Matt Walsh Reacts To Day In The Life TikTok's
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Summary
A Day in the Life TikTok video about being a clairvoyant and seeing ghosts. Today's episode features a clip from a day in the life of someone who works at Selfie World, which is a company where you could go anywhere and take a selfie, but you don t.
Transcript
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So I was just complaining about the day in your life videos that are plaguing TikTok and everyone does one.
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No matter if their life is interesting or not, in almost every case, they're not.
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And I guess that's what led me to Canada to send me a bunch of other day in the life TikTok videos,
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which we will now watch and suffer through together.
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A day in my life, being clairvoyant and seeing ghosts.
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My partner brings me coffee in bed and I catch up on social media and reply to comments and emails.
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Moving into a house built in the 1920s, I wasn't surprised that there were lingering spirits here,
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but honestly, it's just like having very elusive roommates.
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At 1 p.m., I film and edit my content for the day.
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Oh, the door. You see the door shut in the background?
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There's no other way it could happen than a ghost.
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Never mind the fact that you could see a person moving in the background to shut the door.
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You know something about ghosts is that they always do things that, like, anyone could do.
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They should be able to do things on camera that could never be duplicated by anyone,
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at least without the access to Hollywood-level special effects.
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Ghosts could do that if they existed, and yet they never do.
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All the ghosts ever do is just, like, shut a door or drop a spoon.
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So God is, let me try to, I'm trying to understand this.
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God is allowing spirits, the undead, or not undead, they're dead,
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allowing the souls of the dead to remain lingering around on Earth
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The funny thing is that these people, I can almost guarantee it,
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I'm going to guess is not a, would not describe herself as a religious person,
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She'd probably say, I'm spiritual but not religious.
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So what is your actual, what's your actual view of the supernatural realm?
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What are, do you believe that God exists and that there's an afterlife?
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I mean, I guess she probably wouldn't even go that far.
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So how is it, there's no God, there's no afterlife,
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and yet when we die, we still have our, like, this vapor that we shed
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Ghosts only work if there is a God and there's an afterlife,
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But if there's a God and an afterlife, then the ghosts don't make any sense
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They'd be going to their afterlife destination.
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And since we're already out and about, we go thrifting.
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Honestly, I just try not to buy anything haunted or tacky
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as I look for pieces to build my own collections.
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When we get home, I cook dinner and we watch a show
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and tell the ghost pacing in the den to chill out.
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And then I unwind, scrolling through TikTok, checking notifications,
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replying to comments, and since I read everything, it takes a while.
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Finally, at 2 a.m., I turn off all of the house lights and head to bed.
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I'm glad these people exist because if you're dumb enough to be scammed by somebody like this,
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to give them your money, then you deserve to be separated from your money.
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I think they're maybe providing a valuable service to the world in that way.
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Okay, the next one is a day in the life of someone who works at Selfie World,
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which is a thing I've just learned existed and wish I hadn't learned it.
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So there's Selfie World at a mall, and people pay money to go take a selfie.
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You're paying them money for the privilege of taking a selfie on your own phone.
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You have the entire world where you could go anywhere and take any selfie that you want.
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You're going to pay them money so you could take a selfie.
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Pay us $57.99 so you could take a selfie in a room with a red wall.
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You can't find a red wall like this anywhere, folks.
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Yet again, people who deserve to get scammed and separated from their money.
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You've heard me talk about how important it is to have a VPN to protect your online privacy.
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But choosing a VPN you trust is equally as important.
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I like to do research on my sponsors, and I only recommend brands to my listeners that I believe in
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and that I use to actually stop people from monitoring your online activity.
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That's why you need to do what I do and use ExpressVPN.
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Think about all the times you've used Wi-Fi at a coffee shop, hotel, even a friend's house.
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and reroutes it through a network of secure servers
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You have really put together a collection of the most annoying people on earth.
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This is a day in my life as a van lifer with a cat.
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The first thing I'll do when I wake up is I'll put on my slippers because it's cold.
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Next, I'll give Gigi his breakfast, and then I'll eat my breakfast.
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First, I had a yummy dragon fruit, and then I headed inside of my girlfriend's house
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so that I could make some soup since it was so cold this morning.
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And, of course, a little bit of tea to start my day.
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I always immediately open all the curtains to get as much natural light in as possible.
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This will help me warm up the van a little bit on these cold winter days.
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Oh, and since yesterday was laundry day, today I'll need to put all of the clean laundry
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After finishing up my laundry, I noticed that the floors were a little bit dusty,
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After sweeping, I decided to disinfect them as well.
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Next, I'll check out my homework or watch a fun video.
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Then we'll take Gigi on a daily outing so that we can all get a little bit of exercise
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There's so many, it's like, we have ways of rebranding things,
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and so instead of people saying, I live in a trailer or Double Y,
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No, you live in a trailer, and that's fine, by the way.
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You can live in a trailer, but that's what you live in.
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This is a day in the life of me as a homeless bum.
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If you're even actually homeless, like, this is cheating.
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and she can go in there and make fancy soups and do whatever she needs.
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Whatever van life is supposed to be, that's not it.
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You know what really annoys me about this is that
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I don't like how some of these things have been appropriated
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If you actually want to authentically live in a van
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and you're, let's say, you're traveling across the country,
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you're driving around, you're being self-sufficient,
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I don't know how you would, what you'd do for food or anything like that.
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I mean, it's almost certain that this girl is being subsidized by her parents
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or somebody, and so none of this counts and none of it is real.
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But if it's real and you actually want to be self-sufficient
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and you want to drop off the grid and live on your own and do all that,
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As long as you're not being a burden or a parasite
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I can respect, it's not the life I'd want to live.
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It's a day in the life of a stay-at-home husband.
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Time to check your misogyny at the door and buckle up.
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First thing I do is I make my wife some coffee after making the bed.
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it's essential to separate the Lulus from the dryer.
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Next, I feed the dog because who else is going to do it?
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She likes her eggs air fried with a rice cake and peanut butter.
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Once the house was clean, my wife took me out on the town,
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I don't care how progressive people pretend to be.
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I don't care how progressive a woman pretends to be.
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Now, they might find some benefits in it for a time
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because you're staying at home, doing your husbandly duties.
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I want someone who's going to provide and be a man.
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Actually, there's two more, but I can only stomach one more.
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Okay, finally, someone with an interesting job.
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Now, this is actually a sabotage from my own team.
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There's nothing I can say here that will not get me into trouble.
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There's so much that I want to say that I can't say,
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but I will say anyway, which is that I would be terrified.
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I'm telling you, I'm being emotionally vulnerable.
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and a man should be between the ages of 45 and 65.
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And right about here, I actually got a call from Crew Support
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It was a local, which meant that I'll be home the same night,
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which was nice because I didn't really need to pack much.
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Just brought a light suitcase just in case I got stuck anywhere.
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and I also stopped by Trader Joe's to grab myself a salad for the flight.
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Made it to the airport, took a shuttle to my gate,
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and once I got there, I started to do all of my pre-flight duties
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to make sure that the aircraft was safe to fly.
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And then I started getting set up to go to Omaha, Nebraska.
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I was excited because it was my first time flying over there.
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It was a little over two and a half hours long each way.
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Landed, did my fun walk around, and that was it.
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Those are the days in the lives of all these people.