The Matt Walsh Show - Who's The Biggest A-Hole？ Episode 2

00:00:00.000 a close friend of mine was visiting last week and stayed at my house yesterday we went out for a few

00:00:19.080 hours and i wore heels and encouraged her to wear a cute pair of heels as well by the time we got 0.99

00:00:22.880 back our feet were in a lot of pain my boyfriend gave me a foot massage as he always does whenever

00:00:27.160 my feet hurt and my friend asked him for one as well but i didn't feel comfortable with that

00:00:31.340 and asked him not to my friend got upset she said that i was an a-hole for leaving her in pain and 0.95

00:00:36.520 that i was the one who gave her the idea to wear heels for that long but i just didn't feel

00:00:40.700 comfortable with my boyfriend giving another woman a foot rub am i the a-hole well you are the a-hole 0.96

00:00:45.920 only for taking your nasty feet out and asking for a foot rub in full view of another person

00:00:50.940 you've been walking around all day in heels and then you pull your feet out and take your sock off

00:00:57.200 i guess you weren't probably weren't wearing socks and you're showing those off in front of somebody

00:01:01.220 else feet are disgusting should never be seen by anybody other than your podiatrist go suck a 0.98

00:01:06.480 but don't worry your friend is even worse she not only wanted to take her feet out but actually was

00:01:12.400 soliciting someone else's boyfriend to rub them what kind of freak are you hanging out with foot

00:01:17.380 massage is nothing i give my mother a foot massage it's bad enough that you asked your boyfriend to 1.00

00:01:21.560 rub your feet did you even wash your feet first did you take a shower first before you made this

00:01:25.980 request yeah but for her it's even more perverse and and her reason is that she wore heels well whose 1.00

00:01:32.640 fault is that this is why you know i don't like to hear this some of these complaints from women 1.00

00:01:36.340 about uh it's so hard we have to wear heels and it makes our feet hurt that's your decision high heels

00:01:41.700 are a cross that women are meant to bear with stoicism and dignity 0.99

00:01:45.880 am i the a-hole for not allowing my brother and his wife to stay over in our family vacation house

00:01:58.420 if they bring the dogs don't need to read the story here uh you are not you are not the a-hole

00:02:02.500 quite the opposite i'm gonna say this because no one else will i'm not an a-hole no one should try to 0.51

00:02:07.840 bring their mangy mutts into somebody else's house it's bad enough to have them in your own 1.00

00:02:12.160 house but to bring him somewhere that's almost as bad as exposing your feet he did tell you about

00:02:16.520 the feet that's why i also don't get back to the feet thing for a second you know the people that are

00:02:19.900 like uh at they want you to take your shoes off in their house that i we don't do that in our house

00:02:26.700 why like first of all it's weird the the second someone walks into your house you're you're telling

00:02:32.540 them to take off items of clothing how far is this gonna go strip and and also i know i don't

00:02:37.800 want to see i don't even like you're just coming in my house i don't want to see your feet i don't 0.97

00:02:42.620 know where you've been this whole time but anyway taking the shoes off that's almost as bad as

00:02:46.600 bringing the dog in and and here's my question my question like why do we give dogs special

00:02:52.360 treatment in general in life but when it comes to this like when it comes to pets if i had a free

00:02:58.640 range tarantula that i let crawl around my house and then i came to your house and i said oh i brought

00:03:05.400 my tarantula hope you don't mind and i just let it loose in your living room okay you'd probably

00:03:09.220 be upset about that how is this different what if i wanted to bring my kangaroo to your house or

00:03:14.420 my pet crocodile no you would say what are you doing bringing animals into my house

00:03:19.060 i invited you over you're a human i didn't invite any and this isn't a zoo i don't make an exception

00:03:25.320 for dogs i don't don't be an a**hole 1.00

00:03:27.540 i acknowledge as a father and husband that a lot of things that were singularly mine

00:03:38.300 just before now aren't wife steals my clothes wife and kids steal my food kids steal my phone 1.00

00:03:45.360 the stealing the clothes thing is is that's really a thing i mean all this is a thing this is the thing

00:03:49.440 this is stuff that wife and kids do the stealing clothing that's when i didn't quite expect ahead 1.00

00:03:54.640 of time like my wife and i are not the same size thankfully and but she she'll like take my sweat 1.00

00:04:00.460 pants she'll take my you know my slippers she's always stealing those they don't fit her at all 1.00

00:04:04.800 they're also gross like why would you want to wear my slippers have you seen my feet speaking of

00:04:09.220 feet enough um anyway they uh steal all these things and usually i'm fine with it but i just needed

00:04:14.020 one thing to myself without hurting feelings and making someone cry because everybody is sensitive

00:04:18.180 in this house including me i bought a single serve piece of cake and ate it in my car without

00:04:23.440 any wife sneaking bits or kids licking the chocolate from the top unfortunately i got caught my wife is 1.00

00:04:29.380 upset with me for going so far as to eat cake while hiding in my car and called me dramatic when i told

00:04:34.280 her my reasoning am i the a-hole no you're not remotely the a-hole not at all you you you you're cool

00:04:43.180 you as the man of the house have a right to eat some damned cake every once in a while without a

00:04:48.860 bunch of piranhas swarming you and and nibbling at it your only mistake was eating the cake i guess

00:04:55.020 did you eat it in the car in your own at your own house like in your driveway you snuck out that's a

00:05:00.960 rookie move you don't do that or or did she discover the the packaging or something like that

00:05:06.740 no um what you do is you you go and you get the cake or whatever snack you want at the store or the

00:05:12.180 restaurant you eat it in the parking lot and this is why in any restaurant park store parking lot you

00:05:18.600 look around and pretty much any parking lot anytime you're going to see men alone in cars eating this is

00:05:25.360 a thing that we do it's the one place we get some peace and quiet it's our sanctuary and uh so you eat

00:05:30.940 in the car and then you throw away the evidence and then you drive home i've been through this many

00:05:35.520 time you know i have snacks in my house that are supposed to be just for me so i have to hide them

00:05:40.440 you can also do that but that's a tough that can be a tough move sometimes but you hide your snacks

00:05:45.380 like like sacred artifacts you hide them away for example i really enjoy fruit snacks yes i i like fruit

00:05:52.620 snacks as a grown man what of it got something to say about that i do like fruit snacks i like the

00:05:58.420 motz fruit snacks or scooby-doo don't bring any of that welsh's around me i don't eat that 0.97

00:06:03.120 but if i bring a box of fruit snacks home my kids will consume the entire thing including the box 0.91

00:06:09.540 within an hour so i have to hide it i have to like climb a mountain and bury it up there or or descend

00:06:15.900 into a cavern into a cave like gollum if anyone comes into the cave and wants a fruit snack i have

00:06:21.160 to ask them three riddles you know it's a whole thing it's weird anyway you're not the a-hole uh not

00:06:26.020 at all you you do the right thing you just you're incompetent in this case you'll get better with time

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The Matt Walsh Show - November 05, 2022

Who's The Biggest A-Hole？ Episode 2

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