The Matt Walsh Show - November 28, 2025


I Looked Into Why Restaurant Quality Is Declining. What I Found Is SHOCKING.


Episode Stats

Length

26 minutes

Words per Minute

189.73245

Word Count

5,094

Sentence Count

332

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

Something is causing the quality of prepared food to decline in a noticeable and frankly kind of disgusting fashion. So what is it? And why is it bad enough that every single chain restaurant in the country serves inedible slop?


Transcript

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00:02:20.220 So for a long time now, I've wanted to do a deep dive
00:02:22.840 into why every single chain restaurant without exception
00:02:25.560 has become terrible in recent years.
00:02:27.800 And after I ordered a pizza a few days ago,
00:02:29.880 a pizza that tasted just like every other pizza
00:02:31.520 from Domino's, Pizza Hut, Papa John's,
00:02:33.320 Little Caesars, and so on,
00:02:34.320 I decided this investigation simply could not wait any longer.
00:02:37.480 Something is causing the quality of prepared food
00:02:39.580 to decline in a very noticeable
00:02:41.820 and frankly kind of disgusting fashion.
00:02:44.480 So what is it?
00:02:45.700 And this is a question that matters,
00:02:47.020 not just because it's annoying
00:02:48.140 that every chain restaurant in the country
00:02:49.580 serves inedible slop.
00:02:51.260 It matters because most Americans have a sense,
00:02:53.680 have a general sense that the general quality
00:02:56.620 of everything has declined across the board.
00:03:00.820 And as quality declines, quality of life declines.
00:03:04.280 So why is that happening?
00:03:05.980 I mean, what is going on?
00:03:06.960 Is it even true that it's actually happening
00:03:08.420 or is this all, are we all just being nostalgic
00:03:10.380 for do we have a rose colored glasses about the past?
00:03:13.580 Well, it is true.
00:03:14.600 And so we're gonna focus just on the issue
00:03:16.440 of restaurants here.
00:03:17.160 The very first answer that you'll hear
00:03:19.600 if you ask around on social media,
00:03:21.920 well, they'll say, well, of course,
00:03:23.080 capitalism is the culprit.
00:03:24.540 Specifically, it's the private equity companies
00:03:26.520 who are purchasing beloved brands
00:03:28.640 and then slowly strip mining them
00:03:30.760 to extract every last dollar of available profit
00:03:33.320 until nothing is left.
00:03:34.660 And therefore we need to abolish the banks
00:03:36.600 and all the investment companies
00:03:37.800 and the concept of money itself
00:03:39.080 and immediately adopt socialism.
00:03:41.060 You know, because in socialist countries,
00:03:42.640 they have really good food.
00:03:43.920 They're known for that.
00:03:44.980 That's kind of the consensus at this point.
00:03:46.320 But there are a couple of problems with the consensus.
00:03:48.840 First of all, the decline I'm talking about
00:03:50.460 is a relatively recent phenomenon,
00:03:52.220 but we've had capitalism in this country
00:03:54.300 for a long time, as you may have noticed.
00:03:55.980 And private equity is nothing new either.
00:03:58.220 In 1992, a private equity firm
00:03:59.680 invested hundreds of millions of dollars
00:04:01.440 in the parent company of Denny's and Hardee's.
00:04:03.480 Domino's sold off to Bain Capital in 1998.
00:04:07.120 A consortium, including Goldman Sachs,
00:04:09.380 bought Burger King more than two decades ago in 2002.
00:04:13.260 The Carlisle Group took over Dunkin' Donuts
00:04:15.320 and Baskin Robbins in 2005.
00:04:17.300 So there's nothing new about private equity
00:04:19.040 getting involved in the restaurant business.
00:04:21.220 And for the record, despite all these acquisitions,
00:04:23.440 most restaurants still are not owned by private equity.
00:04:25.920 Most are part of large organizations
00:04:27.640 that are publicly traded.
00:04:29.460 And then a few restaurants,
00:04:30.620 like In-N-Out and Little Caesars are family owned.
00:04:33.180 But even if private equity controlled most restaurants,
00:04:35.720 the logic still doesn't really work.
00:04:37.260 Private equity refers to investors
00:04:38.680 who purchase a company or a large stake in it
00:04:41.020 in one of two scenarios.
00:04:42.200 Either the target company is rapidly growing
00:04:44.080 and private equity wants to bet on its future success
00:04:46.900 and a potential IPO so they can profit.
00:04:49.980 Or more commonly, the target company is struggling
00:04:52.620 and desperately needs a cash infusion
00:04:54.300 or else it will fail.
00:04:55.800 And private equity thinks they can turn the company around
00:04:58.180 and then sell for profit.
00:04:59.280 So they buy it for a relatively low price
00:05:01.960 in the hopes that it will one day be worth much more.
00:05:04.780 And in both of these scenarios,
00:05:05.760 the private equity company has a financial incentive
00:05:07.840 for the company to succeed.
00:05:09.560 What private equity is looking for in an ideal scenario
00:05:11.820 is to create a cash cow that prints money
00:05:14.280 over the long term.
00:05:15.740 That's what happened with Arby's back in 2011.
00:05:18.660 Arby's is one of the only good fast food restaurants
00:05:21.140 in existence at this point for my money.
00:05:22.960 But 15 years ago,
00:05:24.040 it was losing tens of millions of dollars a year.
00:05:26.060 They were a punchline on late night television.
00:05:29.140 Rather than go out of business,
00:05:30.340 they sold to Rourke Capital
00:05:31.720 and Rourke immediately took action,
00:05:33.860 saved the company.
00:05:34.600 They introduced the We've Got the Meats ad slogan,
00:05:37.440 moved away from any attempt at appealing
00:05:39.740 to health conscious consumers,
00:05:41.840 cleaned up many of the stores,
00:05:42.840 introduced new partnerships,
00:05:43.860 including with Buffalo Wild Wings.
00:05:45.760 In the end, it worked.
00:05:46.580 Arby's is in a much more sustainable position
00:05:48.740 than it was back in 2011.
00:05:50.640 Now, again, there are many legitimate complaints
00:05:52.520 about private equity
00:05:53.200 and their role in degrading the restaurant industry.
00:05:55.340 Because that is happening.
00:05:57.180 We'll get into that in a second.
00:05:58.520 But we can't talk about those
00:05:59.740 if we aren't honest about the whole picture.
00:06:01.240 And right now, you know,
00:06:02.320 there's a lot of oversimplification that goes on.
00:06:05.480 To give another example of what I'm talking about,
00:06:07.000 consider the case of Red Lobster,
00:06:08.340 which is often cited as a tragic casualty
00:06:10.540 of private equity,
00:06:11.860 even though it was always a garbage restaurant
00:06:13.900 that no one actually liked.
00:06:16.160 Here's how CNBC covered the restaurant's fate
00:06:18.440 in a video entitled
00:06:19.520 How Private Equity is Behind Red Lobster
00:06:22.000 and TGI Friday's Bankruptcies.
00:06:24.060 Watch.
00:06:24.300 TGI Friday's prepares to file for bankruptcy.
00:06:27.760 A group of investors are going to be acquiring
00:06:29.580 the restaurant chain by the end of the month.
00:06:31.860 As soon as Mother's Day was done,
00:06:32.940 they shut the doors and didn't tell anybody.
00:06:34.780 2024 was a tough year for the restaurant industry.
00:06:37.500 Over 200 restaurant and bar companies
00:06:39.120 filed for bankruptcy,
00:06:40.320 the most in at least a decade,
00:06:42.120 including in 2020.
00:06:43.960 21 were chains.
00:06:45.600 And of those,
00:06:46.680 10 were backed by private equity.
00:06:48.460 The most notable were two of America's
00:06:50.320 biggest casual dining restaurants,
00:06:52.340 Red Lobster and TGI Fridays.
00:06:54.660 Companies that are owned by private equity firms
00:06:56.980 are significantly more likely to go bankrupt.
00:07:00.020 This is a true statement,
00:07:01.000 but it's misleading.
00:07:02.160 It's true that companies that are backed
00:07:03.680 by private equity are more likely to fail,
00:07:05.700 but that's a bit like saying a patient
00:07:07.300 who sees a highly experienced cancer surgeon
00:07:09.400 is more likely to die.
00:07:10.500 In the case of private equity,
00:07:11.800 they often swoop in
00:07:12.680 when a company is dying anyway
00:07:14.200 because the company is extremely cheap
00:07:15.860 to acquire at that point.
00:07:17.960 And therefore we don't learn anything
00:07:19.480 simply from the fact
00:07:20.700 that private equity got involved.
00:07:22.220 So what happened specifically with Red Lobster,
00:07:24.160 as you may remember,
00:07:25.380 there were a lot of claims
00:07:26.180 that their unlimited shrimp promotion
00:07:27.940 had bankrupted them,
00:07:29.040 but that wasn't true.
00:07:30.700 It only cost them about $11 million in total,
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00:08:29.780 Darden Restaurants,
00:08:30.660 which also owns Olive Garden,
00:08:32.560 owned Red Lobster
00:08:33.480 before it was taken over
00:08:34.400 by Golden Gate Capital in 2014.
00:08:37.420 The reason Darden put
00:08:38.240 Red Lobster up for sale
00:08:39.360 is that customers
00:08:40.200 were falling off substantially.
00:08:42.060 The restaurant's earnings
00:08:42.920 had dropped by more than 25%
00:08:44.620 in just one year,
00:08:46.160 in part because customers
00:08:47.020 were going to fast,
00:08:48.260 casual places like Chipotle instead.
00:08:50.720 People were not clamoring
00:08:52.120 for Red Lobster,
00:08:52.860 so the company suffered
00:08:53.560 a catastrophic drop in profits.
00:08:55.440 The trajectory was not sustainable.
00:08:57.400 Imagine if you owned a stock
00:08:58.600 that dropped 25% in one year
00:09:00.180 with no end in sight.
00:09:01.000 You'd probably be looking to sell
00:09:02.260 to stem your losses.
00:09:03.500 So Darden sold off Red Lobster
00:09:04.800 to a private equity company
00:09:05.960 that was willing to
00:09:06.900 catch a falling knife,
00:09:08.320 so to speak.
00:09:08.940 And there was indeed
00:09:09.900 a willing buyer.
00:09:11.000 And for more than $2 billion,
00:09:12.280 Golden Gate Capital
00:09:13.040 bought a fixer-upper company
00:09:14.700 that was only making
00:09:15.480 around $100 million a year
00:09:16.720 and dropping.
00:09:18.160 Now, to mitigate their risk,
00:09:19.220 Golden Gate Capital
00:09:19.840 sold much of the land
00:09:21.140 the Red Lobster restaurants
00:09:22.440 were occupying
00:09:23.400 for a price of $1.5 billion,
00:09:26.440 forced the restaurants
00:09:27.300 to lease the property
00:09:28.340 where they stood.
00:09:29.880 This is called
00:09:30.380 a sale leaseback.
00:09:31.660 It raised the risk
00:09:32.420 for Red Lobster considerably,
00:09:33.740 but it made the acquisition
00:09:34.960 substantially less risky
00:09:36.780 for Golden Gate Capital.
00:09:38.560 And none of this
00:09:39.020 was particularly unusual
00:09:40.020 in the industry,
00:09:40.760 as CNBC acknowledges
00:09:42.100 in that video.
00:09:43.040 The sale leaseback
00:09:44.100 was not a particularly
00:09:44.920 strange arrangement.
00:09:46.720 Plenty of companies do it
00:09:47.820 with or without
00:09:48.540 the involvement
00:09:49.100 of private equity.
00:09:50.180 Watch.
00:09:50.700 Red Lobster had to repay
00:09:51.700 the debt from a buyout
00:09:52.720 on top of rent.
00:09:54.200 In 2020,
00:09:55.120 Golden Gate Capital
00:09:55.860 sold its remaining
00:09:56.680 equity stake
00:09:57.420 in Red Lobster
00:09:58.140 to a consortium
00:09:59.500 comprised of publicly traded
00:10:00.980 seafood supplier
00:10:01.840 Thai Union,
00:10:02.900 who already had
00:10:03.640 a 25% stake in the chain.
00:10:05.800 At the time,
00:10:07.000 Red Lobster had a $380 million
00:10:08.880 loan that was due
00:10:09.900 summer 2021.
00:10:11.440 It later refinanced,
00:10:12.960 but pandemic restrictions
00:10:14.060 and rising interest rates
00:10:15.320 further contributed
00:10:16.120 to the seafood chain's
00:10:17.120 downfall.
00:10:18.060 In May 2024,
00:10:19.720 the month it filed
00:10:20.340 for bankruptcy,
00:10:21.520 almost half of its bills
00:10:22.460 were at least 91 days late,
00:10:24.060 according to CreditSafe.
00:10:25.000 There are a lot
00:10:26.160 of moving parts.
00:10:27.220 There are a lot
00:10:27.960 of pieces to the puzzle.
00:10:29.920 It is not just
00:10:30.940 black and white
00:10:31.720 that sale leasebacks
00:10:32.720 always, always
00:10:34.140 result in problems,
00:10:36.100 but they often do.
00:10:38.200 So Red Lobster
00:10:39.040 was really in a vise.
00:10:41.800 And that is,
00:10:43.520 I think,
00:10:43.980 central to the reason
00:10:45.540 why it failed.
00:10:46.880 It's important to note
00:10:47.760 that there are also cases
00:10:48.820 where a company
00:10:49.400 will sell its real estate
00:10:50.420 in a sale leaseback deal
00:10:51.880 without the backing
00:10:53.140 of private equity.
00:10:54.500 Burger chain Red Robin,
00:10:55.600 for example,
00:10:56.680 sold nearly 30 restaurants
00:10:57.980 for $84 million
00:10:59.040 using the strategy
00:11:00.340 over the course
00:11:01.020 of three deals
00:11:01.780 as part of a turnaround plan.
00:11:03.520 So this is the reality
00:11:04.280 of what happened
00:11:04.820 to Red Lobster
00:11:05.380 and many companies like it.
00:11:07.060 It was a struggling company.
00:11:08.700 COVID lockdowns hit.
00:11:10.380 Interest rates increased.
00:11:12.100 Competition went up.
00:11:13.840 Everything that could
00:11:14.500 have gone wrong
00:11:15.200 in the end
00:11:15.720 did go wrong.
00:11:17.480 And against this backdrop,
00:11:18.860 a private equity company
00:11:19.940 took over,
00:11:20.820 executed a very risky
00:11:21.940 all-or-nothing strategy
00:11:23.080 called a sale
00:11:23.900 leaseback
00:11:24.380 in order to recoup
00:11:25.720 some of the investment
00:11:26.480 and due to very unfortunate
00:11:28.260 economic conditions,
00:11:29.440 ultimately made
00:11:30.140 an already terrible situation
00:11:31.400 even worse.
00:11:32.600 So here's the key point.
00:11:34.660 Private equity companies
00:11:35.720 and major corporations
00:11:36.760 are not going to
00:11:37.720 intentionally destroy
00:11:38.840 their own investments
00:11:39.760 just from a business standpoint
00:11:41.420 that makes no sense,
00:11:42.340 but they are doing their best
00:11:43.600 to degrade quality
00:11:44.960 as low as it can possibly go
00:11:47.360 before too many consumers
00:11:49.120 notice and flee the brand.
00:11:50.560 So that is happening.
00:11:52.480 They're trying to find
00:11:53.540 that sweet spot
00:11:54.440 because the goal
00:11:55.920 of private equity
00:11:56.640 is to expand the brand
00:11:58.340 as much as they possibly can.
00:12:00.000 And when you're scaling up,
00:12:01.180 every dollar that you save
00:12:02.700 is very important.
00:12:03.800 Now, one issue
00:12:04.320 with this approach
00:12:04.860 is that in many cases,
00:12:06.760 private equity companies
00:12:07.720 and large conglomerates
00:12:08.780 don't really understand
00:12:10.580 or appreciate
00:12:11.240 their own products.
00:12:12.900 After all,
00:12:13.620 there are large institutions
00:12:14.540 that own a large portfolio.
00:12:16.940 Take Jimmy John's, for example.
00:12:18.480 They had an owner
00:12:19.040 named Jimmy John,
00:12:20.380 it was his name,
00:12:20.980 who was obsessed with sandwiches
00:12:22.120 to an almost pathological degree.
00:12:24.460 And when you got a guy
00:12:25.120 who owns the place
00:12:25.920 and he loves what he does
00:12:27.380 and he loves the product,
00:12:28.720 you're going to end up
00:12:29.260 with a good product.
00:12:30.140 But then private equity took over
00:12:31.560 and their primary interest
00:12:33.560 was cutting costs
00:12:34.560 and pushing out
00:12:35.200 all kinds of marketing gimmicks
00:12:36.860 and ridiculous sandwiches
00:12:38.680 like the Pickle Witch,
00:12:40.560 which is an abomination
00:12:41.500 that are intended to go viral.
00:12:44.020 You know,
00:12:44.240 and if you've used their app,
00:12:45.540 you know exactly
00:12:46.280 what I'm talking about.
00:12:47.160 They've made a simple sandwich
00:12:48.400 as tacky and annoying
00:12:49.820 as they possibly can.
00:12:51.720 And, you know,
00:12:53.140 it might be getting them,
00:12:54.040 it probably is getting them
00:12:54.980 more sales
00:12:55.740 because that is ultimately
00:12:56.960 when the private equity companies
00:12:57.960 come in,
00:12:58.480 they don't want to destroy the business.
00:12:59.660 They want to,
00:13:00.020 they just want to sell more.
00:13:01.080 They want to make more money.
00:13:02.320 The problem is that
00:13:02.800 that's all they care about
00:13:04.020 is just making more money.
00:13:05.040 They don't care about
00:13:05.460 the quality of the product.
00:13:07.440 And so in this case,
00:13:08.020 it's destroying the company
00:13:09.060 or at least ruining their image
00:13:11.020 in the eyes of millions
00:13:11.840 of consumers.
00:13:12.700 So the bottom line
00:13:13.840 might be fine,
00:13:14.680 but the quality
00:13:16.040 of the product
00:13:16.800 has gone down.
00:13:19.040 Now, again,
00:13:19.360 it's not that private equity
00:13:20.260 wants to destroy
00:13:21.420 Jimmy John's.
00:13:23.360 Rourke Capital
00:13:24.300 spent billions of dollars
00:13:25.760 on it.
00:13:26.520 So there's no reason
00:13:27.660 to ruin the brand
00:13:28.420 on purpose,
00:13:28.960 but at some level
00:13:30.120 they can't help themselves.
00:13:32.060 They're overstaffed
00:13:33.040 with consultants
00:13:33.660 and analysts
00:13:34.280 and eventually
00:13:35.060 that becomes very apparent.
00:13:36.680 People keep
00:13:37.180 buying the sandwiches
00:13:38.520 in large numbers,
00:13:39.380 but more discerning
00:13:41.120 customers are turned off
00:13:42.380 and then they complain
00:13:43.400 on the internet
00:13:43.820 like I'm doing right now,
00:13:44.920 but most people
00:13:45.980 still buy the product.
00:13:47.520 Now, another factor
00:13:48.180 which isn't talked
00:13:48.740 about nearly enough
00:13:49.400 is that the people
00:13:50.380 who are working
00:13:51.600 in fast food restaurants
00:13:53.100 like Jimmy John's
00:13:55.440 usually are not
00:13:56.520 high school students anymore.
00:13:58.320 You know,
00:13:58.540 that used to be the case,
00:14:00.660 but now it's not
00:14:02.320 a first job
00:14:03.360 for kids
00:14:03.900 who are eager
00:14:04.320 to work
00:14:04.920 for their first paycheck.
00:14:06.200 Increasingly,
00:14:06.680 these jobs
00:14:07.080 are occupied
00:14:07.580 by adult drug addicts.
00:14:10.160 Now, ask anyone
00:14:10.940 in the industry
00:14:11.660 and they'll tell you
00:14:12.560 the same thing.
00:14:13.380 According to the
00:14:13.880 Substance Abuse
00:14:14.640 and Mental Health
00:14:15.240 Services Administration,
00:14:16.820 20% of food service workers
00:14:18.700 reported using illegal drugs
00:14:20.280 within the past month.
00:14:21.720 17% have a substance
00:14:23.160 abuse disorder.
00:14:24.420 12% reported binge drinking
00:14:26.180 in the past month.
00:14:26.940 So, we're not talking
00:14:27.800 about someone who,
00:14:28.520 you know,
00:14:28.740 smokes a blunt
00:14:29.340 every now and then,
00:14:30.040 which you shouldn't
00:14:30.820 do that either,
00:14:31.320 but we're not talking
00:14:31.880 about that.
00:14:32.080 We're talking about
00:14:32.440 hardcore drug abusers.
00:14:33.960 And these numbers
00:14:34.400 have gotten much worse
00:14:35.780 in recent years
00:14:36.360 post-COVID.
00:14:37.440 According to Quest Diagnostics,
00:14:39.020 quote,
00:14:39.200 substance abuse
00:14:40.320 soared last year
00:14:41.140 among restaurant
00:14:41.820 and hotel employees
00:14:42.660 with a proportion
00:14:43.340 of workers failing
00:14:44.240 drug tests
00:14:44.740 jumping to 12.9%.
00:14:46.680 Marijuana use
00:14:47.940 increased sharply
00:14:48.960 with 17.3%.
00:14:50.600 More hospitality workers
00:14:52.380 testing positive
00:14:53.260 for THC.
00:14:54.720 Now, not that it really
00:14:55.420 needs to be said,
00:14:56.160 but when your fast food
00:14:57.580 worker or line cook
00:14:58.780 is high and drunk,
00:15:00.260 he's probably not
00:15:01.300 going to produce
00:15:01.840 the highest quality
00:15:02.780 sandwich.
00:15:03.860 And that's what
00:15:04.200 we're getting.
00:15:05.100 Now, in the early 1980s,
00:15:06.160 something like 60%
00:15:07.080 of teenagers
00:15:07.680 were employed
00:15:08.480 and they were
00:15:09.740 doing these kinds
00:15:10.400 of jobs.
00:15:10.920 Now, that number
00:15:11.420 is under 35%.
00:15:13.000 What's happened
00:15:13.860 is that especially
00:15:14.480 with the surge
00:15:15.400 in foreign migration
00:15:16.360 into this country,
00:15:17.160 much of it illegal,
00:15:18.380 young people are being
00:15:19.200 pushed out of the workforce.
00:15:20.260 They're being replaced
00:15:20.860 by migrants,
00:15:23.620 drug addicts,
00:15:24.600 and the restaurant's
00:15:25.340 owners will happily
00:15:26.020 hire them
00:15:26.500 because they're probably
00:15:28.020 not going to leave
00:15:28.540 for college anytime soon.
00:15:30.300 And frankly,
00:15:30.880 the restaurant
00:15:31.320 may not have
00:15:32.520 a better option anyway.
00:15:33.520 And as long
00:15:35.100 as they can
00:15:35.740 get over
00:15:38.340 the very low bar
00:15:39.220 to just churn out
00:15:40.180 the slop,
00:15:40.820 that's all that matters.
00:15:42.000 Keeps the money
00:15:42.680 coming in.
00:15:43.560 And crucially,
00:15:44.220 customers don't usually
00:15:45.080 make a big deal
00:15:45.780 out of it.
00:15:46.600 Americans have
00:15:47.580 insanely low standards
00:15:49.240 at the moment.
00:15:50.720 We've been conditioned
00:15:51.860 to accept mediocrity
00:15:54.480 everywhere,
00:15:55.800 especially since COVID.
00:15:56.940 But this was a trend
00:15:57.760 that goes back
00:15:59.380 much further
00:15:59.900 than COVID.
00:16:00.320 Think about air travel,
00:16:02.000 streaming services,
00:16:03.980 really anything.
00:16:05.140 Everything's become
00:16:05.920 lower quality in tandem.
00:16:07.980 And as a factual matter,
00:16:09.120 rather than
00:16:09.820 stop spending our money
00:16:11.400 on these services,
00:16:12.260 millions of Americans
00:16:12.940 have continued to do so.
00:16:14.620 And the reasons for that
00:16:16.480 are actually
00:16:16.940 somewhat complicated.
00:16:18.220 So let's return
00:16:18.680 to my original complaint,
00:16:19.600 which is that a lot of food,
00:16:21.120 including pizza,
00:16:22.240 now tastes the same.
00:16:24.160 It's all gotten worse,
00:16:25.720 and it's something
00:16:26.300 that every living person
00:16:27.400 has noticed.
00:16:28.620 It doesn't matter
00:16:29.200 where I get my pizza,
00:16:30.140 whether it's the supermarket,
00:16:31.440 Papa John's,
00:16:31.960 anywhere else.
00:16:32.860 This is, you know,
00:16:33.800 this is an issue
00:16:34.660 probably can't be blamed
00:16:35.780 on marijuana use.
00:16:36.760 Every single employee
00:16:37.520 who makes a pizza
00:16:38.260 everywhere in the country
00:16:39.120 can't be high
00:16:40.140 at the same time.
00:16:40.960 So what's actually
00:16:42.120 going on here?
00:16:43.020 If the problem
00:16:43.500 isn't capitalism per se,
00:16:45.120 then what is the problem?
00:16:46.420 Well, as it turns out,
00:16:47.600 a single cheese company
00:16:48.640 called Leprino Foods
00:16:49.860 controls 85%
00:16:51.080 of the pizza cheese market.
00:16:52.460 To be clear,
00:16:53.320 that's not the cheese pizza market.
00:16:54.660 It's the market for cheese
00:16:55.700 that goes on the pizza.
00:16:57.140 Leprino's based in Denver,
00:16:58.960 and they supply
00:16:59.560 pretty much every pizza place
00:17:00.840 from Pizza Hut
00:17:01.400 to Domino's
00:17:02.060 to Papa John's.
00:17:03.220 In other words,
00:17:03.600 Leprino is like
00:17:04.600 the Willy Wonka
00:17:05.660 of cheese.
00:17:06.780 You never see
00:17:07.200 in the guy's face,
00:17:08.000 but his product
00:17:08.720 is everywhere.
00:17:09.300 You can't escape it.
00:17:10.020 Whether you're ordering
00:17:10.560 delivery from a major chain
00:17:11.940 or buying a frozen pizza
00:17:13.000 at the supermarket,
00:17:13.840 the base core ingredient
00:17:15.000 of your pizza,
00:17:16.040 one way or another,
00:17:16.660 is going to come
00:17:17.220 from exactly the same place.
00:17:18.760 So how did Leprino
00:17:19.380 achieve this dominance?
00:17:20.440 Are they somehow
00:17:20.940 the only people
00:17:21.620 in the entire country
00:17:22.260 who know how to make cheese?
00:17:23.420 If you look into it,
00:17:24.180 you'll find that actually
00:17:24.940 Leprino's dominance
00:17:25.780 is the result of patents.
00:17:27.160 Lots and lots of patents.
00:17:28.980 You might not think
00:17:29.520 that cheese is the kind
00:17:30.200 of thing that you could patent,
00:17:31.260 but you'd be wrong.
00:17:32.280 Specifically,
00:17:32.700 Leprino Foods
00:17:33.380 holds more than 50 patents
00:17:35.100 related to manufacturing cheese.
00:17:37.780 And one of these patents,
00:17:38.600 for example,
00:17:39.500 describes the step
00:17:41.060 of converting
00:17:41.600 at least a portion
00:17:42.340 of protein
00:17:42.880 containing starting milk
00:17:44.040 into discrete curd particles
00:17:45.960 and forming the curd particles
00:17:47.900 into a cheese precursor.
00:17:49.740 Some of the most famous patents
00:17:50.880 allow for the creation
00:17:51.720 of cheese
00:17:52.160 in a continuous
00:17:52.880 high-speed stream,
00:17:54.300 which greatly increases
00:17:55.800 volume production
00:17:56.680 while retaining consistency.
00:17:58.440 They also patented
00:17:58.880 a method
00:17:59.320 for quick-freezing cheese
00:18:00.620 as soon as it was produced,
00:18:01.840 which prevents cheese
00:18:02.920 from aging prematurely.
00:18:04.400 Very quickly,
00:18:05.060 pizza places realized
00:18:06.000 that the frozen cheese
00:18:07.680 was more viable
00:18:08.340 for a longer period of time
00:18:09.600 than anything
00:18:10.500 they could buy fresh,
00:18:11.360 even though it doesn't
00:18:11.920 taste as good.
00:18:12.880 It doesn't taste fresh
00:18:13.780 because it's not,
00:18:14.680 but it's more viable
00:18:15.420 and it's more profitable.
00:18:16.760 And it was also
00:18:17.660 more consistent
00:18:19.040 from location to location,
00:18:20.100 which is particularly important
00:18:20.880 for a national brand.
00:18:21.840 So because Leprino
00:18:22.560 made logistics easy,
00:18:23.660 everybody just kind of
00:18:24.960 went with it.
00:18:26.080 The decision had nothing
00:18:26.780 to do with the quality
00:18:27.540 of the cheese.
00:18:28.020 It was about the performance
00:18:28.940 of the cheese.
00:18:29.780 And while Leprino
00:18:30.760 does provide slightly
00:18:31.860 different cheese blends
00:18:32.780 to different customers
00:18:33.680 as a way of making you think
00:18:35.340 that Papa John's cheese
00:18:36.320 is different from the cheese
00:18:37.260 you get at Domino's,
00:18:38.220 really it's coming
00:18:38.800 from the same place
00:18:39.540 with the same general methods.
00:18:41.960 You know,
00:18:42.060 it's sort of like how
00:18:42.880 if you buy eyeglasses,
00:18:44.740 whether they're designer frames
00:18:45.920 or not,
00:18:46.440 they're probably coming
00:18:47.140 from the exact same factory.
00:18:48.600 It's like the same thing.
00:18:50.180 But wait a minute,
00:18:50.640 you might say,
00:18:51.040 what's wrong with this arrangement?
00:18:52.200 It seems like efficiency.
00:18:53.480 If people weren't okay
00:18:55.060 with this arrangement,
00:18:55.780 if they insisted on
00:18:56.700 locally sourced cheese
00:18:57.740 on their pizza,
00:18:58.400 then Leprino's would
00:18:59.200 collapse overnight.
00:19:00.420 All their patents
00:19:01.040 would be worthless.
00:19:02.500 Local dairy farms
00:19:03.420 would see a major surge
00:19:04.520 in popularity.
00:19:05.180 Instead,
00:19:05.880 the opposite is happening.
00:19:07.280 In just the past year,
00:19:08.080 bankruptcies at local dairy farms
00:19:09.520 went up by more than 55%.
00:19:11.360 Meanwhile,
00:19:12.520 Leprino is growing
00:19:13.560 faster than ever.
00:19:15.220 Now,
00:19:15.360 the truth,
00:19:15.840 as uncomfortable
00:19:16.260 as it may be to admit,
00:19:17.560 is that this argument
00:19:18.420 has merit.
00:19:18.900 The fact is,
00:19:20.180 the vast majority
00:19:20.740 of consumers
00:19:21.320 have been conditioned
00:19:22.740 to a point
00:19:23.360 where we're okay
00:19:25.200 with eating slop
00:19:26.240 that's indistinguishable
00:19:27.740 from every other slop factory.
00:19:29.940 It's not just the pizza industry
00:19:31.400 that works like this.
00:19:32.200 Pretty much every restaurant
00:19:33.140 has realized the same thing.
00:19:34.820 That's what explains
00:19:35.560 the enormous popularity
00:19:36.440 of Cisco,
00:19:37.180 the world's largest
00:19:37.860 food distributor.
00:19:38.680 You probably noticed
00:19:39.260 like a giant Cisco truck
00:19:40.640 in the parking lot
00:19:41.380 of your favorite restaurant
00:19:42.240 at one point or another.
00:19:43.480 Along with U.S. Foods,
00:19:44.820 which Cisco recently
00:19:45.720 attempted to merge with,
00:19:47.320 Cisco is responsible
00:19:48.180 for a very large amount
00:19:49.560 of the food
00:19:50.220 that you see
00:19:50.760 on restaurant menus.
00:19:52.360 So if you order
00:19:52.940 mozzarella sticks,
00:19:53.820 for example,
00:19:54.860 it doesn't matter
00:19:55.400 if you're at Carrabba's
00:19:56.740 or Applebee's
00:19:57.420 or Chili's
00:19:58.180 or anywhere,
00:19:59.560 you're almost certainly
00:20:00.720 getting the same
00:20:02.380 reheated product
00:20:03.240 from the back
00:20:03.900 of the same Cisco truck.
00:20:06.200 And over the past decade,
00:20:07.220 Cisco's dominance
00:20:07.920 has only increased.
00:20:08.700 They've been on a buying spree,
00:20:10.880 snatching up
00:20:11.400 all their competitors.
00:20:12.440 Watch.
00:20:12.960 The scary thing about Cisco
00:20:14.000 was it didn't become
00:20:15.100 this giant
00:20:15.880 through organic growth,
00:20:17.020 but instead,
00:20:17.440 it became a giant
00:20:18.260 through relentless acquisitions
00:20:19.460 that went unchecked.
00:20:20.540 They've acquired
00:20:21.620 over 150 companies
00:20:23.500 to become
00:20:25.440 really one of the only
00:20:27.280 national broadline
00:20:29.100 distributors
00:20:29.620 for restaurants.
00:20:30.780 Now, Cisco doesn't disclose
00:20:31.780 how many restaurants
00:20:32.680 it serves,
00:20:33.400 but they do disclose
00:20:34.240 that they serve
00:20:34.820 around 730,000
00:20:36.400 customer locations,
00:20:37.880 which would imply,
00:20:39.280 if we're being very conservative
00:20:40.220 with our estimate,
00:20:41.040 that they provide food
00:20:41.920 to probably around
00:20:42.760 300,000 restaurants
00:20:44.140 at a minimum
00:20:44.620 since restaurants
00:20:46.020 make up most of their sales.
00:20:47.440 U.S. Foods, meanwhile,
00:20:48.820 serves at about
00:20:49.480 an estimated
00:20:50.240 150,000 restaurants.
00:20:51.940 To put that number
00:20:53.180 in context,
00:20:54.560 there are roughly
00:20:55.120 750,000 restaurants
00:20:56.840 total in the entire country.
00:20:59.240 So therefore,
00:20:59.820 assuming U.S. Foods
00:21:00.560 and Cisco
00:21:00.960 mainly serve
00:21:01.800 different restaurants,
00:21:02.960 more than half
00:21:03.980 of the restaurants
00:21:04.560 in the country
00:21:05.280 are getting prepackaged,
00:21:07.680 prepared food
00:21:08.560 from the same place
00:21:10.720 or one of the two
00:21:12.220 same places.
00:21:13.880 So if all the food
00:21:14.680 tastes the same everywhere,
00:21:15.920 it's because it is the same.
00:21:17.720 It's literally the same food.
00:21:19.500 But U.S. Foods and Cisco,
00:21:20.780 they aren't the only companies
00:21:21.820 that are pushing frozen foods.
00:21:23.140 It's easy to blame them,
00:21:24.300 and they're certainly responsible
00:21:25.480 for most of the phenomenon,
00:21:26.740 but they're not the only ones.
00:21:28.760 Consider what's happened
00:21:29.400 to Cracker Barrel.
00:21:30.540 You know,
00:21:30.740 they're not controlled
00:21:31.440 by a private equity company
00:21:32.560 for what it's worth.
00:21:33.300 They're a publicly traded corporation.
00:21:35.340 But Cracker Barrel,
00:21:36.200 as you may remember,
00:21:36.780 just undertook probably
00:21:37.660 the single most disastrous rebrand
00:21:39.480 in the modern history
00:21:40.260 of restaurants,
00:21:40.980 which they quickly reversed,
00:21:42.080 the female CEO,
00:21:43.140 a woman with three names
00:21:44.440 called Julie Fels Massino,
00:21:46.680 somehow was not fired
00:21:47.800 after the incident.
00:21:49.060 At the same time,
00:21:49.720 the rebrand wasn't actually
00:21:50.900 the biggest problem
00:21:51.540 facing Cracker Barrel.
00:21:52.520 For many years beforehand,
00:21:54.200 they'd seen declining sales
00:21:55.460 and relevance.
00:21:56.340 Why is that?
00:21:56.860 Well, after the rebrand
00:21:57.660 became national news,
00:21:59.360 one Cracker Barrel employee
00:22:00.740 explained.
00:22:02.360 Watch.
00:22:03.520 If you think what's happening
00:22:04.780 in the front of house
00:22:05.740 of Cracker Barrel is bad,
00:22:06.900 you should know that
00:22:07.540 what's happening behind the scenes
00:22:09.020 in the back
00:22:09.660 is even worse.
00:22:11.360 I worked at Cracker Barrel
00:22:12.180 for eight years as a cook,
00:22:14.100 and it's slowly gone downhill
00:22:16.940 with a rapid acceleration
00:22:18.440 in the past year.
00:22:20.440 Let's start with biscuits.
00:22:21.800 You can see here
00:22:22.620 they're frozen now.
00:22:25.140 What they used to do
00:22:26.400 is I used to make
00:22:27.160 these pans of biscuits
00:22:28.280 every day
00:22:29.080 for like an hour
00:22:31.240 is how long they would last
00:22:32.420 because we went through them.
00:22:34.180 And they would be hot
00:22:35.680 and fresh
00:22:36.200 straight out of the oven
00:22:37.060 for the guests.
00:22:37.720 and now
00:22:38.460 they freeze them
00:22:40.540 for days ahead of time.
00:22:42.540 So what you could be getting
00:22:43.500 is days old
00:22:44.400 and they don't
00:22:45.140 they just put them
00:22:46.500 in a warmer
00:22:47.040 for about 40 minutes
00:22:48.620 and that's what you're getting.
00:22:49.960 And that's why
00:22:50.420 they look like this now
00:22:51.840 instead of those nice big
00:22:53.140 thick fluffy biscuits
00:22:54.840 with butter smeared on top.
00:22:56.480 No, you're getting frozen nothing.
00:22:59.160 And now they cook
00:23:00.220 eight to twelve
00:23:01.240 to fifteen a day
00:23:02.980 and then bag them up
00:23:04.240 like this for you
00:23:05.460 and microwave it.
00:23:06.780 Just a nice
00:23:07.540 microplastic piece of meat.
00:23:10.740 That's so gross.
00:23:12.220 So you can't blame
00:23:12.860 Cisco or U.S. Foods
00:23:13.920 for this.
00:23:14.380 He didn't say
00:23:14.760 they're loading all the food
00:23:15.780 from a truck
00:23:16.300 and reheating it.
00:23:17.080 He says they're
00:23:17.680 cooking it in-house
00:23:18.620 and then reheating it
00:23:20.340 several days later.
00:23:21.460 And this is not
00:23:22.160 a private equity thing.
00:23:23.160 They don't own Cracker Barrel.
00:23:24.220 So who's actually responsible?
00:23:27.140 Why did Cracker Barrel
00:23:27.920 like so many other restaurants
00:23:29.120 switch from preparing
00:23:30.080 fresh meals
00:23:30.860 to reheating
00:23:31.840 frozen pre-packaged dinners?
00:23:34.300 This is the main factor
00:23:35.820 causing the quality of food
00:23:37.000 to decline everywhere.
00:23:38.420 This is it.
00:23:39.380 Nothing is fresh.
00:23:40.740 You're just eating
00:23:41.460 glorified TV dinners
00:23:42.960 almost everywhere you go.
00:23:45.160 And it wasn't always like this
00:23:46.700 but now it is.
00:23:48.660 Why is that?
00:23:49.880 Well the only explanation
00:23:50.680 that makes sense
00:23:51.280 is that from the customer
00:23:52.320 service reps
00:23:53.140 behind the counter
00:23:53.860 all the way up
00:23:54.400 to the ownership
00:23:54.940 from at every level now
00:23:57.240 when you go to these places
00:23:58.260 there is not anybody involved
00:24:00.800 at any level
00:24:01.900 who cares
00:24:03.180 what the food tastes like.
00:24:05.800 The CEO doesn't care.
00:24:07.720 If a private equity firm
00:24:08.760 owns the place
00:24:09.260 they don't really care
00:24:10.200 about the quality
00:24:10.860 of the food.
00:24:11.760 The employees
00:24:12.420 who are coming in
00:24:13.240 most of them
00:24:14.600 they don't care.
00:24:16.200 And in a lot of cases
00:24:16.920 the customers don't care either
00:24:18.140 because they keep eating it.
00:24:20.140 They're keeping these companies
00:24:21.040 in business
00:24:21.760 by purchasing
00:24:22.560 their slop.
00:24:24.460 And this part of the story
00:24:25.520 is indeed a new phenomenon.
00:24:26.880 In the recent past
00:24:27.840 women like Julie Fels-Masino
00:24:29.280 were not put in charge
00:24:31.140 of businesses
00:24:31.700 they didn't understand.
00:24:32.840 They weren't given
00:24:33.360 the opportunity
00:24:33.820 to destroy brands
00:24:34.880 like Budweiser
00:24:35.700 or Cracker Barrel.
00:24:37.380 But that's changed now.
00:24:39.520 Incompetent women like this
00:24:40.600 are now rising
00:24:41.220 to the highest levels
00:24:42.000 of the food industry
00:24:42.740 solely because of their gender.
00:24:45.260 And meanwhile
00:24:45.640 millions of people
00:24:46.460 have been badgered
00:24:47.640 by the media
00:24:48.280 by the HR departments
00:24:49.580 by declining standards
00:24:50.960 of living
00:24:51.380 into accepting mediocrity.
00:24:54.640 That's why everybody
00:24:55.220 can sense that
00:24:56.000 our general quality
00:24:56.860 of life is declining
00:24:57.880 in seemingly small ways
00:24:59.220 all over the place.
00:25:00.600 It adds up.
00:25:02.160 You know
00:25:02.320 your sandwich is garbage
00:25:03.360 for the same reason
00:25:04.180 that most streaming shows
00:25:05.220 are garbage
00:25:05.680 which is the same reason
00:25:06.620 most universities
00:25:07.380 are garbage
00:25:07.920 and so on and so on
00:25:08.860 and so on.
00:25:09.760 People who tolerate
00:25:10.600 mediocrity
00:25:11.220 are keeping these restaurants
00:25:12.840 and private equity
00:25:13.500 companies in business.
00:25:14.940 They're paying the salaries
00:25:16.140 of the CEO
00:25:16.860 of Cracker Barrel
00:25:17.580 and they're making
00:25:18.760 Cisco
00:25:19.300 the largest distributor
00:25:20.600 of food in the world.
00:25:22.000 We're doing this
00:25:22.580 for no discernible reason
00:25:23.580 by the way.
00:25:24.360 I'm just as guilty
00:25:25.020 but I don't need
00:25:26.520 a sandwich
00:25:26.940 from Subway
00:25:28.040 or from Jimmy John's.
00:25:30.680 Most of that could be
00:25:31.300 you could do that at home
00:25:32.180 for a fraction of the price.
00:25:33.900 You can make
00:25:34.160 a lot of this food now
00:25:35.580 you can make at home
00:25:36.500 and it will be better
00:25:37.840 and cheaper.
00:25:39.000 So we don't need
00:25:39.800 to abolish capitalism
00:25:40.880 to stop this long-standing
00:25:42.480 humiliating decay.
00:25:44.200 We can adopt
00:25:44.980 some standards.
00:25:46.520 We can stop
00:25:47.100 wasting our money
00:25:48.300 in exchange
00:25:48.900 for slop
00:25:50.020 from Subway
00:25:50.620 which is owned
00:25:51.900 by the same
00:25:52.340 private equity company
00:25:53.200 as about a dozen
00:25:53.920 other brands.
00:25:55.300 We can choose
00:25:56.060 to withhold our money
00:25:56.980 until we get
00:25:57.460 quality in return.
00:25:59.120 It's actually not
00:25:59.660 anywhere near
00:26:00.260 as difficult
00:26:00.700 as it sounds.
00:26:02.040 Yes,
00:26:02.300 private equity companies
00:26:03.200 and CEOs
00:26:03.780 and big kuklamlurits
00:26:04.900 they want your money
00:26:06.060 but if you want
00:26:07.320 restaurants to be
00:26:08.080 worth the trip
00:26:08.720 and if you want
00:26:09.520 your pizza
00:26:09.880 to taste somewhat
00:26:10.680 distinct from
00:26:11.400 every other pizza
00:26:12.520 then for the
00:26:13.840 foreseeable future
00:26:14.540 your only option
00:26:15.820 is to withhold it.
00:26:20.940 Rinse takes your laundry
00:26:22.240 and hand delivers it
00:26:23.220 to your door
00:26:23.740 expertly cleaned
00:26:24.960 and folded
00:26:25.400 so you could take
00:26:26.420 the time once spent
00:26:27.280 folding and sorting
00:26:28.360 and waiting
00:26:28.900 to finally pursue
00:26:30.000 a whole new version
00:26:31.040 of you
00:26:31.380 like tea time you
00:26:32.860 or this tea time you
00:26:36.080 or even this tea time you
00:26:39.500 said you hear about Dave
00:26:40.740 or even tea time
00:26:41.860 tea time tea time you
00:26:43.200 so update on Dave
00:26:46.360 it's up to you
00:26:47.580 we'll take the laundry
00:26:48.820 rinse
00:26:49.640 it's time to be great