Brutal Inflation, 1⧸6 Manipulation, and Motherhood, with Eric Bolling, Michael Knowles, and Christina P. | Ep. 340
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Inflation has hit a new all-time high, and it's not slowing down any time soon. Megynkelly breaks down what that means for the economy and what it could mean for the country. She's joined by Eric Bolling of The Daily Wire and Michael Knowles of The Weekly Standard to talk about the impact of the January 6th hearing.
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Like that woman over there with the designer jeans.
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Your home for open, honest, and provocative conversations.
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Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show and happy Friday.
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Well, the January 6th theater hit primetime last night.
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We're going to get to some of what the Democrats want you to believe
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But just hours after the January 6th findings were put on display,
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the party and the White House and the rest of us got a major reality check
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A new report from the Bureau of Labor finding that last month, inflation saw the fastest
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Most of you listening, half of you probably weren't even born.
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Energy prices up 35%, but you hardly need me to tell you that.
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You can feel that one fuel oil up an astonishingly and astonishing 107% from last year.
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The average price of gas is now approaching $5 a gallon.
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In a moment, I'm going to be joined by The Daily Wire's Michael Knowles to talk about
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the January 6th hearing last night on Capitol Hill, the theater.
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And later in the show, we will close out a busy week with some fun with comedian Christina
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But first, we've got to get to this inflation and the economy.
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And here to break down what it all means is our pal Eric Bolling, host of The Balance
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I wish I could come on when we had some better news, but wow, this inflation stuff is bad.
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So put it in perspective, because they were hoping it was going to go down.
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It's going in the wrong direction, as pretty much every metric economically is.
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No, it's super bad because it's not stopping here.
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Every time I come on, I talk about how the Biden administration isn't changing anything.
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And all they really have to do is change their energy policy.
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I mean, they're so out to lunch when it comes to energy policy.
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Jennifer Granholm, the energy secretary, the energy secretary of the United States has
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She laughed when a Bloomberg reporter asked her, you know, what are you going to do about
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A barrel of oil right now, and every time I come on, Megan, it's been higher.
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A barrel of oil right now globally is $122 a barrel.
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There was a time in 2020, towards the very end of Trump's presidency, it was late April
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At $4.98.7, which is our national average today for gas, that has to catch up to the $122
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a barrel of oil because you put oil through a refinery.
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It comes out backside gasoline, heating oil, fuel oil, and jet fuel.
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$122 means you're probably going to exceed $6 or $7 a gallon in the United States unless
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Another big problem here, we're going into the cooling season, the air conditioning season
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What happens in August is you're going to see massive, massive spikes in your power bill
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on top of basically having to pull out a tooth to afford gasoline.
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Your power, your electricity bills over the summer are going to be astronomical.
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And their only answer is go buy an electric car.
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And I know everyone's talking about a $60,000 electric car, but there's a bigger problem than
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The bigger problem is right now we have a million electric vehicles on the road.
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We have 350 million vehicles total on the road.
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If you were to double that, just to 2 million, and not even put a dent in our consumption of
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We would never, ever, ever be able to be able to power up those, someone was just talking
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to me, never be able to power up those vehicles.
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You need it every place so the cars can keep going.
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Well, yeah, but here we're going to have rolling brownouts.
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New York and California are already telling us this summer, get ready.
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You're going to have blackouts and rolling brownouts to just to be able to get power to
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people continuously, but they'll be blocked without pushing an electric vehicle agenda
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And again, the biggest component of inflation, and they don't get this, they're not getting
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Joe Biden was sworn into office on January 20th, 2021.
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It's 108% higher right now, but it never went down.
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So them saying it's Putin's fault because the last $1.20 is Putin.
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It's like the referee blowing a call in the fourth quarter, and you're blaming the referee,
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So yesterday we had on Ryan Grimm to talk about Joe Biden's mental health.
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It wasn't anything about gas, but he was mentioning, and he's a left-leaning person.
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But his take on the oil problem, the gasoline problem was, we're going to be in this predicament
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until the Saudi prince decides we're not going to be.
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Because I know there are some people who say, look, the Saudis haven't been working for us.
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They're not backfilling what we lost when we did the Russian embargo, the sanctions,
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which I realized was only a single-digit sacrifice on our part.
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But they're saying the Saudis control the spigot.
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And right now, we don't really want to deal with the prince.
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We'll only deal with the old man, the king, because we don't really like the prince who,
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you know, Jamal Khashoggi, the Washington Post journalist, appears to have been murdered by
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In any event, it's complicated because we need the Saudis to some extent on a number of fronts.
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And he was basically blaming these gas prices on the prince, the Saudi Arabian prince.
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So the only reason why the prince matters or the mullahs in Iran matter or anywhere or the
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dictators in Venezuela matter is because we've gone off being self-sufficient in energy.
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There was a point in 2020 where we were completely self-sufficient.
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We were not importing a single barrel of oil or products.
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Now, with the pulling back of the Keystone Pipeline and all the other making it more difficult
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for oil companies to produce oil, making it more expensive for them to produce oil because
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of regulations and a really unfriendly business climate under the Green New Deal squadsters,
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And now we're importing 7 million barrels of oil a day.
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Russia was only a couple hundred thousand barrels.
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Yes, we have to go back and Biden's got to go, you know, bow and beg to the to the oil,
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the OPEC oil cartel, gangster cartel who are holding it over our heads.
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They would solve every single one of their problems.
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They might even salvage a midterm election or a presidential election if they just started
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But they're too married to the ideology to do that.
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And they're willing to lose in the midterms and lose in 2024 just to appease the progressive
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And in the meantime, drag the middle class down into maybe the lower class in America.
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That's the third straight double digit rise in in those.
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They're saying that the inflationary number, again, now 8.6, could go up to 9 percent.
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This is sourced to The Wall Street Journal as early as July and is likely to stay there
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I mean, 9 percent inflation until at least the fall.
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I don't care how many hearings they have on January 6th, Eric.
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This is what the people are going to be looking at.
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Megan, they need to do a hearing with Janet Yellen, who admitted on television that they
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They blew it and they didn't see inflation heating up.
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And again, in conjunction with the White House.
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The reason why the stock market is down 800 points today is because the money people,
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the smart money, realizes that the only way now to combat inflation, if they're not going
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to go after gasoline and reduce our prices at the pump, which would work, then they have
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So they're going to have to raise interest rates.
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They keep, Biden keeps blaming the global supply chain for inflation because prices are
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going up because of global supply, global supply chain.
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China, you know, China's inflation rate is today, 2.1%, 2.1%.
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We're 8.6 on our way to 10 because it has nothing to do with the global supply chain.
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It has everything to do with the price we're paying for fuel.
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Fuel is a component in every single thing we buy.
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Everything we buy, I don't care what you tell you, pick a product.
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I'll explain how oil and fuel have a component in the price of that.
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And not to mention the cost of delivering this stuff.
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$5.75, that's a trucker has to fill up a 200-gallon, 300-gallon tank.
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He's not doing it for free, so he's got to raise his transportation costs.
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Yeah, I mean, I've heard from a lot of our listeners and our viewers who talk about how,
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you know, they live in the Midwest, they live in so-called flyover country,
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and they have to fill up the gas tanks of tractors.
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You know, they have to drive as much as an hour to the gas pump to begin with,
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because they're not living right, you know, right next to it.
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And then they've got to fill up huge tractors multiple times.
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I mean, can you imagine how they are feeling these prices?
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These don't tend to be people who have tons of income at the ready.
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And then on top of it, you see your 401k take a nosedive,
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because the market's down 800 points, because they can see what's coming,
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And it is, and it is coming, and 401ks are going to be hurt.
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But again, you know, we talk a lot, Megan, as far as an investment strategy goes.
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If you're on a regular investment strategy, stay with it.
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Stay with it, because otherwise you're playing games and trying to time markets.
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So just do a regular, over the course of time, things will work out.
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It may take a Republican Congress to stop some of the horrible, horrible legislation
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that they're pushing through with the Democrat House, Senate, and White House.
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So maybe just having the Congress flip would be a, I would say,
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It's so hard, because the damage has been done.
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He's already unleashed a lot of the problems that are causing this.
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And it's really hard to get that tiger back into the cage.
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but I'm looking forward to talking to you soon about the exciting things.
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And now we turn our attention to January 6th and the committee's first primetime hearing last night.
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They were like, in our second hearing, in our 479th hearing, see footnote 404.
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It was like, how long is this going to go on for?
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The next one's already coming on Monday, actually, at 10 in the morning.
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Um, the corporate media, very excited about all the supposedly new revelations.
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Joining me now, our pal Michael Knowles, the host of The Michael Knowles Show on The Daily Wire.
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What were your impressions of January 6th theater?
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I so enjoy speaking with you that I actually watched some of the January 6th hearings.
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I had absolutely no intention of watching even a second of it.
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But I said, no, I'm going on Megan Kelly's show.
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Don't listen to the God King, Jeremy Boring, over at Daily Wire.
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As a lawyer, I was offended by the absence of a defense.
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You know how easy it is to go into a courtroom and win a case when there's nobody on the other side?
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No caution exercised because I know I'm going to get slammed if I misrepresent.
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I'd have 100 percent, can you say, batting average?
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And, you know, there were obvious misrepresentations on some of the facts, obvious misrepresentations,
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But I have to say, like, there were manipulations, Michael.
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And I'll give you one that I just texted my team.
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As a television person and a lawyer, one of the things I noticed in their pre-produced package
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that the media was salivating over was the track, the audio track that accompanied it
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of like, ah, ah, effing this, ah, it never deviated.
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There was shot of one mob in one part of the Capitol, a different shot of a different piece
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of the mob in a different part of the Capitol, a shot of the mob ascending the stairs to the
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As a journalist, you could be fired for doing such a thing.
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That's a theatrical trick that you do to sort of amp up people's emotion.
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But as if I ever tried that on a package for Brit Hume on special report, he would have
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And in a court of law, it would never be allowed.
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That's why you have an opposing counsel to make sure that what's being introduced in front
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of the Trier effect is fair and fairly and accurately represents the events as they went
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You can't just find the most incendiary audio track, lay it under all your various pictures
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And it it is propaganda, what we're seeing on the bright side.
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And it gets to your first point, which is that there was no opposition here.
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This was the biggest mistake that Pelosi and the Democrats made with regard to the January
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The Republicans were going to play ball, whether or not it was a good idea for the Republicans
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And then Pelosi rejected Jim Jordan and Jim Banks from being on the committee.
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She would only allow the squishy fake Republicans to come on who are effectively just Democrats
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So at that point, the Republicans had the perfect out to say, OK, you're not going to allow
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And and so now it just looks like such obvious theater.
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If you if you had real Republicans on that committee sitting there, pushing back, grilling,
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many more people would be watching this and it would be having a far greater effect
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It would seem like this really, really matters.
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But as it is now, it's just one long, fairly poorly produced Democrat campaign ad.
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And people, regardless of their partisan inclinations, just don't really care about that so much.
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It's not going to have the midterm election effect that they wanted it to.
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It's like and now here to defend Trump, the Lincoln Project.
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I mean, it's like just because these two people, Cheney and Kinzinger, have an R in name
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only after their names at this point, does not mean that they are actually going to provide
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the defense perspective, which would have been illuminating.
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But by the way, already happened at the impeachment hearing because we've been through this already.
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I'll give you another misrepresentation that jumped out at me as part of the salivated over
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video tape that they showed at the end in order to bring home the dramatic moment.
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And don't forget, they hired James Gold, James Goldston of ABC News, who is the guy who changed
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GMA into more of a salacious type morning program effectively for ratings.
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And you look at this package and it ends with like the zinger, right?
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They've built up your emotion with the sound and it ends with Trump, just just voiceover
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OK, when you hear it after having watched them battle with police and storm the Capitol,
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And I knew as soon as I heard it, I remembered this interview.
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He gave to Maria Bartiromo seven months after the fact.
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And I said to my team, could you please go back and check?
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Because I guarantee you he was not talking about the mob in the Capitol, that he was talking
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about the people at his rally prior who were peaceful.
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This is from their package, from their extraordinary video that they played last night.
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And I mentioned the word love, the love, the love in the air.
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OK, so before we get to the full soundbite, so dishonest.
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They run that over over an event that he was not talking about.
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Your ass would be fired from any news organization and you would be kicked out of court if you
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And here is the here is more of the interview he gave to Maria Bartiromo on July 11th, 2021
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The largest one I've ever spoken before is called by people, by patriots.
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And it was a very mild mannered speech, as I think has been.
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In fact, they just came out with a report in Congress and they didn't mention my name,
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But what they were complaining about and the reason, in my opinion, you had over a million
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people there, which the press doesn't like to report at all because it shows too much
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You had over a million people that they were there for one reason, the rigged election.
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And I mentioned the word love, the love, the love in the air.
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And, you know, that's why they went to Washington.
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Well, this is what they did to Trump at Charlottesville, too.
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They used this clip of Trump after Charlottesville when he said there were very fine people on
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both sides of the issue of removing a Confederate statue.
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He immediately afterwards said, I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis.
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They put the clip of him talking about fine people over the images of neo-Nazis and white
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You knew this was going to be dishonest from the outset.
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There was a Democrat congressman from Mississippi who opened up the hearings.
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And he said, those people that I saw on January 6th, they remind me of the Ku Klux Klan and
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the white supremacists that I had that I had seen in Mississippi.
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He's not presenting any evidence of any connection between the Ku Klux Klan and the people who
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You know, the Democrats have tried to pretend that the mob going into the Capitol is the
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worst assault on our sacred temple of democracy in history.
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1915, a Harvard professor set off a bomb in the Senate, blew up the Senate reception room.
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1954, I believe it was, there was a group of Puerto Rican activists shot up the House
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1971, Weather Underground, a radical leftist group, bombed the Capitol.
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1983 or 1984, another leftist group, the Armed Resistance Unit, bombed the Capitol.
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By comparison to that, the horn hat guy dancing around the rotunda is child's play.
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And furthermore, the reason this doesn't resonate with people is because we know that what happened
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on January 6th is not only not the worst insurrection in American history, it wasn't the
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That would have been BLM, which spent eight months killing dozens of people.
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BLM killed dozens of people, attacked multiple federal buildings, and burned down cities coast
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So ordinary Americans in the middle, frankly, I think even center left and certainly the
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And they're saying, look, you're presenting us with a highly sensationalized, largely fictional
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narrative, and we're just not going to buy that.
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Two thousand cops injured in the context of the BLM riots.
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And they want to look like they love cops by putting this one woman up to testify yesterday.
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And what she went through seemed highly unpleasant.
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It was wrong what they did to them and what they did to those cops.
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But these Democrats acting like they care deeply about police officers after ginning up the
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I mean, please, nobody believes that they're using these cops for political purposes.
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But you raise a good point because that's another lie they told last night about how five police
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You'll hear in this butted soundbite I'm about to play, the last person on there is Congressman
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Thompson, who continued the lie about five cops being killed either at the January 6th riot
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or because of dying because of the January 6th riot.
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And in particular, Brian Sicknick is one of them, but he's just one of the five.
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Listen, we put together a little soft montage of the claims which are untrue.
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Listen, they beat a Capitol police officer to death with a fire extinguisher.
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Officer Brian Sicknick died after being hit in the head with a fire extinguisher during
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He died at the age of 42 after he was bludgeoned the fire extinguisher.
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Literally criminals to break through Corden, go into the Capitol, kill a police officer.
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I know that some of the witnesses from our first hearing are in the room with us, along
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with some of the family members, friends and widows of the officers who lost their lives
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Glenn Greenwald's done great reporting on this.
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medical examiner, had not suffered any blunt force trauma.
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And by the way, no one's been charged in connection with Brian Sicknick's death.
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And as for the police officers who later committed suicide, that's what they're talking about with
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Police has said publicly he has no idea whether those officers were driven to suicide by January
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Obviously, it's a very tough job and it had been a very tough year for cops in America that
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again, the blatant using the they're using these cops and their unfortunate deaths to try
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And the Democrats in Congress are still shamelessly doing it.
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The establishment media have since backed off it a little because it's just such a brazen
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But but even so, they would run the story on page A1.
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So you'd see Capitol police, Capitol rioters, murder, Capitol police officer, Brian Sicknick.
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Now, the tweet that says that the January 6thers killed the police officer gets a gazillion
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retweets and then the correction that you get from the media is barely noticed.
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It's been so effective, in fact, that the Democrats in Congress right now can still continue
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I never want to attribute to malice that which is equally explained by stupidity.
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And I don't think that the average IQ of this committee is particularly high.
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But if it is ignorance right now, someone should correct the record, because if it's if it's
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an intentional lie, they are, as you say, abusing these cops and their families, exploiting
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It's a disgraceful and shameful thing, though, in a year or two years where the Democrats have
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It's like if we're going to do that, OK, and I don't know, maybe the stress of that
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I would I would be open minded to evidence of that.
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But what about the stress of what the Democrats did to these cops over the previous year?
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Even before George Floyd, they were being demonized by Democrats and called racists and
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investigation after investigation into police department after police department because
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of one suspicious arrest, even one that would later be found, OK, would lead to investigations
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We're going to try to say if when a police officer commits suicide, it's directly because
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And it just to me is yet another manipulation because they don't have what they really need,
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They don't have the smoking gun of Trump saying we're going to the Capitol.
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We're not letting the electors pass their votes or cast their votes.
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It's whether he caused a riot, whether he caused it in the eyes of the law.
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This is how you know that the rest of the hearings are going to be extremely boring.
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They might even lie a little bit, but they won't have that smoking gun.
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The way you know that is because if they had the smoking gun, we would have already heard
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That is not the same thing as when Republicans hold a hearing.
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When Republicans hold a hearing, sometimes they can present new information.
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The reason for that is that the media hate the Republicans.
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The media and the Democrats are on the same side.
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And so we would have already heard it from the Democrats' mouthpieces in the establishment
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media, whereas sometimes Republicans need these sorts of political stunts even to get
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In fact, the most damning evidence that the Democrats did have in January and February
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And you're going to have Liz Cheney making lots of hot air, but blowing out hot air and
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grandstanding in her fleeting moments left in Congress.
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You're going to have the Democrats try to get some good campaign ads out of this.
00:30:10.160
And then everyone's going to move on because because the American people, if you couldn't
00:30:14.960
convince them to care about this in February and March of 2021, you're certainly not going
00:30:20.360
to convince them to care about it a year and a half later.
00:30:23.660
Legally, to prove incitement, you have there's a much higher bar and they have not reached
00:30:31.160
I mean, it's fine to go after Trump politically because he was the sitting president and he
00:30:36.220
And he did say a lot of things that got people upset and caused them to believe that the election
00:30:41.200
And so I'm like, I'm not excusing his rhetoric around the election.
00:30:44.860
What I'm saying is that legally they don't have him.
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And so politically, they already took their shot.
00:30:51.980
Like they they impeached the guy for political purposes.
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And now they're going back for another bite at the apple pretty openly because they want to
00:31:00.900
get a political let up leg up before the midterm elections.
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Only this time, there's no one there to defend Trump.
00:31:09.940
I mean, it's it's just the most nakedly partisan thing I've seen done in a long time.
00:31:16.140
There's their I guess their smoking gun that they thought they had was a suggestion by Liz
00:31:23.520
Not a witnesses that that Trump, when listening to his supporters say, hey, chant, hang Mike
00:31:31.020
Pence, may have reportedly said something like good idea or, you know, maybe my supporters
00:31:38.380
That that was not introduced into evidence that came from her mouth about something that
00:31:51.480
That's why people need to keep in mind there are no standards to what they're putting in
00:31:56.200
It is theater and it ought to be treated as such.
00:32:04.160
The reason they are going to continue this, though, is because they truly have nothing else.
00:32:09.940
I don't say this just because I'm a conservative and I'm a Republican.
00:32:13.520
They have nothing that they can possibly run on in the midterms.
00:32:16.440
The economy is in the doldrums and no one believes them when they say it's in a good
00:32:22.240
We've got the first major war in Europe breaking out since World War Two.
00:32:27.420
That was the one issue that they were above water on.
00:32:29.820
But even that they've botched and they're underwater on covid.
00:32:32.640
They could they could try to bring it back, I guess.
00:32:34.680
But I think people are past their lockdowns and their mandates and their masks.
00:32:39.620
And the only message that you're going to hear from now until the midterms is, do you remember
00:32:43.740
how bad that awful mean tweeting orange man was?
00:32:46.440
And frankly, when people are paying seven dollars a gallon for gas, I don't think they're going
00:32:50.340
to look on the Trump years as the horrible insurrectionist mayhem that the Democrats are
00:32:56.580
I think they're probably going to look on it fondly and say maybe these Democrats aren't
00:33:05.480
You know, the people who hate him were like, yeah, back to the anti-Trump stuff.
00:33:14.780
No one's going to hold us to account with if the media is on our side.
00:33:30.280
Coming up, we're switching gears this Friday with the hilarious comedian Christina P.
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It's been a busy, serious week, and we need to switch gears before we go into this weekend,
00:33:49.260
Comedian Christina P joins us now for the first time to talk about the joys and drags of parenting,
00:33:55.700
how to not kill your husband, and much, much more.
00:34:00.720
Christina is the co-host of the wildly popular podcast, Your Mom's House, with her husband
00:34:09.580
And she has a new special on Netflix called Mom Jeans, G-E-N-E-S, which will have you laughing
00:34:21.880
I feel like I wrote the special just so I could do press and talk to you.
00:34:28.940
It looks like a throne that you're sitting in there.
00:34:33.860
I've decided that I haven't moved past what I liked when I was 15 years old, so this is
00:34:43.000
I'm going to get cork, M-E-G-Y-N letters for my master bedroom soon.
00:34:50.640
Did you ever have that when you were growing up?
00:34:58.700
I wish my parents were that savvy enough to get stuff like that for me.
00:35:04.600
You talk openly about how they might not have been 100% there for you at all times.
00:35:10.880
But that's what led to your great gift as a comedian.
00:35:13.680
Well, isn't that what leads to a great career in show business?
00:35:22.820
And yeah, if you would have told me five years ago that I would be on Megyn Kelly's show,
00:35:31.900
And now I listen to you and I'm like, yeah, this broad saying some smart stuff.
00:35:46.160
And I was like, I know I'm going to like talking to her because it does give you just
00:35:52.040
And it does give you like an open mindedness that the way you see things might not be the
00:36:00.980
And I think that's why it's so frustrating for me now, especially as a comedian, to see
00:36:07.840
Like what happened to being able to listen to anybody and just take what you like?
00:36:13.520
You know, I listen to you and I agree with some stuff.
00:36:16.340
And then I go, no, but I take and then you form an opinion and that's OK.
00:36:20.660
And it it breaks my heart that people's lives are getting ruined.
00:36:23.480
I was listening to Elia Shapiro on your show last week.
00:36:27.720
And that guy's life was ruined from that whole Georgetown thing.
00:36:38.020
So he basically had his life ruined for this tweet he sent out and immediately apologized
00:36:42.140
for and tried to reword about Joe Biden saying he's only going to pick a black woman for the
00:36:50.300
And Elia said, well, you should really pick this guy on the D.C.
00:36:59.000
And if you pick anybody less than him, they're going to be less qualified by definition.
00:37:02.020
And the way he landed the tweet was instead, we're going to get stuck with a lesser black
00:37:07.440
He didn't mean black women are lesser by definition.
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They put him on suspension for four months at this job.
00:37:17.160
They finally said, OK, you can come because you didn't technically belong to Georgetown yet
00:37:23.600
He basically gave him the middle finger and said, thanks, but no, thanks.
00:37:30.500
I'm scrolling Twitter the other day and there is a woman.
00:37:40.540
OK, and she was pissed off about the Johnny Depp verdict and OK, that's fine.
00:37:47.080
But she went on a tear about women lawyers who defend men in particular in any Me Too
00:37:54.720
situation that you tell me why Michelle Dauber is not suspended at Stanford.
00:38:00.420
Of all the women who suck up to male power, women lawyers are the absolute worst of the
00:38:06.940
bunch, desperate to prove they are real lawyers and understanding that being a woman undermines
00:38:13.100
They throw women under the bus as hard and fast as they can.
00:38:18.460
Then she goes on this little like rant of she shows this one female lawyer, Bill Cosby's
00:38:26.160
skirt, another female lawyer, Brock Turner's skirt.
00:38:29.500
Aaron Persky's skirt, Harvey Weinstein's skirt, Cuomo's skirt, Cuomo's other skirt, Weinstein's
00:38:39.840
How does this woman still have her university job teaching young lawyers?
00:38:48.860
And look, I'm I'm no lawyer, but I did spend two whole weeks in law school and I dropped
00:38:54.040
And I look, isn't isn't the job of the law to give the best possible case for
00:39:03.260
Everyone is entitled to a lawyer, a defense lawyer, criminal, civil doesn't matter why.
00:39:09.740
I don't get to represent anybody accused of me, too, because I have a vagina.
00:39:13.960
Michelle, you might not understand the rules of womanhood.
00:39:18.600
Well, yeah, I think you're not supposed to call yourself a woman.
00:39:26.960
Men don't just have to be like a person with penis.
00:39:29.980
And did you know that men are not fat models, that only women are fat models?
00:39:46.000
And the irony is, is that it's a men's fitness magazine and there's a really overweight lady
00:39:54.960
And anyway, I tweeted, I'm like supermodel, more like supper model.
00:40:08.540
The thing is, like Jordan Peterson got like chastised for saying he did not find the heavyset
00:40:21.580
He is not required to think this person is beautiful.
00:40:27.340
But why does he have to be run off Twitter for saying that not for me?
00:40:43.040
Because you dropped an F-bomb last week and I almost fell out of my chair.
00:40:49.000
I wasn't allowed to all those years on, you know, cable and network television.
00:40:52.380
So I sometimes I really had to try hard to filter because I do have a mouth like a sailor.
00:41:01.700
I, you know, I tried to fit into polite society.
00:41:04.260
Like I said, I was I was in law school for two whole weeks and then I had 22 jobs in
00:41:08.560
four years after college that I either got fired from or quit.
00:41:11.680
And then I found comedy and I was like, this is perfect.
00:41:19.120
So so so we kind of have a similar job hazard when we're off duty in that we're used to saying
00:41:26.200
things that normal people might find offensive.
00:41:33.440
So like if you go out to dinner with new people, are you like, do you censor or what do you do?
00:41:38.680
Let me tell you, so I feel like I've kept my circle pretty insulated, like everybody that
00:41:45.300
works here in Studio Jeans, we call Studio Jeans a safe space because you're allowed to say
00:41:53.100
So I feel like I don't even let that into my circle like you'd be kicked out so fast.
00:42:01.820
And you can tell pretty quick who's who's down for you and who's not.
00:42:07.420
I so we just moved to a new town this year and I'm just in the process of meeting people
00:42:13.120
tends to be other moms, you know, and I'm always thinking in the back of my head, edit,
00:42:19.500
Not everybody will touch these third rail subjects casually over dinner.
00:42:25.580
And that that's actually how I found your podcast, because we were living in Los Angeles during
00:42:33.280
And there was a point where I, you know, I grew up liberal as can be.
00:42:38.160
I grew up in Los Angeles and I'm like a 90s liberal.
00:42:41.120
And there was a point where I was looking around and I'm like, wait a minute, people are wearing
00:42:47.320
And wait a minute, I'm not so sure I need to wear a mask when I'm out walking in the open
00:42:53.100
And my two year old certainly doesn't need to wear a mask.
00:42:56.380
And I found these other moms who on the down low agreed with me and it became in hushed
00:43:08.100
And it opened up this whole world of like, yeah, I agree with you on so many issues.
00:43:15.560
Not that I'm pooing poo pooing L.A. because it's still my I love it.
00:43:21.680
When I applied my son to kindergarten and they asked me what his pronouns were.
00:43:39.800
And like, I'm so sick of people saying that there's no gender difference between little
00:43:44.320
And if you've raised children, especially boys, I have two little boys, three and six.
00:43:55.380
Have you seen a six year old girl piss out a campfire?
00:44:00.000
So, I mean, I have to say she's coming around to it.
00:44:04.180
But like, my daughter's nowhere near as obsessed with poops and farts and butts as my boys are.
00:44:11.280
Now, I know you have an affinity for this humor, too.
00:44:16.160
But I don't think they're born within an affinity for it the way that, you know, the cross gender
00:44:24.280
And like, I get so sick and tired of people like leave.
00:44:30.300
I think when we're so quick to label it, just I mean, imagine being like, for instance,
00:44:35.680
in the 90s, I was dressing up like Robert Smith of The Cure.
00:44:49.920
And they're always like, tell kids to be themselves.
00:44:51.940
Like, you don't have to tell them to be themselves.
00:44:55.440
Can I tell you a story on the subject about the mask?
00:44:57.680
Because I just heard this and we haven't covered it in a while.
00:44:59.360
Friends of mine in Pennsylvania put their kids in private school because they were trying
00:45:04.960
to rush away from the crazy COVID policies of the public school and the crazy, you know,
00:45:11.640
And the private school wound up being more insane on all of this than the public school.
00:45:16.640
And their one child's school, I think this is a different private school, but in private.
00:45:21.460
But right now, okay, June is making the children young.
00:45:26.380
Like, I think that there are little guys only five, four, four, four or five.
00:45:30.380
We're an N95 all day with another mask on top, even while outside.
00:45:48.100
That's like when you see these lunatics in the airport wearing hazmat suits.
00:45:56.540
That's how I know I'm not going to talk to when I see the double masker.
00:46:00.660
Just setting them up for mental illness and not making friends in life.
00:46:04.020
Well, somebody was just lamenting how we get on the airplane now.
00:46:06.640
We just look down at our devices and we don't talk to the person next to us anymore.
00:46:19.060
No, I there's one time I sat down on a plane and I wound up next to the guy who bought Penthouse.
00:46:26.120
Bob Guccione put it into bankruptcy and this guy bought it.
00:46:30.500
But we basically talked about porn for like two hours.
00:46:33.420
I'm like, I don't know if I put this in the good quality or the bad.
00:46:46.860
He was talking about how he he was a real estate baron and he kind of got into porn by accident.
00:46:53.160
And how now like his wife, who is this respectable wife of a successful realtor,
00:46:58.740
wound up going with him to these like porn industry Oscar type events.
00:47:03.080
Where they're literally be like, and for best anal.
00:47:14.580
Yes, we we play clips on your mom's house of this this girl.
00:47:24.260
She goes, I was it wasn't until they said you have two in you, you have three in you that
00:47:30.380
I was like, oh, my gosh, this is actually happening.
00:47:36.140
OK, we had her on our show to explain why she was proud of herself.
00:47:45.760
I love that we're doing this kind of thought provoking stuff on your show.
00:47:48.920
This is all I've ever wanted is to talk about a woman that had two in her or three in her
00:47:53.420
Obviously, she said that because her her vagina and her anus are like muscles that it was
00:48:09.100
We fed her dinner like I we ended up being friends with our sweetest lady.
00:48:13.200
Oh, I'd love to hear the background on how she got to that point in life.
00:48:19.020
Let me do a quick commercial and we'll come back because clearly there's a lot more to
00:48:24.620
And don't forget, folks, you can see the Megan Kelly show and many venues.
00:48:29.980
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00:48:38.040
Your journey through motherhood from the beginning right to where you are now with a six and a
00:48:43.240
three year old two boys is absolutely hilarious.
00:48:46.060
But what's great about you is like, unlike most of us, you can find the way in and the
00:48:50.960
way out that most of us just like, well, that was annoying.
00:49:00.840
You do a bit on natural birth that certainly people.
00:49:05.620
This is from an earlier special, but it sort of sets up where we're going to go in your
00:49:12.820
They're like, oh, Christina, you've got to have that baby naturally.
00:49:32.320
Well, women have been doing it that way for thousands of years.
00:49:36.260
Well, yeah, before drugs were invented, they were like, Christina, what's your birth plan?
00:49:42.740
I was like, motherfucker, I plan on not feeling shit.
00:49:55.440
Wake me up three days later with a baby and a martini.
00:50:01.660
In the end, that's not how it went for you, however.
00:50:09.040
I planned a C-section, but that that joke actually came from a real video.
00:50:13.640
If you Google woman gives birth in creek, she did it in Australia and she gave birth on
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And then like all the villagers came out to take a peek.
00:50:31.140
Plus, what if the creek's like really raging that day?
00:50:40.440
I assume you had like your relatives in the room with you.
00:50:47.100
I feel like I got lucky because I was fine not doing a vaginal birth.
00:50:50.980
You know, I felt like I'd already blown out my stomach and I didn't need to blow out the
00:50:57.960
But then my first child was what they call transverse, like he was diagonal.
00:51:02.260
And they were like, if he straightens out before it's time, you can go natural.
00:51:08.560
So then once you have one by C-section, then they're like, would you like a V-back, you
00:51:13.520
I'm like, well, then I'm just blowing everything out.
00:51:25.940
And then on the morning of my scheduled C-section, I went into labor.
00:51:34.580
But yeah, they had to give me, you know, episiotomies.
00:51:39.400
So it's so, yeah, I didn't get to save my vag, which is such a bummer.
00:51:45.420
I mean, I know enough of my friends that like there are ways back.
00:52:00.940
I don't remember who it was, but one of my doctors and his office was under construction.
00:52:05.060
So he was like loaning an office from he was renting or whatever from a different doctor.
00:52:10.380
And it turns out that other doctor was some sort of a vag reconstruction doctor.
00:52:17.860
Everything was intact because of my three C-sections.
00:52:26.900
But anyway, I sat in the chair and there is a full floor to ceiling mirror like right
00:52:32.840
in front of you and there's nothing obstructing.
00:52:34.900
And if I hadn't had my clothes on, I mean, it would be a straight shot right out the hoo-ha
00:52:39.060
and then they would walk you through all that they I mean, there are ways back, sister.
00:52:45.300
Listen, I'm I'm yeah, I'm going to be in L.A. for the summer.
00:52:48.960
I'm going to look at Beverly Hills and I'm going to get it taken care of.
00:52:55.120
And I think that's the surrender you you make when you have children.
00:52:58.560
You're like, look, I had 40 good years with the with perky boobs and tight abs.
00:53:08.880
Are you bodies or I'm I'm no, I don't exercise.
00:53:20.000
I know you mock it, but I do do the intermittent fasting.
00:53:31.580
Wait, and I have something else to tell you about, though.
00:53:33.440
Oh, wait, I forgot to mention I buried the lead three weeks before Memorial Day.
00:53:38.240
I put on this show Dr. Kate Shanahan, Kate with a C and Mark Sisson, who's a who's a nutritionist
00:53:46.860
It's called Primal Kitchen because I was like, I want to lose five pounds by Memorial Day.
00:53:51.540
You know, I just want to lose a few extra pounds.
00:53:52.920
And you're going into like the bathing suit weather.
00:54:08.740
I've been like decreasing the grains and the sugars, which I didn't think I could ever do.
00:54:13.280
And now I have trained my body to eat its own previously toxic fat instead of me running
00:54:19.560
I'm telling you, go back and download that pod.
00:54:26.980
Tell me what episode that was so we can make it easier on her.
00:54:33.860
His book is Two Meals a Day, which is like you need to read that.
00:54:45.380
Because I basically do like one blowout meal a day.
00:54:48.500
I'm pretty sure any dietician will tell you this is a very good idea.
00:54:51.640
So I barely eat dinner and then I wake up, I skip breakfast, and then I have the guys
00:54:59.500
And then I eat queso and chorizo and avocado and I gorge myself and that's it.
00:55:08.800
So I'll just, sorry to go off on this tangent, but he's got this one recipe in his book,
00:55:14.680
And you would never think you could eat this and stay thin.
00:55:18.100
It's like a taco casserole and it's two pounds of ground beef on top of cauliflower rice,
00:55:27.740
Once it's mixed into a casserole, you can't even tell it's cauliflower rice.
00:55:30.920
Cheese, avocado, all these spices, olives if you want them, salsa, that could go on.
00:55:45.440
You just can't eat a ton of sugar or pasta or, you know, all like the grains and like
00:55:54.360
And let me tell you something else that I love about this, and I'm not even getting paid
00:56:18.820
Mark Sisson, he, he orders like the organic lower sugar wine.
00:56:26.160
And if you drink alcohol, like, I mean, liquor, you can do that.
00:56:29.080
Like if you mix it with a club soda, you know, he doesn't want a bunch of, he would, I think
00:56:32.760
he would allow like a little touch of an OJ or a touch of a cranberry juice.
00:56:40.120
If you want a dessert after dinner, you can have like two squares of dark chocolate as
00:56:43.600
long as it's like 70 or 80% cacao, which is actually quite satisfying.
00:56:52.000
It's so, it feels, hey, you're, you're culturally appropriating there.
00:56:55.700
I don't think you're supposed to say it that way.
00:57:03.040
Now that I live in the South, y'all, I'm so big into Chick-fil-A.
00:57:08.240
Now, the only problem is that they're closed on Sunday because that's the day that they,
00:57:13.560
they grind up the gay people to make the biscuits.
00:57:26.440
It's on the okay list as long as it wasn't fried in one of the hateful eight vegetable
00:57:36.000
And you'll go see the list of the hateful eight, like canola, corn, soy oil, all that
00:57:46.800
Because you, like so many people, fled the state of California for, I don't know if we
00:57:51.440
can say greener pastures, but certainly more reasonable pastures.
00:57:54.480
Yeah, look, I, again, I'm, I'm a lifetime Angeleno.
00:58:01.600
California is the fifth largest economy in the world.
00:58:04.540
It was, I don't know if it is now, but it will triumph again.
00:58:14.360
Um, I, I went to the Hobby Lobby to buy Halloween decorations and they're like, man, we don't
00:58:20.480
sell Halloween decorations on account of our religious beliefs.
00:58:24.240
And I was like, well, I'm going to Michael's arts and crafts and hail Satan.
00:58:27.620
And then I, uh, so my friends from LA are like, Christina, how do you deal with the religious
00:58:36.000
I either stay in LA and live with the woke or I moved to Texas and I live with Jesus.
00:58:43.240
And as far as I know, Jesus never hit anybody at the Oscars.
00:58:52.560
It's like my brother, he moved to Atlanta and he said for the first like 10 years, his
00:58:56.260
neighbor kept inviting him to come over for church.
00:58:58.480
And my brother kept inviting him to come over for a barbecue.
00:59:01.400
And by the end of the 10 years, they'd managed to combine it into a twofer and everybody won.
00:59:09.640
Cause it's kind of a liberal city in the midst of a red state.
00:59:14.860
I feel like it's, um, what the nineties was in San Francisco kind of, which I, I live there
00:59:26.700
They make a lot of chit chat and you and I are big city girls and we do not chit chat.
00:59:32.620
It's like, it's like I have to pay the fucking boring toll every time I want to get something
00:59:38.420
Uh, you know, it's like they talk about nothing.
00:59:40.260
It's the hillbilly Seinfeld every day of my life, but they're so sweet.
00:59:48.000
Like they're so into community, which is new for me too.
00:59:52.760
And now I belong to a women's book club and, um, all the books have been about husband
01:00:03.300
Isn't Texas where we got the Texas cheerleading murder or the chainsaw wielding murdering
01:00:11.560
Yeah, but I like that they are, um, it feels normal here.
01:00:17.200
Like I take my kids to birthday parties, like kindergarten parties, and they give the kids
01:00:22.920
regular cupcakes, not gluten-free, sugar-free vegan cupcakes.
01:00:27.140
And, and they're like, yeah, it's a boy's party.
01:00:29.600
So we're handing out, you know, toy guns and there's snakes hanging everywhere.
01:00:37.600
So yeah, how, how is it where you are is our Connecticut is more reasonable than Manhattan
01:00:46.280
It's just like, there are people who are a little bit more conservative and that's fine.
01:00:51.080
But even the liberals here are not as hardcore woke progressives.
01:00:55.300
There's a small sampling of it, but for the most part, people are just kind of reasonable
01:01:00.900
But I have found as I put myself out there more, you know, like meet people, I haven't,
01:01:08.640
Though Dr. Laura, who I know you also love said, just let it happen naturally.
01:01:12.780
I, I, I know, I know you love, I had her on my show.
01:01:15.500
I had the, I had the chance to ask her like all my questions.
01:01:20.780
She's like, just live your life and you know, it'll happen.
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But anyway, I have had the occasion to spend time with new, new moms, new people in my life.
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And I have really decided I'm very socially awkward.
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That's, but hey, thankfully you and I have made a career on saying the wrong things a lot.
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Well, and, and I think your observations are so funny about like hanging out with moms
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Connecticut's more of a, it's got normal people.
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But like, if you just walk down the street of New York, you'd see a lot of like upper
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west side liberals who, you know, would never wear a stitch of makeup and had some Birkenstocks
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on and maybe we're carrying a sign for Greenpeace or, you know, Planned Parenthood here in Connecticut.
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This, this bit from your, your current special mom jeans, uh, perfect moms.
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And then we can talk about which state are we discussing?
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That's a huge problem with me, you know, cause I compare myself to those perfect moms.
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Oh, you know, those bitches, those perfect moms.
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Oh, they got four kids and somehow they're a size zero.
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The worst is when she's like, my husband is my best friend.
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These are the same people that mouth kiss their moms and dads.
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Your best friend is the person you talk shit about your husband to.
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Are those your L.A. moms or are those your Austin moms?
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Like, hey, I've met some cool L.A. moms and I want to give some shout outs to those broads.
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But yeah, there was definitely like the moms that drop off their kids in the Lululemon gear.
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And they're like, I'm going to do yoga right now.
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Like, bitch, you know, you're not like you're tired.
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Like, you've got to be tired like the rest of us.
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Please tell me you're just going to go home and eat something and take a nap while your kids are at school.
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And I'm really digging the vibe of just just survive, just especially the young years.
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I mean, I will say mine are now 12, 11 and eight.
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I think four is the crossover point for a little guy.
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I think four is where they start to show, like, genuine signs of independence that you can exploit.
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But I mean, when they're five and, what is it, the three you're at age, seven, eight, five and eight, you're good.
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From that point forward, it's good, good, good.
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But I think you've, I feel like you and I are similar in that we understand that men are from Mars and women are from Venus.
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I've been reading that book and there's definitely differences, you know?
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I don't think I could say, I wouldn't say he's my best friend.
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I don't want my best friend on top of me, you know?
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I just, like, he needs, you just, there needs to be some distance there where there's, like, there are questions, you know?
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I always say Doug is the perfect amount of aloof.
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Like, I'm still chasing him and he's still chasing me.
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And if, if, if he were my best friend, it would be in the bag.
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I still feel like anything could happen, you know?
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I like the mystery that's involved in our relationship where he's still kind of pursuing me and whatever.
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But no, my best friends, like, that's the one you can have catty talk with.
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You know, I try to bring my A game to my relationship with my husband.
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Well, yeah, I mean, I, I, I love your, I love it.
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But then, like, what do you do when you have to make a brown?
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No, we don't cut our toenails or our nails in front of each other.
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We don't go to the bathroom with, like, the stall open, you know, the door open in front of one another.
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Like, he uses some spray on his feet, like his athletic foot, whatever it is.
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You know, it's like, if you just show it all the time, it's, like, not a special thing.
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Speaking of foot spray, I was doing a Target run the other day.
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And I was like, do you need anything from Target?
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Good news is it can also treat my jockage because it kills the same fungus.
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And, like, I want to be, I want to be this woman of mystery.
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But, like, every time my husband uses the toilet, it looks like the bottom of a pudding cup.
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But whenever I go to a hotel and it's, like, cleaning me from below, it's like, whoa, how
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It's, like, you don't need a lot of, you just install it and it squirts water up there.
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But then if you're ready to move on to Varsity, I highly recommend the Toto washlet 350E.
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And if you want to get the whole toilet, well, that's another deal.
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Like, unlike your husband, I'm not really getting all that messy.
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Well, speaking of that, are you going to go for the girl?
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You know, if I had started 10 years sooner, I think I would go for three.
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But, I mean, I think I got the last egg out of me on that second baby.
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I also feel like, when it comes to children, it almost does feel like what's meant to be will
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You know, like, I'll bet you that this is what you're meant to have for whatever reason.
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Like, this is the family you were meant to have.
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You know, it's like, I know that feeling of you because I wish I had met Doug 10 years
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And I know you married a young'un, too, which is annoying.
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So I say to Tommy all the time, I'm like, oh, you're only 43.
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You know, like, oh, I remember being that young.
01:09:18.420
Oh, speaking of your amazingly talented husband, Tom Segura, just let's introduce him to the
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And it kind of involves your life in Soundbite 17.
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I don't know why they trust me, but they're like, should I do it?
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And I'm like, yeah, of course you should do it.
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Here's all you got to do if you want to be a great dad.
01:10:34.320
You were saying like, we were watching some of the clips.
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You were talking about how like, you know, you, well, I'll just play it.
01:10:42.340
So anyway, I fell down the stairs, getting to my baby in a hurry.
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And nobody tells you this, but being a mom, it's an emotional roller coaster.
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Like, I go from joy to rage to exhaustion to exhilaration every six seconds, every day.
01:11:09.920
And just when I'm ready to throw that baby in the river, he smiles at me.
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Yeah, they smile at you with those little jack-o'-lantern teeth.
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So I can relate to this because you're like, and you can get angry.
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And you can think, oh my God, if I saw a video of myself right now, I would be horrified.
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I can feel myself inflicting the damage in this moment.
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And then they do something awesome that makes you realize, I'm doing a good job.
01:12:10.460
Yeah, and that's the back and forth of motherhood.
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And like you're talking about trying to find cool mom friends.
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It's so hard because I think it's hard to admit that motherhood is a lot of suffering.
01:12:26.260
It's not as glamorous as the baby bliss that they promote when like a Kardashian gets pregnant.
01:12:33.320
I'll never forget seeing People Magazine, baby bliss.
01:12:35.540
And it's like, yeah, yes, and yes, and it's like, I love them.
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But I always think about Jordan Peterson when he talks about taking the right path.
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And I think that having children is the right path.
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And it keeps you in a good place because you're constantly striving to be your best self.
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And I've been in therapy for a decade, you know, just trying to identify feelings and have feelings and feel feelings.
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And I know you, I've heard you talk about your upbringing.
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And I think about like, what do I want to give my children?
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What's the secret sauce to making people successful, resilient people?
01:13:31.840
I don't like peanut allergies because, you know, those were created.
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Those didn't occur when you and I were children.
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And they created them because they stopped giving peanuts to children because they thought that would give them allergies.
01:13:46.400
I'm dying to talk about this with you because I know this is like one of your big things.
01:13:55.340
And I think it's great to be supported by a community that has the same values.
01:13:59.160
You know, like one of the reasons we go out to Montana a lot and have a small cabin out there is I like the way the Montanans are.
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I like how they reinforce our values with our kids.
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You know, my kid didn't stand fast enough in the national anthem played at the rodeo.
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It was like three guys like, get on your feet, kid.
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You know, in Manhattan, they'd be like, take a knee, take a knee, get down.
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It's much more, as I said, mixed ideologically.
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But I do think that, you know, the resilience requires you to every time the challenge comes, say, thank you.
01:14:40.960
You know, this is another opportunity and that you can just can't get from A to B without going through it.
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So it's like you can't sit back and admire somebody's strength or courage or, you know, mental toughness and hope it just magically appears.
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You know, that's why you really have to thank God for the tough times and the challenges and the assholes who come into your life because they're there for a reason.
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You know, if you if you choose to pay attention, they're there for a reason.
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And by the way, I love that you love Jordan Peterson and Dr.
01:15:10.120
Laura, that's this is what's brought us together.
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You kind of forget that that should be your North Star.
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And again, I don't agree with everything Jordan Peterson says or what everything that Dr.
01:15:29.340
Laura says, but I can glean the important things, you know, and I go like that last thing you just said.
01:15:35.460
There's a blaspheme that came out of your mouth there about Dr.
01:15:38.460
Oh, you know what I miss is that she doesn't say anymore.
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She's so funny that I love listening to her because like she's so abrasive.
01:15:56.220
I was just listening to her yesterday and this woman called and she was like, oh, I've got this.
01:16:01.620
I'm kind of still obsessed with my children and I, you know, I need to live my own life.
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They're out now and she's kind of going on and she just will cut you off.
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She's like, um, I asked you the question and if you're not going to answer, I'm going to have to hang up on you.
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But she's not wrong about stuff, especially about like family and child rearing.
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And I feel like these old school values are very American.
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And I was always told over and over, like, America is freedom.
01:17:02.060
And it bums me out to hear people poo-pooing capitalism, especially people that are like,
01:17:09.500
Did you just tweet that on your cool-ass iPhone that was invented?
01:17:15.720
You know, I mean, that's the, you know, you've got people like, I hate to round back to my
01:17:19.440
favorite pair of targets, but Meghan and Harry out there in their private jet lecturing the
01:17:23.280
rest of us on the environment and how we're a racist country and the royal family's race.
01:17:26.740
It's like, would you shut up from your private jet on your way back to your Malibu mansion?
01:17:35.720
Like, and just because, would you even talk shit about your mother-in-law publicly?
01:17:43.780
I mean, how disgusting is that to poop all over your family, your in-laws?
01:17:50.620
While Prince Philip, the queen's husband, was in the hospital dying.
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But poor me, I don't know what title my kid is going to get.
01:18:08.580
Well, know your audience because everybody loves Princess Kate.
01:18:10.780
So you probably shouldn't divide yourself from her because it's automatically going to be
01:18:18.520
Like, she knows the gig that she got into, which is to be a royal.
01:18:26.600
But I love that interview with Meghan Markle and Oprah.
01:18:30.020
I mean, Oprah sunk her teeth into that little girl.
01:18:33.900
I was like, oh, don't you feel like it was kind of like Oprah wanted her to look bad?
01:18:44.900
But Oprah was like, oh, I'm going to get into this juicy thing.
01:18:52.120
I mean, she knew every single thing that Meghan Markle was going to say.
01:18:54.860
Oprah doesn't go into an interview without having had her team do 25 pre-interviews.
01:18:59.260
So she knew every bit of news that was going to be made and led her to it, you know, like
01:19:06.520
And, you know, Harry and Meghan have been in one trick ponies for a while, though.
01:19:11.660
And like, literally, the low point was when Harry, Prince Harry, started lecturing us about
01:19:19.120
It's like, do we really need to take a look into the royal family's history, the Mountbatten?
01:19:24.800
Where did the Mountbatten come from in your Mountbatten, Windsor last name?
01:19:28.420
Like, let's not like if you want us to go there, we can go there.
01:19:32.820
But I literally saw the pictures of you with a swastika on your arm.
01:19:35.800
So like, maybe take a seat on this particular lecture.
01:19:41.880
So, all right, let's pause for one second, do one more break, come back and have a ton
01:19:52.840
Let's talk about Netflix and how that's gone, because I know for many years now, I mean,
01:19:56.960
you were part of this 2015 movie with all these comedians who narrated it, calling attention
01:20:09.600
Well, flash forward now, you know, how many, seven years later?
01:20:14.880
And Netflix's been at the center of it, thanks to the blowback against Chappelle and now against
01:20:21.040
And I know you've been, you've experienced some of that yourself.
01:20:32.480
2015, I think, was the last time you could tell a joke in a club that there was no pushback.
01:20:41.420
And then the tide turned and it got really, really tight and really, really scary.
01:20:47.580
And people were getting canceled, losing their careers.
01:20:50.460
And then I think with this last thing with Chappelle, it's been so awesome because they
01:21:01.420
He's like, number one, I will not be summoned, meaning I will not come talk to the woke people
01:21:06.440
that are upset with me just because, like, I will not be summoned.
01:21:10.520
You have to watch the special front to back before you can talk to me.
01:21:13.920
And number three, you have to admit that Hannah Gadsby isn't funny.
01:21:27.780
So I was at the comedy store during the Netflix is a joke festival.
01:21:31.260
And I think comedians are starting to push back.
01:21:39.000
And I think when they tried to cancel Joe Rogan, that was the last of it.
01:21:47.300
He's been nothing but fantastic to everybody, to me, to black comedians, to every comedian,
01:22:04.420
I mean, that would be I mean, even Netflix sent out that memo saying we're going to produce
01:22:08.520
for all sorts of people, all sorts of different content.
01:22:15.120
I love when last week you were talking about this this girl that wanted reparations for
01:22:26.360
And you're like, how is this woman going to be a lawyer?
01:22:28.760
I mean, they're going to tell you that you're stupid and that your ideas are awful.
01:22:34.980
Like, do you think that people can cultivate resilience or is this something that you're
01:22:43.840
That's why I feel so strongly about all this stuff.
01:22:47.260
It's like I have lots of like moms in particular, but also dads will come and say, like, I really
01:22:52.580
want my I have my daughter listening to you and I want my daughter to be as strong as you
01:22:59.460
Let all the shit that's coming her way come her way and then be there to be supportive.
01:23:03.700
You know, you can support your child through trauma and certainly, you know, give them
01:23:07.720
some thoughts on how to navigate it, but let them navigate it.
01:23:11.620
And then their confidence builds, even if it doesn't come out perfectly.
01:23:16.660
Self-confidence is built, but you can't go from, you know, having none to having a ton
01:23:22.400
You've got to do all those little baby steps in between and then and then you'll take
01:23:26.580
bigger risks and then bigger falls will come your way and it'll handle those and you'll
01:23:30.400
have even more confidence and more like just keep getting back up.
01:23:33.700
You can just keep getting back up, get back up, get back up, get back up.
01:23:44.560
I spoke to Stanford business students recently and I said, run toward the danger.
01:23:51.620
Run toward the danger and hope something goes wrong.
01:23:57.680
What's that book about the anti fragility thing?
01:24:00.020
Like that's that's how you you get over things is exposure and going over it.
01:24:07.060
I think I heard you mention I have been for most of my life.
01:24:15.040
And one of his classic lines was this is after like all this shit had happened at Fox
01:24:20.300
I was at NBC and he said to me, you know, Megan, you don't always have to have to take
01:24:33.660
But yeah, he's brilliant and really, really helped me.
01:24:36.600
In fact, he's probably the reason why I'm no longer in it because I'm doing pretty well
01:24:40.040
right now and I haven't felt the need, you know, the urgent need to be there weekly.
01:24:44.440
And I know you I mean, you talk about your your upbringing a little bit, but do you think
01:24:57.500
But like growing up, she would just laugh in our face a lot of the times when we had
01:25:09.000
I like there's a funny there's a story that lives in infamy where I had some really important
01:25:13.200
paper due and I got to school and I called her.
01:25:16.300
She was a nurse at the Albany Veterans Hospital and I called her.
01:25:21.760
If I don't get that term paper and I'm going to fail this class.
01:25:24.220
And she's like, and I'm like, you got to go home.
01:25:33.900
There's but that's that's what you need, right?
01:25:40.280
She used to have a sign in my kitchen cupboard that read lack of planning on your part does
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And like I and I feel like what I'm passing down to my kids is just I'm too tired to really
01:25:53.880
So I'm not really doing it by design so much as like I'm just tired.
01:25:56.860
So they're going to have to take care of themselves.
01:26:01.340
Girl, amen, because my three year old is in this phase of wanting to do things for himself
01:26:09.900
And so I have to be like, no, no, no, you do it.
01:26:15.060
And I heard him explaining how to make hot dogs to my older kid.
01:26:18.660
He's like, you put the hot dog in the microwave and when it pops, it's ready.
01:26:28.220
But, you know, and I I don't know, like I know feelings are important.
01:26:34.220
I think feelings are great and you have to have them and you have to process them.
01:26:39.280
And I feel like this era is all about feelings and not enough about action and resilience
01:26:46.180
Like, listen, the boys in the studio saw the new Maverick movie, the new Top Gun movie.
01:26:51.140
And I'm like, you know why it resonates even today?
01:27:03.700
He still goes up in that plane and he fights the goddamn Russians and he kills those goddamn
01:27:24.400
Have you looked at like the Where Are They Now rundown of all the stars who were in the
01:27:38.420
Well, you know what I love is that Kelly McGillis, they interviewed her and they asked her if she
01:27:43.240
was upset that she wasn't asked to do the new movie.
01:27:54.620
Well, it's like she lives, she's in an industry where like you're not allowed to get old and
01:28:03.920
I saw an article about Melissa Gilbert recently who I loved on Little House on the Prairie
01:28:11.060
And one of the good things about it was I got to interview her and Nellie, Alison
01:28:24.340
Anyway, Melissa Gilbert has now just exited stage left because she's sick of dealing with
01:28:28.620
the bullshit and like having to stick your face full of poison.
01:28:31.420
And she's in some like sort of, you know, I don't know, that cabin in like the Adirondacks
01:28:36.900
now with her husband, Timothy Busfield, who's of Hollywood as well.
01:28:41.720
I bet it's I mean, I can feel it news, but not to the extent these Hollywood actresses
01:28:50.600
I think like especially with comedy, the good news is the older, the fatter, the more
01:28:55.700
inappropriate you are, the longer your career is going to last.
01:28:59.020
And, you know, when I was a young comedian, I've been doing this for 20 years and I started
01:29:04.060
when nobody wanted to hear women say a goddamn thing.
01:29:16.580
And I yeah, I mean, look, I'm I'm very pro troops.
01:29:20.800
I loved I won't do it now because I have children, but I did a lot of stuff.
01:29:23.580
I went to Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Bahrain, Dubai, you name it.
01:29:31.300
And especially to come back as a civilian and see people complaining about everyday life.
01:29:45.040
I mean, we had like Joan Rivers, but you didn't have that many role models to sort of show
01:29:53.360
And I and I know that representation is a big thing right now.
01:30:05.460
I identified with the spirit of what they were doing.
01:30:24.180
I imagine you have a similar thing where you're like, I don't know what it is, but I'm going
01:30:31.520
And I would memorize truly tasteless joke books.
01:30:33.760
I don't know if you remember those from the 80s.
01:30:35.600
My dad had them in the bathroom and I would memorize them.
01:30:38.720
I didn't even understand the references or what was what, but I love telling them at
01:30:43.460
the lunch tables at school and making people laugh.
01:30:52.840
But my first 20 years were spent telling jokes to men in the front row whose arms were folded.
01:30:58.100
And that was great in a way because like I had to win them over and get really good
01:31:03.500
And then now these younger boys, because they grow up on podcasts and they grow up watching
01:31:07.840
people like you and me talk, it's normal and it's so much easier.
01:31:14.520
Forgive me, but I have to ask, do you watch Mrs.
01:31:21.320
This bitch is friends with Lenny Bruce and now she's on private jets.
01:31:24.220
Like to me, I get like, oh, that's not how the comedy business works.
01:31:28.080
Like you don't go from like open mics to private jets.
01:31:34.540
Like I like the sets and I love Tony Shalhoub, right?
01:31:47.660
Her jokes like this is how did this make it on TV?
01:31:57.120
Stand up comedians are the goddamn Marines of show business.
01:32:03.240
Like they call comedy writers indoor cats because they've never been out into the wild.
01:32:09.980
So comedic actors are different than stand ups.
01:32:13.260
You put me in any city and any place and I can make people laugh.
01:32:20.440
And do you see any signs of, you know, comedic genius in your kids since they're the children
01:32:26.660
Yeah, so my three-year-old insists on us calling him.
01:32:31.240
We can't call him Julian, which is his birth name that we gave him.
01:32:46.280
My husband for a while was going through like we watched some, I don't know, some some like
01:32:50.440
period piece where he was like, I would like to be referred to as your Royal Highness or
01:32:58.680
Or whenever he watches any sort of a period piece, he slips into that kind of talk, you
01:33:05.320
Well, every day we watch Ten Commandments every year around Easter.
01:33:07.540
And for like a week, I'll hear Duggar with like, you bring a warm smile with your cool
01:33:28.680
Wait, the Tudors, though, is that the one trying to think?
01:33:32.640
Not the not the follow up, which wasn't as good.
01:33:39.820
So Henry Cavill is in there and he's the hottest man on the planet.
01:33:46.060
And then for Henry, they chose the fayest, most effeminate actor.
01:34:02.580
And then they wrote another one that wasn't as popular.
01:34:16.480
But there was a lot of like, yeah, there was a lot like jerking off into the towel.
01:34:20.800
I didn't need to like, they went places where I was like, I don't need to know Henry this
01:34:28.500
They always start those cable shows with like sex in the opening.
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Do I, I'm not, obviously if you're into the medieval thing, like, is it, is it a dick
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But I think, were there like some gay love scenes with him where I was like, I don't
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So I watched it when I broke my ankle last year and that I, I loved it.
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And, um, but yeah, there was a lot of gratuitous, um, scenes of homosexual sex.
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And I'm like, do we really need to, do we really, but it inspired me to buy those big
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That Halston style to say it's a classic and elegant makes you feel like you want to feel
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It's a, it's a Amy Schumer's parental advisory.
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So it's like a few comics talking about parenting.
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And it's going to come out, I think this weekend.
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I would love to have you back anytime, Christina.
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You can buy her baby merch too at YMH studios.com.
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Her clips, her special is so good and she's, she's amazing, right?
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Um, I, we covered the full landscape, uh, in any event, if you want to hear more fun
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talks, don't forget to go back to episode three 21.
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If you want all that weight loss information and just a healthier way of living.
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In the meantime, download the Megan Kelly show on Apple, Pandora, Spotify, and Stitcher
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while they're at Apple, leave me a note, leave me a five-star review and let me know
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what you thought of the show, uh, or any of the shows this week.
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I'm still getting tons of reaction from a few of them and it's fun to read also youtube.com