Best of the Week: Legacy Media's Failures, Noem's Disastrous Book Tour, and the "Mr. Birchum" Cast
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Summary
This week on The Megynkelly show, Megynkel talks about the latest in the Trump-Mershon saga, the latest on Kristi Noem and her book tour, and why the media should be scared of Donald Trump. Plus, a special bonus episode of The Daily Wire Plus featuring Roseanne and Adam Carolla.
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Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show, live on Sirius XM Channel 111, every weekday at New East.
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I'm Megyn Kelly. Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show, and today's weekend's best of special.
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I was out in Los Angeles this week, having fun at the premiere of Mr. Burcham,
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which is an animated series that's going to air on The Daily Wire Plus,
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in which Adam Carolla stars, along with yours truly, Roseanne, and some other very talented people.
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We had some of the stars on the show, including Adam, Kyle Dunnigan. So funny.
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If you miss Kyle Dunnigan, please, I'm begging you to watch this. You will thank me, okay?
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If you don't want to thank me, you will write me a note. You can email me at megankelly.com,
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and you can tell me I was wrong, but you won't. You won't. You're going to love it.
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All right? Plus, Vivek Ramaswamy joined me this week to talk about the state of the media
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and the vibe of authority of the losers on MSNBC. That was a great exchange.
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You'll see some highlights. Victor Davis Hanson, brilliant. He was brilliant talking about the
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hate that we're seeing on college campuses today. And then there was Buck Sexton, who, man,
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you thought I was into the Kristi Noem story, or you were? No, no. Buck Sexton made us look like
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we were bored by it all. He really dove into the whole insane week that she had before she was
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forced to cancel her book tour due to weather. Okay, Kristi, enjoy and talk to you Monday.
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Here's a little example of how they reacted. You're going to be shocked. Shocked. Watch.
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And the judge threatening the ex-president with jail time.
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It is really clear that the judge is, depending on the seriousness of the next violation,
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contemplating putting him in jail. And frankly, if that happens, it's not going to be because of
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anything Judge Mershon did. It's going to be Donald Trump's own choice.
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I know from my own reporting, I'm sure you do too, that Trump didn't eat on foreign trips because he
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was so afraid of germs. There's no way Trump himself wants to go to jail. Certainly not many black
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defendants who, if they came this close to the line, would have already been held in contempt of
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court and would have been incarcerated by now. And so he is getting the duest of process.
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And the idea that Donald Trump actually would want to go to jail is ridiculous. Anyone who knows him
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knows that. He doesn't even like to stay in a hotel. He won't eat food when it goes on foreign territory.
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You have to use the bathroom. His hair, his makeup, his skin, like he will be pulled apart.
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He doesn't have the metal to do it. So Donald Trump is terrified. You've got to believe just
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by his issues with odors and smells and fear of disease. He threw down the gauntlet. If he doesn't
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throw Trump in jail, he would look entirely like a paper tiger. And Trump got that message.
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How much bravado? This is not somebody who's thinking, you know what, I'm going to have a
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really great time at Rikers. Can I just make this the point in the program when we say none of this
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is normal? Oh my God. Honestly, Nicole Wallace is the worst. She's the worst. She barely moves her
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lips when she's speaking. She barely has, it's just like a little hole that words come out of.
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I can't quite get it. And she's so sanctimonious for vacant. She can't, she doesn't know anything.
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She knows nothing about what Trump's habits are when he travels overseas. None of them does,
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but they want to pretend like they're in the room with him in the bedroom, in the bathroom,
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in the dining room with Trump. And they can tell you exactly how he's going to respond if he gets
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a day in jail. Well, look, she knows nothing about Donald Trump's habits. She probably knows even less
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about the law or an understanding or care about that as well. And I think that manner of speech
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is really funny. I don't like to pick on these minor details, but you actually hit the nail on the
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head there. It's all part of this air of sanctimony, right? The air, the vibe of authority,
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without actually having any of the content of that authority. And I think that's what so many
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in the modern media have actually become is the air, the genteel sort of atmospherics of having
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authority in the manner that you speak, the sanctimony that drips from it, but without having
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the first basis of an understanding of how the law or the constitution works. And so it's completely
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backwards versus somebody who actually didn't speak with the right mannerism, but actually knew
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what they were talking about. That would be far preferable to me. Now, the schadenfreude,
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the level of rejoicing in somebody else's suffering, I've never seen something like this,
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but we know that's exactly what we're to expect here from the media. They've been playing for this
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for a long time. The entire plot has been to really portray Donald Trump as a criminal. That's been,
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I think, a big part of the Democratic Party's goal in the subjectionable pursuit of prosecutions
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against him. So it's no surprise that the media has played interference for them on so many other
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topics is going to run interference here as well. I think that's the less interesting part than to
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examine what is exactly the consequence here. Let's say Donald Trump is, God forbid, I think it'd
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be bad for the country, but thrown in jail. I do think that they've kind of put themselves in a box
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here because Donald Trump believes, I believe correctly, that this is an affront to the constitution.
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He has a right to speak in the middle of an election. He's running to lead this country to be
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the commander in chief. So for him to buckle at behest of what this judge who has no regard
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for the law or the constitution on this set of issues, I think would be a bad outcome.
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So I think Donald Trump should continue to express his opinions because he's running for U.S. president
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and both he and the country deserve to hear his opinions on a matter of public importance.
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But the judge has now put himself in a box going out of his way. He didn't have to do this,
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but going out of his way to be able to threaten jail time. I think that that is something that
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unfortunately sets this up as a reasonably likely outcome. And you know what? Donald Trump's made a lot
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of sacrifices for the country, running for president, serving as U.S. president. This
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wouldn't be the biggest of them. And so I think it would set a terrible precedent. I think it's
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bad for the country, but I think it is reasonably likely that it does end up there. And as sad as
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that is, it's exactly what you would predict once you've opened Pandora's box with these prosecutions
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based on really no figment of the legal theory to back it up against a former president, a man running
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for U.S. president in the middle of an election. This is just the necessary consequence and all
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the drama that follows. It's unfortunately what they signed up for in the first place. And I think
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that this is just the tip of the iceberg of what we're going to see in the next six months.
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They're thrilled about it because they want his humiliation. That's what you heard them talking
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about how, you know, he's not going to be able to have his hair the way he wants it. They want
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his humiliation. That's why they were so angry that he leaned into his mugshot and went on the
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mugs and it went on T-shirts. And so they're waiting for him to be humbled, to be humiliated.
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And they keep waiting for the next chapter. Maybe Judge Mershon will get him there when he throws him
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behind jail bars. And we can watch that and revel. The media, of course, has been a massive problem.
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You experienced it when you were running and before and after. This is a small ball story,
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but it's indicative. There was a reporter for NBC News and she moved on to CNN.
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Her name is Michelle Kaczynski and she posted a thread on X last night. She was very well known
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at both of those outlets. A thread on X last night revealing her horror at a dinner she recently had
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with people who turned out to be MAGA. At first, she said, they seemed great on the surface for like
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an hour. And then she says the closeted guests over a few drinks began to slip their true MAGA
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natures. And she says she marvels at how a, quote, normal group of people could support a politician
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like Trump, of whom she does not approve, going here from the Daily Mail report. One of the couples
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attended top Ivy League colleges, she writes. But now that it was university time for their own
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children, they were adamantly not letting them apply to any Ivies and were weird about explaining
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why, though the kids were double legacies. OK, moving on. She criticizes their position on,
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quote, climate change and the fact that they use that term in air quotes, not scientists,
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clearly, and goes on from there. Now, Vivek, this is a woman who I've been around in the media
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long enough to remember. Left NBC was pushed out, I believe, shortly after the following incident,
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which went everywhere. She was doing a report on flooding after a hurricane in some American town,
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and she did the report from a canoe as though she was stranded. This is the only way to get around.
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And in the middle of her live shot, firefighters walked through the live shot with the water up
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to their ankles. We actually pulled the clip just to show you. I mean, this is the dishonest media
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in a snapshot. Watch this. NBC sees Michelle Kaczynski. I guess she's in the canoe is in Wayne,
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New Jersey this morning. Michelle, good morning to you. Good morning. Well, obviously,
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we're getting a nice break from the rain, but not the flooding. This is essentially now part of the
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Passaic River in this neighborhood. I'll take it. Is there some kind of severe drop off there
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between the foreground? If you'll go back, we saw these guys a second ago. Michelle,
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are these holy men walking on top of water? What's going on here? Why walk when you can ride,
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you guys? When you have a ride like this, why would you want to walk? Is your oar hitting ground,
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That was the end of her career. That's my opinion. At NBC, she was gone shortly there.
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Now she wants to lecture us all on how evil MAGA is and her horror at being exposed to the closeted
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Republicans and their views on the IVs and climate change and so on. What do you make of it?
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The people at that dinner party remind me probably likely of the firemen who were just walking right
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past her. People who actually probably had something more worthy to do that were actually
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there for purpose, had little regard for her presence there or whatever antics she was taking
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on. It probably looks like a woman who's been doing this her entire career. It seems like the same
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pattern continues. This is a big part of the reason I'm actually ... There's a lot of things I'm
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looking at doing with my time, but relaunching a podcast, why am I going to take the time to do
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that is this gives me a motivation to exactly engage in the kind of conversations that American
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people are hungry for regardless of what the mainstream media is stuffing down their throats.
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I think it just typifies how the whole thing has actually become a charade. It's not just a
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form of lying, Megan. I think mainstream media has lied about a whole range of topics and I've talked
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about this extensively during the race. You've talked about it extensively for the last 10 years.
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Nonetheless, I think it's not just the lie. It's the pageantry around the lie that I think is
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actually far more bothersome. It's a production. It's almost like it's not just a lie. A lie is
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anymore pretending to be that you're in the interest of objective news, but you're telling somebody
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false information. I think it's become closer to like a Broadway production in the same way that
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she's putting on a show. She recognizes, and they're even talking about it on air. Why would you walk when
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you could instead be pretending to row? That's effectively what they're doing in the totality
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of their other reporting too, is she could just be talking about the actual disagreements, the policy
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disagreements that she has between Republicans who are in that same room. And there's such a more
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interesting direction to go. It's like the equivalent of if she had just been reporting and interviewing
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those firemen. But instead, what they're actually creating is an alternative production that,
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you know, I think historically that business, maybe they think they're entertaining their audience,
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but it isn't even entertaining anymore. And I think that once you see that, you get closer to the flame
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of what's going on. It's not just they're spewing falsehood. It's like the equivalent of putting on a
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theatrical production and one that, like most theatrical productions, is failing. And I think that that's
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why it's going to come to an end very soon. You've set up my next clip perfectly, which is of Lawrence
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O'Donnell, speaking of NBC. This is him on MSNBC, freaking out about the fact that yesterday at Trump's
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trial, what they spent most of the day doing was documenting the payments that were ultimately
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made to Stormy Daniels and the receipts of how that was done. Of course, no one's denying that
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the payment was made, but they need to get that in front of the jury. It was not an exciting day
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in court, but it was to Lawrence O'Donnell. Watch.
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They wrote it down. The conspiracy was written out on paper. That is rare in criminal prosecutions.
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Prosecutors are usually left explaining to juries that, you know, criminal conspirators don't write it
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all down. But that is what they did in the Trump office on Fifth Avenue and in the White House.
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Today, Donald Trump's jury was shown the handwritten conspiracy. Donald Trump's financial mastermind,
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convicted felon Allen Weisselberg, put the conspiracy in his handwriting on Michael Cohen's
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bank statement. And then another financial officer in the Trump shop, put the whole thing in his
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handwriting on Trump company stationary. Final handwriting in the conspiracy presenters of
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the jury today were Donald Trump's signatures. Oh, my gosh. He had a breaking news chyron up the
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entire time breaking news. It's no one's trying to hide it. Right. We understood that these payments
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were made. This was a perfunctory day in court. This was not the apex of the prosecution's case,
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but the media can't get enough of it. It's like crack to them. That's right. I mean, it's an
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addiction. It's a breaking news. He's like breaking the news, like breaking the existence of actually
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distinguishing what is important to report to the public versus not. And it just bothers the heck.
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I mean, he has no clue. And he's describing this to his audience base as they wrote down the
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conspiracy. Just if you had any first idea of the backdrop of what this case was about,
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like let's just hear the first clue about this case, this allegation of falsifying business
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records, right, which is the first and state-based, the New York-based charge that Alvin Bragg is
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bringing, A, that's outside the statute of limitations, but B, at most, even if that alleged
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could be pathetic, a lot of that is actually also false and mischaracterized. But at most,
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that would be charged and could only be charged under the law as a misdemeanor. Unless you make
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up all of this other nonsense about this being a constructive campaign contribution that wasn't
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recorded as a campaign contribution, which, as we talked about before, rests on a completely flawed
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legal theory on its own. And it's completely misleading their audience of creating, again,
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that atmosphere. It's all about atmosphere. It's all about vibe of pretending like this is some
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sort of devious conspiracy. And you put up images of different handwritten documents. The audience
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doesn't know what to make of it. And the whole point isn't that their audience is too stupid to
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follow. It's the fact that these people were reporting to them, or actually too stupid to
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report on it, but have just created this atmosphere, this vibe, the equivalent of that
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other woman with her theatrical production rowing across that river when, in fact, somebody could
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have just walked straight across it as we saw in real time. That's the equivalent of what they're
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doing with their portrayal of these documents. When, in fact, the average viewer, if what you
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need is actually somebody explaining to them what's actually going on, it's the equivalent of those
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firefighters walking straight across. And that's what's missing in most of the media today. But
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we can't just sit here and complain about what they're doing. They're in the dying business.
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And what we need is more alternatives to people to be able to explain to ordinary Americans,
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hey, here's what's actually going on. And more people are hungry to seek that information out for
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themselves. They've been lied to systematically for the last 10 years. Most people understand the
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basic premise that, you know what, you fool me once, shame on me, and fool me twice, fool me once,
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shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. And I think that people are hungry for checking what
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they're hearing through MSNBC or through NBC News or CNN. And I think that's a good thing.
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Columbia students right now, law students pushing to cancel all exams. Student editors at the
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Columbia Law Review are urging the law school to cancel tests or at least make all courses pass
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fail. Highlights from their statement. We urge the law school to cancel exams and give all students
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passing grades. The violence we witnessed last night has irrevocably shaken. Many of us left us
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and many of our peers unable to focus and highly emotional during this tumultuous time. I've got
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news for you. The law is not for you. Pick a different profession. You know, maybe like gardening.
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It can be mildly frustrating, but in general, stress-free. You should not be lawyers if you cannot
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function or focus because you're too highly emotional after like some protests. You're going
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to be dealing with murderers and child molesters if you do criminal law. Fraudsters who have completely
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bankrupted people if you go into the more white collar. If you want to do civil litigation like I
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did, you could be talking about people who are dead in a product's liability case. You could be talking
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about 30,000 people losing their job if you fail to argue this motion successfully. If you cannot
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function because you're a little stressed out, you're going to be a shitty lawyer. Find a different
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job. It's not about canceling your exam. They go on to say this follows the growing distress that many
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of us have felt for months. Our students are not well on that. I agree with them. Victor, this is so
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pathetic. One thing that I like, I don't like it, but we have got moral clarity about all these
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demonstrations. They've just blown up a lot of the left's charades. We've known, anybody who's been
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in a so-called elite campus has known for years that they're mediocre. At Stanford, where I work,
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they let in only 20% of the student body is so-called white. That's not important, but it is
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important that they threw out the SAT and they don't rate comparative GPAs to achieve that. And so they are
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letting in students who, by their own definition, cannot do the work that they themselves used to
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require because they were in competition with other universities and said, we're preeminent.
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Now, what are they doing? They're giving 60 to 80% A's at all these campuses. They're watering down
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the courses and have the workload or they're introducing new courses. And then they're creating
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these helicopter privileged, helicopter parented students and everybody's watching us. And they're
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thinking, wow, these kids tore up the Portland State Library. They were like animals. They destroyed
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it. Wow. Did you see what they did at USC and UCLA? They made a mess. It's worse than a homeless camp.
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And then, you know, who has to clean it up? All these poor maintenance people. And they left up a
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janitor at Columbia. And there's all these poor middle-class policemen that they spit in.
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And then there's Byron Donalds come here and they call him Uncle Tom and a traitor,
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this Middle Eastern students. And they shout, you know, go back to Poland or the final solution.
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We don't like these people. They're spoiled. I think the Americans are concluding that they're
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spoiled. We don't like these administrators and presidents that won't stop it. And they're scared.
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And we understand why it continues. Because the faculty, the president, the blue state city,
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city council, the blue city mayor, the blue state governor, they all agree with the agendas of
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these left-wing students. And that's been really a lot of moral clarity. A lot of it is we always
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were told you can be against Israel, but you're not anti-Semitic. They're showing you that they're
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one in the same. Every time they try to rough up a Jewish kid or chase him into the library,
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they never say, wait, before we do this, you look Jewish to us. Could I ask you if you support
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Israel or not? They don't. And the same thing about, well, we're for Palestine, but we're not
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for terrorists like Hamas. They are. They're the same. Their flags are there. They have Hezbollah
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banners. And another myth that they blew up is, oh, the Democratic Party has this base,
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the kind of crazy base, you know, transgendered issues, open borders, the squad, Bernie Sanders,
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Elizabeth Warren, the Black Caucus. But this is not the, they're one in the same. Joe Biden cannot
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open his mouth about any of this without saying Islamophobia. He cannot just say this is an
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anti-Semitic. This is what the Democratic Party is in total. And Joe Biden, to the degree he knows
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he's there, the people around him, his wife and the Obama advisors, this party now is completely
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Jacobin left wing. And there is no base. And then maybe there's a Fetterman or two, but that's it.
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And that party is committed to open borders. They're committed to these demonstrations. They
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are anti-Semitic. They want, they do not like Israel. They rejuvenated Iran by design.
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And that's who they are. And I think American people are seeing that today.
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And the longer this goes on, it's going to hurt them.
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The exchange between the protesters at SUNY New Paltz and the head of the school there, it was
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infuriating. It reminded me of what happened at Evergreen in Washington state. The smugness of
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these protesters as though they hold all the cards and the capitulation of the head of school who was
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coming at it from the same angle, like he has no negotiating power and they're completely in charge.
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It again, makes my skin crawl. Here it is a bit in SOT 3.
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This isn't ending until our demands are met. We don't control the contract pieces the way you
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laid it out. But it's our money. We can, we, we are giving you this money. And so we are paying
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your, your bills. We are paying your paychecks. It is your responsibility, President Wheeler,
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it is your responsibility to figure it out. What I would like to do is to be able to work with you
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to bring your concerns to the places where they can make an impact. And you can come here. Okay. Come
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back with what they say. There's a card with the demands on it. You can take it to your people. I
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hear what you're saying. And I also have to say that I would rather let this not escalate
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the way other campuses, because you all have done a phenomenal job. It's up to you. That is
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your responsibility. A meditation will come from the police.
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Good. I hope they, I hope they like, I hope that that gentleman gets, he likes this because he's
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going to get a whole lot more of it. And so too will Northwestern, Rutgers, University of Minnesota,
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all of whom have caved to the demands of the protesters. They're all on bended knee,
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begging for these students to forgive them for being so awful. And their alleged support of
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Israel, they're creating things like an Arab culture center at Rutgers, a department of
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Palestinian studies. And on it goes, they, they're not fighting them. They're like, you know what?
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You're right about everything. Take over our campus. And here's our new Arab center.
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Yeah. And all, all he had to say was, I want to remind you, it's not your money. You pay tuition,
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which is a fraction of our expenses. Here's where the money goes and comes from. It comes from the
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taxpayer. He, they give us tax-free income on our endowments. They subsidize your student loans
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to this tune of $1.7 trillion. They give us massive federal grants. The endowment, such as it is
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at these schools, comes from alumni who give money. That was their money. And without it,
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you wouldn't be here. You are subsidized in every aspect. You think it's expensive?
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It would be twice as expensive. And he could, he could easily say that. All you have to do is,
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I think just, we're just looking for one person who says, Ben Sassy was really good when he said,
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no, we're not going to do that at the University of Florida. And they would fold. You just have to say,
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we saw that with the Arizona State Union young woman who was kicked out. And she broke into tears
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and sobbed. I can't believe this is happening to me. This generation is, they're hothouse plants and
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they need to be exposed to the real weather. And I think it's, you know, I really, I know this sounds
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crazy, but I really do believe after being on the Stanford campus and watching Harvard and Yale
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and Princeton and Columbia, they are going the way of Bud Light, CNN, Target and Disney. They don't
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know it because we're in the, you can't stand out and say, but a lot of people are not going to send
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their kids there. And they're going to lower their standards to get more people to come in because the
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top students will not go there. Employers will say, if I hire that graduate, they won't know how to
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analyze. They won't be skilled in composition or oral fluency. They won't be mathematically
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confident, but they will go to human resources the day they get here. And I don't want those,
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I don't want those people in my, in my company. And I think that's going to happen.
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And they're destroying their brand. It's amazing as you watch these students,
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every time we see one speak up, like in that last video, it's very clear there's somebody who's
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very gender confused leading the charge there. I don't know what it was, is it a he or a she or what
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they go by. But Joseph Massey, our favorite poet, he was calling them Osama non-binary.
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And that's exactly right. When you look at these videos, Osama non-binary would really want us to,
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to offer more support for Hamas. And we're listening. These university presidents are listening.
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She's been pretending to be ultra conservative in a very red state. And what she does
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is the moment she's challenged on something, she runs the same routine, the same playbook that she
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always has in the past. And like, for example, on the transgender bill, she tweeted that she was
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going to do it. And then she just created this whole nonsense about how, well, no, actually,
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I never said, well, it's in writing. You clearly said it, but she exploits, I think, a sense of identity
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and a sense of people feeling like they have a connection to her because of her personal story
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or whatever it might be. And then she always goes on offense. And so she essentially, there's like a
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little mini gnome cult in the moment that you call her to, to account. She all of a sudden gets angry
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at you and she doesn't take accountability for it. And this is by the way on COVID. She also decided not
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to protect people from vaccine mandates, private ones in her state. Ron DeSantis made a different
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choice, but she got very upset. That's one of the things that you guys, you guys fought over
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and had to dust up, whatever. Here's a little bit of that from 2021.
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When I'm not governor anymore, how do I know the next governor won't use that exact same precedent
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to use it to limit the freedom? But you are the governor now, Governor Noem. And, and right now,
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we're at a point where there are mandates going, people are having to get shots right now. People
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are facing losing their jobs right now. Why not be a person who is taking a stand in favor
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of individual freedom, which I believe is actually the primary purpose of the constitution. Why not
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do that? And there is nobody in this country that would, would say that I, no other governor
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took more heat over defending liberty and freedom than I did this last year. I mean, I think Governor
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Ron DeSantis might disagree, but keep going. Keep going. You keep going back.
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Oh, it's, it's just so obvious. And, and the truth is that she always points to not shutting down
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her state during COVID, but I haven't even gotten to the dog shooting, the bragging about the dog
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shooting. We're going there and we have the audio on top of the dog shooting and then making a joke
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about how she wants to shoot the president's existing dog. This is like sociopathic. I'm sorry. I don't
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want to jump around too much, but she's like a serial killer. Oh, I mean, on COVID, I sniffed this
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out because she was playing this whole game and I saw what she did to Tucker on TV. And I've seen
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what she's tried with other people, which is everyone else is dumb, but her, you know, when
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you're speaking to some of the smartest minds in media, and you're speaking to people that have
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been in this game a while, and your response is always, you just don't know enough, sir. This is how
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we do it on the ranch or whatever. You're the problem. And that's been the case with
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Chrissy Noem for a long time. Her aggressive strategy, the little cult she's built around
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her and people all go, this is what I wanted to get to before. Anyone who's known my work
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for a long time, I mentioned this to go on your show. I don't attack people on the right.
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I generally have a no enemies to the right. I don't pick fights with people. I love, I love
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the success of fellow radio hosts. I mean, I, I applaud the daily wire doing cool stuff.
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I love Dan Bongino fighting for America. Like I'm on the team, but when I see somebody who's
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being a fraud and taking advantage of people on my side who are well-intentioned and who
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will want freedom and who want effective and competent leadership, it does bother me.
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You know, when they're being lied to in a way that I think affects them. So that's where
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the original thing with, with known came up. And now, yeah, I mean, I was right. I was right
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all along and I'm right now. And some of the people that have emailed me, you know, years
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ago, why are you being so hard on her? I was like, because she's a phony. And now everyone
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knows she's actually kind of worse than a phony. She's a phony. She's a poser and she
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won't be honest about her own shortcomings. Even when she's caught red handed that exchange
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with Jesse waters. I don't have conversations about my, my, I don't about my conversations
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with world leaders. I don't, no one's asking you about substance. We're asking you, did
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you meet with him or didn't you? You're the one who brought it up, ma'am. You put it in
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your book. Did it happen or didn't it? And by the way, when you then claim when it was
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brought to my, who brought it to your attention? When, why did you read the audio book? When
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you read out loud, I met with Kim Jong-un and I stared him down. Did it occur to you that
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you were telling a lie? Because most of us would have a very clear memory if we had met
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with the leader of North Korea. It's kind of a big deal. Did you correct it then? Were
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you embarrassed? Did you go back through tooth and comb over your entire ghostwritten memoir
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to make sure there were no other errors? Cause you also appear to have lied about a meeting
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with Emmanuel Macron. How many lies are there in this book? And why should we believe you
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on anything, especially now your revisionist history about why you really shot your puppy,
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which she's now claiming the dog was basically a serial killer and not her.
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It was a, it was a 14 month old dog of a breed that I'm familiar with and have, and have
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dealt with in the past. The notion that that kind of a dog is a threat to people. She's again,
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she's lying. And for anyone who's like, well, why are we spending time on this? She was the number
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one VP candidate according to the betting markets. And this is the kind of thing in a super tight
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election. What do I want? I want Donald Trump to win. I want Republican majorities in the house
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and the Senate. I do not want some abject fraud to be the difference between victory and defeat for
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the Republicans. How could I take any pride in my job? If I would be silent when I truly believe,
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and as you pointed out, I believe that for a long time, that this is somebody who is dishonest with
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her own supporters and is dishonest with the American people and also brings a kind of nastiness. And I
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haven't even gotten into the personal stuff and I won't because I don't think I need to go there,
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but we've reported on it. You have reported on it. Yeah. The audience, we reported on this show,
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the daily mail's in-depth reporting about her alleged affair with Corey Lewandowski and the denials of which
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were absolutely pathetic and transparent. And I believe 100% it happened. That's my opinion.
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I have excellent sourcing on this and I absolutely agree with you. So I'll just, I'll say that. I
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mean, I have a lot of people that I know in DC and in political circles and we talk a lot and guess
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what? But I'll put that aside because honestly, I don't want to be, I don't want to be accused of
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being, having a double standard because, you know, some male politicians obviously get away with a lot
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of stuff in that realm, but on the telling people the truth about what you stand for and where you'll
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actually fight and whether you're a person of any integrity whatsoever, Megan, I mean, I can't help
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but laugh. She's saying she won't talk about meetings with world leaders based on a section of
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her book where she's talking about meetings with world leaders. And she thinks this is, she prepared
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this. She went on Jesse water show and Jesse was, you know, Jesse's a very nice guy. Jesse.
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Too nice there. I mean, I think he, I mean, I liked, you know, again, see, I don't want to,
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I don't want to attack people on the right. We have communists. I'm not attacking Jesse. I've,
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I've known Jesse a long time. I think he would take my, my feedback as Jesse.
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There's a different way to do it. I didn't mean it like that, but I'm just saying like,
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even just, you know, I don't, I don't want to call him out for being a little too soft on the
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interview, but I mean, I think he was, but it's okay. I really liked Jesse. But the point is she
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thought that was, people are looking to her for an answer on this. She thinks that's a legitimate
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answer and she's defiant about it. Notice there's no sense of remorse, whether it's a dog shooting
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story, which she included in the book and people can, I love dogs and I tell everybody that. So
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I'm very honest where I'm coming from. She included that in her book because she thought it made her look
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like she makes tough decisions. So she should possibly lead America, not just as vice president
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everybody. The whole game plan is vice president to president. And, and I'm sorry, like that to me,
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it's just a bridge way too far for a person who has no record of actual legislative achievement to be
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proud of and lies in a way that makes a mockery of all. It makes a mockery of all of us. Well,
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we're going to pull the lever and be like, yeah, I'm so excited about the gnome candidacy. Really?
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Let me let, okay. So we finally have, because the book hit today, including the audio version,
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Kristi Noem in her own words, describing the murder of the 14 month old puppy Cricket.
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We've condensed it into a two minute clip. Here it is. Cricket was a wire hair pointer about 14
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months old. And she had come to us from a home that had struggled with her aggressive personality.
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I was sure that she'd learn a lot going out with our older dogs that day. I was wrong.
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Within an hour of walking the first field, Cricket had blown past the group, gotten too far ahead.
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She'd flushed up birds that were out of range. She was out of her mind with excitement, chasing all
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those birds and having the time of her life. The only problem was, was there was no hunters nearby to
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shoot the birds that she was scaring up. I called her back to no avail. I hit her electronic
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collar to give her a quick tone to remind her to listen. I then hit the button to give her a
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warning vibration that told her to come back to me now. No response. The hunt was ruined and I was
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livid. Some neighbors who recently purchased a puppy from us asked me to stop and to check on their pup
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on the way home. Suddenly out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of Cricket launching herself
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out of the back end of the pickup and racing across the yard. All three of us chased Cricket around in
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circles, flailing after her while she systematically grabbed one chicken at a time, crunching it to
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death with one bite, and then dropping it to attack another. She was like a trained assassin.
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Eventually, I got my hand on her collar and she whipped around to bite me.
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There were bloodied bodies and feathers everywhere. When I got back into my truck, Cricket was sitting
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in the passenger seat looking like she had just won the lottery. The picture of pure joy. I hated that
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dog. As I drove home, I realized that I had no choice. Cricket was untrainable and after trying to
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bite me, dangerous to anybody that she came in contact with. A dog who bites is dangerous and
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unpredictable. Are you listening, Joe Biden? She was less than worthless to us as a hunting dog.
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At that moment, I realized I had to put her down. As I pulled into the driveway, I decided I had to
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deal with this problem myself. This was my dog and it was my responsibility and I would not ask somebody
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else to clean up my mess. I stopped the truck in the middle of the yard. I got out my gun, grabbed
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Cricket's leash, and I let her out into the pasture and down into the gravel pit. It was not a pleasant
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So, a few things about this. And, you know, the people in your audience who are dog lovers,
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I have a ton of them in my audience. I think they know where I'm coming from. I'll try to get past
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the horror of thinking that this is some kind of a cool story to show that, you know, you'll make
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the tough decisions, you know, to shoot your own. As a 14-month-old dog, I want to analyze this as
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objectively as I can. Why is she including? And people say, oh, this doesn't matter. Really?
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This person wants to be president of the United States. I think it matters a lot, actually.
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But put that aside. And then also talking about how she shot the goat because she didn't like the
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goat and everything else. Same day, by the way. And has video or has photos of her the same day
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that she's put horses down? She takes photos of this to commemorate it. Like, does that seem
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normal? How many people listening to this have photos of them celebrating horse put-down day
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when they shoot their horse? Okay? All right. So, those are all facts. Those are not in dispute.
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She brings up all of the issues of it being bad at hunting. So, are you killing it? And she said she
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hated it before the incident where it tried to bite her. It sounds to me like she thinks the dog
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isn't worthwhile enough to her as a hunting dog, so she's going to kill it. I mean, that's the part
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or at least she's moving in that direction. And then when she says the dog turned around to bite
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her, it didn't bite her. I have a puppy. Puppies nip and are playful and get overexcited
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all the time. Somebody should look up the breed of dog that this is. It's not an 85-pound pitbull,
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okay? This is a little bird dog. It's like a mid-sized sporting dog. The idea that this is a
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danger to people, any dog would go after chickens. It's a 14-month-old dog. And she could have given
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it away. Megan, this is a true story. I have a friend who is an absolutely avid hunter,
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sportsman, everything else. He had, I think it was the same breed of dog. It looked very similar.
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Was not a good bird dog at all. Just, he's like, it was untrainable. He loves his new bird dog so
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much he had it cloned, which is a whole other conversation. So, he could have the same dog.
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So, this guy's really into his bird dogs. This guy's really, you know what he did when he had a dog
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that he couldn't train? He said, I hired everybody. He found a single mom who was a family friend who had a
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little boy who wanted a dog. They loved that dog. What is she doing? This whole thing about how she
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had to put the dog down, she had to go kill it? I don't know. Maybe give it a day. Maybe think about
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it. This dog had lived with her for 14 months, never bitten anybody before. One bite, and she kills it?
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This is horrifying judgment in the act, and horrifying judgment to tell the story. And I'm just going to
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say this. There are people who, unfortunately, and this always happens, if you ask it at the FBI,
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why aren't frauds reported more? You know why frauds aren't reported more? I mean, monetary frauds,
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because people are embarrassed that they were taken in by it. So, the actual number of fraud that
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occurs, the monetary number, much bigger than what is officially reported, because nobody wants to say,
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oh, yeah, like, I sent the fake prints $10 million, or, you know, whatever. They'd probably tell
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them that. But I sent them $50,000. You know, nobody wants to admit this. Kristi Noem fooled a
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lot of people. And she fooled a lot of great people, people from rural America, people from South
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Dakota, people who believed in her. And I understand that there is this sense, look, I voted for Mitt
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Romney in 2012. Nobody's perfect, right? But let's look at reality, and let's see what she has shown us,
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and let's make a conscious and real decision as Republicans to have some standards of truth and
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forthrightness and judgment in our politicians. I mean, that's basically where I come down on this.
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Yes, I agree with all that. I thought she was great, too. I admit. And we really wrestled about
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whether we would even report the Corey Lewandowski news, because I really was her fan. But it was a big
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story. And my feeling was, we would report this if it were about a man. If it were about somebody on
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the shortlist, you know, being considered for VP, we would report it. And we're not going to treat her
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differently just because she's a woman. So and by the way, there are pictures. And there's a lot
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there's a lot behind that particular allegations. It does. It's not one of those things that was just
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hurled. But the there's a lot to digest in here. And I wanted to make a couple of comments as well.
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So she's upset because the dogs scurried the birds around when there was no hunter nearby.
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To shoot. He flushed up the birds. She cricket out of range. Oh, dumbass dog who didn't understand
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exactly how Kristi Noem wanted it to hunt, even though it was just a puppy. And she several times
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the dog was having the time of her life. She talks about how she looked like she'd won the lottery.
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She was the picture of pure joy. I hated that dog. Why did she hate her? She hated the dog. She
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didn't hunt right on her first time out. The dog, by the way, had just been shocked. It's fine. I
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understand the shock collar. And she hated her because when the dog was killing chickens, which
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I'm convinced at least my Strudwick would do. And they see chicken the way we see chicken like food.
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They don't understand, you know, the modern niceties of how you're supposed to be around
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chickens. They see it's food. It's prey. And by the way, it's in the dog's nature. That's why you hire
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it to help on a hunt to go retrieve the dog. I mean, the retrieve the bird. Anyway, I'm sure my
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Strudwick would eat chickens if I put him around. And he's the sweetest lug that you'd ever find in
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your life. And she seemed, if you hear the audio, to take delight in it. She wants us to believe that
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it was a tough decision because it would be a tough decision for anyone else. It would definitely be
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tough to decide to kill your innocent 14 year old puppy. That is a tough one. But it shouldn't have.
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It wasn't for her because she was motivated by anger and she clearly hated her dog. And I would
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submit is not an animal lover in any way. Absolutely. I mean, I would want to, why didn't
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she include in this memoir, which is all an act of, let's be honest, political memoirs are an act of
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propaganda, which propaganda is not always bad, but it's meant to, it's meant to be, this was meant to
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be a launch pad into national, true national politics, a vice presidential or cabinet role and
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a future run at the presidency for her. Everybody knows it. It's obvious from her little like
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spokesperson who's running around sharing polls all summer about how she's the VP that they fear
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most and all this kind of stuff. So this is not some, some theory. We all know what the game plan
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was here. She's writing this memoir. Why not say, I mean, did she cry? Did she cry after she had to
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shoot her own dog? Obviously not because she hated the dog. So she shot the dog in anger. Is that the
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kind of decision that you make when you're in a bad mood? I'm going to go kill the family dog and
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live with her for 14 months. By the way, depending on who you ask, puppies become adult dogs anywhere
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from 12 to 18 months. So this whole game that some of the gnome supporters play, it's not a puppy.
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I mean, it's basically a puppy. It's a puppy. Okay. And if, and if you're fighting about whether or not
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it's a puppy, when you're talking about killing a dog under these circumstances, you're already losing.
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Um, but I mean, it's, it's interesting to see. I'll tell you, I got a lot of pushback on my show.
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You know, Clay is not, I have a dog. I grew up with dogs and I love them. And maybe I have an
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irrational attachment to canines. Like I think that there are family members.
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My audience is totally with us. There are some who said, all right, maybe,
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but they could see why this is controversial as well. I mean, the vast majority are with us.
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Clay, Clay, you know, my co-host on our fabulous show, uh, Clay tried to be very, he's not a dog guy.
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Um, so he just took the perspective of to share this story is such political malpractice that that
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alone. I mean, to think that people, to think that if you're going to win over suburban moms in
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Pennsylvania and Arizona, which is the only reason you're being considered by the way,
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that's the only reason you're being considered as VP. Correct. And the only thing here is to get
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women, married women voters in the suburbs to really go for Trump. Okay. That is your life as VP.
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You had one job and you're telling this story about, Oh yeah, on the ranch, we just handle the
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business ourselves. The whole thing, it was political malpractice, but Clay wasn't coming
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down on her as hard. I mean, I think it bothered him, but as hard on the shooting of the dog itself,
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because people say, well, she was doing the whole, it was a danger. And what about old yeller? I'm like,
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old yeller had rabies, everybody. Okay. It was a mercy. It was a mercy killing. Okay. No one's saying
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that when you put it and then people say, well, I put my dog down when it was 15. I'm like, yeah,
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it was a mercy after a long and wonderful life with your family. Everyone does what I don't know
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people, but there's such a desperation to defend her horrible conduct. I bring it up because with
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the North Korea thing, now it's fine. Now it's just the people, you know, now it's flat. Now it's
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flat earther land. Now, if you don't see who we're dealing with here, do you know how many people
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have met? I mean, again, I worked in the CIA. I ran two presidential briefings was me, the president
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running it for the CIA vice president in the room. I have some idea of how this stuff goes.
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The number of people who have met with Kim Jong-un who are American, who are senior level
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officials, I think you could count them maybe on two hands, maybe on one. I mean, it is tiny.
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It would be a huge deal. And what you're saying is the governor of South Dakota is not on the list,
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Buck? I mean, I think this is when she was a congresswoman too. I mean, I haven't read the book
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yet, but I'm assuming you're a no-name congresswoman from South Dakota and you think you're going to be
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like chilling out with Kim Jong-un and staring him down. It's fantasy land garbage. But the reason
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somebody could include that in a book like this is they're so used to just having the people who like
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her and there are guys. And Megan, I can't speak from this perspective there, but you know, there are
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guys who they see she's attractive. You know, I live in the real world. She's a, she's a good looking
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woman and they give her more than a little leeway because of it. I'm not saying this is exactly what
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pisses me off. Some people will accuse me sometimes of being too hard on my own sex.
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It's not that I'm too hard on my own sex. It's that I have very high standards for them and I
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know they can meet them. I refuse to lower the bar for performance for my own sex. I know what we're
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capable of. We can be all the things and I don't, her behavior, her stories about herself are as fake as
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her hair. It's gotten to the point where she's trying to glam herself up. She's trying to,
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she has to decide whether she wants to be a pinup girl who's like got the guns and is super tough,
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or she wants to be a leader who's smart and sober and could take this country into the next
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generation. She's ruined the second possibility with all of this nonsense. I see her entirely
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differently than I used to before. And the lying about it has made it even worse. I mean,
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in revising the dog story in the wake of the controversy, she's changed it to the dog had attacked
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people who that's not what you said in your book. That would have been a detail you should have and
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would have included. All you said was the dog tried, but didn't to bite you, not people, not a
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danger to your kids. And by the way, it was when you were trying to take a high value item out of
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its mouth, a dead chicken, any animal would be reluctant to, to part with it. So she's lying even
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in the wake of it. And by the way, did you see the reports today? She wanted to include this dog
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story in her first book about not my first rodeo. That's what we had her on for in 21.
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And some smart advisors around her said that would be very stupid. That's not going to have
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the effect you think it is. And apparently now she has a different team. I'm Megan Kelly,
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I think it's fair to say that when we went on stage after the premiere of the first episode,
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Roseanne stole the show. Yeah. Do you agree with me? I do. She was so funny. She's doing,
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she was doing this thing where she was laughing loud in her Roseanne laugh at the whole show,
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everybody's parts. And then when she got up there, she talked a bit about what it meant to her to come
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back. This is her first animated series since the cancellation, first TV series really, since the
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cancellation of her show. Were you surprised at how it still weighs on her? You know, I'll tell you
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one thing I've really learned from celebrities is you think maybe they're wired different than other
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folk and maybe they don't see things or hang on to things or, or, or they have so much money that it
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really doesn't things sort of roll off of them because they land in this beautiful house with
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beautiful accoutrements and drive beautiful cars. Most celebrities I know hang on to stuff and have
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sort of just as much sort of rage, jealousy, animosity as anybody I've ever worked with on
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a construction site that, and more like they, you know, it's really weird. Like if you talk to
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Sylvester Stallone, you're not going to talk about all the victories. You're going to talk about
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some movie that was supposed to, you know, he'll, you'll break, you'll talk about Cobra or Driven or
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something like one of his movies. It didn't work that well. And then he'll go into this thing about
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we had a good script and the executive screwed it up and they gave us this crappy director. And I was
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like, okay, let's just talk about Rocky. Yeah. Right. You know what I mean? None of us is harboring
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that for you. Right now they it's, but I think there is something in the achievers where they, every
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pro athlete I've ever, any big time pro successful athlete I've ever interviewed can tell you when
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they screwed up in the game in high school or when they screwed up in the game in college, like it's
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baked into their mind. It's, it's, it's not the victories. They, they remember the losses and they,
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they're really hard on themselves and they really dwell on it. I mean, Roseanne's not hard on herself,
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but they're angry about the losses. Yeah. The woman who made a million dollars an episode
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when she was the queen of sitcoms and, you know, 1991 dwells on the loss where it's, I look at her,
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I'm like, she's Roseanne. You know, she's one of those people who, you know, by a first name,
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she's so gifted. She got completely ramroaded by her fellow castmates by, uh, ABC, by the executives
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and so on. And I think she must be past that, right? She's got to be past all that. It still
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burns her. And she's still really, and you know, you think back to how they took that show away from
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her when it was, she, she had brought it back and they were number one again. And anyway, so good for
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you. It's the castmates. It's a cowardly castmates that drive me nuts. Yeah. Sarah Gilbert was the
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worst. She's the worst. The worst. She's the worst. Are they friends? I mean, like we've been out here
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for a long time. Are they actually like capable of being good friends? I don't know. Sarah Gilbert is an angry
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bitch. I hate her. I did. I did her show the blab or the talk or the yak or whatever the hell they
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call it, you know? And I don't know. She gave me some sort of 10 minute dissertation on what
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lesbians were or something. I was like, Oh, shut up. You shrew. Okay. Speaking of sex lives, um,
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let's talk a little Stormy Daniels because yeah, you, I don't know if whether Mr. Bertrand watches the
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news, but, um, I think you'd have some strong opinions on the woman who took the stand yesterday in
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the Trump trial. She, Adam, she got up there and I'm not going to, I'm not going to tell you about
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her walk into the courtroom and her taking of the stand. I'm going to let, uh, our mutual friend,
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Lawrence O'Donnell night, not true. Uh, tell us both about his impressions of her walking into that
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courtroom. Watch this. The excitement and anticipation in the room hit a new high
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at 10 32 AM. She entered wearing all black as if on her way to a funeral. Oh my God. The loose
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fitting, plain black clothing draping from her shoulders to her toes suggested the modesty of a
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none. The makeup was minimal the way she and the other moms and her neighborhood might look
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when shopping at the local grocery store, the long blonde hair held up with a clip at the back
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of her head, the way it might be in a utilitarian way while she was doing dishes or checking one of
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the horseshoes on her horse. She was alone in the room with him that first time. This time there were
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over a hundred people in the room, all watching her except him. Oh my God. The drama that he's,
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I don't, I, you know what I want to say to all these adults who are in the news industry?
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What did you go to journalism school for? This is a Mexican soap opera. You're not a journalist.
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You idiot. Why did you do that? What compelled you? You know what I mean?
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Was it to bust the lid off of stories like this? Is it to just use nothing but hyperbole to
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essentially try to turn a zero burger into a double King cheese? You know, what, what are you doing?
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Like, where's your dignity? I feel this way about almost everybody in media these days. Why are you
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here? What are you doing? What compelled you to get into this business? What motivated you to get in
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business? What would your dad say? Who paid for you to go to college and then journalism school to
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see this sad sack on display? No, it's so true. They, but they can't help themselves. This is their
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Superbowl, their Oscars in all of it wrapped into the world series wrapped into one. And this plus when
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Michael Cohen takes the stand, this is the apex of their event. They wanted to hear her talk about
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Trump and how brief the sexual interlude was because they want to see him humiliated.
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Of course, of course it's it. A Michael Cohen is a spastic nut job who I interviewed on my podcast
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once. And in the almost 4,000 podcast episodes I've done, it was the only time I said to a guest,
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I am going to hang up. If you do not reel it in, like if you cannot maintain yourself,
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I'm going to hang up. And I have a long fuse for nutty people. I, you know, I think the record
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will reflect. The record will reflect. I started off with my family, went into my friends, went
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into, you know, teaching boxing, working on construction site, doing love line. I've known
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a lot of nut jobs and have given a lot of leeway. Michael Cohen was literally the only person I've
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ever said, if you don't reel it in, because he was so agitated and kind of unprofessional and stupid.
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I said, I am going to hang up on you. Wow. It was a January 6th thing where I said,
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I think it was a riot, but I don't think it was an insurrection. And he started going insane.
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Mr. President, I really wanted to ask you a question because recently on Cinco de Mayo,
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you had a big party and you brought out the margaritas in the Rose Garden and had a great
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time demanding that Congress demand or allow dreamers who have been model citizens, according to
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you, come into the country and vote. And, and, um, that was very controversial. What, how did you,
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did you drink those margaritas? Cause you said some weird things that day.
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Yeah. At Rose Garden, was I, what was I doing while I was at the Rose Garden?
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Well, you're the president and that's your garden.
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President? I'd like to meet that man. I salute that guy.
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Can I ask you, sir? I know this may be a little impudent, but you seem to get lost a lot when I
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see you in these videos and you seem to have trouble with the stairs up Air Force One. I mean,
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if it's not your age, what is it we're seeing in those videos?
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Those are, those are, uh, those are fake films that they, they, they'll take a, they'll take a
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perfectly good job. I, you know, I'll take my talking pills and I'll be, I'll be doing just
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fine. Sometimes the stairs will come at you and then, and, and, and they'll, uh, they'll move that
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things, that things on the conveyor belt, you know, if you're familiar with the plane stairs.
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Oh, got to look really closely, I guess, to see it. I have to ask you about your revisions to title
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nine. I have to tell you, I'm very unhappy with you. You made, you redefined the word woman. You
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now said that biological boys and men in K through 12 and college can go into the girls' locker rooms,
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into the girls' bathrooms. Why'd you do that?
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That's right. That's right. It's the right thing to do. Whether, whether it's a boy having a boy,
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having vaginas or penis, having girls, everyone deserves to go to the bathroom and in the same
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place. And I stand, I'll stand by that. That's what I'll take care of her.
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Would you want your daughter using such a bathroom with a biological man coming in?
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Well, you know, who's to say, you know, my daughter could, uh, my daughter could have a,
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uh, a penis or a vagina or a vagina or a penis. You know, the worst thing you can do is tell a man
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that he has to have certain, uh, certain things. And I, you know, there's a stall there. You close
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the door, man. Come on. Well, the other thing you did in your title nine revisions was you took
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away due process rights for young men on college campus who, uh, campuses who get accused of sexual
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assault. And, you know, it does occur to me, sir, respectfully that if you held yourself to those
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same standards, when Tara Reed accused you of a sexual assault, you might be behind bars.
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Oh, come on. I just gave her a nice little sniff. That's all. It's the difference between a sniff and a
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sexual sniff. Big difference. But you're, you're assuming I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, um, um, uh, if you're,
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you're assuming I'm, I'm doing, I'm, I'm sorry. Come on. You know, the thing.
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What do you, you know, Mr. President, sometimes you refer to the dead people as alive and the alive
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people as dead. That's happening more and more. What, what's like, do you not remember who's dead
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and alive? Yeah. Well, you know, it's hard to, you know, you know, it's hard to remember sometimes
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who's, who's a dead and who's not alive person. So I think what the best thing is we can do as
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a nation is come together and just start all over. And, uh, just, if I, if I say, if here's the thing,
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it's better than a Donald duck guy. That's the vote, man. All right. The guy's got orange legs.
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Hmm. You know, before I let you go, I've got to let you respond to the criticism that was launched
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the way of your wife at the top of the show. Adam Carolla came on and made a point. I confess
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I've made myself in the past, sir. And that is that your wife has no business calling herself
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doctor, that she's not a real doctor care to respond. Yeah. She's a real, come on. She's a real
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doctor, doctor, uh, she's a doctor of, uh, she's a doctor of, of something, man. Right. What do you
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say? She's, you could go to her, ask her. I go to her all the time. I say, Jill, what do I do with
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this? You know, she'll say, get a bandaid or whatnot. And she's a doctor. You think, what do you
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think she is? Oh yeah. She, I think she's got something approaching a doctorate, but not an
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actual PhD in education. Jill. Hey, you're a doctor. Huh? What? What? Oh, you're right. She's not,
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she's not a doctor. I've never asked her that before. You maybe should find a new doctor,
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sir, to look after your neurological health. Thank you so much for being here. That's a
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great honor to have you on the program. Appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thanks for listening to the Megan Kelly show. No BS, no agenda and no fear.