Matt Walsh Reacts To Viral TikTok's
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A new strain of covid has arrived and it s not the same as the old ones, a new gender has been added to the list of fake made-up genders, and a new pronoun has been introduced.
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so here's something from jimmy fallon show from the tonight show he
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is i guess trying to do a comedy skit about the new covid variant that's actually hilarious
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in fairness i suppose it's like it's maybe not easy to think of funny jokes about a covid variant
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but you're a comedian so that's what you're supposed to be able to do i don't have to think
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of jokes i'm not the comedian you are instead of thinking of jokes this is what jimmy fallon did
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let's play this there was alpha then delta then omicron x but this latest variant might be the
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best it's xvb.1.5 another brand of covid19 has arrived it's a new strain but it isn't the same
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sounds more like elon musk's name it's xvb.1.5 not ub40 who sings red red wine put on your mask when
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you're inside a facility it could be a robot from a star wars trilogy it's xvb.1.5 not omg or mp3 or tcby
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or an old car made by a really hot guy sounds like the password of your parents wi-fi it's xvb.1.5
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you gotta feel bad for the band there they're not into it they realize it's not even a good like
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we gotta we have to there have to be laws there's no other way around this
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there gotta be laws okay there have to be laws against being this unfunny uh it's the criminal
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penalties are the only way that i can see to really solve this problem this is it shouldn't
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be legal to be this aggressively unfunny and you have a comedy show my god and it's not even a good
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song so i think this i don't watch any of the late night shows but this is basically jimmy
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fallon this is his shtick this has always been a shtick but he does a lot of musical stuff and uh
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what's the other guy that's that's leaving his show i can't even remember their names anymore
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uh same thing for him like that's that's what all the comp that's what all the late night shows
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are now they're just like doing it's a musical act and usually that's a way around trying to be
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funny well we'll just do a musical act instead okay if you're gonna go that route i'd rather you
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just tell jokes that are funny but if you're gonna go the musical at least make it a good song a song
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that sounds passable as an actual song that wasn't even that that was like high school talent show
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level really bad stuff but it's all part and parcel of the problem of uh of you know a whole
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profession of comedians and very few of them actually know how to do comedy now moving on
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also i also had to had this this is a new gender this is kind of a breaking news i suppose there's
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a new gender that has been added to the list now i think this is new it kind of here's here's the
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problem you hear it described and it sounds very familiar because this is how all of the fake made of
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genders are described but this is even so a new innovation listen hello yes i thought i should
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probably address this comment i identify as gray gender which means i feel ties to certain genders
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but um it's really hard to describe it's really hard to define for me it's really close to being
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gender fluid i just don't personally feel like i have strong enough um consistent enough like repeated
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enough dysphoria to call myself gender fluid and in the end i don't really care how people perceive me
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hence gray gender that's its definition the thing is sometimes i do feel dysphoria
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and sometimes it's intense so essentially i will never care what gender of pronouns what gendered
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compliments what gendered questions um you have for me occasionally i will be feeling a certain set
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of pronouns more pronouns do not equal gender but for me personally they do thank you for asking
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oh yeah she doesn't i don't care how you perceive me i'm i'm i'm making this video
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to tell you all about my self-perceptions and to tell you how you should perceive me but i don't
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care how you perceive me stop ignoring me ignoring you sometimes i feel this pronoun what the hell does
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it mean to feel a pronoun how can you feel i'm feeling a certain i'm feeling very we right now what does
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that mean okay tell me what that means describe a pronoun feeling of course it's all it's all nonsense
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and it's all it's not only nonsense but it's the worst kind of nonsense in that it is redundant
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nonsense it just repeats itself over and over again and all of the uh alternative genders and
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the neo pronouns they are they are all described this way it's always the same video of some person
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usually a woman kind of holding her chin like she's being thoughtful you know this is how i would
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describe it sometimes i feel this way sometimes i don't oh you're moody in other words okay join the
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club with every other woman on the planet that's that what you're describing is just you're moody you're
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just you have moods actually it's not just women that have moods i tell you men have moods too
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guess what you don't need your own pronoun for every mood you happen to have
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theme that's always the theme uh here's i don't know exactly where this is from i don't think we
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need a lot of uh background for this some kind of podcast where we've got someone here talking about
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twerking and she says that twerking look it's not just some person shaking their butt there's
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something deeper going on with the twerking she explains here shaking is such a primal practice
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of releasing trauma and somatic blockages and emotions through our body especially our hips
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our hips now we know is where we store emotions so when you are twerking when you're shimmying
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you are literally releasing trauma releasing stored emotions from your hips when you're bending your
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knees you're crouching on the floor you're connecting to earth you're connecting to the
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womb you're restoring your energy and that's why it's not even just an african dance but in middle
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eastern dance in latin american dance salsa dance bachata every single dance form has some form of
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hip movement to it this is also why zebras when they're running away from a lion and they're about
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to get eaten and they make it into the nick of time they shake their bodies off release the trauma
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and they come back to homeostasis so i started to realize that as i was doing this i was healing
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myself through all of these generations of collective trauma that now we know with epigenetics is
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actually stored within our systems and i realized that twerking shimmying undulating shaking truly
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is a spiritual practice and now i share it as much as i can
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oh that's what you're doing that's what strippers are doing i'm sharing my spiritual practices
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that's all i guess strippers are like expressing their trauma in a certain way that's how they end up
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in the strippers pool uh this is all no no actually what you're doing is you're just shaking your ass that's
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all that's all you're doing you're whorishly shaking your ass uh and you are it is animalistic in a certain
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way you know you're like it's a it's a it's a very primitive animalistic mating ritual if anything
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uh lots of uh you know i i thought we would get some psychobabble i didn't think that we would get
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the zoological part of that um where now we're told that um that zebras twerk as a coping mechanism
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after being chased by the lions don't let the lions know about this you know let's make sure
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lions don't find out that that's what happens they they're chasing the zebra zebra gets away
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lion says oh man i gotta go find a different meal little does the lion know that the zebra's just
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over there in the bushes twerking having a twerk fest so just sneak up take them while they're twerking
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my god this is where you store your emotions in your hip and if you get close to the ground you
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release those emotions now i always i don't even when i when i watch a video like this or i see
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someone spouting absolute absolute gibberish my frustration is is not as much with the person
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who's spouting the gibberish uh because i you know i'm familiar with that like i'm i there are people
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out there that just have nothing to say and so they they spout gibberish like i get it i mean i
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don't get it i can't understand the gibberish but but i understand that those people exist my primary
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issue is always with the person listening and taking it seriously so the other person in the conversation
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i blame them most of all when you're sitting there and someone is telling you that you store your
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emotions in your hips and that twerking allows you to release those emotions into the ground
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to what so it seeps into the ground and your emotions poison the water supply like how does
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that work exactly but the person's sitting there and say yeah that makes sense i could totally see
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that yeah this is a nice excuse though the idea that you you store your emotions somewhere else in
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your body so if you don't you know i so i don't have a beer gut i just that's where i store my emotions
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that's that's where i store my ancestral trauma it's all right there in the gut all right i can't even i
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actually had one more thing to play and i'm not even gonna do it i can't do it i think we've seen