The Matt Walsh Show - March 04, 2023


Fine. I'll do it. Introducing Jeremy's Chocolate.


Episode Stats

Length

40 seconds

Words per Minute

202.44499

Word Count

138

Sentence Count

12

Misogynist Sentences

1


Summary

International Women's Day is upon us again, and I love an international woman. But our friends over at Hershey's don't even know what a woman is. They've hired a biological male to be the spokesperson for their women's day campaign. And they're calling it, "Her, Her, She." It's humiliating. And it's the reason that I'm launching JERSEYS CHOCOLATE.


Transcript

00:00:00.220 International Women's Day is upon us again, and I love an international woman.
00:00:04.100 But our friends over at Hershey's, they don't even know what a woman is.
00:00:07.280 They've hired a biological male to be the spokesperson for their Women's Day campaign.
00:00:11.520 And they're calling that campaign, and I swear I'm not making this up,
00:00:15.700 her, she.
00:00:17.260 It's humiliating.
00:00:18.280 And it's the reason that I'm launching Jeremy's Chocolate.
00:00:21.140 We have two kinds.
00:00:23.200 She, her, and he, him.
00:00:25.060 One of them's got nuts.
00:00:26.380 If you need me to tell you which one it is, keep giving your money to Hershey's.
00:00:29.500 But if you're tired of giving your money to woke corporations that hate you,
00:00:32.680 and you're looking for a delicious chocolate bar from a company that actually wants your business,
00:00:36.820 head over to IHateHershey's.com and order Jeremy's Chocolate today.