The Matt Walsh Show - November 29, 2024


Right or Racist？ Matt Walsh's ＂Am I Racist？＂ The Game!


Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

175.68697

Word count

1,543

Sentence count

205

Harmful content

Misogyny

4

sentences flagged

Hate speech

6

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Summary

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M.I.Racist is the only game that uses science to prove who is and who is not racist. Contestants will be asked a series of questions and the winner will be chosen by the judges based on their answers.

Transcript

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00:00:00.420 M.I. Racist!
00:00:07.620 Welcome to the show, M.I. Racist, the only game that uses science to prove who is and who is not racist.
00:00:15.060 Our contestants will be asked a series of questions.
00:00:17.860 Whomever answers the most questions correctly wins the game.
00:00:21.980 Let's meet them now.
00:00:23.380 Siakka.
00:00:26.240 Bryson, everybody.
00:00:27.480 Justine, everybody.
00:00:31.820 And loser of Mortal Kombat, Jacob, everybody.
00:00:36.960 Question number one.
00:00:38.440 Once convicted, black people on average receive sentences 40% longer than white offenders of the same crimes. 0.99
00:00:45.340 Is that right or is that racist?
00:00:48.220 That is racist.
00:00:50.600 Why do you say that?
00:00:52.000 It just feels...
00:00:53.440 Turns out you're right. That is racist.
00:00:55.280 No, I think that's just reaching and trying to make it seem like black people have it worse off than they do.
00:01:00.380 I think that's a racist statement to make.
00:01:02.420 I think your explanation was racist.
00:01:03.860 But you're also right. That is racist.
00:01:06.980 So I'm going to say that's racist.
00:01:09.140 Yes, that is true.
00:01:11.680 Sorry, Siakka.
00:01:12.720 Racist.
00:01:13.240 On average, the sentences for convicted blacks are only 10% longer than convicted whites.
00:01:18.840 Racist.
00:01:20.380 Next question.
00:01:21.820 Over half of all serial killers in the United States from 1900 to 2010 were white.
00:01:28.320 Depending on which definition of serial killers, I feel like that's racist too, low key.
00:01:32.220 Matt, you got me on this one. It's really tight. This is going to be a shot in the dark.
00:01:35.920 I'm going with no. It's not true.
00:01:39.020 I'm going to go with that is right.
00:01:41.100 Well, I guess it would be how you define a serial killer.
00:01:44.060 Because is it like the quota of how many people that they kill?
00:01:47.120 Well, yes, that's how you would define it.
00:01:48.560 Okay, if that's how you define it, then I would say that that's incorrect because gang violence often results in a lot of deaths.
00:01:54.020 So I would say that that's not true. I think that's a racist statement to make.
00:01:57.600 That's right.
00:01:58.400 Let's go.
00:01:58.860 Wait, no. I'm saying it. The statement was right. You're wrong.
00:02:01.960 Oh, I'm wrong.
00:02:02.900 White people, over half of serial killers, we love to do the serial killers. 0.98
00:02:07.620 Racist.
00:02:09.300 Next question.
00:02:10.300 As reported by the Huffington Post in 2014, roughly 60% of adult black females wear wigs, extensions, or weaves.
00:02:20.220 I've seen quite a bit of videos of fights on Twitter.
00:02:25.300 Oh, and you think that's representative of the population?
00:02:26.920 I don't know. That's not what I'm saying.
00:02:28.640 That's not what I'm saying.
00:02:29.400 The videos of black women fighting each other and tearing their weaves, that's representative of the whole population. 0.93
00:02:34.560 But that's what you're saying.
00:02:35.720 A video does not come to memory where a weed did not fly off.
00:02:38.860 How many of these videos are you watching?
00:02:40.460 I mean, Twitter's been around for a while and those videos get a lot of views.
00:02:44.460 So I'm going to have to say that that is right.
00:02:47.460 And if I'm wrong, it's going to look really bad.
00:02:49.200 Well, that's racist. But it's also right.
00:02:51.640 I hate to say it. Sorry, Mom. I think that's right.
00:02:54.840 I'm going to have to say that is true, Matt.
00:02:57.500 That's right. Unbelievable.
00:03:02.920 Roughly 60% of adult black females wear wigs, weaves. 1.00
00:03:08.100 Facts.
00:03:10.660 Don't even keep reading. Yes.
00:03:13.700 That's right.
00:03:14.240 They do that.
00:03:14.680 That's a lot of wigs and weeds. 1.00
00:03:19.280 Raceman!
00:03:20.900 Question.
00:03:22.220 Cinco de Mayo is the celebration of Mexico's Independence Day.
00:03:27.700 Is that right or is that racist?
00:03:29.920 Oh, that's right, Matt. That is right.
00:03:32.100 I know that one.
00:03:33.260 You do not know that one.
00:03:34.720 That is racist.
00:03:36.140 It's not just a drinking holiday.
00:03:38.380 How dare you?
00:03:38.960 I want to say it is.
00:03:40.420 I thought it was a day we just eat, everybody eat tacos and stuff.
00:03:43.980 But I guess for sake of the game, I mean, Cinco de Mayo is like a big celebration.
00:03:48.940 Independence Day for Hispanics.
00:03:50.380 I'm going to say, let's get it.
00:03:52.460 That's the one.
00:03:54.160 That is racist because it shows that whoever wrote the question does not have a knowledge of the beautiful Mexican culture.
00:04:01.620 Cinco de Mayo is the day of the dead, not Independence Day.
00:04:04.840 Well, we'll have to go to judges for that because you're correct, that's racist, but then your explanation was totally wrong.
00:04:12.000 Cinco de Mayo is not the day of the dead.
00:04:13.620 So judges, are we counting that as there are no judges out there?
00:04:17.060 It's nobody.
00:04:17.580 It's actually just me.
00:04:19.520 I'm going to say that that's, so you get that one wrong, unfortunately.
00:04:24.180 Is that how they dress up at the school?
00:04:25.680 Well, here's a lesson.
00:04:27.080 There's a lesson in this because you had it right, but then you kept talking.
00:04:30.140 So just stop with the talking and you would have been fine.
00:04:32.740 I mean, it's the celebration of their army's victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla in 1862.
00:04:39.800 Well, I guess I'm...
00:04:40.880 Your whole life, people have been staring...
00:04:42.160 Why do you think people have been staring at you like you're a moron your whole life?
00:04:45.520 It's because of this.
00:04:47.760 Next question.
00:04:48.540 Great spin!
00:04:50.120 According to the 1994 to 1996 study of factors affecting watermelon consumption in the United...
00:04:59.420 Don't look at me that way.
00:05:00.400 I didn't make these questions.
00:05:03.460 Okay, I can at least give you a pass on that then.
00:05:05.940 Factors affecting watermelon consumption in the United States.
00:05:09.560 African Americans consume the most watermelon across all demographics on a per capita basis.
00:05:17.240 Look, I'm going to go with everyone loves watermelon.
00:05:19.560 That's racist, Matt.
00:05:20.960 And that is correct.
00:05:22.660 Yeah, come on! 0.93
00:05:23.960 I know my people!
00:05:25.900 I know my people!
00:05:28.060 I'm going to go ahead and give that one a big old W fax.
00:05:32.380 Can you just say that's right?
00:05:34.140 Righteous.
00:05:35.680 That's right!
00:05:37.420 They say that's right.
00:05:38.340 That's right or racist.
00:05:40.220 Both of them.
00:05:40.620 If you go in jeopardy, you have to answer the form of a question or they kick you out.
00:05:43.700 This is a real game show.
00:05:45.060 Okay, okay, okay.
00:05:45.660 I'm sorry.
00:05:46.080 It is the correct answer.
00:05:47.720 That's right!
00:05:48.780 Let's just say that.
00:05:49.960 That's right!
00:05:50.500 That's right!
00:05:51.040 That's right!
00:05:51.980 No, it's not right.
00:05:52.940 It's racist.
00:05:55.180 What was the number again, please?
00:05:57.000 They consume the most.
00:05:57.900 The number is most.
00:05:58.460 They just consume the most?
00:05:59.860 The most.
00:06:00.740 The most.
00:06:01.700 Just the most watermelons.
00:06:03.220 That's bad.
00:06:03.700 I kind of want to say right, just because stereotypes are generally rooted in some type of truth.
00:06:08.240 Of course you want to say right.
00:06:08.480 Of course you want to say right.
00:06:09.200 And that is wrong.
00:06:09.980 That is racist.
00:06:11.020 That is racist.
00:06:12.600 It's actually Asians who eat the most watermelons.
00:06:16.040 We're really leaning into the stereotypes, aren't we?
00:06:18.660 That's literally the point of the game.
00:06:19.960 Yeah.
00:06:20.320 Um, I'm going to have to go ahead and say that's right, because there are a few foods
00:06:24.900 that are stereotypical, and I think there's some truth.
00:06:27.120 Oh wow, is that what you think?
00:06:28.120 You think all the, you think the black people are eating all the watermelon? 1.00
00:06:30.580 Because you saw that in your racist cartoons with your racist-
00:06:33.080 Come on, you see that.
00:06:33.700 Did you see that one?
00:06:34.400 Did you see that in Twitter videos too, did you?
00:06:36.140 You see the memes.
00:06:37.120 Well, you can talk all you want, because that's still racist.
00:06:40.800 Per the study, it's actually Asians who eat the most watermelon.
00:06:43.760 However, uh, 78% of malt liquor is consumed by black people.
00:06:49.540 Made that one up too, but it's probably right.
00:06:53.380 Racist!
00:06:55.020 In Taiwan, 10 last names are shared by over 50% of the population.
00:07:00.440 Is that right or is that racist?
00:07:01.960 That feels right.
00:07:02.840 10 last names are shared by over 50%.
00:07:06.660 Facts.
00:07:07.780 I've been wrong a lot, so I'm going to go against my gut here, and I'm going to say that is not true.
00:07:11.520 I'm going to say that they have a diverse set of last names over there.
00:07:14.320 Once again, you talked yourself out of a right answer, because that was right.
00:07:17.880 No, I'm going to go with that's right, Matt.
00:07:20.580 Pretty offensive assumption, and it turns out to be correct.
00:07:23.560 Yeah, come on, we're balling over here. 0.82
00:07:27.840 Let's go, let's go.
00:07:29.180 Our names are Chen, Lin, Huang, Cheng, Li, Wang, Wu, Lu, Sai, and Yang.
00:07:36.480 Hashtag pots and pans.
00:07:39.960 That's on the card.
00:07:40.920 You can't blame me.
00:07:41.700 That's on the card.
00:07:42.400 That was on the card.
00:07:44.280 Asians are catching a lot of strays.
00:07:46.060 Yeah, you know.
00:07:46.780 Hopefully not to eat them, though.
00:07:48.420 Oh, man.
00:07:49.860 Racist!
00:07:51.420 Well, ladies and gentlemen, the judges have tabulated the results,
00:07:55.020 and now it's time to announce the winner of Am I Racist?
00:08:00.320 And that winner is Justine, ladies and gentlemen.
00:08:04.280 But Justine is the winner of Am I Racist.
00:08:06.580 Good try, guys.
00:08:08.260 Good try.
00:08:09.080 Okay.
00:08:11.000 Okay, Justine, you have won your own box of Am I Racist.
00:08:15.960 There you go.
00:08:16.420 Thank you so much.
00:08:17.000 I am also surprised that it was a woman who won. 0.88
00:08:22.100 Not surprised that she's white, though. 0.91
00:08:23.440 I'm just kidding.
00:08:25.500 Not really.
00:08:26.160 Okay.
00:08:27.140 Thank you so much to all the contestants.
00:08:28.640 Thank you to everybody at home.
00:08:29.460 And remember, get your own copy of Am I Racist at dailywire.com.
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