The Matt Walsh Show - January 01, 2021


Matt Walsh Tries to Laugh at Feminist Comedian Hannah Gadsby! (WARNING： 99% Will Fail)

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A few weeks ago, we began a journey together, I want to laugh at a feminist comedian, not at them. I mean, I can laugh at them, but with them, you will fail. So first we tried Samantha Bee. That was a miserable failure. So today we're bringing out the big guns, Hannah Gadsby.

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00:00:00.000 Hey everybody, this is Matt.
00:00:01.180 What you're about to listen to is from my Try to Laugh series
00:00:03.820 in which I take on the challenge, the difficult challenge
00:00:06.320 of trying to laugh at a feminist comedian. 0.99
00:00:08.520 You can subscribe to my YouTube page
00:00:09.960 at youtube.com slash the Matt Wall Show
00:00:12.080 so you can watch the entire series.
00:00:14.240 A few weeks ago, we began a journey together.
00:00:17.120 I want to laugh at a feminist comedian, not at them. 1.00
00:00:21.020 I mean, I can laugh at them.
00:00:22.760 That's very easy to do, but with them.
00:00:24.960 I want to find a funny joke told by a feminist comedian 0.99
00:00:27.940 and laugh at it.
00:00:29.400 You will fail.
00:00:36.060 That's my goal in life.
00:00:37.220 That's the only thing I want to achieve before I die.
00:00:39.540 I've done everything else that I want to do, sadly enough.
00:00:43.020 This is the last thing.
00:00:44.280 So first we tried Samantha Bee.
00:00:45.900 That was a miserable failure.
00:00:47.620 It didn't work out.
00:00:48.440 So today we're going to bring out the big guns.
00:00:50.120 Hannah Gadsby.
00:00:51.140 Okay, Hannah Gadsby is the acclaimed, beloved, critical darling,
00:00:54.940 the best feminist comedian currently on the scene, I'm told. 0.92
00:00:57.880 So we're going to watch some of her clips and see if we can do this.
00:01:01.460 You know, can I laugh at a Hannah Gadsby joke?
00:01:04.120 Can we laugh?
00:01:05.880 Let's find out together.
00:01:07.060 Come along, friends.
00:01:09.400 Forget I did that.
00:01:10.320 Sorry.
00:01:10.520 Now I want to tell you a story about a terrible conversation I had at the dog park once.
00:01:19.940 This bloke just walks up to me.
00:01:21.540 I mean, he had a dog.
00:01:22.380 He wasn't just being creepy.
00:01:23.380 He had context.
00:01:25.280 And I want to tell you this.
00:01:26.320 It's not pertinent to the story, but I want you to know his dog had shoes on.
00:01:30.180 And his dog did not want to have shoes on.
00:01:35.340 Like, because he was doing that, like, and it was a whippet situation.
00:01:39.240 And they're shaky at the best of times.
00:01:41.040 We don't know why.
00:01:41.820 Are they cold?
00:01:42.340 Are they nervous?
00:01:42.860 We don't know.
00:01:43.300 But it was like just, it was a lot.
00:01:45.320 Now, it's not important to the story, but it was a lot in my periphery.
00:01:48.220 So I just want you to know added stress.
00:01:52.100 Okay.
00:01:52.860 Well, you know, a dog with shoes.
00:01:54.700 That's, see, that's kind of funny.
00:01:56.680 I'm not a laugh thing.
00:01:58.240 I'm not going to, you know, not laughing level.
00:02:00.860 But, I mean, actually seeing the dog with shoes, that would get a laugh at me.
00:02:04.440 If she had a picture she could have showed us, the visual probably would have helped. 0.79
00:02:09.340 But simply mentioning the dog with shoes isn't enough.
00:02:12.660 But I'm on the verge of laughing, okay?
00:02:16.720 The dog with shoes.
00:02:17.840 Okay, she's loosened me up a little bit.
00:02:20.340 I'm ready to laugh.
00:02:21.440 I want to laugh.
00:02:22.180 I'm in a laughing mood now.
00:02:23.400 I'm thinking about dogs with shoes.
00:02:25.160 And now she just has to go in for the kill. 0.99
00:02:27.380 So let's see what she's got.
00:02:29.560 Now, this was my friend's icebreaker.
00:02:32.720 We'd never met.
00:02:33.400 This was his icebreaker.
00:02:34.340 He said, did you know it takes less muscles to smile than frown?
00:02:42.880 Now, the men in the audience are sitting there going, oh, you've experienced an isolated incident. 0.99
00:02:49.520 And the women are sitting there going, oh, for fuck's sake. 1.00
00:02:56.100 And non-binary folk are like, is that a hard day for you, is it? 1.00
00:03:03.780 Damn it. 1.00
00:03:04.980 She squandered it. 1.00
00:03:05.980 You squandered it, Hannah.
00:03:07.440 I was ready to laugh.
00:03:08.640 I was.
00:03:09.060 You had me.
00:03:09.560 You had me.
00:03:11.460 Why, Hannah? 0.97
00:03:12.640 Why?
00:03:13.000 I mean, now she's going into the absolutely insufferable feminist harangue about being 1.00
00:03:18.100 told to smile.
00:03:19.840 And of course, she throws in the thing about non-binary folks because, you know, she can't 1.00
00:03:24.480 make a man versus woman joke without acknowledging the invented non-binary category.
00:03:29.440 And that's good, obviously, because diversity, inclusion, political correctness, all the stuff
00:03:34.640 that makes comedy great.
00:03:36.540 Okay.
00:03:37.060 Dare I even continue playing this?
00:03:39.060 I have a bad feeling now.
00:03:40.120 I just, before I was filled with hope, dog with shoes, now she's going into the feminist 1.00
00:03:45.080 thing.
00:03:45.820 I should have been prepared for this.
00:03:47.240 It is a feminist comedian after all. 1.00
00:03:48.940 I wasn't ready, it turns out.
00:03:51.360 I'll play a little bit more.
00:03:52.560 Let's see how much more we can stomach. 1.00
00:03:54.560 Now, as far as icebreakers go, it's a fucking shit one. 1.00
00:03:57.840 Basically, what he's saying is, your face is wrong. 1.00
00:04:00.140 Can you change it?
00:04:01.340 Like, honestly, and even if I was giving the benefit of the doubt, right, and truly believe
00:04:06.460 that energy consumption was his chief concern, that he was just looking at me going, if
00:04:11.960 only she knew.
00:04:14.260 She could live her best life.
00:04:15.820 She could get so much more out of a day.
00:04:17.300 If only she knew.
00:04:18.180 Like, even if I believe that, the thing is, I was neither smiling nor frowning. 0.96
00:04:22.700 My face was neutral, which takes fuck all muscles. 0.52
00:04:26.660 Like, and now I am aware that my neutral face is not particularly chipper. 0.95
00:04:32.360 Like, I do look like someone stabbed a potato with a spoon upside down.
00:04:36.260 Honestly, like, no muscles.
00:04:42.880 Neutral. 1.00
00:04:43.680 Now, I have resting bitch face. 1.00
00:04:45.460 That's what it's called. 1.00
00:04:46.180 It's what's colloquially known as resting bitch face. 1.00
00:04:48.600 Only women have resting bitch face. 1.00
00:04:50.780 Men simply have very important thoughts you best not interrupt them having. 0.99
00:04:54.120 Like, honestly, no one has ever gone up to a man while he's a stranger and gone, cheer
00:04:59.500 up.
00:04:59.780 Love may never happen.
00:05:01.080 No.
00:05:02.060 Okay.
00:05:02.760 I just, uh, I can't.
00:05:04.000 This, this, I mean, I'm waiting for the joke here.
00:05:07.240 I'm waiting.
00:05:07.720 The, the potato.
00:05:08.840 What is that?
00:05:09.500 I potato with a fork in it upside down.
00:05:13.440 I don't know.
00:05:14.460 Um, she is a community comedian, right?
00:05:17.280 So this, there's supposed to be some humor, but it's not really happening.
00:05:20.080 Instead, she's just venting about a perceived personal slight.
00:05:24.120 I feel like this is 2003 and I'm, I'm listening to somebody read their live journal entry to
00:05:28.400 me out loud.
00:05:29.340 And can I just say for the record, for all you women out there, just so you know, a little
00:05:34.780 bit of mansplaining.
00:05:35.820 Okay.
00:05:37.160 Actually, you are not being specially targeted when people tell you to smile.
00:05:41.180 You really aren't.
00:05:42.420 Men do get the same thing all the time. 0.93
00:05:45.060 So Hannah says, no one would ever say this to a man.
00:05:47.720 Yes, they would.
00:05:48.680 And actually they do.
00:05:50.280 People say it to me all the time.
00:05:52.160 If you can imagine, I don't like it.
00:05:54.520 It's annoying.
00:05:55.260 But then again, I don't like it when anyone says anything to me about anything ever.
00:05:58.420 So I'm not the best judge.
00:06:00.060 But the only reason why you ladies think that the smile thing is sexist and that you're being 1.00
00:06:05.960 specially targeted is that you ladies are the only ones whining about it. 1.00
00:06:10.260 Now I'm going to go off on my own harangue.
00:06:12.320 There are many things that feminists complain about where they think that women are the only 1.00
00:06:15.760 ones that deal with it.
00:06:17.400 No, it's not that women are the only ones that deal with it.
00:06:19.360 It's just that women are the only ones who complain about it all the time. 1.00
00:06:22.620 Everybody else, we just keep it to ourselves.
00:06:25.600 So, you know, when someone says that to a man, we just shrug it off and go about our day.
00:06:30.280 Meanwhile, someone says it to Hannah Gadsby and she does a Netflix special about it.
00:06:35.400 My God, this is pettiness on steroids. 0.99
00:06:37.880 And I say that as someone who has written multiple thousand plus word articles complaining
00:06:43.120 about people who don't put their shopping carts away in grocery store parking lots.
00:06:46.400 There is no greater evidence of the of the disintegration of human society than shopping
00:06:52.240 carts that people just leave all over a parking lot.
00:06:55.300 So I know something about petty whining and this outdoes even me.
00:06:59.120 All right, let's let's try another one.
00:07:02.900 I can put a stand in because I won't hold things this shape anymore.
00:07:08.820 I know who I am.
00:07:10.700 I know my strengths. 0.89
00:07:13.080 Because she's a she's a lesbian. 1.00
00:07:15.180 I don't know.
00:07:15.620 Did you get it?
00:07:16.440 Did you get the joke there?
00:07:18.160 It's the no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:20.400 Hold on.
00:07:21.040 Listen, listen, just stop.
00:07:22.320 Did you get it?
00:07:23.160 I don't think you got it. 0.97
00:07:24.020 It's she's a lesbian. 1.00
00:07:25.500 So she only mentions it 19 times per minute when she's on stage.
00:07:29.480 So you might you might not have picked up on it.
00:07:31.260 Lesbians. 1.00
00:07:31.960 Lesbians. 1.00
00:07:32.640 Lesbians. 1.00
00:07:33.260 Lesbians. 1.00
00:07:33.900 Lesbians. 1.00
00:07:34.540 Lesbians. 1.00
00:07:35.300 But yeah, she is a lesbian. 1.00
00:07:36.940 That's the joke there. 0.99
00:07:37.680 So let's continue.
00:07:39.720 I'm not good at representing.
00:07:42.080 I haven't even read the agenda. 0.76
00:07:45.600 I haven't read the gay agenda.
00:07:47.300 I keep hearing rumors and I think, no, I don't want to know.
00:07:51.340 It sounds bad.
00:07:54.820 It sounds like I might be in Slytherin.
00:07:56.840 Now, hang on.
00:08:00.720 Wait a second.
00:08:01.540 I'm.
00:08:03.260 I'm sorry.
00:08:03.980 I don't mean to get into conspiracy theories here.
00:08:06.260 Conspiracy theories.
00:08:07.100 But I simply don't believe.
00:08:09.220 That the audience is laughing that hard at that joke.
00:08:14.320 I don't.
00:08:15.140 There is no way.
00:08:17.520 It's a Harry.
00:08:18.060 It's a Harry Potter reference, right?
00:08:20.160 This is how in touch I am with the youth of today.
00:08:23.920 Slytherin's a Harry. 0.99
00:08:24.580 So there is no way that a Harry Potter reference could cause someone to break into uncontrollable fits of laughter.
00:08:31.160 I don't.
00:08:31.600 I don't believe it.
00:08:33.060 The physical reaction doesn't make sense.
00:08:35.640 It would be like if someone responded with orgasmic delight after taking a bite out of a, out of like a graham cracker or something.
00:08:45.260 There's no way that a graham cracker could elicit that sort of response.
00:08:48.800 Unless you were starving in the desert for two weeks and then you had a graham cracker.
00:08:52.240 Then maybe it would have that kind of reaction.
00:08:53.860 So were these people, were they locked in a dungeon and not allowed to laugh on pain of torture for two years?
00:09:00.460 And then could that explain it?
00:09:02.620 Because then I guess you'd be so pleased that you're allowed to laugh that you would laugh even at a Hannah Gadsby Harry Potter reference.
00:09:08.060 So maybe that's the secret of her success.
00:09:09.920 That she requires her audience to be chained in a dungeon for 24 months prior to attending her performance.
00:09:15.600 I don't know.
00:09:16.100 You know, a lot of people, people have different theories.
00:09:18.260 That's mine.
00:09:19.180 Who knows?
00:09:20.780 Anyway, all I'm saying is that I actually want to laugh.
00:09:24.200 And that, that is not, this is called try to laugh.
00:09:28.360 And I'm trying to laugh, but I can't laugh at that.
00:09:30.800 At least not, at least not that much.
00:09:33.000 The most that that joke could really get out of a normal person is sort of like a,
00:09:37.920 Oh, Harry Potter.
00:09:40.080 Oh, from Harry Potter.
00:09:40.880 Right.
00:09:41.400 Sure.
00:09:41.720 Sure.
00:09:42.020 Yeah.
00:09:42.260 I get it.
00:09:42.760 Yeah.
00:09:43.020 Funny.
00:09:43.660 Funny.
00:09:44.300 That's one of those jokes where you just, you, you have to say your reaction because you can't actually exhibit it.
00:09:49.200 Oh, funny.
00:09:49.780 Sure.
00:09:50.800 Yeah.
00:09:51.040 Harry Potter.
00:09:51.500 All right.
00:09:52.440 I'm going to give up on this one as I am rapidly giving up on life itself.
00:09:56.860 Let's give this a shot.
00:09:57.680 Uh, but in all the debate about, uh, homosexuality, um, no one ever really talked about the lesbians.
00:10:07.880 Lesbian.
00:10:08.780 Uh, did you, did you pick up on, do I have to play it again?
00:10:12.080 Just as a reminder? 0.98
00:10:13.640 Lesbian. 0.99
00:10:14.340 She's a, she is a lesbian. 1.00
00:10:15.940 Um, all right. 0.99
00:10:17.020 Do you know, like it's all the gay men. 1.00
00:10:18.840 They're the problem. 1.00
00:10:20.720 I ain't no sex. 0.99
00:10:21.680 That's when the devil will get you.
00:10:22.880 If I were to transcribe this and show it to you in written form and tell you that it's
00:10:31.240 a transcription from a therapy session that I was eavesdropping on, you would absolutely
00:10:35.260 believe me.
00:10:36.680 There, there'd be almost nothing in it that would give you, that would give away the secret
00:10:40.880 that this is actually a standup comedian performing for a sold out audience.
00:10:45.440 Well, because this is simply a woman working through her feelings on stage.
00:10:50.760 But the problem is if I want to listen to a woman work through her feelings, I can just 1.00
00:10:56.900 go and talk to literally any woman ever and they'll be happy to oblige.
00:11:01.560 I don't need to watch standup comedy for that.
00:11:03.780 I have a wife for God's sake.
00:11:05.380 Okay.
00:11:06.280 Um, all right.
00:11:07.060 New video.
00:11:07.500 I'm going to abandon.
00:11:08.320 I'm not, I'm not going to abandon the mission just yet.
00:11:10.180 Uh, I'm not going AWOL, but I, I, I am determined still to laugh at a Hannah Gadsby joke.
00:11:14.680 So if only I can find one.
00:11:16.920 Some people think it's strange that I would take the pill as a, as a lesbian.
00:11:22.000 Spoiler alert.
00:11:23.960 I did you.
00:11:25.660 Wait, I just need to stop it there for a second.
00:11:27.520 Cause this is breaking news.
00:11:29.100 Okay. 0.94
00:11:31.480 Hannah Gadsby is a lesbian. 1.00
00:11:35.740 Wow. 1.00
00:11:36.640 Wow.
00:11:37.360 I know your disappointment's palpable, mate.
00:11:40.180 Um, why would you need to take the pill?
00:11:44.380 But I do need to take the pill, people. 0.97
00:11:46.440 I do because sometimes I like to dress slutty. 0.96
00:11:50.740 I do. 0.99
00:11:51.360 I love to slut it up. 1.00
00:11:53.160 I really do. 0.99
00:11:54.080 Show a bit of ankle.
00:11:54.900 Stop it.
00:11:55.480 Yes.
00:11:57.540 Slut it up. 0.99
00:11:58.380 Let's stop it right there.
00:11:59.300 Look at this shot of the audience.
00:12:00.500 These, these girls in the audience are, you know, the book Animorphs on the cover where 1.00
00:12:04.940 they had, they show the transition, the transition from the person into what this looks like a
00:12:09.840 transition where the girl on the left is like, each, each shot is her becoming the one all
00:12:16.060 the way on the far right.
00:12:17.160 Maybe is the audience populated by clones?
00:12:19.920 That's the theory I'm getting here to here.
00:12:22.360 Maybe there are, there's like a stash of clones somewhere and their only role is just to, they,
00:12:28.860 they fill the audience and they laugh at Hannah Gadsby jokes.
00:12:33.120 Maybe, you know, we're, we're, we're solving the mystery as we go along here.
00:12:37.680 Let's go, uh, okay.
00:12:38.980 I'm going to abandon this.
00:12:40.900 I'm just clicking through.
00:12:41.980 We're going through, we're going through videos.
00:12:43.420 Here's one right here.
00:12:44.360 Now this one, okay.
00:12:45.280 This one looks like this is a speech.
00:12:47.040 It's not really a standup comedy, uh, performance, but I don't see a difference anyway between every
00:12:55.780 standup comedy performance or her is a speech.
00:12:57.640 So, uh, let's, let's give this one a shot.
00:12:59.980 I find good men talking about bad men, incredibly irritating.
00:13:06.480 And this is something the good men are doing a lot of at the moment, not this moment, not
00:13:12.320 this minute, because the good men don't have to wake up early for their opportunity to monologue
00:13:19.000 their hot take on misogyny. 1.00
00:13:21.840 All right, shut up. 1.00
00:13:22.720 Just, just shut up. 1.00
00:13:24.140 I'm sorry. 0.98
00:13:24.560 I'm getting frustrated here.
00:13:25.600 This is a, I'm supposed to be laughing, not angry.
00:13:27.580 Maybe this, this, I admit part of this might be me.
00:13:29.980 Maybe part of the problem might be me.
00:13:31.480 Maybe it's, it's, it's not you, Hannah Gadsby.
00:13:33.980 It's me.
00:13:34.440 Maybe.
00:13:34.820 I don't know.
00:13:35.260 You guys tell me, is this, is this hilarious?
00:13:37.000 Are you laughing at this?
00:13:37.980 Hey, hell no.
00:13:39.420 Okay.
00:13:39.740 Last one.
00:13:40.360 I should quit. 0.97
00:13:41.080 I'm a disgrace. 0.96
00:13:42.200 Okay. 0.63
00:13:43.440 You said it, not me, Hannah.
00:13:45.700 I didn't say that.
00:13:47.360 I don't disagree, but I didn't say it. 0.95
00:13:50.740 What sort of comedian can't even make the lesbians laugh? 1.00
00:13:57.220 Every comedian ever. 0.81
00:13:59.980 See, that's, that's actually kind of a good joke.
00:14:02.840 I, you know, I almost feel a laugh burbling up inside me.
00:14:07.020 It's either a laugh or the Chipotle I had for lunch.
00:14:10.160 I don't, but it's, it, I, it's a, it's not a bad, she's gone back to the lesbian well again. 1.00
00:14:14.640 We can't, you know, we're not going to hold that against her.
00:14:16.340 We're past that now.
00:14:17.200 That's all she's got.
00:14:18.040 Talk about what you know.
00:14:19.500 This is what she knows.
00:14:20.660 And pretty much only this, fine.
00:14:23.120 Um, but I like the joke because it's, it's, it's, you know, it's a, it's a joke.
00:14:28.700 It's an actual joke from a comedian.
00:14:30.720 And so that's progress.
00:14:32.640 We're getting somewhere.
00:14:34.080 Uh, okay.
00:14:34.640 Now let's, let's see if she can finally take us home. 1.00
00:14:37.080 Very clever joke.
00:14:38.260 I didn't write that.
00:14:39.240 That is not my joke.
00:14:40.320 Oh, come on. 0.87
00:14:44.080 That one kind of good joke.
00:14:45.580 And it wasn't even her joke.
00:14:46.760 Man, the one decent joke we've heard this entire time and it's not hers.
00:14:52.360 I feel betrayed and disappointed and, and, and depressed.
00:14:58.040 It's an old, an oldie, oldie, but a goldie, a classic.
00:15:01.180 It was written, you know, well before even women were funny. 0.99
00:15:04.980 Um, and, uh, back then in the good old days, uh, lesbian meant something different than it 1.00
00:15:12.080 does now.
00:15:12.760 Back then, lesbian wasn't about sexuality. 1.00
00:15:15.360 A lesbian was just any woman not laughing at a man. 1.00
00:15:21.620 Why aren't you laughing? 0.98
00:15:22.760 What are you, some kind of lesbian? 1.00
00:15:25.220 Classic. 0.99
00:15:28.100 God, you got to laugh, you got to lighten up.
00:15:30.080 Stop taking everything so seriously and learn to take a joke.
00:15:33.500 You need to lighten up.
00:15:37.200 Tell you what you need, you need to lighten up. 1.00
00:15:38.880 I tell you what you need, you need a good fucking, get a fuck up, you drink some juice. 1.00
00:15:42.740 Who is she imitating right now? 1.00
00:15:45.920 Who is this person that she's, what, when, when in her life has anyone ever said anything
00:15:52.420 like that to her?
00:15:53.140 I guarantee never.
00:15:55.040 Is that supposed to be the joke?
00:15:57.320 Maybe it is. 0.98
00:15:58.280 Is the joke here that feminists are hysterical and oversensitive and constantly imagining 1.00
00:16:07.120 that they're being persecuted when they're really not? 0.90
00:16:10.060 If that's the joke, it's a pretty good joke.
00:16:11.700 But I suspect that's not the joke.
00:16:13.460 It's counterproductive.
00:16:16.580 I do think I have to quit comedy, though.
00:16:18.720 I mean, yes, I, I, you know, I, I think, I think maybe we, we can reach a consensus on
00:16:26.340 that point, Hannah.
00:16:28.800 I think we can really come together as a nation and unite around that.
00:16:31.320 I do.
00:16:32.520 I do.
00:16:33.280 But let's, um, let's, let's just get to the rest of this bit.
00:16:36.700 I'm, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to play this one to the end.
00:16:38.980 We're going to do it.
00:16:39.560 All right.
00:16:40.000 And I, I've built a career out of self-deprecating humor.
00:16:43.820 That's what I've built my career on.
00:16:45.680 And I don't want to do that anymore.
00:16:49.340 Because do you understand?
00:16:52.560 Do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists
00:17:00.560 in the margins?
00:17:02.380 It's not humility.
00:17:05.420 It's humiliation.
00:17:07.540 I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak.
00:17:13.500 And I simply will not do that anymore.
00:17:16.500 Not to myself or anybody who identifies with me.
00:17:25.900 I've had planter's warts that were funnier than that.
00:17:29.340 And to top off the unfunniness, there's also just the, the, the whininess.
00:17:33.640 The woe is me stuff.
00:17:35.360 Go back to the, to the last shot there.
00:17:37.200 The still shot of her and the audience.
00:17:39.180 Hannah says she's on the margins.
00:17:41.120 She's marginalized.
00:17:42.240 No, you're not.
00:17:42.880 That's not what marginalized looks like.
00:17:44.920 You have a Netflix deal.
00:17:46.380 You're not marginalized.
00:17:47.540 You should be marginalized as an unfunny comedian.
00:17:50.600 That should be a marginalized demographic, but it's not.
00:17:54.180 I mean, that's one of the most lucrative demographics going right now.
00:17:57.460 You're the opposite of marginalized.
00:17:59.740 There's a whole audience of people who are watching.
00:18:02.680 They paid money to watch you for some reason.
00:18:06.380 I don't know why.
00:18:07.520 I don't know why they'd pay money for that.
00:18:09.160 Then again, people used to pay Jack Kevorkian.
00:18:11.060 So, and I actually, I'm kind of suspecting it's a very similar audience, but you're not
00:18:16.480 marginalized.
00:18:17.500 You're just not.
00:18:18.600 That's all.
00:18:19.300 Get over it.
00:18:19.980 So I failed this challenge, but it's not my fault.
00:18:22.120 Like any good millennial, I refuse to take responsibility for this whatsoever.
00:18:25.980 I, you know, I'm, I'm, I tried to laugh, but I'm leaving infuriated and annoyed, which
00:18:31.040 is exactly how I went in to, to be, to be honest with you.
00:18:33.780 Um, it's how I live every day of my life.
00:18:35.580 So maybe that's part of the problem.
00:18:37.320 But the point is, I am a victim for having endured this.
00:18:40.420 I am also now marginalized and you're a victim too.
00:18:45.940 So, which is a good thing to be these days.
00:18:47.800 So you're welcome.
00:18:48.620 Thank you.
00:18:49.120 Thank you.
00:18:49.400 Thank you.
00:19:06.060 Thank you.