The Matt Walsh Show - Matt Walsh Reacts To Viral TikTok's

00:00:00.000 so here's something from jimmy fallon show from the tonight show he

00:00:09.600 is i guess trying to do a comedy skit about the new covid variant that's actually hilarious

00:00:17.980 in fairness i suppose it's like it's maybe not easy to think of funny jokes about a covid variant

00:00:25.340 but you're a comedian so that's what you're supposed to be able to do i don't have to think

00:00:29.700 of jokes i'm not the comedian you are instead of thinking of jokes this is what jimmy fallon did

00:00:34.280 let's play this there was alpha then delta then omicron x but this latest variant might be the

00:00:41.900 best it's xvb.1.5 another brand of covid19 has arrived it's a new strain but it isn't the same

00:00:53.120 sounds more like elon musk's name it's xvb.1.5 not ub40 who sings red red wine put on your mask when

00:01:05.660 you're inside a facility it could be a robot from a star wars trilogy it's xvb.1.5 not omg or mp3 or tcby

00:01:17.700 or an old car made by a really hot guy sounds like the password of your parents wi-fi it's xvb.1.5

00:01:28.660 xvb.1.5

00:01:32.280 you gotta feel bad for the band there they're not into it they realize it's not even a good like

00:01:41.020 we gotta we have to there have to be laws there's no other way around this

00:01:44.740 there gotta be laws okay there have to be laws against being this unfunny uh it's the criminal

00:01:50.980 penalties are the only way that i can see to really solve this problem this is it shouldn't

00:01:56.400 be legal to be this aggressively unfunny and you have a comedy show my god and it's not even a good

00:02:04.980 song so i think this i don't watch any of the late night shows but this is basically jimmy

00:02:09.340 fallon this is his shtick this has always been a shtick but he does a lot of musical stuff and uh

00:02:13.880 what's the other guy that's that's leaving his show i can't even remember their names anymore

00:02:17.320 uh same thing for him like that's that's what all the comp that's what all the late night shows

00:02:21.020 are now they're just like doing it's a musical act and usually that's a way around trying to be

00:02:26.620 funny well we'll just do a musical act instead okay if you're gonna go that route i'd rather you

00:02:30.780 just tell jokes that are funny but if you're gonna go the musical at least make it a good song a song

00:02:35.840 that sounds passable as an actual song that wasn't even that that was like high school talent show

00:02:40.860 level really bad stuff but it's all part and parcel of the problem of uh of you know a whole

00:02:49.600 profession of comedians and very few of them actually know how to do comedy now moving on

00:02:54.120 also i also had to had this this is a new gender this is kind of a breaking news i suppose there's

00:02:59.240 a new gender that has been added to the list now i think this is new it kind of here's here's the

00:03:06.140 problem you hear it described and it sounds very familiar because this is how all of the fake made of

00:03:11.640 genders are described but this is even so a new innovation listen hello yes i thought i should

00:03:19.200 probably address this comment i identify as gray gender which means i feel ties to certain genders

00:03:27.040 but um it's really hard to describe it's really hard to define for me it's really close to being

00:03:33.720 gender fluid i just don't personally feel like i have strong enough um consistent enough like repeated

00:03:41.360 enough dysphoria to call myself gender fluid and in the end i don't really care how people perceive me

00:03:47.780 hence gray gender that's its definition the thing is sometimes i do feel dysphoria

00:03:53.660 and sometimes it's intense so essentially i will never care what gender of pronouns what gendered

00:04:02.060 compliments what gendered questions um you have for me occasionally i will be feeling a certain set

00:04:08.640 of pronouns more pronouns do not equal gender but for me personally they do thank you for asking

00:04:14.980 oh yeah she doesn't i don't care how you perceive me i'm i'm i'm making this video

00:04:20.160 to tell you all about my self-perceptions and to tell you how you should perceive me but i don't

00:04:25.700 care how you perceive me stop ignoring me ignoring you sometimes i feel this pronoun what the hell does 0.85

00:04:32.680 it mean to feel a pronoun how can you feel i'm feeling a certain i'm feeling very we right now what does

00:04:42.260 that mean okay tell me what that means describe a pronoun feeling of course it's all it's all nonsense

00:04:51.820 and it's all it's not only nonsense but it's the worst kind of nonsense in that it is redundant

00:04:57.560 nonsense it just repeats itself over and over again and all of the uh alternative genders and 0.88

00:05:06.480 the neo pronouns they are they are all described this way it's always the same video of some person

00:05:12.060 usually a woman kind of holding her chin like she's being thoughtful you know this is how i would

00:05:16.480 describe it sometimes i feel this way sometimes i don't oh you're moody in other words okay join the

00:05:22.480 club with every other woman on the planet that's that what you're describing is just you're moody you're 0.99

00:05:26.360 just you have moods actually it's not just women that have moods i tell you men have moods too

00:05:30.620 guess what you don't need your own pronoun for every mood you happen to have

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00:06:30.900 theme that's always the theme uh here's i don't know exactly where this is from i don't think we

00:06:35.480 need a lot of uh background for this some kind of podcast where we've got someone here talking about

00:06:43.280 twerking and she says that twerking look it's not just some person shaking their butt there's

00:06:50.260 something deeper going on with the twerking she explains here shaking is such a primal practice

00:06:57.620 of releasing trauma and somatic blockages and emotions through our body especially our hips

00:07:02.420 our hips now we know is where we store emotions so when you are twerking when you're shimmying

00:07:07.260 you are literally releasing trauma releasing stored emotions from your hips when you're bending your

00:07:13.360 knees you're crouching on the floor you're connecting to earth you're connecting to the

00:07:16.920 womb you're restoring your energy and that's why it's not even just an african dance but in middle

00:07:22.220 eastern dance in latin american dance salsa dance bachata every single dance form has some form of

00:07:28.540 hip movement to it this is also why zebras when they're running away from a lion and they're about

00:07:34.820 to get eaten and they make it into the nick of time they shake their bodies off release the trauma

00:07:40.340 and they come back to homeostasis so i started to realize that as i was doing this i was healing

00:07:45.900 myself through all of these generations of collective trauma that now we know with epigenetics is

00:07:51.720 actually stored within our systems and i realized that twerking shimmying undulating shaking truly

00:07:58.420 is a spiritual practice and now i share it as much as i can

00:08:02.380 oh that's what you're doing that's what strippers are doing i'm sharing my spiritual practices

00:08:09.380 that's all i guess strippers are like expressing their trauma in a certain way that's how they end up 1.00

00:08:14.520 in the strippers pool uh this is all no no actually what you're doing is you're just shaking your ass that's 0.93

00:08:18.700 all that's all you're doing you're whorishly shaking your ass uh and you are it is animalistic in a certain 0.92

00:08:24.220 way you know you're like it's a it's a it's a very primitive animalistic mating ritual if anything

00:08:30.520 uh lots of uh you know i i thought we would get some psychobabble i didn't think that we would get

00:08:37.720 the zoological part of that um where now we're told that um that zebras twerk as a coping mechanism

00:08:45.720 after being chased by the lions don't let the lions know about this you know let's make sure

00:08:51.900 lions don't find out that that's what happens they they're chasing the zebra zebra gets away

00:08:55.960 lion says oh man i gotta go find a different meal little does the lion know that the zebra's just

00:09:00.320 over there in the bushes twerking having a twerk fest so just sneak up take them while they're twerking

00:09:05.720 my god this is where you store your emotions in your hip and if you get close to the ground you

00:09:14.760 release those emotions now i always i don't even when i when i watch a video like this or i see

00:09:20.220 someone spouting absolute absolute gibberish my frustration is is not as much with the person

00:09:27.380 who's spouting the gibberish uh because i you know i'm familiar with that like i'm i there are people

00:09:33.180 out there that just have nothing to say and so they they spout gibberish like i get it i mean i

00:09:38.540 don't get it i can't understand the gibberish but but i understand that those people exist my primary

00:09:42.940 issue is always with the person listening and taking it seriously so the other person in the conversation

00:09:48.200 i blame them most of all when you're sitting there and someone is telling you that you store your

00:09:54.020 emotions in your hips and that twerking allows you to release those emotions into the ground

00:09:59.820 to what so it seeps into the ground and your emotions poison the water supply like how does

00:10:06.320 that work exactly but the person's sitting there and say yeah that makes sense i could totally see

00:10:09.940 that yeah this is a nice excuse though the idea that you you store your emotions somewhere else in

00:10:14.940 your body so if you don't you know i so i don't have a beer gut i just that's where i store my emotions

00:10:20.700 that's that's where i store my ancestral trauma it's all right there in the gut all right i can't even i

00:10:28.720 actually had one more thing to play and i'm not even gonna do it i can't do it i think we've seen

00:10:32.160 enough

The Matt Walsh Show - January 21, 2023

Matt Walsh Reacts To Viral TikTok's

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