The Matt Walsh Show - September 10, 2024


Matt Walsh Presents: The Racial Victim Hierarchy


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

190.27728

Word Count

1,974

Sentence Count

165

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

44


Summary

In this episode, we discuss the Victim Hierarchy, the hierarchy system within the leftist victim hierarchy, and who comes out on top in the great struggle to be the uber-racial victim of the racial victim hierarchy.


Transcript

00:00:00.040 Recently we discussed the left-wing victim pyramid. This is the hierarchy system that determines where each victim group ranks and how many victim points it receives.
00:00:08.380 It was a broad overview, an entry-level course, Victimology 101. Now it's time to go deeper.
00:00:14.340 So today we're going to talk about, more specifically, the racial victim pyramid.
00:00:18.120 This is the victim hierarchy system within the victim hierarchy system.
00:00:21.740 So we're going to set aside for now the other victim categories, woman, fat, gay, etc.
00:00:25.920 Focus only on race. Who comes out on top in the great struggle to be the uber-racial victim?
00:00:32.620 So let's take a look at the pyramid.
00:00:34.280 First thing to note here is that for the purposes of the hierarchy system, we make no distinction between race, ethnicity, and nationality.
00:00:40.720 These concepts are used interchangeably whenever is necessary.
00:00:45.000 Beginning. Obviously, white people are at the very bottom.
00:00:48.380 White people have no victim status, no rank.
00:00:50.920 If you're white, you are nothing. You're worse than nothing.
00:00:53.140 You are scum. You are garbage. A festering pimple on the ass of the world.
00:00:56.720 No offense. You have zero victim points.
00:00:58.800 And may God have mercy on your soul.
00:01:00.880 Next on the pyramid are the Asians.
00:01:02.680 Now, Asia is a big place. Really, it breaks down into many different regions and ethnicities.
00:01:06.380 But for the victim hierarchy, there's only one relevant distinction.
00:01:09.380 There are two sub-genres.
00:01:11.200 So you have East Asians, the Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, all the Isis, plus Korea, those sorts of places.
00:01:16.600 We used to call those people Oriental, but you can't say that anymore.
00:01:19.500 It's offensive now.
00:01:20.400 Now, why? Nobody knows. Don't question it. You bigot.
00:01:23.600 Anyway, these kinds of Asians are the bottom tier of the Asian bracket.
00:01:27.600 They are, I'm afraid to say, perilously close to being white.
00:01:30.480 In fact, they get closer to white with each passing year, and they lose victim points in the process.
00:01:36.280 The East Asian tier has only 10 victim points.
00:01:39.680 Yeah.
00:01:39.820 Now, above them are what anthropologists refer to as the other Asians, all the other ones, especially Arab Asians or Asians who look like they could be Arab.
00:01:51.380 So these are the Arab or Arab-ish Asians.
00:01:54.060 They are closer to white than they'd like to be, but not as close as the East Asians.
00:01:58.220 They have 15 victim points.
00:02:00.920 Moving on, I'll level up.
00:02:01.860 Now we have the indigenous or native bracket.
00:02:04.680 What does native mean?
00:02:05.540 Well, really, it means someone who currently lives in the place where they were born.
00:02:09.300 So you might think that that means you can call yourself a Native American if you are a white person born and raised in America.
00:02:15.160 No, you can't.
00:02:15.900 My papa had high cheekbones like all of the Indians did.
00:02:19.940 Shut up, you white piece of crap.
00:02:21.280 You can't be Native American.
00:02:22.680 Now, you might then ask, why is a white person allowed to call themselves a native Marylander or a native New Yorker?
00:02:28.020 How can I be native to my state or city but not native to my country?
00:02:31.800 I don't know.
00:02:33.680 Just stop asking questions.
00:02:34.920 Indigenous people are non-white people who are originally from a certain place.
00:02:39.460 Yes, Native Americans also moved to this part of the world at some point in the past.
00:02:43.100 Nobody's actually originally from anywhere in the Western Hemisphere.
00:02:46.740 But these are all complicated factors that have no bearing on the racial victim hierarchy.
00:02:51.860 The point is, indigenous people are third on the pyramid.
00:02:56.560 Within the indigenous category, we have two tiers.
00:02:59.400 The top tier are the Native Americans.
00:03:01.800 Those indigenous people who descend from native tribes that occupied territory in North America, these people have 25 victim points.
00:03:09.260 Just below them, but within the indigenous bracket are all of the other indigenous people, Pacific Islanders, Aborigines, Eskimo.
00:03:15.840 But don't call them Eskimos, you bigot.
00:03:17.320 These indigenous people have slightly fewer victim points but still end up with a respectable tally of 20 points.
00:03:22.900 Next, let's get into the Hispanics.
00:03:25.180 For the purposes of the victim hierarchy, Hispanics are anyone in or from Central or South America, Mexican, Guatemalan, Peruvian, Chilean.
00:03:32.520 Doesn't matter.
00:03:33.420 You're all here, sitting pretty, with 30 victim points.
00:03:37.380 You can pull rank on every other race except one, and we all know who sits at the top.
00:03:42.980 The uber victims on the racial victim pyramid are black people.
00:03:47.780 What do we mean by black people?
00:03:49.220 What do you mean, you people?
00:03:50.400 That's a hot topic as of late.
00:03:52.080 Well, it's pretty simple.
00:03:53.140 Anyone with African descent.
00:03:54.580 So this includes black people in America.
00:03:56.480 It includes Jamaicans, Haitians.
00:03:58.140 It includes Africans.
00:03:58.940 Now, it's actually not so simple because things get a bit complicated when you get into Libya and Sudan and those places.
00:04:05.840 Those are mostly Arabs who are down in the Asian tier.
00:04:08.780 So if you're from Sudan, you might think, oh, I get to be all the way in the top tier.
00:04:12.340 Not so fast.
00:04:13.360 You're Arab.
00:04:14.000 You're all the way down with the Asians, very close to being white.
00:04:17.260 Those who get to claim automatic status atop the victim pyramid are those living in or descending from Sub-Saharan Africa.
00:04:24.880 Unless they're white and from South Africa, needless to say, Elon Musk is technically African-American, but he's out of the club.
00:04:31.760 Sorry, white devil.
00:04:33.140 Those in the club get to cash in a whopping 35 victim points.
00:04:38.380 So that's it, right?
00:04:39.240 That's the pyramid.
00:04:39.960 Simple as that.
00:04:40.660 You might think, but not so fast.
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00:06:08.360 First, keep something in mind.
00:06:11.180 All of the brackets above white qualify as people of color.
00:06:16.260 Even East Asians for now are POC.
00:06:18.800 White people are not people of color.
00:06:20.480 They have no color at all, apparently.
00:06:22.400 White people are translucent, colorless monstrosities.
00:06:25.440 White people are like deep sea creatures.
00:06:27.780 The light shines through them like ghostly apparitions.
00:06:30.480 When they take their shirts off, you can see their internal organs like the guy in the Operation game.
00:06:34.300 Here's why this is important.
00:06:35.580 If you are POC, pay close attention.
00:06:38.380 Listen properly.
00:06:39.280 And you have a baby with another bracket that is within the POC category.
00:06:43.340 Your baby can claim the victim points of whatever racial group is higher on the pyramid.
00:06:47.860 In other words, this brand of biracial person gets to round up.
00:06:51.700 So if your mom is Japanese and your dad is Mexican, you get the Mexican victim points.
00:06:56.880 If your dad is black and your mom is Pakistani, you get the black victim points.
00:07:01.120 Yes, if your mom is from India and your dad is black, you do get the black victim points.
00:07:07.260 That's how it works out.
00:07:08.380 No, you don't get to add them together.
00:07:10.360 It doesn't work that way in the racial hierarchy.
00:07:12.200 In the overall victim hierarchy that we talked about in the last video, it does.
00:07:15.960 But the biracial math doesn't work the same way.
00:07:18.900 One racial category subsumes the other one.
00:07:21.900 What if you're half POC and half white?
00:07:24.580 This is where things get very complicated.
00:07:26.400 Here's how it works.
00:07:27.000 If you have a parent who is a non-black POC and another parent who is white, you lose victimhood points based on how close your non-white parent is to being white.
00:07:37.120 So for example, parent one is Korean, parent two is white.
00:07:39.800 Koreans are as close to white as you can be without being white, so the whiteness penalty is going to cost you substantially.
00:07:45.060 You lose 75% of your victim points, bringing you down to a measly 2.5 points.
00:07:49.560 If you have a white parent and an Arab parent, you lose 60% of your victim points.
00:07:54.140 That's going to land you at 6 victim points.
00:07:55.920 The good news is that the farther up your non-white parent is on the hierarchy, the fewer points you lose and the more points you have to start with.
00:08:03.200 If your non-white parent is a Pacific Islander, that's a whiteness penalty of 50%.
00:08:07.540 Native American, 40%.
00:08:09.140 Hispanic, 30%.
00:08:10.060 And if you have a black parent and a white parent, according to the math, you lose 20% of your blackness points but still retain 28 points total,
00:08:16.940 which means that a half-black, half-white person still has more victim points than someone who is fully Asian or fully indigenous,
00:08:23.680 but you now fall below Hispanics on the totem pole.
00:08:26.820 But don't say totem pole, you bigot.
00:08:28.420 There's one stipulation here.
00:08:30.360 This applies only to biracial people whose non-white side is black.
00:08:34.780 If one parent is white and one parent is black, this is where it's helpful to use what I call the Barack barometer.
00:08:40.260 If you are as dark or darker than Barack Obama, even with a white parent, congratulations,
00:08:44.860 you still get to be totally black and keep all 35 of your points.
00:08:48.520 If, however, you are half-black and half-white and that has given you more of a Drake complexion,
00:08:53.260 then you will get hit with the penalty.
00:08:55.240 Nothing we can do about it.
00:08:56.120 Is it possible, finally, for a half-white person to look so white that they qualify as completely white?
00:09:03.760 It is possible.
00:09:04.840 If your complexion is whiter than biracial SNL alum Maya Rudolph,
00:09:08.520 if you cross what we might call the Maya marker, you can fall into the category of basically white.
00:09:14.860 A basically white person is at the bottom of the pyramid but in the top tier of the bottom tier
00:09:20.780 and, for what it's worth, can claim half a victim point.
00:09:24.960 It's not going to count for much, though.
00:09:26.120 A person in this situation will have to earn their victim credentials in other ways.
00:09:29.880 He might consider becoming fat or gay or developing a disability.
00:09:33.540 Lots of things he can do.
00:09:34.740 All hope is not lost, except for the bottom tier of the bottom tier, the fully whites.
00:09:40.160 They are a lost cause, will never have any points of any kind, and should just go off and die.
00:09:45.440 Flight away!
00:09:47.060 Vai away!
00:09:52.480 Thank you.