Matt Walsh Reacts To TikTok Dating Advice - Memorial Day Edition
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Summary
On today's episode of The Matt Walsh Show, Matt Walsh is cooking meat for the GoodRanchers team, and while he's doing so, he gives some advice to TikTok dating experts on how to deal with people who are hot and cold.
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By the way, before we get into the video today,
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which I guess is why they're trusting me with it.
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Go to GoodRanchers.com slash Walsh, use code Walsh,
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They got burgers, they got steaks, they got chicken.
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All of it, again, so good that even I can make it.
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is we like to go to TikTok, to the lost souls of TikTok,
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I think we're gonna go watch some of these, uh,
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dating advice videos, and I guess while I'm making meat,
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you're gonna experience people that are hot and cold, right?
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hey, listen, I think I need to take a step back
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from this situation because it's really bothering me.
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is verbally tell someone that their lack of attention
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The reality is, even if you're feeling that way,
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And then let's say they actually don't give a f***
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Their true colors are gonna come out at some point,
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if you think there's an issue, don't talk about it.
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Just remain silent and hope that it works itself out.
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Like I do apply that sometimes to relationships
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when I shouldn't, I apply it to like household repair issues.
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Something's broken, my wife says, can you fix it?
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I'll say, eh, just leave it, it'll work itself out.
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Medical problems, you know, I feel a certain pain.
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I just say, well, I'll just, I'll leave it alone.
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But in reality, that's not actually what you should do, okay?
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If you're just dating someone and they're already flighty,
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and they're hot and cold and they're ignoring you for a week,
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and then they're into you for a week, just break up.
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Do you want to be in a monogamous relationship?
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do you initially want to process it or get some space?
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Would you ever be open to relationship therapy?
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Okay, you see there, the first like five questions actually weren't too bad.
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The problem is, first of all, is I can pretty much guarantee
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that he's looking for all the wrong answers to those questions.
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Like there are right answers to those questions.
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And that guy is specifically is probably looking for the wrong answers.
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The rest of it though, listen, it's the first date.
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You do want to be careful that your first date doesn't become like a law and order
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interrogation scene where you're going through 20 questions.
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How long were you with your ex? What are your priorities in life?
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Like you want to be a little bit careful with that and asking somebody on a first date
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I just met you five seconds ago and you're asking me if I'm ready to be in counseling with you.
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So that advice, at least unlike some of the other stuff we've seen,
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it started strong, went off the rails, unfortunately.
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Here are five easy ways to tell if he's physically attracted to you.
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Number one, when you get close to him, you notice his nostrils flare.
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It's actually because he's sniffing you for something called pheromones.
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Pheromones are the chemical that determine compatibility,
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like if you guys would make healthy babies together.
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So if you notice him flare his nostrils, he's just subconsciously sniffing you.
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Second sign he's super physically attracted to you is that when you look at his eyes,
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This is because as humans, we tend to fixate and hone in on the things that we like
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It is really common to have like an elevated nervous system around people that we like
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So if you notice him sweating, there's a good chance he's attracted to you.
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Have you ever been talking to a guy and noticed that he's playing with or touching his hair like a lot?
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Guys involuntarily do this when they're attracted to someone because must-up hair is more flattering.
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So you're going to notice them playing with their hair quite a bit.
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Finally, do you notice him touching his face a lot when he's talking to you?
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When we're turned on, our faces and our mouth and lips are more sensitive to touch, hence kissing.
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If he's super attracted to you, you may notice him doing things that are an excuse to touch his mouth more,
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Okay, what have I told you about body language science?
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You put it in the same realm as like astrology, climate change.
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Okay, no, you cannot read every little movement that a person makes and then draw these wild conclusions.
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Like if they're sweating, then they're attracted to you.
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Doesn't mean I'm attracted to everybody in the room.
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Second thing is also, if you're a woman, like maybe if you're a man trying to discern if a woman's physically attracted to you,
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If you're a woman and you want to know if a man's attracted to you and you're on a date with him,
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He is attracted to you because you're on a date with him.
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And if he was not attracted to you physically, he wouldn't be there.
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Don't have to watch for his eyes dilating or how he moves his fingers or whether he's sweating.
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So for all my girlies, dating men, this is what you're going to do on your date because I know dating can be awkward.
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Okay, but I learned this on TikTok and I need to teach it to everyone.
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Yeah, you need help with that on the bill that you wanted to take me out to that I had to get ready for?
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In a patriarchy created by men where men are paid more than women,
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In a world where all wars have been started by men.
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When your gender figures it out, maybe we'll talk about it.
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Just out in the parking lot by myself making burgers,
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Now, as far as that video goes, uh, no, this is, you can't have it both ways, okay?
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I know this is what feminists, they're trying to do this.
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They realize that they back themselves into a corner with all the empowered woman stuff.
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Well, that means now you got to pay the bill and they don't want to pay the bill.
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So they're trying to figure out a way to make it work where they can still be an empowered,
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independent woman, but also expect the man to pay for everything.
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And by the way, she says that, uh, well, men, they, you know, they do all the bad things in society.
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Like every bridge you've ever driven across, it's because a man built it.
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Every building you've ever been in, a man built it.
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But then you have to do your part of it, which is to drop the whole feminist empowered stick.
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So we can, it can work, but you got to play your role in this is the point.
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But that's also good because men, if you're watching this and you see women,
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I think for women to be on social media saying things like this because they're advertising
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themselves and men, you see that woman and you know, okay, avoid that woman like the plague
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I think I could stomach maybe one more of these videos.
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I got to pull over for this guys, please enough of this.
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The friend zone is so easy to avoid because what is important is what not to do, not what
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You have to be aware of the things that get you friend zoned and not do those things like
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asking her how her day was your entire day and life should be aligned with your purpose
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If you are wasting your time texting a girl throughout the day to a point of where you
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can have a conversation of how her day's going, you're doing something wrong.
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Texting, snapping, phone call, FaceTime, any kind of constant communication throughout the day
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Always being available, always doing her favors will get you friend zoned.
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Always saying yes to her will get you friend zoned.
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But when you use my friend zone escape plan, the love story is just beginning.
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Okay, this is why I tell you guys, check the resumes, especially important for men.
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If you got a man who's on social media giving all kinds of advice about how to be a man,
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Like I need to know all these things before I'm going to take advice from you about how to be a man.
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And I'm guessing in this case, he doesn't have a lot of experience with it because
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all the things he said you shouldn't do for a woman, those are all the things that if you're
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married and you don't do those things, you're not going to be married for very long.
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Okay, if you're with a woman who will be turned off because you asked her how her day was,
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she'll be turned off because you're talking to her and showing interest,
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then that's just a good indication to leave and go find another woman.
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Just break up, take my advice, and find a different man to take advice from like me.
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And also find somewhere else to get your meats like Good Ranchers.
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I might have overcooked this one slightly, but that's okay.
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Go to GoodRanchers.com slash Walsh, use code Walsh,