The Matt Walsh Show - March 24, 2021


Ep. 685 - Arab Man Commits Massacre. Media Changes Subject To Gun Control


Episode Stats

Length

47 minutes

Words per Minute

175.76665

Word Count

8,416

Sentence Count

602

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

30


Summary

The media scrambles to change the narrative after the mass killer in Boulder turns out to be an Arab man who killed white people. Also, a U.S. senator announces her intentions to only vote to confirm nominees of a certain race, and a man finds shrimp tails in his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Today on the Matt Walsh Show, the media scrambles to change the narrative after the mass killer in
00:00:04.040 Boulder turns out to be an Arab man who killed white people. Also, five headlines, including
00:00:07.720 the U.S. senator who announced her intentions to only vote to confirm nominees of a certain race.
00:00:12.620 And a man finds shrimp tails in his box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. What's the lesson we
00:00:16.400 can learn from that story? There is a lesson. I'll tell you what it is. Finally, in our daily
00:00:19.640 cancellation, we'll deal with the claim made by a Democratic senator and many others that buying a
00:00:23.860 gun is somehow easier than voting. Is that true at all? Talk about that and much more today on
00:00:28.700 the Matt Walsh Show. When the horrific news first broke about the mass shooting in Boulder,
00:00:40.340 Colorado yesterday, which left 10 people at a King Soopers grocery store dead, the media settled on
00:00:46.920 the narrative before the victims' bodies had even been put into body bags. This was another bloody
00:00:51.980 rampage carried out by a racist white male. Now, I say another because the shooting last week in
00:00:57.340 Atlanta, which left eight victims dead, has not been officially categorized as a race-based hate
00:01:03.860 crime by law enforcement. But that hasn't stopped the media and the Democrat Party, as we've discussed,
00:01:08.560 from insisting that it could be nothing but a race-based hate crime. They arrived at that
00:01:13.060 conclusion in spite of the fact that the shooter himself said his motive was sexual rage, not racial
00:01:18.100 animus. Now, in the case of Boulder, they arrived at a similar conclusion in spite of the fact that we
00:01:23.780 had at that point absolutely no information about the shooter or his motives at all. And they had
00:01:29.940 already determined that it must be a white guy. Caleb Hall has compiled a thread of leftists. You
00:01:36.400 can go look at his account on Twitter. It's worth looking at. A thread of leftists in media and
00:01:40.340 politics who declared the Boulder shooter was a white male. Many, many, many, dozens said this.
00:01:46.860 Mina Harris, who's a lawyer and also a niece to Kamala Harris, went so far as to say that white men
00:01:53.800 are the greatest terrorist threat to our country. Many prominent members of the left echoed this
00:02:00.240 sentiment. And then, of course, the narrative collapsed. Authorities, after taking a suspiciously
00:02:04.820 long time to tell us the name of the killer, announced that he is a 21-year-old immigrant from
00:02:10.700 Syria. Now, some on the left continued to cling on to the violent white male talking point, announcing
00:02:18.480 that Syrians now basically count as white, apparently. Famous race baiter Tariq Nasheed explained that
00:02:24.840 Syrians are, quote, legally, politically, and socially white. This, along with being abject nonsense,
00:02:31.760 is especially ironic given the fact that these same people are quick to remind us, and recently have
00:02:37.660 been especially quick to remind us that Jesus was not white. Well, which is it? Are Middle Eastern men
00:02:43.560 white or not? I suppose the answer is that they're brown when they do good things, such as heal the
00:02:50.260 sick and redeem mankind, and white when they do bad things, such as murder lots of people. And this is
00:02:55.400 critical race theory in a nutshell, of course. The leftists who were willing to acknowledge that they
00:03:01.980 were wrong in their initial statements about the shooter's race mostly excuse themselves on the
00:03:06.780 basis that white men commit the majority of mass shootings. Tay Anderson, who describes himself in
00:03:12.140 his bio as a community organizer and Denver school board director, no surprise there, justified his
00:03:18.500 own false assumptions along those lines, writing, quote, yesterday I assumed that the shooter involved
00:03:23.720 was a white male. I was wrong. Over the last decade, a majority of these horrendous acts have been white
00:03:29.520 men, but I still refuse to give this murder notoriety. Our attention must be on the victims and the
00:03:34.980 Boulder community. How magnanimous. How magnanimous and generous of him to say that. The attention
00:03:40.200 should be on the victims. He decided that after he found out who the killer was, then he decided,
00:03:46.380 you know what, we should talk about the victims instead. Now, by the way, this isn't even necessarily
00:03:51.480 true, what he just said about white males committing the majority of mass shootings. The term mass
00:03:56.620 shooting is hopelessly vague and intentionally so. It's generally defined according to the political needs
00:04:02.460 of whoever is using the term. In their mass shooting database, Mother Jones defines mass shootings as,
00:04:11.460 quote, indiscriminate rampages in public places resulting in four or more victims killed.
00:04:17.580 Now, look at all the qualifiers on that. Why does it have to be indiscriminate? And what do we mean by
00:04:24.840 indiscriminate? And why only in a public place? And why four victims and not five or two or three?
00:04:31.180 Why do they all have to die in order for it to count as a mass shooting? If somebody goes in,
00:04:35.680 sprays bullets, and hits 15 people and only kills two, that's not a mass shooting?
00:04:39.940 Well, apparently not. Not by this definition. So these are all arbitrary guidelines. And according
00:04:45.240 to those arbitrary guidelines, indeed, white men are most often the culprits of that kind of mass
00:04:52.020 shooting. Though even by those highly selective and random standards, white men don't commit more than
00:04:58.140 their representative share of mass shootings when you look at their overall, the overall population
00:05:03.200 percentages and so forth. But if we define mass shooting simply as a shooting where more than one
00:05:08.560 person is shot, the picture changes dramatically. And if we do the most reasonable and worthwhile thing
00:05:15.640 and focus on all homicides rather than giving undue emphasis to one particular and uncommon form of
00:05:22.180 homicide, we'll find that the majority of those crimes are committed not by white men, but by black
00:05:27.180 men. Would it be okay then for me to make the blanket assumption that every homicide is done by black
00:05:33.380 men until I'm given specific information to the contrary? No. If there was just any story about
00:05:40.940 someone being murdered, someone's murdered when a liquor store was robbed. If I were to tweet out and
00:05:47.440 say, ah, must be a black guy, I'd be called racist for that. Yeah, this is exactly what the left did
00:05:54.580 in this case and then justified it, said, yeah, I made a racial assumption. Of course, I'll be told
00:06:00.360 that such assumptions in my case are racist, even though the people calling racial assumptions based
00:06:06.400 on statistical generalities racist in that case are the same ones who make those kinds of assumptions
00:06:10.920 and justify them when it comes to mass shootings or quote unquote mass shootings. Now, this is how the
00:06:17.440 double standard works. It's also why the race of the victims in yesterday's shootings has not been
00:06:23.580 judged relevant by the media or our political leaders. After the Atlanta shooting, there were
00:06:29.520 marches to quote, stop anti-Asian hate. I'm not really sure how a march is going to, I don't know
00:06:36.420 exactly what a march against hate is supposed to accomplish, but we had those. There were demands
00:06:41.440 for hate crime charges to be filed, media editorials about the whiteness pandemic. Representative Judy
00:06:48.460 Chu, we played this clip a couple days ago of California, said on ABC News that she knows in
00:06:53.000 her heart and in her mind that the shooting was a hate crime. And she knows that simply because a
00:06:58.120 majority of the victims were Asian and the shooter was white. By that standard, if we were allowed to
00:07:04.440 apply the same standard, it must be concluded that yesterday's terrible crime was an anti-white hate
00:07:09.600 crime. In that case, all 10 victims were white and the perpetrator, despite desperate claims to the
00:07:15.440 contrary, was a non-white Arab man. Why should we not be calling for hate crime charges here? Why should
00:07:21.400 we not be organizing stop anti-white hate rallies? It's true that we don't know the killer's motive at
00:07:29.640 this point, but when has that ever stopped the race baiters? It's only stopped them in this case.
00:07:37.200 After gearing up to make this shooting into yet another story about race, they shamelessly pivoted
00:07:42.420 as soon as they heard the name of the killer, and now they wish to discuss issues like mental health
00:07:47.360 and gun violence instead. It was considered insensitive and even racist to blame mental illness
00:07:53.600 for the Atlanta shooting, because that would be to let the killer off the hook. It would be to
00:07:57.840 distract from the matter of his alleged racism, we were told. You'll notice that last week CNN
00:08:04.560 featured no segments like the discussion this morning, where host Allison Camerata questioned
00:08:10.220 why the gun shop owner who sold the boulder shooter his weapon didn't first conduct a psychological
00:08:16.160 examination. That was her question. Let's listen to that. Why in case in terms of making change,
00:08:23.000 since it seems intractable at the national level, why don't we go to gun shop owners and say,
00:08:30.720 do you think that this 21-year-old who comes in and wants an AR-15 style weapon, do you think that
00:08:36.560 he looks like he's going hunting with this weapon? Did you ask him, by the way, do you ever think that
00:08:42.480 people are chasing you? Do you ever hear voices saying that people are coming for you? Do they ever
00:08:47.120 ask questions like that? Because this guy, it sounds like, according to his family, would have answered yes.
00:08:51.680 The short answer is, in our society, we don't ask those questions. We don't demand of gun shops that
00:08:59.760 they ask those questions. We have a perspective in America that there is a right to buy a weapon
00:09:08.180 absent some compelling and obvious circumstances, and gun shops don't ask those questions. And it's
00:09:16.500 very, very painful. Now, sane people can identify many legal and logistical problems with such a plan.
00:09:24.760 It's also interesting that the left demands greater scrutiny and oversight for an adult who wants to buy a gun
00:09:29.640 than a child who wants to get a sex change. But this is all part of the twisted story of modern leftism.
00:09:35.340 Double standards, contradictions. They present themselves in rapid succession.
00:09:40.120 And we're supposed to just go along with the program. Don't comment on it. Cooperate with the
00:09:45.840 ever-shifting narrative. Never stop to question any of it. Let's get now to our five headlines.
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00:11:07.640 Yeah. By the way, I have gotten your messages, your emails. Many, many people have sent me the
00:11:15.260 stories, including the Daily Wire yesterday, about how we're now told that beards make face
00:11:23.520 masks less effective. So I've gotten all those. And my, you know, I don't know if people sending
00:11:28.840 me this, they're trying to convince me to shave the beard, just more anti-beard bigotry. I'm sure
00:11:34.080 that's what it is. But I think, first of all, yes, I already knew that. Of course, every time I put
00:11:39.480 the face mask on, I know that, look, this is not, it's not doing much because I got all the beard
00:11:43.520 here and I'm sure the virus can still navigate its way up because I'm not exactly getting an
00:11:49.460 airtight seal here. So I'm plenty aware of that. This is why I've said all along, or at least thought
00:11:55.920 all along, that I should get a medical exemption from wearing a mask because I'm bearded. That's
00:12:02.940 the way I look at it. Now let's go number one here. So we, as mentioned, of course, the left is
00:12:11.160 making this particular shooting a story about gun control. And you did hear, you heard a little bit
00:12:18.860 of that last week, but not as much. And the reason is that they wanted to focus on the racial aspect.
00:12:24.980 They wanted that to be the main story. And they also didn't want to talk about mental illness
00:12:29.980 last week, because that would be, they would think, as I said, that would seem to, if the guy's crazy,
00:12:40.660 then it's not really a matter of racism. Or if he is racist, if you're crazy and racist,
00:12:45.800 then you can't really be blamed for your racism because you're crazy. They don't really want to
00:12:49.840 talk about it then. They didn't want to talk about it this, this week. So Joe Biden announced
00:12:56.120 yesterday what he wants to do about gun control. And here's, here's his plan. Let's listen.
00:13:03.680 This is the one thing I do know enough to say on is in terms of what's happened there.
00:13:08.160 While we're still waiting for more information regarding the shooter, his motive, the weapons he
00:13:13.380 used, the guns, the magazines, the weapons, the modifications that apparently have taken place
00:13:18.080 to those weapons that are involved here, I don't need to wait another minute, let alone an hour,
00:13:25.780 to take common sense steps that will save the lives in the future and to urge my colleagues
00:13:31.580 in the House and Senate to act. We can ban assault weapons and high capacity magazines
00:13:37.860 in this country once again. I got that done when I was a senator. It passed. It was law for the
00:13:45.460 longest time. And it brought down these mass killings. We should do it again. We can close
00:13:53.240 the loopholes in our background check system, including the Charleston loophole. That's one of
00:13:58.400 the best tools we have right now to prevent gun violence.
00:14:02.180 Yeah, a lot of problems there. The first one is, I don't know what an assault weapon is.
00:14:08.100 I'm not sure. That's still, no one has quite made clear what you mean by assault weapon. What
00:14:14.160 is that supposed to mean? And that's why, in fact, when you hear the statement, when you hear a
00:14:19.900 statement that there was a mass shooting committed with an assault weapon, that doesn't really tell
00:14:27.120 you anything. That tells you almost nothing about what actually happened in the shooting, what kind
00:14:32.900 of weapon was used, how many people died, motive. There's no, really no, there's a basic, an all but
00:14:42.300 meaningless statement to say that because those two terms can mean anything. And here's what assault
00:14:50.660 weapon means. It means a weapon is an assault weapon. If it is a weapon that Democrats right
00:14:58.240 now are trying to ban. Why are they trying to ban it? Because it's an assault weapon. Why are they
00:15:04.800 calling it an assault weapon? Because they want to ban it. And so we go around and around in circles
00:15:08.260 like that. In reality, though, that term has no objective meaning whatsoever. And that's a real
00:15:17.380 problem. Now, in more political news, Senator Duckworth, Senator Tammy Duckworth, I really think
00:15:28.160 one of the most vile and repulsive people in the Senate. She's a really bad person and a terrible
00:15:37.860 incompetent goon. And she should be expelled from the Senate for, I think, probably several reasons.
00:15:44.100 But here's number one. This is the only reason I need to give you. This is a report. This is from
00:15:47.980 Chad Pergram is a Fox News reporter. He says, reporting from the pool, Democratic Illinois
00:15:55.460 Senator Duckworth talking about the effort to get more diverse nominees out of Joe Biden. She says,
00:16:01.620 I'm a no vote on the floor on all non-diversity nominees. You know, this is her talking again. You
00:16:08.820 know, I will vote for racial minorities and I will vote for LGBTQ, but anybody else I'm not voting for.
00:16:18.520 Okay. That's what we call that. That's called racism. Of course. Now, when you say I want diverse
00:16:24.200 nominees, but that's another way of saying, I don't want white people. That's all she's saying. I don't
00:16:30.540 want straight white people. That's what I don't want. Of course, in reality, to call someone,
00:16:37.380 oh, that's not a diverse person. I want a diverse person. White person. What does that mean? How can
00:16:43.900 a person be diverse in and of themselves? Again, a word with no meaning. It just means whatever they
00:16:51.340 want it to mean in the given moment. And in this case, it's, it's, it is a very thinly veiled way
00:16:56.440 of saying, I don't want to vote for white people. I'm a non-white person. I don't like white people
00:17:02.020 and I don't want to vote for them. Flat out racism. And she's free to be a racist,
00:17:07.480 bigoted scumbag. All she wants to be, but that should not be acceptable in the Senate. She should
00:17:13.480 be expelled from the Senate for that. And the Republicans, if they had any backbone, they'd
00:17:18.600 be calling for that right now. We need to have hearings. We need to do whatever we can. She needs
00:17:23.320 to be gone. We cannot have people in the Senate who are going to stand up and announce ahead of time
00:17:28.440 that they're racist against a certain race. And they're not going to approve of anybody who is
00:17:32.280 that race. Obviously we can't. And it goes without saying that if this was a white Republican
00:17:38.740 saying, you know, I'm, I'm not interested in a nominee who isn't white. I want to stick with my
00:17:46.260 own people. And, uh, if they're not white, I'm not interested in them. And if they're not straight,
00:17:50.840 I don't want any gay nominees. So if they're not a white straight person, I don't want them.
00:17:54.560 If a Republican were to say that, and of course you can't, you can't imagine a politician saying
00:17:58.980 that they never would, but it would be, it would be it nuclear. You cannot even conceive
00:18:08.220 of the nuclear meltdown that would happen on the part of the media and the Democrat party.
00:18:14.860 And they would not stop until that person was gone. Should be the same damn thing here. It is
00:18:21.220 just as bigoted and racist and disgusting. But meanwhile, this same person, she's, she's concerned
00:18:28.800 about, um, racial hatred while she exhibits that hatred and encourages it and wants to vote based
00:18:37.620 on it. She's, she's, she's concerned about it too. She wants to, she wants to make sure that we get
00:18:42.020 rid of, uh, uh, of, of racial hatred, specifically anti-Asian hatred. So here she is talking about the
00:18:47.700 effort to, um, get an anti-Asian hate crime bill passed. Here she is. Let's listen.
00:18:54.280 The president on Friday endorsed, uh, a bill. I know you are a co-sponsor of, uh, of called the
00:19:00.060 COVID-19 hate crimes act. Um, all the co-sponsors are Democrats. Do you have any pledges from Republicans
00:19:06.960 to sign on?
00:19:07.980 We don't at this time. And it's astonishing to me. I mean, the house passed a bill that actually,
00:19:13.840 um, can, it was a resolution against hate crimes against Asian Americans tied to COVID. Uh, and
00:19:19.880 you know, we have actually Republicans who voted against it and Mitch McConnell at the time,
00:19:23.760 because Republicans were in charge, wouldn't even let us vote on it in the Senate. I mean,
00:19:27.680 how, where can you be that you would not be willing to vote on a bill that would condemn
00:19:32.560 violence against any group of Americans? Well, she's, she's scandalized. How could
00:19:37.980 anyone exhibit that kind of bigotry? Except for me, of course, only she's allowed to be
00:19:44.420 a bigot. I wish she would just come out and say that I'd almost respect it. I'd respect
00:19:48.680 the honesty. At least if she came out and said, listen, I'm, I am a flaming bigot, but, but
00:19:53.420 no one else is allowed to. I I'm allowed to be, but nobody else can. Yeah. Let's, let's
00:19:59.420 get a, a, a hate crime, an anti-Asian COVID hate crime bill. What? So, okay. So, so it's
00:20:07.600 already illegal to commit a hate crime against an Asian person. In fact, it's illegal two
00:20:13.260 times over. If you were to assault an Asian person, it's illegal because it's assault and
00:20:20.260 then it's a federal hate crime because it's race-based. So it's illegal twice. And now they
00:20:25.420 want to make it illegal three times. Let's add another law on top of it. Let's make it
00:20:30.280 illegal three times over. And if that's not enough, let's make it, let's pass another
00:20:33.900 bill. Let's just, let's just keep passing bills until anytime someone does that, they've
00:20:40.720 committed 20 crimes instead of one. You know what? If you, we could get rid of all of this
00:20:47.400 nonsense because you really only need to make an act illegal once. It only has to be illegal
00:20:52.500 once. But if you're, if you, if you're saying to yourself, oh, well, there's not enough,
00:20:57.360 uh, it's still not dissuading people, you know, there's people are still doing it. Uh,
00:21:03.540 this is a, this is a more serious crime. Okay. Well then if you want to make the penalties
00:21:07.700 harsher, I'm all about that. Not just for anti-Asian assault, but if you want to make the penalty
00:21:15.500 harsher for assault, for example, someone who goes up and assaults a random innocent, um,
00:21:22.720 pedestrian walking down the street or whatever it is. And we've seen, we see cases like that all
00:21:27.220 over the place. Asians being targeted, white people being targeted, black people. Um, if,
00:21:32.560 if you, if you're saying that those crimes are not, um, treated harshly enough by the justice system,
00:21:40.860 I agree with you. I think the person that does something like that should go to jail for,
00:21:46.320 put them in jail for 30 years for all I care. There was that case in Baltimore, which we,
00:21:51.720 we haven't heard anything about. I don't know if there's been any update on it, but there was a
00:21:55.140 case of the, um, we had the video that we played months ago of white guy walking down the street.
00:22:01.040 Uh, someone runs up, black guy runs up behind him with a, with a brick and bashes him over the head,
00:22:05.500 runs away. We have, we heard almost nothing about that when it happened. We've heard
00:22:10.800 no update on that case, but if they found that guy, or if they do find him, how much jail time
00:22:17.920 is he going to get? I mean, a couple of years at most, I'd say, put that guy, put that scumbag
00:22:25.300 in jail for 50 years, put him in jail for the rest of his life. I mean, that is someone we don't need
00:22:29.340 in society. Like we don't need you. If you're doing something like that, we don't need you.
00:22:33.960 You're gone. One strike, you're out. I never want to see outside of a prison cell ever again.
00:22:39.240 I'm fine with that. Whoever the victim is, white, black, Asian doesn't matter.
00:22:46.220 Um, but that's not what they want though. You know, cause, and they don't care about the white
00:22:49.860 guy getting bashed with a brick. They don't, they give a damn about that. This is all just
00:22:54.860 political posturing because when it comes down to it, these people, this is not the tough on crime
00:22:59.040 party. If they were, I'd be right along with them. So you want to get tough on crime? You want to put
00:23:05.120 these violent dirt bags in jail for a long, I'm with you. Let's do it. All right. Number two,
00:23:13.460 there's, um, in unintentionally horrifying article in the Brown daily Herald, which is Brown
00:23:19.560 university's new newspaper about the, um, and this is about their new online system for reporting
00:23:25.540 sexual harassment and assault online anonymous. What could go wrong? The article says the title
00:23:33.740 nine office introduced a new method of reporting incidents of sexual harassment, sexual violence,
00:23:38.680 or gender-based discrimination on its website. The online sexual violence and gender harassment
00:23:44.300 incident reporting form aims to provide an easy mechanism to report incidents. Um, this according
00:23:51.460 to the title nine program officer, Renee Davis, the form allows students to report descriptions of
00:23:56.860 incidents, concerns, and involved persons, such as alleged aggressors, harmed individuals and
00:24:02.020 witnesses, as well as the desired response from the title nine office. Students can also opt to make
00:24:07.660 their reports anonymous. So you can, you can implicate somebody in a crime. Uh, you can tell the
00:24:19.060 school what punishment you want for that alleged perpetrator. And you could do all this anonymously
00:24:24.860 so that the person being accused doesn't even know who's accusing them has no right supposed to
00:24:31.780 have the right to face your accuser in court. None of that out the window. That's at Brown university
00:24:37.380 anonymous online reporting of crimes.
00:24:42.240 And then, and then the second part of that is that the person accused of course goes into the kangaroo
00:24:50.140 court, the, the, the rape tribunal or whatever, and is summarily punished. No evidence. I mean, think
00:24:57.620 about that. Not if you're, if you're a man being, and this is all, it's all going to mostly be men
00:25:03.080 accused anyway, as we know. And that's the point here, but you're being accused of something. No
00:25:10.520 evidence is brought to bear and you don't even know who's accusing you and you get kicked out of
00:25:16.860 school, labeled a rapist for the rest of your life. Yet another reason to be very careful about sending
00:25:25.060 your kids off to college, especially your sons. Let's see. This is a story that gets more and more
00:25:32.400 bizarre. Okay. A guy says that he found shrimp tails in his cinnamon toast crunch. Now, and I was
00:25:42.520 reading this story that every, every sentence it gets, it gets weirder and weirder. So I guess he had
00:25:48.480 already, he, he ate a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch and then he was pouring more because he was going
00:25:55.560 to eat another bowl and the shrimp tails fell out of the box. And this guy, first of all, is apparently
00:26:03.560 the husband of the woman who played Topanga on Boy Meets World, because why not? And also his other
00:26:09.960 box of cereal evidently had dental floss in it. And there was a hole in the, in the bag and then it
00:26:17.320 was taped over and there was dental floss in it, which really whoever did this, I mean, I feel bad
00:26:23.200 for this guy. Believe me, I would, I would be traumatized for the rest of my life, but it's kind
00:26:29.000 of brilliant in an evil way. Cause if you could think of like, what are the two worst things you
00:26:35.000 could find in a box of cinnamon toast crunch? That's probably it. Shrimp and dental floss. It's
00:26:40.720 hard to think of something worse than that. And then he contacted the company and originally the
00:26:46.640 cinnamon toast, I guess it's Kellogg's. I don't know. Well, I don't want to implicate
00:26:50.420 them. Whoever makes cinnamon toast crunch, they originally, they said that the shrimp
00:26:55.100 tails only looked like shrimp tails. So this was a little bit of like spilled milk situation
00:26:59.040 where it can look however you want. They said, no, it's not a shrimp tail. It is a, it is clumps
00:27:03.120 of cinnamon that is congealed together and taken the form of a shrimp, which, which, you
00:27:09.620 know, if I was a cinnamon toast crunch customer, I wouldn't feel a lot better about
00:27:13.540 that, that the cinnamon can do that. I, it wouldn't make me feel much better, but then
00:27:20.540 he says, no, it's really shrimp. And, uh, apparently now they're backpedaling and they're trying
00:27:24.020 to figure out what it was. I mean, in fairness to them, this could have been, if it's not
00:27:28.660 all a hoax, this could have been something that happened in the grocery store. That would
00:27:31.700 be my first guess that someone in the grocery store did this. I don't know, but here's the
00:27:38.440 lesson for, I said, there's a lesson we can learn from this. And here's the lesson.
00:27:40.860 This is what you get, um, for being an adult who eats cinnamon toast crunch. That is a children's
00:27:50.660 cereal. Like if you're over the age of say 15, you shouldn't be eating it in the first
00:27:57.060 place. So yes, this is me victim blaming. You get what you deserve. That, that, that's
00:28:03.860 the lesson there. Really as an adult, you shouldn't be eating cereal at all. It's arguable
00:28:11.280 whether adults should be eating breakfast, frankly. Um, but certainly not cinnamon toast
00:28:16.840 crunch. If you got, if you're going with, with, with breakfast cereal, if you got to
00:28:21.480 do that as an adult, you got to go bland. This is what adults do. Shredded wheat, raisin
00:28:27.420 bran. Okay. That's what we eat as adults. It's penance for our sins. Uh, finally, I have
00:28:35.040 to do this. You know, I, I, I have no choice, but to do this. I don't want to do it. I have
00:28:39.500 to do it. We have another video of some middle-aged liberal woman on Tik TOK singing a song that
00:28:47.160 she made up. Um, this one about the stimulus package. And every time I play this stuff on
00:28:54.260 the show, people get mad at me and I want you to know, I have no choice. You know,
00:28:58.940 I feel that it's my obligation, or at least if I have suffered through this, then I feel
00:29:05.140 as though for your own good, you should as well. I hope that makes it better, but here's
00:29:10.460 the song. Listen, look at this stuff. Isn't it neat? Competent leaders getting us back on
00:29:18.560 our feet. The American rescue plan. It has almost everything. A year into this mess, recovery
00:29:30.040 unfolds. How many wonders can one rescue plan? This is Little Mermaid, I think, right? Reading
00:29:35.980 it over, you'd think. Really? If I know my Disney films. No Republicans voted for this thing.
00:29:42.340 It's got direct relief to American families. It's got a path to reopen our schools. Cost of
00:29:51.000 childcare? Tax credits, baby. It's like they care. It's a big deal. Mental illness is a serious
00:30:01.060 problem. Imagine the neighbors looking out their window and seeing this happening.
00:30:10.900 I want to go, want to go out dancing, having convos with those. What are they called again?
00:30:18.780 Oh yeah, friends. Okay. Turn this off. Turn this off. Turn it off. Who put this on? Oh my gosh.
00:30:30.560 And who, there's someone behind the camera. Who is behind, who is doing this to this poor disturbed
00:30:37.940 woman? Like someone in that family. I don't know if it's the husband or a child. It's probably one of
00:30:45.140 the kids. You know, whoever it is. Your mother comes to you and says, listen, I wrote this song
00:30:52.200 about the stimulus package. It's kind of, it's based on a Little Mermaid song. I wanted to perform it
00:30:57.300 and then put it online. Will you, will you film? If you love your mother, there's no way you say yes
00:31:03.340 to that. No, you, you go, you, you take her to therapy. You take her to counseling. You say, mom,
00:31:10.520 listen, I know it's been a tough time. There are people who can help you. Let's get in the car.
00:31:13.520 Let's go talk to some people. Okay. It's going to be fine. We don't need to do this.
00:31:18.860 That's who I'm angry with. I mean, I am angry at the family members who allow these women to do this.
00:31:28.020 If you have a middle-aged woman in your, in, in your family, this is what, and she wants to,
00:31:32.800 to make a TikTok video with a song she made up under no certain, maybe pretend you're filming.
00:31:38.400 If she really insists, take out the phone and say, okay, mom, go ahead. Wow. This is a great song.
00:31:44.440 Yeah. I'll post this online. Oh my goodness. All right. Uh, let's, uh, let's move on to reading
00:31:51.700 the YouTube comments. This is from Bobby backs. He says, I switched from Gillette to Harry's
00:31:57.740 because of their wokeness. Now I guess I have to grow a beard. Yeah. Well that's that. See,
00:32:01.480 that's it. Gillette, Gillette went woke. Harry's went woke. All of the razor blade companies are
00:32:07.200 going woke and that's all the more reason, all the more incentive. You grow a beard. You don't have to
00:32:12.100 worry about this anymore. Uh, another comment says when I was three, I would go into my mom's
00:32:16.460 closet and put on her high heels because I thought they were funny. I'm glad I wasn't
00:32:20.960 manipulated into thinking that my, that that's my real identity forced to cross-dress and eventually
00:32:25.600 injected with puberty blockers. Yeah. I hear this all the time from, from adults, at least the
00:32:32.060 reasonable ones, the rational, insane ones saying, man, I can't all, all of the crazy stuff that I said
00:32:37.740 when I was a kid, all the things I pretended that I was, all the claims I made when I was a child.
00:32:43.820 I'm so glad my parents weren't insane enough to take that seriously.
00:32:49.240 Um, another comment says, dude, your whole rant about trans kids is so correct. Kids don't know
00:32:54.560 what they mean because they have a limited vocabulary and don't know which words to use when they express
00:32:58.680 how they feel about things because they don't understand their emotions yet. That's the most true
00:33:03.060 statement I've ever heard. And it's honestly a statement that should go without saying, yeah,
00:33:07.340 it should, uh, it should, if you, if you understand, this is not on my part, some sort of deep insight
00:33:12.540 into child psychology. This is basic, basic level insight into child psychology that you don't even
00:33:17.780 need to be a parent to have this insight because you were a kid yourself at one time. And if you can
00:33:22.100 remember, if you can remember back to that at all, you know, you can remember being a child who
00:33:28.080 believed all kinds of crazy things as a kid. Um, Mike Dutton says, I'm a terrible person. Can't
00:33:39.320 stop laughing at the term fat community. Yes, I'm fat, but that doesn't make you a terrible person.
00:33:45.600 That makes you a normal person because the term fat community is absurd. This is one. This is a,
00:33:52.000 another thing you notice is how this word talk about words that, that, um, are vague and meaningless.
00:33:58.640 Now community is another one. Everything is a community. Now a fat community. Well, what exactly
00:34:05.560 is the, the only thing, if you're, if you're overweight, if you're obese, um, the only thing
00:34:10.720 that you necessarily have in common with the other members of the obese community is that you all
00:34:16.440 eat too much, uh, relative to the amount of calories you burn. That's how you lose weight.
00:34:24.240 Now, look, I understand there are conditions, there are disabilities people can have and all that, but
00:34:29.180 vast majority of cases, if you're gaining weight, it's not complicated. It's not a mystery.
00:34:37.920 You're gaining weight because you're eating more than you're burning.
00:34:41.080 That's it. In fact, I, I just read a, there was a survey done and I, I, I find this hard to believe
00:34:50.200 that, but the survey claimed that, um, the majority of Americans gained weight during the, uh, during the,
00:34:56.660 the COVID lockdowns. Now that part is easy to believe, but then they claim that, you know,
00:35:00.960 the average weight gain was like, I think it was like 20 pounds or more than that. Uh, that seems a
00:35:06.580 little bit hard to believe, but the point is people are gaining weight. That's totally believable
00:35:09.980 during the lockdowns. Why are they gaining weight? Did everyone develop a thyroid condition?
00:35:15.440 No, it's because they weren't moving around as much and they were eating more and you gain weight.
00:35:23.480 Does that make you a part of a community, a community of, of like-minded people? No,
00:35:29.940 just, you all share the same vice. And by the way, it's a vice that we all share to some degree or
00:35:35.000 another. I mean, we all commit the, uh, sin of eating too much, at least sometimes.
00:35:39.980 Um, and finally, Walsh is probably my favorite daily wire commentator guy rivaled only by Knowles.
00:35:47.200 Shame. He doesn't even have his own Wikipedia page. That's true. I don't. And I've complained
00:35:52.100 about that before. I should probably complain about it more because it's a serious problem
00:35:56.100 in my life. And I think for, for, I think you would agree in your own as well.
00:35:59.120 This is how, this is some of the persecution I suffer.
00:36:04.580 That I've been giving my opinion online for years and I still don't want a Wikipedia page.
00:36:09.940 No one tell me I'm privileged. Okay. I don't even have a Wikipedia page.
00:36:16.680 We've been talking about the attack on gun rights today, and we'll have more to say about that coming
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00:38:36.880 here, now let's get to our daily cancellation. You know, one of, one of the favorite strategies
00:38:44.460 of the gun grabber is to compare the alleged ease of purchasing a firearm to the alleged
00:38:49.920 difficulty of performing some random other task. Often you'll hear it formulated this way. They'll
00:38:55.300 say in America, it's easier to do X than it is to vote. We really have our priorities screwed up.
00:39:00.820 President Obama was famously fond of this particular Mad Lib. On more than one occasion,
00:39:05.540 he filled in the blank with book, claiming that it's harder somehow to obtain a book than to obtain
00:39:10.880 a shotgun. This may be true if the book you're trying to obtain is one that the left has already
00:39:16.580 banned or burned. But as long as you're not trying to buy some forbidden text like Dr. Seuss's
00:39:22.660 McElligott's Pool, it's quite easy to buy books. You can even get them for free at the library. I mean,
00:39:28.780 in most cases, kids as young as six can obtain a library card. Check out all the books they want.
00:39:32.800 No questions asked. As I said, there are many versions of this buying a gun is easier than
00:39:38.400 such and such formulation. Yesterday, Senator Alex Padilla of California was one of several
00:39:42.780 Democrats to put a familiar spin on this old yarn. Echoing a Washington Post editorial published a
00:39:48.240 few days ago, he claimed that buying a gun is easier than voting. Let's listen.
00:39:54.780 You know, for most states, the age required to legally purchase a rifle.
00:39:59.500 And the age required to cast a ballot are both 18. However, there's some shocking disparities in
00:40:09.400 legal state requirements for obtaining a weapon versus casting a ballot. In 25 states, voters must
00:40:19.420 be registered and have specific forms of ID in order to cast a ballot. But those same states allow people
00:40:26.720 to buy rifles without permits and require no background checks for some sales. Additionally,
00:40:34.320 in a majority of states, new voters are able to obtain a rifle quicker than they're able to cast their
00:40:42.640 first ballot. It seems to me that we have our priorities entirely backwards when it comes
00:40:48.640 to this. When we make it easier to buy a gun than we do to cast a ballot.
00:40:56.960 Priorities are way out of whack according to this thing I just made up. We should note that PolitiFact
00:41:02.800 has previously fact-checked this claim and determined that it's true. They said it's true. But if you're
00:41:08.640 not convinced of the truth of a claim simply because a website with fact in its name says that it's true,
00:41:13.080 it may be necessary to take a closer look. And you don't need to look very long or hard to discover
00:41:18.760 that what we're dealing with here is anything but a fact. It is rather a gross and absurd
00:41:23.000 fabrication and one that quickly evaporates on closer inspection. First, let's consider the process
00:41:29.000 of voting. Okay. All right. If you want to vote and you're a legal adult, the only thing standing
00:41:35.460 between you and the ballot box is the requirement that you register ahead of time, which you can even do
00:41:40.540 on the same day that you cast the ballot in many states. You can also accomplish this task online.
00:41:45.500 Requires no money. No additional hoops must be jumped through or obstacles navigated. You must
00:41:51.200 only provide proof that you're a resident of the state in which you'll be voting. And that'll be the
00:41:56.060 end of it. As for voting itself, you can do it through the mail from the comfort of your own home.
00:42:00.620 You can do it early. You can do it on election day. There's nothing difficult or confusing about
00:42:05.160 voting. Any legal adult, providing they're not a convicted felon, though even that's not going to
00:42:09.180 permanently rule you out in most states, can vote. There's quite literally nothing standing in your
00:42:15.260 way when you want to vote. It's free. It's easy. The only prerequisite is that you might have to
00:42:22.580 provide minimal proof that you're voting in the right state. Voting is so easy that 155 million people
00:42:29.900 successfully completed the task in 2020. It could be said without exaggeration that literally every
00:42:36.940 single person who wanted to do it and was eligible to do it did it. How can a thing be any easier than
00:42:45.060 that? What about purchasing a firearm? Well, the first thing that purchasing a firearm requires is
00:42:51.340 money. That alone makes obtaining a firearm more difficult than voting. We could end our comparison
00:42:57.940 right there. One is free. One is not. One is a free activity that any legal adult can engage in.
00:43:03.240 The other is an activity that requires money. End of discussion right there.
00:43:07.980 But the differences extend far beyond that. There are a great many laws governing who can buy a firearm,
00:43:14.100 what kind of firearm they can buy, where they can buy it, where they can carry it, what they can do
00:43:19.660 with it, when and where they can do the things they can do with it, etc. It's true that it's generally
00:43:24.920 easier to purchase some guns than others. So the laws aren't the same for every gun, but that's the
00:43:30.880 point. The prospective gun owner must first navigate the red tape and research the laws to
00:43:35.480 figure out which gun he can buy and how he's supposed to buy it. No such process is necessary
00:43:41.720 for voting. Many states require waiting periods before buying a gun. Some states require waiting
00:43:47.260 periods for all guns. You can buy some guns online, but the guns that you do buy online have to be shipped
00:43:53.220 to a licensed dealer. No sort of equivalent red tape exists for voting online. Again, there really is not
00:43:58.980 red tape at all for voting except the most basic and easily navigated requirements. Anyone can do it.
00:44:07.180 If you fulfill those really basic requirements, you can do it. This is not the case for buying a gun.
00:44:15.200 You can also lose your right to a gun much easier than you can lose your right to vote. Federal law
00:44:20.900 prohibits felons from obtaining firearms. No such federal law excludes felons from voting.
00:44:25.160 You can even lose your rights for being dishonorably discharged from the military for a host of other
00:44:31.360 reasons. There's no comparison here. Voting is simple. It's free. It's easy. Buying a gun is expensive
00:44:41.220 and complicated and may even be impossible depending on who you are and what gun you want to buy and where
00:44:46.360 you live. Voting is much easier than buying a gun. Much easier. But, and this is where I might lose
00:44:55.120 you, it shouldn't be. See, I wish the Democratic fable was true. I hear them say stuff like this and I
00:45:03.740 think, man, if only. I wish the situation was reversed. I wish they were telling the truth.
00:45:10.140 Gun ownership is, after all, a more important and more essential right than voting.
00:45:16.540 More people should own a gun than vote. And it should be easier to do. Voting is not really a
00:45:22.660 human right at all. You want to know the truth? It's not a human right. It is a privilege granted
00:45:27.700 to us and a privilege that should be reserved for those who are the most qualified to do it.
00:45:31.960 That's voting. The ability to defend yourself and your family is fundamental. It has to be fundamental.
00:45:37.760 If you can't preserve your own life, then you can't do anything else. Certainly, you can't vote.
00:45:44.660 Well, I mean, in some cases, maybe you still can vote even if you don't preserve your own life.
00:45:50.600 We all have the God-given right to ensure our own safety and that of our loved ones.
00:45:56.420 But determining the political course of the nation is something different.
00:45:59.660 It's not fundamental and it should not be opened up to any warm body or even cold body in some cases.
00:46:07.280 There ought to be tests. There ought to be requirements for voting that rule out millions
00:46:12.240 of current voters who are not equipped to take part in the process and have no business involving
00:46:16.440 themselves in it. That's the way it should be. But that's not the way it is.
00:46:22.640 So even though I wish that this fable was true, this fantasy land that the Democrats have
00:46:31.300 concocted in their heads, I wish it, this is the one time where I wish it was actually a reality,
00:46:37.980 but it's not. Not even close. Not remotely close.
00:46:41.840 And so, for that reason, they, of course, are all, once again, canceled.
00:46:48.260 And we'll leave it there for today. Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. Have a great day.
00:46:52.500 Godspeed.
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