Ep. 765 - A Three Point Plan To Defeat COVID And Live Forever
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As mask mandates return and talk of lockdowns picks up, it s clear that no amount of COVID risk is acceptable. With that in mind, I ve come up with a three-phase plan to eliminate COID risk and ensure that all of us can live safely and happily forever. And I will share that with you today. Also, we have our 5 headlines, including the journalist who had her own proposal to make porn for kids. Yes, really. Plus, a restaurant owner calls Chris Cuomo to task live on air.
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Today on The Matt Wall Show, as mask mandates return and talk of lockdowns picks up, it's clear that no amount of COVID risk is acceptable.
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With that in mind, I have come up with a three-phase plan to eliminate the COVID risk and ensure that all of us can live safely and happily forever.
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Also, we have our five headlines, including the journalist who had her own proposal to make porn for kids.
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Yes, really. Plus, Facebook gets ready to unveil glasses that will record everything we do.
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Sounds fantastic. And a restaurant owner calls Chris Cuomo to task live on air.
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And our daily cancellation, we'll deal with Chris Hayes from MSNBC, who made an argument for masking while vaccinated that is truly breathtaking in its stupidity.
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And we'll talk about that and much more today on The Matt Wall Show.
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This weekend, Washington, D.C. will become the latest locality to reinstate mask mandates for everyone in the city, regardless of vaccination status.
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This move has been prompted by a rash of COVID deaths in the city.
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A total of two people have died of the virus in D.C. in the past two weeks.
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Deaths and hospitalizations are down across the country, which is probably why we're hearing a lot.
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We're hearing so much now about cases, but not so much about the people with those cases and how they're actually faring.
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We hear about the cases, but then the question of, OK, well, how are those people doing?
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Many have no symptoms at all or only mild symptoms.
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And yet, even though vaccinated people are almost certainly not going to develop any serious complications from the virus if they somehow contract it,
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the mortality rate for the vaccinated is a fraction of a percent.
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And even though many millions of people have natural immunity from prior infection,
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and even though a large portion of the unvaccinated slash non-immune are young people and children who have never been under any serious threat from the virus,
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and even though deaths have dropped precipitously and have not risen precipitously, even as cases rise,
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Americans all across the country are being told by the CDC to begin wearing masks again.
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There's talk of a return to lockdowns in some parts of the country or perhaps everywhere.
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In a press briefing yesterday, the White House was asked about this.
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President Biden says that we are not returning to lockdowns, shutdowns and school closures,
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but he also once said that we didn't have to wear masks anymore once we were vaccinated.
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He wants to make sure that we are saving lives.
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If you look at Peter the last six months, that's what he's done every day.
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Now we're at a point where we have to double down and make it very, very clear to people
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So if you're listening to the science, if scientists come to you at some point down the line
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and say it is our opinion that there should be shutdowns and there should be school closures,
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Well, we listen to, like I said, we listen to the CDC and the expert and their guidance.
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Our, you know, the CDC is a body that is very well respected.
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And we follow, again, we follow their guidance.
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And the media has gone into full panic mode, which isn't to suggest that it ever left full
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Last night, the term Ebola was trending on social media because of a Washington Post article
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warning that the Delta variant is more contagious than Ebola.
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Now, that's no doubt true, but then lots of things are more contagious than Ebola.
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Ebola is, in fact, very difficult to spread as it requires you to have direct contact with
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You may as well say that the Delta variant is more transmissible than cancer.
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I mean, that would also be true, technically, but rather misleading.
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Meanwhile, Don Lemon on CNN ranted wildly about all of the rights that must be immediately revoked
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You have to have leaders start speaking the truth.
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But also, I mean, in addition to, you've got to have people start speaking the truth.
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You can't have them speaking out of both sides of their mouth saying, yeah, well, I trust
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I heard you had Jerome Adams on and he's saying, talking about some right wing conservative
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propaganda hosts who are saying, oh, yeah, no one really said get vaccine.
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They said, I believe in the science and it's up to you to get it.
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It's a more concerted effort to say get vaccinated because you're not just killing yourself.
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You've got to start telling people if you don't get vaccinated, you can't come into this
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If you don't get vaccinated, you can't come to work.
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If you don't get vaccinated, you can't come into this gym.
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If you don't get vaccinated, you can't come into this, get onto this airplane.
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You don't have the freedom and the liberty to put other people in jeopardy.
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You don't have the freedom to put other people in jeopardy.
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And that may seem extreme, what he just said there, but it pales in comparison to other
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Ian Millheiser, a reporter for Vox, urged Congress to raise the tax rates on the unvaccinated
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In fairness, he probably thinks the tax rate on everybody else should be like 95%, but 99%.
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And I suppose this would at least save them from the indignity of being kicked out of
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restaurants and planes like Don Lemon wants, as they won't have enough money to do any
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All in all, it's clear that no amount of COVID risk is tolerable.
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Daily death rates are down so low that in many major American cities, they can be counted
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100,000 people can die of the flu in a given year.
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That's 33 9-11s or 66 Titanics or 625 Oklahoma City bombings.
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No, it's not just that with flu, there's less of that.
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You could have 100,000 people die of the flu and you won't even hear about it.
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But for COVID, two deaths in a city in two weeks is too many.
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The threat of COVID must be precisely zero or else we cannot return to our lives.
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That clearly is the approach that our leaders are taking.
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With that in mind, I would like to suggest a path forward.
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If we cannot accept any risk at all, then it's time that we do everything that needs to be done.
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I am going to save the world right now on this show.
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I've only saved the world a few times on this show.
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So here's my three-phase plan to achieve our goal of zero COVID risk.
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All unvaccinated people are loaded onto barges and set adrift in the sea.
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Now, it's important that we respect their rights,
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which means that they should be allowed to choose which ocean they're exiled into.
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It doesn't really matter that much so long as the ships of the unclean remain a minimum of 55 miles offshore.
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Anything less and a strong breeze might blow their virus fumes back to the mainland,
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We have no reason to think that such a thing is possible,
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but there haven't been any studies done to prove that it's not possible.
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And even if studies have proven that it's not possible,
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where are the studies proving that those studies are correct?
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then where are the studies affirming what the studies about the studies have shown us?
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All large gatherings are permanently banned, obviously.
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All types of gatherings are nothing more than orgies of viral transmission.
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There is no reason in the age of COVID why we should need to have any form of physical interaction with other human beings.
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There is no need for such frivolities anyway, especially when we have the Internet.
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Although, speaking of the Internet, virtual gatherings must be likewise prohibited.
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We simply don't have enough data to conclusively prove that the virus can't infect you through Zoom.
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And besides, Zoom carries other risks that are just as severe.
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The government constructs artificial cocoons, a la The Matrix,
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where we can be comfortably and separately stored like packages of ground beef.
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Our cocoons will be hermetically sealed, of course,
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which means that we can squeeze thousands of them into one facility without worrying about viral spread.
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And I think it will bring us great comfort to know that our loved ones have been stripped naked
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and locked forever inside a dark robotic tomb right near us.
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Of course, inside our individual pods, all of our necessary nutrients will be provided
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through our government-issued umbilical cords for entertainment
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and to stave off the creeping approach of madness.
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Our brains can be plugged into a computer system, giving us access to an entire virtual world
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where social distancing and masking will still be observed, of course.
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Now, I understand that these proposals may seem drastic,
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But remember that the goal now is to avoid any and all risk, no matter how small.
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If the measures I've outlined here manage to save only one life,
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And I think it's finally time to get serious about that.
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Well, I mean, we'll be in separate pods, but together in our hearts.
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but that does not mean that you should shave your beard.
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That is no excuse, especially if you live, you know,
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there's guys up north, you Yankees, shaving your beard.
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because there are some things that are more important than comfort.
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But if you do have the beard, especially during the summer,
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it couldn't be more important to keep it tame and looking fresh,
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no matter how humid or dry your summer is turning out to be,
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which is why you need beard oil from Beard Supply.
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Trust me, you don't want to show up to your neighborhood barbecue
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I had a segment with Laura Ingraham on Fox News last night.
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but if you didn't get a chance, you should go find that segment somewhere
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I was brought on to talk about the issue of men crying,
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you know it's going to be the important issues.
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we need to get Matt Walsh in here to talk about this.
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And it was, you know, I thought it was a worthwhile conversation.
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you already know, I've talked about the tweet that I sent out
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men shouldn't cry, it's unmanly and undignified.
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And that's what a lot of what has sparked this reaction from people.
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and I've got the mob coming after me on the internet.
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It's also funny and who cares what these people think.
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Like, if it really bothers you what they're saying,
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while all these people are obsessively messaging you,
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And so many of the responses are just so funny.
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In fact, let's go back to the car for a moment.
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In the U.S. alone, an additional four and a half
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So why hasn't Chris Hayes called for additional
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grocery store with only a seatbelt and an airbag
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At this point, is the immune person more likely
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to die in the car on the way to the store or from a
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Do you really think that's how the probabilities
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In fact, why are we allowing people to drive at
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You're speeding down the road at 60 or 70 miles
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One wrong move, one second of distraction by you
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or someone else in another car can end your life and
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It's hard to see how it's safer to do that than it is
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for an immune person to walk through a crowd without a
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And yet we do it every day without thinking about it,
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We know a million people will die every year from this.
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We know that when we put our children in the car, they might die.
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Every time you strap your child into the car, you know, he might die from this activity that
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you were doing right now and you might kill him.
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We do it much of the time when it's not remotely necessary.
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Going places we don't, strictly speaking, need to go.
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Nobody ever stops and weighs the risk of driving against the necessity of going to
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And a million of them die every year, year after year after year after year.
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But then again, I'm not the one who made this analogy.
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While we're on the subject, though, since Chris Hayes brought it up,
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it does demonstrate how we calculate our risk from COVID in a way that is completely different
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from how we calculate it anywhere else in life, even when faced with greater threats.
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There are many things out there that are more likely to kill us,
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and yet we worry less about them and do almost nothing to prevent them.
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And fear-based decisions are almost always irrational.
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Well, as Chris Hayes has proved, though he didn't mean to.
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And we'll end it there for the day and the week.
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