Right or Racist？ Matt Walsh's ＂Am I Racist？＂ The Game!
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Summary
M.I.Racist is the only game that uses science to prove who is and who is not racist. Contestants will be asked a series of questions and the winner will be chosen by the judges based on their answers.
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Welcome to the show, M.I. Racist, the only game that uses science to prove who is and who is not racist.
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Our contestants will be asked a series of questions.
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Whomever answers the most questions correctly wins the game.
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Once convicted, black people on average receive sentences 40% longer than white offenders of the same crimes.
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No, I think that's just reaching and trying to make it seem like black people have it worse off than they do.
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On average, the sentences for convicted blacks are only 10% longer than convicted whites.
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Over half of all serial killers in the United States from 1900 to 2010 were white.
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Depending on which definition of serial killers, I feel like that's racist too, low key.
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Matt, you got me on this one. It's really tight. This is going to be a shot in the dark.
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Well, I guess it would be how you define a serial killer.
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Because is it like the quota of how many people that they kill?
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Okay, if that's how you define it, then I would say that that's incorrect because gang violence often results in a lot of deaths.
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So I would say that that's not true. I think that's a racist statement to make.
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Wait, no. I'm saying it. The statement was right. You're wrong.
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White people, over half of serial killers, we love to do the serial killers.
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As reported by the Huffington Post in 2014, roughly 60% of adult black females wear wigs, extensions, or weaves.
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I've seen quite a bit of videos of fights on Twitter.
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Oh, and you think that's representative of the population?
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The videos of black women fighting each other and tearing their weaves, that's representative of the whole population.
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A video does not come to memory where a weed did not fly off.
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I mean, Twitter's been around for a while and those videos get a lot of views.
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So I'm going to have to say that that is right.
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And if I'm wrong, it's going to look really bad.
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I hate to say it. Sorry, Mom. I think that's right.
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Roughly 60% of adult black females wear wigs, weaves.
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Cinco de Mayo is the celebration of Mexico's Independence Day.
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I thought it was a day we just eat, everybody eat tacos and stuff.
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But I guess for sake of the game, I mean, Cinco de Mayo is like a big celebration.
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That is racist because it shows that whoever wrote the question does not have a knowledge of the beautiful Mexican culture.
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Cinco de Mayo is the day of the dead, not Independence Day.
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Well, we'll have to go to judges for that because you're correct, that's racist, but then your explanation was totally wrong.
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So judges, are we counting that as there are no judges out there?
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I'm going to say that that's, so you get that one wrong, unfortunately.
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There's a lesson in this because you had it right, but then you kept talking.
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So just stop with the talking and you would have been fine.
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I mean, it's the celebration of their army's victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla in 1862.
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Why do you think people have been staring at you like you're a moron your whole life?
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According to the 1994 to 1996 study of factors affecting watermelon consumption in the United...
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Okay, I can at least give you a pass on that then.
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Factors affecting watermelon consumption in the United States.
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African Americans consume the most watermelon across all demographics on a per capita basis.
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Look, I'm going to go with everyone loves watermelon.
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I'm going to go ahead and give that one a big old W fax.
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If you go in jeopardy, you have to answer the form of a question or they kick you out.
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I kind of want to say right, just because stereotypes are generally rooted in some type of truth.
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It's actually Asians who eat the most watermelons.
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We're really leaning into the stereotypes, aren't we?
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Um, I'm going to have to go ahead and say that's right, because there are a few foods
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that are stereotypical, and I think there's some truth.
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You think all the, you think the black people are eating all the watermelon?
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Because you saw that in your racist cartoons with your racist-
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Did you see that in Twitter videos too, did you?
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Well, you can talk all you want, because that's still racist.
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Per the study, it's actually Asians who eat the most watermelon.
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However, uh, 78% of malt liquor is consumed by black people.
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In Taiwan, 10 last names are shared by over 50% of the population.
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I've been wrong a lot, so I'm going to go against my gut here, and I'm going to say that is not true.
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I'm going to say that they have a diverse set of last names over there.
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Once again, you talked yourself out of a right answer, because that was right.
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Pretty offensive assumption, and it turns out to be correct.
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Our names are Chen, Lin, Huang, Cheng, Li, Wang, Wu, Lu, Sai, and Yang.
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Well, ladies and gentlemen, the judges have tabulated the results,
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and now it's time to announce the winner of Am I Racist?
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And that winner is Justine, ladies and gentlemen.
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Okay, Justine, you have won your own box of Am I Racist.
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I am also surprised that it was a woman who won.
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