The Matt Walsh Show - September 09, 2023


Matt Walsh Reads Mean Tweets

Topics
cuck insult
Hosted by
Matt Walsh
Mentioned
McKenna Holly Antifa Geez
Ep. 1218 - Why The Most Powerful Forces In Society Want You To Be Single, Childless, and Selfish Ep. 1219 - Tyrannical Leftist Woman Tries To Abolish The Second Amendment

Episode Stats


Length

9 minutes

Words per minute

191.83

Word count

1,784

Sentence count

188

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

sentences flagged

Toxicity

59

sentences flagged

Hate speech

6

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

In this episode, we read some mean tweets written about me by people who don't even know me, and try to make sense of it all. Also, we talk about IPAs, baby back bitches, and why I don't drink them.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Topics generated with Qwen2.5-3B-Instruct.
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00:00:01.000 Jesus. Wait, is that a real picture?
00:00:03.000 I think it's a real photo of a deer.
00:00:10.000 Twitter is already the best version of itself.
00:00:13.000 You may not even like Twitter, but the best version of Twitter is Twitter.
00:00:23.000 Today's fun, important content.
00:00:25.000 We're going to be looking at some mean tweets,
00:00:27.000 people that have said very mean things about me.
00:00:31.000 I guess we thought that I don't have enough negativity in my life
00:00:35.000 and my self-esteem is too high, so we're just going to spend some time
00:00:38.000 reading some horrible things people said about me.
00:00:40.000 Now, the great thing is that there are so many mean tweets about me
00:00:44.000 and so many people saying such horrible things.
00:00:46.000 McKenna, you compiled these tweets, right?
00:00:49.000 The McKenna... Holly, okay.
00:00:51.000 Well, Holly and McKenna together compiled these tweets
00:00:54.000 and I'm going to assume that whatever these tweets say,
00:00:58.000 it's really what they think because they're picking the tweets
00:01:01.000 that resonate the most with them in a certain way.
00:01:04.000 So, no pressure on them at all.
00:01:07.000 All right, let's go to the first tweet.
00:01:08.000 This is from Miss Met.
00:01:10.000 It says,
00:01:11.000 Geez, imagine being Matt Walsh. 1.00
00:01:13.000 It has to suck. 0.99
00:01:15.000 Really, McKenna? 0.99
00:01:16.000 Wow.
00:01:17.000 Yeah, it is.
00:01:18.000 It's a terrible thing.
00:01:19.000 I know.
00:01:20.000 Beautiful wife.
00:01:21.000 Successful in my career.
00:01:22.000 Six beautiful kids.
00:01:24.000 Make more than enough money to provide for a family of eight.
00:01:26.000 It's a terrible thing.
00:01:27.000 It's a terrible lot in life.
00:01:29.000 You would not want this in your life at all.
00:01:31.000 So, you're absolutely...
00:01:32.000 I can't disagree with that. 1.00
00:01:34.000 Matt Walsh is such a baby back bitch. 1.00
00:01:36.000 Shut the up, you stupid ass loser. 1.00
00:01:39.000 Baby back bitch. 1.00
00:01:40.000 Is that a thing? 1.00
00:01:41.000 Is that slang?
00:01:42.000 Is that...
00:01:43.000 See, I'm so out of the loop that I don't know...
00:01:45.000 You can make up slang when you're talking to me or about me and I wouldn't know.
00:01:49.000 So, I don't know.
00:01:50.000 Did he just make that up? 1.00
00:01:51.000 Baby back bitch. 1.00
00:01:52.000 I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, bitch. 1.00
00:01:56.000 Or is that a thing that the kids say? 1.00
00:01:58.000 I don't particularly know.
00:02:07.000 I kind of like it.
00:02:08.000 It flows off the tongue.
00:02:09.000 I might start using that. 0.99
00:02:10.000 I might start calling people baby back bitches. 1.00
00:02:12.000 Matt Walsh looks like a Muppet, but a Muppet that was designed to make people go, 1.00
00:02:16.000 what the f*** happened to this Muppet? 0.98
00:02:19.000 You know, I want to disagree with that. 0.99
00:02:21.000 And I was about to.
00:02:22.000 I was about to say, I don't look like a Muppet. 0.68
00:02:24.000 You look like a Muppet.
00:02:25.000 And I was about to say that.
00:02:26.000 But then I remembered that someone literally did make a Muppet out of me.
00:02:31.000 And it looks strikingly similar.
00:02:34.000 And look, I don't take that as an insult.
00:02:36.000 Some Muppets are quite attractive, you might say.
00:02:39.000 And so, I mean, I don't think that, but some people might.
00:02:43.000 What I hate most about Matt Walsh, a**hole proficiency aside,
00:02:48.000 has to be he looks like you'd sit near him at a brewery and think, 0.99
00:02:51.000 oh, f***, oh, God, I bet this a**hole's drinking IPA. 0.99
00:02:55.000 And then he is. 1.00
00:02:56.000 And then you think, oh, f***, oh, God, I bet he's going to tell me about it. 0.99
00:02:59.000 And then he does. 0.98
00:03:01.000 You're right about the first part.
00:03:04.000 Definitely drinking the IPAs.
00:03:05.000 Not the second.
00:03:06.000 I'm not the guy that's going to strike up a conversation with you at the bar.
00:03:10.000 I used to very much be the guy that'd just sit alone at the bar
00:03:13.000 and not talk to anyone.
00:03:14.000 Just staring silently and drinking the IPA.
00:03:19.000 Yes, I'm that guy.
00:03:21.000 So you're wrong about the second part.
00:03:23.000 The first part, you're correct.
00:03:24.000 But also, I don't understand the whole thing.
00:03:26.000 Oh, I bet you drink IPAs.
00:03:27.000 Like it's an insult.
00:03:28.000 It is.
00:03:29.000 Yeah, I like beer that tastes good.
00:03:31.000 You caught me.
00:03:32.000 I don't think it means what you think it means.
00:03:34.000 You got me?
00:03:35.000 Is that supposed, I don't, why is that an insult?
00:03:38.000 IPA objectively, just the best quality beer you could find.
00:03:42.000 It's beer that actually tastes like beer.
00:03:44.000 Oh, I bet you're the kind of guy who enjoys when you drink a beverage
00:03:48.000 for it to taste like it's supposed to taste.
00:03:51.000 Sure. 0.97
00:03:52.000 I guess I just think Matt Walsh is too ugly to have opinions. 0.97
00:03:56.000 Hmm. 0.98
00:03:57.000 I mean, I would make the argument that the uglier you are, I mean, you could make the argument 0.98
00:04:01.000 that the uglier you are, the more your opinions have some validity to them. 0.98
00:04:05.000 Because when you're too attractive, you know, you have an easier path in life, less, the path 0.97
00:04:11.000 of less resistance. 1.00
00:04:13.000 Like you can get by with being stupid. 1.00
00:04:15.000 But if you're not saddled with that burden, then you have to get by on your wits and your intelligence. 1.00
00:04:20.000 So that's my argument there.
00:04:22.000 I think that because I'm ugly, my opinions are even more valid.
00:04:27.000 Is that what he calls it?
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00:05:16.000 All the leftists I know are total smoke shows, 0.97
00:05:19.000 while every single conservative dude looks like a sentient bag of wet hair. 0.99
00:05:23.000 I don't. 0.74
00:05:24.000 Come on.
00:05:25.000 If you think that most conservatives look like a sentient bag of wet hair, 0.84
00:05:28.000 okay, whatever. 0.96
00:05:29.000 The leftists you know are smoke shows?
00:05:32.000 Do you mean like smoke shows as in they look like burn victims?
00:05:35.000 Is that what you mean?
00:05:37.000 Because, hey, what leftists are you looking at?
00:05:40.000 Look at any Antifa rally.
00:05:41.000 Okay, look at any rally of trans activists.
00:05:44.000 And where are the smoke shows?
00:05:46.000 Like, let's be realistic about this.
00:05:48.000 I'm not saying that every conservative is a 10 out of 10 on the physical attractiveness scale,
00:05:53.000 but let's be real here.
00:05:55.000 What you're telling me is that you're blind,
00:05:57.000 and so then that really mitigates the effectiveness of the second part of the insult.
00:06:02.000 So just a little tip. 0.99
00:06:03.000 Matt Walsh is an ugly person. 0.99
00:06:05.000 I might agree with some of his takes, but he is unnecessarily hateful 0.99
00:06:08.000 and goes out of his way to be so.
00:06:10.000 So I'm really noticing some themes with these mean tweets,
00:06:14.000 is that they're all about how ugly I am.
00:06:16.000 Like I said, I think we're learning some things.
00:06:18.000 We're learning some things about the folks at work here
00:06:20.000 and how they feel about me personally.
00:06:22.000 Unless it really is true that every mean thing is said about me on Twitter
00:06:26.000 is all centered around how ugly I am.
00:06:28.000 Maybe that's true. 0.98
00:06:29.000 There hasn't been a single tweet yet that says Matt's a bigoted transphobe racist.
00:06:34.000 That's like 99% of them.
00:06:36.000 So what they did, Holly and McKenna, they said, no, no, no, we're not going to do those
00:06:40.000 because that's not going to offend him enough.
00:06:41.000 Let's actually try to hurt his feelings.
00:06:43.000 Let's go for the ones that are really going to get to him.
00:06:46.000 That's it.
00:06:47.000 I respect it.
00:06:48.000 You're both still fired, but I respect it. 0.97
00:06:50.000 I don't like to comment on people's looks, but Matt Walsh is so hideously ugly. 0.96
00:06:53.000 Wow. 0.99
00:06:54.000 This was mean tweets, not just Matt Walsh is ugly.
00:06:57.000 That wasn't the bit that we agreed on.
00:07:00.000 You know, we had a meeting where we were pitching different ideas for content
00:07:04.000 and no one said, hey, let's do a video where you spend 10 minutes reading tweets about how ugly you are. 0.92
00:07:10.000 That was not exactly how this idea was presented originally.
00:07:14.000 I'm not saying I would have said no to that idea, but you know, let's be honest about it.
00:07:18.000 Working on a documentary about Matt Walsh, it's titled, What is a Cuck?
00:07:22.000 All right.
00:07:23.000 So that's a little something different.
00:07:24.000 You haven't heard the cuck insult in a while. 0.91
00:07:26.000 Soy boy, cuck, simp. 0.99
00:07:28.000 You're the lowest of the low. 1.00
00:07:30.000 The person's name is at born miserable. 0.98
00:07:32.000 So this person is living up to their title.
00:07:34.000 Usually when you hear that word thrown around in the past, this is like, that's a right wing insult.
00:07:38.000 And now it seems like the left has tried to claim that insult, but they got in a little bit late and nobody uses it anymore.
00:07:43.000 And let's see, did I skip one?
00:07:45.000 I think I did, but I'm doing this on my phone.
00:07:47.000 So I can't even keep track of the ones that I've looked at. 0.99
00:07:49.000 Finally, it's going to be so awesome when Matt Walsh's wife finally divorces him and writes a tell all book about what a sick, twisted, creepy, angry, dumb, perverted, little micro fascist face he is. 0.99
00:08:01.000 I mean, that's really threw it all in there. 0.99
00:08:07.000 That's that's one long sentence.
00:08:08.000 A little bit of it.
00:08:09.000 But, you know, I give you credit.
00:08:10.000 It's a long sentence.
00:08:11.000 A lot of words. 1.00
00:08:12.000 Ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, hopeless. 0.99
00:08:16.000 But grammatically it works and it's not really a run on sentence. 0.99
00:08:19.000 And I will give you some credit for that.
00:08:22.000 However, oh, thank you.
00:08:26.000 Thank you.
00:08:27.000 Well, we're at the we're at the end of the video now.
00:08:30.000 So they use this earlier.
00:08:33.000 I don't cry on camera.
00:08:35.000 That's when this is over.
00:08:36.000 I'm going to go in a corner somewhere and weep bitterly.
00:08:41.000 The only problem is a common theme with leftist insults is that they really, you know, they just want is I know you're going to divorce. 0.68
00:08:51.000 You're in a miserable marriage.
00:08:52.000 It's it's your family is going to fall apart.
00:08:55.000 Like, no, I'm sorry to disappoint you.
00:08:57.000 But actually, happy marriage, happy family. 0.98
00:09:01.000 We're not all miserable, lonely losers like you. 0.93
00:09:06.000 That's a particular issue that you have that doesn't apply to everyone. 0.95
00:09:09.000 So I'm sorry to disappoint you.
00:09:11.000 But it was a nice attempt anyway, and I can appreciate that.
00:09:13.000 All right.
00:09:14.000 So that's all the horrible things people said about me.
00:09:15.000 And I guess I'm going to go now.
00:09:17.000 Thanks.