Matt Walsh Reads Mean Tweets
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Summary
In this episode, we read some mean tweets written about me by people who don't even know me, and try to make sense of it all. Also, we talk about IPAs, baby back bitches, and why I don't drink them.
Transcript
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You may not even like Twitter, but the best version of Twitter is Twitter.
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people that have said very mean things about me.
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I guess we thought that I don't have enough negativity in my life
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and my self-esteem is too high, so we're just going to spend some time
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reading some horrible things people said about me.
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Now, the great thing is that there are so many mean tweets about me
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and so many people saying such horrible things.
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Well, Holly and McKenna together compiled these tweets
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and I'm going to assume that whatever these tweets say,
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it's really what they think because they're picking the tweets
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that resonate the most with them in a certain way.
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Make more than enough money to provide for a family of eight.
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See, I'm so out of the loop that I don't know...
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You can make up slang when you're talking to me or about me and I wouldn't know.
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I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, bitch.
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I might start calling people baby back bitches.
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Matt Walsh looks like a Muppet, but a Muppet that was designed to make people go,
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I was about to say, I don't look like a Muppet.
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But then I remembered that someone literally did make a Muppet out of me.
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Some Muppets are quite attractive, you might say.
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And so, I mean, I don't think that, but some people might.
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What I hate most about Matt Walsh, a**hole proficiency aside,
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has to be he looks like you'd sit near him at a brewery and think,
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oh, f***, oh, God, I bet this a**hole's drinking IPA.
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And then you think, oh, f***, oh, God, I bet he's going to tell me about it.
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I'm not the guy that's going to strike up a conversation with you at the bar.
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I used to very much be the guy that'd just sit alone at the bar
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I don't think it means what you think it means.
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Is that supposed, I don't, why is that an insult?
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IPA objectively, just the best quality beer you could find.
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Oh, I bet you're the kind of guy who enjoys when you drink a beverage
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I guess I just think Matt Walsh is too ugly to have opinions.
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I mean, I would make the argument that the uglier you are, I mean, you could make the argument
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that the uglier you are, the more your opinions have some validity to them.
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Because when you're too attractive, you know, you have an easier path in life, less, the path
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But if you're not saddled with that burden, then you have to get by on your wits and your intelligence.
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I think that because I'm ugly, my opinions are even more valid.
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while every single conservative dude looks like a sentient bag of wet hair.
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If you think that most conservatives look like a sentient bag of wet hair,
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Do you mean like smoke shows as in they look like burn victims?
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Because, hey, what leftists are you looking at?
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I'm not saying that every conservative is a 10 out of 10 on the physical attractiveness scale,
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and so then that really mitigates the effectiveness of the second part of the insult.
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I might agree with some of his takes, but he is unnecessarily hateful
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So I'm really noticing some themes with these mean tweets,
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Like I said, I think we're learning some things.
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We're learning some things about the folks at work here
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Unless it really is true that every mean thing is said about me on Twitter
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There hasn't been a single tweet yet that says Matt's a bigoted transphobe racist.
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So what they did, Holly and McKenna, they said, no, no, no, we're not going to do those
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Let's go for the ones that are really going to get to him.
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I don't like to comment on people's looks, but Matt Walsh is so hideously ugly.
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This was mean tweets, not just Matt Walsh is ugly.
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You know, we had a meeting where we were pitching different ideas for content
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and no one said, hey, let's do a video where you spend 10 minutes reading tweets about how ugly you are.
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That was not exactly how this idea was presented originally.
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I'm not saying I would have said no to that idea, but you know, let's be honest about it.
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Working on a documentary about Matt Walsh, it's titled, What is a Cuck?
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Usually when you hear that word thrown around in the past, this is like, that's a right wing insult.
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And now it seems like the left has tried to claim that insult, but they got in a little bit late and nobody uses it anymore.
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So I can't even keep track of the ones that I've looked at.
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Finally, it's going to be so awesome when Matt Walsh's wife finally divorces him and writes a tell all book about what a sick, twisted, creepy, angry, dumb, perverted, little micro fascist face he is.
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Ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, hopeless.
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But grammatically it works and it's not really a run on sentence.
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Well, we're at the we're at the end of the video now.
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I'm going to go in a corner somewhere and weep bitterly.
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The only problem is a common theme with leftist insults is that they really, you know, they just want is I know you're going to divorce.
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We're not all miserable, lonely losers like you.
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That's a particular issue that you have that doesn't apply to everyone.
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But it was a nice attempt anyway, and I can appreciate that.
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So that's all the horrible things people said about me.