The Matt Walsh Show - January 31, 2023


Who's The Biggest A-Hole？ Episode 6


Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

215.78072

Word count

1,598

Sentence count

2

Harmful content

Misogyny

8

sentences flagged

Hate speech

4

sentences flagged


Summary

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Am i the a hole? What does it mean to be an a hole, and why is it so hard to be a hole in a marriage? What is it like living with your significant other, and how do you deal with it?

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 we'll start with this so my boyfriend and i both work the day shift so we're both home after 6 p.m
00:00:21.020 we have our days off set up okay first of all she started a sentence with the word so so she's
00:00:26.020 already an a-hole it's another thing i hate i'm in a really bad mood right now i've realized
00:00:31.280 so i'm just everyone's an a-hole this time we have our days off set up that he is off saturdays and
00:00:38.760 sundays and i'm off sundays and mondays we each get one day off to ourselves to just be alone and do
00:00:43.920 our thing and then one day off together to do whatever we want as well my boyfriend and i have
00:00:49.100 fairly different hobbies he's really into fitness and working out and always being active i'm a
00:00:53.220 strong gamer and i don't care about any of this who cares what is your complaint lady so he stayed
00:00:58.980 up stupid late last night and called into work this morning nine times out of ten i wouldn't care but 0.88
00:01:03.700 it's monday it's my only day to myself and he's constantly bugging me to go to work out with him
00:01:08.340 or go on a hike or generally to just be active because he's bored oh god forbid he's trying to
00:01:12.240 help you help you be a fit and healthy person he doesn't want you to to die of heart disease god
00:01:17.020 forbid yeah my boyfriend is so annoying he wants me to do things like stand up my boyfriend wants me to
00:01:21.600 walk outside encounter the sun every every once in a while again nine times out of ten wouldn't
00:01:27.180 matter and i'd spend a few days doing whatever he wanted i need this day to just be quiet and dark
00:01:32.080 and me time i'm 100 on the opposite end of a social person i just want my one day to be alone to
00:01:36.940 recuperate for the week i look forward to this one day the entire week i'm definitely annoyed and
00:01:41.200 definitely showing it even though i'm trying not to i've tried explaining this i've tried being nice
00:01:45.140 and just telling him that i need some me time and he's just not listening i pretty much snapped and
00:01:49.080 told him to just leave me the f alone for a bit and now he's sulking in the living room
00:01:53.400 am i the a-hole okay then there's even more information that we don't need so you got into
00:01:57.900 a fight with your boyfriend and he sulked off and you immediately went on your phone to reddit
00:02:02.680 now reddit says that this woman is not the a-hole and reddit is wrong this time and not for the 0.97
00:02:06.900 first time but you're definitely the a-hole for a few reasons first of all why are you playing house
00:02:11.360 why are you playing marriage you know by living together if you don't even want to be around each other
00:02:16.180 so you can't stand to be around the guy for more than one day of the week but you're living with
00:02:20.640 him this is not working out okay you guys need to break up just break up take my voice go live on
00:02:26.180 your own or you don't want to live on your own because you don't want to pay for it right that's
00:02:28.980 that's probably it so you want the boyfriend there to help you pay for the rent or maybe pay
00:02:33.040 they'll pay all the rent i don't know but you don't want to actually be around him what you're
00:02:36.260 looking for is welfare okay go live on your own and get and get on welfare don't give me this
00:02:39.960 oh i need i need space i need me time i need i need to relax i need to you're just dating someone
00:02:45.580 you have no kids you know you work a nine-to-five job you have off on the weekends and you're
00:02:52.080 complaining about how you need space and time i really need my break what for what like you live
00:02:58.460 some kind of stressful life it's the only workout that many people get is just complaining about how
00:03:01.980 stuff so stressed in my life i'm so stressed i cannot even conceive of having an existence as easy
00:03:07.120 as you and you're still whining is there anyone who's not an a-hole i think i'm just the a-hole 0.59
00:03:12.000 this time am i the a-hole for not wanting the clock in the car to be five minutes fast my wife
00:03:25.060 has always kept the clock in her car five minutes fast ahead of the actual time i tried this technique
00:03:28.880 in the past but found it wouldn't work for me we each have our own car along with a shared car that
00:03:32.880 the whole family uses it was driving me nuts that nuts that i'd look at the clock remember it's not
00:03:36.960 right then i have to check my watch to see the actual time and then it goes on for another 50
00:03:41.060 paragraphs but that's basically the thing uh should they have the clock set ahead in their car uh no
00:03:46.480 you're not the a-hole for not wanting the clock set ahead the setting the clocks ahead thing
00:03:49.840 is absurd because when you do that you just end up doing the math in your head anyway so i don't
00:03:56.900 understand the strategy you're not actually fooling yourself into thinking the time is different than
00:04:00.680 it actually is so you're giving yourself a math assignment every time you get in the car
00:04:04.600 uh so no you're not the a-hole for that
00:04:06.980 me and my wife had a baby seven months ago my parents came to us for thanksgiving dinner this
00:04:18.540 year my wife made a great spread as we were about to eat the baby started fussing he has been teething
00:04:24.320 i told my wife she should go attend to him but she asked if i could because she hadn't eaten all day
00:04:30.520 because she was trying to care for the baby cook everything and try to visit with my parents and 1.00
00:04:34.420 she would really like a warm meal instead and uh it had been a while since she'd had one i said it'd
00:04:39.660 be really rude to my parents to sit down without me since in my family the hosting family member was
00:04:44.540 always at the table with the guests my wife asked me again to please go but i was annoyed and said no
00:04:48.980 i could tell my wife was irritated but she went to our baby i was thinking we'd wait for her to return 1.00
00:04:54.000 but my dad said he was starving and everything looked fantastic so i told them to dig in my wife
00:04:59.080 seemed to be having a hard time getting our son to settle down but she's always had the magic touch
00:05:03.540 when it comes to him so i left her to it that was very nice of you by the time he was content and
00:05:09.200 quiet again we'd finished and we had moved into the other room i had left everything on the table and
00:05:14.820 when i went back around she was feeding the baby i said she should probably clean up once she was done 0.98
00:05:20.360 and she really coldly asked when exactly she was supposed to eat i was taken by surprise and asked
00:05:26.280 what she was on about and she told me that she hadn't eaten anything and i had left a mess instead
00:05:30.540 of at least taking the used dishes to the sink and she she knew it was too much to think i'd actually
00:05:36.380 be bothered to make her a plate too i got irritated and told her that she was being dramatic that we 1.00
00:05:42.180 were hosting and i thought it was more important to spend time with my parents she said that uh i was
00:05:47.280 the one who invited my parents over but i left her to do everything i said that wasn't true but she asked
00:05:51.440 me to name just one thing i'd done to help her i was put on the spot and i couldn't think of something
00:05:55.360 so she said exactly i got pretty angry but my mom came in then and asked if she could feed the baby
00:06:00.720 my god are you still talking my wife said yes then started making herself a plate so she could eat 1.00
00:06:06.380 my mom was upset with me when she realized that my wife still hadn't eaten okay first of all before 0.97
00:06:12.760 your wife ate did you make sure that she had cleaned the bathroom because it's not it's not fair to 1.00
00:06:17.720 leave in messy bathroom when their guests over no i you know i i'm actually concerned that um as a as
00:06:23.460 a five-year-old you're probably way too young to be married i mean i believe in early marriage but
00:06:28.660 that's too far i think even for me i can only assume that you're five and have been married for
00:06:33.060 five minutes based on your behavior as you describe it you know you know what you are actually you you
00:06:38.540 you're like kevin james or ray romano from a 90s like a 90s sitcom you know you did literally
00:06:44.960 everything wrong every step of the way he's an a**hole you're so wrong and outlandishly a**hole-ish 1.00
00:06:51.620 that i'm not sure if i even believe that this is real but then the whole bit breaks down if it's
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