My Crew Gave Me New Year's Resolutions For 2024
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Summary
Happy New Year, everyone! Happy New Year! In this episode, we talk about our New Year's resolutions for 2020, the value of honesty in marriage, and why we should all be more observant.
Transcript
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As you get into a new year, people like to do New Year's resolutions.
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And I am not, probably just surprised you learned,
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I'm not a big New Year's resolution guy. I don't believe in them.
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But I guess apparently my team thinks that there are many things
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So although I don't believe in New Year's resolutions,
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I've been told that they have come up with New Year's resolutions for me.
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And I think I know exactly how this is going to go.
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And this resolution that she wants to give you is be more observant.
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Would you like an example of you not being observant?
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I sometimes doubt the honest, the value of honesty in marriage.
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Like, for example, yesterday, I got home from traveling.
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And a few hours after I got home, my wife said to me,
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And then I realized I should stop saying things in that moment.
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First of all, I don't think that's an issue of being observant.
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As you know, number one, one of my disabilities of many is color blindness.
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Okay, we all choose in life what things to focus on.
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Okay, so the second resolution that we have for you is actually coming from myself.
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Can I just say, I don't like the daylight savings slander and defamation that goes on.
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It would keep us stuck in daylight savings eternally.
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Yet the daylight savings tradition continued lingering on, hanging there uselessly, like some kind of vestigial limb.
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Well, the inconsistency is before you said you liked it.
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Like I do have emotions also, and I might not seem like that.
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And so sometimes, you know, I just, I get, I get caught up in the moment sometimes.
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So what I'm hearing is you're also not emotionally consistent.
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No, because, but there's an, here's what I'm saying.
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I have a consistent view of what daylight savings is, as you just heard, but how I personally experience it.
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And feel about it changes because I'm a living, vibrant human being.
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The third one is coming from Sean, and this is just a blanket one.
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We don't have a specific example, but it's just in general, can you be more agreeable?
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First of all, how is that the one that you don't have examples of?
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Undermine the voting power, which is the essence of a democracy.
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Those eyebrows are basically, that's January 6th all over again.
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Those arms, can I even call those withered things arms?
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The best argument for taking voting rights away from women is, is actually the view.
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These must be the dog-faced pony soldiers that Biden warned us about.
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Uh, I mean, what I take from that is I need to be more offensive.
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Can we do a, can we do a 20 minute compilation?
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The, I've never seen an arm with less definition.
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It's just the same exact width the whole way up.
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All right, so we have the next one coming from both Pavel and Austin, and this one is be on time.
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This might be the most annoying one of the year.
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Well, no, we just can't. We just can't. You don't understand.
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So you're supposed to start your show at 10 a.m. every day, and we have a bunch of screenshots
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from our production reports showing when you actually start.
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So we have 10.51 a.m., 10.29 a.m., 10.24 a.m., 10.29 a.m., 10.41 a.m., 10.35 a.m.,
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You know, even I cannot be perfect, so that's the one area in life is my job.
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The one area where there are people waiting on me and people depending on me,
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The show's supposed to start at 10 o'clock, right?
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And based on what you just showed, I'm always in the 10 o'clock hour.
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So I think I'm close enough that I can say, oh, the show started at about 10 o'clock.
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No, yeah, because if something happens at like 10.32, and you're telling somebody about it,
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and, you know, later in the day, and they ask you, oh, when did that happen?
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I don't think 10.51 counts as about 10 o'clock.
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No, you said, you know, it's about 10 o'clock, around 10 o'clock.
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I'm already pretty much on time, all the time, except when I'm not.
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Okay, and this one is coming from the Crane Boys.
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They wanted you to learn to laugh more and also stop being a Ravens fan.
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You have to catch me when I have a scheduled laugh.
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So this one is coming from Michael Knowles, and this is because he's such a music enthusiast.
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He would really like to encourage you this year to learn the banjo, for real.
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Not only did I already learn it, are we going to play that video to prove?
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First of all, you didn't prepare me because I could have come with my own evidence to support
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But not only did I learn it, but I actually played, it is an actual fact,
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I played the banjo with a professional, with one of the top banjo players in the world.
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So this next one is coming from basically just literally everyone.
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Before the event, we had our VIP meet and greet, which was kind of a receiving line.
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And I have to say, I know I talk about how I'm an introvert, but I thought I was being
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You know, I was making, I had the small talk down with each person.
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And, but people kept coming up to me even still and saying, like each person that came
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up would console me saying, oh, this is, this will be over soon.
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They were consoling me because I was being forced to meet them.
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I thought, I thought I'm doing pretty well here.
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Like you put anybody, even the most outgoing person, you put them in a room and then you
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have a single file line and you have to, you have to have a brief exchange, which, which
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with each person in that line, as they just, as you, as they file through the line, uh, it's just,
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You try to make some like a little, have a little small talk exchange with each person,
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but the other people in the line, especially the people who are closer to the front,
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they can hear your exchange with the person who's, who's, who you're with.
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And so you feel like you have to kind of change it.
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Like you can't say the exact same thing with each person.
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I just don't have, I don't have that many things in the arsenal when it comes to small talk.
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I don't think that's a lack of approachability.
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It's a lack of ammunition of a small talk ammunition.
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There's only so much you could say, but generally speaking,
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I did actually just get a bonus one though from Ben Shapiro.
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Um, it's actually, this is a really easy one that all it says is get back to work.