden, who is now going to force
00:20:32.480 taxpayers. He's going to take food out of your kids' mouths to pay for abortions overseas is what's
00:20:38.780 going to happen. Now we got, here he is signing this order, uh, but you'll notice something and
00:20:43.440 he's kind of explaining why he's signing it, but you'll notice something about this explanation.
00:20:47.160 Maybe it'll jump out of you. Listen, the second order I'm going to be signing also changes what
00:20:53.660 the president has done, the president, what former president has done. And it, uh, a memorandum
00:21:00.880 reversed the, my predecessor's attack on women's health, excuse me, health access. And, um, as we
00:21:09.260 continue to battle COVID-19, even more critical Americans have meaningful access to healthcare.
00:21:15.340 If we could just move past the irony of him hacking up a lung while he says the word health,
00:21:20.420 uh, but moving past that he, he's talking about funding abortions overseas, but he won't say it.
00:21:26.440 He won't even say the word abortion said he talks about women's health,
00:21:29.320 talks about it in a very roundabout way. And one of the reasons that, that he still comes from that
00:21:36.920 old school Democrat mentality, uh, old school, meaning like 20 years ago,
00:21:42.640 where radically pro-abortion, but they won't say it. They won't, they won't say the word.
00:21:50.100 And I think it's because they still have a little bit, they still have a little bit of shame in them
00:21:53.960 and they realize that it's a shameful thing. So they don't want to openly acknowledge it.
00:22:00.040 Now the newer Democrats have no problem talking about abortion. They're proud of it.
00:22:03.720 In the end, it, it all ends with the same policies and it ends with the same body count of children
00:22:10.440 being killed. So it doesn't matter that much, but for him, he won't even just come out and say,
00:22:15.740 Oh yeah, this is for, so we're going to fund abortions overseas.
00:22:19.980 And that should tell you something when there's a certain policy in the people and many of the
00:22:25.460 people who support the policy and the guy who's signing the policy and acting it doesn't want to
00:22:31.960 talk about it. Doesn't even want to say the word. Well, that should tell you something.
00:22:39.080 You notice that with a interesting dichotomy, right? Between pro-lifers and pro-abortion people
00:22:43.680 because with pro-lifers, we don't, we don't use any euphemisms. We speak about this issue directly.
00:22:49.440 We are not afraid at all to say what we really think. And to, to, to, to just talk about this issue
00:22:54.260 in a direct, straightforward manner. It's always been the pro-abortion side. Many of them anyway,
00:23:02.220 though I say not all of them. It's always been many of them that they feel that we need to dance
00:23:06.320 around it, to find all these different euphemisms, these different terms, women's health, reproductive
00:23:11.180 health. And anytime you see that, even if you don't know anything about the issue, you know nothing
00:23:18.420 about the issue, but you don't even know what abortion is. And you hear two sides arguing about it.
00:23:22.620 And one side is talking about it directly. And the other side is, is, is doing anything they can to
00:23:28.440 not speak about it directly. That's enough right there to tell you who's on the right side.
00:23:34.380 All right. Number four, I have to do this. I'm sorry. I have to do it. I take no pleasure in this
00:23:38.880 at all. Um, but I got to, I have to play it for you because I was subjected to it. This is Kristen
00:23:43.960 Chenoweth. She's a Broadway actress. Uh, and she, she made a song, a Broadway style song about Kamala
00:23:52.320 Harris. And I'm going to play it for you just because here it is. Her name is Kamala. It's
00:24:04.840 someone named Kamala. And truly, since I've begun to learn all she's done, I see she deserved
00:24:11.840 that spot. And also I learned it's no, not Kamala. So think of it like Kamala. Because Kamala,
00:24:19.840 Kamala, she's good for America. And popular as she was, well now, Kamala's popularity will
00:24:28.840 grow. Because we know how much she's gonna be helping Joe. After all, there is nobody astuter
00:24:37.840 when she was a prosecutor. Tough but fair. She really found her niche. And then she fought
00:24:46.840 for rights and justice when it came to serving in the Senate. Where I come from, she'd make
00:24:54.120 a very good witch. I agree with the last part. Very good witch. I lost my will to live while
00:25:03.760 watching that. I felt myself plunging into the depths of despair. I can't even, there's something
00:25:11.720 about that that's so horrendously depressing. And they're still trying to do this with,
00:25:20.120 it will never stop being funny to me. This enthusiasm they're trying to generate for this
00:25:26.140 woman that they didn't care at all about. She could have been president. If you care so
00:25:34.220 much about, I mean, you're literally singing songs about her now. You're so excited. But where
00:25:39.500 was this excitement a year ago? Now she's only the pseudo-president. Now she's the president
00:25:44.800 behind the scenes. While senile Joe is there as the figurehead. But she could have been the
00:25:50.180 main person. She could have been the boss. Officially. Top of the ticket. But you guys chose
00:25:57.620 the old 78-year-old white man. And now you want to pretend you're excited about her. Sorry,
00:26:04.420 I don't buy it. I especially don't buy it in that form. All right, number five.
00:26:10.900 This is from the New York Post. It says, two California women claim that Subway's tuna
00:26:15.040 sandwich actually contains not a scintilla of the fish that they were duped by the fast food
00:26:20.380 joint's claims. And they're saying this in a $5 million lawsuit. Karen Donawa and Nalima Amen,
00:26:30.020 both of Alameda County, California, say they ordered tuna from the sandwich giant,
00:26:33.980 locations near their home as recently as last year. This is according to the federal lawsuit.
00:26:38.580 But independent testing has repeatedly affirmed the products are made from anything but tuna.
00:26:43.640 The filing of the products has no scintilla of tuna at all, the suit claims. In fact,
00:26:47.840 Subway's tuna is made from a mixture of various concoctions that do not constitute tuna,
00:26:52.320 that have been blended together by the defendants to imitate the appearance of tuna.
00:26:56.300 This is a kind of a form of, is a cultural, is an appropriation of tuna by this imposter.
00:27:03.940 The filing alleges that Subway has done this in an effort to save money since the blended non-tuna
00:27:08.580 product costs less. I'm trying to get to the point in this article where they explain
00:27:13.440 why they deserve $5 million because they got fake tuna. I mean, have they bought $5 million worth of
00:27:21.280 tuna sandwiches? Because if they have, then I would say they, apparently they don't hate the tuna that
00:27:26.360 much. But I'm, I'm okay with this. If, if you're going to file the lawsuit against Subway though,
00:27:32.700 the only thing I'll say, if we're filing a lawsuit against Subway, uh, I would rather,
00:27:38.140 or maybe this is something that would come out in the discovery phase. I don't know, but,
00:27:40.840 but, uh, one way or another, I want to know what the smell is in a Subway sandwich shop.
00:27:46.740 When you walk in, there is a smell. And I've asked this question before. I've asked it in
00:27:52.720 Subways before, uh, what the smell is. You know what I'm talking about? If you've ever been in a
00:27:56.500 Subway, there's a very distinct smell and it's not terribly pleasant. It's this kind of, it's this,
00:28:03.460 it's, it's, it's, it's not, it's not exactly like walking into a, into a, you know, a dumpster,
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00:28:16.720 disturbing. I don't know what it is exactly. And the answer I've been given is that it's the smell
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00:31:39.420 I never thought I had to say this, but today we're going to cancel anal swabs.
00:31:49.320 The media has been reporting that China in order to test for COVID is now using both throat and
00:31:55.100 anal swabs, though not on the same person, or at least not with the same swab. One would hope.
00:32:02.120 In any case, the Washington post has this. They say the people of China could be forgiven for thinking
00:32:05.740 they'd seen at all during the coronavirus pandemic, but now they face a new indignity. The addition of
00:32:10.060 anal swabs, Chinese state media outlets introduced the new protocol in recent days, prompting widespread
00:32:14.900 discussion and some outrage, uh, only some outrage apparently in China. Some Chinese doctors say the
00:32:20.480 science is there recovering patients. They say have continued to test positive through samples from
00:32:24.020 the lower digestive tract, uh, days after nasal and throat swabs came back negative yet for many,
00:32:30.500 it seemed a step too far in government intrusion after a year and counting of a dignity eroding pandemic.
00:32:35.740 Everyone involved will be so embarrassed. One user of, um, the Chinese social media app Weibo said,
00:32:41.900 even Chinese doctors who support the new test said the methods inconvenience meant it made sense
00:32:46.080 for use only in select groups, such as at quarantine centers. That's what they say. But it seems the
00:32:52.280 anal swab technique is not only being used on people in quarantine centers, even airline passengers are
00:32:58.920 apparently required to subject themselves to this experience. The Hill reports quote, nose and anal swabs were
00:33:04.720 taken from a group of passengers on a flight from, uh, Changchum, China to Beijing on Monday. Other
00:33:10.380 travelers arriving in Beijing have also been asked to use anal swabs. One woman who was not identified by
00:33:16.040 name, thankfully for her, was asked to use an anal swab in a mandatory hotel quarantine in Beijing
00:33:22.660 alongside several nose and throat tests and a blood test. Again, we hope that they use different
00:33:28.580 equipment for all those different tests. It's not clear to me whether this swabbing is happening in the
00:33:33.100 airport or on the plane in most cases or somewhere else, perhaps they do it while you're waiting in
00:33:37.580 line at the food court, Burger King for efficiency sake, at least the mask will help hydra shame a
00:33:42.240 little bit. Um, there's been a video making the rounds, which appears to be some sort of Chinese
00:33:47.280 official or doctor in an airport demonstrating the anal swab technique. Thankfully he's using a dummy
00:33:53.700 in this case. Um, the good news is that this is all only slightly more invasive than what the TSA already
00:34:01.860 does. I mean, it's hard to believe that a little more than 20 years ago, you could walk into an
00:34:08.820 airport, get right on a plane, carrying a baseball bat and a knife. If you wanted, I mean, literally you
00:34:14.540 could actually bring that stuff on a plane. Now they confiscate your water bottles and, uh, subject you to a
00:34:19.480 rectal probe. We have come a long way in the wrong direction. Now I haven't done any official polling
00:34:28.680 on this, but based on informal conversations, it appears that it appears that most people are rather
00:34:34.140 opposed to the anal swab method. The approval rating for anal swabs is rather low. It's almost as low as
00:34:41.420 the approval rating for Congress. Why is that? I mean, why do people recoil at the idea? Well, I think
00:34:47.920 they recoil at it for a few reasons. One of them though, perhaps the number one is that dignity
00:34:53.940 matters as it turns out. And that's the takeaway here. If there's any lesson to be learned from anal
00:35:00.600 swabs, anal swabs are an extreme example, but why, you know, do most people reject the idea? Because
00:35:06.860 they want to preserve their dignity. Even if that form of testing is more accurate, even if it would make
00:35:12.580 us safer, who knows, maybe it would, I don't know. Doesn't matter. Most of us would say because we have
00:35:18.820 our dignity and we would like to preserve it. Thank you. There have to be limits. Okay. There are things
00:35:24.640 that I will not have, that I will not subject myself to things. I will not cooperate with simply because
00:35:30.420 I'm a human being and I have dignity. Dignity is actually a more important consideration than safety.
00:35:37.700 If there's a choice between staying safe and forfeiting your dignity or keeping your dignity
00:35:44.820 and forfeiting your safety, you should go through door number two every time.
00:35:50.480 So we see that, I think, with extreme and absurd things like anal swabs. I just wish we could see
00:35:55.520 it with things that are only slightly less extreme and absurd, like wearing a mask while walking outside
00:36:01.200 or wearing two masks or three masks or wearing a mask and a visor when you, when you go to Walmart.
00:36:12.180 Maybe you'll be a little safer if you do that. Maybe the person with the mask and the gloves and the
00:36:16.840 visor is a little safer. Maybe you're, maybe if you wear a mask while you go for a jog, you're a little
00:36:20.260 bit safer. I'm not convinced that's true actually, but, but maybe it is for the sake of argument.
00:36:23.820 Let's say it is. You're a little bit safer. So what? I still won't do it because it's undignified.
00:36:28.540 It's ridiculous. It's humiliating. That's my reason. My reason is actually not, oh, it's,
00:36:33.680 it's, it's because of the science. It's actually got nothing to do with science. I just think it's
00:36:37.500 humiliating and ridiculous and it looks stupid and it's undignified. That's why I'm not going to do it.
00:36:43.580 We've been told that that's, that's, that's not a good reason. You need a better reason. No,
00:36:46.700 I think that's the best reason. I think it's the, one of the best reasons you can have for doing or
00:36:51.500 not doing something. Now, if you don't think it's a good reason, dignity isn't a good reason.
00:36:58.680 To not do something. Okay. Well then ask for the anal swab next time you're getting tested.
00:37:05.080 Next time you're at CVS getting the COVID test, ask if they have the anal swab. It'll make you
00:37:09.140 safer. Dignity doesn't matter. Does it? I say it does, which is why anal swabs along with so many
00:37:16.640 other anti-COVID measures are canceled. And incidentally, I have now used the term anal swab
00:37:22.800 more times in the last five minutes than I had through my whole life to this point. These are
00:37:27.080 not the sorts of personal milestones that I set out to achieve, but, uh, what can we do? That's where
00:37:33.140 we are. And we'll leave it there for today. Great notes to end on, um, for the week. Have a great
00:37:39.940 weekend. Talk to you on Monday. Godspeed.
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